SNEAKO - December 30, 2023


SNEAKO Opens Christmas Presents From Viewers


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 11 minutes

Words per Minute

110.09931

Word Count

7,871

Sentence Count

511

Misogynist Sentences

47

Hate Speech Sentences

66


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

On this episode of the podcast, the boys talk about Christmas, the holidays, and the new year. The boys also talk about their favorite present exchange holiday traditions and the best way to open your Christmas gifts.

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 all right let's see these presents let's see these presents
00:00:06.800 which one do I open first the big ones or the small ones chat chat the big ones or the small
00:00:14.200 ones welcome back Seiko did you send the gifts to yourself um you could be able to tell that
00:00:19.400 for yourself apparently kittens sent one I didn't you could tell that I didn't send it to myself
00:00:24.320 because there's different there's like weird handwriting in all of them I don't know big
00:00:31.500 or small first small first all right but everyone said small first I'm actually surprised you said
00:00:39.180 that let's get three let's get three call the gym girl I did I called her earlier um she's actually
00:00:52.180 gonna yeah we talked about she said like she has something to tell me but she was at work
00:00:55.680 I hope it's something good it sounded like it was good okay this one's from my brother so let's open
00:01:00.520 that um I don't know what yeah okay this one personal orders and it's from Charlotte North Carolina
00:01:13.380 let's see what else let's shoot it here huh she's pregnant what the I didn't fucking do anything
00:01:20.620 don't leak I didn't I didn't leak I didn't leak did I leak I didn't okay I'll relax hey
00:01:27.940 okay
00:01:30.520 got a hat
00:01:35.940 hey she wants to start streaming yeah chat chat we need a new we need a new girl art for 2024
00:01:43.860 all right yeah it's like the hipster black dude it's the hipster black dude hat
00:01:52.860 yeah and you gotta wear it like that chat now you're not gonna go embalding
00:01:58.500 okay I beat the I beat the allegations leaked I'm pulling up did I leak it be honest did I
00:02:07.720 unabomber I'm fine man we got a t-shirt okay
00:02:14.740 don't shy away all right bro sent me his um his little startup streetwear brand huh
00:02:22.880 cool do you take pictures with skateboards
00:02:27.020 oh how are you celebrating christmas as a muslim because um because um blah blah blah blah blah blah
00:02:37.020 blah blah it's just all right you know you know here's the justification for for celebrating christmas
00:02:44.020 as a muslim I don't actually think it was jesus's birthday I don't think there's evident every any
00:02:48.360 evidence in the bible that it was jesus's birthday just celebrating as a little present
00:02:52.180 exchange holiday okay it's just a little time for family stuff like that
00:02:57.260 leaked you guys just spam that anyway you're a grifter okay all right well it's good to be back
00:03:04.020 I missed you guys it's exactly the same chats is it tts on mod spam it spam the tts link grab the tts link
00:03:10.220 now's the time now's the time cope and seize around police wait let me turn the
00:03:17.240 the headphones off you got you fucking with this hat yes or no I'm actually kind of liking it it goes
00:03:22.060 okay what the fuck
00:03:33.560 the constitution of the united states all right okay bro
00:03:47.140 you send me the constitution um and oh oh
00:03:59.260 oh
00:03:59.760 ha ha ha okay okay yeah
00:04:04.940 film tropics coffee black I don't understand this
00:04:18.260 okay cousins is like demarcus cousins is this a jideon this is a jideon thing
00:04:31.520 put it on yeah i'm gonna put it on i'm gonna put it on i'm gonna put it on
00:04:36.500 w skits okay thanks bro I thought it was gonna be asked when I saw the constitution I thought you're
00:04:41.520 something like red pill nerd but oh cool okay oh shit let me put it on let me put it on
00:04:46.320 good so far
00:04:50.280 oh my god I smell so bad
00:05:01.020 oh you know when you forget to bring deodorant when you travel
00:05:05.220 oh fuck god oh I can't even I don't even want to
00:05:10.760 nah put it on the hoodie
00:05:11.620 oh
00:05:14.860 put the one to yay okay fine
00:05:18.460 oh
00:05:21.860 I got right off the plane and came here yeah I'll put this on
00:05:26.960 I look extra skinny when I wear tank tops bro
00:05:29.920 do I look like a lesbian be honest red pill nerd I mean
00:05:34.620 all right next one big or small wait no no is there one more
00:05:38.200 thank you all right wait should I like shout out his name
00:05:42.160 his name isn't on this well shout out guy from from uh north carolina
00:05:48.300 you look strong oh thanks bro push-ups now
00:05:55.240 oh thanks man
00:05:57.140 sneaker will never wear sports jerseys cause he thinks sports are gay
00:06:03.260 no I don't think sports are gay I watch soccer but it was just like
00:06:06.080 you know it's like the red pill thing to say you know
00:06:09.100 it is it is a little gay to watch like
00:06:13.880 to watch grown men play with balls it is it is
00:06:16.940 do curls now let me unbox the thing like this okay
00:06:21.680 oh my brother sent me these
00:06:24.480 my brother sent me some new fouchard glasses
00:06:27.500 w promo yeah okay cool
00:06:30.580 you guys got the merchant right
00:06:32.240 I actually love these glasses bro
00:06:34.320 these are my favorite sunglasses
00:06:36.180 these are my favorite sunglasses
00:06:38.100 I keep this right I got two pairs thank you
00:06:39.800 but this is not part of the gifts I think he just sent me these
00:06:41.520 I wasn't even trying to like sneak in a promo
00:06:43.240 wallahe it wasn't wallahe it wasn't
00:06:45.180 okay okay big or small big or small big or small big or small
00:06:46.960 scam call I didn't scam anything
00:06:49.000 let's keep doing small
00:06:53.400 let's keep doing small
00:06:54.320 w yap I'm not even yapping
00:07:00.060 spam the TTS link mods fucking hell
00:07:04.100 I don't see it in the chat once
00:07:05.460 Tate hates you what the
00:07:07.480 okay
00:07:08.200 please fix your hairline
00:07:12.820 my hairline's
00:07:13.600 bro
00:07:14.180 I just don't
00:07:16.320 I'm gonna stay delusional with it
00:07:17.340 I don't I don't believe you at all
00:07:18.440 what did the gym girl say I don't know
00:07:19.740 she said she was gonna call me after work
00:07:21.020 and then okay cool we got
00:07:23.000 there's a letter in here first
00:07:25.340 but we got this
00:07:27.040 like animation
00:07:31.280 and
00:07:33.440 bruh
00:07:34.560 salam snico what's good
00:07:38.400 my name is
00:07:39.380 on rumble is
00:07:40.420 ex green beans
00:07:41.240 you just donated one dollar
00:07:42.880 when are you meeting with your
00:07:44.640 persian gym princess
00:07:45.780 we miss seeing you
00:07:46.900 until you guys would make a cute baby
00:07:48.940 okay shut the fuck up
00:07:50.020 my name on rumble is ex green beans
00:07:52.260 and my actual name is Samir
00:07:53.280 I decided to set this out instead of writing it
00:07:54.780 because my handwriting is hard to read for some
00:07:56.480 anyways bro
00:07:57.780 I started watching you a few months ago
00:07:59.240 and I really respect the fact that you are
00:08:00.480 trying to better everyone
00:08:01.700 and spread the word of salam
00:08:02.380 shout out to you and shake with mine
00:08:03.260 y'all really helped me stay on my Dean
00:08:05.300 what I said is a
00:08:07.780 common rider figure
00:08:10.360 it's the series
00:08:11.740 that created the messy power rangers in the west
00:08:14.220 it originally came from
00:08:15.140 cam and rider
00:08:15.900 which started in 1971
00:08:17.380 and it's a japanese hero show
00:08:19.200 oh my god the app is wild
00:08:20.980 what the fuck
00:08:21.980 it originally came from
00:08:24.140 common rider
00:08:24.460 which started in 1971
00:08:25.380 and it's a japanese hero show
00:08:26.840 the character you have is called
00:08:27.940 common rider naki
00:08:28.800 the motive
00:08:29.220 the motif is a japanese wolf
00:08:31.040 you can make the figure
00:08:32.220 by putting the stickers
00:08:33.080 that come with it
00:08:33.920 on it
00:08:34.620 you could even look up
00:08:35.600 a youtube video
00:08:36.260 on how to make it
00:08:37.180 or you can look inside
00:08:38.440 the box
00:08:39.080 it will show you
00:08:40.240 on the insides
00:08:41.400 but I hope you enjoy it
00:08:42.500 I didn't know what to send
00:08:43.800 so I just sent this
00:08:44.820 because it's what I like
00:08:45.900 LMAO
00:08:46.500 oh
00:08:47.260 fuck
00:08:47.980 I also kind of make beats
00:08:51.640 I co-produced a song called
00:08:53.060 A-list A-hole 2
00:08:54.460 by Lil Keel
00:08:55.380 and Wallahi bro
00:08:56.540 it's not trash
00:08:57.300 it got like 200k plays
00:08:58.740 on soundcloud
00:08:59.300 you should give it
00:09:00.020 a listen definitely
00:09:00.940 you might enjoy it
00:09:02.380 it's also on all platforms too
00:09:03.640 not just soundcloud
00:09:04.540 regardless bro
00:09:08.080 thank you
00:09:08.500 and keep spreading
00:09:09.040 the word of islam
00:09:09.800 I wish you the best
00:09:10.640 in your future
00:09:11.200 endeavors and streams
00:09:11.980 thank you brother
00:09:13.140 salaam alaikum
00:09:14.020 I appreciate you so much
00:09:15.560 TikTok attention span
00:09:18.840 bro
00:09:19.460 these are run on sentences
00:09:20.560 like a motherfucker
00:09:21.420 um
00:09:25.060 gonna be honest dude
00:09:30.520 I'm never gonna make this
00:09:31.680 I'm gonna
00:09:32.620 I'm gonna
00:09:33.140 I'm gonna be honest with you
00:09:35.520 I'm never gonna
00:09:36.480 I'm not gonna
00:09:37.520 I could lie right now
00:09:38.680 and pretend like I'm gonna
00:09:39.600 like that I'm gonna
00:09:40.560 I'm not gonna
00:09:42.600 I hope you win the yap award
00:09:43.920 this year
00:09:44.620 got a lot of competition
00:09:46.360 out there
00:09:46.980 I'm the best yapper
00:09:47.860 in the game
00:09:48.260 this is just
00:09:48.840 this is example
00:09:49.440 of bad yapping
00:09:50.160 because like he wrote
00:09:51.040 like a whole thing
00:09:51.780 about the Japanese motif
00:09:52.880 of the wolf
00:09:53.620 in 1971
00:09:54.980 and I
00:09:55.600 I'm being honest
00:09:57.180 I'm being honest
00:09:57.820 I'll give it to somebody
00:09:58.960 I mean shout out to you
00:10:00.300 I'll say your song right now
00:10:01.180 A-list A-hole 2
00:10:02.100 by Lil Keel
00:10:02.780 okay Lil Keel
00:10:03.840 I'll give it to somebody
00:10:06.020 who's gonna use this
00:10:06.820 but
00:10:07.060 do you think that
00:10:09.340 like
00:10:09.940 like bro
00:10:10.900 like you're
00:10:12.440 ungrateful
00:10:15.560 I'm not ungrateful
00:10:16.880 I'm very grateful
00:10:17.680 well lahi I'm grateful
00:10:18.520 thank you so much
00:10:19.320 for spending
00:10:19.620 but I'm
00:10:20.200 I can't lie
00:10:21.340 because I'm not a sinner
00:10:22.180 I'm never gonna use this
00:10:23.920 I'm never gonna use this
00:10:26.580 but thank you
00:10:27.480 Lil Keel on stream
00:10:28.140 and talk shit
00:10:28.580 okay fine
00:10:29.180 fine I will
00:10:30.500 fine I will
00:10:31.640 opening it
00:10:36.560 L-E-go
00:10:37.940 fine
00:10:38.260 I'm opening it
00:10:38.900 I'm opening it
00:10:39.900 I don't wanna do this
00:10:52.240 bro
00:10:52.540 is this gum
00:10:53.940 what is this
00:10:55.440 stick them in your cunt
00:11:07.640 bro it's five pieces
00:11:09.560 okay fine
00:11:10.100 you're right
00:11:10.400 you're right
00:11:10.660 the instructions are like
00:11:12.840 inside the box here
00:11:13.980 it's like in here
00:11:15.440 give it to Neon
00:11:20.100 read the $10
00:11:25.680 he sent the jerseys
00:11:26.600 or who said that
00:11:27.440 oh Flying Raptor
00:11:28.220 Sneaker I sent those jerseys
00:11:29.560 there's a letter
00:11:29.940 Flying Raptor
00:11:30.840 appreciate you bro
00:11:31.780 that's a good
00:11:33.040 I appreciate you big time man
00:11:34.460 happy holidays
00:11:36.180 how about you get a girl
00:11:43.820 let's leave that at
00:11:44.680 233
00:11:44.980 Mr. Martin says
00:11:45.620 what's gay about
00:11:46.220 cheering on young guys
00:11:47.200 in tight pants
00:11:47.720 running with the ball
00:11:48.320 up and down a grassy field
00:11:49.280 uh yeah
00:11:49.740 nothing gay
00:11:50.200 um
00:11:51.260 yeah
00:11:52.600 I can't
00:11:53.580 I can't do it
00:11:54.080 maybe my
00:11:54.780 maybe
00:11:55.100 okay type of one
00:11:56.500 if I have a
00:11:57.000 detention span
00:11:57.500 if I have a TikTok
00:11:58.200 detention span
00:11:58.820 I can't do it
00:11:59.520 I can't do it
00:12:01.220 okay
00:12:02.420 um
00:12:03.220 got another one
00:12:04.900 Sneeko donated $1
00:12:06.780 salam bro
00:12:08.160 we need more
00:12:09.040 ShakeHoof
00:12:09.600 mild streams
00:12:10.400 for 2020
00:12:11.120 I do
00:12:11.780 I have a TikTok
00:12:12.500 attachment
00:12:12.840 when you're going
00:12:13.500 to buy
00:12:13.980 please link up
00:12:14.920 with Sartorial
00:12:15.860 your tight stream
00:12:17.280 was the best
00:12:18.160 okay thanks bro
00:12:19.660 but a lot of you guys
00:12:21.480 think that um
00:12:22.080 what the fuck
00:12:23.160 should I burn this
00:12:31.640 right now
00:12:32.140 what is this
00:12:33.820 no
00:12:36.400 no
00:12:41.620 no
00:12:42.300 no
00:12:42.620 no
00:12:44.620 no
00:12:46.620 no
00:12:48.620 no
00:12:50.620 no
00:12:52.620 no
00:12:53.140 the earth's not even flat
00:13:10.100 welcome back donated one dollar
00:13:12.240 welcome back brody
00:13:14.040 healthy for not telling you
00:13:15.760 that your soundboard audio
00:13:17.240 isn't connected to the stream
00:13:18.820 because it's the TTS audio
00:13:22.300 this
00:13:22.520 fuck
00:13:23.380 I stand on business
00:13:26.380 I stand on business
00:13:27.940 I stand on
00:13:31.200 yeah
00:13:33.880 yeah
00:13:35.220 yeah
00:13:36.460 yeah
00:13:37.980 I'm gonna fuck around
00:13:39.120 the earth's gonna die
00:13:42.780 the earth's gonna die
00:13:42.800 by 2020 free
00:13:44.060 how dare you
00:13:45.040 fuck out of here
00:13:46.120 give a lady a chance
00:13:47.400 this new year
00:13:48.500 write a contract up
00:13:50.280 and be protected
00:13:51.060 too
00:13:51.480 yeah
00:13:51.900 shirt fits perfect
00:13:53.320 okay
00:13:54.080 you know
00:13:57.940 you know
00:13:58.180 you know
00:13:58.200 you know
00:13:58.220 it is
00:13:58.660 donated
00:13:59.060 five dollars
00:14:00.080 did pilot
00:14:01.120 re-link you
00:14:01.900 back up
00:14:02.420 with your
00:14:02.840 blueberry
00:14:03.260 distribution
00:14:03.720 I don't know
00:14:04.080 I gotta
00:14:04.340 I gotta ask him
00:14:05.040 bro
00:14:05.180 shut up
00:14:05.600 god
00:14:06.600 yeah
00:14:06.840 okay
00:14:07.260 all right
00:14:10.040 happy 25th
00:14:11.800 may you find peace
00:14:12.840 and guidance
00:14:13.240 by following
00:14:13.820 Allah
00:14:14.200 thank you
00:14:16.120 oh
00:14:30.980 oh
00:14:32.980 oh
00:14:35.980 it's a kufi
00:14:39.800 yeah
00:14:42.940 mashallah
00:14:43.800 mashallah
00:14:44.480 mashallah
00:14:45.120 yeah
00:14:48.600 this is fire
00:14:50.600 too
00:14:50.880 wait
00:14:51.080 who gave this to me
00:14:51.740 this is from
00:14:53.460 um
00:14:54.000 modefa
00:14:55.360 modefa
00:14:57.020 yeah
00:14:58.300 hello
00:14:59.080 my god
00:14:59.940 yeah
00:15:00.460 fire
00:15:02.260 damn
00:15:03.140 a lot of
00:15:03.900 w's in your chat
00:15:04.620 did I pronounce it right
00:15:05.200 looks fire
00:15:05.660 it does
00:15:06.200 it does
00:15:07.080 all right
00:15:07.800 wait no
00:15:08.700 there's more
00:15:08.980 there's one more
00:15:09.620 from this pile
00:15:10.220 okay
00:15:11.540 we still got a lot
00:15:12.160 more chat
00:15:12.660 we still got a lot
00:15:14.840 more
00:15:15.060 it's clean
00:15:15.540 it's
00:15:15.780 shit's ugly
00:15:19.120 as fuck
00:15:19.600 bro
00:15:19.820 you're just like
00:15:20.780 a jehovah's witness
00:15:21.620 like
00:15:21.900 mad at me
00:15:22.720 huh
00:15:22.900 all right
00:15:25.740 um
00:15:28.740 this is from
00:15:31.920 sekenza
00:15:32.540 okay
00:15:33.680 let's see
00:15:39.320 let's see
00:15:39.360 thank you for choosing us
00:15:42.480 we hope you enjoy our products
00:15:44.500 sekenza
00:15:45.340 oh it's another
00:15:47.180 you can't see
00:15:51.620 it's more
00:15:52.380 it's like
00:15:52.980 it's written in muslim
00:15:54.520 which means arabic
00:15:55.520 i'm joking
00:15:55.900 let's see
00:15:57.680 let's see
00:15:58.120 oh
00:15:58.980 bro
00:16:01.580 look at all the muslims committing shirk
00:16:03.860 and sending me
00:16:05.140 presents on christmas
00:16:07.220 a haram holiday
00:16:09.260 hey
00:16:10.800 mashallah
00:16:12.540 mashallah
00:16:13.400 mashallah
00:16:13.900 mashallah
00:16:14.460 cool
00:16:17.920 you look black
00:16:19.980 i'm wearing a coupe
00:16:20.880 do i
00:16:21.240 let's go
00:16:25.380 there we go
00:16:27.500 there we go
00:16:28.060 i ain't gonna lie
00:16:29.580 christians and muslims
00:16:30.420 actually are doing
00:16:31.000 doing better than you guys
00:16:31.880 so far
00:16:32.300 on a
00:16:32.960 on a christian
00:16:34.280 making holiday
00:16:34.920 huh
00:16:35.300 all right
00:16:36.600 done with those
00:16:37.840 big or small
00:16:38.240 shat
00:16:38.440 big or small
00:16:38.860 i can't lie
00:16:40.520 though though
00:16:40.900 flying after you
00:16:41.580 cooked with this
00:16:42.300 you cooked
00:16:43.300 you cooked
00:16:44.760 ali g drip
00:16:47.680 i like the kufi man
00:16:49.780 i can hide the
00:16:50.900 look
00:16:51.340 every next time
00:16:52.600 they say i'm bald
00:16:53.240 this is why
00:16:55.460 another good idea
00:16:56.460 good reason to revert
00:16:58.160 to islam mashallah
00:17:00.520 look
00:17:00.840 this is what i'll do
00:17:03.200 like when i
00:17:03.600 when it when it's over
00:17:04.520 and i'm actually
00:17:05.160 completely bald
00:17:05.960 this is a great
00:17:07.520 replacement
00:17:08.040 great replacement
00:17:09.660 because you're not
00:17:10.140 you're not a hat guy
00:17:11.080 when you're bald
00:17:12.080 and like you walk around
00:17:13.020 with the hat all the time
00:17:14.000 people like look at you
00:17:14.780 because you know that
00:17:15.580 when the hat dude
00:17:16.220 like jumps in the pool
00:17:17.060 still wearing a hat
00:17:17.740 and it's awkward
00:17:19.140 because like
00:17:19.960 everyone's like
00:17:20.740 why the
00:17:21.140 come on
00:17:21.940 come on
00:17:23.180 because other times
00:17:24.900 you get an excuse
00:17:25.420 but like
00:17:25.780 when you're shirtless
00:17:26.500 with the hat
00:17:26.880 it's like you're just
00:17:27.340 afraid of being bald
00:17:27.980 when you wear the kufi
00:17:29.280 it's not because
00:17:30.140 you're bald
00:17:30.600 it's because
00:17:31.160 of god
00:17:32.400 mashallah
00:17:33.760 mashallah
00:17:34.880 okay
00:17:37.780 that's it
00:17:38.380 big or small chat
00:17:39.140 what do you guys say
00:17:39.680 it looks like a do-rag
00:17:41.600 uh no
00:17:42.300 okay
00:17:49.760 okay let's
00:17:49.980 i'm gonna go uh
00:17:53.460 let's go medium size
00:17:54.500 i'll get these boxes
00:17:56.400 i'll get three
00:17:57.340 no
00:17:57.660 these three
00:17:58.260 these three
00:17:59.200 shut up grifco
00:18:03.080 okay
00:18:03.500 all right
00:18:04.220 this is the
00:18:07.760 authenticity company
00:18:09.020 okay
00:18:10.040 and it's from
00:18:12.060 canada
00:18:12.460 from ottawa
00:18:13.080 canada
00:18:13.580 where's my
00:18:14.780 where's the stick
00:18:15.640 there we go
00:18:16.540 okay
00:18:21.640 what we got
00:18:28.000 what we got
00:18:28.380 what we got
00:18:28.740 what we got
00:18:29.180 let's see
00:18:39.340 spider-man
00:18:42.620 what does that
00:18:45.600 have to do with the authenticity
00:18:46.440 put a christmas song on
00:18:47.480 yeah yeah yeah
00:18:47.980 it's like dry as hell
00:18:48.960 in here
00:18:49.140 i need a christmas music
00:18:49.880 let me put on a shirt
00:18:51.000 i'm weird bro
00:18:51.860 i got like a weird body
00:18:53.500 like it's all lanky
00:18:54.820 and shit
00:18:55.220 sneaky donated one dollar
00:19:05.500 what up
00:19:05.900 i love you
00:19:08.200 love you too
00:19:09.000 with alex eubanky
00:19:10.200 as a christian gym
00:19:11.220 influencer
00:19:11.740 it will be an interesting
00:19:12.900 oh
00:19:13.600 okay
00:19:14.220 okay
00:19:16.100 yeah
00:19:17.240 a little
00:19:17.760 a little
00:19:17.800 a little
00:19:17.840 a little
00:19:17.860 a little
00:19:18.060 a little
00:19:18.200 a little
00:19:18.300 a little
00:19:18.640 a little
00:19:20.680 a little
00:19:22.080 a little
00:19:22.620 a little
00:19:24.420 oh i know
00:19:24.600 i know
00:19:24.880 i know
00:19:26.620 put it back on
00:19:33.700 uh later
00:19:34.320 hold on
00:19:34.660 give me
00:19:34.940 give me five seconds
00:19:35.680 chat
00:19:35.860 you're always yelling
00:19:36.320 at me
00:19:36.840 i swear
00:19:48.500 spotify's ass
00:19:49.500 on pg
00:19:49.940 all right
00:19:52.540 can you guys hear it or no
00:19:54.080 let's go
00:19:58.700 this is who i don't know
00:20:01.800 let's see
00:20:02.900 i don't think you should be a pimp
00:20:16.700 you know what's funny too
00:20:18.780 have you noticed that
00:20:20.840 that the modern influencer
00:20:22.960 is just
00:20:24.560 a pimp
00:20:26.360 that promotes gambling
00:20:27.860 and
00:20:31.080 like that's it
00:20:32.980 the modern influencer
00:20:34.240 promotes gambling
00:20:35.040 and is a pimp
00:20:35.600 it's funny how like
00:20:36.760 how normalized that stuff
00:20:37.940 has become
00:20:38.280 the modern influencer
00:20:39.320 is either a prostitute
00:20:40.320 or a pimp
00:20:40.780 you can't hear it
00:20:42.420 retard
00:20:42.620 okay let me turn it up
00:20:44.660 okay this is uh
00:20:51.920 what does that have to do
00:20:53.300 with this company
00:20:53.900 uh yeah i should
00:21:04.040 bro
00:21:04.680 what
00:21:06.020 what did you just send me
00:21:07.520 blood's head is too big
00:21:20.180 bro
00:21:20.520 because this is a child present
00:21:22.140 like
00:21:22.500 this is for children
00:21:27.620 big ass head
00:21:28.480 how
00:21:29.000 it's not designed for
00:21:30.480 adult heads
00:21:31.920 yeah to be
00:21:37.420 to be a successful
00:21:38.240 modern influencer
00:21:39.040 it's either be a prostitute
00:21:40.700 or a pimp
00:21:41.100 and then promote gambling
00:21:42.580 and
00:21:43.360 add nothing
00:21:44.220 like that
00:21:44.860 shave on stream again
00:21:46.340 yeah i'm down i'm down
00:21:47.220 okay um
00:21:48.460 and then there's
00:21:49.240 foam
00:21:50.240 you open it
00:21:52.320 it's just
00:21:53.000 it's a very deceiving
00:21:55.260 company
00:21:55.680 i thought authenticity
00:21:57.240 was going to be
00:21:57.800 yep
00:22:07.300 and then a snow globe
00:22:09.420 oh
00:22:11.240 oh
00:22:13.120 that's hard
00:22:14.380 a little bot
00:22:15.560 bot globe
00:22:17.020 w clown hat
00:22:20.080 oh
00:22:21.000 am i just a clown
00:22:22.140 am i a clown
00:22:23.940 who promotes gambling
00:22:24.880 and only fans
00:22:25.700 okay
00:22:28.020 boom
00:22:29.280 i like this
00:22:31.320 um
00:22:34.600 don't like the hats
00:22:35.740 not gonna lie
00:22:36.460 these can go
00:22:38.000 and then what was the
00:22:38.840 spiderman thing you get me
00:22:39.720 like
00:22:40.260 there's a spiderman bag
00:22:42.160 and inside
00:22:47.240 it's just
00:22:50.320 i'm not having a kid
00:22:54.420 i didn't get anybody
00:22:55.980 pregnant
00:22:56.400 i'm not expecting
00:22:57.900 who is this for
00:23:00.720 did you send this
00:23:01.820 to the right person
00:23:02.540 are you trying to
00:23:10.240 disrespect me
00:23:11.000 did i get a girl
00:23:16.740 pregnant
00:23:17.120 no
00:23:20.400 w sex toys
00:23:25.280 you're a pedophile
00:23:26.160 why would you type that
00:23:27.240 this is
00:23:27.640 why is there a clip
00:23:29.120 on this
00:23:29.620 what are you supposed
00:23:33.900 chronically constipated
00:23:36.860 donated one dollar
00:23:38.160 on the only fans
00:23:39.520 management thing
00:23:40.560 surely if these girls
00:23:42.080 are going to do it
00:23:43.120 you may as well
00:23:44.120 capitalize on it
00:23:45.460 oh you're coping so hard
00:23:47.260 if you're
00:23:47.640 look at you coping
00:23:50.020 so hard man
00:23:50.920 what
00:23:51.480 because they're gonna
00:23:52.180 smoke crack
00:23:52.980 you might as well
00:23:53.520 sell it
00:23:54.000 are you retarded
00:23:54.720 someone's gonna die
00:23:55.800 in a car crash
00:23:56.460 i might as well
00:23:57.120 be the one hitting them
00:23:57.960 some people
00:23:59.120 people are gonna die
00:24:00.120 from gun violence
00:24:00.980 i might as well
00:24:02.520 shoot them
00:24:03.980 i don't
00:24:16.700 this year donated
00:24:18.160 one dollar
00:24:18.960 hey it's nico
00:24:20.180 i have everything set up
00:24:21.480 to wholesale real estate
00:24:22.900 but find myself stuck
00:24:24.500 when it comes to cold
00:24:25.680 calling
00:24:26.180 any advice
00:24:27.540 stop being a pussy
00:24:28.560 all right
00:24:31.880 more
00:24:32.160 next gift
00:24:36.220 yeah i'm lagging
00:24:36.960 i'm stalling
00:24:37.920 okay
00:24:38.200 all right
00:24:40.860 it's a bag in a bag
00:24:41.960 whoa
00:24:44.800 it's in chinese
00:24:46.800 this is from china
00:24:49.140 from ted k
00:24:54.280 you guys are weird
00:24:55.660 resident evo donated
00:25:00.040 one dollar
00:25:00.840 happy new yas
00:25:02.360 leeko
00:25:02.820 you are the best
00:25:03.740 i need help
00:25:04.760 if it takes one hour
00:25:05.860 to cook a batch of cookies
00:25:07.220 and cookie monster
00:25:08.220 has 15 ovens
00:25:09.420 shut up
00:25:09.840 working 24 hours
00:25:11.140 shut up
00:25:11.680 every day for five years
00:25:13.340 how long does it take
00:25:14.720 cookie mom
00:25:15.320 it's uh
00:25:16.780 it's just merch samples
00:25:17.640 i forgot
00:25:18.040 this is
00:25:18.780 it's quality merch samples
00:25:20.500 okay
00:25:21.520 and then
00:25:23.100 did it leak
00:25:25.640 no i didn't
00:25:29.020 so
00:25:30.940 i
00:25:31.460 oh
00:25:34.720 yeah
00:25:35.600 so
00:25:40.520 it's
00:25:43.300 okay
00:25:46.300 Okay.
00:26:02.260 Okay.
00:26:08.480 What is this?
00:26:11.960 You fucking with this?
00:26:14.120 What does it say?
00:26:17.040 I can't read it.
00:26:21.040 Oh, it's from Gorgonio.
00:26:23.620 Gorgonio, I recognize you.
00:26:25.720 This is not a demon shirt, chat.
00:26:28.580 It's not demonic.
00:26:35.520 I recognize you.
00:26:36.900 Oh, demonic merch.
00:26:38.240 What is demonic about that?
00:26:39.920 This hat is...
00:26:42.620 Bronson Felt donated $1.
00:26:44.380 Classic sneaker W.
00:26:47.260 Six million more like $25,000.
00:26:49.880 Shut up.
00:26:51.100 Shut up.
00:26:53.780 Gorgonio, are you in the chat, bro?
00:26:55.460 I see that dude every single day.
00:26:57.280 Do you like this hat or no?
00:26:59.280 I can't tell.
00:26:59.920 It's like a...
00:27:02.260 Crawling in my skin.
00:27:04.760 I hate my family.
00:27:07.420 I put them on and my girl immediately started slobbing on the knob.
00:27:11.880 W sneaker.
00:27:13.180 Let's fucking go.
00:27:14.640 This is the dude who's like scraping swastikas in his desk.
00:27:20.220 Shut up.
00:27:20.960 This is the dude like carving Heinrich Himmler into his locker.
00:27:28.060 This is the hat of a pyromaniac.
00:27:34.160 And then another hoodie.
00:27:35.980 It's just his merch.
00:27:38.060 Oh, okay, cool.
00:27:38.780 It's like the...
00:27:39.840 Yeah, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool.
00:27:42.500 Demonic just like his tranny body.
00:27:44.420 Okay, bro.
00:27:51.020 You guys are sending me all these, like, winter clothes.
00:27:53.440 Like, you know I live in Miami, right?
00:27:56.520 You know I live in Miami, right?
00:27:57.860 Let me try it with you too.
00:27:59.580 Let me speed run, bro, because I'm...
00:28:01.060 You know it is donated $5.
00:28:05.000 These gifts are great.
00:28:06.520 I had no idea you had so many homosexual supports.
00:28:11.140 Yeah.
00:28:11.400 But it all makes sense.
00:28:12.860 Chad, you're just going to take that?
00:28:15.820 Yo, this smells good.
00:28:17.420 Wait, what the...
00:28:19.780 Mmm.
00:28:21.440 Is that you?
00:28:23.260 It smells good.
00:28:24.080 It's a yappy-ass-a-p-s.
00:28:26.540 Much love Sneaker, would you ever upload your catalog of old artistic videos somewhere?
00:28:31.480 I know on Twitter some of them are there, but not all.
00:28:34.060 I hope you find a way back to concise artistic commentary.
00:28:37.800 Yeah, okay, okay, bro.
00:28:38.540 Name of magic.
00:28:39.720 This is...
00:28:41.060 It's too small.
00:28:42.260 It's too...
00:28:42.960 I hate being like a tall, lanky dude because the arms are perfect, but my torso is just...
00:28:50.220 I'm turning off TTS for now.
00:28:57.000 Shut the fuck up.
00:28:58.180 Shut up.
00:28:59.120 Shut up.
00:28:59.960 That voice is making me go insane.
00:29:01.460 I can't even...
00:29:05.560 I can't do it.
00:29:06.620 Great goals for 2024 on stream?
00:29:07.880 Yeah, not a bad idea.
00:29:09.300 Twink top?
00:29:10.280 Tranny coat?
00:29:11.100 It's not my fault.
00:29:12.020 It's not my fault that I'm 6'3 and handsome, nigga.
00:29:14.560 It's not my fault that, like, that bitch should be on my body because I'm like that.
00:29:18.120 Okay?
00:29:18.560 It fits, but...
00:29:20.460 Stop saying W crop top.
00:29:22.100 Yo, the tall, skinny guys...
00:29:23.800 If you're built like a mannequin, you know what I'm talking about.
00:29:26.760 Okay?
00:29:27.760 It's not...
00:29:28.400 Like, there's nothing homosexual about the fact that I'm taller than you.
00:29:33.040 I look down at your girlfriend like this.
00:29:36.000 This is how I talk to you.
00:29:42.360 Okay?
00:29:43.960 Okay?
00:29:44.280 Okay?
00:29:44.380 Let me try this one more.
00:29:53.680 I know the feel, bro.
00:29:54.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:59.740 Yeah, this is just...
00:30:01.860 This is a dude with long...
00:30:04.220 I wish I had long hair so I could...
00:30:06.060 This is the time to shut the fuck in.
00:30:13.140 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:30:17.700 Fuck my parents.
00:30:19.320 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:30:31.540 okay.
00:30:35.680 Look to me again.
00:30:36.500 Putting this back on.
00:30:37.700 Okay.
00:30:39.700 Some big ones.
00:30:43.140 grifting in real time what am i grifting what am i grifting tts back on it's back on
00:31:00.140 bro grifted into do you know what the fuck grifting means
00:31:05.560 stop using that word what the fuck did i grift what are you talking about genuinely
00:31:12.200 emo co okay all right just the weirdest chat
00:31:21.280 everything i do is grifting okay
00:31:27.980 someone sent me this book i don't know who did you know what's funny i actually gave this gift
00:31:41.720 as a present before i gave this gift as a present to somebody before um i tried reading it but it's
00:31:47.960 really long but it's by rick rubin it's that guy that looks like a homeless hippie you know rick
00:31:54.580 rubin he looks like um like he did acid in the parking lot of a grateful dead concert
00:32:02.140 yeah he wrote this book about being creative he did a lot of work with ea and eminem
00:32:07.280 like pretty much every artist red hot chili pepper is bubble everybody books are gay um i don't even
00:32:12.980 know what like
00:32:13.740 w tiktok attention span l book i'm gonna read it
00:32:21.580 i don't i i will i will read it
00:32:26.680 i wish someone could just like give me the tweet version so i don't have to read it you know
00:32:31.420 some contact lenses from my mom thank you thanks mom
00:32:50.420 okay got a box we're going to the big ones now
00:32:58.280 we're going to the box
00:33:02.360 we come from space to netting one dollar i need some of those curving glasses
00:33:15.420 oh my yo i just got the free palestine box
00:33:24.420 i got a a key to jerusalem
00:33:29.360 this was my book and i wanted you to have it so you could read it
00:33:37.080 okay more homework from my chat 500 questions and answers on the islamic
00:33:46.480 uh jurisprudence
00:33:49.720 oh i know these these are the this is the toothpaste this is uh this is the muslim toothbrush
00:34:04.380 this is the muslim toothbrush
00:34:08.820 and i got a i think they call this a keffiyeh
00:34:14.060 i don't know how to put it on let me be honest with you
00:34:18.120 free palestine chat this smells good
00:34:21.140 you guys smell really good
00:34:26.420 shut the fuck up
00:34:30.320 shut up
00:34:34.520 shut up tts off and it's back on i just i i'm just gonna mute those
00:34:38.000 it's back on
00:34:39.200 shut up
00:34:41.200 oh
00:34:42.200 oh
00:34:43.200 yes sir
00:34:46.200 yeah
00:34:49.200 chest spam it up that's what i'm talking about man
00:34:54.200 mmm
00:34:56.200 this was a girl
00:35:00.200 well lahi this was a girl that sent this
00:35:02.200 oh it was
00:35:09.200 oh it was
00:35:19.200 from kitten
00:35:21.200 oh kitten
00:35:23.200 oh kitten
00:35:24.200 oh kitten
00:35:25.200 and she said please don't leak me i'm not gonna leak ya
00:35:27.200 okay
00:35:28.200 i'm not gonna dox ya
00:35:30.200 don't you kitten chat
00:35:33.200 don't you kitten
00:35:34.200 sorry kitten i'm on my dean
00:35:37.200 and then what is this
00:35:38.200 yo she said this is a fire
00:35:40.200 she spent time with this
00:35:42.200 holy
00:35:43.200 king of new york
00:35:46.200 pop smoke
00:35:48.200 muslim link 101 donated one dollar
00:35:52.200 nice haram
00:35:53.200 how much do i have to donate for you to hang a palestinian flag on the wall behind you
00:35:59.200 i'll do it for free
00:36:00.200 i'll do it for free
00:36:01.200 do it for free
00:36:02.200 does any part of you wish you could slash have a more respectable job slash degree like being a lawyer in your back pockets on top of what you're doing now
00:36:10.200 no i don't give a fuck about being a lawyer
00:36:12.200 um i would represent myself in court
00:36:14.200 no i wouldn't i don't know
00:36:15.200 no i'd pay for a lawyer i don't i don't like why
00:36:18.200 isn't it way better
00:36:19.200 don't you think there's more respect in doing what you want to do and being independent
00:36:23.200 and following exactly not being on anybody's terms
00:36:26.200 isn't that more respectful than you know having a title like i'm a lawyer
00:36:29.200 bro a lot of lawyers are scum
00:36:31.200 just to 813 donated five dollars
00:36:34.200 is your
00:36:35.200 yeah it's still gonna be open
00:36:36.200 still open after the holidays
00:36:38.200 or are you closing it
00:36:39.200 it's still gonna be open
00:36:41.200 i wanna i really wanna i wanna use
00:36:43.200 okay chat let me put you on real quick
00:36:45.200 christians where you at
00:36:47.200 type of c right now
00:36:49.200 put a jesus is king
00:36:51.200 if you still believe in this pagan holiday
00:36:53.200 put a jesus is king
00:36:55.200 if you're a christian over here
00:36:56.200 let me put you on
00:36:57.200 to the muslim toothbrush
00:36:59.200 fuck
00:37:00.200 i dropped
00:37:01.200 no progress donated one dollar
00:37:03.200 sneaker my quality clothing has still not arrived
00:37:06.200 i should be coming to it okay
00:37:07.200 you guys are yapping too much
00:37:08.200 yapping to like to keep the tts is shorter
00:37:10.200 holy shit
00:37:11.200 jesus is king christ is king there we go
00:37:14.200 so this is a muslim toothbrush
00:37:17.200 you just come in here
00:37:19.200 and then you kinda kinda spit it
00:37:21.200 we gotta like chew the tip
00:37:23.200 and then once it's there you literally just
00:37:26.200 you brush your teeth
00:37:30.200 you need to do that
00:37:35.200 it's a sunnah apparently
00:37:37.200 that's what someone in the chat said
00:37:39.200 which means muhammad did it
00:37:40.200 peace be upon him
00:37:41.200 there you go
00:37:42.200 pause
00:37:45.200 how is this pause
00:37:47.200 why is everyone saying pause
00:37:48.200 it's a it's a
00:37:49.200 everything is gay to you
00:37:51.200 looks stupid
00:37:53.200 brushing your teeth is gay
00:37:54.200 and i do it
00:37:56.200 yeah i'm not the full my form isn't the best
00:37:58.200 mid just uses a toothbrush but you can walk around and do this
00:38:01.200 and it's natural
00:38:02.200 it's grown from the earth
00:38:04.200 you just do it in public
00:38:05.200 you know like right after a meal
00:38:06.200 you're chillin
00:38:07.200 chat it up
00:38:08.200 drinking some tea
00:38:09.200 you know what i mean
00:38:11.200 it takes time to get soft
00:38:12.200 yeah you have to soften it a little bit
00:38:13.200 it looks like a cheese stick
00:38:15.200 i don't know what type of cheese sticks you're eating
00:38:16.200 this is tiny
00:38:18.200 you gotta chew the tip a little bit
00:38:19.200 and then once it's chewed
00:38:21.200 then it exposes
00:38:22.200 and then you're good
00:38:23.200 and then you're good
00:38:24.200 kitten put this in her asshole
00:38:26.200 well it was wrapped in plastic
00:38:27.200 and even if she did
00:38:29.200 okay
00:38:36.200 yeah now it's good
00:38:39.200 the tip is uh is exposed
00:38:46.200 aye aye aye
00:38:48.200 okay
00:38:49.200 i'ma keep this one for later
00:38:51.200 ew ew ew
00:38:56.200 grow up
00:39:06.200 josh should i hang this up on the wall
00:39:11.200 oh
00:39:12.200 yeah
00:39:14.200 yeah actually this is hard on the wall
00:39:16.200 you're not gonna lie wait
00:39:17.200 do i have enough tape
00:39:19.200 do the crackers leave me tape
00:39:23.200 i need to put this up on god
00:39:26.200 yeah yeah i should
00:39:27.200 i should right
00:39:29.200 yes everyone's saying yes
00:39:33.200 i got to i gots to
00:39:34.200 where's the tape
00:39:35.200 where did the crackers put the tape
00:39:36.200 i swear to god
00:39:43.200 where's the tape
00:39:46.200 yeah here it is here it is
00:39:51.200 it goes perfectly right above
00:39:54.200 the sneaker
00:39:56.200 yeah right
00:39:57.200 okay let me do it right
00:39:59.200 let me do it nice and proper
00:40:02.200 are these good gifts so far
00:40:03.200 yes or no
00:40:05.200 good gifts so far
00:40:06.200 yes or no
00:40:13.200 we still got a couple more
00:40:17.200 i'm pleasantly surprised
00:40:20.200 i thought there was gonna be more troll shit
00:40:22.200 i thought i was gonna open up and see blueberries face
00:40:24.200 you know
00:40:25.200 there's three more
00:40:26.200 no troll gifts
00:40:28.200 a little bit we got the baby toys
00:40:29.200 but other than that i was pretty good
00:40:32.200 it was pretty good
00:40:39.200 it was pretty good
00:40:40.200 yeah
00:40:41.200 yeah yeah this is perfect right here
00:40:50.200 yeah yeah that's hard that's hard that's hard
00:40:52.200 that's hard that's hard
00:41:06.200 good spot too
00:41:09.200 nice
00:41:10.200 you know actually i got pressed earlier
00:41:17.200 literally like an hour ago right before
00:41:20.200 the stream i was walking i was just getting a steak before the stream
00:41:24.200 and i was walking past um like a jewish center
00:41:28.200 and these guys i didn't hear what they were saying in time
00:41:32.200 because i was wearing a hoodie like when i walk around in public now
00:41:36.200 i walk around giant hood on and this on even at night
00:41:39.200 you know hood this
00:41:41.200 pretty much like i'm i'm covered up
00:41:43.200 and some guy
00:41:45.200 these two jews are walking by me i'm just like i'm looking for
00:41:48.200 i don't it's i don't even like
00:41:50.200 register people's faces like i'm aware of them but i'm not analyzing
00:41:54.200 do i know this person or not someone goes
00:41:55.200 someone goes um
00:41:57.200 oh you're the guy that doesn't like israel
00:41:58.200 and i was like what
00:41:59.200 like i thought he i thought they were talking to each other
00:42:01.200 because they didn't interrupt and they didn't stop
00:42:03.200 i just like i'm passing by
00:42:04.200 you're the guy that doesn't like israel
00:42:05.200 i'm like huh
00:42:06.200 and then the other guy's like who's that guy
00:42:07.200 no he talks
00:42:08.200 he talks about how he doesn't like israel
00:42:10.200 i go ah
00:42:12.200 and i just kept walking
00:42:14.200 i probably could have got into debate
00:42:16.200 i was thinking like chat could have
00:42:17.200 would have been like yeah
00:42:19.200 i hate israel
00:42:20.200 what about it
00:42:21.200 but it's like you know i gotta
00:42:22.200 i gotta stream soon
00:42:23.200 i don't really
00:42:26.200 i don't want to get in a loud zionism argument
00:42:28.200 in front of a jewish center at night alone
00:42:31.200 let me not do this
00:42:32.200 let me just all right fuck it
00:42:34.200 i think if it was if it was a little bit more in time
00:42:38.200 if i had immediately like yeah i'm the guy that doesn't like israel
00:42:41.200 but i i was just like why are they talking oh they're talking about israel
00:42:44.200 and then i i connected the dots like too late
00:42:49.200 pussy pussy
00:42:50.200 yeah
00:42:53.200 well i'm here
00:42:55.200 okay kitten also sent me this
00:42:57.200 i think this is another prayer mat
00:42:59.200 this is a lot
00:43:04.200 um got this
00:43:06.200 a palestinian
00:43:08.200 wristband
00:43:09.200 holy
00:43:10.200 kitten went all in man
00:43:12.200 there's also a palestinian
00:43:14.200 there's also palestinian wristband
00:43:16.200 it's too small for my hand
00:43:21.200 i got it
00:43:25.200 and these are some prayer beads
00:43:30.200 and then i i guess it's like palestine has the key to jerusalem
00:43:34.200 another prayer bead
00:43:37.200 sheesh
00:43:38.200 and then this is a the thick chat i don't know the pronunciation perfectly but it's called the kefaya
00:43:44.200 the kefaya
00:43:45.200 hold on let me look it up what do what how do you pronounce this for a word
00:43:47.200 kefaya
00:43:48.200 kefaya
00:43:50.200 kefaya kefaya kefaya kefaya that was good kefaya okay easy easy as bruv you can put it around your neck
00:44:09.200 mmm
00:44:16.200 it smells so good bro
00:44:18.200 the kitten has a nice scent man
00:44:21.200 mmm
00:44:23.200 mmm
00:44:25.200 i'm not even like i'm not even bullshit
00:44:26.200 mmm
00:44:27.200 mmm
00:44:29.200 mmm
00:44:30.200 mmm
00:44:31.200 mmm
00:44:32.200 mmm
00:44:36.200 mmm
00:44:37.200 mmm
00:44:39.200 mmm
00:44:42.200 mmm
00:44:43.200 mmm
00:44:44.200 no like no i'm not lying at all
00:44:47.200 mmm
00:44:49.200 yeah
00:44:50.200 i can wear it like that
00:44:52.200 man i'm
00:44:53.200 I'm all tripped up.
00:44:56.180 All right, man.
00:44:58.100 That was it.
00:44:58.840 That was probably the best present so far.
00:45:00.320 I'm not even going to lie.
00:45:00.920 That was probably the best present so far.
00:45:02.240 There was detail in that.
00:45:07.820 Chad, should I call her?
00:45:08.960 Hold on.
00:45:09.200 I'm going to call her real quick.
00:45:09.940 Stand up.
00:45:11.820 No.
00:45:12.300 I'm going to stay seating on this one, actually.
00:45:14.500 I'm going to call her real quick.
00:45:18.180 I don't think I have her as a friend.
00:45:20.040 Wait, let me see.
00:45:20.620 I can find her on Discord.
00:45:23.200 I can find her on Discord, probably.
00:45:37.140 Should I say who?
00:45:38.080 It's just one of the Telegram people.
00:45:41.600 Someone popular and loves speech.
00:45:43.600 Her name is kidding.
00:45:44.300 All right.
00:45:44.600 It's a big box.
00:45:47.280 And it's a bunch of shirts.
00:45:48.460 And I see something that says women.
00:45:49.480 This is from Pearl.
00:45:54.320 This is from just pearly things.
00:45:59.980 Hey, milkman.
00:46:01.880 Did you get a present?
00:46:04.000 Did you get a present from some milk?
00:46:06.920 Did you get a Christmas box from the queen of the milkmen?
00:46:11.480 Let's see.
00:46:14.480 Let's see.
00:46:14.820 Let's see.
00:46:22.240 Let's go!
00:46:26.620 Yo!
00:46:27.400 No!
00:46:42.920 Yeah!
00:46:48.400 Come on, man.
00:46:51.840 Come on, man.
00:46:53.840 Stop blammering, man.
00:46:57.400 Let's go!
00:47:10.400 What a great Christmas, man.
00:47:12.660 Have a holly jolly new year.
00:47:15.160 Happy Hanukkah, Christmas, Eid, Mumbarak, everything.
00:47:21.140 Hallelujah!
00:47:21.780 Hallelujah!
00:47:23.120 Hallelujah!
00:47:27.400 She sent me...
00:47:31.560 There's no way.
00:47:33.540 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:47:34.160 What is this one?
00:47:36.880 There's no way.
00:47:38.040 Types of whales.
00:47:45.960 Blue whale.
00:47:48.200 Gray whale.
00:47:49.960 Fin whale.
00:47:50.680 Orca whale.
00:47:51.540 Sea whale.
00:47:52.240 Nar whale.
00:47:53.540 Entitled whale.
00:47:54.860 Beware.
00:47:55.820 Beluga.
00:47:56.580 Humpback whale.
00:47:59.580 Right whale.
00:48:00.160 Hey, Pearl.
00:48:08.640 Pearl, you did your thing.
00:48:11.000 Pearl, you did your thing.
00:48:16.360 I have so many women shouldn't vote.
00:48:18.680 Like, I have five women shouldn't vote shirts now.
00:48:22.660 Now, chat, you're funny, bro.
00:48:27.340 Give one to Neon.
00:48:31.180 You're weird.
00:48:31.940 You're weird.
00:48:32.340 You're weird.
00:48:32.660 Okay, okay, okay.
00:48:37.220 You got a piper for the one time now?
00:48:39.020 Chat, stop.
00:48:39.540 Stop.
00:48:41.000 We love Pearl.
00:48:41.920 Entitled whale.
00:48:50.500 Beware.
00:48:51.560 Am I a red pill nerd if I wear this?
00:49:01.360 Imagine seeing somebody in public wearing this.
00:49:03.860 Hey, man.
00:49:04.380 Hey, man.
00:49:04.440 Hey, man.
00:49:11.920 I think this is another one from, oh.
00:49:15.020 This is another one from, I think, the kid's toy thing earlier.
00:49:18.960 It's a little key chair.
00:49:20.720 Open it later.
00:49:24.120 I'll open it later.
00:49:24.960 Oh, my.
00:49:25.420 There's so much trash on my floor right now, man.
00:49:28.920 My floor is covered in trash.
00:49:33.020 I feel bad for this guy.
00:49:35.200 There's good variety in there, you know?
00:49:36.540 At least it wasn't like, you know?
00:49:37.800 It was just a present.
00:49:39.220 Oh, it was from Kitten.
00:49:42.540 It was from Kitten.
00:49:43.600 Okay.
00:49:44.420 All right.
00:49:47.020 All right.
00:49:54.300 I got Sabre.
00:49:58.620 For energy.
00:50:00.180 Boosts testosterone, enhances cognitive function, increases energy, and amplifies vitality.
00:50:06.360 Should I pop one right now?
00:50:09.220 I'm about to pop one right now.
00:50:17.660 I'm about to pop a Sabre.
00:50:20.440 It's a nice bottle.
00:50:25.800 Dick pills now.
00:50:29.800 I'm about to pop one right now.
00:50:31.020 I'm about to pop one right now.
00:50:39.220 Oh, TTS.
00:50:48.320 Yeah, TTS back on.
00:50:49.300 Mods, family, TTS back on.
00:50:54.540 Woo!
00:50:58.340 Woo!
00:50:58.740 This is the white guy just had a beer noise.
00:51:03.120 Woo!
00:51:05.880 Woo!
00:51:08.920 All right.
00:51:09.900 Three more.
00:51:10.660 No, four more.
00:51:11.340 Four more.
00:51:11.780 Four more.
00:51:11.800 Four more.
00:51:14.640 We'll do these last bunch.
00:51:15.940 This one's from Tennessee.
00:51:24.940 This one's from Tennessee.
00:51:25.000 Imagine the clips go viral and I'm wearing this shirt.
00:51:50.820 Um, I'm already banned on TikTok.
00:51:52.800 I'm just fucking myself right now.
00:51:54.380 It's fine.
00:51:56.060 Okay.
00:51:58.900 Um.
00:51:59.260 It's a girl, clearly.
00:52:15.320 Someone just sent me potions?
00:52:17.020 Muslim make 100 and one donated one dollar.
00:52:20.320 Damn, you made it put the flag on the wall.
00:52:23.060 Mad respect G.
00:52:24.220 Yes, sir.
00:52:25.640 Passion flower.
00:52:26.520 Blue Lotus Egyptian.
00:52:35.520 BTR 2001 donated one dollar.
00:52:38.340 Why don't you collab with interesting guests anymore like Hamza,
00:52:42.480 Salim, Young Don, Big Gap, Love Live Serve, or Steezy?
00:52:47.300 We want better guests back instead of it always being neon leaching.
00:52:51.200 Yep.
00:52:52.220 Bronson fella donated one dollar.
00:52:54.240 God, I want pearls cake so bad I love snow bunnies.
00:52:57.880 You're weird.
00:52:58.360 This is why I turned off TTS.
00:52:59.320 They've donated one dollar.
00:53:01.400 Anyone ever compare you to Mr. Potato Head Toy?
00:53:04.360 Well, what is this?
00:53:05.440 That's a great gift.
00:53:07.700 What is this?
00:53:11.100 Is this tea?
00:53:13.960 Did a girl just send me a potion?
00:53:15.360 It comes with this.
00:53:19.000 Estrogen bottles?
00:53:23.040 Is it witchcraft?
00:53:27.480 Black magic?
00:53:30.080 Should I have smelled that or not?
00:53:33.240 She's hexing you.
00:53:34.640 Lavender.
00:53:38.380 Anxiety, depression.
00:53:39.860 Buffley girl donated five dollars.
00:53:42.980 Watermelon.
00:53:43.740 Did you get my Christmas gift?
00:53:45.820 Don't open it on stream as it's a private photo only for my chinko.
00:53:50.420 Included Vaseline since I know your hands get dry.
00:53:53.700 Okay.
00:53:54.920 Annual donated one dollar.
00:53:57.280 Common Bronson W.
00:53:58.480 Um, I don't know, like...
00:54:00.920 Bronson, shut the fuck up!
00:54:04.260 Shut the fuck up!
00:54:08.000 I'm not a twin TTS author, like, I swear.
00:54:10.640 Damiana?
00:54:13.940 Muslim lig 100 and one donated one dollar.
00:54:17.360 The way TTS was during Mecha Tripped versus now proves anime is real.
00:54:22.780 Sneakoo donated one dollar.
00:54:24.280 There's rolling papers in here.
00:54:25.400 I'm shouting Muslim here and just want tips on how to block off the sexual desires.
00:54:29.780 Any tips?
00:54:31.020 Um, stop looking at it.
00:54:33.400 Stop looking at the stuff.
00:54:34.860 And be so busy, you don't have time to look at that.
00:54:36.680 Okay, so there's rolling paper and a bunch of...
00:54:38.440 Do you smoke this?
00:54:50.000 I don't like this.
00:54:51.300 It has, like, a Black Magic vibe to it.
00:54:53.340 You donated one dollar.
00:54:55.400 Hey, Sneakoo, do you sometimes feel good with Poet Pool you don't know?
00:54:59.820 I feel like it's hard for you to do real convo.
00:55:03.020 Always dry.
00:55:04.300 Horns are sincerely, Negro.
00:55:07.600 Um...
00:55:10.080 Yeah...
00:55:12.780 It's laced?
00:55:14.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:55:14.640 It's, like, a weird...
00:55:15.680 I don't know.
00:55:16.460 I don't remember.
00:55:17.060 I don't remember.
00:55:18.340 Okay.
00:55:21.200 Bro's scared of herbs.
00:55:22.640 Why does it have rolling papers and a grinder in there?
00:55:25.140 What is that?
00:55:27.760 It's laced?
00:55:28.500 Yeah, I don't know.
00:55:35.440 Yay!
00:55:36.680 Another book.
00:55:37.440 Letters to a young Muslim.
00:55:51.400 Wow.
00:55:53.840 Wow.
00:55:56.240 Way to hijack Christmas.
00:55:58.480 Good job, Muslims.
00:55:59.160 Well, in the Talmud, it says that you should never forgive Goyim.
00:56:10.140 You can't bend the knee ever.
00:56:14.000 Rubble's banned in Egypt.
00:56:14.960 You know that, chat?
00:56:16.960 Okay.
00:56:17.540 Um...
00:56:17.780 So, I got another book.
00:56:19.220 Jackie donated one dollar.
00:56:21.340 Hi, Sneeko.
00:56:22.380 I am five foot one and a half.
00:56:24.840 250 pounds.
00:56:26.240 Bald.
00:56:26.800 21 and currently working at Cheesecake Factory.
00:56:30.260 How do I get Dot-A-Girl?
00:56:32.080 Uh, pay for it?
00:56:32.980 Okay.
00:56:33.260 TTS off for now.
00:56:34.000 You guys are yapping.
00:56:34.900 All right.
00:56:35.140 This one is written from a girl.
00:56:39.020 Because...
00:56:39.500 Look at the handwriting.
00:56:43.220 That's girl handwriting.
00:56:44.860 Okay.
00:56:47.780 Bismillah.
00:56:48.940 Let's see.
00:56:50.820 Let's see.
00:56:54.960 What the...
00:56:56.000 Is this a...
00:57:03.000 What the fuck?
00:57:17.780 Wait, did I leave your address?
00:57:28.420 No, I didn't.
00:57:29.080 Is this a voodoo doll?
00:57:46.920 A girl made this, clearly.
00:57:57.440 It's framed.
00:57:59.600 Why would I...
00:58:00.300 I'm not keeping this.
00:58:01.960 I'm not keeping this.
00:58:03.240 There's a camera in the eyes.
00:58:06.040 Um...
00:58:08.140 Yeah, nah.
00:58:09.100 I'm throwing this out.
00:58:10.800 This is definitely going in the trash.
00:58:12.960 I don't trust this at all.
00:58:14.300 Can't...
00:58:15.720 I'm sorry to whoever made this.
00:58:17.780 Um...
00:58:18.420 I don't...
00:58:21.540 Because you know why I got to throw it out?
00:58:23.540 There's a copy.
00:58:24.780 Because there's a twin.
00:58:26.740 This is one half of a present.
00:58:28.880 And I didn't get the other half.
00:58:34.460 Hell no.
00:58:35.940 Burn it.
00:58:37.240 It looks like a pop character.
00:58:39.560 Ungrateful.
00:58:39.880 Um...
00:58:40.880 I'm opening up the back.
00:58:43.940 And I'm going to show you.
00:58:44.640 Because like...
00:58:45.360 I...
00:58:45.580 There's just...
00:58:46.240 I'm not going to lie on the camera right now.
00:58:48.180 I'm not keeping this in my apartment.
00:58:49.960 I'm not going to be able to sleep at night.
00:58:51.680 I'm probably going to wake up at 3 a.m.
00:58:53.300 And then end up throwing it out.
00:58:54.280 If I don't throw it out now.
00:58:55.100 I could lie now and be like...
00:58:56.300 Thank you so much for the doll of me.
00:59:00.080 There's a...
00:59:00.800 There's a letter in here.
00:59:02.020 Sweet Temptation.
00:59:09.580 There's a...
00:59:10.140 There's a scent on here.
00:59:17.120 I don't...
00:59:17.920 Don't put the...
00:59:18.640 Don't put smells in my apartment.
00:59:22.160 It's...
00:59:22.600 It's...
00:59:23.000 It smells like a potion.
00:59:24.720 Wallahi.
00:59:25.180 It smells like a potion.
00:59:26.280 I don't...
00:59:26.540 Fuck with this, bro.
00:59:27.160 I don't know.
00:59:32.020 It's a bunch of...
00:59:32.860 It's a bunch of Polaroids.
00:59:38.440 Stop touching it.
00:59:39.300 Jinx cursed.
00:59:41.020 A stuffer.
00:59:41.780 A stuffer.
00:59:42.740 Get it off me.
00:59:44.340 I like this, though.
00:59:47.920 Sneeko and Fousey.
00:59:52.480 Hey!
00:59:54.580 RGS, what up?
00:59:56.380 What up?
00:59:57.060 Got me and Myron on here.
01:00:06.360 Me and Trump.
01:00:12.380 There's me and Fresh and Fitting.
01:00:14.700 There's...
01:00:15.000 There's KSI in the middle.
01:00:19.480 Ya boy.
01:00:20.940 Uh-huh.
01:00:21.920 Yeah.
01:00:24.700 Yeah.
01:00:27.060 What the...
01:00:28.100 How did you find this?
01:00:32.640 How are they finding this?
01:00:37.360 How is this possible?
01:00:41.360 Ah!
01:00:52.300 Yeah.
01:00:52.780 I'm throwing all this out.
01:00:57.060 Haitian voodoo.
01:01:01.900 Yeah.
01:01:02.220 Bro, I have too much Haitian...
01:01:03.520 There's a letter in here.
01:01:06.580 Okay.
01:01:11.760 It's like clothes with a little thing.
01:01:19.360 It's like all wet.
01:01:21.240 Why is it all wet?
01:01:22.360 Love you.
01:01:29.700 Love you.
01:01:39.740 It...
01:01:40.380 I...
01:01:41.200 Ah!
01:01:43.080 Ah!
01:01:43.520 Ah!
01:01:43.820 Ah!
01:01:43.880 Ah!
01:01:43.900 Ah!
01:01:43.920 Ah!
01:01:43.960 Ah!
01:01:48.660 Love you, Sneeko.
01:01:49.520 I know you light on my life with every word, smile and laugh.
01:01:52.260 I am forever thankful for you.
01:01:53.800 You are the best boss ever.
01:01:55.580 Hopefully my gift did not break.
01:01:58.160 Love your editor, Jay.
01:01:59.980 I don't believe you.
01:02:01.220 I don't have an editor, Jay.
01:02:02.640 Who is this?
01:02:04.220 Look behind you?
01:02:05.200 I can look behind me in the camera, dumbass.
01:02:07.200 I see behind me.
01:02:08.080 I don't know, man.
01:02:12.420 I...
01:02:12.620 I'm getting, like, bad...
01:02:13.920 I...
01:02:14.240 I...
01:02:14.760 Ah!
01:02:18.140 This is not my editor, Jay.
01:02:19.820 I don't fucking...
01:02:20.780 No.
01:02:22.480 Is that all that's in here?
01:02:25.980 It's just...
01:02:26.720 Bro, the box...
01:02:28.140 Is stinky.
01:02:31.640 Fucking...
01:02:32.480 Gross, bro.
01:02:33.420 Okay, let's open up the voodoo doll.
01:02:38.920 What the fuck?
01:02:48.100 What the fuck?
01:02:52.960 I look Mexican.
01:02:54.660 Why are my legs duct taped?
01:03:03.420 The back of my...
01:03:06.480 The back of my head's foil.
01:03:12.840 It even has a bald spot.
01:03:14.720 What do you mean?
01:03:15.600 There's no bald spot!
01:03:18.960 Kill the doll on stream.
01:03:20.420 Yeah.
01:03:23.200 The jacket's really good.
01:03:25.640 It's...
01:03:25.880 The jacket is really good, bro.
01:03:29.340 It's exactly what the quality merch is, to a T.
01:03:33.420 Burned it in the sink now.
01:03:34.480 Yeah, no.
01:03:34.860 I don't even want to, like, continue the stream with this in my apartment.
01:03:36.880 I'm not fucking with it at all.
01:03:38.160 Thank you.
01:03:40.660 It has fumes on it.
01:03:43.960 Um...
01:03:44.440 Thanks.
01:03:45.460 But...
01:03:49.340 Yeah, you gotta...
01:03:50.900 I'm sorry.
01:03:53.520 Not...
01:03:54.240 Yeah.
01:04:00.380 There you go.
01:04:01.780 Bye.
01:04:03.420 I don't know how you made this.
01:04:09.720 I'm not dead.
01:04:11.020 I'm still here.
01:04:15.900 You'll die in seven days?
01:04:17.300 I should...
01:04:17.760 No.
01:04:18.120 Well, because I'm the one doing it.
01:04:21.120 And also, I don't believe in voodoo.
01:04:23.260 So...
01:04:24.600 Aluminum foil me.
01:04:28.180 Curse incoming.
01:04:28.840 You can't...
01:04:29.840 You can't...
01:04:29.880 You can't...
01:04:30.960 You can't touch me, man.
01:04:34.540 You can't fuck with me, man.
01:04:43.860 Am I an asshole?
01:04:44.720 Is that, like, an asshole thing I just did?
01:04:50.720 I...
01:04:51.040 You know what?
01:04:51.680 I did what my heart told me.
01:04:53.380 I don't like the fact that you put a smell on this.
01:04:56.720 You know?
01:04:57.360 The other one's, like, kitten...
01:04:58.680 The cafea smells...
01:05:01.420 Bro, I gotta wash my hands.
01:05:02.560 I gotta wash my hands.
01:05:03.620 I don't...
01:05:03.860 I don't...
01:05:04.140 I don't fuck with the smell.
01:05:05.340 I don't like this.
01:05:06.060 I don't like this.
01:05:07.320 I'm creeped out.
01:05:09.420 Like, she...
01:05:10.360 She sprayed that box.
01:05:12.980 There's a scent.
01:05:14.340 I...
01:05:14.700 Wallahi...
01:05:15.420 She put that scent specifically to try to put, like, a love spell on me.
01:05:18.840 Wallahi.
01:05:19.560 I'm not fucking with that.
01:05:20.960 The cafea...
01:05:21.920 That just smells good.
01:05:23.640 Because whoever...
01:05:25.120 Because kitten put that together with love.
01:05:27.060 It wasn't intentionally sprayed.
01:05:28.500 It's just a scent in her house.
01:05:30.200 I swear.
01:05:32.920 Does it smell like cum?
01:05:34.060 It just smells like...
01:05:34.900 It smells like witch.
01:05:36.480 It smells gross.
01:05:38.520 I'm not fucking with it.
01:05:39.440 I'm washing my hands right now.
01:05:40.740 I'm not playing around, Jack.
01:05:42.300 It's not for a cliff.
01:05:43.880 It's not for a cliff.
01:05:52.340 Stuff for a lot.
01:05:53.300 Oh, stuff for a lot.
01:05:56.540 Stuff for a lot.
01:05:57.400 Fuck out of here, bro.
01:05:59.620 Cat piss?
01:06:00.820 Nah.
01:06:04.060 Most of them start immune to black magic.
01:06:10.760 Hell yeah, bro.
01:06:12.140 Get off me.
01:06:13.580 This is better.
01:06:14.440 Whew.
01:06:15.820 Okay.
01:06:18.900 I think we got one more.
01:06:22.240 One more.
01:06:25.600 We got one more.
01:06:26.520 One more.
01:06:26.580 One more.
01:06:26.600 I don't know how to...
01:06:41.440 I don't know how to open it.
01:06:45.720 I think it's an illuminated sign.
01:07:14.540 One more.
01:07:16.540 Okay.
01:07:18.180 This has a sense to it, but it's like electronic smell.
01:07:21.540 This has a system.
01:07:33.480 Listen.
01:07:34.540 And if I got one more.
01:07:34.880 Two more.
01:07:35.480 One more.
01:07:36.220 This is a camera.
01:07:36.720 The
01:07:37.200 main camera.
01:07:38.340 We got one more.
01:07:39.460 One more.
01:07:40.020 This is a combination.
01:07:40.520 We saw that.
01:07:41.200 fucking open
01:07:45.940 how am I supposed to
01:07:51.800 I don't want to break this shit
01:07:53.340 did I just get
01:08:03.340 did I get it
01:08:03.960 am I under a spell
01:08:05.960 I'm really worried about that last voodoo doll bro
01:08:08.720 it's fine
01:08:09.680 I wasn't sneezing before that
01:08:16.480 use the knife dumbass
01:08:17.920 I just did okay I got it
01:08:19.620 oh
01:08:22.380 W last gift
01:08:25.240 oh
01:08:27.560 hey
01:08:30.240 right in the wall
01:08:39.680 let's go
01:08:41.820 let's go
01:08:46.480 let's go
01:08:46.780 it's clean
01:08:56.220 yeah this is hard
01:08:59.180 it's hard
01:09:01.960 should I put it up chat
01:09:05.380 I have to burn it
01:09:11.460 it's not
01:09:11.820 how could
01:09:12.580 how could this be cursed
01:09:13.760 it's not
01:09:15.960 it's fine
01:09:16.320 yeah
01:09:17.460 yeah right on the wall
01:09:19.580 light it yes
01:09:21.060 okay
01:09:21.440 so I connect it to this
01:09:24.820 um
01:09:33.760 I'm gonna connect it to this
01:09:40.480 your eyes look cursed
01:09:45.180 uh relax
01:09:46.040 okay TTS back on
01:09:47.040 chat talk to me
01:09:47.740 talk to me
01:09:48.040 talk to me
01:09:48.380 talk to me
01:09:48.780 save me
01:09:50.060 hard to start to prove
01:09:51.060 good job guys
01:09:52.260 good job
01:09:52.780 W Christmas
01:09:53.580 W Christmas
01:09:55.340 we're gonna get into the giveaway
01:09:56.220 right after this
01:09:56.900 someone's getting a thousand dollars
01:09:59.020 from the
01:09:59.500 love speech on Twitter
01:10:00.380 and Monsi's getting back on it
01:10:03.400 okay
01:10:03.620 I think it would look good
01:10:05.260 right
01:10:08.100 right above the Palestine
01:10:10.900 well I need
01:10:23.340 I need to like
01:10:24.340 screw it in
01:10:25.020 oh
01:10:26.640 yeah
01:10:28.040 that hard
01:10:28.500 yeah that hard
01:10:30.140 yeah that
01:10:31.840 that hard
01:10:33.740 I can't put it in
01:10:37.820 right now
01:10:38.140 all the way
01:10:38.500 I'll just leave it here
01:10:39.220 it's too bright
01:10:45.780 it looks like the sun
01:10:47.160 shit
01:10:48.700 them donated one dollar
01:10:50.540 on the doll
01:10:51.480 they got the legs
01:10:52.320 right at least
01:10:53.020 fuck you
01:10:53.820 it's too bright
01:10:55.200 yeah it is too bright
01:10:56.020 it's still too bright
01:11:08.460 bro this shit is bright as fly
01:11:10.260 turn it around
01:11:12.260 it's still too bright
01:11:18.720 my work is finished
01:11:19.780 hope you enjoyed the doll
01:11:21.280 I hope you die
01:11:22.220 I don't know
01:11:28.140 who I fucked last night