SNEAKO - April 28, 2022


Picking Up Girls with 1 Million Subs!


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

194.66667

Word Count

2,117

Sentence Count

251

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 There are so many people making Minecraft videos, why would anyone watch yours?
00:00:21.320 And this is so true, and people never get it through their head.
00:00:25.120 They think just because it's a game, people will watch them play it.
00:00:28.020 You have to be entertaining.
00:00:30.000 The video has to be in good quality.
00:00:31.500 The commentary has got to be enjoyable.
00:00:33.500 It's got to be welcoming.
00:00:34.620 You have to have it so that's an attractive video.
00:00:36.620 For a decade, I've been saying quality, bro.
00:00:38.520 You got to be quality, bro, since 2013, man.
00:00:42.860 It's not just merch, bro.
00:00:44.560 That's my life, bro.
00:00:46.960 Make 10 quality videos that take time, B.
00:00:50.300 These fucking trolls, bro.
00:00:52.380 Now, you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it.
00:00:54.820 I don't give a fuck, bro.
00:00:56.180 You got to be quality!
00:00:57.920 What'd I say?
00:00:58.780 But your Call of Duty videos is trash, bro.
00:01:02.860 Since 2013, you shit garbage, bro.
00:01:04.900 Step your game up.
00:01:05.780 Look where we at, bro.
00:01:07.340 This was 100 subscriber advice.
00:01:10.080 Be realistic.
00:01:11.220 For damn near a decade.
00:01:12.740 Peep the date.
00:01:13.780 December 2013.
00:01:15.460 It's 2022.
00:01:16.880 Oh my god, bro.
00:01:20.000 Suck my dick, trolls, bro.
00:01:21.380 I don't give a fuck.
00:01:22.460 You can't stop me, bro.
00:01:23.440 What else you got, bro?
00:01:25.680 Do it again.
00:01:26.360 Do it 10 more times.
00:01:27.340 Like, don't give a fuck.
00:01:29.560 We're not stopping.
00:01:30.560 I got to work out on him with a lot more effort in this video.
00:01:34.460 This guy's a jerk.
00:01:35.520 Now, you got one or two options.
00:01:37.260 You can either get better or get dropkicked.
00:01:39.360 This boy's hot shit.
00:01:41.240 But he confident.
00:01:42.240 He put his feelings out there.
00:01:44.360 It's gonna be it.
00:01:45.100 I'm for the lazy commentator.
00:01:46.720 Go ahead and say it.
00:01:47.600 I'm a hater.
00:01:48.600 Give it up.
00:01:49.200 You're getting to get dominated.
00:01:50.900 There was a lot of haters from the beginning.
00:01:53.060 Like, there was a lot of, like, I had a lot of racist people.
00:01:55.220 Like, I was young.
00:01:56.040 I was doing this shit for, I was, like, before I hit puberty, I was, like, squeaking in the mic.
00:01:59.760 I was, like, learning about myself.
00:02:01.120 Like, I really grew up.
00:02:02.360 I really, my whole fucking life is on this channel, bro.
00:02:05.420 And a lot of you are still here.
00:02:07.340 A lot of you are still here.
00:02:08.660 And you saw me grow up.
00:02:09.500 Like, this is 2014.
00:02:11.880 That's eight years ago.
00:02:13.680 That's how long I've been doing YouTube.
00:02:15.120 Like, most of my life now at this point, most of my life has died.
00:02:19.080 Like, most of the time that I have memories is on YouTube.
00:02:22.020 It's on this specific channel.
00:02:23.880 I haven't deleted it.
00:02:25.040 A lot of people have, like, privated their old videos and shit.
00:02:27.280 I'm playing this shit from fucking eight years ago.
00:02:30.200 I didn't delete it.
00:02:31.000 Like, there's a lot of shit that you could watch and, like, get canceled for.
00:02:34.260 Fuck it.
00:02:35.020 I'm keeping it all up because that's me.
00:02:37.700 This is the place that I learned how to express myself.
00:02:39.940 This is the place, like, where I learned how to, like, get out of my shell.
00:02:43.860 And having, like, the reception from, like, this is where, like, I started feeling like I was understood.
00:02:49.080 And this was the biggest dream.
00:02:50.540 Like, YouTube, I just started it because it was a way to express myself.
00:02:53.500 To get to this point was just, like, back then when I was making this video, if you told me I was going to hit a million subscribers, like, I would not have believed you.
00:03:02.960 It's literally documented proof.
00:03:06.640 I was, like, fucking out of my mind that 100 people subscribed, bro.
00:03:12.160 I was making advice on how to get to 100 subscribers.
00:03:16.760 That's how much it meant to me to have my voice heard.
00:03:19.720 To say something and have people laugh and think and resonate and fuck with me.
00:03:24.060 Because I, I, that's an incredible thing that YouTube has allowed me to do.
00:03:29.740 Nah, fuck it, bro.
00:03:30.400 I'm counting it, bro.
00:03:31.340 Congratulations.
00:03:33.940 No!
00:03:38.960 Stop playing with this man!
00:03:40.780 Play this out!
00:03:41.120 Stop playing with him!
00:03:42.100 Play this out!
00:03:42.980 Stop playing!
00:03:43.680 I don't want to get copyrighted, bro.
00:03:45.240 Fuck that shit.
00:03:45.780 I don't want to hear no music, bro.
00:03:47.400 I just want to look at this shit, man.
00:03:48.900 I just said, toast motherfuckin' come back next year with the whole fucking gang.
00:03:55.460 Ain't nobody in the town.
00:04:00.580 Thank you, Chad, man.
00:04:01.740 Thank you for being here with me for this, bro.
00:04:04.560 I love y'all, bro.
00:04:08.620 Talk to him, bro.
00:04:09.500 How you feeling?
00:04:10.260 What's up?
00:04:11.800 Just to look like this, it took a long time, bro.
00:04:14.140 It took a long time to look like this, bro.
00:04:16.020 Like, I really, I did that shit.
00:04:19.580 I really did it.
00:04:21.800 I did it.
00:04:22.600 You did it.
00:04:23.820 You did it.
00:04:24.800 I'm looking at you.
00:04:25.600 I'm looking at me, but I'm looking at you.
00:04:27.500 But, like, we did it, but I did it, but we did it.
00:04:30.780 But, it happened.
00:04:31.840 And, it's good.
00:04:32.960 And, I can...
00:04:35.420 Nice.
00:04:37.500 Fuck one mil.
00:04:39.980 I want ten.
00:04:41.100 Good morning, everybody.
00:04:42.160 What's up?
00:04:42.940 Hello.
00:04:43.440 You remember when I was saying shit like,
00:04:44.340 Oh, I'm so happy to have a million subscribers.
00:04:46.260 It felt good.
00:04:46.860 It was a great, like, four hours.
00:04:48.420 I got drunk last night.
00:04:49.380 And, I woke up, and, um, I don't have a million subscribers anymore.
00:04:53.460 Part of me thinks that it's just that counting websites, social accounts, or social blade,
00:04:57.080 whatever, or part, that's also just a good chance I'm just getting trolled right now.
00:05:00.140 You ready to see it go down?
00:05:01.180 It's just going to go down right in front of our eyes.
00:05:03.980 Like, I don't, I don't get why.
00:05:06.600 I don't know, I hope it's, I hope it's, this, this website, and then just kind of banking
00:05:12.240 on that.
00:05:13.200 It is what it is.
00:05:13.980 I basically hit it, so I hit the thing.
00:05:15.720 But, now it's really time to start stepping up.
00:05:17.280 I had a lot of fun streaming last night.
00:05:18.760 I really want to continue doing it.
00:05:19.940 I'm not sure if I'm going to start another channel or do it on Shiniko, but you'll see it.
00:05:23.020 See, right now is the moment I pretend, and, like, I'd be a YouTuber, and I'm like,
00:05:25.860 yeah, and I'm just going to keep working, keep running.
00:05:27.340 No, after I streamed last night, I went to the strip club, and I spent around $1,200.
00:05:30.980 That was too much money.
00:05:31.780 I thought it was, like, $500, but I was very drunk, and then I checked my account.
00:05:34.800 See, but you're not supposed to say that as an influencer because you don't want to make
00:05:37.260 it seem like you're money hungry or you're greedy or, like, you don't want to show, like,
00:05:40.760 adsorbent amount of monies that you're spending.
00:05:43.100 All right, but YouTube is different.
00:05:44.560 I don't know which one's more trustworthy.
00:05:46.540 This one's looking clean.
00:05:47.520 This one's looking clean.
00:05:48.420 I don't hate this.
00:05:49.640 If you were in the stream that, I don't know, there was a lot of you who saw the number go
00:05:53.280 up at 999 and then mass people spam unsubscribe.
00:05:57.280 Those same people are still watching this video.
00:05:59.260 I'm just, I remember.
00:06:00.500 I'm not angry because what you do doesn't affect me.
00:06:03.360 It didn't, I don't, I don't care.
00:06:05.040 I don't care, but I know.
00:06:07.420 Let me hit that shit again.
00:06:08.940 Ooh, oh my God, emotional moment.
00:06:10.900 Oh my God, I can't believe it.
00:06:11.920 I love you guys so much.
00:06:12.680 Oh my God, I'm crying, crying, crying.
00:06:22.500 I hit a million on YouTube.
00:06:23.880 I have a million subscribers on YouTube.
00:06:25.180 So we call this street Houston, not Houston, because New York is like, we're just like
00:06:29.920 a little different like that.
00:06:31.100 We have our own pronunciations of words.
00:06:33.020 So it's Houston and Decatur, not Decatur.
00:06:36.600 Orchard?
00:06:37.640 Yeah, it's Orchard.
00:06:38.540 No, it's Orchard.
00:06:39.580 It's Orchard.
00:06:41.060 Isn't it Orchard?
00:06:41.860 Man, bro, I just wanted to say that.
00:06:42.960 I appreciate it.
00:06:43.500 You know, I just had a million subscribers yesterday.
00:06:45.240 Oh God?
00:06:45.800 Yeah.
00:06:46.240 Dude.
00:06:46.620 Just said it.
00:06:47.060 Brody, bro.
00:06:47.700 Where are you from?
00:06:48.880 Connecticut, New Haven.
00:06:50.320 Look how disappointed he looks after I said that.
00:06:52.200 I didn't know what to say.
00:06:53.220 You say Connecticut, they go, oh, whatever.
00:06:56.260 All right.
00:06:57.540 That's why I'm just going to start saying Brooklyn, bro.
00:06:59.200 I was born in Brooklyn, I mean, I was born in Manhattan, but I used to, grew up in Brooklyn,
00:07:02.440 I'm just going to start saying Brooklyn, bro.
00:07:03.740 Fuck Connecticut, man.
00:07:04.800 Lucy, you better put the shot in.
00:07:05.940 You leave out a lot of the cinematic stuff.
00:07:17.640 Hey, he got the spin control.
00:07:23.220 My girl's getting ready.
00:07:25.640 She's putting her outfit on now because I got a very expensive hotel for tonight.
00:07:30.260 This thing called the Plaza Hotel.
00:07:33.680 I'm just going to spend a little bit of money.
00:07:35.320 Don't think that I'm spending all my fun.
00:07:36.840 I still need to pay off my student loans from college.
00:07:39.240 Let's be honest.
00:07:39.820 I'm still paying that off.
00:07:41.140 Let me enjoy my one mil for a little bit, all right?
00:07:43.360 I went to this trip club last night.
00:07:45.700 I'm getting a fancy hotel tonight, and then I'm going to throw one party, and that's it.
00:07:50.380 That's it.
00:07:53.220 Now, there's nothing I can do, but like maybe run the light.
00:07:56.220 I don't know if I'm supposed to run the light.
00:07:58.520 Fuck it.
00:07:59.680 I'm running the light.
00:08:00.840 I have to run a light or else someone might die.
00:08:03.620 It's just, you just got to weave so much shit, bro.
00:08:15.140 That's what having a girlfriend is, is her, you driving, and then her yelling at cute stuff
00:08:18.860 she sees in the side.
00:08:19.500 Oh my god, an acai bowl.
00:08:23.260 Get to the location, figure it out.
00:08:24.420 Like, you're there, like, oh fuck, driving a match.
00:08:26.220 Oh my god, a doggie cute.
00:08:28.160 A cute little doggie dog.
00:08:30.740 A yogurt place.
00:08:31.980 Do you think Trump stayed in our room before at the Plaza Hotel?
00:08:34.700 His hotel's quite nice to it, but like, probably before he built it, because he started building
00:08:38.060 in like 70s, 80s, when he got the ideas, and he was like, building up his like, villain
00:08:41.940 arc, like that's, he was staying in the Plaza Hotel, right, in the pink room and shit.
00:08:44.980 He's like, I need to make a bigger hotel.
00:08:47.560 Get me.
00:08:48.180 Wow, I look so cute in here.
00:08:50.560 This is a New York bucket list.
00:08:52.120 See, look how happy she is in the background.
00:08:53.820 Oh, see, look at that Suite Life and Zack and Cody elevator, right, when they open, I swear
00:08:57.260 to God.
00:08:59.080 This is the nicest hotel, like, every time we've done these hotel reveals in the vlog, it's
00:09:02.760 always ass, bro.
00:09:04.140 It's always ass.
00:09:05.280 Look at them.
00:09:05.980 They got fucking white people on the walls, bro.
00:09:07.860 This is, look how elegant this is.
00:09:10.340 Colonialism.
00:09:11.180 This is, like, the richness.
00:09:13.820 I want, are there more white people?
00:09:15.460 Where are the rest of the white people?
00:09:16.520 A light, automatically.
00:09:19.580 Can we steal it?
00:09:20.740 $14?
00:09:22.960 Christ.
00:09:25.120 $9 for a Coke, $14 for M&Ms, but $14 for M&Ms, bro, like, $14 used to feed a whole family,
00:09:34.280 bro.
00:09:35.520 Oh, it's here.
00:09:36.480 Oh, it's here.
00:09:37.120 Look how tempting that is, too.
00:09:38.320 How are you going to put $14 M&Ms in?
00:09:39.980 We would have never opened that.
00:09:41.640 Like, oh, there's a microwave?
00:09:43.000 Wow.
00:09:43.280 And they give you a $50 credit, so you can't even drink half a bottle of wine before going
00:09:48.220 over the limit.
00:09:50.900 You know what?
00:09:51.500 I hit a mil.
00:09:52.020 I might have myself do a couple things in a mini fridge, bro.
00:09:54.380 I have a couple M&Ms.
00:09:55.440 If I hit a mil, I could have a couple M&Ms.
00:09:57.080 I can't believe Father didn't get me the present he said he was.
00:10:01.140 Sit down.
00:10:02.360 I heard you're from Maryland.
00:10:04.220 Been driving up since D.C.
00:10:06.140 What's a young lady like you doing in a place like this?
00:10:09.080 I'm a boyfriend boyfriend.
00:10:12.040 Boyfriend?
00:10:13.520 Sweetie?
00:10:13.960 There's no boyfriend south of Mason Dixon.
00:10:18.300 They're speaking French.
00:10:19.180 That's how rich this place is.
00:10:20.420 I can't even film in here.
00:10:22.180 That's how fucking dope this place is.
00:10:24.000 I can't film.
00:10:25.220 Like, this is me talking to you right now is against the rules.
00:10:27.960 That's how fancy my restaurant's are, bro.
00:10:29.640 You got to stop fucking playing with me, bro.
00:10:31.960 Since we've been here, I haven't seen one other minority.
00:10:35.000 It's so fancy.
00:10:36.820 The black people are not even allowed here.
00:10:38.780 Like, you really need to come.
00:10:40.040 It's like, it's great.
00:10:40.620 I just want to see you make you.
00:10:44.300 No drink, but you drink.
00:10:46.220 I swear I'm going to make you lean.
00:10:47.760 Every time they're angry, make you.
00:10:50.980 Don't blink.
00:10:51.940 I'm a ghost.