SNEAKO - December 25, 2024


MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM HOME.


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

132.88629

Word Count

1,876

Sentence Count

59

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays from New Haven, Connecticut. We hope everyone is having a very merry Christmas and a safe and happy new year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What's your name?
00:00:05.500 I'm Nico.
00:00:07.000 Yeah, I thought so.
00:00:07.980 Merry Christmas, man.
00:00:08.740 Merry Christmas, I thought so.
00:00:10.300 I'm from here, but...
00:00:11.240 You're from New Haven?
00:00:12.000 Yeah, I'm from here.
00:00:12.540 Oh, I didn't know that.
00:00:18.100 Let's talk to our manager.
00:00:19.320 Would you like to try to get back here to take a picture real quick?
00:00:21.180 Yes, I would.
00:00:21.840 Yeah, of course.
00:00:24.200 Nice.
00:00:26.560 Yeah.
00:00:30.000 Whoa, it's Christmas Eve.
00:00:36.940 Should probably go and see my family.
00:00:38.700 And so this is Christmas.
00:00:53.200 And I have a lot of things to do, but Christmas is one time a year.
00:00:59.260 Family's close by.
00:01:00.540 I got to get on a two-hour train ride and I'll be home.
00:01:03.600 Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock.
00:01:07.160 Jingle bell swing and ringle bell ding.
00:01:11.440 Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock.
00:01:15.440 Jingle bell swing and jingle bells ring.
00:01:19.320 Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun.
00:01:22.680 It's time to go.
00:01:27.100 I was the name for me.
00:01:28.620 Alexander Hamilton.
00:01:32.580 Do you need help?
00:01:38.720 Yeah.
00:01:39.360 I need help.
00:01:39.920 Help.
00:01:42.180 Walk around here.
00:01:44.620 I want to take a picture of the cat.
00:01:48.000 Hi.
00:01:48.600 Okay, Merry Christmas.
00:01:54.600 They need the doors.
00:01:58.600 More bags?
00:02:00.600 What else?
00:02:02.600 Do you want more?
00:02:04.600 I'll pay for our paper.
00:02:06.600 I think this is a free box.
00:02:12.600 Thank you, my love.
00:02:14.600 Happy Christmas.
00:02:16.600 You need help here?
00:02:22.600 Thank you.
00:02:34.600 Can you hear that Mariah Carey song playing?
00:02:46.600 Fresh!
00:02:52.600 Fresh!
00:02:54.600 Fresh!
00:02:56.600 This is me, New Haven Line departures.
00:03:06.600 Yeah, I was born in New York, but grew up in New Haven.
00:03:10.600 Merry Christmas, bro.
00:03:11.600 We just came in from Houston, we're going to New Rochelle.
00:03:14.600 204?
00:03:15.600 Yeah.
00:03:16.600 To New Haven?
00:03:17.600 Trying to get on the 204 to New Haven.
00:03:30.600 Yes, sir.
00:03:31.600 I'm going to New Haven.
00:03:32.600 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:33.600 That's where I'm from.
00:03:34.600 Oh, shit.
00:03:35.600 Oh, shit.
00:03:36.600 Oh, shit.
00:03:46.600 What the fuck?
00:03:48.600 We're so wild.
00:03:49.600 Folks dressed up like Eskimos.
00:03:54.600 And somebody knows.
00:03:55.600 A turkey and some mistletoe.
00:04:01.600 it's not just a vlog i genuinely enjoy living my life like it's a movie ever since i left miami
00:04:14.240 and came back home and haven't been back since with all my stuff in that apartment every day
00:04:19.120 has felt like a movie obviously filming editing and writing every day helps but what it really is
00:04:24.240 is just dropping everything and going to a different place because of a impulse feeling
00:04:29.360 in the spur of the moment hey what's up man good merry christmas be safe i don't know how to live
00:04:38.160 any other way i think i'd be really depressed if i wasn't feeling like everything was written
00:04:42.880 and everything's part of some movie yeah
00:04:49.280 because living with a life of regret is much worse than trying and failing how you doing man
00:04:56.080 it's a nice car you're gonna put it in there you want me to yeah if you pay me okay i won't put it in
00:05:11.520 hey merry christmas thank you man that's for using your car thank you have a good one
00:05:16.480 thank you made it home welcome to new haven
00:05:28.000 good how are you play for your table holy shit sneeko no fucking way sneeko hey
00:05:32.080 merry christmas bro what's better sally's or peppers me but i was born and raised in new haven like you
00:05:37.680 oh yeah that was not in new york bro no i'm not born here bro you're from new haven yeah i'm
00:05:42.480 a part of your number bro you're doing that thing everybody in connecticut does i know i was going
00:05:45.680 to catch you i was like when i catch you bro i'm gonna do it i definitely i i claim new haven i
00:05:50.080 claim new haven why am i here at sally's right now because you're visiting family what gets more
00:05:56.640 new haven than sally's so i'm sorry to bother you but we actually can't be filming in here unless you
00:06:00.240 go to the corporate office there's like being like oh sneeko is like you know homophobic this and
00:06:04.640 the third i'm like this is nice now no no no i'm sorry molly before because dude you're
00:06:08.800 you're a figure on internet what's the next pickup time the earliest one how many pies one just a
00:06:12.880 standard this is why new york is better you can just get a slice and get out that's what i'm saying
00:06:16.560 new york you get a slice and get out of here there's a separate store in new york he don't
00:06:21.440 know what he's talking about there's a separate store you can't go back to rumble bro i'm gonna
00:06:25.440 go back to new york and rumble i can't wait that long okay i gotta get out of here man yeah that's
00:06:30.480 fine where's where's peppy's down the street right literally just keep going down bro they're not
00:06:33.760 gonna get you bro you never jack new haven bro come on let's go i'm here in the 203 right
00:06:37.440 now i still have a 203 phone number safety great to meet you bro merry christmas merry christmas
00:06:41.120 nice to meet you bro so basically i am betraying right now i'm going to their rival peppy's pizza
00:06:45.840 i ain't waiting an hour to get a pizza bro what is this basically he pressed me because there's a
00:06:51.760 running joke in new haven that everybody here either tries to claim new york city or boston because it's
00:06:56.880 halfway between both but he's like i'm born and raised i was not born here so not fake claiming
00:07:01.760 anything but if you look around new haven it really is halfway between new york and boston has that
00:07:07.280 irish italian feel the industrial busyness of manhattan sometimes but also that ivy league
00:07:14.560 collegiate harvard how you like them apples the yale university aspect it's a funny place
00:07:21.280 what do i do for my birthday new haven bro
00:07:35.840 and of course that guy to say his co-workers think i'm homophobic the old me would have been like
00:07:39.600 homophobic yeah no nope love speech we love everyone i'm not scared of anyone no phobia
00:07:51.280 i've always liked peppy's more the tryhards will say sally's better but i've always liked peppy's
00:08:00.320 more white clam pizza try it nuts roasting on an open fire oh no i haven't placed an order yet
00:08:06.960 oh yeah come right over here yeah i'll get a small how long does a white clam pizza take 48 minutes
00:08:10.640 40 minutes no can you guys do a small clam real quick what's the quickest pizza i gotta get out
00:08:14.320 of here a cheese how long i'm gonna take 10 yeah can you guys just do a small cheese real quick
00:08:18.320 yeah appreciate it man what's your name a sneaker yeah i thought so merry christmas man
00:08:24.640 merry christmas i thought so i didn't want to like air your show i'm from here but
00:08:29.040 you're from new haven yeah i'm from here oh i didn't know that
00:08:31.120 guy take you in some mistletoe help to make the season bright
00:08:40.720 nice to meet you but what's your uh youtube i've been on youtube for two and a half years
00:08:45.680 two and a half years two and a half years so what you just you should be streaming on kick right
00:08:49.840 i post videos on x now on twitter that's okay i would say yeah because you don't got instagram
00:08:54.240 we just talked to our manager would you like to try to get back there to take a picture real quick
00:08:57.600 yes i would yeah of course yeah so this is seth he's one of our cooks so take you back there okay
00:09:01.520 come on man yeah nice
00:09:14.960 these are huge what the hell yeah they're well the oven's 14 by 14. can i get closer yeah come on
00:09:21.680 do your thing low you want to see what's wrong give him a little low now what the
00:09:27.920 yeah how many feet is that stick 14.
00:09:41.920 whoa crazy right it's insane it's like 1800s right uh yeah it was built probably in like the 30s 1930s
00:09:51.120 i know new hayden's all elitist about these old ovens
00:09:55.200 good oh it's hot i think i just singed my eyebrows yeah sure
00:10:02.720 appreciate that yeah
00:10:05.440 it's got to wait for something to come out yeah uh i don't know i'll bring it over to you
00:10:10.480 soon guys there might be nothing coming out for a second
00:10:14.240 number one piece in the whole world large clam
00:10:32.400 wow
00:10:32.640 this is one of the many reasons why they love us so much
00:10:43.280 small upbeats
00:10:46.960 you want to head out yeah anytime thank you yeah it's cool meeting you uh louie
00:10:59.120 can you see that sign yeah you can told you
00:11:09.200 pepe's is better than sally's that was a nice catch
00:11:14.720 so hot
00:11:16.720 it's good though it's very melty compared to new york pizza melty and more liquidy new york pizza's
00:11:21.680 sturdier but the seasoning on this is way better it's cooked better you could tell by that stove
00:11:27.120 someone got it just tastes
00:11:36.880 good pizza new yorkers new york if you're feeling elitist about your pizza you've got to come and
00:11:41.920 check out i'm gonna new haven it's not just the only one here that's pizza we claim started here when
00:11:46.400 the italians first came to america they settled down here and we claimed that we created the burger
00:11:51.760 and the pizza yeah
00:11:59.120 i bodied that i don't care i'm not really a crust guy fight me
00:12:08.720 i want to go before sunset i'm gonna run i don't care this is dedication
00:12:16.880 i could definitely get a little dangerous here
00:12:18.640 but i'll be all right i'll be all right that's the train that's the that's the train i jumped
00:12:26.400 off of in row 8 and so i can get here quicker that was the right decision
00:12:34.480 back in my day this city had culture it had hot now it got nothing
00:12:40.640 this is downtown new haven not much going on because this area there's a lot of yale university
00:12:48.640 students they're probably all home population of like 125 000 that's like one neighborhood in manhattan
00:12:53.440 this is called the new haven green like washington square park it's a graveyard underneath this
00:13:06.800 there's a whole bunch of dead bodies right here and it's a beautiful park you see the tree over
00:13:11.040 there it's designed as the center point of the city i wouldn't come and hang out here personally
00:13:15.520 people really don't right now it's not too bad i don't want to say bad things about my city but anybody
00:13:20.080 who's honest about the city will tell you that this is the the k2 hangout spot
00:13:28.000 so i'll tell you a story i worked at this chipotle for about two hours i showed up to do the interview
00:13:34.080 but i showed up late so i didn't get the job this chipotle here by the green rejected me but that's
00:13:39.280 all me you can't be late to a job interview i wonder how they're doing it's closed now
00:13:43.120 just merry christmas everybody and happy hanukkah there's a menorah lit over there time to go home
00:13:52.800 and enjoy some family time all blessings to you and your family hope you guys had a great year let's
00:13:57.840 finish off strong there's only a week left merry christmas everyone yuletide carols being sung by choir