SNEAKO - April 13, 2025


I Took the Ring Girl to the Beach!


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

190.1268

Word Count

2,669

Sentence Count

128

Misogynist Sentences

20

Hate Speech Sentences

29


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What did you just call me? What was my nickname?
00:00:01.700 Glockman
00:00:02.700 You just called me Glockman?
00:00:04.000 I said it's very Glockman of you
00:00:06.000 That sounds like a superhero
00:00:07.500 Yeah, that's a nickname
00:00:09.000 Glockman
00:00:22.000 That was kind of cool
00:00:23.000 Yeah, I said that could be us but Stinko does everything for content
00:00:26.000 No, this would be us doing that
00:00:33.000 What up man, who you got on the co-main and main event today?
00:00:36.000 On the co-main, I got Michael Chandler for the upset
00:00:39.000 I think Paddy Pimblitz is all hype
00:00:41.000 And the only reason he's got any hype on him is because he's got a bowl cut and English accent
00:00:45.000 And then in the main event, I'm gonna go with the young blood
00:00:48.000 I'm gonna go with Diego Lopez, that emo looking haircut
00:00:51.000 I think he's gonna get it done
00:00:52.000 I think bulk's a little bit past his time
00:00:54.000 You think he's just in it for the paycheck, right?
00:00:56.000 I really think he's just in it for a paycheck
00:00:57.000 He's just coming back to get paid
00:00:59.000 You know, the McIchef fight and then coming back too soon against Tocoria
00:01:02.000 And getting knocked out two months later
00:01:04.000 Who knows his mental state these days? Who you got?
00:01:06.000 I mean, I agree so far, but I want to know about the Bryce Mitchell fight
00:01:09.000 Most controversial fighter right now
00:01:11.000 Maybe you're up there too, but what about Bryce Mitchell?
00:01:13.000 Is he getting upset?
00:01:14.000 Yeah, I mean, if I was betting, I would probably bet Bryce
00:01:17.000 Just because I think it's good value
00:01:19.000 You know, he's a 2-3-1 underdog, so you can't get hurt there
00:01:22.000 But I mean, it's tough to predict
00:01:24.000 We'll see if the hype chain gets halted from Gene Silva
00:01:27.000 Always good to see you, Colby
00:01:28.000 Always an honor
00:01:29.000 You guys agree with his takes?
00:01:30.000 Yes, sir, of course
00:01:31.000 Assalamualaikum from Bosnia
00:01:32.000 Assalamualaikum
00:01:33.000 All from Bosnia?
00:01:34.000 Yes
00:01:35.000 What's going on, man? You gonna see UFC tonight?
00:01:36.000 Yeah, brother, we got tickets
00:01:37.000 Who do you want to see Colby fight next?
00:01:39.000 Whoever got the belt
00:01:41.000 Whoever got the belt, baby
00:01:42.000 Let's go
00:01:43.000 Trump and this bitch
00:01:45.000 Let's go
00:01:46.000 Maga, of course
00:01:47.000 Peace, bro
00:01:48.000 Oh, my God
00:01:53.000 You ever seen that before?
00:01:55.000 Yeah, dude, I've ever
00:01:56.000 They could swim?
00:01:58.000 I didn't know, man
00:01:59.000 See if you can climb the wall
00:02:03.000 Oh, yeah, there it goes
00:02:05.000 Three-mile run around Brickell Key
00:02:07.000 I used to come here when I was 14
00:02:09.000 And think living in Miami would be the coolest place to ever live
00:02:12.000 And then I did
00:02:13.000 And I still do
00:02:14.000 Kinda
00:02:15.000 Today's UFC day
00:02:20.000 I hate going on runs
00:02:21.000 But Casey Neistat's coming back to New York in three weeks
00:02:23.000 And I can't keep getting smoked by a 44-year-old man
00:02:26.000 It's embarrassing
00:02:27.000 I just hit up the gang like pack all your bags
00:02:29.000 I'll meet me at Terminal 5
00:02:34.000 Going to the UFC fight tonight?
00:02:35.000 Yeah, I'm going
00:02:36.000 Who you got for the main event, co-main event tonight?
00:02:38.000 Um...
00:02:39.000 I'm gonna invoke a decision
00:02:40.000 I gotta win a decision
00:02:41.000 Colby's right over there
00:02:42.000 He thinks, uh...
00:02:43.000 Colby Govington?
00:02:44.000 Yeah, yeah, he's right over there
00:02:45.000 He's fighting Diego Lopez, right?
00:02:46.000 Yeah, Diego Covington
00:02:47.000 Yeah, he said Lopez wins
00:02:48.000 What about, you got Bryce Mitchell?
00:02:49.000 Yeah, I got Bryce Mitchell
00:02:50.000 Bryce Mitchell versus John Silva
00:02:51.000 Come on, Bryce Mitchell
00:02:52.000 Isn't he, shouldn't he be cancelled?
00:02:53.000 I don't really care too much on all that stuff, to be honest
00:02:55.000 Yeah
00:02:56.000 I mean, they know why it's all about free speech or whatever
00:02:57.000 Oh, free speech should be cancelled
00:02:58.000 So these dudes can say whatever they want
00:02:59.000 Yeah
00:03:00.000 As long as when they get into Ontion and they win
00:03:02.000 Shit, it's not a problem
00:03:03.000 Are you, are you Jewish?
00:03:04.000 Oh, I'm Muslim
00:03:05.000 Are you Muslim? Oh, Waalaikumsalam
00:03:06.000 Oh, okay
00:03:07.000 We're from Palestine
00:03:08.000 We're from Palestine
00:03:09.000 Oh, you're from Palestine? Oh, okay
00:03:10.000 Free Palestine, of course
00:03:11.000 Thank you, thank you, brother
00:03:12.000 Alright
00:03:13.000 Good to meet you guys
00:03:14.000 Good to meet you guys
00:03:15.000 When I came in a game, I've never seen so much man get shot to the side
00:03:18.000 Yeah
00:03:25.000 Yeah
00:03:26.000 That'll show, cancer
00:03:28.000 You know I don't promote violence for the young boys when they earn their stripes
00:03:31.000 She came to the west, no Kanye, Rihanna ting when I tell her to turn out the lights
00:03:35.000 She wanna act all night, she wouldn't be here if it weren't for the hype
00:03:38.000 No word of a lie, he talking my name in a song and I ain't even heard of the guy
00:03:42.000 Why is the aura only hitting you?
00:03:44.000 It's like my angel
00:03:45.000 It's only you
00:03:46.000 Sorry
00:03:47.000 You've never been on a cruise?
00:03:48.000 Never
00:03:49.000 I don't plan on it either
00:03:50.000 It gives me like, yeah, like families or like spring break vibes
00:03:55.000 Cruises are for fat people
00:03:56.000 You've listened to Dave Bluntz for 20 minutes, what do you think?
00:03:59.000 He's a lyrical genius
00:04:01.000 Give a fuck a bit of no niggas
00:04:03.000 I'm just trying to get my chick bigger
00:04:05.000 Niggas they don't make cause I'm a fat niggas
00:04:07.000 I don't give a fuck cause I'm a bitch getter
00:04:09.000 Got a white bitch and a wrist slitter
00:04:11.000 Got too much money, nigga fuck him
00:04:12.000 Don't let that dope and be your babysitter
00:04:14.000 Cause I heard that nigga was a kiss handler
00:04:16.000 Look at her, that nigga was a pedophile
00:04:18.000 Your circumstance really take a while
00:04:20.000 I can't get it
00:04:21.000 She used my health medicine
00:04:22.000 I talked to the Jesse Jones and he told me
00:04:24.000 We were talking about this at the pool
00:04:26.000 Who's your celebrity crush?
00:04:28.000 I said Young Ma
00:04:29.000 Young Ma?
00:04:30.000 Are you gay?
00:04:32.000 No, but she just has that like aura
00:04:35.000 What do you mean she's a woman?
00:04:36.000 I know, but she has like the masculine aura
00:04:39.000 So just get
00:04:41.000 On the Drewski show she was like asking the girl
00:04:44.000 Like she was like oh so like
00:04:46.000 You see like girls
00:04:47.000 And like I got
00:04:48.000 I was like oh
00:04:49.000 I like my heart fluttered
00:04:50.000 I got like stomach buttered
00:04:52.000 Your heart's fluttering from Young Ma
00:04:54.000 Well I don't know if you want to say this
00:04:55.000 But it's from the event yesterday
00:04:57.000 Who's uh, who's followed up?
00:04:59.000 That was it?
00:05:01.000 He's a scam like me
00:05:03.000 And he won the fight?
00:05:04.000 Yeah
00:05:05.000 And who was, is that it?
00:05:07.000 He, yeah, basically
00:05:09.000 Okay
00:05:10.000 He DMed me
00:05:11.000 I would DM you if I had Instagram
00:05:12.000 Unfortunately
00:05:13.000 Would you?
00:05:14.000 Yeah, I would DM you
00:05:15.000 I would reply to your stories with an emoji
00:05:17.000 Thank you
00:05:18.000 So she's saying her friend has a room key at this fancy beach
00:05:21.000 But this phone call does not sound promising
00:05:23.000 Okay, we have to get this
00:05:24.000 Alright, we figured it out
00:05:25.000 Cause that phone call did not sound good
00:05:26.000 No
00:05:27.000 Yeah, because she was like
00:05:28.000 Oh, did Kaya tell you what's going on?
00:05:30.000 And I was like, what's going on?
00:05:31.000 And she's like, I'll tell you later
00:05:32.000 She's with her ex-boyfriend
00:05:33.000 Oh, okay, okay
00:05:35.000 What's going on, man?
00:05:36.000 What's your name?
00:05:37.000 Nice to meet you, Sneeko
00:05:38.000 Sneeko, nice to meet you, girl
00:05:39.000 Hey, Cole
00:05:40.000 Oh, wait, okay, there we go
00:05:41.000 One of my least favorite things about being old now
00:05:43.000 Cause you know I'm 30
00:05:44.000 Is making new friends with guys
00:05:46.000 I don't want to be a friend with a guy
00:05:49.000 I'm too old to make friends
00:05:50.000 You don't think you have real friends?
00:05:52.000 No, I just have enough friends already, you know?
00:05:54.000 Yeah
00:05:55.000 I had enough, enough people
00:05:56.000 Oh, let's grab a cocktail
00:05:57.000 Let's just like grab a beer
00:05:58.000 Like, how about you stay away from me forever?
00:06:01.000 I'm not Sneeko
00:06:02.000 Yes, you are
00:06:03.000 Who's that?
00:06:04.000 You're a YouTuber
00:06:05.000 Oh, okay, nice to meet you
00:06:07.000 Nice to meet you, I'm Olivia
00:06:08.000 Olivia, thanks
00:06:09.000 Yeah, bye
00:06:10.000 See, look, I'm not a woman hater
00:06:12.000 A woman likes my videos
00:06:13.000 I didn't think you were a woman hater
00:06:14.000 Oh, okay
00:06:15.000 Actually, I did when I first met you
00:06:16.000 Really?
00:06:17.000 Before I said that to you
00:06:18.000 What, you said I'm misogynistic?
00:06:19.000 I was like, oh, I thought you like hate women
00:06:21.000 No
00:06:22.000 Can you tell them that I don't hate women?
00:06:23.000 Real quick
00:06:24.000 So you were a former Sneeko misogynist believer
00:06:27.000 Now what?
00:06:28.000 I believe that Sneeko loves all women
00:06:30.000 All women?
00:06:31.000 A little bit too much
00:06:32.000 Every single one
00:06:33.000 Why are you calling me emo?
00:06:34.000 Cause I don't want to make new friends
00:06:35.000 It's like, just leave me alone forever
00:06:38.000 That's like what someone's Facebook status is
00:06:40.000 Before the next day they shoot up a school
00:06:42.000 I don't want to make any friends
00:06:44.000 Just leave me alone
00:06:45.000 I am Glockman
00:06:47.000 Like, I've ruined the nickname
00:06:51.000 Now that you know
00:06:52.000 It was like a secret nickname between me and my friends
00:06:55.000 Do you think this is going to work?
00:06:56.000 I hope so
00:06:57.000 I love getting things for free
00:06:59.000 She's Duke
00:07:00.000 This is Harper?
00:07:01.000 No Duke
00:07:02.000 Oh Duke?
00:07:03.000 Not bad
00:07:04.000 You lowkey should start in the sun
00:07:05.000 What are you trying to say?
00:07:06.000 A little pasty right now
00:07:07.000 What?
00:07:08.000 Compared to me
00:07:09.000 I'm not pasty
00:07:10.000 You're going to need some sunscreen
00:07:11.000 I know I should put some sunscreen on it
00:07:13.000 Everyone should wear sunscreen
00:07:14.000 No they shouldn't
00:07:15.000 It's cancer in a bottle
00:07:16.000 Wait, so do I get a discount now?
00:07:18.000 No
00:07:19.000 What?
00:07:22.000 Would Aiden Ross get a discount?
00:07:23.000 No
00:07:24.000 What about Trump?
00:07:26.000 Trump's free
00:07:27.000 Trump's free?
00:07:28.000 Trump's free?
00:07:29.000 Trump's free
00:07:30.000 So you're basically saying I gotta go harder
00:07:31.000 I gotta go harder
00:07:32.000 You gotta go harder man
00:07:33.000 I know
00:07:34.000 Yo what is going on here?
00:07:35.000 There's three guys in suits and earpieces
00:07:37.000 I know I was wondering that
00:07:38.000 They look like secret service people, right?
00:07:43.000 So how come you chose a cheetah print bathing suit?
00:07:46.000 Because I'm a wild girl
00:07:50.000 No, that's nice
00:07:51.000 We found out the secret service over here
00:07:53.000 Wasn't a celebrity, there's a stalker
00:07:55.000 There's some guy lurking the beach right now
00:07:57.000 Are you gonna step in?
00:07:58.000 We're gonna beat him up, right?
00:07:59.000 Yeah
00:08:00.000 We're gonna beat him up good?
00:08:01.000 I'm gonna take my tips I learned from the fight last night
00:08:03.000 How are you gonna beat up that stalker?
00:08:06.000 Yeah
00:08:07.000 Yeah
00:08:08.000 Look at that
00:08:10.000 Look at that
00:08:11.000 See I got the boot
00:08:12.000 I got oysters and quinoa
00:08:14.000 Look at you
00:08:15.000 Chicken wings and fries
00:08:16.000 This is like
00:08:17.000 This is the true beach meal
00:08:18.000 Chicken wings and fries
00:08:19.000 We don't go on dates
00:08:20.000 Oysters are high in protein
00:08:21.000 And apparently boost testosterone
00:08:23.000 So eat good oysters
00:08:24.000 I don't eat seafood
00:08:25.000 Grow up
00:08:26.000 We're all adults here
00:08:27.000 Look at that
00:08:28.000 Police
00:08:29.000 Hotel security
00:08:31.000 That's a whole squad to go find that stalker
00:08:34.000 How you doing?
00:08:35.000 Doing excellent brother
00:08:36.000 Even better
00:08:37.000 Now I'm not only in the presence of yourself a king
00:08:40.000 Sir a very beautiful queen
00:08:42.000 Thank you
00:08:43.000 Sir with your permission
00:08:44.000 Would I be able to offer her roses and perform something special for her this afternoon?
00:08:47.000 Are you a good player?
00:08:49.000 I'm the greatest
00:08:50.000 Not only am I a good player
00:08:52.000 I'm the greatest in the world
00:08:53.000 You're the greatest
00:08:54.000 In the world?
00:08:55.000 In the world
00:08:56.000 Is that a saxophone?
00:08:57.000 Yes sir
00:08:58.000 There's nobody better than me
00:08:59.000 There's nobody better than you?
00:09:00.000 Nobody
00:09:01.000 Not even Miles Davis?
00:09:02.000 And he plays the trumpet
00:09:03.000 Who plays?
00:09:04.000 Bill Clinton
00:09:05.000 Bill Clinton
00:09:06.000 Let's do something special this afternoon
00:09:07.000 Absolutely
00:09:08.000 Go ahead
00:09:09.000 The price of my service
00:09:10.000 It's two songs
00:09:11.000 Five roses
00:09:12.000 For $200
00:09:13.000 $200
00:09:15.000 $200
00:09:18.000 For $300
00:09:23.000 Hot
00:09:26.920 Thoughts on the performance?
00:09:50.780 Um, best saxophone player in the world.
00:09:52.960 I wasn't lying.
00:09:53.480 Name one other saxophone player.
00:09:56.920 I don't know.
00:09:59.440 Exactly.
00:10:00.020 So it's the only saxophone player.
00:10:01.520 I was like, best saxophone player in the world and you're playing on Miami.
00:10:04.080 By the way, let me give you this rose.
00:10:06.360 This is my rose that I'm giving to you.
00:10:08.340 Boom.
00:10:09.060 There you go.
00:10:09.840 Ready to go in the water?
00:10:10.740 Yes.
00:10:11.420 I was working on my phone for the past hour and a half, but girls just like to lay down
00:10:15.080 on the beach and sit in the sun and have attention nonstop.
00:10:18.560 Can't do it.
00:10:19.500 I'm hustling.
00:10:20.180 I haven't had fun for an hour straight without thinking about work in the past maybe two years,
00:10:26.540 three years.
00:10:29.160 Is it cold?
00:10:30.720 Yeah.
00:10:31.880 Like a little bit.
00:10:32.900 Jump in.
00:10:33.380 You know when it like reaches like the top of your thighs?
00:10:35.220 You're like, oh.
00:10:37.240 Go in.
00:10:40.060 I don't want you in here.
00:10:41.480 I don't want you in here.
00:10:43.000 You get in.
00:10:43.920 I'm not getting in.
00:10:45.480 You're not getting in.
00:10:46.480 Yeah.
00:10:47.200 Who?
00:10:47.820 You're Sneeko.
00:10:48.720 You're Sneeko.
00:10:50.200 Right.
00:10:50.720 You look like Sneeko.
00:10:52.320 Can I take a photo with you?
00:10:53.360 Yeah, sure.
00:10:53.760 Where are you from?
00:10:54.360 I'm from Malaysia.
00:10:55.280 Oh, okay.
00:10:55.880 Yeah.
00:10:56.560 Malaysia, are you Muslim?
00:10:58.000 No.
00:10:58.200 Oh, no.
00:10:58.580 My bad.
00:11:00.320 What's going on?
00:11:01.780 It's so nice seeing you, man.
00:11:02.660 You guys here on vacation?
00:11:03.740 Yeah.
00:11:05.940 Oh, I love you, man.
00:11:07.360 Oh, I love you, too.
00:11:08.760 Did he kind of look like me?
00:11:10.780 Yeah, I got the audience.
00:11:11.520 A little bit.
00:11:12.200 All Asians look the same.
00:11:13.200 I'm like, pack all your bags.
00:11:14.300 I meet me, I'm a terminal fan.
00:11:15.700 You see my grammy, don't know what I'm like.
00:11:17.400 Because I don't post about personal life.
00:11:18.600 You think we got robbed?
00:11:20.020 I'm fucking drunk.
00:11:20.740 All right, I'm not Sneeko.
00:11:23.080 You're not?
00:11:23.680 No.
00:11:25.060 No.
00:11:25.540 My name's Ricegum.
00:11:26.920 Nice to meet you, though.
00:11:27.720 Nice to meet you, though.
00:11:28.940 Where are you from?
00:11:29.740 I'm actually from Miami, but I'm here just for vacation, you know, because I go to grad
00:11:34.060 school in D.C., so I just recognize your face.
00:11:36.460 Great to meet you.
00:11:37.280 You kind of look like Dexter.
00:11:38.660 Dexter?
00:11:39.080 He's the most Miami guy ever.
00:11:40.740 Oh, that's right.
00:11:41.440 From that old show?
00:11:42.200 Yeah, minus the murdering.
00:11:43.740 I hope you don't kill anyone.
00:11:44.800 No, I won't.
00:11:45.420 I won't.
00:11:45.620 Do you like pina colada?
00:11:47.960 Yes.
00:11:48.620 And getting caught in the rain?
00:11:49.800 No.
00:11:50.360 Do you like making love at midnight?
00:11:53.120 What are you saying?
00:11:53.420 You look black now.
00:11:54.540 I know.
00:11:55.200 I need to stop.
00:11:56.680 You're black.
00:11:58.860 You're black.
00:12:00.280 Am I black?
00:12:00.760 Yeah, those are Halloween 2022.
00:12:04.500 I was Neo from The Matrix.
00:12:06.360 Ah.
00:12:07.200 Ah.
00:12:08.140 All right.
00:12:09.160 Ain't she pretty, this car?
00:12:10.420 Yeah.
00:12:10.920 No, I was talking about you.
00:12:12.420 Oh.
00:12:13.040 You said this car.
00:12:14.220 I...
00:12:14.900 When I see the ring girl, there's not a thing that I would change, because ring girl amazing.
00:12:26.980 He's singing like one of the emo singers that's like, tonight will be the night that I will
00:12:32.140 fall free.
00:12:32.940 Tonight will be the night that I will kill my mom and dad.
00:12:38.020 Mom, get me Doritos or I will be really sad.
00:12:41.820 Fuck you, mom.
00:12:44.220 Fuck you, dad.
00:12:45.680 I'm from 10 man trying to find my bag, but darling, I'm one of a kind.
00:12:48.660 When I came in the game, I've never seen so much man get shoved to the side.
00:12:52.300 Been on the move, I'm missing my bros, I ain't seen my mom in a wide.
00:12:55.140 The second workout of the day.
00:12:57.700 I love being sober.
00:12:59.280 I've done a lot of drugs.
00:13:00.800 This is way better.
00:13:15.000 Gym session, was that any good or you just went on the treadmill?
00:13:17.380 I went on the treadmill.
00:13:18.320 And you went on the sauna?
00:13:19.500 Yeah.
00:13:19.700 I'm blocking your body, but I'll also shake your hand.
00:13:21.660 Yeah.
00:13:22.580 UFC time, right?
00:13:23.360 You want to come?
00:13:24.580 You want that ticket on the upper level?
00:13:26.340 Yes.
00:13:26.760 I'm dying to go up by myself.
00:13:28.380 Yeah, no.
00:13:28.780 Girls can't watch fighting.
00:13:30.080 You didn't even know what UFC was until like 10 minutes ago.
00:13:33.900 Volker Diego Lopez.
00:13:35.420 Diego Lopez.
00:13:36.800 Diego Lopez by knockout.
00:13:38.820 By knockout.
00:13:39.700 Party by decision.
00:13:41.540 This guy's a Bryce Mitchell fan.
00:13:43.280 I don't, I don't, Bryce Mitchell guy.
00:13:45.260 If you see me, I'm fat, bro.
00:13:46.460 I'm like sports.
00:13:47.360 Oh.
00:13:48.500 If you see me, I'm fat.
00:13:49.740 You don't look fat.
00:13:53.400 Are you talking about beef?
00:13:54.840 No, he's talking about juice.
00:13:56.820 He's talking about lemonade.
00:13:57.660 I can't put down the cup.
00:13:59.940 I can't put down the cup.
00:13:59.960 I can't put down the cup.
00:14:00.580 I can't put down the cup.
00:14:01.580 Lemonade.
00:14:01.980 I can't put down the cup.