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00:00:00.000 Look at you right now.

00:00:00.840 I already feel alive regardless.

00:00:01.660 You feel alive right now?

00:00:02.660 Nah, it makes me feel a lot better.

00:00:03.960 How do you feel?

00:00:04.480 It makes you feel a lot better.

00:00:05.640 Why does it make you feel better?

00:00:07.360 Because it's not sober.

00:00:08.920 It's not sober.

00:00:11.200 Who the hell wants to be sober?

00:00:12.360 Nobody wants to be sober anymore.

00:00:13.640 I think that's why I'm fine.

00:00:15.080 Runnin' up bands like Wall Street feds

00:00:17.000 in my case, you call me Lil. 1.00

00:00:18.760 Damn, damn, my child, my name. 1.00

00:00:20.440 What a shame, smell like Lil, Lil. 1.00

00:00:22.720 Been a long time since the Yachting

00:00:24.040 next to say that I make up zero.

00:00:25.760 It's Dominican, girl.

00:00:26.880 Man, I just see that plot. 1.00

00:00:28.240 Bitch, come show up here. 1.00

00:00:29.880 Come on, they're selling health insurance. 1.00

00:00:31.840 Why are the health insurance lines

00:00:33.480 the longest at the fair, bro?

00:00:35.000 Please, please.

00:00:36.400 That's the least fun thing here, bro.

00:00:38.600 One pump is $5.

00:00:39.920 Where did you get your training?

00:00:40.840 Uh, it's actually no training.

00:00:42.600 YouTube tutorials?

00:00:45.600 You're gonna make two wishes.

00:00:46.600 Give one for yourself and tell me.

00:00:48.360 I wanna hit a million subscribers by the end of the day.

00:00:51.080 You're not gonna die of tragedy or sickness,

00:00:53.040 but of natural losses.

00:00:54.360 A lot of people have been taking advantage

00:00:56.200 of your kindness.

00:00:58.160 We just had a conversation about that yesterday.

00:00:59.960 You are tired.

00:01:01.120 I'm tired.

00:01:01.960 What am I tired of?

00:01:03.120 I'm trying to move forward

00:01:04.320 and feel like you're going in the same place.

00:01:06.360 That's all I can tell you is my $5 special.

00:01:08.360 What up?

00:01:09.280 Oh, would you make rap?

00:01:10.280 I'm a very good music artist.

00:01:12.480 Can you spit something?

00:01:14.320 Let's hear it, let's hear it.

00:01:15.280 They call me Rich Custoway Specialist Dollar Signs.

00:01:18.960 You know, I'm just chilling, doing what I do.

00:01:20.840 Okay.

00:01:21.400 Penny all the way on my feet.

00:01:22.320 You see the pennies?

00:01:23.200 Okay.

00:01:23.960 Just came home, did a 10-year bid.

00:01:26.400 Welcome home.

00:01:27.000 Nah, nah, nah.

00:01:27.480 You already know, my guy.

00:01:28.280 Welcome home, bro.

00:01:29.320 Fresh on the beat, man, top of the morning, stretching my neck, just stretching and yarning.

00:01:34.120 Look on my iPhone, everyone's calling.

00:01:36.520 Rich Custoway Specialist, you're balling.

00:01:38.920 O'dong, maselly, turn on the telly, in a ton of jelly.

00:01:42.120 Wing, gig, park, Brooklyn off, meet the boat.

00:01:44.400 Listen.

00:01:45.120 What?

00:01:46.120 Why?

00:01:47.120 Why?

00:01:48.120 Just bouncing.

00:01:49.120 Flatbush Ave, Jiminy Jazz, Rocker Muffins.

00:01:52.120 Dollar Signs.

00:01:53.120 Dollar Signs, bro.

00:01:54.120 He had no reason to snap like that just now, bro.

00:01:57.120 We gotta link up.

00:01:59.120 We can do professional jobs.

00:02:01.120 For sure, bro.

00:02:02.120 I'm gonna post this on YouTube. 0.99

00:02:03.120 Let's see if they fuck with it. 1.00

00:02:04.120 I know they're gonna fuck with it. 1.00

00:02:05.120 You're gonna see the comments. 0.99

00:02:06.120 Yeah, bro.

00:02:07.120 I'm on Facebook, Rich Cures.

00:02:09.120 Rich Cures on Facebook, for sure.

00:02:11.120 I did not expect that.

00:02:13.120 Now I'm late.

00:02:14.120 I'm late.

00:02:15.120 I'm waiting.

00:02:16.120 What up, Down Bad Podcast?

00:02:17.120 Why you took so long, bro?

00:02:18.120 Bro, there was just a Jamaican dude who just started rapping.

00:02:20.120 He was like, yo, I just came home for 10 years, bro.

00:02:22.120 You gotta hear me rap, bro.

00:02:23.120 You gotta hear me rap.

00:02:24.120 Okay, one song.

00:02:25.120 It turned into three songs, but my fault.

00:02:27.120 You always seem guilty every time I see you with, like, a Gabe side hoe. 1.00

00:02:30.120 It's like, you have a little bit of guilty conscience.

00:02:32.120 This ain't no side hoe. 1.00

00:02:33.120 Potentially, you know, the second girlfriend. 0.99

00:02:36.120 Podcast with Fresh and Fit.

00:02:37.120 I feel like their advice is very one-dimensional, right?

00:02:41.120 It's just like, yo, make money, be a bunch of bag, 1.00

00:02:44.120 and, you know, bitches come back. 1.00

00:02:47.120 That's the very, like, 2022 girl advice is like being an entrepreneur, CEO, everything. 0.99

00:02:51.120 But the difference is everyone looks up to Patrice.

00:02:53.120 Everyone, like, in that sphere.

00:02:54.120 The difference between someone like Patrice in Fresh and Fit is Patrice knew how to be funny and charming. 0.99

00:02:59.120 Yeah.

00:03:00.120 These guys don't even know.

00:03:01.120 They're not even showing that, oh, you need to charm women.

00:03:03.120 It's just like, if you have a lot of money, they'll come to you.

00:03:05.120 Right.

00:03:06.120 And you'll have options.

00:03:07.120 Right.

00:03:08.120 So you're only perpetuating shallow relationships.

00:03:09.120 Right.

00:03:10.120 There's no substantial relationship that you're going to build.

00:03:12.120 There's no emotion.

00:03:13.120 Absolutely none.

00:03:14.120 And it's like unfulfilling.

00:03:15.120 Yeah.

00:03:16.120 To me, that's like an unfulfilling relationship.

00:03:18.120 An unfulfilling life.

00:03:19.120 Yeah, it is.

00:03:20.120 But they're giving advice for men who need to get out of the simp phase. 0.98

00:03:23.120 They're not giving advice about how to maintain relationships with your annoying-ass girl. 1.00

00:03:26.120 I don't know. 0.98

00:03:27.120 Sometimes I feel like the people that watch them are also just like very hateful towards women in life.

00:03:32.120 Well, there's a reason why.

00:03:33.120 I mean, it's justified.

00:03:35.120 But do you really don't think that they're trying to emasculate the world and take away what it means to be a man?

00:03:40.120 A man?

00:03:41.120 In this day and age, bro, they're trying to live like kings in the modern age.

00:03:47.120 So yes, they're trying to take away the essence of a man.

00:03:49.120 And I think in this day and age, the definition has shifted away.

00:03:54.120 Has moved away.

00:03:55.120 Now there's no more- people don't even want to assign gender roles anymore. 1.00

00:03:58.120 People think it's unfair the power that men and women have. 1.00

00:04:01.120 So they're trying to take it away and now everything is equal. 1.00

00:04:03.120 Now you have shit like trans inmates impregnating two girls in the female prison because there's a trans guy in there. 1.00

00:04:09.120 And the men are destroying every single category in the Olympics because of trans men competing as women. 1.00

00:04:14.120 This shit's bullshit. 1.00

00:04:15.120 We're trying to act like there's a difference between gender and sex when obviously there's none. 1.00

00:04:20.120 You're born a man or you're born a woman. 0.98

00:04:22.120 You can dress up and do whatever pronouns you want.

00:04:24.120 But it is what it is, man.

00:04:26.120 Like men and women are different and it's not going to change. 0.96

00:04:29.120 Word.

00:04:30.120 You don't agree?

00:04:31.120 So yeah, they're built different, bro.

00:04:33.120 So you do agree?

00:04:34.120 Yeah, I agree.

00:04:35.120 That's what they call- you know how many times I've been called an abuser, harasser, incel, bully?

00:04:40.120 Like just- just asking questions.

00:04:42.120 Just being myself.

00:04:43.120 Just being who I am.

00:04:44.120 You know how many- I've dealt with predator.

00:04:46.120 I've been sued for everything.

00:04:48.120 At the beginning of one of your videos, she's like, oh yeah, I feel bullied right now.

00:04:52.120 She said, you're bullying and abusing me. 0.85

00:04:53.120 Would that have been said to a woman or a gay man? 0.98

00:04:56.120 Would she ever say you're bullying and abusing me to a woman? 1.00

00:04:59.120 I think it's also your demeanor sometimes.

00:05:01.120 My demeanor as a- as a straight man.

00:05:04.120 No, I'm not a liar.

00:05:05.120 I'm not a liar. 0.99

00:05:06.120 In that- in that like video, I think she was totally out of pocket for saying some shit like that. 0.98

00:05:12.120 Cause I- I think you almost came off pretty nicely. 0.97

00:05:14.120 I was being respectful to her.

00:05:15.120 But sometimes-

00:05:16.120 I was being respectful.

00:05:17.120 Bro, sometimes the way you come off is a little aggressive.

00:05:21.120 So what, bro?

00:05:22.120 People don't know how to deal with a little aggressiveness, a little abrasiveness.

00:05:26.120 If you can't handle that, then like you're not ready for conversations.

00:05:29.120 They sat down for the conversation.

00:05:31.120 They can leave whatever they want.

00:05:32.120 Yeah.

00:05:33.120 When do I ever like just show up and start berating people?

00:05:35.120 Even then, they- you guys consider aggressiveness asking straightforward questions and not catering

00:05:40.120 to your feelings. 0.98

00:05:41.120 Everyone nowadays is so used to having conversations where you validate the bullshit that they're 0.99

00:05:45.120 saying instead of challenging it. 0.97

00:05:46.120 So you- they- a lot of people think challenging is being aggressive.

00:05:49.120 When I'm just trying to have an honest conversation.

00:05:51.120 No, I don't think that's true.

00:05:52.120 I think- I think people should learn to agree to disagree.

00:05:57.120 Nowadays, they think that you're harassing or attacking them if you disagree.

00:06:00.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:01.120 If their opinion- if they don't feel validated like, my beliefs- if they don't feel that-

00:06:05.120 Right.

00:06:06.120 Then you're- the- huh?

00:06:07.120 You- you- you- it's okay that I don't agree with you.

00:06:10.120 Right, right.

00:06:11.120 It's okay- you'll be- you'll be fine. 0.99

00:06:13.120 So that's why I hate women, basically. 1.00

00:06:14.120 Oh, okay. 0.99

00:06:15.120 Right, we can agree to disagree, but your opinion is wrong and mine's right.

00:06:18.120 Well, no, because there's no right or wrong opinion.

00:06:21.120 Mine is the right one.

00:06:22.120 No, no, no, no.

00:06:23.120 Yours is just an opinion.

00:06:24.120 The fact is, women are just wrong. 1.00

00:06:27.120 You can't- it's just no dispute in that.

00:06:31.120 It's just true.

00:06:32.120 What are they right about?

00:06:33.120 Uh, they are- okay.

00:06:34.120 Oh, we not gonna do this.

00:06:36.120 Well, what do you mean we're not gonna do this?

00:06:38.120 We're here to do a podcast.

00:06:39.120 Let's do a podcast, right?

00:06:40.120 No, no, no.

00:06:41.120 You gonna avoid a conversation on a podcast? 1.00

00:06:43.120 Man, get the fuck- 1.00

00:06:45.120 I'm gonna pause this question. 0.99

00:06:46.120 People can't even say what they really think because it's like- even the question- answering

00:06:50.120 a question is- no matter what, you're gonna get in hot water.

00:06:53.120 Top of the morning.

00:06:54.120 Number nine.

00:06:55.120 Since she ain't been to the west side.

00:06:57.120 Telecom bro, that's my block.

00:06:59.120 Get turned.

00:07:00.120 That's what it gets like.

00:07:01.120 I got love for my bros.

00:07:02.120 Rendering the Patreon two-hour version right now.

00:07:05.120 I'm feeling- eh.

00:07:06.120 Packaging quality stuff.

00:07:07.120 It's a little late.

00:07:08.120 Um, I won't go into details about why.

00:07:10.120 It was just a little late.

00:07:11.120 You know, sometimes people- you give them your computer.

00:07:13.120 Oh, don't you-

00:07:14.120 And if you're logged into Instagram, you know, you could do that instead of go to Shopify.

00:07:18.120 It's fine.

00:07:19.120 You wanna go to Staten Island?

00:07:20.120 Let's go, watch your old hood.

00:07:21.120 Maybe you'll see Pete Davidson, your best friend.

00:07:23.120 Yeah, you know how naive she was?

00:07:24.120 Like, she saw pictures of Pete Davidson and Kim K when Kim K first started being a thot 1.00

00:07:28.120 and cheating on her husband. 1.00

00:07:29.120 Cheating?

00:07:30.120 And you know what she was like? 0.96

00:07:31.120 Yeah, this is naive women. 1.00

00:07:32.120 She was like-

00:07:33.120 They're just friends.

00:07:34.120 No.

00:07:35.120 I don't even think that- they're just friends.

00:07:36.120 They're just hanging out at the beach together.

00:07:37.120 Pete Davidson and Kim K just like each other for their company.

00:07:40.120 What would Kim K talk about that's more interesting than sex? 0.99

00:07:43.120 What the fuck is Kim Kardashian gonna talk about? 1.00

00:07:45.120 Her life. 1.00

00:07:46.120 Like, it's not already documented for 15 season in a show.

00:07:49.120 Like, there's nothing she can say that we don't know.

00:07:51.120 And just remember, if you let your girlfriend go on your laptop, sign out of Instagram.

00:07:56.120 Okay, fine.

00:07:57.120 You know what?

00:07:58.120 You know what?

00:07:59.120 She says it's not fair because- no, I did look through her phone before.

00:08:00.120 That's fair.

00:08:01.120 I have looked through her phone.

00:08:02.120 I'm admitting it right on camera.

00:08:04.120 Did I get mad about anything I saw on your phone?

00:08:06.120 Because you didn't find anything.

00:08:07.120 I found things.

00:08:08.120 No, you didn't.

00:08:09.120 You know why?

00:08:10.120 Because it does not make any- men know this.

00:08:12.120 It doesn't- you cannot bring it up.

00:08:14.120 We do it for ourselves.

00:08:15.120 Not as a vindictive reason. 0.99

00:08:17.120 Even if I did, I would not have said shit. 0.99

00:08:20.120 Men don't- come on, bro. 1.00

00:08:21.120 We know better.

00:08:22.120 You snoop for us.

00:08:23.120 Bro, you gotta back up, game.

00:08:24.120 Man, I'm 25 going to parties, bro.

00:08:26.120 You got your party fit on?

00:08:27.120 No.

00:08:28.120 Oh, you got the merch.

00:08:29.120 Okay, see what you say?

00:08:30.120 Yeah, feel me?

00:08:31.120 Yeah.

00:08:32.120 It's a business trip.

00:08:33.120 Yeah, business trip. 1.00

00:08:34.120 Write this shit off, bro. 1.00

00:08:35.120 That's what happens when you turn 25. 1.00

00:08:36.120 You gotta start networking instead of partying so that you don't feel like you're a loser.

00:08:40.120 Shorts to a party?

00:08:41.120 Tells me I don't care about them.

00:08:42.120 This is what you get.

00:08:43.120 Get me at my worst.

00:08:44.120 You don't deserve me at my best.

00:08:45.120 Tell me that. 1.00

00:08:46.120 So you just get a dress like shit so that they don't deserve you? 1.00

00:08:49.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:50.120 So you don't need- you're not even gonna be likable?

00:08:51.120 Nah, bro.

00:08:52.120 I don't auto-bust, bro.

00:08:53.120 You don't want me to look like a predator, man. 0.88

00:08:55.120 Like a hell. 0.99

00:08:56.120 You look more like a predator, bro. 1.00

00:08:57.120 You look like a pedophile trying to hide him with the kids, bro. 1.00

00:09:00.120 I'm just at soccer practice. 0.99

00:09:01.120 Nah, I'm 29.

00:09:02.120 Me and my gang.

00:09:03.120 Two Glocks. 0.99

00:09:04.120 One on the left side of my crotch, one on the right. 1.00

00:09:06.120 I need to get a mortgage and shit, man. 0.99

00:09:09.120 So Youngville and Don Louie are dropping their album and I'm going to the album release party, 0.99

00:09:14.120 AKA a house party at the college I used to go to before I dropped out after two years.

00:09:19.120 Quick little plug. 1.00

00:09:20.120 I'll give you that.

00:09:21.120 Come on.

00:09:22.120 It's gonna be all platforms, feel me?

00:09:23.120 Youngville, you know what I'm saying?

00:09:24.120 I'll be waiting for a year.

00:09:25.120 And I spray. 1.00

00:09:26.120 Fuck the COVID mandate. 1.00

00:09:27.120 Take your bitch to my crib. 1.00

00:09:28.120 That's a mandate. 1.00

00:09:29.120 Fuck her. 1.00

00:09:30.120 Fuck a woman. 1.00

00:09:31.120 Ain't no dinner. 1.00

00:09:32.120 I'm a winner.

00:09:33.120 You the sinner. 1.00

00:09:34.120 You a liar. 1.00

00:09:35.120 I'm the... 0.99

00:09:36.120 I'm the truth. 1.00

00:09:37.120 White bitches with my dick. 1.00

00:09:39.120 It's a vape now. 1.00

00:09:40.120 College party and you know that she go way down. 1.00

00:09:43.120 She go way down. 1.00

00:09:44.120 Suck in on my dick. 1.00

00:09:46.120 I don't fuck her if she pull in until fuck the click. 1.00

00:09:49.120 This is that. 1.00

00:09:50.120 The Musa B-roll. 0.81

00:09:51.120 Of Long Island, New York.

00:09:53.120 And a call for the theme I pull, ah.

00:09:55.120 And the peckum peckum peckum peckum.

00:09:56.120 Yeah, it's like that, right?

00:09:57.120 Do your UK drill real quick. 0.99

00:09:59.120 Got some cum pits in peckum. 1.00

00:10:01.120 And I shank you with the knife. 1.00

00:10:03.120 And he pull with the shank and the peckum. 0.97

00:10:05.120 This spot is lit, right?

00:10:06.120 Nah.

00:10:07.120 Ain't nobody here yet, bro.

00:10:09.120 I'm because you didn't come pick us up.

00:10:12.120 I'm supposed to come pick yad niggas up. 1.00

00:10:14.120 Bro, what the fuck? 1.00

00:10:15.120 Stop reporting, nigga. 1.00

00:10:16.120 This is what I mean. 1.00

00:10:18.120 When I say I'm getting too old for this fucking shit, bro. 1.00

00:10:21.120 Too old for this fucking shit. 1.00

00:10:23.120 Sometimes, like, you gotta grow up, bro. 1.00

00:10:26.120 You should be trying now.

00:10:28.120 I wanna know that, buddy.

00:10:29.120 Love your mom so much.

00:10:31.120 Bro.

00:10:32.120 You should be doing better things with your time.

00:10:34.120 Yeah, bro.

00:10:35.120 Bro, you just came.

00:10:36.120 For like, what?

00:10:37.120 Two minutes, bro. 1.00

00:10:38.120 You tripping over shit. 1.00

00:10:39.120 I know, so it's time to turn up, yeah? 1.00

00:10:40.120 Yes.

00:10:41.120 Alright.

00:10:42.120 Then let's turn up, then.

00:10:56.120 Now a day is where my life's feeling extra real.

00:10:58.120 Comes naturally.

00:10:59.120 And full of sex appeal. 0.57

00:11:00.120 All my family doing. 1.00

00:11:01.120 I'm too old for this shit, bro. 1.00

00:11:05.120 Put up steel beams instead of wood beams. 1.00

00:11:07.120 It's going.

00:11:09.120 Bush did 9-11.

00:11:10.120 Bush did 9-11.

00:11:11.120 Bush did 9-11.

00:11:12.120 Bush did 9-11.

00:11:13.120 The Jews did 9- 1.00

00:11:14.120 Jews are- 0.94

00:11:15.120 They're good, but they're-

00:11:16.120 I-I don't have anything to say about the Jews.

00:11:18.120 I-I-I one time pooped my pants in fifth grade and didn't tell the teacher

00:11:23.120 and I cleaned it up by myself and the coach never knew, but he had to clean the field hockey

00:11:28.120 uniform because I pooped in it.

00:11:30.120 This is your chance to get it out.

00:11:31.120 Let's go look through my phone three times.

00:11:35.120 But did I get mad about it?

00:11:37.120 Did I bring it up?

00:11:38.120 No.

00:11:39.120 Did I make it a problem?

00:11:40.120 No.

00:11:41.120 Did she make it a problem when she looked through my phone?

00:11:44.120 Yeah.

00:11:45.120 That's maturity, Snoop.

00:11:47.120 And keep it a secret.

My own subscribers trolled me out of 1 million subscribers.

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