SNEAKO - May 19, 2023
MLD Rizzes A Baddie On A Blind Date!
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Summary
On this episode of The Sneeko Show, we have special guest John Zerk on the show. John is a stand-up comedian, podcaster, and podcaster. He is also the host of the podcast Fresh and Fit, which is a podcast about healthy eating, fitness, and dating. In this episode, John talks about how he got started with his career, how he built his brand, and what it takes to be successful in the dating world.
Transcript
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I'm just fascinated at how you built this entire brand by yourself.
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When you guys were on the date, it went to 7K, which is really good for Rumble.
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Because, dude, your shit came up all over my feed in summer 2021.
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And then I was thinking, this kid needs to go on fucking Fresh and Fit.
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Myron probably reached out to you because you're too lazy.
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He's like, what do you have, fucking autism, bro?
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I'm only flying from halfway across the world to be here.
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Yeah, Myron reached out to me when I was just making documentaries in New York back in the day.
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So does this girl know and hate me already in advance, too?
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Put on this blindfold before you go in here, bitch.
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Is that like anywhere in your realm of possibility?
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Or is just being like a frigid cunt that jumps from dick to dick,
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just getting jaded in the fucking modern dating place?
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Because I just like, can I just meet a nice girl?
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Outside, like, when you go to the countries, people are just nice, man.
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Put on this blindfold and let me prepare you an alcoholic drink.
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Follow me on Instagram, but only if you're not a faggot.
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If you're like one of these fucking weird-ass fags, don't do it.
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Maybe you're doing a radio show because you can't see it.
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I know most guys shake like they're Uriel fags out here, but not me.
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I was born here, but I left because I was just kidding.
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Do you think the average person in Miami is happy?
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I feel like I'm having flashbacks of our previous date here.
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No, she's like, well, I did call her a hoe on a prior live, because she does hoe shit.
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So I was like, she takes naked photos of herself and sells it on the internet.
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So you're mad at her for being an entrepreneur?
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I feel like it's destroying both people, men and women.
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So she is saying that it's directly tied to scarcity.
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No, you have different mics, but you're like...
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I'm not a fake entrepreneur like these trust fund babies in Miami.
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What's your view on women going to school and being independent?
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So, if they want to be alone, then it's just like...
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For me, I'm a traditional guy and not in the sense like I need to beat my woman up if she
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But I like to take care of the person I'm with if she has shown me that we could have
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the potential of building a good future together.
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So, I like a woman that is good at keeping the house clean, good at cooking.
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And my hobby is cooking, so I can tell if a woman's a good cook or not.
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Three minutes, three minutes on my grill at home.
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I mean, well, I have one more year in medical school.
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Do you understand how incredibly difficult that is going to be?
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Yeah, but I'm just not on social media like that.
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And then he's, all of a sudden, like, going on a, like, he's driving somewhere, and he's
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It's just, I know you're, like, telling us to watch the movie, though.
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Basically, he falls off the cliff, and he fucks his hands up, and he has to go become a magician.
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Magician part, yeah, but not the whole falling off the cliff.
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Mexican, Costa Rica, like, mom, like, directly Mexican, Costa Rica, like, mom is from Mexico.
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Yeah, everybody on my dad's side of the family, they're surgeons.
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I just don't see why you, like, think OnlyFans is so bad.
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I feel like if you're not, like, doing anything, like, with other people on there and it's just
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What's the most you ever made one month doing it?
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Did you have, like, an e-pimp or are you doing this all yourself?
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I've managed a bunch of crazy girls I've dated.
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So why are you so against it if you're dating crazy girls?
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I don't think it's good for society as a whole.
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I said I dated girls kind of equally crazy to OnlyFans girls.
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Because they think it's okay to sell naked pictures of themselves online.
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Like, the girls I dated were crazy, like OnlyFans girls.
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Okay, now what I'm going to do is I'm going to remove her blindfold.
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But now to spice up the date and to figure it out, let's see what she thinks.
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Well, like, he was hooking up with you and you were kind of saying he was your boyfriend.
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And it was before my boob job, so I was like...
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I'm going to judge you right now before I even see the boobs.
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Are they the bags of water or are they, like, the gel?
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Oh, you're one of these whitewashed new fucking Spanish Zoomers that like not really speak any Spanish.
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But she asked you, have you been doing a good job with me?
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MLD, why don't you, based on her personality so far, what would you rate her on a scale
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After talking to that fucking cold-hearted devil just now, this girl's like a fucking
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This girl's like a drink of water in a fucking dry desert.
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That other woman's personality was like eating cardboard box.
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Just dry and just like, you're fucking like, ugh, like, why am I even doing this?
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That's how easy it is nowadays to find, if you're a girl watching this, you want to find
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a decent guy, just be a decent, kind individual, and you'll go so far.
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What do you think, based off of the way she's talking, what would you rate her physically?
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Well, she has fake boobs, so we got to start at seven.
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Oh, yeah, we're just doing based on looks, though?
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What would you rate her looks, based off of her voice?
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Rate her physically out of ten, based off of what you've heard.
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Oh, no, she, I feel like you're cute, but you know what?
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That's kind of wild that you got all this work done.
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Well, you actually, you're a pretty sweet girl.
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Well, I will find out your deception if we started dating.
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It's only a matter of time before I find out the truth.
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Like, because treacherous, you could, like, mean it in, like, terrible, like-
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Like, when you date, like, you have, like, your own little private world that you keep
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A man who supports the woman and, like, doing her little hobbies, you know?
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I don't know why they want to, like, do so much.
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I'm going to ask you a question that is going to challenge your social status amongst the
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How do you feel about this whole thing of kids being like, hey, mom, I'm trans, and
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I think they're too young to even make that decision.
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I mean, your brain isn't fully developed until, like, 25.
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I think it was, like, when I was little, I would watch Spider-Man, and then I'd be like,
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look, mom, I'm fucking Spider-Man, and I would jump off the couch.
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Like, all, like, the movies they're making, like, they're making The Little Mermaid Black,
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and they're just, like, adding all, like, their biased opinions.
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And they're, like, trying to influence the kids.
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I'm waiting for the Malcolm X movie starring Charlie Sheen.
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I'm looking forward to, we've got Black Panther in Wakanda, right?
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I want to see all of, like, the Elon Musk down in Africa.
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This man is fucking flying to the goddamn moon.
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I'll literally go on Twitter and just listen to his face.
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He's really turning Twitter around, because Twitter used to be such shit, you know?
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Guess how many times I've been banned off Twitter?
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Because I'm just a hate-filled bigot, according to these people.
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Obviously, you could see mostly what he looks like and how he's acting.
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Do you have air conditioning in this fucking Section 8 housing?
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I'm going to clear my eyes up before I look at you.
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I wouldn't even think that was fake if you said something.
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People are going to love you for your brains because you're going to be, you know, neurosurgeon.
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So what would you rate her now that you have seen her without the blindfold?
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I feel like if you were done up and like, you know, you were like showing off your cleavage
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and just like looking really, really good, you know, I'll give you like eight.
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Was it for you like OnlyFans career is why you got it or just for you?
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Do you think that you guys would go on a real date?
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I feel like she would be, I feel like she would be at least be nice and have manners, which
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Everything was just like, well, you know, you're this and what does that make you?
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And then I was like, okay, well, I'm a YouTuber.
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And she was just really, it was just very cold.
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And what do you think of his abilities as a dating coach?
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I turn, I have thousands of clients and I turn them, I'm sorry, I'm just used to like
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I have thousands of clients and, you know, I have like a less than 1% refund rate.
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And I tell guys like, you know, the point of dating as a man is like, understand how to
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And that way you won't be so weird and socially retarded and embarrassing.
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So what advice would you give to the guys who are like socially awkward?
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Because I'm socially awkward as you could see like from the beginning.
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Well, I mean, I just think maybe you're just like all these other fucking millennials who
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are just like hypercritical of everything you do.
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I mean, I just hate meeting guys because you could tell like their intentions like just
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But it's like, you know, their intentions, you know?
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If you're ugly, they'd be like, you know, excuse me, ma'am, I'm lost.
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That's your future as a woman, you know, like 30 years when you're like, you know, 50.
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So what do you think about like when some like women, they like reach their prime years
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Like I think a lot of women are just like kind of forgetting.
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As a dating coach, have you like talked to guys and they're like, oh, I'm not attracted
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to the woman anymore after they're like, they're done with their prime years?
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Like one of my clients, you know, he's in his late 40s.
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He watches me for the self-improvement content.
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And, you know, a lot of these guys, they just, they just want like a decent woman to
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But a lot of guys like want multiple options, like a different variety, if that makes sense.
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That's why I told my ex, like I'd be happy if I was just the first wife.
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Just because men want a variety and it's hard to just like pick one, you know?
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So I will say this, the data doesn't add up to your claims, right?
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And I think the majority of men, they just want one woman to go home to.
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But I think the guys, so I think this, I think the guys that you're attracted to or you would
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be attracted to, they have learned what's attractive and they're doing this kind of lifestyle because
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Um, I mean, Andrew, I think he is a net positive because, you know, despite all like the smear
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campaign stuff, like I think he added a lot of sanity to like the conversation that's happening
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You know, he's just like men should be strong, financially competent, you know, taking care
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of your fitness, you know, being a good person, giving back to the community.
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Like, yeah, he has all the sex cam work stuff that he did in Romania, but it's like,
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Sneeko in, in, in Romania, like isn't like camming, like cam growing is extremely, it's
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So I think that look gets overlooked because we kind of live in like this TikTok generation
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So where do you guys think, I don't remember your answer.
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No, I said you're like in the middle of the road, in the middle of the road.
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Cause you said grandma got you nose and boobs for.
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I mean, it seems like you have a lot of time though, no?
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I feel like people make time for the things they care about.
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That's why I just like one drink kind of gets you.
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I feel like if we had drinks though, you would kind of like...
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Well, anything was better than that fucking girl who's probably at home like watching me right now.
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Like, you know, like men who date women, like they compare like their ex to their new girl.
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Like, you're comparing me to the last girl a lot.
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You compared me to some guy you've dated in the past before when they asked you to judge my looks.
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Look, he says, L cringe, creepy, fag, gay, Biden Riz.
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Hey, hey, everyone who's spamming L, he did get a 10 out of 10 on personality.
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So, based off of that girl, that's obviously a W.
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And what did she even lower it down to afterwards?
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She's probably going to cry if I say I'm going to not say anything.
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MLD watched Nico's reactions on the VOD before you say he's a wingman.
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Like, every time something happened, I was just trying to-
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What do you think you learned as a dating coach?
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They were saying Jordan Ely Ridge and George Floyd Riz.
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I've never done that before, but it seems like they're just equally as lost when it comes
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to like dating and the whole romantic dance, the young girls.
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Because she wasn't all like, I'm fucking intelligent, hyper-liberal, fucking sunglasses.
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I'm wearing glasses with no lenses, like, you know, like, trying too hard, like, just
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But you see, I did crack through her, her little hardened ice core.
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She came, she's like, I'm going to prove my loyalty to destiny, probably.
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That's the kind of girl whose personality outweighs her beauty.
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Chat's calling you feminine for that, but it is a big commitment.
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I'm a guy that makes millions of fucking dollars.
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I'm not going to go sit down with some idiot that I don't know for two hours.
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Even fans are like, hey, bro, you want to meet me?
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You're not doing me a big one by, you know, they don't understand the concept of time.
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You should have said, I'll take you out for a nice cup of coffee.
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Like, why do you have to say Starbucks as if it's the worst place?
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Like, oh, I'll take you to the fucking gas station.
00:39:02.240
Yeah, no, I just said Starbucks just because it's easy.
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Have you ever taken a girl on a Starbucks date?
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Just fucking, bro, I lost a lot of faith in women when I started doing the Starbucks dates
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because I'll buy them a coffee and then I'm like raw dogging them two hours later.
00:39:21.800
How do you, wait, how do you go from Starbucks coffee to raw dogging in two hours?
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Well, no, I just wanted you to actually explain it and say-
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So all you do is like when you're on a date with these girls, you just have to, I'll give
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a very fucking Asperger's answer for your audience.
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So basically when you're on a date with a girl, you want two things to happen.
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So you want to talk to her and ask her about herself.
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Because women love to fucking talk about themselves.
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Deeper True, thank you for the hundred dollars.
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MLD's flipping off all the autists for getting that, from getting that co-sign.
00:40:15.180
So basically on this date, you want to talk to these girls and get to know them.
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And then when you're fucking having a conversation, you have to like make these references to something
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So I'll be like, you know, if I can have like this really gay ass dog of mine, like, you
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And so I'll just bring up my dog during the date.
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He was saying, like, you would meet a girl at the club and then be like, you know what?
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I think I want to introduce you to my favorite person in Miami.
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I don't know if I'm ready to introduce you yet.
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But there's this guy I really want to introduce you to.
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And that's the perfect excuse to get her to your apartment because she's not a whore.
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And then I used to say back in the day when I didn't have the dog, I would say like, you
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know, my hobby is like traveling to like all these places in the world.
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And like I went to like this, you know, cage in Hawaii with a shark and I swam with a shark
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So I'd be like, yeah, let me show you this stuff.
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You need to be, you need to have plausible deniability for you and the girl because she
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But as long as you're not like an overt sexual contract agreement, then she can't rationalize
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Like if nobody finds out that it didn't happen.
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And then it's more like, you know, oh, it just happened.
00:42:13.000
Like, bro, when you go out on a date with a girl, like police girl, this one girl I went
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She was like, oh, I totally wasn't knowing this was going to happen.
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But I was flirting with her and we was getting real hot and heavy in text beforehand.
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She's wearing matching bra and panties, perfectly shaved vagina.
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You were just kind of fucking wingmanning this one.
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Like you just have to give them enough plausible deniability so they don't feel like a slut.
00:42:38.360
Okay, so how do you give them, so you're at Starbucks, you get the dog, now she's in
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Just sit down next to her, talk to her, you know, put your hand on the lower back when
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Wait, Moonhole says, wait, did you get girly drunk and then kick her out?
00:43:01.780
Yeah, like get drunk off a half a glass of wine.
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That was the most exciting thing that happened to her.
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Did you feel awkward at all on, I mean, obviously the first day you felt extremely awkward, but
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the second one, I noticed a different sense of awkwardness was like you, you kind of liked
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her and you're trying to like balance the camera and also the blindfold in her.
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Chad didn't even notice how smooth I was in holding her hand.
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They were calling you creepy for that, but she liked that a lot.
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Shout out to all the retard incels and autistic schizos in here.
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When was the last time you touched a vagina other than your mother's?
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He says, WMLD and Sneeko still owe me my push-up sticko.
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Like, obviously, wait till marriage and everything like that.
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Like, what's the point of doing that besides looking yourself in the mirror and then greasing
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yourself out in a bodybuilding competition and like comparing traps with other men?
00:44:38.580
Okay, but now I do have to do 50 push-ups for that.
00:45:06.320
We're all in public fucking throwing this, doing windmill punches over there.
00:46:32.680
Which side would burn all the transgender stuff in the archives?
00:46:59.780
Did you see the girl on Fresh and Fit last night?
00:47:44.000
Bro, you're gay for asking me to do burpees on a stream.
00:47:58.520
Isn't it funny how this fucking YouTube beef these people have?
00:48:01.040
Nah, I love everybody, so I don't have any more beefs.
00:48:04.820
No, I just think it isn't funny how people have these beefs and get angry.
00:48:23.540
You know, by the way, the 50 push-ups did apply to you, but you are wearing a Joker suit,
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I'm not going to say that because, no, we love everybody, bro.
00:48:58.700
So what's your goal now that you're here on Rumble?
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My goal here, I want to continue streaming for this year, keep blowing up my Rumble and
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beat the YouTube cancellation, which I think is working.
00:49:08.860
And then go back to making creative videos and pivot into movies eventually.
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But I want to keep streaming to garner the same audience that I had on YouTube, which
00:49:34.900
Fucking Zena's going to come over here with a blade.
00:49:37.680
Hey, this is a crazy thing to pull up with to my apartment.
00:49:59.220
I want you to sheath it when you show the stab form because I don't want to get knocked out.
00:50:04.360
If you're fighting somebody with a knife, you know, you fight with your knife hand forward.
00:50:11.220
If you're fighting someone and they don't have a knife, you can put your grappler hand forward.
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For me, personally, I would just like jab, jab, right straight, jab, jab, right straight.
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Because once you start cutting them, it's like the health meter just starts going down, you know?
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And a lot of people think like, oh, if this guy has a knife, like I can fucking Krav Maga here.
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I have, I have, my Glock's in Orlando because I don't want to get fucking robbed by some
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of these fucking hood ass people here in Miami.
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W stream, W daily streamer every single day chat.
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You guys can't say that this is getting repetitive.
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So come and make sure to follow the stream right there in the bottom, bottom right.
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You can join locals, sneego.locals.com for the full stream.
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Just look up modern life dating and you can follow my Twitter at alpha, alpha male, MLD, alpha,
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He has the worst usernames in history besides the YouTube.
00:51:50.480
Would you come on the creativity kit and speak to my network?
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Just like maybe we could figure out a good time to do it, but that'd be, that'd be great.
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I want, I would have some good questions to ask you.
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Want to get to a million followers on it by the end of the year.
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For trolling the schizo chat and thinking you were outside going to fight.