SNEAKO - Chill Friday Rumble Stream

00:00:00.000 Thank you.

00:00:30.000 Thank you.

00:01:00.000 Thank you.

00:01:31.000 It's just a chill stream.

00:01:34.080 Jamal Bart.

00:01:34.940 Waalaikum Salaam.

00:01:36.240 Moe bro, what's good with you, ma?

00:01:39.480 What's good with you?

00:01:41.320 This is gonna be me not trying to stream right now.

00:01:44.520 I'm just gonna chill.

00:01:46.060 Chill.

00:01:47.560 Chill stream.

00:01:48.500 No exclusive stream.

00:01:50.060 I'm gonna...

00:01:50.460 I just wanna play COD.

00:01:51.500 You just pressed rumble and happen to see this?

00:01:54.600 Damn, you're the first one in here.

00:01:56.620 You're the first one in here, call Leafy.

00:01:58.200 It's just me and you.

00:01:59.460 It's just me and you, call Leafy.

00:02:00.780 Ain't nobody typing right now.

00:02:02.200 This is like a FaceTime.

00:02:03.660 Between me, Moe bro, and call Leafy.

00:02:05.400 I'm gonna hop on COD.

00:02:13.200 Let's hop on COD of duty.

00:02:16.020 Geo the Great, what up, ma?

00:02:16.920 Hey, yo, bro, what's going on?

00:02:21.780 We was Kangs.

00:02:23.280 D-Mart.

00:02:24.600 Quash.

00:02:26.260 Seto, what's up, what's up, what's up?

00:02:29.960 Call Zerka.

00:02:30.880 First thing you type.

00:02:33.640 Yo, actually, real quick.

00:02:35.420 I want the clip bombers to get in here before I get this.

00:02:39.040 I don't care.

00:02:40.520 Prayers for Zerka.

00:02:41.340 I hope he's doing okay.

00:02:43.300 I think Zerka's in the hospital right now.

00:02:45.580 We love Zerka over here.

00:02:46.660 I want to make sure that he's good.

00:02:49.780 Hope he's fine.

00:03:01.000 Chopstick Tate.

00:03:04.560 What happened?

00:03:05.240 I don't know.

00:03:05.620 I saw him tweet he's in the hospital.

00:03:09.820 How to get rid of mosquitoes.

00:03:12.200 Rumble ads.

00:03:13.100 Oh, motherfucker, this fucking mic, dude.

00:03:16.140 What happened?

00:03:16.840 I don't know.

00:03:17.180 Look at my mic stand.

00:03:18.880 Should I just not plug it in because it's a chill rumble stream?

00:03:22.660 Can we watch a movie?

00:03:24.720 Shit.

00:03:26.080 I could.

00:03:27.600 We could.

00:03:28.780 Hey, don't say early co and all this stuff.

00:03:31.280 This is not a stream.

00:03:32.060 This is not a stream right now.

00:03:34.060 I hope you guys realize that.

00:03:35.200 I'm not streaming.

00:03:36.720 I just turn my camera on.

00:03:45.800 All right.

00:03:47.320 What's up?

00:03:47.700 What's up?

00:03:48.040 What's good, guys?

00:03:48.740 Papa Columbo.

00:03:49.380 Liam.

00:03:49.600 What up?

00:03:49.820 What up?

00:03:50.060 Artie Zerg.

00:03:52.480 Hey, $10.

00:03:53.460 Do you get this money now since you left?

00:03:54.780 Yes, I do.

00:03:56.200 Royal PP.

00:03:57.240 I get this money.

00:03:59.680 Thanks for $10.

00:04:00.560 It's a vlog.

00:04:04.640 I know.

00:04:04.920 No kick.

00:04:05.760 Yeah, I know.

00:04:06.500 Kick is like, I feel like you need to try hard on kick.

00:04:08.940 So, I'm just doing this for the love of the game.

00:04:14.340 Because I love the game.

00:04:16.300 I love the hustle.

00:04:17.860 I love the game.

00:04:19.680 I love the hustle.

00:04:20.680 No kick in.

00:04:29.600 No kick today.

00:04:31.340 No kick today.

00:04:33.100 Spark on kick.

00:04:34.080 Nah, bro.

00:04:42.280 Because.

00:04:46.180 Call Chris.

00:04:47.020 I'm good.

00:04:47.400 We'll tell Chris I'm streaming on his platform for fun right now.

00:04:51.480 That's how much we love Rumble.

00:04:53.360 I'm streaming on Rumble just for the love of the game.

00:04:56.100 And you guys are joking.

00:04:56.960 You know what?

00:04:57.440 Actually, I have to admit.

00:04:59.000 I listened to too many people in the community that were shitting on Rumble.

00:05:02.900 That were like, yeah, as soon as Stiko ends his contract, I'm deleting this app.

00:05:06.600 Like, why?

00:05:08.020 I don't have a YouTube channel.

00:05:09.320 And YouTube sucks.

00:05:10.700 There's no free speech.

00:05:12.800 We know the CEO on a first name basis.

00:05:15.420 We were shitting on Rumble too much for no reason.

00:05:18.880 And I should not have listened to that.

00:05:22.360 Like, I'm going to delete Rumble.

00:05:23.640 Then where are you going to watch my videos?

00:05:26.040 You know?

00:05:27.820 Vimeo.

00:05:36.380 Spark on kick.

00:05:37.200 No.

00:05:38.660 Spark on Facebook.

00:05:39.540 I'm banned on Facebook.

00:05:42.480 I'm banned on Facebook.

00:05:43.700 Did you see this?

00:05:44.380 Let me show you guys something.

00:05:47.200 Hey, thanks for $20.

00:05:48.760 Thanks for being here.

00:05:49.640 Slow day.

00:05:50.100 Yeah, it's a slow day today.

00:05:51.000 I'm feeling.

00:05:51.720 I've been going hard on.

00:05:52.940 This is why I'm not streaming on kick.

00:05:53.940 It's like I've just been going so hard with content for the past week.

00:05:56.100 I just want to relax today.

00:05:58.000 But I have been enjoying streaming.

00:05:59.920 And I want it to stay consistent.

00:06:01.180 So I want to show you this.

00:06:03.140 Anti-Israel activist Sneeko smiles and hides his laughter while watching a clip of a Jewish person being beaten by a mob in Amsterdam.

00:06:24.180 And it's just me like, is it anti-Semitic to smile?

00:06:34.200 Niggas can't smile.

00:06:36.560 And I'm not even laughing at the guy getting beat up.

00:06:38.660 I'm just laughing because I know that whatever my reaction here is going to be clipped.

00:06:45.260 That's why I'm laughing.

00:06:47.740 Like, niggas can't even smile.

00:06:52.020 Hides his laughter.

00:06:55.540 Whatever, bro.

00:06:56.380 The details, bro.

00:07:01.080 That's the evil eye.

00:07:02.240 That's the definition of the evil eye.

00:07:04.080 Them spying that closely just to catch something.

00:07:16.020 Why didn't you go to Afghanistan with Arab?

00:07:17.800 Because I needed to grift the election.

00:07:20.940 And it was worth it.

00:07:22.080 We had a lot of great clips.

00:07:23.120 Where's the unholy shmoly and your debate?

00:07:27.600 Oh, yeah.

00:07:28.360 Upload the shmoly debate on Rumble.

00:07:36.220 Debate on Rumble.

00:07:37.340 I'm telling my team stuff.

00:07:39.300 Let's turn on TTS2.

00:07:43.040 I'll talk to you guys before I get on COD.

00:07:44.640 TikTok Live.

00:07:53.140 Dude, no.

00:07:53.660 I'm not trying.

00:07:54.400 I'm not trying today.

00:07:56.040 The content.

00:07:56.660 I'm doing a big stream tomorrow.

00:07:58.120 Tomorrow, I'm going to do like an eight-hour stream.

00:08:00.600 But I just want to hop in the game for a bit.

00:08:02.320 Yeah, turn on $1 TTS while I play in the game.

00:08:05.220 All right.

00:08:08.340 Oh, here you turn on.

00:08:09.240 Got it, bro.

00:08:18.260 Got it.

00:08:19.620 Bring Hoodie Myron.

00:08:21.420 He said Saturday.

00:08:22.600 So, I guess he could do it tomorrow.

00:08:24.620 Yeah.

00:08:24.960 So, tomorrow, we have some.

00:08:32.780 Chat is hilarious.

00:08:33.500 Yes, sir.

00:08:34.060 Seagull works hard.

00:08:34.600 Yeah, I have been working hard.

00:08:36.360 Election grift is crazy.

00:08:37.440 Dude, it's just like, I can't even joke about saying, about the word grift now.

00:08:41.300 People get so mad.

00:08:43.420 Show us the view outside.

00:08:45.480 It's nice today.

00:08:49.360 That's all you're getting.

00:08:50.240 I don't feel it.

00:08:50.580 You can kind of see the sun, but.

00:08:54.480 Oh, fuck.

00:08:56.640 My water bottle just turned the screenshot icon on.

00:08:59.860 All right.

00:09:00.100 Here we go.

00:09:00.460 It's nice.

00:09:04.000 Why only are.

00:09:07.440 Florida.

00:09:07.960 Yeah, I know.

00:09:09.520 It was a good day.

00:09:11.500 Here's my alarm to wake up from my nap.

00:09:15.540 Florida.

00:09:17.480 Today, what did I do?

00:09:18.980 I went to the mosque.

00:09:20.540 Prayed.

00:09:21.320 And I had a great workout today.

00:09:22.600 I told you.

00:09:23.540 Got a little bit of sun.

00:09:24.560 There's a little more color on my face.

00:09:26.020 I'm going to be consistent with that.

00:09:27.800 Ate some good food.

00:09:29.240 And then I have a meeting.

00:09:32.220 Some meetings later linked up with Sonny.

00:09:35.340 Nothing planned tomorrow.

00:09:36.240 Don't get hyped up.

00:09:37.080 But it's the energy.

00:09:38.280 It's the energy.

00:09:40.160 Dumbass.

00:09:40.920 Like other streamers plan stuff.

00:09:42.580 I was looking through kick right now.

00:09:44.240 Kick is OdaBlock playing RuneScape.

00:09:47.460 Jake Future playing Fortnite in the special lobby.

00:09:50.040 Rosh Dean Gambling.

00:09:53.580 And that's it.

00:09:54.220 That's the whole website.

00:09:55.840 And you're like.

00:09:56.220 You don't even plan anything.

00:09:57.980 Nobody plans fucking anything ever.

00:10:00.200 I'm the only streamer that like.

00:10:01.740 Well, no.

00:10:02.000 I'm not the only one.

00:10:02.740 But.

00:10:04.460 Are you eating enough?

00:10:05.620 I need to eat more.

00:10:06.500 Let me order food right now too.

00:10:10.540 So you got the same sleep schedule as Batman.

00:10:12.980 It's kind of fixed.

00:10:14.000 It reversed.

00:10:14.840 My sleep schedule is so bad that I woke up today at 8 a.m.

00:10:18.240 Like that's literally.

00:10:20.140 It literally flipped.

00:10:21.840 I'm going to get a chicken shawarma.

00:10:25.080 I'm going to get a chicken shawarma.

00:10:27.240 Look at this third world.

00:10:28.600 They're trying to eat brown people food.

00:10:31.400 Have a Coke and eat a burger.

00:10:34.940 Eat a cheeseburger made by.

00:10:37.580 With goyslop.

00:10:39.240 Be a real American and shove a hot dog in your mouth.

00:10:43.240 Be a real American and have a milkshake.

00:10:46.600 Faggot.

00:10:48.240 Your body.

00:10:51.200 My goyslop.

00:10:53.460 Put it in.

00:10:54.180 Drink a soda.

00:10:58.240 Every time you move to a platform, it dies.

00:11:00.680 Shut up.

00:11:02.160 The main kick streamers are banned.

00:11:03.320 I don't even know what they're trying to do right now.

00:11:07.760 Someone told me that on November 11th, Instagram is changing their policy.

00:11:11.160 Is that true?

00:11:12.500 Imagine we all get unbanned on Instagram like Mark Zuckerberg is jealous of what Elon Musk is doing.

00:11:17.760 That'd be huge, bro.

00:11:18.700 Holy shit.

00:11:25.520 You guys come in here and just beg for TikTok.

00:11:28.720 I'm playing COD.

00:11:29.600 I'm playing COD before you ask for content.

00:11:31.140 Sonico, do you get paid $10,000 an hour on kick?

00:11:39.020 Why are you pocket watching?

00:11:41.340 So a pair of soldiers want to meat watch, want to pocket watch.

00:11:45.120 You just want to sit in the corner and watch everything.

00:11:49.520 Do monkey.

00:11:50.400 No, I'm not your fucking dancing monkey.

00:11:55.840 Play a horror game.

00:11:57.040 Shut up.

00:11:57.620 Stop telling me what to do.

00:11:59.460 Stop.

00:12:01.000 Horror games.

00:12:02.940 Shut up.

00:12:04.920 Is Ali sad?

00:12:05.660 I don't know.

00:12:08.160 What was I going to say?

00:12:10.140 So where's the next grift?

00:12:12.760 Where's the next grift?

00:12:14.460 After Florida, I'll probably be like desktops in Florida.

00:12:17.460 Oh, here we go.

00:12:18.380 Locked in Wednesday for us a hobby.

00:12:20.580 We're going to do that.

00:12:21.940 I could do it at IRL, but I think we're going to do a Discord.

00:12:25.280 Got that locked in finally.

00:12:27.020 Very looking forward to that conversation.

00:12:31.160 And then, but what's the next thing?

00:12:35.280 Play Minecraft with girls.

00:12:36.500 Besides girl content, like I want to go somewhere.

00:12:40.880 Trump grift was successful.

00:12:42.500 It was mashallah.

00:12:44.920 Mashallah.

00:12:45.360 Does TTS work?

00:12:47.500 I don't know.

00:12:47.880 Let's see if my team can figure out, if three people can figure it out.

00:12:51.400 Go skydiving.

00:12:55.980 Collab with Mavsar.

00:12:56.740 Are you going to love again?

00:12:57.300 Yeah, I want to, man.

00:12:58.060 He's not responsive anymore.

00:13:00.440 Mavsar, Bilal, we were like, it was really cool hanging out with them in person.

00:13:03.920 They don't respond anymore.

00:13:05.800 They don't pick up the phone.

00:13:07.120 I don't know.

00:13:09.320 I don't know what they're doing.

00:13:15.180 It could be a UFC thing or something.

00:13:17.640 Let me see.

00:13:18.340 Wait, when's the last time I texted Mavsar?

00:13:21.520 More UFC streams?

00:13:22.640 Yeah.

00:13:23.500 Well, we got Frosted Hobby on Wednesday.

00:13:24.980 That's a big one.

00:13:26.420 Yeah, dude.

00:13:26.860 Like, Mavsar hasn't responded to me in like, in months.

00:13:29.140 I haven't talked to Mavsar this year.

00:13:31.080 Jed, I haven't talked to Mavsar, Ivloev, all of 2024.

00:13:37.200 Wow.

00:13:39.440 That's insane.

00:13:41.640 11 months I haven't spoken to him.

00:13:45.060 Shut up, faggot.

00:13:48.680 Ali versus Maya, squirt off.

00:13:50.360 Okay.

00:13:52.220 Bilal likes all of Halako's posts.

00:13:54.100 He does?

00:13:54.900 Why is he not responding to me?

00:13:59.340 I think he changed his number.

00:14:01.340 Yeah, let's see.

00:14:03.720 Salam alaikum, Aki.

00:14:05.640 Oh, no.

00:14:06.020 He's good now.

00:14:08.980 Did you change your number?

00:14:11.700 Oh, that's such a cringe text.

00:14:14.080 I don't care.

00:14:14.740 I'm going to send it.

00:14:16.640 Because a genuine question, like, what's going on, man?

00:14:20.040 Did you change your number?

00:14:29.080 And Rampage.

00:14:29.920 Oh, yeah, we could get Rampage, too.

00:14:31.600 We could get another Rampage Jackson stream in L.A.

00:14:35.300 I got him trouble in that clip.

00:14:36.700 In what clip?

00:14:37.180 Khabib collab when?

00:14:47.820 I know.

00:14:48.140 It's not that easy.

00:14:52.180 Yo, God is one.

00:14:53.000 You come up with the dumbest stream ideas.

00:14:56.020 Like, RFK workout stream.

00:14:58.520 Yes.

00:14:59.900 I want to do it.

00:15:01.060 Make America healthy again.

00:15:02.400 And RFK, now that you are the face of health in America, I think it'd be very effective

00:15:08.440 to show Gen Z to stop being fat and how to do a good workout.

00:15:11.940 We could put on jeans and do a good old-fashioned American workout.

00:15:15.660 Let's do it, RFK.

00:15:18.040 Clip.

00:15:18.460 Done.

00:15:19.100 Now, I'm trying to think.

00:15:20.400 Did I ever...

00:15:21.120 Did I make fun of him or no?

00:15:23.080 Like, is there bad PR?

00:15:31.180 Griff the Mexican border.

00:15:32.440 No.

00:15:32.620 Do you want me on zombies?

00:15:35.720 I'm down to hop on zombies right now.

00:15:37.160 Angola.

00:15:42.660 I'm down to hop on zombies.

00:15:45.460 Eat Kaisenak Big Macs.

00:15:50.680 Make sure TTS...

00:15:51.620 TTS is not muted.

00:15:53.220 Wait, the test worked.

00:15:54.420 It's not muted.

00:15:55.340 I just hear you're struggling.

00:15:57.940 It's okay, though.

00:15:59.160 Wait, figure out the Rumble thing.

00:16:01.400 Take my run to NYC.

00:16:02.620 Nah.

00:16:03.500 But I really like being back in New York.

00:16:05.720 I really like being back in New York.

00:16:07.420 Chat, do you guys like the One Minute Podcast?

00:16:09.080 Yes or no?

00:16:11.760 Do you like the One Minute Podcast?

00:16:15.480 You can hear it, but we can't...

00:16:16.780 Yeah, the TTS is not muted, bro.

00:16:19.520 It's not muted.

00:16:21.300 You got this, Waze.

00:16:22.280 I believe in you.

00:16:22.980 I believe in you, Waze.

00:16:24.240 You can figure out TTS.

00:16:25.940 You can do it.

00:16:27.180 You do?

00:16:27.800 You like the One Minute Podcast.

00:16:28.920 It's decent.

00:16:29.480 Yes.

00:16:31.380 All right, cool.

00:16:31.840 There's a lot of yeses.

00:16:33.920 Yeah, it's just like a guaranteed segment in New York.

00:16:40.120 Kozu's hilarious.

00:16:40.960 I know, man.

00:16:42.420 Man, you guys really like Kozu.

00:16:43.920 All right, damn.

00:16:44.440 Everybody likes the One Minute Podcast.

00:16:45.720 Good.

00:16:46.460 Everybody likes the One Minute Podcast.

00:16:49.180 You got to change up where you go.

00:16:50.700 I like that spot, bro.

00:16:52.660 You guys always say that, but I found the spot.

00:16:54.860 I don't want to change it.

00:17:02.380 You know what I was thinking about doing?

00:17:04.260 It's getting another setup in New York so I could have two apartments and I can go back

00:17:09.040 and forth to Miami, New York.

00:17:10.300 I could have two desktop setups.

00:17:17.280 Through Central Park.

00:17:18.320 There's not a lot of foot traffic in Central Park, bro.

00:17:21.240 One Minute Miami.

00:17:22.160 Everyone speaks Spanish.

00:17:23.180 Like, you don't want to...

00:17:23.860 I'm telling you, the place in New York is the best way to do it.

00:17:28.640 Find a way for Kozu's segment.

00:17:29.760 I tried to set it up, but my team couldn't find any girls.

00:17:32.440 Are you still doing the IRL run with Aiden?

00:17:35.720 I don't know, to be honest.

00:17:36.700 I think so, based off the plan, but you know how that guy works.

00:17:40.320 So, it's like...

00:17:42.440 I'm not...

00:17:44.300 I'm ready to do it.

00:17:45.800 I'm planning to do it.

00:17:47.080 But I'm also fully ready for Aiden to inevitably bail.

00:17:51.660 So, I'm not going to...

00:17:52.580 Like, if Aiden bails, I don't think we should be surprised at all.

00:17:57.960 New York gives you creative energy.

00:17:59.200 It really does, man.

00:18:00.360 And that was a good week.

00:18:01.400 That was a good week of a lot of content.

00:18:08.620 And my team still hasn't fixed the TTS.

00:18:10.800 Okay.

00:18:13.620 Might as well, since you travel to New York so often.

00:18:15.500 Yeah, I know.

00:18:16.220 And it's basically, like, the amount I spend on hotels

00:18:18.320 would be the same amount as an apartment.

00:18:20.780 That's how much it costs.

00:18:24.740 It's the same price.

00:18:27.380 I think in that week I was there,

00:18:29.100 how much did I spend on hotels?

00:18:30.220 One night was $700.

00:18:32.900 There was one night that was almost $800.

00:18:35.660 The rest of the night, it's averaged to, like, $300, $400 a night.

00:18:39.280 So, if I was there for seven days...

00:18:42.820 Shit, dude.

00:18:43.380 I spent a lot of money on that trip.

00:18:47.820 Waze.

00:18:48.980 Team.

00:18:49.560 You guys are doing great, man.

00:18:51.380 We believe in you.

00:18:52.220 You can do it.

00:18:53.640 You can do TTS.

00:18:55.340 You got it.

00:18:57.160 You guys got it.

00:18:58.840 How much?

00:18:59.400 Yeah, I know.

00:18:59.740 One night was $700.

00:19:01.220 Well, not every night.

00:19:02.040 It was, like, one of the Friday nights or something.

00:19:04.080 Okay.

00:19:04.320 So, how much is that total?

00:19:07.600 What's that total?

00:19:08.300 That is $700 plus $300 times six.

00:19:20.180 All right.

00:19:20.800 I spent that much.

00:19:22.140 And then Kozu was $2,500 five days.

00:19:25.260 It's $5,000.

00:19:26.180 Grizz was another $2,500.

00:19:29.580 So, security, that was $7,500.

00:19:32.800 And then, on top of the salaries for everybody, for the people that are still trying to set

00:19:37.180 up TTS right now, that's also additional.

00:19:43.660 What else did I spend on?

00:19:46.200 The Trump hats.

00:19:49.300 I bought a lot.

00:19:51.840 Ubers.

00:19:52.380 I would probably add up Ubers, too.

00:19:55.920 Oh, and the Sprinter van was $2,500 for that election stream.

00:19:59.800 Ubers, I'm going to give $600 total, probably.

00:20:08.460 What else?

00:20:13.980 Shopping.

00:20:14.460 Oh, yeah.

00:20:15.120 I mean, I bought a bunch of clothes.

00:20:17.020 Yeah, I spent $1,000 on clothes on that shopping stream.

00:20:21.580 Yeah, I did.

00:20:22.360 But for Jake Future and Cass and everybody.

00:20:24.920 Renting out the soccer pitch was probably another.

00:20:30.800 Now, my team's texting me to try to figure out TTS.

00:20:35.200 Dude, okay, stop.

00:20:36.060 Can you, can you, I'm reading the chat.

00:20:37.520 You don't need to text me about the Sprinter van.

00:20:38.660 I know.

00:20:39.180 Can you just fix the TTS?

00:20:40.460 Holy shit, dude.

00:20:43.760 You don't need Grizz?

00:20:44.800 Call the Warner.

00:20:47.600 Condom for Allie.

00:20:48.620 Shut up.

00:20:51.640 What else?

00:20:52.560 Haunted house.

00:20:53.120 I forgot about the haunted house.

00:20:54.820 Holy shit, you guys have memory.

00:20:56.020 I'm going to say another $500 there.

00:20:57.320 And then the haunted house plus that shitty fucking light museum.

00:21:05.040 Dinners.

00:21:05.820 But I didn't even get dinner.

00:21:06.900 I was like, oh, no.

00:21:08.300 Yeah, that was the Halloween dinner.

00:21:10.400 That was another $400 for everybody.

00:21:19.600 Akiway.

00:21:22.600 Oh, the zoo.

00:21:24.640 Another $100.

00:21:25.820 Damn, you guys are good.

00:21:27.320 The garbage zoo tickets?

00:21:30.780 Yeah, I know.

00:21:31.320 I know, dude.

00:21:36.700 My maid, Wallahi.

00:21:39.060 My maid just texted me.

00:21:42.500 I can show you.

00:21:43.880 Because, yeah, there's nothing bad on here.

00:21:46.620 I'll crop out her name.

00:21:48.780 Wallahi, my maid just texted me.

00:21:50.300 Are you Jewish?

00:21:51.300 Are you Jewish?

00:21:59.680 No.

00:22:00.680 Te quiero, te quiero, Julio?

00:22:03.340 No, I'm not Jewish.

00:22:07.680 No soy Jewish.

00:22:09.020 Is she watching the stream, seeing me calculate my expenses?

00:22:18.480 Is that what she's doing?

00:22:20.140 Can my team do the TTS?

00:22:22.220 Yes.

00:22:23.440 Oh, my God.

00:22:24.680 Do something.

00:22:26.680 Holy shit.

00:22:28.680 Or is nobody donating?

00:22:29.920 What's going on?

00:22:30.540 She knows.

00:22:31.320 She knows.

00:22:31.900 Okay.

00:22:39.980 So I got to make sure I can write all this stuff off.

00:22:44.660 Oh, yeah.

00:22:45.480 The guitar player.

00:22:47.360 The guitar player's in the subway.

00:22:48.900 You have another good memory.

00:22:49.800 That's another $300 for two days.

00:22:52.160 $100 for one day, $200 for another day.

00:22:57.180 Do I need drinks?

00:22:58.380 No, I don't drink.

00:23:01.360 No drinks.

00:23:02.440 He's shopping for me right now.

00:23:07.200 Yeah, guitar players.

00:23:08.280 We're almost at $14,000.

00:23:10.960 Count the condoms.

00:23:11.920 You guys are fucking weird.

00:23:13.420 McDonald's.

00:23:14.300 I didn't get McDonald's.

00:23:18.360 Shangel said he wants to hang with you often to be smarter.

00:23:20.580 Hey, Shangel, let's do it, man.

00:23:21.960 Shangel was great content.

00:23:23.600 I like him.

00:23:24.160 He has good energy.

00:23:25.020 He has it.

00:23:25.620 Not everybody has the IRL streaming energy.

00:23:28.000 He has it.

00:23:28.540 And I like Shangel.

00:23:29.260 So if he wants to do more content, I'm down to do it, man.

00:23:31.740 W. Shangel.

00:23:33.560 W. Shangel.

00:23:34.600 Be nice to him when people come into the community.

00:23:36.560 He posted in love speech just like saying what's up.

00:23:39.760 And I'm like, oh, shit.

00:23:40.860 Like every time someone normal sees love speech, I'm like, ugh.

00:23:44.540 He's got to see like a sea of schizos and religious fucking yap.

00:23:51.640 Okay, the TTS is working, but nobody donated.

00:23:53.680 All right, fine.

00:23:54.860 Jake's chicken nuggets.

00:23:55.860 I added that.

00:23:57.700 What else?

00:23:59.240 Yeah, he woke me up during that stream, Shangel.

00:24:01.060 What else?

00:24:01.740 What else did I spend?

00:24:03.060 You need an accountant.

00:24:04.940 Yeah, and I'd be forgetting all this stuff, bro.

00:24:10.700 Whatever.

00:24:12.820 The more I grow up, the more I find females dumb and stupid.

00:24:15.480 I know, bro.

00:24:17.820 Yeah, the jacket.

00:24:19.060 I spent another like 600 on clothes.

00:24:21.700 Well, that's like that were separate.

00:24:24.460 Oh, flights.

00:24:27.740 God damn, bro.

00:24:28.840 Flight one.

00:24:29.600 Okay, flight coming back was 500.

00:24:31.780 Flight there was probably 400.

00:24:37.020 Dude, I spent too much money.

00:24:40.860 I spent too much money.

00:24:45.200 Escorts.

00:24:46.720 Did you profit?

00:24:47.660 I always do.

00:24:48.220 I always profit.

00:24:48.840 I always profit.

00:24:54.460 I always profit, but.

00:24:58.720 $2,000 for Rabbi Shmuley's sex toys.

00:25:01.220 Nope.

00:25:04.340 Yeah, we got to make sure that we, um.

00:25:07.560 TTS is broken.

00:25:08.700 Waze, Waze, can you just fucking do the TTS, bro?

00:25:11.480 Holy shit, bro.

00:25:13.460 Like, dude, can you just.

00:25:15.480 Can you.

00:25:16.240 Can a nigga do.

00:25:18.020 I'm not even doing a real stream.

00:25:19.780 This is a chill stream.

00:25:20.720 And I'm getting a fucking headache because you can't figure out TTS.

00:25:23.220 Oh, my God, bro.

00:25:26.400 Waze, man.

00:25:27.080 Waze.

00:25:31.580 Um.

00:25:40.260 Don't get mad.

00:25:40.940 I'm not mad.

00:25:41.580 I'm not mad.

00:25:42.020 Just, like, fucking fix it, dude.

00:25:44.380 Oh, my God.

00:25:45.380 I'm mad now.

00:25:46.100 I'm doing a chill stream.

00:25:48.080 Turn up TTS volume.

00:25:53.220 Oh, Waze.

00:25:57.540 You know what?

00:25:57.960 You know what?

00:25:58.400 El Sneeko.

00:25:59.060 El Sneeko.

00:25:59.560 It was me.

00:26:00.420 It was me because the call.

00:26:01.820 You know what?

00:26:02.220 It's me.

00:26:02.740 W. Waze.

00:26:03.400 It was me.

00:26:04.380 It was me.

00:26:05.380 You don't need to.

00:26:06.020 Don't.

00:26:06.100 Don't.

00:26:06.400 Don't.

00:26:06.480 We add the browser.

00:26:07.060 It was me.

00:26:08.220 Because I turned down the desktop volume because Call of Duty is in the background.

00:26:12.760 It was me.

00:26:13.400 This game is open right now.

00:26:14.500 I didn't want to hear the music.

00:26:15.960 Okay.

00:26:16.900 So do I still need to change the browser source, please?

00:26:18.840 Don't show your username when you get on Cod, I'll add you.

00:26:28.800 My name is Cobra Tate.

00:26:30.640 Hey, Cobra Tate, you want to play Cod?

00:26:34.360 That was Sneeko.

00:26:35.920 I was just crashing out.

00:26:41.180 That was stupid.

00:26:42.720 I could have lied, too.

00:26:44.060 I could have just had and been like, oh, finally, it's working.

00:26:47.360 I could have just lied.

00:26:48.840 All right, 15k.

00:26:53.260 There's got to be more.

00:26:55.920 Dot, don't forget plan B for ally in air prices.

00:27:01.420 Wait, how many hours did I do?

00:27:03.560 How much did I stream?

00:27:10.320 Bro, this is so much money.

00:27:14.840 Ready to Theo Von clip?

00:27:18.840 Let me turn this off.

00:27:29.860 30 hours.

00:27:30.680 Yeah, I'm spending too much money, dude.

00:27:38.060 It's too much.

00:27:39.820 I mean, it was worth it, I think, for the Theo Von.

00:27:42.660 No, not the Theo Von debate.

00:27:44.380 The Rabbi Schmule debate.

00:27:45.820 But that's pocket change to Aiden.

00:27:48.680 Hey, bro, I don't have Jewish money, man.

00:27:51.720 I don't have, I have Muslim money.

00:27:54.320 I got brown Muslim money.

00:27:56.740 Okay, what am I looking up?

00:27:57.860 Ah, Theo Von, let's see this clip.

00:28:00.100 The reaction to deep web videos.

00:28:01.760 I just want to hop on the game, bro.

00:28:03.140 Oh, my God.

00:28:04.080 Let me play the game.

00:28:06.300 Which is mostly Jewish.

00:28:07.460 It's not true.

00:28:08.040 Yeah.

00:28:08.420 It's not true.

00:28:09.500 Well, why, I don't understand why left-leaning media, which is mostly Jewish, are calling people white.

00:28:15.220 Let's go.

00:28:15.600 Let's go.

00:28:16.640 I would have smashed two.

00:28:18.620 Okay, no, you wouldn't have.

00:28:19.560 Are you talking about Theo Von or Joe Rogan?

00:28:21.260 Premises, dude.

00:28:22.180 Jewish.

00:28:22.800 Did you say that?

00:28:24.040 Look at him acting shocked.

00:28:25.340 He's getting shocked because he knows it, but he's not allowed to say it.

00:28:29.180 Look, did you say the thing that we all know but we can't say because we need contracts?

00:28:33.120 Yes.

00:28:33.660 Yes, he did.

00:28:34.760 W Theo.

00:28:36.060 Theo Von.

00:28:37.440 Yeah, it's on our staff.

00:28:38.220 That's weighing medias.

00:28:39.060 He's noticing.

00:28:39.960 He's waking up.

00:28:40.120 Why do you care about 15K if you're a millionaire?

00:28:43.100 Because 15K is 15K, man.

00:28:45.640 Just because the Jews control the media doesn't mean that the Jews don't call something something money.

00:28:50.340 Mostly Jewish?

00:28:51.320 I mean, according to my Jewish friends, it is, you know?

00:28:57.360 Nice to see.

00:28:58.260 Good deflection.

00:28:59.300 According to I have Jewish friends, this is when you get called.

00:29:02.840 You're saying the hard R and then you show your black friend.

00:29:05.900 Why do they hate white guys?

00:29:07.720 It's just woke things, man.

00:29:09.220 It's just.

00:29:09.440 It's not woke things, Joe Rogan.

00:29:10.340 Just been hoping for that theorist stream for a while now.

00:29:12.920 That's going to be good.

00:29:13.480 W on that.

00:29:14.720 Hockey Sneeko.

00:29:16.120 Stick with the people.

00:29:17.060 Okay, holy shit, you're yapping.

00:29:18.580 It's not woke things, Joe Rogan.

00:29:21.160 The Zionist stronghold, the Zionist mafia is afraid of anybody, any race, anybody with power.

00:29:29.740 They don't want to be challenged.

00:29:30.520 I think the Zionists think that the biggest threat in America is the white Christian male that's unified.

00:29:36.800 In the Middle East, it's got to be the Iranians.

00:29:40.740 But there's always a threat.

00:29:43.220 And that's the reason they try to undermine white men.

00:29:45.060 And that's why you see those white dudes for Harris.

00:29:47.180 Because they've been psyoped to become low testosterone, estrogen-popping soy boys, right?

00:29:55.080 That cuck out for other races and other religions.

00:29:59.300 Virtue woke bullshit.

00:30:00.680 It's like the...

00:30:01.320 I just don't understand it.

00:30:02.600 Well, because...

00:30:03.620 Yeah, it's not true.

00:30:04.940 My point wasn't you smashed that hoe.

00:30:07.420 My point was you made fun of Zerka and Lacey for sma-

00:30:09.660 Oh my god, parasocialist, can you just, like, just shut up?

00:30:12.160 Oh my lord, bro.

00:30:13.140 No, I don't care about your point.

00:30:14.420 In your post that went viral in the community, you're like,

00:30:17.420 El Sneeko, you should have told me for s-

00:30:19.160 Tell us when you-

00:30:20.720 When you poop.

00:30:22.240 Tell us when you kiss a girl.

00:30:24.260 Dot-Iranians are the real Aryans.

00:30:26.940 Also, Nick is a chubby Mexican.

00:30:29.780 Okay.

00:30:37.580 Why did Dippins put Waze Dippins as the reservation name?

00:30:40.560 I know, that really-

00:30:41.300 That really fucking annoyed me.

00:30:42.520 That was really-

00:30:43.300 That was annoying.

00:30:44.300 That was annoying.

00:30:46.180 Okay, somebody clip-farm that Theo Vaughn thing.

00:30:48.340 I know we're not even doing a real stream.

00:30:49.580 Dot-W-Shay-Kuth-Marn, W-Lantern.

00:30:52.940 Stick with them, ignore the clout chasers.

00:30:55.300 Yeah, I know.

00:30:56.260 I agree.

00:30:58.780 I shouldn't have even responded to that-

00:31:01.540 Some dude made a video yesterday.

00:31:02.900 He's calling me a sellout Muslim.

00:31:04.760 I shouldn't have even responded to him at all.

00:31:06.320 I just gave him content for a month.

00:31:08.220 You know, without even getting a Jewish percentage.

00:31:10.140 I should put him under a contract just to respond to your shit.

00:31:13.400 To your video.

00:31:14.420 Dot-It's me, Fripples.

00:31:16.080 What's up?

00:31:16.980 What up, Fripples?

00:31:18.040 What's this video you just-

00:31:18.760 Oh, my name is Theodor N. Engre,

00:31:21.040 and I have found the website Reservonia.com.

00:31:25.000 You just sent me an ad?

00:31:25.780 I don't care, bro.

00:31:26.700 What the fuck did I click this link?

00:31:28.780 What's the rent?

00:31:31.280 Look at you fucking people.

00:31:32.460 They're so weird.

00:31:33.820 What's the rent of your apartment?

00:31:35.320 Just curious.

00:31:36.620 Why would I say that?

00:31:39.260 Dot is Kai Senate racist for not hiring white people.

00:31:44.400 No.

00:31:45.540 I mean, yeah.

00:31:46.300 Like, who cares?

00:31:48.460 You know?

00:31:48.820 Who cares?

00:31:50.960 What else?

00:31:56.800 Okay, so it was 15k.

00:32:01.560 Get a haircut?

00:32:02.640 You get a haircut.

00:32:04.320 Dot, you said while the EU didn't smash in six months,

00:32:07.400 swore on Allah's name.

00:32:10.540 Yeah.

00:32:11.020 Did you touch a girl?

00:32:20.140 My life's changed now.

00:32:26.580 Like, we're supposed to be representing ourselves as a masculine religion.

00:32:30.040 As the strongest religion.

00:32:31.120 And you got niggas in love speech crying because they don't know every detail about my life.

00:32:35.140 24, your body, our choice forever.

00:32:38.640 Forever and ever.

00:32:41.800 Niko!

00:32:43.800 Did you jerk off?

00:32:47.800 Faggot.

00:32:48.400 Like, how are you letting the Sahabas would look down on you, man?

00:32:55.220 The Prophet, peace be upon him, would look at you in shame.

00:33:01.200 Emotional virgins, dude.

00:33:02.620 Fucking losers.

00:33:04.320 Like, you're no different than all the simps that we should be better than.

00:33:10.160 Stop insulting people who want the best for you.

00:33:12.340 Just shut the fuck up.

00:33:13.760 Oh my god, dude.

00:33:15.240 You're not my, like.

00:33:15.920 Oh, shush.

00:33:19.620 Brother Sneeko.

00:33:21.520 It's the penis patrol.

00:33:23.840 Brother Sneeko.

00:33:26.180 Like, like some.

00:33:29.900 Doc Mearns, me or mine, you seem to love girls with the letter M.

00:33:33.920 Oh my god, bro.

00:33:34.820 If you guys, like, put yourself in my shoes.

00:33:37.320 And you, like, analyze the situation.

00:33:39.400 Streaming is such a fucking dumb world.

00:33:43.740 Sneeko's doing this because this.

00:33:45.920 Like, some guy's losing his mind.

00:33:49.360 And then just can say whatever lies or whatever.

00:33:53.020 And then you guys are like.

00:33:54.840 Dot, you made fun of Lacey and Zerker.

00:33:56.920 That's my point.

00:33:57.820 I don't care if it's haram or not.

00:33:59.780 I am not Muslim either.

00:34:01.340 So what are you talking about?

00:34:02.520 Like, all right, all right.

00:34:04.480 No more parasocials.

00:34:05.600 This is why.

00:34:06.380 Okay, I'm doing a chill stream.

00:34:08.180 I'm going to hop on the game.

00:34:09.620 I'm not.

00:34:10.400 I'm not talking.

00:34:11.180 All right.

00:34:12.340 I'm done.

00:34:14.260 But I'm a.

00:34:17.040 You chose this career.

00:34:18.360 Yeah, I know, bro.

00:34:19.960 Honestly, I think you give too much attention to these 13 year olds that want to know if you had sex.

00:34:26.220 Um, yeah, you're right.

00:34:28.240 But it's funny, though.

00:34:29.060 And I like having material.

00:34:31.020 They spend too much time analyzing what you do.

00:34:33.420 I don't think they're 13.

00:34:34.480 I don't know.

00:34:35.060 I don't know.

00:34:35.580 But it's just a funny world.

00:34:37.000 Because if you know, you know.

00:34:38.380 Is there anybody my age here?

00:34:41.040 How old are you guys?

00:34:42.720 How old are you guys?

00:34:43.320 I don't think they're 13.

00:34:44.660 I think they're like.

00:34:45.080 Dot, hey, Sneeko.

00:34:46.280 I get anxious when you crash out.

00:34:48.240 We don't want you banned again, brother.

00:34:49.860 Lamau.

00:34:50.620 Also, Arden also has a lawsuit at December 23rd because of the security lawsuit.

00:34:56.760 A video came out today about it on YouTube.

00:34:59.180 Wait, link that video.

00:35:00.220 I want to see it.

00:35:00.880 Okay, you're 23, 27.

00:35:02.360 Yeah, a lot of you guys are my age.

00:35:03.680 Okay, if you're my age and older, do you understand, like, how goofy this is?

00:35:07.880 The stuff that you see the community complain about?

00:35:10.200 Don't think about dis your relief in the wind.

00:35:12.380 Stop giving Haram police attention.

00:35:14.340 Okay, you're a leaf in the wind.

00:35:19.840 You're 12.

00:35:20.800 Humans always need someone to get someone to idolize.

00:35:22.520 No, they don't.

00:35:24.640 No, they don't.

00:35:27.520 Buddy roasting his fans.

00:35:28.840 They're going to call other streamers.

00:35:29.920 Of course, I'm going to roast you guys, man.

00:35:31.920 If I have to be critiqued 24-7 about everything, I'm going to roast you guys.

00:35:35.000 Dot, we aren't 13.

00:35:36.040 I am 22, Buddy, and I care.

00:35:37.840 Okay.

00:35:40.400 Not too long ago, Aiden Ross gave his fans a heads up.

00:35:43.280 He was about to get sued.

00:35:44.460 Being sued by, like, people that, like, I was like, damn, like, that's family, you know?

00:35:48.480 By the way, I got somebody who's trying to sue me right now for $10 million.

00:35:51.840 Good luck.

00:35:52.560 And you know who you are?

00:35:53.760 Good luck.

00:35:54.580 You don't even have real paperwork.

00:35:57.140 You were never a real whatever profession you were to me.

00:35:59.640 Look at that.

00:36:00.220 Look at him doing the crash out.

00:36:01.480 Like, he's locked in right now.

00:36:03.120 Good luck in court.

00:36:04.180 And I'm going to counter sue you.

00:36:05.580 So, you're probably bluffing.

00:36:07.560 But I'm going to counter sue.

00:36:08.780 So, get ready.

00:36:10.020 I promise you, I will bury you in the courtroom.

00:36:13.360 Don't fuck with me.

00:36:14.320 Everyone figured out the person suing him was going to be his longtime friend and former bodyguard, Ant.

00:36:20.080 I don't know.

00:36:20.920 And you haven't explained this, obviously, but the Ant situation.

00:36:24.820 Yeah, I just, I can't speak on that right now.

00:36:27.300 Okay.

00:36:27.360 Um, but Aiden filed a lawsuit against him first.

00:36:31.320 Aiden wanted a judge to declare that Anthony Nails never worked personally for Aiden Ross

00:36:36.580 because Aiden alleged he paid Anvil Protection LLC.

00:36:39.720 Also, that any gambling debt between him and Ant be wiped out because it's leaked.

00:36:44.380 Somebody that threatened to sue me for years.

00:36:46.720 That fleshly pleasure.

00:36:50.800 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:36:53.080 Okay, okay.

00:36:54.020 Nigga 22 years old meat-watching.

00:36:57.700 Alright, dude.

00:36:59.180 Okay.

00:37:00.220 Alright, bro.

00:37:09.380 DotMJ said, you brokies need to wake up and chase your dreams.

00:37:14.760 I'm 23WGenZ.

00:37:17.760 Yes, sir.

00:37:18.320 WGenZ.

00:37:21.500 Where's my maid?

00:37:22.360 Why did my maid ask if I was Jewish?

00:37:27.560 Like, no, real talk.

00:37:29.040 Why did my maid say,

00:37:31.500 Te, Encio, te, tu eres, Julio?

00:37:34.160 Doc, brother Sneaker, I can't believe you touched Ally's hand and looked at her eyes.

00:37:38.640 Lower your gaze, Aki.

00:37:40.160 Okay, there, now I know.

00:37:41.380 Now, now that's a troll.

00:37:42.440 That's a troll.

00:37:42.960 Like, if I, it, because being a virgin is, is cool.

00:37:53.560 If I had my virginity, I wouldn't be wasting my energy, like, dick-analyzing a streamer.

00:37:59.200 Dot, you spent $15,000 in New York, but your papa is still working in Connecticut, fake son W, stay fan.

00:38:05.960 W, Jewio.

00:38:23.580 Dot, hello Sneako, it's the father of Sneako fan, the autistic kid.

00:38:28.720 He has been M.I.R. lately because I took him a little too hard from behind.

00:38:33.760 Hope you are well.

00:38:39.760 I'm gonna hop on zombies, I'm gonna look.

00:38:42.720 Fuck multiplayer.

00:38:44.800 IRL with the maid.

00:38:48.880 Dot, brother Sneako, when playing games, it's sooner to point your pinky finger towards your toes.

00:38:55.140 This lets the djinn know you're always watching.

00:39:01.300 It's so much funnier in the TTS voice.

00:39:05.580 Ay, ay, ay.

00:39:16.500 Call the maid.

00:39:17.580 She's pulling up.

00:39:19.080 She's pulling up right now.

00:39:22.720 Sneako, can we get a closet stream?

00:39:24.260 It's all messy.

00:39:24.820 After the maid comes and fix it up.

00:39:26.560 Where is she?

00:39:28.680 She's 30 minutes late.

00:39:31.780 Where are you?

00:39:34.140 Donde esta?

00:39:37.580 Always texting me the rumble info.

00:39:39.220 Oh.

00:39:39.380 Oh.

00:39:39.440 Oh.

00:39:39.500 Oh.

00:39:39.600 Oh.

00:39:41.440 Oh.

00:39:41.500 Oh.

00:39:42.440 Oh.

00:39:43.440 Oh.

00:39:43.500 Oh.

00:39:44.440 Oh.

00:39:45.440 Oh.

00:39:46.440 Oh.

00:39:47.440 Oh.

00:39:48.440 Oh.

00:39:49.440 Oh.

00:39:50.440 Oh.

00:39:51.440 Oh.

00:39:52.440 Oh.

00:39:53.440 Oh.

00:39:54.440 Oh.

00:39:54.800 Oh.

00:39:55.460 Oh.

00:39:56.040 Oh.

00:39:56.200 Oh.

00:39:56.780 Oh.

00:39:57.260 Oh.

00:39:57.340 Oh.

00:39:58.260 Oh.

00:39:58.800 Oh.

00:39:59.400 Oh.

00:40:00.340 Well, let me talk to the light.

00:40:07.140 Alright, what should I talk about while I play? I can- I can yap while I play.

00:40:19.340 BRADA SNEAKO!

00:40:23.340 Doc SNEAKO, I don't get it. You don't use your aura to pull the times.

00:40:28.340 You have many of Trump's supporters drooling, but you fumbled me like Shangel.

00:40:33.340 I fumbled like Shangel? What did I fumble like Shangel?

00:40:36.340 This Latin game is too loud. Too loud.

00:40:48.340 Dotim22 and I do enjoy analyzing streamers' lifelike relationships

00:40:53.340 and it's very important for you to share your details with us so we can get deep in.

00:41:01.340 Yeah!

00:41:09.340 Did I mess up choosing this life as a streamer?

00:41:11.340 Dot are you a CIA German plant? Your father works for a German chemical company seems like you are an industry plant.

00:41:20.340 What are you talking about?

00:41:21.340 What are you talking about?

00:41:36.340 Isn't it funny going to New York and seeing how many people-

00:41:38.340 Dot hello again Sneeko. Sneeko fans dad here.

00:41:43.340 I want some real content and I think you know expectly what I mean.

00:41:47.340 Can you arrange something with a cube Latina?

00:41:50.340 Grape thanks.

00:41:51.340 No. No. Did you just say grape?

00:41:54.340 Oh my maid's here.

00:41:56.340 Chat, say hi to the maid. Don't be weird, don't be weird.

00:41:58.340 Don't be weird.

00:41:59.340 Don't be weird.

00:42:03.340 Dot have you tried getting Islam or Khabib on stream?

00:42:07.340 Salim and the Nelk boys knows their manager, that stream would be fire.

00:42:12.340 Hi, how are you?

00:42:13.340 Good, how are you?

00:42:14.340 Hi.

00:42:16.340 Hello.

00:42:17.340 Yeah, big mess, sorry.

00:42:22.340 Hold on, how are you?

00:42:24.340 Me?

00:42:25.340 Okay.

00:42:28.340 Okay.

00:42:31.340 Okay.

00:42:33.340 Can you turn the light?

00:42:35.340 Yeah, you turn the light.

00:42:36.340 So this is, um, this is dirty.

00:42:40.340 Oh, you need it?

00:42:41.340 Uh, dirty, dirty, dirty.

00:42:43.340 Okay.

00:42:52.340 And I need that.

00:42:58.340 Okay.

00:42:59.340 Alright, I'm back, I'm back.

00:43:00.340 Alright, I'm back.

00:43:01.340 I'm back.

00:43:02.340 Okay.

00:43:04.340 Alright, I'm back.

00:43:05.340 I'm back.

00:43:06.340 I'm back.

00:43:07.340 I'm back.

00:43:08.340 I'm back.

00:43:09.340 I'm back.

00:43:10.340 I'm back.

00:43:11.340 I'm back.

00:43:12.340 I'm back.

00:43:13.340 I'm back.

00:43:14.340 I'm back.

00:43:15.340 I'm back.

00:43:16.340 I'm back.

00:43:17.340 I'm back.

00:43:18.340 Okay.

00:43:19.340 Alright.

00:43:20.340 Okay.

00:43:27.400 Alright.

00:43:28.980 Dot Aki Sneeko.

00:43:30.580 Did me a prefer length or girth.

00:43:32.740 It is fundamental that I know

00:43:34.380 exactly how it went. This for your

00:43:36.440 benefit, Aki.

00:43:37.820 Nope. No Aki. There's no benefit

00:43:40.540 at all.

00:43:43.400 Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.

00:43:44.420 Okay.

00:43:49.580 It's a mess

00:43:50.720 in my crib. I ain't gonna lie, bro.

00:43:52.920 I got sick and the whole bed

00:43:54.740 is sweaty and stuff.

00:43:56.560 Dot, why are you gay?

00:43:58.160 Should I call you mister?

00:43:59.960 And how did it feel being gay then?

00:44:02.820 So who is gay?

00:44:04.800 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:44:14.860 She's gonna steal myself.

00:44:16.140 No, she's not.

00:44:24.560 Should I put TTS on the speaker?

00:44:35.600 Where's the next thing?

00:44:36.580 Is it in here?

00:44:38.980 I got this.

00:44:39.740 Doc, do you use your left or right hand?

00:44:42.360 I'm not telling you.

00:45:00.240 Bronson said he got the Easter egg

00:45:01.600 diamond.

00:45:03.540 Uh-oh.

00:45:10.400 Doc,

00:45:10.880 Salim and an elf boy

00:45:12.160 is no Khabib

00:45:13.020 and Islam's manager.

00:45:14.840 Try getting them on stream

00:45:16.080 would be fire.

00:45:17.760 I tried already.

00:45:23.880 Let's go.

00:45:25.320 I already tried.

00:45:26.640 It's not that people

00:45:27.140 don't want to give away

00:45:27.840 their sauce.

00:45:28.600 They don't want to give away

00:45:29.280 their connects like that.

00:45:30.820 I'll get it.

00:45:31.500 I'm gonna get the

00:45:32.140 Khabib collab.

00:45:32.900 2025, inshallah.

00:45:34.540 Come on, Khabib, especially.

00:45:35.700 Doc can't wait for you

00:45:36.780 to move back to NYC.

00:45:38.380 Any plans of moving

00:45:39.940 into a content house

00:45:41.180 with Kozu and Yoak?

00:45:44.580 Not a bad idea, bro.

00:45:45.860 They're good content.

00:45:47.900 They're both really funny.

00:45:49.000 I like Yoak and Kozu.

00:45:51.200 That's not a bad idea, bro.

00:45:55.480 I get like a neon sub-a-thon house.

00:45:59.760 Get Jug.

00:46:00.660 Doc Brothers, Nico.

00:46:02.300 Temptations can be felt

00:46:03.500 through the screen.

00:46:04.240 You must stay strong

00:46:06.140 and vision a jinn

00:46:06.840 every time you look at her.

00:46:08.700 Tell her I said

00:46:09.660 Mashayla, by the way.

00:46:11.160 No.

00:46:17.900 Kozu's basically Asian neon.

00:46:20.380 That's racist.

00:46:25.360 Doc, does the mate

00:46:26.440 give a handy?

00:46:27.160 Okay.

00:46:29.840 We need to identify

00:46:31.260 how this outbreak happened.

00:46:33.080 Any guesses?

00:46:33.600 Quantum instability.

00:46:37.120 Rogue pocket dimensions.

00:46:39.160 Some idiot

00:46:39.800 is a particle accelerator.

00:46:41.660 The possibilities

00:46:42.600 are multitudinous.

00:46:50.000 Doc, you have a Latina maid

00:46:52.220 coming over?

00:46:53.400 The corn script

00:46:54.260 couldn't be more obvious.

00:46:56.120 I know she's bending over

00:46:57.440 probably getting her head

00:46:58.620 stuck in the sink

00:46:59.480 asking for a helping hand.

00:47:01.340 You have corn, rainbow.

00:47:02.280 And there's two of them,

00:47:04.680 not one.

00:47:08.160 And she actually is sometimes.

00:47:09.600 I have thought about it.

00:47:10.580 Angle lab, bro.

00:47:11.180 I have thought about it.

00:47:15.840 Doctor real,

00:47:16.560 why the girl

00:47:17.240 couldn't stop staring at you?

00:47:19.060 Because, man,

00:47:20.840 I got aura, bro.

00:47:22.020 I think my aura went up

00:47:23.100 in New York.

00:47:24.140 Did you guys feel it?

00:47:26.480 It was the highest

00:47:27.300 it's been in the Trump stream.

00:47:28.180 In that Trump election stream,

00:47:29.640 it was up there.

00:47:31.620 It was like an 89 out of 100.

00:47:33.320 Tell her to go to the Trump stream.

00:47:40.660 Don't let me join.

00:47:41.800 I can help you out

00:47:42.800 with the Easter egg.

00:47:44.240 No.

00:47:45.580 Who was that?

00:47:46.980 Not a good psychological idiot.

00:47:48.400 We felt it.

00:47:51.060 Nice.

00:47:51.700 We must prepare

00:47:52.620 to do the same.

00:47:54.360 I know.

00:47:56.060 But even after...

00:47:56.640 I need to get a nigger jog.

00:47:57.920 I mean, juggernaug.

00:47:58.740 Juggernaug.

00:48:00.140 My bad.

00:48:00.860 My juggernaug.

00:48:01.500 Yeah, and then

00:48:02.420 it all went downhill.

00:48:03.360 What are you talking about?

00:48:05.120 It was up only 5%.

00:48:06.460 I'm not answering

00:48:17.160 your gay ass question, bro.

00:48:24.220 Yes.

00:48:24.700 Dot ask her if she's down

00:48:32.400 to shower after her work shift.

00:48:35.740 Nope.

00:48:37.880 Well, the shower's gonna be clean.

00:48:42.840 Why no TikTok live on?

00:48:44.760 Um.

00:48:47.500 I should be, huh?

00:48:48.620 I should be.

00:48:49.120 I just don't feel like

00:48:50.800 trying right now.

00:48:56.000 Dot senora

00:48:56.780 turned

00:48:57.520 que escapare

00:48:58.480 sneeco tevar matare.

00:49:00.540 What?

00:49:01.440 Was that Jewish?

00:49:04.560 What did I just hear

00:49:05.920 in my ears?

00:49:08.880 Wow, this default gun

00:49:09.940 is the best gun.

00:49:10.860 Better than the gun

00:49:11.560 I just got in the box.

00:49:12.340 Oh, shit.

00:49:20.960 Dot, this worldly life

00:49:22.280 is no more than

00:49:23.140 play and amusement.

00:49:24.740 But the hereafter

00:49:25.840 is indeed the real life.

00:49:27.480 If only they knew.

00:49:28.960 Yeah, sure.

00:49:30.080 Sure, bro.

00:49:30.680 Oh, crap.

00:49:45.940 Dot, tell the med

00:49:46.860 you need a happy ending.

00:49:48.460 Nope.

00:49:49.580 I'm not doing that.

00:49:51.920 Do I want to?

00:49:52.920 Different question.

00:50:00.680 She's a nice woman.

00:50:01.600 She cleaned my apartment

00:50:02.460 for like a year.

00:50:04.920 Why did she think

00:50:05.640 I was Jewish, though?

00:50:06.880 I've got to ask.

00:50:10.860 Luckily, the English

00:50:11.840 isn't perfect.

00:50:12.660 On God, you're not

00:50:13.460 beating the threesome

00:50:14.540 allegations.

00:50:17.820 I don't think

00:50:18.540 that's an allegation.

00:50:20.020 I don't need to be like,

00:50:20.900 you guys always make up

00:50:21.860 allegations that I need

00:50:22.780 to beat that I don't...

00:50:28.140 Juco.

00:50:30.680 Dot, hey, Sneeko,

00:50:36.980 you got to clear

00:50:37.740 your name of the

00:50:38.760 neo-Nazi allegations.

00:50:40.300 No, I don't.

00:50:40.900 It's ruining your reputation

00:50:42.340 as you're not a

00:50:43.180 midget meatrider like Nick.

00:50:45.300 Hassan Abai and Decline

00:50:46.540 say that you are

00:50:47.420 because of the past jokes.

00:50:49.760 I don't give a fuck

00:50:50.520 what they say.

00:50:51.440 I don't give a fuck.

00:50:53.160 I think I care about

00:50:53.860 what they...

00:50:54.680 And also, no one else

00:50:56.180 cares about what they think.

00:50:57.440 You think...

00:50:57.780 And no one's ever

00:50:58.620 come up to me

00:50:59.200 and called me

00:50:59.760 a white supremacist.

00:51:00.680 It says it's a rabbi

00:51:01.280 Shmoly.

00:51:01.560 Dr. Bespahir,

00:51:02.580 Sneeko, one of

00:51:03.580 Firas fighters,

00:51:04.660 Nasrat, his manager

00:51:05.760 is Ali Abdulaziz.

00:51:07.560 Firas is also

00:51:08.400 good friends with Ali.

00:51:10.180 Ali is a huge

00:51:11.120 Trump fan.

00:51:11.900 I am sure he would

00:51:12.740 love to collab with you

00:51:13.940 since you align

00:51:14.740 on that as well.

00:51:15.720 Oh, wow.

00:51:16.160 Make sure to ask

00:51:17.040 Firas to...

00:51:17.720 Is he a sellout Muslim too?

00:51:18.480 Is he a sellout fraud?

00:51:20.220 Is he a grifter

00:51:21.120 for supporting Trump?

00:51:25.320 Aki, he's a gr...

00:51:26.320 He's a...

00:51:26.680 He's a kafir.

00:51:28.360 Oh, that was painful.

00:51:32.160 Double points.

00:51:33.760 Great.

00:51:34.080 Double points

00:51:34.460 if there's no zombies here.

00:51:36.000 So stupid, bro.

00:51:38.640 Where'd you find Maya?

00:51:40.000 You shouldn't seem the type

00:51:40.800 to buy your bullshit.

00:51:41.880 Maya?

00:51:42.900 She found me.

00:51:43.780 Also, I was about to say something.

00:51:45.040 I really saved my life.

00:51:46.460 Oh, yeah.

00:51:47.380 Sunny at...

00:51:48.240 Sunny today is so funny.

00:51:50.760 He's so into Islam right now.

00:51:52.340 It's like he's...

00:51:53.240 That's all he's thinking

00:51:54.200 about 24-7.

00:51:56.040 So it's just...

00:51:56.720 Because I know him

00:51:57.980 as this white kid

00:51:58.620 from Boston.

00:51:59.400 Just like, you know,

00:52:00.640 crypto.

00:52:01.180 Yeah, Tate and shit.

00:52:02.680 Like, Red Pill.

00:52:03.980 And now I talk to Sunny.

00:52:05.180 He's just like,

00:52:06.480 all in.

00:52:08.120 Talking about Iman.

00:52:08.680 Don't drink the maid.

00:52:09.580 One to ten.

00:52:12.700 Five.

00:52:15.100 Mashallah.

00:52:15.620 And he is...

00:52:16.120 He's giving Dawa.

00:52:17.200 He's bringing people

00:52:17.820 to the Majid.

00:52:18.900 He's calling Warner.

00:52:20.820 He's just...

00:52:21.580 He's obsessed.

00:52:22.380 Are there any Christians

00:52:27.120 in the chat?

00:52:27.600 Christians, where you at?

00:52:29.300 Say Christ is king

00:52:30.060 if you're a Christian.

00:52:32.060 Chad, don't you kind of

00:52:32.680 miss when it was 50-50

00:52:33.700 in here?

00:52:38.860 Or no?

00:52:40.280 Take notes from him.

00:52:41.900 Man, niggas,

00:52:42.560 shut the fuck up.

00:52:52.380 Oh, there's some in here.

00:52:56.340 Or it's just one guy.

00:52:58.020 About a couple guys.

00:53:07.680 Great.

00:53:08.100 Why did I just do that?

00:53:08.960 Sonny is sneak-o

00:53:17.960 if he's not grifting.

00:53:20.320 Alright, bro.

00:53:24.940 Be honest, Chad.

00:53:25.880 Am I a grifter?

00:53:26.340 Doc, are you still doing

00:53:35.520 the scavenger hunt today?

00:53:37.180 Nope.

00:53:38.060 We'll do it tomorrow.

00:53:46.500 Give me that.

00:53:47.220 Do you guys like the zombies?

00:53:55.020 Yes or no?

00:53:56.440 Okay, if I'm a grifter,

00:53:57.320 why are you still watching?

00:53:59.260 Am I...

00:53:59.640 Am I your grifter?

00:54:01.800 Am I your favorite grifter?

00:54:03.140 Am I your favorite grifter?

00:54:06.800 W, election grift.

00:54:12.760 Dot not hating,

00:54:14.200 but people in the Middle East

00:54:15.400 will always have an opinion

00:54:16.740 on US politics

00:54:17.840 since they are the ones

00:54:19.120 getting killed

00:54:19.760 by American weapons.

00:54:21.720 Look at it

00:54:22.340 from their perspective.

00:54:23.240 It's not even people

00:54:23.860 in the Middle East, bro.

00:54:24.860 It's like random people

00:54:25.700 in like fucking...

00:54:27.240 Algeria.

00:54:29.100 Like...

00:54:30.380 The UK.

00:54:31.700 You know?

00:54:32.180 Like, no one gives a...

00:54:33.120 shut up, you know?

00:54:36.900 I get annoyed

00:54:37.840 when non-American

00:54:38.620 songs are on their poppers.

00:54:41.640 In 2021,

00:54:43.080 I was in Haiti, actually,

00:54:44.300 and I flew back from Haiti

00:54:45.120 to Atlanta

00:54:45.580 to do collabs with them.

00:54:47.980 I think Phantom invited me.

00:54:49.900 It's because I've known Phantom

00:54:50.980 for like a year before then.

00:54:52.920 Because I'm from New York.

00:54:56.280 A new Phantom from New York.

00:54:57.760 Dot, if you got on Joe Rogan podcast

00:55:04.940 in two years,

00:55:06.120 what would you talk about?

00:55:07.560 We know the J-topic is off limits,

00:55:09.640 so would it just be about you

00:55:11.240 not falling down

00:55:12.440 in the Strickland spa?

00:55:13.780 Me and Rogan

00:55:14.460 would farm an hour.

00:55:15.000 You freaking influencer.

00:55:16.500 Me and Rogan

00:55:17.400 would farm an hour

00:55:18.160 about that.

00:55:19.080 That was incredible.

00:55:20.780 Like, Joe Rogan

00:55:21.220 would be like there,

00:55:21.720 like, that was...

00:55:22.460 You really...

00:55:22.860 You stood in there

00:55:23.660 and the guy's a maniac.

00:55:25.240 I don't know why

00:55:25.800 he would do that.

00:55:26.820 But how did you not fall?

00:55:28.240 What made you do that?

00:55:29.500 Watcher's life's grand stage

00:55:31.220 with questions bold.

00:55:33.120 He turns the page.

00:55:34.940 A seeker of truths

00:55:36.080 in a world so vast,

00:55:37.740 challenging norms,

00:55:39.220 breaking free from the past.

00:55:40.800 Ooh.

00:55:42.460 Was that good

00:55:43.320 or was that cringe?

00:55:47.780 I'm the grift

00:55:48.660 that keeps on grifting.

00:55:49.820 Thank you, bro.

00:55:51.140 Thank you.

00:55:59.500 Any update about

00:56:01.900 a new mosque?

00:56:02.420 Yeah.

00:56:03.120 It's the lovespeech.io.

00:56:04.320 That's the website.

00:56:05.260 We're still raising money

00:56:06.380 to build it.

00:56:07.560 It's gonna take time.

00:56:08.780 I'll probably focus

00:56:09.900 on the promoting

00:56:10.480 for that during Ramadan.

00:56:11.860 But it is in a while,

00:56:12.800 so I need to...

00:56:13.420 I should be promoting more.

00:56:29.500 What's your next grift?

00:56:30.780 Give us a hint.

00:56:31.360 I don't know, man.

00:56:31.960 That's what I'm trying

00:56:32.300 to figure out.

00:56:33.260 Probably should go back

00:56:34.120 to grifting UFC.

00:56:39.380 That's a good one.

00:56:40.200 And for us,

00:56:40.640 would be a good,

00:56:41.200 you know,

00:56:43.520 would be...

00:56:44.660 Oh, my Lord.

00:56:45.720 Shit.

00:56:46.140 I'm cooked.

00:56:47.040 That's it.

00:56:48.800 I don't want to die.

00:56:50.920 Oh, wait.

00:56:51.280 I can press...

00:56:52.100 Let's go.

00:56:55.520 Oh, yeah, baby.

00:56:59.500 Oh, baby.

00:57:09.840 Can't you tell?

00:57:13.780 Great.

00:57:22.080 Daddy, oh, my God.

00:57:23.380 That was pretty clutch.

00:57:24.800 That was pretty damn clutch.

00:57:29.500 You see that fire cell?

00:57:51.920 I'd forgotten you were a bit

00:57:53.920 of a sadist, Bob.

00:57:55.060 Oh, fuck.

00:58:05.400 Oh, my God.

00:58:06.220 This is so fucking gay.

00:58:14.360 One more, one more.

00:58:15.660 Let's go.

00:58:16.260 One more.

00:58:24.640 One more.

00:58:26.040 Okay.

00:58:27.440 Take this.

00:58:29.640 Take this.

00:58:33.260 I can pack a punch now.

00:58:37.780 How do I send it up?

00:58:40.840 I'll have to resurface it.

00:58:42.260 Shit, I gotta run

00:58:42.760 another way down here.

00:58:43.360 Okay.

00:58:46.640 Kill them if they're attacking.

00:58:47.880 Thanks, bro.

00:58:48.220 I didn't think about that

00:58:49.100 until you just said it.

00:58:51.440 Did not know that.

00:58:53.160 The rocket launcher's good.

00:58:54.680 These guns are fine.

00:59:01.080 Dude, letter from Gaza.

00:59:04.580 Oh, dude, letter from Algeria.

00:59:07.180 Yeah, I know, but I've been,

00:59:08.000 I've been, like,

00:59:08.600 really focusing on, um,

00:59:10.020 on Muslim content for a while.

00:59:11.280 I want to, like, bro,

00:59:12.060 I'm from, I'm American.

00:59:13.740 That's why people are saying

00:59:14.540 it's a grift,

00:59:14.940 but it's like, bro,

00:59:15.540 I'm from this country.

00:59:16.480 That's where I,

00:59:16.860 that's what I know.

00:59:19.220 And I want to start focusing

00:59:20.500 on my own people, too.

00:59:24.780 How do you get this up here?

00:59:26.400 Here we go.

00:59:30.700 Here we go.

00:59:34.040 So I want to do American stuff,

00:59:35.580 but...

00:59:36.780 Shit.

00:59:47.480 Holy shit.

00:59:52.620 Dot, this game is very cunty.

00:59:55.920 Cunty?

00:59:56.380 Are you gay?

00:59:59.380 I guess you're American,

01:00:00.700 you Chinese fuck.

01:00:01.420 We don't claim you.

01:00:02.320 Great.

01:00:02.540 Okay, maybe I will go

01:00:03.440 to fucking Algeria.

01:00:04.240 Fuck you.

01:00:05.280 Done more for America

01:00:06.020 than you have, faggot.

01:00:07.440 I've done more for this country

01:00:08.500 than you ever will.

01:00:18.220 Doc Sneeko,

01:00:18.680 can you braid my beard?

01:00:21.180 Why did you just

01:00:22.060 type that?

01:00:22.740 Okay.

01:00:22.940 Why did you just type that?

01:00:24.880 I was just watching JakeFutureStream.

01:00:49.280 It's research on black men

01:00:50.660 taking advantage of Asian people.

01:00:52.680 He gets special Fortnite lobbies.

01:00:55.500 So he'll be in a lobby

01:00:57.360 with 100 JakeFutures.

01:00:59.640 You know, I don't know how he got...

01:01:00.880 I want to get that access

01:01:02.100 because I have trouble in Fortnite.

01:01:04.200 But that's where it's at.

01:01:07.580 Dot, are you going to UFC

01:01:09.420 at MSG next week?

01:01:11.020 Or Jake Paul Tyson fight?

01:01:13.400 Trump will probably be at MSG.

01:01:16.460 What do you want me to...

01:01:18.160 Just follow Trump there?

01:01:20.340 I didn't know that UFC

01:01:21.280 was at MSG next week.

01:01:22.240 That actually might not be

01:01:23.080 a bad idea to go to.

01:01:33.000 Dot LLS loyal here.

01:01:34.780 Wallet, I've been watching you

01:01:36.260 for years every single stream.

01:01:38.320 You say depression isn't real.

01:01:39.860 I've taken all of your advice,

01:01:41.680 but I'm in my lowest part of my life

01:01:43.780 and I know this sounds corny,

01:01:45.560 but you're the only reason

01:01:46.680 I'm still here.

01:01:49.580 I appreciate that, bro.

01:01:50.320 What's your name?

01:01:54.100 Damn, keep on going, man.

01:01:57.140 Giving up is gay.

01:01:58.200 Dot LLS letter from Las Vegas,

01:02:00.020 a.k.a. Sin City.

01:02:01.120 That's not bad.

01:02:01.660 But yeah, keep going, man.

01:02:02.880 Keep going nonstop.

01:02:04.680 Send me a DM

01:02:05.360 with the screenshot.

01:02:08.100 We could chop it up.

01:02:09.920 But yeah, definitely keep going.

01:02:11.060 There's a lot of good snacks

01:02:11.860 that she brought.

01:02:12.960 Thank you.

01:02:13.900 A lot of great food.

01:02:22.000 Don't become a therapist.

01:02:23.040 I'm not.

01:02:23.320 Will you ever do

01:02:23.900 the raw egg shit again?

01:02:26.120 Why do you guys

01:02:26.860 beg for raw egg stuff back?

01:02:35.660 Turn them to pieces.

01:02:37.740 I do need to bring back

01:02:38.820 the self-improvement.

01:02:47.860 Doc JFK also sided

01:02:49.840 with the Zionists

01:02:50.820 in order to get into power.

01:02:52.660 Then he switched.

01:02:53.880 Who is to say

01:02:54.780 Trump won't do the same?

01:02:56.880 That's what I'm thinking, man.

01:02:58.180 And then everyone's,

01:02:58.640 oh, yeah.

01:02:59.540 Look, he's already,

01:03:00.040 did you already see that

01:03:00.920 the Palestinian government

01:03:03.340 put out a statement

01:03:03.960 trying to end the war?

01:03:06.020 That Trump's in office?

01:03:07.180 No need to bow.

01:03:10.140 I'm no loyalty.

01:03:13.920 Patrol as fuck.

01:03:18.880 Chat, does the self-improvement

01:03:20.100 stuff actually motivate you?

01:03:27.300 I want to get

01:03:28.000 David Goggins on a stream, bro.

01:03:30.020 Yo, how do I get

01:03:31.180 David Goggins on a stream?

01:03:37.660 It did?

01:03:38.180 It motivated you.

01:03:47.920 That would hit.

01:03:48.880 Maybe Jake Shields knows him?

01:03:50.500 Do you think Jake Shields knows him?

01:03:51.840 You can catch him on a run?

01:03:54.920 Jake Shields is coming tomorrow.

01:03:56.640 Yeah, Jake Shields pulling up tomorrow.

01:04:02.800 I could get him on stream.

01:04:06.380 Hit up his booking team on X.

01:04:07.840 Team, are you watching the stream?

01:04:08.760 I don't know if my team is watching this,

01:04:09.940 so I'm going to text him.

01:04:12.020 Let's try to get him.

01:04:12.680 Dot any idea

01:04:13.680 when he is going to drop

01:04:14.820 the bully album?

01:04:15.600 It's a bully album.

01:04:22.620 Tell him you're hard.

01:04:37.660 Dot, I'm a 21-year-old virgin

01:04:39.900 with no social life.

01:04:41.380 Any advice?

01:04:42.980 Uh, stop.

01:04:44.460 Get a social life.

01:04:46.300 Find a skill.

01:04:48.280 And

01:04:48.700 such a generic advice

01:04:50.320 you've already heard

01:04:50.780 a million times, bro.

01:04:52.100 Go to the gym.

01:04:53.420 Like, for example,

01:04:54.080 I have a really expensive gym.

01:04:56.500 It's not even that expensive,

01:04:57.340 but there's so many

01:04:58.060 bad bitches in there.

01:04:59.440 Like, there's so many

01:05:00.260 people there.

01:05:02.520 Dot test.

01:05:04.240 And it's, um,

01:05:06.000 get married.

01:05:06.720 But, yeah,

01:05:07.120 first you gotta

01:05:07.560 meet people.

01:05:08.480 Go to,

01:05:11.340 go to an expensive gym

01:05:12.500 every day.

01:05:14.140 Start there.

01:05:17.240 Oh, Dan Bilzerian

01:05:18.100 knows David Goggins.

01:05:18.940 That's what Jake Shields said.

01:05:23.880 Dan Bilzerian knows.

01:05:25.500 And I can get Dan Bilzerian

01:05:26.660 on stream.

01:05:27.120 I haven't asked him.

01:05:32.940 Hmm.

01:05:33.420 Letter from Gooning

01:05:37.280 with Gacy.

01:05:38.560 Jake Shields is typing.

01:05:39.520 Alright.

01:05:40.060 Maybe I can get it

01:05:40.800 from, um,

01:05:41.400 from Dan Bilzerian.

01:05:42.480 Dan Bilzerian probably

01:05:43.160 has a lot.

01:05:47.600 Like,

01:05:47.960 Jake's texting me.

01:05:52.020 Yeah,

01:05:52.500 and he

01:05:52.740 would be great

01:05:53.720 for a stream.

01:05:58.080 He would be great

01:05:58.840 for a stream.

01:05:59.300 W-Grift

01:06:03.360 before Ramadan.

01:06:04.080 Yeah, I know.

01:06:04.460 I need to grift

01:06:04.940 American stuff

01:06:05.680 before Ramadan.

01:06:06.780 Because Ramadan

01:06:07.260 is going to be

01:06:07.720 full air mode,

01:06:08.760 full muzzle mode.

01:06:10.280 So I need to, like,

01:06:11.600 relax people,

01:06:12.540 you know?

01:06:13.960 Can't do too much, bro.

01:06:15.440 You gotta,

01:06:16.020 gotta be strategic

01:06:17.960 with the grifts.

01:06:20.440 Dot love speech

01:06:21.320 is now 90% virgins.

01:06:23.160 What the hell

01:06:23.660 happened,

01:06:24.180 LMFAO?

01:06:25.000 It's just natural

01:06:29.320 with the streaming

01:06:29.760 community.

01:06:30.060 Is that true?

01:06:30.380 I don't think so.

01:06:31.100 I think it's probably

01:06:31.580 maybe the people

01:06:32.320 you're hyper-focusing on.

01:06:43.480 This is gonna hit

01:06:44.180 one and destroy

01:06:44.680 the stream.

01:06:45.060 So satisfying.

01:07:01.140 Oh, that was good.

01:07:02.880 That was very good.

01:07:04.020 Very, very good.

01:07:06.320 Highly enjoyed that.

01:07:09.060 What's this purple

01:07:09.940 in here?

01:07:10.400 What?

01:07:15.060 You want a reward

01:07:16.880 and I want to see

01:07:18.300 some ultravines.

01:07:20.160 Oh, perhaps we can

01:07:21.300 help each other out.

01:07:24.340 Use RCXC to kill zombies?

01:07:26.400 Alright,

01:07:26.720 what a waste of money.

01:07:29.540 Alright,

01:07:30.020 I need to get, uh,

01:07:31.020 what else do I need

01:07:31.520 to get now?

01:07:34.140 I gotta pack a punch gun,

01:07:35.520 juggernaut.

01:07:37.020 Chat,

01:07:37.240 what is Brett at?

01:07:39.620 Clippers,

01:07:40.080 wait,

01:07:40.500 look at my reaction.

01:07:41.540 What is Brett at?

01:07:43.200 Because I see people

01:07:44.020 talking about Brett

01:07:44.700 in the chat right now

01:07:45.440 and crypto's been

01:07:46.220 zooming right now.

01:07:49.980 Brett is at

01:07:50.880 nine cents

01:07:51.500 and it's up

01:07:53.140 three percent this week,

01:07:55.020 eight percent this month.

01:07:56.840 Call me again

01:07:57.660 when we're at

01:07:59.640 a dollar.

01:08:01.700 Who's Brett?

01:08:02.640 Don't worry about her.

01:08:03.840 Don't worry about her.

01:08:04.620 It's just for us.

01:08:05.640 If you know,

01:08:05.920 you know.

01:08:10.120 Cancel an extra window.

01:08:11.600 This bird's gonna take

01:08:12.480 a little more fish.

01:08:14.700 Also chat,

01:08:21.520 what do you think?

01:08:22.000 Yes or no?

01:08:22.480 Should I pay the three bands

01:08:23.440 to get Dr. Umar?

01:08:23.720 Doc,

01:08:23.920 we need a letter

01:08:24.600 from Jake Futures Drool.

01:08:26.780 And after that,

01:08:27.880 letter from Allies Toenail.

01:08:30.140 Then do a stream

01:08:31.000 in Gaza

01:08:31.520 with Brett Cooper.

01:08:32.540 No.

01:08:33.160 Should I pay the three bands

01:08:34.280 to do a stream

01:08:34.760 with Dr. Umar?

01:08:36.440 I kinda don't want to.

01:08:39.220 I kinda don't want to.

01:08:40.060 But let's see what you guys think.

01:08:40.980 Yeah!

01:08:41.320 Yeah!

01:08:41.440 Yeah!

01:08:42.720 Merk them!

01:09:08.060 He's gonna found me.

01:09:25.820 He scammed Gideon?

01:09:26.880 Alright,

01:09:27.800 fuck it then.

01:09:35.880 Letter from Haiti.

01:09:36.880 Nah.

01:09:38.000 You can't film that.

01:09:38.720 It's too dangerous.

01:09:39.200 Pay Goggins at 3k?

01:09:52.700 I would much rather

01:09:53.520 pay Goggins three bands

01:09:54.580 than Dr. Umar.

01:10:00.420 Watch the Gideon Umar vid.

01:10:01.740 I've seen it.

01:10:02.240 It's from like two years ago, right?

01:10:03.900 Did he?

01:10:04.180 I don't think he paid the money.

01:10:05.000 I think he just showed up

01:10:05.700 at a meet and greet

01:10:06.240 or something.

01:10:11.720 Oh, I already know

01:10:13.060 he's a zero on that stuff.

01:10:14.500 Believe me.

01:10:19.680 Letter from Bogey,

01:10:20.560 Hemi, and Grove.

01:10:21.380 Why do you guys

01:10:22.080 just put letter

01:10:22.700 behind everything?

01:10:25.800 Get a shield.

01:10:26.500 Yeah, I know I'm going.

01:10:29.140 It's around this side,

01:10:30.020 isn't it?

01:10:30.900 How do I get to that,

01:10:31.800 um...

01:10:32.000 How do I get to that spot?

01:10:35.100 Should have forgot.

01:10:42.040 Is it this way?

01:10:45.280 Right, people are texting me.

01:10:46.260 Hello, cool.

01:10:48.420 Send me his ETH.

01:10:53.960 Oh, shit.

01:10:54.580 He might do it.

01:10:58.160 Okay.

01:10:58.520 I could actually get him.

01:11:01.060 Possibly.

01:11:01.720 Possibly.

01:11:23.720 DotSneeko, drop the world

01:11:25.080 is yours.

01:11:25.800 Tease again, jit.

01:11:26.820 I'm on stream right now.

01:11:27.800 What you doing?

01:11:29.020 Oh.

01:11:30.420 Nothing.

01:11:31.000 I was just...

01:11:31.740 I was waiting for you

01:11:32.560 to go stream.

01:11:33.840 Oh, okay.

01:11:34.460 Well, I'm just live on Rumble

01:11:35.600 doing a chill stream.

01:11:37.320 Oh.

01:11:38.100 What are you doing?

01:11:40.900 Nothing.

01:11:41.640 I'm bored.

01:11:42.840 You're bored?

01:11:43.800 Why, you want to get on stream?

01:11:48.220 Like, what do you mean?

01:11:49.700 Do you want to go on stream?

01:11:51.680 With you?

01:11:52.540 Yeah.

01:11:54.300 No.

01:11:54.620 So, what do you want to do?

01:11:58.760 No, I'm just...

01:11:59.500 I might watch you.

01:12:00.560 You should go live on Kik.

01:12:02.640 Nah, I've been going live.

01:12:04.080 Should I go live on Kik?

01:12:06.700 Yes.

01:12:07.680 Why?

01:12:09.580 Because I want to watch.

01:12:10.900 I don't have Rumble.

01:12:13.220 See, Rumble's for a specific...

01:12:15.000 I don't know if you're going to understand it.

01:12:16.440 Wait, did you see my...

01:12:22.900 The Twitter thing yesterday?

01:12:24.700 No.

01:12:24.960 I was watching it live.

01:12:26.120 What Twitter thing?

01:12:27.980 No, remember when I commented

01:12:29.180 that on your TikTok live?

01:12:30.980 What did you comment?

01:12:32.420 That you're 5'2".

01:12:33.580 Oh, yeah.

01:12:34.520 That I'm 5'2".

01:12:35.240 Yeah.

01:12:36.820 Well, you look good.

01:12:38.820 Okay.

01:12:39.800 Thanks.

01:12:41.160 So, wait, did you watch my stream yesterday?

01:12:43.060 Like, a little bit.

01:12:45.400 And then I fell asleep when you called.

01:12:47.360 You fell asleep during my stream?

01:12:49.920 Yes.

01:12:54.940 It was that boring?

01:12:58.980 No, I was just really tired.

01:13:01.940 What you been up to since I left New York?

01:13:07.140 My usual activity is just like...

01:13:10.060 You know?

01:13:11.980 Not much.

01:13:13.540 It's not much.

01:13:15.460 Well, I'll be back soon.

01:13:17.600 I might get an apartment in New York.

01:13:23.060 Why?

01:13:23.560 Because you miss me?

01:13:25.460 Yeah.

01:13:26.800 Okay.

01:13:30.660 How's school?

01:13:33.440 It's good.

01:13:34.320 Just like, stressful.

01:13:35.480 What do you think about the current economic state of society?

01:13:44.860 Is this a lot for me to think about?

01:13:46.880 Don't worry about it.

01:13:47.660 I'll think about that stuff.

01:13:49.320 Okay.

01:13:49.600 I'll go live on kick tomorrow.

01:13:51.140 I'm just going to have Michelle today.

01:13:51.760 I get the motivation part.

01:13:53.160 You helped me reach my peak wealth.

01:13:55.400 I could pull any female.

01:13:57.280 But the loneliness kind of corrupts you.

01:14:00.180 Watching your streams every day is really the only coping mechanism I have left in my life.

01:14:05.420 100% the only reason I haven't ended.

01:14:11.100 No, that's not true.

01:14:12.140 You haven't ended your life because there's a lot more to live for.

01:14:15.280 You're distracting yourself with the stream.

01:14:16.720 Find a purpose.

01:14:18.940 Find a drive.

01:14:19.540 Try to get inspired from this.

01:14:20.500 That's why we say long of love speech.

01:14:21.800 It's not just for the message, but you have to love life.

01:14:25.740 Love everything that we have.

01:14:28.100 You want to find purpose in here.

01:14:29.240 You want to find a community of people in here.

01:14:30.980 Maybe message to people that are in love speech and try to figure out that maybe they're in the same city or something.

01:14:34.940 Thank you.

01:14:46.720 Doc Bro didn't kill himself cause of a sneak-o screen rule.

01:14:56.220 Yeah, that's good, man.

01:14:58.500 Someone clip that.

01:14:59.260 Someone clip that.

01:15:00.640 That's good PR for me.

01:15:02.240 Let me...

01:15:02.720 Oh, man.

01:15:03.780 Man, am I fucked up?

01:15:04.960 Am I farming his almost suicide for a PR clip?

01:15:09.000 I am.

01:15:09.540 I am.

01:15:10.040 I am.

01:15:10.400 But no one knows her name, so you're good.

01:15:15.020 Damn, dude.

01:15:15.840 That's kind of dark.

01:15:17.720 Well...

01:15:18.720 I'm glad you were able to share that experience.

01:15:21.080 Fuck.

01:15:22.540 Chad, am I fucked up?

01:15:26.080 Am I fucked up?

01:15:36.580 It is what it is, man.

01:15:39.960 It is what it is, man.

01:15:41.260 It's a bit like roulette.

01:15:43.840 At least it's not the Russian guy.

01:15:44.940 Okay, that was an instantaneous metamorphosis.

01:15:50.340 This is bad.

01:15:51.280 Very bad.

01:15:54.680 When I imagined working in the field, I didn't expect it to be this icky.

01:15:58.200 I got to lock in, Dwayne.

01:16:04.640 I got to lock in.

01:16:11.820 Stop being so clip-farm brained.

01:16:13.540 Why do you think I'm still here after the cancellation, bro?

01:16:15.980 Because I know what the fuck I'm doing.

01:16:19.180 Because...

01:16:19.620 That's kind of fucked up.

01:16:22.140 What do you want me to do?

01:16:37.560 Stop the stream and cry for him?

01:16:38.860 I'm like...

01:16:39.660 Like, damn, they can do some push-ups.

01:16:42.280 And, uh...

01:16:42.880 Keep going, bro.

01:16:44.320 Keep going.

01:16:44.900 Send me a DM.

01:16:45.500 Real talk, though.

01:16:46.020 Send me a DM.

01:16:46.660 Why does this shit beat him like that?

01:17:13.620 Have we tried upgrading anything other than weapons?

01:17:15.800 Hmm.

01:17:17.620 Maybe not.

01:17:19.180 What's up, brother Sneeko?

01:17:21.240 You inspire me to grind harder.

01:17:23.820 Keep winning, Habibi.

01:17:25.220 Yes, sir.

01:17:26.420 Thanks, man.

01:17:28.040 Thanks, bro.

01:17:28.500 Cry on stream.

01:17:29.380 Chat, should I cry on stream for a clip?

01:17:31.080 Will that go viral on TikTok and get me more collabs?

01:17:34.160 And let people forget about all the JQing I've done?

01:17:44.240 Oh, shit.

01:17:45.800 That's what happens when you think you think you're going to a gunfight.

01:18:01.420 Insta-kid.

01:18:02.140 I'm always keen to expand my weapon portfolio.

01:18:11.680 Rank your top five content bitches, Sneeko.

01:18:14.380 Great.

01:18:15.040 Great idea.

01:18:15.860 Chat, rank it for me.

01:18:17.480 What do you think?

01:18:18.260 I just knew this was going to work out.

01:18:21.000 You rank them.

01:18:21.760 Are you trying to farm Allie for content?

01:18:29.240 No, she's cool.

01:18:31.200 She's cool.

01:18:36.720 Hang on, she got the chat moving just now.

01:18:39.020 Dot low safe to say that guy will never watch you again or TTS you for help them out base.

01:18:49.780 All right.

01:18:50.460 No, he probably laughed.

01:18:51.960 He probably laughed.

01:18:52.800 If he's watching my stream every day and not killing himself, he knows my sense of humor.

01:18:57.120 I mean, that actually means a lot.

01:19:00.300 Real talk, though.

01:19:01.260 If he's not just trolling, that's pretty cool.

01:19:05.580 Maya on top.

01:19:08.820 Maya, Mina, Allie.

01:19:10.220 Dot a guy like you needs a guy like me.

01:19:12.580 I know how to create apps, create instrumental music for your documentaries, edit videos, etc.

01:19:19.640 I am solo player on Discord.

01:19:22.460 So, me, um, chat, does anyone verify this guy?

01:19:26.040 Looking for more creative guys, sure.

01:19:32.340 If you really got it.

01:19:34.880 Dot letter from the Philippines?

01:19:37.200 Big Islam population there and a lot speak English.

01:19:40.240 I know, just annoying that Speed went there, bro.

01:19:44.020 And, like, that's the most, that's the really annoying thing is that he got Manny Pacquiao and he really shut it down.

01:19:49.080 And, like, I'm going to go and it's going to be not as good.

01:19:52.740 You know?

01:19:54.740 It's like fucking a chick and she's thinking about the alpha the whole time, you know?

01:19:59.400 And it's my, yeah, I'm joking.

01:20:01.240 Nah, I can do it because documentary is different.

01:20:04.740 But that actually is why I was planning to go to Southeast Asia on a tour.

01:20:08.340 And then Speed announced his.

01:20:09.980 And I'm like, oh, fuck, am I going?

01:20:12.400 I ain't going.

01:20:19.840 I wonder how Rumble Wipey's doing.

01:20:25.800 How, how is she doing?

01:20:27.040 I wonder how Rumble Wipey's doing.

01:20:27.260 How, how is she doing?

01:20:29.180 How was that?

01:20:44.920 Also, Jake Shields has a lot of UFC connections.

01:20:48.540 I can ask him more.

01:20:48.960 Continuing on from the previous Fieras point.

01:20:51.440 Aliyah Abdulaziz runs Dominance MMA Management org.

01:20:54.780 Ask Fieras to connect.

01:20:56.520 Ali is a loyal dude.

01:20:57.660 If you buddy with him, he will give you all the connects.

01:21:00.700 Anyways, lol.

01:21:01.620 Voting is not shirk.

01:21:02.940 Some dudes are yapping.

01:21:04.020 Okay.

01:21:05.000 Well, I just searched Rumble Wifey on my phone.

01:21:07.640 What is her name again?

01:21:10.220 What the fuck is her name?

01:21:11.420 I just searched Rumble Wifey on my phone.

01:21:17.440 Halako, you're gay.

01:21:18.340 Oh, I owe you money, by the way.

01:21:20.200 What is her name again?

01:21:21.880 Bro, what the fuck is her name?

01:21:23.700 Rumble Wifey.

01:21:35.220 Chad, dude, I'm asking you.

01:21:36.720 I'm asking you.

01:21:39.980 The white chick, yes.

01:21:41.920 Do you think that pissed off the, um, did you think that pissed off the white supremacist?

01:21:46.420 While I was doing streams with her and she's sitting next to me?

01:21:49.080 And, like, I'm, like, race mixing publicly?

01:21:50.940 I didn't even think about that.

01:21:55.280 She was awesome?

01:21:57.000 Tell me her name.

01:22:00.040 Fuck.

01:22:05.320 I don't know her name, bro.

01:22:09.420 Rumble Wifey.

01:22:11.660 Alright, dude.

01:22:17.520 Whatever.

01:22:20.940 Doctor name is Sidney.

01:22:34.680 Oh, there you go.

01:22:37.800 Damn, this gun is good.

01:22:39.600 For no packer punch?

01:22:44.680 Oh, my.

01:22:46.180 Oh, my.

01:22:47.600 Oh, fuck, no.

01:22:48.820 I'm surprised these mansions walk up right now.

01:23:00.140 Oh, nah.

01:23:01.640 Oh, I'm cooked.

01:23:05.240 That's it.

01:23:15.040 Fuck.

01:23:15.440 Fuck.

01:23:18.820 Dock Sneaker do letters form American states, like New York, Miami, Vegas.

01:23:34.460 People get inspired by good art.

01:23:36.860 Even that is a form of indirect dower, a Muslim appreciating America would open people's eyes.

01:23:42.540 That's far worse.

01:23:43.500 Yeah.

01:23:47.180 The letter from New Yorker, what's the story to tell?

01:23:51.320 Bosnia, like, you know.

01:23:53.020 Got your fucked up sneaker.

01:23:54.520 My final words on my letter would be because of you.

01:23:58.640 W?

01:24:01.960 Chad, is it or to be someone's suicide?

01:24:04.520 We do another World of Zoraz and Part 2 in China?

01:24:14.180 Could.

01:24:26.840 Ooh, we could get Royce Gracie on a stream, chat.

01:24:30.160 Could get Royce Gracie.

01:24:31.120 I would like to interview him.

01:24:39.780 Kick ban for out-platform behavior, I guess.

01:24:43.940 Fuck, I'm hungry.

01:24:45.860 I'm hungry.

01:24:57.440 Movie night?

01:24:58.180 Chad, you want to watch a movie?

01:24:58.960 Oh, more Cod.

01:25:18.360 Hungry shit.

01:25:19.200 Uh...

01:25:20.200 Let me get some, uh, Halal Tacos.

01:25:39.440 Uh...

01:25:39.600 Let me get some, uh, Halal Tacos.

01:25:43.440 Dot, you have to do a follow-up stream with Strickland.

01:25:59.200 He most likely changed his opinions about you.

01:26:02.100 Yeah, I know, bro.

01:26:02.720 I don't know.

01:26:03.020 Like, he's dubbing me, too, bro.

01:26:04.100 All these UFC fighters are just dubbing me now.

01:26:06.180 Bro, it's crazy.

01:26:06.680 See, I haven't spoken to Moffstar Evlov.

01:26:08.780 We were friends.

01:26:09.800 We haven't spoken to him once this year.

01:26:11.860 It's annoying, man.

01:26:13.020 I think it...

01:26:13.680 I don't know if it's a UFC thing, but...

01:26:15.240 Because I didn't say anything bad about him.

01:26:16.920 Like, there's no way I burned that bridge.

01:26:20.960 Yes, can you?

01:26:22.140 Yeah.

01:26:22.580 Yes.

01:26:23.160 Thank you.

01:26:24.260 Oh, she heard.

01:26:24.920 She's preparing me food.

01:26:26.800 W.

01:26:28.080 I just ordered tacos, too.

01:26:29.480 Oh, it's $62, bro.

01:26:41.580 You ruined his reputation.

01:26:43.080 No, I didn't.

01:26:45.500 Dot, I already message you often.

01:26:47.700 You know who I am, but I'd rather keep it anonymous, but thanks for the offer for the DMs.

01:26:52.580 I find it corny to speak about Kipio God's work.

01:26:57.000 Oh, appreciate that, bro.

01:26:59.480 Oh, appreciate that, bro.

01:27:01.780 Appreciate that, my G.

01:27:04.360 He said some shit on your stream that got backlash.

01:27:06.520 Yeah, I know, bro.

01:27:07.340 But come on.

01:27:18.580 Is that multiplayer?

01:27:19.660 Yeah.

01:27:21.080 Dude, I need to lower my expenses.

01:27:22.940 15K?

01:27:23.760 Yo, 15K for one week in New York is just criminal.

01:27:27.920 Criminal.

01:27:29.480 Criminal.

01:27:32.380 And all the fucking money I'm spending to...

01:27:34.960 I'm spending too much money, bro.

01:27:38.520 Do a community unbanned stream segment?

01:27:40.420 Let's do that.

01:27:41.580 Let's do that for tomorrow.

01:27:42.940 Good idea.

01:27:43.400 Yeah.

01:27:44.100 Good idea.

01:27:46.240 Good idea.

01:27:59.240 Have a nice one.

01:27:59.860 I'm happy to do that.

01:28:00.620 Let's do that.

01:28:02.020 Let's do that.

01:28:02.940 Good job.

01:28:04.460 la person so much.

01:28:05.080 Okay.

01:28:05.560 Good idea.

01:28:05.740 Good idea.

01:28:05.760 Good idea.

01:28:07.000 Last case.

01:28:08.640 I love you guys.

01:28:09.240 Good idea.

01:28:09.860 Good idea.

01:28:09.980 Good idea.

01:28:11.020 Good idea.

01:28:12.620 Just got a good text. Thank God, bro. Let's go. I can't tell you guys, but I just got a good text.

01:28:32.180 Dot, what was your expense for the Japan trip with RiceGum? You would always want to pay for everything.

01:28:37.820 Yeah, right? You know why I do that? Because I assume that people are going to do it back.

01:28:44.540 Like, I just assume, I think that if I offer, they'll be like, no, you got the last one, I'll get this one.

01:28:48.860 But then they just don't. And then I'm just paying for everything.

01:29:03.720 It wasn't Instagram or YouTube back. I wish it was. That wasn't the text.

01:29:07.820 Dot, do that Zoom meeting shit. It's funny ass. Pretend to be an alcoholic or something.

01:29:16.120 I know. My mom gets so mad at that stuff, though. My mom's like, look at you making fun. I can't believe you're...

01:29:23.120 These people are... You know? And I'm like, aww.

01:29:33.280 Yo.

01:29:37.820 I don't even know how to...

01:29:44.120 Do AI TTS?

01:29:53.600 If his...

01:29:54.280 Um...

01:29:55.180 RiceGum finesse you?

01:29:58.300 Yeah, it's just like, we already have so much money that it doesn't...

01:30:02.040 It seems unnecessary to me to finesse with that stuff.

01:30:04.800 You know?

01:30:05.440 I don't even think of it that way. If I'm having fun with my friends...

01:30:08.600 Or, I guess not friends, but...

01:30:10.600 Domination.

01:30:12.800 Crimson is taking the objective.

01:30:14.300 No witnesses.

01:30:15.700 Friendly, friendly.

01:30:18.900 Objective capture on the right.

01:30:20.900 We claim the advantage. Now hold it.

01:30:26.900 Losing Bravo.

01:30:30.700 Tally.

01:30:33.100 Losing B.

01:30:33.900 You got Mobstar cancelled with his marriage? Bro, he's the one who talked about it. What do you want me to...

01:30:40.200 Losing Bravo.

01:30:51.200 Losing B.

01:30:54.000 Dot had me. I've sent you a friend request. It's Cobra Tate him on multiplayer right now.

01:31:00.000 No, I'm not adding in Cobra Tate.

01:31:15.400 I think Tate probably had a really strong effect on Trump winning.

01:31:19.200 If you think about it.

01:31:20.300 Because one demographic that they dominated, that Trump dominated, was young men.

01:31:25.800 Way more than other elections, was young men.

01:31:27.940 And if you look for the past few years since Tate's become popular, that's the demographic that he dominated as well.

01:31:37.040 Oh, there's no fucking way this has happened to me, dude.

01:31:40.340 Oh wait, this is me.

01:31:42.340 Oh shit.

01:31:43.240 Stupid dumb nigga.

01:31:46.840 Oh fuck.

01:31:53.440 Why did I just press that?

01:31:57.940 Not me.

01:32:01.740 I said that again.

01:32:03.240 Did I get that?

01:32:27.840 Nope.

01:32:28.840 Fuck.

01:32:30.840 Oh, thank you so much.

01:32:55.440 Your body.

01:33:18.440 My choice.

01:33:25.440 What did I get?

01:33:27.440 Oh, she olives and cheese.

01:33:32.440 It's so good.

01:33:39.440 Thank you.

01:33:44.440 All right, guys.

01:33:51.440 This dude is...

01:33:58.440 This dude is...

01:34:13.440 This dude is...

01:34:14.440 This dude is...

01:34:15.440 This dude is...

01:34:20.440 This dude is...

01:34:27.440 This dude is...

01:34:29.440 This dude is...

01:34:31.440 This dude is...

01:34:33.440 This dude is...

01:34:40.440 I don't know.

01:34:42.440 This dude is...

01:34:43.440 And he's...

01:34:44.440 Oh

01:35:14.440 Enemy UAV inbound

01:35:16.440 Enemy UAV inbound

01:35:18.440 Oh my lord

01:35:30.440 Porkchip, shut up

01:35:36.440 Yo, um, team if you're in here, let's turn on AI TTS

01:35:38.440 Let's hear it turn on AI TTS

01:35:44.440 Dot, get the capture ready

01:36:10.440 Dot, do you really think there were 70k viewers

01:36:12.440 in Nick's chat?

01:36:14.440 And how?

01:36:16.440 Controlling bravo

01:36:18.440 Um, should we come out again?

01:36:20.440 Yeah

01:36:34.440 Dot when are you going back on fresh and fit after hours?

01:36:38.440 We need you back on

01:36:40.440 The time you came on and immediately roasted all the girls on the panel was the funniest

01:36:50.440 They don't invite me anymore

01:36:52.440 It's usually me inviting myself on

01:37:00.440 Dot Elon, Joe, and Tate won that election for Trump

01:37:04.440 I think Tate had a big impact on the election

01:37:06.440 And me

01:37:08.440 For real

01:37:10.440 I know you guys are going to say no, but

01:37:12.440 Look at these

01:37:16.440 Look at these weenies over here, bro

01:37:18.440 Holy shit

01:37:24.440 Dot, now I know why you thought of it

01:37:26.440 Wala-ee, I will goon to her

01:37:28.440 Please tell her do you have some dust on your mic

01:37:30.440 So I have some more goon content

01:37:32.440 I didn't know she was this hot

01:37:34.440 By the way she asked if you're Jewish

01:37:36.440 So she can get a big tip

01:37:38.440 Both tips, you know

01:37:40.440 Oh my god

01:37:50.440 Dot, is this the first time she did this?

01:37:52.440 If so, she sucks

01:37:56.440 Food, yeah, food the first time

01:38:04.440 Am I quicks... am I phase?

01:38:10.440 Good

01:38:20.440 Good

01:38:21.440 I did

01:38:22.440 I had a good workout this morning

01:38:23.440 First thing in the morning

01:38:24.440 Before Juma

01:38:30.440 I'm back in the gym, Brian

01:38:31.440 All I needed was one day for momentum

01:38:33.440 We're good to go now

01:38:40.440 All I needed was a real

01:38:50.440 Securing BE

01:38:54.480 Use it all KZ

01:38:55.420 Come on, peek out

01:38:56.440 Taking Bravo underway

01:38:59.380 How cold are those?

01:39:03.440 Ah

01:39:05.440 The supposed to be the PAA's best

01:39:07.380 Acturizing

01:39:08.440 I know I'm eating a lot bro look I'm eating my olives and so I just order my

01:39:21.700 lot so am I good don't wait she asked if you're Jewish bro spit the food out

01:39:41.500 you're about to be poison first ally now the may be careful they probably offered

01:39:45.940 the immigrant a green card to put some poison in your pork chips spit it out it

01:39:50.320 isn't worth it unless you hate I'm not these are really good

01:40:01.080 so welcome make sure to blur the screen in that way

01:40:20.320 there's no point if you don't track it shut up nerd

01:40:24.400 thank you

01:40:28.180 Watch your watch, y'all see me.

01:40:46.600 Give me theses run.

01:40:55.260 Can Robert come over?

01:41:05.200 Should I drink a can of Coke?

01:41:07.540 I'll have one.

01:41:16.200 Shut up.

01:41:19.340 Shut up.

01:41:20.560 Chats, do you like these chill streams or no?

01:41:22.700 You like these little maid chill streams?

01:41:25.260 What?

01:41:41.840 .sneko I spent my entire life searching for answers, today I found them.

01:41:47.760 Ha or co blurring clips because his goon substance is all over the females.

01:41:53.520 What?

01:41:53.760 Do you want to clear your name?

01:41:54.960 It's where it happens.

01:41:58.820 Dude, turn on that TTS, man.

01:42:02.240 TTS is like kryptonite to my, like whoever works for me just has a fucking nightmare with TTS.

01:42:06.920 This shit is the pill.

01:42:21.640 Call Letha.

01:42:22.160 You've been here the whole time.

01:42:23.080 I, I, I, I, it's called chill Friday stream the whole time.

01:42:26.600 What did you expect?

01:42:28.700 Alright, I'm relaxing right now.

01:42:30.000 I'm not going to scream.

01:42:31.840 The maids are here.

01:42:32.760 So be like, come on.

01:42:33.720 Alright, let me back in, let me, let me, let me check out.

01:42:45.480 Alright.

01:42:45.780 Alright, I'm getting shit on, bro.

01:43:04.680 My team called them back up to turn on the TTS.

01:43:23.320 Let's go.

01:43:24.200 They called them back up.

01:43:26.140 Dotways can't turn on TTS because he's playing COD instead of helping you, and Dippings is probably

01:43:50.200 YouTubing how to be a good employee, Bronson is asking other clippers to do his work for him like edit videos and do other tasks you ask him to do.

01:43:59.120 Yeah, that's crazy, bro.

01:44:00.220 That's crazy.

01:44:02.200 That is, that is pretty insane.

01:44:12.620 That is pretty crazy.

01:44:20.200 Chad, how many viewers does Waze have right now?

01:44:44.580 Oh!

01:44:50.200 Can you turn on the TTS, bros, for like 30 minutes, man?

01:44:59.220 God damn, bro!

01:45:10.160 That was ass.

01:45:11.320 Don't flip that.

01:45:12.680 Oh my god.

01:45:13.840 Fuck that, bro.

01:45:15.560 This game is for rednecks.

01:45:17.240 It actually kind of is.

01:45:20.200 I think I got a fucking break, dude.

01:45:37.200 Dot chill streams instead of rest days are a W.

01:45:40.600 You should do a stream with Bryce Hall the day of Power Slap, December 6th.

01:45:45.340 Content idea.

01:45:46.600 Public interviews asking how people feel a month after Trump got elected, plus boxing segment before.

01:45:53.940 Not a bad idea.

01:45:55.240 I mean, the last Power Slap was supposed to be with Bryce Hall, but then they didn't let me into the room.

01:46:00.380 Into the VIP section.

01:46:08.940 Fuck.

01:46:09.340 Never go to Power Slap again.

01:46:13.520 I kind of still want to go.

01:46:15.540 Is that Stockholm Syndrome?

01:46:27.000 I'm a master.

01:46:28.020 Holy shit.

01:46:28.680 Fuck.

01:46:30.340 Fuck.

01:46:30.680 Fuck.

01:46:31.180 Fuck.

01:46:31.680 Fuck.

01:46:32.180 Fuck.

01:46:32.680 Fuck.

01:46:32.760 Fuck.

01:46:33.180 Fuck.

01:46:33.260 Fuck.

01:46:33.760 Fuck.

01:46:34.260 Fuck.

01:46:34.760 Fuck.

01:46:35.260 Fuck.

01:46:35.760 Fuck.

01:46:36.260 Fuck.

01:46:36.760 Fuck.

01:46:37.260 Fuck.

01:46:37.760 Fuck.

01:46:38.260 Fuck.

01:46:38.760 Fuck.

01:46:39.260 Fuck.

01:46:48.860 Ask Gating for tickets.

01:46:49.740 I don't like asking people for favors, to be honest with you, bro.

01:46:53.660 I really don't like it.

01:47:02.380 Ask Eddie.

01:47:03.040 He can get you tickets.

01:47:05.240 Okay.

01:47:05.700 I'll ask Eddie.

01:47:06.560 I'll ask Eddie.

01:47:08.120 If that's actually true.

01:47:08.940 And I should have a good kill.

01:47:09.900 Good kill.

01:47:10.320 Good kill.

01:47:19.100 What the fuck's going on out there?

01:47:21.880 Tighten up and show some spines.

01:47:27.560 I need you.

01:47:27.840 I'm just getting shit on bro.

01:47:57.840 Doc do you know every single task you ask Bronjeet to do he has assigned clippers to do tasks

01:48:07.980 like edit videos get things ready etc I swear to god and he takes all the credit

01:48:13.020 all right now I need to keep track of that stuff more bro watch videos like okay oh dude I'm getting

01:48:24.740 angry now what what videos as is the AITTS on

01:48:54.740 right the AITTS I don't think it works on rumble or something whatever bro

01:49:10.740 alright it's my chill day

01:49:40.440 dude I'm not doing I'm not doing tiktok I'm not doing content today I'm chilling

01:49:51.960 how much more time do I have

01:49:57.180 turn the music off I know okay this is ass

01:50:05.520 is Brad playing

01:50:11.380 let me see

01:50:14.520 dot movie night suggestion eight mile

01:50:27.200 eight mile

01:50:39.740 um that's not a bad idea hold on me call is Brad playing

01:50:44.840 tell me

01:50:50.060 cod

01:50:52.920 Brad just got a collab with Hassan Piker he don't know you anymore did you really

01:51:08.800 wait

01:51:09.840 second

01:51:20.720 four night

01:51:21.500 I look and have her downloaded

01:51:24.920 what oh it's okay don't worry oh the halloween is that's trash no more spider yeah it's the

01:51:50.400 halloween spider trash all right let's play a different game i hate this music holy shit

01:52:17.520 activision why do you pick the most obnoxious like white kid monster energy music of all time

01:52:25.280 the scary game

01:52:37.280 um

01:52:47.520 should play with someone

01:52:52.320 which i play with uh but i want to get on i could get on zombies again i enjoy zombies a lot

01:53:00.720 i didn't even get food it's just chips and guac i got the i got chips and guac and olives and cheese

01:53:14.720 what was your top five favorite olympia interview in new york the first one always comes to mind

01:53:35.280 i think that the most memorable ones are the ones that i edited that are videos not the stream ones

01:53:39.760 there was one gay dude who said that he wished he wasn't born white and engine instruments

01:53:47.760 are dependable reference which first officer and captain appear out into the distance to find the

01:53:53.360 smooth clear way ahead august 31st 1988 oh

01:54:00.960 is it what oh yeah sure yeah no no it's okay wait someone's here someone's here oh no no no no i'll get

01:54:12.640 okay okay

01:54:20.240 oh

01:54:28.640 i

01:54:30.320 I'm hungry.

01:54:43.500 I'm hungry.

01:54:44.500 I'm hungry.

01:54:45.500 I'm hungry, hungry guy.

01:54:46.500 Look at this.

01:54:47.500 I forgot.

01:54:48.500 Good?

01:54:49.500 Yeah.

01:54:50.500 I forgot.

01:54:51.500 Oh my God.

01:54:54.500 Chad, I forgot I already ordered food.

01:54:59.040 I ordered two things and I- I'll eat a lot, I need to gain weight, I'm a skinny guy.

01:55:11.220 That was stupid.

01:55:12.220 The lady at the door, the creepiest look, I looked through the keyhole and she was like-

01:55:19.720 I need the PIN number.

01:55:23.140 I need the PIN.

01:55:28.640 Eat more?

01:55:29.640 Yeah, I know.

01:55:30.640 I do need to eat.

01:55:35.640 Okay, I'll put this down.

01:55:41.820 I can't believe I forgot that.

01:55:48.820 See, that's how you know it's up.

01:55:55.000 I'm gonna be full.

01:55:56.820 I'm gonna be full.

01:55:57.820 Ugh.

01:55:58.820 React to old videos?

01:55:59.820 Uh, mid mid mid.

01:56:00.820 JQ or shut up.

01:56:01.820 Should we do a movie?

01:56:02.820 We could do a movie.

01:56:03.820 Could do a movie.

01:56:04.820 We could do a movie.

01:56:05.820 We could do a movie.

01:56:06.820 We could do a movie.

01:56:07.820 Um, bro, you're a good dude.

01:56:11.820 No hijabis available?

01:56:12.820 Sorry.

01:56:13.820 Halalco, close your eyes.

01:56:14.820 What's a movie?

01:56:16.820 We could do a movie.

01:56:17.820 We could do a movie.

01:56:18.820 We could do a movie.

01:56:19.820 We could do a movie.

01:56:20.820 Um, bro, you're a good dude.

01:56:21.820 No hijabis available?

01:56:22.820 Sorry.

01:56:23.820 Halalco, close your eyes.

01:56:24.820 What's a movie?

01:56:25.820 What's a movie?

01:56:26.820 What's a good movie to watch, Chet?

01:56:27.820 Okay.

01:56:28.820 All for her food?

01:56:29.820 Yeah.

01:56:30.820 Are you, do you want some food?

01:56:31.820 Sorry?

01:56:32.820 Do you want to eat the food?

01:56:33.820 Okay.

01:56:34.820 Thank you.

01:56:35.820 You want it?

01:56:36.820 Okay.

01:56:37.820 Yeah?

01:56:38.820 Thank you.

01:56:39.820 This one, yeah.

01:56:40.820 You can have this.

01:56:41.820 This one here.

01:56:42.820 It's, uh.

01:56:43.820 Okay.

01:56:44.820 Okay.

01:56:45.820 Thank you.

01:56:46.820 You want it?

01:56:47.820 Yeah?

01:56:48.820 Thank you.

01:56:49.820 This one, yeah.

01:56:50.820 You can have this.

01:56:51.820 This one here.

01:56:52.820 It's, uh.

01:56:53.820 Okay.

01:56:54.820 Thank you.

01:56:55.820 Thank you.

01:56:56.820 Thank you.

01:56:57.820 Thank you.

01:57:00.820 Heidi.

01:57:03.820 WMAS chat.

01:57:04.820 See, that was good.

01:57:05.820 That was good.

01:57:06.820 Actually, I'll give them the tacos, too.

01:57:08.820 Thank you.

01:57:09.820 Also I have tacos as well.

01:57:11.820 Do you want tacos?

01:57:12.820 Very good.

01:57:13.820 Yeah.

01:57:14.820 They're really good, very good.

01:57:15.820 also i have uh i have tacos as well

01:57:24.620 they're really good very good

01:57:29.280 goodfellas i've seen goodfellas in so much actually you know what's funny i watched

01:57:48.400 on the plane i'm coming back from new york

01:57:50.900 get out you guys don't want a lot of people saying horror movie

01:57:59.380 lalko said tomorrow green book is an elite film

01:58:05.260 what is that green book

01:58:08.980 i haven't seen this

01:58:17.920 yeah i have oh this is not an elite film bro this is like a cringe

01:58:23.980 look races are getting along movie

01:58:26.480 cutie

01:58:29.920 twister

01:58:33.660 i haven't seen this

01:58:40.980 it was brand new

01:58:45.040 is this a horror movie

01:58:51.000 i don't actually know i shouldn't watch the trailer

01:58:56.100 follow me george janko's in it george janko i was supposed to do a podcast but never happened

01:59:08.780 um

01:59:12.440 interstellar that movie's way too long bro i want like a

01:59:16.520 is this movie already out

01:59:21.540 yeah you can rent it

01:59:24.520 slurred back into open plains

01:59:28.620 i haven't seen it

01:59:34.120 i'm gonna watch it's a new movie

01:59:36.660 sure

01:59:39.460 you guys in

01:59:40.960 the godfather good fellas

01:59:53.520 oh let me pee

02:00:01.500 i'm gonna go pee

02:00:02.660 life of pi that is a good one

02:00:04.960 life of pi is uh the bronson origin story

02:00:08.600 nice

02:00:13.940 i don't know

02:00:26.720 so

02:00:30.540 i don't know

02:00:31.060 i have no

02:00:31.540 hands

02:00:34.300 move

02:00:35.160 Thank you.

02:01:05.160 I'm such a cliff farmer, man.

02:01:21.440 I was immediately, as soon as I, the whole thing with the food, I was thinking about the good PR clips and immediately.

02:01:32.200 I don't know if it's bad.

02:01:33.320 I don't know if it's bad.

02:01:35.320 Nefarious, Ex Machina.

02:01:40.300 Ex Machina is really good.

02:01:41.580 I'm not a...

02:01:42.320 Watch a documentary.

02:01:45.560 That's a good idea.

02:01:46.420 Oh, wait.

02:01:46.800 Okay.

02:01:47.040 Yes, there was a documentary that I wanted to watch.

02:01:49.520 It was recommended by...

02:01:51.320 Okay.

02:01:51.800 Wait.

02:01:52.100 Yes.

02:01:52.320 It was a 70s documentary.

02:01:53.460 What was that movie I just saw?

02:02:01.300 Documentary would be good.

02:02:02.640 Kanye documentary.

02:02:04.600 I want to watch something that I want to watch, to be honest with you.

02:02:06.940 Like, so usually when we do movie night, I watch, like, some normie stuff so that you guys like it, but...

02:02:13.940 John Jones, Dana White relation.

02:02:16.880 Nope.

02:02:17.200 All right.

02:02:17.460 I'm trying to rebuild the bridge.

02:02:19.960 John McAfee documentary.

02:02:21.140 I've seen that.

02:02:21.820 Okay.

02:02:22.060 There was a documentary I wanted to see.

02:02:24.800 It was...

02:02:25.340 Oh, okay.

02:02:25.640 It was inspired by Gaspar No Way.

02:02:34.920 Yeah.

02:02:35.360 I like this director, Gaspar No Way, a lot, bro.

02:02:41.040 He's a weirdo, dude, but...

02:02:52.640 You just got the...

02:02:53.460 Oh, Nody just went out.

02:02:54.500 Hey, Rumble Nody, what's up?

02:02:55.420 We're about to do movie night.

02:02:57.000 We're about to do movie night.

02:02:58.200 Four Lions.

02:02:59.000 Oh, my God.

02:02:59.460 Do you guys recommend the same movie every single day?

02:03:03.000 Everyone spam me Europa.

02:03:04.300 Dude, oh, my...

02:03:05.320 No.

02:03:07.780 I get it.

02:03:08.500 I get it.

02:03:08.560 Christ maxed.

02:03:12.520 Europa.

02:03:15.180 Jews.

02:03:16.600 Jews.

02:03:20.880 Climax is a great movie.

02:03:21.820 It was, man.

02:03:23.620 That was...

02:03:24.280 I would be down to watch Climax.

02:03:28.660 I'm down.

02:03:30.040 I've seen it before.

02:03:31.440 We can't watch Irreversible because that movie's...

02:03:33.500 That's one of the most brutal movies.

02:03:34.760 I've seen it twice, but you guys are not going to like it.

02:03:39.560 Whiplast for motivation.

02:03:40.860 Seen that a million times.

02:03:42.020 Enter the Void.

02:03:48.760 Void text.

02:03:50.280 We can't watch Love.

02:03:51.720 There's one...

02:03:52.140 He has like a straight-up porn movie, dude.

02:03:55.920 Midsommar.

02:03:56.320 I've seen all these movies.

02:03:58.700 I wonder what's better now.

02:04:00.620 All right.

02:04:00.900 Halako's saying Hacksaw Ridge.

02:04:02.200 I have not seen that.

02:04:16.180 All right.

02:04:17.240 I haven't seen this one.

02:04:18.580 Who directed it?

02:04:20.320 Is it Mel Gibson?

02:04:21.040 Oh, it is?

02:04:23.540 All right.

02:04:23.820 Bet.

02:04:24.020 We're watching it.

02:04:24.740 Watching it.

02:04:26.000 We're watching it.

02:04:26.600 This is the movie.

02:04:30.620 The Big Short.

02:04:33.420 Nah.

02:04:33.840 We're watching Hacksaw Ridge.

02:04:34.940 I've seen Big Short.

02:04:35.920 I want to watch a movie I haven't seen before.

02:04:37.420 So, here we go.

02:04:42.540 Good recommendation to Halako.

02:04:43.780 I hope it is.

02:04:44.920 But, no.

02:04:45.200 It's...

02:04:45.680 Mel Gibson's one of the best directors, bro.

02:04:47.860 If you...

02:04:48.260 One movie I would love to do is by Mel Gibson, Apocalypto.

02:04:53.260 Holy shit.

02:04:53.980 That movie's good.

02:04:56.560 Or, you know, we could do...

02:04:57.540 Oh, we could Griff Christians and watch Passion of the Christ.

02:05:00.720 I haven't seen Passion of the Christ.

02:05:02.040 I haven't seen Passion of the Christ.

02:05:07.420 Everyone's seen it?

02:05:12.160 Serbian film?

02:05:13.000 No.

02:05:15.400 Watch the trailer.

02:05:16.220 I don't like watching trailers because it just spoils the whole fucking thing.

02:05:23.660 All right.

02:05:24.100 Let's get it.

02:05:26.520 Does it show?

02:05:28.140 I just got scammed, bro.

02:05:30.100 It shows on my screen.

02:05:31.300 It doesn't show on yours.

02:05:32.080 That's so fucking annoying.

02:05:34.040 All right.

02:05:34.600 I got it.

02:05:35.540 Someone sent me a link.

02:05:37.420 Here we go.

02:06:07.420 That's fine.

02:06:10.800 I'll just put it.

02:06:19.880 Fine like that?

02:06:24.360 Chat, is everything good?

02:06:30.220 All right.

02:06:30.600 Halal Colors.

02:06:31.180 Better be good.

02:06:31.740 Lock in.

02:06:32.560 Hacksaw Ridge.

02:06:33.200 It's a World War II movie.

02:06:39.080 Hacksaw Ridge, directed by Mel Gibson.

02:06:56.960 W.

02:06:57.400 W.

02:06:57.580 Everyone's shitting on Halal Colors now.

02:07:06.860 Relax, bro.

02:07:07.620 Just relax.

02:07:08.100 I don't know.

02:07:38.100 I don't know.

02:08:08.100 I don't know.

02:08:38.080 That sounds like Halalco doing that accent of an American.

02:08:40.900 Hang on.

02:08:42.840 Hang on, Desmond.

02:08:45.480 We're gonna get you out of here.

02:08:48.020 Straight from Alabama.

02:08:52.120 I don't know.

02:08:53.120 You're gonna cook right now, Angola.

02:09:04.120 Oh, Marco, you're gonna cook right now, Angola.

02:09:08.020 Wait up.

02:09:08.640 Catch up.

02:09:10.940 Wait up.

02:09:11.780 I got something to tell you.

02:09:13.300 Forrest Gump.

02:09:15.460 Say the N word.

02:09:17.020 What, Al?

02:09:19.440 Brace you to be top.

02:09:20.980 Oh, my God.

02:09:22.200 Oh, my God.

02:09:25.560 Ha, ha, ha, ha.

02:09:27.180 Woo.

02:09:27.920 We're having fun.

02:09:31.580 Run, Forrest.

02:09:34.180 We're Southern boys having fun in the outdoors.

02:09:36.660 Green screen.

02:09:52.620 This is a green screen, by the way.

02:09:57.140 Hey, get away from that ledge, you damn fool, kids.

02:10:03.180 You're gonna break your neck.

02:10:06.520 It's them Doss kids.

02:10:08.420 Crazy as their old man.

02:10:10.140 Crazy kids.

02:10:11.160 Crazy white boys running outside and shit.

02:10:13.580 They dug up the corner of Jackson and Maine.

02:10:23.960 Putting in the sidewalk.

02:10:26.240 Sidewalk.

02:10:26.960 Oh, look, it's the guy from the Matrix and the elf from...

02:10:29.140 You boys wouldn't recognize it.

02:10:30.020 What are the rings?

02:10:36.540 Pull one out.

02:10:38.860 It's like a duh.

02:10:39.680 And you, I doubt they'd recognize you.

02:10:43.580 But they already know me when I walk by them.

02:10:49.720 It's like I died with you.

02:10:57.460 It's like we boys never existed.

02:11:04.280 They're drunk, they had real fucking shit.

02:11:08.440 Drunk, bleeding on the grate.

02:11:09.860 That's all I got for you today.

02:11:13.580 Why did he have that napkin on him?

02:11:17.300 He just had that napkin ready for that...

02:11:19.720 He's gonna punch a kid.

02:11:32.260 Lock him with your right, Desmond.

02:11:34.180 Stop it.

02:11:36.100 Do you hear me?

02:11:38.520 What are they fighting about?

02:11:39.980 Now, when they ever need a reason.

02:11:41.540 Hey, Tom, do...

02:11:42.640 Why stop them?

02:11:44.260 Save me whipping them both.

02:11:45.540 This way I just whip the one that wins.

02:11:51.180 Tom?

02:11:51.960 Oh, nah.

02:11:53.360 Oh, nah, bro.

02:11:56.320 Tom!

02:11:56.940 Wake up.

02:11:57.480 Can you hear me?

02:11:57.940 Oh, nah.

02:11:58.180 What the hell are you doing?

02:11:59.720 He can't hear me.

02:12:03.520 Get some ice.

02:12:06.220 Oh, nah.

02:12:07.600 You tweak him, bro.

02:12:08.960 You see that basket?

02:12:09.880 I got it.

02:12:11.780 Is he breathing?

02:12:14.420 Al?

02:12:15.820 Al, you hear me?

02:12:16.960 No blood?

02:12:17.760 No bro...

02:12:18.320 Look at his face.

02:12:19.880 You sick fuck.

02:12:22.560 Jesus.

02:12:23.080 I'm alive.

02:12:23.500 Yo, bro saw red.

02:12:29.640 Come on, pal.

02:12:31.440 Come on, pal.

02:12:32.420 Come on.

02:12:33.060 He's got it, baby.

02:12:35.040 Sal?

02:12:38.220 Come on, baby.

02:12:49.260 Sneak over Strickland part two.

02:12:53.500 What do you think you're doing?

02:13:01.540 I'm gonna have to beat you now.

02:13:04.800 You know the rules.

02:13:08.800 You hear me, Desmond?

02:13:12.600 Desmond!

02:13:13.580 Tom, stop.

02:13:15.100 What's that gonna teach the boy?

02:13:16.980 He's violent enough already.

02:13:19.380 Okay, fine.

02:13:20.400 You go smother him in kisses.

02:13:21.980 You tell him the world's a soft and gentle place.

02:13:25.480 He got away with that?

02:13:29.720 Al's gonna be okay.

02:13:32.940 Well, you bricked him in the fucking head.

02:13:42.940 Hey.

02:13:48.020 I could've killed him.

02:13:49.920 Yeah.

02:13:50.240 Yes, you could have.

02:13:52.740 Murder, it's the worst sin of all.

02:13:55.640 And to take another man's life,

02:13:57.240 that is the most egregious sin in the world's sight.

02:14:00.960 Nothing hurts his heart so much.

02:14:02.840 Well, he probably has brain damage.

02:14:19.340 aide

02:14:35.220 Mama?

02:14:36.220 why does he hate us so much oh he don't hate us

02:14:54.780 hates himself sometimes damn your daddy tonight that ain't the real him

02:15:04.220 i wish he knew him like i did before the war

02:15:10.220 praise the lord praise the lord let the people rejoice

02:15:17.220 come to the father through jesus the son

02:15:24.220 and give him the glory great things he has done

02:15:32.220 how'd we sound desmond like a heavenly host angels mom

02:15:36.220 now you know it's a sin to tell a lie especially in this place

02:15:40.220 well i ain't never said they were saying angels

02:15:43.220 you could tell he's a british guy doing a southern accent

02:15:47.220 what's going on out there desmond

02:15:53.220 dude what is with this town

02:15:57.220 why do they squeeze it in movies

02:16:03.220 oh no time joshua pick up quick okay

02:16:07.220 what you mean no time

02:16:09.220 is he gonna fuck him

02:16:13.220 you're gonna be fine now you're gonna be fine

02:16:27.220 you're in good hands

02:16:30.220 what do you got here

02:16:32.220 it's a separate artery get some sutures

02:16:34.220 put some pressure on it

02:16:35.220 should you apply this tourniquet

02:16:36.220 yes sir

02:16:37.220 nice work you might have saved this boy's life

02:16:39.220 you staying with us

02:16:41.220 you're gonna be okay

02:16:42.220 what's your name time

02:16:44.220 now he feels better about the brick

02:16:47.220 you're gonna be fine

02:16:48.220 yeah

02:16:49.220 yeah surgery

02:16:50.220 okay stay with it

02:16:51.220 you're gonna be okay

02:16:52.220 you feel pain

02:16:53.220 you're not

02:16:56.220 you stay with us

02:16:58.220 okay

02:17:00.220 can you heal this

02:17:02.220 you're not gonna be

02:17:03.220 right

02:17:05.220 ok

02:17:06.220 so

02:17:08.220 that's not

02:17:10.220 ok

02:17:11.220 ok

02:17:12.220 ok

02:17:13.220 okay

02:17:14.220 ok

02:17:15.220 ok

02:17:16.220 Maya?

02:17:46.220 Army physicals that way. This is for giving blood.

02:18:02.480 Nigga horny at the blood station.

02:18:06.480 Are you alright?

02:18:09.540 Oh no, that's not mine.

02:18:12.160 I'm fine.

02:18:13.340 I'm just a good person.

02:18:14.460 Thank you for asking.

02:18:15.060 I saved somebody.

02:18:16.220 What do you need?

02:18:22.080 Your number.

02:18:23.900 My belt.

02:18:28.340 I lent it to the boy who had the accident.

02:18:31.480 My pants don't hold up so good without it.

02:18:35.160 Well, I don't have your belt.

02:18:38.020 No, I know that man is out there. It's right out there with the boy still.

02:18:41.540 Okay. I'm just here to take blood.

02:18:45.560 I'll give you mine.

02:18:48.540 Okay.

02:18:49.580 I go to that room over there and wait with the others.

02:18:51.740 I'll call you.

02:18:56.040 What is that?

02:18:56.640 Yo.

02:18:57.940 That, that room.

02:18:59.120 Come on, I do way better than that.

02:19:07.300 Myron would get mad at him for simping.

02:19:08.880 Yeah, I don't know what's going on, Mr.

02:19:11.560 Name.

02:19:14.000 But my friends call me Desmond.

02:19:15.540 No, ma'am.

02:19:15.900 It's my first time.

02:19:16.540 You like birds?

02:19:23.780 I always dreamed about being a doctor, but, uh, didn't get much school.

02:19:30.720 You might be a little dizzy when we're done.

02:19:36.100 Is somebody picking you up?

02:19:38.640 No, ma'am.

02:19:39.320 I'm walking back.

02:19:41.000 Where do you live?

02:19:43.000 Nice.

02:19:43.380 This guy's creeping me out.

02:19:57.940 Put some pressure here.

02:20:00.620 You okay?

02:20:02.120 Yeah.

02:20:07.220 Where are you going looking all spruced and nice?

02:20:10.700 Met someone yesterday.

02:20:12.520 Nurse over at the hospital.

02:20:13.840 Her name's Dorothy Schutte.

02:20:14.720 I'm going to marry her.

02:20:15.360 Goodness, does she know that?

02:20:17.320 Well, not yet.

02:20:18.060 She's about to.

02:20:19.400 Have you ever even spoken to a woman?

02:20:21.740 I mean, one that's not family?

02:20:23.680 Spoke to her?

02:20:25.960 Well, in that case, come give your brother a big hug.

02:20:29.040 Remember when he bricked him in the head?

02:20:32.780 Wish me luck, mama.

02:20:34.880 Good luck.

02:20:37.280 Is that Dean?

02:20:38.440 I'm about to marry a girl, little man, one time at the hospital.

02:20:46.920 I'm just going to walk through the woods and look at a bird's leaf.

02:20:50.540 Fucking sped.

02:20:52.080 This is a fucking psycho, bro.

02:20:53.360 Ripped his brother in the head.

02:20:55.860 Retard walking through the woods.

02:20:58.980 Giggling at birds and shit.

02:21:00.540 I hope you get hit by a car.

02:21:02.660 Fucking hate this guy, bro.

02:21:08.440 Yeah, bitch ass.

02:21:10.140 They're going to the hospital to try to get pussy.

02:21:12.580 People are really going there because they do shit.

02:21:14.640 Grab a seat.

02:21:16.140 You ever given blood before?

02:21:17.540 That does look like Sonny.

02:21:22.100 You're the belt man.

02:21:23.860 Desmond, yes ma'am.

02:21:25.440 Well, Desmond, we can't take your blood two days in a row.

02:21:28.400 That's good.

02:21:29.120 I came to get mine back.

02:21:30.720 You what?

02:21:31.540 My blood.

02:21:32.080 I need a bag.

02:21:34.220 Well, it don't work like that.

02:21:35.620 We can't just give it back to you.

02:21:37.160 Well, you got to.

02:21:39.180 Ever since you stubbed me with that needle,

02:21:40.880 my heart's been beating real fast.

02:21:42.980 Every time I speak about you, it beats faster still.

02:21:47.320 I've never heard that one before.

02:21:49.160 It's pretty corny.

02:21:50.800 It is.

02:21:52.500 But it's a shame.

02:21:53.520 I don't practice that all night.

02:21:55.960 No good?

02:21:58.140 Ugh.

02:21:59.220 I don't say that.

02:22:04.120 Ugh.

02:22:04.520 Take her to the movies.

02:22:11.520 Yeah, nigga.

02:22:12.520 Yeah.

02:22:13.400 Bitch out, nigga.

02:22:14.300 Yeah.

02:22:15.740 Fuck, boy.

02:22:16.760 Yeah.

02:22:17.180 Get in there.

02:22:19.000 Get in there.

02:22:19.900 Fuck, nigga.

02:22:20.480 What's the difference between an artery and a vein?

02:22:25.880 What are you talking about?

02:22:27.680 The boy's accident.

02:22:28.600 Oh, just, she wants the head.

02:22:31.720 Arteries spur blood.

02:22:34.920 And veins?

02:22:37.960 Bleed.

02:22:38.520 I think you need to practice your boy-girl date

02:22:44.160 and talk at home before you come out.

02:22:46.580 Yeah, probably do.

02:22:47.400 I don't give you a fuck if you got in there.

02:22:51.680 This is what I hate about movies

02:22:52.780 is that they do this charming, endearing,

02:22:54.880 like, autistic faggot riz all the time,

02:22:57.380 and it always really works.

02:22:59.080 It doesn't work in real life.

02:23:00.540 She'll think, she's gonna think you're a fag

02:23:02.680 if you do this.

02:23:04.240 If you're just, like, giggling and bubble it around.

02:23:06.080 I practice this in the mirror.

02:23:09.660 But I don't know what to do.

02:23:11.540 She's not safe anymore.

02:23:12.700 I don't want to date me.

02:23:18.940 I'm blood.

02:23:28.700 Another medical question, perhaps?

02:23:31.340 No, I just think you're the prettiest thing

02:23:33.540 I've ever seen.

02:23:36.300 That's because I'm sitting in the dark.

02:23:41.440 No.

02:23:42.700 They're just beautiful.

02:23:44.920 You need to watch this.

02:24:14.900 That's where you're going.

02:24:27.820 I'm sorry.

02:24:28.600 I didn't think you'd mind.

02:24:30.520 You didn't ask.

02:24:32.900 I thought you might have liked it.

02:24:34.760 Well, I might have if you'd asked.

02:24:36.120 You coming?

02:24:48.000 You coming?

02:24:48.040 Why didn't you say nothing to us?

02:25:16.140 Because you would have tried and talked me out of it

02:25:18.060 and I know what I'm doing is right.

02:25:19.600 What about his commandment?

02:25:21.680 It's not killing in a war.

02:25:23.900 It's protecting loads of boys from our church going.

02:25:26.780 There's a war.

02:25:28.020 And they need men.

02:25:29.660 I'm working in a paper mill.

02:25:30.780 I ain't gonna save this country.

02:25:31.680 Looks like a movie star.

02:25:43.440 They just look racist, don't they?

02:25:47.520 Nice uniform.

02:25:50.400 Good hat.

02:25:51.160 John, odds he says that and the hard R before the end of the movie.

02:25:56.620 Reminds me of how Artie Giddens looked in his uniform when we went to France.

02:26:02.720 Remember him?

02:26:03.640 Don't talk.

02:26:04.420 What?

02:26:07.240 I'm not just saying how snappy Artie looked in his uniform.

02:26:12.160 All you girls certainly seem to think so.

02:26:14.740 He had them flocking to him.

02:26:16.260 He was most proud.

02:26:23.380 I just hope that when all hell gets shot, it's through the front of his jacket.

02:26:28.080 Like a simple entry wound.

02:26:29.580 Not much mass.

02:26:31.500 Artie got hit in the back.

02:26:33.080 It blew most of his guts and intestines out.

02:26:35.340 His front awful everywhere.

02:26:38.940 Oh, no.

02:26:40.200 Wrecked his uniform entirely.

02:26:46.080 It was lucky he was dead, so he never knew how awful his uniform looked.

02:26:51.400 Get a grip, old man.

02:26:54.120 Get a grip, old man.

02:26:55.700 Get out of my sight.

02:26:59.580 Pre-crash out.

02:27:13.200 Yeah, I thought he was going to flip the table.

02:27:14.360 Okay.

02:27:29.580 What are you, part mountain goat?

02:27:58.260 Are you going to help me, Desmond Doss?

02:28:03.020 Or are you just going to leave me stranded?

02:28:08.960 He just looks retarded everywhere.

02:28:11.380 Like, did they need to make every southern guy just a Forrest Gump retard?

02:28:17.400 What?

02:28:18.880 A kiss.

02:28:19.360 That is pure blackmail.

02:28:23.980 Well, yes, ma'am, it is.

02:28:25.360 But that is.

02:28:27.740 Look at his fucking stupid face.

02:28:31.060 His stupid fucking face, bro.

02:28:33.500 Like, this retard is not getting no pussy ever.

02:28:37.940 And the reason I'm so mad is because if you're, like, a kid and you watch this, you think this is how you're supposed to rizz up girls.

02:28:44.260 You think this is the game.

02:28:46.180 Just being this ditzy faggot running around, goofy, smiling.

02:28:49.660 Fuck.

02:28:51.540 Fuck.

02:28:55.600 That's deep.

02:28:58.240 I'm going to hold you to it.

02:29:13.000 Hold on now.

02:29:13.980 You ain't going to slap me, are you?

02:29:19.060 Because I'll fall off.

02:29:19.980 I'm going to take you with me.

02:29:21.960 Kiss me and find out.

02:29:30.480 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

02:29:31.400 Hello, Cole.

02:29:32.020 What the fuck am I watching, my nigga?

02:29:34.200 The fuck are we watching, bro?

02:29:43.980 That looked like the AI of when, like, they make Jake Future and Kevin kiss because they're sitting next to each other.

02:30:07.840 They don't even look real.

02:30:09.200 Who the fuck kisses like that?

02:30:10.680 Oh, my God, bro.

02:30:32.960 I hate them.

02:30:34.040 I have to enlist.

02:30:37.920 I can't stay here while all them go fight.

02:30:40.220 Oh, she's getting fucked.

02:30:41.600 She's going to get fucked.

02:30:43.520 I won't be a medic.

02:30:44.960 I figure I'll be saving people, not killing them.

02:30:51.440 I have to go to work.

02:30:52.540 I'm going to be late.

02:30:56.260 Hey.

02:30:58.020 Dorothy.

02:30:59.140 Dorothy.

02:31:00.440 Dorothy.

02:31:00.720 Dorothy.

02:31:03.780 So, are you going to ask me to marry you or what?

02:31:05.820 I don't know.

02:31:09.560 You're still going to have me.

02:31:10.500 I wouldn't know.

02:31:11.920 You haven't asked.

02:31:13.720 Well, I'm asking you.

02:31:16.840 With all my heart and insight, will you marry me?

02:31:19.080 You don't have a ring, dumbass.

02:31:21.300 Yes, I will.

02:31:22.040 All right, yeah.

02:31:28.340 You take a bitch to the fucking woods and then she marries you.

02:31:31.380 Really?

02:31:32.380 And you see a Nazi movie.

02:31:33.960 I should get your first leave.

02:31:35.240 But I still don't like you at this moment.

02:31:36.960 Imagine if it was like that.

02:31:38.120 Like, you could get a 9 out of 10 after buying her some popcorn,

02:31:43.320 bringing her to a Nazi film,

02:31:45.280 and kissing her no consent on a rock.

02:31:48.980 This is what it's like?

02:31:51.300 Is this what white people say when they want to make America great again?

02:31:55.360 Once you get a 9 out of 10,

02:31:57.980 you just be a simp, faggot retard.

02:32:00.660 I'm a Dorothy.

02:32:04.280 And then you're just set.

02:32:07.440 And she's not even going to cheat on you when you're in the army.

02:32:11.080 Yeah.

02:32:12.280 Okay.

02:32:13.060 Okay.

02:32:14.220 Okay, well, I love you.

02:32:15.600 Shh.

02:32:16.080 Shh.

02:32:16.140 Shh.

02:32:16.200 Shh.

02:32:16.220 Shh.

02:32:16.240 Shh.

02:32:17.220 Shh.

02:32:17.240 Shh.

02:32:17.260 Shh.

02:32:17.280 Shh.

02:32:17.300 Shh.

02:32:17.340 Shh.

02:32:17.360 Shh.

02:32:18.660 Shh.

02:32:28.880 Mama said come see you here.

02:32:31.640 Yeah.

02:32:36.540 These three were my best friends.

02:32:39.980 I grew up with them.

02:32:42.560 I got into trouble with them, chased girls with them.

02:32:45.820 And enlisted with them.

02:32:48.660 now my friends are there covered in dirt and grass and eaten by worms I don't

02:32:59.500 want to have to visit my sons here daddy I signed up already I hit him hit him

02:33:08.060 I couldn't do otherwise brick him brick him everybody else is doing everybody

02:33:13.600 else like everybody else jumps in does things quick without thinking like the

02:33:20.020 damn it fools we were you know and soldiers who live they live because they

02:33:25.540 can do that you can't like you gotta sit and think and pray about everything look

02:33:32.920 at you you're doing it right now you won't be able to live with yourself if

02:33:37.060 you go no I won't be able to live with myself if I don't I'm gonna be a medic

02:33:41.500 that's gonna be my way to search see there you go thinking it all out but

02:33:46.960 you figure this war is just going to fit in with you your ideas well I know I

02:33:52.780 don't doubt it's gonna be hard it won't be hard it'll be impossible you know

02:33:59.620 whatever beliefs you have and your crazy head now they won't ever play out it

02:34:04.300 don't work that way and if by some miracle chance you survive you won't be given no

02:34:10.600 thanks to God no sure no sure oh my god

02:34:19.060 I almost forgot I want you to have this let's go it's not it's my Bible you keep it right here where I'll be it's my Bible

02:34:40.060 I love you

02:34:50.520 my Bible

02:34:54.900 um Haram she's manipulating the Bible

02:35:03.340 come home to me Desmond Ross I love you

02:35:12.800 this movie's project 2025

02:35:18.080 my friend

02:35:22.460 what the fuck

02:35:25.540 I got me a bump to you

02:35:28.540 do I have to case in your deformity every time I walk to my bed

02:35:44.540 He spotted an injury, my friend.

02:35:47.520 What the f...

02:35:48.580 You okay there?

02:35:49.980 Look lost.

02:35:51.220 You can see right here.

02:35:53.040 Like, what the fuck?

02:35:54.520 He's got views of the mountains, down to the lake.

02:35:57.300 Randall Fuller.

02:35:59.680 Desmond Off.

02:36:00.920 Call him Teach.

02:36:02.260 No one understands the word he says.

02:36:04.060 That's because no one else here can read.

02:36:06.240 The testicles there belong to a man calling himself Hollywood.

02:36:09.440 Yeah, well, they look like they belong to a smaller guy.

02:36:11.620 A smaller guy.

02:36:18.940 Hey, uh...

02:36:20.060 Where's Noah?

02:36:20.700 Where are you from?

02:36:22.180 Virginia.

02:36:22.780 From Brooklyn.

02:36:24.000 You know your first cousin?

02:36:26.020 I'm just joking.

02:36:28.060 I'm just joking.

02:36:29.580 That Smitty over there whipping Kaczynski's ass.

02:36:31.800 Like you were doing any better, Chowderhead?

02:36:33.380 Hey, I didn't want to embarrass you.

02:36:35.400 Paul Kaczynski, nice to meet you.

02:36:37.200 Hey, Beanpole.

02:36:38.540 What'd you say your name was?

02:36:40.340 Desmond Doss.

02:36:41.620 That's Tex Lewis over there.

02:36:45.340 Think she's some kind of cowboy.

02:36:46.960 And, uh, Vito Ranelli.

02:36:48.420 Now, he may be small, but he is a bulldog.

02:36:50.540 Hey, bulldog.

02:36:51.660 Desmond.

02:36:52.340 Oh, hey.

02:36:53.500 This handsome guy right here is, uh, Lucky Ford.

02:36:55.800 Hey.

02:36:56.320 That's Walker and Pinnick over there pretending they're card shopping.

02:36:59.140 Hey.

02:36:59.560 Oh, I'm a New York accent.

02:37:01.060 I'm from Red Hook.

02:37:01.740 I don't say Brooklyn.

02:37:02.480 I say Red Hook.

02:37:03.260 Bull, bull, bull, bull.

02:37:04.660 Oh, hey.

02:37:05.380 All right, I didn't even hear that.

02:37:06.800 I'm not talking too much.

02:37:08.060 Bulldog.

02:37:08.940 Hey.

02:37:09.520 Desmond.

02:37:09.800 Like, this scene just fucking sucks, bro.

02:37:12.420 This doesn't happen.

02:37:14.020 This thing where, like, ten white dudes, this fucking, the whole scene does not happen.

02:37:18.900 Hey, oh, just introduced, come on, new fresh meat.

02:37:22.060 And he's nervous walking in.

02:37:24.220 The knife on the floor.

02:37:25.560 Oh, his balls is too big for his head, hey.

02:37:29.240 You're from Virginia.

02:37:30.340 But the boo-bab-ba-doob-do.

02:37:32.420 This handsome guy right here is, uh, Lucky Ford.

02:37:34.780 Hey.

02:37:35.080 Hey, oh.

02:37:35.600 That's Walker and Pinnick over there pretending they're card shopping.

02:37:38.100 No, pipe down, Greaser, right?

02:37:39.600 Unless you want to put your money where your mouth is.

02:37:43.400 Oh, hey.

02:37:44.900 Old, uh, good book, right?

02:37:47.780 Sorry.

02:37:48.160 I think, uh, I think Lucky's got a good book, right, Lucky?

02:37:51.560 It's a good read.

02:37:55.200 Attention!

02:37:57.320 Line up!

02:37:58.180 Move it!

02:37:59.300 Let's go!

02:38:00.080 Move it!

02:38:00.740 Move it!

02:38:02.040 Yo, take the knife out of your foot.

02:38:09.360 Yo, Mel Gibson, you was tweaking.

02:38:11.100 Vince Vaughn!

02:38:31.240 You are a very strange-looking individual, if you don't mind me saying so, Private.

02:38:35.580 Name.

02:38:36.440 Andy Walker.

02:38:37.760 How long have you been dead, son?

02:38:39.620 Sir?

02:38:40.480 I am not, sir!

02:38:42.020 I am Sergeant Howell or Sarge!

02:38:44.460 Sir, are you safe or useless people?

02:38:48.760 Name is Ghoul, you say?

02:38:50.360 Walker.

02:38:51.480 Sergeant!

02:38:52.280 Ghoul, it is.

02:38:53.300 Yes, Sergeant!

02:39:01.240 There's something off in your presentation, Private.

02:39:13.140 Can't place it.

02:39:15.240 Is it your hair?

02:39:17.780 Is it the wrinkle in your trousers?

02:39:20.300 I have a knife in my foot, Sergeant.

02:39:22.920 Oh, yes.

02:39:24.020 Of course.

02:39:25.060 That's it.

02:39:25.600 The knife.

02:39:26.680 What is your name, Soldier?

02:39:27.840 Smitty Riker.

02:39:28.620 No.

02:39:29.300 Your name is Private Idiot.

02:39:31.280 Do you know why?

02:39:32.420 Because I have a knife in my foot.

02:39:33.540 Who placed the knife there, Private?

02:39:35.160 It was an accident, Sergeant.

02:39:36.380 It was a plain stretch.

02:39:37.260 I'm heartened by the knowledge you did not place it there with intention.

02:39:40.560 Who threw the knife?

02:39:43.320 I did, Sergeant.

02:39:44.380 Private Krasinski.

02:39:46.600 You look part Indian.

02:39:48.240 To what tribe do you belong, son?

02:39:50.420 No, no, I'm Polish.

02:39:51.840 Wrong.

02:39:52.640 I believe you must have Cherokee or Schwanee blood in you.

02:39:55.060 No, sir.

02:39:55.440 Are you contradicting me?

02:39:56.700 You wagon-burdened son of a bitch!

02:39:58.740 No, Sergeant!

02:39:59.260 Let me see your Indian war cry, son!

02:40:01.840 I don't...

02:40:02.520 What is your animal spirit?

02:40:09.320 Are you a garter snake?

02:40:10.580 No, Sergeant!

02:40:11.160 Are you a chipmunk?

02:40:12.080 No, Sergeant!

02:40:12.960 Are you a dancing reindeer?

02:40:14.660 No, Sergeant!

02:40:15.340 Are you contradicting me, private?

02:40:17.180 No, Sergeant!

02:40:18.000 Good!

02:40:18.180 Then I shall henceforth call you chief as a sign of great respect to your people.

02:40:25.740 Thank you, Sergeant!

02:40:28.320 Are you grinning at me, boy, or is that your natural state?

02:40:30.920 No, Sergeant.

02:40:31.860 Name, private.

02:40:32.760 Desmond Dog.

02:40:34.260 I have seen stocks of corn with better physiques.

02:40:37.300 Makes me want to pull an ear off, private.

02:40:39.440 Can you carry your weight?

02:40:40.920 Yes, Sergeant!

02:40:41.720 Should be easy for you, then.

02:40:44.140 Corporal!

02:40:44.640 Sergeant.

02:40:45.140 Make sure you keep this man away from strong winds.

02:40:47.280 Yes, Sergeant.

02:40:51.020 Private idiot!

02:40:52.280 Yes, Sergeant!

02:40:52.820 Raise your foot!

02:40:54.440 Higher!

02:40:56.720 Everyone outside, now!

02:40:59.900 Move it!

02:41:02.320 I said move it!

02:41:03.840 All right, just get him a uniform, Sergeant.

02:41:05.180 Did I ask him, too, Corporal?

02:41:06.660 No memory of it, Sergeant.

02:41:07.900 I believe any man who takes such pride in his natural naked state will surely enjoy the brisk of the outdoors.

02:41:14.120 Now move your privates, private parts!

02:41:15.980 Move it!

02:41:18.700 You son of an exhibitionist!

02:41:22.160 I'm going to teach you how to tie a bowline knot so you can get your sorry asses down from a height so I may then kick them.

02:41:31.080 Create a loop.

02:41:32.480 This is the rabbit hole.

02:41:34.300 The rabbit comes out of his hole, runs around the tree, goes back into the hole.

02:41:39.040 All right, let's go.

02:41:44.480 Very good, Tex.

02:41:46.000 Nobody was built like that.

02:41:47.220 The naked dude, nobody had the steroid gym bro physique in 1940.

02:41:53.600 Didn't happen.

02:41:55.000 This is, this is all, like, they didn't have any gym equipment then.

02:41:59.200 Nobody was going to the gym.

02:42:00.580 Keep struggling, teach.

02:42:04.480 Have you ever roped a goat, Hollywood?

02:42:06.820 No, Sarge.

02:42:07.700 Have you ever looked into a goat's eyes?

02:42:09.580 No, Sarge.

02:42:10.000 Good, that would be unnatural.

02:42:13.960 You know if you don't breathe, you'll die.

02:42:15.500 Good, private idiot.

02:42:21.760 Congratulations, greaseball.

02:42:23.240 You just fell 50 feet and broke your neck.

02:42:26.600 Brilliant.

02:42:27.980 Private Vito Vanilli, you strangled yourself, numbnuts.

02:42:31.780 Are you a fan of Benito?

02:42:33.280 No, Sargeant!

02:42:34.060 Or get taller.

02:42:35.420 If you're American, you'd be taller.

02:42:41.100 What do we got here, Doss?

02:42:43.480 One for each titty.

02:42:45.500 You were tying a bowline, boy.

02:42:47.620 Not building a broad.

02:42:51.320 What is so funny, Corporal?

02:42:52.620 Couldn't tell you, Sargeant.

02:42:56.320 Come on!

02:42:57.580 Come on, ladies!

02:42:58.580 Pick it up!

02:42:59.160 Move it, move it!

02:42:59.860 I want to see some fire here!

02:43:01.580 A little hustle!

02:43:02.720 Show me something!

02:43:03.980 Run like you need it!

02:43:04.940 Down, down, down!

02:43:06.040 Come on, move it!

02:43:07.560 Let's go!

02:43:08.120 It's bath time, boys!

02:43:09.280 It's bath time!

02:43:10.240 Bath and bath!

02:43:11.800 Move!

02:43:12.420 Move!

02:43:13.060 Move!

02:43:13.680 I want to see you work!

02:43:14.880 Let's go!

02:43:16.080 Sit, sit, sit!

02:43:17.500 Don't forget behind your ears!

02:43:19.020 Let's go!

02:43:19.800 Move!

02:43:20.980 I bet you're enjoying this, you naked, degenerate!

02:43:24.260 Let's go!

02:43:25.040 Hustle!

02:43:25.640 Hustle!

02:43:26.220 Hustle!

02:43:26.780 Move!

02:43:26.920 Nah, bro.

02:43:27.500 He got mud up in his...

02:43:28.820 Let's go!

02:43:29.720 What are we waiting on?

02:43:30.760 Let's go!

02:43:31.520 Move your ass!

02:43:32.940 Is his foot okay?

02:43:34.140 Rip the wood!

02:43:34.900 Rip the wall!

02:43:35.660 Don't get splinters!

02:43:36.860 Drive!

02:43:37.880 Ah!

02:43:38.580 Drive!

02:43:38.980 Ah!

02:43:39.500 Cheetah, you okay?

02:43:40.900 They are fine!

02:43:42.000 Move!

02:43:43.220 Come down, down here, boys!

02:43:44.680 Move!

02:43:45.080 Come on, move!

02:43:46.400 What the hell is wrong with you?

02:43:47.840 No one said take a rest?

02:43:49.640 Move your asses to the finish line!

02:43:51.540 Move!

02:43:52.300 Move!

02:43:54.000 Hustle!

02:43:54.780 Hustle!

02:43:55.900 Get your asses across there!

02:43:57.680 Bye!

02:43:59.040 Bye!

02:44:00.240 Nice work, Doc!

02:44:01.500 Yeah!

02:44:02.120 This is a personal gift from the United States government to each and every one of you.

02:44:13.240 A standard-issue U.S. rifle, caliber 30, M1, a clip-fed, shoulder-filed, semi-automatic

02:44:20.760 weapon designed to bring death and destruction to the enemy.

02:44:25.080 This is to be your lover, your mistress, your concubine, perhaps the only thing in life

02:44:32.140 you'll ever truly love.

02:44:34.180 Fellas, let's dance!

02:44:36.200 Grab a girl.

02:44:38.440 Don't point your gun forward.

02:44:40.480 I do not want to be shot today.

02:44:42.460 No matter how much you are tempted, place the weapon by your side.

02:44:48.940 Pay attention.

02:44:52.820 It's a clip.

02:44:54.560 Problem, Private Cornstalk.

02:44:59.960 Is there not one in your side?

02:45:01.960 Or is it the color that is the issue?

02:45:03.980 No, Sarge.

02:45:07.780 I was told I don't have to carry a weapon.

02:45:10.480 Are you fucking dumb?

02:45:11.500 Come again, step forward, Private.

02:45:12.720 I can't be hearing this right.

02:45:19.940 Well, I'm sorry, Sergeant.

02:45:23.280 I can't touch a gun.

02:45:25.140 You fucking...

02:45:26.740 Yo, bro.

02:45:28.140 What exactly is the problem?

02:45:29.780 No problem.

02:45:30.440 It's just a mistake.

02:45:31.480 It's, uh...

02:45:31.880 I told the army when I...

02:45:33.620 When I joined up...

02:45:34.580 It's not possible.

02:45:36.100 Do you know why it's not possible, brother?

02:45:38.120 Oh, Avatar guy.

02:45:39.160 Because the United States Army does not make mistakes.

02:45:42.200 There's a problem.

02:45:44.440 Where is...

02:45:45.160 I was just never supposed to be sent to a rifle company.

02:45:49.920 He's the CO, sir.

02:45:56.180 You're a conscientious objector.

02:45:59.000 And you joined the army.

02:46:00.220 Well, no, sir.

02:46:01.080 I'm...

02:46:01.220 I'm a conscientious cooperator.

02:46:06.440 Are you screwing with me, Doss?

02:46:08.100 No.

02:46:08.540 No, sir.

02:46:08.960 I volunteered.

02:46:10.680 I ain't got no...

02:46:11.420 No problem with wearing my uniform and saluting the flag and doing my duty.

02:46:15.680 It's just...

02:46:16.960 Just carrying a gun and taking a human life.

02:46:21.000 She don't kill.

02:46:22.740 That's all?

02:46:23.380 Yes, sir.

02:46:23.720 That's all.

02:46:24.560 You know, quite a bit of killing does occur in a war.

02:46:27.680 Yes, sir.

02:46:28.220 I mean, that is the essential nature of war.

02:46:30.700 Yes, sir.

02:46:31.940 All right.

02:46:33.800 Do you have any other requirements of the United States Army?

02:46:37.360 Is there anything else that we can do to ensure that you have a comfortable stay here with us?

02:46:40.860 He doesn't want to work on Saturday, sir.

02:46:43.600 Well, Saturday's...

02:46:45.100 I'm a seventh day...

02:46:46.640 Hey, no way, boy.

02:46:47.720 He's Jewish.

02:46:48.920 Saturday is my Sabbath, so I'm not allowed to work in.

02:46:51.600 I don't think that poses a problem, do you, sergeant?

02:46:54.620 We should simply ask the enemy not to invade on the Sabbath, because Private Doss hears a prayer.

02:47:00.340 All right.

02:47:01.540 Well, now we got that clear.

02:47:04.060 Now, let me tell you my requirements.

02:47:06.420 They're not as complicated as yours.

02:47:08.600 They're very simple.

02:47:10.540 As long as you're in this company, under my command, you will obey my orders.

02:47:15.080 Period.

02:47:17.180 If you can't do it here, I can't trust you to do it in battle.

02:47:21.600 I'm putting you in for a Section 8 Psychiatric Discharge.

02:47:31.220 Dismissed.

02:47:32.860 Gentlemen.

02:47:34.640 Chet, is the Navy gay?

02:47:35.760 Ways to the Navy's gay.

02:47:37.840 Apparently, Private Doss does not believe in violence.

02:47:42.200 He does not practice violence.

02:47:44.120 He will not even deign to touch a weapon.

02:47:45.940 You see, Private Doss is a conscientious objector.

02:47:52.020 So I plead with you, do not look to him to save you on the battlefield.

02:47:56.300 Because he will undoubtedly be too busy wrestling with his conscience to assist.

02:48:03.520 Sarge, that's not true, Sarge.

02:48:05.260 As you were.

02:48:06.120 Now, I realize some of you might have strong feelings about this.

02:48:13.660 It is what we men fight for.

02:48:15.880 To defend our rights.

02:48:17.040 And to protect our women and children.

02:48:20.800 Even if Private Doss' beliefs might cause women and children to die.

02:48:26.860 So I will expect everyone in this company to give Private Doss the full measure of respect he is due.

02:48:33.780 For the short time he will be with us.

02:48:37.220 Am I clear?

02:48:38.740 Yes, Sergeant.

02:48:39.620 What you got here, Desi?

02:48:54.900 You know what that is?

02:48:56.100 Just seems kind of small.

02:48:58.140 It's half the Bible for half the man.

02:48:59.940 For Pete's sake, Smitty, even back his Bible.

02:49:01.640 I don't remember speaking to you.

02:49:07.420 It's how come you don't fight.

02:49:09.620 What do you think you're better than us?

02:49:12.140 No.

02:49:13.840 But what if he was attacked?

02:49:17.380 Whoa!

02:49:19.020 Say it like that.

02:49:21.240 The Bible says to turn the other cheek, don't it?

02:49:25.760 See, I don't think this is a question of religion, fellas.

02:49:28.840 I think this is cowardice.

02:49:31.440 Plain and simple.

02:49:32.340 You better get rocked.

02:49:33.180 That right, Doss?

02:49:35.140 You chicken shit, that hit?

02:49:37.680 See, Red Mud.

02:49:38.920 Well, go on.

02:49:40.600 Take a poke.

02:49:43.240 Tell you what, I'm going to give you a free shot.

02:49:45.920 Right there.

02:49:48.300 Hit me, Doss.

02:49:49.720 Go on.

02:49:51.120 Let him have it.

02:49:52.020 Go ahead.

02:49:53.160 No?

02:49:57.360 Hold on here.

02:50:02.300 What is this?

02:50:03.840 Give me that.

02:50:04.980 This is a fine-looking broad.

02:50:06.560 Nice.

02:50:08.600 Now, this would be the kind of broad...

02:50:10.480 Broad?

02:50:11.420 ...that deserves a real man.

02:50:14.280 Give me that back.

02:50:16.800 Please.

02:50:19.640 Please.

02:50:21.140 Please give it back, Smitty.

02:50:23.880 Please give it back, Smitty.

02:50:25.280 Do you hear voices, Desmond?

02:50:41.460 No, sir.

02:50:42.180 But I understand that God talks to you.

02:50:45.800 Is that right?

02:50:46.920 Sir, I'm not a crazy person.

02:50:48.980 Is that how you feel most people regard you?

02:50:51.740 A crazy person?

02:50:53.880 I'm different.

02:50:54.720 I know that.

02:50:55.420 But I'm not going to pretend to be something I'm not.

02:51:00.480 I am what I am.

02:51:02.080 It sounds lonely.

02:51:04.280 You lonely?

02:51:04.780 So you don't hear voices?

02:51:12.060 No, sir.

02:51:13.500 I pray to God, and I like to think he hears me, but it ain't a conversation.

02:51:19.580 Like the one we're pretending to have right now.

02:51:22.740 Pretending, Private.

02:51:23.640 Well, yes, sir.

02:51:24.320 I know all you really want to do is give me a Section 8 drumming out of the Army, but I'm

02:51:28.400 not off up above.

02:51:30.700 I just simply believe what I believe.

02:51:32.980 Well, I'm trying to understand, all right?

02:51:37.180 Was it God who told you not to pick up a rifle?

02:51:41.460 God says not to kill.

02:51:44.460 That's one of his most important commandments.

02:51:46.180 Most people take that to mean don't commit murder.

02:51:50.200 War is a completely different set of circumstances.

02:51:53.360 Jesus said, a new commandment I give unto you, that you love one another just as I have loved

02:52:00.660 you.

02:52:00.860 This is Satan himself we're fighting.

02:52:03.360 Surely, as a good Christian, you can see that.

02:52:06.900 I can't see that, sir, and that is why I joined up.

02:52:09.360 But I'm sorry.

02:52:13.280 I will not bear arms.

02:52:15.460 His religious views are certainly unique, but they do not constitute grounds for Section

02:52:20.360 8 discharge.

02:52:21.660 How am I supposed to maintain discipline with a man like that in my unit?

02:52:24.920 I don't know.

02:52:26.240 But he's a legitimate conscientious objector.

02:52:28.860 He must be allowed to work as a combat medic, provided he qualifies in all other areas of

02:52:33.400 his training.

02:52:35.040 Perhaps we could help make leaving his idea.

02:52:39.440 Yeah, you restrict him to barracks in KP.

02:52:42.220 He throws God at you.

02:52:43.460 You throw hell right at him.

02:52:44.940 I want him gone.

02:52:45.860 Gosh, your area's a disgrace.

02:53:05.640 It's a pitchfile!

02:53:07.900 Some funny record!

02:53:08.940 No, Sarge!

02:53:09.700 You got some shit on your mind!

02:53:11.440 No, Sarge!

02:53:13.460 What you men fail to recognize is a unit is no better than its weakest member.

02:53:20.620 Now, to help you learn that lesson, there will be no passes this weekend.

02:53:25.300 You will all be on KP.

02:53:27.660 Right now, everybody in full gear for a 20-mile hike.

02:53:31.020 Let's go!

02:53:32.740 Let's go!

02:53:37.280 Get your heads right!

02:53:39.680 Don't start feeling sorry for yourself!

02:53:42.200 It makes me sick to see you feel sorry for yourself!

02:53:45.280 You dogs don't know what tired is!

02:53:47.740 We're gonna keep going till I drop!

02:53:56.820 Damn!

02:53:58.460 Hey, look!

02:53:59.560 Knock it off!

02:54:01.020 I'm trying to sleep here!

02:54:05.580 Get off me!

02:54:06.640 Okay, get off!

02:54:07.260 All right, all right, all right.

02:54:14.960 Why the hell are you still here?

02:54:27.580 Not because you were!

02:54:31.020 Where's DOS?

02:54:37.900 Where's DOS?

02:54:44.960 See red, DOS!

02:54:53.580 Damn!

02:54:53.760 This isn't good for anybody.

02:55:03.380 Sure ain't what I joined up for.

02:55:07.700 It's not about what you joined up for.

02:55:10.840 It's about the lives of every man in here.

02:55:14.640 And yours, son.

02:55:15.620 It's time to quit this.

02:55:16.180 It's time to quit this.

02:55:20.120 Finish getting dressed and I'll walk you down.

02:55:29.240 It's okay, DOS.

02:55:32.520 There's no shame in this.

02:55:33.680 Post-Stricklin, yeah, actually, I was thinking that too.

02:55:37.460 I don't know.

02:55:49.340 Let's go.

02:55:51.400 I got extra guard duty today, and I'm on KP this morning, so...

02:55:57.460 I can't.

02:56:07.080 All right, DOS.

02:56:08.120 I don't even think he can, to be honest.

02:56:22.060 No, Sarge.

02:56:22.960 Are you saying that you don't know who attacked you?

02:56:27.140 I never said I was attacked, Sarge.

02:56:30.500 Well, what the hell are you saying, DOS?

02:56:33.480 You bruised half your body sleeping.

02:56:37.900 I sleep pretty hard.

02:56:39.660 Plan on getting wet this weekend.

02:56:47.060 Make sure you put on a hat.

02:56:48.360 Next!

02:56:49.140 I don't want anyone coming back pissing cream.

02:56:51.940 What, you don't want nothing for your coffee, Sarge?

02:56:54.200 Your coffee?

02:56:56.940 You're speaking from experience, Sarge.

02:56:58.660 You have to ask your mom about Beckry's fault.

02:57:01.100 Boom!

02:57:06.660 Here it is.

02:57:09.660 Driver Doss, I'm afraid I can't authorize your pass.

02:57:16.860 This is a furlough for men who have passed the basic training.

02:57:23.060 No, sir.

02:57:24.100 Respectfully, sir, I have.

02:57:26.840 I put in for this furlough three weeks ago.

02:57:29.200 I'm getting married this afternoon.

02:57:31.660 It says you're not rifle qualified.

02:57:35.460 Well, I'm not required to carry a rifle, sir.

02:57:37.620 Colonel Steltzer, he...

02:57:38.980 Colonel Steltzer's determination was

02:57:41.020 Doss must be allowed to work as a combat medic

02:57:44.060 provided he qualifies in all other areas of his training.

02:57:49.300 And you have not qualified on the rifle range, private.

02:57:52.840 Pretty clear.

02:57:57.080 Show me you know how to handle a rifle.

02:58:00.180 And I'll sign here for...

02:58:02.120 Corporal Cannon.

02:58:03.600 Sarge!

02:58:04.120 And private Doss, you're a firearm.

02:58:12.100 You gonna...

02:58:12.860 You gonna do it?

02:58:15.940 I won't touch a rifle, sir.

02:58:17.300 I'm not asking you, private!

02:58:20.080 That is a direct order from a company commander!

02:58:22.640 For God's sake, Doss.

02:58:26.700 Just stop this nonsense and quit.

02:58:30.560 Refuse.

02:58:31.920 And I will have no recourse but to court-martial you.

02:58:35.300 And you will spend the duration of the war in a military prison.

02:58:41.460 I can't, sir.

02:58:42.480 Yo, no way, bro.

02:58:55.020 How much longer would you like to wait, Dorothy?

02:58:57.380 I think it's been long enough.

02:59:02.660 I'm so very sorry.

02:59:04.940 Sometimes men just get cold feet.

02:59:07.340 Oh, nah.

02:59:09.420 Some men might.

02:59:11.860 Not my Desmond.

02:59:23.840 Damn, now she gonna turn into the town slut?

02:59:26.520 Really, bro?

02:59:27.380 You probably think I'm a real son of a bitch.

02:59:49.160 Who cares only about regulations and not his men.

02:59:55.340 Aye, aye.

02:59:55.900 That was a mid-crash-out.

03:00:03.440 I believe in this book as much as any man.

03:00:05.680 Not a good rhetoric.

03:00:06.460 Just like any man.

03:00:07.720 I wrestle with my conscience.

03:00:08.980 But what do you do when everything you value in this world is under attack?

03:00:13.740 I don't know, sir.

03:00:16.760 I ain't got answers to questions that big.

03:00:18.760 I don't give a rat's ass about your principles because the chaps don't.

03:00:28.540 If one of them attacks you and some wounded soldier, what are you gonna do?

03:00:33.900 Hit him with your Bible?

03:00:34.840 I'm prepared to give my life to my men.

03:00:38.500 You don't win wars by giving up your life.

03:00:42.100 Look, I'm only here because I don't want to see you rotting in a prison cell.

03:00:47.040 Plead guilty.

03:00:48.240 Throw yourself at the mercy of the court.

03:00:49.820 Maybe they'll let you go home and pray.

03:00:51.100 Let the brave men out there go and win this war.

03:01:05.640 If I can't convince you, maybe she can.

03:01:07.920 They wouldn't let me call you.

03:01:14.240 I knew it wasn't your making.

03:01:19.540 What have they done to you?

03:01:24.020 That's okay.

03:01:24.860 I'm all right.

03:01:25.520 Just went a couple rounds with the wallet and lost.

03:01:28.740 They're saying you could go to prison, Desmond.

03:01:32.700 Leavenworth.

03:01:34.260 There must be some other way.

03:01:36.500 I don't know what that could be.

03:01:38.360 I've done everything they ask me except this one thing.

03:01:40.780 I've been treated like a criminal just because I won't kill.

03:01:43.260 You tried.

03:01:44.840 Nobody can say you didn't.

03:01:47.580 Who are you gonna save in prison?

03:01:49.540 Yeah, time to kill now, stupid ending.

03:01:51.980 Probably nobody.

03:01:52.840 And why can't you just pick up this stupid gun and wave it around?

03:01:55.740 You don't have to use it.

03:01:56.760 Just meet them halfway.

03:01:58.400 Bro, just get married.

03:01:59.280 Like, what are you doing?

03:02:00.300 I can't do that.

03:02:01.320 Yes, you can.

03:02:02.040 It's just pride.

03:02:02.720 Pride and stubbornness.

03:02:03.700 Don't confuse your will with the Lord's.

03:02:07.920 You're just being a fucking retard, bro.

03:02:27.880 I don't know how I'm gonna live with myself if I don't stay true to what I believe.

03:02:33.940 But you break your brother.

03:02:35.100 I'll never be the man that I want to be in your eyes.

03:02:40.900 I fell in love with you because you weren't like anyone else.

03:02:54.680 And you didn't try to be.

03:02:58.960 Do not think for one moment that you'll disappoint me.

03:03:03.340 Is he a grifter if he goes out of jail?

03:03:16.620 I don't know what he's gonna do.

03:03:24.860 He loses no matter what.

03:03:27.300 We want him to plead guilty, but then he'll get a dishonorable discharge.

03:03:31.500 Otherwise, he fights them and he for sure goes to prison.

03:03:35.220 Either way, they'll call him a coward and I don't see how he can live with that.

03:03:37.940 Oh, thank you, Dorothy.

03:03:42.800 If you get to talk to him, tell him that we love him and that we're praying for him.

03:03:47.860 We're praying for both of you.

03:03:49.920 I will.

03:03:51.440 Bye-bye.

03:03:51.920 Will you leave me alone?

03:04:02.900 Will you just go?

03:04:05.180 Bob, you're out of your mind.

03:04:06.580 You're delirious.

03:04:07.200 Of course I'm out of my mind.

03:04:08.860 What do you think I am?

03:04:10.040 I'm out of my mind.

03:04:11.600 Will you leave this room?

03:04:13.760 Don't go.

03:04:14.640 Put it down.

03:04:15.340 Get away from me, woman.

03:04:16.660 Oh, wow.

03:04:23.980 I really thought he helped that far.

03:04:25.060 I got on, sir.

03:04:43.580 May I help you, sir?

03:04:49.160 I wish to speak to Brigadier General Musgrove.

03:04:52.180 Not without an appointment.

03:04:53.080 You can't.

03:04:53.440 That would be quite impossible.

03:04:55.060 If you would kindly tell him, Corporal Thomas Doss would appreciate a brief word.

03:05:07.220 He's in a very important meeting.

03:05:10.240 I fought with him in France at Bellow Wood.

03:05:13.220 He was my captain.

03:05:17.100 Please, ma'am.

03:05:18.380 It's most vital.

03:05:23.180 Okay.

03:05:23.660 Okay.

03:05:23.860 Be over in a minute.

03:05:39.760 You'll be home safe and sound like nothing ever happened.

03:05:44.700 I can't trust either, man.

03:05:46.140 I love you.

03:05:50.520 I love you.

03:05:51.300 I love you.

03:05:56.240 Chow, where's the black people?

03:05:57.400 You didn't even salute.

03:06:17.780 You didn't even salute.

03:06:19.880 You didn't even salute.

03:06:19.940 Is he going to open it?

03:06:32.320 This is a hearing into the matter of Private Desmond Doss.

03:06:38.900 The charge is disobeying a series of direct orders from his commanding officer.

03:06:42.940 How says the defendant?

03:06:43.860 Private Desmond Doss wishes to enter a not guilty plea.

03:06:50.820 Is that so, Private?

03:06:51.580 I thought this was agreed.

03:06:52.660 You wanted to enter some sort of plea bargain.

03:06:56.980 Yes, sir.

03:06:57.540 But I changed my mind.

03:06:58.580 Just like that.

03:06:59.580 You wish to proceed to a court court.

03:07:01.020 He's not a grifter.

03:07:01.580 Yes, sir.

03:07:03.480 Well, on your head then, Private.

03:07:07.800 Proceed.

03:07:11.660 Your Honor, Private Desmond Doss waves his morality ass like it's some kind of badge of honor.

03:07:18.540 He flaunts his contempt by directly disobeying a series of direct orders from his commanding officer.

03:07:23.520 When the very best of our young men are sacrificing their lives against...

03:07:27.020 You okay?

03:07:30.660 Yes.

03:07:31.120 Are they still deliberating?

03:07:34.200 Yes, sir.

03:07:35.280 Okay, now you go take this in there.

03:07:37.420 I can't.

03:07:38.020 It's strictly military personnel.

03:07:40.100 Well, then you get one of them to take it in.

03:07:41.640 They ain't out to help.

03:07:42.460 They're fixing to bury him.

03:07:44.260 There is only one question that any military court need to ask of the accused.

03:07:48.800 Do you deny disobeying Colonel Sangston's direct orders?

03:07:55.140 Well, do you, Private?

03:08:01.120 No, sir, I don't.

03:08:03.980 Why are you contesting it then?

03:08:05.780 Why is it so important to you, given your refuses, to even touch a weapon to serve in a combat unit?

03:08:11.740 Because when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor, I took it personal.

03:08:15.300 Well, everyone I knew was on fire to join up, including me.

03:08:20.220 There were two men in my hometown.

03:08:27.480 Declared 4F unfit.

03:08:28.900 They killed themselves because they couldn't serve.

03:08:30.700 Well, I had a job in a defense plan.

03:08:37.240 I could have taken a deferment, but that ain't right.

03:08:42.180 It isn't right that other men should fight and die.

03:08:46.780 That I would just be sitting at home safe.

03:08:49.100 I need to serve.

03:08:52.420 I got the energy and the passion to serve as a medic.

03:08:54.820 Right in the middle with the other guys.

03:08:58.820 No less danger, just...

03:09:01.400 While everybody else is taking life, I'm going to be saving it.

03:09:08.420 With the world so set on tearing itself apart,

03:09:11.060 it doesn't seem like such a bad thing to me to want to put a little bit of it back together.

03:09:14.820 Oh, yeah.

03:09:17.320 Hmm.

03:09:18.920 Sorry, sir.

03:09:19.740 Nobody's allowed to go on.

03:09:20.300 No, you don't understand.

03:09:21.280 My son is the defendant.

03:09:22.680 I understand, sir, but nobody's allowed to go on.

03:09:24.260 I have information.

03:09:26.660 While the sentiments expressed are laudable,

03:09:28.860 the facts of the charge seem incontestable, so...

03:09:31.360 What the hell is going on out there?

03:09:35.780 How did he go?

03:09:38.760 How did he get through?

03:09:42.520 The door wasn't locked?

03:09:48.180 That's a great worry.

03:09:49.660 Resident Evil, go the fuck outside, man.

03:09:51.680 Sir, I need to show you this.

03:09:53.480 With respect, sir, you are no longer a member of the military.

03:09:55.620 Mr. Needs some hoes.

03:09:57.000 You are unable to attend this hearing.

03:09:58.420 I'm sorry.

03:09:59.920 Is that truly the way it works, sir?

03:10:02.820 You fight for your country, you lose so much that was dear to you,

03:10:06.460 and then you're done with?

03:10:07.940 The uniform's forgotten.

03:10:09.440 You have no voice.

03:10:11.380 You were at least...

03:10:12.080 I was Sir Annabella Wood.

03:10:14.260 I was Sir Annabella Wood.

03:10:14.980 Twice decorated, I see.

03:10:16.600 Yes, sir.

03:10:18.320 I take it you are the private's father?

03:10:20.940 I am, Sir Thomas Doss.

03:10:22.900 Then, as a former military man, you know there are laws here.

03:10:26.120 Sir, I know the law, and I know my son is protected by those laws.

03:10:29.460 They're framed in our Constitution.

03:10:31.940 And I believe in them as he does.

03:10:34.060 They're why I went and fought, to protect them.

03:10:35.820 At least that is what I thought I was doing, because if it wasn't for that,

03:10:40.820 then I have no idea what the hell I was doing there, sir.

03:10:45.600 Thank you, Corporal Doss.

03:10:49.780 Let me have a letter.

03:10:59.060 You must go.

03:11:05.820 The defendant's rights as a conscientious objector are protected by an act of Congress,

03:11:20.820 and he cannot be compelled to waive those rights.

03:11:24.440 That includes, in this case, he's disobeying orders to bear arms.

03:11:29.280 Signed, Brigadier General Musgrove, War Services Commander, Washington, D.C.

03:11:33.800 Colonel?

03:11:34.280 Colonel?

03:11:35.820 I withdraw the charges, sir.

03:11:41.640 Now, this case is dismissed.

03:11:43.960 Private Doss, you are free to run into the hellfire of battle

03:11:47.060 without a single weapon to protect yourself.

03:11:50.860 You may resume your duties and begin training as a combat medic.

03:11:55.240 Is this a true story?

03:12:01.180 Where is he?

03:12:02.300 Gone, straight after.

03:12:03.580 I begged him to stay.

03:12:04.420 I told him he'd want to see me.

03:12:05.820 I don't understand that.

03:12:07.760 When you get home, you tell him I love him.

03:12:09.800 Okay.

03:12:10.780 Okay.

03:12:11.280 Would you?

03:12:18.140 Dark Apple, you're fucking weird, bro.

03:12:43.380 Dark Apple, you're fucking weird, bro.

03:12:50.920 You better come home to me.

03:13:03.060 Yeah.

03:13:05.820 Uncle Sam is mild,

03:13:07.560 who's peaceful as a child,

03:13:09.360 but never get him round or do it.

03:13:11.700 Hollywood, shut up.

03:13:12.540 Come on, come on, pipe that.

03:13:14.120 Shut up, man.

03:13:15.320 Shut up.

03:13:15.940 I swear to God, I will shit you.

03:13:17.940 Put a sock in it, boy, you save a clone for when we get there.

03:13:20.960 Real-Joy was here.

03:13:25.280 Get in the room.

03:13:26.800 There's a lot of work in the room.

03:13:30.280 All right, I'm tired.

03:13:56.900 I'm ending.

03:13:58.000 We'll watch the rest of this movie tomorrow or something like that.

03:14:00.480 Remember, we're at 1.0520.

03:14:02.860 We'll go back to this movie in a bit.

03:14:04.340 I'm tired.

03:14:05.880 I'll end.

03:14:06.400 I don't care.

03:14:07.300 Long live love speech.

03:14:08.900 A little free stream.

03:14:11.160 Just to hang out with the cum type shit.

03:14:14.000 All right.

03:14:15.960 Yeah, I'll come back.

03:14:16.560 This was a good ending point, to be honest with you.

03:14:17.940 We just said, my sleep schedule is fucked, chat.

03:14:23.680 It's fucked.

03:14:26.140 Save it, save it, save it, save it, save it.

03:14:31.820 I'm tired.

03:14:34.840 TikTok, I know, tomorrow we have a stream plan.

03:14:36.700 Yes, I know.

03:14:37.400 Oh, my God.

03:14:38.080 TikTok, yes.

03:14:39.840 Got you, guys.

03:14:40.360 See you tomorrow, man.

03:14:40.840 A little chill stream.

03:14:42.080 Peace out.

03:14:42.620 Peace out.

SNEAKO - November 08, 2024

Chill Friday Rumble Stream

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