SNEAKO - December 16, 2024


EVERYTHING IS FAKE AND GAY.


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

143.0832

Word Count

1,296

Sentence Count

160

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.080 Nice to meet you. I watch you. I see you on Twitter and stuff. Oh yeah? Yeah, sir. Welcome back to the city. Good to be back, Anne.
00:00:06.420 Yes, sir. Merry Christmas.
00:00:20.440 Everything is fake and gay. We are in a major drought of artists. Have you noticed that there hasn't been a good song in five years?
00:00:27.880 Name one song in five years that's good. There's maybe been three good movies since 2019, and every new rapper that comes out sounds like a Percocet out white guy over a beat that's too loud.
00:00:40.780 Ready? Here's every underground rapper that people tell me to listen to.
00:00:44.440 I just popped a Xanax and I just gotta go. I just popped a Xanax and I just gotta go. I just popped a Perk and she made me in Perk.
00:00:52.920 Everything is so fake and gay, you look at the news and immediately know the CIA is trying to mind control you.
00:01:00.600 You're telling me there's mysterious drones flying over New Jersey and Brooklyn and the FBI doesn't know what it is?
00:01:06.880 Imaginary alien drones.
00:01:09.500 Fuck!
00:01:10.120 Then some Italian Ivy League guy takes DMT, fucks up his back, and guns down a CEO in broad day, man.
00:01:18.600 None of this makes sense.
00:01:26.480 And because nothing makes sense, there's a serious need for people to make something unique and new right now.
00:01:32.540 And it hasn't been for a long time.
00:01:34.480 Social media was one of the greatest creations because it took these two forms of media and simplified it into a square in your pocket.
00:01:41.340 The problem is everybody knows the method to go famous and to get rich instantly now that they're not trying to create something new.
00:01:49.220 In two years, live streaming went from somebody playing games and connecting with their community to celebrities shilling McDonald's and gambling promotion.
00:01:58.540 There's no way you're okay with your favorite streamer clicking fruit for hours every day.
00:02:04.060 The bar needs to be raised a little higher.
00:02:06.520 And no, you might not see an immediate return on investment if you make something new.
00:02:11.320 But holy, is everything else need to be repetitive, churned out garbage?
00:02:16.360 Am I the only one?
00:02:17.540 If I have to see the steak logo plastered over a video of a prostitute crying for sleeping with 100 guys, I'm gonna cry too.
00:02:26.060 What's happened was before COVID, everybody still believed in the lies of feminism, of propaganda, of celebrity grandeur.
00:02:34.080 And now we're in the post-realization stage after we figured out the government lied to us about everything and the media was in on it too.
00:02:41.140 But we've just accepted it.
00:02:42.960 There's never been a time in history where we so willingly accept that it's all bullshit.
00:02:48.360 It's this weird time in life where everybody has accepted it's all fake and gay, but we don't care.
00:02:55.820 We don't, we have apathy towards it.
00:02:57.580 And the only way to fix this brain rot is with art.
00:03:00.980 We saw it with 1970s New York film where the post-World War II paranoia finally wore off and the dread turned into some of the best film we've ever seen.
00:03:11.700 In the late 90s we saw it when there was a string of movies about men being so fed up with the corporate life,
00:03:18.120 they channeled that energy into The Matrix and Office Space, American Psycho, American Beauty.
00:03:24.140 The best films of that era all reflected the collective mindset that this is all bullshit.
00:03:30.080 And now it's time for us to make that collective agreement again.
00:03:33.380 Everything is fake and gay.
00:03:34.760 It's turkey bacon, by the way.
00:04:02.040 It's December 15th, 2020.
00:04:04.760 Let's have a good day.
00:04:06.520 Woke up late.
00:04:07.360 One of those days.
00:04:08.780 Sunday.
00:04:09.380 I don't feel like doing anything.
00:04:10.600 So I'll go to the sauna.
00:04:11.640 Nice to meet you.
00:04:12.460 I watch you.
00:04:13.300 I see you on Twitter and stuff.
00:04:14.640 Oh yeah?
00:04:15.200 Yeah, sir.
00:04:15.880 Welcome back to the city.
00:04:17.020 Good to be back, hand.
00:04:18.060 Merry Christmas.
00:04:18.660 Have a good one.
00:04:27.620 The gym has become such a social place.
00:04:29.820 They have a bar here.
00:04:31.120 I'm not even here to go to the gym.
00:04:32.340 I just want to sit in the sauna.
00:04:34.760 All right, fine.
00:04:36.500 I'm here.
00:04:37.180 Might as well.
00:04:49.180 What's going on?
00:04:50.020 What's going on?
00:04:50.740 Big fan.
00:04:51.940 Good workout today?
00:04:53.080 Yeah.
00:04:53.360 Do you mind if I snag a picture?
00:04:54.880 Let's do it.
00:04:55.640 Sick, man.
00:04:56.480 What are you hitting today?
00:04:57.620 Oh, we just wrapped up some deadlifts and then we're going to get back now.
00:05:00.720 What about you?
00:05:01.520 Yeah, I was skipping leg day today.
00:05:03.220 You guys don't.
00:05:04.200 I can see that.
00:05:06.860 Odd future shirt, man.
00:05:08.020 Thank you.
00:05:08.520 I'll place you back.
00:05:09.040 The best workouts are the ones you really didn't want to do.
00:05:16.720 Last night was one of those nights needed this recovery.
00:05:19.920 Holy shit, that sauna was necessary.
00:05:21.880 You know the sauna's good when you're sweating after the cold shower.
00:05:26.780 Highly, highly recommend sauna.
00:05:35.080 I swear to God, that gym session was spiritual.
00:05:39.480 Probably shouldn't stay out late and go out and, you know, party with people.
00:05:43.060 But it's nice after a long day at work.
00:05:44.860 Last night, some friends called me.
00:05:46.640 We're hanging out all night.
00:05:47.820 I could save that time and go to bed early.
00:05:49.980 But it's all about balance.
00:05:51.760 It's all about balance.
00:05:53.520 Hey, nice to meet you.
00:05:55.220 How are you?
00:05:55.820 Good, good.
00:05:56.520 Where are you guys from?
00:05:57.420 How are you?
00:05:59.800 Wait, you're here for a vacation?
00:06:01.800 Yeah.
00:06:02.360 How are you?
00:06:03.300 You're in Arabic?
00:06:04.760 Yeah, Arabic.
00:06:06.100 Where are you from Saudi?
00:06:07.400 Dubai.
00:06:07.980 Oh, Dubai.
00:06:08.720 Oh, okay, welcome.
00:06:09.640 I'm not on YouTube anymore.
00:06:11.080 Yeah, I don't see it.
00:06:12.140 She's not on Rumble.
00:06:13.260 Rumble, no.
00:06:14.040 I just started on X.
00:06:15.260 You know Twitter?
00:06:15.920 Yeah.
00:06:16.380 Yeah, go watch on X.
00:06:17.740 Twitter's bad?
00:06:18.440 Dirty boy.
00:06:19.220 Dirty boy.
00:06:19.980 Naughty.
00:06:20.600 Twitter?
00:06:21.320 Naughty.
00:06:21.980 Twitter's good.
00:06:22.660 Naughty.
00:06:24.820 This guy's a joker, man.
00:06:26.240 He rules the world with truth and grace.
00:06:30.640 All right.
00:06:31.780 One of those days.
00:06:33.120 One of these days, Alice.
00:06:34.940 One of these days.
00:06:36.800 One of these days.
00:06:39.960 Now it's time to go to this show, but I'm, as usual, 10 minutes late.
00:06:59.480 And if you want to see an old movie, they have theaters around here that are always screening.
00:07:03.140 Really artsy films.
00:07:04.720 Like a fartsy French movie, black and white, where she's crying on the wall.
00:07:08.720 Come here, Lincoln Center.
00:07:10.060 That's a very underrated part of Manhattan.
00:07:12.200 Surprise, it's not busier.
00:07:13.200 I'm late.
00:07:13.720 I'm yapping.
00:07:14.640 Great.
00:07:15.040 One level up, please.
00:07:16.060 Thanks.
00:07:16.360 Thank you.
00:07:17.080 I feel like a shi-si is not appropriate for this place.
00:07:23.720 I think a part of my teacher only lives once.
00:07:27.040 10 minutes.
00:07:27.880 I like going to places like this because it feels like this is what life was like in
00:07:49.300 the 90s.
00:07:49.960 Free social media.
00:07:51.120 I'm kind of ruining it right now with this.
00:07:53.000 Dancing, costumes, all that was extremely impressive.
00:07:55.540 I people, they're very smart.
00:07:57.900 Everybody's walking out here.
00:07:59.700 I've used this fun.
00:08:02.180 It did.
00:08:02.740 It likes me.
00:08:03.840 Oh, it's a new tab already.
00:08:06.340 Very good.
00:08:06.540 Public positions.
00:08:08.460 Now.
00:08:08.880 There's one.
00:08:09.780 The only reason I can buy this is driving as a
00:08:18.680 fire girl and it ends up.
00:08:20.340 It's weird.
00:08:20.460 Hey, how are you guys declining?
00:08:21.680 Oh, you're unique?
00:08:23.760 Good.
00:08:24.320 Hey.
00:08:24.900 I'm like, you're right��.
00:08:26.380 I came home, again, with low expectations, but it's good.
00:08:29.420 Stuff like this is extremely inspiring, and I highly recommend going to culturally enrich yourselves, too.
00:08:39.140 I really have to go home and get a lot of work done.
00:08:42.240 It's intermission right now, and I so badly just want to stay in the show.
00:08:46.020 The bell's ringing for us to go back in.
00:08:47.800 Stay for a bit. Stay for a bit longer.
00:08:55.380 Ah, duty calls. I gotta go.
00:08:58.920 Reminder, quote, tweet, and reply to this, and you'll be entered into a crypto giveaway every day.