SNEAKO - IM BACK...

00:00:00.000 Your money now!

00:00:02.000 This is what Brooklyn sound like!

00:00:06.000 This is what New York City sound like!

00:00:11.000 Nigga!

00:00:13.000 Nigga!

00:00:15.000 Three!

00:00:17.000 Years!

00:00:21.000 Three!

00:00:23.000 Years!

00:00:25.000 Nigga!

00:00:30.000 Look at the fucking screen, Nigga!

00:00:35.000 Look at the fucking screen!

00:01:00.000 I can't log in yet. Let me try to log in.

00:01:09.000 This is what it says when I try to log in.

00:01:13.000 Don't let me log in.

00:01:15.000 But, I'm going to show everything that happened.

00:01:17.000 I'm just finding out. Just woke up. Just got the thing.

00:01:21.000 Let me break it down from the beginning.

00:01:23.000 Let me show you from the jump what happened.

00:01:26.000 Let me show you from the jump what happened.

00:01:27.000 I can't hit live. I can't log in.

00:01:29.000 I want to go live. I want to spark our YouTube, but I just...

00:01:33.000 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:01:35.000 It's crazy.

00:01:36.000 This is like the moment I've been waiting for.

00:01:39.000 This is everything I've been waiting for.

00:01:41.000 Okay, so YouTube posted this.

00:01:43.000 Today's the day we're launching our pilot program to give some blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, yappity, yappity, yapp.

00:01:48.000 Right here it said, new channel.

00:01:51.000 Keep that in mind, new channel.

00:01:52.000 I'm like, fuck, I want to start a new channel. I want my channel back.

00:01:55.000 I said, you owe me my money and my channel back.

00:01:57.000 I said, give me my shit back in blood.

00:01:59.000 Give me my shit.

00:02:00.000 Give me my shit.

00:02:02.000 Team YouTube actually responded to the DM saying, we've DM'd you more info.

00:02:09.000 Bet!

00:02:10.000 I didn't think that was going to work.

00:02:11.000 That was a Hail Mary attempt.

00:02:13.000 They DM'd me.

00:02:15.000 I screenshotted it and posted it on my alt just now.

00:02:19.000 Hey, saw your reply to our post about the new pilot.

00:02:23.000 You should have been able to see the option to appeal in studio.

00:02:26.000 I didn't.

00:02:27.000 That's fine.

00:02:28.000 At least they reached out.

00:02:29.000 This should be fixed now.

00:02:30.000 Can you refresh and let us know if you see it?

00:02:31.000 Okay, trying now.

00:02:32.000 Still not working.

00:02:33.000 Same message.

00:02:34.000 Can I have my original channels back?

00:02:36.000 Another Hail Mary!

00:02:38.000 Woo!

00:02:39.000 Hail Mary attempt.

00:02:40.000 Because they specified it wasn't like that.

00:02:43.000 Who's calling me?

00:02:46.000 Give me a second.

00:02:47.000 Everybody call me.

00:02:48.000 I said, can you share the channel URLs that you're looking for?

00:02:52.000 I said, I dropped the Addy.

00:02:55.000 Do you happen to have a full channel URL for the second one?

00:02:58.000 Yes.

00:02:59.000 Even my second.

00:03:00.000 Is my second channel up?

00:03:02.000 The channel has no content.

00:03:04.000 Oh, the shorts are still up.

00:03:07.000 But there's my second channel.

00:03:09.000 My streaming channel.

00:03:10.000 My streaming channel!

00:03:12.000 My streaming channel's back.

00:03:17.000 It's back.

00:03:18.000 Can I log in?

00:03:20.000 Let me try to log in on this one.

00:03:22.000 I deleted all the content.

00:03:24.000 There's no content on here because I didn't.

00:03:26.000 Three years ago when all the strikes are coming, I'm like, let me delete everything so I can't get banned.

00:03:31.000 And they still got me anyway.

00:03:32.000 We still need to get Sneeko lit back.

00:03:35.000 Do you have Moose's number?

00:03:37.000 Yeah, I do.

00:03:38.000 Can you text him?

00:03:39.000 Let's try to get Sneeko lit back.

00:03:40.000 If you could send me the URL.

00:03:41.000 Let's get Sneeko lit back.

00:03:43.000 Imagine you forgot the passwords.

00:03:45.000 Bro, come on.

00:03:46.000 Come on.

00:03:50.000 So I just want to be able to log in.

00:03:53.000 I should read you the rest of the DMs.

00:03:57.000 This is happening now.

00:03:59.000 Like I'm still...

00:04:00.000 Perfect.

00:04:01.000 Thank you.

00:04:02.000 Working on the log in situation.

00:04:03.000 Thank you.

00:04:04.000 They said, of course.

00:04:05.000 Neil Mahan, you're my guy, man.

00:04:06.000 I love Indians.

00:04:07.000 I love Indians.

00:04:08.000 I smell like shit, bro.

00:04:09.000 I'm sweating.

00:04:10.000 Any chance you tried account recovery steps?

00:04:11.000 I did, right?

00:04:12.000 Didn't I try that with...

00:04:13.000 What's her name?

00:04:14.000 We can't say her name in the live?

00:04:15.000 I think so.

00:04:16.000 Yeah, we tried those.

00:04:17.000 Copy, paste.

00:04:18.000 I did, right?

00:04:19.000 Didn't I try that with...

00:04:20.000 What's her name?

00:04:21.000 We can't say her name in the live?

00:04:22.000 I think so.

00:04:23.000 Yeah, we tried those.

00:04:24.000 Copy, paste.

00:04:25.000 Copy, paste.

00:04:26.000 Yeah, we tried those.

00:04:28.000 I'm trying this right now.

00:04:30.000 Chat, I'm just doing...

00:04:31.000 Give me a sec.

00:04:32.000 Give me a sec.

00:04:33.000 Give me a sec.

00:04:34.000 Give me a sec.

00:04:35.000 Give me a sec.

00:04:36.000 Give me a sec.

00:04:37.000 Give me a sec.

00:04:38.000 Give me a sec.

00:04:39.000 Give me a sec.

00:04:40.000 Yeah!

00:04:41.000 Yeah!

00:04:42.000 Yeah!

00:04:43.000 Yeah!

00:04:44.000 It's logging on my phone.

00:04:46.000 Send me the code.

00:04:49.000 Send me the code.

00:04:50.000 I shouldn't be like showing this stuff on screen.

00:04:52.000 Yeah.

00:04:53.000 Click this.

00:04:54.000 Click this.

00:04:55.000 Stingo!

00:04:56.000 When you gonna come to kick?

00:05:00.000 Sorry.

00:05:01.000 Um, um, um, um.

00:05:03.000 Ah!

00:05:04.000 Cry for a clip.

00:05:05.000 I'm not going...

00:05:06.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:05:07.000 Unless it says he can't get in, so he can't get the link.

00:05:10.000 Um...

00:05:11.000 You need the link, right?

00:05:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:13.000 Can you ask Bronson?

00:05:14.000 He might have...

00:05:15.000 Okay.

00:05:16.000 Get a code from the app.

00:05:17.000 I'm putting in my 2FA.

00:05:19.000 Should I call my mom and cry for the clip?

00:05:22.000 Let me log in.

00:05:23.000 Let me log in.

00:05:24.000 Let me log in.

00:05:25.000 But my shit is back!

00:05:26.000 It's back!

00:05:33.000 Someone said, is that baby Keem?

00:05:35.000 Me?

00:05:36.000 Um...

00:05:37.000 Um...

00:05:38.000 Um...

00:05:39.000 Um...

00:05:40.000 Um...

00:05:41.000 Um...

00:05:42.000 Um...

00:05:43.000 Um...

00:05:44.000 Um...

00:05:45.000 Um...

00:05:46.000 Damn, baby.

00:05:51.000 All I gotta say...

00:05:53.000 Hey, I gotta be honest, Shat.

00:05:55.000 Now that I'm back...

00:05:57.000 Re-signing season is soon.

00:05:59.000 Contract season is in like two months.

00:06:02.000 I don't know why I got a lot more leverage right now.

00:06:04.000 Ooh.

00:06:05.000 Ooh.

00:06:06.000 Oy vey.

00:06:08.000 Oy vey.

00:06:09.000 Price just went up.

00:06:10.000 The price just went up.

00:06:11.000 Ha!

00:06:12.000 Ha!

00:06:13.000 Ha!

00:06:14.000 Ha!

00:06:15.000 Ha!

00:06:16.000 Thought you owned party?

00:06:17.000 Nigga, yeah.

00:06:18.000 I got...

00:06:19.000 I got equity in party, but...

00:06:20.000 Shit, nigga.

00:06:21.000 I wanna get paid too, nigga.

00:06:22.000 Eh, nigga.

00:06:23.000 You know how...

00:06:24.000 Bro, should I just be honest about everything?

00:06:27.000 Bro, imagine getting a rumble contract and you have no leverage.

00:06:30.000 You have no sites.

00:06:31.000 You have nothing.

00:06:32.000 Getting a party...

00:06:33.000 Getting all these streaming contracts and websites.

00:06:34.000 You got no leverage at all.

00:06:35.000 Nigga, I got leverage now.

00:06:36.000 Fuck, nigga.

00:06:38.000 P.I.T.

00:06:40.000 P.I.T.

00:06:41.000 P.I.T.

00:06:42.000 P.I.T.

00:06:43.000 existe.

00:06:44.000 P.I.T.

00:06:45.000 The price went up?

00:06:46.000 Yes, sir.

00:06:47.000 Someone says not to...

00:06:48.000 Eh.

00:06:49.000 Someone says not to reveal private DM.

00:06:50.000 Who said that?

00:06:51.000 T.

00:06:52.000 Someone.

00:06:53.000 T.

00:06:54.000 Mo broader.

00:06:55.000 B.I.T.

00:06:56.000 Someone tell YouTube to not ban me for your bullshit at a reason.

00:06:57.000 FUCK WHAT IT IS!

00:06:58.000 TELL HIM THAT.

00:07:00.000 Oh, come on, let's see ya, let's see ya, can't leak DMs, bro, give me my money back, I got

00:07:10.560 my channel, give me my money back, give me my money, okay, I'm putting in this code,

00:07:18.080 give me a second, give me a second, give me a second, give me a second, give me a second,

00:07:30.000 hey, this what they were waiting for, you ready, is that, uh, uh, I used to break the times

00:07:43.760 like this to run like this, so I had to shine like that to shine like this, in the matter

00:07:48.980 of time I spent, I spent some locked up shit in the back of the, paint the wagon, because

00:07:53.520 I'm locked on this, see my dreams are full, gay man, some truth, it was time to marry the

00:07:58.720 I said yeah I do

00:08:00.400 If you want it you can't see it

00:08:02.240 With clear out view

00:08:03.400 Got sure she try and bless me like I said I chew

00:08:06.380 Like a nigga sneeze

00:08:07.600 Nigga please for the true squeeze

00:08:09.680 I'm getting cream

00:08:10.640 Never let them hoes get in between

00:08:12.720 The whoopie started

00:08:13.620 Little nigga but I'm lying

00:08:15.440 How did they love me when I was stuck in it

00:08:17.760 Listen to me

00:08:19.180 I'm gonna get in for gallows

00:08:20.500 Draw like I'm an artist

00:08:21.980 I'm crawling well straight to walking

00:08:23.460 Forrest in my garage is a foreign

00:08:25.680 I'm gonna find it

00:08:26.740 Fuck bro what the hell is going on

00:08:28.240 Hold up hold up

00:08:29.220 Let me not pre-cum

00:08:30.140 I think I'm able to sign it right now

00:08:31.560 Hold up hold up hold up

00:08:32.320 And this shit's lagging

00:08:33.660 It's pissing me off bro

00:08:34.540 Get this shit on my screen

00:08:35.820 Why are you bugging

00:08:36.620 Hold up

00:08:38.400 Sign in

00:08:39.140 Yeah

00:08:39.980 You wanna play the music

00:08:41.960 Fuck bro

00:08:44.700 Should be a second

00:08:47.140 I'm still getting this screen

00:08:51.760 I'm still getting this screen

00:08:53.020 Your channel won't be put back on YouTube this time

00:08:55.480 But it exists

00:08:56.440 Okay if anybody doesn't know

00:08:57.580 Go to youtube.com

00:08:58.700 Slash

00:09:02.760 Is us

00:09:03.080 Nico

00:09:03.340 With a zero

00:09:04.460 Yeah

00:09:05.340 I can't find you

00:09:08.120 You have to click the URL

00:09:09.080 Yo mods

00:09:09.540 Pin it in the chat right now

00:09:10.360 Pin it in the chat

00:09:10.780 Pin it in the chat

00:09:11.160 Pin it in the chat

00:09:12.960 Skills has pinned it

00:09:13.900 So if you click

00:09:15.380 Yeah

00:09:15.580 Look what I just clicked

00:09:16.480 From the

00:09:16.740 It's here

00:09:18.640 And look

00:09:19.700 Twins here

00:09:20.720 And look at my last post

00:09:22.140 My last community post

00:09:23.060 Bro it's like

00:09:26.020 The evidence

00:09:26.540 Three

00:09:27.220 Years

00:09:28.560 Bro

00:09:28.940 Misinformation

00:09:30.480 Strike and suspended

00:09:31.420 In Twitter

00:09:31.780 In two days

00:09:32.320 It's almost like

00:09:32.920 There's an active agenda

00:09:33.720 To silence me

00:09:34.380 Come and find me

00:09:35.320 Where I'm cancelled

00:09:36.020 141,000 followers

00:09:38.940 You find your channel

00:09:41.380 It's really back up

00:09:41.980 It's really there

00:09:42.540 This is

00:09:45.580 Yeah this was pre-Elon

00:09:46.420 When I was banned on X

00:09:47.280 Or Twitter

00:09:48.060 Back then

00:09:48.680 Go to

00:09:51.600 Studio.youtube

00:09:52.500 Open a new link

00:09:53.240 And

00:09:54.280 Yeah I know

00:09:54.780 So what day was it

00:09:55.500 This was three years

00:09:56.180 Okay

00:09:56.460 Open a what

00:09:57.260 Go to a new link

00:09:58.900 And do studio

00:10:00.500 No new link

00:10:03.400 New link

00:10:03.820 What

00:10:04.320 New link

00:10:05.160 Studio

00:10:06.480 Type in studio

00:10:07.180 Dot youtube

00:10:07.720 Dot

00:10:08.260 Don't

00:10:09.460 Don't

00:10:09.700 Don't

00:10:09.880 Do the

00:10:10.300 Just

00:10:11.240 Yeah

00:10:11.520 And I go

00:10:11.820 Just water bottles

00:10:12.560 Yeah same thing

00:10:16.720 Your channel won't be

00:10:17.260 I keep getting this

00:10:18.320 It's probably gonna fix

00:10:20.200 Momentarily

00:10:20.560 I think it's gonna fix

00:10:21.800 To be honest with you

00:10:22.520 I didn't wanna get my

00:10:25.200 Hopes up about this

00:10:25.880 But like this is

00:10:26.780 Chad at this point

00:10:27.500 Can I get my hopes up now

00:10:28.800 Can I get my hopes up now

00:10:31.620 Twitch on band you too

00:10:34.240 Suck me

00:10:34.560 Nah shut up

00:10:35.160 Shut up

00:10:35.820 Is that

00:10:36.140 Shut up

00:10:36.800 Any chance you try

00:10:43.800 Recovery steps

00:10:44.440 Yes

00:10:45.240 I did

00:10:46.340 I did right

00:10:46.860 I still

00:10:49.380 Can't

00:10:50.260 Log

00:10:50.820 In

00:10:51.380 You just subbed

00:10:54.760 Delete the

00:10:58.680 Cuties video

00:10:59.220 Dude I can't log

00:10:59.900 I can't log in

00:11:01.500 I can't log in

00:11:04.560 Bro

00:11:04.740 I can't log in bro

00:11:09.960 Trying a new browser

00:11:11.120 With fresh cookies

00:11:11.900 Um

00:11:13.300 How do you

00:11:15.160 How do you do a browser

00:11:15.740 With new cookies

00:11:16.320 Fresh cookies

00:11:16.940 Do ctrl shift n

00:11:20.420 Not incognito

00:11:23.680 Cause then I gotta like

00:11:24.380 Yeah but it's fresh

00:11:25.000 Everything's fresh

00:11:25.680 Alright fine fine

00:11:26.320 It's just gonna

00:11:26.880 Be difficult to log in

00:11:28.760 From the cognito

00:11:29.760 What are the chances

00:11:32.960 You spark up on youtube

00:11:33.700 Man if I get it back today

00:11:34.640 I might spark up today

00:11:35.480 I might spark up

00:11:36.200 But I just gotta build

00:11:37.040 Hype for it

00:11:37.940 I gotta build hype

00:11:38.980 Incognito mode

00:11:41.160 Yeah I know

00:11:41.500 I just gotta type in

00:11:42.240 The fucking thing

00:11:42.880 Is someone reading

00:11:45.360 My fingers

00:11:45.800 To see if I'm

00:11:46.440 What my password is

00:11:47.280 Hold on

00:11:47.780 Let me just

00:11:48.060 Sit there

00:11:48.840 I still remember

00:11:57.260 My password

00:11:58.060 I still remember

00:12:00.000 My password

00:12:00.560 Oh my god

00:12:02.020 Bronson just texted me

00:12:05.440 You need to be

00:12:05.960 Jewish on youtube

00:12:06.720 Going forward

00:12:07.380 Don't get banned again

00:12:08.340 Shut up man

00:12:09.760 Shut up

00:12:11.140 Yeah nah same thing

00:12:16.460 From incognito

00:12:17.160 Maybe try signing out

00:12:20.800 From that page

00:12:21.480 It's gonna be the same thing

00:12:24.320 Yeah

00:12:24.720 Yeah it's probably

00:12:25.920 Just let it

00:12:26.440 Let it

00:12:26.860 Let it sit

00:12:27.900 Let it sit

00:12:28.300 Let it sit

00:12:28.760 Let it sit

00:12:29.180 Let it sit

00:12:29.660 I wanna play some music

00:12:31.180 Can you see a screenshot

00:12:32.400 Of what you're

00:12:32.900 Bro

00:12:33.380 What is that audio

00:12:34.920 Can you please send

00:12:37.300 A screenshot of what

00:12:37.840 You're seeing

00:12:38.140 Says team youtube

00:12:38.760 Hold up

00:12:39.100 Hold up

00:12:39.320 Hold up

00:12:39.820 You'll be banned

00:12:40.880 After a week

00:12:41.280 How long do you think

00:12:41.820 I'm lasting

00:12:42.240 How long do you think

00:12:43.740 I'm lasting

00:12:44.020 Congrats

00:12:44.440 Thank you guys

00:12:45.200 Thank you

00:12:45.560 Thank you

00:12:45.840 Thank you

00:12:46.140 Thank you

00:12:46.540 Thank you

00:12:47.160 Thank you

00:12:47.440 It's back

00:12:48.600 I don't wanna

00:12:48.940 It is back

00:12:50.000 It's back

00:12:50.680 Okay I need to send

00:12:53.960 YouTube a screenshot

00:12:54.600 I can't believe

00:12:55.420 YouTube's DMing me

00:12:56.240 Right now

00:12:56.680 Like that's

00:12:58.600 Crazy

00:13:00.640 Crazy

00:13:03.480 Alright I gotta send

00:13:04.260 YouTube a screenshot

00:13:04.820 Beyond chat

00:13:15.620 Did you guys

00:13:15.960 Did you

00:13:16.420 Did you guys

00:13:16.900 Expect this

00:13:17.380 Yes or no

00:13:17.860 Hold on

00:13:18.760 I'm taking a screenshot

00:13:19.340 Did you guys

00:13:20.240 Expect this

00:13:20.740 Yes or no

00:13:21.240 I kinda didn't

00:13:26.420 I was

00:13:26.800 I was

00:13:27.100 I didn't

00:13:27.780 I really didn't

00:13:28.280 Think so

00:13:28.660 Even this morning

00:13:29.740 When I saw that message

00:13:30.620 I did not

00:13:36.760 Expect it

00:13:37.500 But

00:13:39.220 Hold on

00:13:40.460 Sorry I'm doing

00:13:41.380 Indian task

00:13:42.460 Shit right now

00:13:43.060 I just wanted to

00:13:45.280 Share it

00:13:45.800 This moment

00:13:46.820 Oh my

00:13:47.960 Fucking god

00:13:48.900 I can't think

00:13:49.280 I can't reach out

00:13:49.940 Okay save

00:13:53.060 YouTube

00:13:56.000 Let's get a screenshot

00:13:56.880 Sup black boy

00:14:01.040 What's going on chat

00:14:01.780 What's going on chat

00:14:02.500 Okay sending him

00:14:04.560 Should I not be live

00:14:07.180 Right now

00:14:07.580 Should I end

00:14:09.120 No okay send it

00:14:12.160 Alright I just

00:14:12.760 I just

00:14:13.040 I just

00:14:13.500 K flock

00:14:16.680 Bro you gotta

00:14:17.280 That's a throwback

00:14:19.500 Hold on

00:14:20.020 I haven't eaten

00:14:22.020 Anything today

00:14:22.620 I smell

00:14:23.100 Smell like neon

00:14:24.600 Fucking

00:14:25.740 What's up

00:14:29.320 What's up

00:14:33.220 What's your last

00:14:33.740 You can't ask

00:14:34.520 You can't ask

00:14:34.540 You can't ask

00:14:35.380 You can't ask

00:14:36.260 Get it

00:14:37.880 Bow

00:14:38.620 Bow

00:14:39.180 Bow

00:14:39.500 Bow

00:14:39.900 Bow

00:14:39.960 Bow

00:14:41.960 Every

00:14:42.480 Out shot

00:14:43.220 Because

00:14:43.520 Everything

00:14:44.320 Got

00:14:44.940 Bow

00:14:46.960 Bow

00:14:47.520 Bow

00:14:47.960 Bow

00:14:48.520 Bow

00:14:49.520 Bow

00:14:50.020 Bow

00:14:50.520 Bow

00:14:51.520 Bow

00:14:52.520 Bow

00:14:52.580 Bow

00:14:53.520 Bow

00:14:54.520 Bow

00:14:55.520 Bow

00:14:55.880 Row

00:14:56.440 Bow

00:14:56.680 Bow

00:14:57.580 Bow

00:14:58.640 Bow

00:14:59.280 Bow

00:14:59.900 Bow

00:15:01.440 Bow

00:15:02.160 Bow

00:15:10.520 Bow

00:15:10.540 Bow

00:15:13.100 Bow

00:15:13.900 I'm in fashion, I bet I still up it

00:15:15.460 Eat up, I see it

00:15:16.260 Back up with the beat on the public

00:15:19.540 Keep thumping

00:15:22.860 Eat up, baby, don't kill it on nothing

00:15:24.580 Nigga, stop putting names in your song

00:15:29.540 You alright? Something is wrong

00:15:31.200 They can't wait till they catch them or what?

00:15:34.680 Okay, let's get it low

00:15:36.080 If you can, bitch, I'm feeling like Melly

00:15:37.780 They get sad if you talk like I

00:15:39.440 They get sexy

00:15:40.340 Bitches get shy, they get heavy

00:15:42.020 Everybody sub to my YouTube channel

00:16:06.120 Sub to my YouTube channel

00:16:12.020 What song, what song, what song

00:16:19.640 You can't find it, bro

00:16:20.860 It's pinned in the fucking chat

00:16:22.560 It's pinned in the fucking chat

00:16:25.040 You've been subbed?

00:16:29.320 Try to log in on the phone app

00:16:31.100 For both channels

00:16:33.820 Okay, YouTube is still doing me

00:16:35.680 Like task support right now

00:16:37.020 What's that, what's that, what's that Cardi song?

00:16:44.540 That, uh, that, that unreleased Cardi song?

00:16:47.440 Um

00:16:47.800 Uh, I need more info

00:16:49.860 Uh, Che, you know what I'm talking about?

00:16:53.060 The one where you're like

00:16:54.080 Man, and the fact that this happened

00:16:56.620 Right when, when Hassanabi's getting cancelled

00:16:58.500 For raping and electrocuting his dog

00:17:00.320 It just makes this hit even more

00:17:01.440 That's what I'm talking about

00:17:04.460 I'm talking about

00:17:06.100 You know

00:17:06.420 Like I get back on YouTube

00:17:08.920 And Hassan

00:17:09.800 Rapes a dog

00:17:11.800 And it's just

00:17:12.560 Don't say the hard words

00:17:13.820 Oh, let's go 24 song

00:17:18.000 Yeah, I wanna play this one

00:17:18.760 I wanna play this one

00:17:19.340 I wanna smoke some weed right now

00:17:23.480 But I'm trying to get fucked up, bro

00:17:24.900 Hey chat, we're doing lean

00:17:26.200 We're slamming wannabies

00:17:27.540 I'm pulling up a four

00:17:28.900 Yo, call Cuff

00:17:29.820 Call Cuff, I'm doing a lean mukbang

00:17:32.180 Give me the

00:17:33.400 Activist

00:17:34.440 I need the Tussin

00:17:36.720 I'm pulling up an A

00:17:38.740 I'm taking a gambling deal

00:17:43.880 Nigga

00:17:44.380 Hola

00:17:53.800 That's what the fuck I'm talking about, bro

00:17:58.960 That's what the fuck I'm talking about

00:18:02.280 That's what the fuck I'm talking about, man

00:18:15.440 I can't believe we made this one

00:18:18.260 I can't believe we made this one

00:18:21.560 I can't believe we made it this one

00:18:25.420 I can't believe we made it this one

00:18:28.980 I can't believe we made it this one

00:18:31.880 I can't believe we made it this one

00:18:32.260 I can't believe we made it this one

00:18:34.020 I can't believe it made it this one

00:18:35.780 Hey

00:18:36.480 Hey

00:18:39.060 I can't believe I made it this one

00:18:40.080 I can't believe I made it this one

00:18:41.400 I can't believe we made it this one

00:18:42.840 I'm just trying to take off this, take off this

00:18:49.860 I've been on 20, 20 lines

00:18:52.980 Too much return, 20 lines

00:18:56.480 We run that train, 20 lines, 20 lines

00:18:59.800 We riding rock calls right through here

00:19:03.080 We riding rock calls right through here

00:19:06.460 She fucking cracking on her car

00:19:09.360 God is great bro, God is great

00:19:29.920 Alhamdulillah

00:19:39.360 Thank you guys, thank you bro

00:19:54.680 Project X was successful

00:20:08.380 Project X was successful

00:20:10.560 Mission accomplished

00:20:12.420 Mission accomplished

00:20:15.240 Shout out to Steezy

00:20:17.560 He was there for the last video

00:20:20.100 And he's here when I get back

00:20:21.280 That's not a fucking coincidence

00:20:22.680 Everybody on Love Speech

00:20:25.020 Sticking through this bro

00:20:27.720 A party, a rumble

00:20:29.660 Before rumble was good

00:20:32.160 Man, look at the

00:20:53.700 Look at party chat

00:20:55.160 Look at party chat bro

00:20:57.340 Anybody remember what it was like

00:21:00.420 Streaming on YouTube

00:21:01.220 That YouTube chat speed

00:21:02.460 You remember that

00:21:05.060 Look bro

00:21:07.340 Get on band on Twitch

00:21:17.360 And Instagram man

00:21:20.700 So I already got

00:21:22.320 In the three years

00:21:23.180 I got Twitter back

00:21:24.020 YouTube back now

00:21:25.980 I need Instagram

00:21:29.060 And Twitch back

00:21:30.640 And Snapchat

00:21:31.660 Well Snapchat's not really

00:21:33.440 Matrix attack

00:21:34.200 That's just Sarah Safari

00:21:35.220 But

00:21:36.340 Well it's Snapchat

00:21:37.960 But you know

00:21:38.740 I'm joking

00:21:39.120 I'm gonna try to log in again

00:21:40.940 See if this shit works

00:21:41.860 It's still not working

00:21:42.680 But yeah

00:21:44.620 Go sub up to my

00:21:45.420 To my channel man

00:21:46.400 Go follow me on YouTube

00:21:49.100 Ah man

00:21:52.620 Like I would have been able to

00:21:54.240 Make a new channel

00:21:55.360 And start over again

00:21:56.280 They give it a sub Momo

00:21:57.120 That would have been cool

00:21:58.000 Someone in the

00:22:00.840 Bro someone in party chat

00:22:01.880 Just said

00:22:02.200 And nigga got his hairline back

00:22:03.540 What the fuck

00:22:04.200 Gets sturdy for old times

00:22:08.980 It feels like 2022 again

00:22:13.520 I feel like I'm listening to go

00:22:17.980 In 2022

00:22:18.780 I'm ready to

00:22:20.020 I'm ready to play some

00:22:22.380 Unk music

00:22:22.860 I'm playing Pop Smoke

00:22:23.780 Or something

00:22:24.200 I need some

00:22:25.020 I need some music

00:22:25.840 Recommendation right now

00:22:26.700 This is one of the times

00:22:27.440 Like he's gotta

00:22:28.100 We have

00:22:30.700 Do we have to do shit today

00:22:31.520 What are we supposed to do

00:22:32.260 Comic Con

00:22:34.120 Oh Comic Con

00:22:35.120 Yeah yeah

00:22:36.480 All that can

00:22:37.120 All that can

00:22:38.120 Would have been better

00:22:41.520 If you made a new channel

00:22:42.620 And started fresh

00:22:43.080 Hell no bro

00:22:44.460 Should I ban you

00:22:45.300 Just for saying that

00:22:45.900 Dumbass shit

00:22:46.580 Should I ban you

00:22:47.720 Just for saying that

00:22:48.480 Bucky

00:22:50.020 Can you call her

00:22:51.440 On the balcony

00:22:52.420 Who

00:22:52.840 I was just texting her now

00:22:55.040 Why is she

00:22:55.600 I already called her

00:22:56.500 To talk about everything

00:22:57.700 I just sent her your

00:22:59.000 I don't know if she knows

00:22:59.520 I'm live

00:22:59.880 But she says she doesn't

00:23:01.140 Want to be on stream

00:23:02.060 So I'm not gonna

00:23:02.440 She just said congratulations

00:23:03.560 Did I say her name right

00:23:05.820 No I didn't

00:23:06.540 I don't

00:23:06.840 Yeah it'll be public

00:23:07.520 I said get back

00:23:11.660 For a little Sinat

00:23:12.620 All I gotta say is

00:23:23.500 All I wanna say is

00:23:25.260 I know you guys

00:23:26.640 Don't like

00:23:27.160 Farming the clip right now

00:23:30.040 All I got to say is

00:23:33.200 I know you guys

00:23:34.300 Don't like this

00:23:35.340 Alhamdulillah

00:23:36.640 Alhamdulillah

00:23:38.380 Tomorrow night

00:23:39.320 I smash your boys

00:23:40.760 Alhamdulillah

00:23:42.440 God give me everything

00:23:44.540 Alhamdulillah

00:23:45.960 Tomorrow night

00:23:48.700 I smash your boy

00:23:50.060 Alhamdulillah

00:23:56.780 Thank God for everything

00:23:59.640 God give me everything

00:24:00.460 Nick Fuentes

00:24:04.340 My nigga

00:24:06.680 Second grab

00:24:07.800 My nigga

00:24:08.240 I slap him

00:24:20.680 He has to

00:24:20.860 I'll never text

00:24:21.380 I never text

00:24:21.420 If you don't

00:24:22.200 You don't

00:24:23.180 Only

00:24:23.700 If you don't

00:24:23.960 See

00:24:24.420 Like me

00:24:24.920 Can

00:24:25.500 Give me

00:24:25.660 A

00:24:26.360 She like the way that I dance

00:24:29.060 She like the way that I move

00:24:30.740 She like the way that I rock

00:24:32.400 She like the way that I move

00:24:34.100 And she let it clap for a nigga

00:24:35.720 She let it clap for a nigga

00:24:37.400 And she throw it back for a nigga

00:24:39.120 Man

00:24:39.740 I gotta talk my shit real quick, man

00:24:48.260 Everybody hated on me

00:24:51.040 You could suck my whole dick

00:24:53.280 Yo, take my dick out your mouth

00:24:55.760 Take my dick out your mouth

00:24:57.780 All you know who you are, too

00:24:59.860 Sucking my dick the past three years

00:25:02.420 Saying my career was over

00:25:04.760 I fell off

00:25:05.760 I'm a bad person

00:25:07.160 Hate speech

00:25:08.080 I need to be canceled

00:25:09.720 Take my whole dick out your mouth

00:25:12.480 Pussy boy

00:25:13.720 All of you

00:25:15.000 Fuck you

00:25:16.620 Fuck you

00:25:17.960 And I mean that

00:25:19.020 Sincerely

00:25:20.380 Fuck you

00:25:21.600 The drama

00:25:24.980 People suing me

00:25:26.320 I'm on TV talking like it's just you and me

00:25:29.360 I'm just saying how I feel, man

00:25:32.300 I ain't

00:25:32.780 I ain't one of the Cosby's

00:25:33.900 I ain't go to Hill, man

00:25:35.380 I guess the money's in a chance

00:25:37.600 I'm taking down

00:25:38.460 Everybody who's gonna switch now

00:25:40.340 Oh, wait, hold on, hold on

00:25:41.400 Was you saying something?!

00:25:54.460 You can't tell me nothing!

00:25:54.660 Was you saying something?

00:25:56.940 You can't tell me nothing.

00:26:00.220 You can't tell me nothing.

00:26:02.760 Uh-uh, you can't tell me nothing.

00:26:06.320 Let up the suicide doors.

00:26:08.380 This is my life.

00:26:09.540 Homie, you decide yours.

00:26:11.800 I know that Jesus died for us.

00:26:14.720 But I couldn't tell you who the side was.

00:26:16.980 So I paralleled, double-blocked that motherfuckin' sideways.

00:26:20.780 Old folks talking about back in my day.

00:26:24.660 But homie, this is my day.

00:26:26.340 Class started two hours ago.

00:26:28.300 Oh, and my lady.

00:26:29.820 You know we're already graduated.

00:26:31.920 And you can do anything if Sneeko made it.

00:26:35.680 They say I'm talking with so much emphasis.

00:26:39.600 Ooh, they so sensitive.

00:26:42.720 I want you guys to all remember this right now.

00:26:44.800 Everybody who's in this stream right now.

00:26:47.220 If you're gonna remember this moment, say me right now.

00:26:49.460 I need everybody to lock in real quick.

00:26:52.320 I need everybody to lock in real quick.

00:26:54.660 Me.

00:26:57.760 So, if it's not you, then whatever.

00:27:00.360 Fuck you.

00:27:01.400 Everyone's saying me right now.

00:27:03.380 This is a specific, pivotal moment.

00:27:08.340 A lot of people are gonna switch up.

00:27:10.720 A lot of people are gonna switch up.

00:27:13.100 I want everybody to remember

00:27:14.220 who was real and who was fake.

00:27:16.420 Who was with me when I had nothing.

00:27:20.300 When they had nothing to gain being around me.

00:27:22.840 When it was profitable to shit on me.

00:27:24.800 When it was profitable to use my name for clicks.

00:27:29.640 To hate.

00:27:31.140 Let's see who changes up and who doesn't.

00:27:36.360 Already we've kind of seen some people turn.

00:27:38.180 Already.

00:27:38.640 I saw some of them.

00:27:40.900 But this is one of those moments, man.

00:27:42.320 Because one thing I've learned over the past three years.

00:27:44.860 And it's been stated before.

00:27:46.560 But they love you when you're up and they hate you when you're down.

00:27:49.620 Oh, I saw it.

00:27:54.080 I saw it better than anybody.

00:27:56.860 I saw it better than anybody.

00:27:59.580 Opportunistic people.

00:28:01.440 The fakes.

00:28:02.200 The snakes.

00:28:05.180 Your phone starts blowing up when you're doing well.

00:28:06.980 When you're down bad.

00:28:08.700 You really find out who your real friends are.

00:28:12.160 So, when everybody starts turning.

00:28:15.340 You saw Moist Critical specifically.

00:28:16.780 I want to call him.

00:28:17.380 I want to call his bitch ass out.

00:28:18.760 I like Moist.

00:28:19.620 Than I am.

00:28:20.200 But.

00:28:22.360 As an opponent, in some sense.

00:28:26.100 Look at him change his mind about Israel.

00:28:29.080 I told him on the debate last year.

00:28:30.560 I said.

00:28:32.080 The Zionists have an overwhelming control in America.

00:28:35.220 All over the world.

00:28:36.320 The media.

00:28:37.060 They brag about it openly.

00:28:38.020 He said, I don't think there's some secret cabal.

00:28:39.840 A year later, he says my talking points.

00:28:42.320 Word for word.

00:28:43.400 Word for word.

00:28:48.100 And he didn't even upload the debate.

00:28:49.620 That debate was uploaded on Rumble.

00:28:51.800 He had the advantage.

00:28:53.420 He had the home field advantage.

00:28:55.780 They use it for himself.

00:28:57.740 He owes me an apology.

00:29:02.420 You owe me an apology.

00:29:03.960 You got to obey.

00:29:04.720 I'm sorry.

00:29:05.720 You were right.

00:29:07.480 You were right.

00:29:08.040 I stopped starting new beefs.

00:29:20.020 True.

00:29:20.960 Maybe.

00:29:21.320 You know what?

00:29:21.860 You're right.

00:29:22.360 Maybe we could doubt a lot of them.

00:29:23.700 You say I stopped starting new beefs.

00:29:24.780 But so many of these people.

00:29:25.820 Like.

00:29:26.780 From my perspective.

00:29:27.900 Look what they did when I.

00:29:29.200 When I.

00:29:29.560 Had nothing.

00:29:32.060 Look how they took advantage of that.

00:29:34.740 You know.

00:29:35.340 It's not something that you could just like.

00:29:37.160 Forget about.

00:29:38.080 You know.

00:29:39.020 Obviously like.

00:29:39.660 You want to be the bigger person.

00:29:40.800 But from my perspective.

00:29:42.560 For those who don't know.

00:29:44.880 It's not just being allowed on YouTube.

00:29:46.780 The YouTube channel.

00:29:47.500 That's pinned in chat right now.

00:29:48.540 YouTube.com.

00:29:49.400 Slash.

00:29:49.900 The Sneaker with a zero.

00:29:51.440 The reason I was a zero.

00:29:52.540 It was my gamer tag.

00:29:53.360 From Call of Duty Black Ops 2.

00:29:54.900 On the Wii U.

00:29:57.060 I opened that channel up in 2013.

00:30:01.100 2013.

00:30:02.300 That channel.

00:30:04.180 Let me show you.

00:30:06.520 I don't think a lot of people.

00:30:07.660 Really know that.

00:30:09.000 And now I can just.

00:30:09.700 I can just sort.

00:30:12.700 I can just sort through it.

00:30:14.800 Go to oldest.

00:30:17.580 12 years ago.

00:30:18.680 On this same channel.

00:30:21.120 You understand.

00:30:24.040 I made this on iMovie.

00:30:32.380 Hey.

00:30:32.880 What is going on guys?

00:30:34.040 I am Sneeko.

00:30:35.660 Or the Sneeko.

00:30:36.580 The only one.

00:30:38.360 And this is my first Black Ops 2 commentary.

00:30:41.700 My Elgato game capture was delayed.

00:30:44.080 And it's not going to come for a while.

00:30:46.220 So I.

00:30:48.120 I.

00:30:49.440 Talked to Iconboy.

00:30:51.000 If you don't know him.

00:30:51.800 He uploads Black Ops 2 on the Wii U.

00:30:53.700 I.

00:30:54.680 Talked to him on Twitter.

00:30:56.220 And he sent me this gameplay.

00:30:58.440 And.

00:30:59.260 Props to you.

00:30:59.880 Iconboy.

00:31:00.340 Thanks a lot.

00:31:01.600 And.

00:31:02.820 Yes.

00:31:03.120 Let's get into it.

00:31:03.860 As I said.

00:31:06.340 This is my first Black Ops 2 commentary.

00:31:08.880 And.

00:31:09.540 I will upload on the Wii U.

00:31:11.880 This is the console that I plan to upload on the most.

00:31:15.400 But.

00:31:16.860 It depends.

00:31:17.420 I might buy.

00:31:18.300 One of the new ones that are coming out.

00:31:21.020 But if the next Xbox is going to be always online.

00:31:23.900 Then.

00:31:24.320 I'm going to stay far away from that.

00:31:26.240 But I don't know.

00:31:26.680 I might buy the PS4.

00:31:27.940 Or just get a new PC.

00:31:30.480 Or something.

00:31:30.900 I don't know if I'm going to be able to upload on it.

00:31:32.900 So.

00:31:33.340 In the gameplay.

00:31:34.380 Iconboy is using the hammer.

00:31:36.040 Which is now.

00:31:36.560 Light machine gun.

00:31:37.660 Using the EOTech site.

00:31:41.000 It's my whole life.

00:31:42.360 My whole life was.

00:31:43.420 My whole life's work was dedicated to this channel.

00:31:45.160 This one's actually.

00:32:03.420 Yeah.

00:32:03.780 This one's 12 years ago.

00:32:04.600 October 5th, 2013.

00:32:07.260 What is going on guys?

00:32:08.300 I'm Seiko.

00:32:09.060 And welcome back to another video.

00:32:10.320 Today is my first face cam ever.

00:32:12.280 I did my face review a few days ago.

00:32:14.980 And I'm going to do some.

00:32:15.800 Probably one or two games.

00:32:16.940 Depending on.

00:32:18.600 If I get in or not.

00:32:19.640 If I get into a game.

00:32:21.200 And we'll see how it goes.

00:32:22.240 And I'm going to be talking about.

00:32:23.740 Some series in my life comes around.

00:32:25.260 I hope to.

00:32:25.820 So my point is.

00:32:27.200 I heard people saying.

00:32:27.940 Be the bigger person.

00:32:28.960 You know.

00:32:29.220 All this stuff.

00:32:29.680 Like you're right.

00:32:30.220 That's the right answer.

00:32:31.920 But how.

00:32:32.560 It's difficult as a human.

00:32:34.200 To not be.

00:32:35.820 Vindictive after all this.

00:32:38.720 It's not just being allowed on YouTube.

00:32:40.160 It was.

00:32:40.840 It's like.

00:32:41.440 It's bigger than that.

00:32:42.820 You know.

00:32:43.920 This channel was like.

00:32:44.960 Everything.

00:32:45.760 That I spent half my life.

00:32:47.400 Dedicating towards.

00:32:49.400 And then.

00:32:50.180 For that to be stripped away.

00:32:51.460 Unfairly.

00:32:51.980 And then YouTube to admit that.

00:32:54.300 And then seeing like.

00:32:55.380 People.

00:32:56.080 You know.

00:32:56.300 Fellow creators.

00:32:59.700 See.

00:33:00.240 The way fellow creators.

00:33:01.240 Would talk about that.

00:33:02.220 That's like.

00:33:02.720 You understand.

00:33:04.880 That's the type of.

00:33:05.800 The stuff that.

00:33:07.620 Makes you go.

00:33:09.220 It makes you angry.

00:33:10.620 But.

00:33:11.900 Maybe it is time to move on.

00:33:13.980 I do have to shout out like.

00:33:15.200 The.

00:33:15.400 Yeah.

00:33:15.600 I mean.

00:33:15.980 Obviously.

00:33:16.340 The shout out.

00:33:16.660 The people that were there.

00:33:18.240 The supportive people.

00:33:20.800 I'll get to that.

00:33:22.200 If I don't get sidetracked.

00:33:23.440 Or anything like that.

00:33:24.560 So.

00:33:24.940 It's going to be.

00:33:25.520 A good live concert.

00:33:26.320 Hope you stick around.

00:33:27.200 And.

00:33:27.940 Here you go.

00:33:28.320 Oh.

00:33:28.500 Hi Jack.

00:33:28.900 Even better.

00:33:30.280 So.

00:33:30.740 Let me mute all these people.

00:33:31.800 Because I know.

00:33:32.120 There's just going to be some squeakers.

00:33:33.200 That I'm going to piss the fuck out.

00:33:34.880 Look at.

00:33:35.340 Bro.

00:33:35.540 Look at my.

00:33:36.040 My gamer tag.

00:33:37.900 YouTube.

00:33:39.380 The Sneak Elk.

00:33:40.200 The Same Gamer Tag.

00:33:43.020 Stylized.

00:33:43.500 Capitalized.

00:33:43.900 The Same Way.

00:33:44.760 I was advertising my YouTube.

00:33:46.660 To people in the Call of Duty lobby.

00:33:48.740 Because I wanted to get more subs.

00:33:50.160 I'm like.

00:33:50.460 Okay.

00:33:50.680 I'll take every opportunity I have.

00:33:53.440 Now people know I'm a YouTuber.

00:33:55.480 The 12 people.

00:33:57.900 The 12 people in this game.

00:34:00.560 They know that I'm a YouTuber now.

00:34:01.920 Maybe one of them will sub.

00:34:14.180 I don't think it's comparable to the other people that were banned.

00:34:16.860 I don't think it's.

00:34:19.020 Not only for the fact that YouTube admitted that they were wrong.

00:34:23.480 That it was.

00:34:24.200 You know.

00:34:24.580 Political pressure from the Biden administration to ban COVID and election misinformation.

00:34:29.300 I didn't do this to be political or anything.

00:34:39.240 I did this because it was.

00:34:40.200 It was me.

00:34:42.640 You know.

00:34:43.140 This channel is how I.

00:34:45.360 I grew up here.

00:34:47.580 I literally like grew up in front of people's faces.

00:34:51.080 That's where I learned how to talk.

00:34:53.240 You know.

00:34:54.300 Discovered my personality.

00:34:56.420 What's going on guys.

00:34:57.340 I'm Nesiko.

00:34:58.060 And welcome back to the video.

00:34:59.200 Today.

00:34:59.960 I have a video log.

00:35:01.040 And you can tell the quality is probably a lot better than before.

00:35:03.700 I got a Logitech C920 for Cyber Monday.

00:35:06.560 It was on sale.

00:35:06.980 It was like $50.

00:35:07.700 And it's really good quality.

00:35:08.560 I'm really happy with what it can do so far.

00:35:10.680 So basically what is going to happen is that.

00:35:12.320 I can have a lot more vlogs.

00:35:13.620 I can have a lot more live commentaries.

00:35:15.220 I can live stream now.

00:35:16.380 A lot better.

00:35:16.940 With better quality on YouTube.

00:35:18.220 I really utilize all the YouTube options.

00:35:20.000 And as well I'm about to hit 1,500 subscribers.

00:35:22.820 So I'm going to have a video of my gaming setup.

00:35:24.800 My editing station.

00:35:25.960 My recording station.

00:35:26.820 Everything all together in one video.

00:35:28.100 So thanks for that.

00:35:28.860 I wouldn't be able to do this without you guys.

00:35:30.420 To get equipment like this.

00:35:31.380 And really have a more professional setup.

00:35:33.240 I really like this webcam.

00:35:34.260 It's a great idea.

00:35:34.980 I'm glad I bought it.

00:35:35.980 I'm really happy with it.

00:35:36.820 And with it I'm probably going to have more live streams.

00:35:38.700 Like I said.

00:35:39.180 I'm going to be able to do that.

00:35:40.520 Probably not now.

00:35:41.440 We're still fixing stuff on the computer.

00:35:43.140 That I plan to do it with.

00:35:44.440 So that's going to be later on.

00:35:45.640 But I just look forward to that.

00:35:47.200 And lastly.

00:35:47.960 Just let me know what you think of this camera.

00:35:49.740 Because I want to know if you like the quality or anything.

00:35:51.720 If I need to improve anything.

00:35:52.800 Do you like the quality?

00:35:53.660 Yes or no?

00:35:54.320 Send me in the comments.

00:35:55.260 So now my video quality can really step up.

00:35:57.180 And I can put out great videos.

00:35:58.560 But I didn't know how to scale it up.

00:36:00.060 It's in 480p with the wrong aspect ratio.

00:36:02.240 I didn't know how to go to 1080p.

00:36:03.540 Let's Plays.

00:36:04.100 Better Let's Plays than live commentaries especially.

00:36:07.320 It can be a lot better with this webcam.

00:36:08.860 So that's pretty much shit.

00:36:10.000 Thanks for watching.

00:36:10.860 I know it was a short video.

00:36:11.660 I just wanted to show you my new webcam and show it out.

00:36:13.880 Thanks for watching.

00:36:14.980 You look great.

00:36:22.800 Bro, I thought this was gone forever.

00:36:28.340 I mean, obviously I had a backup for it.

00:36:30.200 But it's like the fact that it exists here with the comments.

00:36:37.320 Can I log in yet?

00:36:38.240 Let me see.

00:36:41.640 No, not yet.

00:36:42.360 Can't log in yet.

00:36:43.060 Look at these shit thumbnails.

00:36:56.960 These thumbnails are...

00:36:57.960 That's one thing I didn't...

00:36:59.740 Wasn't able to save on my website backup.

00:37:02.880 Were these thumbnails.

00:37:03.940 These are so...

00:37:05.080 Look at this.

00:37:05.980 Look at this thumbnail.

00:37:07.200 Black Ops 2 Wii U Live.

00:37:11.100 Weird noises.

00:37:13.120 What is this video?

00:37:15.840 Is it...

00:37:16.440 It's a fucking intro.

00:37:17.600 Sucks, dude.

00:37:18.220 This is a bad idea.

00:37:20.320 Call it.

00:37:21.200 Why don't we even do it?

00:37:22.200 I know that I'm going to die.

00:37:23.300 Yet I do it.

00:37:24.000 This is...

00:37:25.200 Awesome.

00:37:25.780 I'm going to be...

00:37:26.060 I'm going to nade it.

00:37:27.360 Sharknado.

00:37:29.120 What am I saying right now?

00:37:30.860 Oh, no one?

00:37:32.840 Oh, he did.

00:37:33.660 Oh, shit.

00:37:33.980 Nipples in the butt.

00:37:40.840 I don't even want to watch the new stuff right now.

00:37:42.420 I'm just trying to go through the real old...

00:37:45.560 Really old videos.

00:38:03.980 There's a YouTube glitch here.

00:38:28.840 There's one video I really want to watch.

00:38:30.620 Bob, I haven't been reading chat.

00:38:31.580 You guys still here?

00:38:32.080 I don't know.

00:38:33.980 You can't find it?

00:38:39.840 Bro, someone...

00:38:41.120 Mods.

00:38:41.940 Pin it in the party chat.

00:38:43.360 Pin the link there.

00:38:48.000 Sneak on.

00:38:48.520 I'm an athletic Muslim with social and anxiety.

00:38:50.560 Can I...

00:38:50.880 Okay.

00:38:51.060 No, I know what video I want to watch right now.

00:39:03.240 This video.

00:39:04.400 Damn, it's got 57 million views.

00:39:06.460 One of my favorites right here.

00:39:07.580 80% of you over 19 years of age haven't accomplished the dreams you had as a kid.

00:39:13.860 That's a...

00:39:14.420 That's a...

00:39:14.980 That's a...

00:39:15.480 That's a...

00:39:16.480 That's a...

00:39:16.980 That's a...

00:39:17.160 That's a...

00:39:17.560 That's a...

00:39:18.160 That's a...

00:39:19.560 That's a...

00:39:20.160 That's a...

00:39:20.600 That's a...

00:39:21.260 That's a statistic I made up and it sounds pretty reasonable.

00:39:25.360 When I say kid, I mean as a teenager or young adult.

00:39:27.800 I can't say that.

00:39:28.580 I'm not white.

00:39:29.080 I used to want to be a professional soccer player, but every 10-year-old wants to be a

00:39:31.900 pro at whatever shitty sport their parents made them play.

00:39:33.940 When I was 11, I wanted to be a doctor because that's what my Filipino grandparents said I

00:39:37.020 wanted to be.

00:39:37.580 One of the very few stereotypes they actually have.

00:39:40.000 But now as a 15-year-old, my dream job is to be a comedian.

00:39:42.320 I know it's not realistic and I know it's probably not going to happen, but that's why

00:39:45.160 I call it a dream job.

00:39:46.300 But that's just what I tell people.

00:39:47.400 I actually think I could become a comedian if I really tried.

00:39:49.940 It has nothing to do with that follow your dreams Disney bullshit.

00:39:52.240 I really believe that if you're motivated to do something that you're good at, you

00:39:55.320 can do it.

00:39:55.800 Being a comedian isn't just standing in front of a brick wall and telling jokes.

00:39:58.720 It's also what I do now.

00:39:59.720 This is comedy.

00:40:00.480 Admittedly a strange form of it.

00:40:01.880 But if you look at it, I'm entertaining thousands of people through comedy every day.

00:40:05.060 I'm a comedian right now and if it were a job, it'd be incredible.

00:40:07.620 It's depressing to think how few people actually end up doing what they love doing.

00:40:10.860 If you look at the most successful humans of all time, they were all ambitious and visionary.

00:40:14.560 Most teenagers are like this.

00:40:15.840 We have our entire futures ahead of us.

00:40:17.560 And at this moment in our lives, our adult life is approaching.

00:40:19.900 So far, our entire lives have been devoted to learning what it takes to become a successful

00:40:23.580 adult.

00:40:24.080 And as a teenager, this is finally right around the corner.

00:40:26.460 We don't have anything holding us back.

00:40:27.680 We don't have anything holding us back.

00:40:28.980 Kids, rent, taxes, any actual responsibilities.

00:40:31.620 If we put our mind to it, we can become whatever we want in five years.

00:40:34.740 But like I said, 80% of us won't.

00:40:36.340 That's how life works.

00:40:37.460 People throw the term selling out a lot.

00:40:39.220 And I believe that if you accept a dead-end fucking job to pay your bills, you're selling

00:40:42.460 out.

00:40:42.700 It's not like you can accomplish your dreams later on in life.

00:40:45.280 This is something you can't procrastinate.

00:40:46.800 You actually have to do it.

00:40:48.140 Those conversations you have when you're 40 about what could have been, should have

00:40:51.700 been.

00:40:52.100 You only live once.

00:40:52.880 And no matter what rap lyrics will tell you, that doesn't mean getting hammered out of

00:40:55.680 your mind every Friday.

00:40:56.800 Do you want to finish your life with regret?

00:40:58.260 Then just get off your ass and fucking do something.

00:41:00.160 Getting this far on YouTube was a treatment.

00:41:01.580 I fucking did it.

00:41:02.300 What have you done?

00:41:02.900 This isn't a rhetorical question.

00:41:04.220 What have you done with your life?

00:41:05.240 For some of you, you're proud of your answer.

00:41:06.940 But for most, you're ashamed.

00:41:08.260 This isn't an insult in any way.

00:41:09.580 For once, I'm trying not to offend anyone.

00:41:11.500 Teenagers think they're invincible.

00:41:12.740 People depressed in their 30s look back to their glory years in high school.

00:41:15.160 People depressed in their 30s look back to their glory years in high school.

00:41:17.860 That's because nothing held you back when you were 15.

00:41:20.120 There's literally nothing else in life I'd hate more than having a dead-end fucking job.

00:41:23.720 Seeing people on TV making something out of their lives while I'm filing reports for

00:41:27.180 a corporation I despise would kill me.

00:41:29.160 I had an interview at a school last week, and the interviewer told my dad that she thought

00:41:32.280 I was visionary.

00:41:33.040 She said I had the potential to be the next Steve Jobs.

00:41:35.460 She told my dad not to tell me this, but he did it anyway.

00:41:37.920 And compliments like that shouldn't get to my head, but it sure as hell did.

00:41:40.540 Call me Eric and all you want.

00:41:41.760 Call me a cocky prick.

00:41:42.800 But I'm just confident.

00:41:43.560 Did this make you offended?

00:41:44.680 Good.

00:41:45.180 That's the first step to doing something with your life.

00:41:47.860 Just Nico.

00:41:48.860 They say they're eating you and Fritos.

00:41:50.380 You and YouTube Fritos.

00:41:51.840 Now we going to beast mode.

00:41:53.440 He's so arrogant.

00:41:54.760 And so apparent.

00:41:55.780 It's nerve-wracking.

00:41:56.520 Got these uppercomers all scared of shit.

00:41:58.640 Nerves and stressin' out.

00:41:59.700 And they gotta work.

00:42:00.460 Gotta put a lot more effort in.

00:42:02.200 My videos.

00:42:03.020 This guy's a jerk.

00:42:03.860 Now you got one or two options.

00:42:05.640 You can either get better or get drop-kicked.

00:42:07.720 This boy's hot shit.

00:42:09.020 They say he cocky, but he's confident.

00:42:10.740 He put his feelings out there.

00:42:12.200 Rockin' in his eyes.

00:42:13.060 Be your father for the lazy commentator.

00:42:15.060 Go ahead and say it.

00:42:16.020 I'm a hater.

00:42:17.280 Y'all continue to get down and 80.

00:42:19.640 Woo!

00:42:19.800 Yo, my bad.

00:42:22.760 I forgot to send people over to party, bro.

00:42:25.660 I'm running late.

00:42:27.020 Kid, come on over to party.

00:42:30.540 Come on over to party.

00:42:32.640 It's gonna be a big stream.

00:42:36.100 I'm way over.

00:42:36.760 Oh, yeah.

00:42:36.940 I'm over the time right now.

00:42:38.620 No.

00:42:39.020 No, just come over.

00:42:39.820 Just come over.

00:42:40.260 Bro, don't dick suck right now.

00:42:42.600 This is my...

00:42:43.580 Come on over to party.

00:42:45.840 Come on over to party.

00:42:47.100 Come on over to party.

SNEAKO - January 24, 2025

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