SNEAKO - March 20, 2022


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Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

199.86855

Word Count

1,926

Sentence Count

139

Misogynist Sentences

22

Hate Speech Sentences

13


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Oh
00:00:08.120 Yeah, you got you got bad drip, bro. It's a bad fit a Nike tech in Atlanta a black Nike tech
00:00:12.920 Like can you get a little more creative people wear the same shit everywhere the years is faded and old. What are you talking about?
00:00:18.600 This is brand new
00:00:20.300 What are you talking about? Let me feel it. I'm on this like I haven't even watched this yet
00:00:25.040 But you know what's crazy a bad fit is you don't wear the bottom with it. It's weird
00:00:27.960 You gotta spice it up. Look at these g-star, you know, I'm saying we still wear air force is crazy with a fish
00:00:33.860 Speaking of like a fresh
00:00:35.860 You got up with the balenciaga. That's like my little bro. She would see how like it doesn't get old
00:00:41.240 You can't recreate it looks like a cake nigga. We recreated it and made it look how wrinkly they are
00:00:47.400 That's what it comes. They're fucking land. They look aged their lambskin. That's how they come brand-new their lambskin leather lambskin leather
00:00:54.880 It's just a first world white country where nothing bad happens and now that something's bad happening everyone's freaking out
00:01:01.500 But like that's just regular and third world countries all over the world. It's like why do we need to care about this white country?
00:01:06.000 But why should we be kidding?
00:01:07.000 Because we have no connection to it. Name one Ukrainian person. Exactly
00:01:10.680 You know, let me answer your mic. Who's that?
00:01:13.140 That's the fucking president. Yes, yes, yes. I only met him. When did you learn about the last week?
00:01:17.300 Last week. Exactly. Hey, Nico, do you have any empathy?
00:01:20.800 Yes. Where's it at?
00:01:22.520 Here. I love people. I hope they don't die. That sucks. That sucks for them. But I don't care about you. I don't know you.
00:01:28.300 He's a yo bro. Cancel this nigga. Unsubscribe now.
00:01:30.720 What am I saying that's wrong?
00:01:31.820 I actually do believe people use the word care too liberally. You don't care about some shit unless you actually doing something to solve it
00:01:38.720 A lot of people just be like thinking good thing. Oh Putin is not ending the war by signing petitions, bro
00:01:43.260 Your petition means nothing. I'll sign that petition anyway, though
00:01:46.460 Yo, so Davis, I can go on a date, right? Can I get a date? What can I get a date with you, bro?
00:01:50.040 Yes, 100%
00:01:50.660 What? No, just you tell me what to say in the date because you have like riz
00:01:54.220 I got riz?
00:01:55.920 Yeah
00:01:56.320 How do you have riz? Dude, just tell me what to say in the day, okay? Come on my day
00:01:59.760 What you rate this fit? What do I rate that fit? It's it's you know, okay include this look shoes or were made just because we're
00:02:05.760 We're in a 10-hour shoe. I want to be comfortable exclude the shoes ankles up talk to me
00:02:09.760 I mean nowadays comfort has to be considered regardless all clothes fits are made for comfort now
00:02:14.340 So if the shoes don't go with the fit
00:02:16.340 I'm saying I'm only waiting. They don't go with the fit. I'm just wearing it because we're at a shoe
00:02:19.640 But you asked me to rate the fit and I'm rating the fit. Can you can you rate us fit real quick?
00:02:23.640 He left
00:02:25.640 He leaving? He left
00:02:29.640 Nah, Davis is ass, Davis is ass
00:02:31.640 Yo, you ass bro!
00:02:33.640 You ass!
00:02:35.640 OHHHHH
00:02:37.640 You been smoking a lot? I did not expect that. No, I don't smoke
00:02:39.640 Yeah
00:02:40.640 What you mean? I'm breathing heavy?
00:02:42.640 I'm just laughing, that's just how I laugh
00:02:43.640 Oh, that's how you laugh?
00:02:44.640 Why are you making that concern face? Alright, okay
00:02:45.640 That was a crack head laugh? I don't think so
00:02:47.640 I'm good. I quit smoking actually
00:02:49.640 For real? Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:02:50.640 I'm sober
00:02:51.640 Oh wow
00:02:52.640 For three hours
00:02:53.640 Yeah, you told me that last time you did
00:02:55.640 How many, how many no plaques you got?
00:02:57.640 Uh, two. Same as him
00:02:58.640 You got two
00:02:59.640 Look how much of a try hard, but you got the fucking order
00:03:02.640 Our plaques are going to be fucked up though because we changed our names
00:03:04.640 Oh, you don't just order any ones though
00:03:06.640 That's cheating, I don't want to have a new plaques by the call
00:03:08.640 No, no, no, no, because they let you order new plaques for your team
00:03:10.640 So, like you can buy one for the niggas in A&P
00:03:17.640 3. 2. 1.
00:03:21.640 Oh!
00:03:27.640 What are you recording, Nico? It's a halftime show bro, turn us off
00:03:32.640 He's got a 20 point blowout.
00:03:39.640 That was coming down.
00:03:41.640 20.
00:03:42.640 Oh!
00:03:44.640 Change in the air for me, okay.
00:03:47.640 Now, that chance is different.
00:03:50.640 Is walk us.
00:03:51.640 Is it is, is like, yo, we're gonna walk it.
00:03:53.640 Oh!
00:03:54.640 Oh!
00:03:59.640 Oh!
00:04:00.640 They just won ten bands.
00:04:04.640 Ten bands each is crazy.
00:04:06.640 Yo, how was it?
00:04:08.640 What do you think about the game?
00:04:09.640 It was great.
00:04:10.640 There were many twins, right?
00:04:11.640 I know, but that was way too many twins.
00:04:13.640 But there was fire, bro.
00:04:14.640 I like you all the time.
00:04:16.640 I'm playing patrol!
00:04:19.640 I'm playing patrol!
00:04:22.640 You got president and president and president and president and president and president and
00:04:27.640 it's not even about the date it's just about the connection and the time you spend it's the
00:04:44.740 experience i swear there was a scene in the walking dead on this roof bro there was a scene in the
00:04:49.160 walking dead where the guy daryl like he says the n-word like in the apocalypse it was right here i
00:04:53.800 swear to god daryl called him again right here there's not much content to get here if you jump
00:05:04.900 over that'd be funny suicide would be great bro like you diving headfirst is a great thumbnail if
00:05:11.420 we came here for for content there's a position oh i was about to throw that thing over the good
00:05:15.860 thing i did what do you what the what the what the fuck what the fuck bro good little trip i like to
00:05:24.700 come to atlanta like once every two three months and just hang around these more productive youtubers
00:05:28.880 than me i used to do it for like three four days i was just here for literally one day in and out
00:05:32.580 now i every time i come back i'm like yo i gotta step my game up it's good i need to pick that
00:05:38.000 all of
00:05:41.660 things that you've seen things that you've seen all the badness on the key all the stress all the hurt
00:05:45.120 agony and that's all cause i mean i not be sorry for the things that you've seen things that you've
00:05:54.900 seen all the badness and i keep all the stress all the hurt agony and that's all cause i mean
00:06:00.680 I came back from Atlanta yesterday and I walk in the crib and then see a candle lit, my
00:06:22.000 bottle of wine open and two glasses empty and I'm like, ah, can I have to get him some?
00:06:25.720 And then I heard you playing a TikTok or something and then it went off.
00:06:27.900 I was like, oh, he's alone.
00:06:29.260 Yeah, I'm alone.
00:06:29.800 So she couldn't stay.
00:06:31.220 I was like, the first question, why didn't she sleep over?
00:06:33.480 So I'm just going to start off with, she's married with two kids and she's probably around
00:06:37.980 like 50.
00:06:40.120 So I met her at this car.
00:06:41.940 Yeah.
00:06:42.960 So I'm working with something different here.
00:06:44.260 I'm leveling up.
00:06:44.920 I'm trying to get some game.
00:06:46.140 I was at a DJ, like some rave type shit in the city and she was there with her husband.
00:06:52.300 She was there with her husband and I was just gaming her.
00:06:55.060 I was faded.
00:06:55.520 I popped him all.
00:06:56.180 I was just feeling myself.
00:06:57.240 So I gamed her and we started hooking up like her husband there, us behind the wall
00:07:02.600 here.
00:07:03.800 And then she starts telling me like, come on.
00:07:06.480 He must, bro.
00:07:07.220 Like at some point I looked over my shoulder and there was just some random dude staring
00:07:09.980 at us, but it wasn't her husband.
00:07:11.140 So maybe it was like his boy or something, just checking in.
00:07:14.120 Or you're going to get shot.
00:07:16.500 You're literally going to get shot.
00:07:18.460 Nah, because she was telling me, she's like, nah, he doesn't care as long as he doesn't
00:07:20.920 find out.
00:07:21.560 And I got her to pull up last night.
00:07:25.820 So basically like, I don't like this woman.
00:07:28.340 She's hot?
00:07:29.080 Yeah.
00:07:29.340 She's kind of bad.
00:07:30.000 She's hot.
00:07:30.520 Bro.
00:07:31.000 She wouldn't even tell me her age.
00:07:31.920 I don't know how old she is, but she must be at least late 40s.
00:07:35.220 She didn't tell your age.
00:07:36.260 That's like at six.
00:07:36.760 That's a bad sign, right?
00:07:38.040 At six or whatever it is.
00:07:39.760 And I'm saying she looks like late 40s, so she's probably, she looks late 40s, so she's
00:07:43.500 probably a little older.
00:07:44.400 I fucked like maybe a 45 year old at a sex party, but that was, oh, what the?
00:07:51.680 She's like a woman.
00:07:53.080 This is a lady.
00:07:54.420 She's like the type of woman who gets her nails painted in my mom's salon.
00:07:57.220 Well, she doesn't know how to be bad on Instagram because of her age.
00:07:59.540 She just got Instagram like three months ago.
00:08:00.880 Yeah, she's, these are, these are bad pictures.
00:08:02.900 I, maybe she looks better.
00:08:04.080 She's got Miami in the story thing.
00:08:06.900 Just two pictures.
00:08:07.600 But just for like clarity, I don't like this woman.
00:08:11.340 It's not like we're dating or anything.
00:08:12.880 I just see a bag.
00:08:14.400 And when I see a bag, I'm going to chase the bag.
00:08:16.600 She's a lawyer.
00:08:18.960 And she's unhappy in her relationship.
00:08:20.860 Obviously.
00:08:21.320 That's why she started the Instagram with all those like.
00:08:23.100 Yeah.
00:08:23.380 She was telling me that he's beta.
00:08:25.140 Not saying in those words, but basically like, nah, he's obsessed with me.
00:08:30.160 He brought up having a threesome once and she asked him straight up, do you want to be
00:08:34.240 in an open relationship then?
00:08:35.560 He's like, no, no, I would never do that.
00:08:37.040 And she's like, all right, so do you care if I fuck around?
00:08:39.940 And he's like, no, as long as I don't find out.
00:08:43.020 So is that an open relationship or not?
00:08:44.880 Basically, she's fucking around and he's simping.
00:08:47.280 Wait, who asked for the threesome?
00:08:48.780 The husband did.
00:08:49.860 And she's like, all right, if you want to do that, then we might as well just be in an
00:08:53.060 open relationship, right?
00:08:54.160 So he didn't get the threesome.
00:08:55.260 All he got was his wife.
00:08:57.220 Yeah.
00:08:57.560 All he got was his wife in a random Brooklyn apartment getting dicked down by a younger man.
00:09:01.600 That sucks.
00:09:02.780 Okay.
00:09:03.100 Explain more.
00:09:03.720 Then you start to send him the Pete Davidson selfie, the fucking...
00:09:06.740 Nah, if he started hitting me up, I would definitely send a word from her.
00:09:11.920 Nah, I might adopt the kids.
00:09:13.600 I don't know.
00:09:13.960 Depends how much money she got on her.
00:09:15.240 Yeah, every day I see that shit, I'm just trying to hear your stories.
00:09:17.620 I'm like, why would I ever get married?
00:09:19.040 Why would I ever...
00:09:20.020 She was dead on convincing me just never to do it.
00:09:23.480 Yeah, don't.
00:09:24.080 And that was someone who's been married for 13 years, so I think that's enough said.
00:09:26.940 Okay, continue with the story.
00:09:28.300 Yeah, so she pulls up and she's like, you're the best kisser I've ever seen.
00:09:32.840 And she's just gassing me up.
00:09:34.060 She's farting as fuck.
00:09:34.580 Yeah, she's just gassing me up crazy.
00:09:37.780 So...