SNEAKO - January 21, 2025


I Snuck into the Trump Inauguration Party!


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

149.83954

Word Count

1,354

Sentence Count

212

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey, Junior, how you doing, man? You're loving it. How you doing?
00:00:02.240 I'm here.
00:00:04.520 Good to see you, bro. Congrats on the win.
00:00:06.360 Thank you.
00:00:06.960 Nice to finally meet you.
00:00:08.340 Hello, how are you? Nice to meet you.
00:00:10.400 Just got a photo off.
00:00:11.320 Okay.
00:00:11.980 Bye.
00:00:14.540 Congratulations on leaving Daily Wire.
00:00:16.340 Power of a suit, huh?
00:00:18.400 How the fuck you get a press pass?
00:00:19.960 Let's go.
00:00:36.760 Last dedication.
00:00:47.280 Just got him a shuttle?
00:00:48.680 Okay, I'm on it.
00:00:50.360 What if I sit here?
00:00:51.160 What if I sit here?
00:00:51.260 What if I sit here?
00:00:52.260 May I must have you strangers in the night?
00:01:00.620 I thought you weren't going to wear a jacket.
00:01:02.240 Are you from President Trump?
00:01:03.340 Are you from President Trump?
00:01:04.820 What's up, man?
00:01:05.680 And fresh.
00:01:06.560 Yeah.
00:01:07.000 Stay fresh, stay humble.
00:01:08.640 Of course, man.
00:01:09.460 Is that a Louis Vuitton jacket?
00:01:10.820 It is.
00:01:11.300 Of course, man.
00:01:11.760 I had to do it one time, you know?
00:01:12.860 How much for the fit?
00:01:14.220 No, no, nothing I did right here, bro.
00:01:17.520 The power of a suit, huh?
00:01:18.900 How the fuck you get a press pass?
00:01:22.920 Yo, yo.
00:01:24.280 How does this dude get a press pass?
00:01:25.440 Let's go.
00:01:26.140 I'm fresh as cameraman.
00:01:27.300 This guy.
00:01:27.860 He's the cameraman.
00:01:29.380 Wait.
00:01:30.200 Fresh.
00:01:30.880 Yo.
00:01:31.420 I think you're the DEI diversity hire.
00:01:34.780 Fresh is the only black person here.
00:01:36.860 Isn't that crazy?
00:01:37.720 Why did they let the valet driver in here?
00:01:39.520 I brought the only two brothers in here.
00:01:50.420 There's a black guy right there.
00:01:52.060 There's one.
00:01:54.820 You're not alone.
00:01:56.420 Come on.
00:01:56.800 Come on, hey.
00:01:57.940 Jesus is king.
00:01:59.640 Jesus is born.
00:02:01.240 They will judge this country and do not repent.
00:02:03.660 Jesus is the king.
00:02:04.520 Well, we all know this guy.
00:02:10.540 You're doing the black people connection.
00:02:13.120 You really are.
00:02:15.420 So basically, I didn't have a ticket or a wristband.
00:02:18.480 But at the front, I asked for a press pass.
00:02:20.960 And we got it.
00:02:21.760 So, another reason to get a suit.
00:02:40.000 What do you think so far of the event?
00:02:42.360 He's very chaotic.
00:02:43.740 And I appointed to be introverted for this.
00:02:46.140 Recharge the battery.
00:02:47.200 It's a long night.
00:02:48.220 Wait.
00:02:48.420 Are FBI's refugees?
00:02:49.340 He is?
00:02:50.060 Yes.
00:02:50.460 How do we feel?
00:02:54.140 Hey, don't do you.
00:02:55.220 Go.
00:02:56.240 Say it all.
00:02:58.140 Where's home, man?
00:02:59.520 What are you doing here?
00:03:00.580 Thank you.
00:03:00.840 Oh, dude, you know I'm a conservative.
00:03:02.260 Hey, you're in a good mood, Alan.
00:03:03.260 You saw it when I was first starting to, like, trickle into it.
00:03:06.660 I'm glad to see you fully embrace it.
00:03:08.260 You know what I'm saying?
00:03:08.860 Glad to see you.
00:03:09.540 Hey, you got Trump coin.
00:03:10.840 Yeah, we went against the Hollywood mafia.
00:03:14.460 We did.
00:03:15.200 The deep state.
00:03:15.980 Look at that.
00:03:16.360 Have you applied to McDonald's when TikTok was banned?
00:03:19.660 TikTok, well, I applied in the 12 hours it was banned.
00:03:23.240 But instinctually, I clicked on TikTok in the morning and it was working.
00:03:28.120 So no more McDonald's?
00:03:29.300 Yeah, shout out Donald Trump.
00:03:31.100 I won a Power 30 award, top 30, most influential people to get Donald Trump in office.
00:03:36.520 And it's an honor to be on the right side of history, baby.
00:03:39.540 Let's fucking go back.
00:03:40.460 So, what do you think about Kamala Harris?
00:03:51.300 How many genders are there?
00:03:54.120 One.
00:03:54.980 Two.
00:03:55.920 One?
00:03:56.660 Two.
00:03:57.360 They squashed it.
00:03:58.260 I know why I win when I play for money.
00:04:00.460 Okay, I will play him for money in chess.
00:04:02.840 Let's do it.
00:04:03.420 Let's do it.
00:04:03.920 Let's run it.
00:04:04.340 I'm a 20-year-old.
00:04:05.380 Once you get older, it's about being an intellectual.
00:04:08.280 And obviously, I got to do this.
00:04:10.700 So, you know, when you're a young cat, you can fight.
00:04:13.120 But actually, when you get older, it's about this.
00:04:15.220 You got to backtrack.
00:04:16.420 Mostly everything.
00:04:17.300 I don't know.
00:04:18.520 Well, to the chess game.
00:04:19.540 We're leaving the chess game.
00:04:20.500 Let's break it up here, okay?
00:04:21.960 We came to enjoy the day.
00:04:24.260 I think the ball was calling you, Bryce.
00:04:26.220 He's not being in chess.
00:04:26.640 I think the ball was calling you.
00:04:28.540 All right, come on, come on, come on.
00:04:29.760 Let him enjoy his day, Bryce.
00:04:31.360 Yeah, okay, let me hear it.
00:04:32.500 I believe in the book of revelations.
00:04:34.380 In the book of revelations, it states that every man will have a mark on their head or on their bones in the fire's self.
00:04:41.440 Also, the false prophet deceives with fire from the sky.
00:04:46.160 Who puts votes in people's head and deceives with fire from the sky?
00:04:49.620 I know a guy named Elon that does it.
00:04:53.020 You think about that.
00:04:55.040 Think about that, though.
00:04:56.640 Thank you, thank you.
00:05:01.740 Hey, Junior, how you doing, man?
00:05:02.980 You're loving it.
00:05:03.360 How you doing?
00:05:05.060 Right here.
00:05:05.960 Okay, okay.
00:05:07.440 Good to see you, bro.
00:05:08.440 Congrats on the win.
00:05:09.300 Thank you.
00:05:09.860 Bryce, nice to finally meet you.
00:05:10.820 Hello, how are you?
00:05:12.220 Nice to meet you.
00:05:13.200 Congratulations.
00:05:13.900 Come on, she's got a photo off.
00:05:15.040 Okay.
00:05:15.180 I'm holding this loose.
00:05:17.060 Thank you.
00:05:18.020 Hi.
00:05:18.340 Hi.
00:05:18.960 You know, I'm frustrated.
00:05:20.420 I'm thinking I'm obsessed to see my hair.
00:05:22.700 Thank you.
00:05:23.740 Congratulations on leaving Daily Wire.
00:05:25.500 Yes.
00:05:26.120 Like cash.
00:05:27.240 There you go.
00:05:28.000 Like the entire cabinet.
00:05:30.060 Like J.D. Vance.
00:05:31.740 Yes.
00:05:31.800 I'm going to ask you, what should I be doing as an 8 life path the year of Tiger?
00:05:53.660 What should I be doing in 2025 and 2026?
00:05:55.800 This year, until your birthday hits, you're in a seven-year cycle.
00:05:58.980 You're here to learn as much as possible.
00:06:01.140 Uh-huh.
00:06:01.960 Admit it.
00:06:02.520 Like, this year, you've been fucking more, like, you've been touching with your fucking
00:06:06.120 intellectual sides.
00:06:08.640 Yeah.
00:06:09.320 So when it comes down to it, it's about to cut a whole bunch of people off.
00:06:12.240 I'm sure you've done that already.
00:06:13.360 I have.
00:06:13.820 And then I tell you you're going to do that at the beginning of that year.
00:06:15.960 When your birthday hit, you're done.
00:06:18.140 What's up the tax?
00:06:18.860 Anyways, listen.
00:06:21.080 Go hard in 2026.
00:06:23.040 That's when you fucking hit your fucking peak.
00:06:26.140 You're in a horse.
00:06:27.000 You're a tiger.
00:06:27.680 You know what that is by now, even though you don't watch it.
00:06:30.460 I really do.
00:06:32.360 Fresh looks like the guy in Get Out right now.
00:06:35.840 Like, I want to flash him with the light.
00:06:38.180 Get out!
00:06:39.480 Get out!
00:06:42.520 It's like, I'm being a little, like, racist, but there's really no other black people in
00:06:46.700 this whole place.
00:06:47.360 We're going to...
00:06:48.920 Yo, yo, even the helpers get the helpers.
00:06:54.000 Valet!
00:06:55.360 Valet!
00:06:56.040 What?
00:06:57.140 Valet!
00:07:00.560 Bro.
00:07:01.400 I'm farming Savannah.
00:07:02.740 It's on the 47th hat.
00:07:04.040 Very important.
00:07:04.920 Donald Trump is going to be in the 47th at the end, obviously.
00:07:07.180 True.
00:07:07.960 And also, Savannah said she already hit the wall.
00:07:10.280 27th.
00:07:13.160 What changed?
00:07:14.300 It's your birthday tonight.
00:07:15.480 Well, I had a birthday in October, and it's January, and because I'm on the ground so
00:07:20.000 much, I don't ever know what day it is or what month's right.
00:07:23.660 So, I'm, like, newly 28, but I'm basically 30.
00:07:27.220 So, like...
00:07:28.180 You're rounding up.
00:07:29.780 You got two years.
00:07:30.620 You're good.
00:07:31.620 Right.
00:07:32.120 I got two years left, my friend.
00:07:33.500 Millions and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions.
00:07:44.480 Let's see what's inside.
00:07:47.060 Hey, how you doing?
00:07:50.600 Good to see you.
00:07:52.160 Look who we opened up the page to.
00:07:53.580 We got Yeezy out here, all right?
00:07:55.920 Good morning.
00:07:58.860 What an iconic page.
00:08:00.100 Very iconic moment.
00:08:01.460 Kanye.
00:08:02.500 Now known as Yeezy.
00:08:04.440 Beautiful.
00:08:05.220 We love to see it.
00:08:06.120 We love to see that.
00:08:13.140 I think it's time to go home.
00:08:14.380 Yeah, this is madness.
00:08:23.560 I'm just getting out and walking.
00:08:24.680 All the roads are closed.
00:08:25.580 I can't get home anywhere.
00:08:26.940 I'm starving, and it's 2 a.m.
00:08:28.640 I'm just going to walk.
00:08:29.900 Tired of sitting in that Uber.
00:08:31.240 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:08:31.820 I don't even like partying.
00:08:32.940 I shouldn't have went to that party.
00:08:34.600 It's usually...
00:08:35.140 You know, it's been over a success.
00:08:36.340 I'm complaining now because I'm starving.
00:08:38.240 It's been a couple of days, but tomorrow is the inauguration.
00:08:41.640 Going to keep on going, man.
00:08:43.500 Enjoying the grind.
00:08:44.540 First stream back today.
00:08:45.960 Got a lot done.
00:08:47.540 Optimistic.
00:08:48.840 What the fuck?
00:08:52.080 Is this really necessary?
00:08:53.860 It's like the walking dead here.
00:08:56.640 This doesn't even feel like real life right now.
00:08:59.120 This is a dream moment.
00:09:00.640 What is going on?
00:09:01.460 What is life, huh?