SNEAKO - May 16, 2022


The joke that made my school fire me.


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

188.36438

Word Count

2,043

Sentence Count

3

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

20


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm hosting this Niko, and we go to Hofstra and I'm telling you rules and blah blah blah so
00:00:16.740 what rule you're hosting this yeah I don't know bro just they just like people like to have a
00:00:20.820 little authority they're back in my old school you want a black team you just tweeted and you
00:00:24.480 I don't understand how many people you think are gonna show up about a
00:00:32.700 two hundred how a great performance the gallus I see he has a couple song yeah
00:00:39.660 guy but you can play yeah it's like five six times I have to give a speech about
00:00:42.900 some good charity and I they haven't written it yet but I have to give a
00:00:46.020 ten-minute speech that I'm not ready
00:00:57.400 I'm gonna lie there's a lot of people in that crowd
00:00:59.400 I'm gonna tell me to keep talking on my phone put a mic in the air please they're
00:01:17.640 gonna give the energy y'all need to get the energy back let's go
00:01:21.780 me I want cash for a hundred G's I don't know what I'm and off front on me when a stack is in love
00:01:30.300 with me I keep hitting the rap game again and again that's why do you fuck with me I've done so much
00:01:35.040 but I'm just a team don't meet new friends that's just a team bit on my grind just wait you'll see
00:01:39.360 I want a hundred G's I don't know what I'm and off front on me when a stack is in love with me I keep hitting
00:01:45.480 a rap game again and again that's why do you fuck with me what would you rate my hosting ability
00:01:55.140 on one through time we did I'd give it a 10 I say overall I'm objectively all at seven it's all seven
00:02:00.000 all right all right I feel bad now it's okay I don't care yeah sounds great yeah you talk
00:02:06.120 over here for a second camera like that's not good happy Mother's Day
00:02:10.740 oh shit did I break it oh no my god bro oh my there's nothing there's nothing I can do
00:02:28.440 this is what fuck I was trying to be cute for the vlog mother fuck I hate Mother's Day bro fuck
00:02:33.360 you want to see the nastiest shit ever to look what this is on top of this is this is the most New
00:02:39.720 York's literally on top of a flattened rat this is a dead flattened rat who's been rolled over by
00:02:47.580 at least a hundred cars this morning and my Mother's Day gift got fucking broken and splattered all over
00:02:53.400 it smells like dead rat and sadness bro fuck hopefully this won't break thank you okay bad starts
00:03:02.700 it smells I smelled dead rat but should be good I'm wearing my my nice shirt getting dinner with my grandma and
00:03:08.640 mom let me let me okay wake up gotta get my head in the game I'm not on point right now oh we're
00:03:13.560 gonna spy Vince with me and some chops hey what was your Mother's Day present did I did I want to be on
00:03:18.480 the Mother's Day gift I got a card I got a fucking bamboo flower yes you don't write anything a card
00:03:23.880 anybody can get a fucking card is cool when you're six and you don't but like when you know saying like
00:03:29.040 you want to get like I got a monkey teddy bear so how long did that take for her to look at it
00:03:32.820 five seconds you should put it down forever forever it's gonna be up on there forever
00:03:36.900 it's gonna fight it up
00:03:38.160 needed a boo like Randall then I found one on a whimsical angle bought a Chanel and a Yankee Candle
00:03:43.440 few more years I'ma buy her a Lambo some days sacasam some days Nando's any which way I'll touch
00:03:47.760 strings like banjos babe touch your toes like sandals stretch out your calves and cords and let a rose
00:03:52.140 oh color a rule but I'm dumb like animal raw she's a cannibal be in a me who watches that animal well I tell them all right
00:04:01.020 life inside man I don't know 82 82 nah bro 82 40 35 let's go give me my 20 I don't lose bro
00:04:11.040 Musa I don't lose don't put no else yeah I don't lose Musa do it again let's see
00:04:14.940 what a vlog it's good to be back I had a debate with my female companion here we had a discussion
00:04:26.880 over whether Tory Lanez did or did not shoot Meg the styling in the foot doctor's reporters came out
00:04:31.920 and it doctor stepped on glass glass is not a bullet and we did put a thousand dollars on the line to
00:04:38.460 whether or not Meg the sound was being a lying asshole which I said yeah we gotta wait in the
00:04:44.760 court case but what do you think about how the doctor is calling her a lying asshole which that's
00:04:50.660 what the report says it's not a bullet wound she stepped on glass if you've dealt with women you
00:04:55.920 know a lying asshole when you could see one and it's just it's nice just like when it just unravels
00:05:01.560 the story unravels because the you get you get to see the bullshit that we see like Amber Heard is
00:05:06.340 showing that now just these lying ass hoes on TV crying and trying to get sympathy and then the facts
00:05:11.940 come out that she stepped on glass okay innocent or guilty so okay we guess we're gonna wait to
00:05:27.540 trial but this is pretty good evidence in trial the doctor this is pretty fucking good evidence that
00:05:33.120 he didn't shoot her in the foot I'm not a lawyer that's pretty good evidence Tory stay strong you
00:05:38.280 still think that she what do you think he's guilty of now still think that he shot her in the foot
00:05:42.540 after that I don't know I'm the victim I'm the victim like I'm the victim we had to pull over on the
00:05:49.380 side of the road during her graduation so that she can go pee and women still think that they could be
00:05:54.420 the hunters in a hunter-gathering society imagine if she she has to go on a mission right now imagine if
00:05:59.680 she had to bring home the deer I have to pee and I know it's literally graduation we're off the side of the
00:06:05.460 Roach's team you ready for graduate no chat how you like my pink shirt w w fit do I look like a kid
00:06:10.740 going to his sister's graduation no offense but I feel like you're graduating a lot what are you
00:06:14.560 graduating for today she's a massive now Moosa can you edit in that part where the guy from the car
00:06:21.840 yelled yo sneeko because I forgot to record it so just edit that part in you're on camera I'm going to put you on you
00:06:27.040 put me on where you like and I'll fucking kill you
00:06:29.120 come on the other side you're doing good I think that's your entrance you walk into stage in pink
00:06:33.960 crocs uh no I gotta change okay okay you blow too no it's a good day to vlog you know graduation people
00:06:43.200 are happy and stuff I never got to do this and I never will don't you hate those kids that play
00:06:48.140 graduation during graduation like he didn't fucking drop out the first album was college dropout you
00:06:53.540 don't get to play this shit when you graduate
00:06:55.480 tell us how it feels
00:07:06.220 wow yo that was fire okay make sure you have a really good celebration five people recording
00:07:15.700 shake it shake it you gotta shake it you just why did you rock your whole body
00:07:20.860 just a pop it hey ha hi de ho welcome back to another video and I just listened to Jack Harlow
00:07:34.920 it's like a rodeo I'm sorry about that okay let's just quality drop at 7 p.m. I think this video is
00:07:42.240 supposed to go up like an hour or two before so while you're watching this you can go this is what
00:07:46.660 youtubers do we point down to the link in the description a lot of you like by the way the
00:07:50.180 subreddit Musa put a clip of the subreddit here why are you like going and screenshotting
00:07:54.860 Maria's story and like is that sneeko on a bike like she's just posting like dumb girl cute stuff in
00:08:00.560 the city like a cute couple on bikes and then the nerds in my subreddit are like who's that like
00:08:05.720 bro get off her dick mail time thank you first package PO box 237 New York New York 10
00:08:11.660 you know you get the point first package send me stuff I'll review anything I'm getting a lot of
00:08:15.080 clothes but I want cool stuff and I don't think it is either it's different it's like but I want a
00:08:20.620 bunch of weird stuff and I'm gonna start doing like jazzy like if you send me like a yo-yo I will go
00:08:25.220 and like do some crazy shit I'll like make it cool oh yo you'd be cool if you write me challenges
00:08:29.720 you write me a letter and you can put a challenge for like me to do some shit because I need to have
00:08:33.900 more stuff to do in the vlog and like go out in the city like a good excuse to vlog in the cities if
00:08:37.760 you have a business going I don't have that why are you rushing me thank you to skeleton
00:08:42.740 oh what the heck I'm gonna light that shit up right now you send me a candle it says Spanish oh a
00:08:49.120 skeleton of Spanish I said that pretty good I'm not sure if I hate this logo or like it
00:08:54.020 hey skeleton killing the videos here's some more clothes lol for you and your girl oh you
00:09:07.340 gotta mention see now you're trying to hide your tiktok wow that's good though grass yeah
00:09:13.340 mucha grass yeah all right shit yeah I'm fucking with that yo you fucking with that chat like that
00:09:20.420 guy yeah I mean I could pull it off maybe it's better for like 30 year old white guys who are
00:09:26.000 balding and then kind of want to still look young they wear hats like these don't look like I listen
00:09:29.600 to Wiz Khalifa and they really see this what I'm saying yo this is why you got to do man time look at
00:09:34.820 all the work they put in and now we know them I was wearing the other shirt today though that's
00:09:41.060 definitely for you I mean I got another one gender reveal party colored shirts what do you think about
00:09:48.920 um the reaction and stuff like that so uh me being racist to black people as a you know you're like
00:09:54.800 five percent black but also I said on that like they're calling me racist now people on Twitter call
00:09:59.000 me that too but like I said in the video that white people be shooting people exactly in Buffalo 10 people
00:10:06.240 in a grocery store that's a white sorry white people that's that's what y'all do oh what do you
00:10:11.480 think about um you're on TikTok all the time right you've seen uh what do you think about like the
00:10:15.320 general attitude towards me and my videos on TikTok oh they don't like you why do you think TikTok
00:10:20.280 doesn't like me TikTok is so easy to it's very easy to just like admit to the herd mentality on TikTok
00:10:26.100 like you can see one response and it's like oh yeah I agree this guy's an asshole like is it justified
00:10:31.540 the internet's not fair
00:10:32.820 we have it vibes and vibes and time and time and shit on sleep right here on Zoom drop juice on juice running on no sleep as a Nick still
00:10:39.260 keep telling these hoes to slow their roll keep moving too fast my car name is destination drop location won't wait long soon come on
00:10:46.200 when you gonna drop just wait it's near this works too bro this pence and see you
00:10:50.020 know
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