SNEAKO - February 21, 2023


SNEAKO & FreshandFit Dubai Takeover!

Topics
chlamydia pool Dubai living
Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Shakespeare Myron Dylan Nigga Nicki Minaj Sneeko Andrew Justin Wells Rosa Parks Skittles Sneaker Daniel Cooper Jules Baggy Frost Tate Jack A.P.
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Episode Stats


Length

19 minutes

Words per minute

127.69

Word count

2,525

Sentence count

557

Harmful content

Misogyny

26

sentences flagged

Toxicity

111

sentences flagged

Hate speech

31

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Summary

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In this episode, we talk about our first time in the Middle East and how we managed to make it to Dubai on time. We also talk about what it's like to live in Dubai and what its like to be a Muslim in the middle east.

Transcript

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00:00:00 How many bags for you?
00:00:26 Yeah, just this.
00:00:30 Fresh can't come. Got the wrong passport.
00:00:52 Look at him walking.
00:00:55 I'm here holding up the line. Fresh didn't have the right passport. 1.00
00:01:00 And they're walking.
00:01:02 Nice little stroll to Dubai.
00:01:08 Yeah, walk. Take a little longer.
00:01:14 Walk a little.
00:01:16 You want some Skittles or something from the.
00:01:18 Grab a magazine.
00:01:24 Grow up, man.
00:01:26 I'm growing up. I'm here on time. Grow up.
00:01:28 Yeah.
00:01:30 Come on time.
00:01:32 And get the right passport.
00:01:34 Fresh and late, bro. Unbelievable, bro.
00:01:36 Yeah.
00:01:38 I don't know how we did it.
00:01:40 We got a 14 hour flight and we're here five minutes before.
00:01:44 No fresh.
00:01:46 Hello.
00:01:48 Can I have a look at your boarding pass?
00:01:50 Yeah.
00:01:52 Are you recording?
00:01:54 I'm trying to vlog like Fresh just right up in here.
00:02:02 Yeah, Fresh ain't here.
00:02:04 He would be doing this right now.
00:02:06 We made it to Dubai and.
00:02:08 Tell me about this.
00:02:09 We're going to get a taxi and go to the hotel.
00:02:12 He'll be here tomorrow.
00:02:14 Come on Fresh, where you at?
00:02:22 First time in the Middle East.
00:02:24 Hey, you can't kiss dudes here, Sneeko. 1.00
00:02:29 You can't.
00:02:30 It's very Haram. 0.86
00:02:31 Yeah, how would you know?
00:02:32 Huh?
00:02:33 How would you know?
00:02:34 Well, I just know because you'd be kissing dudes. 1.00
00:02:35 I'm trying to help you out, bro.
00:02:36 So you don't go to jail out here, man.
00:02:40 Myron's all Muslim now because he's back in the motherland. 1.00
00:02:42 Hey, man, I'm back in the somewhat motherland.
00:02:44 Remember, my family's from Sudan, so.
00:02:55 How long have you lived here?
00:02:57 How long have you lived here?
00:02:58 Yeah, 16 years.
00:02:59 16 years?
00:03:00 Holy.
00:03:01 Would you ever go back to India?
00:03:02 Yeah.
00:03:03 I'd only go vacation.
00:03:05 Oh, okay.
00:03:08 Do you think this is the best city in the world?
00:03:10 No.
00:03:16 You think I should move here?
00:03:18 Should I move here?
00:03:19 Should I live in Dubai?
00:03:20 Yeah.
00:03:21 Yeah?
00:03:22 Okay.
00:03:24 What is it for?
00:03:27 Can't we see how you forested.
00:03:28 Goron is going flat on Thailand.
00:03:29 You said what?
00:03:30 It means, it's Shakespeare or Shakespeare the road?
00:03:33 Ah, Shakespeare's road.
00:03:34 Oh, Shakespeare's road, okay.
00:03:41 Future with you.
00:03:43 draw their ěť´ěś .
00:03:45 I can't wait here.
00:03:47 I don't know anything.
00:03:48 This is what?
00:03:49 Future with you.
00:03:50 Oh, future with you.
00:03:51 Okay.
00:03:52 Yeah, yeah
00:03:56 Yeah, yeah
00:03:58 Yeah Yeah
00:04:00 Yes
00:04:08 No, no, no, no yes
00:04:16 Yeah, okay
00:04:20 It's that pool
00:04:21 That pool is known as the chlamydia pool.
00:04:23 Okay.
00:04:24 Wait, what?
00:04:24 The pool during the day.
00:04:26 Don't touch it, man.
00:04:27 Just don't go there.
00:04:28 Genuinely.
00:04:29 Genuinely.
00:04:29 That's my security advice.
00:04:32 Avoid it.
00:04:33 What if there's girls in there, don't we? 0.99
00:04:35 There's a lot of girls in there, bro. 1.00
00:04:36 That's why it's the chlamydia pool, man.
00:04:38 Yeah, fair enough.
00:04:39 But it's a good location.
00:04:41 And obviously, we've got this view. 1.00
00:04:44 Shit, man. 1.00
00:04:45 Dude, thank you so much, brother. 0.99
00:04:46 Welcome to the set, man.
00:04:47 Thank you, brother.
00:04:48 Easy.
00:04:48 Welcome to the wife. 1.00
00:04:49 You guys are going to have fun.
00:04:49 No, I guarantee you.
00:04:51 We'll try.
00:04:51 We'll try.
00:04:52 Keep it halal, though. 1.00
00:04:53 Yeah.
00:04:54 Some more halal. 0.96
00:04:55 Yeah, exactly.
00:04:57 No, man.
00:04:57 That's awesome.
00:04:58 All right, guys.
00:04:58 Let's get you guys rich.
00:04:59 Let's try.
00:05:09 Yeah, man. 1.00
00:05:11 Damn. 0.99
00:05:12 Thanks a lot. 0.99
00:05:33 Yo, bum-ass fresh is in here.
00:05:35 I can take a better room. 0.76
00:05:36 Yeah.
00:05:36 Yeah.
00:05:36 Yeah.
00:05:36 Yeah.
00:05:37 Yeah.
00:05:37 Yeah.
00:05:37 Yeah.
00:05:38 Yeah.
00:05:38 Yeah.
00:05:38 Yeah, but the thing is, what's that?
00:05:56 Steakhouse or something, probably?
00:05:57 It doesn't matter.
00:05:58 Take the Asian. 1.00
00:05:59 Yeah, that's Asian.
00:06:00 Asian fusion?
00:06:01 OK.
00:06:02 It's probably going to hit that down here and go just a quarter of a minute.
00:06:05 Is that worth it?
00:06:06 It's actually an Aussie.
00:06:07 That's worth it.
00:06:08 All right.
00:06:09 Sweet.
00:06:10 Nice.
00:06:10 It's not these people, because I don't want to bother you.
00:06:14 It's also a Jules thing.
00:06:15 Oh, oh, oh.
00:06:15 Oh, yes.
00:06:16 Oh, yeah.
00:06:16 Yeah.
00:06:17 Yeah.
00:06:17 I want to see Australia.
00:06:18 Yeah.
00:06:19 I'm more...
00:06:19 I'm more...
00:06:20 I don't know what I'm saying.
00:06:21 Yeah.
00:06:21 Yeah.
00:06:22 I've cleansed myself from being Aussie many years ago. 1.00
00:06:24 When you...
00:06:25 Yeah.
00:06:26 Are you in Australia?
00:06:27 Yeah.
00:06:28 Okay.
00:06:29 It's nice.
00:06:30 It hits like 140 in the summertime, right?
00:06:32 Yeah.
00:06:33 All right, guys.
00:06:34 So, finally meet on the plane.
00:06:35 You know, I missed yesterday's flight, because my passport had some issues.
00:06:38 But guess where we're at?
00:06:39 At the back of the plane.
00:06:40 And I'm like, hold on a second.
00:06:42 This reminds me of somebody.
00:06:43 Rosa Parks, man. 0.97
00:06:44 What the hell? 0.98
00:06:45 Anyhow.
00:06:46 So, we're going to Dubai.
00:06:47 But this is like a 14-hour flight.
00:06:50 Back of the plane.
00:06:51 And I'm wondering, why me?
00:06:54 I don't know.
00:06:55 Anyhow.
00:06:56 It's Nico.
00:06:57 Everyone's there in Dubai right now.
00:06:58 Myron, Sterling, and Justin.
00:07:00 We'll see them soon.
00:07:01 But, bro.
00:07:02 Back of the plane, dog.
00:07:04 Can't go any further.
00:07:08 See? 0.99
00:07:09 They put all the blacks in the back of the plane. 1.00
00:07:11 Isn't it messed up? 0.98
00:07:13 Just saying, bro.
00:07:14 See?
00:07:15 My cousin, Daniel, and Shaniqua.
00:07:20 Anyhow.
00:07:21 I'm out.
00:07:22 Peace.
00:07:34 Can I get a ride?
00:07:35 No.
00:07:41 Yeah.
00:07:42 What do you do for a living?
00:07:43 Just hold on.
00:08:00 Rotate the road.
00:08:01 Hold on.
00:08:02 What?
00:08:03 It goes high.
00:08:04 Come on.
00:08:05 We'll be right back.
00:08:35 We'll be right back.
00:09:05 We'll be right back.
00:09:35 We'll be right back.
00:10:05 I got appointments in the hot tub.
00:10:07 Listen, man.
00:10:08 It's scheduled.
00:10:09 I made it here, bro.
00:10:10 Finally.
00:10:11 After all the odds, man.
00:10:13 Look.
00:10:13 You really did, man.
00:10:14 So most of the vlog, it's been Sneeko vlogging most of the time.
00:10:16 Hey, shout out to me for vlogging this whole time. 0.99
00:10:18 I got to send you some more shit. 0.99
00:10:20 Yes. 1.00
00:10:20 Yes.
00:10:20 Good job.
00:10:20 Good job.
00:10:21 But are you hungry?
00:10:22 Because I'm starving.
00:10:23 And we got some stuff to handle in the front, if you know what I mean.
00:10:26 If you know what I mean.
00:10:28 This is nice, though, bro.
00:10:29 Yo, I need this room, bro.
00:10:30 Sorry.
00:10:31 I'm staying in here.
00:10:32 No, get out.
00:10:35 Yo, I just want you to take my bathroom. 0.99
00:10:40 Get your American Western. 0.92
00:10:41 Dude, this is a big-ass room, bro. 0.98
00:10:43 Get your Matrix germs out of my bathroom. 1.00
00:10:45 I'm outside the Matrix, bro. 1.00
00:10:47 Yo, what the fuck, bro? 1.00
00:10:48 That's a big-ass room, bro. 1.00
00:10:49 Yo, let me stay in here, bro. 0.98
00:10:50 You got a balcony, too, nigga? 1.00
00:10:53 You balling. 0.97
00:10:56 Wow.
00:10:57 Sneaker, no, bro.
00:10:58 I need this room, bro.
00:11:00 But you're not bringing nobody in here anyway.
00:11:07 Wow.
00:11:07 Hi, man.
00:11:08 Finally made it to Dubai.
00:11:09 We're in the room.
00:11:11 Myron spent how long building up this setup right now?
00:11:14 Forever, bro.
00:11:14 Like the past over a day.
00:11:16 One, two, three, four, five, six mics.
00:11:19 Four cameras.
00:11:20 Four cameras.
00:11:21 Three lights.
00:11:22 I didn't have everything here that I needed,
00:11:24 so I had to go get some other stuff.
00:11:25 So, yeah.
00:11:28 Depending on that, that's when we made it.
00:11:29 And then a bunch of converters.
00:11:31 Switcher.
00:11:32 So, hey, man.
00:11:34 We make it happen regardless of what we're at.
00:11:35 Bro, you're your homeland, bro.
00:11:38 With your people.
00:11:39 Hello, well.
00:11:40 But, yeah.
00:11:42 So, I'm just waiting to get the internet stuff.
00:11:45 Yeah, because it's kind of laggy.
00:11:47 Yo, Sneaker has the best room, bro.
00:11:48 I'm not going to lie.
00:11:49 But that, too, has the best room.
00:11:51 Let's see the other side, though.
00:11:52 Guys, private pool.
00:11:54 Like, this is dope, man.
00:11:58 Guys, this is Dubai.
00:11:59 Dubai living right now.
00:12:01 Wow.
00:12:01 Party downstairs.
00:12:02 Wow.
00:12:05 Wow.
00:12:07 Guys, we made it to Dubai, bro.
00:12:10 Woo.
00:12:12 It's dope. 0.55
00:12:14 All right, guys.
00:12:14 We are in Dubai, like I said earlier.
00:12:16 And guess who's here?
00:12:18 Mr. Cooper himself.
00:12:19 Oh, I'm here.
00:12:20 Yeah, that's right.
00:12:21 Bro, tell us where we're at.
00:12:22 What we're seeing right now.
00:12:23 We're on the Palm at the Five Jumeirah.
00:12:27 Okay.
00:12:28 This is beautiful city of Dubai.
00:12:31 At the Farms.
00:12:32 You got the Dubai Eye over there.
00:12:34 Blisting off in the distance.
00:12:35 Wow.
00:12:37 And we're on.
00:12:39 And we're on.
00:12:39 We're getting ready to roll.
00:12:40 All right, folks.
00:12:41 So, we'll do another tour.
00:12:43 Justin Wallace here, too, man.
00:12:44 Listen, bro.
00:12:45 The boys are back.
00:12:46 We went to Romania.
00:12:47 Now we're here.
00:12:47 We just missed Andrew and Tristan.
00:12:49 That's it.
00:12:49 Pretty much.
00:12:50 Yep.
00:12:50 We're going to talk about getting them free right now.
00:12:53 Yes, sir.
00:12:53 Yes, sir.
00:12:54 Let's do it.
00:12:54 Let's do it.
00:12:56 Peace, guys.
00:12:59 All the boys in town supporting Andrew and Tristan.
00:13:03 For my guys.
00:13:04 Yes, sir.
00:13:05 Dylan.
00:13:07 Dylan's the man.
00:13:08 That's what I heard.
00:13:11 Reminds of equipment, as usual.
00:13:13 Four cameras.
00:13:15 Seven mics.
00:13:17 Switcher.
00:13:18 Lights.
00:13:18 Everything.
00:13:20 How long are you doing this again?
00:13:22 Two hours?
00:13:22 Between me and Dylan have been doing it all day pretty much.
00:13:24 Today and yesterday.
00:13:25 Wow.
00:13:26 Shout out to Dylan. 1.00
00:13:27 Me and Justin can't do this shit. 1.00
00:13:28 He can't do this shit, bro. 1.00
00:13:29 Nah, bro. 1.00
00:13:30 Nah, bro.
00:13:31 It's important.
00:13:32 It's important.
00:13:33 It's important.
00:13:34 Justin, you need to go adventure in Dubai, bro.
00:13:37 I want to go to desert.
00:13:38 ATVs.
00:13:39 I know you're busy, though.
00:13:40 But you got time.
00:13:40 I got to leave tonight, but I'm coming back.
00:13:43 So if you're going to come with me when I come back, you know...
00:13:45 Bro, that flight was 14 hours, bro.
00:13:47 Oh, my God, bro.
00:13:47 Dude, you sleep the whole time.
00:13:50 I can't sleep for 14 hours, bro.
00:13:51 All the time, bro.
00:13:52 Well, okay.
00:13:52 Maybe if you got a house, I'll come.
00:13:53 Let me do some work, man.
00:13:54 Yeah, I got the house, man.
00:13:55 Seven bedrooms.
00:13:56 I read a book.
00:13:57 It's going to be cool.
00:13:57 I was reading a book.
00:13:59 You know what it's called?
00:14:01 Women. 0.97
00:14:02 White women deserve life. 1.00
00:14:02 Yeah, I was reading that book. 0.96
00:14:04 I know that guy.
00:14:06 Is that him?
00:14:06 Yeah, I think it's his.
00:14:07 I need to sign coffee, bro.
00:14:09 Yeah, man.
00:14:09 Listen, we finally made it here, bro.
00:14:11 My passport was messed up.
00:14:13 Fixed it today.
00:14:14 Same day.
00:14:15 Came to the bike.
00:14:16 So, bro, it worked out.
00:14:18 But...
00:14:18 Okay, sir.
00:14:19 I came through.
00:14:19 White boy music.
00:14:21 Let's go.
00:14:21 We got Sterling Cooper, Sneeko, Shooter.
00:14:27 Content, man.
00:14:28 It's good content, man.
00:14:29 Let me go check the XLR cable and make sure the mixer is properly super chatted up to my
00:14:35 gym teacher shoes.
00:14:36 It looks too funny.
00:14:37 Let me wear a hoodie while you wear lingerie because I got to go do a podcast.
00:14:43 I'm a nerd.
00:14:44 No, I got to make sure the podcast is set up.
00:14:47 Is the microphone good?
00:14:48 Yeah, I know you're in lingerie, but I got to go.
00:14:51 Is the Shure SM7B 7B in? 1.00
00:14:55 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:14:56 Do we? 1.00
00:14:57 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:14:58 She threw 14 hours to get left on red in real life. 1.00
00:15:03 You're an asshole. 1.00
00:15:04 No, I got to make sure that the mic is set up so that I can talk about Tate. 1.00
00:15:08 First of all, I know you ain't talking to me. 0.99
00:15:11 You went on a deal with some Ukrainian bitch you don't even like. 1.00
00:15:13 Oh, Pooine was right. 1.00
00:15:14 I don't give a fuck about Ukrainian bitch. 1.00
00:15:16 I sent her away, bro. 1.00
00:15:17 Pooine should go. 1.00
00:15:18 Fucking pants on right now. 1.00
00:15:19 Looking like a man. 1.00
00:15:20 You look like everybody going on a construction site and shit, bro. 1.00
00:15:23 You look like everybody going on a construction site. 1.00
00:15:25 Like, yo, half the outfit is I'm going to go ahead and fucking go read a nursery rhyme 0.99
00:15:31 to kids at school. 0.98
00:15:32 Then the next part is I'm going to go work on a construction site.
00:15:34 Then the next one is I got some lugs.
00:15:37 You look like I've been training all spring to do this 5K.
00:15:41 Come on.
00:15:42 Go track my time. 0.99
00:15:44 I don't even know that fucking Epstein sweater, bro. 0.99
00:15:47 You're not even tired because you want to like, whoa. 0.99
00:15:49 Got to make sure my soles don't get creased.
00:15:52 These sweaters look like the pedophile special event.
00:15:56 Fresh and fed merch in Dubai.
00:15:57 We're in the drippiest city in the world.
00:15:59 And all you can wear is merch and an hour watch.
00:16:02 You actually look like you're running a marathon right now.
00:16:04 Bro, you got lugs on.
00:16:07 And it's not 2002.
00:16:08 What are those?
00:16:09 What are those?
00:16:10 Yeah, bro.
00:16:10 What are those? 0.99
00:16:11 You don't even know what these are because they're not released yet type shit, bro. 0.99
00:16:14 Wait until you get put on to these, bro. 0.99
00:16:15 Nobody wants them.
00:16:16 That's the way.
00:16:16 Bro, bro, bro.
00:16:18 This is the thing about this.
00:16:19 Let's just say something about these new people.
00:16:20 Everybody's wearing these.
00:16:21 They always think they're fashionable, but they're not fashionable.
00:16:23 Yo, look, look, drippin'.
00:16:25 In reality, the only thing drippin'.
00:16:26 Give me the song.
00:16:27 Give me the song. 1.00
00:16:27 Bro, what the fuck are those, bro? 1.00
00:16:33 What? 1.00
00:16:33 You look like an ice cream truck, candy, fuckin' lollipop. 1.00
00:16:37 What the fuck? 1.00
00:16:39 All right. 1.00
00:16:40 You know who they are?
00:16:41 They're called the A6.
00:16:41 That was the best choice out of anything you could have brought.
00:16:47 These are the A6 new stuff. 1.00
00:16:48 This shit look like vomit, bro. 0.99
00:16:51 All right, guys. 1.00
00:16:52 First morning in Dubai.
00:16:55 Man.
00:16:56 This is a beautiful view, guys.
00:16:58 Look at that beach.
00:17:00 Look at the pools.
00:17:03 Great view, man.
00:17:04 Great view.
00:17:06 Love it.
00:17:07 You are not rowing in Connecticut anymore, bro.
00:17:11 This is not Vineyard Vines.
00:17:13 We're in Dubai.
00:17:14 Look at these bumblecloth big shorts with them. 1.00
00:17:17 What the fuck? 1.00
00:17:18 He's talking about Jack. 1.00
00:17:20 This shit's as short as fuck. 1.00
00:17:21 Look, I'm a butterhug right now. 1.00
00:17:22 Look at the shorts, bro.
00:17:23 I'm sorry, man.
00:17:25 What are those?
00:17:27 He's doing it in the hose.
00:17:28 Let me tell you something, bro.
00:17:30 You look like an extra for the DMX music video from 1997. 1.00
00:17:33 What the fuck are you wearing? 1.00
00:17:34 Bro, you look like a backup dancer for Nicki Minaj, bro. 1.00
00:17:37 Bro, you look like a backup dancer for Nicki Minaj right now.
00:17:40 Yeah. 0.99
00:17:41 Baggy-ass weapon. 1.00
00:17:43 Fuck, take them free. 1.00
00:17:44 Fuck. 1.00
00:17:46 That's funny, man. 1.00
00:17:48 That's funny.
00:17:49 3-0. 1.00
00:17:52 We own some real high-value shit, man. 1.00
00:17:54 Pure. 1.00
00:17:55 Real warm-percent shit, man. 1.00
00:17:57 Shoo! 1.00
00:17:58 Woosh! 0.99
00:17:59 What's up, Fresh?
00:18:01 What's that?
00:18:01 What's up, A.P.?
00:18:02 Ryan J, what's up, man?
00:18:04 I'm a high-value man.
00:18:06 A.P.
00:18:07 A hundred bands.
00:18:08 I started driving in the van.
00:18:10 Mama clearing more than a lamb. 0.99
00:18:12 She asked a nigga for a purse. 1.00
00:18:14 I told her drop dead hearse. 1.00
00:18:16 She asked a nigga for a purse. 1.00
00:18:18 I told her drop dead hearse. 0.99
00:18:20 I'm a high-value man.
00:18:22 A.P.
00:18:22 A hundred bands.
00:18:23 I started driving in the van.
00:18:25 Mama clearing more than a lamb. 0.99
00:18:27 She asked a nigga for a trip. 1.00
00:18:29 I told that bitch to get lift. 1.00
00:18:31 She asked a nigga for a trip. 1.00
00:18:33 I told that bitch to get lift. 1.00
00:18:35 Yeah. 1.00
00:18:35 A hundred thousand on one Bitcoin.
00:18:37 Nigga, I'm living large. 0.79
00:18:39 Yeah.
00:18:39 Credit score is so good.
00:18:40 No down payment.
00:18:41 Nigga on my cards. 1.00
00:18:42 Yeah. 1.00
00:18:43 I told that bitch you can't never get nothing. 1.00
00:18:45 Bitch, but a long dick. 1.00
00:18:46 Whoa. 1.00
00:18:47 You want to take a big trip. 1.00
00:18:48 Told the bitch suck on the big dick. 1.00
00:18:50 Yeah. 1.00
00:18:50 Private jet everywhere I go. 0.89
00:18:52 I'm a private nigga.
00:18:53 You see the logo. 0.63
00:18:54 Chain looking like Frost though.
00:18:56 I'm talking about like Frozone.
00:18:58 Superhero with the swag.
00:19:00 Superhero with the bag.
00:19:01 I'm living live.
00:19:02 You could never be the three.
00:19:03 You could never see me.
00:19:04 Nigga 3D. 1.00
00:19:06 I'm that nigga that you heard about. 0.94
00:19:07 Went viral nigga in a large amount. 1.00
00:19:10 Every time I walk in the room. 0.98
00:19:11 They talking about nigga. 0.99
00:19:12 She is. 0.91
00:19:20 You could never see you.
00:19:35 You could not have a big picture.
00:19:42 You could never see me.