SNEAKO - H3H3 Ethan Klein is Utterly PATHETIC

00:00:00.780 H3H3, who used to be funny?

00:00:02.720 Look at him victimizing himself.

00:00:04.380 This red pill freak threatened to 1.00

00:00:06.040 kidnap Hila from H3H3

00:00:08.020 Productions. Look at him. Look at him.

00:00:10.340 Pathetic. 1.00

00:00:11.920 Pathetic. 1.00

00:00:13.140 Brother Tristan. 1.00

00:00:15.620 Ha ha ha ha.

00:00:16.800 Tristan. The guys who we talked about recently, they are

00:00:20.140 you know. Human fecal matter.

00:00:22.480 They're red pillers. 0.99

00:00:25.120 Cobra Taint

00:00:26.000 has said that basically he...

00:00:27.720 He's not even funny. He's not even funny.

00:00:30.220 He used to be funny, man.

00:00:31.800 It's just really disappointing to see.

00:00:33.700 How many of you, Chad, used to watch him back in the day and laugh

00:00:35.800 now? Cobra Taint. What a red

00:00:37.860 pillar incel. Stupid. 1.00

00:00:39.700 I'm fat and I don't go to the gym. 1.00

00:00:41.780 Tricks girls into 1.00

00:00:43.020 doing a webcam business for him

00:00:45.840 and he keeps the money.

00:00:49.160 And he

00:00:49.760 was just arrested for human trafficking.

00:00:52.000 The U.S. Embassy... Look at him. Saying the same

00:00:53.680 cancer culture bullshit that bitches say. 1.00

00:00:56.000 You're not a man. You're not a man. 1.00

00:00:58.500 You know that shit's fake. 1.00

00:00:59.500 He's just echoing it because 1.00

00:01:00.820 I'm threatened. I'm literally a victim.

00:01:03.640 If you're a grown man victimizing yourself, 1.00

00:01:05.720 you're such a bitch. 1.00

00:01:07.100 And Hila... 1.00

00:01:08.140 Hila...

00:01:08.940 What do you...

00:01:09.640 How are you still with him?

00:01:11.300 You could really look him in the eye

00:01:12.840 and respect him.

00:01:14.260 He reached out to

00:01:15.380 him. He lives in...

00:01:17.200 I think it's Romania.

00:01:19.040 Romania.

00:01:19.600 Romania.

00:01:19.940 Reached out to him and they're like,

00:01:21.640 yo, this guy is holding an American

00:01:23.360 citizen hostage

00:01:24.640 and making her do 0.82

00:01:26.160 webcams.

00:01:28.500 And he got

00:01:29.460 raided by the police in Romania

00:01:31.360 for human

00:01:33.260 trafficking.

00:01:35.020 And I guess he's out on bail.

00:01:37.040 Did you see

00:01:37.400 who got him out?

00:01:38.620 It's in the Discord.

00:01:40.060 Oh.

00:01:42.660 Oh my god.

00:01:43.740 So like, yeah,

00:01:44.760 this makes sense.

00:01:45.660 This is who got him out.

00:01:47.920 So this actually,

00:01:49.420 you know...

00:01:49.920 No man should be advocating

00:01:51.220 for cancel culture.

00:01:52.640 He's on cancel culture's side. 0.74

00:01:54.640 That's how much of a 1.00

00:01:55.460 fucking bitch he is, bro. 1.00

00:01:57.420 He's on their side. 1.00

00:01:58.940 Let's go.

00:01:59.440 That makes sense.

00:01:59.940 My great client here at

00:02:01.700 Cobra Taint

00:02:02.340 was charged

00:02:03.540 with

00:02:04.760 two counts of

00:02:05.900 human trafficking.

00:02:07.220 He has priors of

00:02:08.380 human trafficking

00:02:09.180 and

00:02:10.080 SA.

00:02:11.600 He was

00:02:12.340 under the influence

00:02:13.420 of 20 drugs.

00:02:14.940 He actually killed

00:02:15.880 two people

00:02:16.620 while in

00:02:17.260 drug-induced

00:02:18.720 psychosis.

00:02:20.800 And I'm happy to

00:02:21.560 report here

00:02:22.300 that my great

00:02:23.000 client,

00:02:23.820 Cobra Taint,

00:02:24.800 got off with

00:02:25.660 no jail time.

00:02:27.320 Let's go.

00:02:28.560 By the way,

00:02:29.200 this guy's the best.

00:02:30.100 I love this lawyer.

00:02:31.360 I was giggling

00:02:32.200 about it over the weekend

00:02:32.980 and going back

00:02:33.600 and watching it.

00:02:35.260 Look at that.

00:02:36.020 Can we...

00:02:36.420 Are we trying to

00:02:37.460 contact him, Ian?

00:02:38.700 We're on it.

00:02:39.360 We're working on it, Ian.

00:02:40.140 Oh, yeah.

00:02:40.460 I want him.

00:02:42.580 Zero jail time, baby.

00:02:44.040 Let's go.

00:02:45.340 Are you happy

00:02:45.980 with the results,

00:02:46.640 Cobra Taint?

00:02:48.380 I am very happy

00:02:49.500 with the results.

00:02:50.340 I am going back to my...

00:02:51.180 His comedic level

00:02:52.760 is just saying

00:02:53.520 Taint

00:02:54.020 instead of Taint.

00:02:55.540 That's all he's got. 1.00

00:02:56.420 Like a fucking 1.00

00:02:56.980 almost 50-year-old man 1.00

00:02:58.380 has second-grade

00:03:00.780 level insults

00:03:01.640 is the top

00:03:02.780 of his comedic ability.

00:03:04.360 I, uh...

00:03:05.640 To my webcam, 1.00

00:03:06.580 damn. 1.00

00:03:07.260 Damn. 1.00

00:03:07.660 Some bubbling water. 1.00

00:03:09.780 You're a pussy 1.00

00:03:10.520 if you don't drink 1.00

00:03:11.380 the bubbling...

00:03:12.040 Can you imagine him

00:03:12.840 even trying to say this

00:03:13.600 to his face?

00:03:15.400 Can you picture it?

00:03:16.480 Water.

00:03:17.160 He said water.

00:03:17.980 How did he say water?

00:03:18.860 Water.

00:03:19.380 Water.

00:03:21.280 Anyway,

00:03:21.820 here they are talking about...

00:03:23.100 Water.

00:03:23.660 Ha ha.

00:03:24.160 TikTok jokes.

00:03:24.860 Yeah.

00:03:25.100 Yeah.

00:03:25.220 Yeah.

00:03:25.320 Yeah.

00:03:25.340 Yeah.

00:03:25.360 Yeah.

00:03:25.420 Yeah.

00:03:25.440 Yeah.

00:03:25.480 Yeah.

00:03:25.920 Yeah.

00:03:25.940 Yeah.

00:03:26.000 Yeah.

00:03:26.020 Yeah.

00:03:26.480 Yeah.

00:03:27.100 Yeah.

00:03:28.360 There's a guy

00:03:30.700 with a really big podcast.

00:03:32.300 Okay.

00:03:35.660 Elmer Feb, love.

00:03:37.880 There's a guy

00:03:38.740 with a really big podcast.

00:03:40.280 Okay.

00:03:40.840 Who actually,

00:03:42.080 genuinely spoke 1.00

00:03:43.260 a ton of shit 1.00

00:03:44.120 about me. 1.00

00:03:44.920 Yeah.

00:03:45.140 Yeah.

00:03:45.660 Salted me loads

00:03:46.560 saying like I'm an incel 1.00

00:03:48.040 and I don't get pussy. 1.00

00:03:48.960 But you know who also 0.99

00:03:49.500 got called an incel

00:03:50.260 by Hassan Abi? 1.00

00:03:51.220 It's the same shit. 1.00

00:03:52.380 H3 and H3 and Hassan Abi 1.00

00:03:53.920 are the same pussy men 1.00

00:03:55.280 who side with women 1.00

00:03:56.560 who just become bitches 1.00

00:03:57.600 who are like a little bisexual 1.00

00:03:59.220 and embrace the fruity shit 1.00

00:04:01.480 and then they use 1.00

00:04:02.080 the same insults.

00:04:03.160 I'm not an incel.

00:04:04.180 He's not an incel

00:04:04.940 but why do they call us that?

00:04:06.080 Because that's all they got. 1.00

00:04:07.680 Toxic, insecure, and gay. 1.00

00:04:10.580 Oh, that's the worst. 1.00

00:04:11.800 That's not the worst thing

00:04:12.700 I said about you, bro. 0.99

00:04:13.780 I called you a human trafficker. 0.99

00:04:15.820 Okay. 0.99

00:04:16.480 Saying you're an incel 1.00

00:04:17.420 that doesn't get pussy 1.00

00:04:18.340 is probably the lightest thing I said. 0.99

00:04:21.640 And the fact that you perceive

00:04:22.900 that as the biggest...

00:04:23.880 He thinks that's an insult.

00:04:25.040 That's like that's a genuine allegation

00:04:26.680 and he's using it as an insult.

00:04:28.680 That's the level we're at 1.00

00:04:30.060 with these fucking bitches, bro. 1.00

00:04:32.460 Calling, like falsely accusing somebody 1.00

00:04:34.520 of human trafficking

00:04:35.460 is just a word you throw out. 1.00

00:04:37.940 Insult is fucking crazy. 1.00

00:04:42.360 Holy shit, dude. 1.00

00:04:44.560 Jesus Christ. 0.99

00:04:45.420 This guy on the left 1.00

00:04:47.380 said I don't get pussy. 1.00

00:04:48.840 Okay, show me. 1.00

00:04:49.360 No, no, no.

00:04:52.240 I'm married, bro. 1.00

00:04:53.420 I'm not in the getting pussy game. 1.00

00:04:55.560 And you never will be again. 0.99

00:04:57.400 Your wife's gonna leave you soon 1.00

00:04:58.600 because she's gonna lose respect for you.

00:05:00.240 She slowly is.

00:05:01.840 Hila, come on. 1.00

00:05:03.340 You respect this dude

00:05:05.120 who thinks working out

00:05:07.140 is a waste of your life. 1.00

00:05:08.740 This dude's a bitch. 1.00

00:05:10.600 She's gonna leave him 1.00

00:05:11.580 and then he's not gonna ever fuck again. 1.00

00:05:13.480 He's probably gonna turn gay. 1.00

00:05:15.440 I have two kids. 0.96

00:05:16.840 But, like, also,

00:05:17.560 I don't care about, like, 1.00

00:05:18.720 how much pussy I get 1.00

00:05:19.840 that doesn't define my worth 0.99

00:05:21.580 as a person. 1.00

00:05:23.360 That's why you're so fat and ugly. 1.00

00:05:25.980 I can't believe 1.00

00:05:26.680 that's the thing he identified

00:05:27.960 as the thing that...

00:05:30.660 You're the one who called him an incel. 0.96

00:05:32.840 And now he's like,

00:05:33.380 well, I can't believe you would say that.

00:05:35.120 You said it first.

00:05:36.880 Do you hear this, Chad?

00:05:38.120 Grown-ass man with kids. 0.96

00:05:40.120 Insulted him the most. 0.76

00:05:41.860 These men, they...

00:05:42.720 He really measures his worth 1.00

00:05:45.300 by how much pussy he gets 1.00

00:05:46.440 and that's so disturbing. 1.00

00:05:49.240 He sounds like a woman.

00:05:52.000 That's so disturbing.

00:05:53.300 A man would do that?

00:05:55.060 That's so disturbing

00:05:56.080 and problematic.

00:05:57.980 Ew! 0.98

00:06:00.380 Oh, my God.

00:06:02.060 This man is literally a caveman.

00:06:04.860 I think we found the missing link. 1.00

00:06:06.500 Holy shit. 1.00

00:06:13.820 Oh, you're not intimidated... 0.99

00:06:14.740 And don't act like you're not

00:06:15.500 intimidated by this stance, boy.

00:06:18.240 You know I look...

00:06:19.260 You know I look good.

00:06:20.200 That's all he's got.

00:06:21.020 Just make fun of yourself. 1.00

00:06:22.240 Yeah, because you look pathetic, bro. 1.00

00:06:24.060 That's his only level of humor. 1.00

00:06:25.420 This is a pod guy.

00:06:25.960 He's talking so slow.

00:06:26.800 Sweet up, man.

00:06:27.340 Yeah, hell yeah.

00:06:29.400 No, Tristan.

00:06:30.180 He actually was saying

00:06:31.540 this guy doesn't know about girls.

00:06:33.020 That guy.

00:06:34.000 That guy.

00:06:34.660 He looks like he tries

00:06:36.620 to make best friends

00:06:37.460 with kids at the park.

00:06:38.600 He definitely does.

00:06:40.000 He drives a creepy blacked out van.

00:06:41.680 You literally kidnap kids

00:06:42.800 at the park. 1.00

00:06:43.420 That's your fucking job. 1.00

00:06:45.020 I mean, it's interesting 1.00

00:06:45.840 that you say I...

00:06:46.680 That's not funny.

00:06:47.660 Like, that's just not true.

00:06:49.260 Looking for kids at the park. 0.99

00:06:50.680 You're literally a human trafficker. 0.54

00:06:52.720 You're literally not.

00:06:53.920 Look at them.

00:06:54.740 Grown men 0.98

00:06:55.440 doing cancel culture nonsense 0.98

00:06:57.520 that little girls do. 0.99

00:06:58.680 This is what girls on TikTok 1.00

00:06:59.780 do to me. 1.00

00:07:00.360 The same shit. 1.00

00:07:01.140 20-year-olds. 1.00

00:07:01.900 You literally calling my lawyer.

00:07:03.780 I'm suing you.

00:07:04.660 You're a grown man. 1.00

00:07:06.280 You know that shit's not true. 1.00

00:07:07.760 You're just using it as a weapon 0.99

00:07:08.940 because you've got nothing else.

00:07:13.840 You were just raided

00:07:15.780 by the police

00:07:16.780 for kidnapping people.

00:07:19.500 Wasn't she like 18 or 19

00:07:20.900 or something?

00:07:21.720 I don't know.

00:07:22.340 Basically children. 1.00

00:07:23.640 Shut up! 1.00

00:07:24.440 This guy's such a bitch too. 1.00

00:07:28.180 19 is not basically a child. 1.00

00:07:29.840 It only is when you need it to be

00:07:31.500 for your podcast. 1.00

00:07:33.100 You fucking hypocrite. 1.00

00:07:35.020 I don't know who that is. 1.00

00:07:35.820 This guy's such a bitch too, bro. 1.00

00:07:37.240 But dude, 1.00

00:07:38.520 why don't you talk about

00:07:40.900 what happened?

00:07:43.020 Did you watch this whole thing, anyone?

00:07:45.020 Did he talk about

00:07:45.700 A.B. and Zach Bull.

00:07:46.620 Yeah.

00:07:47.060 Did he talk about getting raided?

00:07:48.420 No.

00:07:48.860 Not one.

00:07:49.400 That guy's nail polish on it.

00:07:52.080 It's like,

00:07:52.580 of course you do.

00:07:55.020 You're gonna call me out

00:07:56.340 and ignore the fact

00:07:57.340 you were just raided

00:07:58.200 by the Romanian SWAT.

00:08:00.480 Look how giddy you are

00:08:01.500 that the police raided somebody falsely.

00:08:03.380 Those cops ended up apologizing to Tate.

00:08:05.480 He didn't, 1.00

00:08:06.020 it was all bullshit. 1.00

00:08:07.080 You know what happened? 1.00

00:08:07.940 The girl lied 0.97

00:08:09.000 because she showed up at the crib 0.99

00:08:10.500 and her boyfriend got tight. 1.00

00:08:12.300 And so she just made up some shit. 1.00

00:08:14.120 Like they always do. 1.00

00:08:15.140 They don't take accountability.

00:08:16.360 They need to be the victims.

00:08:17.480 I'm being trafficked.

00:08:18.700 She showed up at the crib at a party

00:08:20.040 and then got caught cheating. 1.00

00:08:21.940 Whore. 1.00

00:08:22.960 Team for human trafficking, bro. 1.00

00:08:24.460 No wonder he keeps saying

00:08:25.780 that the worst thing I said about him 1.00

00:08:27.400 is that he gets no pussy 1.00

00:08:28.200 because he doesn't want to mention 1.00

00:08:29.320 the part that he's a fucking criminal. 1.00

00:08:32.820 Yeah, you would ignore 1.00

00:08:33.960 the other shit I was saying. 0.99

00:08:36.840 Hey, bro, here's an idea. 0.99

00:08:37.900 Get a shirt that fits you.

00:08:39.400 Why you got the,

00:08:40.160 you know what I'm saying?

00:08:41.520 Also, he needs a better microphone.

00:08:44.100 He needs a better microphone?

00:08:46.020 You have nail polish on it.

00:08:47.140 Same with Fresh and Fit. 1.00

00:08:48.260 His audio is shit, dude. 1.00

00:08:50.540 Fresh and Fit's audio is shit? 1.00

00:08:52.640 That's what they got. 1.00

00:08:54.020 That's it.

00:08:55.140 That's it.

00:08:56.720 There you have it.

00:08:58.720 Zach has spoke up.

00:08:59.140 Probably the worst.

00:08:59.900 Haters, Chad.

00:09:00.640 These are haters.

00:09:01.620 They're part of cancel culture.

00:09:03.060 They're preying on your downfall.

00:09:04.440 They want you to go to jail.

00:09:06.000 They want you to get canceled.

00:09:07.560 They want your podcast

00:09:08.440 to be deleted off YouTube.

00:09:09.600 Do you concur, Dan?

00:09:10.880 I mean, if you're-

00:09:11.500 Oh, yeah.

00:09:11.800 The worst thing he's ever done.

00:09:13.420 By far, yeah.

00:09:15.080 But if you're doing a podcast,

00:09:16.300 you better get your audio sorted.

00:09:18.700 This is my favorite thing,

00:09:19.820 maybe, that we watched. 1.00

00:09:21.440 I love this shit. 1.00

00:09:23.100 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:09:26.640 Go ahead, Cobra.

00:09:27.820 Subscription.

00:09:28.400 Just skip the ad.

00:09:29.380 Extra premium.

00:09:30.200 Yeah, extra premium.

00:09:31.180 He looks like it's the kind of guy,

00:09:32.100 oh, thank you for ice cream.

00:09:33.400 Don't tell your mom.

00:09:34.240 He's one of them.

00:09:36.620 Yeah, he is.

00:09:37.380 He supposedly has a big podcast.

00:09:38.940 I had no idea who this guy was, right?

00:09:40.260 So someone sent me this link.

00:09:41.160 I looked it up.

00:09:41.740 There's this heifer,

00:09:42.700 this out-shaped dude,

00:09:43.600 and then there's some other

00:09:44.180 really out-shaped chick.

00:09:44.960 And then I realized,

00:09:45.500 obviously, they're just jealous

00:09:46.120 because they're both obese.

00:09:47.560 No, here's the thing. 0.53

00:09:48.060 Wait, did he say there was a hot chick?

00:09:51.080 He said, I think, out of shape, I think.

00:09:53.580 Yeah.

00:09:53.960 Oh, okay.

00:09:55.640 Yeah.

00:09:56.040 Defend him.

00:09:56.400 Can I defend him for half a second?

00:09:58.220 If I was him-

00:09:59.880 Wait, someone wanted to defend me?

00:10:01.900 Listen to it.

00:10:02.440 Listen.

00:10:03.020 I'd hate us, too.

00:10:04.180 Or you.

00:10:04.720 I don't know if he came in,

00:10:05.360 both of us or you. 1.00

00:10:06.060 I don't watch his fucking channel. 1.00

00:10:07.400 I don't watch fat dudes. 1.00

00:10:08.200 Why the fuck would I listen to him? 1.00

00:10:09.140 I don't watch fat dudes. 1.00

00:10:10.720 I hate us. 0.99

00:10:12.400 I don't watch fat dudes. 1.00

00:10:15.280 I don't fuck with them fat dudes. 1.00

00:10:17.220 What's funny about that? 1.00

00:10:18.560 Say something funny about that, Ethan.

00:10:20.340 Brov.

00:10:21.860 I tell you what.

00:10:22.660 Kung Fu Panda? 1.00

00:10:23.640 I don't fuck with that fat Jack Black. 1.00

00:10:28.580 Nice. 1.00

00:10:29.900 Nice one.

00:10:30.920 Will Ferrell?

00:10:32.200 A little bit overweight.

00:10:33.180 Don't watch his movies.

00:10:34.040 This podcast is so boring and so quiet.

00:10:40.360 At least those fat actors you brought up are entertaining.

00:10:43.180 This is a podcast where you're supposed to be speaking fast, 1.00

00:10:45.420 and you're just sitting here waiting for your fucking producers to laugh at your stupid jokes. 1.00

00:10:49.660 You're not even good at a podcast. 1.00

00:10:51.360 All you got to do is talk.

00:10:52.300 It's so slow.

00:10:56.400 Like, who's listening to this?

00:10:57.660 He's bright, man.

00:10:58.400 Really bright.

00:10:58.980 I hate you. 0.84

00:11:01.040 Of course he does. 1.00

00:11:02.200 Of course he does.

00:11:03.320 Don't get mad at the dude. 0.99

00:11:04.300 He's fat. 0.99

00:11:04.800 He's fat. 0.98

00:11:05.180 He's not your ID. 0.97

00:11:06.200 He's short.

00:11:06.300 He's clearly lonely. 1.00

00:11:07.360 He's wearing fucking baggy-ass shorts. 1.00

00:11:09.660 Is he American? 1.00

00:11:11.000 He looks fucking amazing. 0.99

00:11:11.700 He dresses American. 0.99

00:11:12.720 I'm in my tailored $10,000 suits without a geeky hat on.

00:11:16.660 I haven't got a pedo mustache.

00:11:18.380 I've got all the women. 1.00

00:11:19.340 I've got money.

00:11:20.200 I've got the baggy.

00:11:20.960 I've got the jet.

00:11:21.500 It's true, but of course he hates us.

00:11:23.160 Of course, but it's just an amazing lack of self-awareness for somebody like that.

00:11:26.580 It's actually almost an impressive lack.

00:11:28.080 Yo, chat.

00:11:29.420 Honestly, though, like, not picking sides on Tate or them.

00:11:32.540 Is H3H3 supposed to be a comedy podcast?

00:11:34.720 I don't know what else, if it's supposed to be political or something.

00:11:36.960 Is H3H3 funny?

00:11:39.120 W or L?

00:11:40.000 Are you guys going to mention you got raided by the SWAT team for human trafficking?

00:11:43.460 Say that again. 0.71

00:11:43.940 You're just going to ignore that part. 0.98

00:11:46.060 He's fat. 1.00

00:11:47.600 Dude, what the fuck? 1.00

00:11:49.720 They never mentioned that shit, bro. 1.00

00:11:52.020 Y'all need to mention that before you talk about me. 1.00

00:11:56.260 I just love the fact that they have to bring up their self-worth because they're so insecure about themselves.

00:12:01.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:01.600 I have a $10,000 suit.

00:12:03.280 I'm 6'4", wing so-and-so.

00:12:05.640 I have a jet and a Bugatti.

00:12:07.140 Look at all those L's. 1.00

00:12:08.840 Ethan, I hope you see this. 1.00

00:12:09.940 You're pathetic, man. 1.00

00:12:10.900 You used to be funny. 1.00

00:12:12.380 That's to some degree.

00:12:13.140 Just go put on some weed clothes and do Vape Nation. 1.00

00:12:15.500 Your podcast sucks. 1.00

00:12:16.320 It's, like, cool, dude. 1.00

00:12:17.700 Good for you.

00:12:18.480 In all honesty, their insecurity is scary.

00:12:20.340 Like, I've heard stuff about them in the past, like, trying to dox people.

00:12:23.960 I don't know if it's legit or not.

00:12:25.020 Well, everyone knows where I live.

00:12:26.000 Definitely.

00:12:27.000 I'm glad they live in Romania. 1.00

00:12:28.920 Yeah.

00:12:29.920 It's just so low energy.

00:12:31.960 There's four guys in a room.

00:12:33.380 Have you ever heard such a low energy podcast?

00:12:35.600 It's just like, I could hear the air vents.

00:12:37.600 It's just, yeah, this is so insecure.

00:12:40.540 They're even human traffickers. 0.92

00:12:42.480 They called me fat. 0.96

00:12:44.020 I'm wearing nail polish.

00:12:45.640 I'm wearing a bucket hat.

00:12:47.060 Yeah, it's just, like, so scary.

00:12:52.780 That's it.

00:12:53.580 It's the most low energy.

00:12:56.020 Who's this for?

00:12:58.220 You know?

00:13:00.200 But they're obviously very bad dudes.

00:13:02.400 They literally kidnap people. 0.99

00:13:04.040 They're criminals.

00:13:05.240 You know what that silence in the room is? 0.98

00:13:08.780 Reality. 1.00

00:13:09.500 They know they're all bitches. 1.00

00:13:11.080 They know they're all wrong. 1.00

00:13:12.200 And it's them, the silence is them trying to, like, get a little bit of self-esteem, even though deep down they know they're wrong.

00:13:18.940 So, you know, whatever.

00:13:22.200 God, like, it's just, you know, whatever.

00:13:27.160 Look at his eyes.

00:13:27.980 Are you really, the truth prevails.

00:13:30.620 You know you're wrong.

00:13:32.180 Thanks for the five.

00:13:32.860 It was the girl's boyfriend that called the embassy on Tate and Ted, oh, okay, it was the boyfriend.

00:13:36.340 All right.

00:13:36.680 So, that girl wasn't at fault.

00:13:39.140 But, she was cheating on him.

00:13:42.780 It is kind of, it's fun, too, because, like, not that, not that he even has a point with this or that it matters.

00:13:47.880 But if they actually knew anything about you, I mean, you are also very wealthy. 0.98

00:13:52.940 Can you imagine listening to this bullshit in the car? 0.99

00:13:55.020 Like, when would you play this podcast? 1.00

00:13:56.900 It's just, when would you, it's scary.

00:14:00.120 Yeah, it's just like, yeah. 1.00

00:14:02.000 Yeah, this is so dumb. 0.99

00:14:03.980 Yeah. 0.99

00:14:04.220 If podcasts are supposed to be energetic, entertaining conversation, they're bringing nothing but complaints.

00:14:11.240 You live in Los Angeles.

00:14:13.600 They live in Romania.

00:14:14.460 Just whining.

00:14:16.020 No offense to our Romanian fans, but, like, Los Angeles rich versus Romanian rich, there is a difference there.

00:14:21.920 Yeah.

00:14:22.260 And people who only admire money saying you have a creepy black van. 1.00

00:14:25.660 Bitch, that's a Rolls Royce. 1.00

00:14:27.200 It is a Rolls Royce. 1.00

00:14:30.860 Guys, thanks for the five.

00:14:31.780 Opening the stream was the best thing I did this year. 0.99

00:14:32.980 I need the reminder to stop being a bitch. 1.00

00:14:36.080 Coming from, like, a YouTuber, like, I really haven't had a hard life. 0.99

00:14:39.480 I've had it pretty easy.

00:14:40.720 My life has been pretty good for the most part.

00:14:42.800 I haven't had, like, trauma.

00:14:43.960 I'm doing okay.

00:14:45.680 And even me, like, I'm a YouTuber.

00:14:47.680 My life is easy.

00:14:48.420 I just talk to a camera. 0.98

00:14:49.760 And I, that's how much bitch mentality is going on at Gen Z. 1.00

00:14:53.360 That you need me to help you about that. 0.98

00:14:56.580 Oh, I'm not poor.

00:14:56.960 Not that that makes you better than them or anybody, but it's just, it's ironic that they're bringing that up.

00:15:01.380 You know, they probably don't know anything about you, so.

00:15:04.280 No, I'm not.

00:15:04.800 Okay, now they're flexing about money, but they were just, like, getting mad about the suit thing.

00:15:08.460 I'm not poor.

00:15:08.960 And obviously, I don't take offense to that.

00:15:10.980 I think it's funny.

00:15:12.000 Also, what's interesting about my money is that I made it by not human trafficking people.

00:15:17.680 So, that's a bonus for me, I think.

00:15:20.620 Very, very good bonus.

00:15:21.840 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:22.640 Yes.

00:15:23.120 Yeah, and I do complain and whine a lot.

00:15:24.580 He said the human trafficking thing for the eighth time.

00:15:26.220 I do.

00:15:26.700 But at least I got a little, like, like, a little something.

00:15:31.260 Right?

00:15:32.000 A little something to it.

00:15:33.280 It's just, this is their complaining and whine.

00:15:35.440 Yeah, at least I'm not a human trafficker.

00:15:38.560 Yeah, I'm married. 1.00

00:15:39.800 I don't need to get pussy. 1.00

00:15:40.800 Hmm, I'm wearing nail polish. 1.00

00:15:42.860 That's a little different.

00:15:44.460 Am I complaining and whining?

00:15:45.460 It's like, yeah, woo!

00:15:46.840 Something.

00:15:47.700 Like, it's all on the books.

00:15:49.660 I've paid taxes on everything.

00:15:51.440 I didn't kidnap anyone and force them into doing webcams, stuff like that.

00:15:55.120 You're such a good person.

00:15:55.580 Such a good person.

00:15:56.500 Yeah, you didn't pay. 1.00

00:15:57.240 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:15:58.000 It's good money. 1.00

00:15:58.740 It's clean money.

00:15:59.460 Oh, yeah?

00:16:00.260 Clean money?

00:16:00.960 You falsely accusing people of, like, serious allegation is clean money? 1.00

00:16:04.680 What a fucking delusional cunt. 1.00

00:16:07.220 But I don't have a, I don't have a Bugatti. 1.00

00:16:10.800 Yo, so I think that what they're trying to say, when they say, I look like I'd be at

00:16:17.080 a playground, they're trying to say, stay off our turf.

00:16:20.440 We don't need no competition around here.

00:16:22.580 We recruit young.

00:16:24.120 We, you know, they say with models and baseball, they try to find them young.

00:16:27.240 Chad, WRL on this joke.

00:16:30.460 WRL on this, on this phone.

00:16:31.680 Is this, is this funny to you?

00:16:33.780 Hey, but next to the five, they're coping so hard, man.

00:16:35.680 Yeah, they, someone took the time of the day to Photoshop this for like five seconds at 0.94

00:16:38.500 a slow ass podcast. 0.62

00:16:39.820 Anyone find this funny? 0.98

00:16:40.860 There's people, the producers with the nail polish and chuckling, are you?

00:16:43.160 Yeah.

00:16:43.800 Well, there you have it.

00:16:45.160 Stay off our turf, buddy.

00:16:46.380 Get off all slide, man.

00:16:47.620 You can't go on it.

00:16:48.380 That's awesome.

00:16:52.280 That's awesome.

00:16:53.740 Yeah.

00:16:54.780 Yeah.

00:16:55.880 Worst podcast I've ever heard, bro.

00:16:58.000 How does he have a platform? 1.00

00:16:59.600 It's just, you're supposed to be fucking. 1.00

00:17:03.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:04.540 That's awesome.

00:17:06.800 The amount of confidence to turn a camera and a mic on and just, yeah.

00:17:11.160 Pick my ear.

00:17:12.580 Love it.

00:17:15.180 Love it.

00:17:16.320 Lack of self-awareness.

00:17:17.160 Someone like that, to look at someone like me, who's an accomplished as I am with every

00:17:20.360 genetic gift God can possibly bestow.

00:17:22.680 Except intelligence.

00:17:25.220 I mean, except rational thought, except any moral compass, which is important, by the

00:17:30.300 way, to live in society.

00:17:31.420 Your moral compass is falsely accusing other men and being happy when the police bring you

00:17:37.920 to jail for no reason.

00:17:40.140 That's your moral compass.

00:17:40.740 I have some morals.

00:17:41.980 Celebrating people's downfalls because they intimidate you.

00:17:44.800 Every, this is God's chosen, uh, champion. 1.00

00:17:52.420 Except fucking hair on your head. 1.00

00:17:54.760 Sorry, but just saying. 1.00

00:17:56.160 Oh, now you're going to fucking body shame? 1.00

00:17:58.760 Now you're going to body shame, Ethan? 1.00

00:18:00.920 Look at you.

00:18:02.380 Look at you.

00:18:04.840 I mean, hairline check, you know.

00:18:07.320 Just saying.

00:18:08.080 Just saying.

00:18:08.660 He said, got every genetic, you know, just saying.

00:18:12.080 You're gone.

00:18:12.600 Okay.

00:18:12.960 I go, this guy, he doesn't get women.

00:18:15.500 Like, I don't know if he's just delus-

00:18:17.200 Did I even ever say they don't get women? 0.99

00:18:19.720 Why did they even identify that as a-

00:18:21.420 I could see you having said that.

00:18:23.120 Yeah.

00:18:23.420 I'd have to go back and watch, but-

00:18:24.820 At least the producer is saying, you're like, oh, yeah, you know, Ethan, you're actually 1.00

00:18:28.020 a little bit full of shit. 1.00

00:18:29.680 I mean, of course they have sex. 1.00

00:18:31.480 Who cares, though? 0.55

00:18:33.480 You know?

00:18:33.960 You apparently, because you're talking about it.

00:18:36.140 I mean-

00:18:36.380 Especially if it's like-

00:18:37.220 Chad, should I just skip?

00:18:38.040 I know you're bored. 1.00

00:18:38.840 These guys all look pathetic. 1.00

00:18:39.780 And the producer's starting to see the truth. 1.00

00:18:41.660 Like, he's like, you know what? 1.00

00:18:42.560 I could see you're actually full of shit. 1.00

00:18:44.080 Caleb Peterson. 1.00

00:18:45.860 I have relationships with women. 1.00

00:18:48.380 I wonder if they did eat, like, a steak, like, related to The Tramp, where you meet

00:18:51.800 in the middle.

00:18:53.560 Eating a raw meat. 1.00

00:18:54.360 Big ass fucking T-bone. 1.00

00:18:57.920 It's actually an incredible- 1.00

00:18:59.380 It's actually almost an impressive level of delusion.

00:19:01.100 Yeah, well, let me ask a question. 0.99

00:19:02.320 Let me ask a question to people like him who will say shit like that about people like us. 0.99

00:19:06.280 Men complain all the time, oh, women just like guys with money. 1.00

00:19:08.700 Women only like guys who are six foot plus. 1.00

00:19:10.940 Women only like guys who blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:19:12.360 Everything you guys complain about women only like describes me.

00:19:17.440 So if-

00:19:18.160 I never said any of those things, bro.

00:19:19.780 I'm married.

00:19:21.520 Not for long.

00:19:23.040 Not for long.

00:19:23.880 I know women. 1.00

00:19:25.020 And I know Eli's slowly losing respect for him. 1.00

00:19:28.100 And there's no way Ethan can still fuck her, bro. 1.00

00:19:30.820 There's no way. 1.00

00:19:31.980 What position do they do?

00:19:33.620 What?

00:19:34.020 You think he can really dominate her? 0.92

00:19:35.440 You think he can really say, ah, yeah, open your mouth. 1.00

00:19:37.720 This guy has no balls left. 1.00

00:19:40.080 Eli needs to get fucked eventually. 1.00

00:19:42.020 It is what it is. 1.00

00:19:42.960 I'm not threatening to take her or anything.

00:19:44.320 I'm just saying I understand women. 1.00

00:19:46.180 She's going to leave him.

00:19:47.120 She has to.

00:19:47.680 She's better looking at him. 1.00

00:19:48.500 This guy's a fucking bitch, bro. 1.00

00:19:50.660 I never compl- 1.00

00:19:51.680 I have no idea what they're talking about.

00:19:53.140 I never complain about any of that stuff, bro.

00:19:55.320 I really don't care.

00:19:57.560 For now.

00:19:59.720 I mean, that's-

00:20:00.460 That's crazy.

00:20:01.240 Because you're not a high value male.

00:20:02.480 He makes it sound like I was like, it's not fair. 1.00

00:20:05.220 I don't get any pussy. 1.00

00:20:06.660 And these tall guys are fucking all the bitches. 1.00

00:20:09.140 And I'm just so bitterly married for 10 years with two kids. 1.00

00:20:13.680 While these guys get all the pussy. 1.00

00:20:15.980 If the women aren't fucking me, who are they fucking? 1.00

00:20:19.200 You? 1.00

00:20:19.960 The short, poor guys?

00:20:21.560 Women only like money. 1.00

00:20:22.760 Women only do it if you're six foot tall. 1.00

00:20:24.220 All the tapes don't get laid.

00:20:25.340 I'm short and poor.

00:20:29.800 I'm just disappointed, man.

00:20:31.060 Because I used to look up to H3H.

00:20:32.660 He used to be one of those like, yo, this is one of the cool YouTubers.

00:20:35.840 And just like, something happened.

00:20:38.040 I guess he went on Twitter too much.

00:20:39.640 And the brainwashing got to him.

00:20:41.320 The programming got to him. 1.00

00:20:42.860 Chat, I'm going to go bring it back to the same shit. 0.99

00:20:44.760 How many booster shots do you think Ethan got? 0.99

00:20:47.100 Let me know.

00:20:47.900 I think he got all of them.

00:20:49.620 I think you know what he votes for.

00:20:51.300 And I think you know his stance on abortion.

00:20:52.960 I'm just saying like, yes, you might think that voting matters and everything. 1.00

00:20:56.660 But you can tell what the fuck he votes for. 0.99

00:20:59.600 You can tell what he believes. 0.99

00:21:00.760 And you already know his stance on this.

00:21:02.940 Just from the way he talks.

00:21:04.700 Why?

00:21:05.160 It's programming.

00:21:06.620 It's what you're supposed to believe.

00:21:08.580 Don't expect them to watch the whole podcast.

00:21:10.160 Short and poor, baby.

00:21:11.160 That's me. 0.98

00:21:13.300 How the fuck do you connect those two things and make them make sense? 0.99

00:21:17.580 I'm six foot fucking four. 0.99

00:21:19.460 One hundred and ten kilograms. 1.00

00:21:21.160 I got my fucking muscles. 0.99

00:21:22.180 I got my cars. 1.00

00:21:23.280 I got my big ass house. 0.93

00:21:24.440 I got the jacuzzi. 0.97

00:21:25.520 I know.

00:21:26.000 I know.

00:21:26.740 I know.

00:21:27.300 Would you like to come on a date and drink some champagne, sit in the jacuzzi with me?

00:21:30.100 No. 0.77

00:21:30.660 I want to date the fat guy with a podcast who's short. 0.93

00:21:33.980 You know what? 0.93

00:21:34.900 I'm sure.

00:21:35.340 I'm actually sure that a lot of women would prefer to date me. 1.00

00:21:39.260 I'm not saying that as a flex just because you're like.

00:21:43.100 Yo, eight percent of women watching this. 1.00

00:21:45.460 Would you prefer to date Ethan or Tate? 1.00

00:21:48.120 Like, no dick riding shit. 1.00

00:21:50.300 Just honestly. 1.00

00:21:51.360 I need to get this guy off this fucking pedestal. 1.00

00:21:53.700 No woman prefers you. 1.00

00:21:56.920 None.

00:21:57.320 Okay.

00:21:58.940 S.A.S.

00:21:59.500 Who's like creepy and violent and.

00:22:01.880 I'm not saying that as a flex just because you're like a S.A.S. 0.98

00:22:05.000 Who's like creepy and violent and scary and like unhinged lunatic and obviously not a good 0.97

00:22:10.680 partner. 0.94

00:22:11.080 And so, like, yeah, there are there are different kinds of women in the world. 1.00

00:22:14.340 And the one that I would pursue is one like Hila, who is looking for someone with substance 1.00

00:22:19.400 and stability and substance.

00:22:21.460 What substance?

00:22:22.700 Eight percent of women watching this. 1.00

00:22:24.180 What substance does fucking Ethan Klein have? 1.00

00:22:28.180 What? 1.00

00:22:29.120 Complaining?

00:22:30.360 Canceling?

00:22:32.480 Crying? 0.99

00:22:34.060 Mental health and fucking right opinions? 0.99

00:22:37.020 And a levity and a sense of humor and stuff like that. 0.93

00:22:40.360 And that's the kind of woman that I would want to date and be with anyway. 1.00

00:22:44.460 So it's just fine to like this is where these guys, they put everyone in these holes.

00:22:50.320 Like they say, oh, men are the same.

00:22:52.000 All women are the same. 1.00

00:22:53.300 And I just don't know how you go through your life living like so simplistic.

00:22:57.260 And because women and men, naturally, there are generalizations you can make all the women

00:23:01.060 like he got nothing.

00:23:02.400 I wouldn't date Ethan.

00:23:04.060 Someone said neither. 0.99

00:23:05.660 But none of these bitches said Ethan because it's predictable. 1.00

00:23:08.740 Men and women, you can make obvious generalizations because of evolution, because of biology. 0.98

00:23:14.560 It's not that hard.

00:23:15.760 None of the women would. 1.00

00:23:17.620 Because look at you, Ethan.

00:23:19.440 Come on.

00:23:20.880 You're sad. 1.00

00:23:22.280 You're pathetic. 1.00

00:23:22.940 Simplistically like that. 0.99

00:23:28.760 But it really, you know, it's interesting because these guys could do coaching and it really

00:23:33.120 shows you what they think about the people that pay them for advice. 0.98

00:23:36.320 Because they go, you're short, you're fat, you're pathetic, you'll never, you're not, 1.00

00:23:41.580 you don't have what I have. 1.00

00:23:42.680 So like, what are you doing bothering taking people's money and coaching them if they're

00:23:46.340 not six foot four and rich? 0.96

00:23:48.520 Because apparently if you're just fat, you shouldn't even exist.

00:23:51.640 Because people want to improve.

00:23:52.960 Like male nature is needing to improve.

00:23:54.980 Wanting to get rich, wanting to get in physical shape that's better than you.

00:23:58.940 And you don't.

00:23:59.780 You gave up. 1.00

00:24:01.060 You have a wife that doesn't fuck you. 1.00

00:24:02.380 You never want to get fucking in shape. 1.00

00:24:05.360 You think that working out is a waste of time. 0.98

00:24:06.800 You don't want to prove you gave up on life. 0.99

00:24:08.740 You gave your balls away. 1.00

00:24:10.020 You gave up on your manhood. 1.00

00:24:11.080 Look at that silence in the air.

00:24:16.700 This is a podcast.

00:24:17.560 You could just hear the AC.

00:24:18.620 It's just nothing. 1.00

00:24:19.780 His face, they, like, it's the slow realization that you're full of shit and your neck beard 1.00

00:24:26.320 is sticking out. 1.00

00:24:27.020 Listen to the silence, bro.

00:24:28.180 You shouldn't even exist.

00:24:33.320 That's sad. 1.00

00:24:34.600 That's just the sound of pathetic nature. 0.99

00:24:38.740 He's like, here, here's the, how tall are you? 0.98

00:24:40.360 Here's a questionnaire.

00:24:41.080 We'll start with the questionnaire. 1.00

00:24:42.120 Under six foot, just kill yourself. 1.00

00:24:44.880 This car isn't for you. 1.00

00:24:46.140 Remember we looked, the leg lengthening surgery?

00:24:49.360 Oh.

00:24:50.220 Where they, like, break your legs and then you spend three years healing to gain, like,

00:24:53.240 two inches?

00:24:53.260 You can add, like, four inches.

00:24:54.380 No, you can get bigger than that.

00:24:56.940 So maybe, maybe that's the advice.

00:24:59.440 I'm going to get that surgery and come step to them.

00:25:02.700 What's up?

00:25:04.080 What's up now? 1.00

00:25:05.660 Who are they fucking? 0.99

00:25:07.300 So, I, I, I have not, I have genuinely not watched the episode. 0.99

00:25:10.980 Even the producers are laughing at the episode.

00:25:13.180 All I know is he was insulting me.

00:25:14.400 I actually tried to watch the episode to do, like, an important video.

00:25:17.120 Oh, of course you can.

00:25:17.720 But, bro, you know what the worst thing about him?

00:25:18.840 The worst thing about him is, not only is he a mouth breather, but worse is, he's not

00:25:24.640 even intelligent, he's not compendious, he can't even do as we do.

00:25:28.580 He can't even speak quick. 0.99

00:25:29.740 His brain is slow. 1.00

00:25:31.080 He's talking so goddamn slow. 1.00

00:25:33.240 Half of this video is just fucking AC noise. 0.99

00:25:35.840 So, he's one of those guys who does a podcast, he's like, hey, yeah, so.

00:25:39.960 That's awesome.

00:25:41.920 This, this, this guy's got a YouTube channel.

00:25:46.040 I don't want to do, I don't want, that's a spot on impression.

00:25:50.060 I got it. 1.00

00:25:51.080 That's stupid. 1.00

00:25:52.120 Bro, even the producers are flipping, bro. 1.00

00:25:54.520 Those producers about him being the fucking Hustlers Academy. 0.99

00:25:57.140 I don't want to do this, but can you just do me a favor and shit. 0.99

00:26:00.100 How many views does this one have? 0.98

00:26:02.220 Because they're master podcasters, right?

00:26:04.140 So, they should be doing pretty good.

00:26:06.560 As opposed to me, who is a tor-

00:26:09.060 Uh-oh, uh-oh.

00:26:10.680 Now you're going to bring up the views?

00:26:12.820 What happened?

00:26:13.320 Yo, chat, what did Tate just have an Aiden Ross to stream?

00:26:15.480 Like, two in a thousand people in that live?

00:26:17.920 Triple talker, a slow talker, a mouth breather, all that.

00:26:21.740 Um, PB just donated five.

00:26:23.300 Wait a minute, why are you pressed about this again?

00:26:24.980 Because I, I bought H3's merch back in the day.

00:26:27.620 If you watch my video, 20 years old, a lot of like, uh, people like that, call that video

00:26:31.280 one of my best.

00:26:31.860 I'm wearing the tie-dye merch. 1.00

00:26:33.560 I used to be a big fan of this fucking pussy. 1.00

00:26:35.880 I used to love his videos. 1.00

00:26:37.340 That ass, he used to be one of my favorites. 0.98

00:26:38.940 And to see him flip into a bot, this is what happens, bro. 1.00

00:26:43.940 You start believing the bot shit too much and you become a fucking pathetic, failed, washed-up 1.00

00:26:50.040 YouTuber like him. 1.00

00:26:51.080 Look at him, man.

00:26:52.120 You're sad.

00:26:52.960 You went out sad.

00:26:53.920 Let's check their views here.

00:26:56.940 Oh, wait, Tate's live chatting?

00:26:59.640 No, this is from the video we were just reacting to.

00:27:02.300 This was his live chat.

00:27:05.200 You laughing like the penguin from Batman, bro.

00:27:07.660 You fell off.

00:27:09.140 You fell off, Ethan.

00:27:10.480 This podcast is done.

00:27:11.780 This is the best comment from his live chat. 1.00

00:27:13.800 Look, he has Tourette's laughing face like, what a fucking loser. 1.00

00:27:19.720 He's a loser. 1.00

00:27:20.760 He was born with Tourette's. 1.00

00:27:22.060 Wah! 0.94

00:27:23.920 He is a Jew and pro-Israel.

00:27:27.800 I'm not pro-Israel. 0.93

00:27:29.420 Where does that come from?

00:27:31.040 I mean, the Jew part is probably the more telling element of that comment. 0.89

00:27:35.900 That producer's flipping, bro.

00:27:37.520 That producer, remember when you called 18 and 19-year-old women's children?

00:27:40.380 Now you're flipping to the good side.

00:27:41.660 I get the feeling these guys aren't-

00:27:42.820 What they're getting at there, yeah.

00:27:44.580 This is quite the insult.

00:27:46.060 He uses his brain to pay for Big Macs.

00:27:48.560 That's why it's so slow. 1.00

00:27:51.400 What the fuck? 0.99

00:27:52.240 Epic, epic, own right there. 1.00

00:27:56.320 Dude, the dead air.

00:27:57.640 They really, that impression was so spot on.

00:27:59.380 This is the lowest and- 0.93

00:28:01.020 It's almost, it's nonsense.

00:28:05.460 It's just-

00:28:05.960 It really doesn't make sense at all.

00:28:07.280 It doesn't make any sense.

00:28:08.300 Can he be another comment?

00:28:13.640 Pull that one up, Dan.

00:28:14.680 Sure.

00:28:15.480 Is there anybody from the chat who listened to this podcast?

00:28:18.000 I don't understand what the demographic is.

00:28:21.020 1.62 million subs? 1.00

00:28:24.180 Okay, at least the comments are all on his fucking ass, bro. 1.00

00:28:26.980 Dude got roasted hard. 1.00

00:28:28.460 It's crazy to see all these kids that used to watch. 0.96

00:28:30.240 Ethan grew up and realized he's just a creep bum. 0.76

00:28:32.240 Yes, that's me. 0.83

00:28:33.080 I'm disappointed, Ethan.

00:28:34.220 Ethan, this is coming from a fan.

00:28:36.660 This is coming from a former fan. 0.91

00:28:39.040 It sucks to see it. 0.94

00:28:41.060 It's sad to see it. 1.00

00:28:43.380 You were one of the goats.

00:28:44.900 You were. 0.82

00:28:46.160 We used to quote your stuff in middle school.

00:28:48.620 And you know it's going to be fire.

00:28:50.180 Remember chat?

00:28:50.780 Babe Nation! 0.88

00:28:51.720 Babe Nation! 0.88

00:28:52.560 He was funny, man.

00:28:53.960 When you got an anime profile picture.

00:28:55.940 He says, that guy makes his staff wear masks while they film their podcast as well.

00:29:01.240 I mean.

00:29:02.160 Nina said, I tried to listen to his podcast. 0.83

00:29:03.820 It's also brain dead. 0.98

00:29:04.840 30-year-old white women. 0.99

00:29:06.280 I listen to both.

00:29:07.780 Okay, it's only girls who said that they listen to age three.

00:29:11.080 Is there any dudes?

00:29:12.260 I just see women profile pictures. 0.94

00:29:14.240 We did for like a week when we had a COVID scare.

00:29:17.140 That seems reasonable.

00:29:18.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:19.160 What was that?

00:29:19.660 What did he say?

00:29:20.140 We did for like.

00:29:21.260 Filmed their podcast.

00:29:22.000 The guy makes his staff wear all masks when they film.

00:29:24.100 That's brazy.

00:29:26.300 The staff wore masks inside. 1.00

00:29:28.200 This is what I'm saying about the bot brainwashing shit. 1.00

00:29:30.680 I told you. 1.00

00:29:31.740 These people all believe the same thing.

00:29:34.160 And I can't bring the articles to Sissick.

00:29:36.220 Destiny, he got the votes.

00:29:38.340 He won that debate.

00:29:39.580 For sure.

00:29:40.580 But I'm trying to point out the bot mentality.

00:29:42.900 Why are these people wearing masks in a podcast?

00:29:45.260 It's performative.

00:29:45.960 They're on camera.

00:29:46.520 They want to look right.

00:29:47.380 People want to look morally right.

00:29:49.480 They all got the booster.

00:29:50.940 They got 17 booster shots, bro.

00:29:53.100 It's predictable.

00:29:54.180 I don't even know.

00:29:55.240 But you know.

00:29:56.440 But you know.

00:29:57.720 He had a COVID scare.

00:29:59.140 That seems reasonable.

00:30:00.220 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:01.200 And like at the height of the lockdown.

00:30:03.780 When it was basically.

00:30:04.920 Yeah, when all businesses were shut down.

00:30:06.440 But we had an exemption from being entertainment.

00:30:09.000 Yo.

00:30:09.820 This dude doesn't even drink sparkling water, bro.

00:30:13.160 Water.

00:30:13.920 Sparkling water.

00:30:16.560 Gross.

00:30:17.000 That wasn't baffled. 0.80

00:30:18.560 It's still baffled.

00:30:19.020 I think his viewers are going to.

00:30:20.100 His viewers will agree.

00:30:21.300 Oh, wait.

00:30:21.780 Can you find their views?

00:30:22.820 Because I did want to do that.

00:30:24.020 Look at him bringing up the views, bro.

00:30:25.680 That's sad.

00:30:26.740 That's your argument.

00:30:28.160 Views.

00:30:29.300 And balding. 1.00

00:30:30.300 You're fat. 1.00

00:30:30.980 And get no views, bro. 1.00

00:30:32.880 Tate just had what?

00:30:33.820 Chat, what was it?

00:30:34.360 200,000 live viewers on Aiden Ross? 1.00

00:30:38.340 Sucks to suck. 1.00

00:30:39.980 Ethan, you went out bad. 1.00

00:30:42.440 You went out bad.

00:30:43.620 None of your arguments are valid.

00:30:45.220 He beat the sex-trapping allegations.

00:30:48.060 You fell off.

00:30:49.180 He's getting more views. 0.98

00:30:50.940 And you're still fat. 0.67

00:30:52.060 He did. 0.72

00:30:52.920 73K, sir.

00:30:53.980 That's this podcast.

00:30:55.020 It says 73K views.

00:30:56.500 Okay.

00:30:56.980 I have to admit.

00:30:57.840 That's more than I thought they would be having.

00:30:59.440 I would have thought like 12K.

00:31:00.720 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:02.440 That's more than I expected.

00:31:04.480 But I don't.

00:31:07.400 TikTok jokes.

00:31:08.300 You're 40.

00:31:08.660 I don't know if I need to pull up my podcast because I'm just going to say this.

00:31:14.280 Clearly, people like listening to me talk.

00:31:16.820 Oh, yeah?

00:31:17.980 Chat, you like listening to him talk?

00:31:19.480 You like this?

00:31:20.280 More than you guys.

00:31:22.340 One more time.

00:31:22.920 One more time.

00:31:23.520 One more time. 1.00

00:31:23.760 You hear this bullshit? 1.00

00:31:25.240 Ethan, bro, you sound so dumb. 1.00

00:31:27.320 You sound so dumb. 1.00

00:31:28.900 I'm just going to say this. 1.00

00:31:30.480 Woo! 0.99

00:31:31.300 Clearly, people like listening to me talk more than you guys.

00:31:36.320 Thank you.

00:31:36.760 Thank you.

00:31:37.320 Thank you.

00:31:37.760 Thank you.

00:31:38.100 Thank you.

00:31:38.220 Thank you.

00:31:38.640 Ethan, I hope you see this.

00:31:42.260 I hope you see this, Ethan.

00:31:44.200 You went out bad, bro.

00:31:46.440 You went out bad, bro.

00:31:48.700 And you go play the applause sound effect afterwards.

00:31:50.920 You went out sad, son.

00:31:53.200 Just saying.

00:31:54.020 Goofy.

00:31:54.820 The numbers don't lie, boys.

00:31:56.560 Just saying.

00:31:57.060 And I'm not here to toot my own horn.

00:31:58.060 And I'm not here to toot my own horn, but come on now.

00:31:59.440 You're not here to toot your own horn?

00:32:02.240 Ethan's got to react to this now, son.

00:32:05.420 Just saying.

00:32:06.360 Somebody said real cute toy podcast.

00:32:08.060 Wasn't it?

00:32:08.920 Wasn't that what Kavanaugh said about you?

00:32:11.100 Yeah, that's what I just said.

00:32:12.180 He said, when he sent his threatening Instagram message to me, he said, I don't know what you

00:32:17.620 think you're doing with your toy podcast, but you're messing with real things here and has

00:32:21.400 real consequences.

00:32:22.840 Yeah.

00:32:23.240 Right.

00:32:24.620 Yeah.

00:32:24.800 So here's the expectation of what Cobra Taint does.

00:32:28.320 And here's the reality.

00:32:29.240 He's actually on the school bus.

00:32:31.620 Oh, no.

00:32:33.240 He like I said, he grooms.

00:32:34.640 He gets him young. 1.00

00:32:35.460 Anybody who thinks he's funny is just a girl or a bitch. 1.00

00:32:38.760 I mean, you're just bitches like there's no man. 1.00

00:32:41.880 In my opinion, there's no man that could find this funny. 1.00

00:32:44.860 But oh, what?

00:32:45.680 Ha ha.

00:32:46.300 TikTok jokes.

00:32:47.420 If it's just not my sense of humor.

00:32:49.960 And just like a model scout, you know, for his webcam thing.

00:32:56.200 The type of person who watches that kind of guy for entertainment is that kind of guy. 0.99

00:33:00.480 His brain is so slow. 0.98

00:33:02.500 He can't even speak quickly.

00:33:03.940 What are you talking about?

00:33:05.940 The producers are laughing because it's true.

00:33:08.060 This is the slowest podcast I've ever heard.

00:33:10.900 I got stuff to do, right?

00:33:12.660 I'm a what?

00:33:16.160 I honestly can't even say anything.

00:33:18.800 They're just shouting.

00:33:20.200 He's fine.

00:33:21.640 He's fine.

00:33:22.900 Deflect.

00:33:23.940 He can't talk fast.

00:33:26.160 Since when it's talking fast?

00:33:28.340 It's a podcast.

00:33:29.400 You're supposed to be talking. 1.00

00:33:30.520 And I'm hearing your AC and your fucking mouth breathe. 1.00

00:33:33.940 And favorable attribute. 1.00

00:33:38.260 Talking fast?

00:33:39.220 I never heard that.

00:33:39.640 It can be contextually.

00:33:41.380 But, you know, it's not.

00:33:43.360 This guy's flipping, bro.

00:33:44.940 He's switching sides slowly.

00:33:46.780 He started, you know, Tate's got to got some points.

00:33:49.200 Conherently.

00:33:50.060 Talk fast?

00:33:51.580 You putting that on your resume or something?

00:33:53.720 Talk real fast.

00:33:54.260 I'm a fast guy.

00:33:56.880 If I sit down, I want to just...

00:33:58.280 Okay, tell me...

00:33:58.680 I mean, I don't do...

00:33:59.360 I didn't do a line before my show like you guys clearly did. 0.99

00:34:02.680 Shut up. 0.99

00:34:03.880 He's got nothing. 1.00

00:34:05.060 I don't do...

00:34:06.100 Who thinks that's funny?

00:34:07.260 Yeah, I clearly don't do cocaine.

00:34:09.340 45-year-old man saying nothing. 0.99

00:34:11.080 Look at him sweating, grabbing his fucking bucket hat, realizing they got a point. 0.99

00:34:15.120 He doesn't speak particularly fast either. 1.00

00:34:17.920 He just is loud.

00:34:18.860 He seems to be speaking at a fairly regular pace, I would say.

00:34:23.400 We've got to remember...

00:34:24.060 And look how you're...

00:34:24.960 You seem to be speaking at a fairly regular pace.

00:34:28.020 This is the guy that doesn't have time to cook.

00:34:30.020 Said cooking's for poor people.

00:34:31.200 Right, right, right.

00:34:31.900 Or rich people, actually. 1.00

00:34:33.920 Cookin's for morons and rich people. 1.00

00:34:37.340 Because they have the time. 1.00

00:34:39.520 Let's...

00:34:39.960 Yeah, I don't do a line before I...

00:34:41.760 Go.

00:34:44.920 I mean, people that shout like this, I think, are insecure in what they're saying.

00:34:48.720 So they shout to make it seem more...

00:34:50.840 Yeah, they're just insecure. 1.00

00:34:52.180 He's saying the same shit, Chad. 1.00

00:34:53.620 If you've been in here since season one of the streams, saying the same shit every bitch says to me. 1.00

00:34:57.720 He's toxic, problematic, insecure. 1.00

00:34:59.920 He's probably just insecure. 0.90

00:35:01.480 That's all you got.

00:35:02.840 That's all you got.

00:35:03.860 And you know it's not true.

00:35:05.300 You're just trying to belittle the masculine.

00:35:08.320 Interesting.

00:35:09.540 Point of information.

00:35:10.100 Insult me.

00:35:10.540 Get it over with.

00:35:11.060 Bro, every girl on TikTok has said the same thing about me.

00:35:14.080 He's probably just insecure. 0.99

00:35:15.060 He's probably just gay. 0.99

00:35:16.140 Probably problematic. 0.99

00:35:16.900 So I'm sitting there, and I'm just eating some...

00:35:19.520 Anyway, I can't even watch this. 0.99

00:35:24.780 It's fucking awful. 0.99

00:35:26.240 Like, you need somebody to do a super... 0.99

00:35:27.780 I ain't even mad.

00:35:28.520 I ain't even mad.

00:35:29.060 Of course people like that.

00:35:30.160 You know what?

00:35:31.460 L3L3 in the chat.

00:35:32.560 People like that didn't hate us.

00:35:33.660 We're doing something wrong.

00:35:36.400 That's such a fact, and you got no rebuttal. 0.99

00:35:39.240 You're just going to say some other fucking... 1.00

00:35:40.900 The same shit you've been saying this whole podcast. 1.00

00:35:42.720 Nothing new. 1.00

00:35:43.200 The biggest own of all is the fact that they don't mention being arrested for human trafficking.

00:35:47.420 What did I say?

00:35:55.020 45-year-old man as predictable as a 14-year-old girl on TikTok.

00:35:59.340 I just called it, son.

00:36:01.620 The biggest own of all is the fact that they don't mention being arrested for human trafficking.

00:36:05.620 I love being right. 0.99

00:36:07.240 You say something accurate about how your podcast sucks, just bring up some false cancel bullshit again. 1.00

00:36:13.580 Grown-ass man. 1.00

00:36:15.000 L3L3 in the chat.

00:36:16.100 This guy's done.

00:36:17.440 Basically, that's the biggest own.

00:36:19.580 I mean, that's checkmate right there.

00:36:21.980 We cut it short, but they went on.

00:36:23.720 They said some nasty things about Eli that we didn't even want to show.

00:36:27.240 Why?

00:36:27.460 Let's watch it.

00:36:27.960 That's good stuff.

00:36:29.700 I want to see that stuff.

00:36:31.320 I want to see that, bro.

00:36:32.200 I want to see Ethan's feelings get hurt.

00:36:33.480 He really deserves it.

00:36:34.400 That's what you get.

00:36:35.620 For falsely accusing somebody of something serious, for celebrating someone else going to jail, you deserve it.

00:36:41.320 What do they say?

00:36:41.920 I mean, it's good.

00:36:42.640 Come on.

00:36:43.740 Eli's secure about herself.

00:36:45.100 She's not going to make these bozos make her feel bad.

00:36:48.020 Okay, I'll send it.

00:36:50.040 Eli, Eli, if you're watching this, what do you really think about your husband?

00:36:54.520 Come on.

00:36:55.020 You respect this guy?

00:36:57.380 Really?

00:36:58.600 You can look in his eyes and be attracted to him?

00:37:01.360 Trust me.

00:37:01.860 I only want it for the entertainment value. 1.00

00:37:04.160 Eli gets this shit all the time. 1.00

00:37:12.900 She's very secure, as am I. 1.00

00:37:15.460 They're not going to make her feel bad.

00:37:16.760 I just want to know how low these guys go.

00:37:19.140 To basically avoid saying that we were arrested for human trafficking.

00:37:22.180 Again!

00:37:22.540 And then none of his producers are even laughing at that.

00:37:27.340 That's his one little thing he can latch on to. 1.00

00:37:30.300 And he knows it's bullshit. 1.00

00:37:31.700 His face is slowly, slowly realizing that you're full of shit. 1.00

00:37:35.940 Let's see. 1.00

00:37:40.060 I mean, at least she's with me.

00:37:41.200 It's not too far.

00:37:42.220 It's not too far.

00:37:43.040 They're allowed to roast his wife. 1.00

00:37:44.320 If you call him an incel and you go after, like, that's what you're trying to do. 1.00

00:37:48.240 You go after the pussy that they get, so they go after the pussy that you get. 1.00

00:37:51.860 By choice. 1.00

00:37:53.540 You know, at least by choice.

00:37:54.180 That's fair.

00:37:54.960 It's too far.

00:37:56.360 Is it?

00:37:57.300 Is it?

00:37:57.960 Ethan would have made the same jokes. 1.00

00:37:59.380 My wife chooses to be with me, unlike your fucking partners who shackle in a small room 1.00

00:38:03.520 and make them webcam. 1.00

00:38:04.960 Like, I try to shackle in a small room with a webcam.

00:38:07.620 He's choking on his words.

00:38:08.840 Try to get a woman to willfully stay with you for more than six months, bro. 0.99

00:38:11.900 See how that works out.

00:38:15.660 Oh, wait.

00:38:16.360 Hang on.

00:38:17.800 Should we do that?

00:38:18.680 So this is it.

00:38:19.580 Oh, God.

00:38:20.260 She looks so beautiful.

00:38:21.440 Like, you're going to be stretching to try to make it sound like she's not gorgeous. 1.00

00:38:26.420 Okay, so let's see.

00:38:27.240 Let's see how they do.

00:38:28.540 Oh, seriously.

00:38:29.920 Seriously?

00:38:33.360 Pow, pow.

00:38:34.160 Mr. Petun.

00:38:34.580 You can't even steal that guy's wife because we cannot be seen with a woman of that caliber 1.00

00:38:37.740 in the compound or in public.

00:38:39.620 In the compound?

00:38:43.320 What's funny about the compound?

00:38:45.840 Why is that funny?

00:38:46.920 I know what that means.

00:38:49.020 Holds to campus.

00:38:49.720 Yo, if I was next, first of all, Hila's gorgeous.

00:38:52.440 Everybody knows that.

00:38:54.280 He's, if I was dating, oh, like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, this is

00:38:59.980 what I'm talking about.

00:39:00.860 This is what I'm talking about.

00:39:01.600 Hear this.

00:39:02.420 Like, it's just so, we need to kill this type of content.

00:39:05.240 This is a podcast.

00:39:06.080 Do you hear how much dead air there is?

00:39:08.540 if I was dating, oh, like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 0.97

00:39:27.460 fuck I mean nothing nothing they're really proven how did they not see the 0.85

00:39:35.200 irony you know the celebrity yeah Kim Kardashian no that's not a good one I 1.00

00:39:39.520 knew you wouldn't accept that what's your name fucking the girl who was 0.98

00:39:44.380 Dua Lipa bro they just said that you think slow and you're here well what's 0.99

00:39:49.480 the neck I can't I can't think someone producers with nail polish tell me okay 0.98

00:39:55.700 Dua Lipa if I was next to Dua Lipa they'd be like dude I took him fucking 30 1.00

00:40:00.120 seconds to come up with Dua Lipa that's why your podcast sucks man your brain 1.00

00:40:04.000 does move slow you would never be caught with the girl of this caliber like no 0.99

00:40:07.300 matter how beautiful the girl is they'd be like oh no she's the worst looking 1.00

00:40:10.380 girl I've ever seen sorry he was objectively gorgeous take the L bitch 1.00

00:40:14.300 nice nice pwn also there's no no such thing as objectively gorgeous chat like I

00:40:21.300 don't want to I think personally I think he was kind of pretty but she's 1.00

00:40:25.640 a five she's a five she's not objectively she's not fuck it she's not a 0.99

00:40:30.500 ten like I personally I wouldn't want to settle down with Hila for the rest of my 1.00

00:40:35.040 life I couldn't do it I'm not gonna call her ugly I don't want to like

00:40:38.920 disrespect her I think she's like a trap but you know five how old is she she's 1.00

00:40:45.020 not more she you know what objectively gorgeous is like dude dude 0.99

00:40:49.640 Ethan man I think we might fire Scott Adams wife and hire Ethan's wife should we do that 1.00

00:40:58.440 so this is it this is why we don't get girls and this is his wife let me tell you something

00:41:03.180 Ethan I would rather sleep in a bed by myself every night for the rest of my life than marry 1.00

00:41:12.580 a woman who looked like that the producers are laughing bro Ethan you look stupid bro the producers in 1.00

00:41:20.280 your room in your own echo chamber are laughing at how ugly your wife is son that's just like holy 1.00

00:41:26.920 shit that's like oh that's right so first you heard that laugh been married a woman who looked like 1.00

00:41:34.820 that they all laughed at your wife Ethan bro oh that's gotta hurt so first first of all you have 1.00

00:41:47.840 to find someone who wants to marry you first which I have a feeling is gonna be very difficult for you 0.99

00:41:53.540 guys shut up shut up shut up Ethan you know that's not come on bro but uh again 0.99

00:42:00.020 silence silence silence silence silence silence no point bro nothing going on in his head 1.00

00:42:09.440 just trying to validate himself there's nothing up there

00:42:14.120 holy yeah can you believe that this isn't a podcast and he uploaded it's just

00:42:22.280 your wife just got humiliated not only by the person reacting to by everyone else in the room 1.00

00:42:27.860 and you're sitting there with your fucking neckbeard doing nothing about it 1.00

00:42:32.300 difficult for you guys but uh again listen listen listen listen listen listen do a leap 1.00

00:42:42.960 but i'd be like this is disgusting what i'm just repeating the same he can't even think past it he's 0.99

00:42:48.760 just repeating the same shit this dude is down bad bro fucking fat b-word even if i didn't get 1.00

00:42:57.680 girls i'm doing better than you that's negative girls that's minus girls what are you saying jesus christ 1.00

00:43:05.640 i'm sorry but like no matter how hard they try to pretend like hila's ugly she is gorgeous and you 0.98

00:43:11.220 can't you can't even nobody's even believing this i mean she's not she looks great

00:43:17.300 he found some girl said she's a 10 chill out bro then by all means man beauties in the eyes of the 0.99

00:43:23.740 beholder or whatever the fuck but you know sort your life out you know what like scott i love the fact 0.98

00:43:28.740 that christina moves my cam while scott adams watching the kids so what i'm thinking of doing is 0.98

00:43:32.940 tristan hear me out okay what have i got two moving cams okay okay and they can both move like

00:43:39.540 i don't want this girl in my house bro look at ethan's face bro look at ethan's face this is 0.99

00:43:44.420 and he's still not gonna come up with a good comeback they're gonna roast the shit out of his 0.99

00:43:49.600 wife on his podcast and you got nothing ethan's wife scott adams wife both they're moving my cameras 0.97

00:43:56.180 and then what i'll do is i'll tandem put them on who's he talking about scott um is that another guy

00:44:00.920 they got beef with or something i'm not sure about that it seems like it so they're talking

00:44:05.020 about kidnapping ila and putting her in webcam slavery oh my god you're literally threatening 0.99

00:44:09.760 this is what they say too i get the same shit all the time you're literally threatening me 0.99

00:44:13.800 they're literally threatening me and no no we're not it's roasting how is ethan klein a fucking 50 1.00

00:44:20.400 year old man i don't know how old you are doing the same insults as a tiktok girl bro 0.99

00:44:24.580 oh nice it seems like by the way cheers sparkling water oh classy switch inside slowly slowly

00:44:34.900 bro this dude i know he's in the he's in the hustlers academy can i get a sody water so i don't

00:44:40.300 look poor and and miserable please somebody yeah yeah so they're saying basically i'm gonna kidnap 0.89

00:44:46.660 your wife put her in the webcam and i'm a victim i'm a victim i'm a victim they just toasted you 0.98

00:44:52.980 and you're just gonna victimize yourself ila how do you still respect him how look at him look 0.70

00:45:02.380 put her in uh uh human trafficking slavery dead air dead air dead air dead air dead air 0.98

00:45:12.600 nothing just 0.98

00:45:14.720 watch them roast my wife green because i'm done and that's what i'm about to do

00:45:20.520 i'm mr producer that's what's happened for the next show two steady cams two wives every single 0.68

00:45:26.920 time someone annoys me and i take their wife we add another steady cam to the setup until it just

00:45:31.080 gets ridiculously large the point we can no longer get in the room and they have to have 50 little

00:45:35.760 boxes of moving cameras and no one understands what's going on we can label them and we can label

00:45:39.700 and i can just sit there just talk about everyone's wives i own as they steadily move the cameras before 0.99

00:45:43.920 we go to my bedroom for a steady hand job super steady what i don't even know what the fuck he's 0.99

00:45:50.080 on about 0.98

00:45:50.560 bro it'd be so funny to watch ila's reaction to this i stepped out to get a drink for a minute and i'm

00:45:56.980 totally lost as to what he's talking about every wife he steals he's going to add another steady cam

00:46:02.160 to his video setup but yes that's word for what he said you need to repeat it how slow is your

00:46:06.700 podcast what's the i don't get the job yeah i don't get it i don't go back i think he said he

00:46:11.980 owns like people or did he mean yeah no no that's what he said them four guys trying to comprehend

00:46:18.660 one joke just like echo chamber trying to just i own your wife well yeah he just got raided by the 0.99

00:46:24.580 romanian police for owning people that was the problem oh my god bring up the allegations for the

00:46:28.600 10th time here got nothing man got nothing right that's actually the crime you did commit that

00:46:34.940 you're not mentioning on this show i was gonna say he committed a crime i'm the good guy yeah

00:46:41.480 this was since they're making fun of ila it looks like tristan is wearing a hairpiece

00:46:44.740 oh you think so no it looks like he that's all they got that's all they got same insults as a 0.97

00:46:52.620 fucking 15 year old girl something does not look natural there well if that's his brother that 0.98

00:46:57.540 hair you can't explain that hair with this head something's going on like this guy is bald as 1.00

00:47:02.340 fuck he looks like a fucking hard-boiled egg dude and you're fat and never gonna change 1.00

00:47:07.380 ethan do not talk about other people's bodies it's just pathetic it's just pathetic he's gonna 1.00

00:47:14.180 kill me now for saying that but yeah he's coming to you next boy 0.97

00:47:17.140 she looks like no and i know and full respect you think he's gonna come up with any more comeback

00:47:24.460 w2k respect to to my girl out there caitlin jenner she doesn't look like caitlin jenner she 1.00

00:47:29.900 looks like straight up bruce from the 1970s and not bruce wayne dude you guys are just saying 0.98

00:47:35.400 bullshit like come on try harder to insult her try harder you sound like an eighth grader 1.00

00:47:42.340 try harder that's 45 it's just like ridiculous no it's just like my dick they're just toasting 1.00

00:47:49.980 your wife on your podcast and you got nothing fuck this hurts man this hurts i don't know 1.00

00:47:57.440 bruce jenner jeez that's his wife that's his wife we don't get girls that's another guy we 1.00

00:48:04.120 always talk about who's the guy who puts the dildos up his bum and talks about being really 1.00

00:48:08.220 important oh we lagging that's why i thought i had 2k fuck damn it damn it 0.99

00:48:12.880 it's still lagging chat 0.99

00:48:15.680 it's back it's good

00:48:19.920 are we good are we good are we good are we good okay okay my fault l2k guy did not just 0.63

00:48:29.820 fucking stream labs lag and thinks he's in charge well this guy this guy probably does do that of 0.84

00:48:34.800 course he does this but it's a different guy and then and then he's what's his name 0.99

00:48:38.560 uh the bum dildo man the one who fucks i think they're done i don't know what they're on about 0.98

00:48:42.960 but i get the idea pretty much it dead air dead air dead air on a podcast i literally thought i 0.98

00:48:49.620 just paused it that's how slow this podcast is i thought i paused it by accident listen listen 0.85

00:48:53.840 the one who fucks i think they're done i don't know what they're on about but i get nothing 0.95

00:48:57.980 nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing 0.98

00:49:02.520 oh no no here's another comment by the same guy this is the same guy who said i'm a jew and i'm

00:49:08.100 pro-israel right yeah oh man this guy saiy ed ethan has a very strong bond with susan ceo of

00:49:14.400 youtube be careful guys it's a very strong bond you guys are tight i think that's more jewish 0.98

00:49:19.960 conspiracy shit yeah shout out saiy ed 1.00

00:49:24.000 lag is back oh shit 1.00

00:49:28.000 damn audio is fine though hold up we'll get past it we'll get past i don't want to 0.99

00:49:38.560 fucking restart the stream bro got 800 bro damn song we almost touched 2k that sucks 0.99

00:49:42.740 i know i understand there's lag i understand there's lag i understand there's lag i understand 0.99

00:49:47.860 there's lag i understand let's wait probably wait it out it's fixed it's fixed it's fixed or not 0.85

00:49:52.380 oh shit we just dropped 300 people 0.84

00:49:55.820 it's better i don't want to hear my voice better better better good good good good 0.99

00:50:04.220 it looks good to me

00:50:07.500 are we good

00:50:11.480 getting lag in no lag

00:50:18.940 it's fine it looks fine to mine it's lagging a little bit it's lagging a little bit 0.97

00:50:25.800 probably could wait this shit out

00:50:27.960 on and off i think it's good enough to finish this video it's just this video is lagging 0.99

00:50:36.240 enough on its own from his voice are you getting queer by 1.00

00:50:39.960 let's finish it

00:50:43.240 who's who's uh clearly blackpilled af wait one of their own commenters said that

00:50:51.640 yeah maybe oh maybe he's on to something

00:50:54.440 nice wig tristan oh interesting yo tristan you have a hair piece that do you know what that mean like 0.86

00:51:04.640 first of all no hate okay

00:51:06.800 but i'm allowed to make fun of this guy's hair piece for the very basic fact that he talks about

00:51:13.040 how they have all the genetic blessings and they're perfect humans set the specimens but tristan 1.00

00:51:18.800 specimens if that's true why do you glue a fucking skunk to your head 0.98

00:51:23.200 like imagine this guy who thinks he's god's gift to the world going to the the gluer and then they have to peel it off 0.99

00:51:33.640 his head is bald as a fucking hard-boiled egg and then they gotta they gotta clean his bald head 0.99

00:51:40.480 i mean the rest of this video is just getting him doing the bald shit 0.99

00:51:43.720 the lag is huge okay i'm gonna restart the stream i'm gonna restart the stream i'm done watching this h3 shit anyway i got more shit to react to 0.99

00:51:53.080 um damn we already been going live for three hours bro bro h3 is leaking into my head i can't even pronounce my words anymore 0.98

00:52:00.220 um i'll be right back let me restart the stream and fix this lag all right be right back be right back don't leave 0.97

00:52:05.780 w3 hours w3 hours stream already

00:52:09.260 we are back

00:52:12.700 we are back

SNEAKO - July 13, 2022

H3H3 Ethan Klein is Utterly PATHETIC

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