SNEAKO - July 22, 2022


If Size Matters, Her Size Matters Too


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Length

17 minutes

Words per Minute

206.4941

Word Count

3,680

Sentence Count

320


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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Does size matter? It's complicated. Best channel on YouTube. Subscribe to him.
00:00:03.180 You will learn a lot. This needs to be studied in school.
00:00:05.840 Does size really matter?
00:00:08.960 Well, I think it does because I've been working as an underwear model for a while
00:00:12.020 and an underwear model, they always told me to live a little, be on a photo shoot set
00:00:16.320 and everything looks good. My abs look fire, but when it's a little cold, you know,
00:00:20.180 my bulge was not as quite where they wanted it to be.
00:00:23.320 So, yeah, that's why I think it does matter because it cost me a lot of modeling jobs.
00:00:26.300 Why is there so much focus on the size of a man as opposed to the tightness of a woman?
00:00:31.400 That is a very good question, you know, because I feel like it's something men also brag about a lot.
00:00:36.780 You know, there's a lot of focus that's placed on that.
00:00:40.500 And the tightness of the woman is, like, not easily visible.
00:00:43.440 You can't really measure it, you know, but the size of a man, you can see it.
00:00:47.120 It's right there, you know.
00:00:48.520 Why are men often shamed for having small dicks while women are never shamed for having loose pussies?
00:00:53.680 I think some women are ashamed for that, but, you know, it's like a whole masculinity thing.
00:00:58.900 You know, you associate a big dick with big masculinity.
00:01:02.300 And, yeah, I think in our studies, like, a lot of machismo going on.
00:01:06.680 Therefore, I think so much pressure is put on men when it comes to that, yeah.
00:01:10.920 If he has a big dick, then he has big dick energy.
00:01:12.860 I know he's going to take care of me because he has confidence behind his big dick.
00:01:15.860 A little dick.
00:01:16.940 Why are men often shamed for having small dicks while women are never shamed for having loose pussies?
00:01:21.080 Don't women have more control over their tightness than men have control over their size?
00:01:29.340 We need to start shaming these hoes for stinking, chat.
00:01:32.440 How many stinky pussies are you running into nowadays, bro?
00:01:35.560 They pussy all stinks.
00:01:36.740 Your pH balance is all whacked up.
00:01:38.680 Stop going on Instagram and looking at Kim K and getting fucking lip fillers.
00:01:42.680 Fit your pH balance.
00:01:43.700 Your pH stinky.
00:01:45.000 It smells like battery acid in my room, bro.
00:01:48.000 Bro, you ever had the Febreze?
00:01:49.320 And you don't even know how to tell her, but she will always be like, yeah, yo, dick
00:01:52.580 smile when you break up or some shit like that.
00:01:54.520 Yo, pussy stinks.
00:01:56.760 Dead ass.
00:01:57.320 It's not even about the size.
00:01:58.660 My room be stinking, man.
00:02:00.880 Yo, sometimes a bitch leave.
00:02:02.140 I need to wash my whole sheets.
00:02:04.660 I need to change clothes and shower to get the smell off of me.
00:02:08.540 Your pH balance is all whacked up.
00:02:10.500 God damn.
00:02:11.340 What are you eating?
00:02:12.640 Fish tuna.
00:02:13.800 Battery acid.
00:02:15.040 Dirty underwear.
00:02:15.860 It smells like blood mixed with fucking sardines, bro.
00:02:19.980 Listen, women don't.
00:02:20.960 We give birth.
00:02:21.540 We carry around your child for nine months.
00:02:22.900 All you do is squirt in them and then carry around for nine months.
00:02:26.140 Of course, a woman's vagina tears from the vagina hole to the butthole during birth.
00:02:31.040 Like, come on now.
00:02:32.120 Don't women have more control over their tightness than men have control over their size?
00:02:35.960 Boom, fuck up.
00:02:36.360 You know, you do have a point.
00:02:37.600 I think women can do Kegel exercises, right?
00:02:39.660 You can tighten your vagina muscles.
00:02:41.460 As a man, there's not much you can do.
00:02:43.200 You know, you can pump it up a little bit.
00:02:44.500 I learned there's silicone injections you can do.
00:02:46.680 But that's a very painful, very expensive process.
00:02:49.200 So, you do have a point.
00:02:50.980 I think, like, if we talk about body shaming, men get shamed more about their wieners than
00:02:56.060 about their size, right?
00:02:57.280 Wieners?
00:02:57.640 Men can work out.
00:02:58.640 You can, like, eat clean, maybe get a six-pack.
00:03:01.480 But you can't really control the size of your wiener.
00:03:04.200 That's a very good point you're making.
00:03:05.380 Boom, fuck up.
00:03:05.940 I think that's pretty even, okay?
00:03:07.500 You can get fucking...
00:03:08.580 Delusion, ready?
00:03:09.880 You can get injections.
00:03:11.160 Have you ever heard of the Kegel exercise?
00:03:12.760 Yes.
00:03:13.500 Okay, so doesn't a woman have...
00:03:14.420 She did it on the right.
00:03:15.300 She's like, what?
00:03:16.100 More control over her tightness?
00:03:17.740 I mean, like, uh...
00:03:19.200 That's not gonna fix it in all situations.
00:03:21.720 Yeah, don't even try.
00:03:22.700 They don't even have to try.
00:03:23.540 They all think they're tens, so all that pussy stinks.
00:03:25.760 They don't do Kegels.
00:03:27.160 All this shit is loose because they're in their old phase getting ran through every night by a guy
00:03:30.160 on Tinder at the club.
00:03:31.300 It's disgusting, man.
00:03:32.580 Improve.
00:03:33.260 Work on your shit.
00:03:34.100 Okay?
00:03:34.380 Absolutely not.
00:03:34.700 Does a woman's body count affect her tightness?
00:03:36.740 Yes.
00:03:37.700 And you know why they're gonna say no?
00:03:38.880 Because they're ran through.
00:03:40.420 Absolutely not.
00:03:41.580 How do you know?
00:03:43.220 We got...
00:03:44.260 Yeah, you're asking bad questions.
00:03:46.780 It's an interview, dummy.
00:03:48.720 You really mean you're asking mad questions.
00:03:50.260 That's the point of a fucking interview.
00:03:53.200 Oh!
00:03:54.720 How do you know?
00:03:56.520 We got...
00:03:57.640 Yeah, you're asking bad questions.
00:03:59.580 You're asking mad questions.
00:04:02.460 What did you think that was?
00:04:03.960 It was a date?
00:04:04.980 You want to talk about astrology?
00:04:06.460 What else are you going to talk about besides asking questions?
00:04:09.340 That's stupid.
00:04:10.180 The woman's body count affect her tightness.
00:04:13.460 It depends on the type of man she's with.
00:04:15.720 She's only like...
00:04:16.640 This guy's on screen too much, yo.
00:04:18.020 It's complicated.
00:04:18.700 You've been interviewing this guy too long.
00:04:19.980 I'm tired of hearing him talk about wieners.
00:04:21.480 You know, sleeping with, you know, like, Little Winky Man from...
00:04:24.720 Little Winky Man?
00:04:25.800 Oh, my God!
00:04:26.300 Like, you know, like, Germany or something.
00:04:28.640 Then, you know, it's probably not like that's like myself.
00:04:31.360 But, uh, it won't be an issue.
00:04:32.860 But I think if she has one guy...
00:04:34.900 Why is he flipping me off right now, bro?
00:04:36.560 Can you put your middle finger back in your hand?
00:04:38.100 It's just rocking a massive, like, 10-incher.
00:04:40.280 It might affect it as well.
00:04:41.560 Oh, my God!
00:04:41.800 Do you believe that her size preference might affect her tightness?
00:04:44.400 I think so.
00:04:45.060 Yeah, absolutely.
00:04:46.000 Absolutely, yeah.
00:04:47.060 Why does so many women think they have the golden pussy when every woman has one?
00:04:50.260 Because every woman is perfect and they don't have to improve.
00:04:52.160 They're all 10 queens.
00:04:53.100 I'm brave.
00:04:53.560 I'm perfect.
00:04:54.100 I'm the best.
00:04:56.620 Everybody's pussy's different.
00:04:57.980 What makes pussy...
00:04:58.900 Don't answer the question.
00:04:59.800 Everybody's pussy's different, but they all think they have the best one.
00:05:01.820 Be good or not good from the man's perspective.
00:05:04.320 It can be tight.
00:05:05.820 Okay.
00:05:06.260 Tight whip.
00:05:07.140 Now, every woman does not have the golden pussy.
00:05:09.820 Does not.
00:05:10.020 Some pussy stank dry.
00:05:13.560 Stank!
00:05:14.800 Them shits stank!
00:05:16.060 Ugly.
00:05:16.640 The lips look all weird.
00:05:18.020 Brown, burnt.
00:05:18.800 Looks like fucking burger patties hanging out there, bro.
00:05:22.000 Tuck them shits back in or snip them off.
00:05:23.700 Why you got all this fucking extra meat hanging off there like that?
00:05:27.020 Just staring at you?
00:05:28.760 Just like, ew, bro.
00:05:31.020 Put it in.
00:05:32.060 Why is it falling out?
00:05:33.200 Why your pussy's spilling out of the pussy?
00:05:35.740 Look like burnt ends and shit.
00:05:37.660 And then there's other pussy that's pretty pink.
00:05:39.300 And, and, and, and, and juicier than a motherfucker.
00:05:42.160 And then every time I lick it, it be chewing down my chin and shit.
00:05:45.840 I love it.
00:05:46.260 But, man, you should know that, though.
00:05:47.740 You should know.
00:05:48.440 If you a real man and you, you know your women, you would catch that right away.
00:05:51.620 All pussy is not good pussy.
00:05:53.380 It's not.
00:05:53.800 Facts, bro.
00:05:54.360 They don't have the whole good.
00:05:55.200 You want that pink that's like nice and tight.
00:05:57.280 Mm-mm.
00:05:57.800 Smelling good.
00:05:58.860 Dripping down your chin.
00:05:59.760 Man, I'm tired of these fucking manos here.
00:06:01.340 People say, oh, I never eat pussy.
00:06:03.240 Are you kidding me?
00:06:03.820 When you find the right one, yo, ma, come here, yeah?
00:06:06.460 You take this stuff, put it right in there.
00:06:08.320 Your room starts sounding like a barbershop.
00:06:09.920 And then, la, la, la, la.
00:06:11.320 Start to, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:06:12.460 Feel me?
00:06:13.500 Pop that right on my face.
00:06:14.860 I'm tired of this stinky shit.
00:06:16.260 But don't, all pussies is not the same.
00:06:18.060 You can't be eating that battery acid sardine pussy.
00:06:21.660 You kidding me?
00:06:22.420 Out.
00:06:22.900 Out of here.
00:06:23.860 What you got to do, put on a condom, cover your face, double mask, get that N95, and then
00:06:28.840 hit it like that.
00:06:30.600 Call her an Uber and she's out of there.
00:06:32.580 What makes dick good or not good from the woman's perspective?
00:06:36.040 Girth.
00:06:37.880 Length or girth?
00:06:38.860 We like girth.
00:06:39.920 Girth?
00:06:40.120 Yes.
00:06:40.720 I know how to do this little trick with my dick to make every bitch squirt.
00:06:44.680 Like, when I hit you with the move, she instantly starts gushing and shit.
00:06:48.180 The leg up, chat.
00:06:49.580 Feel me?
00:06:50.100 When you get that leg up and that extra stroke, you add another inch.
00:06:52.980 I swear to God.
00:06:54.080 This is, this is like for part two, bro.
00:06:56.340 I'm putting you on a game.
00:06:57.320 You start here and then ha ha.
00:06:59.080 You like it.
00:07:00.060 Boom.
00:07:00.520 Leg up.
00:07:01.200 Game over.
00:07:02.400 You kidding me?
00:07:03.140 Fall in love automatically.
00:07:04.660 Dick whipped is a thing because he bitches will go crazy.
00:07:07.340 That's true.
00:07:08.080 Hey, but real gentlemen win too nowadays.
00:07:10.400 Okay.
00:07:10.900 So why is there so much focus on the size of a man as opposed to the tightness of a woman?
00:07:15.480 Because our shit, like, our shit, we can have a baby and our coochie goes right back
00:07:19.120 to normal.
00:07:19.700 If y'all dicks...
00:07:20.220 No!
00:07:21.760 Does not go right back to normal after a baby.
00:07:23.940 A baby went through there.
00:07:25.080 Are you kidding me?
00:07:25.840 Imagine pooping out a baby.
00:07:27.420 It's not the same afterwards.
00:07:29.340 This, this whole human just came out of there.
00:07:31.940 That's when it started.
00:07:32.720 You can tell baby mama pussy from, from good pussy, bro.
00:07:35.960 Small.
00:07:36.320 It's just small.
00:07:37.180 Does a, uh, does a woman's body count affect her tightness?
00:07:40.860 No, I don't.
00:07:41.580 Well, I mean, if she fucking like crazy, crazy, but no, not really.
00:07:44.720 Does it work?
00:07:45.120 It does.
00:07:45.700 It does.
00:07:46.220 And they say no because they're all in their hoe phase.
00:07:48.220 I'm healing.
00:07:49.240 I'm just learning myself.
00:07:50.780 Yeah, but you're ran through.
00:07:52.260 Yeah, nah, you all hoes, bro.
00:07:53.880 That's why your shit's all blah, blah, blah.
00:07:56.000 No.
00:07:56.580 Women's size preference affect her tightness.
00:07:59.900 Some bitches.
00:08:00.660 I don't know.
00:08:01.200 Shit.
00:08:01.800 Why do you think men are more likely to consume porn while women are more likely to consume romance
00:08:06.020 novels?
00:08:06.460 Because you want love and we want, you want time and we want quick, nice, delusion.
00:08:15.880 Ready?
00:08:16.240 Say something nonsensical.
00:08:17.860 I read somewhere that it said like women, they're more attached emotionally.
00:08:23.000 Whereas men, when it comes to relationships that they get attached through sex, like that's
00:08:28.900 where they feel emotionally attached for yourself.
00:08:31.700 I think actually, I was about to say, I think that might be a stereotype.
00:08:34.620 I think I, ooh, damn, yo, that, it curves.
00:08:38.080 It's curving eyelashes, yo.
00:08:39.680 It looks like two hands and bottom of top.
00:08:42.580 This is what it looks, that's what they got on their head.
00:08:46.140 Imagine like stapling this on every time you step outside, you got to put this on your
00:08:49.320 face, yo.
00:08:49.940 That's what you look like.
00:08:51.120 Put me in the middle right now.
00:08:52.100 That's what you look like.
00:08:54.180 Everybody watches porn.
00:08:55.540 So does porn also appeal to women?
00:08:57.380 Yeah.
00:08:57.700 Absolutely.
00:08:58.100 Before I'm going to read it.
00:08:59.220 Yeah.
00:08:59.340 What is your favorite porn site and what is your favorite porn category?
00:09:02.500 They don't watch, they don't, they don't.
00:09:04.340 They say, yeah, I watched it one time.
00:09:07.040 Dudes wake up and watch that shit now.
00:09:09.920 Dudes can't fall asleep without it.
00:09:12.020 Yeah.
00:09:12.580 I sometimes.
00:09:14.100 Um, ex videos, lesbian.
00:09:17.280 I was like, I just Google whatever I want to see at the time.
00:09:20.600 Like I want to see.
00:09:21.480 You know what they Google?
00:09:22.780 Candle, intimate missionary.
00:09:24.980 See, I'm typing in Google.
00:09:26.540 What is the freakiest thing you've ever been asked to do in the bedroom?
00:09:32.960 Eat ass.
00:09:34.380 Whoa.
00:09:34.780 Did you do it?
00:09:35.760 Yes.
00:09:36.640 Yes, I did.
00:09:38.100 I don't like porn!
00:09:39.100 Um, okay, the freakiest thing was this guy asked me to pee on him and no, I did not do that.
00:09:44.540 I don't like porn!
00:09:45.080 If someone asked you to do something really gross in the bedroom, like drink your pee, would
00:09:48.120 you be more flattered or offended?
00:09:50.160 Flattered?
00:09:50.940 Why not?
00:09:51.560 I'm offended.
00:09:52.160 I'll try everything once.
00:09:53.400 Yeah.
00:09:53.880 Why do so many women think they have the golden when every woman has one?
00:09:57.680 Because I do.
00:09:58.760 Yeah.
00:09:59.480 Literally.
00:10:00.100 Gorilla grip.
00:10:00.680 If someone asked you to do something really gross in the bedroom, like drink your pee,
00:10:04.000 would you be more flattered or offended?
00:10:05.400 Drink my pee?
00:10:07.780 Offended, nigga!
00:10:08.900 Offended!
00:10:09.520 What?
00:10:09.980 What is that?
00:10:11.060 Offended, offended.
00:10:12.160 Where did she come from?
00:10:13.200 Why are there some women really grossed out and offended at dirty jokes, but they're willing
00:10:17.340 to do those same dirty things in the bedroom?
00:10:19.600 Ask the dirty people!
00:10:21.040 I don't know about pee.
00:10:21.780 I don't know about pee.
00:10:22.600 I don't know about pee.
00:10:23.240 Well, I don't know.
00:10:23.620 What's the freak?
00:10:24.380 I would pee on you.
00:10:25.720 The biggest thing anyone's ever asked you to do in the bedroom?
00:10:27.980 No, I drink pee.
00:10:29.460 Well, what was it?
00:10:30.880 Definitely not drink pee.
00:10:32.320 Say it!
00:10:33.440 Okay.
00:10:34.000 Anything?
00:10:34.740 No?
00:10:35.360 No.
00:10:35.620 So you're kind of a vanilla, kind of a, like...
00:10:38.060 Yes, I'm very...
00:10:39.000 I'm basic.
00:10:39.800 Bro, this is the freakiest interview he ever did, this complicated guy.
00:10:42.940 Damn!
00:10:43.640 At the same time, though, at the same time, if you really were, like, into some guy and
00:10:46.840 he wanted to try some freaky deaky shit and stuff, would you be down for that?
00:10:48.960 I'm not drinking pee.
00:10:50.440 Well, I'm not...
00:10:50.840 Nah, you're gonna drink my pee, bitch.
00:10:52.440 Come here.
00:10:53.020 Mm-hmm.
00:10:53.840 Drink it all up.
00:10:54.860 Yeah.
00:10:55.860 Yeah.
00:10:56.360 Nobody said it had to be that.
00:10:58.780 If it's, like, pee, I'm not doing it.
00:11:00.420 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:02.640 Okay.
00:11:03.080 Okay.
00:11:03.280 It doesn't have to be pee, but what if it was pee?
00:11:05.700 No!
00:11:06.440 What if it was?
00:11:07.000 What the fuck?
00:11:07.620 Bro, can you drop the pee?
00:11:09.020 It's complicated.
00:11:09.860 Holy shit.
00:11:10.440 She doesn't want the pee.
00:11:11.520 Who the fuck drinking pee?
00:11:12.640 I'm crazy, bro.
00:11:14.220 Pee?
00:11:15.100 Who is better at eating pussy, men or women?
00:11:17.500 Women!
00:11:18.260 Women!
00:11:18.940 Nah, that's a fact.
00:11:19.820 That's a fact.
00:11:20.500 You gotta learn.
00:11:21.180 That's why you gotta have a threesome.
00:11:22.600 When you get a threesome, like, with a, you know, a girl who's, like, 60% gay, you
00:11:27.800 gonna see the technique and everything.
00:11:29.140 Oh, my God.
00:11:29.900 They get in there.
00:11:30.920 They know the motions and everything.
00:11:32.460 They got the head work.
00:11:33.560 They go there.
00:11:34.060 They go here.
00:11:35.000 They actually know where the little, the clit is and everything.
00:11:37.440 They really get up in there.
00:11:38.620 You gotta take notes.
00:11:39.680 That's what's good about a threesome.
00:11:40.440 They'll do it better than you because they understand it better.
00:11:43.060 Most guys, we just get in there, like, A, B, C, L, E, L, G, this tastes bad to me.
00:11:48.460 It's just gross.
00:11:49.340 Who knows where the clit is?
00:11:50.460 Hold on, hold on.
00:11:51.180 Would that, would that mean that men are better at sucking dick?
00:11:55.120 Boom, boka!
00:11:56.260 Yo, bro, what is this video, bro?
00:11:58.620 Yeah, yeah.
00:12:00.460 So that's something that men are better at than women?
00:12:03.220 Boom, boka!
00:12:04.260 What?
00:12:04.580 Absolutely.
00:12:05.760 Should a man take it personally if a woman can't get wet?
00:12:09.260 No.
00:12:09.720 No.
00:12:10.440 Should a woman take it personally if a man can't get hard?
00:12:13.780 Yes.
00:12:14.480 Watch, watch, watch.
00:12:16.680 Yes.
00:12:17.340 Should a woman take it personally if a man can't get it up?
00:12:20.120 Yes.
00:12:21.000 It's...
00:12:21.560 Isn't there Viagra for men and lube for women?
00:12:37.080 Yes.
00:12:38.020 So then why would you take it personally?
00:12:39.240 I don't take it personal
00:12:41.340 because
00:12:42.340 Because I have long lashes. Look at the claws on her fucking face, bro
00:12:47.080 That's why cuz you don't make no goddamn sense and she's trying to conjure up some nonsense. Look at that. Wow
00:12:54.120 Holy moly, bro. Say some stupid shit. I feel like if I'm not making your dick hard
00:12:59.420 I'm doing something wrong or you're not attracted to me the same way. Do you not like me?
00:13:05.320 But when you don't get what you know what we do
00:13:07.320 Work harder that if if I'm not wet, that means you're doing something wrong or I'm just high
00:13:14.800 Okay
00:13:16.800 I've totally been fucking before and I couldn't get my way because I'm just too fucking high
00:13:22.060 Which of the following is worse a man who can't get it up or a man who finishes too quick too quick
00:13:26.400 But wouldn't that mean that you're doing something, right?
00:13:30.280 They don't make no goddamn sense
00:13:32.280 If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex, what's the first thing you would do fuck every motherfucking dude? I see and get paid for
00:13:38.800 it
00:13:39.800 Boombooka
00:13:41.120 I don't like bars
00:13:42.320 All day, I'm giving out this. Ooh, I'm slanging pussy like
00:13:45.440 Boombooka
00:13:46.320 It was motherfucking water, baby. I'm out here
00:13:49.360 I swear to God
00:13:52.320 I would pee standing up
00:13:54.320 If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex, what is the first thing you would do?
00:13:58.320 Masturbate
00:13:59.320 Mm-hmm
00:14:01.320 What are your thoughts on masturbation before a big date or before men go out hunting for women?
00:14:06.400 Do you think it will drain your sex drive or make you more chill and not so thirsty?
00:14:10.160 Mm-hmm. I think I mean hmm. I don't it's not about myself
00:14:13.680 But I've heard from a friend of a friend that he's dealt with, you know premature ejaculation
00:14:17.920 You know it is like I said it's not me, but bro. What is with this guy, bro? There's something like
00:14:23.380 Boombooka
00:14:24.160 I can't describe it
00:14:25.200 Just I've heard that can be quite embarrassing when you're very excited, you know having had sex for a long time
00:14:29.320 Then maybe it's better to rub one out to like be more chill. You know what I mean?
00:14:32.240 Like like like
00:14:33.000 So do you think it makes men last longer? I think it does. Yeah
00:14:36.200 So you think women would be in favor of that? I guess
00:14:38.340 I think so as long as you can still get hard, you know, because if not
00:14:41.440 These European dudes are just on a different type of time and they're not like gay not straight
00:14:46.520 They're just like what like I don't even know what they up to but this guy's peeing it's a mouse
00:14:51.400 Like you know if they're sorry about that
00:14:53.400 All the Muslims I apologize for putting you through this we're gonna say a prayer after this
00:14:57.320 Muha al-shah muhaa
00:14:58.560 This was a lot of haram in here
00:15:00.120 There's no if there's no bulls there's no party. I think hardness is the most important factor
00:15:03.620 Like what? Bro
00:15:05.360 It's better to have a small dick but a hard one than
00:15:07.840 Bruh
00:15:08.780 Half way
00:15:09.640 A limp giant noodle
00:15:11.240 Wrong
00:15:13.000 You know what I mean?
00:15:14.060 Yeah
00:15:14.300 Which of the following is worse? A man who finishes too quick or a man who can't get it up?
00:15:19.080 A man who can't get it up
00:15:20.060 I'd rather
00:15:21.020 Oh so he is
00:15:21.980 I don't know
00:15:23.200 You finish quick because that means that we're doing something right
00:15:25.760 You know
00:15:26.500 Ever heard of the term post not clarity?
00:15:29.580 Post not clarity?
00:15:31.440 Wow
00:15:31.840 Yeah it's that state of enlightenment right?
00:15:33.900 That's realizing that you're just wasting your time on all this dinner and all this time
00:15:37.820 On a stinky annoying no personality Instagram girl
00:15:42.060 And then you're like
00:15:43.060 Oh wow
00:15:45.040 I
00:15:46.780 I don't like you at all
00:15:49.240 Right after you
00:15:50.900 You bust a nut right?
00:15:52.460 It's like that
00:15:52.920 I get
00:15:53.560 I get the universe
00:15:54.320 It's like
00:15:54.580 It's almost like doing DMT right?
00:15:56.560 You like have that
00:15:57.140 You know
00:15:57.560 What the hell is he talking about bro?
00:15:59.400 Oh my god
00:16:00.080 Yeah
00:16:00.280 You ever heard of the term post not clarity?
00:16:02.960 Yes
00:16:03.440 What does it mean?
00:16:04.120 I have that quite
00:16:04.940 It means guys start telling you how annoying you are
00:16:07.820 You never have that and it goes like
00:16:09.340 Why are you acting so different now?
00:16:11.340 It's like yeah
00:16:11.840 Cause I don't like you
00:16:14.100 And everything I was saying was because I thought I did
00:16:17.840 Sorry
00:16:18.620 Often where you just f*** somebody and you're like
00:16:21.220 Damn
00:16:21.540 Why
00:16:22.460 Why did I do that?
00:16:24.460 There's that clarity I wish I would
00:16:25.660 Hey you don't get post not clarity
00:16:27.080 You don't f*** about it bro
00:16:27.960 You love me after you nut
00:16:29.040 Come here baby
00:16:29.520 Yeah
00:16:29.960 Would've had
00:16:30.500 If a woman can have multiple orgasms
00:16:32.660 Is the sex over when the man finishes
00:16:34.440 Or when the woman taps out?
00:16:36.620 Wow
00:16:37.060 That's a good one
00:16:38.460 I mean generally the man finishing
00:16:40.860 Correlates with his ability to get hard
00:16:43.380 Right
00:16:43.760 So therefore I would say
00:16:45.780 Most of the time
00:16:46.900 When the man finishes it's game over
00:16:48.660 You know
00:16:49.120 Because then there's no more weapons to play with
00:16:51.420 You know
00:16:51.880 It's like when you fight a war
00:16:53.720 You fight a civil war in Syria
00:16:54.820 And you take all the guns away
00:16:55.940 If a girl is a strict vegan
00:16:57.840 And she swallows
00:16:58.980 Is that cannibalism?
00:17:00.500 No
00:17:00.940 No because that's protein
00:17:02.580 And they ain't born yet
00:17:03.700 You know what I'm saying
00:17:04.200 So it's still like milk type s***
00:17:05.780 Well is it vegan?
00:17:07.760 Yes
00:17:08.200 It's pro
00:17:08.680 Yeah
00:17:09.060 It's all natural
00:17:09.920 But that's animal protein
00:17:11.180 But I came from the earth
00:17:12.300 And it came from me
00:17:13.280 So it's coming from something that is vegan
00:17:15.980 Well then technically nothing would be vegan
00:17:18.040 Because everything
00:17:18.580 What the hell are they talking about, Chad?
00:17:19.980 Comes from the earth, right?
00:17:21.180 Exactly
00:17:21.580 Finally
00:17:22.360 I'm sorry
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00:17:49.200 Anyway