SNEAKO

00:00:00.080 Brett Cooper takes a shocking lie detector test.

00:00:03.540 Brett! 0.93

00:00:04.200 Y'all are about to see the real Brett Cooper.

00:00:06.880 Uh-oh.

00:00:08.080 Oh, no, no.

00:00:11.360 Hi.

00:00:12.640 Good.

00:00:14.420 How are you, Michael?

00:00:15.520 I'm doing great.

00:00:18.700 You ever had a polygraph test before?

00:00:20.660 No, sir.

00:00:21.460 No?

00:00:22.060 No.

00:00:22.480 Oh, man, you're gonna love this.

00:00:25.360 I think it's also important for people to know that we have shock collars.

00:00:29.400 uh-huh yes because my team is psychotic that's why i love them a couple of fingers this way 0.98

00:00:38.520 fingers yeah your team is psychotic your routine is psychotic brad wait till you meet me 1.00

00:00:44.040 we should go be psychotic i'm gonna tell you that shit for sure nothing will shock you 1.00

00:00:49.260 yeah yeah sure sure jane nothing let me make sure we got a good reading on you 1.00

00:00:59.400 We read it.

00:01:01.400 Okay.

00:01:02.400 Go ahead.

00:01:04.400 Do you love me even though I'm making you take a polygraph exam?

00:01:06.400 Yes.

00:01:07.400 Okay.

00:01:11.400 Alright.

00:01:13.400 Am I your favorite YouTuber?

00:01:19.400 No.

00:01:20.400 No.

00:01:21.400 Wrong.

00:01:22.400 No.

00:01:23.400 She's not telling the truth.

00:01:24.400 Oh! 0.60

00:01:25.400 Well, I mean...

00:01:26.400 Jesus!

00:01:27.400 Oh, I mean, I enjoy watching you, so I'm like, yeah.

00:01:33.420 I should have just said yes.

00:01:35.300 I was like, okay.

00:01:36.480 Is comment section Brett an accurate representation of who I am in real life?

00:01:40.060 Oh, yeah.

00:01:40.640 Yeah.

00:01:41.560 Truth.

00:01:42.260 Knowing me, do you actually think I live in accordance with my values?

00:01:46.340 Yes, she does.

00:01:47.280 Of course you do.

00:01:48.160 If you say anything, you say anything.

00:01:50.740 Yeah, you do.

00:01:51.960 Yeah.

00:01:53.580 I'm nervous there.

00:01:54.840 I had to think about our night's house.

00:01:55.800 But...

00:01:56.400 um do you remember the first time we met yes actually yeah where was it it was at a something

00:02:03.880 are they dating who the hell is this dude who is this they're friends

00:02:08.600 you ain't gonna have no male friends when you're working with me i don't know about that but this 0.99

00:02:16.660 guy amirio you wilding gang how the fuck is she just your friend what the fuck well jasper 0.98

00:02:23.800 i think who's that the restaurant we had brunch at least when you came here didn't i no we met 0.99

00:02:29.540 a different time which i was actually wondering if you remembered i met you at the premiere for

00:02:33.600 religion of green no way and you know okay and i was like a fan and was like can i meet you i'm

00:02:40.320 doing since 2019 yeah crazy uh did i make a good first impression on you no i mean i don't remember

00:02:46.980 it yeah i guess there we go um okay chat is this the gay best friend why are they doing a lie 0.99

00:02:54.900 detector this is i want some more attention in here does this go are you really gay yeah okay 0.97

00:03:00.580 yeah all right well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah bro oh wait let me what yeah he's not telling it i mean 0.99

00:03:10.740 he's faking being a gay friend and talk to you brett 1.00

00:03:15.260 brett who are you hanging around you got fake gays 1.00

00:03:18.820 in your circle 0.99

00:03:20.500 how am i lying about that yes it's a facade

00:03:28.420 your blood pressure went up i get nervous 0.99

00:03:32.520 this dude is an under an undercover straight being gay to be around you 0.98

00:03:39.160 Brett, who are you spending time with? 1.00

00:03:41.120 Brett, this is ridiculous. 0.97

00:03:42.900 I will save you. 0.97

00:03:44.020 I can fix you.

00:03:45.180 This is not who you should be spending time with.

00:03:48.120 Makes me get a little...

00:03:49.160 We need to go to therapy after this.

00:03:50.820 Apparently.

00:03:51.900 I've been to conversion therapy once, so I mean, hey.

00:03:55.140 Always down for another.

00:03:56.500 Okay.

00:03:57.320 Exposed.

00:03:58.320 But he got that exposed.

00:04:00.780 He sound like it.

00:04:01.920 But this dude is... 1.00

00:04:03.720 sucking dick in a lie. 1.00

00:04:06.700 Do you keep any secrets from your fiance? 1.00

00:04:09.160 no you can have a man fiance do you like to get high yeah no shit oh my gosh yeah dude 0.99

00:04:22.640 we're 20 friendly over here he told the truth on that one oh wow but he ain't really gay 0.99

00:04:30.100 imagine getting exposed like that i mean like if i was gay being around bread i would switch to

00:04:38.000 oh this is a hard hitting one for people who follow amir on instagram do you actually like

00:04:42.940 the taste of cookies dipped in water yeah i thought she was gonna ask a way different

00:04:47.440 question why does she have to pause after do you like the taste he's not telling the truth

00:04:53.360 there's no there's no okay there's no way yeah brett there is a way i don't know who you spending

00:05:01.380 time with but we gonna change that i trust me trust me but i'm gonna take you on a nice home

00:05:06.680 depot date with a flannel shirt we'll be we'll go to your concerts we'll go listen to country music

00:05:13.220 and go sit in a pickup truck and go to the tailgate and you can get away from these toxic 1.00

00:05:17.780 what the fuck these these fake gays you'll be fine man i will never lie to you like that we're gonna 1.00

00:05:23.420 do a lie detector test and nobody's getting shocked only thing that's getting shocked is your heart 1.00

00:05:27.260 when a shock you wouldn't shut up this is gonna be i'm exposing you it's a lie there's i will never

00:05:33.920 drink cow titty juice that's just not a thing water and cookies is the best i'm putting that 0.99

00:05:38.720 hands down you're such a freak bro what the hell is he talking water and cookie why are you lying 0.99

00:05:43.520 bro why are you lying i don't care what that shocker says nobody likes water and cookies this 1.00

00:05:50.160 is but this dude is such a weirdo okay oh do i deserve the platform that i have now yeah

00:05:58.160 Yeah. Yeah, I would agree.

00:05:59.500 He's lying. He's lying.

00:06:01.000 This dude is jealous.

00:06:02.180 Shock him, shock him. 1.00

00:06:04.660 Shock his ass. 1.00

00:06:05.660 Okay. 1.00

00:06:07.180 Am I too hard on people?

00:06:09.320 No.

00:06:12.460 Oh.

00:06:13.540 What do you mean?

00:06:15.100 He's not telling the truth. 1.00

00:06:19.060 This lying ass gay best friend undercover 1.00

00:06:22.860 who's gonna take, bro, he probably is like, 1.00

00:06:25.160 let me fill your titties as a joke. 1.00

00:06:26.760 Ha ha, okay. 0.99

00:06:27.800 Brett, what are you doing?

00:06:29.440 You think you could change around him?

00:06:30.900 You think you're gonna go on a shopping spree with him?

00:06:32.460 He's gonna see you in the changing room

00:06:33.680 when you put on outfits while the 80s music plays?

00:06:35.660 What about this one?

00:06:36.660 What about this one?

00:06:37.500 You get ready to go on a date 0.99

00:06:38.300 with some corny ass dude with the cowboy hat 1.00

00:06:40.080 at some dumb ass concert? 1.00

00:06:41.340 What are you spending your time with? 1.00

00:06:43.100 What are you, who are these people in your circle?

00:06:45.320 Brett, I'm gonna change all, I'm gonna fix you.

00:06:46.980 Don't worry about it, don't worry about it.

00:06:48.140 Brett, I'm gonna change you.

00:06:49.080 I'm gonna fix you.

00:06:49.920 I can save you.

00:06:54.000 This is like, I don't know what waterboarding is like.

00:06:56.760 But this is, this is some next level.

00:06:59.440 Chad, she is a horse girl. 1.00

00:07:01.760 She is a horse girl. 1.00

00:07:02.760 But I just, I need, I'm tired of the, I can't keep.

00:07:07.760 Okay, apparently I need to be nicer.

00:07:10.760 Do you think I would be a good mom?

00:07:12.760 Yes.

00:07:13.760 Yes.

00:07:14.760 Yeah, bro, you gonna be a good mom.

00:07:16.760 Yeah, don't worry.

00:07:17.760 Don't worry.

00:07:18.760 We're gonna have triplets, bro.

00:07:19.760 I don't even worry about that.

00:07:21.760 I'm like wet.

00:07:24.760 Oh, that's good.

00:07:29.760 I'm like, what?

00:07:39.760 Have you ever lied to get out of seeing a friend?

00:07:41.760 Yes.

00:07:42.760 Yeah.

00:07:43.760 Yeah.

00:07:44.760 That's right, yeah.

00:07:45.760 We love a cancel plan. 0.99

00:07:47.760 Shut up. 1.00

00:07:48.760 Shut up. 1.00

00:07:49.760 I hate when people talk like that, right? 1.00

00:07:50.760 we love a we love a horse girl queen we do we're not going bowling tonight 0.98

00:07:57.680 we are we are already canceled on you before that was real though i mean yeah i had an ear

00:08:02.480 infection okay would you take back anything that you've said or posted online

00:08:09.020 no cap

00:08:13.660 are you joking how

00:08:19.200 okay all right well with all of the right wing organizations you've worked with is daily wire

00:08:31.940 your favorite yes oh god did you ever have a crush on me no cap cap undercover 0.99

00:08:42.760 you fake gay shock him shock him i don't know this dude brett brett i will save you 0.99

00:08:50.240 from these predators you're spending your time with brett brett you'll be okay you'll be safe 1.00

00:08:58.000 with me no more of these leeches this dude is sucking cock just to be around you imagine 1.00

00:09:04.880 being so into breath that you suck dick to gain her trust what that's insane oh my god i'm a 1.00

00:09:14.540 homewrecker a whole homewrecker and he's got a fiance on the way i'm moving in with y'all i 1.00

00:09:20.800 thought i was gay i i guess i'm wrong sir do you think you're a better person than me 0.58

00:09:27.760 no yes he does

00:09:31.140 i would be upset if that was

00:09:35.920 i want to scoop you out of the train tracks like in an old 50s movie this look demon demon

00:09:46.480 you did it you did it i'm like out of breath i feel like i'm gonna be elijah you spelled need

00:09:57.200 wrong you said we need to speak a social media app you need to read a dictionary bro go back to

00:10:01.540 school like drenched it's wet oh i'm moist this is not what what what is the vocation he's wet

00:10:08.000 and moist half wait what is like these all right i'm scared you should be okay well y'all are about

00:10:18.460 to see the real brett cooper and tell me if it's too tight that's okay questions that we have here

00:10:24.640 that's all right okay then i got one to go around your tummy oh my god nothing will shock you oh

00:10:30.480 you're telling me i'm straight i guess so maybe you're just bye stick that arm in there i turned 0.64

00:10:35.920 you you did you flipped me like a bacon strip who needs conversion he kind of talks like jadeon

00:10:42.080 right the way he said that one you flipped me like a bacon strip there's a therapy of me

00:10:47.200 that's what your mom wanted that's the that's the motto who needs conversion

00:10:50.560 therapy when you have Brett Cooper, ladies and gentlemen.

00:10:54.720 Okay, all right.

00:10:56.760 Let me get you calibrated in.

00:10:58.440 Okay.

00:10:58.820 First, regarding whether or not you told the truth concerning the specific questions asked

00:11:05.220 of you during the interview today, do you intend to answer truthfully to each of my

00:11:08.840 questions?

00:11:09.640 Yes.

00:11:13.200 Go ahead.

00:11:16.600 Have you ever voted Democrat?

00:11:18.600 No.

00:11:19.520 Truth.

00:11:20.300 She doesn't lie.

00:11:21.600 Brett, you're perfect.

00:11:22.920 Okay.

00:11:24.300 Would you ever date a Democrat?

00:11:25.920 No.

00:11:27.720 She would, actually.

00:11:28.940 Maybe.

00:11:30.260 Yes, because I have in the past, but I would not now. 0.99

00:11:33.700 Damn, you a good truth teller. 0.99

00:11:35.200 Oh my God, Brett. 1.00

00:11:36.260 Brett, Brett, your soul is so pure.

00:11:38.760 I was watching your embarrassing moments video in the comic section the other day,

00:11:42.360 and you mentioned you've never crapped your pants.

00:11:45.040 Are you sure that's true?

00:11:46.300 Yes.

00:11:47.280 You've never crapped your pants?

00:11:48.260 uh oh he sounds just like jadeon look close your eyes and listen to him say this one more time

00:11:53.960 true yes you've never crapped your pants uh oh what everybody's pooped their pants why are you

00:12:03.240 lying man brett brett brett brett you were so close i mean i guess it's a baby oh god oh we have 0.99

00:12:10.380 i guess that i would have to be on all right okay we have a shitter on our on the set 0.99

00:12:15.360 do you believe that black lives matter yes no she doesn't uh-oh going with your bad self 0.99

00:12:26.600 talking about the organization or are you talking about you

00:12:31.280 you think that you have the best show on daily wire yes she does you got a little ego come on

00:12:38.800 man. Be honest, be honest, be honest, be honest, be honest. Horse girl. 1.00

00:12:41.800 No.

00:12:42.800 Really? Uh-oh.

00:12:45.800 Oh no, no. There we go. There we go.

00:12:49.800 I did it twice. Oh. You have a really good show. Own it.

00:12:55.800 Humility is important. Well, who else is on the Daily Wire? She got the best show. Name one of their... Ben Shapiro? Is he also on that?

00:13:04.800 Are you tired of being called the female Ben Shapiro?

00:13:08.760 Yeah, she is yes 1.00

00:13:13.400 Chad never say that stupid joke again pret. I will punch everybody who says that dumb joke there this children 1.00

00:13:20.120 Do you think that I'd have a successful YouTube channel? No, she doesn't no cap cap cap cap cap cap 1.00

00:13:26.440 Wow, of course you wouldn't fake a why you like that fake female empathy, you know, you would not stop lying to your friends, bro 1.00

00:13:33.940 this is why i would never want to be a lie detector test with some of my friends it's like

00:13:39.060 do you think i could be oh shady shady okay i subscribe to the youtube channel that you have

00:13:50.760 now okay i see yeah because you're a nice yeah i can subscribe but come on you know the real

00:13:56.500 from the fake he's an undercover game barely any videos on it but i would watch it

00:14:00.680 terrible friend apparently wow would you consider yourself more libertarian than conservative yes

00:14:07.860 okay yeah yeah would you ever be a stay-at-home mom yeah yeah yeah bruh yeah

00:14:14.220 how many kids do you want five three four 1.00

00:14:18.660 good number oh she wants five yo bruh i'm gonna give you 17 kids what are you talking about three

00:14:26.100 or four is not enough that's the first nuts gonna be three or four kids bruh come on baby

00:14:30.240 Come here.

00:14:31.240 Give the little kids you want.

00:14:32.240 What you, what you, what you, what you, what you like?

00:14:34.240 What do I want?

00:14:35.240 You want more m-m-m-m-m-m in Minecraft?

00:14:40.240 Is it three or four?

00:14:41.240 Oh, either one I'd be happy with.

00:14:46.240 Do you think Hassan Piker is hot?

00:14:48.240 No.

00:14:53.240 Why do you think it's so hard?

00:14:55.240 NOOOOOOO!!! 0.76

00:15:02.240 She belongs to the chat! 0.52

00:15:04.240 She belongs to the chat! 0.52

00:15:06.240 Yes in some photos?

00:15:17.240 Please be lying.

00:15:18.240 Recently, I don't like the hair. Before, yes.

00:15:22.240 Okay, okay, it's fair, I mean, he is.

00:15:25.860 Yeah, he's built.

00:15:27.460 Do you think-

00:15:28.300 No!

00:15:52.240 Trump should call it quits.

00:15:57.540 Yes.

00:15:58.540 I mean...

00:15:59.540 Before?

00:16:00.540 Yes.

00:16:01.540 Okay.

00:16:02.540 Okay.

00:16:03.540 It's fair.

00:16:04.540 I mean, he is.

00:16:05.540 No!

00:16:06.540 No!

00:16:11.540 Bro!

00:16:20.540 All right.

00:16:21.540 I guess from 2024. Let's go.

00:16:25.100 Do you regret anything that you've said online?

00:16:28.940 No.

00:16:32.920 How is that possible with all your episodes?

00:16:36.240 I'm just the best. I'm the best. No. I just, yeah. I have no shame.

00:16:40.800 Don't. It's your bad self.

00:16:42.600 Have you ever pretended to like a celebrity that you've met?

00:16:46.720 So, like, if you're at a meeting, like, you're at an event.

00:16:48.640 You're pretending to like him.

00:16:51.780 Yes.

00:16:55.920 No.

00:16:57.620 This is actually working in my favor.

00:16:59.360 You're just a nice soul.

00:17:00.720 It's that line from, well, I guess it was from Heather's, which is the show I was in. 1.00

00:17:04.180 But it was like, I'm a nice person, you bitch. 1.00

00:17:08.360 Debatable. 0.99

00:17:09.400 Well, I guess we're about to find out.

00:17:10.640 Have you ever been in a fight?

00:17:12.160 Yes, but like contained.

00:17:14.460 Like jiu-jitsu.

00:17:14.860 What does that mean?

00:17:15.560 Oh, I'm like.

00:17:16.220 I broke somebody's nose in that. 0.99

00:17:18.220 Damn. 1.00

00:17:20.980 Brett, I'm going to break your nose after saying some stupid shit like that, Brett. 1.00

00:17:23.780 You got to be disciplined for that in Minecraft. 1.00

00:17:26.360 Can't believe you just...

00:17:28.980 Brett, we had something special.

00:17:33.460 All those picnics, all those sunsets.

00:17:37.180 All those libs we dunked on.

00:17:40.420 All those memories, Brett.

00:17:48.220 Have you ever crop dusted someone in the store?

00:18:03.240 Is that just me, like, farting around them?

00:18:05.020 Yeah, like, you ever, like, farted, but then, like, walked away?

00:18:08.520 Probably.

00:18:10.160 Yes, I guess.

00:18:11.200 She told the truth.

00:18:12.740 Miss Flatulent. 0.99

00:18:14.060 Okay, Miss Shitter. 1.00

00:18:15.480 Yes, are you shitting in public? 1.00

00:18:18.220 Would you ever ghost me or betray me for a million dollars cash? 1.00

00:18:24.320 Hell yeah. You guys are not real friends.

00:18:26.340 No.

00:18:27.460 Cap. Shocker. Yeah, this is a fake-ass friendship right now.

00:18:31.700 He's undercover. He's sucking dick just to talk to her. 1.00

00:18:35.520 And she's with him because they're the gay best friends that she can try and close with. 1.00

00:18:39.260 And like, do you like this? Look, you feel my boobies here. 0.98

00:18:42.780 Fake-ass friendship. 0.99

00:18:44.820 Brett, fake-ass bro. Brett, Brett. 0.97

00:18:48.220 but chad should i forgive her for that she can't help it she's been she's a bot too sometimes 0.97

00:18:56.260 she's been manipulated but we'll we'll fix you we'll fix you shady you're not gonna follow me

00:19:01.740 on youtube i already did you're gonna betray me for a stack 0.95

00:19:07.620 learned a lot today about each other yeah apparently i hate you and you're in love with

00:19:13.700 Yeah, that's how it works.

00:19:15.140 It's called unrequited love.

00:19:18.340 Oh, my gosh.

00:19:19.260 So, do you have any questions for us?

00:19:21.420 Or for me, I guess.

00:19:22.940 In 10 seconds to last, what is 13 times 99?

00:19:27.500 What?

00:19:29.620 In 10 seconds to last, what is 13 times 99?

00:19:33.320 Somewhere in the 1,200-ish range.

00:19:36.720 Above that, in between.

00:19:38.540 This test is complete.

00:19:40.560 I didn't do well in math.

00:19:41.820 All right, thank you so much.

00:19:42.980 Thank you.

00:19:43.700 You want the first really quick?

00:19:45.700 Mm-hmm.

00:19:46.700 Ah!

00:19:47.700 Ah!

00:19:48.700 Jesus.

00:19:51.700 All right.

00:19:52.700 That's her, bro.

00:19:53.700 Thank you.

00:19:54.700 Oh my god.

00:19:56.700 Chat, answer the poll.

00:19:57.700 Should I forgive her?

00:19:59.700 Right, you got a lot of work to do.

00:20:01.700 I ain't gonna lie.

00:20:02.700 We were doing well.

00:20:04.700 Let me see what the chat thinks, but...

00:20:10.700 That's it.

00:20:11.700 This is your job?

00:20:13.700 You

SNEAKO Discovers The TRUTH About Brett Cooper

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