SNEAKO - January 23, 2025


I Snuck in Courtside at the Knicks vs. Nets game!


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

183.6621

Word Count

1,977

Sentence Count

305

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Who's the best player in New York?
00:00:01.360 Jalen Brunson.
00:00:02.100 Jalen Brunson, man.
00:00:03.160 Best player in New York, Jalen Brunson.
00:00:04.860 There's no comparison.
00:00:05.920 Honest opinion, not biased.
00:00:07.580 Best player in New York.
00:00:08.460 I'll give it Jalen Brunson.
00:00:09.400 Jalen Brunson.
00:00:10.220 Come on, man.
00:00:11.120 Brunson, you know what it is.
00:00:15.020 Zike!
00:00:23.380 Carlin D. Townsend is going to emerge as one of the top three players in the NBA this season.
00:00:27.120 What are your thoughts on Ben Simmons?
00:00:28.680 Oh, garbage.
00:00:29.500 Oh, my God.
00:00:30.000 Better than LeBron.
00:00:30.600 The best player, bro.
00:00:31.660 I'm not going to.
00:00:32.280 I think he gets a little bit too much hate, honestly.
00:00:34.600 Really?
00:00:34.860 He's not ass?
00:00:35.820 He's pretty ass, but come on.
00:00:37.920 He can go tomorrow, and that's what I'm having.
00:00:39.500 No issue with him.
00:00:41.260 Do you miss Julius Randle?
00:00:43.060 No.
00:00:43.840 No, I don't miss him at all.
00:00:45.100 They can keep him wherever he went.
00:00:46.360 That's funny.
00:00:47.040 What's more with Julius Randle?
00:00:48.020 He low-key looks like Dante a little bit.
00:00:49.680 I'm Dante DiVincenzo in the flesh.
00:00:52.240 Stop playing with me.
00:00:55.320 Straight back to it.
00:00:56.460 Heading to New York and then Miami.
00:00:58.180 And I thought this airport was going to be packed full of people leaving the inauguration,
00:01:01.740 but it's not.
00:01:02.200 See that lady with the MAGA hat?
00:01:03.520 I got mine on, too.
00:01:04.360 We just did the, you know, the black people had nod.
00:01:07.380 Last night, we were at a crossroads, leaving the ball, low pump, wanted to go to the strip
00:01:12.620 club, and I looked up the Google Maps, and my hotel was to the right, the strip club was
00:01:16.380 to the left, and I went the right direction and uploaded the footage and got work done
00:01:19.980 instead.
00:01:20.740 If I had went left, I would have gotten four hours less sleep, would have missed the flight,
00:01:25.160 maybe.
00:01:25.740 Just a mess.
00:01:27.220 Would have maybe had some fun, but glad we made the right call.
00:01:30.320 There's no one in this airport.
00:01:43.760 Sorry about that one.
00:01:45.000 Oh, boy.
00:01:45.460 How you doing?
00:01:46.000 Straight back to it.
00:01:56.760 I had one of those rejuvenating REM sleep naps on a 40-minute flight.
00:02:01.180 I'm going to take on the world, bro.
00:02:02.800 I just told Dippins that trip was perfect, front to back.
00:02:06.000 The timing of the flights, sleeping on there, especially getting there, the content, everything
00:02:11.280 that happened, all the logistics.
00:02:13.180 Nothing was missed.
00:02:14.300 Usually, something goes wrong.
00:02:15.900 You know, I get kicked out of some events, some security guards, something happens.
00:02:19.800 Someone gets arrested, someone gets in a fight, someone gets banned, someone gets attacked.
00:02:23.780 Like, there's something.
00:02:25.040 Perfect.
00:02:26.160 Alhamdulillah.
00:02:27.000 Alhamdulillah.
00:02:27.920 You look like you're dancing crackhead at the pizza shop, bro.
00:02:31.420 Very funny.
00:02:33.000 You should get the hair back, man.
00:02:34.680 I don't like seeing you like this, man.
00:02:35.840 You look down bad.
00:02:36.820 Oh, great.
00:02:38.240 All right.
00:02:38.800 Yeah, bro, you need to fix that ASAP.
00:02:40.640 What are you doing today?
00:02:41.600 Nothing, man.
00:02:42.660 I need to turn it out.
00:02:44.400 Jake, did you get the $100,000 that Steak promised you?
00:02:47.420 No.
00:02:48.840 Why?
00:02:49.480 I don't know.
00:02:51.320 What happened?
00:02:52.340 I don't know.
00:02:53.700 Do you think Eddie doesn't, like, have something against you?
00:02:55.800 Because you were supposed to get $100,000, Jake.
00:02:58.260 No.
00:02:59.100 Yeah, really.
00:03:00.880 You know what?
00:03:02.440 I'll figure this out for you.
00:03:03.480 I'll figure this out for you.
00:03:04.400 Steak, I don't know what you got going on, but $100,000 that Jake Future was promised.
00:03:08.900 It's been almost a month since Christmas.
00:03:11.480 What are you doing?
00:03:12.320 What's going on?
00:03:13.060 Do you need me to?
00:03:13.820 I can give it to him.
00:03:14.860 Do you need me to do it?
00:03:15.680 Because I'll do it.
00:03:17.220 I don't care.
00:03:18.240 I'll do it, Steak.
00:03:19.060 If you're not going to give them the $100,000, it's got to come from somebody.
00:03:22.040 Don't make me have to do it.
00:03:23.040 Back at you.
00:03:32.420 I got three hours to get some work done, and then there's a Knicks-Nets game at 730 I'm
00:03:38.520 going to go to with my friends.
00:03:39.480 I was going to go with my sister and her boyfriend, but they're stuck in, like, Costa Rica somewhere,
00:03:43.620 emergency flight.
00:03:44.340 I don't know.
00:03:44.880 They're not coming.
00:03:45.740 I got tickets.
00:03:46.700 I didn't get to go to the gym for, like, three days in D.C., so I need to eat some food.
00:03:50.260 When you travel, I'm eating terrible wings in the hotel restaurant, not eating good.
00:03:54.380 Need a good meal.
00:03:55.420 I'm really craving New York pizza.
00:03:56.900 And then I'll hit the gym, get work done.
00:03:58.280 Boom.
00:03:58.520 I have three hours.
00:03:59.160 Let's go.
00:03:59.980 I'm more glad.
00:04:02.040 By the way, I deserve credit for X finally getting a video tab.
00:04:06.720 My suggestion is as simple as creating a video tab with the video algorithm.
00:04:11.000 Simply promote videos with a long viewer retention.
00:04:14.120 Elon, great job adding the video tab on X, but you could run me by 10%.
00:04:18.660 I'm joking.
00:04:19.640 I'm looking forward to X taking over YouTube.
00:04:22.000 Now, these are crazy.
00:04:23.100 What the?
00:04:23.780 Where'd you get these?
00:04:24.740 At the store.
00:04:29.100 Bro, I'm telling you, as soon as I got here, bro, I stepped out, everybody was like,
00:04:31.900 yo, duck boots.
00:04:34.000 I'm like, yeah.
00:04:39.220 All right, Knicks, Knicks, who you got?
00:04:41.580 I got the Knicks, bro.
00:04:42.440 Big Nets and a G.
00:04:43.320 I don't know why I'm throwing gang signs for NBA team.
00:04:45.380 It is Brooklyn, but we got the Knicks.
00:04:47.880 Easy.
00:04:48.440 Security at the front is like, yo, yo, is that a detachable lens?
00:04:51.520 No, it's not.
00:04:52.400 Yeah, it is.
00:04:53.160 Does it zoom?
00:04:53.960 No, it doesn't zoom.
00:04:54.860 Yes, it does.
00:04:55.360 But not much.
00:04:56.300 I'm glad we got it in.
00:04:57.420 Thank you to the Nets security.
00:04:59.280 What are your thoughts as a Nets fan?
00:05:00.600 Thoughts on Ben Simmons?
00:05:01.540 I think he gets a little bit too much hate, honestly.
00:05:03.660 Really?
00:05:03.920 He's not ass?
00:05:04.520 He's pretty ass, but come on.
00:05:05.920 Why don't you hate him then?
00:05:06.780 He's a person, you know?
00:05:08.620 He's good.
00:05:09.780 Yo, you got Knicks or Nets?
00:05:11.460 Knicks, of course, bro.
00:05:12.680 Knicks.
00:05:13.240 What are your thoughts on Ben Simmons?
00:05:14.840 Oh, Garvin.
00:05:15.720 Oh my God.
00:05:16.120 Better than LeBron.
00:05:16.740 The best player, bro.
00:05:17.800 I'm not going to lie.
00:05:18.360 The best player?
00:05:18.980 The best player.
00:05:19.480 Okay, why are the Nets so ass this year?
00:05:21.240 Bro, listen.
00:05:22.140 If KD was still in that, it would have been over, bro.
00:05:24.460 It would have been over.
00:05:25.260 A long time ago.
00:05:26.080 Damn, so he's the spokesman.
00:05:27.180 Nobody else has thoughts?
00:05:28.320 Yes, I'm the group leader.
00:05:29.660 No, wait.
00:05:30.900 You're not even in the group, bro.
00:05:32.780 Do you miss Julius Randle?
00:05:34.580 No.
00:05:35.540 And who's going to win tonight?
00:05:36.960 Knicks, for sure.
00:05:37.620 Knicks, for sure.
00:05:38.600 Cooper Flagg is coming to the Nets in 2025.
00:05:41.340 Lock it in.
00:05:42.020 Yeah.
00:05:42.340 Put that on my death stone when I'm gone.
00:05:44.480 Cooper Flagg is coming to the Nets, and if you think otherwise, you're fucking dumb.
00:05:47.800 Let me ask the both of you.
00:05:48.780 Who's the best player in New York?
00:05:50.060 Come on, man.
00:05:50.960 Brunson.
00:05:51.420 You know what it is.
00:05:52.260 Not Kat?
00:05:54.480 Brunson for me, personally.
00:05:56.160 I'm a Celtics fan.
00:05:56.540 Dante DiVincenzo.
00:05:57.500 He's coming back to the Knicks.
00:05:58.760 Yeah?
00:05:59.560 Not Kat?
00:06:00.380 No.
00:06:01.220 Dante.
00:06:01.600 I'm a Celtics fan.
00:06:03.080 Bad.
00:06:03.580 Honest opinion?
00:06:04.440 Not biased?
00:06:05.280 Best player in New York?
00:06:06.040 I'll give it Jalen Brunson.
00:06:07.080 Jalen Brunson.
00:06:07.800 Best player in New York?
00:06:08.640 Jalen Brunson.
00:06:09.540 There's no comparison.
00:06:11.120 Not Kat?
00:06:12.000 It's Jalen Brunson.
00:06:12.980 Easy?
00:06:13.560 Jalen Brunson.
00:06:14.220 Easy money right there.
00:06:14.980 Yeah, I agree.
00:06:15.120 Okay, well, why are the Nets so assed this year?
00:06:17.580 Because they don't know what they're doing.
00:06:18.620 They want to bank on these draft picks, but it's not going to work out, so.
00:06:21.780 Walking up here, and someone sees you walk by, they're like, is that Stinko?
00:06:25.080 What the fuck is he doing up here?
00:06:26.800 My sister got these seats.
00:06:28.080 I'm like, where are the seats, sister?
00:06:29.600 She said, oh, they're courtside.
00:06:31.360 And I'm like, they're not courtside.
00:06:32.640 She said, they're courtside adjacent.
00:06:37.160 We're closer to the roof than the court.
00:06:39.400 Can't do it.
00:06:40.180 First court is over.
00:06:41.160 We're going to try to finesse a better seat.
00:06:42.740 Maybe the security will give us a shot.
00:06:45.320 Say hi, Chance.
00:06:46.180 Yeah, I'm at the Knicks games with Stinko.
00:06:51.300 You got Cass on the side.
00:06:52.900 He got Frigo.
00:06:54.340 Hey, Frigo.
00:06:56.300 Wait, you had a phone.
00:06:57.900 Come on, baby.
00:06:58.840 Stinko.
00:06:59.160 I'm a swerver.
00:07:00.140 Hey.
00:07:02.740 We're going to get up.
00:07:03.440 We're going to flick right now.
00:07:04.080 Flick right now.
00:07:04.840 Who's the best player in New York?
00:07:06.240 Jalen Brunson.
00:07:07.060 Jalen Brunson.
00:07:07.700 Jalen Brunson.
00:07:07.880 Joss Hart.
00:07:08.600 Boy.
00:07:09.640 They're playing basketball.
00:07:14.020 We love that basketball.
00:07:16.180 They're playing basketball.
00:07:23.580 We love that basketball.
00:07:25.700 Number one.
00:07:26.980 Earth's flow.
00:07:28.920 Basketball is my favorite sport.
00:07:30.980 I like the way to dribble up and down the court.
00:07:33.120 Just like I'm the king on the microphone.
00:07:35.440 So it's Dr. J and Moses Malone.
00:07:37.780 Mission accomplished.
00:07:38.880 Come on, man.
00:07:39.380 How pays.
00:07:40.020 Come on, man.
00:07:40.560 How pays.
00:07:41.100 Mission accomplished.
00:07:42.220 Way better.
00:07:42.880 Holy moly.
00:07:43.680 I'm like, can I bring my boys?
00:07:44.960 They're like, yeah, I got you.
00:07:46.320 Yeah, I got you.
00:07:46.780 W-Cott.
00:07:47.560 My G, man.
00:07:48.280 Shout out to Cats, man.
00:07:50.180 What's good?
00:07:50.800 What's good?
00:07:51.220 What's good?
00:07:51.680 We're live right now.
00:07:52.480 What's popping?
00:07:52.820 What's popping?
00:07:53.300 What's popping?
00:07:53.720 What?
00:07:54.260 All right.
00:07:54.620 Go Nets.
00:07:55.060 Go Nets.
00:07:55.740 I'm a Knick fan, though.
00:07:56.980 But I just don't want that in the video.
00:07:59.560 Nets home game.
00:08:03.160 I've never heard that many boos on the home team, ever.
00:08:07.020 Brunson has nine points.
00:08:09.320 Everybody in the interview in the beginning said that Brunson was the best player.
00:08:13.160 Nine points.
00:08:14.240 But not to everybody who was making fun of.
00:08:15.740 They might win.
00:08:16.500 The team might take it.
00:08:17.660 I knew it was going to happen.
00:08:19.100 I never had any doubt.
00:08:20.320 There was no point in this game where I was rooting for the Knicks at all.
00:08:22.900 They're really losing their minds for a t-shirt.
00:08:32.100 This might be one of the craziest comebacks.
00:08:35.380 Light work.
00:08:36.080 If Nets get this, it's going to solidify that this is their house, even though it's New York.
00:08:40.500 Comebacks.
00:08:41.280 We knew it was going to happen.
00:08:42.200 Spike Lee's in front.
00:08:43.240 He hasn't said a word in a whole quarter.
00:08:45.400 Fuck Spike Lee.
00:08:46.420 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:08:47.440 Spike Lee's too much.
00:08:49.540 Sorry, Spike Lee.
00:08:51.340 Okay.
00:08:52.900 Big Nets fan.
00:08:57.420 Big Nets fan, baby.
00:08:59.260 Johnson lost it for a moment.
00:09:00.900 Keyon Johnson.
00:09:02.100 Yes!
00:09:06.360 It's a big foul.
00:09:07.460 It's a flagrant foul.
00:09:08.560 You didn't see the thumb in between his cheeks?
00:09:10.580 What?
00:09:11.020 What?
00:09:11.480 Who said that?
00:09:12.320 Pause.
00:09:14.320 Who said that?
00:09:16.380 20 points.
00:09:17.360 10 assists.
00:09:18.240 D'Angelo Russell.
00:09:19.140 Brunson cans it.
00:09:20.880 Brunson MVP.
00:09:21.940 I told you.
00:09:22.600 It's in the bag.
00:09:23.500 Look at Jalen's heart.
00:09:24.220 Brunson.
00:09:24.640 Get it ahead.
00:09:25.520 Brunson drives and scores.
00:09:28.180 Brunson!
00:09:29.560 Oh, house!
00:09:30.880 Oh, house!
00:09:31.820 Oh, house!
00:09:33.400 Yeah, run away Nets!
00:09:35.400 Defense!
00:09:36.600 You're off?
00:09:37.100 You're off beat.
00:09:38.020 Defense!
00:09:40.120 I don't...
00:09:40.640 You're off beat, bro.
00:09:41.900 They were off beat.
00:09:43.260 Everybody's getting up.
00:09:44.340 Last couple seconds of the game.
00:09:46.260 Johnson lines it up.
00:09:48.200 Off the rim, no good.
00:09:50.540 That's missed.
00:09:51.460 That's it.
00:09:52.460 That's it.
00:09:54.720 Timeout.
00:09:55.200 Ten seconds left.
00:09:56.260 What happened?
00:09:57.880 Let's go, Knicks!
00:09:59.120 Oh, my God.
00:10:00.660 What are you even doing here?
00:10:01.800 You moved to Miami, you got canceled.
00:10:03.200 Like, I don't want to hear none of you.
00:10:04.520 You're not even from here.
00:10:05.220 That guy right there behind me, he's like,
00:10:07.400 Yo, big fan, big fan, I don't care what they say.
00:10:09.540 And then he's like,
00:10:10.260 But be nice to my people.
00:10:12.440 And I'm like, man, shalom.
00:10:13.440 Man, I love everybody, bro.
00:10:14.600 I love you said that.
00:10:15.540 Yeah, I did.
00:10:16.060 Where are you from?
00:10:16.840 Albania.
00:10:17.820 So I'm like, you're Albanian?
00:10:18.840 Yes, sir.
00:10:19.300 You know my friend Zerka?
00:10:20.240 Yeah, stop hanging around Zerka.
00:10:21.440 Bad Albanian, bro.
00:10:22.340 Bad Albanian?
00:10:22.900 Bad Albanian.
00:10:24.080 In New York,
00:10:25.780 concrete jungle nicks when they made up.
00:10:29.860 Oh, wait.
00:10:30.360 Five minutes ago, you were like Biggie.
00:10:31.900 You were Brooklyn at.
00:10:33.160 We're Brooklyn.
00:10:33.840 You're singing Jay-Z songs now.
00:10:35.340 The audio on your mic,
00:10:36.240 that cheap-ass mic.
00:10:37.080 I was saying Knicks,
00:10:37.740 you were hearing Nets.
00:10:39.680 Get a new mic, bro.
00:10:41.200 That X money's not hitting.
00:10:42.520 You're going to take it to my pockets now
00:10:44.840 just because your team lost?