SNEAKO - SNEAKO Gives A Fan Relationship Advice!

00:00:00.000 Bro, what did you do for Valentine's Day?

00:00:02.000 Bro, I went to Olive Garden!

00:00:04.000 With who?

00:00:05.000 With a girl!

00:00:06.000 Yo, wait, can you call that girl real quick?

00:00:08.000 I want to see what she thought about that Olive Garden date.

00:00:10.000 Can you, let's see if you can hear, let's see if you can hear.

00:00:12.000 Can you hear the phone?

00:00:16.000 Hey, what did you think about the Olive Garden date?

00:00:20.000 What do you mean?

00:00:21.000 Like, how did, how did you feel about it?

00:00:23.000 Are we, we're good?

00:00:25.000 Yeah.

00:00:26.000 Rated on a scale of 1 to 10.

00:00:28.000 Rated on a scale of 1 to 10.

00:00:30.000 Um, like a 5, I thought it was like average.

00:00:35.000 Ohhhh.

00:00:38.000 Alright, alright, I'll call you back. I love you.

00:00:40.000 Wait, ohhhh!

00:00:42.000 I'll call you right back, I love you.

00:00:44.000 Yo, bro, you gotta, you gotta cheat on her, man.

00:00:47.000 I gotta cheat on her?

00:00:48.000 You gotta cheat on her.

00:00:50.000 Or don't even cheat on her, but make her think that you could cheat on her.

00:00:56.000 There's no doubt in her, make her think that you're gonna cheat on her.

00:00:59.000 Like big, like big male mode.

00:01:04.000 Yeah.

00:01:05.000 Yeah.

00:01:06.000 Why are you biting your nails like that?

00:01:09.000 Why'd I do what?

00:01:10.000 Why are you biting your nails like that?

00:01:11.000 I'm not biting my nails.

00:01:13.000 If you were an intelligent human being, you would understand that I'm biting the fingertip.

00:01:17.000 The fingertip of your finger is your nail.

00:01:19.000 It's okay, Stingo. It's okay. I get it.

00:01:21.000 Okay, well why?

00:01:22.000 Andrew Goins got your real loss in the head. I get it.

00:01:25.000 Why are you biting your fingertips?

00:01:27.000 Is he dead yet?

00:01:28.000 Is he dead yet by the way?

00:01:29.000 Well, he was just exposed.

00:01:30.000 Well, he wasn't exposed, but the victims came out and they were lying the whole time.

00:01:34.000 Shocker.

00:01:35.000 Yo, why are you doing that, bro? You're creeping me out.

00:01:38.000 Creeping you out?

00:01:39.000 Yeah.

00:01:40.000 Yeah.

00:01:41.000 I mean, if we're being real, you've creeped out enough people.

00:01:43.000 I don't think anybody might fucking-

00:01:44.000 I don't think I've ever creeped out anybody.

00:01:45.000 What are you talking about?

00:01:46.000 I don't know, bro.

00:01:47.000 I mean, I've seen the comments a lot more than you have.

00:01:49.000 How do I creep them out?

00:01:51.000 Who do I creep out?

00:01:52.000 Well, I'm not going to sit there and speak for the mass majority, but I mean, I've

00:01:56.000 scrolled through TikTok and Instagram enough times to sit there and look at your content.

00:01:59.000 I mean, there's a reason that it's not on my shit.

00:02:02.000 But you don't see anyone?

00:02:03.000 No, the algorithm is going to fuck me now though, obviously, because this just happened to

00:02:07.000 me fucking with what, two days ago with Fulcrum?

00:02:09.000 Yeah.

00:02:10.000 Everything Fulcrum now is on my screen.

00:02:11.000 So it's going to happen on YouTube.

00:02:12.000 Oh, because you met him on Omegle and now he's everywhere?

00:02:14.000 Okay.

00:02:15.000 Well, get used to my face.

00:02:17.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:02:18.000 Won't be that hard.

00:02:19.000 It's not going to last too long.

00:02:24.000 Yo, we're up, we're up.

00:02:26.000 Why you sound like that?

00:02:28.000 I'm chilling, bro.

00:02:29.000 What?

00:02:30.000 Damn, you chilling?

00:02:31.000 So it's just me and you were here?

00:02:33.000 What happened?

00:02:34.000 It's just me and you were here just chilling?

00:02:36.000 Yeah.

00:02:37.000 All right, I bet.

00:02:38.000 So if we're going to be like that, get ready.

00:02:40.000 Bro.

00:02:41.000 Yo, you weird.

00:02:42.000 Shut up.

00:02:43.000 Bro, shut up.

00:02:44.000 What?

00:02:45.000 What do you mean shut up?

00:02:46.000 I didn't even say anything.

00:02:47.000 Oh my god.

00:02:48.000 Is that fucking Andrew Tate?

00:02:49.000 Holy shit.

00:02:50.000 My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indivisibility makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.

00:03:02.000 Yo, you're fucking hot, bro.

00:03:04.000 Honestly.

00:03:05.000 Bro, why did you have to-

00:03:06.000 Hey, happy Valentine's Day.

00:03:07.000 I'm in Australia, so it's a little bit late.

00:03:08.000 Oh.

00:03:09.000 Do you want to be my valentine?

00:03:10.000 No, I already have like three.

00:03:11.000 I won't tell them.

00:03:12.000 Ooh.

00:03:13.000 Ooh.

00:03:14.000 One of them on the phone right now.

00:03:15.000 Mute them.

00:03:16.000 They literally already heard you.

00:03:17.000 Kill em.

00:03:19.000 Yo, what are your gender pronouns?

00:03:20.000 She, they.

00:03:21.000 Okay.

00:03:22.000 Why are you a gender pronouns?

00:03:24.000 She, they.

00:03:25.000 Okay.

00:03:26.000 Why are you a gender pronouns?

00:03:27.000 She, they.

00:03:28.000 Okay.

00:03:29.000 How do they treat you?

00:03:30.000 No.

00:03:31.000 I mean, I don't know what that is.

00:03:33.000 What are you like?

00:03:34.000 No.

00:03:35.000 No, do you want to be my valentine?

00:03:36.000 No, already have like three.

00:03:37.000 I won't tell them.

00:03:38.000 Oh.

00:03:39.000 Oh, ooh.

00:03:40.000 One of them on the phone right now.

00:03:41.000 Mute them.

00:03:42.000 They literally already heard you.

00:03:43.000 Kill them.

00:03:44.000 Yo, what are your gender pronouns?

00:03:45.000 why are you gender fluid

00:03:46.420 why aren't you is my question

00:03:51.640 I don't know maybe you can convince me

00:03:53.600 now that we're valentine's you can tell me

00:03:55.520 I'm not I never accepted your

00:03:57.460 fucking offer what

00:03:58.560 now that we're dating what makes you

00:04:01.500 gender fluid what makes you gender

00:04:03.420 non-binary besides your hair and glasses

00:04:05.540 and weight

00:04:05.940 I don't have the ability to speak to you anymore

00:04:15.440 oh

00:04:16.320 e aí filombão

00:04:19.860 fala paizão

00:04:21.600 moleque tu tem cara de brasileiro

00:04:24.820 porra

00:04:26.220 porra

00:04:28.260 porra

00:04:29.700 porra

00:04:31.440 some guy was fucking

00:04:39.420 a lot of meat beaters today yo

00:04:42.240 yo nice vape bro

00:04:44.320 I know you

00:04:48.400 why you sound so disappointed about it

00:04:50.740 I don't know

00:04:52.960 you okay

00:04:54.000 yeah

00:04:55.720 how was your day

00:04:56.820 it was alright

00:04:59.000 what'd you do

00:05:01.320 played basketball

00:05:03.780 yo your dog is slumped out right now

00:05:07.160 yeah he is

00:05:08.880 can you wake him up type shit

00:05:10.120 zeus

00:05:17.620 he's cute

00:05:23.620 he is

00:05:25.500 can I eat him

00:05:26.460 hold up

00:05:26.780 hold up

00:05:27.340 hold up

00:05:31.360 give me one second

00:05:32.520 no

00:05:33.080 do you want to be my valentine

00:05:41.120 fuck you

00:05:42.980 hey you want to be my valentine

00:05:44.840 valentine's day is over bro

00:05:47.420 get over it

00:05:48.040 I'm in Australia

00:05:48.680 it's a little bit late

00:05:49.920 that's kind of rude

00:05:50.700 bro

00:05:51.500 bro

00:05:52.500 just accept that you're alone

00:05:54.340 so are you

00:05:55.700 you're on ome.tv

00:05:56.640 we're both alone

00:05:57.200 okay

00:05:57.500 hey you know

00:05:58.420 we're not alone

00:05:59.260 we're alone together

00:06:01.240 we're alone together right now

00:06:02.640 it's not a hostile thing

00:06:03.820 I didn't take it

00:06:04.720 I didn't take it as a hostile

00:06:05.140 but we could be alone together

00:06:06.020 I did

00:06:06.780 chill bro

00:06:08.700 I'm chill

00:06:09.900 I'm chill now that I'm with you

00:06:11.160 I'm looking at your pretty face

00:06:12.080 and I'm just feeling

00:06:12.760 I'm feeling relaxed right now

00:06:14.080 I'm not gonna lie

00:06:14.920 you're just hyped like that

00:06:16.900 alright

00:06:17.200 nah I'm not hype

00:06:18.040 I'm just

00:06:18.340 I'm just

00:06:18.680 I don't know man

00:06:19.280 you got me going

00:06:20.060 you're just popping off on me

00:06:21.320 you just got me excited

00:06:22.240 I ain't even gonna lie

00:06:23.000 like I'm just ready to

00:06:23.820 I'm ready to do whatever with you

00:06:25.420 yo

00:06:27.180 actually matter of fact

00:06:27.940 come on

00:06:28.740 right now

00:06:29.480 what the fuck

00:06:30.560 bro are you good

00:06:31.440 yeah

00:06:32.020 nah you right

00:06:33.580 that was a little bit too forward

00:06:34.760 I'm sorry about that

00:06:35.400 yeah you trying to like

00:06:36.920 fight with me

00:06:37.500 and I don't care

00:06:38.220 nah I'm not trying to fight with you

00:06:40.340 but we could wrestle

00:06:41.020 alright bro

00:06:43.000 you corny

00:06:44.040 mmm you're hot

00:06:45.280 thanks

00:06:46.680 oh my god bro

00:06:51.440 it's gorgeous bro

00:06:52.340 if I let you run my girl

00:06:53.380 you fucking shit out of me

00:06:54.440 what the fuck bro

00:06:55.420 what is with Omegle today man

00:06:57.260 bro you'd literally eat my girl's ass

00:06:59.760 and I'd let you

00:07:00.440 oh my

00:07:18.140 what the

00:07:18.700 Sneeko

00:07:19.460 yo what's popping

00:07:20.180 oh my god

00:07:22.300 yo

00:07:22.900 yo

00:07:23.280 alright I love you bro

00:07:24.840 I've been watching you for a minute

00:07:25.780 what am I streaming

00:07:26.480 uh YouTube right

00:07:28.680 no you just got banned on YouTube

00:07:30.340 kick

00:07:31.800 kick

00:07:33.180 where do you stream

00:07:39.000 I watch you on

00:07:39.700 like I see you on TikTok and shit

00:07:41.000 I used to watch you when you was on YouTube

00:07:42.760 and now I see you on TikTok

00:07:43.720 cause I don't really watch streams

00:07:44.820 I watch highlight videos

00:07:47.660 I catch up on all that important shit

00:07:50.540 you know what I'm saying

00:07:51.060 boom buka

00:07:52.180 look at that little Twitch logo around your mic bro

00:07:56.000 yeah

00:07:57.080 I went to TwitchCon

00:07:58.120 you wore a mask at TwitchCon

00:08:00.940 no

00:08:02.120 I didn't wear one

00:08:02.960 no

00:08:03.300 bro you know

00:08:03.940 you know Twitch promotes

00:08:04.740 you watch hot tub streams

00:08:06.100 no

00:08:07.040 who do you watch on Twitch

00:08:08.660 I really watch

00:08:09.880 my friend's streams on Twitch

00:08:11.060 that's about it

00:08:11.600 okay what

00:08:12.080 what mainstream streamers do you watch

00:08:13.460 on Twitch

00:08:13.980 uh

00:08:15.300 Kai

00:08:18.420 okay

00:08:19.500 that's about it

00:08:21.340 like I don't watch mainstream streamers

00:08:22.640 yeah

00:08:22.820 I literally be on Twitch

00:08:24.400 to watch my friends

00:08:25.280 and support them

00:08:26.260 and then I stream sometime

00:08:27.220 you got mad G fuel

00:08:28.320 on the fridge

00:08:28.740 yeah

00:08:30.140 I was a nerd

00:08:31.100 when I bought all that shit

00:08:31.960 I still am a nerd

00:08:33.360 but I don't drink it no more

00:08:34.340 and you got the Pikachu thing

00:08:35.820 you got a Twitch looking room

00:08:37.120 yeah

00:08:38.000 I wanted to be a streamer real bad

00:08:40.380 but I procrastinate

00:08:41.660 you got the mic

00:08:44.540 you got everything set up

00:08:45.400 I make music more than I stream

00:08:47.500 I focus on my music

00:08:48.780 yeah let me hear something real quick

00:08:49.660 uh

00:08:52.440 you'd have to look it up

00:08:54.340 I don't got shit loaded yet

00:08:55.440 I got shit just ready to play

00:08:57.500 you can't freestyle

00:08:58.020 fuck no

00:08:59.440 I'm fried off my ass

00:09:01.800 it'll get real gay

00:09:02.540 bro

00:09:03.820 why is Omegle so gay today bro

00:09:06.140 hey chat hold up

00:09:10.680 I need to get my Valentine's program

00:09:12.500 Steve that inside of my heart

00:09:13.940 your ego like brother

00:09:14.820 this side of my motherfucking Steve

00:09:16.060 will you

00:09:16.320 I'm going to show you again.

00:09:46.320 I'm on Australia it's late crikey

00:09:56.260 Yes, or no I got a boyfriend break up with him y'all what those

00:10:16.320 Hey y'all

00:10:23.320 Hey y'all

00:10:24.320 Damn man that shit is ass

00:10:27.320 Yeah boy you suck

00:10:33.320 Boo

00:10:37.320 Boo

00:10:41.320 Boo

00:10:46.320 Say it ain't so

00:10:48.320 Boo

00:10:50.320 My love is a heartbreaker

00:10:57.320 Say it ain't so

00:11:00.320 My love is a life taker

00:11:06.320 All right

00:11:10.320 All right

00:11:11.320 El Echo

00:11:12.320 Hey how you doing?

00:11:13.320 Fuck you

00:11:16.320 Yo

00:11:17.320 Yo Sneeko

00:11:18.320 Is this real?

00:11:19.320 That's real bro

00:11:20.320 Is this real?

00:11:21.320 Wait do thumbs up if it's real

00:11:23.320 Bro I'm doing two thumbs up my ass right now bro

00:11:26.320 Bro why would you say that?

00:11:28.320 I'm sorry

00:11:29.320 I'm sorry

00:11:30.320 I'm sorry

00:11:31.320 Look Sneeko

00:11:32.320 Let me ask you something

00:11:33.320 I know you fuck with Suicide Boys right?

00:11:37.320 Yeah I

00:11:38.320 Do you?

00:11:40.320 It's a question

00:11:41.320 Like they're good at concerts

00:11:42.320 I don't know I couldn't name a song if you asked me to

00:11:45.320 Damn bro

00:11:46.320 Damn

00:11:47.320 Why would you ask me that?

00:11:48.320 Because

00:11:49.320 I just it's their maybe my favorite artists so

00:11:53.320 Like hey speaking speaking of

00:11:55.320 I've always wanted to ask you a question dude

00:11:58.320 What did you really think about that Meat Canyon video?

00:12:01.320 I thought that bro I need to get into the gym because they made my arms look small as shit

00:12:06.320 Yeah

00:12:07.320 Yeah

00:12:08.320 Those were not accurate bro

00:12:09.320 The arms are not accurate

00:12:10.320 They kinda were accurate

00:12:11.320 That was a big moment

00:12:12.320 I'm like bro you know what

00:12:13.320 I gotta get into the gym

00:12:15.320 Yo what are some intrusive thoughts that you have?

00:12:18.320 Some intrusive thoughts?

00:12:19.320 Yeah

00:12:21.320 That bitches are not worth shit

00:12:23.320 But that

00:12:24.320 But it's like

00:12:26.320 Well yeah women deserve less

00:12:27.320 That's true

00:12:28.320 Well

00:12:29.320 That's not always true

00:12:31.320 But

00:12:32.320 Yeah

00:12:34.320 Pretty much

00:12:35.320 I feel like I'm in an episode of Rick and Morty right now

00:12:36.320 Holy fucking shit

00:12:37.320 What makes you think that?

00:12:40.320 Um

00:12:41.320 Every woman that I've talked to really is just like

00:12:44.320 Major dickbag you know

00:12:46.320 Like you talk to them and then

00:12:48.320 Like four months later

00:12:49.320 It's like why are you fucking talking to me?

00:12:51.320 What makes you

00:12:52.320 Get bored of them?

00:12:54.320 What makes me get bored of them?

00:12:55.320 Yeah

00:12:56.320 It's always the same shit every fucking day

00:12:58.320 But like with your buddies

00:12:59.320 You can do new shit

00:13:00.320 You know?

00:13:02.320 It's like you can't shit in a sink

00:13:04.320 In front of your fucking girl friend

00:13:06.320 You know?

00:13:07.320 It's like a friend that's a girl

00:13:08.320 You know?

00:13:09.320 But in front of your buddies it's like

00:13:10.320 Oh!

00:13:11.320 Funny!

00:13:12.320 What do you think about astrology?

00:13:13.320 Astrology is not worth shit dog

00:13:15.320 What the fuck?

00:13:16.320 Maybe you should just work on your game

00:13:17.320 Like what did you do for Valentine's Day?

00:13:19.320 What did I do for Valentine's Day?

00:13:20.320 Yeah

00:13:21.320 I hang out with a couple of my buddies

00:13:22.320 I had some edibles

00:13:24.320 Buddies?

00:13:25.320 Yeah

00:13:26.320 And I

00:13:27.320 There was one girl there

00:13:28.320 But she was just a fucking ride

00:13:30.320 Bruh

00:13:31.320 Where are your shawties at?

00:13:32.320 Where's my shawties at?

00:13:33.320 No

00:13:34.320 Honestly I need

00:13:35.320 I need help on that bro

00:13:36.320 I'ma be real

00:13:37.320 I'ma be real

00:13:38.320 I need to up my game

00:13:40.320 What is your problem with game right now?

00:13:42.320 My problem with game?

00:13:44.320 I'm way too insecure about the way I look dog

00:13:47.320 Like for real

00:13:48.320 Like check this out

00:13:50.320 You see that dog?

00:13:52.320 Yeah

00:13:53.320 Yo how did that happen bro?

00:13:54.320 How did this happen?

00:13:55.320 It was completely fucking normal

00:13:56.320 Like gums got infected

00:13:57.320 And I had to get this tooth removed

00:13:59.320 Because uh

00:14:01.320 It was a baby tooth

00:14:02.320 And it never fell out

00:14:04.320 You know?

00:14:05.320 So it just looked weird

00:14:06.320 Anyway

00:14:07.320 Did you come up with a good story for that?

00:14:09.320 I should huh?

00:14:10.320 Like I got in a fight with a fucking bear

00:14:12.320 Yeah yeah yeah

00:14:13.320 He only got this tooth right here

00:14:14.320 Like with his claw

00:14:15.320 Yeah make it obvious you're lying

00:14:16.320 But still like

00:14:17.320 Make it kind of funny

00:14:18.320 Like bro I had to save this kid from a burning house

00:14:20.320 And you know what I was saying

00:14:21.320 Like the door was stuck

00:14:22.320 And my hands were tied

00:14:23.320 And I was holding three babies

00:14:24.320 And I had to

00:14:25.320 Bit the door off

00:14:26.320 I just had to like

00:14:27.320 Fucking headbutt the door

00:14:28.320 You know?

00:14:29.320 Yeah and she's gonna know you're lying

00:14:31.320 But just make it like a mystery

00:14:32.320 And like make it seem like

00:14:33.320 It's just part of your

00:14:35.320 Experience past

00:14:36.320 Dude you know what?

00:14:39.320 I used to watch you

00:14:40.320 And you were like fucking like

00:14:42.320 Barely starting too

00:14:43.320 Barely starting on YouTube?

00:14:45.320 Yeah

00:14:47.320 You watching Rumble now?

00:14:50.320 Of course

00:14:51.320 No you don't

00:14:53.320 No you don't

00:14:54.320 You're right

00:14:55.320 You caught me there bud

00:14:57.320 What's holding you back?

00:14:58.320 Well come to Rumble man

00:15:00.320 Yo chat's saying that your shit looks badass

00:15:02.320 I don't think that shit looks bad either

00:15:04.320 It looks kinda cool

00:15:05.320 It looks cool

00:15:06.320 My tooth?

00:15:07.320 Yeah

00:15:08.320 Yeah

00:15:09.320 Well people tell me I look like a crack head man

00:15:11.320 Nah

00:15:13.320 Nah

00:15:14.320 I smoke a lot of weed though

00:15:15.320 Maybe that's a problem

00:15:16.320 Yeah that could be it

00:15:18.320 Yeah

00:15:19.320 Alright man just bite some doors off

00:15:20.320 You'll be alright

00:15:23.320 Yo

00:15:26.320 Destiny

00:15:28.320 I am taking a shit

00:15:30.320 Are you taking a shit?

00:15:32.320 Wait

00:15:33.320 What the fuck?

00:15:34.320 No

00:15:36.320 Stop playing

00:15:37.320 Stop playing

00:15:38.320 Stop

00:15:41.320 Hey what are some intrusive thoughts that you have?

00:15:44.320 I wanna kill everybody

00:15:46.320 Why?

00:15:48.320 I don't know

00:15:49.320 What about me?

00:15:52.320 You're okay

00:15:54.320 For now

00:15:55.320 Will you be my belated valentine?

00:15:57.320 Sure

00:15:58.320 Hold on

00:15:59.320 Wait

00:16:00.320 I have something for you

00:16:01.320 I have something for you

00:16:03.320 Hey!

00:16:04.320 Yo

00:16:05.320 I kinda wanted to kill you

00:16:06.320 But now I don't

00:16:07.320 I think we belong together

00:16:10.320 Yeah we don't kill each other

00:16:11.320 Nice

00:16:12.320 This is the start of a great relationship

00:16:13.320 How old are you?

00:16:15.320 How old are you?

00:16:16.320 I asked you first

00:16:18.320 I'm 18

00:16:19.320 Oh okay

00:16:20.320 I'm 24

00:16:21.320 Oh okay

00:16:25.320 Wait what did they say?

00:16:26.320 Divide by 2 add 7

00:16:27.320 12 plus 7

00:16:28.320 Oh wait no

00:16:29.320 12 plus 7 is 19

00:16:31.320 What do you mean?

00:16:32.320 Divide by 2

00:16:33.320 You're supposed to take your age

00:16:34.320 Divide by 2 and add 7

00:16:36.320 And what is that?

00:16:38.320 That's the age limit

00:16:40.320 I guess

00:16:45.320 I guess

00:16:47.320 I don't know

00:16:48.320 It's that

00:16:49.320 I've never heard that ever in my life

00:16:53.320 What was the last time you wanted to kill somebody?

00:16:56.320 Today

00:16:57.320 Why?

00:16:59.320 Because they were walking slow in front of me in the hallway

00:17:03.320 How would you kill them?

00:17:04.320 Hmm

00:17:10.320 I could do a lot of things to be honest

00:17:12.320 Yeah but your visualization

00:17:13.320 I've had that same exact scenario where they're walking in front of me

00:17:15.320 And I just think about

00:17:17.320 Like right from behind

00:17:18.320 Oh and got like snapping their neck from behind

00:17:21.320 Yeah like John Wick or like a spy in a movie

00:17:24.320 Or like

00:17:25.320 I'm just across the whole school with a sniper

00:17:29.320 And I shoot them

00:17:31.320 Okay

00:17:34.320 You thought I was playing

00:17:36.320 I'm not playing

00:17:37.320 Woah

00:17:39.320 I mean it's the same thing but yeah

00:17:42.320 No I'm just like across the school

00:17:45.320 Like all the way down the hallway with a sniper

00:17:47.320 Like don't see me coming

00:17:51.320 Or like

00:17:53.320 I don't even know for real

00:17:58.320 Damn

00:17:59.320 Where you from?

00:18:00.320 I'm from Miami

00:18:01.320 That city looks really big

00:18:02.320 Yeah it's Miami

00:18:03.320 Yeah it's Miami

00:18:04.320 Where you from?

00:18:05.320 Yeah your window's too big

00:18:06.320 You need curtains

00:18:07.320 Big curtains

00:18:09.320 Why?

00:18:10.320 I don't need curtains

00:18:12.320 I'm not trying to hide anything

00:18:14.320 I mean but I wouldn't

00:18:16.320 Is that your room?

00:18:17.320 Yeah

00:18:19.320 Can you get dressed in front of that mirror?

00:18:21.320 No

00:18:22.320 It's not a mirror it's just a window

00:18:24.320 I meant window

00:18:25.320 You know what I meant

00:18:26.320 It's fine

00:18:27.320 When you come here I'll put the curtains up so that nobody can see us

00:18:29.320 Okay yeah

00:18:30.320 Okay yeah

00:18:31.320 You don't even have curtains

00:18:32.320 I do

00:18:33.320 They're just

00:18:34.320 On the top

00:18:36.320 Oh okay

00:18:37.320 And they covered the whole thing?

00:18:38.320 Yeah you'll be good

00:18:39.320 Nobody will see you

00:18:42.320 I don't know I feel like there aren't curtains that big

00:18:47.320 Yeah you're gonna need big curtains for you

00:18:50.320 I think that was supposed to be rude but I'm not gonna take it rude

00:18:56.320 No no no I just meant because like we have a big connection right now

00:19:00.320 No that's not too great

00:19:02.320 Okay

00:19:03.320 I take back my valentine's day

00:19:04.320 No no no no no no don't kill me what you're gonna slide me now

00:19:10.320 I'm gonna throw you out the window

00:19:12.320 How many stories is that?

00:19:13.320 How many stories is that?

00:19:15.320 Like 46

00:19:17.320 You're on the 46th story?

00:19:19.320 Yeah

00:19:21.320 Good

00:19:26.320 I'm just messing with you

00:19:28.320 I don't

00:19:29.320 I'm not gonna throw you out the window yet

00:19:32.320 Look at my phone case

00:19:35.320 Isn't that so cool?

00:19:37.320 Yeah you like emo grout stuff

00:19:40.320 I'm not emo

00:19:41.320 I'm tired of people saying that

00:19:43.320 Like I'm not emo

00:19:44.320 You got a spiderweb on your phone case that is emo

00:19:47.320 Okay that doesn't mean I'm emo

00:19:49.320 That is what it means

00:19:51.320 No it's not

00:19:52.320 Emo's based on music

00:19:54.320 And style I guess

00:19:56.320 Okay you have a skull hat

00:19:58.320 Shut up!

00:20:00.320 And you also have a nose ring and a bunch of black

00:20:07.320 Okay

00:20:08.320 So you're goth or what?

00:20:10.320 I'm not goth

00:20:12.320 I'm just a normal person

00:20:14.320 I just like to dress how I dress

00:20:16.320 Like I have different styles

00:20:17.320 I can be like a basic white girl type beat

00:20:20.320 One day

00:20:22.320 With them leggings and the shirts and the forces

00:20:30.320 Okay

00:20:36.320 Yo Chris texted me chat

00:20:47.320 Yo refresh the page chat

00:20:49.320 Krista said he added colors to the chat

00:20:52.320 Refresh real quick

00:20:53.320 Do you see him?

00:20:55.320 Oh!

00:20:57.320 Yo!

00:20:59.320 What you think chat?

00:21:04.320 You refresh your page real quick

00:21:05.320 You see it on my screen?

00:21:07.320 Yeah she was boring as hell

00:21:08.320 I don't even know why

00:21:09.320 I'm surprised that she didn't even leave

00:21:10.320 After I made that big comment

00:21:12.320 Oh!

00:21:15.320 Chris says he doesn't like it that much though

00:21:16.320 He thinks it looks better on bot tube

00:21:21.320 What you think?

00:21:23.320 WRL

00:21:25.320 Chat WRL

00:21:26.320 I'm about to go send him a video

00:21:28.320 And it's going right to the CEO

00:21:33.320 Okay okay okay okay

00:21:35.320 Yo Chris they fuck with it

00:21:36.320 Thank you for listening

00:21:37.320 Now we need better latency

00:21:40.320 And what else we need chat?

00:21:41.320 How else can we fix it?

00:21:47.320 He's not going to pick up

00:21:49.320 He doesn't want to come on my stream

00:21:53.320 Keep going keep going

00:21:54.320 It's going right to him

00:21:55.320 Talk talk to him talk to him chat

00:21:57.320 Stop saying LGBTQ chat

00:22:00.320 WTQ chat

00:22:02.320 WW

00:22:03.320 That's all W's

00:22:04.320 Everybody likes it

00:22:05.320 Emotes

00:22:06.320 Okay we need emotes

00:22:07.320 Better latency

00:22:08.320 Yeah

00:22:09.320 Interactive chat

00:22:10.320 Yeah

00:22:11.320 We need a score

00:22:12.320 Polls

00:22:13.320 Alright cool

00:22:14.320 It doesn't show on app yet

00:22:16.320 It doesn't show on app yet

00:22:17.320 But maybe just refresh your app

00:22:20.320 And he said my latency has improved a few seconds

00:22:23.320 Yo chat is the latency improved?

00:22:25.320 Maybe do I have to restart streaming to figure it out?

00:22:27.320 He said I was going to front

00:22:33.320 He said he was going to front page my stream for Alex Jones

00:22:35.320 But Alex Jones baited bro

00:22:37.320 I fuck with it though

00:22:40.320 It's a little bit fruity

00:22:43.320 But

00:22:44.320 Hey

00:22:45.320 If we can get more bots on here

00:22:46.320 Fuck you man

00:22:50.320 Cool

00:22:54.320 Yo what's up bro?

00:22:55.320 Wait

00:22:56.320 Where you from?

00:22:57.320 Wait

00:23:00.320 Yo you vaccinated?

00:23:02.320 I feel like I've met

00:23:03.320 I've seen you before

00:23:05.320 I've seen you before too

00:23:08.320 No way

00:23:09.320 No way

00:23:10.320 Why are you doing the soy face?

00:23:11.320 My friend's

00:23:12.320 My friend's like

00:23:13.320 Screaming at me

00:23:14.320 Like he says he loves you

00:23:15.320 Where?

00:23:16.320 Like

00:23:17.320 My friend right here

00:23:18.320 He's saying he loves you

00:23:19.320 For some reason

00:23:20.320 I can't hear anybody

00:23:22.320 No he's

00:23:23.320 He's in

00:23:24.320 He's in my headset

00:23:25.320 What's his name?

00:23:26.320 What's his name?

00:23:27.320 Brayden

00:23:29.320 Yo Brayden

00:23:30.320 Come to rumble

00:23:33.320 Yo sounds giggling bro

00:23:35.320 No no sorry

00:23:36.320 It was him

00:23:37.320 He made me laugh

00:23:38.320 It was my fault

00:23:39.320 Okay

00:23:42.320 He said

00:23:43.320 He's a

00:23:44.320 He said he's a 6 foot 5 kilo

00:23:47.320 And he looks up to you

00:23:49.320 How old is he?

00:23:51.320 How old?

00:23:52.320 Wait

00:23:53.320 He's 18

00:23:54.320 Can you ask him what he thinks about

00:23:55.320 Moist critical?

00:23:57.320 What do you think about Moist critical?

00:24:00.320 Never heard of him

00:24:01.320 Nice

00:24:02.320 What does he think about L3 L3?

00:24:04.320 About L3 L3

00:24:05.320 Never heard of him

00:24:06.320 Never heard of him

00:24:07.320 What about Lasanabi?

00:24:11.320 Nah

00:24:12.320 Nice

00:24:13.320 Should we free Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate?

00:24:17.320 He said yes and he's screaming at me right now yes

00:24:19.320 Yes

00:24:20.320 Okay

00:24:21.320 Is he yay 24?

00:24:25.320 He said repeat yourself

00:24:26.320 Yay 24

00:24:30.320 Yes

00:24:31.320 Okay okay okay

00:24:32.320 He said he doesn't know what that means yes

00:24:33.320 Okay he's gonna vote for yay

00:24:34.320 Last one

00:24:35.320 W or L Hitler

00:24:38.320 W

00:24:40.320 He said W

00:24:42.320 What the?

00:24:43.320 Why?

00:24:46.320 I don't know he's just saying something about Kanye now

00:24:48.320 Wait hold on

00:24:50.320 He don't like Logan Paul

00:24:52.320 He don't like Jake Paul

00:24:54.320 Okay

00:24:56.320 He said he'd be

00:24:57.320 He said he'd beat both of them in a boxing match

00:24:59.320 Facts

00:25:00.320 Oh shit

00:25:04.320 He would kiss Andrew Tate

00:25:06.320 If he wanted him to

00:25:09.320 I'm sending the message bro

00:25:13.320 He said he respects you

00:25:15.320 And him and kill all the gays

00:25:19.320 What the?

00:25:20.320 I'm sending the message bro

00:25:21.320 Don't look at me

00:25:22.320 I don't like Logan!

00:25:23.320 Yo Chad is that based or not?

00:25:24.320 Wait but he just said he would kiss him but also kill gay people?

00:25:28.320 He said

00:25:31.320 He said it's more of a respect thing

00:25:34.320 Don't look at me

00:25:35.320 I'm the message bro

00:25:36.320 That's gayer than gay people

00:25:40.320 Okay people are saying common brand W

00:25:42.320 He said whoa whoa hang on

00:25:43.320 Yo Chad is really

00:25:44.320 I don't know what it is

00:25:45.320 But it's been extremely zesty today

00:25:46.320 I don't know what Valentine's Day did

00:25:49.320 Everyone screaming here

00:25:50.320 Okay bro nice to meet you man

00:25:51.320 It's good to meet you too bro

00:25:54.320 Yo what's up bro

00:25:56.320 There's no way that's Sneeko

00:25:57.320 There's no way that's actually Sneeko

00:25:59.320 Is this real?

00:26:01.320 Put a hand up

00:26:04.320 That's not Sneeko

00:26:05.320 Wait uh Hal Hitler if it's real

00:26:08.320 Put a hand up

00:26:09.320 Hal Hitler if it's real

00:26:11.320 I can't do that

00:26:12.320 I can't do that

00:26:13.320 Pussy

00:26:15.320 I can't do that wait

00:26:17.320 Wait I'm...

00:26:18.320 There's no way

00:26:19.320 There's no way

00:26:21.320 Put a hand up

00:26:22.320 Please put a hand up

00:26:23.320 Is this real?

00:26:25.320 Bro I...

00:26:26.320 No it's not real

00:26:27.320 I see it in the back

00:26:28.320 I see it in the back

00:26:29.320 It's no way it's real

00:26:30.320 It is real wait wave your hand

00:26:31.320 You can see it in the reflection

00:26:32.320 Yeah but do something for me

00:26:34.320 Bro wait pause bro

00:26:35.320 What do you mean do something for you?

00:26:36.320 You pause bro

00:26:38.320 Do something for you?

00:26:39.320 Who are you?

00:26:41.320 Bro I'm in love with you dog

00:26:44.320 What the fuck is what the...

00:26:46.320 Bro what did you do for Valentine's Day?

00:26:48.320 Bro I went to Olive Garden

00:26:50.320 With who?

00:26:51.320 With a girl

00:26:53.320 So why are you in love with me?

00:26:55.320 Bro cause you are...

00:26:56.320 I've known you since you cut your hair bro

00:26:58.320 Oh really?

00:27:00.320 I've known you since day one

00:27:02.320 Damn that is day one

00:27:03.320 Wait why Olive Garden?

00:27:04.320 That's the most basic restaurant of all time bro

00:27:06.320 Bro I know I...

00:27:07.320 The wait time was two hours long

00:27:10.320 For Olive Garden?

00:27:11.320 Right?

00:27:12.320 I was...

00:27:13.320 I just sat at the bar

00:27:14.320 I just sat at the bar and got some drinks

00:27:15.320 But like...

00:27:16.320 Like...

00:27:17.320 Bro big ups on the new car too

00:27:18.320 Bro I fuck with you

00:27:19.320 Hey what's your name man?

00:27:21.320 Niko

00:27:22.320 Niko?

00:27:23.320 Niko

00:27:24.320 Yo a lot of people think that's my real name

00:27:25.320 But my real name is Hubert

00:27:27.320 There's no way it's actually Hubert

00:27:28.320 Nah you can call me Hubie though

00:27:29.320 Yo wait can you call that girl real quick?

00:27:31.320 I wanna see what she thought about that Olive Garden date

00:27:38.320 Can you...

00:27:39.320 Let's see if you can hear her

00:27:40.320 Let's see if you can hear her

00:27:41.320 Can you hear the phone?

00:27:44.320 Hey what did you think about the Olive Garden date?

00:27:48.320 What do you mean?

00:27:49.320 Like how did...

00:27:50.320 How did you feel about it?

00:27:51.320 Are we...

00:27:52.320 Yeah

00:27:54.320 Rate it on a scale of 1 to 10

00:27:55.320 Rate it on a scale of 1 to 10

00:27:57.320 Rate it on a scale of 1 to 10

00:27:59.320 Um...

00:28:01.320 Like a 5

00:28:02.320 I thought it was like average

00:28:03.320 Oh...

00:28:06.320 Alright alright

00:28:07.320 I'll call you back

00:28:08.320 I love you

00:28:09.320 I'll call you right back

00:28:11.320 I love you

00:28:12.320 Oh...

00:28:13.320 Oh...

00:28:14.320 Oh...

00:28:15.320 Oh...

00:28:17.320 5?

00:28:19.320 5!

00:28:20.320 You can't be taking girls

00:28:21.320 Valentine's at Olive Garden is crazy bro

00:28:23.320 Vaping is crazy

00:28:25.320 I'm sorry I gotta quit

00:28:26.320 I gotta quit

00:28:27.320 I know I'm sorry

00:28:28.320 Why did you pick Olive Garden?

00:28:33.320 I didn't know any...

00:28:34.320 Dude there's nowhere else near here

00:28:35.320 You live in New York right?

00:28:36.320 Miami

00:28:38.320 You live in Miami?

00:28:39.320 Yeah it was Miami

00:28:40.320 Okay...

00:28:41.320 I'm over in Cali right now

00:28:42.320 There's...

00:28:43.320 And where I'm at...

00:28:44.320 Italian food

00:28:45.320 And there's not a lot of options

00:28:48.320 Why...

00:28:49.320 What were you stuck in Italian?

00:28:51.320 Italian's fancy bro

00:28:52.320 Bring a girl out

00:28:53.320 Get some wine

00:28:54.320 Some pasta

00:28:57.320 I can't take a girl out to Mexican food on Valentine's Day

00:29:00.320 That's getting messy

00:29:01.320 There's definitely more...

00:29:02.320 What city?

00:29:04.320 Huntington Beach

00:29:06.320 That's near LA right?

00:29:08.320 Yeah...

00:29:09.320 Bro there are so many options

00:29:10.320 There are so many options there

00:29:12.320 She's disappointed that you brought her to a chain restaurant

00:29:17.320 I...

00:29:18.320 I guess you're right

00:29:19.320 But like...

00:29:21.320 Bro I don't know

00:29:25.320 You gotta make it up to her bro

00:29:27.320 I do I do you're right

00:29:28.320 How long have you been together?

00:29:30.320 About...

00:29:31.320 It was a year

00:29:32.320 It was our one year

00:29:33.320 Wait...

00:29:34.320 This is your anniversary too?

00:29:36.320 Yeah...

00:29:37.320 Bro!

00:29:38.320 Bro you gotta make it up

00:29:39.320 No but I got her gifts

00:29:40.320 I got her flowers

00:29:41.320 I got her roses

00:29:42.320 I got her...

00:29:43.320 Everything

00:29:44.320 Did you write her a card?

00:29:45.320 Yeah I wrote her...

00:29:46.320 I wrote her like a paper

00:29:47.320 Did she give you anything?

00:29:50.320 Head

00:29:51.320 Oh...

00:29:52.320 Good day

00:29:54.320 No she gave me...

00:29:55.320 She gave me stuff too

00:29:56.320 She gave me like a shirt

00:29:57.320 She gave me like a...

00:29:59.320 Okay

00:30:00.320 Yeah that's about it

00:30:01.320 Okay

00:30:02.320 Okay but five...

00:30:03.320 Bro five for your one year anniversary of Valentine's Day?

00:30:05.320 Yeah that's fucked

00:30:06.320 That's actually fucked

00:30:07.320 I was expecting seven

00:30:08.320 At least right?

00:30:10.320 Yeah but W had though

00:30:11.320 But that's crazy that girls think that that's a present

00:30:15.320 But...

00:30:17.320 We...

00:30:18.320 Like uh...

00:30:19.320 Like I paid the bill

00:30:20.320 Yeah you're supposed to

00:30:21.320 Regardless if it's Valentine's or not

00:30:22.320 Yeah yeah yeah that's true

00:30:23.320 I do it anyway

00:30:24.320 I do it anyway

00:30:25.320 Yeah...

00:30:26.320 Yeah...

00:30:28.320 Yeah...

00:30:30.320 What do you love...

00:30:31.320 Yeah...

00:30:32.320 What do you...

00:30:33.320 What do you love about her?

00:30:37.320 I love her family

00:30:40.320 Is that weird?

00:30:41.320 Is that weird?

00:30:42.320 That's not weird

00:30:43.320 What about her?

00:30:44.320 Oh her...

00:30:45.320 Like she's fire

00:30:46.320 And like she's funny

00:30:47.320 And she's smart

00:30:49.320 You said oh her

00:30:51.320 Yeah...

00:30:52.320 She's...

00:30:53.320 She's guys...

00:30:54.320 She's guys...

00:30:55.320 But like...

00:30:56.320 I love...

00:30:57.320 I love being a part of the family

00:30:58.320 I'm a family guy you know?

00:30:59.320 Okay...

00:31:00.320 Okay...

00:31:01.320 When are you gonna get her pregnant?

00:31:02.320 What's good?

00:31:03.320 When are you gonna get her pregnant?

00:31:06.320 10 years?

00:31:08.320 How old are you?

00:31:09.320 21?

00:31:10.320 Yeah...

00:31:11.320 Okay...

00:31:12.320 You got my high people?

00:31:13.320 Like you know my exact age bro

00:31:15.320 I figured how people view you

00:31:17.320 Olive Garden...

00:31:18.320 Money...

00:31:19.320 You know...

00:31:20.320 Just putting the pieces together

00:31:21.320 Okay...

00:31:22.320 I don't make a lot of money

00:31:23.320 I don't make a lot of money

00:31:24.320 Yeah...

00:31:25.320 That's understandable

00:31:26.320 I mean she should be more grateful to be honest

00:31:27.320 Look at you...

00:31:28.320 You put in effort...

00:31:29.320 You wrote a card...

00:31:30.320 Nice Italian restaurant...

00:31:31.320 You waited two hours...

00:31:33.320 And you probably made jokes and entertained her the whole time...

00:31:35.320 You got a different presence...

00:31:37.320 She heard...

00:31:38.320 She gotta be more grateful bro...

00:31:39.320 Women deserve less...

00:31:40.320 Look at you put in all this work...

00:31:41.320 One year anniversary...

00:31:42.320 She can't be happy...

00:31:43.320 That just to spend time with you?

00:31:44.320 I think she...

00:31:45.320 Yeah...

00:31:46.320 I think she...

00:31:47.320 I hope she was happy...

00:31:48.320 I think it's just...

00:31:49.320 It was Olive Garden...

00:31:50.320 You know...

00:31:52.320 You got the free breadsticks...

00:31:53.320 But there's not much else...

00:31:55.320 Yo...

00:31:56.320 Free breadsticks is crazy bro...

00:31:57.320 Free...

00:31:58.320 Unlimited breadsticks...

00:31:59.320 But how many breadsticks did you even eat?

00:32:01.320 Who cares about breadsticks?

00:32:02.320 Yeah...

00:32:03.320 Probably only like...

00:32:04.320 Seven breadsticks...

00:32:05.320 She should be more grateful bro...

00:32:06.320 You're doing everything right...

00:32:07.320 Thanks...

00:32:08.320 If she even plugged it into your head...

00:32:09.320 That head is a present bro...

00:32:10.320 Then she's got you...

00:32:11.320 Come on man...

00:32:12.320 Yeah...

00:32:13.320 I'm a little whipped...

00:32:14.320 I'm not gonna lie...

00:32:15.320 Aww...

00:32:16.320 No...

00:32:17.320 No...

00:32:18.320 But it's...

00:32:19.320 It's chill...

00:32:20.320 Like...

00:32:21.320 I'm still like a...

00:32:22.320 I'm still with the boys...

00:32:23.320 You know?

00:32:24.320 How are you whipped?

00:32:25.320 Like...

00:32:26.320 Pussy whipped...

00:32:27.320 You know?

00:32:28.320 Yeah...

00:32:29.320 How?

00:32:30.320 Like...

00:32:31.320 Like...

00:32:32.320 Oh...

00:32:33.320 The boys are going out to the bar tonight...

00:32:34.320 Ah...

00:32:35.320 I gotta stay home...

00:32:36.320 Like...

00:32:37.320 And do what?

00:32:38.320 Netflix?

00:32:39.320 I...

00:32:41.320 I guess so...

00:32:42.320 I guess so...

00:32:45.320 Yo bro...

00:32:46.320 You gotta...

00:32:47.320 You gotta cheat on her man...

00:32:48.320 I gotta cheat on her?

00:32:49.320 You gotta cheat on her...

00:32:51.320 Or don't even cheat on her...

00:32:53.320 But make her think that you could cheat on her...

00:32:57.320 There's no doubt in her...

00:32:58.320 Wait what?

00:32:59.320 Make her think that you're gonna cheat on her...

00:33:00.320 Like...

00:33:01.320 Big...

00:33:02.320 Like...

00:33:03.320 Big male mode...

00:33:05.320 Yeah...

00:33:06.320 Yeah...

00:33:07.320 You gotta make her a little bit paranoid...

00:33:10.320 She...

00:33:11.320 Right now she's too comfortable...

00:33:12.320 Nah...

00:33:13.320 Nah...

00:33:14.320 But...

00:33:15.320 But...

00:33:16.320 But I fuck with her...

00:33:17.320 I don't want her to leave me...

00:33:18.320 She won't leave you...

00:33:19.320 But she's like...

00:33:20.320 She's like...

00:33:21.320 Independent...

00:33:22.320 You know?

00:33:23.320 Ugh...

00:33:26.320 Bro...

00:33:27.320 You gotta...

00:33:28.320 You gotta make her think you're gonna cheat on her...

00:33:30.320 That's what I gotta do?

00:33:32.320 Give her less attention...

00:33:33.320 Bring back the attention...

00:33:34.320 Alright...

00:33:36.320 Alright...

00:33:37.320 Alright...

00:33:38.320 Take the power...

00:33:39.320 Yeah...

00:33:40.320 Take the power back bro...

00:33:41.320 She's got your balls right now...

00:33:42.320 You gotta be...

00:33:43.320 Take your balls back man...

00:33:44.320 Alright...

00:33:45.320 Good luck bro...

00:33:46.320 Yeah...

00:33:48.320 Hey...

00:33:49.320 Happy late Valentine's Day...

00:33:50.320 What are you biting?

00:33:54.320 How...

00:33:55.320 How old are you?

00:33:56.320 You didn't even know when I was born...

00:34:00.320 January 12th...

00:34:01.320 2013...

00:34:03.320 2013?

00:34:04.320 How are you alive?

00:34:07.320 That's real...

00:34:11.320 This fucking guy...

00:34:12.320 It's you again...

00:34:13.320 Dude...

00:34:14.320 Listen man...

00:34:15.320 I got Rumble because of you bro...

00:34:16.320 I downloaded Rumble...

00:34:17.320 Hey...

00:34:18.320 Yo...

00:34:19.320 They just updated the chat right after you...

00:34:20.320 There's got colors in there now...

00:34:21.320 There's...

00:34:22.320 Dude...

00:34:23.320 What the fuck man...

00:34:24.320 You trying to call me Zesty bro?

00:34:25.320 No...

00:34:26.320 I know you be calling people Zesty on your stream...

00:34:27.320 I didn't call anybody Zesty...

00:34:28.320 I just said that they fixed the colors on you...

00:34:30.320 Dog...

00:34:31.320 I went back and re-watched the part of the stream I was in...

00:34:33.320 How did you do?

00:34:34.320 How did I do?

00:34:35.320 I feel like I provided a very funny part of your stream...

00:34:37.320 You know?

00:34:38.320 You know?

00:34:39.320 You know?

00:34:40.320 Very funny...

00:34:41.320 Yeah...

00:34:42.320 I would say...

00:34:43.320 8 out of 10...

00:34:44.320 8 out of 10?

00:34:45.320 Yeah...

00:34:46.320 Yeah...

00:34:47.320 I think like...

00:34:48.320 If I could make it funnier...

00:34:49.320 It would be very...

00:34:50.320 It would probably get you cancelled...

00:34:51.320 Say it bro...

00:34:52.320 I'm cancelled!

00:34:53.320 I am cancelled!

00:34:54.320 Oh yeah!

00:34:55.320 Fuck!

00:34:56.320 Dude!

00:34:57.320 I forgot dude!

00:34:58.320 Nah bro...

00:34:59.320 Fuck that...

00:35:00.320 Pussy...

00:35:02.320 Hey!

00:35:03.320 Happy Valentine's Day!

00:35:04.320 Thank you!

00:35:05.320 Would you like to be my valentine?

00:35:07.320 Bet!

00:35:09.320 I got this just for you...

00:35:11.320 You're the first person to ask me...

00:35:14.320 Well that's why it was meant to be...

00:35:17.320 Aww...

00:35:18.320 That was sweet...

00:35:19.320 Are you gonna accept it?

00:35:21.320 Yes...

00:35:22.320 Okay good...

00:35:23.320 Take it...

00:35:26.320 Okay good...

00:35:27.320 Now we're dating...

00:35:28.320 Why do you have that thing hanging on your wall?

00:35:29.320 What is that?

00:35:30.320 It's a deer...

00:35:31.320 It's a deer...

00:35:33.320 It's fake or you hunted that?

00:35:36.320 Uh...

00:35:37.320 I wish I hunted it...

00:35:38.320 To be honest...

00:35:39.320 Oh where are you from?

00:35:40.320 You sound southern...

00:35:42.320 I'm from Georgia...

00:35:44.320 Oh you're from like...

00:35:45.320 Deep Georgia...

00:35:47.320 Okay...

00:35:48.320 How old are you?

00:35:50.320 Seventeen...

00:35:51.320 Alright...

00:35:52.320 Let me take this back...

00:35:55.320 Excuse me...

00:35:57.320 Yeah...

00:35:58.320 Sorry...

00:35:59.320 Uh...

00:36:00.320 Now you're back to zero...

00:36:01.320 People asking you to be your valentines...

00:36:02.320 Rewind that whole thing...

00:36:03.320 You got it...

00:36:04.320 You're single...

00:36:05.320 It is what it is...

00:36:06.320 Alright...

00:36:09.320 Oh!

00:36:10.320 No!

00:36:12.320 Yo!

00:36:13.320 Wait wait wait!

00:36:15.320 Yo!

00:36:17.320 Bro!

00:36:18.320 Is that you?

00:36:19.320 Really?

00:36:20.320 Oh!

00:36:21.320 Oh!

00:36:22.320 Oh!

00:36:23.320 Oh!

00:36:24.320 Sneaker...

00:36:25.320 Is that you?

00:36:26.320 That I am...

00:36:27.320 I'm a big fan here bro...

00:36:28.320 Where do I stream?

00:36:31.320 Twitch?

00:36:33.320 Big fan...

00:36:34.320 Yeah?

00:36:35.320 Big fan?

00:36:38.320 Look...

00:36:39.320 I just see you eclipse...

00:36:40.320 I'm gonna be on it...

00:36:43.320 Hey but...

00:36:44.320 Is that actually you?

00:36:46.320 Chris!

00:36:47.320 Hold up...

00:36:48.320 Hold up...

00:36:49.320 My brother's a big fan...

00:36:50.320 Just please...

00:36:51.320 Please do not skip me bro...

00:36:52.320 Jack...

00:36:53.320 Yes or no...

00:36:54.320 I should skip...

00:36:55.320 Oh...

00:36:56.320 Chris!

00:36:58.320 Sneakers on the phone...

00:36:59.320 I swear to God...

00:37:01.320 Look...

00:37:02.320 Look...

00:37:03.320 Look...

00:37:04.320 Just come...

00:37:05.320 Yo...

00:37:06.320 Why does his voice sound like that?

00:37:07.320 Did he put a voice changer on there...

00:37:08.320 To talk to bitches bro?

00:37:09.320 Jack...

00:37:10.320 He got a voice changer on this...

00:37:11.320 Skip?

00:37:12.320 Bro...

00:37:13.320 Okay no don't skip...

00:37:14.320 Okay I'm gonna wait...

00:37:15.320 He's really on the call...

00:37:16.320 Come on...

00:37:17.320 I swear to God...

00:37:18.320 I just met him...

00:37:19.320 I'm right here...

00:37:20.320 Bro...

00:37:21.320 Yo bro...

00:37:22.320 Chris...

00:37:23.320 Come talk to him bro...

00:37:24.320 What the fuck are you doing?

00:37:25.320 I know...

00:37:26.320 Bro...

00:37:27.320 He's too sharp...

00:37:28.320 He's too sharp...

00:37:29.320 Bro you got a voice changer on there right?

00:37:31.320 Yeah...

00:37:32.320 Yeah...

00:37:33.320 Does it work?

00:37:34.320 Yes it works...

00:37:35.320 Like for...

00:37:36.320 For what?

00:37:37.320 For Riz?

00:37:38.320 Yeah...

00:37:39.320 What would you be saying?

00:37:40.320 I Riz like...

00:37:41.320 Five days ago...

00:37:42.320 What would you be saying?

00:37:43.320 What would you be saying?

00:37:46.320 Yo what's up?

00:37:47.320 Let me just...

00:37:48.320 Get your Instagram Instagram...

00:37:50.320 Your Instagram...

00:37:51.320 Let's see it...

00:37:52.320 Yo...

00:37:53.320 Turn it off real quick...

00:37:54.320 I wanna see what it sounds like...

00:37:56.320 What I sound like?

00:37:57.320 Yeah...

00:37:58.320 What you sound like normal...

00:38:01.320 Alright...

00:38:05.320 You sound like a hallway...

00:38:08.320 Bro...

00:38:09.320 Say...

00:38:10.320 Say something...

00:38:11.320 Alright...

00:38:12.320 What's up?

00:38:13.320 What the fuck bro?

00:38:14.320 Yo I need this...

00:38:15.320 How did you get that?

00:38:17.320 Uh...

00:38:18.320 Voice mod...

00:38:19.320 Bro...

00:38:20.320 That is insane...

00:38:21.320 Is that actually you Sneaker?

00:38:22.320 Nah...

00:38:23.320 It's fake...

00:38:24.320 It's fake...

00:38:25.320 Is that actually you?

00:38:27.320 Huh?

00:38:28.320 Imagine...

00:38:29.320 Imagine this was you...

00:38:30.320 Imagine having a conversation...

00:38:31.320 Someone's like hi...

00:38:32.320 So...

00:38:33.320 How was your day?

00:38:34.320 Hey...

00:38:35.320 Is this really you?

00:38:36.320 How does this feel?

00:38:37.320 How does this feel?

00:38:38.320 I don't know...

00:38:39.320 Feels weird...

00:38:40.320 Yeah...

00:38:41.320 Yeah...

00:38:42.320 Bro...

00:38:43.320 Someone chased me the other day...

00:38:44.320 I was walking to breakfast...

00:38:45.320 Some guy literally on the sidewalk...

00:38:47.320 Went full sprint...

00:38:48.320 And then...

00:38:49.320 Just like that...

00:38:50.320 He went like that to me...

00:38:51.320 He went...

00:38:52.320 Yo...

00:38:53.320 Let me get some content...

00:38:54.320 Bro what?

00:38:55.320 Do you use Amazon Marketplace?

00:38:56.320 And I'm like...

00:38:57.320 What bro?

00:38:58.320 I'm trying to get coffee...

00:38:59.320 And he's like...

00:39:00.320 Yo...

00:39:01.320 What's some piece of advice...

00:39:02.320 Give me piece of advice...

00:39:03.320 Give you advice...

00:39:04.320 Bro...

00:39:05.320 Like people come up...

00:39:06.320 And like...

00:39:07.320 Literally full sprint...

00:39:08.320 Like he's playing a football game...

00:39:09.320 And comes up...

00:39:10.320 And sticks his phone out like this...

00:39:11.320 And I'm just like...

00:39:12.320 Still waking up...

00:39:13.320 Sneaker...

00:39:14.320 Is that you...

00:39:15.320 Or you're a fake one?

00:39:16.320 Oh my god bro...

00:39:20.320 Hey happy Valentine's Day...

00:39:21.320 Hey happy Valentine's Day...

00:39:22.320 I'm in Australia...

00:39:23.320 I can hear an echo...

00:39:24.320 I can hear an echo...

00:39:25.320 I can hear an echo...

00:39:27.320 There's a big echo...

00:39:28.320 There's a big echo...

00:39:29.320 Can you put this by the door?

00:39:33.320 No way man...

00:39:34.320 No way dude...

00:39:35.320 Oh what the fuck...

00:39:37.320 What's wrong man?

00:39:38.320 How you feeling?

00:39:40.320 Hey what'd you do for Valentine's Day?

00:39:43.320 I was working...

00:39:44.320 I...

00:39:45.320 I didn't get to see my girlfriend...

00:39:46.320 Damn...

00:39:48.320 So what are you gonna...

00:39:49.320 How are you gonna make up?

00:39:50.320 Sorry...

00:39:51.320 How am I gonna...

00:39:52.320 I don't know...

00:39:53.320 She got me something...

00:39:54.320 But I didn't get her anything...

00:39:55.320 Nice...

00:39:57.320 Yeah...

00:39:58.320 Jesus...

00:39:59.320 Like...

00:40:00.320 Fuck man...

00:40:01.320 It's...

00:40:02.320 What did she get you?

00:40:03.320 She got me...

00:40:04.320 Ben and Jerry's...

00:40:05.320 And she got my mom...

00:40:06.320 Some chocolates...

00:40:07.320 She...

00:40:08.320 She was gonna get me a teddy bear...

00:40:09.320 But it was out of stock...

00:40:10.320 Or some shit...

00:40:11.320 Hey...

00:40:12.320 I don't want you that much...

00:40:13.320 But...

00:40:14.320 I've seen you around...

00:40:15.320 Why did you get her anything?

00:40:18.320 You know...

00:40:19.320 My whole life...

00:40:20.320 I really never...

00:40:21.320 Bought anybody gifts...

00:40:23.320 My mother...

00:40:24.320 My father...

00:40:25.320 I mean...

00:40:26.320 I've always got things for them...

00:40:27.320 You know...

00:40:28.320 Helped out...

00:40:29.320 Did that...

00:40:30.320 You know...

00:40:31.320 Son love thing...

00:40:32.320 But I've never been good with gifts...

00:40:33.320 You just get a little...

00:40:34.320 Get a little dinky...

00:40:35.320 A little stupid thing like this...

00:40:36.320 Yeah...

00:40:37.320 Exactly...

00:40:38.320 I mean...

00:40:39.320 She even said it herself...

00:40:40.320 Yeah...

00:40:41.320 She would've loved it...

00:40:42.320 For sure that you didn't get anything...

00:40:43.320 Uh...

00:40:45.320 I don't know...

00:40:46.320 Maybe she was...

00:40:47.320 She played it off...

00:40:48.320 But she was...

00:40:49.320 Just get some stupid...

00:40:50.320 Why...

00:40:51.320 Why can't you put your ego aside...

00:40:52.320 And get her some dinky little dinky thing?

00:40:53.320 Wait...

00:40:54.320 Where does my ego come in the picture?

00:40:55.320 The fact that you're like...

00:40:56.320 I've never been a guy...

00:40:57.320 Who's given gifts...

00:40:58.320 Who cares?

00:40:59.320 Even if you're not that guy...

00:41:00.320 It's gonna make her happy...

00:41:01.320 No...

00:41:02.320 I'm not saying that being a guy...

00:41:03.320 Who gives gifts is all like...

00:41:05.320 Hee hee hee...

00:41:06.320 You know...

00:41:07.320 There's nothing wrong with giving gifts...

00:41:08.320 I think that's a great thing to do...

00:41:09.320 And I have given gifts...

00:41:10.320 You know...

00:41:11.320 I've like...

00:41:12.320 Given...

00:41:13.320 Things before...

00:41:14.320 And stuff...

00:41:15.320 But I've never really been big on it...

00:41:17.320 And it's something that I should work on...

00:41:18.320 For sure...

00:41:19.320 Because it's a way of...

00:41:20.320 Showing appreciation...

00:41:21.320 Especially to those who buy me gifts...

00:41:23.320 Oh...

00:41:24.320 How are you gonna make it up to her?

00:41:26.320 Are you gonna take her down to dinner?

00:41:27.320 Something?

00:41:28.320 Oh yeah...

00:41:29.320 Of course...

00:41:30.320 I can make it up...

00:41:31.320 Who do you think runs the relationship?

00:41:32.320 Both of us...

00:41:34.320 It's all about the...

00:41:35.320 Mutual...

00:41:36.320 Whatever the fuck it's called...

00:41:38.320 I'm not good at English...

00:41:39.320 It's...

00:41:40.320 It's not my first language...

00:41:41.320 I'm sorry...

00:41:42.320 Your English is good...

00:41:43.320 What the hell?

00:41:44.320 You sounded like...

00:41:45.320 An old 1800s novel character...

00:41:46.320 Like...

00:41:47.320 One of those old books of a guy...

00:41:50.320 Like on a boat...

00:41:51.320 With a hat...

00:41:52.320 Aw...

00:41:53.320 Thank you...

00:41:54.320 I appreciate it...

00:41:55.320 Where are you from?

00:41:56.320 What's your name?

00:41:57.320 Hubert...

00:41:58.320 I'm from Serbia...

00:41:59.320 Okay...

00:42:00.320 Yeah...

00:42:01.320 In Atlanta...

00:42:02.320 In the United States...

00:42:04.320 Um...

00:42:05.320 That's a weird...

00:42:06.320 Okay...

00:42:07.320 Is your girlfriend Serbian?

00:42:08.320 No...

00:42:09.320 She's Mexican and American...

00:42:10.320 Oh...

00:42:11.320 So Valentine's matters more to her than you...

00:42:12.320 You don't give a fuck about Valentine's in Serbia...

00:42:14.320 No...

00:42:15.320 That was never really a thing over there...

00:42:16.320 There's like a woman's day or something...

00:42:18.320 I think that's a thing here...

00:42:19.320 I don't know...

00:42:20.320 I don't know...

00:42:21.320 I'm...

00:42:22.320 Wrong maybe...

00:42:23.320 I don't know...

00:42:24.320 But yeah...

00:42:25.320 I've never...

00:42:26.320 Like how old is...

00:42:27.320 Is that even like a real place?

00:42:28.320 Is like...

00:42:29.320 How long ago did that form?

00:42:30.320 Like 20 years ago?

00:42:31.320 Shit...

00:42:32.320 I don't know the history...

00:42:33.320 But a very long time ago...

00:42:34.320 They've been around...

00:42:35.320 First it was Yugoslavia...

00:42:36.320 Then around the 90's...

00:42:37.320 It kind of...

00:42:38.320 Yeah...

00:42:39.320 Fell apart...

00:42:40.320 Not good stuff...

00:42:42.320 Um...

00:42:43.320 How old were you...

00:42:44.320 When you moved from America...

00:42:45.320 To America?

00:42:46.320 I was about nine years old...

00:42:48.320 And you don't even know the history of your country?

00:42:51.320 I'm gonna be honest...

00:42:52.320 I was bad in school...

00:42:54.320 In Serbia...

00:42:55.320 I never really did my...

00:42:57.320 My work at all...

00:42:58.320 Bro...

00:42:59.320 You look like a...

00:43:00.320 Like a movie character or something...

00:43:02.320 People in the chat are saying...

00:43:04.320 You look like a...

00:43:05.320 An 80's mafia guy...

00:43:07.320 Aw...

00:43:08.320 Thank you guys...

00:43:09.320 Shit...

00:43:10.320 I don't know if that was a compliment...

00:43:12.320 But if you're gonna take it...

00:43:13.320 I mean...

00:43:14.320 What do you think it is?

00:43:15.320 I think it's just...

00:43:16.320 You remind me of like...

00:43:18.320 Huckleberry Finn...

00:43:19.320 Well shit...

00:43:20.320 I don't know who that is...

00:43:21.320 Sounds familiar...

00:43:22.320 Like you're gonna break out into poem...

00:43:23.320 You know?

00:43:24.320 Like you have wisdom...

00:43:25.320 You know?

00:43:26.320 I like hearing those things...

00:43:27.320 So yeah...

00:43:28.320 You look like the guy...

00:43:29.320 Like guarding the woods...

00:43:30.320 Like this is the path...

00:43:31.320 To the secret forest...

00:43:32.320 You know?

00:43:33.320 You're funny Hubert...

00:43:34.320 I like you...

00:43:35.320 Alright man...

00:43:36.320 Happy...

00:43:37.320 Give her a little present man...

00:43:38.320 I think she's gonna be happy...

00:43:39.320 Just surprise her...

00:43:40.320 And show her that...

00:43:41.320 That you care...

00:43:42.320 Because to Americans...

00:43:43.320 I know it's stupid...

00:43:44.320 But we like dumbass holidays like that...

00:43:45.320 I don't think it's stupid...

00:43:46.320 Everybody has their own thing to do...

00:43:48.320 No it is stupid...

00:43:49.320 But we like stupid here...

00:43:51.320 It's good to meet you again though...

00:43:55.320 Alright you too bro...

00:43:56.320 Thank you...

00:43:58.320 Sneeko?

00:43:59.320 No keep playing...

00:44:00.320 Keep playing...

00:44:01.320 NO!

00:44:02.320 STOP THE CLASS!

00:44:05.320 Play something...

00:44:06.320 Wait...

00:44:07.320 I gotta take a picture bro...

00:44:08.320 Oh my fucking god...

00:44:09.320 Wait play guitar for us...

00:44:10.320 No no no...

00:44:11.320 No no no...

00:44:12.320 I wanna hear a song...

00:44:13.320 I'm not...

00:44:14.320 Can you hear this?

00:44:15.320 Yeah...

00:44:29.320 Bro I fucking look...

00:44:30.320 That was kinda hard...

00:44:31.320 That was kinda hard...

00:44:32.320 I ain't gonna lie...

00:44:33.320 Oh my god...

00:44:34.320 Are you streaming right now?

00:44:35.320 You know where I stream?

00:44:36.320 You know where I stream?

00:44:37.320 Rumble right?

00:44:38.320 Yeah!

00:44:39.320 Oh my fucking...

00:44:41.320 God!

00:44:42.320 Yeah what'd you do for Valentine's Day?

00:44:45.320 Huh?

00:44:46.320 What'd you do for Valentine's Day?

00:44:47.320 My dick sucked...

00:44:48.320 The fuck?

00:44:49.320 Nice...

00:44:50.320 Who?

00:44:51.320 Huh?

00:44:52.320 Who?

00:44:53.320 Some girl...

00:44:54.320 Some girl?

00:44:55.320 I'm not like that...

00:44:56.320 I'm not...

00:44:57.320 I don't go that way bro...

00:44:58.320 But holy shit...

00:44:59.320 I can't fucking...

00:45:00.320 Believe this is real bro...

00:45:02.320 You're a fucking...

00:45:03.320 Wait wait wait...

00:45:04.320 What do you mean you don't go that way?

00:45:06.320 Gay...

00:45:07.320 I'm not gay...

00:45:08.320 Who said anything about gay?

00:45:09.320 I don't know...

00:45:10.320 You were like...

00:45:11.320 Who is it?

00:45:12.320 And it's not like you'd know who it is...

00:45:13.320 I don't know if you...

00:45:14.320 I don't know if you were like implying it was a dude or a girl...

00:45:16.320 Why would you jump to that?

00:45:17.320 Cause I said who?

00:45:18.320 I don't...

00:45:19.320 Because people assume I'm gay...

00:45:20.320 Cause I'm emo...

00:45:21.320 Do you have a pentagram on your wall?

00:45:23.320 What is that star behind you?

00:45:24.320 No it's a band...

00:45:25.320 It's a metal band...

00:45:26.320 Yeah but that's a pentagram on the top...

00:45:27.320 Maybe that's why people think you're gay...

00:45:31.320 No it's a band...

00:45:32.320 I'm Christian...

00:45:33.320 I believe in God...

00:45:34.320 Oh okay...

00:45:35.320 You're Muslim right?

00:45:36.320 Are you Muslim?

00:45:37.320 I don't like God!

00:45:38.320 I don't know man...

00:45:39.320 I like different religions and stuff...

00:45:41.320 But I'm still finding my religion...

00:45:42.320 Yeah...

00:45:43.320 I respect shit...

00:45:44.320 I mean I'm not really Christian...

00:45:45.320 I just believe in that there's a higher power...

00:45:47.320 You know?

00:45:48.320 But you're using the aesthetic to your advantage...

00:45:50.320 You got those little dangly crosses man...

00:45:51.320 Good for TikTok videos...

00:45:52.320 But not really good for praising God...

00:45:53.320 No I'm not a TikToker...

00:45:54.320 I'm not a TikToker...

00:45:55.320 You look like one...

00:45:56.320 I know...

00:45:57.320 I know...

00:45:58.320 But Sneeko...

00:45:59.320 I fucking love you bro...

00:46:00.320 You have an amazing...

00:46:01.320 Right bro?

00:46:02.320 Hey you too bro...

00:46:03.320 Keep rocking on...

00:46:04.320 Thank you man...

00:46:05.320 One more riff before I go...

00:46:06.320 Alright...

00:46:07.320 I gotta take another picture man...

00:46:08.320 Hold up...

00:46:09.320 Alright...

00:46:10.320 I'm sorry bro...

00:46:11.320 Oh my god...

00:46:12.320 I can't...

00:46:13.320 What type of music do you like?

00:46:15.320 Yeah...

00:46:16.320 Keep playing that...

00:46:17.320 That 80's...

00:46:18.320 Guitar solo shit...

00:46:19.320 Wait...

00:46:20.320 I got...

00:46:21.320 I got one more...

00:46:22.320 Ready bro...

00:46:23.320 This is...

00:46:24.320 This is dedicated to you...

00:46:25.320 Okay...

00:46:55.320 I mean that was really good...

00:47:08.320 But this is also like...

00:47:09.320 Why is Omegle so zesty today chat?

00:47:11.320 Everybody...

00:47:12.320 Like...

00:47:13.320 Everybody's been on this bro...

00:47:14.320 But that was good...

00:47:15.320 That was good...

00:47:16.320 But why are you trying to serenade me man?

00:47:18.320 I mean...

00:47:19.320 Alright bro...

00:47:20.320 Bro what the...

00:47:21.320 Chat...

00:47:22.320 What the fuck is with Omegle today bro?

00:47:23.320 Kill myself...

00:47:24.320 I don't...

00:47:25.320 Why would you do that?

00:47:26.320 Cause I mean...

00:47:27.320 People even show me their dicks...

00:47:28.320 Like I give a fuck...

00:47:29.320 Like nobody wants to see our shrimp...

00:47:30.320 Like get out of here...

00:47:31.320 What about mine?

00:47:32.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:47:33.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:47:34.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:47:35.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:47:36.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:47:37.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:47:38.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:47:39.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:47:40.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:47:41.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:47:42.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:47:43.320 What's good?

00:47:44.320 Yo yo yo...

00:47:45.320 What's poppin'?

00:47:46.320 What's poppin'?

00:47:47.320 Ain't no way this real nigga...

00:47:48.320 Yeah it's fake...

00:47:49.320 It's an AI...

00:47:50.320 It's an AI...

00:47:51.320 Nigga...

00:47:52.320 Is this real?

00:47:53.320 Nah it's AI...

00:47:54.320 Nah it's AI...

00:47:55.320 This the compliance...

00:47:56.320 Is this...

00:47:57.320 Ну I'm not a chemist...

00:47:58.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:47:59.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:48:01.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:48:02.320 It will also surprise...

00:48:03.320 Is this demonic chat?

00:48:04.260 I'm one of these sexful...

00:48:07.320 What's good?

00:48:12.840 Yo, yo, what's poppin', what's poppin', what's poppin'?

00:48:15.620 Ain't no way this real, nigga.

00:48:17.240 Yeah, it's fake.

00:48:18.300 It's AI.

00:48:20.780 Nigga, is this real?

00:48:22.620 Nah, it's AI.

00:48:23.600 This is a program.

00:48:24.360 Hey, yo, Sneeko, I ain't gonna lie.

00:48:25.580 I really fuck with your videos, though, bro.

00:48:27.900 What do I stream?

00:48:29.560 What do you stream?

00:48:30.380 Nigga, I'll be watching your ass on TikTok and YouTube, nigga.

00:48:32.500 You was hanging out with A&P and all that.

00:48:34.640 Bro, that was mad long ago.

00:48:36.540 I know.

00:48:36.920 You a bitch-ass nigga, though.

00:48:38.440 Fuck you.

00:48:39.020 You bitch.

00:48:39.760 Put your face on the camera.

00:48:40.160 You ain't got Refresh and Fit, nigga.

00:48:41.380 I'll beat that way.

00:48:42.060 Nigga, what up?

00:48:42.680 What's wrong with Refresh and Fit?

00:48:44.840 Wait, it's really this, dude.

00:48:46.320 I ain't gonna lie.

00:48:47.580 I ain't gonna lie, Sneeko.

00:48:48.840 Yo, what?

00:48:49.320 You what?

00:48:49.680 I ain't gonna lie.

00:48:50.100 I respect your grind, though, bro.

00:48:51.800 Whoa.

00:48:52.920 What do you have against Refresh and Fit, for real?

00:48:55.420 Nah, like, I be fucking with Preach and Abba.

00:48:58.340 You know who that is?

00:49:00.400 What?

00:49:01.700 You don't know who that is?

00:49:02.820 Yeah, bro.

00:49:03.440 They're fucking fake.

00:49:04.240 They talk about, tell me, tell me, tell me

00:49:06.140 what Abba and Preach's core philosophy is.

00:49:09.660 No, no, no.

00:49:10.160 Listen, listen, listen.

00:49:10.740 No, no, no, no.

00:49:11.460 Answer that question.

00:49:12.360 If you fuck with them, what do they believe in?

00:49:14.660 I was gonna answer that question.

00:49:16.980 Let me get to it.

00:49:18.140 I don't know their core philosophy,

00:49:20.000 but I really, I like how, like, you know,

00:49:22.020 how, like, I don't know.

00:49:23.440 They just be talking about, like, these people.

00:49:25.140 They just talk.

00:49:25.920 They just talk.

00:49:26.640 Right, so you don't know.

00:49:27.220 No, listen, listen.

00:49:27.920 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:49:30.140 I'm not gonna let you finish.

00:49:31.840 I'm gonna let you finish.

00:49:32.960 But Freshly Fit, one of the best podcasts of all time.

00:49:35.320 What is Freshly Fit's core philosophy?

00:49:38.140 Bro, they only act big when bitches are talking back to them.

00:49:41.560 If I pull up on that bitch, they're not gonna say nothing to me, bro.

00:49:45.520 It's not about arguing.

00:49:47.060 It's about telling the truth.

00:49:48.120 It is.

00:49:48.360 It's not about trying to look bigger.

00:49:50.960 It's not about looking better.

00:49:53.540 It's trying to expose the truth.

00:49:55.760 And actually, that's not true.

00:49:56.640 They've kicked out guys on the show.

00:49:57.860 Bro, there's a guy who was zanned out.

00:49:59.400 He was talking nonsense.

00:50:00.200 They kicked him out of the show.

00:50:01.000 I ain't gonna lie.

00:50:01.860 You got a ground zero fade.

00:50:03.160 That shit is ass.

00:50:04.300 Bro, put your fucking face on the camera.

00:50:06.320 Put your fucking face on the camera.

00:50:07.920 Yeah, you ugly ass, bro.

00:50:09.060 You're too ugly to put your face on the camera.

00:50:10.480 You're talking a lot of shit.

00:50:11.420 You're talking a lot of shit for somebody.

00:50:12.600 You can't even put your fucking face on the camera.

00:50:14.120 Talking about my face.

00:50:15.040 What the fuck you look like?

00:50:16.140 What the fuck you look like?

00:50:16.860 You look like folk from Asian Brother.

00:50:17.980 You ugly as fuck.

00:50:18.980 Bro, you look like a wall.

00:50:20.100 You're so ugly, you have to put the camera on the wall.

00:50:23.320 Nico, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:50:24.800 That's how you are.

00:50:26.260 Fuck out of here, bro.

00:50:27.060 Talking shit to the fucking wall.

00:50:28.200 You don't even know what you're talking about.

00:50:33.220 Oh my God.

00:50:43.040 Is that who I think it is?

00:50:44.160 Is that Nico?

00:50:50.820 I'm trying to breathe on me.

00:50:52.500 I can see my lights in your fucking screen.

00:50:54.800 Don't do it with me.

00:50:55.660 Fuck.

00:50:58.520 Yo, can you rap?

00:50:59.260 Are you Nico?

00:51:00.340 Nah, I'm fulcrum.

00:51:01.440 I'm fulcrum.

00:51:03.940 Can I rap?

00:51:08.960 Yeah, can you rap?

00:51:11.180 Sometimes.

00:51:12.360 Go ahead.

00:51:12.780 Let me get here for a song.

00:51:14.560 No.

00:51:16.280 Yes.

00:51:16.880 Yes.

00:51:18.480 No.

00:51:19.280 Okay, bye.

00:51:21.900 Yo.

00:51:22.640 Nico?

00:51:23.040 Yo.

00:51:24.500 21 Savage?

00:51:26.720 Holy shit.

00:51:27.540 No way.

00:51:28.240 21, 21, 21, 21.

00:51:30.260 No shot of actually talking to Nico.

00:51:32.400 Yo, you're from England, right?

00:51:34.040 You lied out being from Atlanta.

00:51:35.740 No.

00:51:38.040 Nah.

00:51:39.500 Not.

00:51:40.760 Unfortunately.

00:51:41.560 Yeah, what'd you do for Valentine's Day?

00:51:43.520 Oh, literally nothing, bro.

00:51:45.020 18th consecutive alone.

00:51:46.280 Actually, 19th because I had to have been conceived before February.

00:51:50.800 Yeah, you kind of remind me of Etika.

00:51:52.420 Why are you alone at Valentine's Day?

00:51:53.460 No, yeah, 100%.

00:51:54.420 I can 100% see Etika.

00:51:56.840 Why are you alone, though?

00:52:01.640 Honestly, it's a matter of...

00:52:05.280 It's a lot of effort, and I'm trying to focus that effort on me.

00:52:08.820 And also because the dating pool is exhausted around me, so...

00:52:13.940 Where are you at, though?

00:52:15.500 I'm in, what, Maryland, so...

00:52:19.820 You know what's funny?

00:52:20.720 I used to live in New York.

00:52:23.300 There were so many strippers from the DMV area.

00:52:27.320 Literally, bro.

00:52:28.600 Why are there so many strippers in Maryland?

00:52:30.220 I don't know.

00:52:31.300 I don't know.

00:52:32.200 I wish I could tell you.

00:52:33.560 It's like a chronic issue.

00:52:34.920 What do they have in the water in Maryland?

00:52:36.820 Because, like, every time there'd be a stripper, like, I'm from the DMV.

00:52:39.120 Like, what the fuck DMV?

00:52:40.120 Why?

00:52:40.640 Why?

00:52:43.380 I mean...

00:52:44.140 I mean, if I think, because I'm on the Eastern Shore, so I'm not from, like, the more urban part.

00:52:49.920 But the main thing I can guess is our school systems, at least in the cities, are pretty bad.

00:52:56.200 So that's kind of just what's idolized.

00:52:58.180 Like, you see a lot of hood rat lifestyle who don't care to get out of the hood, even though they very easily can, because it's a very rich area.

00:53:04.280 But...

00:53:05.080 So where do you want to move to?

00:53:08.660 Me?

00:53:09.080 I'm moving to Delaware first, because I'm going to get a four-year degree in aviation.

00:53:13.640 And then...

00:53:14.580 Bro, you got to get out of the DMV, man.

00:53:16.600 Well, that's how I'm going.

00:53:17.320 I'm going to Delaware.

00:53:18.340 Tell me some DMV slang real quick.

00:53:21.100 Man, I ain't got none, bro.

00:53:22.320 I ain't with that super hood shit.

00:53:24.640 That ain't me.

00:53:25.160 Come on, but you know it.

00:53:26.060 The fact that you know that it's super hood shit.

00:53:27.520 The fact you can tell me...

00:53:28.160 Put me on.

00:53:28.500 Put me on.

00:53:29.060 I know you hate this shit.

00:53:30.280 You're tired of the strippers, bro.

00:53:31.200 Put me on.

00:53:31.580 Put me on.

00:53:32.180 I want to know something.

00:53:33.100 I don't know nothing about the DMV.

00:53:34.560 I just see all of them.

00:53:35.280 All right.

00:53:35.300 So one, there's like...

00:53:38.380 For any time they speak of roads, anywhere, it's the avenue.

00:53:42.400 It's deadass.

00:53:43.900 It's even the avenue.

00:53:46.860 Okay.

00:53:47.540 Avenue.

00:53:48.520 It's the avenue.

00:53:49.540 That's the street, whenever.

00:53:50.780 Or their street, or however.

00:53:52.320 It depends on where you are, how they use it.

00:53:54.440 Okay.

00:53:55.280 That's the general term that everybody uses.

00:53:57.600 And then there's...

00:53:59.860 Jiggledeeks.

00:54:00.840 I know that one.

00:54:01.820 I don't know what it means at all.

00:54:03.700 And there's Inneskit.

00:54:05.340 I don't know what that means.

00:54:09.280 And...

00:54:09.640 There's obviously...

00:54:11.600 Jit.

00:54:12.040 They say Jit a ton.

00:54:13.440 Yo, that's Florida.

00:54:14.220 Why are you taking that from us?

00:54:15.640 I have no idea.

00:54:16.860 There's a shit ton of Florida people here, though.

00:54:19.160 A lot of people moved from the south to Maryland, in that area.

00:54:21.260 Okay, you know why you've been single for 19 years?

00:54:26.860 Sure.

00:54:28.100 The black nail polish.

00:54:29.840 Yeah.

00:54:30.880 I get that.

00:54:31.900 You listen to Tyler, the creator, right?

00:54:33.540 No.

00:54:34.440 Fuck that.

00:54:35.780 You go on TikTok, though, right?

00:54:37.800 Nope.

00:54:38.280 I deleted that shit.

00:54:39.240 That shit was not good for my mental health, bro.

00:54:43.840 I'm just doing me.

00:54:45.120 I'm on my own.

00:54:46.060 I'm chilling.

00:54:51.260 How are you, Sneaker?

00:54:53.580 How many consecutive Valentine's Days does this make?

00:55:00.840 I can still see it.

00:55:01.980 I can still see the background.

00:55:03.040 Fuck!

00:55:11.000 Yo, where are you from?

00:55:13.040 All right, fuck you.

00:55:17.340 Hey!

00:55:18.300 My Valentine!

00:55:18.940 This is for you.

00:55:25.920 Fuck you!

00:55:27.720 Yo!

00:55:29.340 Yo, wait.

00:55:30.940 Oh my god, bro.

00:55:32.180 He ain't got a white suit in place.

00:55:34.040 Sorry.

00:55:34.540 Here, I'll move my shit.

00:55:35.340 Hold on.

00:55:36.900 Bro.

00:55:37.440 Oh, shit.

00:55:38.620 I want a girl chat.

00:55:48.940 You're a man.

00:55:51.700 Sneaker?

00:55:53.920 For what?

00:55:54.420 No.

00:55:55.720 Oh.

00:55:55.980 I'm like, I know you're going to say it, but I just don't know.

00:56:22.680 Yo, trippy.

00:56:23.360 I painted it.

00:56:25.980 That's the shit that drives me crazy.

00:56:44.820 Fuck you

00:56:48.320 Yo, let's go

00:56:50.540 Ain't no way, bro

00:56:54.880 What up, G?

00:56:56.460 Hey, what's poppin', Tfue?

00:56:58.240 Nothing much, bro

00:56:59.060 I haven't fought that before, too

00:57:01.280 Yo, bro, why'd you have to snake phase like that?

00:57:04.320 Me?

00:57:04.880 Yeah

00:57:05.280 Hey, Tommy's my boy, bro

00:57:07.680 Come on, I wouldn't do Tommy like that, man

00:57:09.280 Hey, what you guy

00:57:10.760 Are you, are you

00:57:11.940 Hell nah

00:57:13.760 Oh, okay, what'd y'all do for Valentine's Day?

00:57:16.260 The gym

00:57:16.700 Nice, nice, what'd you hit?

00:57:20.380 Chess, probably

00:57:21.220 Chess, okay, okay

00:57:22.660 How much can you bench?

00:57:24.280 I can do two plays

00:57:25.320 I only weigh $1.65, though

00:57:27.000 No, you can't

00:57:28.580 Swear to God

00:57:29.100 Spotted, though?

00:57:31.740 Nah

00:57:32.060 Wait, who's that in the background?

00:57:35.020 Is that my stream?

00:57:35.920 Yeah, dude

00:57:36.600 Oh, you guys are autistic schizos?

00:57:41.080 Hell yeah

00:57:41.740 Yeah, let's go

00:57:42.860 All right, bro, let's do pushers right now

00:57:44.440 Stay last

00:57:45.220 No fucking way

00:57:47.640 Turn on the light

00:57:48.820 10, 10

00:57:54.740 10

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00:58:27.260 four eggs or not like do you think cholesterol is a psyop or what cholesterol no cholesterol is

00:58:32.500 good for you low-key it boosts your testosterone right big time you take ashwagandha what's that

00:58:38.780 the pill no what's that the real red pill it's like it boosts your testosterone and like

00:58:44.340 helps slow depression and shit what's it called ashwagandha how do you spell that

00:58:49.920 ash ashwagandha maybe that'll pop up okay it'll pop up it's everywhere yo chad should i take this

00:58:59.600 or not yes or no bro i don't know what the hell this is what you heard about that from some like

00:59:06.560 joe rogan psyop tiktok app nah i don't know where i learned it honestly yeah tiktok where else

00:59:13.240 all right w or l hitler ow ow why are you are you you know nah but why l hitler explain your point

00:59:26.100 not a fan of genocides that's kind of fucked yeah man he did a lot of fucked up shit man

00:59:32.100 can't recover from that a little genocide man like so did mal so did stalin so did genghis khan

00:59:39.820 yeah l all l all them fools man can you argue that all world leaders were involved in some

00:59:46.260 form of genocide probably

00:59:49.280 so l genocide big time yeah yo chad chad was all hyped up about you guys they're saying that

00:59:57.000 you're fake autistic schizos now

00:59:58.280 i gotta refresh this shit is like freezing out chat hold on

01:00:07.740 that angle is saving her what angle yo the minorities yeah yeah that's me that's fire

01:00:25.940 yeah bro they they banned me on youtube but i i got my plaque back when i went to the headquarters

01:00:29.960 really yeah yeah you're him yeah i'm the minorities you are plural i'm both of them

01:00:37.740 these both of them at once it's the antutaker no it's the no no show me that angle show me that

01:00:43.800 girl you're talking about the angle changer can i see her oh she was like this can you squeeze my

01:00:48.920 like titties together yeah i got you here she was like this and she had her like crack right here

01:00:55.720 and she was like was she fat yeah probably yeah let me ask you a question do you know how much

01:01:01.860 the average american woman weighs like 100 pounds yeah no guess for real guess for real the average

01:01:07.860 american american woman probably like 100 200 pounds 200 for real the average 160 probably be fast

01:01:14.020 where to god it's 170 is the average i was that's still heavy though that's heavy as shit well how much

01:01:20.100 you guys weigh i'm 170 isn't that insane that you're the same way as an average woman is 5'4

01:01:27.060 170 in america that's like heavy 5'4 170 so why'd you get banned on youtube for real for basically

01:01:36.040 telling the truth like you know women deserve less like you're sneeko right no no i'm the minorities

01:01:40.920 you're the minor you're the minorities yeah i'm both yeah you're all of them from sack

01:01:46.060 who

01:01:47.320 sack

01:01:50.000 that nigga skipped me dude it'll go out

01:01:52.960 yeah yeah yeah yeah

01:01:54.400 yo i'm messing yo i see what's your name

01:01:57.240 yeah yo

01:01:58.440 yo this could not be

01:02:01.160 what's my name

01:02:01.960 i am lying

01:02:03.180 huh

01:02:04.380 yo what'd you do for valentine's day

01:02:06.000 how was my valentine's

01:02:10.040 yeah are you are you jamaican

01:02:11.440 nah

01:02:12.640 nah i ain't valentine's

01:02:15.800 no or what'd you do for valentine's day

01:02:17.660 i don't know

01:02:19.860 i mean it was great i guess

01:02:21.360 what do you mean you don't know what you did it was yesterday you forgot

01:02:23.920 i mean basically i mean i was great i've been chilling in the game

01:02:29.140 what you playing

01:02:30.460 evil dad

01:02:32.860 all right

01:02:35.260 listen to me

01:02:40.520 i'm listening

01:02:41.560 i'm listening

01:02:42.140 peter piper picked a pack of pickled peppers

01:02:46.000 mm-hmm

01:02:46.560 and fuck you

01:02:48.060 fin

01:02:55.780 bro what is this

01:03:10.540 i need a i need a valentine man

01:03:13.140 hey whoa yo yo yo i remember you

01:03:15.280 you've never seen me before

01:03:17.900 we had that class together

01:03:19.160 what class

01:03:22.080 skip

01:03:23.720 yo

01:03:30.760 yo sneeko

01:03:32.200 what's going bro

01:03:32.940 i knew it chat

01:03:33.880 yo

01:03:34.460 uh play play a riff real quick

01:03:36.700 play a riff real quick

01:03:37.540 let's see how did i just predict that bro

01:03:40.280 i don't know bro

01:03:42.400 all right

01:03:44.200 i hear some

01:03:59.000 dumb zombies bro

01:04:00.700 i got you

01:04:01.160 yo

01:04:01.660 oh chat

01:04:02.260 the last guy who said fuck you

01:04:03.620 was the guy that was booing

01:04:04.720 who was playing the song

01:04:05.500 oops

01:04:05.840 i know the song

01:04:11.260 that's it

01:04:21.380 this is your job

SNEAKO - February 16, 2023

SNEAKO Gives A Fan Relationship Advice!

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