SNEAKO - April 20, 2025


CONCERTS ARE FOR NPCs.


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

164.49652

Word Count

1,975

Sentence Count

244

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I wish I could still have fun like an NPC. They're having a blast, and it's not that I'm better, but I can't do it anymore.
00:00:07.840 I thought I recognized you.
00:00:09.120 What's up? How are you?
00:00:10.340 Hey, Sneeko, nice to meet you. I saw you at the inauguration a couple months ago.
00:00:13.260 Yeah, I was gonna say hi, but I didn't think you liked me.
00:00:16.460 Oh, why didn't I like you?
00:00:17.480 I don't know, I just felt like maybe I had to be mistaken as fuck as hell.
00:00:20.920 Great step, man. Great to see you. After six years, that's the only time.
00:00:24.280 Right back, you know what I'm saying? My boy Sneeko don't turn your fuck up.
00:00:26.940 Gotta be more like Shaq White.
00:00:28.960 This is my language, but it's still up.
00:00:32.940 Wait, you work here?
00:00:34.180 No, I don't work here.
00:00:35.060 Wait, so how did you get the cart?
00:00:36.680 With my friends.
00:00:37.740 If I'm not supposed to be here, how the fuck did I end up here?
00:00:41.680 At music festivals, if you just act like you belong, walk with confidence, you can get it anywhere.
00:00:56.940 Mission to find Jake Shields in the maze of a casino. There he is. Fancy one.
00:01:08.620 All the new shit.
00:01:09.200 I can't eat all this, bro.
00:01:10.280 Yeah.
00:01:10.600 What is that?
00:01:11.020 It's a cheese pizza.
00:01:12.420 Thanks a lot.
00:01:13.260 Wait, so what do you think about people that say that influencing is an easy job?
00:01:17.900 It's definitely not easy. I mean, I can understand why they get shit. I think a lot of influencers deserve shit because there's a lot of lame people in it.
00:01:25.320 But it's pretty exhausting to stream a long time. It depends on what you're doing, too.
00:01:30.280 Making content. It can be difficult. Because if you're trying to be creative, it's a lot of work.
00:01:34.840 I'm trying to learn to do stuff good, not just be the same. It's a lot of work to try to learn new things.
00:01:40.260 It's obviously some of these guys are cheesy, not doing anything interesting, but there's nothing to do. If you're out learning new things, you edit your own shit, you remember earlier the vlogs you do it, then you're actually not wanting to start doing things like that, but it's a lot of work.
00:01:51.100 That's a grind.
00:01:51.780 Quick nap.
00:01:52.740 And then the reason I'm supposed to be here at Wrestlemania is in four hours, getting to meet my publicist for the first time. Dan Bilzerian wants to meet in one hour.
00:02:00.320 There's a three-hour time difference so I could sleep for 30 minutes. That's all I need and I should be good to go.
00:02:07.440 It's time to leave Las Vegas. Las Vegas is a funny place because every time you come here, the contrast of walking through the maze of the casino, all the slots and the allure of the drinks and the smoking and the flashy, amazing, happy music, to the contrast of looking out at the beautiful Nevada skyline where cowboys and Indians fought by the mountains.
00:02:30.980 But the man-made city is blocking it, almost keeping you in in this artificial hell hole.
00:02:37.140 Even something as simple as crossing the streets through Las Vegas feels like taking steps over the highway to hell.
00:02:43.420 There's highways and strips everywhere, ugly people who are perpetually drunk.
00:02:48.680 I can never stay in Vegas too long.
00:02:50.640 Even all the women here look and talk like Sims characters.
00:02:54.060 The best part of Vegas is by far the MMA. Some of the best rooms in the country and the taxes are good. Other than that, get out of here.
00:03:00.860 This turkey bacon looks like rubber.
00:03:03.760 Flying to Coachella in 30 minutes.
00:03:07.620 Coachella. Coachella.
00:03:11.440 That's the problem. I hear them enthusiastic. I've gambled before and won.
00:03:14.880 But you don't stop. You don't stop when you win. You stop when you run out of money.
00:03:18.840 Hey, you gonna go to the airport?
00:03:19.960 Come on.
00:03:20.240 30 minute flight. 30 minute now.
00:03:28.860 Now life's been busy and hectic, but when you think about it, it is enjoyable to be living exactly the life and doing what I always wanted to do.
00:03:39.920 There's nothing that's more mentally equalizing than knowing that you're trying your absolute best, no matter what the results.
00:03:46.240 He lives out here. I just came on vacation from Boston.
00:03:54.660 What's up, brother?
00:03:56.060 Yeah, the California handshake. I forgot.
00:03:58.100 Yeah, literally, bro.
00:03:59.200 I got you.
00:04:02.520 I'm not used to that.
00:04:04.680 I'm going to Coachella tonight.
00:04:07.040 Just for one day?
00:04:07.680 Yeah, one day and then I got to go to L.A. tomorrow.
00:04:11.100 That's fire. What are you not there?
00:04:12.800 In L.A., I got to stream every day, man. It's always work.
00:04:16.100 Yeah, exact.
00:04:18.240 Do you know Ximena?
00:04:19.660 Yeah, I do.
00:04:20.480 You do?
00:04:21.280 Okay, you're in soon.
00:04:22.080 I don't be on there too much. Bye, see your shit.
00:04:23.520 You ever run full speed ahead for so long, so much work, so much traveling, halfway through that state of dreamlike exhaustion and manic?
00:04:35.080 I've come to appreciate that mindset as the fuck it, we ball mindset.
00:04:39.500 There's really no other better way to live than just fuck it, we ball.
00:04:44.280 Fuck it, we ball.
00:04:46.000 Things may be crumbling around, this thing could not be working out, people are yelling at you, this person needs this, fuck it, we ball.
00:04:55.160 Which really goes a layer deeper if you think about it.
00:04:57.720 It's the acceptance that everything that happens is already predetermined, so there's no better way to live than in a free-flowing bliss of whatever.
00:05:07.820 I don't know what's coming next.
00:05:09.340 I don't know if I could lose everything or if we're on the brink of world war, but fuck it, we ball.
00:05:16.200 Because if depression is just obsession about the past and anxiety is obsession about the future, then happiness is the acceptance of right now.
00:05:26.840 Hey, finally, how was the job?
00:05:29.500 It was so long.
00:05:31.020 Oh my God, that's my friend.
00:05:32.420 Nice to meet you.
00:05:33.940 It was so long.
00:05:35.480 It was like two hours, right?
00:05:36.720 No, it took like three hours.
00:05:38.220 Last time it took two hours.
00:05:40.580 So we thought, I'll get it two hours.
00:05:43.160 It was three?
00:05:43.700 I bet a lot of people are coming for Coachella, that's why.
00:05:46.760 Yeah.
00:05:47.620 They got a lot of speed bumps here, huh?
00:05:52.340 This is a lot more fun than being in the crowd, though.
00:05:54.300 I could do this all day.
00:06:00.640 So which one is the best one to do drugs in?
00:06:03.420 Sahara.
00:06:03.880 We're going to go there right now.
00:06:04.780 Oh, Sahara?
00:06:06.260 Do you have any drugs?
00:06:07.780 I don't do drugs.
00:06:08.660 Not anymore.
00:06:09.060 Nice, man.
00:06:10.120 Why'd you quit?
00:06:11.400 She don't do drugs.
00:06:12.600 That's dope.
00:06:13.600 Sobriety is the best drug.
00:06:15.320 Oh, hell yeah, it is.
00:06:16.700 All right, we made it to where?
00:06:18.320 Sahara.
00:06:19.360 The drug tent.
00:06:20.920 I used to do drugs too.
00:06:21.940 I also quit.
00:06:22.920 You really?
00:06:23.340 Yeah, it's nice to be sober.
00:06:24.820 Wait, you work here?
00:06:26.060 No, I don't work here.
00:06:26.940 Wait, so how did you get the cart?
00:06:28.560 With my friends.
00:06:29.200 That driver just left, and I have no idea where I am.
00:06:33.540 Where am I?
00:06:35.520 I lost to Coachella.
00:06:37.240 Am I supposed to be here?
00:06:49.080 How the fuck did I end up here?
00:06:51.280 Which one's your favorite?
00:06:52.840 Sangwoo.
00:06:53.480 Sangwoo.
00:06:54.420 Jay!
00:06:55.380 Jay!
00:06:55.740 Yeah.
00:06:56.160 It's his birthday.
00:06:58.520 It's his birthday.
00:07:00.160 It's Jay's birthday.
00:07:01.000 Happy birthday, Jay.
00:07:02.780 Happy birthday, Jay.
00:07:03.800 Happy birthday, Jay.
00:07:03.880 Happy birthday, Jay.
00:07:04.500 Happy birthday, Jay.
00:07:09.840 What the?
00:07:12.140 Did you make this?
00:07:13.140 I had it made.
00:07:14.320 And I've got another one.
00:07:15.720 Is it here?
00:07:16.420 Yes, but it's really big, so it doesn't show very well.
00:07:19.360 Let's see.
00:07:20.080 Show it off.
00:07:23.260 If you would say one thing to him, what would you say?
00:07:25.260 That I'm so incredibly proud of everything he's done.
00:07:28.580 His cover that just came out, his voice is incredible, and all the hard work he put in
00:07:31.820 is worth it, and we love him for it.
00:07:33.340 It's like the sixth grade, bro.
00:07:34.620 That's crazy.
00:07:35.020 Oh, how old are you now?
00:07:35.580 I'm 22.
00:07:37.140 Oh, shit.
00:07:37.720 Yeah, dude.
00:07:38.020 I've been watching like OG-ass time.
00:07:39.940 It's the most funniest house to hear.
00:07:40.820 Oh, it's dope to see.
00:07:41.660 Yeah, bro.
00:07:42.040 Enjoy the show.
00:07:42.640 Yeah, likewise.
00:07:43.360 Take it easy, bro.
00:07:43.960 At music festivals, if you just act like you belong, walk with confidence, you can get
00:07:52.400 it anywhere.
00:07:54.740 Yeah.
00:08:00.020 Sometimes, I wish I could still have fun like an NPC.
00:08:03.820 They're having a blast, and it's not that I'm better, but I can't do it anymore.
00:08:13.300 What do you think of concerts?
00:08:14.580 Do you like watching shows?
00:08:16.440 Oh, this is great.
00:08:17.280 This is why I come out and do this.
00:08:19.360 Not for the job, just to be able to see everything.
00:08:21.340 All the people.
00:08:22.040 It's so much fun.
00:08:23.180 Everybody, so many people come out for this.
00:08:25.020 It's amazing.
00:08:25.480 From all over the world.
00:08:26.320 That's crazy.
00:08:27.900 Now, stage show, I like stage show.
00:08:29.740 I like country music better.
00:08:31.020 Oh, that's next week, right?
00:08:31.820 Yeah.
00:08:42.540 Oh, I thought I recognized you.
00:08:44.300 What's up?
00:08:44.920 How are you?
00:08:45.560 Hey, Sneeko, nice to meet you.
00:08:46.460 I saw you at the inauguration a couple months ago.
00:08:48.500 Yeah.
00:08:49.020 I was going to say hi, but I didn't think you liked me.
00:08:51.700 Oh, and I like you.
00:08:52.700 I don't know.
00:08:53.200 Are you recording right now?
00:08:55.040 Nah, but it was streaming earlier, but there's no connection.
00:08:57.320 Yeah, there was no shit.
00:08:58.760 I know.
00:08:58.980 It sucks out here.
00:08:59.780 Are you performing tonight?
00:09:00.460 I don't think he looks good.
00:09:01.140 Um, no.
00:09:02.600 Wait, why would I hate you?
00:09:03.620 I don't know.
00:09:04.220 I just felt like maybe I had to be mistaken for somebody else.
00:09:07.540 Oh, okay.
00:09:08.540 I feel like, yeah, maybe I do.
00:09:10.860 Well, I thought you were born at getting trouble.
00:09:12.900 Like, that was cool.
00:09:13.940 Thank you.
00:09:14.840 Yeah.
00:09:15.360 That was such an experience.
00:09:17.020 It was really cool.
00:09:17.840 Do people give you any problems for...
00:09:19.400 Fuck yeah.
00:09:20.200 Yo.
00:09:20.520 So, I'm walking.
00:09:23.140 You were...
00:09:23.780 No, wait.
00:09:24.240 Who put me?
00:09:24.860 Oh, I know.
00:09:25.540 Do you mind?
00:09:26.340 Can I...
00:09:26.740 Yeah, no, I'm not streaming.
00:09:28.320 Do you mind if I record some of this?
00:09:29.700 I don't...
00:09:30.360 I think she'd be comfortable with that.
00:09:33.160 I just...
00:09:33.500 No, let's just chill.
00:09:34.260 Let's chill.
00:09:34.740 Let's chill.
00:09:35.060 Okay, okay.
00:09:35.720 Is that cool?
00:09:36.480 You don't want to?
00:09:37.340 No.
00:09:37.940 Okay, okay.
00:09:38.400 Let's chill.
00:10:08.400 Get out of the nightgown.
00:10:09.380 Nothing like the light skin.
00:10:10.280 Mama's seat is in H-Town.
00:10:11.460 They got them porn star big booties.
00:10:13.580 Let me film it, then shoot it.
00:10:15.200 3D money, no illusion.
00:10:16.780 Pinning in, fulfilling booze.
00:10:18.080 Might get you live.
00:10:19.000 This is a pretty good seat's ever.
00:10:20.740 Thank you.
00:10:26.720 Yeah.
00:10:28.900 Yeah.
00:10:30.220 I'm gonna eat everybody on my left side.
00:10:34.800 Everybody in the motherfucking back.
00:10:38.400 Let's get on.
00:10:39.000 Let's get on.
00:10:39.420 Let's get on.
00:10:39.960 Let's get on.
00:10:41.180 Shit.
00:10:41.920 Scè‘—.
00:10:42.520 Let's tout you.
00:10:43.560 Yeah.
00:10:44.760 Make all this safe.
00:10:45.380 I can not change.
00:10:46.600 It can be time to take off.
00:10:48.380 And let it pay.
00:10:49.520 Yeah.
00:10:50.000 Hey, come on now, bitch, got the vibrate, know me like a beeper
00:11:04.140 Boy, I'm in Colorado, smoking California, baby
00:11:08.180 The bitch so bad, call her ticket, cause I really wanna meet her
00:11:12.440 And I ain't kidding the wine, but that my mama shit up
00:11:16.560 Hey, mama shit up, mama, mama, mama shit up
00:11:20.920 Mama, mama shit up, mama, mama shit up
00:11:25.000 Seven years ago in U.O., remember?
00:11:28.940 I've seen the video, I've seen the video, hey, great set
00:11:32.660 I like the track too, you're stuck in my head, man
00:11:37.500 I don't like the lock in my head, you can't hold it, yo
00:11:40.420 I'm about to stay focused, man
00:11:44.080 Wow, thank you
00:11:46.080 Great set, man, it's great to see, after six years, that's the only time
00:11:49.080 Right back, you know what I'm saying, my boy is thinking I'll take the fuck off
00:11:52.080 Gotta be more like Shaq White
00:11:54.080 And this is my language, but, it's still up
00:11:57.080 You know that, you know that, you know that, you know that