SNEAKO - April 11, 2022


She said she wants to work it out...


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

174.5306

Word Count

1,794

Sentence Count

50

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 How easy do you think it would be for someone to steal?
00:00:29.240 If they have a bag on them, I mean it just comes down to like being a good person.
00:00:34.660 So it's pretty easy basically.
00:00:35.660 No, we have cameras.
00:00:37.660 Do you have loss prevention or anything like that?
00:00:39.620 Have what?
00:00:40.620 Loss prevention?
00:00:41.620 No, that's fine.
00:00:42.620 Don't worry.
00:00:43.620 Okay, next question.
00:00:44.620 What fashion trend would you guys will submit?
00:00:48.120 Yeah, like what fashion trends do you want to get rid of?
00:00:51.120 Oh, what do you want to get rid of?
00:00:52.120 It took you way too long to understand that really easy question bro, I ain't gonna lie bro.
00:00:56.240 It took us a minute.
00:00:57.240 It took us a little bit of a summer trend with the trucker hats and the graphic tees.
00:01:00.240 I don't mess with that.
00:01:01.240 No?
00:01:02.240 You don't like trucker hats?
00:01:03.240 Jordan's is kind of outplayed at the time a lot.
00:01:04.240 Jordan's are out?
00:01:05.240 Yo listen, certain ones, certain ones.
00:01:06.240 Not every single one.
00:01:07.240 I think just the ones.
00:01:08.240 I think just the ones like they're overplayed.
00:01:09.240 Right.
00:01:10.240 Yo, can I do a fit check with y'all?
00:01:11.240 Oh sure.
00:01:12.240 Okay, what you got?
00:01:13.240 Break it down, break it down.
00:01:14.240 Happy birthday.
00:01:15.240 Happy birthday.
00:01:16.240 I made these pants.
00:01:17.240 This shirt is thrifted.
00:01:18.240 This is also thrifted.
00:01:19.240 All these candy bracelets.
00:01:20.240 And my necklace says my name.
00:01:21.240 It says funky.
00:01:22.240 Funky?
00:01:23.240 Yeah.
00:01:24.240 And I have funky bracelets too.
00:01:25.240 How did you coordinate the outfits this morning?
00:01:26.240 I look up like this.
00:01:27.240 Who's yelling?
00:01:28.240 Who's yelling?
00:01:29.240 Who's yelling?
00:01:30.240 Who's that?
00:01:31.240 You know me bro.
00:01:32.240 Especially fuego.
00:01:33.240 Columbia.
00:01:34.240 You know what I'm saying?
00:01:35.240 You got the H&M shoes.
00:01:36.240 Word, word, word.
00:01:37.240 Look at that ankle.
00:01:38.240 Woo.
00:01:39.240 What you got on?
00:01:40.240 H&M right here.
00:01:41.240 H&M light.
00:01:42.240 You got me.
00:01:43.240 H&M light.
00:01:44.240 You know me.
00:01:45.240 White beater if you know me?
00:01:46.240 H&M light.
00:01:47.240 You got me.
00:01:48.240 H&M bright.
00:01:49.240 H&M light.
00:01:50.240 You got me.
00:01:51.240 H&M light.
00:01:52.240 You got me.
00:01:53.240 H&M light.
00:01:54.240 Payne's wife beater, feel me?
00:01:57.240 Grandma, feel me?
00:01:58.240 Grandma?
00:01:59.240 Grandma, feel me?
00:02:00.240 Got the pants, you know what you feel me?
00:02:03.240 O-Train
00:02:04.240 O-Train
00:02:05.240 O-Train
00:02:06.240 O-Train, feel me?
00:02:07.240 Shoes?
00:02:08.240 Yo, Pete
00:02:09.240 Yo, Pete
00:02:10.240 Three stripes, no cocaine, nigga
00:02:13.240 You're funny!
00:02:14.240 Thrift aid, O-Train
00:02:15.240 Whole fit, O-Train, but I'm not gonna hold you
00:02:17.240 This is my mama
00:02:18.240 This is her mama's
00:02:19.240 This is my brand
00:02:20.240 Urban Jungle
00:02:21.240 H&M
00:02:22.240 Zara
00:02:23.240 And these boots thrifted
00:02:25.240 Thrifted
00:02:26.240 We're gonna get Sneeko this time, son
00:02:27.240 We're gonna be like
00:02:28.240 Hold on, wait, what?
00:02:29.240 What you got on, son?
00:02:30.240 Hold on, what you got?
00:02:31.240 I'm working today, so just something light
00:02:33.240 Like, you know, mobile
00:02:34.240 Just like, trying to show the film
00:02:36.240 Kanye West, bro
00:02:37.240 What you talking about on light?
00:02:38.240 Kissing, bro
00:02:39.240 Oh!
00:02:40.240 Stop fucking
00:02:41.240 Stop playing with the man, son
00:02:42.240 Stop
00:02:43.240 Ten out of ten, you feel me?
00:02:44.240 Got the
00:02:45.240 Creased Air Force
00:02:47.240 We're sold out of the all-white
00:02:48.240 So I got the grey on the side
00:02:50.240 You feel what I'm saying?
00:02:51.240 Limited, limited
00:02:52.240 I think this is L Train or some bullshit
00:02:54.240 Yes, sir
00:02:55.240 Some thrift bullshit
00:02:56.240 And then this somebody sent to me to wear in a video
00:02:59.240 And I forgot about it
00:03:00.240 And yeah, that doesn't mean, you know
00:03:02.240 Promoting it now
00:03:03.240 Uh-huh
00:03:04.240 Yeah, so yeah, go grab it
00:03:05.240 Yeah!
00:03:06.240 So my shoes, Converse
00:03:10.240 These, I actually have no idea
00:03:13.240 I'm thinking I thrifted them
00:03:15.240 I'm not sure
00:03:16.240 Uh, this is from Brandy
00:03:18.240 My shirt is from H&M
00:03:20.240 And my jacket
00:03:22.240 Mmm, I've had it for like a while
00:03:24.240 If you guys could describe your outfit with a song, what would it be?
00:03:27.240 Good question, actually
00:03:28.240 God!
00:03:29.240 I'm not this creative
00:03:30.240 Talking like the 80s
00:03:32.240 Jessie's Girl
00:03:33.240 I love that song
00:03:34.240 That's a good one
00:03:35.240 That's a good one
00:03:36.240 What up, Shaniko?
00:03:37.240 I miss you
00:03:38.240 Miss these vlogs, bro
00:03:39.240 I'm back
00:03:40.240 I'm waiting for Kelly Wakasa
00:03:41.240 We're about uh
00:03:42.240 He's doing a video
00:03:43.240 He's doing all the videos that I had planned like 4 or 5 years ago when I first moved back
00:03:47.240 to the city
00:03:48.240 I was like let me do 24 hours in the train station
00:03:50.240 Let me jump in the Hudson River
00:03:51.240 He's still learning how to get around
00:03:53.240 Yeah, I haven't been doing the vlogs as much anymore
00:03:56.240 Since I broke up with Maria
00:03:58.240 Like that was I think a basis of a lot of it was like doing stupid shit
00:04:01.740 Like walking my girlfriend and then like vlogging it, you know, like going to a museum
00:04:05.240 Going upstate
00:04:06.240 Going to the beach
00:04:07.240 I was just able to vlog
00:04:08.240 Look at this dude
00:04:09.240 So now I just uh
00:04:10.240 Now I gotta find ways to entertain myself without you know the promise of pussy at the end of the day
00:04:14.240 Yeah, so now I'm doing stuff that like I like, I'm interested in or whatever
00:04:17.240 Showing up to fashion pop-ups in the city or whatever
00:04:19.240 Now I'm doing my man Youngville's music video tonight at 7 in Long Island
00:04:23.240 So I was just doing stuff I like
00:04:25.240 What I do miss about having a girlfriend is just like
00:04:27.240 You know I'm a miserable like bitter person
00:04:29.240 I'm always angry
00:04:30.240 And like you hear my voice right now
00:04:31.240 I'm like
00:04:32.240 Like having like a
00:04:33.240 Like a
00:04:34.240 Yay! Woo!
00:04:36.240 Yay!
00:04:37.240 Let's go apple picking
00:04:39.240 It's good
00:04:40.240 To balance off how bitter I am
00:04:41.240 But you know
00:04:42.240 You should rely on somebody else
00:04:44.240 To show you that the world isn't terrible
00:04:46.240 You gotta do it for yourself
00:04:47.240 Look it up
00:04:48.240 Hey, get that camera out of my face
00:04:50.240 Look it up
00:04:51.240 Look it up
00:04:52.240 This is my filmer
00:04:53.240 Like we got
00:04:54.240 We scheduled for today, right?
00:04:55.240 We gotta film a one minute podcast
00:04:56.240 Hey, get out of my face with that camera
00:04:57.240 Nah, nah, nah, nah
00:04:58.240 Poached, get poached
00:04:59.240 Sego got a broke jumper
00:05:01.240 Fuck
00:05:02.240 Fuck
00:05:03.240 Fuck, fuck
00:05:04.240 This is why I wanted to box and not play basketball
00:05:05.240 This is actually some good font
00:05:07.240 Like it's pretty consistent throughout
00:05:08.240 It's my handwriting, that's why
00:05:09.240 Oh
00:05:10.240 Hey, I got another video idea if you wanna
00:05:12.240 If we have other videos to work on
00:05:14.240 Oh, no, I've been there, done that
00:05:15.240 Oh, okay, alright
00:05:16.240 Alright, let's do the subway stuff instead of
00:05:18.240 That's way more entertaining
00:05:20.240 Don't tell no one
00:05:21.240 We're friends but I'll give you a pound
00:05:22.240 I just wanna see you make you
00:05:26.240 No drink
00:05:27.240 Good morning
00:05:28.240 Bacon in the back
00:05:29.240 I'm about to react to
00:05:30.240 Remember that music video
00:05:31.240 I did like three days ago
00:05:32.240 I got to react to it
00:05:33.240 Boost Master Tommy
00:05:34.240 Link in the description real quick
00:05:35.240 I'm gonna see you by face in the music video
00:05:37.240 Song is called for free featuring ABG Neal
00:05:39.240 Starring Sneeko
00:05:40.240 It's only 700 views
00:05:42.240 Let's run that up
00:05:43.240 Because that's not
00:05:44.240 That's not good
00:05:45.240 That's not good
00:05:46.240 I know views don't matter
00:05:47.240 But that's not
00:05:48.240 I think it's like a TikTok reference
00:05:50.240 Cause they put this guy with the shower cap on the other side
00:05:52.240 I don't know what the meme was
00:05:53.240 Or the
00:05:54.240 I don't know what the sample is
00:05:55.240 And if I don't know it
00:05:56.240 Then it's probably not good enough to put in the thumbnail
00:05:58.240 You know
00:05:59.240 It should be more massive
00:06:00.240 You shouldn't have to guess
00:06:05.240 Yeah, when I first heard that sample
00:06:07.240 I was like
00:06:08.240 I don't
00:06:09.240 I don't think so
00:06:21.240 You like this song?
00:06:22.240 This is like
00:06:23.240 Sawbaby
00:06:25.240 Sawbaby
00:06:26.240 Baby voice
00:06:27.240 You like it?
00:06:30.240 I don't know you
00:06:35.240 You saw me?
00:06:36.240 You saw me?
00:06:37.240 I'm in it
00:06:38.240 I'm famous
00:06:43.240 I thought she said dozo
00:06:46.240 No weirdo
00:06:47.240 Oh my god
00:06:49.240 Alright
00:06:50.240 Yeah like Sawbaby
00:06:51.240 Baby voice
00:06:52.240 Type shit you just saying
00:06:53.240 Link in the description
00:06:54.240 Or whatever
00:06:55.240 Thank you for the 500
00:06:56.240 I hope you brought up the views
00:06:57.240 Because of the
00:06:59.240 That's the
00:07:00.240 That's the oldest trick in the book
00:07:01.240 Wait what happened?
00:07:02.240 Let me see where
00:07:03.240 Where
00:07:04.240 Did you get his license?
00:07:05.240 He got mine
00:07:06.240 And you didn't get his?
00:07:07.240 He didn't know him
00:07:08.240 What happened?
00:07:09.240 What's going on Willy?
00:07:10.240 I told you
00:07:11.240 There's been something up with him all day
00:07:12.240 You can open it too
00:07:13.240 What's up dude?
00:07:14.240 What's up dude?
00:07:20.240 He said he got in a car crash
00:07:21.240 He did?
00:07:22.240 Yeah you didn't see?
00:07:23.240 Yeah you didn't see?
00:07:24.240 The guy beat the shit out of him too
00:07:25.240 Like he had a bloody nose and shit
00:07:26.240 Nah nigga he just pressed him
00:07:28.240 Who's fault is it?
00:07:29.240 Yeah they didn't talk about
00:07:31.240 Yeah
00:07:32.240 Hold on
00:07:33.240 Keep saying
00:07:34.240 Take one step forward
00:07:35.240 It looks good though
00:07:36.240 It looks good
00:07:37.240 It looks good
00:07:38.240 It looks good
00:07:39.240 It's just a sound that we can see it
00:07:40.240 y'all at
00:07:42.240 Y'all at
00:07:42.480 Y'all at
00:07:43.240 Y'all at
00:07:44.240 Y'all at
00:07:45.280 Y'all at
00:07:46.240 Y'all close
00:07:48.240 Check it out
00:07:49.240 Where did you do?
00:07:50.240 You can't face this
00:07:51.240 Y'all
00:07:52.240 Let we go
00:07:53.240 When we go
00:07:55.240 Yeah
00:07:56.240 Hey
00:07:57.240 This is the TV show surprise dancing on the street
00:08:27.240 The fuck you give me this is Venezuelan witchcraft
00:08:55.740 The fuck you just call me wait wait wait you came here hostile and you can't even see you
00:09:01.640 What'd you just call me? Let me try this peruvian cunt candy bro
00:09:04.740 So guys we're back we're doing a mukbang
00:09:06.740 Oh my god
00:09:08.740 Hold the camera and take this film
00:09:10.740 So you're just gonna rate it by yourself? You're not gonna let anyone try it?
00:09:13.740 Nah
00:09:14.740 Alright
00:09:15.740 That's crazy
00:09:16.740 Like if you had another one you should've eaten it
00:09:18.740 Yeah well friends like him you don't even get enemies bro
00:09:20.740 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:22.740 If you were eating it you would really like it
00:09:24.740 Oh shit
00:09:25.740 Let me try it
00:09:26.740 Nah I'm fine
00:09:27.740 I'm fine right?
00:09:28.740 Yes
00:09:29.740 So how long until it kicks in?
00:09:32.740 Huh?
00:09:33.740 Like an hour maybe an hour and a half
00:09:35.740 What the fuck is this?
00:09:37.740 Gotcha pranked haha you're gonna be high as fuck
00:09:40.740 Remember the Molly you were talking about? Stop
00:09:42.740 Yo we're going to the strip club
00:09:43.740 So we all took Molly
00:09:44.740 Like that's
00:09:45.740 Yeah
00:09:46.740 Get ready I don't know if you've taken it before but it's fun
00:09:47.740 What the fuck is this?
00:09:48.740 Sneeko stop playing with me
00:09:49.740 Yo cut that out Musa
00:09:51.740 My name is Huber bro
00:09:52.740 Oh sorry
00:09:53.740 Sneeko stop saying my government
00:09:54.740 Sneeko sorry
00:09:55.740 I hate hanging out with these college fucking
00:09:56.740 Sorry sorry
00:09:57.740 Oh I knew him before
00:09:58.740 Yeah you know my fucking name
00:09:59.740 You're so okay
00:10:00.740 Traumatized, hot sleeping, so I'm like yeah I'm just stuck in my ways
00:10:02.740 You say me K1 just baking, no cap cheese, a marvelous day
00:10:05.740 Drink, to avoid that pain, I know you're hurt, that champagne
00:10:08.740 My bro got stars in a rave, just smoke Harry, throw new cane
00:10:11.740 White at ones, matched at fleece, called a black hole rolling piece
00:10:14.740 Right now I'm feeling like Tupac