SNEAKO - February 15, 2023
I Asked Her To Be My Valentine!
Episode Stats
Harmful content
Misogyny
115
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Toxicity
338
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Hate speech
69
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about valentines day, first dates, and our ideal first dates. We also talk about how to go on a first date on valentine s day, and how to make the best first date ever.
Transcript
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I'm picking up a wifey chat. Today's the day. Today's the day. Will you be my valentine?
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The food, I'm leaving Ohio, I don't have food bro
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How would I put it in the bag and give it to you if you're all the way in Ohio?
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Just shoot bro, I don't have anything, shoot, just shoot
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Hey, I was just having a staring contest with the last guy
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so so look so so where you want to go on a first date
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i don't know never been on a date i don't know what's your ideal first date movie theater restaurant
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dabs dabs a cart besides weed because i don't i don't do drugs like that you're the only drug for
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me no i would have the drugs i always have the drugs but a date it's two people it's valentine's
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day this is not enough this is not going to get you high look at that bear no it's not going to
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get me high i want to like what i want to do is i want to go sit in a car and like get like a little
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fast food you know with a blunt while on either acid or shroom just sitting in a car listening
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to white girl music like party in the usa shit like that yeah and like acon lots of acon
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party in the usa on acid and shrooms why did you have such a specific scenario have you done this
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before no i just really this sounds awesome i mean like i've done it with my friends but not like as a
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date that sounds like a terrible date but you know what if you like that then i'm like that because
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we valentine's hold on hold on cut i gotta hit this all right cut
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holy shit unclog it what it was i just fucked it up though
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that was oh burnt my lips why do you hate valentine's day
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never had a valentine you can't hate it if you've never done it before
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yeah i gotta go though i gotta respond to this text
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smash smash you gotta you gotta fix your hair will you be my valentine
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yeah no what why wait let me talk to the let me talk to the one i say yeah
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but they disappeared we did well you never appeared i can't see you
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because for a good reason he looks like a tiktoker what's your what's the reason
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don't you like his face no what yeah yeah he's got like a sweet face yeah like the
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you look good with the septum i like your nose like a lot
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yo you talking a lot about my face for somebody that's too afraid to put their
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bum ass face on the camera right now i'm just looking at your little artsy
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Makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor
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Bro, how are you doing this and you don't know what the hell's going on?
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You just have to find where they start at the same time
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Yeah but TikTok is making your brain go dumb man
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I thought we were talking about, like, location-wise in Jersey.
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Since now I got you laughing, would you like to be my Valentine Jersey?
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I was waiting to go find you and, you know, connect with my, my new Russian girl.
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And I think this is a good way for us to, to get to know each other.
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Um, I went to the gym and doing some homework and that's about it.
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No, I'm not just a leg person, but today was leg day.
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You, you, you squat and you, you do lunges and everything.
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I got the hip thrusts, you know, all that good stuff.
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So I'm already just like thinking about love and you know, this love is in the air today.
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So why isn't a nice girl like you from Jersey?
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So when can you start to look for a Valentine, hypothetically?
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Well, to be honest, like if it happens, it happens.
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I mean, I'm not really, I'm not really sure what the future is going to look like.
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So I wouldn't say I'd be happy, but, you know, there might be other things along the line that I can't foresee that, you know, I don't know.
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You talk about climate change or something?
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This is what people on the East Coast say.
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They talk about climate change or like this political state of the political, whatever.
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People like me and you, we need to go have kids together because you're unvaccinated and we can go repopulate the earth and make sure that there's good people out here.
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So I like know who you are, but I don't know who you are.
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Like I know your face and I know you've done a lot of like podcasts with Andrew Tate and stuff like that.
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But I don't like, like tell me about like what you do.
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Like once we continue to go on dates and you know what I'm saying?
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And you know, the sparks are flying more and the more that you fall in love with me and we share intimate moments and we hold hands and watch the sunset together.
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I just told you I'm going to be in Jersey in two weeks.
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So when we go sit down and go on a date and we'll, we'll go talk about all that.
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I am a very interesting person, but I can't just tell you everything right now.
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You're not going to believe me when I say this, but I'll give you my number, but I didn't
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have a phone for the longest time just because like I grew up without one.
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So I literally just got a phone and yes, I'm 20.
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You're sure you're not actually like 15 or something, right?
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Cause I don't want to put it like through here.
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I'm a little, well, I should download Snapchat.
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I'm going to, it's going to be something like this.
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I've never been to Missouri before, but like, hopefully you can show me around.
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What were you saying right before I entered the call?
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The way you said, I hate when fat girls talk to me.
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This could have been us a bad time that we were playing.
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Yo, what happened to your best friend after that happened?
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All he wants to do is fucking live and, like, leave away.
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And when a girl cheats on you, you go get back with her?
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Bro, I don't like all this toxic cheating.
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How do you get bored of the monkey if it's better?
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Every single female was either smoking, talking shit, or screaming.
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I just talked to this one girl from Jersey for a while.
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I don't even have it, but I'm going to download it.
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I was wondering if you would like to be my Valentine.
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Well, you got to look even better than that when we go on our first date.
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Why do I need to say it back if I don't have one?
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I see you on my TikTok for you page all the time, man.
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Bro, honestly, the one about Adderall, probably.
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Yo, how many shorties did you find on Omegle today?
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Bro, today, not many, but I have gotten a shortie before.
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Yo, how come you don't talk about drugs anymore?
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Once you get it, let me get seconds type shit.
0.99
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I've been carrying all these conversations so far.
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No, how come you don't talk about psychedelics?
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Because I did for a long time, but I don't really take it anymore.
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And today, I saw how many kids know what I talk about.
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So, it's like, if I start promoting this stuff, it's going to be bad.
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You can understand that you seem like you're like an outdoorsy.
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Well, a lot of people can't handle a psychedelic trip.
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Yeah, you kind of got to be, like, pretty mentally strong for that shit, but I think it's beneficial to people.
0.99
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I mean, not, like, bad that I'm, like, about to die, but uncomfortable.
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And did he ever come back for that, or he went crazy?
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I've seen people not come back and, like, go to psych wards and go completely nuts.
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Like, people lose grip of reality after bad trips.
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But when you're in your artist phase, you love them, right?
00:51:39.680
Wait, so you like the old, are you like the, I miss the old sneaker type shit?
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Honestly, like, I think we're, like, the same age.
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And I, like, kind of grew up, like, same time as you.
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Kind of on the same shit, like, getting my money, you know?
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So, do you think it's good to see the transition?
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Yeah, I've heard that for a lot of people our age.
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You think I should go back to the artist phase?
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I've been thinking that the streaming thing is fun.
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But I think after this year, I want to stream regularly for this entire year.
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Prove to people that I can take over on Rumble.
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And then I want to start going and doing more artistic stuff.
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Because, like, you already, like, you can't really keep going.
0.99
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I mean, you can, but, like, your artistic shit can, like, keep growing, I feel like.
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No, because I want to ask you a question, but you're going to skip me.
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Wait, you said what should you make a video about?
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All right, I'll ask you something else, because I know you'll skip me to ask you.
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Are you going to do one-minute podcast in my end?