SNEAKO - April 11, 2025
SNEAKO X N3ON
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about our trip to Miami, food, and other random stuff. We are joined by a good friend of ours, and we go out to eat and talk about random things. We also talk about some random stuff that doesn't really matter.
Transcript
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I was going to eat both of these, but it was too much, so I'm just giving it to you.
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There's so many more Hispanic people here than I remember.
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Dude, we were past the street, and there's like 40 of them just standing there.
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He was going to ask for your number, and then you just came up.
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Well, it's been a minute since you've streamed and I didn't stream.
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This is what neon is like when he's not streaming.
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Bro, it's kind of fucked up, I feel like, you know?
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Sometimes blonde gets too orange, but that's the right amount of bleach.
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Dude, I don't know, but I was telling him, I was like...
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When I used to cook in Miami so much, I was like, damn, I hate this place.
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But now that I don't come, I'm like, fuck, I want to move here.
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It's, like, $50 and you get a certain amount of gigs.
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But I'm looking out for you because I said, oh, look, I got you steak.
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I'll be very nice if you order the drinks on it.
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If you're going to take an order here, can I get two more coconuts?
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It's like, the vibe is just so different compared to fucking L.A., dude.
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I thought I made a dumb financial decision by keeping my apartment here, but it's actually
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Your apartment, for what it is, it should be more expensive.
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If you'd ever want to use it in Miami when you're here, you can use it.
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like it's curry and and you want to see how loud you do yeah do not do don't put it all in your
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mouth bro that's some shit is that real coconut wow that's fire it's water yeah oh it's coconut
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water i'll try i'll try it's good coconut water is really healthy the chat's saying you look like
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50 cents huh i said uh is that 50 cents i'll fall from here on
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it's not being a throat goat it's just eating an egg
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yo my guy you're just nico right how you doing where you from
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i'm from the uk and france oh nice to meet you what's up boys how you doing
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where you guys headed to you guys look like you're going to a meeting or something
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we definitely are going to meet you look at these guys man louis v belt
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you got the suit on oh yo what's up boys welcome to miami
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yeah say what's up man what's up what's up tell you don't do anything stupid
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no he's on kick it's on party let me take a quick picture
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all right cool who you got in the main event uh tomorrow do you have uh
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volkanovski you know who's fighting ufc tomorrow
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yeah you know i see your fucking reels like bro you got how much what's up dude
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oh yeah you know i see your fucking reels like bro you got how much explain to me the content
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how many fuckers do you have behind pushing the content
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the clippers clippers how many of them yeah yeah it's a good amount
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you put the straw he goes in and put the straw here
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literally look at this there's an arrow for where you put it in
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so you're gonna pay me i'm scared yeah let me get it
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hold on i got apple thing no no i got it no dude shut up
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yeah i got it no no because remember the airbnb
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remember and you paid for all of it but it's like i'm i'm like slowly but surely
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paying off yeah i turned on like he went from chill off
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that's for uh all the coconuts too right yeah oh my god did i leak my card
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i just got a new one it doesn't matter they don't have your cpc
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there's got to be like some healthy for me bro it's healthy huh
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chat this is like the third time i've done that in a month
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you just bought a browser subscription with my card no did i actually leak it or
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i think it's i think it's fine you know what we should do what should we do
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we should go to the universe what's up brother oh yeah for sure for sure we
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mean oh no because i know because i don't have a cat
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yeah of course man you're a dolphins fan yeah cool cool
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uh okay no i don't but yeah you do what's up dude what's up man
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so this 20 dollar bill just popped up out of nowhere but you got
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for sure everything we're talking about we didn't see a lot of here
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i've been eating here for years i see her every time i come here
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just spawns in i've never given you like a three
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like four or anything nope they're all mexican they don't
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they don't even know oh look get her number get her number
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right she's gone i'm not glad bro what i think girls are scared
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you think so yeah because she's why would she pass if she was speed walking
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there's just side id a little bit well i am live streaming right now
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you don't work with needles anymore that's a crazy pdl right there
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uh neon looked like he aged 15 years no he didn't
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dude i don't know what to say that now you look the same
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thanks you know i always have that insecurity i don't want to get older and
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it's gonna happen you have been 19 for like five years
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too bro you look the same yeah i'm glad barbara fucked you up bro
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wait do you uh do you like shave up your beard yourself
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dude you didn't even eat your coconut water i drank it this one's mine that one's yours
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all right what so we should get there at 7 p.m or something like maybe we can go a little early
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i'm down there just damn bro i've got a nice car here bro you want to drive around the hellcat we
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can just drive around manny drive around we walk around bro it's beautiful weather but get some
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vitamin d bro that's true you get vitamin d while driving so i have to drop the top
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you know what i'm saying true it's gorgeous my doctor told me i need to start taking uh vitamin
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it's gonna get a little better bro but it's i don't know keep drinking that water this one
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i'm down to drive around i'm down to go to south beach right now in my car i'm with it i don't
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care have you been to ocean drive before yeah yeah yeah of course i'm not gonna take a drive
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mics on mics or do you have footballs um no this is fine what i'm saying like if we're like
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at miami or south beach whatever wait by the way are any of my people in this chat right now
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so uh one of my one of my clickers states me on hub shout out to you uh he made a party account
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for the stream oh yeah yeah he sent me a thing he's like fuck dude wait did he sign up with his
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telegram his twitter i don't know why do you get like like you get like percentages of every person
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that signs up no uh uh no by the way huh um we have that i have some bad news what um aiden drake
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it's the same day as me and your stream so so we gotta go a little early i'm sure i'm gonna want
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i'm gonna want to watch that stream i'm not gonna lie
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sneeco is chomped that's got to be a neon chatter nobody nobody in love speech has chomped
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me please answer dude we need to lock this in i think studio's good everglades might be a bit
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but i was looking into it i think you should do studio and something before that and he can just
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bring a bunch of people on shit like maybe it's fun you know is he going to brand risk yeah bro why
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nico's fat yeah that's not a video guys in here
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oh yeah what are those weird ass voicemails bro
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are you sending me to voicemail no but the weird one is like oh hello hello
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oh of course you would have that i used to have that in high school
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of course you did bro wait i thought you went to high school
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what damn that's fire you know i went to a boarding school
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what i swear it's the third time i've told you that and i knew you were going to have that reaction
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i tell you and aiden about my life so and you guys are you always i repeat everything about
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my life never told me yeah i was a boarding school for three years all right so i got a scholarship at
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a good school in new hampshire and i went there for three years a scholarship at a boarding school
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yeah i went there for free bro why the fuck would you it's not really like there's like bedtimes and
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shit yeah i was the worst bro why the fuck would you go there because i was in new haven and the
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public schools in my area were really bad like dang schools other girls this guy because i don't
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just say we're streaming bro i can't bro um are the girls and guys separated or no yeah they were
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separated and you could have gone your phone past 9 30 pm it was super strong it was the worst
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14 years old i i went i went there i think it's you it's that cute dog man you should get a dog bro
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i've traveled too much wait hold on this is the fresh event office right here that's right here
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i don't want to see you on my instagram hello how are you nice to meet you nice to meet you
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i'm doing well i was just talking about your dog very cute dog i think he just got groomed
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oh that's not your dog no oh it's his oh what's up friend what up warm up nice to meet you bro
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how you doing oh that's great have a great day you too it's nice to meet you here oh thank you
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finally someone says it what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up dude why does that guy look
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familiar let's not lie bro do you see the difference between people here in fucking l.a this is so like
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i would love to live here bro you've been saying that for two years and you don't move there i don't
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get it so i'm gonna tell you what building i'm looking at but i don't want to say it but uh
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you're you're looking at panorama no a paramount no no no i didn't even know that but i mean that's
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i guarantee you that's what you're looking at it's okay like the buildings here are kind of like
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streets where if they know what building you limit it's not really a big deal i know they're
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everywhere you know how many times i've seen a certain family member walking around here of
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someone else who oh all the time all the time why'd you have to do that bro it's not that bad
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i'm not trying to be weird nah bro i'm not glad bro we should get a two bedroom oh you have one wait
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yeah yeah can i get a photo of you guys oh bro i just messed up real quick he's live on party do
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you know what party is yeah yeah yeah i know what party is how do you spell it he uh p-e-u-t-s-u-f-t-k
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holy holy i need to know how much neon i need to know i need to know how much you get paid
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off that cave deal not a lot man yeah i know you got paid a lot bro bro when i was when i was like
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12 i used to watch your um forex videos no not the forex no yes yes the word of videos
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the ones the ones where you were like when you had the ones when you had like crooked ass teeth
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See, now they want to see the scenery a little bit.
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The scenery of an Italian bakery and Burger King.
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Dude, I feel like I just need to have my chest out with like a...
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The difference between New York and Miami is New York, everyone kind of just does their own thing and looks away.
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Miami here, everyone looks you up and down and makes sure they see exactly what you're wearing and what you look like.
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Everything, like everyone's analyzing exactly what you look like and they're not afraid to do it.
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Like that guy Ashton Hall who did the morning routine, that's the perfect embodiment of a Miami guy.
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The ice bath, the sprints, like the investment on yourself and the workout routine, that's a Miami dude.
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I was actually thinking, for my streams, I wanna do like...
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I wanna start doing segments where I just get this, like get the fucking tripod on the Android and just do it.
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I should be, unless a stream pops up and then I don't go, but...
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You're not even logged into your own website, bro.
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See, I was going to ask you about that, uh, the Dave Bones EA tweet.
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Um, they both are just a W band, bro, just trying to make it happen.
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What's the only state in America that ends with the letter K?
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Now, if you guys get it right, you win a prize.
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So the state, if you get it right, you win a prize.
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Since you guys got it right, I'm just gonna tell you why we're talking to people, okay?
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Is there a thing we could do where me and him go and, like, meet some kids with autism and give
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I think, brother, I can get in contact with the community that we work for and we can
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Right now, everything that we're just doing is just one-time tax-deductible donations
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for their speech therapy, for their swim therapy, and for iPads for kids that are on
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Yeah, I'll give you my contact to grab this and you can get in contact with the company
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We're just doing one-time donations for the kids with autism.
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Wait, what did the state thing have anything to do with this?
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That's a good hook, because once you answer the question, you feel like you're already
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Yeah, it's just a sense of reward, and then we just, like, submit it.
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You seeing how poor you are to give them money?
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You spent too much money on covers to have that money in your seat.
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Are you guys from Miami, or you're just visiting?
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So you guys are just here from, like, vacation to visit here?
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OTD means just one-time donation, and I can just stay there.
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We don't have the traffic on to get for the roll-off.
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We push it on a reallocated budget for the clients.
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We do speech therapy, social skills scans for the kids, because they collaborate with
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Eggwine therapies for the emotional connection with the horses.
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Swim therapies where they develop muscular water.
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And iPads are removed that are not for a whole.