SNEAKO - BACK IN MIAMI FOR THE END OF 2023

00:00:00.000 The image of the dead, dead ends in my mind

00:00:04.300 Police can swear to God, love sleeping from the dust

00:00:14.080 I know my friends and I, would probably turn the door

00:00:18.820 If you get out of bed, come find us heading for the bridge

00:00:24.280 Bring us snow, all the rage, my little dark age

00:00:28.680 I breathe in stereo, the stereo sounds strange

00:00:33.780 I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away

00:00:38.460 If you get out of bed, and find me standing all alone

00:00:43.900 Open eye, burn the page, my little dark age 0.61

00:00:58.680 All alone, open eye, burn the page, my little dark age 0.99

00:01:27.720 I think I just fell in love with a porn star 1.00

00:01:45.440 Turn the camera on, she a porn star 1.00

00:01:48.400 Turn the coroners in the form car 0.92

00:01:51.040 Caught the coroners through the CPI 0.98

00:01:53.560 She gave that old nigga, owes her a bit of sweet taste 1.00

00:01:57.180 Made his gold too late, uh 1.00

00:01:58.660 Make her knee shake, make her priest faint, uh 0.99

00:02:01.660 Make her nun calm, make her cremate, uh 1.00

00:02:04.280 Move downtown, cop a sweet space, uh

00:02:07.000 Living life like we want a sweet space, what?

00:02:09.660 We headed to hell for having mistakes, huh?

00:02:12.340 Well, I'ma levitate, make the devil wait, yeah 0.91

00:02:15.060 Have you lost your mind?

00:02:17.800 Tell me what you think we crossed the line

00:02:20.260 No more drugs for me 1.00

00:02:22.920 Pussy and religion is all I need 1.00

00:02:25.680 Grab my hand 1.00

00:02:27.980 Baby, we'll live a hell of a lie

00:02:31.320 Never in your wildest dreams

00:02:49.860 Never in your wildest dreams

00:02:51.800 In your wildest

00:02:52.940 Think you hear the loudest screams

00:02:55.240 Coming from inside the screen 1.00

00:02:57.100 You a wild bitch 1.00

00:02:58.300 Tell me what I gotta do to be that guy 1.00

00:03:00.840 Set a price go down 1.00

00:03:02.080 She ever fuck a black guy 1.00

00:03:03.640 Or do anal 1.00

00:03:04.760 Or do a gangbang 0.99

00:03:06.340 It's kinda crazy

00:03:07.300 That's all considered the same thing

00:03:09.120 Well, I guess a lot of niggas do gangbang 1.00

00:03:11.700 And if we run trains

00:03:12.980 We all in the same gang

00:03:14.540 Runaway slaves all on a chain gang

00:03:17.220 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang 0.71

00:03:19.800 Have you lost your mind?

00:03:22.520 Tell me when you think we crossed the line

00:03:24.960 No more drugs for me 1.00

00:03:27.640 Pussy and religion is all I need 1.00

00:03:30.440 Grab my hand 1.00

00:03:32.680 Baby, we'll live a hell of a lie

00:03:36.020 Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down, down?

00:03:44.360 Oh, down, down

00:03:47.300 Even if the sky is falling

00:03:50.820 Down, down, down

00:03:55.180 You ought to know

00:03:58.760 Tonight is the night to let it go

00:04:04.180 Put on a show

00:04:05.980 I wanna see how you lose control

00:04:11.380 So leave it behind

00:04:13.340 Cause we have a night to get away

00:04:16.940 So come on and fly with me

00:04:21.180 As we make a great escape

00:04:24.320 So baby, don't worry

00:04:27.940 You are my only

00:04:29.640 You won't be lonely

00:04:31.480 Even if the sky is falling

00:04:34.480 It's funny

00:04:36.980 I put on a song

00:04:37.880 It ain't gonna sound 0.99

00:04:38.320 Nothing like this shit 0.99

00:04:39.020 We just do it 1.00

00:04:39.480 Oh, yeah

00:04:45.060 I used to do it

00:04:47.280 Badness

00:04:48.280 Badness 1.00

00:04:49.600 And bitches 1.00

00:04:49.980 She's the baddest 1.00

00:04:50.980 Badness 0.98

00:04:52.280 And Molly

00:04:52.680 On the down

00:04:53.400 I said

00:04:56.380 I don't need no Molly to be savage 0.98

00:04:58.900 When I'm on that Molly, I feel savage 1.00

00:05:01.600 She's the definition of a bad bitch 1.00

00:05:04.320 Stole her 1.00

00:05:04.900 I'm the definition of a bandit 0.69

00:05:06.920 I don't need no Molly to be savage 0.98

00:05:09.600 But when I'm on the Molly, I feel savage 1.00

00:05:12.280 Ain't my girl the definition of a bad bitch 1.00

00:05:14.940 Stole her heart 1.00

00:05:15.640 I'm the definition of a bandit

00:05:17.540 Put the perks down and picked up the jiggas, jiggas, jiggas 0.99

00:05:20.320 Tommy in the fucking Tommy, he'll figure, figure, figure 1.00

00:05:22.900 That time he hit a nigga, Tommy, he'll figure, fuck, nigga 1.00

00:05:25.580 I'm nice when I'm high, off the pills, I'ma fuck with her 1.00

00:05:28.360 I don't smoke skunk, but tonight I'm getting stuck, nigga 1.00

00:05:30.980 Pull the coating up and put some Molly in the cup with her 1.00

00:05:33.680 I know she a freak, uh-huh, she gon' fuck with her 1.00

00:05:36.320 She my Velcro, uh-huh, guess I'm stuck with her 1.00

00:05:39.040 I dive in it like a sailor, I love to nail her 1.00

00:05:41.640 Addicted to a paraphernalia, I have to tell her

00:05:44.240 I see it like a fortuitella

00:05:45.940 Yo ex nigga did good, I could do better 1.00

00:05:48.600 Bad bitch from the woods 1.00

00:05:50.040 I think she a hunter 1.00

00:05:51.120 She a killer and a eater, she a Jeffrey Dahmer

00:05:53.860 I could tell when she in her feelings, I could read her like a book 0.99

00:05:56.680 No techno, but write her effing on me, am I understood?

00:06:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:06:00.920 I don't need no Molly to be savage 0.98

00:06:02.920 When I'm on that Molly, I feel savage 1.00

00:06:05.600 She the definition of a bad bitch 1.00

00:06:08.360 Stole her 1.00

00:06:08.900 I'm the definition of a baby 0.56

00:06:10.820 I don't need no Molly to be savage 0.98

00:06:13.600 Ay, but when I'm on that Molly, I feel savage 0.99

00:06:16.280 Ain't my girl the definition of a bad bitch 1.00

00:06:18.980 Stole her heart 1.00

00:06:20.060 Definition of a bandit 1.00

00:06:21.520 My brother point out and she a bad bitch, I'm on it 1.00

00:06:24.720 Must ain't heard that I'm a savage, once I get a bitch, I own it 1.00

00:06:27.560 I see she got swag, I got cash, so I won it 1.00

00:06:30.080 See this 4-5 in my pants, put on your ass, what you're on, bro? 1.00

00:06:33.060 Shortest shit a rider with that glizzle on it 1.00

00:06:35.040 And shorty, I'm a daughter with no semi, homie 1.00

00:06:37.700 If we got a problem, we get rid of homie 1.00

00:06:40.380 Put $20,000 in your pocket, we gon' get the money

00:06:43.000 I'm the definition of a bandit 0.99

00:06:45.740 Took your heart from all these hands and still ain't saying shit 0.99

00:06:48.400 Some new killers in my circle, you done ran with it 1.00

00:06:51.160 Like these 338, this bitch, you're damaged 1.00

00:06:53.580 Poppin' Willis 4K track car when you land with it 0.99

00:06:56.340 I let you drive and slide my bros where they been laying with it 0.97

00:06:59.040 I wrote this bitch, I opened up a can with it 1.00

00:07:01.700 Like fuck the stove, I make it jump without my hand in it 1.00

00:07:04.380 I don't need no molly to be savage 1.00

00:07:06.920 When I'm on that molly, I feel savage 1.00

00:07:09.600 She the definition of a bad bitch 1.00

00:07:12.300 Stole her, I'm the definition of a bandit 1.00

00:07:14.920 I don't need no molly to be savage 1.00

00:07:17.300 I said I need it, this Draco undefeated

00:07:32.760 Each one block and then I bleed it

00:07:34.500 Go long, these bullets, he receive it

00:07:36.860 I can't see it, my wrist look like a snow cone maker eat it 1.00

00:07:40.080 Once I see her, I give her that dope dick just like it eats them 1.00

00:07:43.340 Then I leave her, I can't get caught up 1.00

00:07:45.440 I can't be on cheetahs, little people

00:07:47.400 You know what they did, so put that dope up for they breaches 1.00

00:07:49.780 So for they breaches, I'ma get out these bitches 1.00

00:07:51.700 I'm striking, I'm throwing my heat up 0.99

00:07:53.080 Hold out that money instead, they keep coming forever

00:07:54.900 I'm living my life like a pedos

00:07:56.320 Dope boy, I'm straight out that knife 0.99

00:07:58.520 I came up silly hard, hard, hell run 0.95

00:08:00.780 I'm straight for nothing off, I went, bought me a dime 0.97

00:08:02.700 I dropped out the puncture and bought me a gun

00:08:04.320 We bought in the J cause my dog out of one 0.99

00:08:05.940 But don't give a fuck when the stick will be gone 0.99

00:08:07.480 I moved up, I been molly, I covered my guns 1.00

00:08:09.220 This nigga had a heel of my aim on point 1.00

00:08:10.780 Shoot a nigga, I give me pain in my gun 1.00

00:08:12.440 We shoot a 50-5 1.00

00:08:13.440 Gonna bring the flavor, show you how

00:08:16.340 Show you how

00:08:17.440 Got a question for you, better answer now

00:08:19.720 Answer now

00:08:21.060 Am I original?

00:08:24.320 Yeah

00:08:24.720 Am I the only one?

00:08:28.820 Yeah 0.80

00:08:29.380 Am I sexual?

00:08:33.220 Yeah 0.58

00:08:33.660 Am I everything you need?

00:08:36.960 You better rock your body now

00:08:39.260 Everybody

00:08:39.980 Yeah

00:08:41.980 Yeah

00:08:42.980 Rock your body

00:08:45.440 Yeah, what's going on?

00:08:47.140 Everybody

00:08:47.580 Everybody

00:08:48.800 Yeah

00:08:50.980 Yeah

00:08:51.980 Sneakers back

00:08:57.040 All right

00:08:57.800 Hey, chat, what's going on?

00:09:00.820 What's good, everybody?

00:09:01.820 Nico, this face, Russian Wilson, Resident Evil 1.00

00:09:03.460 Danny Boy, Marwa, Sneakers wife, second boyfriend

00:09:06.000 When I talk to the shrink, you better not blink

00:09:08.640 What's up, chat?

00:09:10.680 Talk to me, wango, wango, welcome everybody, JP

00:09:13.020 Goony Goon, the triple 0.73

00:09:15.100 One in a pink

00:09:16.400 One in a stink

00:09:17.400 Tropy, Hammond, NSHTX, Ali, Devil, Freeze

00:09:20.900 Man, is it still mink?

00:09:23.400 Russell, what's good, everybody, man?

00:09:25.260 You guys have a good Christmas? 0.97

00:09:26.760 Surviving, yay, come shoot me

00:09:28.320 Did you guys have a good Christmas? 0.63

00:09:29.420 It's going to finally be back

00:09:30.800 I miss you guys

00:09:32.740 You guys are moving right now, man

00:09:34.200 Coco's Alcohol

00:09:35.120 Extra Jack

00:09:36.440 Dash

00:09:37.300 Issa

00:09:37.900 Prince of Texas

00:09:39.760 Ellie Lewis

00:09:40.680 Tropy Santana

00:09:41.800 Corleone

00:09:43.040 All right, cool, bro

00:09:44.120 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool

00:09:45.900 Perfect

00:09:46.380 Good to do that

00:09:47.660 We should get right into it

00:09:48.740 It's never stolen too much

00:09:49.560 Just came back from the Caribbean

00:09:52.180 And it was a little bit difficult

00:09:54.680 Because the flight got

00:09:57.340 Deplane

00:09:58.800 Wait, we took a layover

00:09:59.740 If you see the back

00:10:02.060 We got all the presents here

00:10:02.960 Shout out to Love Speech

00:10:03.780 And Love Speech Community

00:10:04.440 We're going to be doing a giveaway today

00:10:05.780 We're going to give away $1,000

00:10:07.180 I only got two submissions

00:10:09.440 So it's not hard to choose

00:10:10.360 We got all these presents

00:10:11.520 We got to go through

00:10:12.160 Shout out to everybody who sent

00:10:13.700 Gifts to the P.O. Box

00:10:15.060 Some people were doubting

00:10:18.120 Saying I didn't get anything

00:10:18.820 But we got a good list of stuff

00:10:20.840 I don't see any giant 0.99

00:10:21.940 Like dick fucking present 0.99

00:10:23.280 So I'm happy 0.99

00:10:24.640 We're going to open up all that

00:10:26.180 Push-ups, push-ups

00:10:26.880 Later, later

00:10:27.980 I went to the Caribbean 0.91

00:10:31.200 To see my family

00:10:31.860 My family

00:10:32.320 One of my family members

00:10:34.660 Has a house in this country

00:10:35.960 That I've never been to

00:10:36.680 I don't want to specify where it is

00:10:37.880 Usually we go to Haiti

00:10:39.500 But we didn't this year

00:10:40.720 Because gangs are taking over

00:10:43.120 But I was sitting on the plane yesterday

00:10:44.740 And they made an announcement

00:10:46.880 And they said

00:10:47.480 Yeah, sorry

00:10:48.560 Well, first they said

00:10:49.580 The left engine's not working

00:10:50.860 So we're going to take a second

00:10:52.700 And just wait at the gate

00:10:53.540 So we're just waiting

00:10:55.000 It's like two and a half hours

00:10:56.040 I fall asleep

00:10:57.040 I wake up

00:10:57.700 I'm like, am I here?

00:10:58.820 I'm not here

00:10:59.460 Look at my phone

00:11:00.140 We're still in this country

00:11:02.620 And then they finally make an announcement

00:11:04.900 They say

00:11:05.280 We're going to have to deplane

00:11:06.560 I'm the only one who stands up

00:11:08.180 Because everyone's speaking like

00:11:10.600 This Creole Frenchy language there

00:11:13.240 Nobody even understands English

00:11:14.400 Because it's an American crew

00:11:15.440 So we got deplane

00:11:16.440 And that's why I'm here late

00:11:18.140 But I had a good Christmas

00:11:19.780 I didn't

00:11:20.780 It was good

00:11:22.160 It was good to see my family

00:11:23.020 It was good to see my family

00:11:24.000 JQ now?

00:11:25.400 No

00:11:25.640 Like, no

00:11:26.760 Just relax, bro

00:11:28.260 Why did you apologize?

00:11:30.020 Because that's what you felt like apologizing

00:11:31.960 Maybe read between the Hebrew lines, bro 0.55

00:11:34.260 W cap?

00:11:35.720 Okay

00:11:35.940 Why would I lie about that? 1.00

00:11:38.020 I don't need to lie to you fucks 1.00

00:11:39.380 I don't give a fuck what you think 1.00

00:11:40.620 What do you think? 1.00

00:11:41.160 I'm lazy

00:11:41.600 Lazy Coe's not streaming 1.00

00:11:43.660 Fuck you 1.00

00:11:44.600 Do you think I give a fuck about 1.00

00:11:47.380 How hard 0.99

00:11:48.640 How much of a work ethic?

00:11:50.660 I know how hard I work

00:11:51.940 I know how hard I've worked for the whole

00:11:53.420 2020, 2023

00:11:54.560 2024 is going to be

00:11:56.080 Bigger, stronger, better

00:11:57.600 Gym every day

00:11:58.980 Streaming consistently

00:12:00.400 Working on everything I do

00:12:02.500 All the businesses

00:12:03.920 Working

00:12:04.320 Doing my job

00:12:05.440 I'm going to be working even harder 0.97

00:12:06.840 I don't give a fuck 0.99

00:12:07.860 With five nerds in love speech 0.99

00:12:09.580 This is Nico

00:12:10.400 Can you entertain me? 0.95

00:12:12.840 Scream in my face 1.00

00:12:14.060 Fuck you 1.00

00:12:14.700 I don't care 1.00

00:12:15.340 That's actually what happened

00:12:16.600 I got de-planed

00:12:17.820 Never happened in my life

00:12:18.840 Wallahi

00:12:19.300 I'm sitting there

00:12:20.080 Get off

00:12:20.660 Go back to the hotel

00:12:22.820 You know what's even funnier?

00:12:25.540 Like

00:12:25.780 I had rescheduled things

00:12:27.880 Because I thought I was only

00:12:28.780 I thought I was going to leave the day after Christmas

00:12:30.280 And I decided

00:12:30.820 I'd rather spend time with my family 0.99

00:12:32.380 Than talking to like losers 1.00

00:12:34.200 Who 0.99

00:12:34.940 Who need me to go live

00:12:36.900 Every single day

00:12:37.540 To satisfy their dopamine

00:12:38.760 And so that they stopped calling me lazy

00:12:41.000 So I said

00:12:41.380 You know what?

00:12:41.840 Let me get two more days of Christmas

00:12:43.280 I'm going to leave the 28s

00:12:45.600 Yeah, I'm going to leave the 28 instead of the 26 0.85

00:12:47.680 And then I ended up

00:12:50.320 So I changed it

00:12:51.520 And I didn't have a hotel room

00:12:52.480 So I had to like sleep on the

00:12:53.860 I slept on the couch

00:12:54.960 In my parents' room

00:12:56.340 For like the last day

00:12:57.420 And

00:12:59.520 The funny thing

00:13:01.640 My mom shakes me awake

00:13:03.880 At like 3am

00:13:05.460 I was really afraid

00:13:06.980 At first

00:13:07.780 I didn't know that this was going to happen

00:13:08.960 I thought there was some accommodation

00:13:10.120 But the hotel was sold out

00:13:11.680 So I had to sleep on the couch

00:13:12.860 In my parents' room

00:13:13.620 I went there

00:13:15.060 I went there dolo

00:13:16.000 The rest of the family

00:13:17.140 Like all couples 0.99

00:13:17.980 I had to show up

00:13:18.960 I'm dolo

00:13:19.580 So I sleep on the

00:13:20.900 You know

00:13:21.260 They all get their own rooms

00:13:22.100 I'm not going to make a move

00:13:23.040 I'm the single guy there

00:13:24.860 I'll sleep on the couch

00:13:25.680 When I sleep on the couch

00:13:26.440 My mom shakes me awake

00:13:27.540 At 3am

00:13:28.200 Hubert

00:13:29.560 Your contacts

00:13:30.720 You left your contacts in

00:13:32.060 I left my contact lenses in

00:13:33.680 Which I do all the time

00:13:34.520 Anyone wear contacts here?

00:13:35.900 I left this in all the time

00:13:37.080 I have the cornea

00:13:38.640 Like

00:13:38.900 You're going to scratch your corneas

00:13:40.520 I'm like what?

00:13:42.180 What?

00:13:43.220 Reminded me of school

00:13:44.060 Like being shaken awake

00:13:45.080 The bus is here

00:13:46.300 Mama shakes me awake

00:13:47.680 And I had a fever the whole time

00:13:49.040 I just got over it

00:13:50.380 I haven't been sick

00:13:51.480 Since like the beginning of December

00:13:52.500 I just got over

00:13:54.060 A sickness

00:13:54.960 And then

00:13:56.040 On this trip

00:13:57.060 Literally as I'm like

00:13:57.940 Holding the suitcase

00:13:58.760 Going down the elevator

00:13:59.840 I started feeling sick again

00:14:01.300 Now I'm feeling better

00:14:02.420 As soon as I come back

00:14:03.220 You know

00:14:03.440 Knowing that it's to prepare

00:14:04.400 Like schedule the entire December

00:14:06.340 Around this Christmas trip

00:14:08.160 And I was sick the entire time

00:14:09.860 The entire time

00:14:11.980 W taking a break

00:14:14.480 I miss you bro

00:14:15.040 Man I miss you guys too

00:14:16.020 I miss you guys too

00:14:17.040 Old sneaker voice back 0.81

00:14:18.640 Is my voice not deep anymore?

00:14:20.320 Bro

00:14:20.460 You great making excuses

00:14:21.480 I don't

00:14:21.960 If you think I'm lying 0.99

00:14:23.380 I don't give a fuck bro 1.00

00:14:24.580 Red pill rage 1.00

00:14:25.480 Let me open up these gifts man

00:14:26.700 How do you let Myron

00:14:29.440 Have all these 1.00

00:14:29.980 Loser fatties 1.00

00:14:31.000 On his payroll 1.00

00:14:31.520 Why do you guys think

00:14:33.200 That I let

00:14:33.800 People do any

00:14:34.920 Like

00:14:35.160 You have to let people

00:14:36.360 Live their lives

00:14:37.100 I can't intrude

00:14:38.340 Because you disagree with them

00:14:39.440 Lstream

00:14:40.540 Lstream

00:14:40.860 Lstream

00:14:41.200 Sneaker

00:14:42.660 You sound like a human today

00:14:43.580 Oh my god

00:14:44.620 Sneaker forever

00:14:45.060 You look energized

00:14:47.240 I got a nice hand

00:14:48.900 You know

00:14:49.180 And

00:14:49.620 I feel back to myself

00:14:51.360 My hair grew back

00:14:52.080 I'm not bawling anymore

00:14:52.940 Wait

00:14:53.140 Did you see this post

00:14:54.160 Hold on

00:14:54.640 Before I open up these presents

00:14:55.540 Did you see this from drama alert

00:14:56.980 My family was even talking about this

00:14:59.400 At Christmas dinner bro 0.98

00:15:00.780 No bullshit 0.95

00:15:01.800 So Keemstar 1.00

00:15:03.020 Or whatever the fuck 0.99

00:15:04.320 Like transgender 1.00

00:15:05.060 Runs this thing 0.92

00:15:05.860 This is

00:15:06.600 This is like a funny 0.99

00:15:07.460 Look what the fuck 0.99

00:15:09.880 I see on drama alert 0.99

00:15:10.780 I was like scrolling

00:15:11.940 The day before my flight

00:15:13.000 And I see this

00:15:14.860 Sneaker

00:15:16.060 Exposed for balding

00:15:17.620 And they circle my head

00:15:19.320 And they're circling

00:15:21.060 My hairline

00:15:21.820 What the

00:15:22.780 This is why

00:15:24.980 I wanted to take a break

00:15:25.900 I'm just like scrolling

00:15:28.200 Trying to relax

00:15:28.860 After a stream

00:15:29.680 And then imagine

00:15:30.560 This is you

00:15:31.160 This has 8,000 likes

00:15:32.900 1.1 million impressions

00:15:34.860 Of my

00:15:35.640 Of me balding

00:15:36.940 My hairline

00:15:41.260 Is exposed

00:15:42.000 That's the title

00:15:42.940 Like it's like I'm exposed 0.55

00:15:44.020 For sex trafficking

00:15:45.280 Exposed for balding

00:15:47.080 Like I'm hiding it

00:15:48.560 How is that my life

00:15:51.140 So I'm glad

00:15:53.960 And my family was like laughing at it

00:15:56.920 But

00:15:59.160 Yeah man

00:15:59.960 I got a little bit of a tan

00:16:01.000 Gotta relax

00:16:02.300 Widow's peak

00:16:05.800 Bro

00:16:06.040 You know

00:16:06.900 I still don't even believe it

00:16:08.680 2cat is in

00:16:10.260 Controlled opposition

00:16:11.280 Yeah

00:16:11.560 Alright and also

00:16:12.340 Do the love speech people

00:16:13.060 Submit videos for the

00:16:14.140 For the giveaway

00:16:14.820 I'm gonna be giving

00:16:15.280 A thousand dollars

00:16:16.080 Exposed in 4k

00:16:17.040 I don't

00:16:17.400 You know what

00:16:17.820 It is what it is bro

00:16:18.700 It is what it is 1.00

00:16:20.040 Should I ban this fuck 1.00

00:16:24.220 From the love speech community 1.00

00:16:25.640 For

00:16:25.880 Look at this dude

00:16:27.020 This dude calls himself

00:16:28.180 A fan

00:16:28.660 And tweeted this

00:16:29.360 Like

00:16:30.100 You actually

00:16:31.000 You tweeted this

00:16:33.680 You spent time out of your day

00:16:34.980 To do this

00:16:35.480 Imagine that was you

00:16:40.480 Chat how would you feel

00:16:41.280 How would you feel

00:16:42.620 Let's get into these presents

00:16:43.640 TTS should be on

00:16:44.600 TTS is on

00:16:46.180 Someone

00:16:46.440 One of the cracker team members 0.64

00:16:48.440 Someone right now

00:16:49.100 Don't do a test

00:16:49.660 Send a dollar 0.99

00:16:50.620 And if you broke fucks 0.99

00:16:51.520 I'll pay it back for you 1.00

00:16:52.440 Alright

00:16:52.920 Let's see these presents

00:16:53.700 Let's see these presents

00:16:56.060 Which one do I open first

00:17:00.280 The big ones

00:17:00.880 Or the small ones

00:17:01.480 Chat

00:17:01.740 Chat the big ones

00:17:03.100 Or the small ones

00:17:03.740 Welcome back

00:17:05.320 Seekle

00:17:05.660 Did you send the gifts

00:17:06.780 To yourself

00:17:07.260 You could be able

00:17:08.280 To tell that for yourself

00:17:09.080 Apparently

00:17:09.800 Kitten sent one

00:17:10.720 I didn't

00:17:11.900 You could tell

00:17:12.480 That I didn't send it

00:17:13.080 To myself

00:17:13.580 Because there's different

00:17:14.420 There's like

00:17:14.920 Weird handwriting

00:17:15.720 On all of them

00:17:16.440 I don't know

00:17:20.040 Big or small first

00:17:21.480 Small first

00:17:22.840 Alright

00:17:23.100 Let's get three

00:17:31.680 Let's get three

00:17:35.960 Call the gym girl 1.00

00:17:38.300 I did

00:17:38.740 I called her earlier

00:17:39.800 She's actually gonna

00:17:41.620 Yeah

00:17:42.180 We talked about

00:17:42.840 She said like

00:17:43.300 She has something to tell me

00:17:44.200 But she was at work

00:17:44.940 I hope it's something good

00:17:46.180 It sounded like it was good

00:17:47.060 Okay

00:17:48.120 This one's from my brother

00:17:49.020 So let's open that

00:17:50.160 I don't

00:17:53.100 A little more

00:17:53.380 With

00:17:53.540 Yeah

00:17:53.740 Okay

00:17:56.860 This one

00:17:58.520 Personal orders

00:17:59.540 And it's from

00:18:00.500 Charlotte

00:18:01.700 North Carolina

00:18:02.640 Let's see what it looks 0.99

00:18:05.060 Let's shoot it here 0.93

00:18:06.960 Huh 0.90

00:18:07.180 She's pregnant 1.00

00:18:08.300 What the 0.99

00:18:08.660 I didn't fucking do anything 0.98

00:18:09.880 Don't leak 0.98

00:18:10.940 I didn't

00:18:11.260 I didn't leak

00:18:11.700 I didn't leak

00:18:12.060 Did I leak

00:18:12.440 I didn't

00:18:14.440 Okay

00:18:14.820 I'll relax

00:18:15.780 Hey

00:18:17.200 Okay

00:18:19.740 Got a hat

00:18:25.220 Hey

00:18:27.740 She wants to start streaming

00:18:29.120 Yeah chat

00:18:29.560 Chat we need a new

00:18:30.640 We need a new

00:18:31.480 Girl art for 2024

00:18:33.120 Alright

00:18:35.060 Yeah

00:18:36.960 It's like the hipster 0.70

00:18:38.640 Black dude 1.00

00:18:39.200 It's the hipster 0.98

00:18:41.400 Black dude hat

00:18:42.100 Yeah and you gotta

00:18:45.060 Wear it like that

00:18:45.780 Chat

00:18:46.200 Now you're not gonna

00:18:47.000 Know I'm balding

00:18:47.740 I beat the

00:18:50.320 I beat the

00:18:52.140 Allegations

00:18:52.940 Leaked

00:18:54.340 I'm pulling up

00:18:54.800 Did I leak it

00:18:55.320 Be honest

00:18:56.640 Did I

00:18:56.940 Unabomber

00:19:00.560 I'm fine man

00:19:02.240 We got a t-shirt

00:19:03.380 Okay

00:19:03.980 Don't shy away

00:19:07.620 Alright

00:19:08.200 Bro sent me his

00:19:09.860 His little

00:19:10.720 Startup streetwear brand

00:19:11.820 Huh

00:19:12.080 Cool

00:19:13.580 Do you take pictures

00:19:15.440 With skateboards

00:19:16.260 How are you celebrating

00:19:19.760 Christmas as a Muslim

00:19:20.980 Because

00:19:21.740 Because

00:19:23.940 Blah blah blah

00:19:25.720 Blah blah blah

00:19:26.480 It's just

00:19:28.180 Alright

00:19:30.080 You know

00:19:30.960 Here's the justification

00:19:32.100 For celebrating Christmas

00:19:33.240 As a Muslim

00:19:33.660 I don't actually think

00:19:35.140 It was Jesus' birthday

00:19:35.900 I don't think there's

00:19:36.600 Any evidence

00:19:37.960 In the bible

00:19:38.480 That it was Jesus' birthday

00:19:39.360 Just celebrating it

00:19:40.660 As a little present

00:19:41.440 Exchange holiday

00:19:42.620 Okay

00:19:43.260 It's just a little time

00:19:44.840 For family

00:19:45.300 Stuff like that

00:19:46.520 Leaked

00:19:49.180 You guys just

00:19:50.040 Spam that anyway 1.00

00:19:50.680 You're a grifter 0.99

00:19:51.240 Okay 0.99

00:19:51.640 Alright

00:19:52.080 Well

00:19:52.400 It's good to be back

00:19:53.260 I miss you guys

00:19:53.920 It's exactly the same

00:19:54.920 Chats 0.99

00:19:55.260 Is it

00:19:56.120 TTS on

00:19:56.740 Mod

00:19:57.100 Spam the TTS link

00:19:58.420 Grab the TTS link

00:19:59.460 Now's the time

00:20:01.660 Now's the time

00:20:03.920 Cope and seize

00:20:05.180 Around police

00:20:05.640 Wait

00:20:05.780 Let me turn the

00:20:06.520 The headphones off

00:20:07.640 You guys 1.00

00:20:08.880 Are you fucking 1.00

00:20:09.300 With this hat 1.00

00:20:09.620 Yes or no

00:20:10.040 I'm actually

00:20:10.440 Kind of liking it

00:20:11.020 It goes with the hat

00:20:11.760 I'm actually

00:20:14.180 Kind of liking it

00:20:15.420 Okay 1.00

00:20:20.100 What the fuck 1.00

00:20:22.820 The constitution 0.99

00:20:29.060 Of the united states

00:20:31.520 Alright

00:20:33.900 Okay bro

00:20:36.440 You send me the constitution

00:20:41.260 Um

00:20:42.340 And

00:20:44.920 Oh

00:20:46.140 Oh

00:20:48.500 Ha ha ha

00:20:50.600 Okay

00:20:52.340 Yeah

00:20:54.160 Film tropics

00:21:03.760 Coffee black

00:21:05.840 I don't understand this

00:21:07.580 Okay

00:21:14.660 Cousins

00:21:16.280 Cousins

00:21:16.320 Is it like

00:21:17.200 DeMarcus cousins

00:21:17.960 Is this a Gideon 0.87

00:21:19.120 This is a Gideon thing 0.99

00:21:20.780 Put it on

00:21:23.840 Yeah I'm gonna put it on

00:21:24.480 I'm gonna put it on

00:21:24.880 I'm gonna put it on

00:21:25.980 W schizo 1.00

00:21:27.560 Okay thanks bro

00:21:28.260 I thought it was gonna be

00:21:29.140 Ass when I saw the constitution

00:21:30.260 I thought you were just 1.00

00:21:30.900 Some like red pill nerd

00:21:31.800 But oh cool

00:21:32.520 Okay 0.99

00:21:33.720 Oh shit 0.99

00:21:34.540 Let me put it on 0.99

00:21:35.040 Let me put it on

00:21:35.540 Good so far

00:21:39.540 Oh my god

00:21:48.900 I smell so bad

00:21:50.300 You know when you forget

00:21:53.280 To bring deodorant

00:21:53.860 When you travel

00:21:54.460 Oh 1.00

00:21:55.860 Fuck 1.00

00:21:56.700 God 1.00

00:21:57.940 Oh

00:21:58.940 I can't even

00:21:59.340 I don't even wanna

00:21:59.920 Nah put it on the hoodie

00:22:00.860 Oh

00:22:04.140 Put the one to yay

00:22:07.160 Okay fine

00:22:07.700 Oh

00:22:11.100 Check I got right off the plane

00:22:14.980 And came here

00:22:15.460 Yeah I'll put this on

00:22:16.220 I look extra skinny

00:22:17.940 When I wear tank tops bro 0.95

00:22:19.160 Do I look like a lesbian 0.75

00:22:21.600 To be honest 0.98

00:22:22.520 Red pill nerd

00:22:23.540 I mean

00:22:23.860 Alright next one

00:22:25.440 Big or small

00:22:26.000 Wait no no no

00:22:26.980 Is there one more

00:22:27.440 Thank you

00:22:29.140 Alright wait

00:22:30.240 Should I like shout out his name

00:22:31.400 His name isn't on this

00:22:35.200 Well shout out guy from

00:22:36.280 From North Carolina

00:22:37.540 You look strong

00:22:42.080 Oh thanks bro

00:22:43.120 Push ups now

00:22:44.480 Oh thanks man

00:22:46.360 No I don't think sports are gay

00:22:53.840 I watched soccer

00:22:54.580 But it was just like

00:22:55.340 You know

00:22:56.340 It's like the red pill thing to say

00:22:57.940 You know

00:22:58.280 It is 0.98

00:23:01.800 It is a little gay to watch like 1.00

00:23:03.120 To watch grown men play with balls 0.99

00:23:05.000 It is

00:23:05.540 It is

00:23:06.180 Do curls now

00:23:08.280 Let me unbox the thing

00:23:10.140 Like this is

00:23:10.560 Okay

00:23:10.880 Oh my brother sent me these

00:23:13.720 My brother sent me some new

00:23:16.000 Fouchard glasses

00:23:16.760 W promo

00:23:18.480 Yeah

00:23:19.060 Okay cool

00:23:19.840 You guys got the merchant right

00:23:21.480 I actually love these glasses bro

00:23:23.560 These are my favorite sunglasses

00:23:24.880 These are my favorite sunglasses

00:23:27.340 I keep these right

00:23:27.900 I got two pairs

00:23:28.640 Thank you

00:23:29.060 But this is not part of the gifts

00:23:29.900 I think he just sent me these

00:23:30.780 I wasn't even trying to like

00:23:31.940 Sneak in a promo

00:23:32.480 Wallahi it wasn't

00:23:33.500 Wallahi it wasn't

00:23:34.420 Okay okay

00:23:34.880 Big or small

00:23:35.280 Big or small

00:23:35.600 Big or small

00:23:35.880 Big or small

00:23:36.220 Scam

00:23:36.980 Let's keep going small

00:23:42.660 Let's keep going small

00:23:43.600 W yap

00:23:48.560 I'm not even yapping

00:23:49.320 Spam the TTS link mods 0.98

00:23:52.720 Fucking hell 0.96

00:23:53.340 I don't see it in the chat once 0.99

00:23:54.680 Tate hates you

00:23:56.380 What the 0.57

00:23:56.720 Okay

00:23:57.440 Please fix your hairline

00:24:02.060 My hairline

00:24:02.760 Bro

00:24:03.400 I just don't

00:24:05.580 I'm going to stay delusional with it

00:24:06.600 I don't

00:24:06.860 I don't believe you at all

00:24:07.720 What did the gym girl say 0.97

00:24:08.640 I don't know

00:24:09.000 She said she was going to call me after work

00:24:10.260 And then

00:24:11.400 Okay cool

00:24:11.920 We got

00:24:12.260 There's a letter in here first

00:24:14.580 But we got this

00:24:16.300 Like animation

00:24:20.520 And

00:24:22.700 Bruh

00:24:23.800 Salam Stiko

00:24:27.060 What's good

00:24:27.660 My name is

00:24:28.640 On rumble

00:24:29.440 Is ex green jeans

00:24:30.500 You just donated one dollar

00:24:32.120 When are you meeting

00:24:33.480 With your Persian gym princess 0.97

00:24:35.040 We miss seeing you

00:24:36.160 Until you guys

00:24:37.040 Would make a cute baby 1.00

00:24:38.200 Okay shut the fuck up 1.00

00:24:39.600 My name on rumble 1.00

00:24:40.900 Is ex green bees

00:24:41.500 And my actual name is

00:24:42.180 Samir

00:24:42.540 I decided to set this out

00:24:43.460 Instead of writing it

00:24:44.040 Because my handwriting

00:24:44.740 Is hard to read for some

00:24:45.720 Anyways bro

00:24:47.040 I started watching you

00:24:47.900 A few months ago

00:24:48.500 And I really respect the fact

00:24:49.500 That you are trying

00:24:50.240 To better everyone

00:24:50.960 To spread the word of song

00:24:51.620 Shout out to you

00:24:51.960 And shake with mine

00:24:52.520 Y'all really helped me

00:24:53.620 Stay on my dean

00:24:54.540 What I said

00:24:56.260 Is a

00:24:56.560 Common rider figure

00:24:59.620 It's the series

00:25:01.000 That created the

00:25:02.160 Messy power rangers

00:25:03.020 In the west

00:25:03.480 It originally came from

00:25:04.380 Kamen Rider

00:25:05.140 Which started in 1971

00:25:06.640 And it's a Japanese hero show

00:25:08.460 Oh my god

00:25:09.200 The app is wild 0.99

00:25:10.220 What the fuck 0.99

00:25:11.240 It originally came from 0.99

00:25:13.400 Kamen Rider

00:25:13.720 Which started in 1971

00:25:14.640 And it's a Japanese hero show

00:25:16.100 The character you have

00:25:16.920 Is called Kamen Rider 0.89

00:25:17.720 Naki

00:25:18.060 The motif

00:25:18.500 Is a Japanese wolf

00:25:20.280 You can make the figure

00:25:21.480 By putting the stickers

00:25:22.340 That come with it

00:25:23.160 On it

00:25:23.860 You could even look up

00:25:24.860 A YouTube video

00:25:25.520 On how to make it

00:25:26.420 Or you can look inside

00:25:27.720 The box

00:25:28.320 It will show you

00:25:29.500 On the insides

00:25:30.640 But I hope you enjoy it

00:25:31.760 I didn't know what to send

00:25:33.060 So I just sent this

00:25:34.080 Because it's what I like

00:25:35.140 LMAO

00:25:35.760 Oh 1.00

00:25:36.400 Fuck 1.00

00:25:38.420 I also kind of make beats 1.00

00:25:40.900 I co-produced a song

00:25:41.920 Called

00:25:42.280 A-list A-hole 2

00:25:43.720 By Lil Keel

00:25:44.620 And wallahi bro

00:25:45.800 It's not trash

00:25:46.560 It got like 200k plays

00:25:47.980 On SoundCloud

00:25:48.560 You should give it

00:25:49.280 A listen definitely

00:25:50.200 You might enjoy it

00:25:51.620 It's also on all platforms too

00:25:52.900 Not just SoundCloud

00:25:53.760 Regardless bro

00:25:57.340 Thank you

00:25:57.760 And keep spreading

00:25:58.280 The word of Islam

00:25:58.960 I wish you the best

00:25:59.900 In your future

00:26:00.440 Endeavors and streams

00:26:01.220 Thank you brother

00:26:02.400 Salaam alaikum

00:26:03.280 I appreciate you so much

00:26:04.800 TikTok attention span

00:26:08.100 Bro

00:26:08.720 These are run on sentences 1.00

00:26:09.800 Like a motherfucker 1.00

00:26:10.680 Um 1.00

00:26:14.280 Gonna be honest dude

00:26:19.800 I'm never gonna make this

00:26:20.960 I'm gonna

00:26:21.900 I'm gonna

00:26:22.420 I'm gonna

00:26:24.140 I'm gonna be honest

00:26:24.520 With you

00:26:24.760 I'm never gonna

00:26:25.740 I'm not gonna

00:26:26.760 I could lie right now

00:26:27.940 And pretend like

00:26:28.560 I'm gonna

00:26:28.840 Like that I'm gonna

00:26:29.820 Donated one dollar

00:26:31.260 I'm not gonna

00:26:31.860 Hope you win the

00:26:32.680 Yapper award this year

00:26:33.880 Got a lot of

00:26:35.020 Competition out there

00:26:36.240 I'm the best

00:26:36.820 Yapper in the game

00:26:37.500 This is

00:26:37.980 This is example

00:26:38.680 Of bad yapping

00:26:39.400 Because like he

00:26:39.940 He wrote like

00:26:40.500 A whole thing

00:26:41.040 About the Japanese

00:26:41.780 Motif of the wolf

00:26:42.880 In 1971

00:26:44.240 And I

00:26:44.840 I'm being honest

00:26:46.440 I'm being honest

00:26:47.060 I'll give it to somebody

00:26:48.200 I mean shout out to you

00:26:49.560 I'll say your song right now

00:26:50.440 A-list A-hole 2

00:26:51.340 By Lil Keel

00:26:52.020 Okay Lil Keel

00:26:53.100 I'll give it to somebody

00:26:55.260 Who's gonna use this

00:26:56.080 But

00:26:56.320 Do you think that

00:26:58.600 Like

00:26:59.180 Like bro

00:27:00.140 Like

00:27:00.380 You're

00:27:01.700 Ungrateful 0.99

00:27:04.820 I'm not ungrateful

00:27:06.140 I'm very grateful

00:27:06.920 Well lahi I'm grateful

00:27:07.780 Thank you so much for spending

00:27:08.880 But I'm

00:27:09.440 I can't lie

00:27:10.600 Because I'm not a sinner

00:27:11.440 I'm never gonna use this

00:27:13.160 I'm never gonna use this

00:27:15.820 But thank you

00:27:16.700 Be alone on stream 1.00

00:27:17.380 And talk shit 1.00

00:27:17.820 Okay fine 1.00

00:27:18.420 Fine I will

00:27:19.740 Fine I will

00:27:20.440 Opening it

00:27:25.760 L-E-go 1.00

00:27:27.200 Fine

00:27:27.500 I'm opening it

00:27:28.160 I'm opening it

00:27:28.900 I don't wanna do this

00:27:41.500 Is this gum

00:27:43.180 What is this

00:27:50.440 Ah 1.00

00:27:50.880 Fuck 1.00

00:27:52.560 Stick them in your cunt 1.00

00:27:56.900 Bro it's five pieces 1.00

00:27:58.800 Okay fine

00:27:59.360 You're right

00:27:59.660 You're right

00:27:59.920 The instructions are like

00:28:02.100 Inside the box here

00:28:03.240 It's like in here

00:28:04.720 Give it to Neon

00:28:09.380 Read the $10

00:28:14.940 She sent the jerseys

00:28:15.840 Or who said that

00:28:16.680 Flying Raptor

00:28:17.480 See I sent those jerseys

00:28:18.820 There's a letter

00:28:19.200 Fine Raptor

00:28:20.100 Appreciate you bro

00:28:21.020 That's a good

00:28:22.280 I appreciate you

00:28:23.060 Big time man

00:28:23.700 Happy holidays

00:28:25.440 How about you get

00:28:32.740 Your own

00:28:33.120 Let's leave that 0.91

00:28:33.840 At 2023

00:28:34.200 Mr. Martin says

00:28:34.880 What's gay about 1.00

00:28:35.480 Cheering on young guys 0.98

00:28:36.440 In tight pants

00:28:36.980 Running with the ball

00:28:37.560 Up and down a grassy field 0.73

00:28:38.540 Yeah nothing gay 1.00

00:28:39.460 Yeah I can't 0.65

00:28:42.840 I can't do it

00:28:43.340 Maybe my

00:28:44.020 Maybe

00:28:44.340 Okay type of one

00:28:45.740 If I have a

00:28:46.260 Tick tock

00:28:47.540 It's Hedges Ben

00:28:48.080 I can't do it

00:28:49.080 I can't do it

00:28:50.080 Okay

00:28:51.680 Got another one

00:28:54.140 Sneeko donated $1

00:28:56.080 Salaam bro

00:28:57.420 We need more

00:28:58.300 Shakehoof 0.95

00:28:58.880 Mild streams

00:28:59.660 For 2020

00:29:00.440 I do

00:29:01.040 I have a

00:29:01.500 Tick tock

00:29:01.800 It's Hedges Ben

00:29:02.180 Okay

00:29:03.320 Okay

00:29:03.540 Thanks bro

00:29:08.880 But a lot of you guys

00:29:10.740 Think that 1.00

00:29:11.080 What the fuck 0.99

00:29:12.420 Should I burn this 0.99

00:29:20.880 Should I burn this right now

00:29:21.360 What is this

00:29:23.000 No

00:29:25.640 No

00:29:30.880 The earth's not even flat

00:29:59.340 Welcome back donated $1

00:30:01.340 Welcome back Brody

00:30:03.260 LTE for not telling you

00:30:05.020 That your soundboard audio

00:30:06.500 Isn't connected to the stream

00:30:08.020 Because I'm

00:30:10.440 It's the TTS audio

00:30:11.560 This 1.00

00:30:11.780 Fuck you 1.00

00:30:12.800 I stand on business 1.00

00:30:15.620 I stand on business

00:30:17.180 Stand on

00:30:20.440 Yeah

00:30:23.140 Yeah

00:30:24.140 Yeah

00:30:25.140 Yeah

00:30:26.140 Yeah 1.00

00:30:27.140 Don't fuck around 1.00

00:30:28.380 The earth's gonna die by 2023 1.00

00:30:33.100 How dare you 1.00

00:30:34.300 Fuck out of here 1.00

00:30:35.380 Give a lady a chance this new year 1.00

00:30:37.740 Write a contract up and be protected

00:30:40.300 Toe

00:30:40.840 Yeah

00:30:41.140 Shirt fits perfect

00:30:42.680 Okay

00:30:43.280 You know who it is

00:30:47.920 Donated $5

00:30:48.860 Did Kyle every link you back up

00:30:51.660 With your blueberry distributor

00:30:52.940 I don't know

00:30:53.320 I gotta

00:30:53.580 I gotta ask him bro 0.98

00:30:54.440 Shut up 0.99

00:30:55.380 God 1.00

00:30:55.840 Okay

00:30:56.140 Alright

00:30:59.140 Happy 25th

00:31:01.020 May you find peace and guidance

00:31:02.480 By following Allah

00:31:03.440 Thank you

00:31:04.680 Oh

00:31:22.060 Oh

00:31:24.900 It's a Kufi 1.00

00:31:29.040 Yeah

00:31:32.160 Mashallah

00:31:33.060 Mashallah

00:31:33.760 Mashallah

00:31:34.380 Yeah

00:31:38.040 This is fire too

00:31:40.140 Wait who gave this to me

00:31:40.980 This is from

00:31:42.720 Modefa

00:31:44.620 Modefa

00:31:46.280 Yeah

00:31:47.560 I don't like that

00:31:49.160 Yeah

00:31:49.740 Fire 0.99

00:31:51.480 Damn 0.99

00:31:52.400 A lot of 1.00

00:31:52.820 A lot of W's in here

00:31:53.660 Chat

00:31:53.860 Did I pronounce it right

00:31:54.460 It looks fire

00:31:54.920 It does

00:31:55.440 It does

00:31:56.320 Alright

00:31:56.940 Wait no there's more

00:31:58.220 There's one more from this pile

00:31:59.480 Okay

00:32:00.800 We still got a lot more chat

00:32:01.920 We still got a lot more

00:32:04.360 It's clean

00:32:04.800 It's 0.99

00:32:05.040 Fucking with it 1.00

00:32:05.800 Shit's ugly as fuck 1.00

00:32:08.840 Bro 1.00

00:32:09.060 You're just like a Jehovah's Witness 1.00

00:32:10.860 Like

00:32:11.160 Madden

00:32:11.900 All right

00:32:14.900 This is from Sekenza

00:32:21.760 Okay

00:32:22.920 Let's see

00:32:28.560 Thank you for choosing us

00:32:31.720 We hope you enjoy our products

00:32:33.740 Sekenza 0.89

00:32:34.500 Oh it's another

00:32:36.420 You can't see

00:32:40.880 It's more

00:32:41.620 It's like

00:32:42.220 It's written in Muslim 0.65

00:32:43.740 Which means Arabic

00:32:44.680 I'm joking

00:32:45.120 I'm joking

00:32:45.140 Let's see

00:32:46.920 Let's see

00:32:47.360 Oh

00:32:47.900 Bro 0.94

00:32:50.900 Look at all the Muslims 1.00

00:32:52.360 Committing Shirk 0.99

00:32:53.120 And sending me

00:32:54.360 Presents on Christmas

00:32:56.420 A Haram 0.91

00:32:57.380 A Haram holiday 1.00

00:32:58.560 Hey

00:33:00.020 Mashallah

00:33:01.800 Mashallah

00:33:02.640 Mashallah

00:33:03.160 Mashallah

00:33:03.700 Cool 0.68

00:33:07.180 You look black 0.99

00:33:09.220 I'm wearing a coupe 0.98

00:33:10.120 Do I

00:33:10.500 Let's go

00:33:14.640 There we go

00:33:16.760 There we go

00:33:17.300 I ain't gonna lie

00:33:18.840 Christians

00:33:19.200 The Muslims 0.70

00:33:19.560 Actually are doing

00:33:20.240 Doing better than you guys

00:33:21.140 So far

00:33:21.560 On a

00:33:22.220 On a

00:33:23.180 Christian

00:33:23.460 Making holiday

00:33:24.180 Huh

00:33:24.540 All right

00:33:25.840 Done with those

00:33:27.080 Big or small

00:33:27.500 Big or small

00:33:28.120 I can't lie though

00:33:29.960 Though

00:33:30.140 Flying after you

00:33:30.820 Cooked with this

00:33:31.560 You cooked

00:33:32.540 You cooked

00:33:33.980 Ali G drip 0.68

00:33:36.920 I like the

00:33:38.380 Kufi man 0.94

00:33:39.020 I can hide the

00:33:40.140 Bald

00:33:40.320 Look

00:33:40.600 Every

00:33:41.380 Next time they say

00:33:42.140 I'm bald

00:33:42.500 This is why

00:33:44.720 Another good idea

00:33:45.700 Good reason to

00:33:46.940 Revert

00:33:47.500 To Islam 0.94

00:33:49.440 Mashallah

00:33:49.780 Look

00:33:50.100 This is what I'll

00:33:52.340 Do

00:33:52.440 Like when I

00:33:52.840 When it's over

00:33:53.760 And I'm actually

00:33:54.420 Completely bald

00:33:55.220 This is a great

00:33:56.780 Replacement

00:33:57.320 Great replacement

00:33:58.900 Cause you're not

00:33:59.400 You're not a hat guy

00:34:00.320 When you're bald

00:34:01.320 And like you walk

00:34:02.100 Around with the hat

00:34:02.740 All the time

00:34:03.240 People like

00:34:03.660 Look at you

00:34:04.020 Cause you know

00:34:04.700 That when the hat

00:34:05.300 Dude like jumps

00:34:05.880 In the pool

00:34:06.300 Still wearing a hat

00:34:07.000 And it's awkward

00:34:08.420 Cause like

00:34:09.220 Everyone's like

00:34:10.000 Why the

00:34:10.380 Come on

00:34:11.180 Come on

00:34:12.420 Cause other times

00:34:14.160 You get an excuse

00:34:14.660 But like

00:34:15.040 When you're shirtless

00:34:15.760 With the hat

00:34:16.120 It's like

00:34:16.320 You're just afraid

00:34:16.800 Of being bald

00:34:17.220 When you wear

00:34:17.940 The kufi 0.97

00:34:18.540 It's not because

00:34:19.400 You're bald

00:34:19.840 It's because

00:34:20.400 Of God

00:34:21.660 Mashallah

00:34:23.000 Mashallah

00:34:24.140 Okay

00:34:27.020 That's it

00:34:27.640 Big or small chat

00:34:28.400 What do you guys say

00:34:28.900 It looks like a do-rag

00:34:30.840 Uh no

00:34:31.520 Okay

00:34:39.020 Let's

00:34:39.220 I'm gonna go

00:34:42.320 Let's go medium size

00:34:43.760 I'll get these boxes

00:34:45.640 I'll get three

00:34:46.600 No

00:34:46.900 These three

00:34:47.520 These three 0.97

00:34:48.460 Shut up 0.97

00:34:51.880 Grifco 1.00

00:34:52.320 Okay

00:34:52.740 Alright

00:34:53.340 This is the

00:34:57.000 Authenticity company

00:34:58.260 Okay

00:34:59.280 And it's from

00:35:01.320 Canada

00:35:01.700 From Ottawa

00:35:02.300 Canada

00:35:02.780 Where's my

00:35:04.040 Where's the stick

00:35:04.880 There we go

00:35:05.840 Okay

00:35:10.840 What we got

00:35:17.260 What we got

00:35:17.640 What we got

00:35:18.000 What we got

00:35:18.400 Let's see

00:35:28.600 Spider-man

00:35:31.880 What does it have

00:35:34.860 To do with the

00:35:35.240 Authenticity

00:35:35.760 Put a Christmas song

00:35:36.580 On

00:35:36.720 Yeah

00:35:36.900 It's like

00:35:37.740 Dry as hell

00:35:38.220 In here

00:35:38.380 I need

00:35:38.560 Christmas music

00:35:39.140 Let me put on

00:35:39.920 A shirt

00:35:40.240 I'm weird

00:35:40.820 I got like

00:35:42.000 A weird body

00:35:42.740 Like it's all

00:35:43.640 Lanky 1.00

00:35:44.080 And shit 0.99

00:35:44.440 Sneaky donated 1.00

00:35:53.920 One dollar

00:35:54.720 What up

00:35:55.100 I love you

00:35:57.420 Love you too

00:35:58.240 With Alex

00:35:58.860 He is a

00:35:59.740 Christian gym

00:36:00.460 Influencer

00:36:01.000 It will be

00:36:01.500 An interesting

00:36:02.160 Gym

00:36:02.560 Okay

00:36:03.440 Okay

00:36:05.400 A little

00:36:07.000 Christmas music

00:36:07.500 I know

00:36:13.840 I know

00:36:14.140 I know

00:36:15.900 Put it back

00:36:22.700 On

00:36:22.960 Later

00:36:23.540 Hold on

00:36:23.920 Give me

00:36:24.200 Give me five

00:36:24.680 Seconds

00:36:24.980 You're always

00:36:25.380 Yelling at me

00:36:26.120 Here we go

00:36:31.000 I swear

00:36:37.780 Spotify is 0.93

00:36:38.380 Ass on

00:36:38.920 PC 0.97

00:36:39.120 Alright

00:36:41.780 Can you guys

00:36:42.860 Hear it

00:36:43.080 Or no

00:36:43.260 Let's go

00:36:47.940 This is

00:36:50.520 Who I

00:36:50.760 Don't

00:36:50.820 Know

00:36:51.020 Let's see

00:36:52.160 I don't

00:37:05.040 Think you

00:37:05.300 Should be 0.98

00:37:05.580 A pimp

00:37:05.940 You know

00:37:07.440 What's funny

00:37:07.780 Too

00:37:08.020 Have you

00:37:09.560 Noticed

00:37:09.820 Yet

00:37:10.080 That

00:37:10.940 The modern

00:37:11.680 Influencer

00:37:12.260 Is just 0.70

00:37:13.660 A pimp

00:37:15.600 That promotes

00:37:16.680 Gambling

00:37:17.140 And

00:37:20.340 That's it

00:37:22.240 The modern

00:37:23.020 Influencer

00:37:23.540 Promotes gambling 0.64

00:37:24.300 And is a pimp

00:37:24.840 It's funny how

00:37:25.860 Like how

00:37:26.360 Normalized that

00:37:27.040 Stuff has become

00:37:27.540 The modern

00:37:28.200 Influencer is

00:37:28.780 Either a 1.00

00:37:29.160 Prostitute 1.00

00:37:29.580 Or a pimp 1.00

00:37:30.020 You can't

00:37:31.480 Hear it

00:37:31.660 Retard 1.00

00:37:31.920 Okay

00:37:32.080 Let me

00:37:32.200 Turn it

00:37:32.360 Out

00:37:32.540 Okay

00:37:40.200 This is

00:37:40.740 What does

00:37:42.020 That have

00:37:42.360 To do

00:37:42.540 With this

00:37:42.780 Company

00:37:43.120 The only

00:37:47.020 Donated

00:37:47.580 One

00:37:47.920 Don't

00:37:48.340 Are you

00:37:49.160 Going to

00:37:49.640 Have

00:37:49.860 Incredible

00:37:50.340 In 2024

00:37:51.520 Uh

00:37:52.840 Yeah

00:37:53.040 I should

00:37:53.280 Bro

00:37:53.920 What

00:37:55.260 What

00:37:55.840 What did

00:37:56.140 You just

00:37:56.400 Send me 0.99

00:37:57.340 Blood's head 0.98

00:38:08.820 Is too

00:38:09.140 Big

00:38:09.420 Bro

00:38:09.760 Because

00:38:10.080 This is

00:38:10.480 A child

00:38:10.980 Present

00:38:11.380 Like

00:38:11.780 This is

00:38:16.500 For children 1.00

00:38:16.860 Big ass 1.00

00:38:17.420 Head 0.99

00:38:17.720 How

00:38:18.240 It's

00:38:18.820 Not

00:38:18.980 Designed

00:38:19.580 For

00:38:19.720 Adult

00:38:20.520 Heads

00:38:21.200 Yeah

00:38:26.400 To be

00:38:26.680 To be

00:38:27.000 A successful

00:38:27.500 Modern

00:38:27.860 Influencer

00:38:28.340 It's

00:38:29.020 Either

00:38:29.140 Be a 1.00

00:38:29.440 Prostitute 1.00

00:38:29.940 Or a 1.00

00:38:30.180 Pimp 0.96

00:38:30.340 And 0.99

00:38:31.040 Then

00:38:31.180 Promote

00:38:31.480 Gambling

00:38:31.860 And

00:38:32.600 Add

00:38:33.160 Nothing

00:38:33.460 Like

00:38:33.840 That

00:38:34.040 Shave

00:38:35.020 On

00:38:35.140 Stream

00:38:35.360 Again

00:38:35.600 Yeah

00:38:35.820 I'm

00:38:35.980 Down

00:38:36.140 I'm

00:38:36.260 Down

00:38:36.420 Okay

00:38:37.080 And

00:38:37.940 Then

00:38:38.080 There's

00:38:38.440 Foam

00:38:39.540 The

00:38:40.940 Open

00:38:41.280 It

00:38:41.560 Is 0.88

00:38:42.040 It's

00:38:42.080 It's

00:38:43.840 A

00:38:43.940 Very

00:38:44.100 Deceiving

00:38:44.500 Company

00:38:44.900 I

00:38:45.580 Thought

00:38:45.900 Authenticity

00:38:46.580 Was

00:38:46.760 Going to

00:38:46.920 Be

00:38:47.040 And

00:38:51.800 Then

00:38:57.980 A

00:38:58.100 Snow

00:38:58.300 Globe

00:38:58.640 Oh

00:39:00.480 Oh

00:39:02.480 That's

00:39:03.280 Hard

00:39:03.600 A

00:39:04.200 Little

00:39:04.360 Bot

00:39:04.820 Bot

00:39:05.760 Globe

00:39:06.220 W

00:39:08.600 W

00:39:08.640 Clown

00:39:09.040 Hat

00:39:09.320 Oh

00:39:10.200 Am I

00:39:10.860 Just

00:39:11.000 A 0.57

00:39:11.140 Clown 0.95

00:39:11.440 Am I 0.97

00:39:12.680 A

00:39:12.820 Clown 0.65

00:39:13.220 Who 0.99

00:39:13.380 Promotes

00:39:13.700 Gambling

00:39:14.180 And

00:39:14.340 Only

00:39:14.560 Fans

00:39:14.920 Okay

00:39:17.260 Boom

00:39:18.520 I

00:39:19.820 Like

00:39:20.080 This

00:39:20.520 Don't

00:39:24.340 Like

00:39:24.540 The

00:39:24.680 Hats

00:39:25.000 Not

00:39:25.280 Gonna

00:39:25.420 Lie

00:39:25.720 These

00:39:26.860 Can

00:39:27.020 Go

00:39:27.260 And

00:39:27.520 Then

00:39:27.640 What

00:39:27.820 Was

00:39:27.960 The

00:39:28.080 Spuderman

00:39:28.420 Thing

00:39:28.620 Again

00:39:28.840 Like

00:39:29.500 There's

00:39:30.400 A

00:39:30.520 Spuderman

00:39:30.960 Bag

00:39:31.400 And

00:39:35.760 Inside

00:39:36.400 It's

00:39:39.280 Just

00:39:39.520 I'm

00:39:42.740 Not

00:39:42.920 Having

00:39:43.240 A

00:39:43.420 Kid

00:39:43.660 I

00:39:44.720 Didn't

00:39:44.840 Get

00:39:44.940 Anybody

00:39:45.220 Pregnant 0.65

00:39:45.700 I'm

00:39:46.480 Not

00:39:46.600 Expecting

00:39:47.280 Who

00:39:49.360 Is 0.88

00:39:49.500 This

00:39:49.660 For

00:39:49.960 Did

00:39:50.680 You

00:39:50.780 Send

00:39:50.960 This

00:39:51.080 To

00:39:51.160 The

00:39:51.260 Right

00:39:51.400 Person

00:39:51.760 Are

00:39:59.160 You

00:39:59.240 Trying

00:39:59.380 To

00:39:59.480 Disrespect

00:39:59.840 Me

00:40:00.120 Did

00:40:05.520 I

00:40:05.620 Get

00:40:05.780 A

00:40:05.880 Girl 0.91

00:40:06.000 Pregnant 0.65

00:40:06.400 No

00:40:09.660 W

00:40:13.820 Sex 0.97

00:40:14.220 Toys 0.95

00:40:14.580 You're

00:40:14.820 A 1.00

00:40:14.940 Pedophile

00:40:15.420 Why

00:40:15.820 Would

00:40:15.980 You

00:40:16.100 Type

00:40:16.320 That

00:40:16.500 This

00:40:16.700 Is 0.88

00:40:16.860 Why

00:40:17.820 Is 0.88

00:40:17.960 There

00:40:18.060 A

00:40:18.200 Clip

00:40:18.380 On

00:40:18.560 This

00:40:18.820 What

00:40:22.820 Are

00:40:22.900 You

00:40:22.960 Supposed

00:40:23.160 To

00:40:23.280 Chronically

00:40:25.320 Constipated

00:40:26.100 Donated

00:40:26.660 One

00:40:26.980 Dollar

00:40:27.420 On

00:40:28.060 The

00:40:28.200 Only

00:40:28.460 Fans

00:40:28.760 Management

00:40:29.240 Thing

00:40:29.780 Surely

00:40:30.400 If

00:40:30.660 These

00:40:30.900 Girls 0.98

00:40:31.320 Are

00:40:31.520 Going

00:40:31.740 To

00:40:31.940 Do

00:40:32.160 It

00:40:32.360 You

00:40:32.740 May

00:40:32.940 As

00:40:33.140 Well

00:40:33.340 Capitalize

00:40:34.220 On

00:40:34.380 It

00:40:34.640 Well

00:40:35.560 You're

00:40:35.740 Coping

00:40:36.040 So

00:40:36.260 Hard

00:40:36.520 If

00:40:36.660 You're

00:40:36.840 You're

00:40:39.020 Coping

00:40:39.340 So

00:40:39.580 Hard

00:40:39.840 Because

00:40:40.860 They're

00:40:41.260 Going to

00:40:41.520 Smoke

00:40:41.840 Crack

00:40:42.240 You

00:40:42.360 Might

00:40:42.540 As

00:40:42.660 Well

00:40:42.780 Sell

00:40:43.120 It

00:40:43.260 Are

00:40:43.420 You

00:40:43.520 Retarded 1.00

00:40:43.960 Someone's

00:40:44.700 Going to

00:40:44.880 Die 0.99

00:40:45.060 In 1.00

00:40:45.160 A

00:40:45.220 Car

00:40:45.420 Crash

00:40:45.700 I

00:40:45.960 Might

00:40:46.160 As

00:40:46.260 Well

00:40:46.380 Be

00:40:46.480 The

00:40:46.600 One

00:40:46.720 Hitting

00:40:46.920 Them 0.62

00:40:47.180 Some

00:40:48.100 People

00:40:48.360 Are

00:40:48.960 Going to 0.97

00:40:49.160 Die 0.97

00:40:49.360 From 0.94

00:40:49.560 Gun

00:40:49.780 Violence

00:40:50.240 I

00:40:51.280 Might

00:40:51.520 As

00:40:51.600 Well

00:40:51.780 Shoot 1.00

00:40:52.100 Them 1.00

00:40:52.400 Like

00:40:57.800 Like

00:40:58.760 I

00:41:01.880 Don't

00:41:05.940 Stop

00:41:17.240 Being

00:41:17.380 A 1.00

00:41:17.500 Pussy 1.00

00:41:17.860 Alright 0.99

00:41:21.100 More

00:41:21.400 Next gift

00:41:25.480 Yeah

00:41:25.660 I'm

00:41:25.900 Lagging

00:41:26.200 I'm

00:41:26.800 Stalling

00:41:27.140 Okay

00:41:27.440 Alright

00:41:30.040 It's a

00:41:30.540 Bag

00:41:30.760 In

00:41:30.840 A

00:41:30.920 Bag

00:41:31.200 Whoa

00:41:34.040 It's

00:41:35.260 In

00:41:35.400 Chinese

00:41:36.060 This

00:41:37.820 Is 0.88

00:41:37.900 From

00:41:38.020 China

00:41:38.400 From

00:41:42.960 Ted

00:41:43.260 K

00:41:43.560 You

00:41:44.400 Guys

00:41:44.600 Are

00:41:44.720 Really

00:41:44.900 Resident

00:41:48.340 Eve

00:41:48.760 I've

00:41:48.940 Donated

00:41:49.280 One

00:41:49.640 Dollar

00:41:50.080 Happy

00:41:50.860 New

00:41:51.180 Yar

00:41:51.520 Sleeko

00:41:52.080 You

00:41:52.320 Are

00:41:52.460 The

00:41:52.600 Best

00:41:52.980 I

00:41:53.620 Need

00:41:53.800 Help

00:41:54.020 If

00:41:54.140 It

00:41:54.240 Takes

00:41:54.540 One

00:41:54.840 Hour

00:41:55.100 To

00:41:55.320 Cook

00:41:55.540 A

00:41:55.680 Batch

00:41:55.920 Of

00:41:56.080 Cookies

00:41:56.540 And

00:41:56.720 Cookie

00:41:57.020 Monster

00:41:57.460 Has

00:41:57.780 Fifteen

00:41:58.320 Ovens

00:41:58.620 Shut 1.00

00:41:58.900 Up 0.99

00:41:59.100 Every

00:42:01.360 Day

00:42:01.600 For

00:42:01.780 Five

00:42:02.100 Years

00:42:02.600 How

00:42:03.040 Long

00:42:03.340 Does

00:42:03.560 It

00:42:03.700 Take

00:42:03.980 Cookie

00:42:04.320 Mon

00:42:04.560 It's

00:42:05.780 It's

00:42:06.200 Just

00:42:06.320 Merge

00:42:06.580 Samples

00:42:06.900 I

00:42:07.000 Forgot

00:42:07.340 This

00:42:07.760 Is 0.88

00:42:08.020 Quality

00:42:09.100 Merge

00:42:09.380 Samples

00:42:09.760 Okay

00:42:10.760 And

00:42:12.020 Then

00:42:12.340 Did I

00:42:14.720 Leak

00:42:14.900 Ah

00:42:15.860 No

00:42:17.940 I didn't

00:42:18.800 Don't

00:42:34.720 Man

00:42:34.820 Okay.

00:42:57.500 What is this? 1.00

00:43:01.080 You fucking with this? 1.00

00:43:03.340 What does it say? 1.00

00:43:04.820 I can't read it.

00:43:10.320 Oh, it's from Gorgonio.

00:43:12.880 Gorgonio, I recognize you.

00:43:14.900 This is not a demon shirt, chat.

00:43:17.840 It's not demonic.

00:43:24.780 I recognize you.

00:43:26.160 Oh, demonic merch.

00:43:27.500 What is demonic about that?

00:43:29.180 This hat is...

00:43:31.820 Okay.

00:43:32.820 I've donated one dollar.

00:43:34.540 Classic Sneeko W. 0.85

00:43:36.560 Six million more like 25,000. 1.00

00:43:39.160 Shut up. 1.00

00:43:40.340 Shut up. 1.00

00:43:43.040 Gorgonio, are you in the chat, bro? 1.00

00:43:44.700 I see that dude every single day.

00:43:46.540 Do you like this hat or no?

00:43:48.540 I can't tell.

00:43:49.160 It's like a...

00:43:51.820 Crawling in my skin. 0.77

00:43:53.920 I hate my family. 0.95

00:43:56.700 I put them on and my girl immediately started slobbing on the knot. 1.00

00:44:01.140 W sneaker. 1.00

00:44:02.420 Let's fucking go. 1.00

00:44:04.000 This is the dude who's like scraping swastikas in his desk. 1.00

00:44:09.480 Shut up. 0.99

00:44:10.220 This is the dude like carving Heinrich Himmler into his locker. 1.00

00:44:17.320 This is the hat of a pyromaniac.

00:44:23.400 And then another hoodie.

00:44:25.240 It's just his merch.

00:44:27.320 Okay, cool.

00:44:28.040 It's like the...

00:44:29.120 Yeah, it's like...

00:44:29.700 Yeah, cool, cool, cool. 0.98

00:44:31.800 Demonic just like his tranny body. 0.99

00:44:33.660 Okay, bro. 0.97

00:44:40.280 You guys are sending me all these like winter clothes.

00:44:42.720 Like, you know I live in Miami, right?

00:44:45.760 You know I live in Miami, right?

00:44:47.120 Let me try on the hood too.

00:44:48.840 Let me speed run, bro, because I'm...

00:44:50.320 You know it is donated $5.

00:44:54.240 These gifts are great.

00:44:56.080 I have no idea you had so many homosexual supports.

00:45:00.340 Yeah.

00:45:00.660 But it all makes sense.

00:45:02.060 Chad, you're just going to take that?

00:45:05.060 Yo, this smells good.

00:45:06.660 Wait, what the...

00:45:09.060 Mmm.

00:45:10.720 Is that you?

00:45:12.500 These are really bad. 0.98

00:45:13.460 It's a yappy-ass-a-f-yess. 1.00

00:45:15.880 Much love, Nico.

00:45:16.480 Would you ever upload your catalog of old artistic videos somewhere?

00:45:20.740 I know on Twitter some of them are there, but not all.

00:45:23.560 I hope you find a way back to concise artistic commentary.

00:45:27.020 Okay, okay, bro.

00:45:27.780 Game of magic.

00:45:29.000 This is...

00:45:30.060 It's too small.

00:45:31.500 It's too...

00:45:32.220 I hate being like a tall, lanky dude because the arms are perfect, but my torso is just...

00:45:39.500 Such a donated $1.

00:45:41.480 Mario says he stomped 6 million Goombas in...

00:45:44.320 I'm turning off CTS for now. 1.00

00:45:46.280 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:45:47.440 Shut up. 1.00

00:45:48.380 Shut up. 1.00

00:45:49.220 That voice is making me go insane. 1.00

00:45:50.720 I can't even...

00:45:54.800 I can't do it.

00:45:55.880 Great goals for 2024 on stream?

00:45:57.120 Yeah, not a bad idea.

00:45:58.560 Twink top?

00:45:59.560 Tranny coat?

00:46:00.340 It's not my fault. 0.99

00:46:01.280 It's not my fault that I'm 6'3 and handsome, nigga. 1.00

00:46:03.660 It's not my fault that, like, that bitch should be on my body because I'm like that. 1.00

00:46:07.380 Okay? 0.99

00:46:07.820 It fits, but...

00:46:09.720 Stop saying W crop top.

00:46:11.380 Yo, the tall, skinny guys...

00:46:12.720 If you're built like a mannequin, you know what I'm talking about.

00:46:16.020 Okay?

00:46:17.000 It's not...

00:46:17.660 Like, there's nothing homosexual about the fact that I'm taller than you.

00:46:22.140 I look down at your girlfriend like this. 0.99

00:46:25.220 This is how I talk to you.

00:46:31.640 Okay?

00:46:31.960 Let me try this one more.

00:46:42.940 I know the feel, bro.

00:46:43.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:49.000 Yeah, this is just...

00:46:51.140 This is the dude with long...

00:46:53.460 I wish I had long hair so I could...

00:46:54.960 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:46:57.760 This is the time to show to fuck it. 1.00

00:47:02.880 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:47:07.200 Fuck my parents. 1.00

00:47:08.680 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:47:13.540 Let's go again.

00:47:19.580 Putting this back on.

00:47:26.940 Okay.

00:47:27.340 some big ones

00:47:29.700 grifting in real time

00:47:42.860 what am I grifting

00:47:43.880 what am I grifting

00:47:45.620 TTS back on

00:47:47.420 it's back on

00:47:49.400 bro grifted into 0.98

00:47:52.400 do you know what the fuck grifting means 0.99

00:47:54.800 stop using that word 0.99

00:47:57.700 what the fuck did I grift 0.99

00:47:59.420 what are you talking about genuinely 0.99

00:48:01.500 emo co

00:48:03.300 okay alright

00:48:04.440 just the

00:48:08.920 weirdest chat

00:48:10.520 everything I do is grifting okay

00:48:17.200 someone send me this book

00:48:24.740 I don't know

00:48:27.500 who did

00:48:28.280 you know what's funny

00:48:29.960 I actually gave this gift as a present before

00:48:31.780 I gave this gift as a present to somebody before

00:48:35.040 I tried reading it

00:48:36.900 but it's really long

00:48:38.220 but it's by Rick Rubin

00:48:39.100 it's that guy that looks like a 0.65

00:48:40.900 homeless hippie

00:48:42.500 you know Rick Rubin

00:48:44.040 he looks like

00:48:44.620 like he did acid

00:48:46.360 in the parking lot

00:48:47.600 of a Grateful Dead concert

00:48:51.400 yeah he wrote this book about being creative

00:48:54.760 he did a lot of work with EA and Eminem

00:48:56.520 like pretty much every artist

00:48:58.160 Red Hot Chili Peppers

00:48:58.840 Bubble

00:48:59.300 everybody 0.99

00:48:59.760 books are gay 0.99

00:49:00.720 I don't even know what 0.98

00:49:02.700 like

00:49:03.360 WTikTok attention span

00:49:09.440 L book

00:49:09.920 I'm gonna read it

00:49:10.840 I don't

00:49:13.160 I will

00:49:15.020 I will read it

00:49:16.000 I wish someone could just like give me the tweet version

00:49:19.540 so I don't have to read it

00:49:20.380 you know

00:49:20.660 some contact lenses

00:49:34.860 from my mom

00:49:35.860 thank you

00:49:37.440 thanks mom

00:49:39.640 okay

00:49:44.020 got a box

00:49:46.340 we're going to the big ones now

00:49:47.560 we're going to the box

00:49:51.600 we come from space to netting one dollar

00:50:02.180 I need some of those curving glasses

00:50:04.560 oh my

00:50:10.120 yo

00:50:11.120 I just got the free Palestine box

00:50:13.660 I got a key to Jerusalem 0.71

00:50:18.580 this was my book

00:50:23.640 and I wanted you to have it

00:50:24.920 so you could read it

00:50:26.300 okay

00:50:30.360 more homework from my chat

00:50:32.060 500 questions and answers

00:50:34.620 on the Islamic

00:50:35.680 uh

00:50:37.620 jurisprudence

00:50:38.980 oh I know these

00:50:49.740 these are the

00:50:50.360 this is the toothpaste

00:50:51.180 this is the 0.93

00:50:51.800 this is the Muslim toothbrush 0.98

00:50:53.640 this is the Muslim toothbrush 0.81

00:50:58.060 and I got a

00:51:01.940 I think they call this a keffia

00:51:03.200 I don't know how to put it on

00:51:05.860 let me be honest with you

00:51:06.800 free Palestine chat

00:51:09.320 this smells good

00:51:10.380 mmm

00:51:11.840 mmm

00:51:13.120 quality clothing

00:51:14.080 you guys smell really good

00:51:15.680 that guy

00:51:16.520 he wants six million pizzas 1.00

00:51:18.340 shut the fuck up 0.99

00:51:19.580 six million pizzas 1.00

00:51:20.700 we only have four ovens

00:51:22.880 shut up 1.00

00:51:23.740 shut up 1.00

00:51:24.380 TTS off 0.98

00:51:24.940 and it's back on

00:51:25.640 I just I'm just gonna mute those

00:51:27.240 it's back on

00:51:28.440 oh

00:51:31.040 yes sir

00:51:35.920 yeah

00:51:38.040 chest

00:51:41.340 fam it up

00:51:41.980 that's what I'm talking about man

00:51:43.260 mmm

00:51:47.420 this was a girl

00:51:50.060 well lahi

00:51:50.940 this was a girl

00:51:51.480 that sent this

00:51:52.040 oh it was

00:52:00.380 from kitten

00:52:11.160 oh kitten

00:52:13.600 oh kitten

00:52:14.740 and she said

00:52:15.480 please don't leak me

00:52:16.200 I'm not gonna leak ya

00:52:16.980 okay

00:52:17.600 I'm not gonna dox ya

00:52:19.440 don't you kitten chat

00:52:23.020 don't you kitten

00:52:23.760 sorry kitten

00:52:26.440 I'm on my dean

00:52:27.120 I know

00:52:28.280 what is this

00:52:28.880 yo she said

00:52:29.600 this is a fire

00:52:30.580 she spent time with this

00:52:32.220 holy

00:52:33.200 king of New York

00:52:35.880 pop smoke

00:52:37.420 muslimly one hundred and one

00:52:41.320 donated one dollar

00:52:42.400 nice haram

00:52:43.220 how much do I have to donate for you

00:52:44.760 to hang a palestinian flag

00:52:46.300 on the wall behind you

00:52:47.720 I'll do it for free

00:52:49.640 do it for free

00:52:51.020 does any part of you

00:52:52.040 wish you could slash

00:52:53.080 have a more respectable

00:52:54.220 job slash degree

00:52:55.480 like being a lawyer

00:52:56.480 in your back pockets

00:52:57.820 on top of what you're doing now 1.00

00:52:59.520 no I don't give a fuck 0.98

00:53:00.260 about being a lawyer 0.98

00:53:00.940 um

00:53:01.840 I would represent myself

00:53:03.040 in court

00:53:03.460 nah I wouldn't

00:53:04.060 I don't know

00:53:04.560 nah I'd pay for a lawyer

00:53:05.420 I don't

00:53:05.760 I don't

00:53:06.060 like why

00:53:07.060 isn't it way better

00:53:08.740 don't you think there's more

00:53:09.860 respect in doing what you

00:53:10.760 want to do

00:53:11.260 and being independent

00:53:12.300 and following exactly

00:53:14.300 not being on anybody's terms

00:53:15.400 isn't that more respectful

00:53:16.120 than you know

00:53:16.960 having a title

00:53:17.520 like I'm a lawyer

00:53:18.760 bro a lot of lawyers 1.00

00:53:19.980 are scum 0.99

00:53:20.600 yeah it's still gonna be open 0.99

00:53:25.800 it's still gonna be open

00:53:30.220 I wanna

00:53:31.260 I wanna

00:53:31.800 really

00:53:32.080 I wanna

00:53:32.440 I wanna use

00:53:32.920 okay Chad

00:53:33.500 let me put you on real quick

00:53:34.600 Christians

00:53:35.880 where you at

00:53:36.400 type of C right now

00:53:37.860 put a

00:53:38.840 put a Jesus as king 1.00

00:53:39.900 if you still believe

00:53:41.360 in this pagan holiday

00:53:42.180 put a Jesus as king 1.00

00:53:43.040 if you're a Christian

00:53:45.020 over here

00:53:45.360 let me put you on 0.97

00:53:46.580 to the muslim toothbrush 1.00

00:53:48.220 fuck 1.00

00:53:49.940 I dropped it 1.00

00:53:50.480 no progress

00:53:51.100 donated one dollar

00:53:52.400 sneaker

00:53:53.260 my quality clothing

00:53:54.540 has still not around

00:53:55.500 I should be coming to

00:53:56.120 you guys are yapping

00:53:57.220 too much

00:53:57.720 yapping too

00:53:58.300 like to

00:53:58.740 keep the TTS's shorter 0.98

00:53:59.900 holy shit 0.98

00:54:00.540 Jesus as king 1.00

00:54:02.740 Christ as king

00:54:03.240 there we go 0.96

00:54:03.740 this is a muslim toothbrush 0.98

00:54:05.780 you just come in here 0.96

00:54:07.940 and then you kinda

00:54:09.780 gotta spit it

00:54:10.560 we gotta like

00:54:11.820 chew the tip

00:54:12.400 and then once it's there

00:54:15.160 you literally just

00:54:16.180 you rush your teeth

00:54:19.560 you ready to do that

00:54:24.840 it's a sunnah apparently

00:54:27.060 that's what someone

00:54:27.780 in the chat said

00:54:28.300 which means

00:54:28.980 Mohammed did it 1.00

00:54:29.500 peace be upon

00:54:29.880 there you go

00:54:31.180 pause

00:54:32.760 how is this pause

00:54:35.600 why is everyone

00:54:37.460 saying pause

00:54:38.000 it's a 0.99

00:54:38.520 everything is gay to you 1.00

00:54:40.760 looks stupid 1.00

00:54:42.220 brushing your teeth 1.00

00:54:43.560 is gay 1.00

00:54:44.020 my form isn't the best 0.97

00:54:47.360 mid just uses

00:54:49.700 a toothbrush

00:54:49.980 but you can walk

00:54:50.520 around and do this

00:54:50.940 and it's natural

00:54:51.500 it's grown from

00:54:52.920 the earth

00:54:53.540 you just do it

00:54:54.620 in public

00:54:54.860 you know like

00:54:55.220 right after a meal

00:54:55.760 you're chilling

00:54:56.180 chat it up

00:54:56.740 drinking some tea

00:54:57.460 it takes time

00:55:01.260 to get soft

00:55:01.620 yeah you have to

00:55:02.200 soften it a little bit

00:55:02.960 it looks like a

00:55:03.900 cheese stick

00:55:04.300 I don't know

00:55:05.100 what type of cheese

00:55:05.580 you're eating

00:55:05.980 it's a tiny

00:55:06.460 you gotta chew

00:55:08.680 the tip a little bit

00:55:09.200 and then once it's

00:55:09.740 chewed

00:55:10.780 then it exposes

00:55:11.560 and then you're good

00:55:12.140 and then you're good

00:55:13.960 kitten put this 1.00

00:55:15.340 in her asshole 1.00

00:55:15.880 well it was wrapped 1.00

00:55:16.560 in plastic

00:55:17.080 and even if she did

00:55:18.760 okay

00:55:26.680 yeah now it's good

00:55:28.860 the tip is

00:55:30.540 is exposed

00:55:31.560 I'm gonna keep this

00:55:40.300 one for later

00:55:40.800 eww

00:55:44.080 eww

00:55:44.940 grow up

00:55:47.020 chash 0.59

00:55:56.660 should I hang this

00:55:57.140 up on the wall

00:55:57.700 oh

00:56:01.080 yeah

00:56:02.580 yeah

00:56:04.640 actually this is hard

00:56:05.340 to go on the wall

00:56:05.880 you might get my way

00:56:06.660 glad enough tape

00:56:07.480 the crackers

00:56:09.280 leave me tape

00:56:09.840 I need to put this

00:56:12.980 up on god

00:56:13.560 yeah yeah

00:56:16.440 I should

00:56:16.800 I should

00:56:17.220 right

00:56:17.420 yes

00:56:18.960 everyone's saying

00:56:19.500 yes

00:56:19.760 I got to

00:56:23.040 I got to

00:56:23.560 where's the tape

00:56:24.860 where did the crackers

00:56:25.460 put the tape

00:56:26.000 I swear

00:56:26.820 where's the tape

00:56:33.120 yeah here

00:56:37.860 it's here

00:56:38.220 it goes perfectly

00:56:41.400 right above

00:56:42.080 the sneak hole

00:56:44.580 yeah

00:56:46.220 right

00:56:46.520 okay

00:56:46.880 let me do it right

00:56:47.600 let me do it nice

00:56:49.280 and proper

00:56:49.740 are these good gifts

00:56:52.520 so far

00:56:52.860 yes or no

00:56:53.480 good gifts

00:56:55.380 so far

00:56:55.720 yes or no

00:56:56.280 we still got a couple more

00:57:04.200 I'm pleasantly surprised

00:57:09.340 I thought there was 1.00

00:57:10.000 going to be more troll shit 1.00

00:57:11.140 I thought I was going to 1.00

00:57:12.080 open up and see

00:57:12.800 Blueberry's face

00:57:13.740 you know

00:57:14.660 there's three more

00:57:15.600 no troll gifts

00:57:16.720 a little bit

00:57:17.860 we got the baby toys

00:57:18.740 but other than that

00:57:19.220 it was pretty good

00:57:20.140 it was pretty good

00:57:22.300 yeah

00:57:36.360 yeah

00:57:37.160 yeah

00:57:37.420 this is perfect right here

00:57:38.360 yeah

00:57:49.080 yeah

00:57:52.200 that's hard

00:57:52.920 that's hard

00:57:53.240 that's hard

00:57:53.640 good spot too

00:57:57.200 nice

00:58:04.080 you know

00:58:06.480 actually

00:58:06.700 I got pressed earlier

00:58:07.720 literally like an hour ago

00:58:09.240 right before

00:58:09.860 the stream

00:58:11.300 I was walking

00:58:11.960 I was just getting a steak

00:58:12.720 before the stream

00:58:13.460 and I was walking past

00:58:15.260 like a Jewish center

00:58:17.320 and these guys

00:58:19.720 I didn't hear what they were

00:58:20.440 saying in time

00:58:21.140 because I was wearing a hoodie

00:58:23.580 like when I walk around

00:58:24.240 in public now

00:58:24.760 I walk around

00:58:25.880 giant hood on

00:58:27.140 and this on

00:58:27.800 even at night

00:58:28.400 you know

00:58:28.780 hood this

00:58:29.560 pretty much like

00:58:31.020 I'm covered up

00:58:32.340 and some guy

00:58:34.080 these two Jews

00:58:35.220 are walking by me

00:58:35.900 I'm just like

00:58:36.360 I'm looking for

00:58:37.500 I don't

00:58:37.940 it's

00:58:38.220 I don't even like

00:58:38.920 register people's faces

00:58:41.040 like I'm aware of them

00:58:42.180 but I'm not analyzing

00:58:43.360 do I know this person or not

00:58:44.240 someone goes

00:58:44.880 oh you're the guy

00:58:46.640 that doesn't like Israel 1.00

00:58:47.360 and I was like what

00:58:48.420 like I thought

00:58:49.040 I thought they were talking

00:58:49.800 to each other

00:58:50.340 because they didn't interrupt

00:58:51.160 and they didn't stop

00:58:51.940 I just like

00:58:52.660 I'm passing by

00:58:53.320 you're the guy

00:58:53.840 that doesn't like Israel 1.00

00:58:54.440 I'm like huh

00:58:54.960 and then the other guy's like

00:58:56.120 who's that guy

00:58:56.720 no he talks

00:58:57.540 he talks about

00:58:58.220 how he doesn't like Israel

00:58:59.080 I'm like ah

00:58:59.740 and I just kept walking

00:59:02.120 I probably could have

00:59:04.280 got into a debate

00:59:04.920 I was thinking like

00:59:05.640 chat could have

00:59:06.320 would have been like

00:59:07.140 yeah 0.96

00:59:07.600 I hate Israel 0.91

00:59:08.960 what about it 0.95

00:59:10.140 but it's like

00:59:11.000 you know

00:59:11.220 I gotta

00:59:11.500 I gotta stream soon

00:59:12.800 I don't really

00:59:14.540 I don't want to get

00:59:15.860 in a loud Zionism argument

00:59:17.480 in front of a Jewish center

00:59:18.600 at night alone

00:59:19.460 let me not do this

00:59:20.920 let me just

00:59:21.500 alright 1.00

00:59:21.780 fuck it 1.00

00:59:22.300 alright 1.00

00:59:22.560 I think

00:59:24.580 if it was

00:59:25.040 if it was a little bit

00:59:25.900 more in time

00:59:26.840 if I had immediately

00:59:28.200 like yeah

00:59:28.680 I'm the guy

00:59:29.120 that doesn't like Israel 1.00

00:59:29.700 but I

00:59:30.880 I was just like

00:59:31.540 why are they talking

00:59:32.300 oh they're talking

00:59:32.740 about Israel

00:59:33.140 and then

00:59:33.580 I connected the dots

00:59:34.740 like too late 1.00

00:59:35.420 pussy 1.00

00:59:38.680 pussy 1.00

00:59:39.360 yeah 1.00

00:59:40.940 well I'm here

00:59:42.940 okay

00:59:44.800 kitten also sent me this

00:59:45.940 I think this is another

00:59:47.320 prayer mat

00:59:47.880 this is a lot

00:59:48.900 got this

00:59:54.600 a Palestinian

00:59:55.920 wristband

00:59:57.660 holy

00:59:58.380 kitten went all in

00:59:59.960 man

01:00:00.280 there's also a

01:00:02.480 Palestinian

01:00:03.120 there's also a Palestinian

01:00:04.280 wristband

01:00:04.760 it's too small

01:00:07.260 for my hand

01:00:07.880 I got it

01:00:11.380 these are some

01:00:15.100 prayer beads

01:00:15.720 and then

01:00:19.640 oh I guess

01:00:20.340 it's like

01:00:20.780 Palestine

01:00:21.740 has the

01:00:22.140 key to

01:00:22.680 Jerusalem

01:00:23.120 another

01:00:25.600 prayer bead

01:00:26.300 sheesh

01:00:27.940 and then

01:00:28.700 this is

01:00:29.040 the

01:00:29.660 chat

01:00:30.340 I don't know

01:00:30.900 the pronunciation

01:00:31.280 perfectly

01:00:31.740 but it's called

01:00:32.220 the

01:00:32.380 kefeya

01:00:32.980 hold on

01:00:34.740 let me look

01:00:34.960 it up

01:00:35.120 how do you

01:00:35.720 pronounce

01:00:35.960 it

01:00:36.120 kefeya

01:00:41.640 kefeya

01:00:50.080 kefeya

01:00:51.640 kefeya

01:00:52.960 that was good

01:00:53.520 kefeya

01:00:54.520 okay

01:00:55.600 easy

01:00:56.600 easy as

01:00:58.160 bruv

01:00:58.520 you can put it 0.67

01:00:59.360 around your neck 0.64

01:00:59.940 mmm

01:01:04.720 it smells

01:01:06.080 so good

01:01:06.680 bro

01:01:07.100 the kitten

01:01:08.440 has a nice

01:01:09.220 scent

01:01:09.600 man

01:01:10.180 mmm

01:01:11.540 mmm

01:01:13.400 I'm not even

01:01:14.340 like I'm not even 0.96

01:01:14.880 bullshit 0.96

01:01:15.180 oh 1.00

01:01:16.700 mmm

01:01:22.000 mmm

01:01:30.000 mmm

01:01:30.060 mmm

01:01:31.940 no

01:01:33.440 like

01:01:33.740 no

01:01:34.180 I'm not

01:01:34.640 lying

01:01:34.920 I'm not lying

01:01:34.940 at all

01:01:35.320 mmm

01:01:36.700 yeah

01:01:39.880 I can wear it

01:01:40.820 like that

01:01:41.520 man

01:01:42.360 I'm

01:01:42.600 I'm

01:01:43.520 I'm

01:01:43.720 I'm

01:01:44.020 I'm

01:01:44.260 I'm all

01:01:44.420 tripped up

01:01:45.020 all right

01:01:45.880 man

01:01:46.300 that was it

01:01:48.040 that was probably

01:01:48.540 the best present

01:01:49.040 so far

01:01:49.500 I'm not even

01:01:49.840 gonna lie

01:01:50.120 that was probably

01:01:50.600 the best present

01:01:51.140 so far

01:01:51.440 there was detail

01:01:52.080 in that

01:01:52.840 chat should I

01:01:57.600 call her

01:01:58.020 hold on

01:01:58.440 I'm gonna call

01:01:58.780 her real quick 1.00

01:01:59.100 stand up

01:01:59.760 um

01:02:00.780 no

01:02:01.400 I'm gonna

01:02:01.900 stay seating

01:02:02.400 on this one

01:02:02.760 actually

01:02:03.000 I'm gonna call

01:02:04.320 her real quick 1.00

01:02:04.760 I don't think I

01:02:08.040 have a friend

01:02:08.860 wait let me see

01:02:09.800 I can find her

01:02:10.400 on discord

01:02:10.880 find her on discord

01:02:17.060 probably

01:02:17.640 should I say

01:02:26.940 who

01:02:27.160 it's just

01:02:27.660 it's one of

01:02:28.120 um

01:02:28.600 one of the telegram

01:02:29.980 people

01:02:30.300 one of

01:02:30.780 like someone

01:02:31.240 popular and

01:02:31.800 loves speech

01:02:32.280 her name is

01:02:33.280 kidding

01:02:33.460 all right

01:02:33.780 it's a big

01:02:34.180 box

01:02:34.620 and it's a

01:02:37.120 bunch of shirts

01:02:37.620 and I see

01:02:37.980 something that

01:02:38.300 says women 0.88

01:02:38.740 this is from

01:02:42.220 pearl

01:02:42.660 this is from

01:02:44.260 just pearly

01:02:44.920 things

01:02:45.420 hey milkman

01:02:50.360 did you get a

01:02:52.060 present

01:02:52.340 did you get a

01:02:54.240 present from

01:02:54.680 some milk

01:02:55.280 did you get a

01:02:57.120 Christmas box

01:02:58.100 from the queen

01:02:59.780 of the milkmen

01:03:00.780 let's see

01:03:03.660 let's see

01:03:04.000 let's see

01:03:33.980 come on

01:03:38.140 man

01:03:38.740 come on

01:03:41.560 man

01:03:42.100 stop

01:03:43.560 playing with

01:03:44.680 me

01:03:44.820 man

01:03:45.320 let's go

01:03:57.700 what a great

01:04:00.560 Christmas man

01:04:01.400 have a holly

01:04:02.780 jolly new year

01:04:03.940 happy Hanukkah

01:04:05.500 Christmas

01:04:06.820 Eid

01:04:08.060 Mumbarak

01:04:09.060 everything

01:04:10.040 hallelujah

01:04:11.400 hallelujah

01:04:13.680 hallelujah

01:04:13.960 she sent me

01:04:20.480 there's no way

01:04:22.720 hold on

01:04:23.060 hold on

01:04:23.260 hold on

01:04:23.400 what is this

01:04:23.740 one

01:04:23.920 there's no

01:04:26.940 way

01:04:27.320 types of

01:04:34.280 whales

01:04:34.700 blue whale

01:04:36.060 gray whale

01:04:38.780 thin whale

01:04:39.800 orca whale

01:04:40.600 sea whale

01:04:41.360 mar whale

01:04:42.100 entitled whale

01:04:43.940 beware

01:04:44.620 beluga

01:04:45.580 humpback whale

01:04:46.780 right

01:04:49.220 hey

01:04:57.340 pearl

01:04:57.680 pearl

01:04:58.160 pearl

01:04:58.180 you did

01:04:58.460 your thing

01:04:58.820 pearl

01:05:00.720 you did

01:05:01.020 your thing

01:05:01.420 I have

01:05:06.280 so many

01:05:06.880 women 1.00

01:05:07.240 shouldn't 0.72

01:05:07.600 vote

01:05:07.840 like

01:05:08.100 I have

01:05:08.900 five

01:05:09.880 women 1.00

01:05:10.620 shouldn't 0.72

01:05:11.060 vote

01:05:11.320 shirts

01:05:11.600 now

01:05:12.340 chat

01:05:15.560 you're

01:05:15.740 funny

01:05:16.000 bro

01:05:16.280 give

01:05:16.980 one

01:05:17.200 to

01:05:17.380 neon

01:05:17.680 you're 0.76

01:05:20.780 weird 0.90

01:05:21.120 you're

01:05:21.340 weird 0.90

01:05:21.540 you're

01:05:21.680 weird

01:05:21.820 okay

01:05:22.080 okay

01:05:22.320 okay

01:05:22.620 um

01:05:23.040 you got

01:05:27.000 a piper

01:05:27.420 for the

01:05:27.720 one

01:05:27.900 time

01:05:28.080 now

01:05:28.240 chat

01:05:28.440 stop

01:05:28.700 stop

01:05:28.980 we

01:05:30.600 love

01:05:30.880 pearl

01:05:31.280 entitled

01:05:38.280 whale

01:05:38.980 beware

01:05:40.260 am I

01:05:41.200 a red

01:05:41.600 pill 0.81

01:05:41.800 nerd

01:05:42.040 if I 0.92

01:05:42.320 wear

01:05:42.500 this

01:05:42.840 imagine

01:05:51.000 seeing

01:05:51.540 somebody

01:05:51.880 in

01:05:52.040 public

01:05:52.300 wearing

01:05:52.560 this

01:05:52.800 hey

01:05:53.300 man

01:05:53.700 I

01:06:01.700 think

01:06:01.860 this

01:06:02.000 is

01:06:02.120 another

01:06:02.380 one

01:06:02.640 from

01:06:02.920 oh

01:06:03.300 this

01:06:04.640 is

01:06:04.760 another

01:06:05.000 one

01:06:05.240 from

01:06:05.700 I

01:06:06.880 think

01:06:07.040 the

01:06:07.180 kids

01:06:07.380 toy

01:06:07.580 thing

01:06:07.740 earlier

01:06:08.060 it's

01:06:08.300 a

01:06:08.420 little

01:06:08.600 key

01:06:08.840 chair

01:06:09.040 open

01:06:10.360 it

01:06:10.500 later

01:06:10.780 I'll

01:06:13.720 open

01:06:13.960 it

01:06:14.120 oh

01:06:14.380 my

01:06:14.580 there's

01:06:14.880 so

01:06:15.040 much 1.00

01:06:15.240 trash 0.96

01:06:15.520 on my 0.99

01:06:15.760 floor

01:06:15.940 right

01:06:16.100 now

01:06:16.260 my

01:06:18.500 floor

01:06:19.700 is

01:06:19.860 covered

01:06:20.360 in

01:06:20.540 trash 0.88

01:06:20.860 I feel 1.00

01:06:23.040 bad for

01:06:23.380 this

01:06:23.540 guy

01:06:23.780 there's

01:06:24.660 good

01:06:24.800 variety

01:06:25.220 in

01:06:25.380 there

01:06:25.540 you

01:06:25.660 know

01:06:25.760 at least

01:06:26.020 it wasn't

01:06:26.340 like

01:06:26.560 you

01:06:26.920 know

01:06:27.040 it's

01:06:27.160 just

01:06:27.300 a present

01:06:28.460 oh

01:06:30.340 it was

01:06:30.780 from

01:06:30.920 kitten

01:06:31.200 it was

01:06:32.060 from

01:06:32.220 kitten

01:06:32.460 okay

01:06:33.100 all

01:06:33.900 all right

01:06:34.080 all right

01:06:37.020 I got

01:06:44.260 saber

01:06:44.720 for

01:06:48.360 energy

01:06:48.840 boosts

01:06:49.700 testosterone

01:06:50.260 enhances

01:06:50.800 cognitive

01:06:51.280 function

01:06:51.840 increases

01:06:52.640 energy

01:06:53.140 and

01:06:53.320 amplifies

01:06:53.920 vitality

01:06:54.720 should I

01:06:56.120 pop one

01:06:56.400 right now

01:06:57.480 I'm gonna

01:07:00.920 pop one

01:07:01.260 right now

01:07:01.620 about a

01:07:07.460 pop a

01:07:07.760 saver

01:07:08.080 it's a

01:07:10.160 nice

01:07:10.340 bottle 1.00

01:07:10.740 dick 0.99

01:07:15.460 pills

01:07:15.780 now

01:07:16.100 I'm gonna

01:07:19.580 pop one

01:07:19.940 right now

01:07:20.300 oh tts

01:07:37.420 uh yeah

01:07:37.880 tts back on

01:07:38.500 mods

01:07:38.740 family

01:07:38.940 tts back on

01:07:39.640 this is the

01:07:50.100 white guy

01:07:50.660 just had a

01:07:51.140 beer noise

01:07:51.680 all right

01:07:58.680 three more

01:07:59.820 no four more

01:08:00.540 four more

01:08:00.980 four more

01:08:01.480 we'll do

01:08:04.400 these last

01:08:04.860 bunch

01:08:05.220 this one's

01:08:13.600 from

01:08:13.740 Tennessee

01:08:14.220 imagine the

01:08:38.420 clips go

01:08:38.840 viral and I'm

01:08:39.480 wearing this

01:08:39.880 shirt

01:08:40.080 um I'm

01:08:41.020 already bad on

01:08:41.660 tiktok I'm 0.99

01:08:42.140 just fucking 0.99

01:08:42.600 myself right 0.99

01:08:43.100 out it's fine

01:08:44.120 okay

01:08:45.820 um

01:08:48.560 it's a girl

01:08:59.180 clearly

01:08:59.640 someone just

01:09:05.120 sent me potions

01:09:05.900 muslim

01:09:06.620 101 donated

01:09:08.240 one dollar 0.98

01:09:09.080 damn you made it 0.99

01:09:10.420 put the flag on 0.99

01:09:11.200 the wall

01:09:11.740 mad respect g

01:09:13.360 yes sir

01:09:13.920 passion flower

01:09:15.800 blue lotus

01:09:18.700 egyptian

01:09:19.420 btr2001 donated

01:09:26.880 one dollar

01:09:27.640 yeah

01:09:40.560 bronson fella donated

01:09:42.720 one dollar

01:09:43.560 god I want

01:09:44.600 pals cake so

01:09:45.780 bad I love

01:09:46.440 snow bunnies

01:09:47.140 you're weird 0.99

01:09:47.500 you're weird 0.81

01:09:47.520 this is why

01:09:47.880 I turned

01:09:48.100 off tts

01:09:48.540 you're weird

01:09:48.700 this is why I turn

01:09:53.080 well what is this

01:09:54.640 what is this

01:09:57.800 is this tea

01:10:01.340 did a girl just 0.99

01:10:04.000 send me a potion

01:10:04.640 it comes with this

01:10:06.120 estrogen bottles

01:10:09.540 is it witchcraft

01:10:13.740 black magic

01:10:17.920 black magic

01:10:17.960 black magic

01:10:18.000 should I have

01:10:20.140 smelled that

01:10:20.580 or not

01:10:20.980 she's hexing

01:10:23.620 you

01:10:23.960 lavender

01:10:27.300 anxiety

01:10:28.120 depression

01:10:29.000 buffley girl donated

01:10:30.480 five dollars

01:10:31.480 watermelon

01:10:32.640 did you get my

01:10:33.700 christmas gift

01:10:34.480 don't open it on

01:10:36.040 stream as it's a

01:10:36.960 private photo only

01:10:38.200 for my chingo

01:10:39.140 included vaseline

01:10:40.700 since I know your

01:10:41.720 hands get dry

01:10:42.860 okay

01:10:43.260 annual donated

01:10:45.240 one dollar

01:10:46.100 common bronson

01:10:47.400 w

01:10:47.780 um I don't know

01:10:49.640 like

01:10:50.100 bronson fella

01:10:50.960 donated one dollar

01:10:51.940 bronson shut the 1.00

01:10:52.780 fuck up 1.00

01:10:53.240 shut the 1.00

01:10:54.180 fuck up 1.00

01:10:55.240 I'm about to turn 1.00

01:10:58.000 tts off

01:10:58.460 like I swear

01:10:59.160 damiana

01:11:00.360 muslim

01:11:03.700 make one hundred

01:11:04.420 and one donated

01:11:05.300 one dollar

01:11:06.120 the way tts

01:11:07.580 was during

01:11:08.140 mecha trip

01:11:08.700 versus now

01:11:09.460 proves

01:11:09.840 anime is real

01:11:10.660 sneaker

01:11:12.380 donated one

01:11:13.440 there's rolling

01:11:14.080 papers in here

01:11:14.680 muslim here

01:11:15.640 and just want

01:11:16.440 tips on how

01:11:17.180 to block off

01:11:17.780 the sexual

01:11:18.440 desires

01:11:18.980 any tips

01:11:19.640 um

01:11:20.620 stop looking

01:11:21.760 at it

01:11:22.580 stop looking

01:11:23.140 at the stuff

01:11:23.640 and be so busy

01:11:24.760 you don't have

01:11:25.040 time to look

01:11:25.320 at that

01:11:25.600 okay so there's

01:11:26.480 rolling paper

01:11:27.120 and a bunch

01:11:27.560 of do you

01:11:27.960 smoke this

01:11:28.620 I don't like

01:11:39.980 this

01:11:40.240 it has like

01:11:41.260 a black magic

01:11:42.020 vibe to it

01:11:42.600 you donated

01:11:43.300 one dollar

01:11:44.160 hey sneaker

01:11:45.380 do you sometimes

01:11:46.440 feel like

01:11:47.080 with poet

01:11:47.620 all you don't

01:11:48.380 know

01:11:48.720 I feel like

01:11:49.800 it's hard

01:11:50.400 for you to do

01:11:51.080 real combo

01:11:51.920 always dry

01:11:53.320 horns are

01:11:54.100 sincerely

01:11:54.600 negro 1.00

01:11:55.220 um

01:11:57.400 yeah

01:12:01.140 it's laced

01:12:03.180 yeah I don't

01:12:03.620 know

01:12:03.800 it's like a

01:12:04.420 weird

01:12:04.700 I don't know

01:12:05.700 I don't know

01:12:06.200 okay

01:12:07.980 bro's scared

01:12:11.160 of herbs

01:12:11.480 why does it

01:12:12.520 have rolling

01:12:12.940 papers and a

01:12:13.500 grinder in there

01:12:14.180 what is that

01:12:15.100 it's laced

01:12:17.680 yeah I don't know

01:12:18.280 yay

01:12:24.900 another book

01:12:26.780 wow

01:12:29.900 letters to a young

01:12:38.380 muslim

01:12:38.900 wow 0.99

01:12:41.160 way to hijack

01:12:46.320 christmas

01:12:46.880 good job

01:12:48.120 muslim

01:12:48.420 what do you

01:12:51.940 think about

01:12:52.500 you taking

01:12:53.040 the knee

01:12:53.480 and apologizing

01:12:54.620 to the

01:12:55.000 earless

01:12:55.480 well in the

01:12:56.220 time when it

01:12:56.580 says that you

01:12:57.320 should never

01:12:57.640 forgive goyim 0.92

01:12:58.320 so you can't

01:13:00.160 bend the knee

01:13:00.520 ever

01:13:00.840 rubble's banned

01:13:03.840 in egypt

01:13:04.140 you know that

01:13:04.480 chat

01:13:04.680 okay

01:13:06.540 um

01:13:07.020 so I got

01:13:07.320 another book

01:13:08.240 jack

01:13:08.720 eight and

01:13:09.060 eighty

01:13:09.260 one dollar

01:13:10.120 hi sneaker

01:13:11.360 I am five

01:13:12.260 foot one

01:13:12.760 and a half

01:13:13.280 two hundred

01:13:14.080 and fifty

01:13:14.580 pounds

01:13:15.180 bald

01:13:15.800 twenty one

01:13:16.580 and currently

01:13:17.260 working at

01:13:17.920 cheesecake

01:13:18.320 factory

01:13:19.020 how do I

01:13:20.200 get dot

01:13:20.700 a girl

01:13:21.240 uh

01:13:21.600 pay for it

01:13:22.240 okay tts

01:13:22.800 off for now

01:13:23.200 you guys are

01:13:23.560 yapping

01:13:23.800 all right

01:13:24.380 this one is

01:13:25.040 written from

01:13:25.440 a girl

01:13:25.760 because

01:13:28.040 look at the

01:13:29.480 the handwriting

01:13:30.100 that's girl

01:13:33.060 handwriting

01:13:33.480 okay

01:13:34.620 bismillah

01:13:37.840 let's see

01:13:38.640 let's see

01:13:40.900 what the

01:13:45.100 is this a

01:13:52.060 what the 1.00

01:13:56.320 fuck 1.00

01:13:56.740 wait did I 1.00

01:14:14.380 leave your

01:14:14.580 address

01:14:14.920 no I didn't

01:14:19.220 is it

01:14:32.660 is this a

01:14:35.540 voodoo doll 0.77

01:14:36.200 a girl

01:14:45.320 made this

01:14:45.760 clearly

01:14:46.080 it's framed

01:14:47.500 why would I

01:14:49.520 I'm not

01:14:50.040 keeping this

01:14:50.600 I'm not

01:14:51.580 keeping this

01:14:52.120 there's a

01:14:52.820 camera in

01:14:53.280 the eyes

01:14:53.820 um

01:14:55.780 yeah nah

01:14:58.180 I'm throwing

01:14:58.940 this out

01:14:59.360 this is

01:15:00.640 definitely

01:15:00.940 going in 0.66

01:15:01.380 the trash

01:15:01.780 I don't 1.00

01:15:02.800 trust this

01:15:03.240 at all

01:15:03.560 okay I'm

01:15:05.160 sorry to

01:15:05.620 whoever made

01:15:06.180 this

01:15:06.520 um

01:15:07.500 I don't

01:15:10.340 because you

01:15:11.540 know why I

01:15:11.940 gotta throw it

01:15:12.380 out there's a

01:15:13.160 copy because

01:15:14.400 there's a

01:15:14.800 twin this is

01:15:16.560 one half of a

01:15:17.640 present and I

01:15:18.460 didn't get the

01:15:18.880 other half

01:15:19.400 hell no

01:15:24.420 burn it

01:15:25.740 it looks like a

01:15:27.080 pop character

01:15:27.720 ungrateful

01:15:29.120 um

01:15:29.960 I'm I'm

01:15:32.300 opening up the

01:15:32.840 back and I'm

01:15:33.340 gonna show you

01:15:33.800 because like I

01:15:34.680 there's just I'm

01:15:35.800 not gonna lie on

01:15:36.640 the camera right

01:15:37.160 now I'm not

01:15:37.860 keeping this in

01:15:38.420 my apartment

01:15:38.880 I'm not gonna be

01:15:39.960 able to sleep at

01:15:40.580 night I'm

01:15:41.200 probably gonna

01:15:41.620 wake up at

01:15:42.000 3 a.m. and

01:15:42.680 then end up

01:15:43.080 throwing it out

01:15:43.480 if I don't

01:15:43.740 throw it out

01:15:44.020 now I could

01:15:44.700 lie now and

01:15:45.280 be like thank

01:15:45.740 you so much

01:15:46.240 for the doll

01:15:46.780 of me

01:15:47.320 there's a

01:15:49.860 there's a

01:15:50.780 letter in

01:15:51.160 here

01:15:51.680 sweet

01:15:56.900 temptation

01:15:57.500 there's a

01:15:59.360 there's a

01:15:59.720 scent on

01:16:00.120 here

01:16:00.380 I don't

01:16:07.060 don't put

01:16:07.600 this don't

01:16:08.140 put smells

01:16:08.900 in my

01:16:09.180 apartment

01:16:09.640 it's it's

01:16:12.140 it's it smells

01:16:13.040 like a potion

01:16:13.740 wallahi it

01:16:14.540 smells like a

01:16:15.180 potion I 1.00

01:16:15.560 don't fuck 1.00

01:16:15.940 with this bro 1.00

01:16:16.460 it's a

01:16:21.740 bunch of

01:16:22.060 it's a

01:16:22.320 bunch of

01:16:22.580 polaroids

01:16:23.180 stop touching

01:16:28.340 it jinx

01:16:28.800 cursed

01:16:29.260 a stuff

01:16:30.840 for a

01:16:31.200 stuff

01:16:31.740 for a

01:16:32.020 get it

01:16:32.320 off me

01:16:32.680 I like

01:16:33.960 this though

01:16:34.560 sneeko and

01:16:37.760 fousey

01:16:38.260 hey

01:16:42.240 RGS

01:16:44.160 what up

01:16:44.680 what up

01:16:46.600 what up

01:16:46.620 got me

01:16:51.520 and Myron

01:16:51.980 on here

01:16:52.460 me and

01:16:56.240 Trump

01:16:56.580 there's me

01:17:02.380 and fresh and

01:17:03.160 fitting

01:17:03.440 there's there's

01:17:04.480 KSI in the

01:17:05.140 middle

01:17:05.400 your boy

01:17:09.560 yeah

01:17:10.460 yeah

01:17:11.620 yeah

01:17:14.460 what the

01:17:17.040 how did

01:17:19.520 you find

01:17:19.940 this

01:17:20.320 how are

01:17:22.520 they

01:17:22.660 finding

01:17:23.020 this

01:17:23.520 how is

01:17:27.260 this

01:17:27.440 possible

01:17:28.000 yeah

01:17:41.980 I'm throwing

01:17:42.340 all this

01:17:42.640 out

01:17:43.440 Haitian voodoo 0.93

01:17:51.040 yeah

01:17:51.320 bro

01:17:51.720 I have too

01:17:52.280 much

01:17:52.440 there's a

01:17:53.120 letter in

01:17:53.420 here

01:17:53.600 um

01:17:55.240 okay

01:17:56.220 it's like

01:18:01.480 clothes

01:18:02.060 with a

01:18:02.440 little

01:18:02.580 thing

01:18:02.980 it's like

01:18:09.060 all wet

01:18:09.700 why is it

01:18:11.040 all wet

01:18:11.700 love you

01:18:19.040 love you

01:18:20.540 love you

01:18:38.460 sneeko

01:18:38.740 you let

01:18:39.180 on my

01:18:39.460 life

01:18:39.740 with every

01:18:40.100 word

01:18:40.380 smile and

01:18:41.180 laugh

01:18:41.500 I am

01:18:41.900 forever

01:18:42.200 thankful

01:18:42.560 for you

01:18:43.040 you are

01:18:43.740 the best

01:18:44.140 boss

01:18:44.480 ever

01:18:44.820 hopefully

01:18:45.520 my gift

01:18:46.080 did not

01:18:46.500 break

01:18:46.860 love your

01:18:48.100 editor

01:18:48.520 jay

01:18:49.140 I don't

01:18:49.800 believe you

01:18:50.340 I don't

01:18:50.800 have an

01:18:51.160 editor jay

01:18:51.840 who is

01:18:52.280 this

01:18:52.600 look behind

01:18:54.160 you

01:18:54.360 I can

01:18:54.720 look behind

01:18:55.260 me in

01:18:55.480 the camera 1.00

01:18:55.840 dumbass 1.00

01:18:56.380 I see 1.00

01:18:56.760 behind

01:18:57.100 me

01:18:57.380 I don't

01:19:01.300 know

01:19:01.460 I'm getting

01:19:02.480 like bad

01:19:03.040 but I

01:19:03.460 this is not

01:19:08.180 my editor

01:19:08.720 jay

01:19:09.040 I don't 1.00

01:19:09.420 fucking 0.99

01:19:09.780 nah 0.99

01:19:10.400 is that

01:19:12.180 all that's

01:19:12.520 in here

01:19:12.860 it's just

01:19:15.740 bro

01:19:16.200 the box 0.99

01:19:17.000 is stinky 1.00

01:19:18.480 fucking 1.00

01:19:21.280 gross 1.00

01:19:22.400 bro

01:19:22.760 okay

01:19:25.980 let's

01:19:26.360 open up

01:19:27.040 the voodoo 0.97

01:19:27.400 doll

01:19:27.640 what 1.00

01:19:28.520 the fuck 1.00

01:19:29.100 what 1.00

01:19:37.780 the fuck 1.00

01:19:38.480 I look 1.00

01:19:42.780 Mexican

01:19:43.240 why are my 0.97

01:19:44.460 legs

01:19:44.760 duct taped

01:19:45.900 the back

01:19:55.320 the back of

01:19:55.420 my

01:19:55.520 the back

01:19:57.840 of my

01:19:58.020 head's

01:19:58.240 foil

01:19:58.540 it even

01:20:02.680 has a

01:20:03.060 bald spot

01:20:03.500 what do

01:20:04.500 you mean

01:20:04.800 there's no

01:20:05.200 bald spot

01:20:05.980 kill the 0.99

01:20:08.780 doll on 1.00

01:20:09.240 stream

01:20:09.540 yet

01:20:09.840 the jacket's

01:20:13.300 really good

01:20:14.040 it's

01:20:14.920 the jacket

01:20:15.880 is really

01:20:16.420 good

01:20:16.720 bro

01:20:16.980 it's

01:20:18.960 exactly

01:20:19.340 what the

01:20:19.700 quality

01:20:20.280 merch is

01:20:20.840 to a

01:20:21.280 tee 0.99

01:20:21.460 burn it 0.93

01:20:23.000 in the 0.91

01:20:23.220 sink 0.52

01:20:23.380 now 0.70

01:20:23.620 yeah

01:20:23.900 no

01:20:24.080 I don't

01:20:24.280 even

01:20:24.420 want to

01:20:24.640 continue

01:20:25.040 the stream

01:20:25.380 with this

01:20:25.580 in my

01:20:25.760 apartment

01:20:26.040 I'm not 0.99

01:20:26.420 fucking 0.98

01:20:26.660 with it 0.99

01:20:26.880 at all

01:20:27.140 thank you

01:20:27.980 it has

01:20:30.420 fumes on

01:20:31.020 it

01:20:31.620 um

01:20:33.500 thanks

01:20:34.420 but

01:20:35.020 yeah

01:20:39.080 you gotta

01:20:39.420 I'm

01:20:41.200 sorry

01:20:41.560 not

01:20:43.200 yeah

01:20:47.020 yeah

01:20:50.140 bye

01:20:51.400 I don't

01:20:53.640 know

01:20:53.800 how you

01:20:54.340 made

01:20:54.520 this

01:20:54.840 I'm

01:20:59.380 not

01:20:59.540 dead

01:20:59.820 I'm

01:21:00.620 still

01:21:00.800 here

01:21:01.140 you'll 1.00

01:21:05.580 die in 0.98

01:21:05.880 seven 0.99

01:21:06.060 days

01:21:06.380 I should

01:21:06.900 no

01:21:07.180 well

01:21:07.540 cause

01:21:07.700 I'm

01:21:07.860 the

01:21:07.940 one

01:21:08.040 doing

01:21:08.240 it

01:21:08.480 um

01:21:09.220 and

01:21:10.820 also

01:21:11.100 I don't

01:21:11.320 believe

01:21:11.520 in

01:21:11.640 voodoo 0.95

01:21:11.900 so

01:21:12.720 aluminum

01:21:14.220 foil

01:21:14.540 me

01:21:14.880 curse

01:21:17.720 incoming

01:21:18.100 uh

01:21:18.540 you can't

01:21:19.060 you can't

01:21:20.200 you can't

01:21:20.600 touch

01:21:20.800 me

01:21:20.980 man

01:21:21.180 you can't 1.00

01:21:24.260 fuck 1.00

01:21:24.460 with me 1.00

01:21:24.680 man

01:21:24.980 am I

01:21:33.620 an 1.00

01:21:33.740 asshole 1.00

01:21:34.020 is that 1.00

01:21:37.340 like an 1.00

01:21:37.560 asshole 1.00

01:21:37.800 thing 0.99

01:21:38.020 I just

01:21:38.280 did

01:21:38.500 I

01:21:39.820 you know

01:21:40.700 what

01:21:40.900 I did

01:21:41.220 what my

01:21:41.480 heart

01:21:41.640 told me

01:21:42.060 I don't

01:21:43.080 like the

01:21:43.420 fact that

01:21:43.740 you put

01:21:44.000 a smell

01:21:44.380 on this

01:21:44.860 you know

01:21:46.460 the other

01:21:46.980 ones

01:21:47.240 like

01:21:47.520 the

01:21:48.040 cafe

01:21:48.540 smells

01:21:49.960 bro

01:21:50.880 I gotta

01:21:51.120 wash my

01:21:51.500 hands

01:21:51.720 I gotta

01:21:52.240 wash my

01:21:52.600 hands

01:21:52.780 I don't

01:21:53.080 I don't 1.00

01:21:53.360 fuck 1.00

01:21:53.860 with the 1.00

01:21:54.060 smell

01:21:54.300 I don't

01:21:54.840 like this

01:21:55.280 I don't

01:21:55.500 like this

01:21:55.940 I'm

01:21:56.860 creeped

01:21:57.180 out

01:21:57.440 like

01:21:59.060 she

01:21:59.460 she sprayed 0.93

01:22:00.820 that box

01:22:01.640 there's a

01:22:02.700 scent

01:22:02.980 I

01:22:03.680 wallahi

01:22:04.360 she put

01:22:05.220 that scent

01:22:05.660 specifically

01:22:06.200 to try to

01:22:06.780 put like a

01:22:07.200 love spell

01:22:07.600 on me

01:22:07.920 wallahi

01:22:08.420 I'm not 0.99

01:22:09.380 fucking 0.99

01:22:09.580 with that 0.99

01:22:09.960 the cafe

01:22:10.600 that just

01:22:11.800 smells good

01:22:12.480 because

01:22:13.260 whoever

01:22:13.880 because kitten

01:22:14.880 put that

01:22:15.380 together with

01:22:15.780 love

01:22:16.100 it wasn't

01:22:16.740 intentionally

01:22:17.260 sprayed

01:22:17.700 it's just

01:22:18.020 a scent

01:22:18.480 in her

01:22:18.780 house

01:22:19.080 I swear

01:22:20.020 does it

01:22:22.620 smell like 0.96

01:22:23.100 cum 0.89

01:22:23.320 it just

01:22:23.660 smells like

01:22:24.100 it smells 0.98

01:22:24.500 like witch 0.82

01:22:25.100 it smells 0.99

01:22:26.140 gross

01:22:26.620 I'm not 0.99

01:22:28.140 fucking with it 0.99

01:22:28.660 I'm washing 1.00

01:22:29.040 my hands

01:22:29.380 right now

01:22:29.800 I'm not

01:22:30.500 playing around

01:22:31.040 chat

01:22:31.360 it's not

01:22:31.940 for a

01:22:32.220 clip

01:22:32.500 it's not

01:22:33.720 for a

01:22:33.980 clip

01:22:34.300 stuff

01:22:41.980 for a

01:22:42.420 stuff

01:22:43.120 for a

01:22:44.340 stuff

01:22:46.180 for a 1.00

01:22:46.480 fuck 1.00

01:22:46.940 out of 1.00

01:22:47.260 here

01:22:47.400 bro

01:22:47.780 cat

01:22:49.240 piss

01:22:49.580 nah 0.99

01:22:50.480 Muslims

01:22:58.900 are immune 0.99

01:22:59.280 to black

01:22:59.580 magic 0.82

01:22:59.880 hell yeah

01:23:00.360 bro

01:23:00.640 get off

01:23:01.820 me

01:23:02.500 this is

01:23:03.100 better

01:23:03.340 okay

01:23:05.420 I think

01:23:08.600 we got

01:23:08.800 one more

01:23:09.380 one more

01:23:12.160 we got

01:23:15.320 one more

01:23:15.880 I don't

01:23:29.920 know how

01:23:30.200 to

01:23:30.440 I don't

01:23:34.280 know how

01:23:34.460 to

01:23:34.560 open

01:23:34.780 that

01:23:35.000 I think

01:23:48.640 I think

01:24:02.720 it's an

01:24:02.940 illuminated

01:24:03.320 sign

01:24:03.820 okay

01:24:06.060 this has

01:24:07.960 the sense

01:24:08.380 to it

01:24:08.600 but it's

01:24:08.860 like

01:24:09.120 electronic

01:24:10.200 smell

01:24:10.800 I think

01:24:16.260 can't

01:24:22.640 it's an

01:24:33.700 安全

01:24:34.200 open

01:24:35.140 How am I supposed to 0.99

01:24:41.040 I don't want to break this shit 0.99

01:24:42.580 Did I just get 1.00

01:24:52.580 Am I under a spell

01:24:55.220 I'm really worried about that last voodoo doll 1.00

01:24:57.700 It's fine

01:24:58.960 I wasn't sneezing before that 1.00

01:25:05.740 Use the knife, dumbass 1.00

01:25:07.160 I just did, okay, I got it 1.00

01:25:08.880 Oh

01:25:11.620 W, last gift

01:25:14.480 Oh

01:25:16.840 Hey

01:25:19.700 Right in the wall

01:25:28.960 Let's go

01:25:31.080 Let's go

01:25:35.960 It's clean

01:25:45.440 Yeah, this is hard

01:25:48.460 It's hard

01:25:51.220 Should I put it up, chat?

01:25:58.960 I have to burn it

01:26:00.720 It's not 0.70

01:26:01.080 How could this be cursed?

01:26:04.780 It's not

01:26:05.200 It's fine

01:26:05.600 Yeah

01:26:06.660 Yeah, right on the wall

01:26:08.820 Light it, yes

01:26:10.320 Okay

01:26:10.660 So I connect it to this

01:26:13.960 Um

01:26:22.960 Your eyes look cursed

01:26:34.440 Uh, relax

01:26:35.300 Okay, TTS back on

01:26:36.280 Chat, talk to me

01:26:37.000 Talk to me

01:26:37.300 Talk to me

01:26:37.620 Talk to me

01:26:38.020 Save me 1.00

01:26:39.280 Hardest fuck approved 0.99

01:26:40.300 Good job, guys 1.00

01:26:41.520 Good job

01:26:42.020 W Christmas

01:26:42.820 W Christmas

01:26:44.600 We're gonna get into the giveaway

01:26:45.480 Right after this

01:26:46.140 Someone's getting $1,000

01:26:48.000 From the

01:26:48.760 Love to be Shark Twitter

01:26:49.660 And Monsi

01:26:52.080 Turn it back on

01:26:52.540 Okay

01:26:52.880 I think it would look good

01:26:54.500 Right

01:26:57.380 Right above the

01:26:59.740 Palestine

01:27:00.280 I need

01:27:12.600 I need

01:27:12.900 I need to like

01:27:13.600 Screw it in

01:27:14.280 Oh

01:27:15.960 Yeah

01:27:17.320 Yeah

01:27:18.940 Yeah

01:27:20.780 It's too bright

01:27:35.040 It looks like the sun 0.99

01:27:36.420 Shit

01:27:37.960 Dimp donated $1 0.99

01:27:39.700 On the doll

01:27:40.760 They got the legs

01:27:41.580 Right at least 1.00

01:27:42.280 Fuck you 1.00

01:27:43.060 It's too bright 1.00

01:27:44.460 Yeah, it is too bright

01:27:45.280 It's too bright

01:27:47.520 What would be better

01:27:53.260 Is it still too bright 1.00

01:27:57.700 Bro, this shit is bright as fuck 1.00

01:27:59.520 Turn it around 1.00

01:28:01.520 It's still too bright

01:28:07.980 My work is finished

01:28:09.020 Hope you enjoy the doll 1.00

01:28:10.520 I hope you die 0.99

01:28:11.620 I don't 1.00

01:28:12.640 But

01:28:12.940 Okay

01:28:13.440 We gotta figure out

01:28:14.440 That brightness problem

01:28:15.120 Alright, we're gonna get into the giveaway

01:28:17.540 Turn it down

01:28:19.120 I don't think there's any

01:28:19.800 Like adjustment on the

01:28:20.820 On the brightness

01:28:21.440 I'll figure it out later

01:28:22.180 I'll figure it out later

01:28:22.780 There's batteries with it

01:28:24.760 But I don't know what that's for

01:28:25.900 I gotta figure it out later

01:28:28.720 Yo, it's a whole 0.99

01:28:29.840 Fucking mess 0.99

01:28:30.820 There's some 1.00

01:28:31.740 Look at

01:28:32.640 Oh my god

01:28:33.960 Oh

01:28:35.580 Oh

01:28:37.840 Leave it off

01:28:39.520 Still looks good

01:28:40.140 Um

01:28:41.400 Nah 0.97

01:28:41.860 Off it looks trash 0.97

01:28:42.740 I'm not gonna lie 0.95

01:28:43.240 Let me take off this red pill shirt

01:28:44.700 Okay

01:28:45.100 I'm gonna do the giveaway

01:28:50.180 Good stuff

01:28:51.780 Go on

01:28:52.020 Good stuff

01:28:52.360 Good stuff

01:28:52.620 Good stuff

01:28:52.900 I need to go put on

01:28:55.220 Deodorant

01:28:56.180 Because I

01:28:56.540 I literally smell so bad

01:28:58.160 I can't

01:28:58.820 Even stand myself

01:29:00.020 That's John took a ride down

01:29:01.580 Conception Canyon

01:29:02.680 Before coming your way

01:29:04.100 Okay, man

01:29:04.840 Okay

01:29:05.480 Um

01:29:07.020 Give me a song, Chad

01:29:12.260 Even if you are not ready for the day

01:29:27.560 It cannot always be night

01:29:31.040 Wait, wait

01:29:39.300 Back to the headphones

01:29:40.620 America

01:29:45.180 America

01:29:45.680 That's

01:29:49.400 Heist

01:29:50.000 Erika

01:29:53.000 Heist

01:29:55.640 Von hunderttausend

01:29:57.920 Deine

01:29:58.720 Biederei

01:30:00.400 Wirt

01:30:02.620 Wunsch

01:30:03.300 Erika

01:30:06.720 Denn

01:30:09.240 Ihr Herz 0.76

01:30:10.040 Ist 0.99

01:30:10.460 Voller

01:30:11.620 Süßigkeit

01:30:13.020 Zander

01:30:15.900 Freund

01:30:18.700 ano

01:30:19.620 Ich

01:30:21.000 Vom

01:30:22.100 Deiner

01:30:22.740 Ich

01:30:23.200 Who

01:30:23.840 We

01:30:23.940 Wel

01:30:26.140 Am

01:30:28.060 And

01:30:28.280 Did

01:30:38.900 We

01:30:38.940 K

01:30:39.520 Huh

01:30:40.060 Do

01:30:41.040 Amen.

01:31:11.040 Your chair moved.

01:31:19.700 Right.

01:31:20.220 It's going to take so long to clean everything.

01:31:26.880 Turn this on.

01:31:27.740 Okay.

01:31:30.340 Let's see who won the giveaway.

01:31:38.800 Get sturdy.

01:31:40.000 No.

01:31:41.200 How about you get sturdy and send me a video of you getting sturdy.

01:31:44.020 And then I will.

01:31:47.980 Okay.

01:31:48.460 So I sent a video.

01:31:49.540 I told you guys I'm giving away $1,000 to Love Speech right now.

01:31:53.340 $1,000 giveaway.

01:32:01.700 $1,000 giveaway, chat. 0.99

01:32:05.280 Which one of you fucks won? 1.00

01:32:06.500 Money, please. 0.99

01:32:12.960 Hey, Sneeko. 0.96

01:32:14.760 All right.

01:32:15.380 There's no.

01:32:17.680 Everyone's afraid to like leak themselves or something.

01:32:19.840 All right.

01:32:23.680 Yo, what up, Sneeko?

01:32:24.720 Welcome to my humiliation ritual chat.

01:32:33.280 Day three of my fast.

01:32:36.460 Why does your mustache, like, your mustache doesn't weigh the same on both sides.

01:32:41.900 It's really bothering me.

01:32:43.340 Shave this.

01:32:44.080 Day three of my fast right now.

01:32:48.000 Don't say ew.

01:32:49.100 Don't say ew, chat. 1.00

01:32:50.380 You ugly fucks. 1.00

01:32:51.580 Didn't post. 1.00

01:32:52.220 Only like, I only saw like two.

01:32:54.020 I didn't watch the video.

01:32:54.560 I only saw two.

01:32:55.840 You have no right to say ew if you couldn't post this, to win $1,000. 0.92

01:32:59.880 I'm starving and haven't been able to afford groceries since my wife left me for a black guy. 1.00

01:33:06.040 Oh, no. 0.94

01:33:07.740 I have two children.

01:33:11.260 They don't know when their next meal is going to come.

01:33:15.960 Inshallah, you'll bless me, bro, for the new year.

01:33:18.600 Crisis King, right?

01:33:20.820 Wait, which one?

01:33:21.700 Inshallah or Crisis King?

01:33:23.280 Okay, W guy.

01:33:24.260 I heard Suniko had a competition going on worth $1,000.

01:33:31.500 Did I make it in time?

01:33:33.700 So why should I win the $1,000 prize?

01:33:36.220 Well, Suniko, it's simple.

01:33:38.020 Oh, you see, Suniko, I've been a fan of you for a while now.

01:33:40.300 From the artistic days on YouTube, to the red pill skitzo rage, to you traveling and... 0.94

01:33:45.000 What is it with the trend with black guys doing too many cuts in public? 1.00

01:33:48.460 Why did you just cut from here to one step forward? 0.97

01:33:50.920 On YouTube, to the red pill skitzo rage, to you traveling... 0.84

01:33:54.260 ...and doing IRL streams.

01:33:57.340 I've been here for the whole ride, man.

01:33:58.800 I need this money because I recently just dropped out of college.

01:34:00.940 Wait, where did you...

01:34:02.020 You went in your car and then you...

01:34:03.580 What, you're back outside?

01:34:05.240 I've been here for the whole ride, man.

01:34:06.740 I need this money because I recently just dropped out of college and I need a camera to get into videography.

01:34:10.620 And last but not least, I need you to stream tonight because I know...

01:34:13.140 Yo, that audio cut was crazy.

01:34:14.960 You hear that?

01:34:15.420 Not least, I need you to stream tonight because I know you see it.

01:34:18.140 I know you see what's going on in the community.

01:34:19.680 These sims are in shambles.

01:34:20.820 You need to stream to motivate these guys to get up and go do something.

01:34:23.640 COOK! 0.98

01:34:24.980 I like that! 0.98

01:34:26.880 W, black guy! 1.00

01:34:29.040 I heard Suniko had a competition.

01:34:30.420 OK, OK, I like both so far.

01:34:32.860 With the money I'm going to get, I'm going to give it to the five beautiful black queens foundation.

01:34:36.620 Yes, we're going to get back to the black queens, man, because they so deserve it. 1.00

01:34:40.320 You lost.

01:34:41.380 After what Suniko said about them, they got some messed up, Suniko.

01:34:44.220 So I'm putting you on the spot, bro.

01:34:45.560 If you really mess with the black queens and you really love them, bro, let's give back, man. 0.97

01:34:49.860 Shout out to the black queens, bro. 1.00

01:34:50.980 Like, for real, Suniko.

01:34:51.820 Like, we're going to find the five beautiful black queens and we're going to spread the love, bro.

01:34:57.100 That's all it's about.

01:34:58.140 You bro said the same thing five times in a row.

01:35:00.100 Did you shout out to Hitler?

01:35:02.900 You know what I mean?

01:35:03.880 Huh?

01:35:04.540 Free power style. 1.00

01:35:07.360 OK, I'm fucking with him, too. 1.00

01:35:12.960 This is a message for Love Speech Kids. 0.99

01:35:14.680 Why does this look like a Zerker video?

01:35:19.280 This is a message for Love Speech Kids and Suniko.

01:35:23.280 Here's where I should win this.

01:35:25.320 My name is Moiz. 0.98

01:35:26.520 I'm a teen from Pakistan, nigga. 0.98

01:35:28.520 And if I win this, I'm going to use that money to fund a holy war, nigga. 1.00

01:35:35.560 We're going to ISIS. 0.83

01:35:36.740 Bro, I swear to God, this is an Indian Zerker fan, man. 0.98

01:35:40.780 We're going to ISIS with that money, bro.

01:35:42.300 You've got to make me win now.

01:35:44.140 Love Speech Kids.

01:35:45.160 If you're actually real, if you weren't just grifters, bro. 0.95

01:35:51.280 You know, this is Islam gang. 1.00

01:35:52.920 This is Hamas gang. 0.99

01:35:55.020 If you're really anti-Semitic.

01:35:58.060 What?

01:35:58.840 I'm winning this, bro. 0.99

01:36:06.880 Cow is king, nigga. 1.00

01:36:08.040 What is this? 0.96

01:36:24.640 Now we have this dude here.

01:36:25.960 This dude.

01:36:27.220 Hey, Sneeko. 0.96

01:36:27.800 I told this dude.

01:36:29.340 He was like begging for me to do a stream of Fortnite duos with Sarah.

01:36:32.880 I said, make a video.

01:36:34.580 And I'll send it to her.

01:36:35.460 I sent it to her.

01:36:36.220 I just sent it to her.

01:36:38.100 You're doing great.

01:36:41.120 I'm Ryan from Lost Beach Community.

01:36:45.340 We've been missing Sarah on the live stream.

01:36:47.000 Why does he look like Chinese Sneeko? 0.97

01:36:48.860 And we were wondering if there's a chance to bring her back for another round. 0.96

01:36:59.100 Maybe for well stream. 0.99

01:37:01.460 The audience really enjoyed the dynamic between you two.

01:37:05.040 And we think it will make for another fantastic stream.

01:37:09.680 That's all.

01:37:10.400 Why are you flirting with me?

01:37:12.780 What was that?

01:37:13.800 That's all.

01:37:15.540 Much love.

01:37:18.140 Peace.

01:37:18.860 Stop licking your lips, bro. 0.98

01:37:25.340 I didn't think he was actually going to do it.

01:37:27.340 I didn't think. 0.99

01:37:27.920 Like, dude's a madman. 0.98

01:37:29.480 I did not think he was going to do it. 0.91

01:37:31.700 Chinese Sneeko equals Sneeko. 0.99

01:37:33.160 Yeah, fair.

01:37:34.180 I know.

01:37:34.500 You guys call me Chinko.

01:37:35.360 This is actually Chinko. 0.99

01:37:36.120 I hope you're doing great.

01:37:38.300 His hairline's a little better, though.

01:37:39.600 Angola.

01:37:42.620 Angola. 1.00

01:37:45.420 What the fuck is. 1.00

01:37:46.320 Okay, okay, okay. 1.00

01:37:47.060 Stop.

01:37:47.420 It's a tough speech.

01:37:48.140 Who else sent a video?

01:37:53.700 I think it was those three guys.

01:37:55.960 I have a lot of black dudes in here. 0.99

01:37:57.580 What the hell? 1.00

01:37:58.080 You've done. 0.96

01:37:58.400 What's up, Sneeko?

01:38:00.880 I've been a big fan of the videos and streams you've done.

01:38:03.960 I've been watching you for a couple years now, ever since the YouTube days.

01:38:07.940 The reason I need the money is because of the braces I got on, they've been pretty expensive and some extra money would help me be able to afford them.

01:38:20.360 And really, man, your content has helped me be able to make improvements in my life and really start growing my self-confidence.

01:38:26.640 Let's go.

01:38:27.200 Let's go.

01:38:28.960 Let's go, man.

01:38:31.200 Keep it up, bro.

01:38:32.480 Good stuff.

01:38:32.960 Good stuff.

01:38:35.460 Love speech.

01:38:36.700 Yo.

01:38:38.760 Sneeko, how are you?

01:38:40.620 Love speech community.

01:38:41.760 How are you?

01:38:43.000 First of all, thank you for the opportunity.

01:38:44.540 Name is Jason Gill.

01:38:45.520 Okay.

01:38:45.880 Now, I can't sit here and say that I deserve this more than anyone else for any reason because that's not right.

01:38:51.300 That would be entitlement.

01:38:52.840 Appreciate the opportunity to try.

01:38:54.720 If I do win $1,000, however, what I will do, first and foremost, is charity.

01:39:00.020 I'm going to help somebody, first and foremost.

01:39:02.740 Next thing I want to do.

01:39:03.960 Wait a second.

01:39:05.640 Is that item 22?

01:39:07.660 I need a laptop and a GoPro.

01:39:09.820 Okay.

01:39:10.280 I've been grinding on a YouTube channel.

01:39:11.980 Bro, no funny.

01:39:12.640 You're not going to have enough money to get a laptop, GoPro, and do a charity with a rack.

01:39:17.040 It's not.

01:39:18.260 You can't afford it. 0.99

01:39:18.980 You're going to have to go and sell your wife to porn. 1.00

01:39:22.020 Appalachian Ape Outdoors. 0.99

01:39:23.340 Hope you folks will come take a peek at it.

01:39:25.160 Right?

01:39:25.520 Big fan of yours.

01:39:26.740 Arab Tate. 0.71

01:39:27.800 Been following you guys for quite a while.

01:39:29.140 42 years old.

01:39:30.080 Retired U.S. Department of Defense.

01:39:31.440 I am trying to free my mind and escape this matrix.

01:39:35.200 Yeah.

01:39:36.240 Thank you for everything you've shown me.

01:39:38.600 Let's go, man.

01:39:39.800 W guy. 1.00

01:39:41.080 I'll fuck with this. 1.00

01:39:41.820 Is there even more? 1.00

01:39:44.460 Chad, should I just...

01:39:45.940 I swear there was another guy.

01:39:49.100 Was this...

01:39:49.440 My humiliation ritual.

01:39:52.380 Is that it?

01:40:03.600 I'm Austin, and I am 19 years old, and I weigh over 350 pounds.

01:40:08.580 For the new year, I want to start my weight loss journey. 0.86

01:40:12.120 I've been overweight for so long that it generally pisses me the fuck off. 0.82

01:40:16.840 Wait, think about it, Chad. 0.93

01:40:17.680 Are they just saying charity so that they can get sympathy points?

01:40:20.600 Come on, man.

01:40:22.720 Come on, man.

01:40:24.080 2024 is the time to lock in, bro.

01:40:26.520 We got to lock in the whole year. 1.00

01:40:28.980 And you and Myron have inspired me to not be a fat piece of shit. 1.00

01:40:32.600 Let's go. 1.00

01:40:33.380 And fucking lose this weight. 0.99

01:40:34.320 And if I do win the giveaway, I will put it to a gym membership and a healthy diet. 1.00

01:40:43.420 And I give you all full permission to roast the shit out of me for being a fat piece of shit. 1.00

01:40:48.480 Okay, Chad, go ahead, bro. 1.00

01:40:50.320 You're so fat, your face doesn't fit in the camera lens. 0.99

01:40:54.400 You're so fat, like, I can't see you. 0.99

01:40:59.440 Because it's going to help motivate me. 0.70

01:41:01.340 It's going to help so much.

01:41:03.700 Thank you.

01:41:04.180 Hi, I'm Austin, and I am not...

01:41:08.280 All right, keep it up, bro.

01:41:09.460 I like every single one of these videos. 0.92

01:41:10.920 What the hell?

01:41:12.140 Hope you had a good Christmas, bro. 0.93

01:41:13.300 Hope you're going to have a good New Year's.

01:41:14.540 But you and I both know why I deserve the ban, bro.

01:41:17.140 I don't really got to explain it to the chat.

01:41:18.520 I really...

01:41:18.820 My chat's calling Peter Griffin.

01:41:21.900 He looks like he ate Sneeko.

01:41:24.100 W Shrek.

01:41:27.940 Okay.

01:41:28.460 Don't want to.

01:41:29.900 So it'd be really appreciative if you could just send that ban over.

01:41:32.860 I think I deserve a little bit more.

01:41:34.780 But a ban would be enough to feed the entirety of my African slaves. 1.00

01:41:39.140 I haven't fed them in, like, three weeks.

01:41:40.520 So if you can kindly do that. 0.98

01:41:42.700 I still rep the Sneeko merch type shit. 0.95

01:41:44.380 You feel? 1.00

01:41:45.420 Look at my ass. 1.00

01:41:46.480 Okay. 1.00

01:41:48.960 Oh, I had a medical episode, like, five months ago.

01:41:52.320 And I'm a photographer.

01:41:54.000 So I've, like, barely been able to work. 0.81

01:41:56.120 And that sucks.

01:41:56.980 I'm kind of broke. 0.96

01:41:58.340 Okay.

01:41:58.920 I recognize these guys, bro.

01:42:00.260 Is that all submissions?

01:42:05.300 If there's another one, send me the link.

01:42:06.600 Hubert.

01:42:07.600 Hello.

01:42:08.600 Okay.

01:42:10.440 Hubert.

01:42:11.080 Hello, okay.

01:42:12.320 Hello, okay.

01:42:13.100 What's right with the money?

01:42:14.120 Oh, well, I'm Dominican, Dominican from the Dominican Republic.

01:42:17.900 That money can actually make a difference here.

01:42:20.740 Haven't missed a gin session in over one and a half years.

01:42:23.820 That was when my old self died.

01:42:26.860 I ghosted all of my old friends and committed myself to success.

01:42:31.160 I've been trying to be successful in the day trading world.

01:42:38.100 And, yeah, I've been taking a lot of L's this 2023.

01:42:41.900 I haven't gave up.

01:42:42.940 I'm going even harder this 2024.

01:42:45.560 And, yeah, give me that money so I can invest it and change my life, man.

01:42:50.080 And that's what I'm all about this 2024.

01:42:53.680 Hubert.

01:42:54.060 I like this guy, man.

01:42:55.320 He seems actually, he seems genuine.

01:42:57.980 I can tell he's taking some losses.

01:43:02.060 Hey, it's Nico.

01:43:03.780 First of all, welcome to Slum, bro.

01:43:06.300 And W Saqib.

01:43:07.700 W Bengal in the chat.

01:43:10.220 I saw the tweet.

01:43:11.160 You're giving away your free money.

01:43:12.380 So I thought, I don't say no to free money.

01:43:14.580 W in the chat.

01:43:15.740 I like your content, bro.

01:43:19.080 Do your thing.

01:43:19.820 I relate to you.

01:43:21.620 You got a big following in my country.

01:43:24.720 Why do I need the money?

01:43:25.940 Well, I'm a student.

01:43:29.660 I work.

01:43:30.200 I go to work.

01:43:30.840 I do my things.

01:43:32.040 You know, I graduated in four months.

01:43:33.420 The money would help me buy a car.

01:43:34.680 Thank you all.

01:43:35.180 Come again.

01:43:35.880 Eat non curry.

01:43:37.060 Creeping out girls in a hurry. 0.98

01:43:38.920 7-11.

01:43:40.040 You're still and I'll send you to heaven.

01:43:41.360 Oh, thank you all.

01:43:42.160 You know, it helps and I'll send half the money back home.

01:43:47.080 I'll buy a mansion back home too.

01:43:49.340 Yeah.

01:43:50.040 I love you, bro.

01:43:50.840 Bye.

01:43:51.880 Wait, do you guys know how much a rack is?

01:43:53.800 You guys think it's going to like change your life?

01:43:55.960 It's $1,000, bro.

01:43:58.740 Oh, this is nine quote tweets.

01:44:00.940 I need $1,000.

01:44:03.280 Yo, this dude is watching this stream.

01:44:05.100 It just said this now.

01:44:06.420 Okay.

01:44:06.740 Um, my favorite were the first, the first four.

01:44:12.600 I'm going to, I'm going to split the prize between the, oh my.

01:44:17.340 Yeah.

01:44:17.520 You guys are just submitting them now.

01:44:18.800 You did it too late.

01:44:20.100 You did it too late.

01:44:20.660 You're watching the stream.

01:44:21.460 Okay. 0.97

01:44:22.840 Um, cracker Bronson, lock it in this guy, 250, 250 to this black guy, 250 to this black 1.00

01:44:32.420 guy. 0.94

01:44:32.660 That's three.

01:44:33.160 That's three.

01:44:33.800 Uh, Indian Zerker, nah. 0.96

01:44:37.860 What the?

01:44:41.680 No.

01:44:42.620 Um, oh, and this guy, this guy, that's a rack.

01:44:46.480 And then four to this guy.

01:44:47.800 Someone, someone remember that these four guys will split up between those four guys.

01:44:50.480 Oh, this dude too.

01:44:51.400 Fine.

01:44:52.100 Um, okay.

01:44:52.820 So I'll do, I'll do 1250. 1.00

01:44:54.200 Fuck it. 1.00

01:44:54.520 I'll do these five guys, 250 to each. 1.00

01:45:00.860 Oh, and I like, I like this guy too.

01:45:02.940 Okay.

01:45:03.580 1500.

01:45:04.180 Fine.

01:45:04.480 Fine.

01:45:04.740 Six guys for the new year.

01:45:07.120 I want to start.

01:45:07.780 And this guy.

01:45:10.760 You got that?

01:45:11.980 Those six.

01:45:13.180 So it's now 1500.

01:45:14.500 I want to make sure you think, you think cracker's going to get it or no?

01:45:18.340 I'm going to call him.

01:45:19.600 I don't trust him.

01:45:20.400 And if they don't have cash up, I can do crypto or something.

01:45:25.900 Yo.

01:45:26.480 Yeah.

01:45:27.520 Did you get those six guys?

01:45:29.800 Yeah.

01:45:30.140 I'm going to DM them.

01:45:31.180 Or I'm going to tweet at them.

01:45:32.320 All right.

01:45:32.620 W Bronson.

01:45:33.060 Thanks, man.

01:45:34.360 Bye.

01:45:34.700 Bye.

01:45:36.240 Okay.

01:45:39.520 All right.

01:45:40.220 Discord time.

01:45:40.920 It's been a minute.

01:45:41.400 What did I miss out on chat?

01:45:45.460 What did I miss out on?

01:45:46.780 See it and see the update.

01:45:47.880 You can if you want.

01:45:48.720 Take a progress photo.

01:45:50.020 And I want to see updates from now into the end of the year.

01:45:52.460 It's February 6th.

01:45:53.460 Let's look back at this at December 6th.

01:45:55.480 Remind me.

01:45:56.160 On December 6th.

01:45:57.480 You guys forgot.

01:45:58.480 It's December 29th.

01:46:00.300 Let's look at this and see the update.

01:46:02.600 Because I kind of look exactly the same.

01:46:05.460 Well, I look good then.

01:46:09.840 I look good now.

01:46:11.080 This picture was, I did not even realize.

01:46:13.600 Like back then in London last summer, I didn't even realize how skinny I was. 0.99

01:46:17.880 But seeing this is like, damn. 1.00

01:46:21.020 Damn. 1.00

01:46:22.960 Damn. 1.00

01:46:24.880 Did I fall off? 0.99

01:46:25.640 I'll see you guys tomorrow.

01:46:26.480 8 p.m. every single day.

01:46:28.140 Oh, man.

01:46:31.680 Which night was crazier?

01:46:32.880 Um, this was the craziest day on Twitch.

01:46:36.920 I mean, on, on.

01:46:38.300 Sneeko, stop trend. 1.00

01:46:39.440 Okay, shut up. 1.00

01:46:42.080 Whoa. 1.00

01:46:43.060 Who's that guy?

01:46:43.920 Does he look like a bill?

01:46:46.140 What's up? 1.00

01:46:47.260 You're going to act like you don't know my fucking name on Twitter. 1.00

01:46:49.720 Oh, man. 1.00

01:46:50.380 You're joking around. 1.00

01:46:57.240 After all the shit that I cut out of all of this shit, you're going to act like you don't know my name. 1.00

01:47:02.880 After all this. 1.00

01:47:07.280 Okay.

01:47:08.160 Sneeko PewDiePie made a video like you. 1.00

01:47:11.560 Motivational videos are dumb. 0.99

01:47:12.460 Should I watch it or no? 1.00

01:47:17.580 Jenny Ortega of Kick.

01:47:19.280 Did you know that?

01:47:19.880 You know the funny thing?

01:47:27.600 Everyone thinks that this is Sneeko Updates because he lied.

01:47:30.640 And he always lies for engagement. 0.98

01:47:33.020 It's funny that you fucks think that this is actually him. 0.99

01:47:35.300 This is a random dude. 0.98

01:47:36.980 This is just a random guy that I took a picture with.

01:47:39.360 And then Sneeko Updates took it and said, this is me.

01:47:42.240 Finally got to take a picture with my nigga Sneeko. 0.94

01:47:44.240 And then everybody on LoveSpeech who hates Sneeko Updates uses this to troll him.

01:47:47.660 This is not him.

01:47:50.960 Association.

01:47:57.440 Nobody can move that.

01:47:58.740 Bye.

01:48:04.640 He thinks he is Christian.

01:48:09.560 Christ, my heart is yours.

01:48:11.320 You want a true follower?

01:48:13.220 What?

01:48:15.020 Sticking out your dog.

01:48:17.340 For the Rizzler. 0.62

01:48:18.540 And baby Gronk.

01:48:19.900 Is dating Libby.

01:48:21.160 This is why I don't go on TikTok.

01:48:22.560 I don't know.

01:48:22.660 I wouldn't even judge you.

01:48:24.340 Do you guys still go on TikTok?

01:48:25.500 Yes or no?

01:48:25.900 I wouldn't even judge you.

01:48:27.040 Actually, for the month.

01:48:29.000 Stop edging in my class.

01:48:31.580 We're not doing it.

01:48:32.660 I know it.

01:48:33.300 I wouldn't even judge you.

01:48:37.880 I wouldn't even judge you.

01:48:39.320 Actually, for the month.

01:48:41.260 Stop edging in my class.

01:48:42.700 Wait.

01:48:43.040 You guys.

01:48:43.340 Yes or no?

01:48:43.760 You guys go on TikTok?

01:48:45.980 I don't.

01:48:46.600 I never.

01:48:47.280 You've never had that app?

01:48:49.040 I think out of like most streamers I have.

01:48:50.720 Probably have.

01:48:51.480 Most of my people don't really go on there like that.

01:48:53.960 Okay.

01:48:54.240 This is not real.

01:48:55.920 And then only.

01:48:57.520 Neon.

01:48:58.120 Now y'all see this man right here? 0.99

01:49:00.480 This is the prime definition of a loser. 0.93

01:49:03.300 Now if y'all don't know who Neon is, this guy faked his death not once, but twice. 0.97

01:49:10.320 Okay.

01:49:10.700 Everybody fakes their...

01:49:12.420 Not everybody.

01:49:13.460 No.

01:49:13.900 Not everybody does that.

01:49:15.080 And failed.

01:49:16.040 He faked his death twice for views and subscribers, but it didn't work.

01:49:20.380 Now this man was destined to become famous.

01:49:23.480 By any means.

01:49:24.700 It didn't matter what he did.

01:49:26.520 It didn't matter who was around him.

01:49:28.680 If he faked his death twice for views,

01:49:30.620 he's going to eventually get what he's been striving for.

01:49:34.480 You got to get to it.

01:49:35.380 You got to respect the hustle, man.

01:49:37.580 Now Neon has been getting pushed.

01:49:39.700 I don't know if you've viewed by it.

01:49:40.840 I don't know what you doing. 0.97

01:49:42.100 But it ain't no way in hell this loser right here is getting all this attention. 0.99

01:49:46.160 But just being a loser. 0.97

01:49:47.360 Now we must leave Neon in 2023. 0.93

01:49:51.720 We po- 1.00

01:49:51.980 What the fuck? 0.99

01:49:54.620 Those that had left him in 2019. 1.00

01:49:56.980 But we must leave him in 2023.

01:50:00.420 Nothing about this man is masculine. 1.00

01:50:03.140 He's a bitch. 1.00

01:50:04.440 Now, I want y'all to know. 1.00

01:50:06.500 Neon, if he ever, ever, ever, and I'm telling y'all, mark my words.

01:50:11.040 If he ever, ever, ever fall off, he will fake his death again. 1.00

01:50:15.580 No bullshit. 1.00

01:50:16.300 Shit, we got to leave this man in 2023. 1.00

01:50:23.800 So Illuminati is one of my favorite creators of all time, bro. 1.00

01:50:26.600 And seeing him talk about my man like that is fucking crazy.

01:50:37.380 We need to guide the youth in the right direction, okay? 0.98

01:50:40.860 We need to make sure that people have the right, you know?

01:50:45.580 Stop saying fact chat.

01:50:47.820 We're all growing and learning.

01:50:49.460 It's better to be alone than be with wrong one.

01:50:53.280 It's better to be alone than to endure a love you don't deserve. 0.67

01:50:56.500 What is it with black dudes setting up a tripod to do mundane tasks like go to fast food? 1.00

01:51:02.460 It's better to be alone. 0.78

01:51:03.760 I had this car too.

01:51:04.640 It's very fun.

01:51:05.300 Like, there's too many cuts.

01:51:07.800 Alone than be.

01:51:08.500 He set up the tripod twice and barely even, like, if you're going to move the tripod, put it across the parking lot or like in a different angle for continuity.

01:51:17.280 Why would you cut from this angle to the same angle but a little bit closer?

01:51:24.460 This isn't a zoom.

01:51:25.860 He picked it up and moved it two feet forward.

01:51:29.940 Show a reverse.

01:51:31.620 Than be with wrong one. 0.54

01:51:33.920 It's better to be alone than to endure a love you don't deserve.

01:51:39.580 Let them go.

01:51:40.940 Let them make their mistakes.

01:51:42.780 Let them take you for granted.

01:51:44.860 Sooner or later, they will realize.

01:51:46.360 You know, and I, everyone's kind of clowning on these videos and I want to be like, well, what about girls who do get readies with me?

01:51:52.900 At least they give information.

01:51:55.100 These dudes are wearing a purse and sunglasses to sit alone at McDonald's at night.

01:52:01.260 Why?

01:52:03.080 Eyes what they lost.

01:52:04.580 People never change until it's too late.

01:52:07.500 That's why regrets are never at the beach.

01:52:08.940 His hands were covered in sauce and he still got up and picked that tripod up and put it here.

01:52:15.660 If you're going to do this video, put it in a better restaurant.

01:52:18.520 It's too late.

01:52:19.580 That's why regrets are never at the beginning.

01:52:22.080 Regret are always found at that end.

01:52:24.580 Respect yourself enough by walking away from anything.

01:52:27.320 The money's speaking for itself.

01:52:33.680 I call it fortune tell. 1.00

01:52:35.400 Fire top from a bitch that work at corporate sales. 1.00

01:52:38.300 Chinchilla, you shot. 1.00

01:52:39.300 We'll be skiing out of course.

01:52:40.580 Is this the video before he went?

01:52:43.560 Breaking news.

01:52:44.460 They try to kill him, but the boy.

01:52:45.860 Is he at McDonald's again? 0.54

01:52:47.820 Go somewhere else.

01:52:48.940 Chat, he went.

01:52:53.100 Okay.

01:52:53.740 He was sitting alone.

01:52:54.860 For himself, I call it fortune tell.

01:52:56.480 Took a shower.

01:52:58.940 Filmed it to go to the, to go to the, to go to a, to go to a drive-thru.

01:53:05.100 But the boy prevails. 1.00

01:53:08.360 I leave for tour and my niggas fucking go to jail. 1.00

01:53:11.620 Preaching to the dogs by wanting more for themselves. 1.00

01:53:14.520 Who showers to go to a drive-thru?

01:53:16.960 It's weighing heavy on my moral scale.

01:53:19.040 Knowing they gonna sell another citizen.

01:53:21.180 Should I do one too?

01:53:22.100 Her name is toxic. 1.00

01:53:43.600 Like, it's good that you're, he says I'm at peace, even though she wants to come over. 1.00

01:53:48.680 If the bitch is toxic, block her. 1.00

01:53:50.620 Delete her number. 1.00

01:53:53.660 Imagine having a bitch in your life that is fucking shit up. 1.00

01:53:57.960 And you're aware of it. 1.00

01:54:00.140 And instead of cutting it off, you just, you rename her as, like, don't call.

01:54:04.920 As block.

01:54:06.700 Toxic.

01:54:07.540 Shouldn't be in your phone.

01:54:20.620 Like, why did, I went to film school, so maybe I'm like a nerd about this.

01:54:32.420 Why these angles?

01:54:34.120 Why would you cut?

01:54:37.700 It's only, like, a 12 degree difference.

01:54:42.960 Also, you're sitting on the different side of the couch here.

01:54:45.100 My bad for, like, for showing this back and forth.

01:54:47.160 Now he's just twerking in the lens.

01:54:48.680 But he's sitting on a different part of the couch here.

01:54:50.880 This is the annoying part.

01:54:52.360 Simple continuity.

01:54:53.200 And if you're going to cut there, it should be, you have to follow the 180 degree rule.

01:55:00.160 You're not, you're not showing anything new by cutting here.

01:55:04.160 Why are you wearing a hat alone in your house?

01:55:16.200 Do you do this?

01:55:17.560 There's so many people in here that just, that just sitting with hats all the time.

01:55:21.640 Are you wearing a backwards snapback in a blanket at home alone? 0.96

01:55:31.820 W Autistic Black Guy. 1.00

01:55:33.140 Stop hating. 0.95

01:55:33.600 It's been a good year. 1.00

01:55:53.540 Fuck you. 1.00

01:55:55.040 Fuck you. 1.00

01:55:55.660 Fuck you. 1.00

01:55:57.120 Fuck you. 1.00

01:55:57.480 Fuck you. 1.00

01:55:58.220 Fuck you. 1.00

01:55:58.540 Fuck you. 1.00

01:55:59.420 Fuck you. 1.00

01:56:00.080 Fuck you. 1.00

01:56:00.660 Fuck you. 1.00

01:56:02.020 Fuck you. 1.00

01:56:06.980 Fuck you. 1.00

01:56:16.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:56:17.300 Fuck you. 1.00

01:56:18.720 Fuck you. 1.00

01:56:19.540 Fuck you. 1.00

01:56:20.360 Fuck you. 1.00

01:56:22.360 Fuck you. 1.00

01:56:23.000 This is a kind of hard way. 1.00

01:56:50.840 It was cringe at first, but do you remember that phase of streaming where I was getting

01:57:11.840 a hit piece every single day?

01:57:18.840 Do an intro chat?

01:57:25.840 Look at all the bots in the audience.

01:57:33.840 Do you have to say no, not to do a show?

01:57:54.840 No.

01:58:01.840 Exactly what happened to Fousey is happening to Neon right now.

01:58:05.840 And I tried.

01:58:06.840 I honestly tried. 1.00

01:58:07.840 Alright bro, comparing me to a fucking lunatic is insane bro. 0.99

01:58:09.840 It's not that bad bro. 0.99

01:58:10.840 I know I'm like a little crazy, but I'm not that crazy.

01:58:12.840 People are getting mad at me.

01:58:13.840 You need to save Neon.

01:58:14.840 I think you're not my son.

01:58:16.840 I like the kid.

01:58:17.840 I consider him a friend.

01:58:18.840 What do you want me to do?

01:58:19.840 Drag him to the airport and say go see your mom?

01:58:22.840 Do you want me to handcuff him and put him on a plane?

01:58:24.840 Say get out of demonic LA and these satanic cloud chasing parties and talk to your mom?

01:58:28.840 What do you want me to do?

01:58:29.840 Put him in a straitjacket?

01:58:30.840 I told him everything that he needs to do.

01:58:32.840 I'm not responsible for him.

01:58:33.840 I can only tell them so much. 0.99

01:58:35.840 I got my own shit going on man. 1.00

01:58:36.840 Shut up you fake Muslim. 1.00

01:58:38.840 Wait. 1.00

01:58:39.840 Well, there you go.

01:58:41.840 There you go.

01:58:42.840 I remember when we were talking about taking the gambling deal and you said I wouldn't

01:58:47.840 take the gambling deal.

01:58:48.840 Now look at you.

01:58:49.840 Now look at you.

01:58:51.840 And I promoted active income and you're like, oh hell no.

01:58:55.840 Bro, you promote gambling to your audience.

01:58:58.840 You gave up.

01:58:59.840 Like the last thing, the last little thing that you had left, you decided to switch up

01:59:04.840 on that.

01:59:05.840 So you're going to call me a fake Muslim, but I mean, look what you're promoting, man.

01:59:10.840 And hope you can do better in 2024.

01:59:15.840 Hope you can do better.

01:59:16.840 I don't want to talk about that too much. 0.97

01:59:18.840 Oh, you're fake. 0.99

01:59:19.840 You're fake. 1.00

01:59:20.840 You're fake, bro. 1.00

01:59:21.840 That was like the one thing. 0.98

01:59:28.840 Find yourself a woman that is smart like a Tesla, beautiful like a BMW, reliable like 0.75

01:59:33.840 a Toyota, and hard to get like a Tesla.

01:59:39.840 Let's also leave these edits in 2023.

01:59:41.840 Okay, off.

01:59:42.840 This is level one.

01:59:44.840 You see that?

01:59:45.840 It's got to switch.

01:59:46.840 Level one.

01:59:47.840 You start off.

01:59:48.840 She's going to gasp.

01:59:49.840 She's going to go.

01:59:50.840 But you got to go slow.

01:59:51.840 She's got to be a little warmed up or else it's going to feel like you're being tickled 0.99

01:59:53.840 too much.

01:59:54.840 You got to be warmed up already a little wet setting one.

01:59:57.840 And you keep going.

01:59:58.840 You're hitting her right. 1.00

01:59:59.840 And then she's going to be in heaven mode because nobody brings this shit out. 1.00

02:00:02.840 This is one of the, this is the big bore. 0.99

02:00:03.840 Are you kidding me?

02:00:04.840 You got to plug this one in.

02:00:05.840 And then once it's really going out of the blue, when she's like, and she stops controlling,

02:00:11.840 pin her down, hold her leg. 0.99

02:00:13.840 Level two.

02:00:14.840 You hear that?

02:00:15.840 You hear level two?

02:00:17.840 It's game over.

02:00:19.840 Pee.

02:00:20.840 Like, yeah, there'll be pee on your bed.

02:00:21.840 She'll be squirting. 1.00

02:00:23.840 It is what it is.

02:00:24.840 It's still, it's good.

02:00:25.840 And she'll never forget you.

02:00:29.840 I mean, I'm right.

02:00:30.840 But also you should be able to do it without using an electronic machine.

02:00:34.840 Cause then she's, the whole thing is stimulated weird.

02:00:37.840 It's like, it's, it's kind of transgender to use this thing, you know, just go the natural 0.99

02:00:41.840 way.

02:00:42.840 The way God created us.

02:00:43.840 God did not intend for you to use the porn star.

02:00:45.840 One thousand or one.

02:00:54.840 What are your goals for 2024 chat?

02:00:59.840 I would say gym again, consistency in the gym, becoming a better Muslim every single

02:01:07.840 day.

02:01:08.840 And growing my businesses, maybe getting, I want to get at least, I said four or five at

02:01:16.840 first.

02:01:17.840 Two more properties in 2024.

02:01:19.840 When I buy two more properties, um, the whole law way with no ursery involved more money to

02:01:28.840 not watch you. 0.99

02:01:29.840 What the fuck? 1.00

02:01:30.840 Imagine being so basic. 0.99

02:01:31.840 Um, I mean, yeah, your goal goals are simple by property and workout gym.

02:01:39.840 God money.

02:01:40.840 That's a great list.

02:01:41.840 That's a great list.

02:02:06.840 It was a great year.

02:02:07.840 I think it was even better year than 2022.

02:02:09.840 The, the blow up year.

02:02:10.840 I think 2023 was a year I met a lot more goals.

02:02:13.840 I think I solidified myself post cancellation.

02:02:16.840 I think a lot of people thought I was going to fall off.

02:02:18.840 Remember I was in limbo mode when I first came over to rumble after being banned on bot

02:02:22.840 tube.

02:02:23.840 I was like, is this guy going to fall off?

02:02:24.840 What's going to happen?

02:02:25.840 And I think I was able to withstand that, which hadn't really been proven before.

02:02:28.840 And kind of like, you know, established myself.

02:02:33.840 I'm happy.

02:02:34.840 I think it was a great year.

02:02:35.840 I think it was a great year. 1.00

02:02:37.840 2023 fucking suck. 1.00

02:02:38.840 Chat. 1.00

02:02:39.840 Was it good?

02:02:40.840 A good year for you?

02:02:41.840 Yes or no?

02:02:42.840 Yes or no.

02:02:43.840 Hey, did you see even Javante Davis became Muslim? 0.97

02:02:46.840 All the best fighters become Muslim because the discipline is just, it's unbeaten compared 1.00

02:02:49.840 to most people, right?

02:02:50.840 Cooper getting married.

02:02:51.840 Yeah, I know.

02:02:52.840 I know, bro.

02:02:53.840 I know.

02:02:54.840 I know.

02:02:55.840 I know. 1.00

02:02:56.840 Fuck 2023. 0.99

02:02:58.840 Hi, what's your name? 0.99

02:03:04.840 Melina.

02:03:05.840 Can you get me late?

02:03:06.840 Yeah.

02:03:07.840 When?

02:03:08.840 Today.

02:03:09.840 With?

02:03:10.840 Your mom.

02:03:11.840 I don't want that.

02:03:12.840 Wait, who's, ooh, who's my mom?

02:03:13.840 Me.

02:03:14.840 Yeah.

02:03:15.840 Cringe.

02:03:16.840 That's Destiny's wife. 0.99

02:03:17.840 And the man she left him for.

02:03:19.840 That's unfortunate.

02:03:20.840 Somebody said, is that Destiny's wife?

02:03:21.840 Somebody else said this aged wonderfully.

02:03:23.840 A lot of things about that relationship aged wonderfully.

02:03:26.840 It's almost as if the entire internet was predicting this was happening and warning him

02:03:30.840 not to do this.

02:03:31.840 It all happened.

02:03:33.840 Well, hey, bro.

02:03:34.840 You didn't want to listen, Destiny.

02:03:37.840 You didn't want to listen.

02:03:38.840 You also, did you hear that his wife is asking him for a hundred K?

02:03:42.840 You remember he didn't have a prenup?

02:03:44.840 It is what it is, bro.

02:03:45.840 I don't know why you would get married to a girl who's trying to use you for a green car 1.00

02:03:48.840 without a prenup, but you did it.

02:03:49.840 And now you're going to face the consequences for it.

02:03:52.840 You insulted the prophet.

02:03:53.840 You insulted Islam. 1.00

02:03:54.840 This ends up happening to be deserved.

02:03:57.840 It is what it is, bro.

02:03:58.840 It is what it is.

02:03:59.840 I hope he doesn't get burned, but you didn't get a prenup.

02:04:01.840 Hey, excuse me, man.

02:04:02.840 You mind if I show you something real quick?

02:04:04.840 Huh?

02:04:05.840 Yeah.

02:04:06.840 Something I've been working on.

02:04:07.840 Yeah, no worries.

02:04:08.840 You think I'm pretty without any makeup on.

02:04:16.840 You think I'm funny.

02:04:18.840 I say the punchline wrong.

02:04:20.840 I know you get me.

02:04:22.840 So I let my walls come down, down.

02:04:28.840 Let's go.

02:04:29.840 Can this end?

02:04:30.840 All the way tonight.

02:04:33.840 No regrets.

02:04:34.840 Just love.

02:04:35.840 We can dance.

02:04:37.840 Okay.

02:04:38.840 I can't.

02:04:39.840 I can't watch this anymore.

02:04:40.840 Nature dreams.

02:04:41.840 That's cool.

02:04:42.840 Well, I want to show you this video real quick before I go back to the clips.

02:04:47.840 2023 was also the first year of my life that I spent in Florida.

02:04:51.840 Like the first full year.

02:04:52.840 I spent the entire year in Miami.

02:04:54.840 Besides of all the traveling I did.

02:04:55.840 That is so much traveling.

02:04:56.840 Another goal for 2020-24 is to keep traveling in more places.

02:04:59.840 That's what I think made this year so great and helped me stay focused in a way, even though it's kind of a distraction.

02:05:08.840 I would give advice.

02:05:09.840 If you're depressed, I'm going to say this in the most simple terms.

02:05:11.840 If you're depressed, I recommend distracting yourself so much that you don't have time to think about your depression.

02:05:17.840 Sometimes I think I am depressed, but I'm so busy and I'm always traveling.

02:05:20.840 I'm always on the move that I don't really have time to think about the mental problems that some people would diagnose me with this year.

02:05:26.840 Like I wouldn't say I really have any of those moments at all.

02:05:29.840 So I want to continue traveling a lot in 2024 to more and more places.

02:05:34.840 I want to see Qatar.

02:05:35.840 I want to see Kuwait.

02:05:36.840 I want to go back to Thailand for like a couple of weeks, but I miss New York City.

02:05:43.840 I really do miss New York City.

02:05:46.840 You finished 2023.

02:05:47.840 Congrats, bro, on active income.

02:05:48.840 I'm 2024.

02:05:49.840 Let's get it.

02:05:50.840 Yeah.

02:05:51.840 Thanks, bro.

02:05:52.840 I miss New York.

02:05:53.840 I sometimes think about going back.

02:05:54.840 What do you guys think?

02:05:55.840 What do you guys think?

02:05:56.840 The hustle and bustle.

02:05:57.840 I saw this video on Twitter from this guy who talks about obsession.

02:06:00.840 I want to play it.

02:06:01.840 I want to see what you guys think about that.

02:06:02.840 Cause it really made me, um, made me reminisce a little bit.

02:06:05.840 Reminisce here.

02:06:07.840 I'll show you right here.

02:06:09.840 It also, I'd recommend if you're, if you don't know what your goals are.

02:06:14.840 And if you want to become ambitious, if you live in like the East coast, if you have a

02:06:19.840 good amount of money and you want to reset and you haven't lived in New York City, I do

02:06:22.840 recommend trying it out because there's a certain energy there.

02:06:26.840 When you talk about the entrepreneur mindset, it's a sort of hustle.

02:06:30.840 It is the place where you dream bigger because being rich in New York is a different kind of rich from other cities.

02:06:37.840 Cause if you're rich in Florida, you drive a supercar, you go to the thing, you get a yacht.

02:06:41.840 If you're rich in Manhattan, you're in different, you're like in secret clubs.

02:06:45.840 You go to different events.

02:06:47.840 You're around your apartment.

02:06:48.840 You have a different view.

02:06:50.840 It's a different type of wealth.

02:06:52.840 And it's, it's more visual though with a wealth gap in New York city is very apparent, right?

02:06:58.840 You live in the Bronx.

02:06:59.840 We live in the outer boroughs, Bronx, Queens, Brooklyn, low houses, NYCHA all around New York

02:07:04.840 city housing authority.

02:07:05.840 You're in the outskirts.

02:07:06.840 The real money is in Tribeca is in the dense area.

02:07:10.840 The taller the buildings, the richer you are.

02:07:12.840 So there's like a literal, it's like a graph.

02:07:15.840 I want to watch this real quick.

02:07:16.840 Go back.

02:07:17.840 It's a great place to get inspired.

02:07:19.840 New York is a very inspiring place.

02:07:21.840 And I would say for artists, there might not be that many of those.

02:07:23.840 I know there's a lot of entrepreneurs in here, but if you're an artist and you're feeling stuck, being in New York is just an automatic hack.

02:07:29.840 It's a cheat code to get inspired because when you walk outside, it's literally a movie.

02:07:33.840 You're in a movie scene at all times.

02:07:35.840 When you walk around, you're always, you can't be bored walking around Manhattan.

02:07:38.840 It's impossible.

02:07:39.840 There's, there's so much stimulation.

02:07:41.840 There's so much to draw inspiration from.

02:07:43.840 I want to show you this video.

02:07:44.840 He did a good job.

02:07:46.840 You almost definitely should.

02:07:47.840 And it's not just because of the energy and excitement here.

02:07:51.840 It's actually because of the insane contrast that no one really talks about.

02:07:56.840 And you can't really understand until you actually move here and you move here.

02:08:02.840 Yeah, there's millions of people, but you will never feel more alone.

02:08:07.840 And you don't know anybody.

02:08:08.840 And you'll sit in your tiny apartment and wonder what you did.

02:08:11.840 You know, why you, why you moved if you've been to a state.

02:08:14.840 You know, there'll be days where you're in times, you know, you're uptown, you're in Times Square, surrounded by thousands of people.

02:08:20.840 And there'll be days where you're downtown on a rainy day like this.

02:08:23.840 And there's like nobody out.

02:08:25.840 I mean, there's some people out now.

02:08:26.840 It's like 9am.

02:08:27.840 And, you know, I talk a lot about the artist, athlete, entrepreneur, but that's the model for obsession.

02:08:35.840 And you get the peak of those things in New York.

02:08:39.840 If you're an artist, you, you know, that's kind of obvious.

02:08:42.840 You come here to live inside a movie.

02:08:44.840 I think the reason artists love New York is because you just see all these things that most people, most people miss.

02:08:50.840 Why do you think all the best directors, the best actors, the best painters, artists, like, why do you think that they all have either born in New York City or they live in New York City?

02:08:58.840 Because you get to see real human nature, the griminess, the grittiness.

02:09:03.840 People go to New York to become somebody.

02:09:08.840 People go to L.A. to become famous.

02:09:10.840 People go to New York because they want to create.

02:09:12.840 That's why I'm taking pictures all day.

02:09:14.840 Like, I can't stop but just see things that are just insane.

02:09:17.840 It's like, how am I here?

02:09:18.840 How am I here? How am I just running for this?

02:09:20.840 If you're an athlete, especially a runner, there's no better place than New York.

02:09:25.840 Someone said Bosco was homeless in New York City and he was, he's one of the best street artists.

02:09:28.840 I would argue he is the best street artist of all time.

02:09:30.840 ...a playground.

02:09:31.840 He just ripped through streets.

02:09:33.840 Like I said, if you're out before 8 a.m., it's all yours.

02:09:37.840 If you're an entrepreneur, I mean, that one's also obvious.

02:09:40.840 You know, every city, Paul Graham says, every city whispers something to you.

02:09:44.840 You know, L.A. tells you to be famous.

02:09:46.840 And New York, you know, tells you to take over the world.

02:09:49.840 You look at these skyscrapers and it's impossible.

02:09:52.840 There is like an unstoppable energy that just takes over you.

02:09:55.840 When you see that every single day.

02:09:57.840 There is literally a version of you that can't exist if you don't live in a city like New York.

02:10:03.840 Those edges that really make you stand out and do the work you're meant to do.

02:10:09.840 And I don't know.

02:10:10.840 I really found myself here.

02:10:12.840 I've only been here like two and a half years.

02:10:14.840 So, I don't know.

02:10:16.840 If you think you want to move to New York, you absolutely should.

02:10:19.840 I think you'll regret it the rest of your life if you don't.

02:10:22.840 So, if you've been on the fence, take this as a sign.

02:10:25.840 The chaos and the calmness here will bring out a new version of you.

02:10:29.840 Bring out both sides to the extreme.

02:10:32.840 Which I think is really important.

02:10:34.840 So, yeah.

02:10:35.840 Get after it.

02:10:37.840 One of the things that I'm seeing in the chat is people saying,

02:10:39.840 Oh, what about the crackheads?

02:10:40.840 What if you get stabbed? 0.95

02:10:41.840 What about this?

02:10:42.840 What about that?

02:10:43.840 That's part of what makes it inspiring.

02:10:46.840 Is the fact that you're around so much grittiness at all times.

02:10:49.840 That you kind of have to be stimulated and you're put into an uncomfortable environment.

02:10:53.840 That's how you make.

02:10:54.840 Pressure makes diamonds.

02:10:55.840 Being in this place, even though it's imperfect and there's a lot of flaws.

02:11:00.840 And you're going to be uncomfortable in a lot of situations.

02:11:03.840 Makes it more interesting.

02:11:04.840 And that is the appeal.

02:11:06.840 Is that it's imperfect. 0.99

02:11:07.840 And a lot of it sucks. 0.98

02:11:09.840 And it's unpredictable. 0.99

02:11:10.840 When you're in a predictable environment, you get comfortable.

02:11:13.840 If everything is just yard and smooth cut grass.

02:11:16.840 And it's even keeled.

02:11:18.840 And it's just cucumbers on your eyes.

02:11:21.840 Are you really going to think outside of the box?

02:11:23.840 And what I realized this year is that in order to sustain your business, you have to innovate.

02:11:29.840 Once you get a good idea and once you start generating revenue, what makes people fall behind from their competition is not innovating.

02:11:38.840 Is getting complacent and thinking like, okay, I found this and I'm just going to keep on churning this ad revenue as much as possible.

02:11:44.840 I'm going to keep churning out this cash flow as much as I can.

02:11:47.840 But if you don't innovate and adapt, somebody else is going to.

02:11:52.840 So once you get that first million, you can't think, okay, this is going to work forever because it's not going to.

02:11:58.840 Someone's going to steal the idea.

02:11:59.840 Business nowadays is all about finding a good idea and then doing it better and faster than other people.

02:12:04.840 But people can steal the ideas quicker than ever before because of the internet.

02:12:07.840 People will see your model.

02:12:08.840 People will see the way you're running your business and then just recreate it.

02:12:11.840 It's not that hard to recreate.

02:12:13.840 If you're not innovating, somebody else is going to do it better.

02:12:16.840 So if you constantly stay at tip top shape, that's how you really win.

02:12:20.840 And New York is the way to refine that.

02:12:23.840 New York is the way to get those ideas is to keep your mind sharpened is to avoid complacency.

02:12:30.840 I recommend, I recommend you do it. 0.93

02:12:32.840 The taxes suck. 1.00

02:12:33.840 The liberals suck. 1.00

02:12:34.840 There's a lot of gay people and there's a lot of Zionism control. 1.00

02:12:38.840 There's a lot of Zionist control in New York City. 0.97

02:12:40.840 Let's be honest.

02:12:41.840 If you're able to stay away from that, if you're able to, I, there's so many benefits to it.

02:12:46.840 And I'm more and more, I'm thinking about, I'm thinking about going back.

02:12:50.840 I don't know.

02:12:51.840 Maybe I'm just reminiscent of it, but that's where I'll say now, maybe I don't need to be there right now in my life.

02:12:56.840 Because, but when I, when I really developed a hunger, when I really decided that I needed, when I was living in Harlem, I lived in Harlem on 141st street, 141st, 141st and Lexington or something, or in seventh.

02:13:11.840 I was in the slums, but I lived, I lived in NYCHA.

02:13:13.840 Like that was my first real apartment outside of my apartment in Long Island.

02:13:17.840 After I dropped out of college, I moved to the hood.

02:13:18.840 I was like in the middle of the project and I was living there.

02:13:20.840 And I walked, I got a bacon, egg and cheese for breakfast.

02:13:23.840 Stuff a lot.

02:13:24.840 Um, took the train every single day.

02:13:26.840 You know, it was walking around like a normal person, like in like literally like poverty.

02:13:30.840 And I was never more hungry.

02:13:32.840 I never had more of a drive.

02:13:34.840 That's when I came up with the idea for the one minute podcast.

02:13:36.840 That's where I developed all my ambition.

02:13:38.840 Then I moved to Brooklyn and then things started to develop even more.

02:13:42.840 That's where I really became hungry.

02:13:44.840 And I came up with the most amount of ideas because you're kind of forced to.

02:13:47.840 When you're a rat trapped in a barrel, that's when you need to become creative to figure out how to make it out.

02:13:51.840 And once you're outside of the barrel, you kind of, you kind of chill.

02:13:55.840 And you kind of chill.

02:13:56.840 I can get a massage now.

02:13:57.840 You know, I chill in the sauna, nice weather, and there's less pressure.

02:14:03.840 So I see myself returning.

02:14:05.840 Maybe not now, maybe not in a year, maybe not in two years.

02:14:07.840 But I see myself returning to New York City.

02:14:10.840 Because Mark Twain said it.

02:14:12.840 A man that can make it in New York City can make it anywhere.

02:14:18.840 Is that Mark Twain?

02:14:19.840 What was the quote?

02:14:20.840 No, that's like Frank Sinatra. 1.00

02:14:21.840 Fuck, what was the quote? 1.00

02:14:22.840 Mark Twain, NYC quote. 1.00

02:14:28.840 Yeah, here it is.

02:14:29.840 Make your mark in New York and you are a made man.

02:14:32.840 Yeah.

02:14:33.840 Make your mark in New York and you are a made man.

02:14:34.840 And I agree.

02:14:35.840 And I agree.

02:14:36.840 You develop the skills.

02:14:37.840 You develop a certain grit that helps you navigate in any place.

02:14:47.840 And that's what's going to be, if you analyze like where I'm at right now, that's where 2024 is going to be extremely important for me to have to innovate.

02:14:54.840 I've been reflecting on that on the week break I took.

02:14:57.840 You know, I still read love speech.

02:14:59.840 I still like pay attention to what community is saying.

02:15:01.840 And people say that I'm getting lazy.

02:15:03.840 And it's because, you know, I'm on Rumble again.

02:15:05.840 I'm confirming.

02:15:06.840 And so I don't need to try that hard.

02:15:08.840 You know, I could just, I could phone it in, but in order to, to not only sustain, but because if you just sustain, you're falling behind.

02:15:18.840 If you're not growing, you're getting older without growing and which just means you're dying slowly.

02:15:25.840 You have to constantly improve just in order to keep up with everybody else because the world's going to keep on going. 0.85

02:15:29.840 Nigga, horses don't stop. 1.00

02:15:32.840 They keep going.

02:15:33.840 You can lose your life, but they're going to keep going.

02:15:36.840 Life is going to keep going.

02:15:37.840 And the only way to stay on top of it is to constantly grow, adapt, innovate.

02:15:40.840 So 2024 is an important year for me.

02:15:43.840 Now that I've solidified myself past the cancellation, I defeated getting banned.

02:15:50.840 I had a mom come up to the airport today because her son took a picture with me.

02:15:54.840 She said, are you a YouTuber? 1.00

02:15:55.840 I said, no, bitch. 1.00

02:15:56.840 I'm not a YouTuber. 0.99

02:15:57.840 I was banned.

02:15:58.840 And I'm still here.

02:16:00.840 Your son's still asking for a selfie. 0.99

02:16:02.840 I ain't no fucking YouTuber. 1.00

02:16:04.840 Stop calling me a YouTuber. 1.00

02:16:06.840 I beat it.

02:16:07.840 But now that I beat it, how do I go even further?

02:16:10.840 I can't just coast off the fact that I'm not just a YouTuber.

02:16:15.840 How do I become even better?

02:16:18.840 Time to innovate.

02:16:21.840 And no, I did not say that.

02:16:23.840 I just said, oh no, you know, I'm not a YouTuber.

02:16:25.840 I used to.

02:16:26.840 I said, I used to be.

02:16:28.840 I said, I used to be.

02:16:29.840 She said, oh, I'm old.

02:16:30.840 I don't know how it works.

02:16:32.840 Remove that plaque.

02:16:33.840 That means, you know, not a bad idea.

02:16:35.840 Hey, baby.

02:16:36.840 How you doing?

02:16:37.840 What you doing, bro?

02:16:38.840 What's up?

02:16:39.840 What's up?

02:16:40.840 You good?

02:16:41.840 You good?

02:16:42.840 You good?

02:16:43.840 What's up?

02:16:44.840 What I'm doing?

02:16:45.840 It's a video.

02:16:46.840 You tripping.

02:16:47.840 You tripping.

02:16:48.840 It's a video.

02:16:49.840 It's a video.

02:16:50.840 It's a video.

02:16:51.840 It's a video.

02:16:52.840 I was harassing.

02:16:53.840 I was just harassing your girl on camera. 1.00

02:16:55.840 You tripping.

02:16:56.840 It's a video.

02:16:57.840 It's a video.

02:16:58.840 You tripping.

02:16:59.840 You tripping.

02:17:00.840 It's a video.

02:17:01.840 It's a video.

02:17:02.840 It's a video.

02:17:03.840 I was harassing.

02:17:04.840 I was just harassing your girl on camera. 1.00

02:17:05.840 We're recording the video, bro.

02:17:06.840 You don't give up no video, bro.

02:17:07.840 I'm glad my girl.

02:17:08.840 You tripping.

02:17:09.840 You tripping.

02:17:10.840 You tripping.

02:17:11.840 It's a video.

02:17:12.840 Mohammed said, I'm currently making 30k a month. 0.72

02:17:13.840 I'm having the exact same thought.

02:17:14.840 Where would you recommend I move?

02:17:15.840 I recommend you move to, um, I don't know.

02:17:18.840 I don't know where you're, I don't know what country you're in.

02:17:20.840 I think Miami is the best place to be right now.

02:17:22.840 If you want to, if you want to build wealth,

02:17:25.840 I'll focus on building wealth, wealth and strength.

02:17:27.840 2024.

02:17:28.840 I'm also going to be working on my fighting more.

02:17:31.840 I want to do a fight camp fitness, but it's too bad.

02:17:35.840 Cause I can, I, you know, I do consider myself an artist,

02:17:37.840 but I'm going to return to that.

02:17:38.840 Not 2024.

02:17:39.840 I think like 2025, 2026.

02:17:41.840 I got to keep, I got to stay on the streamer path for at least a

02:17:44.840 year or two.

02:17:45.840 Then I can go back to what, what I really love.

02:17:50.840 YAPCO get married instead of babysitting chat.

02:17:55.840 I also thought about this too.

02:17:57.840 I was just at, um, I was just visiting my family and my,

02:18:02.840 my siblings are all coupled up.

02:18:04.840 I think my siblings are like in, are like in serious relationship.

02:18:08.840 Like my, my whole family is in serious relationship.

02:18:11.840 Like my cousins, everybody's in serious relationship.

02:18:13.840 I showed up like, like the alcoholic uncle, like Dolo, like,

02:18:16.840 Dolo, like, Oh, Hey everybody.

02:18:19.840 No, no wifey on me solo.

02:18:23.840 And I think in another scenario, my family would have been like, why,

02:18:29.840 what are you going to settle down?

02:18:31.840 When are you going to find a nice girl? 0.95

02:18:33.840 But nobody really asked me that because I'm content.

02:18:35.840 And I think it shows that like most families would, would pressure you for

02:18:40.840 showing up, like the showing up as the only single person, but I didn't really,

02:18:44.840 I didn't get those types of comments because they can see that I'm working hard.

02:18:51.840 They can see that the path that I'm on right now does not really have time for a serious,

02:18:57.840 like long-term relationship.

02:19:00.840 And I don't see myself getting in one long-term.

02:19:04.840 I did think about getting married a couple of times this year, but I think I need more time.

02:19:08.840 I want to get more properties.

02:19:09.840 I want to be able to make sure that I can have kids and then not stress.

02:19:13.840 You know, even though I'm a multimillionaire, you still want to,

02:19:15.840 I don't want to have any doubts when I raise my kids.

02:19:18.840 I don't have any doubt on my mind.

02:19:20.840 I don't want to be the type of parent to, I don't, I don't want to stress about money.

02:19:25.840 Like when I, when I was a kid, I stressed, I, I did have some stress about money.

02:19:29.840 You know, it wasn't terrible.

02:19:30.840 I didn't grow up in poverty, but I did.

02:19:32.840 I did like, Oh no, you know, I don't want to have to think about that.

02:19:35.840 Um, raising my kids.

02:19:37.840 I don't want that to have to be a concern.

02:19:41.840 So I'm going to, I'm going to, you know, I'm not, I'm not, uh, I'm, I'm not in a rush for it.

02:19:46.840 I'm not in a rush for it.

02:19:47.840 Are you cope?

02:19:48.840 It's not cope.

02:19:49.840 Like you can see my, you can see my face that it's not cope.

02:19:52.840 Chad, what do you think?

02:19:53.840 Do you think have kids young?

02:19:54.840 I do agree that you should have kids young, but I would feel more secure with everything.

02:20:00.840 If I had everything ready to go and then I turn that chapter, I do see a lot of successful

02:20:05.840 parents and like fathers, stuff like that.

02:20:07.840 And it doesn't destroy their entire life by a house.

02:20:09.840 I did buy a house this year.

02:20:10.840 Mashallah bought my first house in 2023.

02:20:13.840 That was another major success.

02:20:19.840 That was a major success today.

02:20:20.840 I don't know what this is, I'm going to watch it. 0.92

02:20:25.840 White guys are so afraid to be a racist. 0.98

02:20:27.840 I'm telling you. 1.00

02:20:28.840 You see a few black guys walking towards you in an area you don't belong in, run. 1.00

02:20:32.840 But you can't run. 1.00

02:20:33.840 See black guys coming out. 0.99

02:20:34.840 I don't want to assume that these young men are going to beat me in my face.

02:20:37.840 I don't want anybody accusing me of racism.

02:20:40.840 So they got to wait to get beat up first before they can even think about running.

02:20:44.840 My advice, run, get home.

02:20:46.840 You see the thugs across the street.

02:20:48.840 Feel guilty, but be alive.

02:20:51.840 Alive and guilty is a good thing.

02:20:54.840 Cause if I see five ball white dudes walking towards me, 0.90

02:20:57.840 I ain't going to wonder if they got cancer. 0.92

02:20:59.840 I'm going to look like skin. 0.97

02:21:00.840 Wait, chances.

02:21:01.840 It's a cope liberal talking point.

02:21:03.840 It's a cope.

02:21:04.840 I could die in a day.

02:21:05.840 You're right. 0.66

02:21:06.840 I could die.

02:21:07.840 I could die. 0.99

02:21:08.840 But say I have kids and then I die. 0.65

02:21:12.840 Then the kid grows up without a father.

02:21:13.840 I'd rather be in a scenario where I'm not really worried about that.

02:21:16.840 You know?

02:21:17.840 I don't.

02:21:18.840 I don't.

02:21:19.840 I don't.

02:21:20.840 I don't.

02:21:21.840 I don't think it's cope.

02:21:22.840 Liberal.

02:21:23.840 A liberal talking point would be saying would.

02:21:24.840 They'd say like, I don't want kids.

02:21:26.840 I want kids badly.

02:21:27.840 I'm just preparing extensively to have them.

02:21:30.840 no.

02:21:31.840 I don't know.

02:21:33.840 I don't know.

02:21:34.840 I don't know. 0.99

02:21:35.840 Fuckin' hell. 1.00

02:21:43.320 What is this? 1.00

02:21:59.640 I don't know.

02:22:00.300 I don't know what I'm lookin' at.

02:22:02.880 Oh, Bruce!

02:22:04.400 Oh, Jeffrey!

02:22:05.840 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

02:22:11.780 Yes, sir.

02:22:13.300 Yo, I knew Kool-Aid guy was a good guy when I saw him.

02:22:21.920 Let's see about this.

02:22:24.180 Whoa! 0.71

02:22:31.220 Why would you post a screenshot in here?

02:22:32.760 This is a totally normal way to look when you're working out.

02:22:35.200 Why would an ex-president and his wife produce something like this as if they know something

02:22:41.800 is happening, right?

02:22:42.540 It's basically a film about a cyber attack by hackers on America.

02:22:45.740 This movie, besides having the cultist stuff, they had, the son was...

02:22:49.000 Is this guy Italian or Jewish?

02:22:50.320 ...wearing an Obey shirt.

02:22:51.380 The daughter had a NASA shirt. 0.97

02:22:52.780 In the title, you can see that there's a B-A-A-L in it. 0.62

02:22:55.920 This is called predictive programming.

02:22:57.680 And let me explain some to you.

02:22:58.500 Klaus Schwab, World Economic Forum, that demon, he's predicting a cyber attack.

02:23:03.660 He said, and I quote,

02:23:04.820 The COVID-19 crisis, in respect, would be seen as a small disturbance in comparison.

02:23:09.960 This is him warning us.

02:23:11.540 Listen to this.

02:23:12.240 Pay insufficient attention to the frightening scenario for comprehensive cyber attack.

02:23:19.600 The predictive programming, they're letting you know it's coming.

02:23:22.620 Like the movie, Contagion, with COVID-19, the girl went to Hong Kong.

02:23:26.760 It's like, how did they know?

02:23:28.040 And people always ask, why do the elites always let us know what's coming down the pipe, right?

02:23:32.260 They tell you through movies, through music, what they're going to do.

02:23:34.560 It's called, and you guys can look this up, the revelation of the method.

02:23:37.980 They do this to avoid bad karma.

02:23:40.100 I mean, who would have thought, you know, evil would have, you know, a moral.

02:23:43.040 They put their true intentions out there so nobody could accuse them of not warning us of things to come.

02:23:48.560 This movie came out last week.

02:23:49.920 Guess what happened yesterday?

02:23:50.960 A massive cyber attack in the United States by China for our infrastructure. 0.71

02:23:57.180 They hit Hawaii's water utility systems.

02:23:59.680 They hit an oil and gas pipeline.

02:24:01.260 And they tried to take down the electrical grid in Texas.

02:24:03.880 And yesterday, Rumble was attacked.

02:24:06.580 Yeah, Rumble's getting attacked left and right.

02:24:08.620 Left and right.

02:24:10.780 What is this movie?

02:24:11.760 This sounds good.

02:24:13.040 Predictive programming?

02:24:19.820 Well, is that ironic or are they actually trying to...

02:24:29.600 It's an A24 movie?

02:24:35.660 Is it a movie?

02:24:36.540 As if they know something is happening, right?

02:24:38.880 It's basically a film about a cyber attack by hackers on a...

02:24:41.700 Why can't I find it?

02:24:43.760 Oh my god, you're so kind.

02:24:45.300 You're so protective.

02:24:46.440 You're like my dad.

02:24:47.800 Is that what you like to hear?

02:24:49.380 Do you want...

02:24:49.720 Yes, yes, yes.

02:24:51.060 Wait, no.

02:24:51.680 Oh, how old is she? 1.00

02:24:52.560 Fuck me, William? 1.00

02:24:53.760 No. 1.00

02:24:54.020 No, yeah.

02:24:54.560 Never mind.

02:24:55.140 Of course you do.

02:24:55.720 Of course you do. 1.00

02:24:56.940 Everybody wants to fuck the 15-year-old. 1.00

02:24:59.680 Come out. 1.00

02:24:59.840 Oh, fuck. 1.00

02:25:06.260 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:25:07.900 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:25:07.960 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:25:08.260 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:25:12.140 Whenever the smoke clear out of my face. 1.00

02:25:14.480 And my bitch, you're perfect. 1.00

02:25:15.520 You're doing the frat. 1.00

02:25:16.560 All of that green and yellow that drew.

02:25:18.480 Yeah.

02:25:18.640 Okay.

02:25:20.300 All right. 1.00

02:25:20.860 Fuck. 1.00

02:25:27.600 Stop saying W. 1.00

02:25:29.820 Oh, wait.

02:25:30.480 Gym bros called me.

02:25:31.140 Gym bros called me.

02:25:32.640 Okay.

02:25:32.980 Chat lock in.

02:25:33.480 Lock in.

02:25:33.720 Hey, Yemi, what's up?

02:25:37.480 I'm streaming.

02:25:38.100 What's going on?

02:25:39.380 Oh, sorry.

02:25:41.100 What did you want to tell me?

02:25:41.940 You want to tell me later or you want to tell me?

02:25:44.940 No, I'm going to get out at 3 a.m., so...

02:25:47.520 You're in a what?

02:25:48.660 I'm getting out at 3 a.m., so I got to tell you now.

02:25:51.160 Okay, what's up?

02:25:52.520 All right.

02:25:53.400 Wait, you're getting out at 3 a.m. from what?

02:25:54.600 The club?

02:25:56.060 My job.

02:25:58.740 Oh, okay.

02:26:01.140 Are you a stripper? 1.00

02:26:02.820 No.

02:26:03.720 Oh, okay, okay, okay.

02:26:06.960 You don't need to say, but, yeah, what were you going to tell me?

02:26:09.820 Okay, so I just thought it was funny because I, like, was looking, I found the video or

02:26:14.500 whatever, right?

02:26:15.100 Yeah.

02:26:15.580 And then I found another video and I walked straight past you the day before, like, you

02:26:23.780 met me because I was the bottle girl for the Kanye event.

02:26:29.120 You were at the Kanye?

02:26:30.240 You were at the Ye Vultures event, too?

02:26:32.160 Yeah, I was, I was working, I was working the bottle, I was the bottle girl for that

02:26:37.380 event.

02:26:38.060 Oh, okay.

02:26:38.500 So when I went to go give Kanye his bottle, I walked right past y'all and I seen it in,

02:26:45.420 um, one of the other YouTubers' videos.

02:26:49.480 Oh, okay, okay.

02:26:50.540 And I seen me walk past and you were right next to them and I just thought it was so funny.

02:26:54.720 And then I saw you the next day.

02:26:55.940 And then you saw me the next day.

02:26:58.200 Huh?

02:26:58.520 It was meant to be.

02:27:00.720 I don't know about all that.

02:27:03.380 But I just thought, you know, that was just funny how you saw me the next day.

02:27:07.580 So we're probably going to see each other again in another coincidence.

02:27:11.300 Maybe.

02:27:12.960 Okay.

02:27:13.240 So, do you want to go to the gym soon?

02:27:18.440 Let's go to the gym soon.

02:27:19.380 I need to get a workout in.

02:27:20.300 I was looking at my year's progress and it could have been, you know, I'm not impressed.

02:27:24.460 Yeah.

02:27:26.300 We'll see.

02:27:27.220 We'll see?

02:27:28.040 You keep on giving me like maybe answers.

02:27:30.160 It's okay.

02:27:30.460 We'll make sure it's a made sure thing.

02:27:32.260 We're going to go to the gym.

02:27:34.060 Oh, okay.

02:27:34.880 And it's going to be before the New Year's, you know, before all the try-hards come in. 1.00

02:27:39.340 We're going to get a day in early.

02:27:41.340 That's crazy.

02:27:42.960 You've been consistent, right?

02:27:45.200 I'm always there.

02:27:47.840 Okay.

02:27:48.720 Well, hey, I appreciate you calling me after your shift.

02:27:51.320 You're going to be working until 3 a.m.?

02:27:53.260 Yeah, I work at a club.

02:27:55.280 Oh, okay.

02:27:55.780 But you're not a stripper. 1.00

02:27:57.000 I'm not a stripper.

02:27:58.180 I'm a server.

02:27:59.380 Okay, great.

02:28:00.140 But eventually, you're just going to be serving me.

02:28:03.460 No.

02:28:05.560 Hopefully.

02:28:06.500 Once we get to know each other a little more.

02:28:09.460 All right.

02:28:10.940 I'll see you soon.

02:28:12.420 Okay, bye.

02:28:13.120 Bye.

02:28:13.280 Bye.

02:28:17.340 Bye.

02:28:33.460 Bye.

02:28:33.940 Bye.

02:28:35.420 Rated 1 through 10.

02:28:36.860 Rated 1 through 10.

02:28:37.940 All right.

02:28:38.280 All right.

02:28:39.840 Yeah.

02:28:40.880 1 through 10.

02:28:47.020 Why did I say that? 0.99

02:28:48.340 Yo, before I said that server shit, I was like, I should not say this right now. 0.99

02:28:51.620 But I said it because I got the Red Bull audience, bro. 0.99

02:28:53.580 You guys be holding me back, bro.

02:28:54.900 I like...

02:28:55.260 I would...

02:28:56.120 Wallahi, if I wasn't on live, I would not have said that.

02:28:59.620 I would not have said that.

02:29:00.540 It wasn't bad.

02:29:02.880 It wasn't bad, though.

02:29:03.740 It wasn't bad.

02:29:07.060 It wasn't bad, though.

02:29:12.860 Yeah, yeah.

02:29:13.740 the movie's called

02:29:15.740 leave the world behind

02:29:16.620 okay

02:29:31.500 oh it has ball on the cover 0.99

02:29:43.740 went through whore 1.00

02:29:46.320 went through whore 1.00

02:29:47.340 but i swear 0.98

02:29:48.240 the red pillars are not beating the incel allegations

02:29:51.580 i call a girl in 30 seconds

02:29:53.220 and then everyone in the chat

02:29:54.460 is just like 0.99

02:29:55.900 holy fucking hell man 1.00

02:29:58.260 whore whore 1.00

02:29:59.660 she seems like a nice girl 1.00

02:30:01.580 i met her at the gym 0.99

02:30:02.780 how is she a whore 1.00

02:30:04.060 cause she works in service 1.00

02:30:05.760 god damn bro 1.00

02:30:08.300 angry ass chat 1.00

02:30:10.780 w hairline 0.99

02:30:14.620 yeah bro i'm not bald

02:30:15.820 yeah

02:30:24.800 yeah i know the squat bro

02:30:26.800 what

02:30:27.060 what

02:30:28.640 if you don't have clothes on

02:30:30.320 you need to be out of here man

02:30:31.340 i do have clothes on

02:30:32.820 that's funny

02:30:33.460 go closer

02:30:34.260 that is fine

02:30:37.500 i work in the industry

02:30:38.740 enough to know

02:30:39.340 i work in the entertainment

02:30:40.660 he's saying you need to leave

02:30:41.840 i mean she's covered

02:30:48.360 yeah she's covered

02:30:49.580 i'm recording just her

02:30:52.940 yeah

02:30:53.460 he's the one that actually came up to me

02:30:55.000 he's 1.00

02:30:55.640 he's a fucking 1.00

02:30:57.620 bro 1.00

02:30:58.420 okay let's do squats

02:31:00.480 squats

02:31:02.100 yeah

02:31:02.820 oh sorry

02:31:04.360 i mean you are naked in public

02:31:06.380 like you are uh 0.65

02:31:10.660 legally a sex offender

02:31:12.100 based off this video

02:31:13.040 male cared 0.94

02:31:15.540 all right

02:31:16.320 you know what's funny

02:31:19.880 i saw this video in london

02:31:21.160 of these

02:31:22.180 these 0.94

02:31:22.560 muslim youtubers 0.81

02:31:23.520 and they were putting

02:31:24.820 british girls

02:31:25.900 in

02:31:26.440 in hijabi

02:31:27.180 and i saw more backlash

02:31:28.940 on that video

02:31:29.680 than this video

02:31:30.320 this video just went viral

02:31:31.580 and she's like

02:31:32.200 you know

02:31:32.520 made like a social commentary piece

02:31:34.100 but

02:31:34.740 literally

02:31:35.980 you're naked in public

02:31:37.120 we could stop the conversation there 0.74

02:31:45.080 but let's talk about

02:31:46.020 how it impacts us personally

02:31:47.320 again when i first started

02:31:49.900 writing testimony

02:31:50.560 two years ago 1.00

02:31:51.460 there's some tranny shit 1.00

02:31:52.780 that 1.00

02:31:53.380 my greatest fear

02:31:55.040 for my two transgender children

02:31:56.580 called it

02:31:57.040 i knew it

02:31:57.580 i saw it like

02:31:58.440 just just

02:31:59.200 oh this depends

02:32:00.060 give it away

02:32:00.560 parent

02:32:00.880 is the risk of suicide

02:32:02.380 we've heard about that

02:32:03.460 a lot

02:32:04.060 tonight

02:32:04.720 and it's

02:32:05.380 real

02:32:05.880 it's not

02:32:06.780 you know what's really funny 0.70

02:32:07.540 about trannies 1.00

02:32:08.120 is that

02:32:08.820 they'll complain about

02:32:09.760 the suicide rate

02:32:10.540 like it's not their fault

02:32:11.620 you know

02:32:12.140 when you commit suicide

02:32:13.240 it's your fault 0.84

02:32:14.160 you're the one that did it

02:32:15.960 hypothetical

02:32:17.460 since i first wrote those words

02:32:19.480 it went from being a peer

02:32:20.980 to being a reality

02:32:21.940 both of my children

02:32:23.080 have attempted suicide

02:32:24.740 i have so much more

02:32:26.860 yeah but why are you

02:32:27.640 blaming everybody else

02:32:28.720 passion i could share with you

02:32:31.700 but i will stop there

02:32:32.920 oh man

02:32:35.220 when did you realize

02:32:37.440 you were part of this

02:32:38.220 uh i was about

02:32:39.400 12 or 13

02:32:40.360 i believe

02:32:40.940 i knew i was different

02:32:42.240 i didn't really know what yet

02:32:43.620 because i didn't really know

02:32:44.400 the word trans

02:32:45.020 i didn't know what lgbtq was

02:32:46.820 i didn't know any

02:32:47.720 there's literally a story

02:32:48.900 in the bible about this

02:32:49.780 about sodom and gomorrah

02:32:50.920 about a society

02:32:52.140 that becomes so degenerate

02:32:53.740 where people openly

02:32:54.900 wear their stuff in public

02:32:55.760 and then god comes

02:32:56.560 and cleanses it all

02:32:57.380 for

02:32:57.640 for sinning so much

02:32:59.780 are we not getting close

02:33:01.640 to the end times

02:33:02.040 there's a lot of signs

02:33:02.820 of the end times

02:33:03.460 america's becoming

02:33:05.060 sodom and gomorrah 0.56

02:33:06.020 you see what's happening

02:33:07.440 in israel and palisine

02:33:08.340 it looks like

02:33:08.960 the final bat

02:33:10.240 that it seems like

02:33:11.400 the the final days

02:33:12.520 before before jesus

02:33:14.980 isa comes back

02:33:16.100 it's like the antichrist

02:33:20.700 is walking

02:33:21.220 on earth right now

02:33:22.640 with what they're doing

02:33:23.240 with zionism 0.95

02:33:23.880 it's like it's like the end times

02:33:25.800 are here huh

02:33:26.420 do you guys think

02:33:27.600 that 2024 is the year

02:33:29.260 who does anyone think

02:33:31.360 we're getting really close

02:33:32.100 maybe i should have kids

02:33:33.220 now before that

02:33:34.040 the chat's saying

02:33:35.320 the people of lot

02:33:36.000 yep

02:33:36.340 wait the people of lot

02:33:37.740 isn't that a place

02:33:38.980 that's where jesus

02:33:39.920 is supposed to come back

02:33:40.700 right

02:33:40.920 people of lot

02:33:42.200 it's it's like in

02:33:43.780 here we go

02:33:45.840 lot and islam 0.91

02:33:47.120 according to islamic tradition

02:33:49.920 lot was born to the haran

02:33:51.220 and spent his longer days

02:33:51.980 in ur

02:33:52.480 oh the people of lot

02:33:56.740 the quran states

02:33:57.820 that one day

02:33:58.220 a group of people

02:33:58.920 visited abraham

02:33:59.660 as guests in the guise

02:34:00.560 of men

02:34:00.920 in order to inform

02:34:01.620 that in fact

02:34:02.080 his wife sarah

02:34:02.660 was pregnant

02:34:03.140 with isaac

02:34:03.820 sarah

02:34:04.740 while there

02:34:05.880 they also told him

02:34:06.940 that they had been

02:34:07.480 sent by god

02:34:08.020 to the guilty people

02:34:08.720 of lot 0.98

02:34:09.080 to destroy them

02:34:10.260 with the shower 0.98

02:34:10.880 of stones of clay

02:34:11.880 oh he's commissioned

02:34:19.640 as prophet

02:34:20.060 to the cities

02:34:20.780 of sodom and gomorrah

02:34:21.820 oh the lot

02:34:29.800 was in the lineage

02:34:30.620 of jesus

02:34:31.240 but where's the place

02:34:35.000 in in israel

02:34:36.020 um

02:34:36.700 there's a place

02:34:38.920 in israel

02:34:39.460 where it says

02:34:40.100 in the quran

02:34:40.500 where they talk

02:34:40.920 about the end times

02:34:41.540 where jesus

02:34:41.960 is supposed

02:34:42.280 to come back

02:34:42.860 and right

02:34:43.460 if you look

02:34:44.200 at where they

02:34:44.680 said that

02:34:45.000 specifically

02:34:45.460 today

02:34:46.240 it's like

02:34:46.920 an airport

02:34:47.600 exactly where

02:34:48.640 is

02:34:49.080 is

02:34:49.960 islam

02:34:52.200 jesus

02:34:52.900 return

02:34:55.040 location

02:34:55.780 let's see

02:34:56.260 oh okay

02:35:00.980 the place

02:35:02.000 where jesus

02:35:02.400 believes

02:35:02.700 to return

02:35:03.160 is the umayyad

02:35:04.480 mosque

02:35:04.820 in damascus

02:35:05.480 is highly

02:35:06.200 seen by muslim

02:35:06.760 at the holy

02:35:07.220 site of islam

02:35:07.980 he will return

02:35:15.720 with imam

02:35:16.360 so i kind of like

02:35:25.280 i was like mom

02:35:26.020 i think i like women 1.00

02:35:27.080 i think i like guys

02:35:27.980 i don't really know

02:35:28.760 and she was like

02:35:29.620 i accept you for

02:35:30.600 whoever you think

02:35:31.400 you are

02:35:31.800 and so

02:35:32.640 i see these creatures

02:35:33.980 and i'm like

02:35:34.520 yeah something's coming

02:35:35.380 we're gonna get

02:35:36.540 on testosterone

02:35:38.140 for about

02:35:38.840 the end is near

02:35:40.180 three years now

02:35:41.180 okay

02:35:41.580 um so that's been

02:35:42.640 great

02:35:43.060 so you were born as

02:35:44.500 a female 0.98

02:35:45.300 a female 0.98

02:35:45.920 and now you're a man

02:35:46.840 yes

02:35:47.260 yeah

02:35:50.500 in china

02:35:52.380 if you're a woman

02:35:53.560 single

02:35:54.140 and over 30

02:35:55.040 you are called

02:35:55.980 sheng lu

02:35:56.800 which means

02:35:57.660 leftover woman 1.00

02:35:58.620 in mandarin

02:35:59.300 base

02:36:00.000 hey

02:36:01.340 i knew the chinese

02:36:02.220 did something right 1.00

02:36:02.800 after they fucked up 0.99

02:36:03.540 with the bat 0.96

02:36:04.000 and the vibe

02:36:04.420 like after the wuhan

02:36:05.720 lab i knew that

02:36:06.240 they need to have

02:36:06.760 some redeemable qualities

02:36:07.720 this is great

02:36:08.280 in cantonese

02:36:09.000 you are called

02:36:09.780 lo dai chang

02:36:10.640 lo dai chang

02:36:11.960 and sip zola

02:36:13.220 which means

02:36:14.200 orange at the bottom

02:36:15.400 of the basket

02:36:16.120 yes

02:36:16.600 the sugar king

02:36:17.280 that didn't get sold

02:36:18.220 yes

02:36:18.600 and the thing

02:36:19.280 used for filling

02:36:20.100 the gap of the stove

02:36:21.180 but if you

02:36:22.200 exactly

02:36:22.740 this is why

02:36:23.580 you need to marry 1.00

02:36:24.220 a younger woman

02:36:25.180 why do you want

02:36:25.960 the orange

02:36:26.460 at the bottom

02:36:26.960 of the basket

02:36:27.460 why do you want

02:36:28.100 the little glue

02:36:28.920 that keeps the stove

02:36:29.940 and the wall

02:36:30.360 from falling apart

02:36:31.160 you gotta get them

02:36:32.760 young and fresh

02:36:33.600 young and fresh

02:36:35.720 untouched

02:36:38.120 a man

02:36:39.580 single and over 30

02:36:40.840 you are called

02:36:41.540 zan shi wang lao wu

02:36:43.100 zan shi wang lao wu

02:36:44.500 a diamond bachelor

02:36:45.680 which means

02:36:46.300 a diamond bachelor

02:36:47.220 in mandarin

02:36:47.900 in cantonese

02:36:49.000 you are called

02:36:49.600 sun pun

02:36:50.220 which means

02:36:50.980 quality real estate

02:36:52.320 mashallah

02:36:54.260 why is it the same

02:37:02.200 people

02:37:02.620 like

02:37:03.040 the people

02:37:04.260 that are gonna

02:37:05.600 the people that

02:37:06.520 represent

02:37:07.340 sadom and gabor

02:37:08.060 are also on the

02:37:09.280 side of

02:37:09.580 palestine

02:37:10.000 it's so funny

02:37:10.680 palestine

02:37:11.740 will be free

02:37:12.820 please

02:37:13.780 to the river

02:37:14.860 come on

02:37:15.380 feet to the river

02:37:16.820 palestine will live forever 1.00

02:37:18.700 palestine will live forever 1.00

02:37:20.740 i i i kind of

02:37:22.060 either doing the right thing

02:37:23.080 i kind of hope 0.98

02:37:23.800 one of them gets hit 0.99

02:37:24.680 by a car

02:37:25.140 you don't need to do

02:37:26.040 this on the highway

02:37:26.820 palestine will live forever 1.00

02:37:28.360 i know this highway

02:37:29.160 is this

02:37:29.880 is this in jersey

02:37:33.620 or new york

02:37:34.160 palestine will live forever 1.00

02:37:35.680 please

02:37:36.480 please

02:37:36.840 palestine

02:37:37.800 please

02:37:38.420 please

02:37:38.900 palestine

02:37:39.940 it's right by jfk

02:37:43.620 these people are going to the 1.00

02:37:44.880 fucking airport to go home 1.00

02:37:46.000 to see their family 1.00

02:37:46.860 these people

02:37:48.220 are trying to go

02:37:49.800 and give a christmas gift

02:37:51.800 to grandma 0.81

02:37:52.420 and some tranny 1.00

02:37:53.900 needs to block the road

02:37:54.980 because they need it

02:37:55.740 to be about them

02:37:56.480 they need a main character

02:37:57.800 moment

02:37:58.200 they need their instagram

02:37:59.780 picture doing the right

02:38:00.900 thing

02:38:01.280 virtue signaling to everyone

02:38:02.840 that they're a good person

02:38:03.600 someone right here

02:38:04.980 someone needs to floor

02:38:06.460 we'll lie

02:38:06.900 somebody needs to floor

02:38:08.020 it

02:38:08.140 even if you are in support

02:38:09.300 especially if you're in

02:38:11.060 support of palestine

02:38:11.780 imagine someone needs to go

02:38:13.020 home too

02:38:13.520 imagine someone's on the way

02:38:14.840 home to the gaza strip right

02:38:16.080 now

02:38:16.340 and they can't go because

02:38:18.620 these

02:38:18.960 because they thems need to

02:38:21.080 block

02:38:21.260 why are they all the same

02:38:23.480 color

02:38:23.720 yeah i know

02:38:24.180 it's always

02:38:25.040 look at this guy

02:38:26.920 what is this drip

02:38:28.120 you guys make fun of my

02:38:29.220 drip one time

02:38:29.680 what is this

02:38:30.860 are you going gambling

02:38:32.520 or are you going to

02:38:33.180 oh did he get out of the car

02:38:36.000 oh my god

02:38:38.180 he got out of the uber

02:38:39.780 and is just going to walk

02:38:43.860 to the airport

02:38:44.380 instead of flooring it

02:38:45.720 that's a long out walk too

02:38:53.000 and the cops are going to

02:39:06.180 allow this

02:39:06.900 the cops are just

02:39:08.320 letting this happen

02:39:09.200 this is illegal

02:39:10.520 you know blocking the road

02:39:12.060 is illegal right

02:39:12.820 but i get a ticket

02:39:14.460 for parking in the wrong

02:39:15.540 spot

02:39:15.920 how come they don't get a

02:39:16.720 ticket for blocking

02:39:17.440 traffic to the airport

02:39:18.340 this is very fitting though

02:39:26.380 i don't know if the

02:39:27.680 quality is good enough

02:39:28.520 but

02:39:28.800 what are your thoughts

02:39:46.780 on sam

02:39:47.380 okay someone asked that

02:39:48.640 so to be honest

02:39:51.000 we have not talked about it

02:39:52.360 we have to talk about it

02:39:53.380 we have not talked about it

02:39:54.940 one on one

02:39:55.380 but sam is good

02:39:56.160 she seems like a very good

02:39:57.620 person

02:39:57.940 and i like

02:39:59.220 as your friend

02:40:00.640 what 0.96

02:40:03.640 some of you niggas 1.00

02:40:10.640 get so comfortable 0.98

02:40:11.380 you start farting around 0.99

02:40:12.440 your woman 0.90

02:40:12.880 you bug it

02:40:13.640 now she looking at you 0.82

02:40:14.580 like a regular degular 1.00

02:40:15.540 nigga 1.00

02:40:15.820 i don't do none of that 1.00

02:40:16.740 type of shit around my bitch 1.00

02:40:17.860 i'm not taking no shits 1.00

02:40:19.080 around my woman 1.00

02:40:19.780 i'm not farting around 0.93

02:40:20.940 my woman

02:40:21.420 i'm not digging in my nose

02:40:22.760 around my woman

02:40:23.540 you know why i'm not 0.99

02:40:24.240 doing all of that shit 0.98

02:40:25.160 because i'm not getting 1.00

02:40:26.120 too comfortable

02:40:26.780 she gotta see me as

02:40:27.800 excellent

02:40:28.200 you gotta set an example 1.00

02:40:29.420 you fart in front of your bitch 1.00

02:40:31.020 she gonna fart in front of you 1.00

02:40:32.000 excellence

02:40:32.420 at all times

02:40:33.440 she gotta look up to me 0.96

02:40:34.660 at all times

02:40:35.360 now if you doing all 0.99

02:40:36.280 the average shit 1.00

02:40:36.900 that these niggas 1.00

02:40:37.460 always doing around

02:40:38.260 they chick 0.97

02:40:38.760 now you just look like 1.00

02:40:39.720 the average nigga 1.00

02:40:40.380 that's walking around 0.99

02:40:41.180 the house 1.00

02:40:41.480 scratching his ass 1.00

02:40:42.460 y'all getting too comfortable 1.00

02:40:43.920 a woman can never say 1.00

02:40:45.180 she seen me

02:40:45.900 digging my nose

02:40:46.720 in front of her 0.97

02:40:47.340 a woman 1.00

02:40:47.620 this nigga gets 1.00

02:40:48.940 his toes done 0.98

02:40:50.000 never say

02:40:50.740 she smell my fart 1.00

02:40:51.960 never in life

02:40:53.000 never in history

02:40:53.840 it ain't happening

02:40:54.740 i'm not getting that

02:40:55.920 comfortable

02:40:56.300 and she can't do that 1.00

02:40:57.420 shit around me 1.00

02:40:58.100 either 1.00

02:40:58.420 you expect me to hit that

02:40:59.940 after i just saw you 1.00

02:41:00.740 take a shit 0.99

02:41:01.300 it ain't happening 0.99

02:41:02.380 it just

02:41:03.060 called me bougie

02:41:04.720 called me whatever

02:41:05.420 you wanna call me

02:41:06.320 it just ain't happening

02:41:07.280 you feel me

02:41:08.020 i don't get that

02:41:08.580 comfortable

02:41:09.000 that's just me

02:41:10.020 some of you niggas 1.00

02:41:11.200 getting too comfortable

02:41:12.040 i see what you're

02:41:15.420 saying

02:41:15.740 alright bro

02:41:17.580 this is insane

02:41:18.360 this was me

02:41:19.200 um

02:41:19.960 maybe 12 years ago

02:41:23.020 so peter you're

02:41:25.560 from here huh

02:41:26.240 yeah i'm actually

02:41:27.280 born and raised

02:41:27.960 in chicago

02:41:28.540 and what

02:41:29.780 what led you

02:41:30.620 what

02:41:30.820 yeah i recently

02:41:31.740 just stopped in

02:41:32.500 chicago

02:41:33.000 where was i going

02:41:34.520 i think i was

02:41:35.840 coming back from

02:41:36.540 la i don't remember

02:41:37.320 where i was

02:41:37.760 but who

02:41:39.180 why would you

02:41:40.420 go to chicago

02:41:41.240 what are the

02:41:41.960 redeeming qualities

02:41:42.660 new york is a 0.97

02:41:43.660 shithole but it's 0.99

02:41:44.320 also the best 1.00

02:41:45.400 shithole in the 0.99

02:41:45.940 world 1.00

02:41:46.220 that's where you

02:41:47.500 get dreams

02:41:48.140 it's where you

02:41:48.540 get inspired

02:41:49.140 name one thing

02:41:51.100 about chicago

02:41:51.720 why would anyone

02:41:52.480 move there

02:41:52.920 isn't it crazy

02:41:53.500 because people

02:41:53.840 consider one of

02:41:54.480 the most it's

02:41:54.920 one of the most

02:41:55.260 famous cities in

02:41:55.860 america

02:41:56.220 when chinese people

02:41:57.500 are tourists in

02:41:58.320 america i go to

02:41:59.360 la new york

02:42:00.720 chicago

02:42:01.520 chicago is the

02:42:05.740 best food

02:42:06.160 what

02:42:06.500 what

02:42:07.460 name some food

02:42:08.660 in chicago

02:42:09.280 pizza's fire

02:42:10.600 pizza

02:42:11.340 pizza

02:42:12.280 it's better new

02:42:13.740 york it's

02:42:14.200 objectively like i

02:42:15.080 don't even give a 0.98

02:42:15.580 fuck 0.99

02:42:15.820 name one good 1.00

02:42:18.040 thing about chicago

02:42:18.820 anything like

02:42:20.800 isn't it wild that

02:42:22.060 it's one of the

02:42:22.640 most well-known

02:42:23.340 cities and i can't

02:42:24.040 think like when you

02:42:24.500 make money why

02:42:25.020 would you move

02:42:25.480 there i could see

02:42:26.360 you moving to

02:42:26.880 any other of the

02:42:27.640 major cities in

02:42:28.300 america it makes

02:42:29.280 sense miami makes 0.95

02:42:30.280 sense la could see

02:42:31.380 why new york why

02:42:32.700 it's just the

02:42:33.580 worst version of

02:42:34.300 every other city

02:42:35.040 kanye why the 0.99

02:42:39.360 fuck do you think 0.97

02:42:39.920 he never went back 1.00

02:42:40.860 to that shithole 1.00

02:42:41.560 he he goes back to 1.00

02:42:43.500 do like a charity

02:42:44.300 concert once every

02:42:45.360 decade he's not

02:42:48.220 going back there

02:42:49.140 sosa he lives in 0.99

02:42:50.860 la deep dish pizza 1.00

02:42:53.660 who gives a fuck 1.00

02:42:56.360 baseball are you 0.99

02:42:59.160 is it the 70s

02:43:00.500 o block

02:43:01.760 cleanest city is

02:43:04.900 it

02:43:05.280 mexican and

02:43:10.080 italian food

02:43:11.080 all right bro

02:43:11.880 but found you out

02:43:12.740 here on the streets

02:43:13.380 actually social

02:43:14.280 security disability

02:43:15.360 i went through the

02:43:16.560 process they just

02:43:17.360 refused the payment

02:43:18.160 it's been 150 days

02:43:20.340 since my awarded

02:43:22.140 since i was awarded

02:43:23.300 my disability and

02:43:25.400 i haven't received any

02:43:27.040 payment data at

02:43:27.920 first they had a

02:43:28.580 problem with giving

02:43:29.220 me a paper check

02:43:30.020 and then i now i

02:43:32.240 got a bank account

02:43:32.980 and it's just a

02:43:34.300 horrific uh just

02:43:35.820 just the rules and

02:43:37.760 regulations of of

02:43:39.580 gem just not wanting

02:43:40.720 to give me the uh the

02:43:42.700 payments that i

02:43:43.300 bro doesn't know anything

02:43:43.960 about culture

02:43:44.460 bro you just said

02:43:45.780 pizza

02:43:46.240 he's scared of

02:43:49.980 nick he lives in the

02:43:50.960 suburbs like even the

02:43:52.180 people that live in

02:43:52.900 chicago don't live in 0.52

02:43:54.300 chicago you guys are 1.00

02:43:56.020 just insane people that 1.00

02:43:56.880 live in the burbs like an 1.00

02:43:58.660 hour away 1.00

02:43:59.360 his penis is inside the 1.00

02:44:05.140 dog this dude is 1.00

02:44:07.920 fucking this dog from 1.00

02:44:08.800 the side okay i 1.00

02:44:14.780 remember this comment so

02:44:16.260 well because sneko put

02:44:17.440 it in such great words

02:44:18.660 like showing the

02:44:19.900 programming sneko said

02:44:21.660 something about charlie

02:44:22.940 when him and charlie

02:44:24.080 were fighting and he

02:44:25.360 he said something to

02:44:26.240 charlie something along

02:44:27.060 the lines of like look

02:44:28.120 at your life look what

02:44:28.800 you do your fans don't

02:44:29.760 ever want to live the

02:44:30.380 life you live they

02:44:30.900 don't want to be like

02:44:31.540 you just some blah blah 0.78

02:44:32.500 blah blah blah and

02:44:32.980 it's like maybe not but

02:44:35.100 like who cares i don't

02:44:36.780 think charlie is telling

02:44:37.780 everybody how to live he

02:44:38.480 just streams video

02:44:39.660 games and like makes 0.99

02:44:40.420 commentary on shit like 0.98

02:44:41.520 i don't know why but 0.99

02:44:43.340 at some point over the

02:44:44.040 past few years especially

02:44:45.260 in red pill communities 0.99

02:44:46.220 this expectation

02:44:47.540 developed that every

02:44:49.120 single content creator

02:44:50.640 or thing that you watch

02:44:51.900 or consume has to be

02:44:53.540 fully completely bought

02:44:56.220 into and emulating all

02:44:58.020 of your political and

02:44:58.840 social positions like

02:44:59.720 your whole lifestyle has

02:45:01.240 to be embodied in

02:45:02.020 every single uh

02:45:03.580 particular thing you

02:45:05.460 you know it doesn't it

02:45:06.180 doesn't have to it

02:45:06.880 doesn't have to be in

02:45:07.800 everything that you

02:45:09.580 no it doesn't have to

02:45:11.860 be your entire but you

02:45:13.160 should be somebody that

02:45:14.100 people aspire if you're

02:45:15.860 gonna watch somebody every

02:45:16.740 single day shouldn't it

02:45:18.300 be someone that you

02:45:18.880 aspire to be to some

02:45:19.760 extent shouldn't you be

02:45:21.240 inspired by the people

02:45:22.420 that you watch if not

02:45:23.840 then they're just talking

02:45:24.620 retards on a screen you 1.00

02:45:26.020 watch they all have to be 0.96

02:45:27.080 your role model um i don't 0.99

02:45:28.980 know i think that's fucking 0.99

02:45:29.880 cringe i don't know if 0.96

02:45:31.380 that's recent i don't know

02:45:32.280 if that's new i don't 0.98

02:45:33.540 fucking cringe um 0.99

02:45:36.280 cringe no if it's a daddy 1.00

02:45:39.540 issues in like the black

02:45:41.120 community that like is

02:45:42.400 in like all these red pill

02:45:46.080 spaces why why is it that

02:45:49.020 white liberals say stuff

02:45:50.220 that's like more racist than 0.99

02:45:51.840 any white i don't know if 0.97

02:45:52.720 it's a daddy issues in like 0.84

02:45:54.280 the black community that

02:45:55.680 like is grew up in like all

02:45:58.000 these red pill spaces i don't

02:45:58.900 know what causes that but

02:46:00.500 um yeah jesus christ

02:46:02.860 yeah i miss destiny man i

02:46:07.520 miss this dude arguing with

02:46:09.180 that guy's fun man he's like

02:46:11.840 a fun dude he's like oh

02:46:13.540 hold on hold on this is

02:46:17.500 when you say something that

02:46:18.940 that makes sense to destiny

02:46:20.420 oh wait no no no stop hold

02:46:24.540 on uh no hold on

02:46:28.100 when you say something

02:46:33.440 logical and obvious to

02:46:34.780 destiny oh wait hold on

02:46:38.140 okay

02:46:39.160 what

02:46:45.640 hey you know

02:46:51.520 this is very true

02:46:56.280 conspiracy theorists now are

02:46:58.240 just chads

02:46:58.980 yeah

02:47:10.580 well

02:47:11.780 neon said merry christmas i'm a

02:47:15.720 simp 0.99

02:47:16.520 fucking hell bro 0.99

02:47:18.860 i saw this tweet i'm like 0.99

02:47:23.080 bro i i should just give up

02:47:24.980 i saw this and i'm like

02:47:27.880 yeah yeah it's a lost cause

02:47:30.280 it's a lost cause you can't

02:47:31.980 really

02:47:32.260 like imagine proud like

02:47:34.500 taking this picture

02:47:35.440 looks looking at it being

02:47:38.620 like this is the one and

02:47:40.080 uploading it to twitter.com and

02:47:42.200 saying i'm a simp this is the

02:47:44.880 one i'm gonna share this

02:47:46.260 proudly i'm a simp

02:47:48.780 how did you type those words

02:47:51.320 and press send and not hate

02:47:52.460 yourself after that

02:47:53.280 how did you not throw up

02:47:55.220 how is this still up

02:47:57.200 if this is about this is

02:47:59.800 supposed to be somebody makes 0.92

02:48:00.760 fun of you for being a simp

02:48:02.600 holding a flat holding flowers and

02:48:11.940 a bunch of gifts

02:48:12.640 probably spent three bands on

02:48:15.900 everything he's holding right

02:48:17.040 there

02:48:17.340 merry christmas i'm a simp 1.00

02:48:19.740 fuck 1.00

02:48:21.400 yeah 0.99

02:48:27.080 jesus never claimed to be god

02:48:30.680 if he had done right-minded

02:48:33.020 people would have had cause for

02:48:34.600 concern

02:48:35.200 i woke up on friday morning

02:48:46.180 at 4am

02:48:47.740 to message the

02:48:49.480 one

02:48:50.300 i'm done i want to go

02:48:53.440 after this

02:48:54.180 dear shoppers

02:48:56.220 welcome to baincourt

02:48:57.980 this christmas season we invite you

02:49:01.180 to stop shopping while the bombs are

02:49:03.040 dropping

02:49:03.480 over 20 000 people in gaza were killed

02:49:07.780 this winter season

02:49:09.060 funded by your tax money

02:49:10.740 when you buy brands such as l'oreal

02:49:13.460 chanel and d

02:49:14.480 this is like black mirror

02:49:15.380 make sure israel can continue its

02:49:17.840 genocide on palestinians 0.99

02:49:19.380 while you have been searching for the

02:49:22.360 perfect gift

02:49:23.220 israel has killed six children every

02:49:25.540 hour 0.83

02:49:25.940 six children

02:49:28.000 every hour

02:49:29.660 in the last two and a half months

02:49:33.180 eight thousand children have been

02:49:34.900 killed

02:49:35.340 show your solidarity with the

02:49:38.720 oppressed people of palestine

02:49:40.260 educate yourself on the genocide

02:49:42.380 speak out to your friends about the

02:49:44.540 occupation

02:49:45.080 isn't it wild that what's happening in

02:49:47.180 gaza right now is literally worse than

02:49:48.700 the holocaust and i remember when they 0.96

02:49:49.840 were teaching us about the holocaust when

02:49:51.460 i was a kid

02:49:51.880 i was like how did they allow this to

02:49:53.780 happen

02:49:54.120 how did they allow the holocaust to 0.99

02:49:56.220 happen

02:49:56.500 we are literally living during

02:49:58.700 something that's worse than the

02:49:59.860 holocaust 0.90

02:50:00.340 and it's still happening and people

02:50:02.380 are proudly shopping

02:50:03.280 people are proudly still buying

02:50:05.240 little

02:50:05.520 little cups from starbucks and

02:50:07.100 supporting it

02:50:07.660 giving their money straight

02:50:09.120 to the funds

02:50:10.700 they're giving their money to

02:50:12.680 they're giving their money to a

02:50:15.260 country that's

02:50:16.060 to a country that's that's killing 0.97

02:50:17.700 children in real time

02:50:18.660 it's happening

02:50:20.160 it is not worse than the holocaust it 0.99

02:50:23.920 is by every metric

02:50:25.080 christmas is cancelled drop your

02:50:27.500 shopping bags and boycott the

02:50:29.120 brands that power israeli genocide on

02:50:31.460 palestinians

02:50:32.440 boycott mariel boycott people boycott

02:50:36.740 chanel boycott cuba

02:50:38.900 to the sea palestine will be free

02:50:42.820 you can't even tweet from the river to

02:50:46.320 the sea palestine will be free anymore 1.00

02:50:47.440 it's going to get you banned on

02:50:48.280 twitter for supporting genocide

02:50:51.640 about islam so i've been learning

02:50:57.640 more but

02:50:58.280 you know this guy does apologetics for

02:51:01.180 islam for a living i got to prepare 1.00

02:51:02.800 i got to learn about islam i got to

02:51:04.520 learn about my faith more so um but

02:51:07.220 i'd like to do it before the end of

02:51:08.860 this year

02:51:09.260 okay yeah i think we'd love to see 0.97

02:51:12.020 that oh shit wait we only got two days 0.98

02:51:14.460 left 1.00

02:51:14.840 yeah because sam schuman bitched out 1.00

02:51:17.820 and then all the time like chat you 0.96

02:51:21.760 know how many damn i forgot that he 0.88

02:51:23.060 said that 0.91

02:51:23.420 i don't think we're gonna have enough

02:51:24.820 time to do that

02:51:25.260 hey ty can you get a picture please

02:51:34.060 very happy for abdul wahid

02:51:44.500 he's just sitting there praying i need to

02:51:48.980 pray that is insane you can show from

02:51:51.800 front right there script of hell all my

02:51:53.540 mother's life that's not a script what the 0.84

02:51:54.740 hell

02:51:55.000 look at him he's praying over there you can show

02:51:56.740 you can show 0.56

02:51:57.000 yo insane bro who is that modine 0.81

02:52:01.160 pray with him i can't pray i don't want to pray 0.74

02:52:03.740 outside on the dirt like that bro we got to go to the

02:52:05.500 ATM the mall has my car i don't know what to do

02:52:06.980 why wouldn't you pray outside on the dirt i had this moment in uh in mecca and it was

02:52:13.580 right before i was coming from a hotel or something or like an event and i heard the

02:52:18.200 prayer call and that's when when you're in mecca you like you you got to pray five

02:52:21.520 times a day and i heard the prayer call and i'm rushing over i'm trying to weave through

02:52:25.340 everybody but mecca's so crowded i i couldn't make it in time so i said just okay i'm just

02:52:29.200 gonna pray in the middle of the street people are lining up everybody who's like trying

02:52:31.580 to make it inside the haram and in time which is the center of where the kaba is everyone 0.98

02:52:36.460 just decided who's too slow let's just pray in the street and i'm like trying to line up

02:52:40.420 and i'm in the middle like basically how this guy is right here but i couldn't find anything

02:52:45.300 to pray on because you need a prayer mat i'm looking around i'm like i need to find something

02:52:48.820 to pray on i'm lining up and i literally see alone hanging over a cone a prayer rug as if

02:52:56.460 it was for me in that moment a prayer rug just left alone clean on a cone i look

02:53:01.300 around nobody's using it i pick it up put it on the floor and i just i go next to other people

02:53:05.300 in the street and i go next to people in the street and i just pray right there finish it i think

02:53:12.300 it was isha hang it back in the cone and then go into the haram it was like it was like meant

02:53:17.060 for me that moment you know nobody's too good to pray on the street that is crazy bro what are the odds

02:53:21.180 i testify watch him win even more you see that islam makajaf on fire the u2 is the most important

02:53:41.180 person

02:53:48.180 yo bro

02:53:51.180 no

02:53:58.180 yeah

02:54:00.180 there was multiple

02:54:12.180 multiple 0.99

02:54:13.180 what the fuck 0.99

02:54:29.180 he's getting low with it too yo poke out good knees 1.00

02:54:36.180 she's bad as 0.99

02:54:42.180 is that a gay pride lamp 0.99

02:54:49.180 it's a skit this is no there's no chance this is a skit 0.97

02:55:03.180 it's a skit it's a skit with the fake priest

02:55:10.180 hey bro this don't look like a skit

02:55:14.180 maybe you wanted to put a priest

02:55:20.180 that was really good on you you gotta center it though

02:55:25.180 can you help me?

02:55:26.180 yeah

02:55:27.180 i like that

02:55:28.180 i really like that

02:55:29.180 what does the rest of it look like?

02:55:30.180 ow

02:55:31.180 did you miss?

02:55:32.180 ugh

02:55:33.180 so badly just want i'm not gonna

02:55:36.180 shut up

02:55:37.180 what are you doing? 1.00

02:55:38.180 i'm just getting my head in 1.00

02:55:39.180 let's leave this shit at 2020 0.99

02:55:52.180 if he wanted to he would 1.00

02:55:54.180 listen to me

02:55:56.180 the guy i'm with right now

02:55:58.180 i met him

02:56:00.180 when i was going through my divorce

02:56:01.180 i was married for five years

02:56:03.180 and i literally

02:56:05.180 believed

02:56:06.180 i

02:56:08.180 i would never be loved again

02:56:11.180 i'm not worthy of being loved

02:56:13.180 i literally was a mess

02:56:15.180 and i met this guy

02:56:16.180 okay

02:56:17.180 and he's been trying to take me out on all these dates

02:56:19.180 and i was just no no no i'm not ready

02:56:22.180 and i'm like just text him

02:56:23.180 i was so sad

02:56:25.180 but i just had this feeling like

02:56:27.180 this guy you need in your life

02:56:29.180 and that's what i said

02:56:30.180 and so i sent him a text message

02:56:31.180 and i go

02:56:32.180 hey i think i just need you in my life

02:56:35.180 he responds with the restaurant he's taking me to

02:56:37.180 and the time he's picking me up

02:56:39.180 in the day

02:56:40.180 and he picks me up and we go on the date

02:56:42.180 like that next weekend

02:56:44.180 and he lives

02:56:46.180 two hours away

02:56:47.180 two hours away

02:56:48.180 so he drove 1.00

02:56:49.180 this nigga drove two hours to get with the married bitch 1.00

02:56:51.180 two hours took me on the date 1.00

02:56:53.180 took me on the date

02:56:54.180 dropped me off and drove two hours back home

02:56:56.180 from then on he never missed a weekend

02:56:58.180 every single weekend he would come up and see me two hours

02:57:01.180 drive two hours to me every single weekend 1.00

02:57:03.180 yeah and you know she gave him pussy that first night too 1.00

02:57:06.180 even though she was married 1.00

02:57:07.180 because he drove two hours and she needed him

02:57:10.180 bro she gave it up first day

02:57:12.180 and see me

02:57:13.180 one night i was feeling really sad about like stuff i was going to 0.94

02:57:16.180 you driving two hours to puss puss 0.96

02:57:18.180 i was just super emotional 0.96

02:57:19.180 i was like i need to go to target

02:57:22.180 also

02:57:23.180 as we do

02:57:24.180 that's a great method to get some side puss 1.00

02:57:26.180 if it's two hours away she's not going to find out about the local puss 1.00

02:57:30.180 and i need to cry in the parking lot 0.60

02:57:32.180 i don't even need anything

02:57:33.180 i just can't be around him

02:57:34.180 because i just feel

02:57:36.180 i don't know like embarrassed

02:57:38.180 so i ended up telling him like hey i'm going to target

02:57:42.180 like do you mean anything

02:57:43.180 he's like oh no i'll come with you

02:57:45.180 like just being speed

02:57:46.180 i'm like oh no it's really okay

02:57:48.180 and he's like no i'll come with

02:57:49.180 i go okay

02:57:50.180 i go

02:57:51.180 i'm like

02:57:52.180 i'm a milkman

02:57:53.180 but

02:57:54.180 when i see lips like that

02:57:56.180 it just goes away huh

02:57:57.180 doesn't it take away the fun of it

02:57:59.180 you know she's nice 0.99

02:58:00.180 she's got a 0.79

02:58:01.180 the bitcoin thing

02:58:02.180 she's got like the nice white girl 1.00

02:58:04.180 person

02:58:05.180 you know

02:58:06.180 it's not obnoxious

02:58:07.180 she's girly

02:58:08.180 but

02:58:09.180 something

02:58:10.180 just the

02:58:11.180 the

02:58:12.180 when milk has these lips

02:58:13.180 and i don't

02:58:14.180 i don't like lip fillers

02:58:15.180 i hate them

02:58:16.180 for her they feel weird

02:58:17.180 it feels like you're like kissing a water balloon

02:58:20.180 but two

02:58:21.180 they look goofy

02:58:22.180 you just

02:58:23.180 you look insecure

02:58:25.180 i go

02:58:26.180 i'm like okay

02:58:27.180 and so we go to the target parking lot

02:58:28.180 and i'm like

02:58:29.180 my heart's beating on the way there

02:58:30.180 i'm like

02:58:31.180 i just want to cry

02:58:32.180 and

02:58:33.180 we get in the parking lot

02:58:34.180 i go

02:58:35.180 i literally

02:58:36.180 don't need anything

02:58:37.180 i just was coming here

02:58:38.180 because i have a lot on my mind

02:58:39.180 and i just

02:58:40.180 don't want to put that on you

02:58:41.180 like you don't deserve that

02:58:42.180 i start sobbing

02:58:44.180 this guy starts crying next to me

02:58:47.180 sobbing

02:58:48.180 and he holds my face

02:58:49.180 huh

02:58:51.180 like this

02:58:52.180 and he's like

02:58:53.180 you are worth it

02:58:55.180 and you deserve so much

02:58:57.180 and he's crying

02:58:58.180 while this is happening

02:59:00.180 and he's like

02:59:02.180 voila

02:59:03.180 when they get into a fight 1.00

02:59:04.180 she's immediately gonna bring that up and call him a bitch 1.00

02:59:07.180 when 1.00

02:59:08.180 he starts yelling at her

02:59:09.180 like

02:59:10.180 what about when you cried in the parking lot

02:59:12.180 never cry in front of a girl

02:59:13.180 because even though right now

02:59:14.180 she's saying it as if it's a good thing

02:59:15.180 she's never gonna forget that

02:59:16.180 she's gonna bring it up

02:59:17.180 she's gonna talk about it to her friends

02:59:18.180 she's gonna tell everybody

02:59:20.180 it's not an intimate moment

02:59:21.180 between you and the girl you love

02:59:23.180 it's a moment of weakness

02:59:24.180 that a girl can never forget 1.00

02:59:25.180 they're like elephants

02:59:26.180 even though this one's skinny

02:59:28.180 don't do it

02:59:29.180 i just want to be around

02:59:31.180 don't do it

02:59:32.180 for the day that you

02:59:33.180 see your worth

02:59:34.180 and he's like

02:59:35.180 and he's like

02:59:36.180 so you don't need anything in target

02:59:37.180 like will you keep talking

02:59:38.180 i'm like no

02:59:39.180 and he's like okay i'll be right back

02:59:40.180 goes in target

02:59:41.180 gets me ben and jerry's

02:59:43.180 comes back to the car

02:59:44.180 he's like let's go

02:59:45.180 ben and jerry's

02:59:46.180 this dude's a fr

02:59:47.180 oh

02:59:48.180 he's saying girl words 0.99

02:59:51.180 he's crying with her

02:59:52.180 like a girlfriend

02:59:53.180 getting her ice cream

02:59:54.180 like a girl 0.67

02:59:55.180 i go okay

02:59:56.180 i'm like so

02:59:57.180 okay baby okay

02:59:58.180 they're both crying

02:59:59.180 and hugging each other

03:00:00.180 on the ride home

03:00:01.180 someone comes and robs them

03:00:02.180 they're like

03:00:03.180 i just

03:00:04.180 i'm having a moment

03:00:06.180 and then

03:00:07.180 we go home

03:00:08.180 and i eat the entire

03:00:09.180 carton

03:00:10.180 oh man

03:00:11.180 you're enabling her to get fat

03:00:13.180 and jerry's 0.97

03:00:14.180 while he like rubs my back

03:00:16.180 and i pass out

03:00:18.180 he didn't even get head 0.99

03:00:20.180 bitch got 1.00

03:00:21.180 like fell 1.00

03:00:22.180 passed out from a food coma

03:00:23.180 and she was wine drunk 1.00

03:00:25.180 he didn't fuck 1.00

03:00:26.180 he cried for no reason 1.00

03:00:28.180 you drove two hours

03:00:29.180 and you couldn't even get

03:00:30.180 some sympathy head

03:00:31.180 sympathy head

03:00:32.180 and it's just sweet

03:00:33.180 because he writes me letters

03:00:34.180 all the time

03:00:35.180 and i just got a letter from

03:00:37.180 and she's married

03:00:38.180 and she was married bro

03:00:40.180 two hours to pat her back 0.63

03:00:42.180 and cry

03:00:43.180 and watch

03:00:44.180 a girl with inverted lips 0.70

03:00:45.180 eat ice cream

03:00:46.180 and you're writing her letters

03:00:48.180 because she's married

03:00:49.180 from him

03:00:50.180 that was so sweet

03:00:51.180 like at the end of it

03:00:52.180 it was like

03:00:53.180 ps i told you that you would see

03:00:54.180 your worth

03:00:55.180 What does that even mean?

03:00:56.180 what is her worth?

03:00:57.180 I feel like he just saw that in a movie

03:00:58.180 and then is repeating it

03:00:59.180 or he knows how to do it

03:01:00.180 and you're writing her letters

03:01:01.180 and you're writing her letters

03:01:02.180 and you're writing her letters

03:01:03.180 and you're writing her letters

03:01:04.180 and you're writing her letters

03:01:05.180 because she's married

03:01:06.180 from him

03:01:07.180 from him

03:01:08.180 that was so sweet

03:01:09.180 like at the end of it

03:01:10.180 it was like

03:01:11.180 PS i told you that you would see

03:01:13.180 your work

03:01:14.180 just like what?

03:01:16.180 I mean, she looks happy that you would see your worth.

03:01:20.060 What does that even mean?

03:01:21.580 What is her worth?

03:01:22.180 I feel like he just saw that in a movie and then is repeating it.

03:01:24.680 Or he knows that girls want to hear that.

03:01:26.500 Like, what exactly is her worth?

03:01:30.140 What is that?

03:01:32.500 He ain't got no game.

03:01:33.520 I don't think they're going to, I don't think they last them out.

03:01:36.580 I don't think they last them.

03:01:39.220 At the same time, though, what I realized, like, the past couple weeks and months is

03:01:42.640 that you can't follow any red pill guru or you can't really follow any relationship

03:01:46.820 advice that you see online and apply it to your real life relationship.

03:01:52.240 It's like going based off of any book or any manual that you could see from a dude online.

03:01:58.080 It's just not going to accurately represent your relationship.

03:02:03.940 Your relationship is going to work individual to your relationship.

03:02:07.580 If you go and prescribe, like, just the red pill says this and says that.

03:02:11.060 And you, he doesn't know better than you.

03:02:14.080 There's nobody online, no relationship guru that's going to be able to tell you something

03:02:17.760 that's better than what you think in your relationship.

03:02:21.120 Says you, yeah, man, I talk about this stuff.

03:02:23.120 I can give, like, my advice.

03:02:25.500 I can give my opinion.

03:02:27.540 But do I know perfectly? 1.00

03:02:29.660 Fuck no. 1.00

03:02:31.360 Hell nah. 1.00

03:02:33.700 He knows.

03:02:34.540 No, he doesn't.

03:02:35.600 Nobody knows better than you.

03:02:38.660 Nobody knows better than you.

03:02:41.100 And even if you're making mistakes, like, trust your gut.

03:02:44.060 See your own relationship.

03:02:45.180 Nobody's going to be able to give you the perfect advice because nobody knows you.

03:02:48.860 Nobody knows your girl.

03:02:50.200 Everybody is different.

03:02:52.780 Everybody's different.

03:02:53.400 Everybody's different.

03:02:53.440 Everybody is different.

03:02:58.840 Everybody is different.

03:03:06.160 Everything is different.

03:03:06.300 All right.

03:03:08.040 Oh my

03:03:11.040 Four

03:03:14.040 Five

03:03:16.040 Oh stop man

03:03:23.040 He had good time

03:03:30.040 How was somebody waiting

03:03:33.040 When that happened

03:03:35.040 Why is out

03:03:38.040 Why is out time

03:03:48.040 Why are you wearing a mask

03:03:57.040 Why are you wearing a mask

03:04:09.040 Right

03:04:14.040 Yeah this is

03:04:16.040 sometimes you do need a divorce because you might have made a mistake or you just grow apart

03:04:40.960 it happens you don't have to be together around your kids fighting it's not gonna be

03:04:45.500 tough for you it's gonna be terrible for your partner and it's gonna be terrible for the kids 0.98

03:04:49.000 yo bitches on the internet get divorced and then tell every other girl to get divorced too 1.00

03:04:52.980 it's so fine just find some other one everyone goes through life in different ways everyone 0.99

03:04:58.120 changes it's fine no one's doing anything wrong it's okay to show your kids that sometimes it's

03:05:03.820 okay to show your kids that mommy left daddy for a younger guy who's stealing his money marriage

03:05:10.460 fails putting that pressure on kids think that they have to find the one person and they can never

03:05:15.320 ever ever divorce that's the point of marriage is to find that one person then you shouldn't

03:05:19.380 got married if you didn't think that if there wasn't any pressure to stay with your husband 0.81

03:05:23.640 you should have just fucked them why did you get why did you sign that paper even if the 0.99

03:05:28.300 relationship turns abusive it's so much worse and just like hey some also modern women think abusive 1.00

03:05:33.600 is arguing abusive is when he beats the shit out of you abusive is when you wear giant sunglasses to 0.64

03:05:41.860 cover up your black eye so that your friends don't criticize you that's what abuse is sometimes 0.98

03:05:47.480 things abuse is like alcoholic beatings not uh the dishwasher they wash the dishes hey sometimes

03:05:55.580 things doesn't work out and then you gotta move on it's perfectly fine what's wrong with that because 0.98

03:06:00.620 it says it is a fucking book bro are you kidding me that's prison if you get that in your mind you're in 0.99

03:06:07.460 prison oh man you see the crazy eyes at the end of it modern women think that marriage is prison 1.00

03:06:16.380 the whole point was commitment you're supposed to you're supposed to be locked in that's the point

03:06:24.040 yeah you're locked in like prison when you take your when you say your vows you make that commitment

03:06:30.460 you sign that paper you're saying this is my this is my husband this is my wife for life

03:06:35.240 yeah you like women abuse the word abusive they abuse it more than actual wife beaters 1.00

03:06:44.000 what is this

03:06:46.660 i don't know what to tell you bro i do not know what to tell you and uh keep on calling me your 1.00

03:07:02.580 names bro you're a fat fucking jew bro you're literally depressed with millions of fucking 1.00

03:07:06.840 dollars okay what the hell 1.00

03:07:09.340 first time i met yay

03:07:16.940 i really appreciated if you could uh have a

03:07:21.960 i used to cheat like this in school

03:07:23.160 is there not a better way for you to spread your message than doing this at an elementary

03:07:28.120 school

03:07:28.380 this is a great way trust me with little kids

03:07:34.920 fantastic way

03:07:35.760 jesus said go into all the world including all the world

03:07:41.160 yeah if people are saying w off this like no this is not the best way to do it like bro you got to

03:07:45.880 have better use of your time and your energy like you really bought this costume put it on

03:07:49.500 like yeah everybody knows santa's fake and like christmas is a pagan holiday but

03:07:54.660 like they should put you on a sex offender list for thinking that this is the way you should spend

03:07:59.840 your tuesday 0.99

03:08:00.500 ww you guys are dorks you do it then 0.99

03:08:04.000 i preach the gospel to every creature 0.98

03:08:06.080 there's a better way to get your message across than doing this to children at an elementary school

03:08:10.520 your mom say you have to be lgbt um no i think she's what i want to be but

03:08:23.460 something but

03:08:24.740 go ahead let's go ahead keep talking say what you're saying 1.00

03:08:28.440 of course like a fat old white 0.99

03:08:30.600 my mom doesn't matter if i'm up if i am gay or a lesbian or any of that she doesn't care 0.99

03:08:37.600 all she cares about is that i'm a part of it

03:08:40.420 and if i'm not a part of it she'll try to convince me to join it 0.94

03:08:45.540 okay well yeah she's brainwashing her son to be trans 0.72

03:08:49.740 i want you to try these cookies 0.91

03:08:51.260 what is it

03:08:51.860 no pokimane

03:08:52.860 she do when i say

03:08:54.460 niggas 1.00

03:08:55.660 it's her food 0.88

03:08:58.840 so why are you eating her cookies

03:09:00.620 nah cause anybody's trying it

03:09:02.620 oh god

03:09:03.060 no way i couldn't 0.98

03:09:04.700 what the fuck 0.96

03:09:17.860 alright it's it for the clips 0.99

03:09:21.320 that's it for the clips

03:09:28.340 Oh, uh, Bronson told me to watch, uh, these racist videos

03:09:34.920 Oh, actually, I'm gonna go monkey, a little monkey time, huh?

03:09:38.000 It's been a minute, huh?

03:09:39.820 Been a minute, huh? 1.00

03:09:44.760 Fuck you, Sneeko 1.00

03:09:45.680 What did I do? 1.00

03:09:47.420 Charno says, Abdul 0.98

03:09:48.380 Do you still like cuties?

03:09:50.980 Okay

03:09:51.280 Okay

03:09:55.380 Let me check Love Speech real quick

03:10:00.460 What you are, what y'all boys have

03:10:02.520 What y'all boys have

03:10:04.760 Real quick, real quick

03:10:07.060 React to seven deadly sins as a rapper

03:10:19.500 Um

03:10:20.180 No

03:10:20.780 Alright, I'm done

03:10:22.440 Hey, what's up?

03:10:34.320 I thought you were white for a second.

03:10:36.620 I am white. Are you?

03:10:38.720 No, I'm not black. 0.86

03:10:40.820 Oh, how was your night, baby? 0.88

03:10:43.560 Oh, wait.

03:10:45.700 What did you get for Christmas?

03:10:48.880 Um, Apple Watch.

03:10:50.760 Clothes. That's it.

03:10:55.700 What would you do if you saw Santa come down your chimney? 1.00

03:10:58.800 Shoot that nigga? That nigga not supposed to be real? 1.00

03:11:02.140 Yeah, you look like you stole all the milk and cookies from Santa. 0.99

03:11:06.520 Um, no. I don't do sweet foods.

03:11:11.360 No?

03:11:12.740 Uh-uh.

03:11:13.260 What do you do?

03:11:14.880 And cookies are nasty.

03:11:16.520 Cookies are nasty? 1.00

03:11:18.000 Yeah.

03:11:18.740 And I don't drink milk because it makes me gag.

03:11:22.280 So what's your food of choice?

03:11:26.240 Um.

03:11:26.720 You can't think? Come on.

03:11:36.740 What did you eat today?

03:11:40.340 Gumbo?

03:11:41.900 Gumbo? 1.00

03:11:42.900 Oh, you black as fuck. 1.00

03:11:45.800 That's some black people with gumbo. 1.00

03:11:47.580 What is that? 0.95

03:11:49.460 You don't know what gumbo is?

03:11:50.900 Hell no. I'm white. 0.92

03:11:51.940 What the?

03:11:52.600 What the?

03:11:53.300 That's some slave food. 0.93

03:11:54.600 What are you eating?

03:11:55.040 No. No, it's not.

03:11:56.700 It has like.

03:11:58.360 Stroop.

03:11:59.680 Croppage.

03:12:01.060 Oh, that's slave food. 0.71

03:12:02.520 Lobster.

03:12:03.740 That sounds like.

03:12:04.580 I was born by the river.

03:12:08.280 In a little tent. 0.67

03:12:11.540 Yo, black people. 1.00

03:12:12.880 What the fuck is that, man? 1.00

03:12:15.700 What the hell? 1.00

03:12:18.980 Take him out. 1.00

03:12:19.620 You're punching. 0.69

03:12:20.940 Take him out.

03:12:21.560 Oh.

03:12:21.980 I look sexy right now, man.

03:12:27.500 Am I sexy?

03:12:28.660 Be honest.

03:12:30.360 What?

03:12:31.500 Am I sexy?

03:12:33.660 I don't know.

03:12:34.520 Are you?

03:12:35.140 I'm asking you.

03:12:36.860 Do you think you are?

03:12:37.740 I know I'm sexy.

03:12:38.900 But do you think I'm sexy?

03:12:44.040 How old you? 1.00

03:12:45.840 Fuck! 1.00

03:12:47.660 I'm just trying. 1.00

03:12:48.880 What's up?

03:12:49.420 Don't mind me.

03:12:51.820 That sounded like my voice.

03:12:54.500 Hey, what's up, baby?

03:12:55.920 How old are you?

03:12:56.760 How old you is?

03:13:00.240 Why are you squinting at me like that?

03:13:01.420 You look confused.

03:13:02.120 Stop blocking your face.

03:13:03.040 Am I going to spit at it?

03:13:03.840 It's a camera. 1.00

03:13:07.180 I'm 15, you fucking pedophile. 1.00

03:13:09.160 I didn't even say anything. 1.00

03:13:10.180 I didn't even.

03:13:10.700 What did I say? 1.00

03:13:11.340 What the fuck? 1.00

03:13:16.460 How old are you? 1.00

03:13:18.360 I'm 19.

03:13:19.520 Oh, perfect.

03:13:20.440 What are you up to?

03:13:21.180 You look like you're doing homework right now. 1.00

03:13:23.320 Why the fuck? 1.00

03:13:25.980 Yo, this the famous nigga, bro. 1.00

03:13:28.020 Hey, what's good? 0.68

03:13:30.000 Yo, bro.

03:13:30.780 Hold on, hold on.

03:13:31.520 Let me record.

03:13:32.020 Let me record, bro.

03:13:32.840 Let me record, bro.

03:13:33.660 What'd you get for Christmas?

03:13:34.520 Yo, yo, I got in the center.

03:13:37.980 Yo, this the famous dude.

03:13:41.500 Wait, you gonna let that girl, you gonna let that girl ask for my snap? 1.00

03:13:45.520 Yeah, she not with me.

03:13:47.200 Wait, but y'all with each other in this monkey call?

03:13:49.880 Yo, yo, yo. 0.99

03:13:51.020 Am I about to be on video?

03:13:52.520 Give me your hat.

03:13:53.760 Give me your hat.

03:13:55.480 Okay, wait.

03:13:56.340 What'd she look like before I give it to you? 0.98

03:13:57.760 What'd she look like?

03:13:58.360 My hat.

03:13:58.960 My hair.

03:13:59.380 It don't matter.

03:14:01.140 Come on, stop, stop. 0.99

03:14:02.100 He's famous, bro.

03:14:02.960 You about to eat so many people. 0.99

03:14:04.200 I don't care if he's famous, nigga. 1.00

03:14:07.200 He's fine. 0.61

03:14:08.420 Yeah.

03:14:09.400 Wait, am I bald?

03:14:10.140 Be honest.

03:14:11.820 Kinda. 1.00

03:14:12.540 What the fuck? 1.00

03:14:13.820 I wasn't asking you. 1.00

03:14:14.120 Your junk receded, too. 1.00

03:14:15.440 Yo, your junk receded, too. 0.99

03:14:17.460 No, it's not receding. 0.97

03:14:18.200 I just didn't get a shape up yet.

03:14:19.800 Oh, all right. 1.00

03:14:20.920 Okay, fuck you. 1.00

03:14:21.640 You just killed my ego, bro. 1.00

03:14:23.880 Okay, packing it up.

03:14:25.340 I think it's time to pack it up.

03:14:26.640 No, don't pack it up yet.

03:14:27.520 Let me pack it in.

03:14:29.440 Is that?

03:14:31.200 Is that?

03:14:32.540 Is that what?

03:14:33.000 No, two ground.

03:14:34.300 Two ground.

03:14:35.120 Two.

03:14:35.980 This will be your life right here.

03:14:37.380 What?

03:14:38.100 Two ground.

03:14:38.780 You're going to prison.

03:14:39.680 I'm going to jail.

03:14:40.820 I heard me.

03:14:41.320 You're going to jail.

03:14:42.340 You know what?

03:14:43.080 I'll see your dad in jail.

03:14:44.800 Do you know who that was?

03:14:46.620 Huh?

03:14:47.220 Huh?

03:14:47.500 What is he?

03:14:48.120 Do you know who that was?

03:14:49.140 Okay.

03:14:52.000 Sasha, how are you? 1.00

03:14:53.920 What the fuck? 1.00

03:14:55.000 Sasha? 1.00

03:14:57.000 It says your name on the fucking... 1.00

03:14:58.700 Ryan. 1.00

03:14:59.000 Are you a dude? 1.00

03:15:03.620 Bitch, who? 1.00

03:15:04.200 Don't make me smack you over my best friend. 1.00

03:15:05.780 Bitch, who's a little awesome. 1.00

03:15:06.820 I'm not going to be bitch. 1.00

03:15:08.060 No, I'm not going to lie. 1.00

03:15:08.940 You kind of look like a black gay guy. 0.99

03:15:13.460 That's cool. 1.00

03:15:14.260 I never fucked that. 0.99

03:15:15.980 Can you twerk? 1.00

03:15:16.900 How old are you?

03:15:18.100 I'm not.

03:15:19.220 I don't want to know.

03:15:20.280 I don't want to know. 1.00

03:15:20.960 Yeah, shit. 1.00

03:15:21.940 Shit. 1.00

03:15:24.100 Oh, oh. 1.00

03:15:24.420 Why the fuck is everybody... 1.00

03:15:27.000 Are you fucking? 1.00

03:15:34.140 No. 1.00

03:15:35.120 What's that noise?

03:15:36.920 I'm not going.

03:15:41.680 Myself.

03:15:44.220 Hey.

03:15:45.120 It's really black today. 1.00

03:15:47.440 Oh, shit. 1.00

03:15:48.600 It's just so... 1.00

03:15:49.640 Like, it's just so many...

03:15:51.120 It's Miko.

03:15:53.340 Hey, what's up, milk...

03:15:54.220 Some unexpired milk.

03:16:01.340 Are you calling me white?

03:16:02.640 Yeah.

03:16:03.240 You both are.

03:16:04.140 There's mostly been black people.

03:16:05.200 I've been scrolling it, but it's giving a lot of people...

03:16:06.660 It's all blacks in here. 1.00

03:16:07.560 Why is that? 0.74

03:16:09.620 I don't know.

03:16:10.280 I'm a cracker.

03:16:11.520 Nice.

03:16:11.860 W cracker.

03:16:13.360 W cracker. 0.98

03:16:15.520 What's a better insult for white people? 0.99

03:16:17.520 Because, like, obviously, we know the black people insult and it hits. 0.99

03:16:20.500 But there's no good insult. 0.97

03:16:22.060 You say mayo, cracker.

03:16:23.440 It doesn't really...

03:16:24.060 Like, there's no white people... 0.54

03:16:24.980 Mayo?

03:16:26.640 It's just funny, though.

03:16:27.880 Like, it's not...

03:16:28.520 It's not...

03:16:29.160 Mayo monster.

03:16:31.540 I don't know.

03:16:33.680 Mayo.

03:16:34.300 I've never heard of that.

03:16:36.140 There's nothing that really sticks.

03:16:39.180 Colonizer.

03:16:39.960 It's like...

03:16:40.420 But, yeah, that's kind of cool to colonize.

03:16:42.360 There's nothing.

03:16:43.520 I don't know.

03:16:44.480 I've never heard of any of them.

03:16:45.520 You've never heard of that?

03:16:46.600 What's the most insulting thing that somebody's called you?

03:16:49.420 Racially.

03:16:54.460 I don't know.

03:16:55.280 Bobo just calls me the N-word a lot.

03:16:57.220 I don't really...

03:16:58.700 Is that you?

03:16:59.500 Are you Bobo?

03:17:01.280 No.

03:17:02.680 Who's Bobo?

03:17:04.480 There's some girl that goes to her school. 1.00

03:17:06.620 Oh, she sounds great.

03:17:07.560 Bring her in here. 1.00

03:17:08.480 The hell? 0.99

03:17:11.420 I can't. 0.67

03:17:13.200 I don't know how.

03:17:15.160 How old are you?

03:17:17.300 20.

03:17:18.400 Stop lying.

03:17:19.240 Wait.

03:17:19.740 I have no idea what I just did.

03:17:22.080 You friended me?

03:17:22.960 We just got to know each other.

03:17:23.920 That was quick.

03:17:25.220 Oh.

03:17:26.560 I didn't know I did that.

03:17:28.500 That's fine.

03:17:28.980 I'll friend you.

03:17:29.660 I'll accept it.

03:17:30.400 We could be monkey friends now. 0.59

03:17:31.860 You're the only non-monkey on monkeys.

03:17:35.500 The only non-monkey on monkeys? 0.54

03:17:37.120 The only non-mon.

03:17:38.440 Hey, braces.

03:17:38.980 What'd you get for Christmas?

03:17:41.800 Oh.

03:17:42.920 Yo. 0.99

03:17:43.480 What the hell? 0.99

03:17:45.500 What? 0.98

03:17:49.000 I just asked what you got for Christmas.

03:17:51.300 What?

03:17:52.040 What?

03:17:54.800 What are you coming to?

03:17:55.540 I saw your braces.

03:17:56.380 So what?

03:17:57.000 They're the giant metal things like poking at your head.

03:17:59.380 Yeah.

03:17:59.600 I saw them.

03:18:02.020 Who are you?

03:18:03.300 I'm just a guy.

03:18:03.920 I like you guys because like everything shocks you.

03:18:05.880 I said mayo and you like lost your minds.

03:18:07.760 It's so easy to make you guys laugh.

03:18:09.240 No.

03:18:09.560 Behind you.

03:18:10.900 What?

03:18:11.200 Behind me what?

03:18:11.680 You do.

03:18:13.360 There's something behind you.

03:18:14.720 Yeah.

03:18:15.260 There's someone behind you.

03:18:16.700 There's someone behind me.

03:18:17.520 No, there's someone behind you.

03:18:18.760 I looked.

03:18:19.220 There's no one there.

03:18:22.460 Why aren't you seeing them?

03:18:23.600 No forehead.

03:18:26.560 Huh?

03:18:28.200 Are you recording us right now?

03:18:30.620 No.

03:18:31.640 What do you see behind?

03:18:32.700 What are you talking about?

03:18:34.720 There's someone behind you.

03:18:39.540 Brace is howling.

03:18:40.600 Brace is howling.

03:18:41.160 Brace, what year were you born in quick?

03:18:45.060 What do you say?

03:18:45.940 I don't know.

03:18:46.760 What year were you born in?

03:18:49.000 I was born in like a...

03:18:51.860 Oh, I found it.

03:18:54.700 Oh, my God.

03:18:55.620 Oh, my God.

03:18:56.340 You're famous.

03:18:57.960 Whoa.

03:18:58.880 Wait, wait, wait.

03:18:59.480 What did you see?

03:18:59.940 What was the first thing that showed up?

03:19:01.000 Let me see.

03:19:02.660 1.7 million.

03:19:04.440 Oh, IG.

03:19:05.440 Yeah.

03:19:07.180 Wait, I want to try to see it.

03:19:09.260 Well, yeah.

03:19:10.040 Are we on YouTube?

03:19:12.580 Oh, my God.

03:19:13.040 Are we on YouTube?

03:19:15.340 I'm a monkey.

03:19:17.300 Long story.

03:19:18.380 Long story.

03:19:19.060 I'm bad on YouTube.

03:19:19.860 But you guys have a great night, okay?

03:19:21.360 Oh, bye, monkey.

03:19:24.540 Huh?

03:19:24.860 Weird.

03:19:26.940 You guys are so...

03:19:27.800 Like, white girls are just so easy to make laugh. 1.00

03:19:29.660 Holy shit. 1.00

03:19:30.500 Hey. 0.99

03:19:31.160 Oh.

03:19:31.340 Kelsey, what's going on?

03:19:42.740 Light one up real quick.

03:19:43.800 Can you rip that bong for me one time? 0.99

03:19:46.520 The what?

03:19:47.400 Rip that bong. 1.00

03:19:49.480 I don't have one on me, but I have something else.

03:19:52.280 Let's see.

03:19:52.880 What you smoking on?

03:19:53.460 Babe? 0.99

03:19:53.640 You have all those weed posters in that, like, little ass dab. 0.95

03:20:02.780 You got to have something like a gravity bong or a blunt or something.

03:20:06.380 That's the lamest smoking device you could possibly have with all those posters up there.

03:20:10.420 Because I can't smoke in the house.

03:20:12.880 What are your parents going to...

03:20:13.680 Yeah, but of course you can.

03:20:14.900 Look at that.

03:20:15.200 They know you smoke weed.

03:20:16.040 Yeah, but they...

03:20:18.160 They're okay with it, but they say smoke in the garage, not in their house, because they

03:20:21.960 don't want to smell it.

03:20:23.380 So just get a dryer sheet over the toilet paper thing. 1.00

03:20:26.160 What you do is you finish the toilet paper roll, you get the cardboard, and then it's

03:20:28.880 a tube, right?

03:20:29.760 You take a dryer sheet, you put it over a tube, and then you blow the smoke out through the

03:20:33.520 tube, and then it goes through the dryer sheet.

03:20:35.520 It's like a filter.

03:20:39.400 You're not a real stoner.

03:20:40.520 You don't know what you're doing.

03:20:42.520 I didn't know that.

03:20:43.460 I just now recently got permission.

03:20:46.040 How old are you?

03:20:50.460 Yo mama age.

03:20:56.460 Well, hold on.

03:20:57.740 Is the...

03:20:58.400 Okay, 16.

03:20:59.480 Is the friend less on the phone?

03:21:00.940 Does she weigh 30 more pounds than you? 1.00

03:21:04.740 No.

03:21:05.100 Actually, I weigh less than her, bro.

03:21:06.680 Like, I'm in a risky world.

03:21:08.260 Oh.

03:21:08.780 You sound fat, though. 0.99

03:21:09.780 You have a fat voice. 1.00

03:21:12.260 Bitch, actually, you sound fat. 1.00

03:21:13.600 You sound like a chubby-ass bitch who drinks milk. 1.00

03:21:15.820 All day, and eats pizza, and sits around in smoke, and plays video games like a fat loser 1.00

03:21:20.160 all fucking day. 1.00

03:21:21.380 I actually do none of those things. 1.00

03:21:23.280 You stupid bitch. 1.00

03:21:24.960 He's not fat. 1.00

03:21:25.700 Okay, well, let's look. 0.75

03:21:28.120 Pretty fat.

03:21:29.480 Have a nice day. 0.82

03:21:30.580 You too.

03:21:31.820 I like her.

03:21:33.580 It's crazy.

03:21:36.500 She do have a fat voice, am I gonna lie. 1.00

03:21:38.920 Do you want to see Megamind?

03:21:40.700 See what?

03:21:42.200 See Megamind?

03:21:43.260 Yeah, yeah.

03:21:45.840 Put that away! 1.00

03:21:48.760 Put it away! 0.98

03:21:49.360 My eyes!

03:21:53.220 That's a YouTuber!

03:21:54.620 That's a YouTuber!

03:21:55.700 Oh! 0.60

03:21:57.640 You gotta get surgery on that. 0.94

03:22:01.620 If you, if you, like, headbutt somebody across the room, they're dead. 0.96

03:22:05.340 You could knock somebody out with that. 0.87

03:22:06.760 Put it on the camera?

03:22:08.800 Wait, are you a YouTuber?

03:22:10.640 No, I'm not.

03:22:11.500 Well, I'm not.

03:22:12.880 You're not?

03:22:13.780 No, no.

03:22:15.240 Are you, uh, Cyclops?

03:22:18.280 Are you, like, what?

03:22:20.720 Are you really smart?

03:22:22.720 Yeah.

03:22:23.780 Smart brain.

03:22:24.960 Yep.

03:22:25.880 I got that extra brain.

03:22:27.080 You, like, you don't forget anything.

03:22:30.360 Nope.

03:22:31.660 You drop a book on the floor and you have the whole thing memorized.

03:22:35.060 Yep.

03:22:37.900 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

03:22:39.240 Okay, bye.

03:22:41.180 Flip.

03:22:41.480 Hey, that one over there, yeah, you a PewDiePie.

03:22:45.600 The one with the, uh, the little pumpkin.

03:22:46.880 Hey! 0.99

03:22:48.320 What's going on?

03:22:49.240 Hey! 0.99

03:22:50.400 Hey! 0.99

03:22:51.580 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

03:22:54.020 What's up?

03:22:54.400 Hey, my guy in the back, what you want tonight?

03:22:57.400 Not much.

03:22:58.800 Wait, what?

03:22:59.560 Are these your siblings or your friends?

03:23:00.960 Like, what's the situation?

03:23:02.080 What?

03:23:02.560 Cousins.

03:23:03.220 My cousin.

03:23:04.080 Oh, your cousin.

03:23:04.940 What'd you get your cousins for Christmas?

03:23:06.320 Oh, your cousin.

03:23:08.720 Nothing.

03:23:09.200 Nothing.

03:23:09.780 I ain't got no money.

03:23:11.880 I ain't got no money in that one.

03:23:14.260 You're too broke to celebrate Christmas.

03:23:17.200 Huh?

03:23:17.680 You're too broke to celebrate. 0.81

03:23:18.880 I know damn well you ate all the food, though. 0.63

03:23:21.660 Nah.

03:23:23.040 We don't.

03:23:23.660 We celebrate Kwanzaa. 0.95

03:23:25.520 You're that black? 0.86

03:23:29.880 Why was that a skip? 0.99

03:23:31.060 That's like the blackest holiday ever.

03:23:32.460 Do you celebrate Kwanzaa or Christmas?

03:23:38.820 Kwanzaa.

03:23:39.760 Really?

03:23:40.740 Yeah. 0.88

03:23:41.460 That's a really black thing.

03:23:42.680 Like, why would you do that?

03:23:43.940 Put the phone down. 1.00

03:23:45.520 What the fuck? 1.00

03:23:46.480 Why are you celebrating Kwanzaa? 1.00

03:23:47.520 You're not even like black. 1.00

03:23:48.880 You're like Spanish black. 1.00

03:23:51.000 Why are you celebrating some African holiday? 0.99

03:23:53.780 Well, I'm black.

03:23:56.160 I'm African. 0.86

03:23:57.980 Stop lying.

03:23:58.620 You have, like, white girl hair.

03:24:00.260 This is a wig.

03:24:02.860 Are you for real?

03:24:05.560 Natural girl.

03:24:06.320 You have permission right now to go and yank that wig right off her head. 1.00

03:24:09.780 I'm natural.

03:24:10.680 I just have a wig on today.

03:24:12.720 Yank it off for MLK.

03:24:16.000 I can't right now.

03:24:17.020 My hair is a mess.

03:24:17.840 No, not you.

03:24:18.440 Because you got your natural hair on the right.

03:24:21.400 You got your natural hair.

03:24:22.380 You see her colonizer hair?

03:24:24.920 Yank it off.

03:24:25.400 Not her colonizer hair! 1.00

03:24:27.060 Black people can be born with straight hair. 0.97

03:24:30.100 No, they can't. 0.92

03:24:30.840 Black people can have straight hair.

03:24:32.060 Okay, but she wasn't.

03:24:35.080 But you can still have straight hair.

03:24:36.900 And you can't have a...

03:24:37.540 But she didn't.

03:24:38.840 One day I put on a wig.

03:24:40.480 It's just the wrong day.

03:24:41.500 Right.

03:24:42.120 That one day.

03:24:42.920 What do you do for Kwanzaa?

03:24:43.740 I don't wear them often, I promise.

03:24:45.600 Can you tell me what Kwanzaa is?

03:24:46.820 Like, what, you just beat a drum and sit in a circle?

03:24:48.960 I...

03:24:49.240 What?

03:24:51.600 I don't know.

03:24:52.220 I'm asking you.

03:24:53.520 I actually don't really know what Kwanzaa is.

03:24:55.140 I don't know.

03:24:55.580 My parents just said we celebrate Kwanzaa like the candles.

03:24:59.060 Like the candles?

03:25:00.640 Just like candles.

03:25:01.740 That's all you did?

03:25:02.440 You just, like, sat in a fire and...

03:25:03.960 No, we ate food.

03:25:05.480 It's a lot of stuff.

03:25:06.780 You didn't celebrate Kwanzaa.

03:25:08.000 They just wanted...

03:25:08.500 They're just, like, trying to be woke so bad.

03:25:10.660 No.

03:25:11.740 How is that woke?

03:25:13.060 I don't know.

03:25:13.720 It's just...

03:25:14.140 So what's the process of celebrating Kwanzaa?

03:25:16.600 Besides...

03:25:16.920 I don't remember.

03:25:17.680 I just don't celebrate Christmas.

03:25:20.100 Why don't you celebrate Christmas?

03:25:21.040 You too cool?

03:25:22.100 I'm Muslim.

03:25:23.800 Oh, salaam alaikum.

03:25:24.700 But where's your hijab?

03:25:25.660 It's okay.

03:25:25.980 It's fine.

03:25:26.120 It's okay.

03:25:26.220 It's okay.

03:25:26.440 It's fine.

03:25:27.000 Oh, you're Muslim too?

03:25:28.060 Me and Allah, for one.

03:25:29.840 Two, it's not required.

03:25:32.140 It's definitely required.

03:25:33.720 And I'm just asking you.

03:25:34.940 But it's definitely required.

03:25:35.760 It's not required.

03:25:37.920 Traditionally.

03:25:39.160 Traditionally, yes.

03:25:40.380 Okay.

03:25:40.900 But, you know, you can have your own interpretation.

03:25:43.860 No, you can't.

03:25:44.420 The whole point of Islam is that it never changes. 1.00

03:25:46.720 It's perfect.

03:25:47.700 And we are imperfect.

03:25:48.580 But you can't just say it's traditional because that's like saying that we should allow gay marriage because, you know, it's traditional to be heterosexual, but times have changed.

03:25:56.920 Times have changed, but Islam stays the same. 1.00

03:26:00.540 No.

03:26:00.940 But it's between you and Allah. 0.95

03:26:03.080 Sure.

03:26:03.500 That's fine.

03:26:04.480 It's required.

03:26:05.440 It's required.

03:26:06.120 It's between you and Allah. 0.99

03:26:07.800 It's between you and Allah. 0.99

03:26:08.840 I mean, I'm still a Muslim regardless if I don't wear a hijab or not.

03:26:11.960 That's true.

03:26:12.360 That's true.

03:26:12.700 That's true.

03:26:12.900 But don't say it's not required.

03:26:13.660 I can't change that.

03:26:15.780 But don't say it's not required because it definitely is.

03:26:18.460 But it doesn't make me any less Muslim that I don't wear it, though.

03:26:24.680 Yeah.

03:26:25.220 That's why I'm saying it's not required.

03:26:27.160 I mean, do you hear that?

03:26:31.620 Like, of course, it's a big part of our religion, of course.

03:26:34.140 Of course, of course, of course.

03:26:35.280 And it's very important.

03:26:36.340 And it's a thing that I respect.

03:26:37.680 Absolutely.

03:26:38.780 But, you know.

03:26:41.320 Well, so you could say, we don't need to keep going back and forth, but it is required.

03:26:44.800 I don't want to go back and forth.

03:26:45.940 There's no reason to argue.

03:26:46.800 We all know the law.

03:26:49.040 Right.

03:26:50.160 What is it like during Christmas time?

03:26:52.520 Like, I'm Muslim, too, but I still celebrate at Christmas because the whole family's Christian.

03:26:55.820 Right?

03:26:56.200 Right.

03:26:56.460 My family's Christian as well, but I don't celebrate it personally.

03:26:59.720 Yeah.

03:27:00.280 That's how I.

03:27:01.000 Why?

03:27:01.400 I just go to job.

03:27:02.660 I just go to work and I just make more money.

03:27:05.640 What you guys do?

03:27:07.060 I work in retail, though.

03:27:09.100 Okay.

03:27:09.420 Where?

03:27:09.900 I'm a tutor.

03:27:11.580 Tutor?

03:27:12.020 What does that mean? 0.99

03:27:15.560 I'm supposed to tutor, but I don't know shit. 0.97

03:27:18.620 So, I just. 0.98

03:27:19.440 I don't.

03:27:21.580 So, you sit there and you're like, the person doesn't learn at all.

03:27:24.560 And then you just like, you just open the door.

03:27:26.460 I mean, I hope that they learn.

03:27:28.640 I really hope that they learn.

03:27:29.900 There probably are.

03:27:30.940 But where do you work retail?

03:27:32.240 You're probably in a department store.

03:27:33.680 I'm going to say Macy's.

03:27:35.460 No, I work at Bloomingdale's.

03:27:37.120 The high-end one.

03:27:37.440 That's the same thing.

03:27:38.320 No, it's not.

03:27:39.800 It's more bougie.

03:27:41.680 It's like.

03:27:42.620 Macy's.

03:27:43.160 It's like bougie.

03:27:44.860 The bougie daughter of Macy's. 0.92

03:27:46.660 That's exactly what Boomingdale's is.

03:27:48.100 Okay.

03:27:48.300 Be honest.

03:27:48.720 Did you guys give up Starbucks or no?

03:27:50.840 Of course.

03:27:52.240 McDonald's, Starbucks. 1.00

03:27:53.380 But like, I don't even drink that shit anyways. 0.99

03:27:56.300 So, it wasn't even. 1.00

03:27:57.380 Yeah, that's sugary ass shit. 1.00

03:27:58.000 I mean, I didn't like, I didn't crave it. 1.00

03:28:00.200 I've never.

03:28:00.800 Yeah.

03:28:01.000 I didn't wake up every morning and be like, oh, I need my Starbucks.

03:28:03.740 Yeah.

03:28:04.280 I never.

03:28:05.440 No.

03:28:05.760 It was never like that.

03:28:06.780 Okay.

03:28:06.980 There was nothing more for you to boycott?

03:28:10.180 Absolutely not.

03:28:11.200 That was not hard for me to boycott.

03:28:12.380 No. 1.00

03:28:12.920 Fuck no. 1.00

03:28:13.320 Why would it be? 1.00

03:28:14.280 Yeah.

03:28:16.120 Good stuff, man.

03:28:16.760 Okay.

03:28:17.300 They're saying yap.

03:28:18.160 Okay.

03:28:18.400 Bye.

03:28:19.020 I'm yapping now.

03:28:21.400 What are you saying?

03:28:22.740 He said he's getting naked.

03:28:24.300 Oh.

03:28:24.680 Wait, who's naked?

03:28:26.260 What?

03:28:28.000 This guy.

03:28:29.140 Oh my gosh.

03:28:30.260 This guy is so like, feminine. 0.96

03:28:32.560 Oh my God.

03:28:33.680 I'm feminist? 0.99

03:28:34.440 Hi.

03:28:34.920 Okay.

03:28:35.220 So, the last.

03:28:36.240 He's real, bro.

03:28:37.380 I gotta take a picture.

03:28:38.040 Take a screenshot.

03:28:39.560 Wait, tell me to take a screenshot and take a screenshot after.

03:28:41.420 Wait, wait, wait.

03:28:42.000 Ah!

03:28:43.040 You're like, freaking me out.

03:28:44.540 What's going on?

03:28:45.160 No!

03:28:45.360 No! 1.00

03:28:46.760 What the fuck? 1.00

03:28:48.080 What? 1.00

03:28:50.960 No!

03:28:51.560 No! 1.00

03:28:52.180 He's fucking famous. 1.00

03:28:54.020 What the fuck? 1.00

03:28:55.180 Oh, no. 1.00

03:28:55.960 He's back.

03:28:57.360 Okay.

03:28:57.960 Explain what happened.

03:28:59.340 Who's feminist? 1.00

03:29:00.260 Hello?

03:29:00.500 Who is naked?

03:29:01.240 What's going on?

03:29:02.420 Okay.

03:29:05.020 Okay.

03:29:05.980 So, like, before you, this guy was like, oh, they said something about something.

03:29:13.800 What'd you hear?

03:29:15.320 Oh, he was like, y'all, why are you still here?

03:29:17.140 And what? 0.94

03:29:17.480 I'm getting naked.

03:29:17.860 No, before that.

03:29:18.960 He was like, oh my.

03:29:19.940 Somebody was like, y'all, I'm about to get naked.

03:29:22.080 Oh my God, kitty.

03:29:22.820 No!

03:29:23.740 Take a screenshot.

03:29:24.920 He's famous.

03:29:26.160 Anyway.

03:29:27.200 But this guy was like, I'm getting naked.

03:29:29.460 And then we were confused what he said at first.

03:29:32.360 And then he was like, why are you still here?

03:29:34.080 And then I was like, feminist.

03:29:38.780 How is that feminist? 1.00

03:29:40.700 I don't, I don't know the fucking term. 0.99

03:29:42.640 I just said it. 0.99

03:29:45.180 Are you guys high?

03:29:50.500 No. 1.00

03:29:50.820 You're a bad liar, too. 1.00

03:29:53.060 He tried to make your straight face like you were talking to your teacher and your parent. 1.00

03:29:56.080 You're bad.

03:29:56.480 Look, you're cracking again.

03:29:57.460 You can't.

03:29:57.920 Come on. 0.95

03:29:59.700 You're some little stoners over there. 0.96

03:30:00.900 Yeah, all right. 0.97

03:30:01.360 With your cat.

03:30:03.720 Oh, man. 1.00

03:30:04.100 They're yapping like a motherfucker. 1.00

03:30:09.280 Hey, what's going on? 1.00

03:30:11.440 I like your nose ring. 0.99

03:30:12.160 You guys are white bringing up black people's Wi-Fi. 1.00

03:30:17.720 It's hard to hear. 1.00

03:30:34.280 Oh, what's that, motherfucker? 1.00

03:30:37.460 What are you dissecting? 1.00

03:30:39.620 What is that?

03:30:42.160 What are you doing?

03:30:47.920 Tell me, what are you doing right now?

03:30:51.080 Doing my nose.

03:30:53.020 What is that, like, thing in the middle?

03:30:54.860 Oh, okay, okay.

03:30:55.900 I thought that was like an egg or something.

03:30:57.920 I don't know what that is in the middle.

03:30:59.360 What is that?

03:30:59.880 Tell me what that is.

03:31:02.140 Oh, okay, okay.

03:31:04.140 Merry Christmas.

03:31:04.640 What did you get for Christmas?

03:31:07.420 Plushies.

03:31:08.140 Okay, beautiful.

03:31:12.160 What's going on?

03:31:16.580 What's going on?

03:31:17.980 Hi.

03:31:18.900 Where are you from?

03:31:23.460 I'm from North Carolina.

03:31:25.360 What's wrong?

03:31:25.940 You seem a little bit melancholy, sad.

03:31:27.880 Something.

03:31:33.960 What the?

03:31:37.100 Where are you from?

03:31:40.200 Didn't they tell you?

03:31:42.440 You're going to tell me the general area.

03:31:44.060 How about that?

03:31:47.700 Somewhere in the south.

03:31:48.520 If you said Texas, I'm still not going to know where you are, but it's fine.

03:31:52.900 How was your Christmas?

03:31:55.540 Great.

03:31:56.420 What'd you get? 1.00

03:31:57.920 I got a lot of expensive shit. 1.00

03:32:00.180 I got a camera. 0.99

03:32:02.700 I got two Michael Kors bags.

03:32:07.040 Not my friend's side-eyeing me.

03:32:09.340 Because you're flexing on monkey how much stuff you got.

03:32:11.760 You got a camera?

03:32:12.640 What type of camera?

03:32:13.420 And you got a fish tank? 1.00

03:32:14.380 I got a fucking fish tank with goldfish, bitch. 1.00

03:32:17.140 You got some rich-ass parents, huh? 1.00

03:32:23.460 No. 1.00

03:32:24.200 Shit! 1.00

03:32:26.660 What the fuck did I tell you earlier now? 1.00

03:32:28.380 His grandma is so rich. 1.00

03:32:30.200 And her parents are, like, so rich.

03:32:32.320 He's rich.

03:32:33.760 You mean parent.

03:32:35.140 He's rich.

03:32:36.040 That's why I have daddy issues.

03:32:38.960 Oh, you got daddy issues. 1.00

03:32:43.720 You can touch my phone, too.

03:32:45.860 But, yeah.

03:32:48.640 Like, she's rich, rich.

03:32:51.240 Hey, but don't be afraid.

03:32:52.200 It's good to have rich parents.

03:32:53.400 I don't know why people get ashamed about that.

03:32:54.860 It's not a bad thing.

03:32:55.840 Yeah, push her away.

03:32:56.620 She's annoying. 1.00

03:32:59.400 But I have daddy issues because I don't have a daddy, so.

03:33:03.620 What are the issues that come with that?

03:33:05.140 Having bad taste in men.

03:33:11.020 Yeah.

03:33:11.380 Tell me.

03:33:11.580 What happened?

03:33:12.200 What happened?

03:33:12.640 Tell me. 1.00

03:33:14.160 They're sexy as fuck, but they're abusive. 1.00

03:33:19.680 So which ones do you pick? 1.00

03:33:20.880 You pick the ones that don't give you attention, just like your dad?

03:33:26.400 No.

03:33:26.980 They give me too much attention.

03:33:28.080 So then how are they bad?

03:33:31.200 What's the bad part?

03:33:34.120 They beat up anybody that comes close to you, including women, and they hit and hurt you

03:33:39.120 when you don't answer their calls.

03:33:40.980 You're getting beat already?

03:33:44.080 How old are you?

03:33:46.240 12.

03:33:47.540 Stop lying.

03:33:49.700 Hmm?

03:33:50.300 You're actually 12?

03:33:52.440 Hmm?

03:33:54.460 What am I doing with my life?

03:33:55.940 Holy.

03:33:56.300 Are you serious?

03:33:56.940 What year were you born in?

03:33:57.560 Quick.

03:33:57.680 Quick.

03:33:58.940 2011.

03:34:03.040 And you have a boyfriend that's beating up women? 1.00

03:34:07.660 Ex-boyfriend.

03:34:10.220 All right.

03:34:10.840 Good luck to you.

03:34:12.320 And out.

03:34:14.940 I'm talking to a 12-year-old.

03:34:18.780 Yo.

03:34:19.300 Hey.

03:34:19.800 I did not think I did not think that pitch was 12.

03:34:31.140 No funny either.

03:34:32.320 I did not think that pitch was 12, Chad.

03:34:35.280 Not at all.

03:34:36.500 What are you watching?

03:34:37.040 What are you watching?

03:34:44.880 What are you watching?

03:34:48.900 Nothing.

03:34:50.260 I hear it.

03:34:51.180 It's something.

03:34:53.800 No.

03:34:55.060 You're just scrolling through the TV, just bored?

03:34:57.640 Yeah.

03:34:58.540 So turn it off.

03:34:59.240 Lock in with me.

03:34:59.820 What's your name?

03:35:00.200 I-Zayla.

03:35:03.260 I-Zayla.

03:35:04.240 What'd you get for Christmas?

03:35:06.480 Nothing.

03:35:07.060 I was bad this year.

03:35:08.460 What'd you do?

03:35:10.660 I ran away.

03:35:12.360 Why'd you do that?

03:35:14.340 Because my dad threw soup on me.

03:35:18.000 What kind of soup?

03:35:19.440 It was hot.

03:35:21.360 It was like fresh out the-

03:35:23.180 What's it called?

03:35:24.300 The pot.

03:35:25.920 And yeah.

03:35:28.660 I don't know.

03:35:29.380 Why'd he do that?

03:35:31.380 Because he said I was talking back.

03:35:33.780 Were you actually?

03:35:35.520 No.

03:35:36.740 Come on.

03:35:37.420 From his point of view, why did he throw soup at you?

03:35:40.080 He has anger issues, I swear.

03:35:41.680 I wasn't even talking back.

03:35:43.620 Like, because I was late to class, and they marked me absent.

03:35:46.320 And then he asked me why I wasn't there.

03:35:48.980 I was like, I was there.

03:35:50.000 And then he was like, no, you weren't.

03:35:51.360 I was like, yes, I was.

03:35:52.580 He was like, oh, so the school's just lying on you.

03:35:54.300 I was like, they might be.

03:35:55.680 And then he threw it at me.

03:35:56.880 So I was like, okay.

03:35:58.060 And I left for five days.

03:36:00.580 Where'd you go?

03:36:01.400 You went to some dude's house?

03:36:03.160 No, I went to my friend's house, who lives literally like two streets away from me.

03:36:07.240 But my dad doesn't know her.

03:36:08.340 And I kept going to school.

03:36:10.500 And on Friday, he caught me.

03:36:12.340 And then I ran out of the school campus.

03:36:16.040 And then he chased me, almost ran me over.

03:36:19.160 And then the cops had to come.

03:36:21.780 And then he took me.

03:36:22.500 The cops came because of him or because of you?

03:36:24.960 Because he was like chasing me, trying to hit me.

03:36:28.280 I was running in the street.

03:36:30.240 Because he like.

03:36:30.940 You couldn't just go on the sidewalk?

03:36:31.940 Why would you run where the car could still go?

03:36:33.560 I went to the sidewalk.

03:36:34.700 And then he started like.

03:36:35.700 He went down the street and saw me and swerved his car into the sidewalk.

03:36:39.360 It almost hit me.

03:36:40.220 So I ran in the street.

03:36:41.260 And I kept running.

03:36:42.560 And then this lady came. 1.00

03:36:44.240 Like she was in her car.

03:36:45.120 And she saw my dad like trying to like run me over.

03:36:48.100 And then I got in her car.

03:36:49.820 Like some random lady's car. 0.93

03:36:51.220 She let me in.

03:36:51.980 And then she called the cops. 0.85

03:36:53.160 And then I stayed in her car.

03:36:54.340 And so the cops pulled up.

03:36:55.480 And then it was just.

03:36:57.500 It was bad.

03:37:00.420 Wow.

03:37:01.000 So not the best Christmas.

03:37:02.480 And now you're back in the crib with your dad?

03:37:05.240 But he's at work right now.

03:37:06.440 So.

03:37:06.980 What did you have for Christmas dinner?

03:37:08.200 Soup?

03:37:13.060 Yeah.

03:37:13.740 Actually.

03:37:14.620 Actually?

03:37:16.380 Were you like looking over your shoulder?

03:37:18.280 Are you going to start it?

03:37:20.140 I was scared.

03:37:21.040 I know.

03:37:21.760 I eat in my room.

03:37:23.740 Oh, yeah.

03:37:24.320 In your room.

03:37:25.480 She is.

03:37:26.180 Well, why don't you move out?

03:37:27.240 How old are you?

03:37:28.620 I'm 14.

03:37:29.920 Oh, you got some time.

03:37:31.980 Yeah, you're 14.

03:37:33.080 All stressed out.

03:37:34.080 Face full of makeup.

03:37:35.060 Watching movies alone in your crib.

03:37:36.640 Like what are you doing with your life?

03:37:39.480 Nothing really.

03:37:40.560 But I'm passing on my classes.

03:37:42.280 So.

03:37:43.320 That's good.

03:37:43.940 That's good.

03:37:46.080 That's good.

03:37:46.720 Hey.

03:37:47.180 Bob and weave the soup next time.

03:37:48.660 Just make it.

03:37:49.400 Watch it.

03:37:49.900 Yeah.

03:37:50.020 You can weave that.

03:37:52.020 Yeah.

03:37:52.620 Hey, be safe out there.

03:37:53.720 A lot of soup flying.

03:37:54.500 All right. 1.00

03:37:57.240 What the fuck? 1.00

03:37:59.300 Happy New Year. 1.00

03:38:00.440 Happy, happy New Year. 1.00

03:38:02.000 My forehead is fucked. 1.00

03:38:03.380 Yeah, the forehead is the biggest fuck. 1.00

03:38:04.840 Yo, 14 is crazy. 1.00

03:38:06.880 I did not even.

03:38:07.920 How old are you?

03:38:09.800 14. 1.00

03:38:10.340 What the fuck is like. 1.00

03:38:11.600 You look about 29. 1.00

03:38:13.180 What is going on?

03:38:14.680 I like 29.

03:38:15.920 You look like a single mom of three.

03:38:18.580 I do?

03:38:19.360 Yes.

03:38:19.660 If you got rid of the braces, I would think that you're just like, you look like you smoke

03:38:22.640 a cigarette in the hallway.

03:38:26.640 No, I don't.

03:38:27.840 Yes, you do.

03:38:28.920 What's going on?

03:38:29.580 You look like you like hoard food stamps and then take them all to get diapers.

03:38:34.640 Stop.

03:38:36.640 Stop.

03:38:38.440 Stop.

03:38:38.920 Stop.

03:38:39.160 You look like you make leftovers with white rice.

03:38:42.340 I don't want to hear it.

03:38:44.740 I don't.

03:38:45.480 I don't want to hear it.

03:38:48.620 That's enough.

03:38:50.180 You look like you have a part-time job just to make ends meet.

03:38:54.600 Stop.

03:38:55.780 You look like you got a fourth one all the way from a different baby daddy.

03:38:59.140 It's 14 years old, man.

03:39:03.000 Don't play.

03:39:04.420 Don't play.

03:39:05.020 Don't play.

03:39:05.520 I was just talking.

03:39:05.960 I didn't even say any idea.

03:39:07.740 Okay, well, maybe I wasn't talking to you.

03:39:09.620 Who are you talking to?

03:39:10.880 Her.

03:39:12.080 She wasn't even playing with you. 1.00

03:39:13.200 Stop lying.

03:39:13.520 She was playing with me.

03:39:15.780 How was y'all playing?

03:39:17.360 She was literally like, look at her, turning on her white, like, like, don't play with me. 0.90

03:39:21.960 Wait, are you guys, like, girlfriend and girlfriend or sister?

03:39:25.480 What's your relationship?

03:39:28.200 We sisters.

03:39:29.180 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:39:30.280 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 0.98

03:39:31.360 Because I ain't going to lie, you kind of look like a lesbian in the middle. 1.00

03:39:35.380 I am not gay. 0.96

03:39:36.460 Does she get that a lot or no?

03:39:40.880 You think she looks gay? 0.98

03:39:43.820 You look a little more masculine of the two of you. 1.00

03:39:48.460 Like, you look like you, okay, be honest, you look like you beat a bitch up before. 1.00

03:39:53.620 She's never even gotten a fight. 1.00

03:39:57.300 Shit, my butt. 1.00

03:39:59.320 Have you gotten a fight? 1.00

03:40:00.360 No.

03:40:03.500 How old are you?

03:40:05.820 18. 0.95

03:40:06.800 Let me see your titty. 0.97

03:40:12.740 All right.

03:40:18.520 Hey! 0.99

03:40:20.900 Hello!

03:40:21.780 You look like, um, WhoaVicky on the left.

03:40:25.200 He looks like a TikToker. 0.99

03:40:26.820 On the left?

03:40:27.480 Which one?

03:40:27.860 What do you got?

03:40:29.860 Oh, you guys like a bunch of Mexicans? 1.00

03:40:33.700 Yeah. 0.99

03:40:35.340 You guys look like a box of Taco Bell.

03:40:38.660 Oh, thank you.

03:40:40.360 That's a hard compliment.

03:40:42.400 How'd you enjoy your Christmas?

03:40:44.060 How'd you enjoy?

03:40:44.800 Feliz Navidad.

03:40:45.940 How was it?

03:40:49.600 Feliz Navidad.

03:40:50.600 What'd you guys get?

03:40:53.440 What did we get?

03:40:54.560 Yeah.

03:40:54.800 What do you guys get for Christmas?

03:41:01.840 Yo, you guys are supposed to be spicy. 0.83

03:41:03.340 I ain't go a lot for a bunch of Mexicans. 1.00

03:41:04.700 You guys are dry as fuck. 1.00

03:41:05.860 You're like white girls. 1.00

03:41:07.960 Thank you.

03:41:09.680 Compliment.

03:41:10.820 Ain't no seasoning on this taco, I swear.

03:41:14.720 No.

03:41:16.220 You don't want to see this.

03:41:17.480 I like how you guys are like one collective brain.

03:41:19.940 You know, you all respond with the same thing at the same time.

03:41:22.120 You're drinking pickle juice?

03:41:23.200 What is the...

03:41:25.020 We're all related.

03:41:28.760 Oh, okay.

03:41:30.840 Yeah.

03:41:31.580 Is that what Mexican girls do? 1.00

03:41:32.940 You sit around and drink pickle juice?

03:41:34.540 I guess that's what's happening here.

03:41:37.460 No, we actually drink.

03:41:39.020 Oh, yeah.

03:41:39.600 I got it.

03:41:40.580 What's she drinking on?

03:41:43.420 Arnold's. 0.95

03:41:44.700 What the hell?

03:41:46.420 What year is it? 0.93

03:41:47.080 They're not that age.

03:41:47.900 I know what it is.

03:41:48.620 I didn't expect a bunch of Mexican teenagers to be drinking Arnold Palmer.

03:41:52.440 We're not teenagers.

03:41:54.520 How old are you?

03:41:57.600 71.

03:41:58.660 27.

03:41:59.820 22.

03:42:01.220 19.

03:42:02.100 Well, I guess some teenagers.

03:42:03.660 Some teenagers.

03:42:04.560 And I'm like, your pickle just squirted all over you.

03:42:06.760 Can you guys drink tequila like some normal Mexican girls? 1.00

03:42:10.180 I don't got any here.

03:42:11.540 At least drink a Modelo.

03:42:13.660 We don't got none of that here.

03:42:15.860 What are you at?

03:42:17.420 In New Mexico?

03:42:18.160 Texas?

03:42:19.700 Yeah.

03:42:20.560 Texas.

03:42:21.440 Texas.

03:42:21.980 There's Modelo and there's plenty of tequila in Texas.

03:42:25.260 But we got to go to the store and get it.

03:42:28.080 You don't have Uber Eats.

03:42:28.940 You're 27 years old.

03:42:29.880 Just press the little deliver button.

03:42:30.940 Are you going to pay for it?

03:42:34.780 Oh, you?

03:42:35.440 Well, I mean, you going to show me something?

03:42:40.020 Funny.

03:42:42.020 There you go.

03:42:42.700 I showed you something.

03:42:43.760 Wait, you got kids?

03:42:46.320 No.

03:42:46.960 That's fine. 1.00

03:42:49.540 Hey, you guys are young as fuck to be single moms. 1.00

03:42:52.460 That's crazy. 1.00

03:42:53.300 Wait, who's watching the baby right now?

03:42:56.020 Mom! 0.97

03:42:56.420 They're all single.

03:42:59.840 You're all single?

03:43:01.760 No.

03:43:03.120 Okay.

03:43:03.540 What's your type, Mexican girls? 1.00

03:43:05.380 Tell me, my buddy Boritas.

03:43:07.740 What's your racial preference?

03:43:11.100 Well, she's dating a ginger. 0.82

03:43:12.700 She's dating a ginger.

03:43:14.760 She likes prison dudes. 0.82

03:43:16.840 Or a little gangbanger.

03:43:18.080 She likes little gangbangers. 1.00

03:43:19.340 And she likes the ones that abuse people. 1.00

03:43:22.140 There you go.

03:43:22.880 Okay. 0.98

03:43:23.160 So you guys like black people and people with no soul? 1.00

03:43:26.860 Yeah. 0.98

03:43:27.160 Yes.

03:43:27.880 Yes.

03:43:28.580 Exactly.

03:43:30.660 So that we can be in control.

03:43:34.520 You want to be in control.

03:43:37.680 That looks so close.

03:43:39.820 Do you use your thumb when you flip it off or it's not that?

03:43:42.580 It looks weird like that.

03:43:43.940 This looks like it's bald.

03:43:45.620 You know? 1.00

03:43:47.180 It's bald as fuck, dude. 1.00

03:43:48.760 It looks like me. 1.00

03:43:50.600 I like to get the thumb out a little bit.

03:43:56.260 Tell me, why do you like prison dudes?

03:43:58.440 For the fact that you don't have to see them and you can just romanticize them or because they beat you up?

03:44:02.140 I don't get it.

03:44:02.960 Tell me.

03:44:05.960 Why do you like prison dudes?

03:44:07.880 I like men in uniform.

03:44:11.720 Nice.

03:44:12.260 But you didn't pick the cop.

03:44:13.740 You picked the guy that the cops try to find.

03:44:16.580 Nah.

03:44:18.360 Exactly.

03:44:18.860 She likes someone more violent. 1.00

03:44:20.240 Okay.

03:44:20.520 And why gingers? 0.99

03:44:21.220 Is that because they're the lowest IQ of all white people? 1.00

03:44:24.640 No. 0.99

03:44:25.200 Actually, they're pretty smart.

03:44:27.040 Are they?

03:44:27.540 I picked you.

03:44:28.220 The best decision of our guys, obviously.

03:44:33.620 Okay.

03:44:34.940 Okay.

03:44:35.320 Be honest.

03:44:36.180 Can you rate me?

03:44:37.280 You know, can you rate me 1 through 10?

03:44:38.860 What do you guys think?

03:44:40.520 A thousand.

03:44:41.700 A thousand?

03:44:42.500 I like you.

03:44:43.320 You got to ditch that abusive guy.

03:44:44.600 I'm not going to beat you up, but I'll beat something up.

03:44:46.260 Next.

03:44:46.720 What do you think?

03:44:47.180 1 through 10?

03:44:47.640 I think you're a 10.

03:44:51.860 Oh, really?

03:44:52.580 I was kind of mean the whole time.

03:44:55.360 Yeah, I know. 1.00

03:44:56.000 You're such an asshole. 1.00

03:44:57.320 She likes that. 1.00

03:44:58.220 Remember?

03:44:58.640 I like when you drink that pickle juice.

03:45:00.680 Yeah.

03:45:00.880 Slurp on that pickle.

03:45:03.560 Yeah.

03:45:04.160 Slurp on it.

03:45:05.740 Slurp that pickle.

03:45:06.420 Get it.

03:45:09.380 All right.

03:45:09.940 Well, this is getting dry.

03:45:10.920 You guys have a great night.

03:45:11.800 Have fun with that Arby's.

03:45:12.880 And, you know, don't get beat up too much.

03:45:14.420 Okay?

03:45:14.580 Hey, don't remember.

03:45:16.820 She's 17 and that one will get at you. 1.00

03:45:19.200 Oh, that one's 17.

03:45:20.040 Wait, can the one over 18 pop a titty real quick, huh?

03:45:24.240 Go ahead.

03:45:24.660 That's a titty.

03:45:26.580 Hold on.

03:45:27.960 I got a man.

03:45:28.800 There's a baby in there. 0.82

03:45:31.940 My titty won't put it in the screen. 0.56

03:45:33.820 That is true.

03:45:35.180 Wait.

03:45:35.440 She got some big old.

03:45:37.460 There's a baby.

03:45:40.780 She is.

03:45:42.020 What the?

03:45:43.540 Say hi.

03:45:44.180 That's that one.

03:45:45.200 Say hi.

03:45:45.820 Oh, wait.

03:45:46.660 Is that that has a ginger dad?

03:45:48.340 Your baby looks Native American.

03:45:51.140 No.

03:45:52.300 She's wearing her pants, honey.

03:45:54.800 She don't have a ginger dad. 0.84

03:45:56.780 Her dad is very much Mexican.

03:45:58.260 He's married.

03:45:58.820 Your son looks like his name is runs like the river.

03:46:04.900 Yeah. 1.00

03:46:06.880 That's what we give a fuck. 1.00

03:46:08.180 She's just laughing. 1.00

03:46:10.020 What are you looking at?

03:46:11.320 Yo, look at you.

03:46:12.220 Wait.

03:46:12.460 Slip that pickle one time.

03:46:13.360 If you're not going to pop a titty, slurp that pickle for me.

03:46:15.040 Yeah?

03:46:18.280 Sit her up. 0.98

03:46:18.780 What?

03:46:19.720 Layla, come here, babe. 0.90

03:46:21.560 No, no.

03:46:22.640 Not the baby.

03:46:24.820 What?

03:46:25.680 Okay.

03:46:26.160 You want you?

03:46:27.580 I did.

03:46:28.340 You just slurped the pickle and then gave it to the baby? 0.99

03:46:32.000 No.

03:46:32.660 Yeah.

03:46:33.120 She did.

03:46:33.700 What do you mean?

03:46:34.040 I just saw it.

03:46:35.300 You've had the most interesting call so far.

03:46:40.580 Thank you very much for this.

03:46:42.080 Have I?

03:46:42.640 Oh, okay.

03:46:43.120 Great.

03:46:43.340 Well, let's spice it up real quick.

03:46:44.440 Somebody deep throw the pickle. 1.00

03:46:47.080 Go ahead.

03:46:47.620 I can't.

03:46:48.220 It's too slow.

03:46:49.260 Get a bigger pickle.

03:46:50.460 Stop playing around.

03:46:52.500 They're all little babes. 1.00

03:46:53.460 Wu-Tang that shit. 1.00

03:47:01.100 You freaky of hell, huh? 1.00

03:47:03.900 You got vinegar all up in your throat now. 0.99

03:47:05.900 This is nasty. 0.99

03:47:06.700 You nasty. 0.99

03:47:10.460 All right. 0.97

03:47:11.000 Have fun with your Arnold Palmer.

03:47:12.100 Build the wall.

03:47:12.980 Okay.

03:47:13.480 Bye.

03:47:14.160 Build that wall.

03:47:17.740 Oh, my God.

03:47:18.980 That's not Sneeko. 0.56

03:47:19.820 It's not.

03:47:20.500 What's it in?

03:47:20.900 What's it in?

03:47:24.280 Your name is not Sneeko.

03:47:25.840 It's not.

03:47:26.480 It's Hubert.

03:47:26.860 But what's your name?

03:47:27.440 It's Nanya?

03:47:28.420 It's Nanya businesswoman name is. 1.00

03:47:31.240 It's Niko.

03:47:32.780 Hey.

03:47:34.300 Do you speak Arabic?

03:47:36.140 Salaamu Alaikum.

03:47:41.340 I'm wearing a cafe.

03:47:42.620 I'm wearing it.

03:47:43.560 Huh?

03:47:44.800 Hold five fingers up. 1.00

03:47:45.860 I just said the fuck. 1.00

03:47:46.860 Yeah, of course. 1.00

03:47:47.480 It's me.

03:47:47.960 It's me.

03:47:48.660 No, no, no.

03:47:49.200 I don't believe you.

03:47:50.160 I don't believe you.

03:47:50.700 Go.

03:47:51.600 Go like this. 1.00

03:47:53.120 My fucking two. 1.00

03:47:55.860 You only know Assalamu Alaikum. 1.00

03:47:57.600 Yeah.

03:47:58.120 Why is your friend so quiet?

03:48:00.980 She's, uh, she's busting down on some cinnamon rolls.

03:48:04.620 Yeah. 0.99

03:48:05.220 Get fat as hell. 0.99

03:48:07.100 Oh, free Palestine for real. 0.99

03:48:08.720 Yeah.

03:48:08.980 Good talk.

03:48:09.420 Why are you getting fat in cinnamon rolls?

03:48:11.500 This is two days to the new year.

03:48:12.840 You're falling behind already.

03:48:14.320 Bro, because it's so good.

03:48:15.820 Like.

03:48:16.040 It's so good. 0.99

03:48:16.760 You're going to be trying to run that shit off in the treadmill in three months. 0.99

03:48:18.980 I swear. 1.00

03:48:20.720 Oh.

03:48:22.400 Yeah.

03:48:23.340 It's not very Islamic.

03:48:24.360 Give me the middle finger right now.

03:48:25.860 I'll give you the middle finger somewhere.

03:48:27.040 She. 0.93

03:48:31.160 She. 0.93

03:48:35.200 She. 0.93

03:48:41.600 I think I was fine.

03:48:43.880 Oh.

03:48:44.580 Oh.

03:48:44.920 Hola.

03:48:45.940 Oh.

03:48:46.860 Wait.

03:48:47.060 You can see my name.

03:48:48.620 I can.

03:48:49.340 I can.

03:48:50.300 You can see my full name.

03:48:51.340 Can you see my full name?

03:48:52.500 No.

03:48:52.760 Just Layla.

03:48:54.140 Okay.

03:48:54.720 Okay.

03:48:55.020 Okay.

03:48:55.300 Okay.

03:48:55.480 Okay.

03:48:55.740 Okay.

03:48:56.320 Stop.

03:48:56.620 You guys having a sleepover right now?

03:48:58.080 Who's in the bed?

03:48:59.120 Yes.

03:48:59.620 My Fuki.

03:49:01.140 My man.

03:49:02.220 Stop.

03:49:03.260 Okay.

03:49:03.700 Why are you on monkeys with your man right now?

03:49:06.220 Oh.

03:49:06.800 This is not my man.

03:49:07.840 This is my girl.

03:49:09.240 This is my girl.

03:49:10.460 You sound like TikTokers.

03:49:11.940 This is my girl.

03:49:13.940 This is my girl.

03:49:15.380 I don't sound like that. 1.00

03:49:16.320 I don't think you're fucking ugly. 0.99

03:49:18.740 Oh. 0.99

03:49:19.500 We're not doing this person.

03:49:20.840 Yeah.

03:49:21.100 No. 1.00

03:49:21.400 Hang up on that bum ass. 1.00

03:49:23.120 Like. 1.00

03:49:23.380 Who is that?

03:49:25.720 Hang up. 0.91

03:49:26.260 Hang up.

03:49:28.840 Isn't.

03:49:31.320 Isn't that.

03:49:32.860 Isn't that who?

03:49:37.080 Wait.

03:49:37.760 Wait.

03:49:37.960 Wait.

03:49:37.980 What's the name on the right?

03:49:39.100 I like your hair.

03:49:41.640 Where?

03:49:42.780 Yeah.

03:49:43.260 Which right?

03:49:45.040 Me?

03:49:45.620 The curly area.

03:49:46.140 Yeah.

03:49:46.340 Yeah.

03:49:46.480 Yeah.

03:49:47.060 That's my type of hair. 0.86

03:49:49.740 Hang up on that bum. 1.00

03:49:50.840 Thank you. 0.98

03:50:01.120 Is this you?

03:50:03.420 Is that you?

03:50:05.460 Yeah.

03:50:05.840 That might be.

03:50:07.680 Yeah. 0.98

03:50:09.380 I fucking knew it. 0.98

03:50:11.240 Are we going to be in a YouTube video? 0.99

03:50:12.840 I'm not on YouTube.

03:50:13.440 I'm just chilling right now.

03:50:14.340 It's just us.

03:50:18.460 Is that Nico my nigga?

03:50:20.140 Yes!

03:50:22.820 Oh my god.

03:50:24.960 Yo.

03:50:25.940 Hey.

03:50:26.360 What's going, brody?

03:50:29.620 Hey.

03:50:32.500 Hey.

03:50:33.220 What's poppin' man?

03:50:34.240 How's your night going?

03:50:38.140 Hey. 1.00

03:50:38.900 I'm weak as fuck. 0.99

03:50:42.780 Hey, speak out. 1.00

03:50:43.840 Yeah. 1.00

03:50:45.500 Why you hate black women, bruh? 0.99

03:50:47.960 I'm supposed to. 1.00

03:50:49.500 What the hell? 0.98

03:50:50.280 I love black women. 1.00

03:50:51.220 I was flirting with her right before you plugged up the phone. 1.00

03:50:54.320 What'd you say?

03:50:55.180 I was flirting with these black women right before you called. 1.00

03:50:59.600 Oh, you was flirting with them?

03:51:01.460 Wait.

03:51:01.800 Is that your girl?

03:51:03.540 Nah.

03:51:04.040 I love black women. 1.00

03:51:06.200 I love my black queens. 0.93

03:51:08.180 Nah.

03:51:08.740 I feel keepin', but hey.

03:51:11.020 Hey.

03:51:12.440 It's geeked.

03:51:13.960 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

03:51:15.400 No, no, no, no.

03:51:16.240 Oh, my niggas fandom.

03:51:18.060 You people with my niggas fandom, bruh?

03:51:19.880 Nah.

03:51:20.260 We go way back.

03:51:21.040 Back in New York.

03:51:21.860 Why?

03:51:22.040 What do you say?

03:51:22.320 You know fandom?

03:51:23.260 Yeah, where are we?

03:51:23.840 There's no way to say that.

03:51:25.720 Chill, chill, chill, chill.

03:51:28.180 What did fandom say?

03:51:30.260 Take me off a pause.

03:51:31.060 I swear to God.

03:51:31.540 Take me off a pause.

03:51:32.180 Are you off a pause?

03:51:34.800 Take me off a pause.

03:51:35.960 Are you off?

03:51:37.500 No.

03:51:39.160 You people on this? 0.98

03:51:41.200 That's my nigga. 0.97

03:51:42.100 Oh, my God. 0.70

03:51:42.800 Y'all really got to...

03:51:43.840 Hey, is this going to be in the video?

03:51:46.480 Yeah, we're live right now.

03:51:47.700 What do you got to say to my chat?

03:51:49.240 He's lying.

03:51:50.600 He's lying.

03:51:51.520 Hey, what's up?

03:51:52.260 He is not live.

03:51:54.880 Pearson, he's not live.

03:51:56.360 I am live.

03:51:57.260 I am live.

03:51:57.600 Wait, who is this guy?

03:52:00.640 Vano?

03:52:01.000 No, the guy on the phone.

03:52:03.300 Oh.

03:52:03.840 He's our friend.

03:52:04.600 Oh, he's our friend.

03:52:05.160 Right now, hold up.

03:52:06.100 Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

03:52:07.060 Hold up, hold up.

03:52:07.100 Hold up, hold up.

03:52:07.120 Hold up, hold up.

03:52:07.660 Why are you just friends with these beautiful women? 1.00

03:52:10.880 What you mean? 1.00

03:52:12.160 Why ain't you fucking? 1.00

03:52:15.280 I got a small dick, bro. 1.00

03:52:17.080 Huh? 1.00

03:52:19.040 My dick small. 1.00

03:52:21.100 Oh. 1.00

03:52:22.100 I mean...

03:52:23.060 Yeah.

03:52:24.060 They ain't got to know that.

03:52:26.040 He's lying.

03:52:26.900 He's lying.

03:52:29.840 He's lying. 1.00

03:52:30.240 How the fuck you know? 1.00

03:52:31.780 He's lying. 1.00

03:52:33.180 Niggo. 1.00

03:52:34.220 Yeah. 1.00

03:52:34.980 This motherfucker big, I'm just playing with you, but you're a motherfucker big as fuck. 1.00

03:52:38.000 My fuck. 1.00

03:52:41.160 There is no way this is happening. 1.00

03:52:44.060 Wait, so why are you just friends? 0.98

03:52:46.300 Like, you fucked in the past and now you're just chilling? 1.00

03:52:48.220 Nah, so the girl right there with the glasses, she gots a nigger. 1.00

03:52:56.440 Okay. 0.99

03:52:57.420 So, yeah.

03:52:58.340 Oh my god.

03:52:59.120 And what about the other one? 0.99

03:53:00.140 The girl on the left, she only fucks with dreadheads and I'm not in that category. 0.95

03:53:06.360 Oh, you're like a good guy. 1.00

03:53:07.880 Like, she only fucks with, like, hood dudes who kill each other. 1.00

03:53:10.840 I wouldn't say, yeah, I wouldn't say hood dudes that kill each other. 1.00

03:53:14.540 Bitch! 1.00

03:53:14.900 Where the fuck, man, if I had another phone. 1.00

03:53:18.700 Fuck, I shot my shot, but it ain't go well. 1.00

03:53:21.360 How did she reject you? 1.00

03:53:24.340 She got with a dreadhead. 1.00

03:53:26.160 God damn it. 1.00

03:53:27.140 Whoa! 1.00

03:53:29.100 Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

03:53:30.840 What do you think her body count is estimated?

03:53:36.440 Oh, she a virgin.

03:53:37.940 Yeah, she's a virgin. 0.82

03:53:38.780 You said that she got with a dreadhead.

03:53:41.340 She is, but, I mean, she got too much.

03:53:43.580 She got, like, uh, what's that she called? 1.00

03:53:46.000 I'm high as fuck. 0.99

03:53:46.820 Hold on, give me a minute. 1.00

03:53:48.000 She got, um, self-control and what else?

03:53:51.460 Uh, respect for herself.

03:53:52.560 She got respect for her body.

03:53:53.580 She ain't gonna let nobody.

03:53:54.460 I only have one body and it belongs to my man.

03:53:57.960 Oh, that's beautiful.

03:53:59.200 Okay.

03:53:59.580 So, you guys are not, they're not Tresha's.

03:54:01.420 They're good girls.

03:54:03.380 Yeah.

03:54:04.080 Not any clue.

03:54:05.920 Okay, wait, where are y'all from?

03:54:07.240 Angle, are you from Cali?

03:54:09.180 Uh-uh.

03:54:09.940 Ohio.

03:54:10.500 Nah, we from Ohio, bruh.

03:54:12.480 People are from there?

03:54:13.460 I thought that was just a meme.

03:54:15.380 That's what I'm saying.

03:54:16.700 Stop! 1.00

03:54:17.960 I didn't think that was, like, a real place.

03:54:19.620 That's crazy.

03:54:19.920 Nico, what's chat saying real right now?

03:54:22.400 What's chat saying? 1.00

03:54:23.180 Uh, they're saying that they ran through whores. 1.00

03:54:26.360 Their head counts are 100. 0.99

03:54:28.040 Wait, wait, okay, dude, hold on, hold on.

03:54:30.020 What do you think her head count is? 0.98

03:54:31.120 If she's not fucking, like, how many people she slapped up? 1.00

03:54:33.580 Yeah, yeah, okay. 0.99

03:54:34.680 On that one, hey, that one, that one, that one, I don't really, I know, I know a couple,

03:54:42.360 but I really don't know all of them.

03:54:46.840 It's three, but I didn't want to do two.

03:54:50.500 You didn't want to do two?

03:54:51.620 For me, for me, it's two.

03:54:53.720 She didn't get raped.

03:54:54.500 She didn't get raped.

03:54:55.480 It wasn't nothing like that.

03:54:57.200 Don't even. 0.99

03:54:57.780 I don't know how that shit is. 1.00

03:54:59.800 She didn't get raped for nothing. 1.00

03:55:01.660 Okay, but she got, like, pressured, and I don't know.

03:55:04.320 She just regrets doing it. 1.00

03:55:05.640 Yeah, type shit, type shit, type shit. 1.00

03:55:08.100 Okay. 1.00

03:55:09.320 Okay.

03:55:11.020 Nico.

03:55:11.840 Yeah.

03:55:12.840 It wasn't me. 1.00

03:55:13.440 I said, though, I fuck with you, bruh. 1.00

03:55:15.440 At first, at first, I was like, damn, this nigga a dickhead, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

03:55:19.520 But then I started watching you for real, 1.00

03:55:21.440 and then you started making sense and shit. 1.00

03:55:23.320 Like, I have you, I have, like, fuck with you, hey. 1.00

03:55:26.200 Okay. 1.00

03:55:26.700 Wait, let me, let me ask.

03:55:27.740 What's your New Year's resolution for 2024?

03:55:31.540 Um. 0.99

03:55:33.660 Damn. 0.99

03:55:36.140 I don't know how to think about it, for real. 1.00

03:55:38.840 It's in my head.

03:55:39.760 I've been thinking about it all year, for real.

03:55:42.760 You should have known by now.

03:55:44.440 I don't know, bruh.

03:55:46.040 It's hard to try to, you know what I'm saying?

03:55:49.320 I don't know.

03:55:51.800 Hey, think about it, man.

03:55:54.060 I will, for sure.

03:55:56.060 All right, man.

03:55:56.580 Enjoy the rest of that blunt.

03:55:57.660 You're probably hotboxing in the car right now with the homies, right? 1.00

03:56:01.200 Tell Phantom, tell Phantom I say he a fat bitch. 1.00

03:56:05.800 No way. 1.00

03:56:06.540 Can you tell Phantom that I really love him?

03:56:08.520 Can you tell him that I'm sorry?

03:56:10.660 Better than that girl now.

03:56:12.980 Yeah.

03:56:14.460 Yeah, hey, she back, you should have, you should have, I don't know what happened with her,

03:56:18.220 but you should have, you should have stayed with her.

03:56:20.740 Yeah, I don't know who you're talking about, but I don't want to know.

03:56:23.280 Thank you, bruh. 1.00

03:56:24.700 The strong bitch. 1.00

03:56:25.980 Pearson. 1.00

03:56:27.520 Pearson.

03:56:28.020 Stop. 1.00

03:56:28.340 The strong bitch, yeah, she was, she was pretty strong. 1.00

03:56:31.600 Oh, God. 1.00

03:56:33.060 Y'all niggas for real back to me, though, my nigga. 0.98

03:56:35.340 That's crazy. 0.97

03:56:36.020 That's crazy, y'all niggas for real back to me, though. 1.00

03:56:42.100 No!

03:56:42.900 I'm about to be famous.

03:56:44.140 It's fine.

03:56:45.340 All right, it's fine.

03:56:46.360 All right, man.

03:56:46.920 Happy Merry Christmas.

03:56:47.840 Happy New Year, all that.

03:56:49.940 What's up, what's up?

03:56:50.980 You too.

03:56:51.700 Bye.

03:56:51.960 All right.

03:56:53.260 Wait, so you don't got a boyfriend right now?

03:56:57.280 No.

03:56:58.180 Oh, how old are you?

03:57:02.480 19.

03:57:02.880 She's 19, bruh. 1.00

03:57:03.820 She's bullshit. 1.00

03:57:04.680 I said 19. 1.00

03:57:05.600 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

03:57:06.520 She's bullshit. 1.00

03:57:06.580 What is it? 1.00

03:57:06.900 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

03:57:07.440 What you mean? 1.00

03:57:08.100 19.

03:57:08.940 She's a man. 0.99

03:57:10.880 What's she bullshit about? 1.00

03:57:14.900 No, I thought she was going to lie by her age. 1.00

03:57:16.940 She's 19.

03:57:18.640 Oh, okay, okay, okay.

03:57:19.900 What's her, um, what's your Instagram? 0.99

03:57:25.620 You better get that nigga on Instagram. 1.00

03:57:27.700 I am. 0.90

03:57:29.960 Okay, it's ITZ.

03:57:32.600 ITZ. 0.99

03:57:33.280 I'm trying to get hella fucking followers, bruh. 0.99

03:57:35.380 No, I don't want hella followers. 1.00

03:57:37.840 No.

03:57:38.200 I'm the only one.

03:57:39.220 No one else going to follow you but me.

03:57:41.760 ITZ.

03:57:42.500 Yeah.

03:57:42.740 Y-O.

03:57:45.100 Yeah.

03:57:47.080 D-U-R-L. 1.00

03:57:50.040 It's the old girl? 0.89

03:57:51.800 Period.

03:57:53.260 Period.

03:57:54.780 B-R-E-E. 0.90

03:57:56.000 Wait, when you said period, are you saying it like period, like a black girl's or it's like 0.75

03:57:59.240 actually, oh no, okay.

03:58:00.660 I got it.

03:58:01.040 I put a period.

03:58:02.040 Okay, okay.

03:58:02.380 B-R-E-E. 0.90

03:58:03.140 Period, period, yeah.

03:58:04.140 It's so crazy.

03:58:04.940 Hey, where'd you go?

03:58:06.280 Yeah.

03:58:06.700 Seriously?

03:58:07.840 Follow me too, swear.

03:58:09.320 Wait, what, what, what's, I'm trying to finish the thing.

03:58:13.780 I'm trying to finish the thing.

03:58:14.920 B-R-E-E, what's the rest?

03:58:16.700 It's very sneak, oh.

03:58:18.300 That's it, B-R-E-E. 1.00

03:58:20.000 Yeah, you got a black ass Instagram name. 1.00

03:58:23.700 That was kind of racist. 1.00

03:58:25.360 Oh my.

03:58:26.260 God.

03:58:26.500 It's your girl. 1.00

03:58:27.380 Damn. 1.00

03:58:27.680 No, no, no, no, that's not racist. 1.00

03:58:29.460 That's just accurate.

03:58:30.100 I know that, but I don't know what to change it to.

03:58:33.280 It's been like, just keep it as cool as it's cool.

03:58:35.620 Wait, how come you ain't got a profile picture?

03:58:39.460 I took it down.

03:58:41.060 Oh, okay.

03:58:42.020 Did he follow you?

03:58:43.500 I don't know.

03:58:44.840 I just DM'd you.

03:58:49.620 Oh, yes.

03:58:50.020 Oh, yes.

03:58:53.980 Niggas talking to sneaker. 1.00

03:58:57.380 There's no way.

03:58:59.200 Hey, y'all be safe.

03:59:02.620 Y'all have a great night.

03:59:03.420 Be blessed.

03:59:03.800 Be safe.

03:59:05.980 You too.

03:59:06.880 I'll talk to you soon.

03:59:08.140 Yo, girl, Bri. 0.98

03:59:09.020 You're going to be my girl, Bri.

03:59:11.180 Yeah.

03:59:11.500 Yeah.

03:59:12.700 Yeah.

03:59:15.080 All right, bro.

03:59:15.780 I'm going to end it right there.

03:59:16.900 I'm going to end it right there.

03:59:21.780 Yes, sir.

03:59:23.680 She's LGBTQ.

03:59:24.700 Hey, chat.

03:59:32.620 Hey, man.

03:59:33.560 Say, man.

03:59:34.520 Hey.

03:59:35.860 Come on, man.

03:59:37.640 Let me guys be safe.

03:59:39.140 I might be live tomorrow.

03:59:40.080 I want to plan something for New Year's.

03:59:41.620 You remember active income January 1st.

03:59:43.460 You can sign up early.

03:59:44.340 Now you're going to get access to a lot.

03:59:46.480 Active income is really going to take over in 2024.

03:59:49.040 Everything that we're adding, all the professors.

03:59:50.940 I'm sure of it.

03:59:51.760 We made sure all of 2023 to build the best network program possible.

03:59:56.880 The best agency.

03:59:58.200 Everything is an active income.

04:00:00.120 We're the best crypto professor in the game.

04:00:02.660 That's the, I would say the thing I'm the most proud of is that we have the number one crypto professor.

04:00:06.180 And the bull run is coming up.

04:00:07.140 So, you can sign up early at active income right now.

04:00:09.120 I love you guys so much, man.

04:00:10.720 W Stream is going to be back.

04:00:12.320 W Comeback Stream.

04:00:13.100 Shout out to everybody that said this.

04:00:15.720 I love you guys.

04:00:18.180 I love you guys.

04:00:20.600 It's Fresh and Fit Live right now.

04:00:21.640 We can go raid them.

04:00:22.740 We can go raid them real quick.

04:00:24.720 We can go raid them real quick.

04:00:25.860 Let's go raid our boys at Fresh and Fit real quick.

04:00:28.280 You can see, follow me on Snapchat.

04:00:32.820 Make sure to follow the stream.

04:00:35.600 Oh, wait.

04:00:36.240 Should we raid Rice or Fresh and Fit?

04:00:40.020 I kind of want to raid.

04:00:41.140 Is Rice live?

04:00:43.940 Let's raid Rice. 0.97

04:00:47.960 Let's raid Rice real quick. 0.99

04:00:51.920 Everybody, raid Rice.

04:00:52.780 Raid Rice.

04:01:00.560 Everybody, go over.

04:01:01.400 Say your boy Sneeko sent you.

04:01:02.600 I'm too young.

04:01:04.460 Sativa and Bunny got IRL crushes on you.

04:01:07.900 Bro, Bunny wished me a happy Christmas.

04:01:11.040 I don't see y'all in the chat.

04:01:12.460 I don't see y'all in Rice's chat.

04:01:15.600 Rice, girl? 0.85

04:01:18.780 What's up?

04:01:19.420 Raid Rice.

04:01:20.140 Raid Rice.

04:01:20.600 Raid Rice.

04:01:22.780 How you been?

04:01:23.700 I think they're...

04:01:24.500 Sneeko Raid, everybody.

04:01:25.400 Raid Rice right now. 0.81

04:01:26.340 There's not a raid feature in Rumble yet, but...

04:01:29.200 Sam, Sneeko Raid.

04:01:30.440 I love you guys.

04:01:31.220 Shout out to Love Speech. 0.88

04:01:32.280 I'm going to make sure I send those people their money.

04:01:33.960 I owe you guys $1,500.

04:01:35.560 I'm going to do more stuff like that soon.

04:01:36.840 Have a happy new year if I don't see you before then, but I should be there soon.

04:01:40.220 Make sure to join the Discord and description. 0.99

04:01:41.860 What the fuck? 0.99

04:01:44.360 Sneeko, what does this mean? 0.99

04:01:46.460 Y'all used to be friends.

04:01:47.740 I had a conspiracy.

04:01:48.700 Whereas, like, you always want them to break up because you wanted her and you want to

04:01:56.420 be next.

04:01:59.000 I always said, don't be your Sneeko Raid. 0.99

04:02:01.860 Why the fuck did he have this ready? 0.99

04:02:03.940 Well, I just had it saved. 0.99

04:02:05.300 Bro, Sneeko wants him to break up so he can have her. 1.00

04:02:09.680 Like, it's all clear.

04:02:11.540 I know.

04:02:12.120 I know what he's up to.

04:02:13.300 He still ain't answered the question.

04:02:16.720 I know, right?

04:02:17.440 He didn't answer me.

04:02:18.540 Like, Sneeko, explain this, bro.

04:02:20.020 Like, you used to like her and then you found out her true colors or, like, what happened?

04:02:26.540 Exactly.

04:02:28.460 I always said, last time Sneeko was raiding you.

04:02:31.700 Sneeko exposed.

04:02:33.500 Nah, bro.

04:02:34.080 Laying on her lap and everything.

04:02:36.020 And she a mess up. 1.00

04:02:36.760 Why the fuck is this ready to go? 0.98

04:02:38.700 I thought this was like an F clip. 0.99

04:02:39.980 Chilling with bae. 1.00

04:02:42.920 Like, when life gets rough, I'ma just, I got a shoulder to lay on and shit, you know? 1.00

04:02:48.480 Like, she got my back and massaging me and shit. 1.00

04:02:52.520 Nah, that shit is crazy, chat. 1.00

04:02:54.300 All right. 1.00

04:02:54.760 All right.

04:02:55.520 All right.

04:02:56.120 Okay.

04:02:56.720 Well, Raid Rice. 1.00

04:02:58.060 Love you guys, man.

04:03:01.260 Discord, I need stuff.

04:03:02.520 Clips and reactions.

04:03:03.360 Click the link in the description.

04:03:04.240 Make sure to follow the stream.

04:03:05.120 Snapchat.

04:03:06.060 Twitter loves speech, too.

04:03:07.320 Let me go check.

04:03:08.240 Let's go check Twitter loves speech real quick.

04:03:09.660 What do you guys say?

04:03:11.120 Come on, spam up the love speech link real quick.

04:03:15.100 I'm up the love speech link real quick.

04:03:21.660 It's been really fun recently.

04:03:27.000 Yeah.

04:03:29.160 Let's see what it's saying.

04:03:30.080 I'm going to go to the latest.

04:03:33.800 I was like, I'll go later.

04:03:35.000 Love you guys, man.

04:03:35.640 Be safe.

04:03:35.980 Have a great night.

04:03:36.920 Great night.

04:03:37.320 Love you guys.

04:03:37.700 Love you guys.

04:03:38.000 Love you guys.

04:03:39.660 Love you guys.

04:03:40.660 Love you guys.

04:03:41.660 Love you guys.

04:03:42.660 Bye.

04:04:09.660 Bye.

04:04:10.660 Bye.

04:04:11.660 Bye.

04:04:12.660 Bye.

04:04:13.660 Bye.

04:04:39.660 Bye.

SNEAKO - December 29, 2023

BACK IN MIAMI FOR THE END OF 2023

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