SNEAKO - March 22, 2025


Last 10 Nights of Ramadan in Saudi


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

180.57692

Word Count

2,191

Sentence Count

385

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

16


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 We're gonna miss New York. Time to catch a 16-hour flight to Saudi Arabia.
00:00:12.480 And I got you this time, US government. I got some check things so they can't search my device
00:00:17.440 when I come back in. Ha ha!
00:00:30.000 What's going on, bro? Can I get a picture? Yeah.
00:00:34.000 I don't know.
00:00:36.000 Come take a picture. Give it to me.
00:00:38.000 How are you? Good to see you.
00:00:40.000 Oh, good to see you again.
00:00:42.000 Good to see you, man. How are you?
00:00:44.000 It's pretty early.
00:00:46.000 But we don't need a fast today because we're travelers.
00:00:48.000 Yeah, I mean, we're allowed to, right?
00:00:50.000 It feels like cheating, but...
00:00:52.000 What's going on? Brooklyn in the house.
00:00:54.000 We are here, man.
00:00:56.000 Bay Ridge here. What's going on, man?
00:00:58.000 It dents in my knuckle, bro.
00:01:00.000 You feel it? Feel it with your hands.
00:01:02.000 Feels weird. Feels crazy, right?
00:01:04.000 Feel that. Feel that. Oh!
00:01:06.000 Oh! I don't want to see that, bro.
00:01:08.000 How do you think you can do that?
00:01:10.000 I don't know. I think Fortnite or something.
00:01:12.000 Nah, Adam, that was drip. I can't lie.
00:01:14.000 That was drip.
00:01:16.000 Matching the suitcase, that's...
00:01:18.000 Always. Always.
00:01:20.000 Big squad. Big squad.
00:01:22.000 Your first homero?
00:01:24.000 You guys can make Dwight get my YouTube channel back there.
00:01:26.000 Yo, is this true that you got your Twitter?
00:01:28.000 I've seen the Twitter.
00:01:29.000 It's awesome. Everything is fake, bro.
00:01:30.000 He's like, you got arrested?
00:01:32.000 Yo, I can't trust Twitter.
00:01:33.000 No, bro, it's fake.
00:01:34.000 It's fake.
00:01:35.000 KickChamp, come on, bro.
00:01:36.000 Everyone, Brad hit me up, Eric hit me up.
00:01:38.000 You need to stop believing Twitter, man.
00:01:39.000 I thought you were in Saudi already.
00:01:40.000 I saw a picture of you.
00:01:41.000 It's from last year.
00:01:42.000 My hair is all grown out.
00:01:44.000 That's last year.
00:01:45.000 Everything's fake.
00:01:46.000 Updates, KickChamp, Twitter Clippers, stop lying.
00:01:49.000 No, this nigga, you dressed up like Tony Soprano right now.
00:01:54.000 What's the song?
00:01:56.000 Updates, Maloney.
00:01:57.000 Wait, what?
00:01:58.000 Updates, Maloney.
00:02:00.000 It got yourself.
00:02:04.000 The best airline in the world.
00:02:06.000 So basically, they're giving a shout out to Saudi Airlines so that we get a free business upgrade.
00:02:14.000 So what happened?
00:02:15.000 What's going on, guys?
00:02:16.000 So today is going to be the beautiful trip in the life.
00:02:19.000 Inshallah, right?
00:02:20.000 Inshallah.
00:02:21.000 Yeah, we got the brother Sneeko.
00:02:22.000 We got the brother...
00:02:23.000 What's up?
00:02:24.000 Zach.
00:02:25.000 Zach, Zach, Zach.
00:02:26.000 Yeah, I said Zach, right?
00:02:27.000 Yeah.
00:02:28.000 Yeah.
00:02:29.000 Zach?
00:02:30.000 Zach.
00:02:31.000 Zachary.
00:02:32.000 Zachary.
00:02:33.000 We got the brother Hadi.
00:02:34.000 We got the brother...
00:02:35.000 What's his name?
00:02:37.000 What's his name?
00:02:38.000 We got the brother Adam.
00:02:41.000 We got Abdullah.
00:02:43.000 You heard?
00:02:44.000 That's behind the kanafa.
00:02:45.000 You heard?
00:02:46.000 We got Slim.
00:02:47.000 We got brother Moose.
00:02:50.000 We miss nobody.
00:02:52.000 And then you know y'all got uncle.
00:02:53.000 I'm the uncle of this trip.
00:02:55.000 Hopefully, Inshallah, they listen to me.
00:02:57.000 Well, everybody's going to get in trouble.
00:02:59.000 Alhamdulillah.
00:03:00.000 Just hooked me up with business, but there was a big group.
00:03:04.000 They quietly told me not everybody got business, but let's keep that quiet, too.
00:03:08.000 It's a 15-hour flight.
00:03:09.000 It's like a Muslim influencer field trip right now.
00:03:12.000 Ten Muslims and now one person got searched.
00:03:16.000 I got searched.
00:03:17.000 You did?
00:03:18.000 Oh, never mind.
00:03:19.000 A little bit, right?
00:03:20.000 Gotta be one.
00:03:21.000 He's ISIS.
00:03:22.000 Do a cavity search.
00:03:25.000 A cavity search.
00:03:27.000 He's Hamas.
00:03:28.000 Not a cavity search.
00:03:29.000 That's crazy.
00:03:30.000 Not the reporter.
00:03:31.000 Bend over and cough.
00:03:32.000 Oh, that's why he's got me.
00:03:33.000 Because he came with his game.
00:03:35.000 I'm the only not terrorist here.
00:03:43.000 Are you sure you checked him properly?
00:03:46.000 How are you feeling?
00:03:47.000 We're about to be in brown heaven.
00:03:50.000 When we touch down in Saudi, you're going to be like, yo, bro.
00:03:53.000 We're not in Jersey Shore anymore.
00:03:55.000 No, no.
00:03:56.000 Last time I was in a Muslim country, I was still a boss.
00:03:59.000 That's great.
00:04:00.000 It was when me and you were in Morocco.
00:04:01.000 In Morocco.
00:04:02.000 No, Saudis is different.
00:04:03.000 I don't even remember the call to prayer.
00:04:04.000 I've never even heard it.
00:04:05.000 So this is like, I'm just diving into it.
00:04:07.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:08.000 When you see every woman in a black cloak and just eye slits, you're going to be like,
00:04:12.000 and then when you come back, you're going to be like, women, like hair.
00:04:15.000 When you come back, everything's dirty.
00:04:16.000 You see a girl with her hair and you're like, you whore.
00:04:18.000 You get to the airport, you're like, ugh.
00:04:20.000 Ugh.
00:04:21.000 I went to the gym after.
00:04:22.000 I was like, ugh.
00:04:29.000 How you doing, man?
00:04:30.000 Nice to meet you.
00:04:31.000 I love how you did the American first, man.
00:04:33.000 Because that's, you know, that's what this hoodie is right here.
00:04:36.000 I mean, we're Israeli-occupied territory.
00:04:38.000 They own every part of our government.
00:04:39.000 They compromise everyone on Epstein Island.
00:04:41.000 It's very clear what's going on.
00:04:43.000 Yeah.
00:04:44.000 You see they released the JFK files?
00:04:45.000 Yeah.
00:04:46.000 Probably.
00:04:47.000 I'm not about to read the 8,000 pages or something.
00:04:48.000 I can tell you.
00:04:49.000 It was Mossad.
00:04:50.000 I can tell you it won't work.
00:04:51.000 Is this pork sausage?
00:04:52.000 Yeah, somebody...
00:04:53.000 Turkey sausage.
00:04:59.000 How often do 10 Muslims got to go through security without checking any passports?
00:05:03.000 Never happens.
00:05:04.000 Woo!
00:05:05.000 How did she squeeze in them jeans?
00:05:08.000 Big behind a petite waist.
00:05:10.000 Take time with the GBG.
00:05:11.000 We don't beat.
00:05:12.000 I'm not going to lie to you, bro.
00:05:13.000 I don't work this hard to go in economy class on a 15-hour flight.
00:05:17.000 No way.
00:05:20.000 Nobody like GBK.
00:05:22.000 Woke up on the wrong side of bed.
00:05:23.000 So he's going to get slapped if I don't have my peas today.
00:05:25.000 I love my young boy.
00:05:26.000 I won't lead him straight.
00:05:27.000 I'm stuck to little bro like...
00:05:28.000 I'll take two.
00:05:29.000 Can I take two?
00:05:30.000 Can I take two?
00:05:31.000 Thank you.
00:05:32.000 PVA paid already.
00:05:33.000 I don't need no hit song.
00:05:34.000 We don't need ID low.
00:05:35.000 Bro 17 in the club being scrolling TikTok.
00:05:37.000 I think halfway through the flight, I'm going to go back to coach class and be like...
00:05:41.000 Where are you guys?
00:05:42.000 I don't see you guys.
00:05:43.000 Where?
00:05:44.000 Turn around.
00:05:45.000 That's the wrong seat.
00:05:47.000 You're 115B.
00:05:48.000 Come on, bro.
00:05:49.000 Seriously?
00:05:50.000 Matt, you're...
00:05:51.000 Someone back there.
00:05:52.000 Thank you, thank you.
00:05:53.000 Back there, back there.
00:05:54.000 Shout out to airline soldiers, man.
00:05:56.000 Of course.
00:05:57.000 It's Akiway's first time on business class.
00:06:01.000 Can't forget you, Bev.
00:06:03.000 Never, never, never.
00:06:05.000 I don't know what it is, but I love tomato juice on a flight.
00:06:26.000 What's up?
00:06:27.000 Every time I went to the bathroom, you guys are fast asleep.
00:06:29.000 Knocked out.
00:06:30.000 My man, you was...
00:06:31.000 Hold on.
00:06:32.000 In the beginning, you didn't sleep.
00:06:33.000 You slept after.
00:06:34.000 Nah, I slept in the bed.
00:06:35.000 I slept three times.
00:06:36.000 Every time I woke up, I saw the girl giving you food every single time.
00:06:39.000 I was eating good, man.
00:06:40.000 Yo, my boy was eating like...
00:06:41.000 I know.
00:06:42.000 I was ringing that bell every five seconds.
00:06:44.000 Like somebody was like, ding, ding.
00:06:47.000 So, I just got held at Saudi customs for about an hour.
00:06:50.000 And the whole group missed their connecting flight because of me.
00:06:53.000 And now we got to figure out how to get to Jeddah.
00:06:55.000 But shout out to that group for waiting.
00:06:57.000 They're like, yo, we're going to protest.
00:06:58.000 And it's always me at the airport, bro.
00:07:01.000 Thanks for waiting.
00:07:02.000 So now how are we going to get to Jeddah?
00:07:03.000 We're good, brother.
00:07:04.000 We're okay.
00:07:05.000 I know our brother's out.
00:07:06.000 Hello.
00:07:07.000 What happened?
00:07:08.000 I'm free.
00:07:09.000 What happened?
00:07:10.000 I think it's because of my new passport or something.
00:07:12.000 It wasn't because of the hoodie.
00:07:13.000 They said that they agree with my hoodie.
00:07:14.000 What happened?
00:07:15.000 I get locked up for one hour.
00:07:16.000 You break your fast?
00:07:17.000 Nico, wait for you, bro.
00:07:18.000 It's daylight.
00:07:19.000 Thanks for waiting.
00:07:20.000 Alhamdulillah, bro.
00:07:21.000 I got you so good.
00:07:22.000 Missed you, bro.
00:07:23.000 Alhamdulillah.
00:07:24.000 This is not what it looks like.
00:07:25.000 What the...
00:07:26.000 That's exactly what it looks like.
00:07:27.000 It's daylight, Aki.
00:07:28.000 We're going to be here all day.
00:07:29.000 That's why, bro.
00:07:30.000 The Seagulls for you.
00:07:31.000 We broke faster than you.
00:07:32.000 Don't worry.
00:07:33.000 Don't believe it.
00:07:34.000 This is a good excuse.
00:07:35.000 This is the last white guy I'm going to see in a week, bro.
00:07:37.000 Shout out to all the guys right here for waiting.
00:07:39.000 The Seagulls for you, bro.
00:07:40.000 Everyone here could have made their flight, but they all decided to wait.
00:07:44.000 If you guys were Yehuda Christians, you're not waiting.
00:07:47.000 I'm kidding.
00:07:56.000 Little one.
00:07:57.000 Oh, I know which one.
00:07:59.000 Easy.
00:08:00.000 The one to the left.
00:08:01.000 Oh, yeah.
00:08:02.000 I think he's not on it.
00:08:03.000 It's because I didn't act on my head.
00:08:05.000 I know.
00:08:06.000 He turned right on me.
00:08:07.000 I know.
00:08:08.000 We finally made it.
00:08:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:08:10.000 What's the first thing you do when you touch down?
00:08:12.000 He touched the seat.
00:08:13.000 He touched the seat.
00:08:14.000 Alhamdulillah.
00:08:15.000 Alhamdulillah.
00:08:16.000 Alhamdulillah.
00:08:17.000 Alhamdulillah.
00:08:18.000 You're in halal mood.
00:08:19.000 It's good to see.
00:08:20.000 It's good to see.
00:08:21.000 He woke up on the wrong side of bed, so he's going to get slapped.
00:08:23.000 If I don't have my peas today, I love my young boy.
00:08:25.000 I won't lead him straight.
00:08:26.000 I'm stuck to little bro.
00:08:27.000 I'm calling a prayer for the flight.
00:08:29.000 PVA paid already.
00:08:34.000 I don't need no hit song.
00:08:35.000 We don't need ID.
00:08:36.000 Lil bro 17 in the club.
00:08:37.000 He ain't scrolling TikTok.
00:08:38.000 They had me like Rosa Parks in the back of the plane, bro.
00:08:41.000 That's what happened from in front of the plane to the tail of the plane.
00:08:46.000 They put the only black man at the back of the plane.
00:08:50.000 Wait, so Adam, what happened?
00:08:51.000 Bro, he lost his passport for the second time.
00:08:53.000 And this time he can't get it back.
00:08:54.000 You got it back last.
00:08:55.000 Second time today.
00:08:56.000 Second time today.
00:08:57.000 The plane left, so.
00:08:58.000 His AirPods he lost as well.
00:09:00.000 He's too happy.
00:09:02.000 You guys got the bags and stuff?
00:09:04.000 Yeah, we got everything.
00:09:05.000 We got your bag and everything.
00:09:06.000 You better get ready.
00:09:07.000 I don't want to get left out here in Saudi, bro.
00:09:09.000 You know what I mean?
00:09:10.000 Well, Alhamdulillah.
00:09:11.000 You're stuck in Mecca.
00:09:12.000 Yeah, you're good.
00:09:13.000 I know the lady.
00:09:14.000 I know the lady.
00:09:15.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:16.000 You're giving Dua for me?
00:09:17.000 You're giving the Dua's?
00:09:18.000 No, you're going to be stuck here.
00:09:19.000 You're going to make Dua for us.
00:09:21.000 You're going to make Dua for all of New York.
00:09:23.000 Of course.
00:09:24.000 Did you already go for Uno?
00:09:25.000 Or you better go now?
00:09:26.000 I will Uno.
00:09:27.000 They all accept it, bro.
00:09:28.000 We're back.
00:09:29.000 I hope we leave.
00:09:30.000 Yo, stop losing your passport.
00:09:34.000 We're going to kick you out of the team.
00:09:35.000 You're right, bro.
00:09:36.000 You're right.
00:09:44.000 There he is.
00:09:45.000 Free when they can sneak up, bro.
00:09:47.000 We're free out the cage.
00:09:49.000 First day out.
00:09:50.000 Hey, I saw you from there smiling.
00:09:52.000 I know.
00:09:53.000 Trying to hide so I can get the shot.
00:09:54.000 How you doing, Warner?
00:09:55.000 Good, man.
00:09:56.000 Hey, we're back.
00:09:57.000 Another Ramadan.
00:09:58.000 Another Ramadan to Saudi.
00:09:59.000 Time flies, huh?
00:10:00.000 I found a white guy in the airport.
00:10:01.000 I thought he should come along.
00:10:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:03.000 Just drag him along.
00:10:04.000 Hey, what's up, dude?
00:10:05.000 Let's do it.
00:10:06.000 Are you still fasting after being in the airport for 24 hours?
00:10:08.000 I'm not.
00:10:09.000 Absolutely not.
00:10:10.000 I'm a traveler.
00:10:11.000 So if Allah makes it easy, then people's going to be easy.
00:10:13.000 I'll see you there.
00:10:14.000 Yallah, yallah.
00:10:15.000 Yallah.
00:10:16.000 Yallah, yallah, yallah.
00:10:17.000 Yeah.
00:10:18.000 Thanks for the ride.
00:10:20.000 All right.
00:10:21.000 Here in Jeddah.
00:10:22.000 That's where we're spending the night.
00:10:23.000 Yeah.
00:10:24.000 All right, bro.
00:10:25.000 So we're checking in the hotel and find out that I'm sharing a room with Sonny.
00:10:29.000 And the bed is about...
00:10:31.000 Look at my feet, bro.
00:10:34.000 I'm too old for this.
00:10:37.000 I'm too old to share a double twin size.
00:10:41.000 If I knew...
00:10:42.000 No, thank you to them.
00:10:43.000 I might just get my own room.
00:10:44.000 I'm not going to lie.
00:10:45.000 I don't know if this guy farts in his sleep.
00:10:46.000 I need a king-sized bed.
00:10:48.000 Like, look!
00:10:50.000 Yeah, I'm about escaping the matrix and sharing a room with Sonny.
00:10:55.000 Fuck.
00:10:56.000 Back in the matrix.
00:10:58.000 We've been looking all over for you.
00:11:00.000 Tifaq.
00:11:01.000 Alaikum Salaam.
00:11:02.000 How are you doing?
00:11:03.000 Good, alhamdulillah.
00:11:04.000 From where?
00:11:05.000 From New York.
00:11:06.000 Mariki.
00:11:07.000 Mariki.
00:11:08.000 Ahlan, Trump.
00:11:11.000 Alex Jones says that the Islamic takeover of the West, how evil it is.
00:11:15.000 Hello, my friend.
00:11:16.000 Hello, my friend.
00:11:17.000 Welcome, Saudi Arabia.
00:11:18.000 I love Saudi Arabia.
00:11:19.000 Nice to meet you.
00:11:20.000 How's Saudi with you?
00:11:21.000 I love Saudi.
00:11:22.000 Great hospitality.
00:11:23.000 Thank you.
00:11:24.000 I'm from Mariki.
00:11:25.000 Mariki.
00:11:26.000 Oh, nice to meet you.
00:11:27.000 Mariki.
00:11:28.000 You know who's that guy?
00:11:29.000 Kifaq.
00:11:30.000 No, my fuck.
00:11:31.000 How are you doing, bro?
00:11:32.000 Good, good, alhamdulillah.
00:11:33.000 Good, good, good.
00:11:34.000 Of course, you know him.
00:11:35.000 Come on, he's our famous man.
00:11:36.000 Yes, yes, great.
00:11:37.000 I love Saudi.
00:11:38.000 Nice to see you, bro.
00:11:39.000 How are you doing?
00:11:40.000 Good, good.
00:11:41.000 I'm coming to be famous, man.
00:11:42.000 Good, good.
00:11:43.000 Do you like my jersey?
00:11:44.000 Good jersey?
00:11:45.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:46.000 We don't support Hilal, bro.
00:11:47.000 We are in Jidda.
00:11:48.000 We support al-Itsahaj.
00:11:50.000 You know who's al-Itsahaj playing with?
00:11:52.000 Banjima.
00:11:53.000 Take it off.
00:11:54.000 No, not here.
00:11:55.000 Okay.
00:11:56.000 Take it off.
00:11:57.000 Not here, not here.
00:11:58.000 Not here, man.
00:11:59.000 Not here, okay, okay.
00:12:00.000 Take pants off.
00:12:01.000 No, come on.
00:12:02.000 It's Ramadan, bro.
00:12:03.000 It's the end of the last days, bro.
00:12:05.000 Last days.
00:12:06.000 We have to spread our Muslims.
00:12:07.000 Avakadar coming up.