SNEAKO - May 27, 2022


JiDion and Salim Rizz Up SNEAKO’S Girlfriend Live!


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

159.61124

Word Count

2,124

Sentence Count

117

Misogynist Sentences

17

Hate Speech Sentences

23


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 And he's where they're birch
00:00:05.740 Bro
00:00:09.500 Yo, that's a
00:00:19.420 Yeah, chat chat chat knows best who has better is salim or sneaker
00:00:24.040 Yeah, it was like it was like humorous I would say god damn
00:00:52.560 Landslide victory god. Dang. Now there's more sneakers in the chat. What the fuck are you talking about? I see you see okay
00:01:00.060 Okay, all right. All right. Snickers is sneaking up
00:01:04.400 Bro, so on someone donate if you guys think salim has better is
00:01:08.800 Donate right now
00:01:10.600 You said what? I said if you think if you think uh
00:01:14.840 Well, you gotta get your shit to where it's not like that. What are you talking about?
00:01:18.520 I gotta get my shit to what you gotta like make it like cuz my shit's like
00:01:23.320 You have like a hole blocking off a hole. Yeah transparent. Yeah, I know I know I know I know
00:01:28.280 Unconscious ribs. Oh my god. I think it did hit unconscious ribs on her cuz when you're sleeping this nigga's in rim stage five
00:01:35.860 Salim was in a rim stage five and fucking hit what do you know about that room?
00:01:40.960 He was in a rim state five hidden ribs. Okay. What is Riz even mean to you?
00:01:46.980 What does Riz mean because I don't get it rim rim state five?
00:01:51.600 Hidden fucking ribs. That's that's deadly chat. That is deadly R.I.P. Sneeko
00:01:57.380 R.I.P. Sneeko bro rim rim stage five with the whole
00:02:01.840 I'm just like I hope you know like like stream aside like I'm just like I'm not actually press I'm just joking like it does
00:02:15.860 I don't really I don't actually care, right? Like this is just for the stream
00:02:20.700 Lucid Riz
00:02:23.240 Like you you you you can stop joking about it now
00:02:26.680 I'm not joking. I'm just reading chat
00:02:28.680 Um, so so so what do you think about the the state of um, no, yo, yo, yo, yo, chat, you can't change subject chat
00:02:40.300 Oh shit, my camera died. I guess we got to go out of something's wrong with the audio
00:02:43.400 They're saying the audio is fucked up. Hey, the next time the audio messes up y'all stream is officially over no more stream
00:02:48.360 You know what do those chats say?
00:02:54.080 I don't know
00:02:55.080 paralyze riz
00:02:56.680 Lucid Riz
00:02:58.480 Bro, these niggas are funny. Oh, no audio's messed up. I guess we got to go
00:03:04.600 Oh my gosh
00:03:10.600 I
00:03:11.160 I just want to see one more funny one. You want to see what?
00:03:15.060 Slumped Riz
00:03:18.360 Oh
00:03:20.360 But well, I swear I see the funniest shit from reading chat
00:03:25.740 The tries really funny they come up with things that I don't even think about everybody's funny with me
00:03:35.220 Bro who the fuck thinks of fucking lucid riz
00:03:40.800 It's not funny. Why are you laughing so hard at that?
00:03:43.920 Oh
00:03:45.920 She's screaming laughing over this fucking donation like it's funny
00:03:49.420 Wait, wait, what did they donate? What did they say?
00:03:51.420 Celine finna bust your girl down lmao
00:03:53.480 Oh
00:03:55.480 Oh
00:03:59.980 Someone gave five and said bro got no Rizzoli. There we go. See yeah
00:04:04.800 Zzzz
00:04:06.800 Zzzz
00:04:07.800 Zzzz
00:04:10.800 Zzzz
00:04:11.800 Bro, I swear bro. So at me on Twitter those someone at me on Twitter that fucking one meme where it's like
00:04:18.560 It's like man you guys are sleeping on polo G and then it's audio were like
00:04:27.880 So one at me that on Twitter right now
00:04:34.800 Oh
00:04:36.800 At me on
00:04:38.080 Snoring Rizz bros
00:04:40.080 Bedtime Rizz
00:04:45.080 Bro, I wish I was insomnia
00:04:49.480 Bro, they on your ass
00:04:51.480 Mariz? Mariz is crazy
00:04:56.080 Night night Rizz
00:04:57.520 Brandon's donating
00:04:59.120 Brandon get the fuck out of the chat bro
00:05:01.120 Melatonin Rizz
00:05:03.120 Oh
00:05:04.120 Melatonin Rizz
00:05:06.000 That's a good one. That's a good one
00:05:08.000 Bro, please someone at me that fucking
00:05:12.400 It's not that funny GD. They're just saying other words for sleeping. How many times are they gonna make you laugh over that?
00:05:18.000 9am fight Rizz
00:05:23.040 Oh my god lean Rizz
00:05:25.040 Benadryl Rizz
00:05:25.840 You're just saying synonyms for sleeping bro NyQuil
00:05:28.560 NyQuil Rizz
00:05:29.440 Oh sleepy, we get it
00:05:31.440 Okay, lead
00:05:32.440 Lumber Rizz
00:05:33.440 Ah, fuck
00:05:34.440 Yo chat, is this shit not funny as fuck?
00:05:37.440 Is this shit not funny as fuck?
00:05:39.440 Vegetative Rizz
00:05:41.440 Oh my gosh
00:05:43.440 Vegetative Rizz is crazy
00:05:47.440 I really don't care bro
00:05:49.440 You guys can laugh haha all you want bro
00:05:51.440 You really don't give a fuck
00:05:53.440 Coma, bro
00:05:55.440 Sleep apnea
00:05:57.440 Ha, cause sleeping
00:05:59.440 Ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:06:01.440 That was all good bro
00:06:03.440 Ay, but like look
00:06:04.440 At the end of the day
00:06:05.440 You got her, Celine don't
00:06:07.440 A what?
00:06:08.440 Exactly
00:06:09.440 Yeah, I don't care
00:06:10.440 Yeah, I don't care
00:06:11.440 I literally don't care
00:06:12.440 Jetlog Rizz
00:06:13.440 I feel like
00:06:15.440 I feel like your chest is never gonna let this down though
00:06:19.440 Cause you didn't realize but you just flipped a meme
00:06:21.440 He said unconscious Rizz cause we were referencing a TikTok video we reacted to yesterday
00:06:25.440 You know Sienna Mae
00:06:27.440 Sienna Mae, uh, yeah
00:06:29.440 Sienna Mae she uh, she SA'd that guy who was asleep
00:06:31.440 She made out with uh, her sleeping
00:06:33.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:06:34.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:06:35.440 So I, we said unconscious Rizz and they were referencing that
00:06:37.440 And then you fucking turned it in
00:06:39.440 Now it's, it was my funny joke and now it's their joke
00:06:43.440 Oh that sucks
00:06:45.440 Flame the dream whenever Maria slides in
00:06:47.440 Oh my gosh, bro
00:06:56.440 Hey man, this was a W fucking stream
00:06:59.440 Matthew's gonna have to steal some of these and post it on JD on premium
00:07:02.440 I'm sorry
00:07:03.440 This stream was okay
00:07:04.440 I don't know if it was a W but it was like
00:07:06.440 Yo chat right now
00:07:07.440 It was engaging and entertaining
00:07:08.440 I don't know if it was a W I would call it
00:07:10.440 Like a V stream
00:07:12.440 Or like a
00:07:13.440 V stream
00:07:14.440 A V stream was crazy
00:07:15.440 Like halfway
00:07:16.440 You know, I would say it was made
00:07:17.440 Now whenever you meet Saleem IRL
00:07:19.440 You gotta find
00:07:20.440 Maria, what do you think?
00:07:21.440 Do you think this was a W stream?
00:07:22.440 Yeah, I like
00:07:23.440 I had a lot of fun
00:07:24.440 Look at us
00:07:25.440 Did you see what she said?
00:07:26.440 She's starting beef
00:07:27.440 Saleem's like, yo, you're a funny guy
00:07:28.440 And Saleem, I watch the videos all the time
00:07:29.440 Funny guy
00:07:30.440 She's like, yeah, next time you see each other
00:07:31.440 You have to fight
00:07:34.440 No, you were starting it
00:07:36.440 You were like, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:07:37.440 I'm funny but you slid into my girls
00:07:38.440 Like, like
00:07:39.440 You like, look, you came off hostile
00:07:41.440 Yeah, it was you
00:07:42.440 No, what?
00:07:43.440 It was you and I was just like
00:07:45.440 Yeah
00:07:46.440 Like, bro, you need your compliment
00:07:47.440 Just having fun
00:07:48.440 And you fucking like
00:07:49.440 With Adam
00:07:50.440 I was like
00:07:51.440 I said, damn
00:07:52.440 I didn't go at
00:07:53.440 I just said what happened
00:07:54.440 You slid into my girls DMs
00:07:55.440 Like, what's up?
00:07:56.440 That's it
00:07:57.440 I don't care
00:07:58.440 I'm not mad
00:08:00.440 It's not that big of a deal
00:08:01.440 It's just a streamer just joking
00:08:02.440 I was just joking at him
00:08:03.440 It's not that fucking big of a deal, Gino
00:08:05.440 I'm like, just fucking
00:08:06.440 Like, just drop it
00:08:07.440 Just drop it
00:08:08.440 Why are you putting anime references in the chat now, bro?
00:08:13.440 If the fucking sleeping joke is over
00:08:15.440 I don't care
00:08:16.440 You hit him with that Itachi riz
00:08:19.440 Catnap riz
00:08:23.440 Gideon got that per 30 riz
00:08:26.440 Oh my god
00:08:27.440 But I need to get some riz
00:08:29.440 L-stream in the chat
00:08:30.440 V-stream in the chat
00:08:32.440 This shit was not like
00:08:33.440 Just relax
00:08:34.440 Relax, bro
00:08:35.440 Bro, but I'm telling you, bro
00:08:36.440 You want to salim the dick dick
00:08:40.440 Like, just fucking
00:08:41.440 Hey, but I'm like
00:08:43.440 I'm really happy you're doing this
00:08:44.440 I mean, bro, your chat appreciates this, bro
00:08:46.440 You need a...
00:08:47.440 Do you have a clip guy?
00:08:48.440 Yeah
00:08:49.440 That's good
00:08:50.440 Cause whenever I did the clips myself
00:08:52.440 Like...
00:08:53.440 Bro, you know a 16 year old runs my channel?
00:08:55.440 Who?
00:08:56.440 A 16 year old
00:08:57.440 His name's Matthew
00:08:58.440 He runs my second channel
00:09:00.440 The whole shit?
00:09:01.440 Nigga gets thousands of dollars a month
00:09:04.440 Like, this nigga makes more than his parents
00:09:06.440 Yeah, my editor just...
00:09:08.440 I don't know if he wants me to say it, but I'm gonna say it
00:09:10.440 He just failed high school
00:09:12.440 He's been editing me for a year
00:09:14.440 Like, really great
00:09:15.440 But like, now he just hired him full time
00:09:16.440 And then three weeks into this first month
00:09:18.440 He fucking failed high school
00:09:20.440 But, you know, he's 18
00:09:21.440 There's no point
00:09:22.440 He's in England
00:09:23.440 So it doesn't matter as much
00:09:24.440 But he's making more than anyone else's age
00:09:26.440 Like, around him
00:09:27.440 No, like, literally, bro
00:09:29.440 The stupidest thing
00:09:30.440 So we had like a big stream the night before
00:09:32.440 Hey, fuck...
00:09:33.440 Damn, math class riz
00:09:35.440 I know exactly what he means
00:09:36.440 Cause he be falling asleep in math class
00:09:38.440 Like...
00:09:39.440 That was...
00:09:41.440 That was actually a W joke
00:09:42.440 Like, you had to get that one
00:09:43.440 Yeah, but you didn't even laugh at it
00:09:44.440 So it's not that much of a W
00:09:45.440 But it was so good that I had to put it out
00:09:46.440 It was a V joke
00:09:47.440 Because you just said it was funny
00:09:48.440 And you didn't laugh
00:09:49.440 So just relax
00:09:50.440 No, that shit was funny
00:09:51.440 Like, I'm just like all laughed out
00:09:52.440 That shit was funny though
00:09:53.440 That shit was funny
00:09:54.440 That was funny
00:09:55.440 You're saying it's funny and not laughing
00:09:56.440 So I don't really...
00:09:57.440 Nah, that was funny
00:09:58.440 Chat...
00:09:59.440 Chat, say ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:10:01.440 Chat, tell them how funny that was
00:10:03.440 Inactive riz
00:10:04.440 God dang
00:10:05.440 Wet dreams wiz
00:10:06.440 Oh my gosh
00:10:08.440 But uh...
00:10:09.440 This nigga Matthew
00:10:10.440 Like, we had a big stream
00:10:11.440 And he needed to get the clips out, right?
00:10:13.440 Chat say ha ha ha ha ha
00:10:15.440 And everybody was fucking...
00:10:17.440 Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:10:18.440 Yeah, I'm part of it!
00:10:19.440 Ha ha ha ha!
00:10:20.440 Yeah, remember when Saleem tried to fuck my girl?
00:10:22.440 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:10:25.440 Shut up.
00:10:26.440 Fill the fuck up, chat.
00:10:27.740 The thing is they'll be beefing with all of Full Sin.
00:10:30.440 And your w-
00:10:31.540 I'm wearing Full Sin right-
00:10:32.840 Bro, fuck this fuckin' shirt bro!
00:10:34.040 Yeah, chat, chat!
00:10:35.240 This nigga!
00:10:37.240 His girl slid in to some weird videos.
00:10:38.540 NOOOOOO!
00:10:40.240 And he's wearing their merch!
00:10:42.240 NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
00:10:43.240 That's tough.
00:10:44.240 That's tough.
00:10:45.240 NOOOOOO!
00:10:46.240 I just realized he's wearing their merch right now!
00:10:51.240 Oh my god.
00:10:52.240 That's-
00:10:53.240 I couldn't allow that.
00:10:56.040 Nah, no.
00:10:57.040 Me personally, I could not allow that.
00:11:00.040 Bro, you can never talk shit about D'Angelo Wallace ever again.
00:11:05.040 D'Angelo-
00:11:05.840 He said he can't talk shit about Dan-
00:11:07.440 NOOOO!
00:11:08.440 Don't rip it!
00:11:09.440 Don't rip it!
00:11:10.440 Yo!
00:11:11.440 I'm not the Full Sin perch!
00:11:13.440 FUCK NO!
00:11:15.440 I like that shirt!
00:11:17.440 This nigga was complimenting that shirt fucking all stream and now he's ripping it up.
00:11:23.040 Oh my god.
00:11:25.840 And now he wrapped it around his girl.
00:11:27.840 That's tough.
00:11:28.840 Wow.
00:11:29.840 Wow.
00:11:30.340 Now she's covered in the Full Sin.
00:11:31.840 I'm gonna turn it into a halter and I'll wear it myself.
00:11:33.840 I'm just kidding.
00:11:34.840 Where's the water?
00:11:36.840 He he he he he he he he he.
00:11:39.640 BORBIUS RIZ?
00:11:40.640 That's a BORBIUS RIZ?
00:11:41.640 That's a BORBIUS RIZ?
00:11:42.640 No!
00:11:43.440 No!
00:11:44.440 No!
00:11:45.440 No!
00:11:46.440 Not for me!
00:11:47.440 It's not gonna burn.
00:11:48.440 Oh, it's not gonna burn?
00:11:49.440 Yeah, chat.
00:11:50.440 That's what's up.
00:11:51.440 Haha, sleeping.
00:11:52.440 Yeah.
00:11:53.440 Haha, funny.
00:11:54.440 I'm burning it outside.
00:11:55.440 Oh shit, the fucking fire.
00:11:56.440 I can still turn it into a halter, crop top.
00:12:02.440 Yo, chat.
00:12:03.440 We need to make sure that you do a 24-7.
00:12:05.440 How?
00:12:06.440 Yo, Maria.
00:12:07.440 Maria, right?
00:12:08.440 Yeah.
00:12:09.440 Maria.
00:12:10.440 Come here.
00:12:11.440 Oh my god.
00:12:12.440 Do you see it?
00:12:13.440 Your lamp is in the way.
00:12:15.440 I can.
00:12:16.440 That's what you get.
00:12:17.440 Maria, can you hear me?
00:12:18.440 I don't want shit, bro.
00:12:19.440 Fuck your stupid jokes.
00:12:21.440 Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:12:22.440 I'm a cuck.
00:12:23.440 La la la.
00:12:24.440 It's gonna burn the mat.
00:12:26.440 It's gonna...
00:12:27.440 Oh, there's no mat?
00:12:29.440 He's gonna set his freaking eyes on fire.
00:12:32.440 Maria.
00:12:33.440 Maria.
00:12:34.440 Yeah.
00:12:35.440 Can you hear me?
00:12:36.440 Yeah.
00:12:37.440 After this stream, I need you to give us hourly updates on Twitter to make sure you're okay.
00:12:40.440 Updates?
00:12:41.440 Yeah, cause we gotta make sure you're good.
00:12:43.440 Wait, what?
00:12:44.440 You gotta give us hourly updates, like making sure you're good, because...
00:12:48.440 Oh, like...
00:12:49.440 Oh.
00:12:50.440 Yeah.
00:12:51.440 Chat's saying pre-abuse.
00:12:52.440 Oh, like, hashtag save Maria?
00:12:55.440 We don't want you to get Amber Heard, you know what I mean?
00:12:58.440 You mean...
00:12:59.440 Oh, yeah.
00:13:00.440 Okay, okay, okay.
00:13:01.440 They're telling me to check my DM.
00:13:02.440 They always say...
00:13:03.440 Stop.
00:13:04.440 Don't check your DMs.
00:13:05.440 Don't check your DMs.
00:13:06.440 No more phones.
00:13:07.440 This is what they're talking about.
00:13:09.440 This is what...
00:13:10.440 Maria's gonna wake up with a fucking shit turd next to her in the bed.
00:13:13.440 Sir...
00:13:16.440 Yep.
00:13:17.440 Thanks.