SNEAKO - November 17, 2021


Hand Delivering Merch in the Trenches

Topics
ice skating I'm about to do the YouTuber thing where I hand deliver merch
Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Kelly Wakasa Sneeko Ashley Elliot Fuckin Nasty Maria Ollie Gang Mike Mimi
I GOT ON ED HARDY SHE GOT ON STILETTO I Don't Care About Anything Anymore

Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

173.61

Word count

1,535

Sentence count

309

Harmful content

Misogyny

15

sentences flagged

Toxicity

47

sentences flagged

Hate speech

9

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Summary

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On this episode of the podcast, we have our first guest on the pod, our special guest, our good friend, Kelly Wakasa. He's a college dropout who has no idea what he's doing with his life, but he does know that he needs to do something about it.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 College dropout. Welcome to my graduation. Fuckin' form. Late to registration. Knew that I'll be famous.
00:00:06.700 Wrote my signature a hundred times. All in my panel. Stuck inside my mind. Balls across the ring.
00:00:10.400 Okay, I got a bucket hat. Oh, that's cute. Is it two-way?
00:00:14.100 Yes, it is two-way. I like the white better. TVA. Yeah. 0.99
00:00:19.900 Yo, so they sell all types of shit. Is this a drink drink? Oh, this is alcohol. This is a white club. 1.00
00:00:23.800 Oh my gosh! And a lighter?
00:00:25.500 Whoa. Bro, I'm trying to be sober. Like, coat baggies, alcohol, and a lighter. Oh my gosh, and a tote.
00:00:32.000 Yeah, it's a purse. Don't use it.
00:00:37.000 Yeah. Um, you ready to go? Just gonna do a little shopping and need to go to the mailbox.
00:00:45.000 Send me stuff to my P.O. Box. Look, look at that. He gets free advertising. I get a free drink.
00:00:48.500 P.O. Box 237. New York, New York. Like, Room 237. It's better than White Claw.
00:00:52.000 Anything is better than White Claw. No, this is dead better than White Claw.
00:00:55.000 Enjoy the free shit. New Haven. Gang. Going strong. 1.00
00:01:02.500 Oh, yeah. That's a lot better than White Claw.
00:01:05.500 Ginger. Ginger. 1.00
00:01:07.500 It's gluten-free.
00:01:10.000 So...
00:01:13.000 It's the gluten-free for me.
00:01:14.500 It's giving...
00:01:16.500 Gluten-free. 1.00
00:01:18.000 Them times I ate off shit. 1.00
00:01:19.500 And you thought I did. 1.00
00:01:20.500 Go hopped straight in the whip. 0.97
00:01:22.000 Accelerated.
00:01:22.500 Trying to just skirt on the kid.
00:01:24.000 That's why I don't just yell.
00:01:25.000 I am mad.
00:01:26.000 Try to finesse my ting.
00:01:27.000 Might just step.
00:01:28.000 One, two, step.
00:01:29.000 Watch my shoulder fling.
00:01:31.000 The giant fish eye.
00:01:32.000 The more the youth began to notice his own lack of freedom.
00:01:35.500 Did you have any time to think about what freedom is?
00:01:38.500 The sun got me going to the projects to deliver some merch. 1.00
00:01:41.500 Pissy elevators and shit. 0.99
00:01:51.500 That's so nice of you. 1.00
00:01:57.500 Yo, look at the sneaker cut and everything.
00:01:59.500 You did?
00:02:00.500 You only got the eyebrows slit though.
00:02:01.500 Nah, nah, that's too hard.
00:02:02.500 Let me see the fade.
00:02:03.500 Let me see the fade.
00:02:05.500 Okay, okay.
00:02:06.500 It could be a little pointier at the...
00:02:07.500 Nah, nah, nah.
00:02:08.500 I like a square.
00:02:09.500 What are you up to today?
00:02:10.500 You got your toes out and everything?
00:02:11.500 What's she doing right now? 0.97
00:02:14.500 Nothing.
00:02:15.500 Alright.
00:02:16.500 Crocs. 0.99
00:02:17.500 Nasty ass toes. 1.00
00:02:19.500 What a good surprise. 1.00
00:02:21.500 You gotta turn around.
00:02:22.500 You gotta look quick to sneak?
00:02:23.500 Nah, that's hard.
00:02:25.500 Wow.
00:02:27.500 Imagine I bought the wrong size, wrong hoodie.
00:02:28.500 Nah, yeah, that's hard.
00:02:29.500 It really looks good.
00:02:30.500 It's a nice looking hoodie.
00:02:31.500 Wow.
00:02:32.500 Thanks for the delivery.
00:02:34.500 Like and comment.
00:02:35.500 Bye.
00:02:36.500 Nice to meet you. 0.64
00:02:37.500 But there's always a hint of piss in Project Elevator.
00:02:39.500 There isn't.
00:02:40.500 There's a hint of piss in here.
00:02:41.500 Not here. 0.56
00:02:42.500 It smells like a port-a-potty.
00:02:43.500 Have fun ice skating. 1.00
00:02:44.500 My bad bitch of an equinox. 0.99
00:02:45.500 Okay. 1.00
00:02:46.500 Bye.
00:02:47.500 I'm here at Rockefeller Center because Kelly Wakasa wants to go ice skating.
00:02:50.500 He just moved here.
00:02:51.500 He thinks it's sweet but the fight's still gonna happen. 0.99
00:02:53.500 But you know right now we're gonna go ice skating and shit. 0.97
00:02:55.500 And then hold hands and then we're gonna get married. 0.94
00:02:59.500 Where would Kelly Wakasa be right now?
00:03:01.500 I was supposed to be here 25 minutes ago but I feel like he's late too.
00:03:04.500 He really thinks that I forgot about the fight but I've been training.
00:03:07.500 I've been sparring like twice a week and I'm going again today.
00:03:11.500 Yo where you at?
00:03:12.500 I see you're straight ahead of me.
00:03:13.500 Straight ahead.
00:03:14.500 Look straight ahead.
00:03:15.500 I thought your head was gonna be bigger.
00:03:17.500 She got vanilla latte.
00:03:18.500 Is this Starbucks too?
00:03:19.500 Cold brew.
00:03:20.500 Pumpkin cold brew.
00:03:21.500 Pumpkin spice lattes.
00:03:22.500 Try it.
00:03:23.500 Try it.
00:03:24.500 Pumpkin spice lattes at Rockefeller Center.
00:03:26.500 You know what your house name?
00:03:28.500 No.
00:03:29.500 It's called your mom's house.
00:03:30.500 Why that?
00:03:31.500 One of our roommates her name is your mom Ashley. 1.00
00:03:33.500 Your mom Ashley.
00:03:34.500 And it's funny.
00:03:35.500 It's like where you going?
00:03:36.500 I'm going to your mom's house.
00:03:37.500 If anyone takes the fish eye lens, they're just going to be like yo you're copying Sneeko.
00:03:42.500 You're copying Sneeko. 0.99
00:03:48.500 Put a smile on your face.
00:03:49.500 Look at him giggling in the backseat of here.
00:03:51.500 He went fast.
00:03:55.500 How are you?
00:03:56.500 Is that a...
00:03:57.500 Unicycle?
00:03:58.500 I heard you got a little accident.
00:03:59.500 What happened?
00:04:00.500 That was a while ago.
00:04:01.500 Three blue circles?
00:04:02.500 Oh.
00:04:03.500 29 at your mom's house.
00:04:04.500 Sorry, am I going to have a sleep over here?
00:04:06.500 Usually when there's a conversation happening, the cameraman pans around to other people
00:04:09.500 talking.
00:04:10.500 But it's just going directly in my eyeball.
00:04:13.500 Wow, Elliot.
00:04:14.500 That's impressive.
00:04:15.500 Thank you, daddy.
00:04:16.500 Sneeko's turn.
00:04:17.500 Everyone here does the 50 yard dash from door to door.
00:04:21.500 So I hold the record right now.
00:04:23.500 It's six seconds.
00:04:25.500 So yeah.
00:04:26.500 On your mark, get set, go!
00:04:29.500 Let's go!
00:04:31.500 That's pretty good.
00:04:35.500 What is it?
00:04:36.500 650?
00:04:37.500 I don't know, Mike.
00:04:38.500 Alright, your turn.
00:04:39.500 I started slowing down.
00:04:40.500 I thought the mattress was over here.
00:04:41.500 I didn't know that.
00:04:42.500 I have to hit the mattress.
00:04:43.500 Three, two, one, go! 1.00
00:04:51.500 Oh shit! 1.00
00:04:52.500 88! 1.00
00:04:53.500 Damn! 0.99
00:04:54.500 Ready? 1.00
00:04:55.500 Ready?
00:04:56.500 Ready?
00:04:57.500 Ready?
00:04:58.500 Ready?
00:04:59.500 Ready?
00:05:00.500 Ready?
00:05:01.500 Ready?
00:05:02.500 I'm back.
00:05:03.500 Usain, Kelly!
00:05:04.500 Three, two, one, go! 0.96
00:05:05.500 Company to the left! 1.00
00:05:07.500 No shit! 1.00
00:05:09.500 Oh shit! 1.00
00:05:10.500 Oh shit! 1.00
00:05:14.500 Get out of breath, sweating again? 1.00
00:05:17.500 Let's go Elliot!
00:05:19.500 Yo! 1.00
00:05:24.500 What is it?
00:05:28.500 Still trying to make moves.
00:05:30.500 Countless hours spent in the studio. 0.99
00:05:32.500 Give any help with that box, it was heavy as fuck. 0.99
00:05:34.500 We'll see what life is out of 22. 0.99
00:05:37.500 We'll see what life is out of 22.
00:05:40.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:43.500 Still trying to make moves, countless hours spent in the studio.
00:05:46.500 Giving them all got nothing to lose.
00:05:48.500 We'll see what life is out of 22.
00:05:50.500 So babe, who do you think is going to win in a fight? 0.99
00:05:52.500 Kelly, what cost her me?
00:05:53.500 Kelly.
00:05:54.500 I'm just kidding. 1.00
00:05:55.500 The fuck off. 0.99
00:05:56.500 I'm just kidding. 1.00
00:05:57.500 The fuck off. 1.00
00:05:58.500 Musa, blur her face in every vlog from now on. 1.00
00:05:59.500 She's clipped.
00:06:00.500 Yeah, it does look kind of black mirror-y.
00:06:02.500 I was going to, Maria said it first though.
00:06:04.500 How's my form?
00:06:05.500 You're leaning.
00:06:06.500 Maybe you have to lean. 1.00
00:06:08.500 What are you doing if I slapped your girl's ass right now? 1.00
00:06:10.500 What are you going to do about it? 1.00
00:06:12.500 She said she let my hair cook. 0.95
00:06:14.500 I said I'd like to stare at butts. 0.96
00:06:17.500 I said I'd like to stare at butts. 0.96
00:06:19.500 How's the weather, Ollie? 0.94
00:06:21.500 It's raining sideways!
00:06:23.500 Good morning, everybody.
00:06:39.500 I'm about to do the YouTuber thing where I hand deliver merch.
00:06:42.500 There's two people that order stuff in Manhattan.
00:06:44.500 I hope you're not at church.
00:06:46.500 I hope you're not weird.
00:06:47.500 I hope it's not your grandma answering the door.
00:06:49.500 That would be cute.
00:06:50.500 It would be cute, but I don't want to have to talk.
00:06:51.500 I don't want to, you know. 0.99
00:06:53.500 Fucking veterans had to have their day on the day that we wanted to ship it out. 0.99
00:06:59.500 Is that it? 0.99
00:07:00.500 Dankeschine? 0.58
00:07:01.500 Dankeschine.
00:07:02.500 Pittsburgh is straight up Israel in some parts. 0.95
00:07:04.500 Gotta learn Yiddish though.
00:07:05.500 And Spanish.
00:07:06.500 I'm not a huge fan of Manhattan.
00:07:08.500 Harlem is cool.
00:07:09.500 And the Lower East Side, East Village is cool.
00:07:12.500 And like three blocks in West Village.
00:07:13.500 But other than that, Midtown.
00:07:15.500 Oh yeah.
00:07:16.500 Just go away. 0.98
00:07:20.500 I love New York because for breakfast I had spaghetti from a Dominican deli.
00:07:24.500 Then I dropped off my packages at the Jewish post office.
00:07:29.500 Then I dropped off my merch to an Indian family. 0.99
00:07:33.500 And now I'm here eating from a Filipino diner.
00:07:36.500 All in the same neighborhood.
00:07:38.500 When I was talking about the diversity, I said an Indian family.
00:07:40.500 The guy's Bangladesh.
00:07:42.500 She messed me up because she's never even heard of Bangladesh before.
00:07:44.500 That's different countries.
00:07:45.500 Different countries.
00:07:46.500 Okay.
00:07:47.500 Yeah, she has.
00:07:48.500 She's cultured.
00:07:49.500 Wait, so she paid?
00:07:50.500 Someone paid for my check?
00:07:53.500 I don't have to pay?
00:07:55.500 You don't have to pay.
00:07:56.500 Do I have to tip you?
00:07:58.500 That's up to you.
00:07:59.500 Oh, okay.
00:08:00.500 Yo, so you think I still got a tip?
00:08:02.500 I feel like you should.
00:08:03.500 I should tip.
00:08:04.500 But I feel like if she's paying for me, she probably tipped well.
00:08:06.500 She tipped? 0.93
00:08:07.500 Yeah.
00:08:08.500 Yo, some lady sitting next to us was paid. 1.00
00:08:10.500 Really?
00:08:11.500 For us?
00:08:12.500 Yeah.
00:08:13.500 Because I'm cute.
00:08:14.500 She gave me her number too.
00:08:16.500 I hope you don't mind.
00:08:17.500 Really?
00:08:18.500 Yeah.
00:08:19.500 She said Mimi at her room.
00:08:20.500 Think what it was?
00:08:21.500 I think that lady just heard my conversation and she was just so riveted by how entertaining
00:08:25.500 and charming I am.
00:08:26.500 And then she's like, you know, I just gotta pay for him.
00:08:27.500 Oh my gosh.
00:08:28.500 Maybe she... 0.97
00:08:29.500 He looks like...
00:08:30.500 Or you know what it was?
00:08:31.500 She's like, he seems like a gentleman who pays for everything every time he goes out.
00:08:32.500 So let me just make it even.
00:08:33.500 Let me just pay back men for all the times that we get to go boxes.
00:08:37.500 I'm doing my friend's short film and the director of photography was on the One Minute Podcast
00:08:42.500 over a year ago.
00:08:43.500 Remember Is It Okay To Be Hat?
00:08:44.500 Remember that one?
00:08:45.500 Small world.
00:08:46.500 I run into so many people from the One Minute Podcast.
00:08:48.500 I'll see you next time.
00:08:49.500 See you next time.