SNEAKO - COLD LIKE MINNESOTA.

00:00:00.000 how do i look waving me hey

00:00:04.740 oh yeah you look good i think it fits you

00:00:11.020 i don't think you guys understand how much my strategy is that we will never get prime 0.99

00:00:24.040 sneeko back she'll be drinking now lean i'm already half dicker fuck i'm a gangsta 0.98

00:00:30.000 yeah he was such a founding father of my teenage years 0.99

00:00:37.760 hi what's one thing you want for christmas um probably like a bunny a bunny i can get you

00:00:50.380 a bunny you want to get me a bunny i can get you a bunny 0.99

00:00:52.700 oh now what the fuck is this chat who dis asking for one of the guys who the fuck post 1.00

00:01:01.580 lil yadi posted on his ig story on his burner looking for the blonde from sneeko's latest 1.00

00:01:06.420 video oh no not again

00:01:10.180 there you are you made it

00:01:16.180 this is really crazy bro it's like visual yeah i'm always like watching stuff i saw your

00:01:30.020 debate with critical stuff and i was i was like a huge neon guy yeah even though you know

00:01:33.940 so i saw y'all go through all your like fake muslim like blah blah blah all your like debates

00:01:37.940 and stuff so this is like really like weird and crazy you're gonna be sure i've been watching 0.77

00:01:42.900 for a while hey i gotta get an uber let's take it wait okay uh yo come here come here

00:01:49.060 all right nice to meet you i gotta go

00:01:52.980 what do you think the big surprise is

00:01:56.180 take a guess

00:01:58.500 okay you don't know yeah

00:01:59.940 okay we're going uh east 91st this is a separate country technically you have to show

00:02:08.500 your passport when you get in here this is not part of america uh not it's not really a country

00:02:13.140 but it's not america i just noticed that you have these here you can take one i can yeah do you want

00:02:21.860 ready for the surprise all right we're going to the art farm

00:02:24.900 you're dropping someone else close your ears they have the the petting zoo here right yeah

00:02:28.820 yeah we're coming to visit it's only two more minutes okay perfect one here to do yes okay got

00:02:34.500 it you came just in time let's go enjoy our farm this is the only petting zoo in manhattan it's so

00:02:46.980 the only one in manhattan where you could find a bunny oh there's a lot of them they have gerbils

00:02:50.420 too i used to have these when i was a kid i used to have hamsters good answers yeah they ran away

00:02:56.420 one time it's not a is that a what is that are you sure it's a chicken it's either a chicken or a

00:03:03.780 quail excuse me what animal is this that's a that is a japanese quail a quail oh i told you have you

00:03:09.620 pet a bunny before yeah the farm i work at my farm is at you work at a farm yeah i work at a vegan

00:03:16.100 i like this one can you see this looks like his eyes are blocked by his fur no don't they have a

00:03:26.100 lot of babies yeah you can find your buddies neutered because i have more that's in inhumane why to

00:03:35.220 neuter a bunny you're gonna snip its balls do you have a carrot we do have carrots he's my favorite

00:03:42.260 yeah i agree he's a little bit i'll definitely take him out he's a little bit shyer about eating

00:03:46.740 with other people but i'll bring a carrot over just in case i like rabbits better me too

00:03:53.700 all right he looks shy rocco that's a nice name can i pet him of course

00:04:02.180 oh my god what's the difference between a bunny and a rabbit honestly same thing different names some

00:04:08.660 people say the younger ones are bunnies but they've kind of people use them interchangeably he's

00:04:14.100 younger he's younger he's a little bit more calm i think he just likes people more to be honest

00:04:19.300 yeah he seems way less scared i have no pets none so maybe i'll come here more often you should

00:04:25.620 it's very therapeutic to just hang out with a woman sometimes

00:04:30.820 do they count as rodents they do do bunnies count as rodents too no these guys are something called

00:04:36.260 lagomorphs which is kind of like a rodent except their teeth are a little bit bigger so what's the

00:04:42.020 difference between a guinea pig and a rat not much these guys don't have a tail which is the biggest

00:04:46.420 difference so they're the same as rats but very similar very similar in what they um these guys are

00:04:51.460 also herbivores rats can sort of eat anything they're like cute rats yeah i like that you like rats

00:04:58.820 i like rats too we don't have any here i kind of wish we did but is that a mouse we do have mice

00:05:04.420 i used to have a pet mouse yeah yeah i feel bad now i had these mice invade my brooklyn apartment

00:05:09.620 and we killed all of them honestly so they came in my kitchen oh and i didn't want them to keep 0.88

00:05:15.060 coming you got to send a message to them like you can't come here honestly you're really not welcome 0.98

00:05:19.940 we hung the mouse and showed the rest i cannot when we first get them they're very very crazy

00:05:28.500 name is biscotti yeah is that what food is that uh a cookie i think it's like a cookie that you dip

00:05:34.260 into your teeth yeah this is a mouse she's a hamster okay i like this one don't do that it's bad for

00:05:41.300 you it's metal it's a great place can you get a coat made out of this you definitely can they're very

00:05:47.220 expensive is this one for sale no this is our baby you're gonna need a lot to make a coat yeah you

00:05:54.100 need so i think you need like a hundred of them to make a coat or something it's kind of dark when you

00:05:57.940 think about it it's very dark

00:06:10.260 did it just poop on me i think it just pooped that looks like the cinnamon from the cereal

00:06:16.260 yeah a little bit the jamaican cereal guy apple jack apple jack they took his they took his hat

00:06:22.020 though mamba club they have like very short antennas but they are actually all girls and they

00:06:30.180 actually clone themselves to make babies really so we always have babies feminists are going to be like 1.00

00:06:36.660 i wish right goals goals whoa is that a blue tongue oh how old is he this guy's got to be at least 20

00:06:54.420 at 25 now hey he looks old yeah we're the same age he's older than you yep this one's ours now what

00:07:06.900 would you rate that experience one through ten uh like ten out of ten that was fun right well obviously

00:07:13.220 i got a pet a bunny and like everything else i often get i don't often give tens that was a 10 out of 10

00:07:19.140 experience you don't see any red bull it's kind of hidden how's that happen chopped cheese on a wall

00:07:24.580 with everything she never had a chopped cheese before i'm showing her how it's done you know that

00:07:28.580 um that tick tock page the hockey way the hockey way i don't know he does these tick tock videos

00:07:35.380 making chopped cheese i went there we did it he never posted it you know why because i think i gave him

00:07:39.460 a nine out of ten why why because i'm honest when people ask me about the rating like that place that

00:07:44.260 petting zoo was 10 out of 10. that was an honest rating hockey ways it was nine and it's not a bad

00:07:49.540 rating that's really good come on in hey sneeko how you doing what's your favorite christmas song i like

00:08:09.540 ariana grande looks so good on the camera though did you go to sunday school

00:08:16.020 did you get uh confirmed yeah i'm one year behind getting confirmed i know i went to catechism

00:08:22.260 my whole life but i didn't finish that last year uh i grew up catholic you grew up catholic too

00:08:26.980 yeah you're baptized i can't really picture you in a choir really no i can picture you doing cheer

00:08:34.660 you are here yeah what's up man what's up bro merry christmas merry christmas

00:08:42.820 thank you bro nice to meet you see he's jewish that's why he said happy holidays

00:08:47.460 you know it's on the same day for the first time hanukkah christmas on the same day

00:08:55.220 every every christmas my family always says like what do you want for christmas they're like

00:08:59.700 good behavior we want you to be nice be nice this year every year so they're not going to be

00:09:07.620 helpful at all i don't want anything i'll put this up the register actually what's your name uh hubert

00:09:12.820 what's going on man hey christmas you like these gloves yes yes i do you don't i'm gonna get it i'm

00:09:18.660 getting that matching coat they kind of look like bunny hands mr craps i feel like spongebob like

00:09:25.540 you know have you never seen yes i have i missed but you don't do the voice right it's

00:09:34.180 how do i look wave at me hey

00:09:39.060 oh yeah you look good i think it fits you i'm editing all you got to do is quote and reply

00:09:46.100 to this post and you'll be entered into a daily crypto giveaway today i'm picking out three

00:09:49.780 winners to win on the solana network trust trust the process on the solana network hope you guys

00:09:55.380 win hey what's up man nice to meet you nice to meet you yeah hi nice to meet you thank you bro

00:10:03.620 okay now turn around okay

00:10:04.980 okay i don't know how you didn't see that

00:10:23.860 wow all right so i respect you so much appreciate you guys thanks for everything you do man

00:10:28.260 what's your name what's your name marana and i appreciate you man hey shout out to my pd

00:10:35.060 thanks a lot man shout out to man like merry christmas guys and everything i respect that

00:10:38.980 be safe have a good night

00:10:42.260 look at the color it puts on our faces

00:10:58.340 very pink that's the rockettes 0.99

00:11:00.420 i thought that was our train this is my favorite train station because i have an interview series

00:11:13.460 here called the one minute podcast where i interview people coming on and off the train

00:11:17.540 put a table right here

00:11:20.900 are you a good person why

00:11:23.380 thanks when you're going to train 0.95

00:11:39.700 i mean fat people should just stop being fat 0.98

00:11:45.780 i don't think there's anything more useless than a theater major degree 0.99

00:11:48.260 i know

00:12:00.900 thank you that looks pretty good

00:12:04.580 have a good one its name is uh say it one more time

00:12:08.820 no the the song the composer

00:12:11.780 you know daniel you're gonna love it's very chill

00:12:14.180 i'll listen tonight

00:12:14.980 you know look rate the dinner one through ten ten out of ten that's a lot of tens

00:12:20.420 you see the world trade center have you seen that before

00:12:23.540 that was uh so there was 9-11 and then they built this after to replace it

00:12:28.260 i like this one better

00:12:31.540 but you weren't even alive for 9-11

00:12:35.140 i was i was there in the i was a firefighter at 9-11.

00:12:39.380 i know when it was burning me and uh all the kids in preschool we came and picked up the ashes

00:12:44.980 i think it fits you

SNEAKO - December 18, 2024

COLD LIKE MINNESOTA.

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