SNEAKO - December 17, 2024


FIGHTING ALIENS WITH A DRONE IN NEW JERSEY.


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Length

12 minutes

Words per minute

166.98502

Word count

2,069

Sentence count

316

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

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Toxicity

20

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Hate speech

6

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People in New Jersey are concerned and demanding information after a wave of mysterious drone sightings. What is going on with all the drones flying over New Jersey? Is it aliens or is it the government trying to keep us in the dark about something?

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00:00:00.000 It's an alien. You're just going in circles, man. Yeah, point down, point down.
00:00:07.220 Whoa, careful, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, careful. Jake. Hold on, you are not locking in.
00:00:12.060 So Jake flew the drone and it landed on top of the car and crawled under and it's right here.
00:00:19.820 Let me get my own. Yeah, bro, this is your responsibility.
00:00:24.320 People in New Jersey are concerned and demanding information after a wave of mysterious drone sightings.
00:00:31.100 Can you comment on the drones that are flying around New Jersey port?
00:00:34.580 The government knows what is happening. Drones over New Jersey.
00:00:38.400 This is over my house right now. What is that?
00:00:41.420 There's drones flying over New Jersey.
00:00:43.900 Something strange is going on. For some reason, they don't want to tell the people and they should.
00:00:47.860 Drones in New Jersey.
00:00:49.020 Since last month, dozens of drones mysteriously hovering in the skies at night.
00:00:53.980 Is that a one way to come to it? Solid.
00:01:03.000 Drones in New Jersey.
00:01:17.440 Today is my first time using this drone. I have no clue what I'm doing at all.
00:01:22.840 What's going on, man?
00:01:27.460 Yeah, how you doing, bro?
00:01:28.240 Good.
00:01:28.640 Did you hear about the drones in New Jersey?
00:01:30.800 What do you think that is?
00:01:32.320 I think it's, I don't know, bro.
00:01:33.740 Maybe I'll be just...
00:01:34.580 China or aliens?
00:01:36.520 Something like that.
00:01:37.720 I'm about to go investigate it.
00:01:42.440 All right, good to meet your brother.
00:01:43.400 I don't know if you can tell, but it's raining a lot in New York City.
00:01:48.780 Now I need to figure out how exactly you fly a drone.
00:01:53.940 Because if it's aliens, they got some really good thumbs.
00:01:56.820 If it's the Chinese, they have really good drones because the weather here is terrible. 1.00
00:02:00.700 Either way, I'm going to fly it better than both of them.
00:02:03.740 Goggles, remote.
00:02:05.720 That's all you need.
00:02:06.280 You can't use the drone without a micro SE.
00:02:12.400 Quick target stop.
00:02:13.600 But double whammy because I do have to pick up toys for the toy drop, which is also in
00:02:17.520 Jersey tonight.
00:02:24.880 You have micro SEs?
00:02:26.100 Yeah.
00:02:26.600 Let's go.
00:02:27.620 Do you know how to fly a drone?
00:02:28.700 Yeah, I actually do.
00:02:30.120 Do you have a second?
00:02:30.620 I have a drone in here that I need help with.
00:02:32.700 That I have no clue.
00:02:33.760 Did you hear about the drones in New Jersey?
00:02:36.040 That I heard, yeah.
00:02:37.060 What do you think about that?
00:02:38.040 I don't care anymore.
00:02:40.280 Listen, man.
00:02:41.460 I'm going to continue living. 1.00
00:02:43.040 Shit happens every single day. 1.00
00:02:44.860 I don't know. 1.00
00:02:45.320 Aliens in New Jersey.
00:02:46.320 Aliens.
00:02:47.300 Listen, I mean, yeah, that's what I mean.
00:02:48.680 I mean, hey, if it's aliens, if it's U.S., I don't care anymore.
00:02:51.560 What if it's the Chinese? 1.00
00:02:53.460 Whatever. 1.00
00:02:53.920 Shoot me now. 0.99
00:02:55.300 Let me just watch my show. 0.99
00:02:56.560 I don't care anymore.
00:02:57.860 I don't. 0.89
00:02:58.300 If I'm going to die tomorrow, I'll dodge you. 0.94
00:03:00.300 Whatever.
00:03:00.880 It's in God's hands.
00:03:01.780 It's in God's hands.
00:03:02.420 On the Uber.
00:03:02.780 Where are you flying at, by the way?
00:03:04.340 I'm going to go to Jersey and fly it.
00:03:05.700 I mean, if aliens can fly, then I can fly mine.
00:03:07.440 Oh, no, for sure.
00:03:08.060 But, I mean, compared to them, you will get arrested.
00:03:11.140 No way.
00:03:12.280 This is perfect.
00:03:13.320 Excuse me, sir.
00:03:14.260 Real quick, do you have Santa hats?
00:03:15.460 Oh, what's good, Snego? 1.00
00:03:16.320 How you doing?
00:03:17.040 You think they're lying?
00:03:17.980 I didn't.
00:03:18.300 You think they know?
00:03:18.880 Because the FBI is saying they don't know.
00:03:20.060 You think they know?
00:03:20.720 Definitely.
00:03:22.060 You think they know?
00:03:23.180 Yeah.
00:03:23.820 What do you think it is?
00:03:25.140 I think it's aliens.
00:03:26.360 I'm ready to fight, man.
00:03:27.560 I'm going to fight back.
00:03:28.540 How are you going to fight this?
00:03:29.540 Bro, that's why I'm getting all these drones.
00:03:31.360 I'm going to crash into them. 0.82
00:03:32.560 Crash into them. 0.99
00:03:37.880 There's aliens flying over Jersey.
00:03:39.600 Oh, boy.
00:03:43.160 Yeah, I like it.
00:03:44.500 They don't fit.
00:03:45.140 I can't believe you didn't see anything about the drones in New Jersey.
00:03:49.280 They're flying over Brooklyn, too.
00:03:50.460 If aliens came, what would you do?
00:03:53.940 I'm going down.
00:03:55.480 Did you hear about the drones in New Jersey?
00:03:57.000 Yes.
00:03:57.660 What do you think that is?
00:03:58.620 Aliens?
00:03:59.120 Something.
00:03:59.500 Dre says if it's aliens, he don't care.
00:04:01.640 He's just going to give the planet away.
00:04:02.980 Yeah, I don't care.
00:04:03.660 We're not going to fight back.
00:04:04.380 We've got to fight these aliens.
00:04:05.620 You trust the aliens more than Trump?
00:04:07.320 Yes.
00:04:08.480 Yes.
00:04:09.080 Who do you trust more, the aliens or Trump?
00:04:10.660 Kamala.
00:04:11.220 Kamala?
00:04:11.920 Yeah.
00:04:12.480 I trust the aliens more than Kamala.
00:04:13.800 This Uber is $250 and an hour and a half to get to Jersey.
00:04:18.040 That's dedication.
00:04:24.960 Whoever invented this packaging, I hope you get coal for Christmas.
00:04:32.040 This is what I need.
00:04:33.760 Rainy day.
00:04:34.720 Yeah.
00:04:35.540 Woo.
00:04:36.180 Let's go to New Jersey.
00:04:40.360 I just jumped out of the Uber because there's too much traffic to go into.
00:04:43.800 The Holland Tunnel.
00:04:45.040 That's the Holland Tunnel to get into Jersey.
00:04:47.460 Absolute mayhem.
00:04:48.540 I'm walking faster than all these cars.
00:04:50.680 But I need to deliver these two drones to the kids.
00:04:53.980 We'll make it there.
00:04:54.760 We can do it.
00:05:00.680 There was another school shooting in Madison, Wisconsin.
00:05:05.040 Just now.
00:05:05.800 Where is the Madison?
00:05:06.540 I am back in my apartment for the third time in a couple hours.
00:05:10.380 And I just realized that when I bought the micro SD card at Target, I threw out the attachment that will plug into your computer.
00:05:17.120 So I can record footage, but I can't access it.
00:05:21.000 So now I need to go and buy another one.
00:05:23.700 We're losing light.
00:05:24.780 Aliens are invading.
00:05:26.420 I need to get these drones to the kids. 0.68
00:05:28.480 But I will do it all in time.
00:05:30.580 Ah, hectic. 0.99
00:05:31.680 Fucking hectic mess. 0.99
00:05:33.740 There's always something that goes on in New Jersey. 1.00
00:05:36.740 Chris Christie, fix your state, you fat. 0.96
00:05:40.180 I love everyone. 0.95
00:05:41.200 What are you going to do if there's an alien invasion?
00:05:42.960 Would you fight back or would you join them?
00:05:44.800 I'll fight back, you know.
00:05:46.080 You'll fight back?
00:05:46.780 Yeah.
00:05:46.960 The worst traffic in New York is driving into New Jersey at, what time is it, 4?
00:06:01.520 Rush hour from here through the Holland Tunnel.
00:06:04.980 You might as well walk.
00:06:06.300 But I'm going to support Jake Future's toy drive and fight aliens in New Jersey.
00:06:10.440 And surprise, surprise, I'm going to be the only streamer there besides Jake.
00:06:13.460 The traffic is so slow, Uber Safety just called me and said I could call 911 in case I'm getting
00:06:19.280 Uber Safety incident reporting line.
00:06:22.100 For English, please press 1.
00:06:24.200 Para Español, in case I'm getting human traffic by Brooklyn right now.
00:06:30.080 Uber Safety's like, you good?
00:06:31.660 I don't think I've ever seen traffic that bad.
00:06:33.400 It's 6 o'clock.
00:06:43.020 That was about an hour longer than I expected.
00:06:45.040 We're here.
00:06:45.660 I had a great nap.
00:06:46.520 Thanks for driving.
00:06:48.140 That was like a flight.
00:06:49.260 I could have made it to Miami in this time.
00:06:51.040 Yeah.
00:06:51.260 Holy.
00:06:51.840 You know what's crazy?
00:06:52.540 I have to go back in 30 minutes.
00:06:54.260 Oh, God.
00:06:54.540 I don't see any drones.
00:06:55.760 No drones in New Jersey sky.
00:06:57.900 No aliens here.
00:06:59.260 Jake, what up?
00:07:01.580 What's good, man?
00:07:02.380 How you doing, boss?
00:07:06.580 Good to see you.
00:07:07.920 Good to see you.
00:07:09.240 I brought some toys.
00:07:10.600 Uh-uh.
00:07:11.400 Bro, do you see any drones flying over New Jersey?
00:07:13.620 No.
00:07:14.300 Did you hear about the aliens?
00:07:15.420 Yeah.
00:07:15.920 Yeah, you did?
00:07:16.740 All right.
00:07:17.120 I'm glad you're good.
00:07:18.640 Hey, come on in, man.
00:07:19.220 Where's your coat?
00:07:20.600 Inside.
00:07:21.480 I'm used to the cold.
00:07:23.320 I'm used to the cold.
00:07:24.720 Bro, it's freezing out here.
00:07:26.280 Inside that coat.
00:07:27.640 It is cold.
00:07:28.240 How are you?
00:07:28.760 Good.
00:07:29.080 Good to see you.
00:07:29.740 Same here.
00:07:30.460 I'm in the house in my room.
00:07:32.840 Hey, this is kind of hard over here.
00:07:34.580 You got drip on today.
00:07:35.580 That's his logo.
00:07:36.180 That's why.
00:07:36.660 I know.
00:07:37.020 It's a good logo.
00:07:38.720 Nice fit.
00:07:39.400 Hey, by the way, where's his shoes?
00:07:42.660 Oh.
00:07:44.040 What is this?
00:07:45.520 You're wearing the same beef and brox as last time.
00:07:48.100 Bro, you wore these on your birthday.
00:07:49.240 Don't worry.
00:07:49.520 I didn't forget.
00:07:50.220 Did you wear the shoes yet?
00:07:53.480 Yeah.
00:07:54.240 Where are they?
00:07:55.980 Home.
00:07:56.340 Home.
00:07:57.060 This wasn't the right occasion for them?
00:07:58.580 I know.
00:08:00.360 Whatever, bro.
00:08:01.600 Whatever.
00:08:02.340 I heard that there were drones flying over New York City or New Jersey, so you can give
00:08:07.960 this to someone and maybe they could protect us.
00:08:12.420 Yeah.
00:08:12.680 How many was I supposed to bring?
00:08:15.460 It don't matter.
00:08:16.700 It don't matter?
00:08:17.400 Next week, I want you to get them out or something?
00:08:18.980 Yeah.
00:08:19.760 Next week.
00:08:20.560 What day?
00:08:21.160 Friday.
00:08:21.660 Friday or Monday.
00:08:22.460 Friday?
00:08:23.260 We can do it Friday.
00:08:24.200 Sure.
00:08:24.780 Can I eat something?
00:08:25.400 I'm starving.
00:08:27.260 Everything is turkey, so you don't have to worry.
00:08:29.240 All turkey?
00:08:29.880 Yeah.
00:08:30.220 There's a lot of pork for the birthday.
00:08:32.420 It was only one pepperoni.
00:08:34.860 And the hot dogs, too.
00:08:36.880 Where's everyone else?
00:08:38.800 They're coming.
00:08:39.700 They're coming?
00:08:40.300 Yeah.
00:08:40.760 What about the rest of the streamers?
00:08:42.160 Forget about them.
00:08:44.260 Forget about them.
00:08:45.120 I can't beat you in an octagon.
00:08:48.740 An octagon?
00:08:49.740 Yeah.
00:08:50.560 In an octagon.
00:08:52.080 Trying to fight now?
00:08:53.140 Yeah.
00:08:53.860 You really want to get it?
00:08:54.940 You really want to get it?
00:08:55.960 I can't beat you any day.
00:08:58.420 Bro, I'll go in the octagon with you right now.
00:09:00.200 Forget the toy drive.
00:09:01.300 We'll go in the octagon right now.
00:09:02.900 Aki.
00:09:03.540 Boycott Aki.
00:09:04.940 My chain mark.
00:09:05.960 My chain mark.
00:09:07.380 Where is it?
00:09:08.680 Oh, you got it copyrighted?
00:09:09.920 Yeah.
00:09:10.900 Oh, okay, okay.
00:09:12.380 This one?
00:09:13.900 Yeah.
00:09:14.480 So this is copyrighted now?
00:09:15.440 Yeah.
00:09:16.100 This is a trademarked image?
00:09:17.960 Yeah.
00:09:18.900 So do I have to blur it out of the video?
00:09:21.660 No.
00:09:22.220 No?
00:09:22.700 Okay, I'm good.
00:09:24.200 For 50 Gs. 0.70
00:09:25.480 50 Gs.
00:09:27.160 Huh?
00:09:29.100 50 Gs.
00:09:30.520 50 Gs?
00:09:31.340 Yeah.
00:09:31.880 Well, I'm just going to blur it out of the video.
00:09:33.260 I'm cutting it out.
00:09:34.080 Cut that out. 0.73
00:09:35.080 Cut it out.
00:09:36.240 Look at you farming me for content.
00:09:37.780 You're going live?
00:09:39.380 You're just going to use me for content?
00:09:41.060 Yeah.
00:09:41.500 That was crazy.
00:09:41.940 You're just like the rest of the streamers.
00:09:43.620 Right.
00:09:44.600 Well, at least I'll call you.
00:09:46.300 Yeah, you did.
00:09:46.900 At least, you know, I'll call you too.
00:09:48.220 Yeah.
00:09:49.000 But I show up to this toy drive.
00:09:50.140 I'm just trying to be Santa Claus.
00:09:51.460 And Jake's going to use me for content?
00:09:53.220 But you're no better than XQC and the whole industry.
00:09:56.540 Tell me the idea.
00:09:57.340 What about what?
00:09:57.840 What if we go to skydiving?
00:10:00.880 Me and you go skydiving?
00:10:02.220 You said this last time.
00:10:03.200 We're going to go skydiving.
00:10:04.040 Yeah.
00:10:04.680 I promise.
00:10:05.140 We're going to go skydiving.
00:10:06.240 Next up, bungee jumping and skydiving.
00:10:08.500 Yeah.
00:10:08.700 Next time.
00:10:09.140 So when we give out the toys, we'll go skydiving the same day.
00:10:11.720 How about that?
00:10:12.440 Okay.
00:10:12.920 All right.
00:10:13.320 I'll plan it out now.
00:10:14.200 Yeah.
00:10:14.380 I'll plan it out now.
00:10:15.160 Or we can just go into the octagon and stop all this like fun little fun stuff and I can
00:10:18.500 just beat you up.
00:10:19.060 How about that?
00:10:20.180 Yeah.
00:10:20.960 Yeah?
00:10:21.360 Yeah.
00:10:21.780 Okay.
00:10:22.080 You look excited to get beat up. 0.98
00:10:23.220 You're kind of a weirdo, but. 0.99
00:10:24.040 Yeah. 0.74
00:10:24.660 I asked Jake, who's this girl here? 0.99
00:10:26.380 Because she came to the birthday party and she wanted to like buy the shoes that I got
00:10:29.820 him as a present.
00:10:30.460 I asked Jake, what's her name?
00:10:31.340 What's her name?
00:10:31.980 Bugga.
00:10:32.920 Who?
00:10:33.860 What'd you say?
00:10:38.560 Bubba?
00:10:40.500 Say Bubba right now. 0.99
00:10:41.700 See if she comes over.
00:10:43.300 Bubba.
00:10:45.280 Man, they didn't show up to his birthday party.
00:10:47.160 You don't even know her name and she showed up. 0.91
00:10:49.380 The real ones.
00:10:50.960 When's my birthday?
00:10:57.340 9-11?
00:11:01.980 All right.
00:11:02.620 Me and Jake are in this Jersey parking lot. 0.98
00:11:04.760 He's so black. 0.97
00:11:05.340 I can't see him. 0.75
00:11:05.980 But this drone is just giving me headaches all day long.
00:11:08.800 Come on.
00:11:09.580 Come on.
00:11:10.420 It's just not working, man.
00:11:11.780 I look like a scientist out here.
00:11:13.420 The Mexican alcoholics are coming from the liquor store. 1.00
00:11:15.900 They're staring at me.
00:11:16.640 I don't know.
00:11:17.320 First, I'm using it.
00:11:18.140 I really don't know as much as you.
00:11:20.200 Okay.
00:11:20.540 So, Jake, you just move the joystick around.
00:11:22.120 It's like a Wiimote.
00:11:22.860 You ever play Wii Sports?
00:11:24.040 You just move it around like that.
00:11:25.720 It's an alien.
00:11:28.580 You're just going in circles, man.
00:11:30.940 Yeah, point down.
00:11:31.580 Point down.
00:11:32.820 Whoa, careful, Jake.
00:11:33.480 Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake.
00:11:33.960 Careful.
00:11:35.160 Jake.
00:11:35.840 Hold on.
00:11:36.280 You are not locking in.
00:11:37.260 So, Jake flew the drone, and it landed on top of the car and crawled under, and it's right
00:11:44.940 here.
00:11:45.420 Let me get my own.
00:11:47.920 Let me get my own.
00:11:48.540 Yeah, bro.
00:11:48.940 This is your responsibility.
00:11:49.940 You say, oh, Jake.
00:11:53.440 Let me get my own.