SNEAKO - January 24, 2025


IM BACK...

Topics
account recovery steps getting off your ass and fucking do something
Hosted by
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Mentioned
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Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 15 minutes

Words per minute

150.46

Word count

11,391

Sentence count

624

Harmful content

Misogyny

39

sentences flagged

Toxicity

230

sentences flagged

Hate speech

44

sentences flagged


Summary

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This is the episode you ve all been waiting for. It's the one you've all been dreading. This episode is all about YouTube's new streaming service, YouTube Prime Video. But it's not working right now, and we have no idea what's going on.

Transcript

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00:00:00 Your money now!
00:00:02 This is what Brooklyn sound like!
00:00:06 This is what New York City sound like! 0.99
00:00:11 Nigga! 1.00
00:00:13 Nigga! 1.00
00:00:15 Three! 1.00
00:00:17 Years!
00:00:21 Three! 1.00
00:00:23 Years! 0.99
00:00:25 Nigga! 1.00
00:00:30 Look at the fucking screen, Nigga! 1.00
00:00:35 Look at the fucking screen! 1.00
00:01:00 I can't log in yet. Let me try to log in. 0.99
00:01:09 This is what it says when I try to log in.
00:01:13 Don't let me log in.
00:01:15 But, I'm going to show everything that happened.
00:01:17 I'm just finding out. Just woke up. Just got the thing.
00:01:21 Let me break it down from the beginning.
00:01:23 Let me show you from the jump what happened.
00:01:26 Let me show you from the jump what happened.
00:01:27 I can't hit live. I can't log in.
00:01:29 I want to go live. I want to spark our YouTube, but I just...
00:01:33 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:01:35 It's crazy.
00:01:36 This is like the moment I've been waiting for.
00:01:39 This is everything I've been waiting for.
00:01:41 Okay, so YouTube posted this.
00:01:43 Today's the day we're launching our pilot program to give some blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, yappity, yappity, yapp.
00:01:48 Right here it said, new channel.
00:01:51 Keep that in mind, new channel. 0.99
00:01:52 I'm like, fuck, I want to start a new channel. I want my channel back. 0.99
00:01:55 I said, you owe me my money and my channel back. 1.00
00:01:57 I said, give me my shit back in blood. 1.00
00:01:59 Give me my shit. 1.00
00:02:00 Give me my shit. 1.00
00:02:02 Team YouTube actually responded to the DM saying, we've DM'd you more info. 1.00
00:02:09 Bet! 0.53
00:02:10 I didn't think that was going to work.
00:02:11 That was a Hail Mary attempt.
00:02:13 They DM'd me.
00:02:15 I screenshotted it and posted it on my alt just now.
00:02:19 Hey, saw your reply to our post about the new pilot.
00:02:23 You should have been able to see the option to appeal in studio.
00:02:26 I didn't.
00:02:27 That's fine.
00:02:28 At least they reached out.
00:02:29 This should be fixed now.
00:02:30 Can you refresh and let us know if you see it?
00:02:31 Okay, trying now.
00:02:32 Still not working.
00:02:33 Same message.
00:02:34 Can I have my original channels back?
00:02:36 Another Hail Mary!
00:02:38 Woo! 0.99
00:02:39 Hail Mary attempt.
00:02:40 Because they specified it wasn't like that.
00:02:43 Who's calling me?
00:02:46 Give me a second.
00:02:47 Everybody call me.
00:02:48 I said, can you share the channel URLs that you're looking for?
00:02:52 I said, I dropped the Addy.
00:02:55 Do you happen to have a full channel URL for the second one?
00:02:58 Yes.
00:02:59 Even my second.
00:03:00 Is my second channel up?
00:03:02 The channel has no content.
00:03:04 Oh, the shorts are still up.
00:03:07 But there's my second channel.
00:03:09 My streaming channel.
00:03:10 My streaming channel!
00:03:12 My streaming channel's back.
00:03:17 It's back.
00:03:18 Can I log in?
00:03:20 Let me try to log in on this one.
00:03:22 I deleted all the content.
00:03:24 There's no content on here because I didn't.
00:03:26 Three years ago when all the strikes are coming, I'm like, let me delete everything so I can't get banned.
00:03:31 And they still got me anyway.
00:03:32 We still need to get Sneeko lit back.
00:03:35 Do you have Moose's number?
00:03:37 Yeah, I do.
00:03:38 Can you text him?
00:03:39 Let's try to get Sneeko lit back.
00:03:40 If you could send me the URL.
00:03:41 Let's get Sneeko lit back.
00:03:43 Imagine you forgot the passwords.
00:03:45 Bro, come on.
00:03:46 Come on.
00:03:50 So I just want to be able to log in.
00:03:53 I should read you the rest of the DMs.
00:03:57 This is happening now.
00:03:59 Like I'm still...
00:04:00 Perfect.
00:04:01 Thank you.
00:04:02 Working on the log in situation.
00:04:03 Thank you.
00:04:04 They said, of course.
00:04:05 Neil Mahan, you're my guy, man.
00:04:06 I love Indians.
00:04:07 I love Indians. 1.00
00:04:08 I smell like shit, bro. 1.00
00:04:09 I'm sweating. 1.00
00:04:10 Any chance you tried account recovery steps?
00:04:11 I did, right?
00:04:12 Didn't I try that with...
00:04:13 What's her name?
00:04:14 We can't say her name in the live?
00:04:15 I think so.
00:04:16 Yeah, we tried those.
00:04:17 Copy, paste.
00:04:18 I did, right?
00:04:19 Didn't I try that with...
00:04:20 What's her name?
00:04:21 We can't say her name in the live?
00:04:22 I think so.
00:04:23 Yeah, we tried those.
00:04:24 Copy, paste.
00:04:25 Copy, paste.
00:04:26 Yeah, we tried those.
00:04:28 I'm trying this right now.
00:04:30 Chat, I'm just doing...
00:04:31 Give me a sec.
00:04:32 Give me a sec.
00:04:33 Give me a sec.
00:04:34 Give me a sec.
00:04:35 Give me a sec.
00:04:36 Give me a sec.
00:04:37 Give me a sec.
00:04:38 Give me a sec.
00:04:39 Give me a sec.
00:04:40 Yeah!
00:04:41 Yeah!
00:04:42 Yeah!
00:04:43 Yeah!
00:04:44 It's logging on my phone.
00:04:46 Send me the code.
00:04:49 Send me the code.
00:04:50 I shouldn't be like showing this stuff on screen.
00:04:52 Yeah.
00:04:53 Click this.
00:04:54 Click this.
00:04:55 Stingo! 1.00
00:04:56 When you gonna come to kick? 0.90
00:05:00 Sorry. 0.58
00:05:01 Um, um, um, um.
00:05:03 Ah!
00:05:04 Cry for a clip.
00:05:05 I'm not going...
00:05:06 No, no, no, no, no.
00:05:07 Unless it says he can't get in, so he can't get the link.
00:05:10 Um...
00:05:11 You need the link, right?
00:05:12 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:13 Can you ask Bronson?
00:05:14 He might have...
00:05:15 Okay.
00:05:16 Get a code from the app.
00:05:17 I'm putting in my 2FA.
00:05:19 Should I call my mom and cry for the clip?
00:05:22 Let me log in.
00:05:23 Let me log in.
00:05:24 Let me log in. 1.00
00:05:25 But my shit is back! 1.00
00:05:26 It's back! 1.00
00:05:33 Someone said, is that baby Keem?
00:05:35 Me?
00:05:36 Um...
00:05:37 Um...
00:05:38 Um...
00:05:39 Um...
00:05:40 Um...
00:05:41 Um...
00:05:42 Um...
00:05:43 Um...
00:05:44 Um...
00:05:45 Um... 1.00
00:05:46 Damn, baby. 1.00
00:05:51 All I gotta say... 1.00
00:05:53 Hey, I gotta be honest, Shat.
00:05:55 Now that I'm back...
00:05:57 Re-signing season is soon.
00:05:59 Contract season is in like two months.
00:06:02 I don't know why I got a lot more leverage right now.
00:06:04 Ooh.
00:06:05 Ooh.
00:06:06 Oy vey.
00:06:08 Oy vey.
00:06:09 Price just went up.
00:06:10 The price just went up.
00:06:11 Ha! 0.89
00:06:12 Ha! 0.89
00:06:13 Ha! 0.89
00:06:14 Ha! 0.89
00:06:15 Ha! 0.89
00:06:16 Thought you owned party? 0.99
00:06:17 Nigga, yeah. 1.00
00:06:18 I got...
00:06:19 I got equity in party, but... 1.00
00:06:20 Shit, nigga. 1.00
00:06:21 I wanna get paid too, nigga. 1.00
00:06:22 Eh, nigga. 1.00
00:06:23 You know how... 0.90
00:06:24 Bro, should I just be honest about everything?
00:06:27 Bro, imagine getting a rumble contract and you have no leverage.
00:06:30 You have no sites.
00:06:31 You have nothing.
00:06:32 Getting a party...
00:06:33 Getting all these streaming contracts and websites.
00:06:34 You got no leverage at all.
00:06:35 Nigga, I got leverage now. 1.00
00:06:36 Fuck, nigga. 1.00
00:06:38 P.I.T. 1.00
00:06:40 P.I.T.
00:06:41 P.I.T.
00:06:42 P.I.T.
00:06:43 existe.
00:06:44 P.I.T.
00:06:45 The price went up?
00:06:46 Yes, sir.
00:06:47 Someone says not to...
00:06:48 Eh.
00:06:49 Someone says not to reveal private DM.
00:06:50 Who said that?
00:06:51 T.
00:06:52 Someone.
00:06:53 T.
00:06:54 Mo broader.
00:06:55 B.I.T. 1.00
00:06:56 Someone tell YouTube to not ban me for your bullshit at a reason. 1.00
00:06:57 FUCK WHAT IT IS! 1.00
00:06:58 TELL HIM THAT. 1.00
00:07:00 Oh, come on, let's see ya, let's see ya, can't leak DMs, bro, give me my money back, I got
00:07:10 my channel, give me my money back, give me my money, okay, I'm putting in this code,
00:07:18 give me a second, give me a second, give me a second, give me a second, give me a second,
00:07:30 hey, this what they were waiting for, you ready, is that, uh, uh, I used to break the times
00:07:43 like this to run like this, so I had to shine like that to shine like this, in the matter 0.87
00:07:48 of time I spent, I spent some locked up shit in the back of the, paint the wagon, because 0.99
00:07:53 I'm locked on this, see my dreams are full, gay man, some truth, it was time to marry the 1.00
00:07:58 I said yeah I do
00:08:00 If you want it you can't see it
00:08:02 With clear out view
00:08:03 Got sure she try and bless me like I said I chew 0.98
00:08:06 Like a nigga sneeze 1.00
00:08:07 Nigga please for the true squeeze 1.00
00:08:09 I'm getting cream
00:08:10 Never let them hoes get in between 1.00
00:08:12 The whoopie started
00:08:13 Little nigga but I'm lying 1.00
00:08:15 How did they love me when I was stuck in it 0.96
00:08:17 Listen to me
00:08:19 I'm gonna get in for gallows
00:08:20 Draw like I'm an artist
00:08:21 I'm crawling well straight to walking
00:08:23 Forrest in my garage is a foreign
00:08:25 I'm gonna find it 1.00
00:08:26 Fuck bro what the hell is going on 1.00
00:08:28 Hold up hold up 1.00
00:08:29 Let me not pre-cum
00:08:30 I think I'm able to sign it right now
00:08:31 Hold up hold up hold up 0.99
00:08:32 And this shit's lagging 1.00
00:08:33 It's pissing me off bro 1.00
00:08:34 Get this shit on my screen 1.00
00:08:35 Why are you bugging 1.00
00:08:36 Hold up
00:08:38 Sign in
00:08:39 Yeah
00:08:39 You wanna play the music 1.00
00:08:41 Fuck bro 1.00
00:08:44 Should be a second 1.00
00:08:47 I'm still getting this screen
00:08:51 I'm still getting this screen
00:08:53 Your channel won't be put back on YouTube this time
00:08:55 But it exists
00:08:56 Okay if anybody doesn't know
00:08:57 Go to youtube.com
00:08:58 Slash
00:09:02 Is us
00:09:03 Nico
00:09:03 With a zero
00:09:04 Yeah
00:09:05 I can't find you
00:09:08 You have to click the URL
00:09:09 Yo mods
00:09:09 Pin it in the chat right now
00:09:10 Pin it in the chat
00:09:10 Pin it in the chat
00:09:11 Pin it in the chat
00:09:12 Skills has pinned it
00:09:13 So if you click
00:09:15 Yeah
00:09:15 Look what I just clicked
00:09:16 From the
00:09:16 It's here
00:09:18 And look
00:09:19 Twins here 0.99
00:09:20 And look at my last post
00:09:22 My last community post
00:09:23 Bro it's like
00:09:26 The evidence
00:09:26 Three
00:09:27 Years
00:09:28 Bro
00:09:28 Misinformation
00:09:30 Strike and suspended
00:09:31 In Twitter
00:09:31 In two days
00:09:32 It's almost like
00:09:32 There's an active agenda
00:09:33 To silence me
00:09:34 Come and find me
00:09:35 Where I'm cancelled
00:09:36 141,000 followers
00:09:38 You find your channel
00:09:41 It's really back up
00:09:41 It's really there
00:09:42 This is
00:09:45 Yeah this was pre-Elon
00:09:46 When I was banned on X
00:09:47 Or Twitter
00:09:48 Back then
00:09:48 Go to
00:09:51 Studio.youtube
00:09:52 Open a new link
00:09:53 And
00:09:54 Yeah I know
00:09:54 So what day was it
00:09:55 This was three years
00:09:56 Okay
00:09:56 Open a what
00:09:57 Go to a new link
00:09:58 And do studio
00:10:00 No new link
00:10:03 New link
00:10:03 What
00:10:04 New link
00:10:05 Studio
00:10:06 Type in studio
00:10:07 Dot youtube
00:10:07 Dot
00:10:08 Don't
00:10:09 Don't
00:10:09 Don't
00:10:09 Do the
00:10:10 Just
00:10:11 Yeah
00:10:11 And I go
00:10:11 Just water bottles
00:10:12 Yeah same thing
00:10:16 Your channel won't be
00:10:17 I keep getting this
00:10:18 It's probably gonna fix
00:10:20 Momentarily
00:10:20 I think it's gonna fix
00:10:21 To be honest with you
00:10:22 I didn't wanna get my
00:10:25 Hopes up about this
00:10:25 But like this is
00:10:26 Chad at this point
00:10:27 Can I get my hopes up now
00:10:28 Can I get my hopes up now
00:10:31 Twitch on band you too 0.99
00:10:34 Suck me 1.00
00:10:34 Nah shut up 1.00
00:10:35 Shut up 1.00
00:10:35 Is that 0.99
00:10:36 Shut up 0.98
00:10:36 Any chance you try 1.00
00:10:43 Recovery steps
00:10:44 Yes
00:10:45 I did
00:10:46 I did right
00:10:46 I still
00:10:49 Can't
00:10:50 Log
00:10:50 In
00:10:51 You just subbed
00:10:54 Delete the
00:10:58 Cuties video
00:10:59 Dude I can't log
00:10:59 I can't log in
00:11:01 I can't log in
00:11:04 Bro
00:11:04 I can't log in bro
00:11:09 Trying a new browser
00:11:11 With fresh cookies
00:11:11 Um
00:11:13 How do you
00:11:15 How do you do a browser
00:11:15 With new cookies
00:11:16 Fresh cookies
00:11:16 Do ctrl shift n
00:11:20 Not incognito
00:11:23 Cause then I gotta like
00:11:24 Yeah but it's fresh
00:11:25 Everything's fresh
00:11:25 Alright fine fine
00:11:26 It's just gonna
00:11:26 Be difficult to log in
00:11:28 From the cognito
00:11:29 What are the chances
00:11:32 You spark up on youtube
00:11:33 Man if I get it back today
00:11:34 I might spark up today
00:11:35 I might spark up
00:11:36 But I just gotta build
00:11:37 Hype for it
00:11:37 I gotta build hype
00:11:38 Incognito mode
00:11:41 Yeah I know
00:11:41 I just gotta type in 0.99
00:11:42 The fucking thing 0.99
00:11:42 Is someone reading 1.00
00:11:45 My fingers
00:11:45 To see if I'm
00:11:46 What my password is
00:11:47 Hold on
00:11:47 Let me just
00:11:48 Sit there
00:11:48 I still remember
00:11:57 My password
00:11:58 I still remember
00:12:00 My password
00:12:00 Oh my god
00:12:02 Bronson just texted me
00:12:05 You need to be
00:12:05 Jewish on youtube
00:12:06 Going forward
00:12:07 Don't get banned again 0.99
00:12:08 Shut up man 0.99
00:12:09 Shut up 1.00
00:12:11 Yeah nah same thing 0.99
00:12:16 From incognito
00:12:17 Maybe try signing out
00:12:20 From that page
00:12:21 It's gonna be the same thing
00:12:24 Yeah
00:12:24 Yeah it's probably
00:12:25 Just let it
00:12:26 Let it
00:12:26 Let it sit
00:12:27 Let it sit
00:12:28 Let it sit
00:12:28 Let it sit
00:12:29 Let it sit
00:12:29 I wanna play some music
00:12:31 Can you see a screenshot
00:12:32 Of what you're
00:12:32 Bro
00:12:33 What is that audio
00:12:34 Can you please send
00:12:37 A screenshot of what
00:12:37 You're seeing
00:12:38 Says team youtube
00:12:38 Hold up
00:12:39 Hold up
00:12:39 Hold up
00:12:39 You'll be banned
00:12:40 After a week
00:12:41 How long do you think
00:12:41 I'm lasting
00:12:42 How long do you think
00:12:43 I'm lasting
00:12:44 Congrats
00:12:44 Thank you guys
00:12:45 Thank you
00:12:45 Thank you
00:12:45 Thank you
00:12:46 Thank you
00:12:46 Thank you
00:12:47 Thank you
00:12:47 It's back
00:12:48 I don't wanna
00:12:48 It is back
00:12:50 It's back
00:12:50 Okay I need to send
00:12:53 YouTube a screenshot
00:12:54 I can't believe
00:12:55 YouTube's DMing me
00:12:56 Right now
00:12:56 Like that's
00:12:58 Crazy
00:13:00 Crazy
00:13:03 Alright I gotta send
00:13:04 YouTube a screenshot
00:13:04 Beyond chat
00:13:15 Did you guys
00:13:15 Did you
00:13:16 Did you guys
00:13:16 Expect this
00:13:17 Yes or no
00:13:17 Hold on
00:13:18 I'm taking a screenshot
00:13:19 Did you guys
00:13:20 Expect this
00:13:20 Yes or no
00:13:21 I kinda didn't
00:13:26 I was
00:13:26 I was
00:13:27 I didn't
00:13:27 I really didn't
00:13:28 Think so
00:13:28 Even this morning
00:13:29 When I saw that message
00:13:30 I did not
00:13:36 Expect it
00:13:37 But
00:13:39 Hold on
00:13:40 Sorry I'm doing
00:13:41 Indian task 0.99
00:13:42 Shit right now 1.00
00:13:43 I just wanted to 0.99
00:13:45 Share it
00:13:45 This moment
00:13:46 Oh my 0.99
00:13:47 Fucking god 0.99
00:13:48 I can't think 1.00
00:13:49 I can't reach out
00:13:49 Okay save
00:13:53 YouTube
00:13:56 Let's get a screenshot
00:13:56 Sup black boy 0.98
00:14:01 What's going on chat 0.76
00:14:01 What's going on chat
00:14:02 Okay sending him
00:14:04 Should I not be live
00:14:07 Right now
00:14:07 Should I end
00:14:09 No okay send it
00:14:12 Alright I just
00:14:12 I just
00:14:13 I just
00:14:13 K flock 1.00
00:14:16 Bro you gotta 0.91
00:14:17 That's a throwback
00:14:19 Hold on
00:14:20 I haven't eaten
00:14:22 Anything today
00:14:22 I smell
00:14:23 Smell like neon 1.00
00:14:24 Fucking 1.00
00:14:25 What's up 1.00
00:14:29 What's up
00:14:33 What's your last
00:14:33 You can't ask
00:14:34 You can't ask
00:14:34 You can't ask
00:14:35 You can't ask
00:14:36 Get it
00:14:37 Bow
00:14:38 Bow
00:14:39 Bow
00:14:39 Bow
00:14:39 Bow
00:14:39 Bow
00:14:41 Every
00:14:42 Out shot
00:14:43 Because
00:14:43 Everything
00:14:44 Got
00:14:44 Bow
00:14:46 Bow
00:14:47 Bow
00:14:47 Bow
00:14:48 Bow
00:14:49 Bow
00:14:50 Bow
00:14:50 Bow
00:14:51 Bow
00:14:52 Bow
00:14:52 Bow
00:14:53 Bow
00:14:54 Bow
00:14:55 Bow
00:14:55 Row
00:14:56 Bow
00:14:56 Bow
00:14:57 Bow
00:14:58 Bow
00:14:59 Bow
00:14:59 Bow
00:15:01 Bow
00:15:02 Bow
00:15:10 Bow
00:15:10 Bow
00:15:13 Bow
00:15:13 I'm in fashion, I bet I still up it
00:15:15 Eat up, I see it
00:15:16 Back up with the beat on the public
00:15:19 Keep thumping
00:15:22 Eat up, baby, don't kill it on nothing 0.98
00:15:24 Nigga, stop putting names in your song 1.00
00:15:29 You alright? Something is wrong
00:15:31 They can't wait till they catch them or what?
00:15:34 Okay, let's get it low 1.00
00:15:36 If you can, bitch, I'm feeling like Melly 1.00
00:15:37 They get sad if you talk like I 1.00
00:15:39 They get sexy 0.97
00:15:40 Bitches get shy, they get heavy 1.00
00:15:42 Everybody sub to my YouTube channel 0.98
00:16:06 Sub to my YouTube channel
00:16:12 What song, what song, what song
00:16:19 You can't find it, bro 0.99
00:16:20 It's pinned in the fucking chat 1.00
00:16:22 It's pinned in the fucking chat 1.00
00:16:25 You've been subbed? 0.99
00:16:29 Try to log in on the phone app
00:16:31 For both channels
00:16:33 Okay, YouTube is still doing me
00:16:35 Like task support right now
00:16:37 What's that, what's that, what's that Cardi song?
00:16:44 That, uh, that, that unreleased Cardi song?
00:16:47 Um
00:16:47 Uh, I need more info
00:16:49 Uh, Che, you know what I'm talking about?
00:16:53 The one where you're like
00:16:54 Man, and the fact that this happened
00:16:56 Right when, when Hassanabi's getting cancelled 0.99
00:16:58 For raping and electrocuting his dog 0.99
00:17:00 It just makes this hit even more 0.99
00:17:01 That's what I'm talking about
00:17:04 I'm talking about
00:17:06 You know
00:17:06 Like I get back on YouTube
00:17:08 And Hassan
00:17:09 Rapes a dog
00:17:11 And it's just
00:17:12 Don't say the hard words
00:17:13 Oh, let's go 24 song
00:17:18 Yeah, I wanna play this one
00:17:18 I wanna play this one
00:17:19 I wanna smoke some weed right now 0.99
00:17:23 But I'm trying to get fucked up, bro 0.98
00:17:24 Hey chat, we're doing lean 0.99
00:17:26 We're slamming wannabies 1.00
00:17:27 I'm pulling up a four
00:17:28 Yo, call Cuff
00:17:29 Call Cuff, I'm doing a lean mukbang 0.97
00:17:32 Give me the
00:17:33 Activist
00:17:34 I need the Tussin
00:17:36 I'm pulling up an A
00:17:38 I'm taking a gambling deal
00:17:43 Nigga 1.00
00:17:44 Hola 1.00
00:17:53 That's what the fuck I'm talking about, bro 1.00
00:17:58 That's what the fuck I'm talking about 1.00
00:18:02 That's what the fuck I'm talking about, man 1.00
00:18:15 I can't believe we made this one 0.99
00:18:18 I can't believe we made this one
00:18:21 I can't believe we made it this one
00:18:25 I can't believe we made it this one
00:18:28 I can't believe we made it this one
00:18:31 I can't believe we made it this one
00:18:32 I can't believe we made it this one
00:18:34 I can't believe it made it this one
00:18:35 Hey
00:18:36 Hey
00:18:39 I can't believe I made it this one
00:18:40 I can't believe I made it this one
00:18:41 I can't believe we made it this one
00:18:42 I'm just trying to take off this, take off this
00:18:49 I've been on 20, 20 lines
00:18:52 Too much return, 20 lines
00:18:56 We run that train, 20 lines, 20 lines
00:18:59 We riding rock calls right through here
00:19:03 We riding rock calls right through here 1.00
00:19:06 She fucking cracking on her car 1.00
00:19:09 God is great bro, God is great 1.00
00:19:29 Alhamdulillah
00:19:39 Thank you guys, thank you bro
00:19:54 Project X was successful
00:20:08 Project X was successful
00:20:10 Mission accomplished
00:20:12 Mission accomplished
00:20:15 Shout out to Steezy
00:20:17 He was there for the last video
00:20:20 And he's here when I get back 0.96
00:20:21 That's not a fucking coincidence 0.96
00:20:22 Everybody on Love Speech 0.98
00:20:25 Sticking through this bro
00:20:27 A party, a rumble
00:20:29 Before rumble was good
00:20:32 Man, look at the
00:20:53 Look at party chat
00:20:55 Look at party chat bro
00:20:57 Anybody remember what it was like
00:21:00 Streaming on YouTube
00:21:01 That YouTube chat speed
00:21:02 You remember that
00:21:05 Look bro
00:21:07 Get on band on Twitch
00:21:17 And Instagram man
00:21:20 So I already got
00:21:22 In the three years
00:21:23 I got Twitter back
00:21:24 YouTube back now
00:21:25 I need Instagram
00:21:29 And Twitch back
00:21:30 And Snapchat
00:21:31 Well Snapchat's not really
00:21:33 Matrix attack
00:21:34 That's just Sarah Safari
00:21:35 But
00:21:36 Well it's Snapchat
00:21:37 But you know
00:21:38 I'm joking
00:21:39 I'm gonna try to log in again 0.99
00:21:40 See if this shit works 0.99
00:21:41 It's still not working 0.99
00:21:42 But yeah
00:21:44 Go sub up to my
00:21:45 To my channel man
00:21:46 Go follow me on YouTube
00:21:49 Ah man
00:21:52 Like I would have been able to
00:21:54 Make a new channel
00:21:55 And start over again
00:21:56 They give it a sub Momo
00:21:57 That would have been cool
00:21:58 Someone in the
00:22:00 Bro someone in party chat
00:22:01 Just said 0.80
00:22:02 And nigga got his hairline back 1.00
00:22:03 What the fuck 1.00
00:22:04 Gets sturdy for old times 1.00
00:22:08 It feels like 2022 again
00:22:13 I feel like I'm listening to go
00:22:17 In 2022
00:22:18 I'm ready to
00:22:20 I'm ready to play some
00:22:22 Unk music
00:22:22 I'm playing Pop Smoke
00:22:23 Or something
00:22:24 I need some
00:22:25 I need some music
00:22:25 Recommendation right now
00:22:26 This is one of the times
00:22:27 Like he's gotta
00:22:28 We have 0.99
00:22:30 Do we have to do shit today 0.99
00:22:31 What are we supposed to do 0.99
00:22:32 Comic Con
00:22:34 Oh Comic Con
00:22:35 Yeah yeah
00:22:36 All that can
00:22:37 All that can
00:22:38 Would have been better
00:22:41 If you made a new channel
00:22:42 And started fresh
00:22:43 Hell no bro 0.96
00:22:44 Should I ban you 0.86
00:22:45 Just for saying that 1.00
00:22:45 Dumbass shit 1.00
00:22:46 Should I ban you 1.00
00:22:47 Just for saying that
00:22:48 Bucky
00:22:50 Can you call her
00:22:51 On the balcony
00:22:52 Who
00:22:52 I was just texting her now
00:22:55 Why is she
00:22:55 I already called her
00:22:56 To talk about everything
00:22:57 I just sent her your
00:22:59 I don't know if she knows
00:22:59 I'm live
00:22:59 But she says she doesn't
00:23:01 Want to be on stream
00:23:02 So I'm not gonna
00:23:02 She just said congratulations
00:23:03 Did I say her name right
00:23:05 No I didn't
00:23:06 I don't
00:23:06 Yeah it'll be public
00:23:07 I said get back
00:23:11 For a little Sinat
00:23:12 All I gotta say is
00:23:23 All I wanna say is
00:23:25 I know you guys
00:23:26 Don't like
00:23:27 Farming the clip right now
00:23:30 All I got to say is
00:23:33 I know you guys
00:23:34 Don't like this
00:23:35 Alhamdulillah
00:23:36 Alhamdulillah
00:23:38 Tomorrow night 0.99
00:23:39 I smash your boys 0.99
00:23:40 Alhamdulillah 0.99
00:23:42 God give me everything
00:23:44 Alhamdulillah
00:23:45 Tomorrow night 0.99
00:23:48 I smash your boy 0.99
00:23:50 Alhamdulillah 0.93
00:23:56 Thank God for everything
00:23:59 God give me everything
00:24:00 Nick Fuentes 0.84
00:24:04 My nigga 0.97
00:24:06 Second grab 1.00
00:24:07 My nigga 1.00
00:24:08 I slap him 1.00
00:24:20 He has to 0.97
00:24:20 I'll never text
00:24:21 I never text
00:24:21 If you don't
00:24:22 You don't
00:24:23 Only
00:24:23 If you don't
00:24:23 See
00:24:24 Like me
00:24:24 Can
00:24:25 Give me
00:24:25 A
00:24:26 She like the way that I dance
00:24:29 She like the way that I move
00:24:30 She like the way that I rock
00:24:32 She like the way that I move 0.99
00:24:34 And she let it clap for a nigga 1.00
00:24:35 She let it clap for a nigga 1.00
00:24:37 And she throw it back for a nigga 1.00
00:24:39 Man 1.00
00:24:39 I gotta talk my shit real quick, man 0.99
00:24:48 Everybody hated on me 1.00
00:24:51 You could suck my whole dick 1.00
00:24:53 Yo, take my dick out your mouth 1.00
00:24:55 Take my dick out your mouth 1.00
00:24:57 All you know who you are, too 1.00
00:24:59 Sucking my dick the past three years 1.00
00:25:02 Saying my career was over 1.00
00:25:04 I fell off
00:25:05 I'm a bad person
00:25:07 Hate speech
00:25:08 I need to be canceled 1.00
00:25:09 Take my whole dick out your mouth 1.00
00:25:12 Pussy boy 1.00
00:25:13 All of you 1.00
00:25:15 Fuck you 1.00
00:25:16 Fuck you 1.00
00:25:17 And I mean that 1.00
00:25:19 Sincerely 1.00
00:25:20 Fuck you 1.00
00:25:21 The drama 1.00
00:25:24 People suing me
00:25:26 I'm on TV talking like it's just you and me
00:25:29 I'm just saying how I feel, man
00:25:32 I ain't
00:25:32 I ain't one of the Cosby's
00:25:33 I ain't go to Hill, man
00:25:35 I guess the money's in a chance
00:25:37 I'm taking down
00:25:38 Everybody who's gonna switch now
00:25:40 Oh, wait, hold on, hold on
00:25:41 Was you saying something?!
00:25:54 You can't tell me nothing!
00:25:54 Was you saying something?
00:25:56 You can't tell me nothing.
00:26:00 You can't tell me nothing.
00:26:02 Uh-uh, you can't tell me nothing. 0.97
00:26:06 Let up the suicide doors.
00:26:08 This is my life. 0.87
00:26:09 Homie, you decide yours. 0.99
00:26:11 I know that Jesus died for us.
00:26:14 But I couldn't tell you who the side was. 0.99
00:26:16 So I paralleled, double-blocked that motherfuckin' sideways. 0.96
00:26:20 Old folks talking about back in my day. 0.97
00:26:24 But homie, this is my day.
00:26:26 Class started two hours ago.
00:26:28 Oh, and my lady.
00:26:29 You know we're already graduated.
00:26:31 And you can do anything if Sneeko made it.
00:26:35 They say I'm talking with so much emphasis.
00:26:39 Ooh, they so sensitive.
00:26:42 I want you guys to all remember this right now.
00:26:44 Everybody who's in this stream right now.
00:26:47 If you're gonna remember this moment, say me right now.
00:26:49 I need everybody to lock in real quick.
00:26:52 I need everybody to lock in real quick.
00:26:54 Me.
00:26:57 So, if it's not you, then whatever. 1.00
00:27:00 Fuck you. 1.00
00:27:01 Everyone's saying me right now. 1.00
00:27:03 This is a specific, pivotal moment.
00:27:08 A lot of people are gonna switch up.
00:27:10 A lot of people are gonna switch up.
00:27:13 I want everybody to remember
00:27:14 who was real and who was fake.
00:27:16 Who was with me when I had nothing.
00:27:20 When they had nothing to gain being around me. 0.99
00:27:22 When it was profitable to shit on me. 0.99
00:27:24 When it was profitable to use my name for clicks. 1.00
00:27:29 To hate.
00:27:31 Let's see who changes up and who doesn't.
00:27:36 Already we've kind of seen some people turn.
00:27:38 Already.
00:27:38 I saw some of them.
00:27:40 But this is one of those moments, man.
00:27:42 Because one thing I've learned over the past three years.
00:27:44 And it's been stated before.
00:27:46 But they love you when you're up and they hate you when you're down.
00:27:49 Oh, I saw it.
00:27:54 I saw it better than anybody.
00:27:56 I saw it better than anybody.
00:27:59 Opportunistic people.
00:28:01 The fakes.
00:28:02 The snakes.
00:28:05 Your phone starts blowing up when you're doing well.
00:28:06 When you're down bad.
00:28:08 You really find out who your real friends are.
00:28:12 So, when everybody starts turning.
00:28:15 You saw Moist Critical specifically.
00:28:16 I want to call him. 1.00
00:28:17 I want to call his bitch ass out. 1.00
00:28:18 I like Moist. 1.00
00:28:19 Than I am.
00:28:20 But.
00:28:22 As an opponent, in some sense.
00:28:26 Look at him change his mind about Israel.
00:28:29 I told him on the debate last year.
00:28:30 I said.
00:28:32 The Zionists have an overwhelming control in America. 0.99
00:28:35 All over the world.
00:28:36 The media.
00:28:37 They brag about it openly.
00:28:38 He said, I don't think there's some secret cabal.
00:28:39 A year later, he says my talking points.
00:28:42 Word for word.
00:28:43 Word for word.
00:28:48 And he didn't even upload the debate.
00:28:49 That debate was uploaded on Rumble.
00:28:51 He had the advantage.
00:28:53 He had the home field advantage.
00:28:55 They use it for himself.
00:28:57 He owes me an apology.
00:29:02 You owe me an apology.
00:29:03 You got to obey.
00:29:04 I'm sorry.
00:29:05 You were right.
00:29:07 You were right.
00:29:08 I stopped starting new beefs.
00:29:20 True.
00:29:20 Maybe.
00:29:21 You know what?
00:29:21 You're right.
00:29:22 Maybe we could doubt a lot of them.
00:29:23 You say I stopped starting new beefs.
00:29:24 But so many of these people.
00:29:25 Like.
00:29:26 From my perspective.
00:29:27 Look what they did when I.
00:29:29 When I.
00:29:29 Had nothing.
00:29:32 Look how they took advantage of that. 0.69
00:29:34 You know.
00:29:35 It's not something that you could just like.
00:29:37 Forget about.
00:29:38 You know.
00:29:39 Obviously like.
00:29:39 You want to be the bigger person.
00:29:40 But from my perspective.
00:29:42 For those who don't know.
00:29:44 It's not just being allowed on YouTube.
00:29:46 The YouTube channel.
00:29:47 That's pinned in chat right now.
00:29:48 YouTube.com.
00:29:49 Slash.
00:29:49 The Sneaker with a zero.
00:29:51 The reason I was a zero.
00:29:52 It was my gamer tag.
00:29:53 From Call of Duty Black Ops 2.
00:29:54 On the Wii U.
00:29:57 I opened that channel up in 2013.
00:30:01 2013.
00:30:02 That channel.
00:30:04 Let me show you.
00:30:06 I don't think a lot of people.
00:30:07 Really know that.
00:30:09 And now I can just.
00:30:09 I can just sort.
00:30:12 I can just sort through it.
00:30:14 Go to oldest.
00:30:17 12 years ago.
00:30:18 On this same channel.
00:30:21 You understand.
00:30:24 I made this on iMovie.
00:30:32 Hey.
00:30:32 What is going on guys?
00:30:34 I am Sneeko.
00:30:35 Or the Sneeko. 0.99
00:30:36 The only one.
00:30:38 And this is my first Black Ops 2 commentary.
00:30:41 My Elgato game capture was delayed.
00:30:44 And it's not going to come for a while.
00:30:46 So I.
00:30:48 I.
00:30:49 Talked to Iconboy.
00:30:51 If you don't know him.
00:30:51 He uploads Black Ops 2 on the Wii U.
00:30:53 I.
00:30:54 Talked to him on Twitter.
00:30:56 And he sent me this gameplay.
00:30:58 And.
00:30:59 Props to you.
00:30:59 Iconboy.
00:31:00 Thanks a lot.
00:31:01 And.
00:31:02 Yes.
00:31:03 Let's get into it.
00:31:03 As I said.
00:31:06 This is my first Black Ops 2 commentary.
00:31:08 And.
00:31:09 I will upload on the Wii U.
00:31:11 This is the console that I plan to upload on the most.
00:31:15 But.
00:31:16 It depends.
00:31:17 I might buy.
00:31:18 One of the new ones that are coming out.
00:31:21 But if the next Xbox is going to be always online.
00:31:23 Then.
00:31:24 I'm going to stay far away from that.
00:31:26 But I don't know.
00:31:26 I might buy the PS4.
00:31:27 Or just get a new PC.
00:31:30 Or something.
00:31:30 I don't know if I'm going to be able to upload on it.
00:31:32 So.
00:31:33 In the gameplay.
00:31:34 Iconboy is using the hammer.
00:31:36 Which is now.
00:31:36 Light machine gun.
00:31:37 Using the EOTech site.
00:31:41 It's my whole life.
00:31:42 My whole life was.
00:31:43 My whole life's work was dedicated to this channel.
00:31:45 This one's actually.
00:32:03 Yeah.
00:32:03 This one's 12 years ago.
00:32:04 October 5th, 2013.
00:32:07 What is going on guys?
00:32:08 I'm Seiko.
00:32:09 And welcome back to another video.
00:32:10 Today is my first face cam ever.
00:32:12 I did my face review a few days ago.
00:32:14 And I'm going to do some.
00:32:15 Probably one or two games.
00:32:16 Depending on.
00:32:18 If I get in or not.
00:32:19 If I get into a game.
00:32:21 And we'll see how it goes.
00:32:22 And I'm going to be talking about.
00:32:23 Some series in my life comes around.
00:32:25 I hope to.
00:32:25 So my point is.
00:32:27 I heard people saying.
00:32:27 Be the bigger person.
00:32:28 You know.
00:32:29 All this stuff.
00:32:29 Like you're right.
00:32:30 That's the right answer.
00:32:31 But how.
00:32:32 It's difficult as a human.
00:32:34 To not be.
00:32:35 Vindictive after all this.
00:32:38 It's not just being allowed on YouTube.
00:32:40 It was.
00:32:40 It's like.
00:32:41 It's bigger than that.
00:32:42 You know.
00:32:43 This channel was like.
00:32:44 Everything.
00:32:45 That I spent half my life.
00:32:47 Dedicating towards.
00:32:49 And then.
00:32:50 For that to be stripped away.
00:32:51 Unfairly.
00:32:51 And then YouTube to admit that.
00:32:54 And then seeing like.
00:32:55 People.
00:32:56 You know.
00:32:56 Fellow creators.
00:32:59 See.
00:33:00 The way fellow creators.
00:33:01 Would talk about that.
00:33:02 That's like.
00:33:02 You understand.
00:33:04 That's the type of.
00:33:05 The stuff that.
00:33:07 Makes you go.
00:33:09 It makes you angry.
00:33:10 But.
00:33:11 Maybe it is time to move on.
00:33:13 I do have to shout out like.
00:33:15 The.
00:33:15 Yeah.
00:33:15 I mean.
00:33:15 Obviously.
00:33:16 The shout out.
00:33:16 The people that were there.
00:33:18 The supportive people.
00:33:20 I'll get to that.
00:33:22 If I don't get sidetracked.
00:33:23 Or anything like that.
00:33:24 So.
00:33:24 It's going to be.
00:33:25 A good live concert.
00:33:26 Hope you stick around.
00:33:27 And.
00:33:27 Here you go.
00:33:28 Oh.
00:33:28 Hi Jack.
00:33:28 Even better.
00:33:30 So.
00:33:30 Let me mute all these people.
00:33:31 Because I know.
00:33:32 There's just going to be some squeakers. 0.99
00:33:33 That I'm going to piss the fuck out. 0.99
00:33:34 Look at. 0.99
00:33:35 Bro.
00:33:35 Look at my.
00:33:36 My gamer tag.
00:33:37 YouTube.
00:33:39 The Sneak Elk.
00:33:40 The Same Gamer Tag.
00:33:43 Stylized. 0.74
00:33:43 Capitalized.
00:33:43 The Same Way.
00:33:44 I was advertising my YouTube.
00:33:46 To people in the Call of Duty lobby.
00:33:48 Because I wanted to get more subs. 0.98
00:33:50 I'm like.
00:33:50 Okay.
00:33:50 I'll take every opportunity I have.
00:33:53 Now people know I'm a YouTuber.
00:33:55 The 12 people.
00:33:57 The 12 people in this game.
00:34:00 They know that I'm a YouTuber now.
00:34:01 Maybe one of them will sub.
00:34:14 I don't think it's comparable to the other people that were banned.
00:34:16 I don't think it's.
00:34:19 Not only for the fact that YouTube admitted that they were wrong.
00:34:23 That it was.
00:34:24 You know.
00:34:24 Political pressure from the Biden administration to ban COVID and election misinformation.
00:34:29 I didn't do this to be political or anything.
00:34:39 I did this because it was.
00:34:40 It was me.
00:34:42 You know.
00:34:43 This channel is how I.
00:34:45 I grew up here.
00:34:47 I literally like grew up in front of people's faces.
00:34:51 That's where I learned how to talk.
00:34:53 You know.
00:34:54 Discovered my personality.
00:34:56 What's going on guys.
00:34:57 I'm Nesiko.
00:34:58 And welcome back to the video.
00:34:59 Today.
00:34:59 I have a video log.
00:35:01 And you can tell the quality is probably a lot better than before.
00:35:03 I got a Logitech C920 for Cyber Monday.
00:35:06 It was on sale.
00:35:06 It was like $50.
00:35:07 And it's really good quality.
00:35:08 I'm really happy with what it can do so far.
00:35:10 So basically what is going to happen is that.
00:35:12 I can have a lot more vlogs.
00:35:13 I can have a lot more live commentaries.
00:35:15 I can live stream now.
00:35:16 A lot better.
00:35:16 With better quality on YouTube.
00:35:18 I really utilize all the YouTube options.
00:35:20 And as well I'm about to hit 1,500 subscribers.
00:35:22 So I'm going to have a video of my gaming setup.
00:35:24 My editing station.
00:35:25 My recording station.
00:35:26 Everything all together in one video.
00:35:28 So thanks for that.
00:35:28 I wouldn't be able to do this without you guys.
00:35:30 To get equipment like this.
00:35:31 And really have a more professional setup.
00:35:33 I really like this webcam.
00:35:34 It's a great idea.
00:35:34 I'm glad I bought it.
00:35:35 I'm really happy with it.
00:35:36 And with it I'm probably going to have more live streams.
00:35:38 Like I said.
00:35:39 I'm going to be able to do that.
00:35:40 Probably not now.
00:35:41 We're still fixing stuff on the computer.
00:35:43 That I plan to do it with.
00:35:44 So that's going to be later on.
00:35:45 But I just look forward to that.
00:35:47 And lastly.
00:35:47 Just let me know what you think of this camera.
00:35:49 Because I want to know if you like the quality or anything.
00:35:51 If I need to improve anything.
00:35:52 Do you like the quality?
00:35:53 Yes or no?
00:35:54 Send me in the comments.
00:35:55 So now my video quality can really step up.
00:35:57 And I can put out great videos.
00:35:58 But I didn't know how to scale it up.
00:36:00 It's in 480p with the wrong aspect ratio.
00:36:02 I didn't know how to go to 1080p.
00:36:03 Let's Plays.
00:36:04 Better Let's Plays than live commentaries especially.
00:36:07 It can be a lot better with this webcam. 0.99
00:36:08 So that's pretty much shit. 0.98
00:36:10 Thanks for watching. 0.99
00:36:10 I know it was a short video.
00:36:11 I just wanted to show you my new webcam and show it out.
00:36:13 Thanks for watching.
00:36:14 You look great.
00:36:22 Bro, I thought this was gone forever.
00:36:28 I mean, obviously I had a backup for it.
00:36:30 But it's like the fact that it exists here with the comments.
00:36:37 Can I log in yet?
00:36:38 Let me see.
00:36:41 No, not yet.
00:36:42 Can't log in yet. 0.99
00:36:43 Look at these shit thumbnails. 1.00
00:36:56 These thumbnails are... 0.99
00:36:57 That's one thing I didn't...
00:36:59 Wasn't able to save on my website backup.
00:37:02 Were these thumbnails.
00:37:03 These are so...
00:37:05 Look at this.
00:37:05 Look at this thumbnail.
00:37:07 Black Ops 2 Wii U Live.
00:37:11 Weird noises.
00:37:13 What is this video?
00:37:15 Is it... 1.00
00:37:16 It's a fucking intro. 1.00
00:37:17 Sucks, dude. 1.00
00:37:18 This is a bad idea. 0.99
00:37:20 Call it.
00:37:21 Why don't we even do it?
00:37:22 I know that I'm going to die.
00:37:23 Yet I do it.
00:37:24 This is...
00:37:25 Awesome.
00:37:25 I'm going to be...
00:37:26 I'm going to nade it.
00:37:27 Sharknado. 0.95
00:37:29 What am I saying right now?
00:37:30 Oh, no one?
00:37:32 Oh, he did. 1.00
00:37:33 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:37:33 Nipples in the butt. 1.00
00:37:40 I don't even want to watch the new stuff right now. 0.98
00:37:42 I'm just trying to go through the real old...
00:37:45 Really old videos.
00:38:03 There's a YouTube glitch here.
00:38:28 There's one video I really want to watch.
00:38:30 Bob, I haven't been reading chat.
00:38:31 You guys still here?
00:38:32 I don't know.
00:38:33 You can't find it?
00:38:39 Bro, someone...
00:38:41 Mods.
00:38:41 Pin it in the party chat.
00:38:43 Pin the link there.
00:38:48 Sneak on.
00:38:48 I'm an athletic Muslim with social and anxiety.
00:38:50 Can I...
00:38:50 Okay.
00:38:51 No, I know what video I want to watch right now.
00:39:03 This video. 0.98
00:39:04 Damn, it's got 57 million views. 0.99
00:39:06 One of my favorites right here. 0.98
00:39:07 80% of you over 19 years of age haven't accomplished the dreams you had as a kid.
00:39:13 That's a...
00:39:14 That's a...
00:39:14 That's a...
00:39:15 That's a...
00:39:16 That's a...
00:39:16 That's a...
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00:39:17 That's a...
00:39:18 That's a...
00:39:19 That's a...
00:39:20 That's a...
00:39:20 That's a...
00:39:21 That's a statistic I made up and it sounds pretty reasonable. 0.97
00:39:25 When I say kid, I mean as a teenager or young adult.
00:39:27 I can't say that.
00:39:28 I'm not white.
00:39:29 I used to want to be a professional soccer player, but every 10-year-old wants to be a 0.94
00:39:31 pro at whatever shitty sport their parents made them play. 0.76
00:39:33 When I was 11, I wanted to be a doctor because that's what my Filipino grandparents said I 0.98
00:39:37 wanted to be.
00:39:37 One of the very few stereotypes they actually have.
00:39:40 But now as a 15-year-old, my dream job is to be a comedian.
00:39:42 I know it's not realistic and I know it's probably not going to happen, but that's why
00:39:45 I call it a dream job.
00:39:46 But that's just what I tell people.
00:39:47 I actually think I could become a comedian if I really tried. 0.99
00:39:49 It has nothing to do with that follow your dreams Disney bullshit.
00:39:52 I really believe that if you're motivated to do something that you're good at, you 0.96
00:39:55 can do it.
00:39:55 Being a comedian isn't just standing in front of a brick wall and telling jokes.
00:39:58 It's also what I do now.
00:39:59 This is comedy.
00:40:00 Admittedly a strange form of it.
00:40:01 But if you look at it, I'm entertaining thousands of people through comedy every day.
00:40:05 I'm a comedian right now and if it were a job, it'd be incredible.
00:40:07 It's depressing to think how few people actually end up doing what they love doing.
00:40:10 If you look at the most successful humans of all time, they were all ambitious and visionary.
00:40:14 Most teenagers are like this.
00:40:15 We have our entire futures ahead of us.
00:40:17 And at this moment in our lives, our adult life is approaching.
00:40:19 So far, our entire lives have been devoted to learning what it takes to become a successful
00:40:23 adult.
00:40:24 And as a teenager, this is finally right around the corner.
00:40:26 We don't have anything holding us back.
00:40:27 We don't have anything holding us back.
00:40:28 Kids, rent, taxes, any actual responsibilities.
00:40:31 If we put our mind to it, we can become whatever we want in five years.
00:40:34 But like I said, 80% of us won't.
00:40:36 That's how life works.
00:40:37 People throw the term selling out a lot. 0.99
00:40:39 And I believe that if you accept a dead-end fucking job to pay your bills, you're selling 0.99
00:40:42 out. 0.99
00:40:42 It's not like you can accomplish your dreams later on in life.
00:40:45 This is something you can't procrastinate.
00:40:46 You actually have to do it.
00:40:48 Those conversations you have when you're 40 about what could have been, should have
00:40:51 been.
00:40:52 You only live once.
00:40:52 And no matter what rap lyrics will tell you, that doesn't mean getting hammered out of
00:40:55 your mind every Friday.
00:40:56 Do you want to finish your life with regret? 1.00
00:40:58 Then just get off your ass and fucking do something. 1.00
00:41:00 Getting this far on YouTube was a treatment. 1.00
00:41:01 I fucking did it. 0.87
00:41:02 What have you done? 1.00
00:41:02 This isn't a rhetorical question.
00:41:04 What have you done with your life?
00:41:05 For some of you, you're proud of your answer.
00:41:06 But for most, you're ashamed.
00:41:08 This isn't an insult in any way.
00:41:09 For once, I'm trying not to offend anyone.
00:41:11 Teenagers think they're invincible. 0.95
00:41:12 People depressed in their 30s look back to their glory years in high school.
00:41:15 People depressed in their 30s look back to their glory years in high school.
00:41:17 That's because nothing held you back when you were 15. 1.00
00:41:20 There's literally nothing else in life I'd hate more than having a dead-end fucking job. 0.99
00:41:23 Seeing people on TV making something out of their lives while I'm filing reports for 0.99
00:41:27 a corporation I despise would kill me.
00:41:29 I had an interview at a school last week, and the interviewer told my dad that she thought
00:41:32 I was visionary.
00:41:33 She said I had the potential to be the next Steve Jobs.
00:41:35 She told my dad not to tell me this, but he did it anyway.
00:41:37 And compliments like that shouldn't get to my head, but it sure as hell did.
00:41:40 Call me Eric and all you want. 1.00
00:41:41 Call me a cocky prick. 0.99
00:41:42 But I'm just confident. 0.99
00:41:43 Did this make you offended?
00:41:44 Good.
00:41:45 That's the first step to doing something with your life.
00:41:47 Just Nico.
00:41:48 They say they're eating you and Fritos.
00:41:50 You and YouTube Fritos.
00:41:51 Now we going to beast mode. 0.99
00:41:53 He's so arrogant. 0.99
00:41:54 And so apparent. 0.98
00:41:55 It's nerve-wracking. 1.00
00:41:56 Got these uppercomers all scared of shit. 1.00
00:41:58 Nerves and stressin' out. 1.00
00:41:59 And they gotta work.
00:42:00 Gotta put a lot more effort in.
00:42:02 My videos. 1.00
00:42:03 This guy's a jerk. 1.00
00:42:03 Now you got one or two options. 1.00
00:42:05 You can either get better or get drop-kicked. 1.00
00:42:07 This boy's hot shit. 1.00
00:42:09 They say he cocky, but he's confident. 1.00
00:42:10 He put his feelings out there.
00:42:12 Rockin' in his eyes.
00:42:13 Be your father for the lazy commentator.
00:42:15 Go ahead and say it. 0.91
00:42:16 I'm a hater.
00:42:17 Y'all continue to get down and 80.
00:42:19 Woo! 0.99
00:42:19 Yo, my bad.
00:42:22 I forgot to send people over to party, bro.
00:42:25 I'm running late.
00:42:27 Kid, come on over to party.
00:42:30 Come on over to party.
00:42:32 It's gonna be a big stream.
00:42:36 I'm way over.
00:42:36 Oh, yeah.
00:42:36 I'm over the time right now.
00:42:38 No.
00:42:39 No, just come over.
00:42:39 Just come over. 1.00
00:42:40 Bro, don't dick suck right now. 1.00
00:42:42 This is my... 1.00
00:42:43 Come on over to party.
00:42:45 Come on over to party.
00:42:47 Come on over to party.