SNEAKO - April 13, 2025


I Took the Ring Girl to the Beach!


Episode Stats


Length

14 minutes

Words per minute

190.1268

Word count

2,669

Sentence count

128

Harmful content

Misogyny

20

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Toxicity

43

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Hate speech

29

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Summary

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On this episode of the pod, the boys are joined by special guest Stinko to talk about the UFC Cardi B vs Khabib fight, Kanye West's new album, and much more. The boys also discuss the recent events of the NBA All-Star Weekend, the upcoming NBA All Star Weekend, and more!

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 What did you just call me? What was my nickname?
00:00:01.700 Glockman
00:00:02.700 You just called me Glockman?
00:00:04.000 I said it's very Glockman of you 0.86
00:00:06.000 That sounds like a superhero
00:00:07.500 Yeah, that's a nickname
00:00:09.000 Glockman
00:00:22.000 That was kind of cool
00:00:23.000 Yeah, I said that could be us but Stinko does everything for content
00:00:26.000 No, this would be us doing that
00:00:33.000 What up man, who you got on the co-main and main event today?
00:00:36.000 On the co-main, I got Michael Chandler for the upset
00:00:39.000 I think Paddy Pimblitz is all hype
00:00:41.000 And the only reason he's got any hype on him is because he's got a bowl cut and English accent 0.88
00:00:45.000 And then in the main event, I'm gonna go with the young blood 1.00
00:00:48.000 I'm gonna go with Diego Lopez, that emo looking haircut
00:00:51.000 I think he's gonna get it done
00:00:52.000 I think bulk's a little bit past his time
00:00:54.000 You think he's just in it for the paycheck, right?
00:00:56.000 I really think he's just in it for a paycheck
00:00:57.000 He's just coming back to get paid
00:00:59.000 You know, the McIchef fight and then coming back too soon against Tocoria
00:01:02.000 And getting knocked out two months later
00:01:04.000 Who knows his mental state these days? Who you got?
00:01:06.000 I mean, I agree so far, but I want to know about the Bryce Mitchell fight
00:01:09.000 Most controversial fighter right now
00:01:11.000 Maybe you're up there too, but what about Bryce Mitchell?
00:01:13.000 Is he getting upset?
00:01:14.000 Yeah, I mean, if I was betting, I would probably bet Bryce
00:01:17.000 Just because I think it's good value
00:01:19.000 You know, he's a 2-3-1 underdog, so you can't get hurt there
00:01:22.000 But I mean, it's tough to predict
00:01:24.000 We'll see if the hype chain gets halted from Gene Silva
00:01:27.000 Always good to see you, Colby
00:01:28.000 Always an honor
00:01:29.000 You guys agree with his takes?
00:01:30.000 Yes, sir, of course
00:01:31.000 Assalamualaikum from Bosnia
00:01:32.000 Assalamualaikum
00:01:33.000 All from Bosnia? 0.89
00:01:34.000 Yes
00:01:35.000 What's going on, man? You gonna see UFC tonight?
00:01:36.000 Yeah, brother, we got tickets
00:01:37.000 Who do you want to see Colby fight next?
00:01:39.000 Whoever got the belt
00:01:41.000 Whoever got the belt, baby
00:01:42.000 Let's go 1.00
00:01:43.000 Trump and this bitch 1.00
00:01:45.000 Let's go 1.00
00:01:46.000 Maga, of course 1.00
00:01:47.000 Peace, bro
00:01:48.000 Oh, my God
00:01:53.000 You ever seen that before?
00:01:55.000 Yeah, dude, I've ever
00:01:56.000 They could swim?
00:01:58.000 I didn't know, man
00:01:59.000 See if you can climb the wall
00:02:03.000 Oh, yeah, there it goes
00:02:05.000 Three-mile run around Brickell Key
00:02:07.000 I used to come here when I was 14
00:02:09.000 And think living in Miami would be the coolest place to ever live
00:02:12.000 And then I did
00:02:13.000 And I still do
00:02:14.000 Kinda
00:02:15.000 Today's UFC day
00:02:20.000 I hate going on runs
00:02:21.000 But Casey Neistat's coming back to New York in three weeks 0.99
00:02:23.000 And I can't keep getting smoked by a 44-year-old man
00:02:26.000 It's embarrassing
00:02:27.000 I just hit up the gang like pack all your bags
00:02:29.000 I'll meet me at Terminal 5
00:02:34.000 Going to the UFC fight tonight?
00:02:35.000 Yeah, I'm going
00:02:36.000 Who you got for the main event, co-main event tonight?
00:02:38.000 Um...
00:02:39.000 I'm gonna invoke a decision
00:02:40.000 I gotta win a decision
00:02:41.000 Colby's right over there
00:02:42.000 He thinks, uh...
00:02:43.000 Colby Govington?
00:02:44.000 Yeah, yeah, he's right over there
00:02:45.000 He's fighting Diego Lopez, right?
00:02:46.000 Yeah, Diego Covington
00:02:47.000 Yeah, he said Lopez wins
00:02:48.000 What about, you got Bryce Mitchell?
00:02:49.000 Yeah, I got Bryce Mitchell
00:02:50.000 Bryce Mitchell versus John Silva
00:02:51.000 Come on, Bryce Mitchell
00:02:52.000 Isn't he, shouldn't he be cancelled?
00:02:53.000 I don't really care too much on all that stuff, to be honest
00:02:55.000 Yeah
00:02:56.000 I mean, they know why it's all about free speech or whatever
00:02:57.000 Oh, free speech should be cancelled
00:02:58.000 So these dudes can say whatever they want
00:02:59.000 Yeah
00:03:00.000 As long as when they get into Ontion and they win 0.99
00:03:02.000 Shit, it's not a problem 1.00
00:03:03.000 Are you, are you Jewish? 1.00
00:03:04.000 Oh, I'm Muslim
00:03:05.000 Are you Muslim? Oh, Waalaikumsalam 1.00
00:03:06.000 Oh, okay
00:03:07.000 We're from Palestine
00:03:08.000 We're from Palestine
00:03:09.000 Oh, you're from Palestine? Oh, okay 1.00
00:03:10.000 Free Palestine, of course 0.92
00:03:11.000 Thank you, thank you, brother
00:03:12.000 Alright
00:03:13.000 Good to meet you guys
00:03:14.000 Good to meet you guys
00:03:15.000 When I came in a game, I've never seen so much man get shot to the side
00:03:18.000 Yeah
00:03:25.000 Yeah
00:03:26.000 That'll show, cancer
00:03:28.000 You know I don't promote violence for the young boys when they earn their stripes
00:03:31.000 She came to the west, no Kanye, Rihanna ting when I tell her to turn out the lights
00:03:35.000 She wanna act all night, she wouldn't be here if it weren't for the hype 0.99
00:03:38.000 No word of a lie, he talking my name in a song and I ain't even heard of the guy
00:03:42.000 Why is the aura only hitting you?
00:03:44.000 It's like my angel
00:03:45.000 It's only you
00:03:46.000 Sorry
00:03:47.000 You've never been on a cruise?
00:03:48.000 Never
00:03:49.000 I don't plan on it either
00:03:50.000 It gives me like, yeah, like families or like spring break vibes 0.93
00:03:55.000 Cruises are for fat people
00:03:56.000 You've listened to Dave Bluntz for 20 minutes, what do you think? 0.84
00:03:59.000 He's a lyrical genius 1.00
00:04:01.000 Give a fuck a bit of no niggas 1.00
00:04:03.000 I'm just trying to get my chick bigger 1.00
00:04:05.000 Niggas they don't make cause I'm a fat niggas 1.00
00:04:07.000 I don't give a fuck cause I'm a bitch getter 1.00
00:04:09.000 Got a white bitch and a wrist slitter 1.00
00:04:11.000 Got too much money, nigga fuck him 1.00
00:04:12.000 Don't let that dope and be your babysitter 1.00
00:04:14.000 Cause I heard that nigga was a kiss handler 1.00
00:04:16.000 Look at her, that nigga was a pedophile 1.00
00:04:18.000 Your circumstance really take a while 1.00
00:04:20.000 I can't get it
00:04:21.000 She used my health medicine 1.00
00:04:22.000 I talked to the Jesse Jones and he told me
00:04:24.000 We were talking about this at the pool
00:04:26.000 Who's your celebrity crush?
00:04:28.000 I said Young Ma
00:04:29.000 Young Ma? 0.99
00:04:30.000 Are you gay?
00:04:32.000 No, but she just has that like aura 0.82
00:04:35.000 What do you mean she's a woman? 0.84
00:04:36.000 I know, but she has like the masculine aura
00:04:39.000 So just get
00:04:41.000 On the Drewski show she was like asking the girl
00:04:44.000 Like she was like oh so like
00:04:46.000 You see like girls 0.99
00:04:47.000 And like I got
00:04:48.000 I was like oh
00:04:49.000 I like my heart fluttered
00:04:50.000 I got like stomach buttered
00:04:52.000 Your heart's fluttering from Young Ma
00:04:54.000 Well I don't know if you want to say this
00:04:55.000 But it's from the event yesterday
00:04:57.000 Who's uh, who's followed up?
00:04:59.000 That was it? 0.94
00:05:01.000 He's a scam like me 0.92
00:05:03.000 And he won the fight? 0.91
00:05:04.000 Yeah
00:05:05.000 And who was, is that it?
00:05:07.000 He, yeah, basically
00:05:09.000 Okay
00:05:10.000 He DMed me 1.00
00:05:11.000 I would DM you if I had Instagram
00:05:12.000 Unfortunately
00:05:13.000 Would you?
00:05:14.000 Yeah, I would DM you
00:05:15.000 I would reply to your stories with an emoji
00:05:17.000 Thank you
00:05:18.000 So she's saying her friend has a room key at this fancy beach
00:05:21.000 But this phone call does not sound promising
00:05:23.000 Okay, we have to get this
00:05:24.000 Alright, we figured it out
00:05:25.000 Cause that phone call did not sound good
00:05:26.000 No
00:05:27.000 Yeah, because she was like
00:05:28.000 Oh, did Kaya tell you what's going on?
00:05:30.000 And I was like, what's going on?
00:05:31.000 And she's like, I'll tell you later
00:05:32.000 She's with her ex-boyfriend
00:05:33.000 Oh, okay, okay
00:05:35.000 What's going on, man?
00:05:36.000 What's your name?
00:05:37.000 Nice to meet you, Sneeko
00:05:38.000 Sneeko, nice to meet you, girl
00:05:39.000 Hey, Cole
00:05:40.000 Oh, wait, okay, there we go
00:05:41.000 One of my least favorite things about being old now
00:05:43.000 Cause you know I'm 30
00:05:44.000 Is making new friends with guys
00:05:46.000 I don't want to be a friend with a guy
00:05:49.000 I'm too old to make friends
00:05:50.000 You don't think you have real friends?
00:05:52.000 No, I just have enough friends already, you know?
00:05:54.000 Yeah
00:05:55.000 I had enough, enough people
00:05:56.000 Oh, let's grab a cocktail
00:05:57.000 Let's just like grab a beer
00:05:58.000 Like, how about you stay away from me forever?
00:06:01.000 I'm not Sneeko
00:06:02.000 Yes, you are
00:06:03.000 Who's that?
00:06:04.000 You're a YouTuber
00:06:05.000 Oh, okay, nice to meet you
00:06:07.000 Nice to meet you, I'm Olivia
00:06:08.000 Olivia, thanks
00:06:09.000 Yeah, bye
00:06:10.000 See, look, I'm not a woman hater
00:06:12.000 A woman likes my videos 1.00
00:06:13.000 I didn't think you were a woman hater
00:06:14.000 Oh, okay
00:06:15.000 Actually, I did when I first met you
00:06:16.000 Really?
00:06:17.000 Before I said that to you
00:06:18.000 What, you said I'm misogynistic?
00:06:19.000 I was like, oh, I thought you like hate women 1.00
00:06:21.000 No
00:06:22.000 Can you tell them that I don't hate women? 1.00
00:06:23.000 Real quick
00:06:24.000 So you were a former Sneeko misogynist believer
00:06:27.000 Now what?
00:06:28.000 I believe that Sneeko loves all women
00:06:30.000 All women? 0.96
00:06:31.000 A little bit too much
00:06:32.000 Every single one
00:06:33.000 Why are you calling me emo?
00:06:34.000 Cause I don't want to make new friends
00:06:35.000 It's like, just leave me alone forever
00:06:38.000 That's like what someone's Facebook status is
00:06:40.000 Before the next day they shoot up a school
00:06:42.000 I don't want to make any friends
00:06:44.000 Just leave me alone
00:06:45.000 I am Glockman
00:06:47.000 Like, I've ruined the nickname
00:06:51.000 Now that you know
00:06:52.000 It was like a secret nickname between me and my friends
00:06:55.000 Do you think this is going to work?
00:06:56.000 I hope so
00:06:57.000 I love getting things for free
00:06:59.000 She's Duke
00:07:00.000 This is Harper?
00:07:01.000 No Duke
00:07:02.000 Oh Duke?
00:07:03.000 Not bad
00:07:04.000 You lowkey should start in the sun
00:07:05.000 What are you trying to say?
00:07:06.000 A little pasty right now
00:07:07.000 What?
00:07:08.000 Compared to me
00:07:09.000 I'm not pasty
00:07:10.000 You're going to need some sunscreen
00:07:11.000 I know I should put some sunscreen on it
00:07:13.000 Everyone should wear sunscreen
00:07:14.000 No they shouldn't
00:07:15.000 It's cancer in a bottle
00:07:16.000 Wait, so do I get a discount now?
00:07:18.000 No
00:07:19.000 What?
00:07:22.000 Would Aiden Ross get a discount?
00:07:23.000 No
00:07:24.000 What about Trump?
00:07:26.000 Trump's free
00:07:27.000 Trump's free?
00:07:28.000 Trump's free?
00:07:29.000 Trump's free
00:07:30.000 So you're basically saying I gotta go harder
00:07:31.000 I gotta go harder
00:07:32.000 You gotta go harder man
00:07:33.000 I know
00:07:34.000 Yo what is going on here?
00:07:35.000 There's three guys in suits and earpieces
00:07:37.000 I know I was wondering that
00:07:38.000 They look like secret service people, right?
00:07:43.000 So how come you chose a cheetah print bathing suit?
00:07:46.000 Because I'm a wild girl
00:07:50.000 No, that's nice
00:07:51.000 We found out the secret service over here
00:07:53.000 Wasn't a celebrity, there's a stalker
00:07:55.000 There's some guy lurking the beach right now
00:07:57.000 Are you gonna step in?
00:07:58.000 We're gonna beat him up, right?
00:07:59.000 Yeah 0.98
00:08:00.000 We're gonna beat him up good?
00:08:01.000 I'm gonna take my tips I learned from the fight last night
00:08:03.000 How are you gonna beat up that stalker?
00:08:06.000 Yeah
00:08:07.000 Yeah
00:08:08.000 Look at that
00:08:10.000 Look at that
00:08:11.000 See I got the boot
00:08:12.000 I got oysters and quinoa
00:08:14.000 Look at you
00:08:15.000 Chicken wings and fries
00:08:16.000 This is like
00:08:17.000 This is the true beach meal
00:08:18.000 Chicken wings and fries
00:08:19.000 We don't go on dates
00:08:20.000 Oysters are high in protein
00:08:21.000 And apparently boost testosterone 0.99
00:08:23.000 So eat good oysters
00:08:24.000 I don't eat seafood
00:08:25.000 Grow up
00:08:26.000 We're all adults here
00:08:27.000 Look at that
00:08:28.000 Police
00:08:29.000 Hotel security
00:08:31.000 That's a whole squad to go find that stalker 0.95
00:08:34.000 How you doing?
00:08:35.000 Doing excellent brother
00:08:36.000 Even better
00:08:37.000 Now I'm not only in the presence of yourself a king
00:08:40.000 Sir a very beautiful queen
00:08:42.000 Thank you
00:08:43.000 Sir with your permission
00:08:44.000 Would I be able to offer her roses and perform something special for her this afternoon?
00:08:47.000 Are you a good player?
00:08:49.000 I'm the greatest
00:08:50.000 Not only am I a good player
00:08:52.000 I'm the greatest in the world
00:08:53.000 You're the greatest
00:08:54.000 In the world?
00:08:55.000 In the world
00:08:56.000 Is that a saxophone?
00:08:57.000 Yes sir
00:08:58.000 There's nobody better than me
00:08:59.000 There's nobody better than you?
00:09:00.000 Nobody
00:09:01.000 Not even Miles Davis?
00:09:02.000 And he plays the trumpet
00:09:03.000 Who plays?
00:09:04.000 Bill Clinton
00:09:05.000 Bill Clinton
00:09:06.000 Let's do something special this afternoon
00:09:07.000 Absolutely
00:09:08.000 Go ahead
00:09:09.000 The price of my service
00:09:10.000 It's two songs
00:09:11.000 Five roses
00:09:12.000 For $200
00:09:13.000 $200
00:09:15.000 $200
00:09:18.000 For $300
00:09:23.000 Hot
00:09:26.920 Thoughts on the performance?
00:09:50.780 Um, best saxophone player in the world.
00:09:52.960 I wasn't lying.
00:09:53.480 Name one other saxophone player.
00:09:56.920 I don't know.
00:09:59.440 Exactly.
00:10:00.020 So it's the only saxophone player.
00:10:01.520 I was like, best saxophone player in the world and you're playing on Miami.
00:10:04.080 By the way, let me give you this rose.
00:10:06.360 This is my rose that I'm giving to you.
00:10:08.340 Boom.
00:10:09.060 There you go.
00:10:09.840 Ready to go in the water?
00:10:10.740 Yes.
00:10:11.420 I was working on my phone for the past hour and a half, but girls just like to lay down 1.00
00:10:15.080 on the beach and sit in the sun and have attention nonstop.
00:10:18.560 Can't do it.
00:10:19.500 I'm hustling.
00:10:20.180 I haven't had fun for an hour straight without thinking about work in the past maybe two years,
00:10:26.540 three years.
00:10:29.160 Is it cold?
00:10:30.720 Yeah.
00:10:31.880 Like a little bit.
00:10:32.900 Jump in.
00:10:33.380 You know when it like reaches like the top of your thighs?
00:10:35.220 You're like, oh.
00:10:37.240 Go in.
00:10:40.060 I don't want you in here.
00:10:41.480 I don't want you in here.
00:10:43.000 You get in.
00:10:43.920 I'm not getting in.
00:10:45.480 You're not getting in.
00:10:46.480 Yeah.
00:10:47.200 Who?
00:10:47.820 You're Sneeko. 1.00
00:10:48.720 You're Sneeko. 1.00
00:10:50.200 Right.
00:10:50.720 You look like Sneeko. 0.91
00:10:52.320 Can I take a photo with you?
00:10:53.360 Yeah, sure.
00:10:53.760 Where are you from?
00:10:54.360 I'm from Malaysia.
00:10:55.280 Oh, okay.
00:10:55.880 Yeah.
00:10:56.560 Malaysia, are you Muslim?
00:10:58.000 No.
00:10:58.200 Oh, no.
00:10:58.580 My bad.
00:11:00.320 What's going on?
00:11:01.780 It's so nice seeing you, man.
00:11:02.660 You guys here on vacation?
00:11:03.740 Yeah.
00:11:05.940 Oh, I love you, man.
00:11:07.360 Oh, I love you, too.
00:11:08.760 Did he kind of look like me?
00:11:10.780 Yeah, I got the audience.
00:11:11.520 A little bit.
00:11:12.200 All Asians look the same. 1.00
00:11:13.200 I'm like, pack all your bags.
00:11:14.300 I meet me, I'm a terminal fan.
00:11:15.700 You see my grammy, don't know what I'm like. 0.54
00:11:17.400 Because I don't post about personal life.
00:11:18.600 You think we got robbed? 1.00
00:11:20.020 I'm fucking drunk. 0.99
00:11:20.740 All right, I'm not Sneeko. 0.99
00:11:23.080 You're not?
00:11:23.680 No.
00:11:25.060 No.
00:11:25.540 My name's Ricegum.
00:11:26.920 Nice to meet you, though.
00:11:27.720 Nice to meet you, though.
00:11:28.940 Where are you from?
00:11:29.740 I'm actually from Miami, but I'm here just for vacation, you know, because I go to grad
00:11:34.060 school in D.C., so I just recognize your face.
00:11:36.460 Great to meet you.
00:11:37.280 You kind of look like Dexter.
00:11:38.660 Dexter?
00:11:39.080 He's the most Miami guy ever.
00:11:40.740 Oh, that's right.
00:11:41.440 From that old show?
00:11:42.200 Yeah, minus the murdering. 0.98
00:11:43.740 I hope you don't kill anyone. 0.89
00:11:44.800 No, I won't.
00:11:45.420 I won't.
00:11:45.620 Do you like pina colada?
00:11:47.960 Yes.
00:11:48.620 And getting caught in the rain?
00:11:49.800 No.
00:11:50.360 Do you like making love at midnight?
00:11:53.120 What are you saying? 0.99
00:11:53.420 You look black now. 0.96
00:11:54.540 I know. 0.96
00:11:55.200 I need to stop. 1.00
00:11:56.680 You're black. 1.00
00:11:58.860 You're black. 1.00
00:12:00.280 Am I black? 0.99
00:12:00.760 Yeah, those are Halloween 2022.
00:12:04.500 I was Neo from The Matrix.
00:12:06.360 Ah.
00:12:07.200 Ah.
00:12:08.140 All right.
00:12:09.160 Ain't she pretty, this car? 0.96
00:12:10.420 Yeah.
00:12:10.920 No, I was talking about you.
00:12:12.420 Oh.
00:12:13.040 You said this car.
00:12:14.220 I...
00:12:14.900 When I see the ring girl, there's not a thing that I would change, because ring girl amazing.
00:12:26.980 He's singing like one of the emo singers that's like, tonight will be the night that I will
00:12:32.140 fall free. 1.00
00:12:32.940 Tonight will be the night that I will kill my mom and dad. 1.00
00:12:38.020 Mom, get me Doritos or I will be really sad. 1.00
00:12:41.820 Fuck you, mom. 1.00
00:12:44.220 Fuck you, dad. 1.00
00:12:45.680 I'm from 10 man trying to find my bag, but darling, I'm one of a kind. 1.00
00:12:48.660 When I came in the game, I've never seen so much man get shoved to the side.
00:12:52.300 Been on the move, I'm missing my bros, I ain't seen my mom in a wide.
00:12:55.140 The second workout of the day.
00:12:57.700 I love being sober.
00:12:59.280 I've done a lot of drugs.
00:13:00.800 This is way better.
00:13:15.000 Gym session, was that any good or you just went on the treadmill?
00:13:17.380 I went on the treadmill.
00:13:18.320 And you went on the sauna?
00:13:19.500 Yeah.
00:13:19.700 I'm blocking your body, but I'll also shake your hand.
00:13:21.660 Yeah.
00:13:22.580 UFC time, right?
00:13:23.360 You want to come?
00:13:24.580 You want that ticket on the upper level?
00:13:26.340 Yes.
00:13:26.760 I'm dying to go up by myself.
00:13:28.380 Yeah, no.
00:13:28.780 Girls can't watch fighting. 1.00
00:13:30.080 You didn't even know what UFC was until like 10 minutes ago.
00:13:33.900 Volker Diego Lopez.
00:13:35.420 Diego Lopez.
00:13:36.800 Diego Lopez by knockout.
00:13:38.820 By knockout.
00:13:39.700 Party by decision.
00:13:41.540 This guy's a Bryce Mitchell fan.
00:13:43.280 I don't, I don't, Bryce Mitchell guy.
00:13:45.260 If you see me, I'm fat, bro.
00:13:46.460 I'm like sports. 0.51
00:13:47.360 Oh.
00:13:48.500 If you see me, I'm fat.
00:13:49.740 You don't look fat.
00:13:53.400 Are you talking about beef?
00:13:54.840 No, he's talking about juice.
00:13:56.820 He's talking about lemonade.
00:13:57.660 I can't put down the cup.
00:13:59.940 I can't put down the cup.
00:13:59.960 I can't put down the cup.
00:14:00.580 I can't put down the cup.
00:14:01.580 Lemonade.
00:14:01.980 I can't put down the cup.