SNEAKO - May 19, 2023


MLD Rizzes A Baddie On A Blind Date!

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Length

52 minutes

Words per minute

184.17

Word count

9,715

Sentence count

1,333

Harmful content

Misogyny

84

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Toxicity

280

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Hate speech

92

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Summary

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On this episode of The Sneeko Show, we have special guest John Zerk on the show. John is a stand-up comedian, podcaster, and podcaster. He is also the host of the podcast Fresh and Fit, which is a podcast about healthy eating, fitness, and dating. In this episode, John talks about how he got started with his career, how he built his brand, and what it takes to be successful in the dating world.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Can I touch and... is that... no?
00:00:02.240 What is this?
00:00:05.160 Just put your face right here. 0.99
00:00:07.480 I can just tell if you're attractive or not.
00:00:09.940 Oh, go ahead, yeah.
00:00:11.060 I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
00:00:14.640 Let's do it. Let's see. Go ahead.
00:00:18.640 So how many people are watching?
00:00:20.140 Don't worry about it.
00:00:21.020 It's about the schizo energy. 1.00
00:00:23.040 It's about...
00:00:23.640 I'm just fascinated at how you built this entire brand by yourself. 1.00
00:00:27.280 That's fucking... 0.97
00:00:28.140 When you guys were on the date, it went to 7K, which is really good for Rumble. 0.99
00:00:33.660 I'm not really one of these metrics people.
00:00:35.020 I'm just generally curious. 0.99
00:00:36.300 Because, dude, your shit came up all over my feed in summer 2021. 0.99
00:00:41.440 And then I was thinking, this kid needs to go on fucking Fresh and Fit. 1.00
00:00:44.680 And then I guess, how did that happen? 0.95
00:00:46.360 They reached out to you?
00:00:47.480 Myron probably reached out to you because you're too lazy.
00:00:49.260 Yeah, Myron reached out to me. 1.00
00:00:50.100 Because you have shit business skills. 0.98
00:00:53.360 I asked him, hey, what time does the stream? 1.00
00:00:55.920 He's like, what do you have, fucking autism, bro? 0.99
00:00:58.420 Because he was making a schedule. 0.99
00:01:00.240 And I'm like, I don't want to commit to this.
00:01:01.500 I'm only flying from halfway across the world to be here.
00:01:04.100 I know, but then I have to think about it.
00:01:05.860 And then it's gay. 0.98
00:01:06.780 And like, ooh, come today at this time. 0.97
00:01:08.820 It's just too...
00:01:09.660 Just show up.
00:01:10.700 I'll bring a girl. 0.97
00:01:11.800 If we bring another girl, I feel like it. 1.00
00:01:13.860 Fair play, fair play.
00:01:15.020 Yeah, it's just better.
00:01:16.220 So Myron reached out to you?
00:01:17.540 Yeah, Myron reached out to me when I was just making documentaries in New York back in the day.
00:01:20.960 When I was just making YouTube videos.
00:01:22.140 So I'm excited.
00:01:25.980 I'm excited.
00:01:26.620 So how should we do it?
00:01:27.420 We should probably...
00:01:29.060 I'll just blindfold you.
00:01:30.740 I'll just sit here.
00:01:31.260 I'll blindfold you now.
00:01:32.040 Do it.
00:01:32.940 She's here?
00:01:33.900 She's coming up now.
00:01:35.300 Coming up.
00:01:36.200 All right, I'm getting blindfolded here.
00:01:41.720 Hey, how you doing?
00:01:43.440 How you doing, girl?
00:01:45.440 So does this girl know and hate me already in advance, too? 0.99
00:01:49.620 Okay, so she will hate me.
00:01:53.180 Okay.
00:01:53.860 I'll pull up my...
00:01:54.560 Wait, I gotta pull up over my ears.
00:01:56.060 Right here.
00:01:56.680 Type.
00:01:56.940 Read, type there.
00:01:58.720 Please.
00:01:59.880 What's your name?
00:02:01.360 Yemen.
00:02:02.660 Who?
00:02:03.140 Does she speak English?
00:02:04.500 Of course.
00:02:05.840 Okay, she's probably shy, that's why.
00:02:07.280 Yemen? 0.54
00:02:10.700 Hold on, I'm tying it, sorry.
00:02:12.280 You come in, you come in. 0.86
00:02:14.620 No, she is.
00:02:15.660 Oh, yeah, she's Richard Hill.
00:02:17.900 Welcome here, Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:02:20.400 Okay, okay, okay. 1.00
00:02:21.080 Put on this blindfold before you go in here, bitch. 1.00
00:02:23.520 Welcome to Sneeko Show. 1.00
00:02:31.640 Well, here we are.
00:02:33.900 It's Thursday night.
00:02:39.020 Guys, I just hope she's hot. 1.00
00:02:41.460 I just hope she's hot. 1.00
00:02:42.660 That's really hot and feminine. 0.87
00:02:45.040 Nice voice.
00:02:46.940 Just nice, you know?
00:02:48.380 That's just so much to ask for these days.
00:02:50.880 Can you just be nice?
00:02:52.680 Do you have niceness in you?
00:02:55.460 Okay? 1.00
00:02:56.200 Can you not be a fucking cold-hearted bitch? 1.00
00:02:58.940 Is that like anywhere in your realm of possibility? 1.00
00:03:03.620 Or is just being like a frigid cunt that jumps from dick to dick, 1.00
00:03:07.200 just getting jaded in the fucking modern dating place? 1.00
00:03:13.580 I don't know. 0.99
00:03:15.000 I don't know.
00:03:15.840 I feel like I'm crazy sometimes.
00:03:18.000 Because I just like, can I just meet a nice girl? 1.00
00:03:20.220 Who's like not a fucking whore. 1.00
00:03:22.760 But it's only America. 0.99
00:03:24.160 Outside, like, when you go to the countries, people are just nice, man.
00:03:27.060 Like the standard.
00:03:27.940 I don't have a liquid for a last one.
00:03:37.360 Hold on.
00:03:37.980 I'll be here.
00:03:38.400 Are we here?
00:03:46.660 What a high level of trust on the show.
00:03:48.640 Welcome.
00:03:49.040 Come into this house.
00:03:49.860 Put on this blindfold and let me prepare you an alcoholic drink. 0.87
00:03:52.680 You want this clout, don't you? 1.00
00:04:00.120 Follow me on Instagram, but only if you're not a faggot. 1.00
00:04:03.900 If you're like one of these fucking weird-ass fags, don't do it. 1.00
00:04:07.860 And who said John Zerk is on coke? 1.00
00:04:09.820 Is he?
00:04:11.600 It's Thursday night.
00:04:12.720 Maybe you're doing a radio show because you can't see it.
00:04:14.860 Okay.
00:04:15.380 Yeah.
00:04:15.560 There's a seat. 1.00
00:04:16.700 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:04:18.540 Okay, there you go. 1.00
00:04:19.320 Let me scoot you up. 0.72
00:04:21.600 Is she blindfolded?
00:04:22.380 Yes, she is.
00:04:23.200 Drinking booze?
00:04:24.600 Yeah, some wine.
00:04:25.600 Really?
00:04:26.040 What kind of wine you got there, Sneeko?
00:04:27.800 It's red wine, but I don't drink anymore.
00:04:30.220 Praise the Lord.
00:04:30.860 I know.
00:04:31.620 You can hold it.
00:04:32.300 Alhamdulillah.
00:04:33.660 Don't spill wine on my suit.
00:04:35.240 Yeah, please don't spill it.
00:04:36.640 I'm not going to spill it.
00:04:37.860 Okay.
00:04:38.660 Okay.
00:04:40.260 Hi.
00:04:40.880 Hi.
00:04:41.500 Hello.
00:04:42.440 I'm going to put my hand out.
00:04:43.980 Can you feel it?
00:04:44.940 Yeah.
00:04:45.380 Nice to meet you.
00:04:46.680 Hold on.
00:04:47.220 Let me give you a good handshake.
00:04:48.580 There's a good one.
00:04:49.220 Nice to meet you.
00:04:50.700 Yes, this is a proper handshake. 0.96
00:04:52.080 I know most guys shake like they're Uriel fags out here, but not me. 1.00
00:04:57.460 So, okay. 0.93
00:04:58.340 What's your name?
00:04:59.140 Yomaline.
00:05:00.060 What?
00:05:00.940 Yomaline.
00:05:01.720 How do you spell that?
00:05:03.020 Y-A-M-E-L-I-N. 1.00
00:05:06.460 Wait.
00:05:06.800 Y-A-M. 0.97
00:05:08.640 E-L-I-N. 0.99
00:05:09.800 E-L-A-M? 0.99
00:05:13.900 E-L-I-N. 0.99
00:05:15.620 E-L-I-N. 0.99
00:05:17.820 Yeah.
00:05:18.820 Yomaline?
00:05:19.700 Yomaline.
00:05:20.100 That's, okay.
00:05:20.860 I'm just trying to make sure it's correct.
00:05:22.260 My name's Jonathan.
00:05:23.260 Nice to meet you.
00:05:24.160 Nice to meet you, too, Yomaline.
00:05:25.280 And where do you come from?
00:05:26.380 What does your name mean?
00:05:28.760 I don't think it has a meaning.
00:05:30.740 Really?
00:05:31.120 Yeah.
00:05:31.700 I'm Mexican-Costa Rican.
00:05:33.420 Mexican and Costa Rican?
00:05:34.740 Yeah.
00:05:35.340 Okay.
00:05:35.980 Okay.
00:05:36.360 What about you?
00:05:36.600 I am half Trinidadian and half white.
00:05:41.660 Yes.
00:05:42.240 I am from Miami.
00:05:44.640 I was born here, but I left because I was just kidding.
00:05:47.700 People were too happy.
00:05:48.800 Huh?
00:05:49.200 People were too happy.
00:05:50.380 Too happy.
00:05:51.200 Do you think the average person in Miami is happy?
00:05:53.140 Everybody's always smiling.
00:05:54.580 It's like, why are you so happy?
00:05:55.980 Really?
00:05:56.400 You mad at happy people?
00:05:57.600 No.
00:05:58.240 I feel like I'm having flashbacks of our previous date here.
00:06:01.400 Really?
00:06:01.840 The girl just came here to be angry with me. 1.00
00:06:03.880 Oh, you had a pretty good date.
00:06:05.380 Yeah.
00:06:06.260 Yeah.
00:06:07.620 She just came to be angry.
00:06:10.740 You know?
00:06:11.120 She's just a hater? 1.00
00:06:11.940 No, she's like, well, I did call her a hoe on a prior live, because she does hoe shit. 1.00
00:06:17.920 So I was like, she takes naked photos of herself and sells it on the internet. 1.00
00:06:23.020 So you're mad at her for being an entrepreneur? 0.72
00:06:24.960 I'm not mad at her.
00:06:25.680 I just called her a hoe. 1.00
00:06:27.440 And how did she respond to that?
00:06:29.200 She was like, why did you call me a hoe? 1.00
00:06:30.640 I was like, because you're doing hoe shit. 1.00
00:06:34.680 What's your opinion on OnlyFans? 0.99
00:06:36.720 I feel like it's destroying both people, men and women.
00:06:40.540 Do you feel like it devalues the woman?
00:06:42.940 Yes.
00:06:43.760 Do you know what the definition of value is?
00:06:46.860 Or how value is determined?
00:06:49.500 Explain it.
00:06:50.520 Is that a no?
00:06:52.200 Is that a no?
00:06:53.120 I don't?
00:06:53.380 She has a different definition.
00:06:54.800 So what's your definition of value?
00:06:56.660 Let's start there.
00:06:58.060 Something that not many hold.
00:07:00.220 Like, it's just something that you really...
00:07:03.220 You're going down the right path.
00:07:04.740 You're 100% correct.
00:07:06.020 Continue down your path.
00:07:07.180 I'm a bit nervous.
00:07:08.280 You could finish my sentence.
00:07:09.860 Okay.
00:07:10.260 So she is saying that it's directly tied to scarcity.
00:07:15.020 Value and scarcity are directly linked, right?
00:07:17.440 Yeah.
00:07:18.100 Do you like diamonds?
00:07:19.780 They're okay.
00:07:20.780 No?
00:07:20.960 What do you like?
00:07:22.340 I'm not much of a jewelry person.
00:07:24.280 Okay.
00:07:25.080 Yeah.
00:07:25.860 I prefer nature.
00:07:27.000 I prefer nature?
00:07:28.100 Just being outside, natural. 1.00
00:07:29.260 Are you fucking with my mic? 1.00
00:07:30.320 Are you fucking with me? 1.00
00:07:30.800 Maybe because she's talking quiet. 1.00
00:07:32.220 Oh, okay, okay.
00:07:32.980 Sorry.
00:07:33.800 Are we sharing a mic?
00:07:35.060 No, you have different mics, but you're like...
00:07:36.260 I can't even see my mic.
00:07:37.460 Where's my mic?
00:07:38.080 Don't worry about it.
00:07:38.700 Okay.
00:07:39.160 You're good.
00:07:40.480 We'll keep going.
00:07:41.180 Are you okay?
00:07:41.820 Are you nervous?
00:07:43.060 I'm a bit nervous, yeah.
00:07:44.160 Here, give me your hand.
00:07:45.300 I'll hold your hand.
00:07:45.860 Don't worry.
00:07:46.280 Come here.
00:07:46.680 It's going to be okay.
00:07:47.520 There you go.
00:07:48.100 Okay.
00:07:48.380 Don't worry.
00:07:48.540 I'm a nice guy.
00:07:49.100 I'm a really nice guy.
00:07:49.960 Yeah.
00:07:50.240 All right.
00:07:50.920 So, your name is Meow Meowling?
00:07:54.680 Meow Ming?
00:07:55.940 Meowling.
00:07:56.460 Meowling?
00:07:57.020 No, I'm just talking with you.
00:07:57.860 I remember.
00:07:58.660 Meowling, how old are you?
00:08:00.540 22.
00:08:01.100 What about you?
00:08:01.680 22?
00:08:02.000 I'm 37.
00:08:02.820 I'm very...
00:08:03.560 I guess in America, I'm a very old man.
00:08:05.960 What do you do?
00:08:07.020 I am an entrepreneur.
00:08:09.540 Everybody's an entrepreneur.
00:08:10.520 Right?
00:08:11.020 Oh, I actually do...
00:08:12.520 I'm not a fake entrepreneur like these trust fund babies in Miami.
00:08:15.540 I actually do work...
00:08:16.200 What's wrong with trust fund babies?
00:08:17.760 Oh, you know how a trust fund baby?
00:08:19.280 I can't...
00:08:19.480 I never said that.
00:08:22.000 No.
00:08:22.720 Okay.
00:08:23.220 Okay.
00:08:23.520 Okay.
00:08:23.720 Okay.
00:08:24.000 Okay.
00:08:24.600 Are you a Scorpio?
00:08:25.480 I'm fortunate.
00:08:25.900 I'm Taurus.
00:08:26.920 Okay.
00:08:27.180 Because you're a Scorpio.
00:08:28.320 I have to...
00:08:29.160 Again, just...
00:08:29.940 No.
00:08:31.580 Taurus.
00:08:32.140 Taurus is okay.
00:08:33.020 Yeah.
00:08:34.060 So, I'm a Sagittarius.
00:08:36.520 What's your view on women going to school and being independent? 1.00
00:08:40.240 Independent means alone.
00:08:41.840 So, if they want to be alone, then it's just like...
00:08:45.000 For me, I'm a traditional guy and not in the sense like I need to beat my woman up if she 1.00
00:08:51.820 makes a bad steak, you know?
00:08:54.240 Yeah.
00:08:54.840 But I like to take care of the person I'm with if she has shown me that we could have
00:09:02.540 the potential of building a good future together.
00:09:04.980 You know what I mean?
00:09:05.540 Yeah.
00:09:05.560 Yeah.
00:09:05.580 So, I like a woman that is good at keeping the house clean, good at cooking. 1.00
00:09:12.480 And my hobby is cooking, so I can tell if a woman's a good cook or not. 1.00
00:09:16.580 And then...
00:09:16.660 How do you cook your steak?
00:09:17.760 Medium rare.
00:09:18.820 Perfect.
00:09:19.240 Every single time.
00:09:20.180 Six minutes on the grill.
00:09:21.260 Three minutes, three minutes on my grill at home.
00:09:24.020 And then, yeah.
00:09:25.740 So, if we get married, you have to relocate.
00:09:28.240 I mean, well, I have one more year in medical school.
00:09:30.740 You're in medical school?
00:09:31.860 No, I have one more year of my undergrad.
00:09:33.500 I'm in medical school.
00:09:34.280 Okay, what are you undergrading?
00:09:35.480 In biology?
00:09:36.820 Neurobiology.
00:09:37.520 And you want to be what?
00:09:38.620 Anesthesiologist?
00:09:39.580 Neurosurgeon.
00:09:40.600 Neurosurgeon.
00:09:41.060 Do you understand how incredibly difficult that is going to be?
00:09:45.780 Yeah.
00:09:46.400 Have you seen Doctor Strange?
00:09:48.280 No, I haven't.
00:09:49.120 Really?
00:09:49.620 No.
00:09:49.880 It's about a superhero who's a neurosurgeon.
00:09:52.140 Oh.
00:09:52.860 Do you know who Doctor Strange is?
00:09:54.220 No, I'm not really into that.
00:09:56.280 Do you have access to the internet at home?
00:09:59.700 Yeah, but I'm just not on social media like that.
00:10:02.720 Okay.
00:10:02.920 Are you familiar with the Avengers?
00:10:05.460 Yeah, I'm familiar with the Avengers.
00:10:06.860 He's the guy who flies around with a cape.
00:10:08.700 Anyways.
00:10:09.200 Mm-hmm.
00:10:09.960 No, it's a pretty sad story, actually. 1.00
00:10:13.720 Because he's a real dick, right? 1.00
00:10:15.600 Yeah. 1.00
00:10:16.100 He's a fucking asshole. 1.00
00:10:17.280 Because he's a really, really good surgeon. 1.00
00:10:19.380 Yeah.
00:10:19.740 And then he's, all of a sudden, like, going on a, like, he's driving somewhere, and he's
00:10:26.280 on a call, and then he, like, gets distracted.
00:10:29.740 Mm-hmm.
00:10:30.020 And then the car, like, flies off the road.
00:10:32.580 Wait, so what exactly do you do?
00:10:34.120 Hold on.
00:10:34.460 I'm telling a story.
00:10:35.120 That's so rude.
00:10:36.120 It's just, I know you're, like, telling us to watch the movie, though.
00:10:38.960 No.
00:10:39.800 Jesus Christ.
00:10:41.420 My God.
00:10:42.480 My bad.
00:10:43.080 You could finish it.
00:10:44.040 I don't want to hold your hand anymore. 0.57
00:10:45.540 Basically, he falls off the cliff, and he fucks his hands up, and he has to go become a magician. 0.76
00:10:53.500 Oh.
00:10:54.060 So I hope that doesn't happen to you.
00:10:56.120 Magician part, yeah, but not the whole falling off the cliff.
00:10:58.880 Yeah, that'd be tragic.
00:11:00.600 So what's your ethnic background?
00:11:03.180 Just Mexican, Costa Rica. 1.00
00:11:04.640 Mexican, Costa Rica, like, mom, like, directly Mexican, Costa Rica, like, mom is from Mexico.
00:11:09.100 Yeah, mom's from Mexico. 0.74
00:11:10.260 Dad's Costa Rican.
00:11:11.240 Dad's Costa Rican.
00:11:11.920 And they both first came to America when?
00:11:15.540 Dad was born in America.
00:11:17.280 Okay.
00:11:17.620 Mom was born in America.
00:11:19.540 Cool.
00:11:20.100 They're just, yeah, I guess they're parents.
00:11:22.700 Are they medical history or medical nurse?
00:11:27.080 Yeah, everybody on my dad's side of the family, they're surgeons.
00:11:30.420 Oh, wow.
00:11:32.180 Do you have an OnlyFans?
00:11:36.460 Oh, that's a yes.
00:11:38.660 That's a yes.
00:11:39.440 Not in here.
00:11:39.820 Boom, Boka! 0.98
00:11:41.900 Where did, okay.
00:11:43.540 Why'd you do it?
00:11:46.540 Easy money?
00:11:48.520 Give me your hand.
00:11:51.500 No.
00:11:52.420 Bad.
00:11:53.180 Bad surgeon.
00:11:54.640 Bad surgeon.
00:11:55.840 No.
00:11:57.220 Bad.
00:11:58.140 Yeah, what's wrong?
00:11:58.980 I just don't see why you, like, think OnlyFans is so bad.
00:12:01.680 I feel like if you're not, like, doing anything, like, with other people on there and it's just
00:12:06.240 you, it's fine.
00:12:07.480 Okay.
00:12:11.480 Then why'd you quit?
00:12:14.400 I just didn't feel the need to do it anymore.
00:12:17.200 Yeah.
00:12:18.000 Okay.
00:12:19.020 What's the most you ever made one month doing it?
00:12:21.680 I prefer not to say.
00:12:23.840 Man, can I be doing over-under?
00:12:25.980 You can guess, yeah.
00:12:27.420 Over 50,000?
00:12:29.240 Like, a little bit over.
00:12:34.300 Did you have, like, an e-pimp or are you doing this all yourself?
00:12:37.640 No, my friend managed it.
00:12:39.260 Oh.
00:12:39.920 Guy?
00:12:41.400 Yeah.
00:12:41.800 My man.
00:12:44.940 My man.
00:12:46.260 Have you ever managed an OnlyFans?
00:12:48.080 I've managed a bunch of crazy girls I've dated. 1.00
00:12:50.440 It's kind of the same thing.
00:12:52.040 So why are you so against it if you're dating crazy girls? 0.58
00:12:55.340 You must have done them.
00:12:56.260 I don't think it's good for society as a whole.
00:13:00.200 Then why would you pursue the girls?
00:13:02.080 I don't.
00:13:02.960 No, I just said I dated, okay, it was a joke.
00:13:06.080 I said I dated girls kind of equally crazy to OnlyFans girls. 0.91
00:13:09.920 How are they crazy? 0.98
00:13:11.200 Because they think it's okay to sell naked pictures of themselves online. 0.99
00:13:15.900 Mainly.
00:13:16.700 Why'd you date them?
00:13:17.820 I didn't.
00:13:19.600 No, no, I was kind of making a joke. 0.97
00:13:21.340 Like, the girls I dated were crazy, like OnlyFans girls. 0.99
00:13:24.260 It's okay. 0.95
00:13:25.380 You're 22?
00:13:26.120 Yeah.
00:13:27.220 What's your favorite color?
00:13:28.360 Green.
00:13:29.140 Me too.
00:13:30.040 Really?
00:13:30.480 Green?
00:13:31.020 Yeah.
00:13:31.380 Okay, now what I'm going to do is I'm going to remove her blindfold. 0.99
00:13:35.140 I'm going to keep yours on.
00:13:36.060 Okay.
00:13:36.460 But now to spice up the date and to figure it out, let's see what she thinks.
00:13:40.720 What did you know?
00:13:41.520 Dr. Dr. Yamaline.
00:13:43.560 Oh, my God.
00:13:46.040 You heard a little, sorry.
00:13:47.160 Mm-hmm.
00:13:48.060 Uh-oh.
00:13:50.060 Um, yeah.
00:13:53.140 You're cute.
00:13:54.240 I like the suit.
00:13:55.440 Thank you.
00:13:56.100 Thank you very much.
00:13:56.980 That's very nice of you.
00:13:57.780 Go ahead.
00:14:00.660 Tell me more.
00:14:01.780 So, brother, sister.
00:14:02.480 I'm fixing my hair.
00:14:03.160 Oh, okay.
00:14:03.660 Yeah.
00:14:03.920 Um, I have a half-sister.
00:14:05.300 Okay.
00:14:07.040 And how long have you been living in Miami?
00:14:09.200 Um, one month.
00:14:10.700 One month?
00:14:11.660 Where were you living before?
00:14:13.900 L.A.
00:14:14.840 Oh, sorry to hear that.
00:14:17.940 What about you?
00:14:19.160 Where do I live?
00:14:20.160 Have you just lived in Miami your whole life?
00:14:21.900 I don't live in, I don't live in Miami.
00:14:23.760 Not anymore?
00:14:24.540 Mm-mm.
00:14:26.220 No, I do not.
00:14:27.060 I'm here on business.
00:14:29.000 Oh, what business?
00:14:30.780 My YouTube career.
00:14:32.720 My podcasting career.
00:14:34.100 What podcast?
00:14:35.340 It's Modern Life Dating on YouTube.
00:14:38.280 So you're good with dating?
00:14:40.260 Some would say.
00:14:41.780 How about you? 0.97
00:14:43.500 Terrible.
00:14:44.360 Really?
00:14:44.660 What's the longest relationship you've had?
00:14:47.000 Two years.
00:14:47.980 Two years?
00:14:49.160 That's not bad.
00:14:50.280 Like, serious relationship?
00:14:51.660 Well, like, he was hooking up with you and you were kind of saying he was your boyfriend.
00:14:57.520 That was pretty serious.
00:14:58.540 We lived together.
00:14:59.480 Okay.
00:15:00.040 Okay.
00:15:00.440 Okay.
00:15:00.840 What happened?
00:15:02.220 He was into trans.
00:15:04.300 What?
00:15:05.460 Was he white?
00:15:06.600 Yeah.
00:15:07.280 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:08.680 He was into trans.
00:15:11.380 I don't like mine!
00:15:13.300 You dumped him?
00:15:14.740 Yeah.
00:15:15.520 I caught him on, like, a trans dating.
00:15:16.500 High five.
00:15:17.580 High five.
00:15:18.400 They have a trans dating website?
00:15:20.300 Mm-hmm.
00:15:20.940 What is it?
00:15:21.360 Bangtrainingnow.com?
00:15:23.360 What is this?
00:15:24.220 What did they have?
00:15:25.000 What is this website?
00:15:25.940 I don't know.
00:15:26.380 He was on all of those. 0.99
00:15:27.340 That's fucking weird. 0.99
00:15:28.700 Why are you asking that question? 0.99
00:15:30.100 There are...
00:15:30.860 Wait, wait.
00:15:31.300 There are trans exclusive dating sites now?
00:15:34.720 Yes, there are, yeah.
00:15:36.780 Boom, buka! 0.97
00:15:37.900 Yeah.
00:15:39.800 He had all his, like, hidden purchases.
00:15:43.800 Yeah.
00:15:44.600 And it was before my boob job, so I was like...
00:15:46.600 Oh, you had a boob job? 0.95
00:15:47.540 Yeah, I was like, I can't even compete.
00:15:49.400 Like...
00:15:49.840 Hold on. 1.00
00:15:50.200 He's looking at boobs and dicks, like... 1.00
00:15:51.780 I'm going to judge you right now before I even see the boobs. 1.00
00:15:54.720 Are they silicone or saline?
00:15:57.880 Silicone.
00:15:58.600 Are you sure?
00:15:59.800 I don't know.
00:16:00.320 My grandma got me.
00:16:01.220 Are they the bags of water or are they, like, the gel?
00:16:07.940 Gel. 0.69
00:16:08.860 Okay.
00:16:11.160 How many cc's?
00:16:12.220 Do you remember?
00:16:13.180 Like, 300.
00:16:14.380 Woo! 0.99
00:16:15.200 Boy!
00:16:15.520 How much do you weigh?
00:16:17.280 Like, 100.
00:16:18.360 100 pounds?
00:16:18.960 And how tall are you?
00:16:20.320 Five, two.
00:16:21.260 Sneak, can I take this blindfold off?
00:16:22.880 I don't know.
00:16:23.580 I don't know.
00:16:23.680 I don't know.
00:16:28.680 Yamelina.
00:16:30.020 No.
00:16:30.780 Where did the A come from? 1.00
00:16:32.740 Yamelin.
00:16:33.320 Yamelin.
00:16:34.160 Yeah.
00:16:35.200 Yamelin.
00:16:36.180 Yeah.
00:16:36.440 Wait, is it Y-A-M-E-L-I-N?
00:16:39.160 Like, Yamelin.
00:16:40.540 Like, the purple term.
00:16:41.160 Y-A-M-E-L-I-N. 1.00
00:16:43.800 Yamelin.
00:16:44.560 I got it.
00:16:45.440 It's kind of like...
00:16:46.020 Is it kind of like Jasmine?
00:16:47.460 Like, it sounds like a Mexican name, Yamelin.
00:16:49.860 I'm Mexican-Costerican.
00:16:51.240 Right, so is it Mexican or Costa Rican?
00:16:53.200 Mexican.
00:16:54.080 Okay.
00:16:55.020 Yeah, it's a cute name.
00:16:55.740 My friend lives in Mexico.
00:16:56.760 Have you been there?
00:16:57.860 My mom said it was too dangerous for me to go.
00:17:00.140 Never been?
00:17:01.200 Mm-hmm.
00:17:01.700 So you're like these new...
00:17:03.380 Do you speak Spanish?
00:17:05.080 Okay. 1.00
00:17:05.760 Oh, you're one of these whitewashed new fucking Spanish Zoomers that like not really speak any Spanish. 1.00
00:17:12.000 They're like, yeah, I'm Spanish. 0.99
00:17:14.420 Like, what's your favorite food?
00:17:15.180 Like, avocado toast.
00:17:17.260 So how's like your dating thing?
00:17:19.980 Maya, what do you want to know about it?
00:17:20.980 What's your business?
00:17:21.520 What do you do? 1.00
00:17:22.440 I teach guys not to be faggots, mainly. 1.00
00:17:26.200 Bruh. 1.00
00:17:27.380 What?
00:17:28.060 Have you been doing a good job with me?
00:17:29.220 Huh? 1.00
00:17:30.520 Can we not say faggots? 1.00
00:17:31.940 What? 1.00
00:17:32.000 No, you can't.
00:17:32.760 But it's no hard R, N-word, right?
00:17:35.260 No, you say the N-word.
00:17:36.280 But she asked you, have you been doing a good job with me?
00:17:38.660 Yeah.
00:17:39.040 With you?
00:17:39.580 With Sneeko?
00:17:40.340 Mm-hmm.
00:17:41.740 Oh, I didn't hear that.
00:17:43.120 No, Sneeko's great.
00:17:45.280 Sneeko's great.
00:17:46.360 We had to take out the trash.
00:17:48.520 What do you mean?
00:17:49.120 I don't know if I'm going to...
00:17:51.280 Boom, booka! 0.96
00:17:52.060 Okay, now moving on.
00:17:53.840 How about this?
00:17:55.580 MLD, why don't you, based on her personality so far, what would you rate her on a scale
00:17:59.860 of one to ten?
00:18:00.180 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:18:01.180 After talking to that fucking cold-hearted devil just now, this girl's like a fucking 1.00
00:18:05.960 ten. 1.00
00:18:06.700 This girl's like a drink of water in a fucking dry desert. 1.00
00:18:10.940 That other woman's personality was like eating cardboard box. 1.00
00:18:15.960 Just dry and just like, you're fucking like, ugh, like, why am I even doing this? 1.00
00:18:22.560 This girl, I love this fucking girl. 1.00
00:18:24.000 You know what the biggest component was? 1.00
00:18:26.460 She was nice, and she had fucking manners. 1.00
00:18:30.760 That's the base. 0.99
00:18:32.700 That's how easy it is nowadays to find, if you're a girl watching this, you want to find
00:18:37.120 a decent guy, just be a decent, kind individual, and you'll go so far.
00:18:42.900 Yeah, I agree.
00:18:44.340 And then that's personality, ten personality.
00:18:46.600 What do you think, based off of the way she's talking, what would you rate her physically?
00:18:50.400 What do you perceive her to be out of ten? 0.97
00:18:53.480 Well, she has fake boobs, so we got to start at seven. 1.00
00:18:58.220 So, the personality. 0.99
00:19:01.400 Oh, yeah, we're just doing based on looks, though?
00:19:03.040 Just looks?
00:19:03.580 Yeah, what do you think?
00:19:04.120 What would you rate her looks, based off of her voice? 0.96
00:19:07.000 Rate her physically out of ten, based off of what you've heard. 0.67
00:19:10.100 How attractive do you think she is? 1.00
00:19:11.320 Can I touch?
00:19:12.300 Is that enough?
00:19:16.240 Just put your face right here. 0.99
00:19:18.420 I can just tell if you're attractive or not.
00:19:20.860 Oh, go ahead.
00:19:21.800 No, no, I'm just joking.
00:19:23.360 I'm just joking.
00:19:24.620 Let's do it.
00:19:26.640 Let's see.
00:19:27.080 Go ahead.
00:19:30.100 Let me see.
00:19:30.840 Have you seen Bane?
00:19:31.780 Oh, she's, you have a nice little cute chin. 1.00
00:19:33.940 You have cute cheekbones.
00:19:35.360 I can tell you have a nice nose, probably.
00:19:37.220 Nose job.
00:19:38.040 Did you really?
00:19:39.180 No, no way.
00:19:40.420 Is it?
00:19:41.240 You got a nose job?
00:19:42.120 21st birthday nose.
00:19:43.020 Let me touch it.
00:19:43.720 Let me touch it.
00:19:44.600 The nose.
00:19:45.500 The nose.
00:19:46.000 I'm going to be gentle.
00:19:46.800 It hasn't been a year yet, completely.
00:19:48.420 Oh, no, she, I feel like you're cute, but you know what?
00:19:52.920 That's kind of wild that you got all this work done.
00:19:55.520 It's only two things.
00:19:56.760 I had a big nose.
00:19:57.720 Well, okay.
00:19:58.440 Well, you actually, you're a pretty sweet girl.
00:20:00.220 You're like very charming.
00:20:01.480 I mean, I think so.
00:20:03.080 Maybe it's just probably quite tricks.
00:20:03.720 You should have met this other girl.
00:20:05.180 This other girl was terrible. 0.70
00:20:06.320 Well, I will find out your deception if we started dating.
00:20:08.880 It's only a matter of time before I find out the truth. 0.97
00:20:12.220 Are you treacherous?
00:20:13.660 No.
00:20:14.280 Wait, what do you mean treacherous?
00:20:15.900 You need a definition?
00:20:17.440 Treacherous and holy?
00:20:18.720 Like, what do you mean?
00:20:19.560 Like, because treacherous, you could, like, mean it in, like, terrible, like-
00:20:21.620 Are you, like, a sneaky kind of girl? 1.00
00:20:23.160 Like, when you date, like, you have, like, your own little private world that you keep
00:20:27.560 away from your man?
00:20:28.500 I'm just in my own world the whole time.
00:20:30.160 I feel like the man is in my world.
00:20:31.980 Oof.
00:20:33.180 Haram.
00:20:33.600 Push the haram button.
00:20:35.420 Haram.
00:20:35.940 Haram.
00:20:36.300 Abdul, get the rocks.
00:20:38.480 I pressed it.
00:20:39.160 Don't worry.
00:20:39.600 Okay.
00:20:40.600 It's haram.
00:20:42.860 That's-
00:20:43.320 You gotta be in the man's frame.
00:20:45.820 Don't you think?
00:20:47.040 I mean-
00:20:47.520 What's your ideal man?
00:20:48.220 Supporting the man.
00:20:49.960 Yeah.
00:20:50.500 A man who supports the woman and, like, doing her little hobbies, you know? 0.63
00:20:54.680 Yeah.
00:20:54.940 While she, like, completely supports the man.
00:20:57.040 Yeah.
00:20:57.420 That's what I'm talking about.
00:20:58.920 Are you down with that?
00:21:00.400 Yeah.
00:21:01.020 Did you take the vaccine?
00:21:02.660 Yes, you did.
00:21:03.400 Because you're from L.A.
00:21:04.220 Only the first one. 1.00
00:21:05.240 Oh, you got a weak mind. 1.00
00:21:07.480 Boom, buka! 1.00
00:21:08.420 What are your thoughts on feminism? 1.00
00:21:11.120 Honestly, I don't like it.
00:21:12.760 I don't know why they want to, like, do so much.
00:21:15.260 Yeah, it's really bad, but...
00:21:20.420 It's bad to say.
00:21:21.480 I'm going to ask you a question that is going to challenge your social status amongst the
00:21:26.520 people in Los Angeles, okay?
00:21:29.680 How do you feel about this whole thing of kids being like, hey, mom, I'm trans, and
00:21:34.280 I'm also 11?
00:21:35.860 I think they're too young to even make that decision.
00:21:38.220 Their brain isn't even fully developed.
00:21:39.620 I mean, your brain isn't fully developed until, like, 25.
00:21:42.060 Yeah, exactly.
00:21:43.120 Like, yeah.
00:21:44.100 I think it was, like, when I was little, I would watch Spider-Man, and then I'd be like,
00:21:47.460 look, mom, I'm fucking Spider-Man, and I would jump off the couch. 0.52
00:21:50.100 Like, all, like, the movies they're making, like, they're making The Little Mermaid Black, 0.99
00:21:53.800 and they're just, like, adding all, like, their biased opinions.
00:21:56.880 Yeah.
00:21:57.020 And they're, like, trying to influence the kids.
00:21:58.400 I'm waiting for the Malcolm X movie starring Charlie Sheen.
00:22:03.880 Like, Charlie Sheen is Malcolm X, you know?
00:22:08.000 That's what I'm looking forward to.
00:22:09.540 I'm looking forward to, we've got Black Panther in Wakanda, right? 0.50
00:22:13.360 When is White Panther coming out?
00:22:15.500 I want to see all of, like, the Elon Musk down in Africa.
00:22:19.100 What's your opinion on Elon Musk? 1.00
00:22:20.240 It's the fucking man. 1.00
00:22:21.420 I love Elon Musk. 1.00
00:22:21.880 All these people talking shit. 1.00
00:22:23.260 This man is fucking flying to the goddamn moon. 1.00
00:22:26.160 I'll literally go on Twitter and just listen to his face. 1.00
00:22:28.420 Dude, he's the man.
00:22:29.320 He's so smart. 1.00
00:22:30.240 He's really turning Twitter around, because Twitter used to be such shit, you know? 0.98
00:22:34.860 I've been banned off Twitter. 0.97
00:22:36.260 Guess how many times I've been banned off Twitter?
00:22:37.680 Why are you banned on Twitter, though?
00:22:39.140 Because I'm just a hate-filled bigot, according to these people.
00:22:42.800 Are you hate-filled or are you honest?
00:22:44.160 I am filled with joy and happiness.
00:22:46.240 Do you feel an ounce of hate coming off of me?
00:22:49.740 No, you're very charismatic as well.
00:22:51.520 You know, I just don't have time for hate. 0.98
00:22:53.960 Hate makes you look ugly. 0.97
00:22:55.640 Okay, great. 0.95
00:22:56.380 Now, how about you rate MLD?
00:22:59.000 What do you think so far?
00:23:01.100 Obviously, you could see mostly what he looks like and how he's acting.
00:23:04.420 What do you rate his personality out of 10?
00:23:06.140 My pocket's square, good.
00:23:06.940 What do you rate his looks out of 10?
00:23:08.780 10 personality.
00:23:10.060 Yes.
00:23:11.020 Looks.
00:23:12.000 7.7.
00:23:13.000 Yes.
00:23:13.360 7.5?
00:23:13.860 I'll just take the 7.
00:23:14.900 I'll just take the 7.
00:23:15.840 7.75?
00:23:17.640 Why so specific?
00:23:19.040 I don't know.
00:23:19.600 I saw the suit and I was like, tie.
00:23:21.360 Like, that's like a good mix, you know?
00:23:23.540 Okay.
00:23:23.980 Inspired by the Joker.
00:23:25.920 Can I put my hair up?
00:23:27.380 Yeah, of course.
00:23:28.480 It's hot, right?
00:23:29.400 Yeah, let's put my hair tie.
00:23:30.160 It's super hot.
00:23:31.880 Do you have her hair tie?
00:23:34.020 Actually, no. 0.99
00:23:34.640 Do you have air conditioning in this fucking Section 8 housing? 1.00
00:23:38.240 Why is it cold as shit in here? 1.00
00:23:39.620 Cold as shit? 1.00
00:23:40.260 I'm fucking hot as hell. 1.00
00:23:41.040 Are you hot? 0.99
00:23:41.620 I'm sweating.
00:23:42.320 I think we're games.
00:23:42.940 I feel like we're like in District 12.
00:23:44.780 I've not.
00:23:45.100 Time for you to take it off.
00:23:46.500 I think it's getting steamy.
00:23:47.440 MLD's getting...
00:23:48.500 I'm just...
00:23:49.040 I'm going to clear my eyes up before I look at you.
00:23:51.860 Oh, you're beautiful.
00:23:53.160 Thank you.
00:23:54.460 Nice to meet you.
00:23:55.200 Your nose looks so really good.
00:23:57.400 Really?
00:23:57.920 Yeah.
00:23:58.760 I wouldn't even think...
00:23:59.620 Why is it the first response?
00:24:01.040 I wouldn't even think that was fake if you said something.
00:24:03.220 Really?
00:24:03.600 Yeah.
00:24:04.340 You look nice.
00:24:04.760 Blonde hair or should I go back to black?
00:24:07.000 You gotta...
00:24:07.720 The blonde is a little patchy. 0.98
00:24:08.920 You gotta like...
00:24:09.500 You gotta pick one blonder for growing out. 1.00
00:24:13.220 What do you mean it's patchy?
00:24:14.440 Your roots are like huge.
00:24:16.460 Then get them done for me.
00:24:17.820 I just met you.
00:24:18.740 I'm just saying pick, pick, pick.
00:24:23.640 You look good, though.
00:24:24.280 You look good.
00:24:24.660 You're beautiful.
00:24:25.960 It's all right.
00:24:26.380 You know what?
00:24:26.860 People are going to love you for your brains because you're going to be, you know, neurosurgeon.
00:24:31.300 Yeah.
00:24:34.260 That's really hard to do.
00:24:37.160 Pretty smart.
00:24:38.040 So what would you rate her now that you have seen her without the blindfold?
00:24:42.400 Just blindfolded.
00:24:43.560 Okay, good.
00:24:44.280 Somebody said run, girl. 1.00
00:24:46.480 Run?
00:24:46.920 There you go.
00:24:47.320 Run.
00:24:47.520 The Quran? 0.89
00:24:49.280 Oh, the Quran. 0.95
00:24:50.660 The Quran.
00:24:53.140 If I rate her...
00:24:54.640 And you're not even done up right now.
00:24:55.920 You look good.
00:24:57.200 Yeah, it was really last minute.
00:24:58.540 Yeah, like minimum seven.
00:25:02.240 Minimum seven?
00:25:03.260 Yeah.
00:25:04.420 I feel like if you were done up and like, you know, you were like showing off your cleavage
00:25:08.840 and just like looking really, really good, you know, I'll give you like eight.
00:25:14.600 Thank you.
00:25:15.500 You're welcome.
00:25:15.920 I mean, that's what you got them for, right?
00:25:17.520 Show them off or no?
00:25:20.600 No, I just got them.
00:25:21.680 Was it for you like OnlyFans career is why you got it or just for you?
00:25:25.320 My self-esteem.
00:25:26.320 Just for me.
00:25:26.980 Cool.
00:25:27.440 Very, very cool.
00:25:28.300 Yeah.
00:25:28.840 I like it.
00:25:30.000 All right.
00:25:30.420 Do you think that you guys would go on a real date?
00:25:33.240 I feel like she would be, I feel like she would be at least be nice and have manners, which 0.84
00:25:38.240 is, that's enough for me these days.
00:25:40.820 The girl before was very, very rude. 1.00
00:25:46.520 What did she say to you?
00:25:47.740 She was just very cold.
00:25:50.140 Cold and condescending.
00:25:51.820 How was she condescending?
00:25:53.360 Everything was just like, well, you know, you're this and what does that make you?
00:25:59.680 What did it make you?
00:26:01.640 Like she was asking me, I'm an entrepreneur.
00:26:03.500 And then I was like, okay, well, I'm a YouTuber.
00:26:05.540 And she was just really, it was just very cold.
00:26:08.220 It was like very cut off.
00:26:09.460 Yeah, it was just, it was mean.
00:26:11.020 I feel like she was very important.
00:26:11.880 It was mean.
00:26:12.500 It was really mean.
00:26:15.960 And what do you think of his abilities as a dating coach?
00:26:22.120 Honestly, I can't tell.
00:26:25.940 Are you good at what you doing?
00:26:27.640 I would like to think so.
00:26:30.200 What's your success rate with it?
00:26:32.940 I turn, I have thousands of clients and I turn them, I'm sorry, I'm just used to like
00:26:38.400 my show.
00:26:39.460 I have thousands of clients and, you know, I have like a less than 1% refund rate.
00:26:45.720 Oh, you charge to like.
00:26:47.020 Yeah.
00:26:47.780 Oh.
00:26:48.340 Yeah.
00:26:48.520 Why would I do it for free?
00:26:49.400 It would be a business.
00:26:51.600 Yeah.
00:26:52.020 I mean, yeah.
00:26:53.260 Yeah.
00:26:53.580 So I'm pretty good.
00:26:55.320 And I tell guys like, you know, the point of dating as a man is like, understand how to
00:27:02.480 like socially interact with women. 0.97
00:27:04.200 And that way you won't be so weird and socially retarded and embarrassing. 1.00
00:27:09.700 So what advice would you give to the guys who are like socially awkward? 0.94
00:27:12.960 You just have to start.
00:27:13.640 Because I'm socially awkward as you could see like from the beginning.
00:27:16.280 I don't think you are.
00:27:17.120 I really am.
00:27:19.620 Really?
00:27:20.120 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:20.940 Well, I mean, I just think maybe you're just like all these other fucking millennials who 1.00
00:27:25.020 are just like hypercritical of everything you do. 0.99
00:27:27.780 Really?
00:27:28.540 I think so.
00:27:29.740 I mean, I just hate meeting guys because you could tell like their intentions like just
00:27:32.900 from the beginning.
00:27:33.800 Yeah.
00:27:34.020 Sexual.
00:27:34.800 Right.
00:27:35.400 Yeah.
00:27:35.580 But where are you meeting these guys?
00:27:37.740 They could be anywhere.
00:27:39.180 School.
00:27:40.220 Yeah.
00:27:41.300 And like walking.
00:27:42.520 Okay.
00:27:42.880 I get like people come up to me walking a lot.
00:27:44.960 But you're pretty.
00:27:46.700 But it's like, you know, their intentions, you know?
00:27:48.980 Yeah.
00:27:49.160 Because you're pretty. 0.68
00:27:50.220 If you're ugly, they'd be like, you know, excuse me, ma'am, I'm lost. 0.88
00:27:53.280 Can you help me find Starbucks? 0.98
00:27:57.860 That's your future as a woman, you know, like 30 years when you're like, you know, 50. 0.97
00:28:01.320 So what do you think about like when some like women, they like reach their prime years 0.99
00:28:05.820 and like the prime years are over.
00:28:07.300 So what would you suggest for them?
00:28:08.820 Hope you have kids by then.
00:28:10.220 Really?
00:28:10.900 Yeah.
00:28:11.200 You got to shift into motherhood.
00:28:12.460 Like I think a lot of women are just like kind of forgetting. 1.00
00:28:15.860 As a dating coach, have you like talked to guys and they're like, oh, I'm not attracted
00:28:19.140 to the woman anymore after they're like, they're done with their prime years?
00:28:23.480 That's a long period of time.
00:28:25.300 But some of my clients are married men.
00:28:27.720 Really?
00:28:28.300 Yeah.
00:28:28.480 Like one of my clients, you know, he's in his late 40s.
00:28:32.580 He has a wife.
00:28:33.840 He watches me for the self-improvement content.
00:28:36.400 And, you know, a lot of these guys, they just, they just want like a decent woman to
00:28:40.020 go home to.
00:28:41.180 That's like not going to be causing trouble.
00:28:43.760 But a lot of guys like want multiple options, like a different variety, if that makes sense.
00:28:48.500 Yes.
00:28:48.820 That's why I told my ex, like I'd be happy if I was just the first wife.
00:28:51.800 Yeah.
00:28:52.580 Yeah.
00:28:52.960 That's terrible to like, but yeah.
00:28:54.840 If you were the first wife? 0.84
00:28:56.420 What does that mean?
00:28:57.120 First wife.
00:28:58.480 Just because men want a variety and it's hard to just like pick one, you know?
00:29:02.140 Yeah.
00:29:02.340 Yeah.
00:29:02.520 Yeah.
00:29:02.680 Yeah.
00:29:02.760 Yeah.
00:29:03.400 Yeah.
00:29:04.580 Men want even more. 0.64
00:29:05.900 I feel like men cheat regardless.
00:29:07.720 Oh, that's so toxic to think like that.
00:29:09.500 It's not like that.
00:29:11.220 You know, a third of men are virgins.
00:29:12.800 It's the reality though.
00:29:13.340 A third of men are virgins.
00:29:15.160 You don't think it's the reality?
00:29:17.080 No.
00:29:17.520 I think that's really.
00:29:18.320 Biologically, if you look into like.
00:29:19.580 So I will say this, the data doesn't add up to your claims, right?
00:29:27.000 And I think the majority of men, they just want one woman to go home to.
00:29:32.620 But I think the guys, so I think this, I think the guys that you're attracted to or you would
00:29:36.800 be attracted to, they have learned what's attractive and they're doing this kind of lifestyle because 0.98
00:29:42.100 they want to have sex with a lot of women. 1.00
00:29:43.960 Yeah. 0.99
00:29:44.540 You know, they kind of like look good.
00:29:46.140 So what's your view on Andrew Tate?
00:29:47.400 Um, I mean, Andrew, I think he is a net positive because, you know, despite all like the smear
00:29:55.900 campaign stuff, like I think he added a lot of sanity to like the conversation that's happening
00:30:01.700 in the global dialogue.
00:30:02.620 You know, he's just like men should be strong, financially competent, you know, taking care
00:30:08.820 of your fitness, you know, being a good person, giving back to the community.
00:30:12.800 Like, yeah, he has all the sex cam work stuff that he did in Romania, but it's like,
00:30:17.400 he's not like the only person in Romania. 0.99
00:30:19.080 It's like a whole fucking industry there. 0.99
00:30:21.100 Right. 0.98
00:30:22.840 Sneeko in, in, in Romania, like isn't like camming, like cam growing is extremely, it's
00:30:27.220 like the biggest industry.
00:30:28.360 Yeah.
00:30:28.620 It's pretty, it's pretty huge.
00:30:29.780 So I think that look gets overlooked because we kind of live in like this TikTok generation 0.99
00:30:34.960 where it's just like four seconds.
00:30:36.520 Like I'm no, I've been banned too many times.
00:30:40.280 Yeah.
00:30:40.960 I'm too based.
00:30:42.660 I need a, like a rumble owned.
00:30:44.340 Okay.
00:30:44.580 So where do you guys think, I don't remember your answer.
00:30:47.880 Would you go on another date with MLD?
00:30:50.620 Yeah, I would.
00:30:51.380 Why not?
00:30:52.300 I'm not buying her what she wants though.
00:30:54.580 What does she want? 1.00
00:30:55.500 I don't know.
00:30:55.860 You said I should buy you something.
00:30:57.120 What did I say?
00:30:57.860 I don't know.
00:30:58.180 You said my roots were terrible.
00:30:59.220 Oh yeah.
00:30:59.680 That, that, that.
00:31:00.140 I didn't say they were terrible.
00:31:01.120 I just said you're kind of like. 0.90
00:31:02.220 You said my guy was basically black. 0.90
00:31:03.660 No, I said you're like in the middle of the road, in the middle of the road. 0.98
00:31:06.160 You got to like go black or go blonde. 0.97
00:31:08.040 You think I'm in the middle of it?
00:31:11.000 That's past the middle.
00:31:13.460 You're still beautiful though.
00:31:15.860 Yeah.
00:31:16.480 I mean, maybe some.
00:31:16.800 Your lips are natural?
00:31:19.140 Same doctor.
00:31:20.140 Come on.
00:31:20.620 Okay. 0.99
00:31:20.820 Cause you said grandma got you nose and boobs for. 0.98
00:31:23.780 And lips. 0.97
00:31:24.280 Okay.
00:31:24.560 Well, I was listening. 0.98
00:31:25.480 You said nose and boobs. 0.90
00:31:27.300 Cause I'm paying attention. 0.52
00:31:28.100 I actually like you.
00:31:29.400 So we're going to dinner?
00:31:30.420 I think.
00:31:31.340 Not dinner.
00:31:31.980 But like Starbucks.
00:31:32.980 I don't know her yet.
00:31:38.360 Dinner is expensive.
00:31:39.300 It's like two hours.
00:31:40.360 Dinner is not expensive.
00:31:41.240 Is he still a 10 out of 10 after Starbucks?
00:31:44.580 No.
00:31:45.220 I get myself Starbucks.
00:31:46.460 One drink in Moxie's. 0.61
00:31:48.220 To see if we like each other.
00:31:49.480 You, it's an out for you too.
00:31:51.680 I might as well be taking care of you.
00:31:53.580 I'm okay with that.
00:31:56.920 I'm not like mine!
00:32:00.680 Okay.
00:32:01.380 Well, I think you guys are.
00:32:02.980 A good first date.
00:32:04.400 Did you enjoy it?
00:32:05.320 What did you think?
00:32:07.260 I feel like he wants like masculine energy.
00:32:10.360 I feel like I should have.
00:32:11.500 What the?
00:32:12.220 Whoa. 1.00
00:32:13.440 Emily, I think she just called you gay. 0.99
00:32:15.340 She wants masculine energy from me. 0.97
00:32:18.140 I mean, he said he can't afford dinner.
00:32:19.920 He could afford Starbucks.
00:32:21.560 That was a time afford, not a money afford.
00:32:26.040 Oh.
00:32:26.980 Yeah.
00:32:27.160 I mean, it seems like you have a lot of time though, no?
00:32:30.260 No.
00:32:31.160 No.
00:32:31.720 What's your daily schedule?
00:32:33.980 Depends on the day.
00:32:35.340 But, it's more of like...
00:32:37.060 I feel like people make time for the things they care about.
00:32:39.320 But I don't know if I care about you yet.
00:32:42.240 That's why I just like one drink kind of gets you.
00:32:45.240 I feel like if we had drinks though, you would kind of like...
00:32:47.860 I mean, we already had good chemistry.
00:32:49.320 I feel like... 0.99
00:32:50.140 Well, anything was better than that fucking girl who's probably at home like watching me right now. 1.00
00:32:56.040 I'm like crying in on her feminist blog. 1.00
00:32:59.120 You're a dating coach.
00:33:00.020 I'm a men's self-improvement coach.
00:33:01.740 Men's self-improvement. 0.86
00:33:02.660 So, what's your like opinion on comparing?
00:33:05.120 Comparing what?
00:33:06.300 Just everything.
00:33:07.200 Like, men... 0.99
00:33:09.520 Like, you know, like men who date women, like they compare like their ex to their new girl.
00:33:14.180 Because that's what you're doing.
00:33:15.420 Like, you're comparing me to the last girl a lot.
00:33:16.860 Yeah, she was terrible.
00:33:17.960 Yeah.
00:33:19.020 Yeah.
00:33:22.200 But that's life.
00:33:24.020 Like, we are comparing.
00:33:26.740 You compared me to some guy you've dated in the past before when they asked you to judge my looks.
00:33:31.680 Not really.
00:33:32.540 I prefer like just to...
00:33:33.680 I don't know.
00:33:36.560 I judge blank.
00:33:37.280 Like, you know, blank.
00:33:38.080 Like blank slate equalism.
00:33:39.720 Do you know what that is?
00:33:41.460 I mean, yeah.
00:33:42.120 You judge off nothing.
00:33:43.700 Like, you don't judge off comparing.
00:33:44.980 Blank slate equalism is different.
00:33:49.380 We'll talk about that another time.
00:33:53.300 Well, I think this was a great day.
00:33:56.220 I think so too.
00:33:57.180 That was a great day, yeah.
00:33:58.900 I'm happy.
00:33:59.880 Okay.
00:34:00.800 No.
00:34:01.840 They're saying throw me off the balcony.
00:34:03.660 I could fly, guys.
00:34:04.660 Yeah, they said the same for me too.
00:34:05.920 They hate me too.
00:34:09.940 Guys, I can fly.
00:34:11.400 Come on.
00:34:11.720 You gotta go.
00:34:12.660 We were talking about the Avengers.
00:34:14.000 Why do you think?
00:34:15.380 I'm just kidding.
00:34:18.260 Well, yeah.
00:34:18.840 I appreciate it having you guys on.
00:34:21.160 Thank you.
00:34:22.760 What do you read?
00:34:23.460 What did you read from the chat?
00:34:25.020 Don't read them. 0.79
00:34:25.760 They're all autistic. 1.00
00:34:26.140 They're fucking retards, yeah. 1.00
00:34:27.420 They're all autistic. 1.00
00:34:28.740 Chat, stop. 0.99
00:34:29.280 Be nice.
00:34:31.040 Okay.
00:34:32.340 Yeah, it was great to have you guys.
00:34:34.080 Thank you.
00:34:34.620 Thank you.
00:34:35.000 Thanks for having me.
00:34:36.100 Thank you.
00:34:36.700 Make you a proper one like that. 0.87
00:34:38.060 There you go.
00:34:40.980 Get out of your seat.
00:34:42.600 No, I'm just joking.
00:34:43.300 All right.
00:34:58.820 All right.
00:35:00.200 Not bad.
00:35:01.260 Well, which state did you prefer?
00:35:03.180 Oh, for sure this girl.
00:35:04.700 Yeah.
00:35:05.420 Yo, me lean.
00:35:06.580 Yeah, me lean.
00:35:07.220 Yeah, me lean.
00:35:08.020 I thought you said you owe me lean.
00:35:09.340 Yo, yeah, me lean.
00:35:10.320 Y-A-M-E-L-I-N. 1.00
00:35:12.040 Would you consider me a good wingman?
00:35:13.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:14.260 For sure.
00:35:14.820 For sure.
00:35:15.540 10 out of 10.
00:35:16.420 Chat, what do you think?
00:35:17.140 WRL on FLD's Riz? 0.99
00:35:19.200 Chat's a bunch of fags, though. 1.00
00:35:20.760 What? 1.00
00:35:21.220 Real, dude.
00:35:21.920 Yo, chat, you're just going to take that? 0.95
00:35:23.580 What the hell? 1.00
00:35:24.680 Why are you calling chat fags? 1.00
00:35:26.320 Oh, because they're just like- 0.98
00:35:27.320 They're saying Joe Biden Riz.
00:35:28.240 They're saying it's just terrible.
00:35:29.520 Like, oh, this game is terrible.
00:35:32.900 They're calling him Joe Biden.
00:35:34.260 It's just like, oh my God. 0.99
00:35:37.360 Joe Biden Riz is crazy. 0.94
00:35:39.620 Chat's freezing up right now. 0.92
00:35:40.720 It's moving so fast. 0.99
00:35:41.660 Holy shit. 1.00
00:35:43.540 Look, he says, L cringe, creepy, fag, gay, Biden Riz. 1.00
00:35:47.240 There you go. 1.00
00:35:50.360 What the?
00:35:51.160 Hey, hey, everyone who's spamming L, he did get a 10 out of 10 on personality.
00:35:54.920 So, based off of that girl, that's obviously a W. 0.73
00:35:57.960 And what did she even lower it down to afterwards?
00:36:00.320 Yeah, no.
00:36:01.100 She said 7.
00:36:01.740 In your defense.
00:36:02.600 7.75 on my looks.
00:36:07.100 And then 10 on the personality.
00:36:08.660 But she was way nicer, bro.
00:36:10.400 Way.
00:36:10.840 And way prettier than the-
00:36:12.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:13.060 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:36:13.420 Yeah, no, no.
00:36:13.820 She is.
00:36:14.140 She is.
00:36:14.400 She was.
00:36:14.720 She was.
00:36:15.500 My opinion. 1.00
00:36:16.180 The Indian girl's just got some fucking- 1.00
00:36:19.600 She's probably going to cry if I say I'm going to not say anything. 1.00
00:36:22.280 Ah.
00:36:24.920 MLD watched Nico's reactions on the VOD before you say he's a wingman.
00:36:28.900 Okay, well, she didn't see my reactions.
00:36:30.640 I'm reacting for you, Chad.
00:36:31.740 I wasn't doing it for the girl.
00:36:32.960 She didn't even see what I was doing.
00:36:34.420 Come on.
00:36:35.440 What were you reacting to?
00:36:36.360 I was just like, whoa.
00:36:37.640 You know?
00:36:37.840 Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
00:36:38.320 Like, every time something happened, I was just trying to-
00:36:40.100 Playing the game.
00:36:40.760 Playing the game.
00:36:41.400 But that was fun.
00:36:42.260 What do you think you learned as a dating coach?
00:36:44.420 What did you think the experience was like?
00:36:47.380 You know?
00:36:48.140 Oh, you're back?
00:36:49.100 Hey.
00:36:50.520 For phone.
00:36:51.440 Right here?
00:36:51.880 The crack phone?
00:36:52.480 Why do girls always have a cracked iPhone? 1.00
00:36:58.700 They dropped it at the club.
00:37:00.320 She dropped it at the club, she said.
00:37:02.060 Somebody said W.
00:37:03.180 Jeffrey Epstein Riz.
00:37:04.400 W.
00:37:04.820 Collab.
00:37:06.100 They were saying Jordan Ely Ridge and George Floyd Riz.
00:37:11.140 George Floyd Riz.
00:37:12.000 Okay, so yeah.
00:37:12.520 What did you learn from that?
00:37:13.520 A dead black man is my Riz? 0.98
00:37:15.760 It's got the Riz of a dead black man. 0.98
00:37:17.900 Hey, no justice, no peace.
00:37:18.820 So what do you think you learned from-
00:37:20.760 You've never done a blind date like that, so-
00:37:22.600 No.
00:37:22.980 What was that like?
00:37:24.920 It was cool.
00:37:25.920 It was just-
00:37:26.780 I've never done that before, but it seems like they're just equally as lost when it comes
00:37:32.040 to like dating and the whole romantic dance, the young girls.
00:37:35.880 The second one was different, right? 1.00
00:37:38.200 Because she wasn't all like, I'm fucking intelligent, hyper-liberal, fucking sunglasses. 0.98
00:37:42.460 I'm wearing glasses with no lenses, like, you know, like, trying too hard, like, just 0.99
00:37:46.520 be happy and be fun.
00:37:47.780 But you see, I did crack through her, her little hardened ice core.
00:37:51.940 The Indian one? 1.00
00:37:52.480 Yeah, because you laughed a couple times.
00:37:53.920 A couple times.
00:37:54.560 She was-
00:37:55.260 She came, she's like, I'm going to prove my loyalty to destiny, probably.
00:37:58.360 Something along those lines.
00:37:59.160 She just wanted to debate.
00:37:59.740 Yeah, something along those lines.
00:38:01.280 It was so annoying, man.
00:38:02.520 But what did you think about the second one?
00:38:04.060 I liked her a lot.
00:38:05.500 I liked her a lot.
00:38:06.680 That's the kind of girl whose personality outweighs her beauty. 0.99
00:38:10.540 And then she was still pretty.
00:38:12.580 So why would you only take her to Starbucks?
00:38:16.040 I don't even know.
00:38:16.840 I don't know who she is.
00:38:17.740 I don't want to sit down at dinner and like-
00:38:19.840 Yeah, I understand what you're saying.
00:38:21.140 Chat's calling you feminine for that, but it is a big commitment.
00:38:23.760 Dinner is a huge commitment. 1.00
00:38:25.400 I'm a guy that makes millions of fucking dollars. 1.00
00:38:27.460 I'm not going to go sit down with some idiot that I don't know for two hours. 1.00
00:38:30.760 Yeah, especially like- 1.00
00:38:31.520 Even fans are like, hey, bro, you want to meet me?
00:38:34.180 I'll buy you lunch.
00:38:34.840 I'm like, hey, bro.
00:38:35.640 Well, no, I can afford 20 bucks.
00:38:37.880 You're not doing me a big one by, you know, they don't understand the concept of time.
00:38:41.540 So for me, that was it.
00:38:42.640 The time.
00:38:43.200 But you shouldn't have said Starbucks.
00:38:44.180 You should have said, I'll take you out for a nice cup of coffee.
00:38:45.780 We can go to this great coffee shop.
00:38:47.320 You could have hyped it.
00:38:48.100 Like, why do you have to say Starbucks as if it's the worst place? 1.00
00:38:50.900 Like, oh, I'll take you to the fucking gas station. 0.99
00:38:52.940 He's like, I'll get you a gas station coffee. 0.99
00:38:54.820 That's basically what you said.
00:38:55.860 Like, why did you have to say-
00:38:57.160 You could have-
00:38:57.500 You could have said that.
00:39:00.200 That could have been it.
00:39:01.360 That could have done it too.
00:39:02.240 Yeah, no, I just said Starbucks just because it's easy.
00:39:04.360 Have you ever taken a girl on a Starbucks date?
00:39:08.120 Yeah, all the time.
00:39:09.080 How do those go?
00:39:10.000 It's quicker, obviously. 0.99
00:39:11.080 Just fucking, bro, I lost a lot of faith in women when I started doing the Starbucks dates 1.00
00:39:15.840 because I'll buy them a coffee and then I'm like raw dogging them two hours later. 1.00
00:39:18.740 I'm like, this cost me seven bucks.
00:39:21.800 How do you, wait, how do you go from Starbucks coffee to raw dogging in two hours?
00:39:25.420 What does that look like?
00:39:26.160 You have much to learn, my young friend.
00:39:27.300 Well, that's why I'm asking you.
00:39:28.340 Don't do the, don't pull the thing where-
00:39:30.260 What?
00:39:31.080 Everybody's trying to big brother you?
00:39:32.040 You hate that, right?
00:39:32.660 Well, no, I just wanted you to actually explain it and say-
00:39:34.800 No, no, no, yeah, explain it.
00:39:35.640 No, it's just, it's very simple.
00:39:37.100 So all you do is like when you're on a date with these girls, you just have to, I'll give 0.98
00:39:41.440 a very fucking Asperger's answer for your audience. 0.95
00:39:45.220 So basically when you're on a date with a girl, you want two things to happen. 0.99
00:39:49.940 You want to get her life story.
00:39:51.600 So you want to talk to her and ask her about herself.
00:39:54.040 Why? 1.00
00:39:54.480 Because women love to fucking talk about themselves. 1.00
00:39:56.360 It's their favorite fucking topic. 1.00
00:39:58.340 Okay? 1.00
00:39:58.600 One second before you continue.
00:40:00.520 Deeper True, thank you for the hundred dollars.
00:40:02.200 MLD on Sneeko, thumbs up.
00:40:03.820 So many gems on this episode.
00:40:05.060 Salute, fellas.
00:40:05.940 There you go.
00:40:08.580 MLD's flipping off all the autists for getting that, from getting that co-sign. 0.85
00:40:11.520 But yes, continue, continue.
00:40:12.460 Thanks, dude.
00:40:13.700 Appreciate that.
00:40:14.580 But yeah, no.
00:40:15.180 So basically on this date, you want to talk to these girls and get to know them.
00:40:18.060 And like also collect data.
00:40:19.560 Like if she's like, I never met my dad.
00:40:20.880 Like, okay.
00:40:21.640 Probably could raw dog you sooner. 0.98
00:40:23.360 Like, you know, like you have to start.
00:40:25.400 Oh, am I wrong?
00:40:26.760 No, no, no.
00:40:27.380 You're right, you're right, you're right.
00:40:28.260 But the truth hurts.
00:40:29.120 Am I wrong?
00:40:29.760 Shout out to Joe Lampton.
00:40:31.940 So anyways, you just get to know the girl.
00:40:36.760 You talk to her, whatever. 0.81
00:40:37.760 And then when you're fucking having a conversation, you have to like make these references to something 0.98
00:40:45.340 that you can show her at your place. 1.00
00:40:47.720 So I'll be like, you know, if I can have like this really gay ass dog of mine, like, you 1.00
00:40:54.160 know, my dog you met. 1.00
00:40:55.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:55.580 My dog is like a very cute little dog.
00:40:57.880 And so I'll just bring up my dog during the date.
00:40:59.840 Yeah, it's a great excuse.
00:41:00.460 I heard it from a dating coach in Puerto Rico.
00:41:02.200 He was saying, like, you would meet a girl at the club and then be like, you know what?
00:41:07.340 I think I want to introduce you to my favorite person in Miami.
00:41:10.740 I'm like, what?
00:41:11.940 I don't know if I'm ready to introduce you yet.
00:41:13.620 But there's this guy I really want to introduce you to.
00:41:16.660 Who is it?
00:41:17.320 Who is it?
00:41:17.980 I don't know if I'm really like ready to.
00:41:19.960 No, I want to.
00:41:20.680 Okay, I'll show you.
00:41:21.380 I'll show you.
00:41:21.780 I'll show you a picture of him.
00:41:23.000 And then it's a picture of a dog.
00:41:24.220 It's a dog.
00:41:25.080 Oh my God, doggy, doggy, doggy, doggy. 0.99
00:41:27.600 And that's the perfect excuse to get her to your apartment because she's not a whore. 1.00
00:41:31.320 She's there to see your dog. 0.93
00:41:32.400 And then I used to say back in the day when I didn't have the dog, I would say like, you
00:41:36.260 know, my hobby is like traveling to like all these places in the world.
00:41:41.020 And like I went to like this, you know, cage in Hawaii with a shark and I swam with a shark
00:41:45.880 and I took videos.
00:41:46.860 So I'd be like, yeah, let me show you this stuff.
00:41:48.560 Because here's the reality.
00:41:51.380 You need to be, you need to have plausible deniability for you and the girl because she 1.00
00:41:55.920 knows you're full of shit. 1.00
00:41:57.380 You know you're full of shit. 1.00
00:41:58.880 But as long as you're not like an overt sexual contract agreement, then she can't rationalize 1.00
00:42:04.140 herself being a slut. 1.00
00:42:05.480 And also not add it to her body count. 0.99
00:42:06.920 Like if nobody finds out that it didn't happen.
00:42:08.720 Right, exactly.
00:42:09.340 And then it's more like, you know, oh, it just happened.
00:42:11.340 You know, it just happened.
00:42:12.100 Like she knows.
00:42:13.000 Like, bro, when you go out on a date with a girl, like police girl, this one girl I went
00:42:16.060 on a date with, right?
00:42:17.180 She was like, oh, I totally wasn't knowing this was going to happen.
00:42:20.120 But I was flirting with her and we was getting real hot and heavy in text beforehand.
00:42:23.840 And then she shows up to date. 0.99
00:42:25.140 She's wearing matching bra and panties, perfectly shaved vagina. 1.00
00:42:28.560 Like, oh, okay. 1.00
00:42:29.800 You were just kind of fucking wingmanning this one. 0.98
00:42:31.680 Just maybe it was going to happen. 0.99
00:42:32.900 Like, no, they know too. 0.99
00:42:34.540 Like you just have to give them enough plausible deniability so they don't feel like a slut. 1.00
00:42:38.360 Okay, so how do you give them, so you're at Starbucks, you get the dog, now she's in 0.92
00:42:42.740 your apartment.
00:42:43.300 How do you go from dog to bed?
00:42:45.360 Just sit down next to her, talk to her, you know, put your hand on the lower back when
00:42:49.860 you're talking to her.
00:42:50.500 Hold her hand and then call her chin cute? 0.99
00:42:52.400 Yeah.
00:42:53.060 Kiss her.
00:42:54.140 Touch her face when you're blindfolded. 1.00
00:42:56.480 Wait, Moonhole says, wait, did you get girly drunk and then kick her out? 0.99
00:42:59.080 What do I mean, like make her stay here?
00:43:00.820 I don't know her.
00:43:01.780 Yeah, like get drunk off a half a glass of wine.
00:43:05.120 Yeah, she was comfortable.
00:43:06.100 She got free wine.
00:43:06.900 She went on a date, you know, had some fun.
00:43:09.980 This is more fun than it.
00:43:10.880 This is the highlight of her day.
00:43:12.700 That was the most exciting thing that happened to her.
00:43:14.900 For her.
00:43:15.260 For sure.
00:43:15.720 Are you kidding me?
00:43:16.280 Yeah, she got some free wine.
00:43:17.280 I don't know. 1.00
00:43:17.780 Damn. 0.99
00:43:19.140 So yeah, that's the plausible deniability. 0.99
00:43:21.820 That's like the number one thing.
00:43:23.300 Chad, why do you keep saying W creepy riz?
00:43:24.960 What was the creepy part about it?
00:43:26.160 Did you feel awkward at all on, I mean, obviously the first day you felt extremely awkward, but
00:43:30.120 the second one, I noticed a different sense of awkwardness was like you, you kind of liked
00:43:34.940 her and you're trying to like balance the camera and also the blindfold in her. 1.00
00:43:39.360 Chad didn't even notice how smooth I was in holding her hand.
00:43:42.140 None of that.
00:43:42.840 They were calling you creepy for that, but she liked that a lot.
00:43:44.720 They didn't.
00:43:45.340 That eased the tension so much. 1.00
00:43:46.800 Because these fucking retards don't get pussy. 1.00
00:43:49.440 Oh, sorry. 1.00
00:43:49.960 W retards. 1.00
00:43:50.840 W retards. 1.00
00:43:51.360 I wouldn't take that you personally.
00:43:52.980 Love you. 0.99
00:43:53.380 Shout out to all the retard incels and autistic schizos in here. 1.00
00:43:56.180 When was the last time you touched a vagina other than your mother's? 1.00
00:43:58.940 Hey, W incels. 1.00
00:44:01.740 W incels.
00:44:04.180 So yeah.
00:44:05.060 And we got $50 from you, Matt.
00:44:06.360 Appreciate you, bro. 1.00
00:44:07.100 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:44:08.200 He says, WMLD and Sneeko still owe me my push-up sticko. 1.00
00:44:12.620 Another 50 push-ups chat.
00:44:13.920 Stop giving attention to this woman.
00:44:15.360 Gym all day, baby. 0.90
00:44:16.320 Ziz, ziz.
00:44:17.000 Ziz.
00:44:17.540 Okay, you're in the gym all day.
00:44:18.840 What's the point of being in the gym all day? 1.00
00:44:20.500 If you're not going to get pussy. 1.00
00:44:21.300 Like, obviously, wait till marriage and everything like that. 1.00
00:44:23.920 But like, bro, like, is that your...
00:44:26.200 Can you even fight with those muscles?
00:44:28.100 Or are you just one of these pretty boys?
00:44:28.960 That's what I'm saying.
00:44:29.580 Don't just be in there lifting weights.
00:44:30.840 Like, what's the point of doing that besides looking yourself in the mirror and then greasing
00:44:33.340 yourself out in a bodybuilding competition and like comparing traps with other men? 1.00
00:44:37.380 Like, that shit is gay. 1.00
00:44:38.220 Yeah. 1.00
00:44:38.580 Okay, but now I do have to do 50 push-ups for that. 0.99
00:44:40.420 But you can...
00:44:40.820 Go ahead.
00:44:41.680 I don't feel like it. 1.00
00:44:42.600 Do it, you faggot. 1.00
00:44:43.560 I don't fucking feel like it. 1.00
00:44:44.900 I just went to the gym today. 0.98
00:44:46.460 I did 50?
00:44:48.600 Do it before I beat you up again. 1.00
00:44:49.860 Bro, you're not going to beat up shit. 1.00
00:44:51.400 I destroyed you in that fight. 1.00
00:44:53.460 Destroyed you. 0.99
00:44:56.000 Do the push-ups. 1.00
00:44:57.200 Bro, whoop your ass on your own street. 1.00
00:44:58.580 Bro, I destroyed you in that fight. 1.00
00:45:00.320 First off, say, oh, you went easy.
00:45:01.760 Let's put the full fight up.
00:45:03.220 We'll let the chat.
00:45:03.860 We watched the whole fight, bro. 0.98
00:45:06.320 We're all in public fucking throwing this, doing windmill punches over there. 0.99
00:45:10.600 Who ran the cleanest shots? 0.98
00:45:12.460 Hey, who's tired?
00:45:14.160 If that was six rounds, man, it's over.
00:45:16.060 Okay.
00:45:16.960 It's over.
00:45:17.480 Okay, 50 push-ups.
00:45:18.120 Two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:45:24.720 All the way down.
00:45:27.060 There you go.
00:45:34.940 20.
00:45:38.840 You guys can't do this.
00:45:42.680 Chat is the biggest.
00:45:44.100 There you go.
00:45:44.620 There you go.
00:45:48.120 And Melty getting hard. 1.00
00:45:49.940 What a faggot ass. 1.00
00:45:55.100 Okay, tell me more. 1.00
00:45:56.200 There you go.
00:45:56.860 Quick break.
00:45:58.960 Quick break. 0.95
00:46:01.680 They're saying gay side-eye. 0.99
00:46:03.760 Registered sex offender is. 0.99
00:46:07.620 Okay, how about this?
00:46:08.540 This is how you went over chat.
00:46:09.380 What's your thoughts on the top H?
00:46:12.980 Top H?
00:46:13.720 Who?
00:46:14.160 Ethan Klein?
00:46:14.640 No, good old Addy. 0.99
00:46:17.500 Addy?
00:46:19.080 Top H?
00:46:19.800 Addy H.
00:46:20.680 Oh.
00:46:21.760 You know?
00:46:23.100 I'm a big World War II fan.
00:46:24.820 Big World War II fan.
00:46:26.140 Big World War II fan?
00:46:27.280 Yeah.
00:46:28.260 Did the right people win in World War II? 0.91
00:46:32.680 Which side would burn all the transgender stuff in the archives? 1.00
00:46:37.300 Boom, book out. 0.93
00:46:39.500 Halfway.
00:46:40.180 Yo, that's crazy.
00:46:42.980 I think the good guys won.
00:46:44.380 Me too.
00:46:45.580 I've been to Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
00:46:51.000 I don't want to get canceled.
00:46:57.900 Keep going.
00:46:59.780 Did you see the girl on Fresh and Fit last night?
00:47:02.260 Yeah. 1.00
00:47:02.860 The fucking Praetorian alien queen? 1.00
00:47:04.800 Yeah. 1.00
00:47:06.000 I saw her at the restaurant.
00:47:07.000 I saw two.
00:47:07.820 Oh.
00:47:08.220 Oh.
00:47:08.580 What were your thoughts on her?
00:47:11.160 Chad, stop being anti-Semitic.
00:47:12.100 We love everybody.
00:47:13.420 We love Jews.
00:47:14.320 I love Aiden.
00:47:15.700 Is Aiden Ross Jew?
00:47:17.160 His name is Ross.
00:47:19.520 Oh, wow.
00:47:20.820 What did you think?
00:47:22.420 I don't know.
00:47:25.420 Okay.
00:47:25.820 React to iSpice?
00:47:26.680 Why do you guys keep saying react to iSpice?
00:47:28.200 What did iSpice do?
00:47:28.980 Let me get a water.
00:47:30.280 Yeah, go ahead, man.
00:47:30.940 It's in the fridge.
00:47:31.540 Appreciate it.
00:47:32.120 I appreciate it.
00:47:35.120 I appreciate it.
00:47:38.580 Chad, what did iSpice do?
00:47:40.860 What are you talking about?
00:47:42.860 Do 10 burpees? 1.00
00:47:44.000 Bro, you're gay for asking me to do burpees on a stream. 1.00
00:47:48.880 Who? 1.00
00:47:53.460 And I think he does herpes.
00:47:55.660 Ha ha.
00:47:56.160 All right.
00:47:56.440 Sorry.
00:47:56.900 Yeah.
00:47:57.380 Yeah. 0.99
00:47:58.520 Isn't it funny how this fucking YouTube beef these people have? 0.98
00:48:01.040 Nah, I love everybody, so I don't have any more beefs. 0.98
00:48:04.820 No, I just think it isn't funny how people have these beefs and get angry.
00:48:10.020 iSpice slander George Floyd?
00:48:12.420 What are you guys talking about?
00:48:13.580 You've been spamming...
00:48:14.820 She didn't do anything.
00:48:21.180 I don't care.
00:48:23.540 You know, by the way, the 50 push-ups did apply to you, but you are wearing a Joker suit,
00:48:27.140 so I'm going to...
00:48:27.620 50 to me?
00:48:28.700 Well, I mean...
00:48:30.140 Nah, he was kind of just talking to me.
00:48:33.120 Yeah.
00:48:33.820 Hey, Olex.
00:48:34.920 Welcome back, Olex.
00:48:35.700 Thank you for the 20, bro.
00:48:36.520 Appreciate you big time.
00:48:38.480 These streams have been fires.
00:48:40.220 Stikita, W Sneeko, W Preston, W Chat, W MLB.
00:48:44.640 MLB.
00:48:45.240 W Jews. 0.99
00:48:46.200 I'm not going to say that because, no, we love everybody, bro.
00:48:48.780 Yeah.
00:48:49.020 Where's Kanye?
00:48:50.420 He's in LA.
00:48:51.660 Ha! 0.89
00:48:51.980 It's late.
00:48:52.620 Okay.
00:48:52.880 But we have a, you know...
00:48:58.700 So what's your goal now that you're here on Rumble?
00:49:01.540 Can't talk about that.
00:49:02.320 My goal here, I want to continue streaming for this year, keep blowing up my Rumble and
00:49:06.880 beat the YouTube cancellation, which I think is working.
00:49:08.580 Yeah.
00:49:08.860 And then go back to making creative videos and pivot into movies eventually.
00:49:13.000 But I want to keep streaming to garner the same audience that I had on YouTube, which
00:49:17.860 is getting pretty close, but...
00:49:19.220 Yeah, yeah.
00:49:20.040 W, good job, Fast KD, 50 done.
00:49:21.840 W Gen W Running. 1.00
00:49:24.920 I'm breathing a little heavy right now.
00:49:26.100 How was the form?
00:49:26.600 Good form?
00:49:27.320 10 out of 10.
00:49:28.060 10 out of 10 form?
00:49:28.720 Very good.
00:49:30.320 Very good.
00:49:33.080 Zena MLD will still sneak over. 1.00
00:49:34.900 Fucking Zena's going to come over here with a blade. 1.00
00:49:37.680 Hey, this is a crazy thing to pull up with to my apartment. 1.00
00:49:42.240 I'm not getting fucking wrong.
00:49:43.340 Why is it so rusty? 0.98
00:49:44.760 From the last guy I killed.
00:49:49.480 One of my fans made that for me.
00:49:50.880 With the rust on it?
00:49:52.580 No.
00:49:53.400 The tetanus I added.
00:49:54.720 That's the MLD, a bonus.
00:49:56.940 So what's your stab form?
00:49:59.220 I want you to sheath it when you show the stab form because I don't want to get knocked out.
00:50:02.420 No, no, no.
00:50:03.100 Just, it depends.
00:50:04.360 If you're fighting somebody with a knife, you know, you fight with your knife hand forward.
00:50:10.500 Right?
00:50:11.220 If you're fighting someone and they don't have a knife, you can put your grappler hand forward.
00:50:15.300 Or you can treat it like boxing.
00:50:16.700 For me, personally, I would just like jab, jab, right straight, jab, jab, right straight.
00:50:21.680 Slice.
00:50:22.280 Because once you start cutting them, it's like the health meter just starts going down, you know? 0.93
00:50:27.540 And a lot of people think like, oh, if this guy has a knife, like I can fucking Krav Maga here. 1.00
00:50:32.420 I'm like, no, you're going to fuck. 1.00
00:50:33.480 If somebody has a knife, you run away. 1.00
00:50:35.280 You know, it's a big, big heads up.
00:50:37.160 I don't have my gun with me.
00:50:38.140 I see that you have your Glock. 0.99
00:50:39.380 I have, I have, my Glock's in Orlando because I don't want to get fucking robbed by some 1.00
00:50:43.260 of these fucking hood ass people here in Miami. 1.00
00:50:45.700 What do you mean hood ass people? 1.00
00:50:47.540 Like, you know. 0.98
00:50:49.560 What race are you talking about specifically?
00:50:52.280 The Whites. 0.93
00:50:54.040 Bruh.
00:50:54.840 Oh my God.
00:50:55.900 Hey, we got another 10.
00:51:01.380 WMLD for the blind dates.
00:51:02.540 Oh, the Preston gave you 10.
00:51:03.500 Thanks, Preston.
00:51:04.260 All right.
00:51:05.240 Hey, I think we'll wrap it up here.
00:51:06.720 I think I enjoy the blind dates.
00:51:07.720 Obviously the, the second girl one. 0.99
00:51:09.640 W stream, W daily streamer every single day chat.
00:51:11.900 Hey, we're switching it up.
00:51:13.000 You guys can't say that this is getting repetitive.
00:51:14.840 We're bringing wild content every single day.
00:51:17.380 So come and make sure to follow the stream right there in the bottom, bottom right.
00:51:21.340 Press follow.
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00:51:23.100 You can join locals, sneego.locals.com for the full stream.
00:51:25.780 Follow modern life dating on YouTube.
00:51:27.980 MLD.
00:51:28.980 Just look up modern life dating and you can follow my Twitter at alpha, alpha male, MLD, alpha,
00:51:36.000 alpha male, MLD.
00:51:37.420 And then hot dude life on Instagram.
00:51:40.420 He has the worst usernames in history besides the YouTube.
00:51:44.060 I'm out of touch.
00:51:45.000 So go subscribe.
00:51:45.680 And we had a great creativity kit call today.
00:51:47.680 Shout out to all the TCK members.
00:51:48.780 Fresh came on and added a lot of value.
00:51:50.480 Would you come on the creativity kit and speak to my network?
00:51:54.020 Yeah, for sure.
00:51:54.720 Yeah, that'd be great.
00:51:55.280 Just like maybe we could figure out a good time to do it, but that'd be, that'd be great.
00:51:58.480 I want, I would have some good questions to ask you.
00:52:01.000 Yeah.
00:52:02.300 Wait, Chad, am I at 230K?
00:52:04.780 Are you?
00:52:05.420 Why are you, why are you guys saying that? 1.00
00:52:06.840 Oh shit. 1.00
00:52:07.580 Okay. 1.00
00:52:07.900 It went up a thousand.
00:52:08.660 So there we go.
00:52:09.320 Boom baby.
00:52:09.640 On the road to 300,000.
00:52:11.200 Want to get to a million followers on it by the end of the year.
00:52:13.280 And thank you for the 50. 0.99
00:52:15.040 Damn. 0.99
00:52:15.640 Huge don't know. 1.00
00:52:16.240 Born again incel.
00:52:17.100 Appreciate you.
00:52:17.640 W MLD Riz.
00:52:18.780 W secret commentary.
00:52:20.060 And W Zena for trolling. 0.99
00:52:23.040 For trolling the schizo chat and thinking you were outside going to fight. 0.99
00:52:26.300 The stream was amazing.
00:52:27.620 W second day two.
00:52:28.520 W press it for the girl. 0.99
00:52:29.840 Please bring Zena.
00:52:30.620 Okay.
00:52:31.480 All right, bro.
00:52:32.020 Appreciate you for the 50. 0.85
00:52:33.680 Hey, shout out to all the autistic schizos. 1.00
00:52:35.520 I'll see you guys tomorrow at 8 p.m.
00:52:37.000 I'm going to go try to spice it up again.
00:52:38.540 I'll figure out what to do.
00:52:39.840 Continue to bring great streams for you guys.
00:52:42.100 Peace out.
00:52:42.560 Shout out to MLD. 1.00
00:52:43.240 That's it.