SNEAKO - July 13, 2022H3H3 Ethan Klein is Utterly PATHETIC
Episode Stats
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about Cobra Taint, H3H3, and the Red Pill Freaks. Also, we discuss TikTok, and we discuss the difference between ancels and incels.
Transcript
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Tristan. The guys who we talked about recently, they are
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How many of you, Chad, used to watch him back in the day and laugh
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The U.S. Embassy... Look at him. Saying the same
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At least those fat actors you brought up are entertaining.
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This is a podcast where you're supposed to be speaking fast,
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and you're just sitting here waiting for your fucking producers to laugh at your stupid jokes.
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I'm in my tailored $10,000 suits without a geeky hat on.
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Of course, but it's just an amazing lack of self-awareness for somebody like that.
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Honestly, though, like, not picking sides on Tate or them.
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I don't know what else, if it's supposed to be political or something.
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Are you guys going to mention you got raided by the SWAT team for human trafficking?
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Y'all need to mention that before you talk about me.
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I just love the fact that they have to bring up their self-worth because they're so insecure about themselves.
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Just go put on some weed clothes and do Vape Nation.
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Like, I've heard stuff about them in the past, like, trying to dox people.
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And it's them, the silence is them trying to, like, get a little bit of self-esteem, even though deep down they know they're wrong.
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It was the girl's boyfriend that called the embassy on Tate and Ted, oh, okay, it was the boyfriend.
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It is kind of, it's fun, too, because, like, not that, not that he even has a point with this or that it matters.
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But if they actually knew anything about you, I mean, you are also very wealthy.
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Can you imagine listening to this bullshit in the car?
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If podcasts are supposed to be energetic, entertaining conversation, they're bringing nothing but complaints.
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No offense to our Romanian fans, but, like, Los Angeles rich versus Romanian rich, there is a difference there.
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And people who only admire money saying you have a creepy black van.
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Opening the stream was the best thing I did this year.
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Coming from, like, a YouTuber, like, I really haven't had a hard life.
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My life has been pretty good for the most part.
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And I, that's how much bitch mentality is going on at Gen Z.
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Not that that makes you better than them or anybody, but it's just, it's ironic that they're bringing that up.
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You know, they probably don't know anything about you, so.
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Okay, now they're flexing about money, but they were just, like, getting mad about the suit thing.
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Also, what's interesting about my money is that I made it by not human trafficking people.
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He said the human trafficking thing for the eighth time.
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But at least I got a little, like, like, a little something.
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It's just, this is their complaining and whine.
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I didn't kidnap anyone and force them into doing webcams, stuff like that.
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You falsely accusing people of, like, serious allegation is clean money?
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Yo, so I think that what they're trying to say, when they say, I look like I'd be at
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a playground, they're trying to say, stay off our turf.
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We, you know, they say with models and baseball, they try to find them young.
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Hey, but next to the five, they're coping so hard, man.
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Yeah, they, someone took the time of the day to Photoshop this for like five seconds at
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There's people, the producers with the nail polish and chuckling, are you?
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The amount of confidence to turn a camera and a mic on and just, yeah.
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Someone like that, to look at someone like me, who's an accomplished as I am with every
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I mean, except rational thought, except any moral compass, which is important, by the
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Your moral compass is falsely accusing other men and being happy when the police bring you
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Celebrating people's downfalls because they intimidate you.
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He said, got every genetic, you know, just saying.
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At least the producer is saying, you're like, oh, yeah, you know, Ethan, you're actually
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You apparently, because you're talking about it.
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I wonder if they did eat, like, a steak, like, related to The Tramp, where you meet
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It's actually almost an impressive level of delusion.
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Let me ask a question to people like him who will say shit like that about people like us.
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Men complain all the time, oh, women just like guys with money.
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Everything you guys complain about women only like describes me.
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And I know Eli's slowly losing respect for him.
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And there's no way Ethan can still fuck her, bro.
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You think he can really say, ah, yeah, open your mouth.
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He makes it sound like I was like, it's not fair.
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And these tall guys are fucking all the bitches.
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And I'm just so bitterly married for 10 years with two kids.
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If the women aren't fucking me, who are they fucking?
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He used to be one of those like, yo, this is one of the cool YouTubers.
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Chat, I'm going to go bring it back to the same shit.
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I'm just saying like, yes, you might think that voting matters and everything.
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How the fuck do you connect those two things and make them make sense?
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Would you like to come on a date and drink some champagne, sit in the jacuzzi with me?
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I want to date the fat guy with a podcast who's short.
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I'm actually sure that a lot of women would prefer to date me.
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I'm not saying that as a flex just because you're like.
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I need to get this guy off this fucking pedestal.
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I'm not saying that as a flex just because you're like a S.A.S.
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Who's like creepy and violent and scary and like unhinged lunatic and obviously not a good
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And so, like, yeah, there are there are different kinds of women in the world.
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And the one that I would pursue is one like Hila, who is looking for someone with substance
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And a levity and a sense of humor and stuff like that.
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And that's the kind of woman that I would want to date and be with anyway.
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So it's just fine to like this is where these guys, they put everyone in these holes.
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And I just don't know how you go through your life living like so simplistic.
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And because women and men, naturally, there are generalizations you can make all the women
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But none of these bitches said Ethan because it's predictable.
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Men and women, you can make obvious generalizations because of evolution, because of biology.
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But it really, you know, it's interesting because these guys could do coaching and it really
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shows you what they think about the people that pay them for advice.
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Because they go, you're short, you're fat, you're pathetic, you'll never, you're not,
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So like, what are you doing bothering taking people's money and coaching them if they're
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Because apparently if you're just fat, you shouldn't even exist.
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Wanting to get rich, wanting to get in physical shape that's better than you.
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His face, they, like, it's the slow realization that you're full of shit and your neck beard
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Remember we looked, the leg lengthening surgery?
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Where they, like, break your legs and then you spend three years healing to gain, like,
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I'm going to get that surgery and come step to them.
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So, I, I, I have not, I have genuinely not watched the episode.
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Even the producers are laughing at the episode.
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I actually tried to watch the episode to do, like, an important video.
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But, bro, you know what the worst thing about him?
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The worst thing about him is, not only is he a mouth breather, but worse is, he's not
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even intelligent, he's not compendious, he can't even do as we do.
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So, he's one of those guys who does a podcast, he's like, hey, yeah, so.
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I don't want to do, I don't want, that's a spot on impression.
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Those producers about him being the fucking Hustlers Academy.
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I don't want to do this, but can you just do me a favor and shit.
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Yo, chat, what did Tate just have an Aiden Ross to stream?
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Triple talker, a slow talker, a mouth breather, all that.
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Wait a minute, why are you pressed about this again?
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Because I, I bought H3's merch back in the day.
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If you watch my video, 20 years old, a lot of like, uh, people like that, call that video
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And to see him flip into a bot, this is what happens, bro.
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You start believing the bot shit too much and you become a fucking pathetic, failed, washed-up
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No, this is from the video we were just reacting to.
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You laughing like the penguin from Batman, bro.
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Look, he has Tourette's laughing face like, what a fucking loser.
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I mean, the Jew part is probably the more telling element of that comment.
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That producer, remember when you called 18 and 19-year-old women's children?
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Is there anybody from the chat who listened to this podcast?
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Okay, at least the comments are all on his fucking ass, bro.
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It's crazy to see all these kids that used to watch.
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Ethan grew up and realized he's just a creep bum.
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He says, that guy makes his staff wear masks while they film their podcast as well.
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Okay, it's only girls who said that they listen to age three.
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We did for like a week when we had a COVID scare.
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The guy makes his staff wear all masks when they film.
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This is what I'm saying about the bot brainwashing shit.
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Why are these people wearing masks in a podcast?
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But we had an exemption from being entertainment.
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This dude doesn't even drink sparkling water, bro.
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That's more than I thought they would be having.
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I don't know if I need to pull up my podcast because I'm just going to say this.
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Clearly, people like listening to me talk more than you guys.
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And you go play the applause sound effect afterwards.
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And I'm not here to toot my own horn, but come on now.
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He said, when he sent his threatening Instagram message to me, he said, I don't know what you
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think you're doing with your toy podcast, but you're messing with real things here and has
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So here's the expectation of what Cobra Taint does.
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Anybody who thinks he's funny is just a girl or a bitch.
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I mean, you're just bitches like there's no man.
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In my opinion, there's no man that could find this funny.
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And just like a model scout, you know, for his webcam thing.
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The type of person who watches that kind of guy for entertainment is that kind of guy.
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And I'm hearing your AC and your fucking mouth breathe.
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He started, you know, Tate's got to got some points.
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I didn't do a line before my show like you guys clearly did.
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Look at him sweating, grabbing his fucking bucket hat, realizing they got a point.
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He seems to be speaking at a fairly regular pace, I would say.
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You seem to be speaking at a fairly regular pace.
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This is the guy that doesn't have time to cook.
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I mean, people that shout like this, I think, are insecure in what they're saying.
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If you've been in here since season one of the streams, saying the same shit every bitch says to me.
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Bro, every girl on TikTok has said the same thing about me.
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So I'm sitting there, and I'm just eating some...
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The same shit you've been saying this whole podcast.
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The biggest own of all is the fact that they don't mention being arrested for human trafficking.
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45-year-old man as predictable as a 14-year-old girl on TikTok.
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The biggest own of all is the fact that they don't mention being arrested for human trafficking.
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You say something accurate about how your podcast sucks, just bring up some false cancel bullshit again.
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They said some nasty things about Eli that we didn't even want to show.
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For falsely accusing somebody of something serious, for celebrating someone else going to jail, you deserve it.
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She's not going to make these bozos make her feel bad.
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Eli, Eli, if you're watching this, what do you really think about your husband?
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You can look in his eyes and be attracted to him?
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To basically avoid saying that we were arrested for human trafficking.
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And then none of his producers are even laughing at that.
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That's his one little thing he can latch on to.
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His face is slowly, slowly realizing that you're full of shit.
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If you call him an incel and you go after, like, that's what you're trying to do.
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You go after the pussy that they get, so they go after the pussy that you get.
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My wife chooses to be with me, unlike your fucking partners who shackle in a small room
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Like, I try to shackle in a small room with a webcam.
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Try to get a woman to willfully stay with you for more than six months, bro.
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Like, you're going to be stretching to try to make it sound like she's not gorgeous.
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You can't even steal that guy's wife because we cannot be seen with a woman of that caliber
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Yo, if I was next, first of all, Hila's gorgeous.
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He's, if I was dating, oh, like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, this is
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Like, it's just so, we need to kill this type of content.
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if I was dating, oh, like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
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fuck I mean nothing nothing they're really proven how did they not see the
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irony you know the celebrity yeah Kim Kardashian no that's not a good one I
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knew you wouldn't accept that what's your name fucking the girl who was
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Dua Lipa bro they just said that you think slow and you're here well what's
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the neck I can't I can't think someone producers with nail polish tell me okay
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Dua Lipa if I was next to Dua Lipa they'd be like dude I took him fucking 30
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seconds to come up with Dua Lipa that's why your podcast sucks man your brain
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does move slow you would never be caught with the girl of this caliber like no
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matter how beautiful the girl is they'd be like oh no she's the worst looking
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girl I've ever seen sorry he was objectively gorgeous take the L bitch
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nice nice pwn also there's no no such thing as objectively gorgeous chat like I
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don't want to I think personally I think he was kind of pretty but she's
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a five she's a five she's not objectively she's not fuck it she's not a
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ten like I personally I wouldn't want to settle down with Hila for the rest of my
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life I couldn't do it I'm not gonna call her ugly I don't want to like
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disrespect her I think she's like a trap but you know five how old is she she's
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not more she you know what objectively gorgeous is like dude dude
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Ethan man I think we might fire Scott Adams wife and hire Ethan's wife should we do that
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so this is it this is why we don't get girls and this is his wife let me tell you something
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Ethan I would rather sleep in a bed by myself every night for the rest of my life than marry
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a woman who looked like that the producers are laughing bro Ethan you look stupid bro the producers in
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your room in your own echo chamber are laughing at how ugly your wife is son that's just like holy
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shit that's like oh that's right so first you heard that laugh been married a woman who looked like
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that they all laughed at your wife Ethan bro oh that's gotta hurt so first first of all you have
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to find someone who wants to marry you first which I have a feeling is gonna be very difficult for you
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guys shut up shut up shut up Ethan you know that's not come on bro but uh again
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silence silence silence silence silence silence no point bro nothing going on in his head
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just trying to validate himself there's nothing up there
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holy yeah can you believe that this isn't a podcast and he uploaded it's just
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your wife just got humiliated not only by the person reacting to by everyone else in the room
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and you're sitting there with your fucking neckbeard doing nothing about it
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difficult for you guys but uh again listen listen listen listen listen listen do a leap
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but i'd be like this is disgusting what i'm just repeating the same he can't even think past it he's
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just repeating the same shit this dude is down bad bro fucking fat b-word even if i didn't get
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girls i'm doing better than you that's negative girls that's minus girls what are you saying jesus christ
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i'm sorry but like no matter how hard they try to pretend like hila's ugly she is gorgeous and you
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can't you can't even nobody's even believing this i mean she's not she looks great
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he found some girl said she's a 10 chill out bro then by all means man beauties in the eyes of the
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beholder or whatever the fuck but you know sort your life out you know what like scott i love the fact
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that christina moves my cam while scott adams watching the kids so what i'm thinking of doing is
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tristan hear me out okay what have i got two moving cams okay okay and they can both move like
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i don't want this girl in my house bro look at ethan's face bro look at ethan's face this is
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and he's still not gonna come up with a good comeback they're gonna roast the shit out of his
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wife on his podcast and you got nothing ethan's wife scott adams wife both they're moving my cameras
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and then what i'll do is i'll tandem put them on who's he talking about scott um is that another guy
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they got beef with or something i'm not sure about that it seems like it so they're talking
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about kidnapping ila and putting her in webcam slavery oh my god you're literally threatening
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this is what they say too i get the same shit all the time you're literally threatening me
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they're literally threatening me and no no we're not it's roasting how is ethan klein a fucking 50
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year old man i don't know how old you are doing the same insults as a tiktok girl bro
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oh nice it seems like by the way cheers sparkling water oh classy switch inside slowly slowly
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bro this dude i know he's in the he's in the hustlers academy can i get a sody water so i don't
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look poor and and miserable please somebody yeah yeah so they're saying basically i'm gonna kidnap
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your wife put her in the webcam and i'm a victim i'm a victim i'm a victim they just toasted you
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and you're just gonna victimize yourself ila how do you still respect him how look at him look
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put her in uh uh human trafficking slavery dead air dead air dead air dead air dead air
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watch them roast my wife green because i'm done and that's what i'm about to do
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i'm mr producer that's what's happened for the next show two steady cams two wives every single
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time someone annoys me and i take their wife we add another steady cam to the setup until it just
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gets ridiculously large the point we can no longer get in the room and they have to have 50 little
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boxes of moving cameras and no one understands what's going on we can label them and we can label
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and i can just sit there just talk about everyone's wives i own as they steadily move the cameras before
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we go to my bedroom for a steady hand job super steady what i don't even know what the fuck he's
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bro it'd be so funny to watch ila's reaction to this i stepped out to get a drink for a minute and i'm
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totally lost as to what he's talking about every wife he steals he's going to add another steady cam
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to his video setup but yes that's word for what he said you need to repeat it how slow is your
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podcast what's the i don't get the job yeah i don't get it i don't go back i think he said he
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owns like people or did he mean yeah no no that's what he said them four guys trying to comprehend
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one joke just like echo chamber trying to just i own your wife well yeah he just got raided by the
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romanian police for owning people that was the problem oh my god bring up the allegations for the
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10th time here got nothing man got nothing right that's actually the crime you did commit that
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you're not mentioning on this show i was gonna say he committed a crime i'm the good guy yeah
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this was since they're making fun of ila it looks like tristan is wearing a hairpiece
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oh you think so no it looks like he that's all they got that's all they got same insults as a
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fucking 15 year old girl something does not look natural there well if that's his brother that
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hair you can't explain that hair with this head something's going on like this guy is bald as
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fuck he looks like a fucking hard-boiled egg dude and you're fat and never gonna change
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ethan do not talk about other people's bodies it's just pathetic it's just pathetic he's gonna
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kill me now for saying that but yeah he's coming to you next boy
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she looks like no and i know and full respect you think he's gonna come up with any more comeback
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w2k respect to to my girl out there caitlin jenner she doesn't look like caitlin jenner she
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looks like straight up bruce from the 1970s and not bruce wayne dude you guys are just saying
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bullshit like come on try harder to insult her try harder you sound like an eighth grader
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try harder that's 45 it's just like ridiculous no it's just like my dick they're just toasting
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your wife on your podcast and you got nothing fuck this hurts man this hurts i don't know
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bruce jenner jeez that's his wife that's his wife we don't get girls that's another guy we
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always talk about who's the guy who puts the dildos up his bum and talks about being really
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important oh we lagging that's why i thought i had 2k fuck damn it damn it
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are we good are we good are we good are we good okay okay my fault l2k guy did not just
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fucking stream labs lag and thinks he's in charge well this guy this guy probably does do that of
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course he does this but it's a different guy and then and then he's what's his name
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uh the bum dildo man the one who fucks i think they're done i don't know what they're on about
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but i get the idea pretty much it dead air dead air dead air on a podcast i literally thought i
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just paused it that's how slow this podcast is i thought i paused it by accident listen listen
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the one who fucks i think they're done i don't know what they're on about but i get nothing
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nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing
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oh no no here's another comment by the same guy this is the same guy who said i'm a jew and i'm
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pro-israel right yeah oh man this guy saiy ed ethan has a very strong bond with susan ceo of
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youtube be careful guys it's a very strong bond you guys are tight i think that's more jewish
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damn audio is fine though hold up we'll get past it we'll get past i don't want to
00:49:38.560
fucking restart the stream bro got 800 bro damn song we almost touched 2k that sucks
00:49:42.740
i know i understand there's lag i understand there's lag i understand there's lag i understand
00:49:47.860
there's lag i understand let's wait probably wait it out it's fixed it's fixed it's fixed or not
00:49:55.820
it's better i don't want to hear my voice better better better good good good good
00:50:18.940
it's fine it looks fine to mine it's lagging a little bit it's lagging a little bit
00:50:27.960
on and off i think it's good enough to finish this video it's just this video is lagging
00:50:36.240
enough on its own from his voice are you getting queer by
00:50:43.240
who's who's uh clearly blackpilled af wait one of their own commenters said that
00:50:54.440
nice wig tristan oh interesting yo tristan you have a hair piece that do you know what that mean like
00:51:06.800
but i'm allowed to make fun of this guy's hair piece for the very basic fact that he talks about
00:51:13.040
how they have all the genetic blessings and they're perfect humans set the specimens but tristan
00:51:18.800
specimens if that's true why do you glue a fucking skunk to your head
00:51:23.200
like imagine this guy who thinks he's god's gift to the world going to the the gluer and then they have to peel it off
00:51:33.640
his head is bald as a fucking hard-boiled egg and then they gotta they gotta clean his bald head
00:51:40.480
i mean the rest of this video is just getting him doing the bald shit
00:51:43.720
the lag is huge okay i'm gonna restart the stream i'm gonna restart the stream i'm done watching this h3 shit anyway i got more shit to react to
00:51:53.080
um damn we already been going live for three hours bro bro h3 is leaking into my head i can't even pronounce my words anymore
00:52:00.220
um i'll be right back let me restart the stream and fix this lag all right be right back be right back don't leave