SNEAKO - July 17, 2022
Astrology Turns American Girls into Idiots.
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Summary
In this episode, we discuss the difference between getting laid vs getting paid, astrology, and the top 3 questions to ask in a potential love interest, and how to get laid vs. getting paid. We also discuss the importance of having a partner that you can be happy with, and why you should stop believing in astrology.
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getting laid versus getting paid what are the top three questions to ask when getting to know a
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potential love interest uh what's your astrology sign a potential love interest uh what's your
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astrology sign wrong oh god and you know why they're laughing so hard because they know how
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stupid this is they know how dumb astrology is but they just like
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living in delusion they like stars they like fairy tale they all watch disney princess movies growing
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up they love this shit they love not making any fucking sense
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well actually related to uh asking about somebody's zodiac sign doesn't that give false expectations
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no they are true every time 100 oh 100 maybe 99 but like really you trust a leo and then boom
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they're self-absorbed well no i'm just saying because a lot of people say you know you can't
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generalize because everyone's different and i would just wonder why people would ask about
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i think everyone's different except for as well as i think that's why everyone's the same
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oh bro i'm gonna say it again you ever seen dudes two dudes this happy
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on a night out saying nothing you have you ever seen this
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for men to get this happy you know we need to do so much more work
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i feel like they want to see if they're compatible
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every time every time i'm not even gonna make the noise you make it chat sorry but just
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you know she's not even the same painted on eyebrows
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a lot of people are and believe in the whole zodiac sign i tend to do that as well
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i don't know i'm just into like this mystical stuff magical stuff and i feel like a lot of
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females are into you know painting a picture of what can potentially be there whether sureable or not
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but do you think do you think it gives false expectations so why why do it i don't know
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it's just because you like nonsense it makes you smile just like that yes but i like to dream
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and live in my head that's a movie it's just about something about having hope you know what
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i mean something hope not just garbage bro we need to cancel astrology l astrology in the chat
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i'm fucking sick of crystals and stars wake the fuck up bro we need god
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about having something that you can reach for that you can have you know look forward to have
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faith in because they believe in astrology they believe in the planets they believe in the crystals
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look look at his face that's what i'm saying compared to the girls guys are like trying to
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figure this shit out really trying to navigate all this nonsense and then the girls
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they believe in the science and you know what sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't
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do you think it gives false expectations i 100 believe it gives false expectations because
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everyone says the sign the crystal gives this energy the sign gives this wrong this momentum no it
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doesn't it's all right here in your head it's belief it's what you believe you shall receive
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and men cannot believe in that garbage if we start believing that shit bro the world will just fall
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apart but every single girl in the west believes in that shit because we accept that they live in
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la la land why when you're single you long for a relationship but when you're in a relationship
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you long bro do you see him yeah like the girls all the dudes here it's like it's really i've never
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noticed this before every guy in a night house for your freedom hmm good question uh you long for
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your freedom i would have to say um now in these days in this generation people get uh so insecure
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when it comes to social media because you have something look at the difference look at the
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difference the guys like just trying to figure it out like hmm yo this shit makes no goddamn fucking
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sense and then immediately you go to the girl with the same this the same this the same ba la la
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look how happy they are i want to be this happy for doing nothing yo you're like oh i want that
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and then you have it you're like no i want that if that makes sense that doesn't make any fucking
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sense you want what you don't have is it human nature to never be satisfied i think so yes because
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it's like once you get something that you want you want more so you're never fully satisfied for it
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it is human nature look bro this is gonna be so funny for the rest of the video i hope they edit it
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like that look every guy i'm telling you is gonna look the same way and every girl is gonna look
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the same i think as humans you know we're constantly you know corrupted by social media
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and it tends to program us into thinking else do you think do you think social media is inherently
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bad or a symptom of a larger problem inherently social media can be good it has as good as it's uh
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good and bad uh it's it's a good way to connect to people and you know learn from one another
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but it can be very toxic and bad with the programming and the beauty when it comes to beauty
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and yeah it's just it's bad for the society sometimes i believe is it human nature look
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every single time and look how long this one is on the right holy fuck
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i think i figured it out i think this is it this is it sure to never be satisfied
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yes um it's because instagram yeah everyone has comparing themselves yeah everyone has like
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fake expectations yeah and you have fake eyelashes huh expectations are crazy yeah yeah what are the
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top three questions to ask when getting to know a potential love interest how much money do you make
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what do you do yeah what do you do that's what that means how much money do you make
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but you know what they say in the reverse you should never ask a woman her age um um you're gonna ask
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how much i weigh uh excuse me you can't ask how old i am but the first fucking thing they ask is
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how much money do you make you do for work how much money do you make why do you think why do you
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think look at them look how fucking hard they laugh at everything no dude in this video there's another
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14 minutes is gonna be this happy saying nothing the longer your lashes are the happier you can be
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living in la la land do you think that she believes in astrology of course
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that uh would be the number one question because we gotta know if we're gonna be
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because me and her we make some money yeah we make some money you gotta add it up like we
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yeah or you can you can either you're a boss to have a leech or you two bosses right
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and how do you think she makes money do you think that they're doctors
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you think that they're lawyers do you think that these two beautiful brave queens right
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here are physicists what do you think they do how do you think they make their money
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why is it in the age of independent women a man's value is often determined by what he provides
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because i kind of feel like god i mean men were put on this earth to provide
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yeah it wasn't it ain't that the uh so so what were okay what were women put on the start
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yeah we're supposed to make babies sit at home and spend the money but we work we work we
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work we work but you know do we want to no do you know more people who enjoy dating or who complain
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about dating someone tell you you look terrible what the fuck is this fit what is this drip
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head to toe and she's still look she's already happy for no reason there's nothing going on and
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she's still like the i want to see one guy in this video i'll take an l if i see one guy in this video
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that looks this unnecessarily happy that i'm gonna know dating uh complain why complain about dating
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um because usually the person that they're in a relationship with they're like not loyal or
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just like doesn't commit to what they really actually want this girl definitely thinks she's a 10
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too wearing snowboarding goggles why is it when you're someone needs to like this is this what i'm
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saying no guys are willing to risk losing pussy and tell her that she looks goofy as fuck because
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what the fuck you stepped outside looking like this those the giant ass hoops the same long eyelashes
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it's just you don't look good you don't but we won't tell you because we still want to
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single you want to be in a relationship and when you're in a relationship you don't put pig in the
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chat that's so offensive she's a queen she's brave long for your freedom um i guess because when you're
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single you're just like lonely um and then when you're in a relationship it's like once you're in
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a relationship you actually understand the person that you're with you actually might get annoyed by
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the person that's why you need to become friends with the person first and then continue to be
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into a relationship okay but then what about that dreaded friend zone that a lot of guys complain
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about getting stuck in i don't know i couldn't even tell you well okay but i'm just saying a lot
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of people say you should but they laugh at nothing they're so happy for no goddamn reason
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friends first and i'm saying shouldn't you establish someone here thinks i'm overreacting
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to but wait till it cuts to another guy and look at the difference on their faces or some kind of
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sexual interest right right off the bat no i don't think so i feel like you should know the person like
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first like you should understand what their character is and how they move um chat oink oink is wild
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i've never seen so many pig emojis like it's i see the resemblance but she's a queen and all women
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are queens and she's a 10 she's perfect she has no room for improvement i don't think you should
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just go right towards sex the sex it's always gonna be look at the face look at the face first
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back to the guy you could see the stress like look he's not there i'm 33 whenever i'm 43
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we're gonna have sex whenever i'm 53 we're gonna have sex whenever i'm 63 we're gonna have sex
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is there a difference look bro bro i'm telling you i just cracked the code what the hell
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the rest of the video watch carefully i've never made that connection before every guy is
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looks like they just finished an eight-hour shift at the factory and then you go cut to the girl
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between the dating advice that men get versus the dating advice that women get
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yeah what is the difference yeah girls are like oh like let's settle down like the one guys are
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like okay just hit and then go like literally that's the advice so basically uh men teach each
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other how to get laid and women teach each other how to get relationships yeah yeah interesting
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so then doesn't that look look you see what i'm saying that men and women have different goals
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in dating yeah like 100 what are they so happy about i wish that i could just be this happy for
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he's asking you questions about dating and you just
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like mostly speaking like definitely some people are different but good good guys but yeah a lot of us
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is it harder for a man to get the woman he wants into bed or for a woman to get the man she wants
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to commit women to commit that one yeah i think i think so in my personal experience so you think
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it's hard so you think it's harder for women to get men to commit yeah personal experience but don't
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women typically expect a man to commit before she's willing to give him sex yes you need to delude them
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you need to pretend like you're their boyfriend it's a hug because she's like well am i just my body
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and you're like no i really like you for your astrology sign no but queen your personality is
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so unique oh my god here's some pussy it's that same shit every time delusion
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depends depends times are changing times are changing it used to yes now now it's like you
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can like people just sleep with whoever it's quite easier well people say to me like now it's like hookup
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culture but doesn't that but doesn't that typically only apply to the right men not all men
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uh no all men pretty much all men but probably i guess maybe there's some good ones out there
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look is any guy gonna laugh like this you guys are called when i make this face you guys are calling
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me insane every time i make that face someone says i'm losing my mind
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all right how about this um if you happen to be looking for a quality man where would you expect
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to find one uh like school i think is because they're like focused and driven they have goals
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they have goals in life like that would be good i think good guy you're always looking for the good
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guy yeah i think it's a perfect prince charming so doesn't that prove that men and women have
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different goals in dating yeah yeah i think yeah yeah i think we definitely have different goals
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and what we if either of you were looking for a quality man where would you expect to find one
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i would definitely say the gym or church for me i would probably say church
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or like i think a grocery store would be prime i think a lot of the dating advice now right back to
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the guy look at the stress and depression and fucking they all every guy's can i have a hug
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one day is is find a man who's rich and that's gonna spoil you that's all i there's a smile there's
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a smile okay he's a little fruity though from women nowadays uh working for this club scene but when
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it comes to men i would honestly have to say focus on yourself focus on yourself w w this guy work on
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building an empire for yourself and then settle down for a woman because most of these ladies
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uh belong to the streets have whore written on their shirt bro you can't focus on yourself
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fishing in hollywood california or in vegas you find a woman and they're most likely treesh
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ran through whole phase and they still want to find a guy in trader joe's even though she's
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fucking ran through in astrology just kind of want to go for you for your money and not because of love
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a lot of women now as of right now look at that another guy it's the same expression
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every guy there's how much longer this video chat don't leave don't leave i want you to really
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realize this because i it's just a realization i've never made before every guy is going to look
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stressed out and lonely and just trying to like just looking for a hug and the girls are
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like they're looking for a guy that's established so they could uh tie themselves to his success
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because women are okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay l l l they look happy let's see how
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long it lasts in nature they always aim for high status individuals and they want to live a higher
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lifestyle why are so many women obsessed with collecting expensive shoes and handbags hyper
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miss nature men men are success objects women are beauty objects before social media everything was
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like more genuine and then you could get to know a person better but right now we have apps like
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tinder and shit like that and it's like oh you want to fuck yes or no she ran through how you gonna
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have a kid like they all think they deserve the top men and she's fucking ran through and then it turns
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into that and then they never becomes into a relationship and because it starts like that i feel
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like it turns into these toxic like dumb relationships i guess it's not like realistic do you think that dating
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apps have killed romance i don't want to say yes but i feel like it has more towards that way than
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actually creating romance i feel like it's kind of hard to find romance through social media because i
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feel like it's all very superficial you should not find your girlfriend through social media fake in a
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way in today's society back to the stress oh you got bumble you got tinder you got plenty of fish
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you can match with the girl on a wednesday and get her in bed on a friday but doesn't that typically
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only apply to f boys no no it doesn't you don't even have to try you can say hey let's go on a date
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this friday i'll take you out to sushi get girls are for sushi rolls let's get some sake in us and before
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you know she's at your house and you're getting it off don't women typically make a man wait or
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commit before she'll give him sex no 100 don't the ones that say if a woman tells you i'm not giving
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it to you the first night she's gonna give it to you the first night generally the the the women that
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give it to you the first night they're better to date the one the woman that wants you wants you to
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work for it they're gonna be a pain in the ass later what does a woman have i disagree completely
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with this dude why don't no no the dude to get commitment
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have sex with you on the first day what does a man have to do to get sex really you really want
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to wife up a hoe who gave up for a sushi roll you go wife up some california roll
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bro like you really think that she vows yourself she fucks you a random guy on tinder for some wasabi
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that's wifeable nothing just take him on a date what does a woman have to do to get commitment
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back to the happiness back to astrology face not like withhold sex like or i don't know like if
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like if you really click with a person i think like a commitment will just happen but yes withhold
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but like whistle okay and what does a man have to do to get a woman into bed uh commitment i don't know
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they sound like witches from like old movies in the 30s the wicked witch of the west
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what's so funny bitch what the fuck is so funny like so that she gets what she wants first right
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uh yeah we come first we try we try i think yeah except in bed then women men come for i don't know
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yeah except in bed then then men will come some women some women not at all honestly i don't think
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you could look how happy they are they can't they're hysterically laughing at absolutely nothing
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do shit to get commitment it has to be the man we come across people who cheat all the time
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why does the man why does the man typically have to be the first one to give because that's what you're
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you missed the part about it's in the bible that it says men are here to provide
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i am bisexual you might buy me something i might get sexual how should a guy know if a girl genuinely
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likes him or if she just wants attention okay that's a stress face back to that's a that's a great
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question easily if you have to spend money on a woman she's not the one if you can go hang out with
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her and just spend quality time that's a wonderful woman i definitely know girls who like just want
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attention from guys it's hard to tell because it's really easily confused i find
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because once they get attention i don't even know when i want a relationship or when i want
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attention they don't even know this is this is the delusion happiness i don't even know anything
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even know and then you're like oh never mind i was just bored or whatever yeah yeah it was that
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or like box dyeing my hair so like i don't know i guess just how much she puts into the relationship
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like if she's like always like trying to like receive kind of instead of like giving but like
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if she has that much free time to like waste like on a guy like don't go for her anyways women often
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use the expression i'm worth it what exactly does that mean absolutely nothing absolutely nothing
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they've never even thought about this they all say it and this is the first time they've had to think
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about it that yeah i'm worth the that time the effort the arguments the toxic everything the toxic
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that look who you have to put up with they all like think being toxic is quirky it's part of i'm
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just crazy i know you have to put up with me bro i'm sick of this why don't you tip the effort the
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arguments the toxic everything i'm worth all of it i'm worth all of it look how much they think that
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you should put up with for stinky bro the west is falling apart yo people in the chat were saying
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i'm disrespecting islam i'm really not y'all got some figured out these is delusional
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i'm tired of focus i'm tired of wasting money on them i'm tired of spending energy i'm tired of buying
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them food this is so done why don't you typically hear men using that expression because they're not
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worth it they're not why i have to buy everything and you have to be toxic and have lashes to put
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up with everything eight percent female watching this eight percent what the are you talking about
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why do so many women think they have the golden when every woman has one
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because some of them feel different i heard they feel grainy on the inside yeah some of them ain't
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golden some of them they got that wop they got that walk they got that dry stink they all think that
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they have wop and bro i'm look bro you you call me nuts when i make the same face that they're making
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right now but when they make it it's just normal but imagine if i was laughing this hard if that the word
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wop is there a difference between women who grew up with well like a dry stank that's not even funny
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there's nothing fun you said dry stank stank like fourth grade humor and look at them hysterically
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like we saw two guys smile has any guy been this happy in this whole video
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is there a difference between women who grew up with brothers versus women who grew up with sisters
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yes yeah i think so i grew up with brother and she grew up with a sister so i think we're very
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different and what's the difference i'm i think i'm more competitive definitely and like more like
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assertive definitely because i've had like always like fight for like i feel like sisters have more
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like yes very feisty this one sisters have more like a on and off toxic relationship than brothers and
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sisters and like that's what she looks for in like relationships and then i look like for like
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the steady like always there oh that's really weird i never realized that before is it safe jesus christ
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man they're so happy is it safe to assume women who had brothers will have a better understanding of men
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yes definitely and it depends on your relationship with your brother that's so true but yeah and i
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think the same goes for guys like guys who have sisters like understand like 100 better understand
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women better understand women better and like how to get what they are not like yeah what the girls
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want and stuff like that i think wouldn't wouldn't that make them better dating prospects a hundred
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percent a hundred percent boys with sisters boys with sisters so shouldn't that be one of the first
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questions asked oh oh that's a really good we're adding that to our questions you're giving us
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dating advice at this point it's not funny there's nothing funny about that and do you have sisters
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and the top two right there i would definitely say one of them is what is your music taste i feel
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like if we don't have the same music you can kind of go i would say also music and then humor like if
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you're on that not like the same sense of humor we won't get along if they're family oriented
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what do they have a passion for and where do they see themselves in five years when it comes time to
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marriage women get who they can men get who they want right but when it comes to sex women women get
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who they can men get who they want no wrong right but when it comes to sex women men get who
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they can can and women get who they want right so at the end of the day can we agree that women are
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the gatekeepers of sex and men are the gatekeepers of commitment does that mean that does that mean
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that men get the last laugh though yeah they do at the end for the most part unless we marry like an
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old man yeah like yeah honestly it just depends if it's like genuine usually they do but also i mean
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don't women typically make a man wait or commit before she'll give him sex it depends on how much
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make a man wait or commit before she'll give him sex i've never laughed this hard
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at anything in my life it depends on how much honestly no what the was funny about that
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i always put it like this if you want to rush into my pants i'm gonna rush into your pockets
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focus on yourself man and back to back to the stress face is it men's fault that gold diggers exist
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absolutely yes yes i think so do men enable women's bad behavior sure but i think that's also within
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our human nature like it's yeah it's within women women's women's nature and and men's nature though
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is it women's fault that men are dogs no no is it women's fault that men are dogs no that's just human
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nature animal instinct do women enable men's bad behavior
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yes yeah are you kidding me by spitting provocative clothing they know exactly yeah come on come on
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do men and women enable each other's bad behavior wrong men and women enable each other's bad behavior
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to a degree yeah most definitely we do enable each other we do but it's not because of their outfits
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really well at the same time they want to be looked at for their personalities and they all have fake
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eyes fake lips fake tits fake ass fake face fake everything fake personality believe in astrology and
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they still want to be looked at for their personality they got nothing going on actually that's a fact
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why are men more likely to be publicly shamed for being dogs than women are shamed for being gold diggers
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as of today a lot of women is getting publicly shamed now time to change a lot why are men
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shamed for exercising their options but women aren't um a lot of people is looking for a man
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with less confidence that don't know itself that well he should definitely exercise the options why
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are men more likely to be publicly shamed for being dogs than women are shamed for being gold diggers
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because all women are queens we live in a feminist society and they love to live by the feminist
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narrative drop the mic is it men's fault that gold diggers exist
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yes do men enable women's bad behavior yes is it women's fault that men are dogs
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yes and no and yes do women enable men's bad behavior of course we all i don't like this question
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i feel like this question is too that question is a little too general because it's everything it's
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just human nature it's just how people are well each other's bad behavior and it's getting worse
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why are men more likely to be publicly shamed for being dogs than women are shamed for being gold
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diggers i don't agree that that's the case i think men are rewarded for being dogs look at uh
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charlie sheen uh hugh hefner i mean they're rewarded for the richest guys like these are giant
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millionaire celebrities the out of here being but a woman who does the same thing as what shamed so
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charlie sheen is shamed was shamed so goddamn much you kidding me
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hugh hefner too gets shamed all the time get the point