SNEAKO - July 15, 2022


Kurtis Conner VS. SNEAKO


Episode Stats


Length

24 minutes

Words per minute

174.2892

Word count

4,291

Sentence count

1

Harmful content

Misogyny

32

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Toxicity

127

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Hate speech

52

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Summary

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This episode is about how toxic men are ruining my mental health and how pandering is ruining your mental health. I also talk about how panderers are ruining the mental health of women and how they are ruining everyone's mental health

Transcript

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Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 i wanted to react to curtis connor y'all curtis connor is an example of youtubers that suck these 0.97
00:00:05.760 pandering ass youtubers who just say the nice thing it's basically like new generation h3 h3 1.00
00:00:10.860 they're just in here like yeah oh my god look at these toxic men and that's their way of getting 0.98
00:00:15.620 he's just like pretending like they're one of the good guys you know quirky over edited humor
00:00:20.320 these are the worst guys ever you know i'm saying if you're a dude and you have a 92 percent female 0.98
00:00:25.500 audience all these in here oh look how many in the comments then there's something there's a red 0.97
00:00:30.440 flag that's a red flag for me if you're a dude with an all-female audience you're a panderer i just 0.85
00:00:35.820 want to show you this is curtis connor these are the worst guys ever they're literally destroying my 0.99
00:00:41.320 mental health okay that's cum cum on the shoulder i hardly know okay let's look at another one so this 0.98
00:00:48.520 is a picture uh a girl posted she says i got a new skirt and there's her new skirt and then i guess 0.96
00:00:55.480 uh a girl posted watch she says i got a new skirt and there's her new skirt and then look at him 0.87
00:01:00.780 pretend like he doesn't know what this tweet is this is a picture uh a girl posted she says i got 0.99
00:01:06.120 a new skirt i got a new skirt this is photoshopped to fucking shit her waist doesn't look like that 1.00
00:01:11.260 and this bitch like bro i got a new skirt just show off your body just post an ass pic but don't 1.00
00:01:17.220 justify i got a new skirt it's like when bitches start like stick their whole ass and titties out 1.00
00:01:21.760 but it's my nails look at my new nails that's covering over my photoshopped ass curtis connor 1.00
00:01:28.560 you know what the fuck she's doing i i got a new skirt she's just showing off her skirt 1.00
00:01:33.060 she's just showing off her skirt and there's her new skirt and then i guess someone dm'd her right 1.00
00:01:39.660 after and said came for the tits don't like that there's a personality attached to them unfollowed 1.00
00:01:45.820 okay this is so annoying because like these are the same guys who like when a girl is like famous 0.91
00:01:52.020 for like she has like an only fans or something like that these are the same guys would be like
00:01:55.820 well you see the pandering you see it do you understand why you have such a female audience 1.00
00:02:00.340 because oh my god he's one of the good guys he's so cute because he says what i think oh do you have
00:02:04.840 a personality though and then when someone is showing a sliver of personality the guy's like what 0.99
00:02:10.340 the fuck i thought you were just a pair of boobs i thought you were just i thought you were 1.00
00:02:13.460 literally just pitch this guy's dream girl is literally just a sentient pair of boobs yeah 1.00
00:02:19.620 yeah get out this is my new girlfriend we're a pretty good match i'm uh i'm an infj personality 0.78
00:02:26.740 type and she's a double d i'm so sad also i've always hated when people like go out of their way
00:02:32.600 to tell look at like all the jokes every single punchline of every joke like these guys like cody
00:02:37.380 co every fucking soft boy and they have thumbnails like this off to the side you see that with this 0.99
00:02:42.720 font yikes oh my god toxic that's all their thumbnails it's pandering ass bullshit the whole 1.00
00:02:49.180 punchline of every single joke is girls you're you have a personality i'm not one of the bad guys 0.99
00:02:55.020 i'm on your side tell you that they're unfollowing you just do it you know what i mean it's happened
00:02:59.720 to me so many times i'll get a message from someone being like you talk about politics way too much man 0.98
00:03:04.480 i watch your videos to escape from all that stuff you know even though i would be saying shit if you 0.95
00:03:08.920 were saying the stuff that i agreed with you just lost a follower when did it become like for woke 0.96
00:03:13.800 liberals too to dress like rednecks he got a mullet and a mustache and still like my eight percent 1.00
00:03:18.680 fucking female audience is still saying he's fine but he's not funny bro this is a fucking nose ring 1.00
00:03:25.440 and a trucker mullet and this weird stash that's what makes you fine you look goofy every day them 1.00
00:03:31.260 and brooklyn looks like this okay man bye i don't fucking care okay i also got a lot of those messages 0.90
00:03:36.620 when i made a second coming joke about jesus so you just can't please everybody you know 0.97
00:03:42.000 i think it's a good example of how if you're not that funny you can over edit the fuck out of your 0.98
00:03:47.440 videos and make it funny cody co's okay cody co's okay cody co does do this shit too though 0.98
00:03:52.340 you know what i'm talking about where it's like oh yeah girls you're not just objects come to the 1.00
00:03:57.100 good side but jesus can oh yeah okay so this next one uh incel replies will often uh take a screenshot
00:04:04.640 of another twitter account where uh you know they'll post a pic of like some girl and then
00:04:08.880 they'll ask their followers how do you open what is your opening line to this girl to get her 0.94
00:04:12.920 interested in you drew made a video about uh this dude this is one of the same dudes all these soft 0.98
00:04:17.760 boys listen up drew um forgot their fucking names what's the other one there's three of these white 0.98
00:04:22.420 boys it's like the soft friendly non-threatening white boy could just do commentaries that are so 0.99
00:04:28.380 fucking long they get millions of views and they have all female audience because they're just like 1.00
00:04:33.020 non-threatening men there's this generation of girls now that don't ever want to do you make 0.99
00:04:38.300 me feel unsafe and so they like these just like pussy men guys who look like they're 14 even though 0.99
00:04:43.660 they're 28 types of tweets a little while back so go watch that but let's just look at this one first 0.99
00:04:47.980 okay god damn it you're heading towards a cafe to grab a quick lunch but you notice this young woman 0.84
00:04:54.140 she notices you noticing her how do you open all right and this guy says me my dear god woman are you 0.99
00:05:01.280 aphrodite reincarnated you have a face crafted by the gods or the finest surgeons her would you like 0.99
00:05:08.020 to feel my silicone me your breasts your lips or your butt that's a fact that girl is complete plastic 1.00
00:05:15.220 and curtis is going to defend her this doesn't look like a real person it looks like a snapchat filter 0.98
00:05:20.120 everything is fake and he's going to be like whoa how are you so another classic pickup the prompt was
00:05:26.380 how do you open not how do you think the conversation would go with this woman in your dreams you know
00:05:30.760 what i mean i swear to god like 90 of the responses rely on the girls replying and in a way that they
00:05:36.940 would never fucking reply ever in a million years dude no shot any girl would say would you like to 0.99
00:05:43.140 feel my silicone and another thing like these pickup lines are why are you taking these tweet jokes 0.99
00:05:47.700 seriously why what do the girls think of this eight percent talk to me what do you think of him 1.00
00:05:53.800 oh my god these incel yeah look i was talking to an incel and incel yeah you see what i'm saying
00:06:00.240 uh five two balding jenna said hit the nail on the head with these commentary guys having a 95 0.99
00:06:04.560 female audience being a red flag pandering guys with nothing interesting to say all their videos are 0.62
00:06:09.140 exactly like this all every single one is just oh yeah look at these other bad guys but i'm one of the
00:06:16.080 good ones i'm a non-threatening white guy should never go there's always like a condescending or
00:06:20.880 insulting tone like underneath everything they say wow you look so beautiful you're prettier than a pile 0.99
00:06:26.580 of garbage okay thank you i guess no problem hey speaking of a pile of garbage and then for all the 0.99
00:06:32.640 ugly girls watching this they just like oh my god curtis is like my boyfriend who do you like he this guy 1.00
00:06:37.440 tours and stuff like that who do you think is coming out to his shows it's all fucking girls who just 1.00
00:06:42.360 snapchat him and it's like you pretend that it's it's stand-up comedy but it's just like an internet 0.99
00:06:47.000 it's kind of like one direction are those fuck who's those group of uh tiktok boys before tiktok 0.93
00:06:53.340 what was it oh my god what was that group that's what it is if you have a 95 female audience at a 1.00
00:06:58.980 stand-up comedy show you're not funny where'd you get your outfit okay man i'm gonna go you're an 1.00
00:07:04.420 asshole you're being a fucking prick okay you're ugly you're an ugly guy you have nothing i i wish 1.00
00:07:09.780 nothing but the worst for you and everyone in your life for the rest of time i would never ever 1.00
00:07:16.220 every single joke has the same punchline it's okay girls i'm one of the good guys i'm not like the
00:07:22.500 others have sex with you ever i would even if i had to just kiss you to save the lives of every 1.00
00:07:30.160 single person on this planet i wouldn't do it i'd let everybody go fucking dead before i even 1.00
00:07:34.880 thought driving thought of putting my lips on yours in any capacity okay i hope you fucking die 1.00
00:07:42.380 goodbye all right see you later 1.00
00:07:46.120 another classic pickup all right let's look at another classic pickup was that funny or was there
00:07:54.320 just music over it was that like was there anything funny about that at the beach relaxing from an entire
00:07:59.400 week of intense hustle you spot this young woman checking you out how do you hope pass she has a 1.00
00:08:05.820 stupid nose ring too much drama red flag emojis okay hold on does she even have a nose hey you have a 0.99
00:08:13.720 nose ring too i can't even i can't even see a nose ring this guy must have like zoomed in and enhanced 1.00
00:08:24.780 like every fucking inch of the photo dude i don't oh my god these guys are such incels holy 0.97
00:08:29.680 like what like maybe there's a septum piercing is that also what does too much drama mean i have a 0.98
00:08:34.920 nose ring but i'm not dramatic i mean i took drama all through high school and then i dropped out of
00:08:39.120 university in the first three days to pursue the performing arts but i'm not it's just over edited
00:08:43.240 like actually break down and see if this is funny is it just a bunch of sound effects or is it actually
00:08:47.840 good dramatic okay i did all that before i had a nose ring so checkmate i think like the real
00:08:53.120 red flag emoji is zooming in on a picture of a stranger and then being like nah here's a nose 0.64
00:08:59.280 ring that's too much drama for me also this isn't fucking real like this this is a tweet this is a 0.93
00:09:05.960 chat you laughing you laughing when you really break it down you laughing in a hypothetical situation 0.87
00:09:10.400 on twitter and then you go nah not for me a nose oh what do you want me to do you want me to get on
00:09:16.100 one knee and propose with a nose ring that's a little ridiculous hey what do i know all right let's
00:09:20.920 take a look at another text conversation just over editing and stuff like that effects and stuff
00:09:24.960 like that it's not actually funny it just distracts your senses it's overload of captions zoom ins and
00:09:30.140 this and so you're just you're you're entertained but this is this is a laugh you do when you watch
00:09:34.500 curtis connor
00:09:35.100 that's it 0.92
00:09:46.840 hey are you on please text me i'm in pain what my testicles are swelling i really need to see you
00:09:54.580 in three normal full body pics of you please help me usually guys will ask for nudes but it's like
00:09:59.720 it's somehow creepier to ask for like three normal full body pics you know that's that's way more
00:10:06.880 sinister for some reason it would be crazy though if that was like legit the only way he could fix that 0.77
00:10:12.100 problem you know doctor please this is an emergency i need help my testicles they're swelling look 0.65
00:10:17.500 whoa yeah ah that's the boing sound effect uh those things are about to burst i uh 0.98
00:10:24.740 balls bursting i would hate to be you right now come on man sorry sorry sorry curtis you're so 0.99
00:10:31.020 non-threatening i like you and your mustache man i'm just busting your balls or i bet you wish i was 0.99
00:10:36.800 come on sorry just a little doctor humor it's like passive aggressive it's the same type of humor that 0.98
00:10:42.860 girls have the same exact like oh wow like take it down a notch this this is their humor you're at a 1.00
00:10:49.820 10 let's bring it down to a three this happens all the time okay all you need to do is look at
00:10:55.480 three normal full body pics of a woman okay yeah that that seems easy enough are are you going to
00:11:01.160 show me those pictures oh no sorry that isn't covered by your insurance okay but uh i'll show you
00:11:06.580 what is covered by your insurance skip chat like you got the whole chat laughing curtis and your
00:11:12.320 sound effects and your zoom ins they all want to skip but look he's got stand-up com i'm gonna watch a 0.94
00:11:17.640 little bit more he has a stand-up comedy clip and this shit got me really tight back when i was 0.96
00:11:21.340 doing stand-up because i'm like what the fuck is this you just see the front and it's all gen z 0.98
00:11:25.540 like that's not stand-up comedy if you have your phone out 0.99
00:11:33.840 nothing nothing you have no insurance so i can't do anything are you serious
00:11:44.620 all right uh this is like perfect example somebody who relies on editing you could do this too chat 0.55
00:11:52.440 if you want a youtube commentary channel panner to bitches put a bunch of effects make the video 20 1.00
00:11:57.500 minutes boom and also be a white guy who's non-threatening with a mullet bank let's get 0.96
00:12:03.420 back to some hypothetical pickup lines you're on vacation with your relatives at a ski resort
00:12:07.940 escaping for a few days from the chaotic city life that you're used to as you head up the snowy
00:12:12.820 mountain you spot this cute girl your eyes meet hers i mean you you get the formula now you just
00:12:18.180 it's repeating the same formula guy says something objectifying women and then he defends them and
00:12:24.920 makes the girl feel good again and you crack a smile how do you open me absolutely amazing her
00:12:31.680 what giggling anticipating i'm about to simp me that a young lady would risk hypothermia just to get 0.99
00:12:39.800 men to stare at her breasts if you were my girl i'd insist on you wearing a warm sweater 1.00
00:12:45.260 skis i don't even know why this guy's taking shit like this seriously away 0.99
00:12:49.720 skis away her hey come back okay wow man yo okay first off i gotta say you're at a 10 0.97
00:13:00.480 why don't you bring it down to a three i love the fact that this twitter account has like tricked
00:13:07.460 these hustle grind set guys they've it's tricked them into writing basically like fan fiction smut 0.97
00:13:13.200 on twitter honestly that and it's it's not fan fiction it's fucking jokes bro something you're 0.99
00:13:18.120 not doing self is the funniest part about all of this they're literally writing blurbs from their own 0.87
00:13:22.480 like romance novels and they have no idea it's incredible i wonder what it's incredible you're at like
00:13:28.180 like a hustle bros romance novel would even be called you know she put the o in crypto or maybe 1.00
00:13:35.420 i entrepreneur well look at that the same stuff that girls make fun of like oh my god guys and
00:13:40.080 their nfts and their crypto why do you care so much about money why don't you just relax you're at
00:13:44.760 it i could go on and on you're at it but i won't because i can't think of anymore also one more thing
00:13:50.420 about this tweet there's nothing less cool than putting skis away in asterisks i don't care how 0.99
00:13:56.060 cool the thing you just said was you skiing away negates all of it you see how fucking dumb it is 0.99
00:14:02.100 that he's taking this literally on a comedy channel frankly my dear i don't give a damn 1.00
00:14:08.200 okay just fuck this guy i'm done bye 1.00
00:14:15.020 all right i could look at these all fucking day let's uh let's look at another one hey baby 1.00
00:14:20.640 you get the formula you get it right do we need to keep watching j14 says move on he's complete 0.97
00:14:26.520 dust let's watch his stand up why vine died curtis connor stand up chat honestly let's watch it let's
00:14:33.480 see if you can get us laughing and i know that's a dated reference now
00:14:38.680 i know i'm over it i know it's done but it's changed my life it's been such a huge part of
00:14:54.720 me and who i am that i feel like i have to address it um so vine was shut down by twitter
00:15:03.940 um because it wasn't making any money so they were like okay they're done um so when i heard
00:15:11.240 the news like i it sucked you know because vine came in my life it brought me all vine i also
00:15:20.040 watch vine yes i'm listening to you which i it's the best thing ever you know and it was like i have
00:15:27.760 some of my best friends because of that act you know an act but it was more than an act to me you 0.99
00:15:35.560 know it was like a living breathing where's the joke your minute in tell a joke you're just fucking 0.99
00:15:39.940 reminiscing about vine community chat you laughing yet all right so let me give it a chance why are you 0.99
00:15:47.040 just interrupting him let him go tell his story about vine okay let's watch it you see how many fucking 0.95
00:15:51.460 tomatoes are in the chat i mean sure it created some of the worst celebrities we've ever seen 0.98
00:15:59.340 celebrities are bad
00:16:03.100 for the most part it was okay do you hear the noise do you hear all the giggle you hear the giggle
00:16:10.840 you have only teenage girls at the show this is a concert it's not stand-up
00:16:17.740 so when i heard it was getting shut down i was crushed i was sad i was angry i was confused
00:16:27.780 i was hungry ha ha you're hungry i'm also hungry
00:16:32.580 didn't have anything to do with the whole vine thing but it didn't help
00:16:37.300 but when i heard that vine was shutting down i wasn't going to treat that news like some
00:16:46.060 afternoon nap i wasn't going to just lay down and take it i decided to do something about it
00:16:52.340 so i hop on a plane
00:16:54.660 okay no i didn't i didn't do that what was the joke
00:17:01.080 what was what how did even someone giggle 0.70
00:17:04.640 i can't say the first words and not that last mark
00:17:07.380 that's what i'm saying non-threatening white boy that i have a crush on
00:17:12.360 i boarded an aircraft
00:17:15.740 they laughed at i boarded an aircraft
00:17:20.200 curtis connor yo this is what you need to break it down
00:17:24.000 curtis connor when you take away the sound effects and the zooms and the
00:17:27.360 and the music and the 1.00
00:17:29.700 it's not funny you suck 1.00
00:17:32.720 this sucks 1.00
00:17:34.060 i have to new york city 0.99
00:17:36.380 so i can confront those corporate bigwigs at twitter head office
00:17:42.700 header office
00:17:44.760 here we go
00:17:48.780 so i was on the plane i landed in new york city
00:17:55.960 jay imagine if you were sitting in the show how long could you last
00:17:59.280 there's ten minutes of this a vine talk
00:18:02.660 ten minutes of a vine story 1.00
00:18:04.660 keep this shit on the internet 0.99
00:18:05.820 a lot of sightseeing you know 1.00
00:18:07.060 it's a big apple baby
00:18:08.780 like big apple comma baby
00:18:12.180 not a big apple baby
00:18:13.300 i don't know what that is
00:18:17.300 someone
00:18:20.940 who cries
00:18:23.180 above the broken ipad
00:18:24.840 it's a big apple baby
00:18:26.980 but yeah new york city
00:18:32.460 there's some sightseeing you know
00:18:33.740 great nightlife
00:18:34.940 great transit system
00:18:36.340 you know
00:18:36.720 diverse
00:18:37.380 it's amazing you know
00:18:38.440 it really
00:18:38.900 yeah
00:18:39.180 new york has a good transit system
00:18:41.040 and it's amazing
00:18:41.740 i agree
00:18:42.300 i think it's the concrete jungle where dreams are made of
00:18:44.280 and i'm legally obliged to say that
00:18:49.320 that joke was paid for by jay-z and lisa key
00:18:51.620 ahaha because jay-z and lisa key has made a song about new york
00:18:56.700 bruh
00:18:57.160 trying to break into the whole mediocre ex-viner stand-up game
00:19:01.780 gonna be happy
00:19:03.620 chat
00:19:05.960 please express it
00:19:08.100 express it
00:19:08.820 i have 92% men
00:19:10.520 it's like we have reverse demographics
00:19:12.340 dudes watching this
00:19:14.160 what do you think of this
00:19:15.240 would you pay
00:19:16.100 would you buy a ticket to watch a guy in skinny jeans talk about vine
00:19:19.160 they're not big
00:19:21.000 um
00:19:24.120 bruh
00:19:26.440 get to new york city
00:19:28.080 get to the
00:19:29.800 the headquarters
00:19:31.020 what's the 0.99
00:19:32.940 what's the fucking story 0.99
00:19:34.000 three and a half minutes in 1.00
00:19:35.420 and you're still like telling a story about vine
00:19:37.760 jesus christ man
00:19:39.460 look there's a reason why people pay to see this
00:19:42.340 it's because
00:19:42.860 you're a non 0.91
00:19:44.140 you're just a safe white boy 0.69
00:19:45.860 you know
00:19:47.000 you're just a cute little cute little boy
00:19:49.340 it's like one direction
00:19:50.820 it's the same exact appeal
00:19:52.780 reporters
00:19:53.460 okay
00:19:54.260 same joke twice
00:19:55.920 i know
00:19:56.200 vine's dead
00:19:56.720 the rules are gone
00:19:57.320 so
00:19:57.700 ha ha ha
00:19:58.540 vine's dead
00:19:59.760 yes i also use vine
00:20:00.780 i wind him there
00:20:01.400 he's going to the elevator
00:20:02.540 and the security guard stops me
00:20:04.120 he says
00:20:04.380 whoa buddy hold on
00:20:05.480 uh
00:20:06.500 you need to
00:20:06.960 you need to plan
00:20:07.560 and i was like
00:20:09.160 oh sorry
00:20:09.780 actually a viner
00:20:11.700 so
00:20:12.160 ha ha ha
00:20:13.580 he's a viner
00:20:14.120 he's like well that doesn't mean anything
00:20:15.480 and it never passes
00:20:16.220 so
00:20:16.600 ha ha ha ha
00:20:18.340 and i don't know if you know me
00:20:20.120 but i believe comedy is 0.96
00:20:21.480 damn curtis 0.96
00:20:22.280 you got the whole chat laughing 1.00
00:20:23.680 the one thing
00:20:24.480 that we can all agree on
00:20:25.800 we can all come into a room
00:20:26.840 and laugh together
00:20:27.640 it's beautiful
00:20:28.220 so with that logic
00:20:30.200 i thought i would tell this man a joke
00:20:32.200 he's laughing
00:20:33.300 i'm laughing
00:20:34.200 we're forgetting what we're all stressed
00:20:35.460 yeah i'm funny
00:20:36.260 i made him laugh
00:20:37.220 bro
00:20:37.680 and i'm going up
00:20:39.900 so
00:20:41.220 i say
00:20:42.280 mr security guard sir
00:20:43.440 what do you call it
00:20:45.580 when the famous
00:20:47.520 pop star rihanna
00:20:49.200 shares someone else's tweet
00:20:51.520 on her profile
00:20:53.020 a re-tweet
00:20:55.740 i wish i had a tomato bro 1.00
00:21:04.260 i wish i fucking hurled that shit 1.00
00:21:06.100 for that one bro 1.00
00:21:06.720 fuck me man 1.00
00:21:09.120 and he looks at me 1.00
00:21:12.340 and says i don't get it
00:21:14.220 so i have one option 0.99
00:21:17.800 i stabbed him with one of my best knives 0.99
00:21:21.760 you get it 0.98
00:21:26.480 if you don't get it
00:21:27.440 and you really shouldn't
00:21:28.600 bruh
00:21:29.380 i just made a call back to a joke
00:21:31.300 that i made on my comedy album
00:21:32.660 that i put out last year
00:21:33.720 vines dead
00:21:34.520 the rules are gone 1.00
00:21:35.780 what the fuck is this 0.97
00:21:39.120 stick to youtube bro 0.99
00:21:45.500 story recap
00:21:53.080 i've never seen so many tomatoes
00:21:56.760 and i've never seen a chat
00:21:57.980 so active
00:21:58.760 so actively
00:21:59.880 disliking somebody's arm before
00:22:01.700 and at twitter
00:22:02.560 at symbol twitter
00:22:04.360 security officer
00:22:07.660 murdered
00:22:08.800 i'm in the elevator
00:22:11.200 on my way up to the vine floor
00:22:12.380 and the doors open
00:22:13.620 and it's chaos
00:22:14.600 smoke everywhere
00:22:16.760 papers flying everywhere
00:22:18.300 there's chairs topple over
00:22:20.040 tables there's fire blood
00:22:21.800 crazy
00:22:22.560 and amidst all this chaos
00:22:24.160 i see the head of vine
00:22:25.380 cowering
00:22:26.160 behind the table
00:22:27.320 vince vine
00:22:29.660 vince vine
00:22:34.120 is his punchline
00:22:35.120 no relation to the actor
00:22:44.040 obviously
00:22:45.580 ha ha
00:22:46.340 because vince vine
00:22:47.380 ha
00:22:48.160 i get it
00:22:49.460 vince vine sounds like
00:22:50.880 vince vine
00:22:51.640 okay so
00:22:52.940 i rush
00:22:53.960 john how much more
00:22:54.800 you get the point
00:22:55.440 do we have to watch all this
00:22:57.220 do you want to hear the rest
00:22:58.000 of his vine story
00:22:58.920 when i say vince vine
00:22:59.780 what happened
00:23:00.280 this is curtis
00:23:01.340 i'm so glad you're here
00:23:02.280 vine's been taken over
00:23:04.320 by robots
00:23:04.980 i'm like hold on
00:23:06.720 robots
00:23:07.280 robots
00:23:08.300 that's a metaphor
00:23:09.240 and i say okay
00:23:10.060 explain
00:23:11.040 and he does
00:23:11.760 he says these robots
00:23:14.120 showed up when vine
00:23:15.060 first came out
00:23:15.880 and it was going great
00:23:18.800 these robots were bringing
00:23:20.280 people to the app
00:23:21.160 they were making videos
00:23:22.320 for the app
00:23:22.940 it seemed perfect
00:23:24.080 huh
00:23:24.680 as time went on
00:23:25.840 these robots didn't change 0.96
00:23:27.440 really
00:23:27.980 started asking for money
00:23:29.920 people started associating 0.99
00:23:33.560 where the fuck is this 0.99
00:23:34.640 is this an auditorium 1.00
00:23:35.760 are you doing stand-up
00:23:36.580 in a school
00:23:37.180 like you hear the people
00:23:38.120 in the background
00:23:38.740 this looks like a theater
00:23:40.160 this literally looks like
00:23:41.340 a middle school
00:23:42.800 robots with vine
00:23:44.040 they stopped using it
00:23:46.240 so ultimately in the end
00:23:49.300 i feel like these
00:23:50.140 popular vine
00:23:50.900 robots
00:23:51.540 these robots
00:23:52.380 these robots
00:23:53.460 hi robots
00:23:54.540 hi that's the joke part
00:23:55.700 for everybody involved
00:23:57.060 okay chad
00:23:58.340 can we be done
00:23:58.920 can we be done
00:23:59.320 you get the point
00:23:59.960 curtis connor
00:24:01.220 yikes
00:24:07.020 yeah but you know
00:24:07.680 what i'm saying
00:24:07.920 this guy got 4 million subs
00:24:09.120 two girls
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