SNEAKO - May 19, 2023


MLD Rizzes A Baddie On A Blind Date!

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Length

52 minutes

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Word count

9,715

Sentence count

1,732

Harmful content

Misogyny

84

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Toxicity

280

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Hate speech

92

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Summary

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On this episode of The Sneeko Show, we have special guest John Zerk on the show. John is a stand-up comedian, podcaster, and podcaster. He is also the host of the podcast Fresh and Fit, which is a podcast about healthy eating, fitness, and dating. In this episode, John talks about how he got started with his career, how he built his brand, and what it takes to be successful in the dating world.

Transcript

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00:00:00 Can I touch and... is that... no?
00:00:02 What is this?
00:00:05 Just put your face right here. 0.99
00:00:07 I can just tell if you're attractive or not.
00:00:09 Oh, go ahead, yeah.
00:00:11 I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
00:00:14 Let's do it. Let's see. Go ahead.
00:00:18 So how many people are watching?
00:00:20 Don't worry about it.
00:00:21 It's about the schizo energy. 1.00
00:00:23 It's about...
00:00:23 I'm just fascinated at how you built this entire brand by yourself. 1.00
00:00:27 That's fucking... 0.97
00:00:28 When you guys were on the date, it went to 7K, which is really good for Rumble. 0.99
00:00:33 I'm not really one of these metrics people.
00:00:35 I'm just generally curious. 0.99
00:00:36 Because, dude, your shit came up all over my feed in summer 2021. 0.99
00:00:41 And then I was thinking, this kid needs to go on fucking Fresh and Fit. 1.00
00:00:44 And then I guess, how did that happen? 0.95
00:00:46 They reached out to you?
00:00:47 Myron probably reached out to you because you're too lazy.
00:00:49 Yeah, Myron reached out to me. 1.00
00:00:50 Because you have shit business skills. 0.98
00:00:53 I asked him, hey, what time does the stream? 1.00
00:00:55 He's like, what do you have, fucking autism, bro? 0.99
00:00:58 Because he was making a schedule. 0.99
00:01:00 And I'm like, I don't want to commit to this.
00:01:01 I'm only flying from halfway across the world to be here.
00:01:04 I know, but then I have to think about it.
00:01:05 And then it's gay. 0.98
00:01:06 And like, ooh, come today at this time. 0.97
00:01:08 It's just too...
00:01:09 Just show up.
00:01:10 I'll bring a girl. 0.97
00:01:11 If we bring another girl, I feel like it. 1.00
00:01:13 Fair play, fair play.
00:01:15 Yeah, it's just better.
00:01:16 So Myron reached out to you?
00:01:17 Yeah, Myron reached out to me when I was just making documentaries in New York back in the day.
00:01:20 When I was just making YouTube videos.
00:01:22 So I'm excited.
00:01:25 I'm excited.
00:01:26 So how should we do it?
00:01:27 We should probably...
00:01:29 I'll just blindfold you.
00:01:30 I'll just sit here.
00:01:31 I'll blindfold you now.
00:01:32 Do it.
00:01:32 She's here?
00:01:33 She's coming up now.
00:01:35 Coming up.
00:01:36 All right, I'm getting blindfolded here.
00:01:41 Hey, how you doing?
00:01:43 How you doing, girl?
00:01:45 So does this girl know and hate me already in advance, too? 0.99
00:01:49 Okay, so she will hate me.
00:01:53 Okay.
00:01:53 I'll pull up my...
00:01:54 Wait, I gotta pull up over my ears.
00:01:56 Right here.
00:01:56 Type.
00:01:56 Read, type there.
00:01:58 Please.
00:01:59 What's your name?
00:02:01 Yemen.
00:02:02 Who?
00:02:03 Does she speak English?
00:02:04 Of course.
00:02:05 Okay, she's probably shy, that's why.
00:02:07 Yemen? 0.54
00:02:10 Hold on, I'm tying it, sorry.
00:02:12 You come in, you come in. 0.86
00:02:14 No, she is.
00:02:15 Oh, yeah, she's Richard Hill.
00:02:17 Welcome here, Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:02:20 Okay, okay, okay. 1.00
00:02:21 Put on this blindfold before you go in here, bitch. 1.00
00:02:23 Welcome to Sneeko Show. 1.00
00:02:31 Well, here we are.
00:02:33 It's Thursday night.
00:02:39 Guys, I just hope she's hot. 1.00
00:02:41 I just hope she's hot. 1.00
00:02:42 That's really hot and feminine. 0.87
00:02:45 Nice voice.
00:02:46 Just nice, you know?
00:02:48 That's just so much to ask for these days.
00:02:50 Can you just be nice?
00:02:52 Do you have niceness in you?
00:02:55 Okay? 1.00
00:02:56 Can you not be a fucking cold-hearted bitch? 1.00
00:02:58 Is that like anywhere in your realm of possibility? 1.00
00:03:03 Or is just being like a frigid cunt that jumps from dick to dick, 1.00
00:03:07 just getting jaded in the fucking modern dating place? 1.00
00:03:13 I don't know. 0.99
00:03:15 I don't know.
00:03:15 I feel like I'm crazy sometimes.
00:03:18 Because I just like, can I just meet a nice girl? 1.00
00:03:20 Who's like not a fucking whore. 1.00
00:03:22 But it's only America. 0.99
00:03:24 Outside, like, when you go to the countries, people are just nice, man.
00:03:27 Like the standard.
00:03:27 I don't have a liquid for a last one.
00:03:37 Hold on.
00:03:37 I'll be here.
00:03:38 Are we here?
00:03:46 What a high level of trust on the show.
00:03:48 Welcome.
00:03:49 Come into this house.
00:03:49 Put on this blindfold and let me prepare you an alcoholic drink. 0.87
00:03:52 You want this clout, don't you? 1.00
00:04:00 Follow me on Instagram, but only if you're not a faggot. 1.00
00:04:03 If you're like one of these fucking weird-ass fags, don't do it. 1.00
00:04:07 And who said John Zerk is on coke? 1.00
00:04:09 Is he?
00:04:11 It's Thursday night.
00:04:12 Maybe you're doing a radio show because you can't see it.
00:04:14 Okay.
00:04:15 Yeah.
00:04:15 There's a seat. 1.00
00:04:16 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:04:18 Okay, there you go. 1.00
00:04:19 Let me scoot you up. 0.72
00:04:21 Is she blindfolded?
00:04:22 Yes, she is.
00:04:23 Drinking booze?
00:04:24 Yeah, some wine.
00:04:25 Really?
00:04:26 What kind of wine you got there, Sneeko?
00:04:27 It's red wine, but I don't drink anymore.
00:04:30 Praise the Lord.
00:04:30 I know.
00:04:31 You can hold it.
00:04:32 Alhamdulillah.
00:04:33 Don't spill wine on my suit.
00:04:35 Yeah, please don't spill it.
00:04:36 I'm not going to spill it.
00:04:37 Okay.
00:04:38 Okay.
00:04:40 Hi.
00:04:40 Hi.
00:04:41 Hello.
00:04:42 I'm going to put my hand out.
00:04:43 Can you feel it?
00:04:44 Yeah.
00:04:45 Nice to meet you.
00:04:46 Hold on.
00:04:47 Let me give you a good handshake.
00:04:48 There's a good one.
00:04:49 Nice to meet you.
00:04:50 Yes, this is a proper handshake. 0.96
00:04:52 I know most guys shake like they're Uriel fags out here, but not me. 1.00
00:04:57 So, okay. 0.93
00:04:58 What's your name?
00:04:59 Yomaline.
00:05:00 What?
00:05:00 Yomaline.
00:05:01 How do you spell that?
00:05:03 Y-A-M-E-L-I-N. 1.00
00:05:06 Wait.
00:05:06 Y-A-M. 0.97
00:05:08 E-L-I-N. 0.99
00:05:09 E-L-A-M? 0.99
00:05:13 E-L-I-N. 0.99
00:05:15 E-L-I-N. 0.99
00:05:17 Yeah.
00:05:18 Yomaline?
00:05:19 Yomaline.
00:05:20 That's, okay.
00:05:20 I'm just trying to make sure it's correct.
00:05:22 My name's Jonathan.
00:05:23 Nice to meet you.
00:05:24 Nice to meet you, too, Yomaline.
00:05:25 And where do you come from?
00:05:26 What does your name mean?
00:05:28 I don't think it has a meaning.
00:05:30 Really?
00:05:31 Yeah.
00:05:31 I'm Mexican-Costa Rican.
00:05:33 Mexican and Costa Rican?
00:05:34 Yeah.
00:05:35 Okay.
00:05:35 Okay.
00:05:36 What about you?
00:05:36 I am half Trinidadian and half white.
00:05:41 Yes.
00:05:42 I am from Miami.
00:05:44 I was born here, but I left because I was just kidding.
00:05:47 People were too happy.
00:05:48 Huh?
00:05:49 People were too happy.
00:05:50 Too happy.
00:05:51 Do you think the average person in Miami is happy?
00:05:53 Everybody's always smiling.
00:05:54 It's like, why are you so happy?
00:05:55 Really?
00:05:56 You mad at happy people?
00:05:57 No.
00:05:58 I feel like I'm having flashbacks of our previous date here.
00:06:01 Really?
00:06:01 The girl just came here to be angry with me. 1.00
00:06:03 Oh, you had a pretty good date.
00:06:05 Yeah.
00:06:06 Yeah.
00:06:07 She just came to be angry.
00:06:10 You know?
00:06:11 She's just a hater? 1.00
00:06:11 No, she's like, well, I did call her a hoe on a prior live, because she does hoe shit. 1.00
00:06:17 So I was like, she takes naked photos of herself and sells it on the internet. 1.00
00:06:23 So you're mad at her for being an entrepreneur? 0.72
00:06:24 I'm not mad at her.
00:06:25 I just called her a hoe. 1.00
00:06:27 And how did she respond to that?
00:06:29 She was like, why did you call me a hoe? 1.00
00:06:30 I was like, because you're doing hoe shit. 1.00
00:06:34 What's your opinion on OnlyFans? 0.99
00:06:36 I feel like it's destroying both people, men and women.
00:06:40 Do you feel like it devalues the woman?
00:06:42 Yes.
00:06:43 Do you know what the definition of value is?
00:06:46 Or how value is determined?
00:06:49 Explain it.
00:06:50 Is that a no?
00:06:52 Is that a no?
00:06:53 I don't?
00:06:53 She has a different definition.
00:06:54 So what's your definition of value?
00:06:56 Let's start there.
00:06:58 Something that not many hold.
00:07:00 Like, it's just something that you really...
00:07:03 You're going down the right path.
00:07:04 You're 100% correct.
00:07:06 Continue down your path.
00:07:07 I'm a bit nervous.
00:07:08 You could finish my sentence.
00:07:09 Okay.
00:07:10 So she is saying that it's directly tied to scarcity.
00:07:15 Value and scarcity are directly linked, right?
00:07:17 Yeah.
00:07:18 Do you like diamonds?
00:07:19 They're okay.
00:07:20 No?
00:07:20 What do you like?
00:07:22 I'm not much of a jewelry person.
00:07:24 Okay.
00:07:25 Yeah.
00:07:25 I prefer nature.
00:07:27 I prefer nature?
00:07:28 Just being outside, natural. 1.00
00:07:29 Are you fucking with my mic? 1.00
00:07:30 Are you fucking with me? 1.00
00:07:30 Maybe because she's talking quiet. 1.00
00:07:32 Oh, okay, okay.
00:07:32 Sorry.
00:07:33 Are we sharing a mic?
00:07:35 No, you have different mics, but you're like...
00:07:36 I can't even see my mic.
00:07:37 Where's my mic?
00:07:38 Don't worry about it.
00:07:38 Okay.
00:07:39 You're good.
00:07:40 We'll keep going.
00:07:41 Are you okay?
00:07:41 Are you nervous?
00:07:43 I'm a bit nervous, yeah.
00:07:44 Here, give me your hand.
00:07:45 I'll hold your hand.
00:07:45 Don't worry.
00:07:46 Come here.
00:07:46 It's going to be okay.
00:07:47 There you go.
00:07:48 Okay.
00:07:48 Don't worry.
00:07:48 I'm a nice guy.
00:07:49 I'm a really nice guy.
00:07:49 Yeah.
00:07:50 All right.
00:07:50 So, your name is Meow Meowling?
00:07:54 Meow Ming?
00:07:55 Meowling.
00:07:56 Meowling?
00:07:57 No, I'm just talking with you.
00:07:57 I remember.
00:07:58 Meowling, how old are you?
00:08:00 22.
00:08:01 What about you?
00:08:01 22?
00:08:02 I'm 37.
00:08:02 I'm very...
00:08:03 I guess in America, I'm a very old man.
00:08:05 What do you do?
00:08:07 I am an entrepreneur.
00:08:09 Everybody's an entrepreneur.
00:08:10 Right?
00:08:11 Oh, I actually do...
00:08:12 I'm not a fake entrepreneur like these trust fund babies in Miami.
00:08:15 I actually do work...
00:08:16 What's wrong with trust fund babies?
00:08:17 Oh, you know how a trust fund baby?
00:08:19 I can't...
00:08:19 I never said that.
00:08:22 No.
00:08:22 Okay.
00:08:23 Okay.
00:08:23 Okay.
00:08:23 Okay.
00:08:24 Okay.
00:08:24 Are you a Scorpio?
00:08:25 I'm fortunate.
00:08:25 I'm Taurus.
00:08:26 Okay.
00:08:27 Because you're a Scorpio.
00:08:28 I have to...
00:08:29 Again, just...
00:08:29 No.
00:08:31 Taurus.
00:08:32 Taurus is okay.
00:08:33 Yeah.
00:08:34 So, I'm a Sagittarius.
00:08:36 What's your view on women going to school and being independent? 1.00
00:08:40 Independent means alone.
00:08:41 So, if they want to be alone, then it's just like...
00:08:45 For me, I'm a traditional guy and not in the sense like I need to beat my woman up if she 1.00
00:08:51 makes a bad steak, you know?
00:08:54 Yeah.
00:08:54 But I like to take care of the person I'm with if she has shown me that we could have
00:09:02 the potential of building a good future together.
00:09:04 You know what I mean?
00:09:05 Yeah.
00:09:05 Yeah.
00:09:05 So, I like a woman that is good at keeping the house clean, good at cooking. 1.00
00:09:12 And my hobby is cooking, so I can tell if a woman's a good cook or not. 1.00
00:09:16 And then...
00:09:16 How do you cook your steak?
00:09:17 Medium rare.
00:09:18 Perfect.
00:09:19 Every single time.
00:09:20 Six minutes on the grill.
00:09:21 Three minutes, three minutes on my grill at home.
00:09:24 And then, yeah.
00:09:25 So, if we get married, you have to relocate.
00:09:28 I mean, well, I have one more year in medical school.
00:09:30 You're in medical school?
00:09:31 No, I have one more year of my undergrad.
00:09:33 I'm in medical school.
00:09:34 Okay, what are you undergrading?
00:09:35 In biology?
00:09:36 Neurobiology.
00:09:37 And you want to be what?
00:09:38 Anesthesiologist?
00:09:39 Neurosurgeon.
00:09:40 Neurosurgeon.
00:09:41 Do you understand how incredibly difficult that is going to be?
00:09:45 Yeah.
00:09:46 Have you seen Doctor Strange?
00:09:48 No, I haven't.
00:09:49 Really?
00:09:49 No.
00:09:49 It's about a superhero who's a neurosurgeon.
00:09:52 Oh.
00:09:52 Do you know who Doctor Strange is?
00:09:54 No, I'm not really into that.
00:09:56 Do you have access to the internet at home?
00:09:59 Yeah, but I'm just not on social media like that.
00:10:02 Okay.
00:10:02 Are you familiar with the Avengers?
00:10:05 Yeah, I'm familiar with the Avengers.
00:10:06 He's the guy who flies around with a cape.
00:10:08 Anyways.
00:10:09 Mm-hmm.
00:10:09 No, it's a pretty sad story, actually. 1.00
00:10:13 Because he's a real dick, right? 1.00
00:10:15 Yeah. 1.00
00:10:16 He's a fucking asshole. 1.00
00:10:17 Because he's a really, really good surgeon. 1.00
00:10:19 Yeah.
00:10:19 And then he's, all of a sudden, like, going on a, like, he's driving somewhere, and he's
00:10:26 on a call, and then he, like, gets distracted.
00:10:29 Mm-hmm.
00:10:30 And then the car, like, flies off the road.
00:10:32 Wait, so what exactly do you do?
00:10:34 Hold on.
00:10:34 I'm telling a story.
00:10:35 That's so rude.
00:10:36 It's just, I know you're, like, telling us to watch the movie, though.
00:10:38 No.
00:10:39 Jesus Christ.
00:10:41 My God.
00:10:42 My bad.
00:10:43 You could finish it.
00:10:44 I don't want to hold your hand anymore. 0.57
00:10:45 Basically, he falls off the cliff, and he fucks his hands up, and he has to go become a magician. 0.76
00:10:53 Oh.
00:10:54 So I hope that doesn't happen to you.
00:10:56 Magician part, yeah, but not the whole falling off the cliff.
00:10:58 Yeah, that'd be tragic.
00:11:00 So what's your ethnic background?
00:11:03 Just Mexican, Costa Rica. 1.00
00:11:04 Mexican, Costa Rica, like, mom, like, directly Mexican, Costa Rica, like, mom is from Mexico.
00:11:09 Yeah, mom's from Mexico. 0.74
00:11:10 Dad's Costa Rican.
00:11:11 Dad's Costa Rican.
00:11:11 And they both first came to America when?
00:11:15 Dad was born in America.
00:11:17 Okay.
00:11:17 Mom was born in America.
00:11:19 Cool.
00:11:20 They're just, yeah, I guess they're parents.
00:11:22 Are they medical history or medical nurse?
00:11:27 Yeah, everybody on my dad's side of the family, they're surgeons.
00:11:30 Oh, wow.
00:11:32 Do you have an OnlyFans?
00:11:36 Oh, that's a yes.
00:11:38 That's a yes.
00:11:39 Not in here.
00:11:39 Boom, Boka! 0.98
00:11:41 Where did, okay.
00:11:43 Why'd you do it?
00:11:46 Easy money?
00:11:48 Give me your hand.
00:11:51 No.
00:11:52 Bad.
00:11:53 Bad surgeon.
00:11:54 Bad surgeon.
00:11:55 No.
00:11:57 Bad.
00:11:58 Yeah, what's wrong?
00:11:58 I just don't see why you, like, think OnlyFans is so bad.
00:12:01 I feel like if you're not, like, doing anything, like, with other people on there and it's just
00:12:06 you, it's fine.
00:12:07 Okay.
00:12:11 Then why'd you quit?
00:12:14 I just didn't feel the need to do it anymore.
00:12:17 Yeah.
00:12:18 Okay.
00:12:19 What's the most you ever made one month doing it?
00:12:21 I prefer not to say.
00:12:23 Man, can I be doing over-under?
00:12:25 You can guess, yeah.
00:12:27 Over 50,000?
00:12:29 Like, a little bit over.
00:12:34 Did you have, like, an e-pimp or are you doing this all yourself?
00:12:37 No, my friend managed it.
00:12:39 Oh.
00:12:39 Guy?
00:12:41 Yeah.
00:12:41 My man.
00:12:44 My man.
00:12:46 Have you ever managed an OnlyFans?
00:12:48 I've managed a bunch of crazy girls I've dated. 1.00
00:12:50 It's kind of the same thing.
00:12:52 So why are you so against it if you're dating crazy girls? 0.58
00:12:55 You must have done them.
00:12:56 I don't think it's good for society as a whole.
00:13:00 Then why would you pursue the girls?
00:13:02 I don't.
00:13:02 No, I just said I dated, okay, it was a joke.
00:13:06 I said I dated girls kind of equally crazy to OnlyFans girls. 0.91
00:13:09 How are they crazy? 0.98
00:13:11 Because they think it's okay to sell naked pictures of themselves online. 0.99
00:13:15 Mainly.
00:13:16 Why'd you date them?
00:13:17 I didn't.
00:13:19 No, no, I was kind of making a joke. 0.97
00:13:21 Like, the girls I dated were crazy, like OnlyFans girls. 0.99
00:13:24 It's okay. 0.95
00:13:25 You're 22?
00:13:26 Yeah.
00:13:27 What's your favorite color?
00:13:28 Green.
00:13:29 Me too.
00:13:30 Really?
00:13:30 Green?
00:13:31 Yeah.
00:13:31 Okay, now what I'm going to do is I'm going to remove her blindfold. 0.99
00:13:35 I'm going to keep yours on.
00:13:36 Okay.
00:13:36 But now to spice up the date and to figure it out, let's see what she thinks.
00:13:40 What did you know?
00:13:41 Dr. Dr. Yamaline.
00:13:43 Oh, my God.
00:13:46 You heard a little, sorry.
00:13:47 Mm-hmm.
00:13:48 Uh-oh.
00:13:50 Um, yeah.
00:13:53 You're cute.
00:13:54 I like the suit.
00:13:55 Thank you.
00:13:56 Thank you very much.
00:13:56 That's very nice of you.
00:13:57 Go ahead.
00:14:00 Tell me more.
00:14:01 So, brother, sister.
00:14:02 I'm fixing my hair.
00:14:03 Oh, okay.
00:14:03 Yeah.
00:14:03 Um, I have a half-sister.
00:14:05 Okay.
00:14:07 And how long have you been living in Miami?
00:14:09 Um, one month.
00:14:10 One month?
00:14:11 Where were you living before?
00:14:13 L.A.
00:14:14 Oh, sorry to hear that.
00:14:17 What about you?
00:14:19 Where do I live?
00:14:20 Have you just lived in Miami your whole life?
00:14:21 I don't live in, I don't live in Miami.
00:14:23 Not anymore?
00:14:24 Mm-mm.
00:14:26 No, I do not.
00:14:27 I'm here on business.
00:14:29 Oh, what business?
00:14:30 My YouTube career.
00:14:32 My podcasting career.
00:14:34 What podcast?
00:14:35 It's Modern Life Dating on YouTube.
00:14:38 So you're good with dating?
00:14:40 Some would say.
00:14:41 How about you? 0.97
00:14:43 Terrible.
00:14:44 Really?
00:14:44 What's the longest relationship you've had?
00:14:47 Two years.
00:14:47 Two years?
00:14:49 That's not bad.
00:14:50 Like, serious relationship?
00:14:51 Well, like, he was hooking up with you and you were kind of saying he was your boyfriend.
00:14:57 That was pretty serious.
00:14:58 We lived together.
00:14:59 Okay.
00:15:00 Okay.
00:15:00 Okay.
00:15:00 What happened?
00:15:02 He was into trans.
00:15:04 What?
00:15:05 Was he white?
00:15:06 Yeah.
00:15:07 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:08 He was into trans.
00:15:11 I don't like mine!
00:15:13 You dumped him?
00:15:14 Yeah.
00:15:15 I caught him on, like, a trans dating.
00:15:16 High five.
00:15:17 High five.
00:15:18 They have a trans dating website?
00:15:20 Mm-hmm.
00:15:20 What is it?
00:15:21 Bangtrainingnow.com?
00:15:23 What is this?
00:15:24 What did they have?
00:15:25 What is this website?
00:15:25 I don't know.
00:15:26 He was on all of those. 0.99
00:15:27 That's fucking weird. 0.99
00:15:28 Why are you asking that question? 0.99
00:15:30 There are...
00:15:30 Wait, wait.
00:15:31 There are trans exclusive dating sites now?
00:15:34 Yes, there are, yeah.
00:15:36 Boom, buka! 0.97
00:15:37 Yeah.
00:15:39 He had all his, like, hidden purchases.
00:15:43 Yeah.
00:15:44 And it was before my boob job, so I was like...
00:15:46 Oh, you had a boob job? 0.95
00:15:47 Yeah, I was like, I can't even compete.
00:15:49 Like...
00:15:49 Hold on. 1.00
00:15:50 He's looking at boobs and dicks, like... 1.00
00:15:51 I'm going to judge you right now before I even see the boobs. 1.00
00:15:54 Are they silicone or saline?
00:15:57 Silicone.
00:15:58 Are you sure?
00:15:59 I don't know.
00:16:00 My grandma got me.
00:16:01 Are they the bags of water or are they, like, the gel?
00:16:07 Gel. 0.69
00:16:08 Okay.
00:16:11 How many cc's?
00:16:12 Do you remember?
00:16:13 Like, 300.
00:16:14 Woo! 0.99
00:16:15 Boy!
00:16:15 How much do you weigh?
00:16:17 Like, 100.
00:16:18 100 pounds?
00:16:18 And how tall are you?
00:16:20 Five, two.
00:16:21 Sneak, can I take this blindfold off?
00:16:22 I don't know.
00:16:23 I don't know.
00:16:23 I don't know.
00:16:28 Yamelina.
00:16:30 No.
00:16:30 Where did the A come from? 1.00
00:16:32 Yamelin.
00:16:33 Yamelin.
00:16:34 Yeah.
00:16:35 Yamelin.
00:16:36 Yeah.
00:16:36 Wait, is it Y-A-M-E-L-I-N?
00:16:39 Like, Yamelin.
00:16:40 Like, the purple term.
00:16:41 Y-A-M-E-L-I-N. 1.00
00:16:43 Yamelin.
00:16:44 I got it.
00:16:45 It's kind of like...
00:16:46 Is it kind of like Jasmine?
00:16:47 Like, it sounds like a Mexican name, Yamelin.
00:16:49 I'm Mexican-Costerican.
00:16:51 Right, so is it Mexican or Costa Rican?
00:16:53 Mexican.
00:16:54 Okay.
00:16:55 Yeah, it's a cute name.
00:16:55 My friend lives in Mexico.
00:16:56 Have you been there?
00:16:57 My mom said it was too dangerous for me to go.
00:17:00 Never been?
00:17:01 Mm-hmm.
00:17:01 So you're like these new...
00:17:03 Do you speak Spanish?
00:17:05 Okay. 1.00
00:17:05 Oh, you're one of these whitewashed new fucking Spanish Zoomers that like not really speak any Spanish. 1.00
00:17:12 They're like, yeah, I'm Spanish. 0.99
00:17:14 Like, what's your favorite food?
00:17:15 Like, avocado toast.
00:17:17 So how's like your dating thing?
00:17:19 Maya, what do you want to know about it?
00:17:20 What's your business?
00:17:21 What do you do? 1.00
00:17:22 I teach guys not to be faggots, mainly. 1.00
00:17:26 Bruh. 1.00
00:17:27 What?
00:17:28 Have you been doing a good job with me?
00:17:29 Huh? 1.00
00:17:30 Can we not say faggots? 1.00
00:17:31 What? 1.00
00:17:32 No, you can't.
00:17:32 But it's no hard R, N-word, right?
00:17:35 No, you say the N-word.
00:17:36 But she asked you, have you been doing a good job with me?
00:17:38 Yeah.
00:17:39 With you?
00:17:39 With Sneeko?
00:17:40 Mm-hmm.
00:17:41 Oh, I didn't hear that.
00:17:43 No, Sneeko's great.
00:17:45 Sneeko's great.
00:17:46 We had to take out the trash.
00:17:48 What do you mean?
00:17:49 I don't know if I'm going to...
00:17:51 Boom, booka! 0.96
00:17:52 Okay, now moving on.
00:17:53 How about this?
00:17:55 MLD, why don't you, based on her personality so far, what would you rate her on a scale
00:17:59 of one to ten?
00:18:00 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:18:01 After talking to that fucking cold-hearted devil just now, this girl's like a fucking 1.00
00:18:05 ten. 1.00
00:18:06 This girl's like a drink of water in a fucking dry desert. 1.00
00:18:10 That other woman's personality was like eating cardboard box. 1.00
00:18:15 Just dry and just like, you're fucking like, ugh, like, why am I even doing this? 1.00
00:18:22 This girl, I love this fucking girl. 1.00
00:18:24 You know what the biggest component was? 1.00
00:18:26 She was nice, and she had fucking manners. 1.00
00:18:30 That's the base. 0.99
00:18:32 That's how easy it is nowadays to find, if you're a girl watching this, you want to find
00:18:37 a decent guy, just be a decent, kind individual, and you'll go so far.
00:18:42 Yeah, I agree.
00:18:44 And then that's personality, ten personality.
00:18:46 What do you think, based off of the way she's talking, what would you rate her physically?
00:18:50 What do you perceive her to be out of ten? 0.97
00:18:53 Well, she has fake boobs, so we got to start at seven. 1.00
00:18:58 So, the personality. 0.99
00:19:01 Oh, yeah, we're just doing based on looks, though?
00:19:03 Just looks?
00:19:03 Yeah, what do you think?
00:19:04 What would you rate her looks, based off of her voice? 0.96
00:19:07 Rate her physically out of ten, based off of what you've heard. 0.67
00:19:10 How attractive do you think she is? 1.00
00:19:11 Can I touch?
00:19:12 Is that enough?
00:19:16 Just put your face right here. 0.99
00:19:18 I can just tell if you're attractive or not.
00:19:20 Oh, go ahead.
00:19:21 No, no, I'm just joking.
00:19:23 I'm just joking.
00:19:24 Let's do it.
00:19:26 Let's see.
00:19:27 Go ahead.
00:19:30 Let me see.
00:19:30 Have you seen Bane?
00:19:31 Oh, she's, you have a nice little cute chin. 1.00
00:19:33 You have cute cheekbones.
00:19:35 I can tell you have a nice nose, probably.
00:19:37 Nose job.
00:19:38 Did you really?
00:19:39 No, no way.
00:19:40 Is it?
00:19:41 You got a nose job?
00:19:42 21st birthday nose.
00:19:43 Let me touch it.
00:19:43 Let me touch it.
00:19:44 The nose.
00:19:45 The nose.
00:19:46 I'm going to be gentle.
00:19:46 It hasn't been a year yet, completely.
00:19:48 Oh, no, she, I feel like you're cute, but you know what?
00:19:52 That's kind of wild that you got all this work done.
00:19:55 It's only two things.
00:19:56 I had a big nose.
00:19:57 Well, okay.
00:19:58 Well, you actually, you're a pretty sweet girl.
00:20:00 You're like very charming.
00:20:01 I mean, I think so.
00:20:03 Maybe it's just probably quite tricks.
00:20:03 You should have met this other girl.
00:20:05 This other girl was terrible. 0.70
00:20:06 Well, I will find out your deception if we started dating.
00:20:08 It's only a matter of time before I find out the truth. 0.97
00:20:12 Are you treacherous?
00:20:13 No.
00:20:14 Wait, what do you mean treacherous?
00:20:15 You need a definition?
00:20:17 Treacherous and holy?
00:20:18 Like, what do you mean?
00:20:19 Like, because treacherous, you could, like, mean it in, like, terrible, like-
00:20:21 Are you, like, a sneaky kind of girl? 1.00
00:20:23 Like, when you date, like, you have, like, your own little private world that you keep
00:20:27 away from your man?
00:20:28 I'm just in my own world the whole time.
00:20:30 I feel like the man is in my world.
00:20:31 Oof.
00:20:33 Haram.
00:20:33 Push the haram button.
00:20:35 Haram.
00:20:35 Haram.
00:20:36 Abdul, get the rocks.
00:20:38 I pressed it.
00:20:39 Don't worry.
00:20:39 Okay.
00:20:40 It's haram.
00:20:42 That's-
00:20:43 You gotta be in the man's frame.
00:20:45 Don't you think?
00:20:47 I mean-
00:20:47 What's your ideal man?
00:20:48 Supporting the man.
00:20:49 Yeah.
00:20:50 A man who supports the woman and, like, doing her little hobbies, you know? 0.63
00:20:54 Yeah.
00:20:54 While she, like, completely supports the man.
00:20:57 Yeah.
00:20:57 That's what I'm talking about.
00:20:58 Are you down with that?
00:21:00 Yeah.
00:21:01 Did you take the vaccine?
00:21:02 Yes, you did.
00:21:03 Because you're from L.A.
00:21:04 Only the first one. 1.00
00:21:05 Oh, you got a weak mind. 1.00
00:21:07 Boom, buka! 1.00
00:21:08 What are your thoughts on feminism? 1.00
00:21:11 Honestly, I don't like it.
00:21:12 I don't know why they want to, like, do so much.
00:21:15 Yeah, it's really bad, but...
00:21:20 It's bad to say.
00:21:21 I'm going to ask you a question that is going to challenge your social status amongst the
00:21:26 people in Los Angeles, okay?
00:21:29 How do you feel about this whole thing of kids being like, hey, mom, I'm trans, and
00:21:34 I'm also 11?
00:21:35 I think they're too young to even make that decision.
00:21:38 Their brain isn't even fully developed.
00:21:39 I mean, your brain isn't fully developed until, like, 25.
00:21:42 Yeah, exactly.
00:21:43 Like, yeah.
00:21:44 I think it was, like, when I was little, I would watch Spider-Man, and then I'd be like,
00:21:47 look, mom, I'm fucking Spider-Man, and I would jump off the couch. 0.52
00:21:50 Like, all, like, the movies they're making, like, they're making The Little Mermaid Black, 0.99
00:21:53 and they're just, like, adding all, like, their biased opinions.
00:21:56 Yeah.
00:21:57 And they're, like, trying to influence the kids.
00:21:58 I'm waiting for the Malcolm X movie starring Charlie Sheen.
00:22:03 Like, Charlie Sheen is Malcolm X, you know?
00:22:08 That's what I'm looking forward to.
00:22:09 I'm looking forward to, we've got Black Panther in Wakanda, right? 0.50
00:22:13 When is White Panther coming out?
00:22:15 I want to see all of, like, the Elon Musk down in Africa.
00:22:19 What's your opinion on Elon Musk? 1.00
00:22:20 It's the fucking man. 1.00
00:22:21 I love Elon Musk. 1.00
00:22:21 All these people talking shit. 1.00
00:22:23 This man is fucking flying to the goddamn moon. 1.00
00:22:26 I'll literally go on Twitter and just listen to his face. 1.00
00:22:28 Dude, he's the man.
00:22:29 He's so smart. 1.00
00:22:30 He's really turning Twitter around, because Twitter used to be such shit, you know? 0.98
00:22:34 I've been banned off Twitter. 0.97
00:22:36 Guess how many times I've been banned off Twitter?
00:22:37 Why are you banned on Twitter, though?
00:22:39 Because I'm just a hate-filled bigot, according to these people.
00:22:42 Are you hate-filled or are you honest?
00:22:44 I am filled with joy and happiness.
00:22:46 Do you feel an ounce of hate coming off of me?
00:22:49 No, you're very charismatic as well.
00:22:51 You know, I just don't have time for hate. 0.98
00:22:53 Hate makes you look ugly. 0.97
00:22:55 Okay, great. 0.95
00:22:56 Now, how about you rate MLD?
00:22:59 What do you think so far?
00:23:01 Obviously, you could see mostly what he looks like and how he's acting.
00:23:04 What do you rate his personality out of 10?
00:23:06 My pocket's square, good.
00:23:06 What do you rate his looks out of 10?
00:23:08 10 personality.
00:23:10 Yes.
00:23:11 Looks.
00:23:12 7.7.
00:23:13 Yes.
00:23:13 7.5?
00:23:13 I'll just take the 7.
00:23:14 I'll just take the 7.
00:23:15 7.75?
00:23:17 Why so specific?
00:23:19 I don't know.
00:23:19 I saw the suit and I was like, tie.
00:23:21 Like, that's like a good mix, you know?
00:23:23 Okay.
00:23:23 Inspired by the Joker.
00:23:25 Can I put my hair up?
00:23:27 Yeah, of course.
00:23:28 It's hot, right?
00:23:29 Yeah, let's put my hair tie.
00:23:30 It's super hot.
00:23:31 Do you have her hair tie?
00:23:34 Actually, no. 0.99
00:23:34 Do you have air conditioning in this fucking Section 8 housing? 1.00
00:23:38 Why is it cold as shit in here? 1.00
00:23:39 Cold as shit? 1.00
00:23:40 I'm fucking hot as hell. 1.00
00:23:41 Are you hot? 0.99
00:23:41 I'm sweating.
00:23:42 I think we're games.
00:23:42 I feel like we're like in District 12.
00:23:44 I've not.
00:23:45 Time for you to take it off.
00:23:46 I think it's getting steamy.
00:23:47 MLD's getting...
00:23:48 I'm just...
00:23:49 I'm going to clear my eyes up before I look at you.
00:23:51 Oh, you're beautiful.
00:23:53 Thank you.
00:23:54 Nice to meet you.
00:23:55 Your nose looks so really good.
00:23:57 Really?
00:23:57 Yeah.
00:23:58 I wouldn't even think...
00:23:59 Why is it the first response?
00:24:01 I wouldn't even think that was fake if you said something.
00:24:03 Really?
00:24:03 Yeah.
00:24:04 You look nice.
00:24:04 Blonde hair or should I go back to black?
00:24:07 You gotta...
00:24:07 The blonde is a little patchy. 0.98
00:24:08 You gotta like...
00:24:09 You gotta pick one blonder for growing out. 1.00
00:24:13 What do you mean it's patchy?
00:24:14 Your roots are like huge.
00:24:16 Then get them done for me.
00:24:17 I just met you.
00:24:18 I'm just saying pick, pick, pick.
00:24:23 You look good, though.
00:24:24 You look good.
00:24:24 You're beautiful.
00:24:25 It's all right.
00:24:26 You know what?
00:24:26 People are going to love you for your brains because you're going to be, you know, neurosurgeon.
00:24:31 Yeah.
00:24:34 That's really hard to do.
00:24:37 Pretty smart.
00:24:38 So what would you rate her now that you have seen her without the blindfold?
00:24:42 Just blindfolded.
00:24:43 Okay, good.
00:24:44 Somebody said run, girl. 1.00
00:24:46 Run?
00:24:46 There you go.
00:24:47 Run.
00:24:47 The Quran? 0.89
00:24:49 Oh, the Quran. 0.95
00:24:50 The Quran.
00:24:53 If I rate her...
00:24:54 And you're not even done up right now.
00:24:55 You look good.
00:24:57 Yeah, it was really last minute.
00:24:58 Yeah, like minimum seven.
00:25:02 Minimum seven?
00:25:03 Yeah.
00:25:04 I feel like if you were done up and like, you know, you were like showing off your cleavage
00:25:08 and just like looking really, really good, you know, I'll give you like eight.
00:25:14 Thank you.
00:25:15 You're welcome.
00:25:15 I mean, that's what you got them for, right?
00:25:17 Show them off or no?
00:25:20 No, I just got them.
00:25:21 Was it for you like OnlyFans career is why you got it or just for you?
00:25:25 My self-esteem.
00:25:26 Just for me.
00:25:26 Cool.
00:25:27 Very, very cool.
00:25:28 Yeah.
00:25:28 I like it.
00:25:30 All right.
00:25:30 Do you think that you guys would go on a real date?
00:25:33 I feel like she would be, I feel like she would be at least be nice and have manners, which 0.84
00:25:38 is, that's enough for me these days.
00:25:40 The girl before was very, very rude. 1.00
00:25:46 What did she say to you?
00:25:47 She was just very cold.
00:25:50 Cold and condescending.
00:25:51 How was she condescending?
00:25:53 Everything was just like, well, you know, you're this and what does that make you?
00:25:59 What did it make you?
00:26:01 Like she was asking me, I'm an entrepreneur.
00:26:03 And then I was like, okay, well, I'm a YouTuber.
00:26:05 And she was just really, it was just very cold.
00:26:08 It was like very cut off.
00:26:09 Yeah, it was just, it was mean.
00:26:11 I feel like she was very important.
00:26:11 It was mean.
00:26:12 It was really mean.
00:26:15 And what do you think of his abilities as a dating coach?
00:26:22 Honestly, I can't tell.
00:26:25 Are you good at what you doing?
00:26:27 I would like to think so.
00:26:30 What's your success rate with it?
00:26:32 I turn, I have thousands of clients and I turn them, I'm sorry, I'm just used to like
00:26:38 my show.
00:26:39 I have thousands of clients and, you know, I have like a less than 1% refund rate.
00:26:45 Oh, you charge to like.
00:26:47 Yeah.
00:26:47 Oh.
00:26:48 Yeah.
00:26:48 Why would I do it for free?
00:26:49 It would be a business.
00:26:51 Yeah.
00:26:52 I mean, yeah.
00:26:53 Yeah.
00:26:53 So I'm pretty good.
00:26:55 And I tell guys like, you know, the point of dating as a man is like, understand how to
00:27:02 like socially interact with women. 0.97
00:27:04 And that way you won't be so weird and socially retarded and embarrassing. 1.00
00:27:09 So what advice would you give to the guys who are like socially awkward? 0.94
00:27:12 You just have to start.
00:27:13 Because I'm socially awkward as you could see like from the beginning.
00:27:16 I don't think you are.
00:27:17 I really am.
00:27:19 Really?
00:27:20 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:20 Well, I mean, I just think maybe you're just like all these other fucking millennials who 1.00
00:27:25 are just like hypercritical of everything you do. 0.99
00:27:27 Really?
00:27:28 I think so.
00:27:29 I mean, I just hate meeting guys because you could tell like their intentions like just
00:27:32 from the beginning.
00:27:33 Yeah.
00:27:34 Sexual.
00:27:34 Right.
00:27:35 Yeah.
00:27:35 But where are you meeting these guys?
00:27:37 They could be anywhere.
00:27:39 School.
00:27:40 Yeah.
00:27:41 And like walking.
00:27:42 Okay.
00:27:42 I get like people come up to me walking a lot.
00:27:44 But you're pretty.
00:27:46 But it's like, you know, their intentions, you know?
00:27:48 Yeah.
00:27:49 Because you're pretty. 0.68
00:27:50 If you're ugly, they'd be like, you know, excuse me, ma'am, I'm lost. 0.88
00:27:53 Can you help me find Starbucks? 0.98
00:27:57 That's your future as a woman, you know, like 30 years when you're like, you know, 50. 0.97
00:28:01 So what do you think about like when some like women, they like reach their prime years 0.99
00:28:05 and like the prime years are over.
00:28:07 So what would you suggest for them?
00:28:08 Hope you have kids by then.
00:28:10 Really?
00:28:10 Yeah.
00:28:11 You got to shift into motherhood.
00:28:12 Like I think a lot of women are just like kind of forgetting. 1.00
00:28:15 As a dating coach, have you like talked to guys and they're like, oh, I'm not attracted
00:28:19 to the woman anymore after they're like, they're done with their prime years?
00:28:23 That's a long period of time.
00:28:25 But some of my clients are married men.
00:28:27 Really?
00:28:28 Yeah.
00:28:28 Like one of my clients, you know, he's in his late 40s.
00:28:32 He has a wife.
00:28:33 He watches me for the self-improvement content.
00:28:36 And, you know, a lot of these guys, they just, they just want like a decent woman to
00:28:40 go home to.
00:28:41 That's like not going to be causing trouble.
00:28:43 But a lot of guys like want multiple options, like a different variety, if that makes sense.
00:28:48 Yes.
00:28:48 That's why I told my ex, like I'd be happy if I was just the first wife.
00:28:51 Yeah.
00:28:52 Yeah.
00:28:52 That's terrible to like, but yeah.
00:28:54 If you were the first wife? 0.84
00:28:56 What does that mean?
00:28:57 First wife.
00:28:58 Just because men want a variety and it's hard to just like pick one, you know?
00:29:02 Yeah.
00:29:02 Yeah.
00:29:02 Yeah.
00:29:02 Yeah.
00:29:02 Yeah.
00:29:03 Yeah.
00:29:04 Men want even more. 0.64
00:29:05 I feel like men cheat regardless.
00:29:07 Oh, that's so toxic to think like that.
00:29:09 It's not like that.
00:29:11 You know, a third of men are virgins.
00:29:12 It's the reality though.
00:29:13 A third of men are virgins.
00:29:15 You don't think it's the reality?
00:29:17 No.
00:29:17 I think that's really.
00:29:18 Biologically, if you look into like.
00:29:19 So I will say this, the data doesn't add up to your claims, right?
00:29:27 And I think the majority of men, they just want one woman to go home to.
00:29:32 But I think the guys, so I think this, I think the guys that you're attracted to or you would
00:29:36 be attracted to, they have learned what's attractive and they're doing this kind of lifestyle because 0.98
00:29:42 they want to have sex with a lot of women. 1.00
00:29:43 Yeah. 0.99
00:29:44 You know, they kind of like look good.
00:29:46 So what's your view on Andrew Tate?
00:29:47 Um, I mean, Andrew, I think he is a net positive because, you know, despite all like the smear
00:29:55 campaign stuff, like I think he added a lot of sanity to like the conversation that's happening
00:30:01 in the global dialogue.
00:30:02 You know, he's just like men should be strong, financially competent, you know, taking care
00:30:08 of your fitness, you know, being a good person, giving back to the community.
00:30:12 Like, yeah, he has all the sex cam work stuff that he did in Romania, but it's like,
00:30:17 he's not like the only person in Romania. 0.99
00:30:19 It's like a whole fucking industry there. 0.99
00:30:21 Right. 0.98
00:30:22 Sneeko in, in, in Romania, like isn't like camming, like cam growing is extremely, it's
00:30:27 like the biggest industry.
00:30:28 Yeah.
00:30:28 It's pretty, it's pretty huge.
00:30:29 So I think that look gets overlooked because we kind of live in like this TikTok generation 0.99
00:30:34 where it's just like four seconds.
00:30:36 Like I'm no, I've been banned too many times.
00:30:40 Yeah.
00:30:40 I'm too based.
00:30:42 I need a, like a rumble owned.
00:30:44 Okay.
00:30:44 So where do you guys think, I don't remember your answer.
00:30:47 Would you go on another date with MLD?
00:30:50 Yeah, I would.
00:30:51 Why not?
00:30:52 I'm not buying her what she wants though.
00:30:54 What does she want? 1.00
00:30:55 I don't know.
00:30:55 You said I should buy you something.
00:30:57 What did I say?
00:30:57 I don't know.
00:30:58 You said my roots were terrible.
00:30:59 Oh yeah.
00:30:59 That, that, that.
00:31:00 I didn't say they were terrible.
00:31:01 I just said you're kind of like. 0.90
00:31:02 You said my guy was basically black. 0.90
00:31:03 No, I said you're like in the middle of the road, in the middle of the road. 0.98
00:31:06 You got to like go black or go blonde. 0.97
00:31:08 You think I'm in the middle of it?
00:31:11 That's past the middle.
00:31:13 You're still beautiful though.
00:31:15 Yeah.
00:31:16 I mean, maybe some.
00:31:16 Your lips are natural?
00:31:19 Same doctor.
00:31:20 Come on.
00:31:20 Okay. 0.99
00:31:20 Cause you said grandma got you nose and boobs for. 0.98
00:31:23 And lips. 0.97
00:31:24 Okay.
00:31:24 Well, I was listening. 0.98
00:31:25 You said nose and boobs. 0.90
00:31:27 Cause I'm paying attention. 0.52
00:31:28 I actually like you.
00:31:29 So we're going to dinner?
00:31:30 I think.
00:31:31 Not dinner.
00:31:31 But like Starbucks.
00:31:32 I don't know her yet.
00:31:38 Dinner is expensive.
00:31:39 It's like two hours.
00:31:40 Dinner is not expensive.
00:31:41 Is he still a 10 out of 10 after Starbucks?
00:31:44 No.
00:31:45 I get myself Starbucks.
00:31:46 One drink in Moxie's. 0.61
00:31:48 To see if we like each other.
00:31:49 You, it's an out for you too.
00:31:51 I might as well be taking care of you.
00:31:53 I'm okay with that.
00:31:56 I'm not like mine!
00:32:00 Okay.
00:32:01 Well, I think you guys are.
00:32:02 A good first date.
00:32:04 Did you enjoy it?
00:32:05 What did you think?
00:32:07 I feel like he wants like masculine energy.
00:32:10 I feel like I should have.
00:32:11 What the?
00:32:12 Whoa. 1.00
00:32:13 Emily, I think she just called you gay. 0.99
00:32:15 She wants masculine energy from me. 0.97
00:32:18 I mean, he said he can't afford dinner.
00:32:19 He could afford Starbucks.
00:32:21 That was a time afford, not a money afford.
00:32:26 Oh.
00:32:26 Yeah.
00:32:27 I mean, it seems like you have a lot of time though, no?
00:32:30 No.
00:32:31 No.
00:32:31 What's your daily schedule?
00:32:33 Depends on the day.
00:32:35 But, it's more of like...
00:32:37 I feel like people make time for the things they care about.
00:32:39 But I don't know if I care about you yet.
00:32:42 That's why I just like one drink kind of gets you.
00:32:45 I feel like if we had drinks though, you would kind of like...
00:32:47 I mean, we already had good chemistry.
00:32:49 I feel like... 0.99
00:32:50 Well, anything was better than that fucking girl who's probably at home like watching me right now. 1.00
00:32:56 I'm like crying in on her feminist blog. 1.00
00:32:59 You're a dating coach.
00:33:00 I'm a men's self-improvement coach.
00:33:01 Men's self-improvement. 0.86
00:33:02 So, what's your like opinion on comparing?
00:33:05 Comparing what?
00:33:06 Just everything.
00:33:07 Like, men... 0.99
00:33:09 Like, you know, like men who date women, like they compare like their ex to their new girl.
00:33:14 Because that's what you're doing.
00:33:15 Like, you're comparing me to the last girl a lot.
00:33:16 Yeah, she was terrible.
00:33:17 Yeah.
00:33:19 Yeah.
00:33:22 But that's life.
00:33:24 Like, we are comparing.
00:33:26 You compared me to some guy you've dated in the past before when they asked you to judge my looks.
00:33:31 Not really.
00:33:32 I prefer like just to...
00:33:33 I don't know.
00:33:36 I judge blank.
00:33:37 Like, you know, blank.
00:33:38 Like blank slate equalism.
00:33:39 Do you know what that is?
00:33:41 I mean, yeah.
00:33:42 You judge off nothing.
00:33:43 Like, you don't judge off comparing.
00:33:44 Blank slate equalism is different.
00:33:49 We'll talk about that another time.
00:33:53 Well, I think this was a great day.
00:33:56 I think so too.
00:33:57 That was a great day, yeah.
00:33:58 I'm happy.
00:33:59 Okay.
00:34:00 No.
00:34:01 They're saying throw me off the balcony.
00:34:03 I could fly, guys.
00:34:04 Yeah, they said the same for me too.
00:34:05 They hate me too.
00:34:09 Guys, I can fly.
00:34:11 Come on.
00:34:11 You gotta go.
00:34:12 We were talking about the Avengers.
00:34:14 Why do you think?
00:34:15 I'm just kidding.
00:34:18 Well, yeah.
00:34:18 I appreciate it having you guys on.
00:34:21 Thank you.
00:34:22 What do you read?
00:34:23 What did you read from the chat?
00:34:25 Don't read them. 0.79
00:34:25 They're all autistic. 1.00
00:34:26 They're fucking retards, yeah. 1.00
00:34:27 They're all autistic. 1.00
00:34:28 Chat, stop. 0.99
00:34:29 Be nice.
00:34:31 Okay.
00:34:32 Yeah, it was great to have you guys.
00:34:34 Thank you.
00:34:34 Thank you.
00:34:35 Thanks for having me.
00:34:36 Thank you.
00:34:36 Make you a proper one like that. 0.87
00:34:38 There you go.
00:34:40 Get out of your seat.
00:34:42 No, I'm just joking.
00:34:43 All right.
00:34:58 All right.
00:35:00 Not bad.
00:35:01 Well, which state did you prefer?
00:35:03 Oh, for sure this girl.
00:35:04 Yeah.
00:35:05 Yo, me lean.
00:35:06 Yeah, me lean.
00:35:07 Yeah, me lean.
00:35:08 I thought you said you owe me lean.
00:35:09 Yo, yeah, me lean.
00:35:10 Y-A-M-E-L-I-N. 1.00
00:35:12 Would you consider me a good wingman?
00:35:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:14 For sure.
00:35:14 For sure.
00:35:15 10 out of 10.
00:35:16 Chat, what do you think?
00:35:17 WRL on FLD's Riz? 0.99
00:35:19 Chat's a bunch of fags, though. 1.00
00:35:20 What? 1.00
00:35:21 Real, dude.
00:35:21 Yo, chat, you're just going to take that? 0.95
00:35:23 What the hell? 1.00
00:35:24 Why are you calling chat fags? 1.00
00:35:26 Oh, because they're just like- 0.98
00:35:27 They're saying Joe Biden Riz.
00:35:28 They're saying it's just terrible.
00:35:29 Like, oh, this game is terrible.
00:35:32 They're calling him Joe Biden.
00:35:34 It's just like, oh my God. 0.99
00:35:37 Joe Biden Riz is crazy. 0.94
00:35:39 Chat's freezing up right now. 0.92
00:35:40 It's moving so fast. 0.99
00:35:41 Holy shit. 1.00
00:35:43 Look, he says, L cringe, creepy, fag, gay, Biden Riz. 1.00
00:35:47 There you go. 1.00
00:35:50 What the?
00:35:51 Hey, hey, everyone who's spamming L, he did get a 10 out of 10 on personality.
00:35:54 So, based off of that girl, that's obviously a W. 0.73
00:35:57 And what did she even lower it down to afterwards?
00:36:00 Yeah, no.
00:36:01 She said 7.
00:36:01 In your defense.
00:36:02 7.75 on my looks.
00:36:07 And then 10 on the personality.
00:36:08 But she was way nicer, bro.
00:36:10 Way.
00:36:10 And way prettier than the-
00:36:12 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:13 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:36:13 Yeah, no, no.
00:36:13 She is.
00:36:14 She is.
00:36:14 She was.
00:36:14 She was.
00:36:15 My opinion. 1.00
00:36:16 The Indian girl's just got some fucking- 1.00
00:36:19 She's probably going to cry if I say I'm going to not say anything. 1.00
00:36:22 Ah.
00:36:24 MLD watched Nico's reactions on the VOD before you say he's a wingman.
00:36:28 Okay, well, she didn't see my reactions.
00:36:30 I'm reacting for you, Chad.
00:36:31 I wasn't doing it for the girl.
00:36:32 She didn't even see what I was doing.
00:36:34 Come on.
00:36:35 What were you reacting to?
00:36:36 I was just like, whoa.
00:36:37 You know?
00:36:37 Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
00:36:38 Like, every time something happened, I was just trying to-
00:36:40 Playing the game.
00:36:40 Playing the game.
00:36:41 But that was fun.
00:36:42 What do you think you learned as a dating coach?
00:36:44 What did you think the experience was like?
00:36:47 You know?
00:36:48 Oh, you're back?
00:36:49 Hey.
00:36:50 For phone.
00:36:51 Right here?
00:36:51 The crack phone?
00:36:52 Why do girls always have a cracked iPhone? 1.00
00:36:58 They dropped it at the club.
00:37:00 She dropped it at the club, she said.
00:37:02 Somebody said W.
00:37:03 Jeffrey Epstein Riz.
00:37:04 W.
00:37:04 Collab.
00:37:06 They were saying Jordan Ely Ridge and George Floyd Riz.
00:37:11 George Floyd Riz.
00:37:12 Okay, so yeah.
00:37:12 What did you learn from that?
00:37:13 A dead black man is my Riz? 0.98
00:37:15 It's got the Riz of a dead black man. 0.98
00:37:17 Hey, no justice, no peace.
00:37:18 So what do you think you learned from-
00:37:20 You've never done a blind date like that, so-
00:37:22 No.
00:37:22 What was that like?
00:37:24 It was cool.
00:37:25 It was just-
00:37:26 I've never done that before, but it seems like they're just equally as lost when it comes
00:37:32 to like dating and the whole romantic dance, the young girls.
00:37:35 The second one was different, right? 1.00
00:37:38 Because she wasn't all like, I'm fucking intelligent, hyper-liberal, fucking sunglasses. 0.98
00:37:42 I'm wearing glasses with no lenses, like, you know, like, trying too hard, like, just 0.99
00:37:46 be happy and be fun.
00:37:47 But you see, I did crack through her, her little hardened ice core.
00:37:51 The Indian one? 1.00
00:37:52 Yeah, because you laughed a couple times.
00:37:53 A couple times.
00:37:54 She was-
00:37:55 She came, she's like, I'm going to prove my loyalty to destiny, probably.
00:37:58 Something along those lines.
00:37:59 She just wanted to debate.
00:37:59 Yeah, something along those lines.
00:38:01 It was so annoying, man.
00:38:02 But what did you think about the second one?
00:38:04 I liked her a lot.
00:38:05 I liked her a lot.
00:38:06 That's the kind of girl whose personality outweighs her beauty. 0.99
00:38:10 And then she was still pretty.
00:38:12 So why would you only take her to Starbucks?
00:38:16 I don't even know.
00:38:16 I don't know who she is.
00:38:17 I don't want to sit down at dinner and like-
00:38:19 Yeah, I understand what you're saying.
00:38:21 Chat's calling you feminine for that, but it is a big commitment.
00:38:23 Dinner is a huge commitment. 1.00
00:38:25 I'm a guy that makes millions of fucking dollars. 1.00
00:38:27 I'm not going to go sit down with some idiot that I don't know for two hours. 1.00
00:38:30 Yeah, especially like- 1.00
00:38:31 Even fans are like, hey, bro, you want to meet me?
00:38:34 I'll buy you lunch.
00:38:34 I'm like, hey, bro.
00:38:35 Well, no, I can afford 20 bucks.
00:38:37 You're not doing me a big one by, you know, they don't understand the concept of time.
00:38:41 So for me, that was it.
00:38:42 The time.
00:38:43 But you shouldn't have said Starbucks.
00:38:44 You should have said, I'll take you out for a nice cup of coffee.
00:38:45 We can go to this great coffee shop.
00:38:47 You could have hyped it.
00:38:48 Like, why do you have to say Starbucks as if it's the worst place? 1.00
00:38:50 Like, oh, I'll take you to the fucking gas station. 0.99
00:38:52 He's like, I'll get you a gas station coffee. 0.99
00:38:54 That's basically what you said.
00:38:55 Like, why did you have to say-
00:38:57 You could have-
00:38:57 You could have said that.
00:39:00 That could have been it.
00:39:01 That could have done it too.
00:39:02 Yeah, no, I just said Starbucks just because it's easy.
00:39:04 Have you ever taken a girl on a Starbucks date?
00:39:08 Yeah, all the time.
00:39:09 How do those go?
00:39:10 It's quicker, obviously. 0.99
00:39:11 Just fucking, bro, I lost a lot of faith in women when I started doing the Starbucks dates 1.00
00:39:15 because I'll buy them a coffee and then I'm like raw dogging them two hours later. 1.00
00:39:18 I'm like, this cost me seven bucks.
00:39:21 How do you, wait, how do you go from Starbucks coffee to raw dogging in two hours?
00:39:25 What does that look like?
00:39:26 You have much to learn, my young friend.
00:39:27 Well, that's why I'm asking you.
00:39:28 Don't do the, don't pull the thing where-
00:39:30 What?
00:39:31 Everybody's trying to big brother you?
00:39:32 You hate that, right?
00:39:32 Well, no, I just wanted you to actually explain it and say-
00:39:34 No, no, no, yeah, explain it.
00:39:35 No, it's just, it's very simple.
00:39:37 So all you do is like when you're on a date with these girls, you just have to, I'll give 0.98
00:39:41 a very fucking Asperger's answer for your audience. 0.95
00:39:45 So basically when you're on a date with a girl, you want two things to happen. 0.99
00:39:49 You want to get her life story.
00:39:51 So you want to talk to her and ask her about herself.
00:39:54 Why? 1.00
00:39:54 Because women love to fucking talk about themselves. 1.00
00:39:56 It's their favorite fucking topic. 1.00
00:39:58 Okay? 1.00
00:39:58 One second before you continue.
00:40:00 Deeper True, thank you for the hundred dollars.
00:40:02 MLD on Sneeko, thumbs up.
00:40:03 So many gems on this episode.
00:40:05 Salute, fellas.
00:40:05 There you go.
00:40:08 MLD's flipping off all the autists for getting that, from getting that co-sign. 0.85
00:40:11 But yes, continue, continue.
00:40:12 Thanks, dude.
00:40:13 Appreciate that.
00:40:14 But yeah, no.
00:40:15 So basically on this date, you want to talk to these girls and get to know them.
00:40:18 And like also collect data.
00:40:19 Like if she's like, I never met my dad.
00:40:20 Like, okay.
00:40:21 Probably could raw dog you sooner. 0.98
00:40:23 Like, you know, like you have to start.
00:40:25 Oh, am I wrong?
00:40:26 No, no, no.
00:40:27 You're right, you're right, you're right.
00:40:28 But the truth hurts.
00:40:29 Am I wrong?
00:40:29 Shout out to Joe Lampton.
00:40:31 So anyways, you just get to know the girl.
00:40:36 You talk to her, whatever. 0.81
00:40:37 And then when you're fucking having a conversation, you have to like make these references to something 0.98
00:40:45 that you can show her at your place. 1.00
00:40:47 So I'll be like, you know, if I can have like this really gay ass dog of mine, like, you 1.00
00:40:54 know, my dog you met. 1.00
00:40:55 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:55 My dog is like a very cute little dog.
00:40:57 And so I'll just bring up my dog during the date.
00:40:59 Yeah, it's a great excuse.
00:41:00 I heard it from a dating coach in Puerto Rico.
00:41:02 He was saying, like, you would meet a girl at the club and then be like, you know what?
00:41:07 I think I want to introduce you to my favorite person in Miami.
00:41:10 I'm like, what?
00:41:11 I don't know if I'm ready to introduce you yet.
00:41:13 But there's this guy I really want to introduce you to.
00:41:16 Who is it?
00:41:17 Who is it?
00:41:17 I don't know if I'm really like ready to.
00:41:19 No, I want to.
00:41:20 Okay, I'll show you.
00:41:21 I'll show you.
00:41:21 I'll show you a picture of him.
00:41:23 And then it's a picture of a dog.
00:41:24 It's a dog.
00:41:25 Oh my God, doggy, doggy, doggy, doggy. 0.99
00:41:27 And that's the perfect excuse to get her to your apartment because she's not a whore. 1.00
00:41:31 She's there to see your dog. 0.93
00:41:32 And then I used to say back in the day when I didn't have the dog, I would say like, you
00:41:36 know, my hobby is like traveling to like all these places in the world.
00:41:41 And like I went to like this, you know, cage in Hawaii with a shark and I swam with a shark
00:41:45 and I took videos.
00:41:46 So I'd be like, yeah, let me show you this stuff.
00:41:48 Because here's the reality.
00:41:51 You need to be, you need to have plausible deniability for you and the girl because she 1.00
00:41:55 knows you're full of shit. 1.00
00:41:57 You know you're full of shit. 1.00
00:41:58 But as long as you're not like an overt sexual contract agreement, then she can't rationalize 1.00
00:42:04 herself being a slut. 1.00
00:42:05 And also not add it to her body count. 0.99
00:42:06 Like if nobody finds out that it didn't happen.
00:42:08 Right, exactly.
00:42:09 And then it's more like, you know, oh, it just happened.
00:42:11 You know, it just happened.
00:42:12 Like she knows.
00:42:13 Like, bro, when you go out on a date with a girl, like police girl, this one girl I went
00:42:16 on a date with, right?
00:42:17 She was like, oh, I totally wasn't knowing this was going to happen.
00:42:20 But I was flirting with her and we was getting real hot and heavy in text beforehand.
00:42:23 And then she shows up to date. 0.99
00:42:25 She's wearing matching bra and panties, perfectly shaved vagina. 1.00
00:42:28 Like, oh, okay. 1.00
00:42:29 You were just kind of fucking wingmanning this one. 0.98
00:42:31 Just maybe it was going to happen. 0.99
00:42:32 Like, no, they know too. 0.99
00:42:34 Like you just have to give them enough plausible deniability so they don't feel like a slut. 1.00
00:42:38 Okay, so how do you give them, so you're at Starbucks, you get the dog, now she's in 0.92
00:42:42 your apartment.
00:42:43 How do you go from dog to bed?
00:42:45 Just sit down next to her, talk to her, you know, put your hand on the lower back when
00:42:49 you're talking to her.
00:42:50 Hold her hand and then call her chin cute? 0.99
00:42:52 Yeah.
00:42:53 Kiss her.
00:42:54 Touch her face when you're blindfolded. 1.00
00:42:56 Wait, Moonhole says, wait, did you get girly drunk and then kick her out? 0.99
00:42:59 What do I mean, like make her stay here?
00:43:00 I don't know her.
00:43:01 Yeah, like get drunk off a half a glass of wine.
00:43:05 Yeah, she was comfortable.
00:43:06 She got free wine.
00:43:06 She went on a date, you know, had some fun.
00:43:09 This is more fun than it.
00:43:10 This is the highlight of her day.
00:43:12 That was the most exciting thing that happened to her.
00:43:14 For her.
00:43:15 For sure.
00:43:15 Are you kidding me?
00:43:16 Yeah, she got some free wine.
00:43:17 I don't know. 1.00
00:43:17 Damn. 0.99
00:43:19 So yeah, that's the plausible deniability. 0.99
00:43:21 That's like the number one thing.
00:43:23 Chad, why do you keep saying W creepy riz?
00:43:24 What was the creepy part about it?
00:43:26 Did you feel awkward at all on, I mean, obviously the first day you felt extremely awkward, but
00:43:30 the second one, I noticed a different sense of awkwardness was like you, you kind of liked
00:43:34 her and you're trying to like balance the camera and also the blindfold in her. 1.00
00:43:39 Chad didn't even notice how smooth I was in holding her hand.
00:43:42 None of that.
00:43:42 They were calling you creepy for that, but she liked that a lot.
00:43:44 They didn't.
00:43:45 That eased the tension so much. 1.00
00:43:46 Because these fucking retards don't get pussy. 1.00
00:43:49 Oh, sorry. 1.00
00:43:49 W retards. 1.00
00:43:50 W retards. 1.00
00:43:51 I wouldn't take that you personally.
00:43:52 Love you. 0.99
00:43:53 Shout out to all the retard incels and autistic schizos in here. 1.00
00:43:56 When was the last time you touched a vagina other than your mother's? 1.00
00:43:58 Hey, W incels. 1.00
00:44:01 W incels.
00:44:04 So yeah.
00:44:05 And we got $50 from you, Matt.
00:44:06 Appreciate you, bro. 1.00
00:44:07 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:44:08 He says, WMLD and Sneeko still owe me my push-up sticko. 1.00
00:44:12 Another 50 push-ups chat.
00:44:13 Stop giving attention to this woman.
00:44:15 Gym all day, baby. 0.90
00:44:16 Ziz, ziz.
00:44:17 Ziz.
00:44:17 Okay, you're in the gym all day.
00:44:18 What's the point of being in the gym all day? 1.00
00:44:20 If you're not going to get pussy. 1.00
00:44:21 Like, obviously, wait till marriage and everything like that. 1.00
00:44:23 But like, bro, like, is that your...
00:44:26 Can you even fight with those muscles?
00:44:28 Or are you just one of these pretty boys?
00:44:28 That's what I'm saying.
00:44:29 Don't just be in there lifting weights.
00:44:30 Like, what's the point of doing that besides looking yourself in the mirror and then greasing
00:44:33 yourself out in a bodybuilding competition and like comparing traps with other men? 1.00
00:44:37 Like, that shit is gay. 1.00
00:44:38 Yeah. 1.00
00:44:38 Okay, but now I do have to do 50 push-ups for that. 0.99
00:44:40 But you can...
00:44:40 Go ahead.
00:44:41 I don't feel like it. 1.00
00:44:42 Do it, you faggot. 1.00
00:44:43 I don't fucking feel like it. 1.00
00:44:44 I just went to the gym today. 0.98
00:44:46 I did 50?
00:44:48 Do it before I beat you up again. 1.00
00:44:49 Bro, you're not going to beat up shit. 1.00
00:44:51 I destroyed you in that fight. 1.00
00:44:53 Destroyed you. 0.99
00:44:56 Do the push-ups. 1.00
00:44:57 Bro, whoop your ass on your own street. 1.00
00:44:58 Bro, I destroyed you in that fight. 1.00
00:45:00 First off, say, oh, you went easy.
00:45:01 Let's put the full fight up.
00:45:03 We'll let the chat.
00:45:03 We watched the whole fight, bro. 0.98
00:45:06 We're all in public fucking throwing this, doing windmill punches over there. 0.99
00:45:10 Who ran the cleanest shots? 0.98
00:45:12 Hey, who's tired?
00:45:14 If that was six rounds, man, it's over.
00:45:16 Okay.
00:45:16 It's over.
00:45:17 Okay, 50 push-ups.
00:45:18 Two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:45:24 All the way down.
00:45:27 There you go.
00:45:34 20.
00:45:38 You guys can't do this.
00:45:42 Chat is the biggest.
00:45:44 There you go.
00:45:44 There you go.
00:45:48 And Melty getting hard. 1.00
00:45:49 What a faggot ass. 1.00
00:45:55 Okay, tell me more. 1.00
00:45:56 There you go.
00:45:56 Quick break.
00:45:58 Quick break. 0.95
00:46:01 They're saying gay side-eye. 0.99
00:46:03 Registered sex offender is. 0.99
00:46:07 Okay, how about this?
00:46:08 This is how you went over chat.
00:46:09 What's your thoughts on the top H?
00:46:12 Top H?
00:46:13 Who?
00:46:14 Ethan Klein?
00:46:14 No, good old Addy. 0.99
00:46:17 Addy?
00:46:19 Top H?
00:46:19 Addy H.
00:46:20 Oh.
00:46:21 You know?
00:46:23 I'm a big World War II fan.
00:46:24 Big World War II fan.
00:46:26 Big World War II fan?
00:46:27 Yeah.
00:46:28 Did the right people win in World War II? 0.91
00:46:32 Which side would burn all the transgender stuff in the archives? 1.00
00:46:37 Boom, book out. 0.93
00:46:39 Halfway.
00:46:40 Yo, that's crazy.
00:46:42 I think the good guys won.
00:46:44 Me too.
00:46:45 I've been to Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
00:46:51 I don't want to get canceled.
00:46:57 Keep going.
00:46:59 Did you see the girl on Fresh and Fit last night?
00:47:02 Yeah. 1.00
00:47:02 The fucking Praetorian alien queen? 1.00
00:47:04 Yeah. 1.00
00:47:06 I saw her at the restaurant.
00:47:07 I saw two.
00:47:07 Oh.
00:47:08 Oh.
00:47:08 What were your thoughts on her?
00:47:11 Chad, stop being anti-Semitic.
00:47:12 We love everybody.
00:47:13 We love Jews.
00:47:14 I love Aiden.
00:47:15 Is Aiden Ross Jew?
00:47:17 His name is Ross.
00:47:19 Oh, wow.
00:47:20 What did you think?
00:47:22 I don't know.
00:47:25 Okay.
00:47:25 React to iSpice?
00:47:26 Why do you guys keep saying react to iSpice?
00:47:28 What did iSpice do?
00:47:28 Let me get a water.
00:47:30 Yeah, go ahead, man.
00:47:30 It's in the fridge.
00:47:31 Appreciate it.
00:47:32 I appreciate it.
00:47:35 I appreciate it.
00:47:38 Chad, what did iSpice do?
00:47:40 What are you talking about?
00:47:42 Do 10 burpees? 1.00
00:47:44 Bro, you're gay for asking me to do burpees on a stream. 1.00
00:47:48 Who? 1.00
00:47:53 And I think he does herpes.
00:47:55 Ha ha.
00:47:56 All right.
00:47:56 Sorry.
00:47:56 Yeah.
00:47:57 Yeah. 0.99
00:47:58 Isn't it funny how this fucking YouTube beef these people have? 0.98
00:48:01 Nah, I love everybody, so I don't have any more beefs. 0.98
00:48:04 No, I just think it isn't funny how people have these beefs and get angry.
00:48:10 iSpice slander George Floyd?
00:48:12 What are you guys talking about?
00:48:13 You've been spamming...
00:48:14 She didn't do anything.
00:48:21 I don't care.
00:48:23 You know, by the way, the 50 push-ups did apply to you, but you are wearing a Joker suit,
00:48:27 so I'm going to...
00:48:27 50 to me?
00:48:28 Well, I mean...
00:48:30 Nah, he was kind of just talking to me.
00:48:33 Yeah.
00:48:33 Hey, Olex.
00:48:34 Welcome back, Olex.
00:48:35 Thank you for the 20, bro.
00:48:36 Appreciate you big time.
00:48:38 These streams have been fires.
00:48:40 Stikita, W Sneeko, W Preston, W Chat, W MLB.
00:48:44 MLB.
00:48:45 W Jews. 0.99
00:48:46 I'm not going to say that because, no, we love everybody, bro.
00:48:48 Yeah.
00:48:49 Where's Kanye?
00:48:50 He's in LA.
00:48:51 Ha! 0.89
00:48:51 It's late.
00:48:52 Okay.
00:48:52 But we have a, you know...
00:48:58 So what's your goal now that you're here on Rumble?
00:49:01 Can't talk about that.
00:49:02 My goal here, I want to continue streaming for this year, keep blowing up my Rumble and
00:49:06 beat the YouTube cancellation, which I think is working.
00:49:08 Yeah.
00:49:08 And then go back to making creative videos and pivot into movies eventually.
00:49:13 But I want to keep streaming to garner the same audience that I had on YouTube, which
00:49:17 is getting pretty close, but...
00:49:19 Yeah, yeah.
00:49:20 W, good job, Fast KD, 50 done.
00:49:21 W Gen W Running. 1.00
00:49:24 I'm breathing a little heavy right now.
00:49:26 How was the form?
00:49:26 Good form?
00:49:27 10 out of 10.
00:49:28 10 out of 10 form?
00:49:28 Very good.
00:49:30 Very good.
00:49:33 Zena MLD will still sneak over. 1.00
00:49:34 Fucking Zena's going to come over here with a blade. 1.00
00:49:37 Hey, this is a crazy thing to pull up with to my apartment. 1.00
00:49:42 I'm not getting fucking wrong.
00:49:43 Why is it so rusty? 0.98
00:49:44 From the last guy I killed.
00:49:49 One of my fans made that for me.
00:49:50 With the rust on it?
00:49:52 No.
00:49:53 The tetanus I added.
00:49:54 That's the MLD, a bonus.
00:49:56 So what's your stab form?
00:49:59 I want you to sheath it when you show the stab form because I don't want to get knocked out.
00:50:02 No, no, no.
00:50:03 Just, it depends.
00:50:04 If you're fighting somebody with a knife, you know, you fight with your knife hand forward.
00:50:10 Right?
00:50:11 If you're fighting someone and they don't have a knife, you can put your grappler hand forward.
00:50:15 Or you can treat it like boxing.
00:50:16 For me, personally, I would just like jab, jab, right straight, jab, jab, right straight.
00:50:21 Slice.
00:50:22 Because once you start cutting them, it's like the health meter just starts going down, you know? 0.93
00:50:27 And a lot of people think like, oh, if this guy has a knife, like I can fucking Krav Maga here. 1.00
00:50:32 I'm like, no, you're going to fuck. 1.00
00:50:33 If somebody has a knife, you run away. 1.00
00:50:35 You know, it's a big, big heads up.
00:50:37 I don't have my gun with me.
00:50:38 I see that you have your Glock. 0.99
00:50:39 I have, I have, my Glock's in Orlando because I don't want to get fucking robbed by some 1.00
00:50:43 of these fucking hood ass people here in Miami. 1.00
00:50:45 What do you mean hood ass people? 1.00
00:50:47 Like, you know. 0.98
00:50:49 What race are you talking about specifically?
00:50:52 The Whites. 0.93
00:50:54 Bruh.
00:50:54 Oh my God.
00:50:55 Hey, we got another 10.
00:51:01 WMLD for the blind dates.
00:51:02 Oh, the Preston gave you 10.
00:51:03 Thanks, Preston.
00:51:04 All right.
00:51:05 Hey, I think we'll wrap it up here.
00:51:06 I think I enjoy the blind dates.
00:51:07 Obviously the, the second girl one. 0.99
00:51:09 W stream, W daily streamer every single day chat.
00:51:11 Hey, we're switching it up.
00:51:13 You guys can't say that this is getting repetitive.
00:51:14 We're bringing wild content every single day.
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00:51:25 Follow modern life dating on YouTube.
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00:51:28 Just look up modern life dating and you can follow my Twitter at alpha, alpha male, MLD, alpha,
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00:51:37 And then hot dude life on Instagram.
00:51:40 He has the worst usernames in history besides the YouTube.
00:51:44 I'm out of touch.
00:51:45 So go subscribe.
00:51:45 And we had a great creativity kit call today.
00:51:47 Shout out to all the TCK members.
00:51:48 Fresh came on and added a lot of value.
00:51:50 Would you come on the creativity kit and speak to my network?
00:51:54 Yeah, for sure.
00:51:54 Yeah, that'd be great.
00:51:55 Just like maybe we could figure out a good time to do it, but that'd be, that'd be great.
00:51:58 I want, I would have some good questions to ask you.
00:52:01 Yeah.
00:52:02 Wait, Chad, am I at 230K?
00:52:04 Are you?
00:52:05 Why are you, why are you guys saying that? 1.00
00:52:06 Oh shit. 1.00
00:52:07 Okay. 1.00
00:52:07 It went up a thousand.
00:52:08 So there we go.
00:52:09 Boom baby.
00:52:09 On the road to 300,000.
00:52:11 Want to get to a million followers on it by the end of the year.
00:52:13 And thank you for the 50. 0.99
00:52:15 Damn. 0.99
00:52:15 Huge don't know. 1.00
00:52:16 Born again incel.
00:52:17 Appreciate you.
00:52:17 W MLD Riz.
00:52:18 W secret commentary.
00:52:20 And W Zena for trolling. 0.99
00:52:23 For trolling the schizo chat and thinking you were outside going to fight. 0.99
00:52:26 The stream was amazing.
00:52:27 W second day two.
00:52:28 W press it for the girl. 0.99
00:52:29 Please bring Zena.
00:52:30 Okay.
00:52:31 All right, bro.
00:52:32 Appreciate you for the 50. 0.85
00:52:33 Hey, shout out to all the autistic schizos. 1.00
00:52:35 I'll see you guys tomorrow at 8 p.m.
00:52:37 I'm going to go try to spice it up again.
00:52:38 I'll figure out what to do.
00:52:39 Continue to bring great streams for you guys.
00:52:42 Peace out.
00:52:42 Shout out to MLD. 1.00
00:52:43 That's it.