SNEAKO - Brett Cooper Divorces SNEAKO For Ben Shapiro!

00:00:00.000 the kid ben shapiro roasted made the most arrogant video i've ever seen oh my god brett why would he

00:00:04.720 do that welcome back to the comment section i'm brett cooper two nights ago my boss and uh look

00:00:10.780 alike ben shapiro went your boss you don't have a boss ben brett i almost called you ben you are

00:00:17.380 an independent queen to speak at unc greensboro for yaf and like i mentioned in yesterday's

00:00:23.960 episode those college campus speeches are often followed by you know protesters and pushback oh

00:00:31.380 my god i love the way you did your hair today i love your necklace and your your white shirt i mean

00:00:34.860 it's all basically expected at this point but this time it wasn't protesters who are going viral it was

00:00:41.460 one kid that thought he could outsmart ben but this was during the q a portion of the event so let's

00:00:48.640 just watch this this is the original clip i'm a mathematician and a physicist here a double major

00:00:52.840 and i also just won the most prestigious award in the country to pursue research at any institution

00:00:56.960 i want the national science foundation graduate research fellowship so i think i'm pretty you

00:01:01.460 know qualified to say that most of what you're saying is based on like old data okay so that's how

00:01:06.300 he starts this whole thing by claiming that he's a mathematician and a physicist no you're just a

00:01:11.200 student taking those classes also why is he wearing a beater who is he john mcclain

00:01:16.800 also i looked up the award that he got the national science foundation graduate research

00:01:25.860 thing it's not that prestigious like 20 of applicants get in and i think only 12 000 people

00:01:32.500 apply so sorry dude i don't really think it's that big of a deal not even 30 seconds in

00:01:37.860 he switches to ad hominem attacks i mean he gives up so fast you sound like a bozo bro and you get

00:01:45.360 no i'm a mathematician you sound like a bozo and you can't even make your wife wet bro so what's good

00:01:50.260 so bold strategy cotton man dad i gotta stop doing that too i gotta stop saying that bullshit in

00:01:56.400 debates see if it pays off for him okay excluding the uh more explicit parts how does that put you in

00:02:02.380 any position of authority or retaining any semblance of respect like you just lost it it went completely

00:02:09.240 out the window then he decides to bring other cultures into it claiming that two biological

00:02:14.200 genders is a white colonial trope no i'm no think about native americans third gender people i'm not

00:02:20.280 saying that third gender people are just native american societies western african societies like

00:02:23.880 southern american societies like mexico so in other places that are not white dominated and

00:02:28.220 they are like the united states are yep and so so you're saying white so non-white people i'm a

00:02:33.360 mathematician and a physicist anyway you get the now you're in school brett can you tell him how it

00:02:38.260 is you're so smart point he is insufferable and it ends with ben telling him that whoever gave him

00:02:43.360 that prestigious award should revoke it obviously the kid was getting booed at the event and he got

00:02:50.500 roasted in the replies of this tweet boom roasted somebody said and just think with all the

00:02:56.360 wokeness going on this young man could end up as a diversity hire at nasa

00:03:00.560 my first that was such a good joke

00:03:04.840 i love when you retweets the favorite is mexico what young man leave most mexicans out of this

00:03:13.180 we're just trying to make a living go home eat that asada and watch some novellas okay so if you

00:03:18.140 think that that's the the end of the story you're in for a treat this kid quentin is his name who was

00:03:25.360 up there trying to own ben with emotions and logical fallacies wow i love the way you did your

00:03:30.840 hair today

00:03:31.340 uploaded a video yesterday attempting to defend everything he said the title is i'm not sorry

00:03:40.720 ben shapiro it's like the reverse of one of those emotional apology videos after you've been canceled

00:03:46.500 like the really ultra dramatic ones it's the complete opposite of that okay this is too good

00:03:50.560 to cut up so we're just gonna watch this whole thing together and i'm gonna react to it hey my

00:03:55.840 name is quentin merritt and i just roasted ben shapiro did you though but this is tiktok i just

00:04:02.420 roasted roasted i got you before i get into the reasoning behind my actions i'm going to give you

00:04:09.520 some background about my experience at the event oh my lord damn we got really cloud hungry huh

00:04:16.200 i went with a friend and we strolled through campus to get to the gym you know waited patiently

00:04:20.700 yeah and i'm in a white fraternity just going to the gym with my boys just slammed a couple white

00:04:26.340 claws on my way to roast ben shapiro line shuffle through security all to get to the biggest and

00:04:32.220 most controversial event of our time in college ben shapiro at uncg first of all he's reading off of

00:04:38.120 a script that is clearly like to the left of his camera yeah i like when you go right off the top of

00:04:44.040 your head brett i love the top of your head and especially when this shit is just over gta

00:04:49.380 this is a terrible terrible monologue this man should go take an acting class that's all i'll say

00:04:54.600 yeah he sucks brett up down the stairs and try to squeeze into our seats and settle in for the event

00:04:58.900 we hear someone yell i hate minorities just like that i'll take that didn't happen for 500 this dude

00:05:05.200 sounds like he's reading a monologue yeah it sounds like a spoken word poet alex it's a total fabrication

00:05:10.100 nice edit brett never happened my friend and i immediately looked at one another with shock

00:05:14.480 him wide-eyed looking at my bikes him wide-eyed the sun was setting and me i was ready to go

00:05:22.620 and tell ben shapiro about his wife the dusk of the dawn set blue the trees i slammed another white

00:05:30.240 claw bro i'm a mathematician skin and me uncomfortably staring at his brown skin against

00:05:37.480 the sea of white faces that surrounded us i mean that was to be expected given ben shapiro's

00:05:42.200 demographic no if you look at the video of the actual event it's not a sea of white faces

00:05:48.020 that's an absolute lie you're starting off on the wrong foot but what i did not expect was the

00:05:53.580 lack of response to the hateful statement that resounded in my ears no one batted an eye or turned

00:05:58.280 their head except for us the lack of care by the people who surrounded me most of whom share the

00:06:03.880 same views he watches anime right as ben shapiro stirred a fire within me and that's when i made

00:06:09.520 my decision oh brett we laughed at the same thing he stirred a fire it's so corny brett i love when we

00:06:14.060 laugh at the same things it's like we're right here together right now huh i posted to my snapchat story

00:06:19.400 and i said that i was going to heckle him and when they asked eyes members to go down for questions

00:06:23.940 i went down there with that in mind so he intentionally was just trying to heckle ben

00:06:28.560 none of this was in good faith he wasn't actually trying to you know ask a question and learn

00:06:35.040 something he was just pissed off and wanted to start a fight he just wanted to yell and get a

00:06:39.500 clip and then make a reaction video about it on my way up there i asked myself well what does ben

00:06:44.400 shapiro do you know he uses his influence as a political commentator and touts his credentials

00:06:49.160 from his harvard law degree to give himself the credibility to speak on issues that he's not

00:06:53.080 qualified to speak about okay his harvard law degree is incredible but you're fucking while

00:06:59.760 you're you said mathematician and physicist like 10 times and you need to graduate and then i smashed

00:07:05.680 the white claw i told connor i'm about to heckle him so i did the exact same thing and for those of

00:07:12.380 you on the internet saying that there's no way that i possibly won this prestigious award i'm sorry

00:07:17.320 what is that cut by the way yo this is the cut of bitches who have some fire coochie bro this is

00:07:24.620 the fire this is a bitch i was about to say bitch with a tapestry but i know i got a fucking tapestry

00:07:28.620 behind me it is an album cover it's not a spiritual thing but this is the haircut of a bitch with some

00:07:33.220 fire coochie probably a 15 body count you could probably talk your way into it using spirituality

00:07:38.260 but it looks like a mop on you it looks like the mop they used to wipe a restaurant floor

00:07:44.060 plopped on your head i'm trying to tell you that you're wrong you know it's true i was awarded the

00:07:49.960 national science foundation graduate research fellowship and i'm a double major in mathematics

00:07:53.980 and physics this is what black excellence looks like shut the fuck up this is what black

00:07:59.780 laugh at him i know he's goofy i love your laugh

00:08:02.580 this is what black excellence looks like and i slammed another white claw dude we can look up

00:08:10.320 the award we know it's not that prestigious i think the only qualification was that you have

00:08:15.060 to be like going to you have to like be wanting to enroll in a graduate program this is going terribly

00:08:19.580 for you sadly i do have to agree with one point that's been made about me he's right i'm not a

00:08:25.240 biologist and that's the point neither is he so in reality the people in that audience should be

00:08:31.360 listening to neither of us regardless of our personal accolades or achievements and should

00:08:35.360 actually listen to the biologists and psychologists doing the real research in these areas and the

00:08:40.300 research comes to an undeniable consensus that being transgender is not a pathology it is not a

00:08:45.000 disease it is literally just a different way of being a human being so again i'm going to be very

00:08:51.640 clear yeah what was that brett i'm gonna say that one more time it's just a different way

00:08:55.320 it's just a different way

00:08:58.700 brett you do it better though of being a human being so again i'm going to be very clear i'm not

00:09:06.600 sorry about what i said to ben shapiro however i do want to apologize for the sexist language that i

00:09:11.460 used back in 2020 ben shapiro spoke on his podcast about the song wap by cardi b where he was rightfully

00:09:17.400 mocked by the internet for awkwardly wrapping her verses then he took to twitter and said

00:09:22.140 also as i discussed in the show my only real concern is that the women involved who apparently

00:09:29.120 require a bucket and a mop get the medical care that they require my doctor wife's differential

00:09:34.420 diagnosis bacterial vaginosis yeast infection or trichomoniasis

00:09:39.060 and what that basically means is that he's equivocating the physical attributes of female sexual

00:09:44.940 arousal with disease again twitter rightfully dragged him for this you know for being so

00:09:50.160 painfully unaware of the bio twitter rightfully dragged him and they got him but i apologize

00:09:56.760 for my sexist language i still see the shadows in my room biology of cisgender women this then begs

00:10:03.760 the question are we really going to trust someone like that to even attempt oh brother this guy stinks

00:10:09.680 tried to tell us about the biology of transness when i got up there i brought up the content of

00:10:14.740 that tweet because i knew it would hit him where it hurt you didn't bring up the content of that tweet

00:10:19.580 you just made personal just talked about his wife publicly oh attacks about he and his family

00:10:26.960 ben shapiro and i don't have a difference of opinion the hateful and transphobic rhetoric that ben

00:10:32.080 shapiro spews has the ability to do real and tangible harm to people in the transgender community

00:10:37.020 because he has the platform to reach the people who write the policies and laws that might

00:10:41.200 end up restricting the rights of trans people this is what college does to people bro

00:10:47.780 gasses up your self-esteem make you say all the right shit make you feel like you're saying what

00:10:53.960 is right all the time you feel really smart and then you step outside and you get clowned as a black

00:10:58.620 person and a queer person and you're queer what does that even mean what the hell does queer mean

00:11:05.080 call on the experience of the people who questioned injustice and fought for change before me

00:11:09.040 yo this guy's queer queer he said it queer i'm black and i'm queer i'm not necessarily gay

00:11:21.400 but i do like when a man goes like this in my bottle as a smash into the white claw the majority

00:11:28.300 black and brown queer people at stonewall didn't lay down and just queer take the abuse of their

00:11:32.960 oppressors neither did the organized queer and allies at the march on washington sorry marginalized

00:11:39.960 people should not be expected to be docile or respectful to the individuals aiming to reverse

00:11:44.880 the progress we have fought so hard to gain rather we must be bold and speak out and and speak out and

00:11:51.500 i'm in college find ways to dismantle oppression by any means necessary and if engaging with ben

00:11:57.920 shapiro is the avenue that i had to take to fight injustice and spread this message then it was

00:12:02.260 well worth it black power

00:12:04.460 brown power queer power trans power remember there is no

00:12:15.720 trans power how do you fuck up the fist like that bro yo man

00:12:22.220 boom fucker

00:12:22.720 liberation for any of us marginalized people if there's only liberation for one of us

00:12:26.820 we must work together if we're going to achieve an equitable society for all of us

00:12:30.720 okay what about female power he went through every oppressed group

00:12:34.820 i feel very left out also at the end there i thought that he was

00:12:38.780 bro you know women aren't oppressed in the west come on though

00:12:40.800 gonna do like a wakanda forever thing wakanda forever there's just so much to unpack here

00:12:47.760 i have that was a good joke never seen anything so blatantly arrogant and full of straw man arguments

00:12:55.100 i mean it's like he's just trying to cover his ass because he knows that he just lost this

00:12:59.380 debate that wasn't even a debate he just heckled somebody i mean come on it's clear what he's trying

00:13:04.660 to do you just fucking this is what college kids do now your wife's pussy isn't wet black power

00:13:11.860 trans power trans power nice debate like he just got into a viral spat with the ben shapiro and now

00:13:21.340 he's just trying to ride the social media wave i have not seen a single positive comment on this

00:13:27.920 video that he posted all the ones that have gotten the most likes are just ruthless this whole thing is

00:13:34.460 like a car accident on the side of the road i know i shouldn't but it's impossible not to look

00:13:38.620 fortunately nobody was injured with this incident except all of us listeners who lost 10 iq points

00:13:43.040 just through secondhand ignorance dear quentin if you read this learn humility and stop embarrassing

00:13:48.120 yourself in front of your country in the world boom where's will smith when you need him

00:13:52.960 someone shouted i hate minorities give jesse his script back yeah okay so this comment has to be

00:14:00.040 followed up by this one that i saw we were at the event sitting maybe 20 yards from this gentleman

00:14:05.120 if he believes he roasted ben shapiro or not is his own personal opinion he knows everyone laughed at

00:14:11.120 him after he and ben got finished what i can tell you with certainty is that no one yelled i effing hate

00:14:15.800 minorities no one reacted because it didn't happen even if it did security was very present and he just

00:14:21.100 wanted to have his mlk malcolm x moment he wanted to lead in a march courted anyone out who shouted

00:14:25.560 obscenities or really anything for that matter i hate the people will see this and believe it actually

00:14:29.660 happened trust me we're not believing it he was not the only minority student in attendance and i

00:14:33.660 assure you if anyone had yelled the security would have been on them in a matter of seconds just like

00:14:37.480 they were with everyone else who wanted to cause a disturbance that did not happen i mean he's

00:14:41.580 literally jesse 2.0 is that his mentor is that who he's looking up to another queer

00:14:46.880 trans power gay black guy this guy has a walking argument for not forgiving student loves

00:14:52.220 yeah yeah well also that's a good point dono why the hell do people mix race with their gender

00:14:59.400 identity idiot like i thought you said identity but idiocy is that the right word isn't it not idiocracy

00:15:06.120 idiocy did you spell idiocy wrong martin while making fun of stupid people wait a second did you

00:15:14.800 just spell it how do you spell idiocy is that a word chat is this a word idiocity yo you just

00:15:22.100 look kind of dumb man hold up maybe i'm dumb yo bro

00:15:26.020 it's idiocy bro

00:15:30.260 idio city

00:15:33.000 buy it buy it

00:15:35.460 yikes

00:15:41.640 i basically sums it up look up the personality disorder called narcissism in the dsm-5

00:15:46.680 seek help oh yeah this is the no comment section of the comment section these people have the

00:15:54.400 biggest egos of anyone i've ever seen and the moment that their argument argument is threatened

00:16:00.900 they just turn to personal attacks and other fallacies to try to salvage themselves which

00:16:05.800 just ends up looking even more pathetic but that's what identity politics and contemporary

00:16:12.800 higher education is teaching it's it's cheap shots there's no critical thinking there's a lack of

00:16:18.520 respect we see it everywhere and this guy is a beautiful example so thank you quentin for teaching

00:16:25.420 us all what we should not be doing do you want to be the only person that is not caught up on the

00:16:31.640 internet's latest chaos no catch me up on chaos let's make some chaos brett i don't think so so

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SNEAKO - August 20, 2022

Brett Cooper Divorces SNEAKO For Ben Shapiro!

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