SNEAKO - January 23, 2025


I Snuck in Courtside at the Knicks vs. Nets game!


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10 minutes

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1,977

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305

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10

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Toxicity

33

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Hate speech

6

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On this week's episode, the guys discuss the return of Kobe Bryant to the NBA, Ben Simmons' new contract, and much more. Also, the boys discuss Kobe's new deal with the Los Angeles Lakers and how it affects their chances of making the playoffs this season.

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00:00:00.000 Who's the best player in New York?
00:00:01.360 Jalen Brunson.
00:00:02.100 Jalen Brunson, man.
00:00:03.160 Best player in New York, Jalen Brunson.
00:00:04.860 There's no comparison.
00:00:05.920 Honest opinion, not biased.
00:00:07.580 Best player in New York.
00:00:08.460 I'll give it Jalen Brunson.
00:00:09.400 Jalen Brunson.
00:00:10.220 Come on, man.
00:00:11.120 Brunson, you know what it is.
00:00:15.020 Zike! 1.00
00:00:23.380 Carlin D. Townsend is going to emerge as one of the top three players in the NBA this season.
00:00:27.120 What are your thoughts on Ben Simmons? 0.97
00:00:28.680 Oh, garbage. 1.00
00:00:29.500 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:00:30.000 Better than LeBron.
00:00:30.600 The best player, bro.
00:00:31.660 I'm not going to.
00:00:32.280 I think he gets a little bit too much hate, honestly.
00:00:34.600 Really? 0.99
00:00:34.860 He's not ass? 1.00
00:00:35.820 He's pretty ass, but come on. 0.99
00:00:37.920 He can go tomorrow, and that's what I'm having. 1.00
00:00:39.500 No issue with him.
00:00:41.260 Do you miss Julius Randle?
00:00:43.060 No.
00:00:43.840 No, I don't miss him at all.
00:00:45.100 They can keep him wherever he went.
00:00:46.360 That's funny.
00:00:47.040 What's more with Julius Randle?
00:00:48.020 He low-key looks like Dante a little bit.
00:00:49.680 I'm Dante DiVincenzo in the flesh.
00:00:52.240 Stop playing with me.
00:00:55.320 Straight back to it.
00:00:56.460 Heading to New York and then Miami.
00:00:58.180 And I thought this airport was going to be packed full of people leaving the inauguration,
00:01:01.740 but it's not.
00:01:02.200 See that lady with the MAGA hat? 1.00
00:01:03.520 I got mine on, too.
00:01:04.360 We just did the, you know, the black people had nod.
00:01:07.380 Last night, we were at a crossroads, leaving the ball, low pump, wanted to go to the strip
00:01:12.620 club, and I looked up the Google Maps, and my hotel was to the right, the strip club was
00:01:16.380 to the left, and I went the right direction and uploaded the footage and got work done
00:01:19.980 instead.
00:01:20.740 If I had went left, I would have gotten four hours less sleep, would have missed the flight,
00:01:25.160 maybe.
00:01:25.740 Just a mess.
00:01:27.220 Would have maybe had some fun, but glad we made the right call.
00:01:30.320 There's no one in this airport.
00:01:43.760 Sorry about that one.
00:01:45.000 Oh, boy.
00:01:45.460 How you doing?
00:01:46.000 Straight back to it.
00:01:56.760 I had one of those rejuvenating REM sleep naps on a 40-minute flight.
00:02:01.180 I'm going to take on the world, bro.
00:02:02.800 I just told Dippins that trip was perfect, front to back.
00:02:06.000 The timing of the flights, sleeping on there, especially getting there, the content, everything
00:02:11.280 that happened, all the logistics.
00:02:13.180 Nothing was missed.
00:02:14.300 Usually, something goes wrong.
00:02:15.900 You know, I get kicked out of some events, some security guards, something happens.
00:02:19.800 Someone gets arrested, someone gets in a fight, someone gets banned, someone gets attacked.
00:02:23.780 Like, there's something.
00:02:25.040 Perfect.
00:02:26.160 Alhamdulillah.
00:02:27.000 Alhamdulillah.
00:02:27.920 You look like you're dancing crackhead at the pizza shop, bro.
00:02:31.420 Very funny.
00:02:33.000 You should get the hair back, man.
00:02:34.680 I don't like seeing you like this, man.
00:02:35.840 You look down bad.
00:02:36.820 Oh, great.
00:02:38.240 All right.
00:02:38.800 Yeah, bro, you need to fix that ASAP.
00:02:40.640 What are you doing today?
00:02:41.600 Nothing, man.
00:02:42.660 I need to turn it out.
00:02:44.400 Jake, did you get the $100,000 that Steak promised you?
00:02:47.420 No.
00:02:48.840 Why?
00:02:49.480 I don't know.
00:02:51.320 What happened?
00:02:52.340 I don't know.
00:02:53.700 Do you think Eddie doesn't, like, have something against you?
00:02:55.800 Because you were supposed to get $100,000, Jake.
00:02:58.260 No.
00:02:59.100 Yeah, really.
00:03:00.880 You know what?
00:03:02.440 I'll figure this out for you.
00:03:03.480 I'll figure this out for you.
00:03:04.400 Steak, I don't know what you got going on, but $100,000 that Jake Future was promised.
00:03:08.900 It's been almost a month since Christmas.
00:03:11.480 What are you doing?
00:03:12.320 What's going on?
00:03:13.060 Do you need me to?
00:03:13.820 I can give it to him.
00:03:14.860 Do you need me to do it?
00:03:15.680 Because I'll do it.
00:03:17.220 I don't care.
00:03:18.240 I'll do it, Steak.
00:03:19.060 If you're not going to give them the $100,000, it's got to come from somebody.
00:03:22.040 Don't make me have to do it.
00:03:23.040 Back at you.
00:03:32.420 I got three hours to get some work done, and then there's a Knicks-Nets game at 730 I'm
00:03:38.520 going to go to with my friends.
00:03:39.480 I was going to go with my sister and her boyfriend, but they're stuck in, like, Costa Rica somewhere,
00:03:43.620 emergency flight.
00:03:44.340 I don't know.
00:03:44.880 They're not coming.
00:03:45.740 I got tickets.
00:03:46.700 I didn't get to go to the gym for, like, three days in D.C., so I need to eat some food.
00:03:50.260 When you travel, I'm eating terrible wings in the hotel restaurant, not eating good.
00:03:54.380 Need a good meal.
00:03:55.420 I'm really craving New York pizza.
00:03:56.900 And then I'll hit the gym, get work done.
00:03:58.280 Boom.
00:03:58.520 I have three hours.
00:03:59.160 Let's go.
00:03:59.980 I'm more glad.
00:04:02.040 By the way, I deserve credit for X finally getting a video tab.
00:04:06.720 My suggestion is as simple as creating a video tab with the video algorithm.
00:04:11.000 Simply promote videos with a long viewer retention.
00:04:14.120 Elon, great job adding the video tab on X, but you could run me by 10%.
00:04:18.660 I'm joking.
00:04:19.640 I'm looking forward to X taking over YouTube.
00:04:22.000 Now, these are crazy.
00:04:23.100 What the?
00:04:23.780 Where'd you get these?
00:04:24.740 At the store.
00:04:29.100 Bro, I'm telling you, as soon as I got here, bro, I stepped out, everybody was like,
00:04:31.900 yo, duck boots. 1.00
00:04:34.000 I'm like, yeah.
00:04:39.220 All right, Knicks, Knicks, who you got?
00:04:41.580 I got the Knicks, bro.
00:04:42.440 Big Nets and a G. 0.94
00:04:43.320 I don't know why I'm throwing gang signs for NBA team.
00:04:45.380 It is Brooklyn, but we got the Knicks.
00:04:47.880 Easy.
00:04:48.440 Security at the front is like, yo, yo, is that a detachable lens?
00:04:51.520 No, it's not.
00:04:52.400 Yeah, it is.
00:04:53.160 Does it zoom?
00:04:53.960 No, it doesn't zoom.
00:04:54.860 Yes, it does.
00:04:55.360 But not much.
00:04:56.300 I'm glad we got it in.
00:04:57.420 Thank you to the Nets security.
00:04:59.280 What are your thoughts as a Nets fan?
00:05:00.600 Thoughts on Ben Simmons?
00:05:01.540 I think he gets a little bit too much hate, honestly.
00:05:03.660 Really? 0.99
00:05:03.920 He's not ass? 1.00
00:05:04.520 He's pretty ass, but come on. 1.00
00:05:05.920 Why don't you hate him then? 1.00
00:05:06.780 He's a person, you know?
00:05:08.620 He's good.
00:05:09.780 Yo, you got Knicks or Nets?
00:05:11.460 Knicks, of course, bro.
00:05:12.680 Knicks.
00:05:13.240 What are your thoughts on Ben Simmons?
00:05:14.840 Oh, Garvin.
00:05:15.720 Oh my God.
00:05:16.120 Better than LeBron.
00:05:16.740 The best player, bro.
00:05:17.800 I'm not going to lie.
00:05:18.360 The best player?
00:05:18.980 The best player. 0.98
00:05:19.480 Okay, why are the Nets so ass this year? 0.98
00:05:21.240 Bro, listen. 0.97
00:05:22.140 If KD was still in that, it would have been over, bro.
00:05:24.460 It would have been over.
00:05:25.260 A long time ago. 0.99
00:05:26.080 Damn, so he's the spokesman. 0.99
00:05:27.180 Nobody else has thoughts? 0.99
00:05:28.320 Yes, I'm the group leader.
00:05:29.660 No, wait.
00:05:30.900 You're not even in the group, bro.
00:05:32.780 Do you miss Julius Randle?
00:05:34.580 No.
00:05:35.540 And who's going to win tonight?
00:05:36.960 Knicks, for sure.
00:05:37.620 Knicks, for sure.
00:05:38.600 Cooper Flagg is coming to the Nets in 2025.
00:05:41.340 Lock it in.
00:05:42.020 Yeah.
00:05:42.340 Put that on my death stone when I'm gone. 1.00
00:05:44.480 Cooper Flagg is coming to the Nets, and if you think otherwise, you're fucking dumb. 1.00
00:05:47.800 Let me ask the both of you. 1.00
00:05:48.780 Who's the best player in New York?
00:05:50.060 Come on, man.
00:05:50.960 Brunson.
00:05:51.420 You know what it is.
00:05:52.260 Not Kat?
00:05:54.480 Brunson for me, personally.
00:05:56.160 I'm a Celtics fan.
00:05:56.540 Dante DiVincenzo.
00:05:57.500 He's coming back to the Knicks.
00:05:58.760 Yeah?
00:05:59.560 Not Kat?
00:06:00.380 No.
00:06:01.220 Dante.
00:06:01.600 I'm a Celtics fan.
00:06:03.080 Bad.
00:06:03.580 Honest opinion?
00:06:04.440 Not biased?
00:06:05.280 Best player in New York?
00:06:06.040 I'll give it Jalen Brunson.
00:06:07.080 Jalen Brunson.
00:06:07.800 Best player in New York?
00:06:08.640 Jalen Brunson.
00:06:09.540 There's no comparison.
00:06:11.120 Not Kat?
00:06:12.000 It's Jalen Brunson.
00:06:12.980 Easy?
00:06:13.560 Jalen Brunson.
00:06:14.220 Easy money right there.
00:06:14.980 Yeah, I agree.
00:06:15.120 Okay, well, why are the Nets so assed this year?
00:06:17.580 Because they don't know what they're doing.
00:06:18.620 They want to bank on these draft picks, but it's not going to work out, so.
00:06:21.780 Walking up here, and someone sees you walk by, they're like, is that Stinko? 0.98
00:06:25.080 What the fuck is he doing up here? 0.98
00:06:26.800 My sister got these seats. 0.99
00:06:28.080 I'm like, where are the seats, sister?
00:06:29.600 She said, oh, they're courtside.
00:06:31.360 And I'm like, they're not courtside.
00:06:32.640 She said, they're courtside adjacent.
00:06:37.160 We're closer to the roof than the court.
00:06:39.400 Can't do it.
00:06:40.180 First court is over.
00:06:41.160 We're going to try to finesse a better seat.
00:06:42.740 Maybe the security will give us a shot.
00:06:45.320 Say hi, Chance.
00:06:46.180 Yeah, I'm at the Knicks games with Stinko.
00:06:51.300 You got Cass on the side.
00:06:52.900 He got Frigo.
00:06:54.340 Hey, Frigo.
00:06:56.300 Wait, you had a phone.
00:06:57.900 Come on, baby. 0.98
00:06:58.840 Stinko.
00:06:59.160 I'm a swerver. 0.94
00:07:00.140 Hey.
00:07:02.740 We're going to get up.
00:07:03.440 We're going to flick right now.
00:07:04.080 Flick right now.
00:07:04.840 Who's the best player in New York?
00:07:06.240 Jalen Brunson.
00:07:07.060 Jalen Brunson.
00:07:07.700 Jalen Brunson.
00:07:07.880 Joss Hart.
00:07:08.600 Boy.
00:07:09.640 They're playing basketball.
00:07:14.020 We love that basketball.
00:07:16.180 They're playing basketball.
00:07:23.580 We love that basketball.
00:07:25.700 Number one.
00:07:26.980 Earth's flow.
00:07:28.920 Basketball is my favorite sport.
00:07:30.980 I like the way to dribble up and down the court.
00:07:33.120 Just like I'm the king on the microphone.
00:07:35.440 So it's Dr. J and Moses Malone.
00:07:37.780 Mission accomplished.
00:07:38.880 Come on, man.
00:07:39.380 How pays.
00:07:40.020 Come on, man.
00:07:40.560 How pays.
00:07:41.100 Mission accomplished.
00:07:42.220 Way better.
00:07:42.880 Holy moly.
00:07:43.680 I'm like, can I bring my boys?
00:07:44.960 They're like, yeah, I got you.
00:07:46.320 Yeah, I got you.
00:07:46.780 W-Cott.
00:07:47.560 My G, man.
00:07:48.280 Shout out to Cats, man.
00:07:50.180 What's good?
00:07:50.800 What's good?
00:07:51.220 What's good?
00:07:51.680 We're live right now.
00:07:52.480 What's popping?
00:07:52.820 What's popping?
00:07:53.300 What's popping?
00:07:53.720 What?
00:07:54.260 All right.
00:07:54.620 Go Nets.
00:07:55.060 Go Nets.
00:07:55.740 I'm a Knick fan, though.
00:07:56.980 But I just don't want that in the video.
00:07:59.560 Nets home game.
00:08:03.160 I've never heard that many boos on the home team, ever.
00:08:07.020 Brunson has nine points.
00:08:09.320 Everybody in the interview in the beginning said that Brunson was the best player.
00:08:13.160 Nine points.
00:08:14.240 But not to everybody who was making fun of.
00:08:15.740 They might win.
00:08:16.500 The team might take it.
00:08:17.660 I knew it was going to happen.
00:08:19.100 I never had any doubt.
00:08:20.320 There was no point in this game where I was rooting for the Knicks at all.
00:08:22.900 They're really losing their minds for a t-shirt.
00:08:32.100 This might be one of the craziest comebacks.
00:08:35.380 Light work.
00:08:36.080 If Nets get this, it's going to solidify that this is their house, even though it's New York.
00:08:40.500 Comebacks.
00:08:41.280 We knew it was going to happen.
00:08:42.200 Spike Lee's in front.
00:08:43.240 He hasn't said a word in a whole quarter. 1.00
00:08:45.400 Fuck Spike Lee. 1.00
00:08:46.420 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00
00:08:47.440 Spike Lee's too much.
00:08:49.540 Sorry, Spike Lee.
00:08:51.340 Okay.
00:08:52.900 Big Nets fan.
00:08:57.420 Big Nets fan, baby.
00:08:59.260 Johnson lost it for a moment.
00:09:00.900 Keyon Johnson.
00:09:02.100 Yes!
00:09:06.360 It's a big foul.
00:09:07.460 It's a flagrant foul.
00:09:08.560 You didn't see the thumb in between his cheeks?
00:09:10.580 What?
00:09:11.020 What?
00:09:11.480 Who said that?
00:09:12.320 Pause.
00:09:14.320 Who said that?
00:09:16.380 20 points.
00:09:17.360 10 assists.
00:09:18.240 D'Angelo Russell.
00:09:19.140 Brunson cans it.
00:09:20.880 Brunson MVP.
00:09:21.940 I told you.
00:09:22.600 It's in the bag.
00:09:23.500 Look at Jalen's heart.
00:09:24.220 Brunson.
00:09:24.640 Get it ahead.
00:09:25.520 Brunson drives and scores.
00:09:28.180 Brunson!
00:09:29.560 Oh, house!
00:09:30.880 Oh, house!
00:09:31.820 Oh, house!
00:09:33.400 Yeah, run away Nets! 1.00
00:09:35.400 Defense! 0.98
00:09:36.600 You're off?
00:09:37.100 You're off beat.
00:09:38.020 Defense! 0.98
00:09:40.120 I don't...
00:09:40.640 You're off beat, bro.
00:09:41.900 They were off beat.
00:09:43.260 Everybody's getting up.
00:09:44.340 Last couple seconds of the game.
00:09:46.260 Johnson lines it up.
00:09:48.200 Off the rim, no good.
00:09:50.540 That's missed.
00:09:51.460 That's it.
00:09:52.460 That's it.
00:09:54.720 Timeout.
00:09:55.200 Ten seconds left.
00:09:56.260 What happened?
00:09:57.880 Let's go, Knicks! 0.99
00:09:59.120 Oh, my God.
00:10:00.660 What are you even doing here?
00:10:01.800 You moved to Miami, you got canceled.
00:10:03.200 Like, I don't want to hear none of you.
00:10:04.520 You're not even from here.
00:10:05.220 That guy right there behind me, he's like,
00:10:07.400 Yo, big fan, big fan, I don't care what they say.
00:10:09.540 And then he's like,
00:10:10.260 But be nice to my people.
00:10:12.440 And I'm like, man, shalom.
00:10:13.440 Man, I love everybody, bro.
00:10:14.600 I love you said that.
00:10:15.540 Yeah, I did.
00:10:16.060 Where are you from?
00:10:16.840 Albania.
00:10:17.820 So I'm like, you're Albanian?
00:10:18.840 Yes, sir.
00:10:19.300 You know my friend Zerka?
00:10:20.240 Yeah, stop hanging around Zerka. 0.99
00:10:21.440 Bad Albanian, bro. 1.00
00:10:22.340 Bad Albanian? 0.99
00:10:22.900 Bad Albanian. 1.00
00:10:24.080 In New York, 0.92
00:10:25.780 concrete jungle nicks when they made up.
00:10:29.860 Oh, wait.
00:10:30.360 Five minutes ago, you were like Biggie.
00:10:31.900 You were Brooklyn at.
00:10:33.160 We're Brooklyn.
00:10:33.840 You're singing Jay-Z songs now.
00:10:35.340 The audio on your mic, 0.93
00:10:36.240 that cheap-ass mic.
00:10:37.080 I was saying Knicks, 0.97
00:10:37.740 you were hearing Nets.
00:10:39.680 Get a new mic, bro.
00:10:41.200 That X money's not hitting.
00:10:42.520 You're going to take it to my pockets now
00:10:44.840 just because your team lost?