SNEAKO - May 16, 2022


The joke that made my school fire me.

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Musa Yankee Candle Jack Harlow Wiz Khalifa Randall Vince Lambo Roach Maria Niko
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Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

188.36

Word count

2,043

Sentence count

—

Harmful content

Misogyny

14

sentences flagged

Toxicity

56

sentences flagged

Hate speech

20

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

It's Mother's Day and we're talking about a bunch of stupid shit. Niko is hosting a charity basketball game in Hofstra, the guys talk about the NBA playoffs, and we have a heated debate over whether or not Meg the doctor is a lying ass.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 I'm hosting this Niko, and we go to Hofstra and I'm telling you rules and blah blah blah so
00:00:16.740 what rule you're hosting this yeah I don't know bro just they just like people like to have a
00:00:20.820 little authority they're back in my old school you want a black team you just tweeted and you
00:00:24.480 I don't understand how many people you think are gonna show up about a 0.65
00:00:32.700 two hundred how a great performance the gallus I see he has a couple song yeah
00:00:39.660 guy but you can play yeah it's like five six times I have to give a speech about
00:00:42.900 some good charity and I they haven't written it yet but I have to give a
00:00:46.020 ten-minute speech that I'm not ready
00:00:57.400 I'm gonna lie there's a lot of people in that crowd
00:00:59.400 I'm gonna tell me to keep talking on my phone put a mic in the air please they're
00:01:17.640 gonna give the energy y'all need to get the energy back let's go
00:01:21.780 me I want cash for a hundred G's I don't know what I'm and off front on me when a stack is in love 0.98
00:01:30.300 with me I keep hitting the rap game again and again that's why do you fuck with me I've done so much 0.96
00:01:35.040 but I'm just a team don't meet new friends that's just a team bit on my grind just wait you'll see 0.99
00:01:39.360 I want a hundred G's I don't know what I'm and off front on me when a stack is in love with me I keep hitting 0.98
00:01:45.480 a rap game again and again that's why do you fuck with me what would you rate my hosting ability 0.95
00:01:55.140 on one through time we did I'd give it a 10 I say overall I'm objectively all at seven it's all seven 0.99
00:02:00.000 all right all right I feel bad now it's okay I don't care yeah sounds great yeah you talk
00:02:06.120 over here for a second camera like that's not good happy Mother's Day 0.97
00:02:10.740 oh shit did I break it oh no my god bro oh my there's nothing there's nothing I can do 1.00
00:02:28.440 this is what fuck I was trying to be cute for the vlog mother fuck I hate Mother's Day bro fuck 1.00
00:02:33.360 you want to see the nastiest shit ever to look what this is on top of this is this is the most New 1.00
00:02:39.720 York's literally on top of a flattened rat this is a dead flattened rat who's been rolled over by 0.99
00:02:47.580 at least a hundred cars this morning and my Mother's Day gift got fucking broken and splattered all over 0.99
00:02:53.400 it smells like dead rat and sadness bro fuck hopefully this won't break thank you okay bad starts 0.99
00:03:02.700 it smells I smelled dead rat but should be good I'm wearing my my nice shirt getting dinner with my grandma and 0.99
00:03:08.640 mom let me let me okay wake up gotta get my head in the game I'm not on point right now oh we're
00:03:13.560 gonna spy Vince with me and some chops hey what was your Mother's Day present did I did I want to be on 0.97
00:03:18.480 the Mother's Day gift I got a card I got a fucking bamboo flower yes you don't write anything a card 0.99
00:03:23.880 anybody can get a fucking card is cool when you're six and you don't but like when you know saying like 0.99
00:03:29.040 you want to get like I got a monkey teddy bear so how long did that take for her to look at it 1.00
00:03:32.820 five seconds you should put it down forever forever it's gonna be up on there forever
00:03:36.900 it's gonna fight it up
00:03:38.160 needed a boo like Randall then I found one on a whimsical angle bought a Chanel and a Yankee Candle
00:03:43.440 few more years I'ma buy her a Lambo some days sacasam some days Nando's any which way I'll touch
00:03:47.760 strings like banjos babe touch your toes like sandals stretch out your calves and cords and let a rose 0.98
00:03:52.140 oh color a rule but I'm dumb like animal raw she's a cannibal be in a me who watches that animal well I tell them all right 1.00
00:04:01.020 life inside man I don't know 82 82 nah bro 82 40 35 let's go give me my 20 I don't lose bro 0.96
00:04:11.040 Musa I don't lose don't put no else yeah I don't lose Musa do it again let's see
00:04:14.940 what a vlog it's good to be back I had a debate with my female companion here we had a discussion 0.98
00:04:26.880 over whether Tory Lanez did or did not shoot Meg the styling in the foot doctor's reporters came out 0.87
00:04:31.920 and it doctor stepped on glass glass is not a bullet and we did put a thousand dollars on the line to 0.99
00:04:38.460 whether or not Meg the sound was being a lying asshole which I said yeah we gotta wait in the 1.00
00:04:44.760 court case but what do you think about how the doctor is calling her a lying asshole which that's 1.00
00:04:50.660 what the report says it's not a bullet wound she stepped on glass if you've dealt with women you 1.00
00:04:55.920 know a lying asshole when you could see one and it's just it's nice just like when it just unravels 1.00
00:05:01.560 the story unravels because the you get you get to see the bullshit that we see like Amber Heard is 1.00
00:05:06.340 showing that now just these lying ass hoes on TV crying and trying to get sympathy and then the facts 0.99
00:05:11.940 come out that she stepped on glass okay innocent or guilty so okay we guess we're gonna wait to 0.99
00:05:27.540 trial but this is pretty good evidence in trial the doctor this is pretty fucking good evidence that 0.81
00:05:33.120 he didn't shoot her in the foot I'm not a lawyer that's pretty good evidence Tory stay strong you 0.95
00:05:38.280 still think that she what do you think he's guilty of now still think that he shot her in the foot 0.99
00:05:42.540 after that I don't know I'm the victim I'm the victim like I'm the victim we had to pull over on the
00:05:49.380 side of the road during her graduation so that she can go pee and women still think that they could be 1.00
00:05:54.420 the hunters in a hunter-gathering society imagine if she she has to go on a mission right now imagine if
00:05:59.680 she had to bring home the deer I have to pee and I know it's literally graduation we're off the side of the
00:06:05.460 Roach's team you ready for graduate no chat how you like my pink shirt w w fit do I look like a kid
00:06:10.740 going to his sister's graduation no offense but I feel like you're graduating a lot what are you
00:06:14.560 graduating for today she's a massive now Moosa can you edit in that part where the guy from the car
00:06:21.840 yelled yo sneeko because I forgot to record it so just edit that part in you're on camera I'm going to put you on you 1.00
00:06:27.040 put me on where you like and I'll fucking kill you 1.00
00:06:29.120 come on the other side you're doing good I think that's your entrance you walk into stage in pink 1.00
00:06:33.960 crocs uh no I gotta change okay okay you blow too no it's a good day to vlog you know graduation people
00:06:43.200 are happy and stuff I never got to do this and I never will don't you hate those kids that play 0.98
00:06:48.140 graduation during graduation like he didn't fucking drop out the first album was college dropout you 1.00
00:06:53.540 don't get to play this shit when you graduate 0.99
00:06:55.480 tell us how it feels 1.00
00:07:06.220 wow yo that was fire okay make sure you have a really good celebration five people recording
00:07:15.700 shake it shake it you gotta shake it you just why did you rock your whole body
00:07:20.860 just a pop it hey ha hi de ho welcome back to another video and I just listened to Jack Harlow
00:07:34.920 it's like a rodeo I'm sorry about that okay let's just quality drop at 7 p.m. I think this video is
00:07:42.240 supposed to go up like an hour or two before so while you're watching this you can go this is what
00:07:46.660 youtubers do we point down to the link in the description a lot of you like by the way the
00:07:50.180 subreddit Musa put a clip of the subreddit here why are you like going and screenshotting
00:07:54.860 Maria's story and like is that sneeko on a bike like she's just posting like dumb girl cute stuff in 1.00
00:08:00.560 the city like a cute couple on bikes and then the nerds in my subreddit are like who's that like 0.86
00:08:05.720 bro get off her dick mail time thank you first package PO box 237 New York New York 10
00:08:11.660 you know you get the point first package send me stuff I'll review anything I'm getting a lot of 0.97
00:08:15.080 clothes but I want cool stuff and I don't think it is either it's different it's like but I want a
00:08:20.620 bunch of weird stuff and I'm gonna start doing like jazzy like if you send me like a yo-yo I will go 0.99
00:08:25.220 and like do some crazy shit I'll like make it cool oh yo you'd be cool if you write me challenges 0.85
00:08:29.720 you write me a letter and you can put a challenge for like me to do some shit because I need to have 0.92
00:08:33.900 more stuff to do in the vlog and like go out in the city like a good excuse to vlog in the cities if 0.93
00:08:37.760 you have a business going I don't have that why are you rushing me thank you to skeleton
00:08:42.740 oh what the heck I'm gonna light that shit up right now you send me a candle it says Spanish oh a 1.00
00:08:49.120 skeleton of Spanish I said that pretty good I'm not sure if I hate this logo or like it 1.00
00:08:54.020 hey skeleton killing the videos here's some more clothes lol for you and your girl oh you
00:09:07.340 gotta mention see now you're trying to hide your tiktok wow that's good though grass yeah 1.00
00:09:13.340 mucha grass yeah all right shit yeah I'm fucking with that yo you fucking with that chat like that 1.00
00:09:20.420 guy yeah I mean I could pull it off maybe it's better for like 30 year old white guys who are 1.00
00:09:26.000 balding and then kind of want to still look young they wear hats like these don't look like I listen
00:09:29.600 to Wiz Khalifa and they really see this what I'm saying yo this is why you got to do man time look at
00:09:34.820 all the work they put in and now we know them I was wearing the other shirt today though that's
00:09:41.060 definitely for you I mean I got another one gender reveal party colored shirts what do you think about
00:09:48.920 um the reaction and stuff like that so uh me being racist to black people as a you know you're like
00:09:54.800 five percent black but also I said on that like they're calling me racist now people on Twitter call 0.87
00:09:59.000 me that too but like I said in the video that white people be shooting people exactly in Buffalo 10 people 0.96
00:10:06.240 in a grocery store that's a white sorry white people that's that's what y'all do oh what do you 0.98
00:10:11.480 think about um you're on TikTok all the time right you've seen uh what do you think about like the
00:10:15.320 general attitude towards me and my videos on TikTok oh they don't like you why do you think TikTok
00:10:20.280 doesn't like me TikTok is so easy to it's very easy to just like admit to the herd mentality on TikTok 0.98
00:10:26.100 like you can see one response and it's like oh yeah I agree this guy's an asshole like is it justified 0.98
00:10:31.540 the internet's not fair 1.00
00:10:32.820 we have it vibes and vibes and time and time and shit on sleep right here on Zoom drop juice on juice running on no sleep as a Nick still 0.98
00:10:39.260 keep telling these hoes to slow their roll keep moving too fast my car name is destination drop location won't wait long soon come on 1.00
00:10:46.200 when you gonna drop just wait it's near this works too bro this pence and see you
00:10:50.020 know
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