SNEAKO - May 01, 2022


i got robbed.


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

194.96506

Word Count

1,869

Sentence Count

186

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Why is it so, it's so eerie in here?
00:00:11.360 The way you ratted Colt out, it's shameful.
00:00:14.380 How'd I rat him out?
00:00:15.560 You were just like, oh, oh, you're moving out.
00:00:17.500 Well, I mean, I was gonna hear regardless.
00:00:18.800 Ratted.
00:00:19.440 Bro, I don't care.
00:00:20.620 Like, it's only rat because you guys are afraid of information for some weird, like, who cares about the truth?
00:00:25.700 Why are you guys so afraid to say the truth?
00:00:27.340 You guys ratted about the truth?
00:00:29.160 Just say what's real.
00:00:31.000 Your mom's house is, oopsie, don't say it.
00:00:33.380 It's my roommate.
00:00:34.440 Fucking weirdos.
00:00:35.480 I'm the fifth roommate.
00:00:36.840 I'm Uncle Sneeko.
00:00:38.040 What are you talking about?
00:00:38.900 I'm Uncle Sneek.
00:00:41.920 Instead of, I thought about recording the view, the lifestyle vloggers record themselves looking at the view.
00:00:47.500 So pensive.
00:00:48.760 Look at me hugging my knees.
00:00:50.380 Lo-fi hip-hop beats.
00:00:52.180 Wow, the moon's so pretty.
00:00:53.840 I love pretty cute things.
00:00:55.720 Look how cute I am looking at stuff.
00:00:59.160 I'm so cute looking at stuff.
00:01:00.880 This is my lifestyle vlog with upbeat EDM music playing over it.
00:01:05.200 And I'm here with my roommates.
00:01:06.800 And it's very, yeah, I'm gonna get coffee and a little bit of food.
00:01:10.080 And today's just like a, every day's a little bit different because I'm working on my merch.
00:01:13.060 And my life is really difficult and I went to college and now I'm with my roommates and we don't really talk about anything.
00:01:20.040 Since January and quarter one, like I've been inside nigga about four times.
00:01:24.980 You know what today I was thinking?
00:01:25.920 I want to make a cooking video.
00:01:27.320 Whoa, I've been thinking that.
00:01:29.080 Yeah, like a really cute cooking video.
00:01:31.180 I'm gonna put on an apron and it's gonna be that, that YouTube song, the, you know what song I'm talking about?
00:01:40.060 Moose to play it.
00:01:40.600 You know what I'm talking about.
00:01:41.140 What the fuck is he on about?
00:01:45.520 And then we're gonna cook stuff and then we're gonna mug bang and do a Q&A.
00:01:48.560 And then I'm gonna talk about my merch for three minutes at the end.
00:01:52.100 Would you watch that?
00:01:52.880 I would watch that.
00:01:53.680 Anything you want to say to me?
00:01:56.060 Do I?
00:01:56.840 There's nothing, no updates in life or bets that we had from a year ago.
00:02:01.460 Get out of here.
00:02:02.540 Bets.
00:02:03.280 There's nothing, there's nothing you can think of.
00:02:06.420 I hit a mil, bro.
00:02:07.040 Oh, congrats.
00:02:08.200 Damn, son.
00:02:09.000 I'm like, are you talking about boxing?
00:02:10.700 No, I hit a mil, son.
00:02:13.700 Oh, dude, congrats, congrats.
00:02:15.080 What was the bet?
00:02:15.680 We had some original bet.
00:02:16.680 I wasn't sure if we decided if it was like who hits a mil first, but I think it was like.
00:02:20.540 Shotgunning a beer or something?
00:02:21.860 No, but we didn't make it because I think I had like 150,000 more at the time.
00:02:25.720 For real.
00:02:26.020 That's funny.
00:02:26.540 And the stream, like at 10 times, it was at 999 and mass on subs every time.
00:02:30.680 If I get canceled again, it's highly likely.
00:02:32.600 I've lost 10,000 subs from many videos, yeah.
00:02:35.480 Actually?
00:02:35.880 From the Ukraine video, from the Q&A's video, from the We Broke Up.
00:02:41.420 You've never gotten unsubbed?
00:02:43.240 Of course I've gotten unsubbed, but like not by like thousands.
00:02:46.520 What's the most you got?
00:02:48.020 Less than a thousand.
00:02:49.020 For what?
00:02:49.400 You call like a Mexican person the wrong word?
00:02:51.820 I think I put you in the video.
00:02:53.160 Oh, my fault, my fault, bro.
00:02:55.220 What up, Kyle?
00:02:55.820 You have never been in a video, right?
00:02:56.880 I've never been in a video.
00:02:57.860 How long have you known me?
00:02:59.140 High school, so.
00:03:00.080 What year, 2014?
00:03:01.880 Yeah, 2014.
00:03:02.640 When did we go to Miami?
00:03:04.200 That was 2015, something like that.
00:03:06.580 I saw my first titties with this guy right here.
00:03:08.920 He showed me my first titties ever.
00:03:10.640 Not his.
00:03:11.160 Your yearbook comment is still the funniest thing of all time.
00:03:12.980 What did I say in your yearbook?
00:03:14.120 I'll never forget that night at G5.
00:03:15.840 Thank you for that.
00:03:16.600 Thank you for that.
00:03:17.520 Well, the first time you're going to be in a video, where are we going today?
00:03:19.860 Shy E.K.
00:03:20.820 Shy E.K.
00:03:21.280 He's performing in Jersey.
00:03:22.160 You work at his label.
00:03:22.900 What you do for his label?
00:03:24.260 And our coordinator.
00:03:25.600 I've been trying to get Shy E.K. in a video for a minute.
00:03:27.360 I shouted him out on a vlog before, but I listen to his music every single day.
00:03:30.760 Am I dick riding right now?
00:03:31.660 Just tell me if that's dick riding.
00:03:32.760 Oh, you're not dick riding?
00:03:33.860 I'm not dick riding.
00:03:34.540 I'm one of my jokes.
00:03:43.920 Yo, bro.
00:03:45.200 That sunset is really kind of beautiful, man.
00:03:47.420 What do you think about the sunset, Kyle?
00:03:49.420 It goes up to the sand.
00:03:53.080 I'm anything.
00:03:53.760 It was a good look at my guy.
00:03:55.040 It was a fucking dick.
00:03:58.380 Damn, man.
00:03:58.980 What a great day to be at a concert.
00:04:00.440 Can I go through?
00:04:01.220 I'm good.
00:04:02.060 I'm good?
00:04:03.060 TJ, you're good, bro.
00:04:03.920 You're not going to pat me down?
00:04:04.760 Nah, bro.
00:04:05.220 Let's go.
00:04:05.580 Oh, appreciate y'all.
00:04:06.640 Oh, shit.
00:04:07.320 Bro, that's his bag off.
00:04:08.060 Oh, my fault.
00:04:08.580 My fault.
00:04:08.960 Oh, okay.
00:04:09.480 I thought we were good.
00:04:10.720 What happened?
00:04:10.880 I'll pat you down, partner.
00:04:11.960 Wait, what?
00:04:12.360 I'll pat you down real quick, bro.
00:04:13.480 But I mean, I got that fire.
00:04:15.100 I mean, no security in the car.
00:04:15.740 You better put it back in the car.
00:04:18.360 And guess what I snuck in?
00:04:19.700 My weed.
00:04:21.780 Idiots.
00:04:22.180 No, let's see.
00:04:26.120 No, let's see.
00:04:26.680 No, let's see.
00:04:27.280 You've been screaming.
00:04:28.760 Get me out of my face.
00:04:30.960 Talk, talk.
00:04:33.460 Oh, shit, y'all.
00:04:34.220 Great fan, boo, bro.
00:04:35.760 Huh?
00:04:36.200 You called a YouTuber.
00:04:37.260 What up?
00:04:37.820 Yo, what's up, bro?
00:04:38.500 You called me Sneeko.
00:04:39.320 Sneeko?
00:04:39.840 Yeah.
00:04:40.100 I'm Noodles, bro.
00:04:41.480 Noodles.
00:04:41.800 I heard a lot about you.
00:04:42.780 Yo, bro.
00:04:43.220 Whatever you want to do, let's do.
00:04:45.500 We're going to the Bronx after the show.
00:04:47.080 Kyle, are you excited to go to the Bronx?
00:04:48.620 Yeah!
00:04:49.000 Yeah!
00:04:50.020 We're going to the Bronx after the show.
00:04:54.000 Hey!
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00:05:34.880 Was wondering if this is the gayest sentence that has ever been uttered. Can you repeat it one more time?
00:05:39.320 I'm an American spirit man myself. Say it how you said it. I'm an American spirit man myself. No, you gotta like twiddle your thumbs and go
00:05:45.580 I'm an American spirit man. Oh shut up. I did not do that. That's insane
00:05:48.900 He went I'm an American spirit man myself. Oh, is that my my day them version of myself doing that? That's the you you version of yourself
00:05:59.480 He is my new favorite artist bro. I want to lose because of the height and cuz he was like saying I'm a dick rider cuz I
00:06:04.920 You are a dick rider
00:06:13.380 See I had to get that entrance thing for the vlog
00:06:15.400 You have to enter the building on camera because then you didn't really actually enter the building. What's to your stance on Israel versus Palestine?
00:06:24.360 Are you pro-abortion or anti-abortion you should talk to this guy he loves abortion
00:06:28.640 Yeah, it's my favorite. It's 42. It's 39.99. Yeah, I give you 220. That's 40. Can I get my change though?
00:06:35.500 I don't have things. You guys kind of owe me a penny though. You're gonna rob me this establishment is gonna rob me
00:06:40.860 Vital what climbing gym is robbing me? You don't know anything about climbing. He this guy knows way more about climbing than you
00:06:46.120 All right, you you don't have authority to tell me about climbing by the way. We just don't know really. Yeah, I think we've established that
00:06:50.920 You're chalk game is not on point. That's not gnarly. You're not a sender
00:07:00.100 You're not full send
00:07:01.940 What are the chances that Steve will do it inspires a race war between OTF and full send all the white boys go for full send all the black
00:07:09.240 Kids for OTF one YouTube collab and perky oh, and now there's a race war that that could incite it
00:07:14.640 Nelk boys are really getting involved in street beef
00:07:16.780 And I'm just saying we decided with you go on the full send right you're fighting. You're going happy dad
00:07:21.340 I've been training my race 1000% I did not expect you to say that
00:07:30.760 I only could climb properly like when there's a camera on me when I'm alone. I just give up halfway for sure
00:07:36.540 This one's difficult. This is a step up. Look at these holes man. The fuck is the hardest one
00:07:41.980 You're giving up before you even try Jesus Christ, okay?
00:07:47.920 Right foot bottom
00:07:49.920 Yeah, my foot there lean back and put the pressure on the right foot and you want to have that one
00:07:54.900 You want to have your arms long. You got it. You got the climber hat on
00:07:58.620 Look at you
00:07:59.980 Nah, the hat gives you climbing abilities that I don't have
00:08:05.060 Wait can you explain to me?
00:08:06.400 Why is this a good date spot because it just clicked in my head and I'm mad that I never thought of it
00:08:10.420 So it's a good date spot because like pretty much like it's a thing girls don't do
00:08:13.920 So it's like an actually interesting date that they don't get asked for
00:08:16.200 They actually don't do most of the climbing. So you actually just end up doing the majority of it
00:08:19.920 But because I've climbed for a while I can do climbs that they 100% can't do and like wow
00:08:25.320 He's actually pretty fit and you can do this. I bring him here. They sit on a roof roof top $40 beautiful view beautiful view
00:08:30.860 They get you know a good couple pictures. Uh-huh. Yeah, how much climbing are they doing 20 minutes worth of like a two-hour experience?
00:08:36.420 20 minutes is a lot. It's like 20 minutes of like they're not breaking a sweat the green ladder. They're like, oh my god
00:08:42.120 It's so high. It's so high. It's so high. It's so high. Can you help me? Yeah, can you help me?
00:08:46.140 I mean, I like here like can you like push me up like that defeats the whole purpose. I'm so mad
00:08:50.980 I didn't think of that. That's
00:08:52.420 Can you help me go up? I can I'm scared. Oh, dude, it's it's also like so romantic when you're on there
00:08:58.180 Look at the view of New York City. How many dates have you brought here?
00:09:02.580 Not as many as I really thought. Probably like five. Five is plenty. I go on a lot of dates. I go on a lot of dates, my god
00:09:10.180 I go on a lot of dates.
00:09:11.180 I go on a lot of dates.
00:09:13.180 But God is always on time. No, he's never late. This epidemic had my mind in another place. Put some love into the world
00:09:20.560 Let it marinate. Yo, Moosa, don't be a climber right now. On three for four. That one first try.
00:09:25.580 Woo, you see that patient? Saw the people falling. Did you get it first try?
00:09:28.680 Yeah
00:09:31.680 You guys aren't gonna clap? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you