SNEAKO - February 09, 2022


My new girl finally confronts my ex girl…


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

182.48175

Word Count

1,875

Sentence Count

248

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about Valentine's Day, the worst shoes they've ever worn, and the weirdest things they have ever worn to a date. Also, the boys talk about the worst thing they ve ever done, and they talk about who would win in a fight.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 How about whoever wins in a fight gets to keep all the clothes?
00:00:03.000 Oh my god.
00:00:04.000 It's not worth it. I would just give it to her.
00:00:07.000 Just take it and...
00:00:08.000 Alright, if you think she's gonna win, just say that.
00:00:10.000 No, she can't take it.
00:00:12.000 I'm still boys with the same youth from way back.
00:00:15.000 Way back.
00:00:16.000 So she played tag when...
00:00:21.000 A much bigger penalty now.
00:00:23.000 And I can't enjoy it.
00:00:24.000 Whoa!
00:00:25.000 No!
00:00:26.000 No!
00:00:27.000 No!
00:00:28.000 No!
00:00:29.000 What a joke.
00:00:31.000 Randy!
00:00:33.000 Randy!
00:00:34.000 Randy!
00:00:35.000 Randy!
00:00:36.000 Randy!
00:00:37.000 Randy!
00:00:38.000 Randy!
00:00:39.000 Randy!
00:00:40.000 Randy!
00:00:41.000 Randy!
00:00:42.000 Randy!
00:00:43.000 Randy!
00:00:44.000 Randy!
00:00:45.000 Randy!
00:00:46.000 Randy!
00:00:47.000 Randy!
00:00:48.000 Randy!
00:00:49.000 Randy!
00:00:51.000 You'd think they won based on that.
00:00:53.000 Like, damn, bro.
00:00:54.000 This shit ain't done.
00:00:56.000 No!
00:00:57.000 No!
00:00:58.000 He's here!
00:00:59.000 He's right!
00:01:01.000 No!
00:01:02.000 This you want to try?
00:01:31.680 This is your fault for not taking it out after a year and a half.
00:01:52.800 Maria has an Instagram page called New Again New York where she sells these clothes.
00:01:56.480 Is it an Instagram page?
00:02:00.480 Both of you, Maria always makes fun of my drip and that was Lily's biggest complaint was
00:02:04.620 that I had no drip.
00:02:05.620 We'd be walking outside and I'd be wearing the sweatpants and I could tell she was annoyed
00:02:09.580 to be with me because of my clothes.
00:02:11.600 And Maria, we went on a valentine's date and I wore a hoodie to a valentine's dinner and
00:02:16.360 she got so pissed.
00:02:17.940 But then eventually my drip rubs off on them, you feel what I'm saying?
00:02:22.080 And the drip ends up being on their plate.
00:02:26.220 Can I Venmo you?
00:02:27.220 For what?
00:02:28.220 What do you want to buy?
00:02:29.220 I want to buy one of those.
00:02:31.360 Wait, who, who, what hoodies are these?
00:02:33.360 Stop!
00:02:34.360 I'll check later.
00:02:35.500 Quality?
00:02:36.500 I'll check later.
00:02:37.500 I'll check later.
00:02:38.500 I'll check later.
00:02:39.500 Look what-
00:02:40.500 Are you sure?
00:02:41.500 Because this is long.
00:02:43.460 I'm very stressed out for someone who had their stuff properly stored here for a year
00:02:47.100 and a half.
00:02:48.100 Just saying.
00:02:49.100 Just saying.
00:02:50.100 No, I'm not throwing shit.
00:02:51.100 I'm just saying.
00:02:52.100 Yeah, you could throw it or burn it or whatever the fuck you wanted to play.
00:02:55.200 And you know who didn't burn it or throw it out?
00:02:57.240 You want a medal for it?
00:03:01.440 I'll take a medal if you're handed out medals.
00:03:03.060 I ain't gonna lie.
00:03:04.000 So now that I have both of you here, my girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend, you think we can clear
00:03:08.440 up some allegations?
00:03:10.600 I have a certain nickname that people call me in comments and I was just like, you know,
00:03:13.980 it's just incorrect.
00:03:15.780 So I was wondering if you guys can clear that up.
00:03:17.900 You know what I mean?
00:03:22.100 I'm just like, if you want to clear it, clear anything up.
00:03:25.660 What's the nickname?
00:03:26.660 Yeah.
00:03:27.660 I don't know.
00:03:28.660 I don't know.
00:03:29.660 Read the comments.
00:03:30.660 What's the nickname?
00:03:31.660 You've never read the comments?
00:03:32.660 You've seen.
00:03:33.660 No, I don't read the comments.
00:03:34.660 Lily, you have no idea what I'm talking about?
00:03:35.660 All right.
00:03:36.660 I just wanted to see if you wanted to clear that up.
00:03:37.660 Help.
00:03:38.660 These are the weirdest shoes I've ever seen.
00:03:43.660 I never understood.
00:03:44.660 I should take my socks off.
00:03:45.660 Apparently, I don't have drip because I don't wear these.
00:03:47.660 Yeah.
00:03:48.660 When I need socks, I put them on like if they're still here.
00:03:51.660 You're cute.
00:03:52.660 I'll put them on and then I'll let the toe thing just flop to the side because I don't
00:03:54.980 need to.
00:03:55.980 But what outfit would you wear with like wide pants?
00:03:59.660 Black pants.
00:04:00.660 Black skinny pants or any pants really.
00:04:04.660 I think they would look really good in a fire.
00:04:07.220 Actually, this I like.
00:04:10.580 Do you want this shirt?
00:04:12.500 But it's a good shirt.
00:04:13.500 If you want to try, it's nice.
00:04:14.500 It's simple.
00:04:15.500 Drippy?
00:04:16.500 It's nice.
00:04:17.500 But under your shirt underneath.
00:04:18.500 You don't think it looks good like that?
00:04:19.500 This is how I'm going to go to Valentine's dinner.
00:04:20.500 Yeah.
00:04:21.500 You really want.
00:04:22.500 Haha.
00:04:23.500 Why are you laughing?
00:04:24.500 Because she's laughing.
00:04:28.500 I don't like that you're.
00:04:29.500 Don't bond.
00:04:30.500 Don't.
00:04:31.500 Nice.
00:04:32.500 You sure you don't want to keep that one?
00:04:33.500 No.
00:04:34.500 I'm not keeping it.
00:04:35.500 This one's really cute too.
00:04:36.500 I don't know why girls like busted ass shoes.
00:04:37.500 They're super cool right now like this.
00:04:38.500 See beat up.
00:04:39.500 That's you know that.
00:04:40.500 Look, the shoes is amazing like this now.
00:04:41.500 How about whoever wins in a fight gets to keep all the clothes?
00:04:42.500 Oh my God.
00:04:43.500 It's not worth it.
00:04:44.500 I would just give it to her.
00:04:45.500 Just take it.
00:04:46.500 Alright, if you think she's going to win, just say that.
00:04:47.500 No.
00:04:48.500 She can take it.
00:04:49.500 Why does it have to be a fight?
00:04:50.500 I'm just, that would be a fair way to get, to decide who takes all the clothes.
00:04:53.500 Oh my God.
00:04:54.500 It's not worth it.
00:04:55.500 I would just give it to her.
00:04:56.500 Just take it.
00:04:57.500 Alright, if you think she's going to win, just say that.
00:04:59.500 No.
00:05:00.500 She can take it.
00:05:01.500 Why does it have to be a fight?
00:05:02.500 Why does it have to be a fight?
00:05:03.500 I'm just, that would be a fair way to get, to decide who takes all the clothes.
00:05:07.500 She's gifting it to me.
00:05:09.500 If you slug it out though.
00:05:10.500 You see how twisted he's got.
00:05:12.500 This guy.
00:05:13.500 You're so coyote.
00:05:15.500 La concha tu tu madre.
00:05:19.500 I see.
00:05:20.500 Hijo ser pinche madre.
00:05:23.500 That's that right?
00:05:24.500 No.
00:05:25.500 Oh, how'd you say it?
00:05:26.500 Wait, what's the other one?
00:05:27.500 Then you say,
00:05:28.500 Ay, ay, ay, mamburo lavaroso.
00:05:31.500 What?
00:05:32.500 I said that wrong?
00:05:33.500 No, that's right.
00:05:34.500 That's right.
00:05:35.500 That's what I always say.
00:05:36.500 Wait, that's it?
00:05:37.500 This bag is-
00:05:38.500 There's no more stuff?
00:05:39.500 No.
00:05:40.500 So this apartment is mine now?
00:05:42.500 Damn, you know how crazy it's going to be to have my own apartment without other
00:05:45.500 people's stuff in here?
00:05:46.500 That's crazy, bro.
00:05:47.500 I never thought this day would come.
00:05:49.500 Look at him go.
00:05:52.500 They're bonding.
00:05:55.500 Two women in the wild.
00:05:57.500 Bonding.
00:05:58.500 Stop it, Nicola.
00:05:59.500 Nicola.
00:06:00.500 Oh, okay.
00:06:01.500 Now-
00:06:02.500 Yo, cut that part out.
00:06:04.500 Cut that part out.
00:06:05.500 Don't cut that shit out.
00:06:06.500 Which one?
00:06:07.500 Yeah, it does.
00:06:08.500 The skeleton.
00:06:09.500 How much is it?
00:06:10.500 For you?
00:06:11.500 Ah, this is the only one.
00:06:12.500 Yeah, for you I'll do-
00:06:13.500 Yes, this one is the shit.
00:06:16.500 We can do 120.
00:06:17.500 Sorry?
00:06:18.500 115.
00:06:19.500 I already opened it.
00:06:20.500 So, 115.
00:06:21.500 Yeah.
00:06:22.500 No.
00:06:23.500 She thought that was slick.
00:06:24.500 She thought that was cool.
00:06:25.500 Delicioso.
00:06:26.500 I'm trying to keep it together, but this is a weird situation.
00:06:48.500 This is obviously a strange situation.
00:06:51.500 I think I'm handling it well, right?
00:06:53.500 Yeah, W man right here.
00:06:54.500 I'm a W man right here.
00:06:55.500 You're not supposed to wear shoes inside the house.
00:06:57.500 You know that.
00:06:58.500 This is a lot of shoes.
00:06:59.500 Yeah, but I wear that outside too.
00:07:01.500 I can't even see you right now.
00:07:05.500 Okay, everyone, you ready to do the mukbang?
00:07:07.500 Uh-huh.
00:07:08.500 We're going to answer 20 questions.
00:07:09.500 Okay, so boxers or briefs?
00:07:11.500 Oh shoot, I forgot something in the bathroom.
00:07:12.500 Alright.
00:07:13.500 Let me stop.
00:07:14.500 Man, light skin shit on YouTube does not work, bro.
00:07:18.500 It's not TikTok.
00:07:19.500 Alright, so my question is, what is the worst experience you had throughout your eight to
00:07:24.500 nine years of YouTube?
00:07:26.500 Probably just the cloud chasing.
00:07:29.500 Cloud chasing?
00:07:30.500 Yeah, eventually, because you try to get more male audience, right?
00:07:34.500 Men are weird, bro.
00:07:35.500 Men are weird?
00:07:36.500 Men are weird.
00:07:37.500 Girls aren't weird in public.
00:07:38.500 They'll be nervous and cutesy when they reckon they're like, hee hee, oh my god.
00:07:42.500 Guys will just sit down and then start talking to you like you know them.
00:07:46.500 Because they think of you as your friend watching all your videos.
00:07:49.500 So I'll be sitting alone at a restaurant with my hoodie up and someone sits across from
00:07:52.500 me.
00:07:53.500 And then he's like, yo, can you do me a favor?
00:07:55.500 I'm like, what?
00:07:56.500 He's like, can you take a picture of me?
00:07:57.500 My phone's fucked up.
00:07:58.500 My phone's fucked up.
00:07:59.500 So already I know his phone isn't fucked up.
00:08:01.500 He just wants me to take a picture of my phone and send it to him so that he gets my
00:08:04.500 content.
00:08:05.500 He gets my number.
00:08:06.500 He's like, alright, fine.
00:08:07.500 So I keep eating and I'm like, yeah, after I eat.
00:08:09.500 And then he stays sitting there and then goes into a whole conversation like, yo, I was
00:08:13.500 at this comedy club and when you sit really close and you don't realize how close you are,
00:08:16.500 I'm like, I don't know you.
00:08:18.500 I don't fucking need to talk to you.
00:08:20.500 And so I step outside and leave and then he's following me.
00:08:23.500 And he's like, yo, can we take a picture?
00:08:25.500 Can we take a picture?
00:08:26.500 I'm like, alright.
00:08:27.500 So he takes his phone out and I know he's capping about the thing.
00:08:29.500 So I just hit the reverse camera thing to see and it's working.
00:08:32.500 So I'm like, okay.
00:08:33.500 I proved it.
00:08:34.500 And then he's like, okay, taking the picture.
00:08:36.500 But he's acting like he doesn't know how to take a picture.
00:08:38.500 He takes a picture of his feet.
00:08:39.500 He's like, oh, I don't know how to do this.
00:08:40.500 And he's like, no, his feet.
00:08:41.500 No, for real.
00:08:42.500 For real.
00:08:43.500 Of his feet.
00:08:44.500 And then he takes a selfie, but he's like, it's just him.
00:08:45.500 And I'm standing off the side.
00:08:46.500 He does it like this.
00:08:47.500 He's like, I don't know how to do it.
00:08:49.500 Like trying to get me to take it.
00:08:50.500 I'm like, I'm like, just take the picture.
00:08:51.500 And then I'm leaving.
00:08:52.500 I'm walking away.
00:08:53.500 Now I'm tight.
00:08:54.500 Like I'm trying not to be tight to like men in public, but now I'm tight.
00:08:56.500 And then he's following my bro.
00:08:58.500 Don't follow me.
00:08:59.500 I'm like, go away.
00:09:00.500 Now.
00:09:01.500 I wasn't wanting to get in Bushwick, bro.
00:09:02.500 Do it.
00:09:03.500 Niggas found a corny, bro.
00:09:04.500 Now niggas getting sturdy.
00:09:06.500 All that game.
00:09:07.500 Study on take time.
00:09:08.500 All that extra shit.
00:09:09.500 And now nobody on my dick no more.
00:09:11.500 But how I have, it took me a minute to build my shit.
00:09:14.500 It took me like what?
00:09:15.500 Like maybe five, six months doing straight light skin shit.
00:09:19.500 I promise you.
00:09:20.500 That wasn't me.
00:09:21.500 I was getting views over that.
00:09:22.500 And I was getting bitches.
00:09:23.500 Let me see one of those light skinned videos.
00:09:25.500 You keep talking about them, but I have no.
00:09:26.500 Ah, bro.
00:09:27.500 You're going to be like, nah, what the fuck?
00:09:28.500 I know exactly what they are, but I need to see it from my own.
00:09:31.500 He's going to be like.
00:09:35.500 Nah, bro.
00:09:40.500 That shit worked.
00:09:41.500 That ain't going up.
00:09:42.500 That shit did it with her.
00:09:45.500 Top five.
00:09:46.500 Top five.
00:09:47.500 Top five.
00:09:48.500 Top five.
00:09:49.500 Top five.
00:09:50.500 TikTok is just being light skinned, huh?
00:09:51.500 That as is.
00:09:52.500 That's the thing.
00:09:53.500 I'm not going to.
00:09:54.500 I mean.
00:09:55.500 I'm a little cool now.
00:09:56.500 Tell me.
00:09:57.500 How do you get bitches from TikTok?
00:09:58.500 I never.
00:09:59.500 I heard people talk about that, but it makes me jealous.
00:10:00.500 Like.
00:10:01.500 DM me or some shit.
00:10:02.500 They do a duet or something.
00:10:03.500 Nah.
00:10:04.500 They be DMing me, bro.
00:10:05.500 That is how, like, I got my girl attention.
00:10:06.500 From TikTok?
00:10:07.500 Yeah.
00:10:08.500 Cause she a TikTok too.
00:10:09.500 I don't know.
00:10:10.500 Yeah.
00:10:11.500 Maybe I should get TikTok.
00:10:12.500 I'm telling you.
00:10:13.500 I'm telling you.
00:10:14.500 I'm telling you.
00:10:15.500 I'm telling you.