SNEAKO - April 12, 2025


Nobody respects a man that has not been punched in the face by life.


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

195.09529

Word Count

1,904

Sentence Count

2

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

15


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I've always maintained that the red pill is for incels who don't realize that everything they glorify is feminine
00:00:06.300 Miami is the city for sparkly bottle girls on your Instagram story
00:00:10.520 But hopefully if you're a man, you know, that's not what defines your masculinity
00:00:14.400 You could try to cover it up in plastic surgery and rental cars, but nobody will respect a man that's never been punched in the face
00:00:30.000 That Uber from Manhattan was $170
00:00:39.520 $170
00:00:41.000 It's 9.30, I woke up feeling grateful today
00:00:46.100 Just a quick moment to say I love and appreciate you guys
00:00:49.000 Have a nice day
00:00:50.300 Looks like the guy from social media
00:00:53.220 What's his name?
00:00:54.560 Sneeko
00:00:55.080 Who's that guy?
00:00:58.420 I'm not that crazy
00:00:59.460 You look like him
00:01:00.020 You look like Tom Hanks
00:01:02.360 You are him, right?
00:01:03.820 Are you him?
00:01:04.600 Remember that guy did the song White Boy Summer?
00:01:06.680 But are you actually him?
00:01:07.800 You're him
00:01:08.360 Are you him?
00:01:09.540 You're him
00:01:10.140 Can we take a selfie?
00:01:11.540 Yeah, sure
00:01:11.940 Are you actually him?
00:01:14.020 You know who I'm talking about
00:01:15.060 I don't know who you're talking about
00:01:15.800 That's so wild because you look like him
00:01:17.600 You remember Tom Hanks' song?
00:01:20.920 He did the song White Boy Summer
00:01:21.820 You know White Boy Summer?
00:01:22.740 Sure
00:01:22.860 Is it going to be a White Boy Summer?
00:01:24.440 You're actually him, right?
00:01:25.180 Nah, I'm just an impersonator
00:01:26.520 It's fake, dude
00:01:28.400 You are
00:01:28.700 It's fake
00:01:29.160 Morning
00:01:30.040 Hey, morning
00:01:30.780 Why are you looking at me like that?
00:01:32.840 I know you
00:01:33.580 I know you
00:01:34.640 Here you go
00:01:35.840 Check out the camera, okay?
00:01:37.580 If you know me, why don't you need to get my ID?
00:01:39.360 Why don't you check out ID?
00:01:40.420 That's about security procedure
00:01:41.800 I'm just in time
00:01:42.800 I'm just in time
00:01:44.940 Do you guys remember the vlog from four days ago
00:01:47.060 Do you guys remember the vlog from four days ago where I took a helicopter leaving this airport to my apartment?
00:01:50.200 Yesterday that helicopter company on the same ride crashed over the Hudson River
00:01:54.520 And the whole family died
00:01:55.900 And the whole family died
00:01:55.920 This tourist family from Spain
00:01:57.520 Kids
00:01:58.280 Terrible
00:01:59.220 Oh shit!
00:02:01.700 Oh shit!
00:02:02.700 Oh my gosh!
00:02:03.520 What's going on?
00:02:04.120 What's going on?
00:02:04.840 I just fanned out mad
00:02:05.860 Your name is Brody?
00:02:06.900 Yeah
00:02:07.140 Oh shit!
00:02:07.640 Oh shit!
00:02:08.180 What's going on?
00:02:09.080 What's going on?
00:02:09.100 What's going on, Brody?
00:02:10.040 Yo!
00:02:10.740 I've been seeing everything
00:02:11.840 Yo, congratulations for everything
00:02:13.160 Hey, you too
00:02:14.340 I appreciate that, man
00:02:15.040 Thanks
00:02:15.480 Have a good one
00:02:16.800 You too
00:02:17.180 I say that to say
00:02:20.800 It's probably the best idea
00:02:22.380 If I take a break from helicopters for a while
00:02:25.800 It is kind of an epic way to go
00:02:27.880 But too tragic for me
00:02:29.280 I think the car is down there
00:02:32.820 You hear them talking about Rakai
00:02:37.880 I'm about to get on that Miami flight to New York
00:02:40.920 I mean, New York to Miami
00:02:42.240 Either one
00:02:43.420 It's got to be one of the most Jewish populated events outside of a synagogue
00:02:47.460 Johnny Walker
00:02:50.660 Duty free
00:02:51.580 Yes, sir
00:02:52.160 Studied
00:02:53.200 Where did I study?
00:02:54.440 Which one?
00:02:55.180 In the war room
00:02:55.920 Sorry, I don't understand
00:02:57.060 Johnny Walker
00:02:57.880 Yeah
00:02:58.320 Duty free
00:02:59.680 Tristan Tate
00:03:00.360 Oh, okay
00:03:01.340 Okay
00:03:02.180 Have a good one
00:03:03.100 You guys know what, sir
00:03:03.800 He didn't study
00:03:06.080 Keep taking them candy
00:03:07.380 Till your fucking skull get popped
00:03:09.300 And your brain hop out the top
00:03:10.860 Like Jack in a box
00:03:12.240 Yeah
00:03:12.580 In the hood, summertime
00:03:13.680 Is the killing season
00:03:15.140 It's hot out with this bitch
00:03:16.460 That's a good enough reason
00:03:17.900 I see gangsters get religious
00:03:19.260 When they start bleeding
00:03:20.460 Saying, Lord Jesus, help me
00:03:22.220 Cause they ass leak
00:03:23.160 When that window roll down
00:03:24.900 And that AK come out
00:03:26.100 You can squeeze your little handgun
00:03:28.060 It's going to be his second home
00:03:29.560 Favorite part
00:03:32.560 See, it's winter in New York
00:03:35.500 But it's always summer in my jammy
00:03:38.560 Dale
00:03:39.220 Recommendation to people here
00:03:41.780 If you have a fight coming up
00:03:43.260 Or you want to fight
00:03:43.900 Don't post any footage
00:03:45.360 Because people will see it
00:03:46.600 And not want to do it
00:03:47.560 Yes
00:03:48.560 Yes
00:03:49.560 Yes
00:03:50.560 Oh
00:03:51.560 Nice
00:03:52.560 Yes
00:03:53.560 Yes
00:03:54.560 Again
00:03:55.560 Oh
00:03:56.560 Nice
00:03:57.560 Nice
00:03:58.560 Nice
00:03:59.560 Nice
00:04:00.560 Nice
00:04:01.560 Nice
00:04:02.560 Nice
00:04:03.560 Nice
00:04:04.560 Nice
00:04:05.560 Check
00:04:06.560 One, two
00:04:07.560 Check
00:04:08.560 One, two
00:04:09.560 Check
00:04:10.560 That was good
00:04:11.560 I was tired, but you know
00:04:12.560 Yes
00:04:13.560 Nice
00:04:14.560 Again
00:04:15.560 Yes
00:04:16.560 Again
00:04:17.560 Yes
00:04:18.560 Again
00:04:19.560 What's great about being a skinny dude
00:04:40.560 You go to the gym really properly for one week
00:04:42.560 You're no longer a skinny dude
00:04:44.560 Now you're the skinny dude with the little tone
00:04:46.560 Wife beat is all summer 25
00:04:48.560 Oh yeah, I actually used to live here
00:04:49.560 Oh, cool
00:04:50.560 They kicked me out because we had guns in the elevator
00:04:52.560 Oh, that's fire
00:04:53.560 Yeah, yeah, they kicked me out, bro
00:04:54.560 That's the last
00:04:55.560 Kicked me out, he told us that
00:04:56.560 So where you lived out?
00:04:57.560 Shit, I'm still in downtown Miami
00:04:59.560 Okay, okay
00:05:00.060 A better building
00:05:00.560 Okay, but they let guns and shit slide?
00:05:02.560 Nah
00:05:03.560 I don't think so
00:05:04.560 I just
00:05:05.560 I stopped doing that
00:05:06.560 I respect it, bro
00:05:07.560 Bro, but
00:05:08.560 Guns
00:05:09.560 Guns legal in Miami
00:05:10.560 Yeah, bro
00:05:11.560 I feel like they was targeting me because they like
00:05:12.560 Because you're a racist shit
00:05:13.560 You're a young motherfucker
00:05:14.560 I feel you
00:05:15.560 What place are you? Are you Jewish?
00:05:16.560 How'd you know that?
00:05:17.560 No way!
00:05:18.560 You remind me of the sun from GTA 5
00:05:20.560 I'm Jewish and Italian
00:05:21.560 Oh, that's fine
00:05:22.560 Nah, I'm not like him
00:05:23.560 He's a language
00:05:25.560 I'm not like him
00:05:26.560 Oh, okay
00:05:27.560 Did I just carry you with you?
00:05:28.560 My cousin
00:05:29.560 Oh, it's your cousin?
00:05:30.560 Cousin
00:05:31.560 Shit
00:05:32.560 Cousin with you vibing
00:05:33.560 Hell yeah, man
00:05:34.560 Living life
00:05:35.560 Have a great day, man
00:05:36.560 You two
00:05:37.560 I'm actually waiting for my job
00:05:38.560 That's what I'm saying
00:05:39.560 Shit, bro
00:05:40.560 I hate when they do that
00:05:41.560 He's like, what do you do?
00:05:42.560 I just be chilling
00:05:43.560 My dad's an investor
00:05:44.560 Oh, yeah
00:05:45.560 He's a Jewish Miami guy
00:05:46.560 Who doesn't do anything
00:05:47.560 Has a rich dad
00:05:48.560 And pretends to be black
00:05:49.560 Like this is the most
00:05:50.560 Bro, I
00:05:51.560 Dude
00:05:52.560 Are guns in the elevator?
00:05:53.560 Why do you need guns in the elevator?
00:05:54.560 Why are you saying that?
00:05:55.560 Hey, where are my people strapped?
00:05:56.560 I don't give a fuck
00:05:57.560 Shit
00:05:58.560 Where are you strapped at?
00:05:59.560 Everywhere I go
00:06:00.560 Yeah
00:06:01.560 Hey, what's going on, man?
00:06:02.560 You can go, bro
00:06:03.560 What's going on?
00:06:04.560 What's going on?
00:06:05.560 Yeah
00:06:06.560 Can I get a photo of you guys?
00:06:08.560 What's going on?
00:06:09.560 What's going on?
00:06:10.560 Oh, bro
00:06:11.560 I just messed it up
00:06:12.560 Real quick, he's live on Party
00:06:13.560 Do you know what Party is?
00:06:14.560 Yeah
00:06:15.560 Yeah, yeah
00:06:16.560 I know what Party is
00:06:17.560 What's Party?
00:06:18.560 How do you spell it?
00:06:19.560 P-E-U-T-E-F-E-K
00:06:21.560 Holy shit
00:06:23.560 Hold on, hold on
00:06:24.560 What is that?
00:06:25.560 Neon, I need to know
00:06:26.560 Neon, I need to know
00:06:27.560 Neon, I need to know
00:06:28.560 Neon, I need to know
00:06:29.560 How much you get paid
00:06:30.560 Off that kick deal
00:06:31.560 Not a lot, man
00:06:32.560 Not a lot
00:06:33.560 I know you get paid
00:06:34.560 Not a lot, bro
00:06:35.560 Bro, when I was like fucking 12
00:06:37.560 I used to watch your um
00:06:38.560 Fortnite videos?
00:06:39.560 No, not the Fortnite
00:06:40.560 No, no, no, no
00:06:41.560 Yes, yes, the Fortnite videos
00:06:42.560 The ones where you were like
00:06:43.560 The ones where you had
00:06:44.560 The ones where you had like crooked ass teeth
00:06:45.560 Nooo
00:06:46.560 That's funny, bro
00:06:47.560 Yeah, you're smiling
00:06:48.560 I don't know
00:06:49.560 See, see
00:06:50.560 Niko never had crooked
00:06:51.560 Niko never had crooked
00:06:52.560 No, I did
00:06:53.560 I had braces
00:06:54.560 I had headgear
00:06:55.560 I had all that
00:06:56.560 No, I used to watch your motivation videos
00:06:57.560 The ones that you made in 2017
00:06:58.560 So he's busy thinking
00:06:59.560 You used to watch both of us, bro
00:07:01.560 Oh, wow
00:07:02.560 I used to watch both of us, bro
00:07:03.560 Bro, I watched
00:07:04.560 Bro, I watched
00:07:05.560 I watched black ball and action stuff
00:07:06.560 Now
00:07:07.560 Damn, alright
00:07:08.560 Oh, yeah, he's a good shooter
00:07:09.560 I'm tapped in now
00:07:10.560 It was nice meeting you guys
00:07:11.560 Hey, okay, bro
00:07:12.560 Nice meeting you
00:07:13.560 Oh, you stepped in shit
00:07:14.560 Oh my god
00:07:15.560 With the elf
00:07:16.560 Whoa, how are they not gonna pick up their
00:07:18.560 Hey
00:07:19.560 That dog right there?
00:07:20.560 No, we gotta press that
00:07:21.560 No, we gotta press that
00:07:22.560 No, real talk
00:07:23.560 Real talk
00:07:24.560 Real talk
00:07:25.560 Excuse me
00:07:26.560 Did your dog just poop there?
00:07:27.560 Oh
00:07:28.560 Yeah, he stepped all up in the dog's poop
00:07:30.560 It's like it's a busy intersection
00:07:32.560 Oh my god
00:07:33.560 I didn't notice
00:07:34.560 Yeah, there's a big
00:07:35.560 You should pick it up
00:07:36.560 It's a big poop right there
00:07:37.560 Hey, Salam alaikum
00:07:38.560 Sorry to bother you guys
00:07:39.560 Alaikum salam
00:07:40.560 How are you?
00:07:41.560 Yeah, this dog just pooped all over this guy's shoes
00:07:42.560 Bro, that's not good
00:07:43.560 Paul's shoes
00:07:44.560 Do you have paper bags
00:07:45.560 Oh
00:07:46.560 That's a really busy intersection
00:07:47.560 People are gonna be stepping there all day
00:07:48.560 Where is they gonna ask you?
00:07:49.560 Right there
00:07:50.560 Where your dog was walking
00:07:51.560 Right across the street
00:07:52.560 Thank you
00:07:53.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:07:54.560 Sing it
00:07:55.560 I'm gonna be asking you
00:07:56.560 I'm gonna be asking you
00:07:57.560 Why am I asking like Hitler?
00:07:58.560 Why am I asking like Hitler?
00:07:59.560 Why am I asking like Hitler?
00:08:00.560 Why am I asking like Hitler?
00:08:01.560 Why am I a fucking nigga?
00:08:02.560 They telling me get off of Twitter
00:08:03.560 Sing it
00:08:04.560 I bought it for Trump and Biden
00:08:05.560 I know some niggas that went to that island
00:08:06.560 Why the fuck would you go to that island?
00:08:07.560 Get his number neon
00:08:08.560 I'm just saying the chat saying that I'm not even trying to be a W man
00:08:24.560 That's all good
00:08:25.560 Would you ever get into streaming?
00:08:27.560 I wanna learn how
00:08:28.560 I don't know how to set it
00:08:29.560 This is the way to go bro
00:08:30.560 Just get an android
00:08:31.560 And just press it on stream
00:08:33.560 It's so easy bro
00:08:34.560 Like how do you want to make more videos and build up my following and shit?
00:08:37.560 Or do I just like
00:08:38.560 I mean they already know you
00:08:39.560 They know you in my chat
00:08:40.560 So I think you're good to go
00:08:41.560 Yeah I got a bunch of internet bubbles
00:08:42.560 But I don't wanna start streaming the game
00:08:44.560 And like walking around
00:08:45.560 But I'm gonna do it like this
00:08:46.560 I wouldn't do it like
00:08:47.560 I wouldn't get a camera
00:08:48.560 I would do it like this
00:08:49.560 That's why I prefer
00:08:50.560 I don't wanna hold around that big ass camera
00:08:51.560 That's the way to go
00:08:52.560 It's more like natural
00:08:53.560 More like
00:08:54.560 More personal
00:08:55.560 Well your first thing should be a 1v1 with Neon
00:08:57.560 I'll do it
00:08:59.560 Nah like a 1v1 is like
00:09:00.560 I'll get shit in over
00:09:01.560 You do like a
00:09:02.560 Yeah a shootout
00:09:03.560 That's like
00:09:04.560 Our event
00:09:05.560 We'll do it
00:09:06.560 You're excited?
00:09:07.560 Yeah I'm really nervous
00:09:08.560 Why do they have these shoes on?
00:09:09.560 You're supposed to wear heels
00:09:10.560 Because we're barefoot
00:09:11.560 No we're barefoot
00:09:12.560 Barefoot in the ring?
00:09:13.560 Yeah
00:09:14.560 You better wash them
00:09:15.560 There's gonna be blood and sweat all over the floors
00:09:16.560 They said we're not allowed to wear shoes in there
00:09:17.560 So I brought slippers to walk around in
00:09:18.560 Are we making friends with the other girls?
00:09:20.560 Yeah they're nice
00:09:21.560 They've never done it before either
00:09:22.560 I don't think it's hard
00:09:23.560 I know but it's still like nerve wracking
00:09:25.560 I don't know
00:09:26.560 It is pretty easy
00:09:27.560 I get stage fright
00:09:28.560 But
00:09:30.560 I don't know
00:09:31.560 I didn't want to wear the bikini bottoms
00:09:32.560 So they let me wear these
00:09:33.560 Did you practice?
00:09:34.560 You just have to hold the sign
00:09:35.560 Yeah
00:09:36.560 That was great
00:09:37.560 That was great
00:09:38.560 I'm nervous
00:09:39.560 But they didn't even let us do a run through it
00:09:40.560 Don't be nervous
00:09:41.560 Just text me if you get nervous
00:09:43.560 Bye
00:09:44.560 Bye