SNEAKO - August 27, 2022


SNEAKO Discovers The TRUTH About Brett Cooper


Episode Stats

Length

20 minutes

Words per Minute

141.7455

Word Count

2,872

Sentence Count

219

Misogynist Sentences

16

Hate Speech Sentences

24


Summary

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Brett Cooper takes a shocking lie detector test with his best friend and co-worker, Amir. Is he a closeted gay? Does he lie about his relationship with his fianc ?

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.080 Brett Cooper takes a shocking lie detector test.
00:00:03.540 Brett!
00:00:04.200 Y'all are about to see the real Brett Cooper.
00:00:06.880 Uh-oh.
00:00:08.080 Oh, no, no.
00:00:11.360 Hi.
00:00:12.640 Good.
00:00:14.420 How are you, Michael?
00:00:15.520 I'm doing great.
00:00:18.700 You ever had a polygraph test before?
00:00:20.660 No, sir.
00:00:21.460 No?
00:00:22.060 No.
00:00:22.480 Oh, man, you're gonna love this.
00:00:25.360 I think it's also important for people to know that we have shock collars.
00:00:29.400 uh-huh yes because my team is psychotic that's why i love them a couple of fingers this way
00:00:38.520 fingers yeah your team is psychotic your routine is psychotic brad wait till you meet me
00:00:44.040 we should go be psychotic i'm gonna tell you that shit for sure nothing will shock you
00:00:49.260 yeah yeah sure sure jane nothing let me make sure we got a good reading on you
00:00:59.400 We read it.
00:01:01.400 Okay.
00:01:02.400 Go ahead.
00:01:04.400 Do you love me even though I'm making you take a polygraph exam?
00:01:06.400 Yes.
00:01:07.400 Okay.
00:01:11.400 Alright.
00:01:13.400 Am I your favorite YouTuber?
00:01:19.400 No.
00:01:20.400 No.
00:01:21.400 Wrong.
00:01:22.400 No.
00:01:23.400 She's not telling the truth.
00:01:24.400 Oh!
00:01:25.400 Well, I mean...
00:01:26.400 Jesus!
00:01:27.400 Oh, I mean, I enjoy watching you, so I'm like, yeah.
00:01:33.420 I should have just said yes.
00:01:35.300 I was like, okay.
00:01:36.480 Is comment section Brett an accurate representation of who I am in real life?
00:01:40.060 Oh, yeah.
00:01:40.640 Yeah.
00:01:41.560 Truth.
00:01:42.260 Knowing me, do you actually think I live in accordance with my values?
00:01:46.340 Yes, she does.
00:01:47.280 Of course you do.
00:01:48.160 If you say anything, you say anything.
00:01:50.740 Yeah, you do.
00:01:51.960 Yeah.
00:01:53.580 I'm nervous there.
00:01:54.840 I had to think about our night's house.
00:01:55.800 But...
00:01:56.400 um do you remember the first time we met yes actually yeah where was it it was at a something
00:02:03.880 are they dating who the hell is this dude who is this they're friends
00:02:08.600 you ain't gonna have no male friends when you're working with me i don't know about that but this
00:02:16.660 guy amirio you wilding gang how the fuck is she just your friend what the fuck well jasper
00:02:23.800 i think who's that the restaurant we had brunch at least when you came here didn't i no we met
00:02:29.540 a different time which i was actually wondering if you remembered i met you at the premiere for
00:02:33.600 religion of green no way and you know okay and i was like a fan and was like can i meet you i'm
00:02:40.320 doing since 2019 yeah crazy uh did i make a good first impression on you no i mean i don't remember
00:02:46.980 it yeah i guess there we go um okay chat is this the gay best friend why are they doing a lie
00:02:54.900 detector this is i want some more attention in here does this go are you really gay yeah okay
00:03:00.580 yeah all right well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah bro oh wait let me what yeah he's not telling it i mean
00:03:10.740 he's faking being a gay friend and talk to you brett
00:03:15.260 brett who are you hanging around you got fake gays
00:03:18.820 in your circle
00:03:20.500 how am i lying about that yes it's a facade
00:03:28.420 your blood pressure went up i get nervous
00:03:32.520 this dude is an under an undercover straight being gay to be around you
00:03:39.160 Brett, who are you spending time with?
00:03:41.120 Brett, this is ridiculous.
00:03:42.900 I will save you.
00:03:44.020 I can fix you.
00:03:45.180 This is not who you should be spending time with.
00:03:48.120 Makes me get a little...
00:03:49.160 We need to go to therapy after this.
00:03:50.820 Apparently.
00:03:51.900 I've been to conversion therapy once, so I mean, hey.
00:03:55.140 Always down for another.
00:03:56.500 Okay.
00:03:57.320 Exposed.
00:03:58.320 But he got that exposed.
00:04:00.780 He sound like it.
00:04:01.920 But this dude is...
00:04:03.720 sucking dick in a lie.
00:04:06.700 Do you keep any secrets from your fiance?
00:04:09.160 no you can have a man fiance do you like to get high yeah no shit oh my gosh yeah dude
00:04:22.640 we're 20 friendly over here he told the truth on that one oh wow but he ain't really gay
00:04:30.100 imagine getting exposed like that i mean like if i was gay being around bread i would switch to
00:04:38.000 oh this is a hard hitting one for people who follow amir on instagram do you actually like
00:04:42.940 the taste of cookies dipped in water yeah i thought she was gonna ask a way different
00:04:47.440 question why does she have to pause after do you like the taste he's not telling the truth
00:04:53.360 there's no there's no okay there's no way yeah brett there is a way i don't know who you spending
00:05:01.380 time with but we gonna change that i trust me trust me but i'm gonna take you on a nice home
00:05:06.680 depot date with a flannel shirt we'll be we'll go to your concerts we'll go listen to country music
00:05:13.220 and go sit in a pickup truck and go to the tailgate and you can get away from these toxic
00:05:17.780 what the fuck these these fake gays you'll be fine man i will never lie to you like that we're gonna
00:05:23.420 do a lie detector test and nobody's getting shocked only thing that's getting shocked is your heart
00:05:27.260 when a shock you wouldn't shut up this is gonna be i'm exposing you it's a lie there's i will never
00:05:33.920 drink cow titty juice that's just not a thing water and cookies is the best i'm putting that
00:05:38.720 hands down you're such a freak bro what the hell is he talking water and cookie why are you lying
00:05:43.520 bro why are you lying i don't care what that shocker says nobody likes water and cookies this
00:05:50.160 is but this dude is such a weirdo okay oh do i deserve the platform that i have now yeah
00:05:58.160 Yeah. Yeah, I would agree.
00:05:59.500 He's lying. He's lying.
00:06:01.000 This dude is jealous.
00:06:02.180 Shock him, shock him.
00:06:04.660 Shock his ass.
00:06:05.660 Okay.
00:06:07.180 Am I too hard on people?
00:06:09.320 No.
00:06:12.460 Oh.
00:06:13.540 What do you mean?
00:06:15.100 He's not telling the truth.
00:06:19.060 This lying ass gay best friend undercover
00:06:22.860 who's gonna take, bro, he probably is like,
00:06:25.160 let me fill your titties as a joke.
00:06:26.760 Ha ha, okay.
00:06:27.800 Brett, what are you doing?
00:06:29.440 You think you could change around him?
00:06:30.900 You think you're gonna go on a shopping spree with him?
00:06:32.460 He's gonna see you in the changing room
00:06:33.680 when you put on outfits while the 80s music plays?
00:06:35.660 What about this one?
00:06:36.660 What about this one?
00:06:37.500 You get ready to go on a date
00:06:38.300 with some corny ass dude with the cowboy hat
00:06:40.080 at some dumb ass concert?
00:06:41.340 What are you spending your time with?
00:06:43.100 What are you, who are these people in your circle?
00:06:45.320 Brett, I'm gonna change all, I'm gonna fix you.
00:06:46.980 Don't worry about it, don't worry about it.
00:06:48.140 Brett, I'm gonna change you.
00:06:49.080 I'm gonna fix you.
00:06:49.920 I can save you.
00:06:54.000 This is like, I don't know what waterboarding is like.
00:06:56.760 But this is, this is some next level.
00:06:59.440 Chad, she is a horse girl.
00:07:01.760 She is a horse girl.
00:07:02.760 But I just, I need, I'm tired of the, I can't keep.
00:07:07.760 Okay, apparently I need to be nicer.
00:07:10.760 Do you think I would be a good mom?
00:07:12.760 Yes.
00:07:13.760 Yes.
00:07:14.760 Yeah, bro, you gonna be a good mom.
00:07:16.760 Yeah, don't worry.
00:07:17.760 Don't worry.
00:07:18.760 We're gonna have triplets, bro.
00:07:19.760 I don't even worry about that.
00:07:21.760 I'm like wet.
00:07:24.760 Oh, that's good.
00:07:29.760 I'm like, what?
00:07:39.760 Have you ever lied to get out of seeing a friend?
00:07:41.760 Yes.
00:07:42.760 Yeah.
00:07:43.760 Yeah.
00:07:44.760 That's right, yeah.
00:07:45.760 We love a cancel plan.
00:07:47.760 Shut up.
00:07:48.760 Shut up.
00:07:49.760 I hate when people talk like that, right?
00:07:50.760 we love a we love a horse girl queen we do we're not going bowling tonight
00:07:57.680 we are we are already canceled on you before that was real though i mean yeah i had an ear
00:08:02.480 infection okay would you take back anything that you've said or posted online
00:08:09.020 no cap
00:08:13.660 are you joking how
00:08:19.200 okay all right well with all of the right wing organizations you've worked with is daily wire
00:08:31.940 your favorite yes oh god did you ever have a crush on me no cap cap undercover
00:08:42.760 you fake gay shock him shock him i don't know this dude brett brett i will save you
00:08:50.240 from these predators you're spending your time with brett brett you'll be okay you'll be safe
00:08:58.000 with me no more of these leeches this dude is sucking cock just to be around you imagine
00:09:04.880 being so into breath that you suck dick to gain her trust what that's insane oh my god i'm a
00:09:14.540 homewrecker a whole homewrecker and he's got a fiance on the way i'm moving in with y'all i
00:09:20.800 thought i was gay i i guess i'm wrong sir do you think you're a better person than me
00:09:27.760 no yes he does
00:09:31.140 i would be upset if that was
00:09:35.920 i want to scoop you out of the train tracks like in an old 50s movie this look demon demon
00:09:46.480 you did it you did it i'm like out of breath i feel like i'm gonna be elijah you spelled need
00:09:57.200 wrong you said we need to speak a social media app you need to read a dictionary bro go back to
00:10:01.540 school like drenched it's wet oh i'm moist this is not what what what is the vocation he's wet
00:10:08.000 and moist half wait what is like these all right i'm scared you should be okay well y'all are about
00:10:18.460 to see the real brett cooper and tell me if it's too tight that's okay questions that we have here
00:10:24.640 that's all right okay then i got one to go around your tummy oh my god nothing will shock you oh
00:10:30.480 you're telling me i'm straight i guess so maybe you're just bye stick that arm in there i turned
00:10:35.920 you you did you flipped me like a bacon strip who needs conversion he kind of talks like jadeon
00:10:42.080 right the way he said that one you flipped me like a bacon strip there's a therapy of me
00:10:47.200 that's what your mom wanted that's the that's the motto who needs conversion
00:10:50.560 therapy when you have Brett Cooper, ladies and gentlemen.
00:10:54.720 Okay, all right.
00:10:56.760 Let me get you calibrated in.
00:10:58.440 Okay.
00:10:58.820 First, regarding whether or not you told the truth concerning the specific questions asked
00:11:05.220 of you during the interview today, do you intend to answer truthfully to each of my
00:11:08.840 questions?
00:11:09.640 Yes.
00:11:13.200 Go ahead.
00:11:16.600 Have you ever voted Democrat?
00:11:18.600 No.
00:11:19.520 Truth.
00:11:20.300 She doesn't lie.
00:11:21.600 Brett, you're perfect.
00:11:22.920 Okay.
00:11:24.300 Would you ever date a Democrat?
00:11:25.920 No.
00:11:27.720 She would, actually.
00:11:28.940 Maybe.
00:11:30.260 Yes, because I have in the past, but I would not now.
00:11:33.700 Damn, you a good truth teller.
00:11:35.200 Oh my God, Brett.
00:11:36.260 Brett, Brett, your soul is so pure.
00:11:38.760 I was watching your embarrassing moments video in the comic section the other day,
00:11:42.360 and you mentioned you've never crapped your pants.
00:11:45.040 Are you sure that's true?
00:11:46.300 Yes.
00:11:47.280 You've never crapped your pants?
00:11:48.260 uh oh he sounds just like jadeon look close your eyes and listen to him say this one more time
00:11:53.960 true yes you've never crapped your pants uh oh what everybody's pooped their pants why are you
00:12:03.240 lying man brett brett brett brett you were so close i mean i guess it's a baby oh god oh we have
00:12:10.380 i guess that i would have to be on all right okay we have a shitter on our on the set
00:12:15.360 do you believe that black lives matter yes no she doesn't uh-oh going with your bad self
00:12:26.600 talking about the organization or are you talking about you
00:12:31.280 you think that you have the best show on daily wire yes she does you got a little ego come on
00:12:38.800 man. Be honest, be honest, be honest, be honest, be honest. Horse girl.
00:12:41.800 No.
00:12:42.800 Really? Uh-oh.
00:12:45.800 Oh no, no. There we go. There we go.
00:12:49.800 I did it twice. Oh. You have a really good show. Own it.
00:12:55.800 Humility is important. Well, who else is on the Daily Wire? She got the best show. Name one of their... Ben Shapiro? Is he also on that?
00:13:04.800 Are you tired of being called the female Ben Shapiro?
00:13:08.760 Yeah, she is yes
00:13:13.400 Chad never say that stupid joke again pret. I will punch everybody who says that dumb joke there this children
00:13:20.120 Do you think that I'd have a successful YouTube channel? No, she doesn't no cap cap cap cap cap cap
00:13:26.440 Wow, of course you wouldn't fake a why you like that fake female empathy, you know, you would not stop lying to your friends, bro
00:13:33.940 this is why i would never want to be a lie detector test with some of my friends it's like
00:13:39.060 do you think i could be oh shady shady okay i subscribe to the youtube channel that you have
00:13:50.760 now okay i see yeah because you're a nice yeah i can subscribe but come on you know the real
00:13:56.500 from the fake he's an undercover game barely any videos on it but i would watch it
00:14:00.680 terrible friend apparently wow would you consider yourself more libertarian than conservative yes
00:14:07.860 okay yeah yeah would you ever be a stay-at-home mom yeah yeah yeah bruh yeah
00:14:14.220 how many kids do you want five three four
00:14:18.660 good number oh she wants five yo bruh i'm gonna give you 17 kids what are you talking about three
00:14:26.100 or four is not enough that's the first nuts gonna be three or four kids bruh come on baby
00:14:30.240 Come here.
00:14:31.240 Give the little kids you want.
00:14:32.240 What you, what you, what you, what you, what you like?
00:14:34.240 What do I want?
00:14:35.240 You want more m-m-m-m-m-m in Minecraft?
00:14:40.240 Is it three or four?
00:14:41.240 Oh, either one I'd be happy with.
00:14:46.240 Do you think Hassan Piker is hot?
00:14:48.240 No.
00:14:53.240 Why do you think it's so hard?
00:14:55.240 NOOOOOOO!!!
00:15:02.240 She belongs to the chat!
00:15:04.240 She belongs to the chat!
00:15:06.240 Yes in some photos?
00:15:17.240 Please be lying.
00:15:18.240 Recently, I don't like the hair. Before, yes.
00:15:22.240 Okay, okay, it's fair, I mean, he is.
00:15:25.860 Yeah, he's built.
00:15:27.460 Do you think-
00:15:28.300 No!
00:15:52.240 Trump should call it quits.
00:15:57.540 Yes.
00:15:58.540 I mean...
00:15:59.540 Before?
00:16:00.540 Yes.
00:16:01.540 Okay.
00:16:02.540 Okay.
00:16:03.540 It's fair.
00:16:04.540 I mean, he is.
00:16:05.540 No!
00:16:06.540 No!
00:16:11.540 Bro!
00:16:20.540 All right.
00:16:21.540 I guess from 2024. Let's go.
00:16:25.100 Do you regret anything that you've said online?
00:16:28.940 No.
00:16:32.920 How is that possible with all your episodes?
00:16:36.240 I'm just the best. I'm the best. No. I just, yeah. I have no shame.
00:16:40.800 Don't. It's your bad self.
00:16:42.600 Have you ever pretended to like a celebrity that you've met?
00:16:46.720 So, like, if you're at a meeting, like, you're at an event.
00:16:48.640 You're pretending to like him.
00:16:51.780 Yes.
00:16:55.920 No.
00:16:57.620 This is actually working in my favor.
00:16:59.360 You're just a nice soul.
00:17:00.720 It's that line from, well, I guess it was from Heather's, which is the show I was in.
00:17:04.180 But it was like, I'm a nice person, you bitch.
00:17:08.360 Debatable.
00:17:09.400 Well, I guess we're about to find out.
00:17:10.640 Have you ever been in a fight?
00:17:12.160 Yes, but like contained.
00:17:14.460 Like jiu-jitsu.
00:17:14.860 What does that mean?
00:17:15.560 Oh, I'm like.
00:17:16.220 I broke somebody's nose in that.
00:17:18.220 Damn.
00:17:20.980 Brett, I'm going to break your nose after saying some stupid shit like that, Brett.
00:17:23.780 You got to be disciplined for that in Minecraft.
00:17:26.360 Can't believe you just...
00:17:28.980 Brett, we had something special.
00:17:33.460 All those picnics, all those sunsets.
00:17:37.180 All those libs we dunked on.
00:17:40.420 All those memories, Brett.
00:17:48.220 Have you ever crop dusted someone in the store?
00:18:03.240 Is that just me, like, farting around them?
00:18:05.020 Yeah, like, you ever, like, farted, but then, like, walked away?
00:18:08.520 Probably.
00:18:10.160 Yes, I guess.
00:18:11.200 She told the truth.
00:18:12.740 Miss Flatulent.
00:18:14.060 Okay, Miss Shitter.
00:18:15.480 Yes, are you shitting in public?
00:18:18.220 Would you ever ghost me or betray me for a million dollars cash?
00:18:24.320 Hell yeah. You guys are not real friends.
00:18:26.340 No.
00:18:27.460 Cap. Shocker. Yeah, this is a fake-ass friendship right now.
00:18:31.700 He's undercover. He's sucking dick just to talk to her.
00:18:35.520 And she's with him because they're the gay best friends that she can try and close with.
00:18:39.260 And like, do you like this? Look, you feel my boobies here.
00:18:42.780 Fake-ass friendship.
00:18:44.820 Brett, fake-ass bro. Brett, Brett.
00:18:48.220 but chad should i forgive her for that she can't help it she's been she's a bot too sometimes
00:18:56.260 she's been manipulated but we'll we'll fix you we'll fix you shady you're not gonna follow me
00:19:01.740 on youtube i already did you're gonna betray me for a stack
00:19:07.620 learned a lot today about each other yeah apparently i hate you and you're in love with
00:19:13.700 Yeah, that's how it works.
00:19:15.140 It's called unrequited love.
00:19:18.340 Oh, my gosh.
00:19:19.260 So, do you have any questions for us?
00:19:21.420 Or for me, I guess.
00:19:22.940 In 10 seconds to last, what is 13 times 99?
00:19:27.500 What?
00:19:29.620 In 10 seconds to last, what is 13 times 99?
00:19:33.320 Somewhere in the 1,200-ish range.
00:19:36.720 Above that, in between.
00:19:38.540 This test is complete.
00:19:40.560 I didn't do well in math.
00:19:41.820 All right, thank you so much.
00:19:42.980 Thank you.
00:19:43.700 You want the first really quick?
00:19:45.700 Mm-hmm.
00:19:46.700 Ah!
00:19:47.700 Ah!
00:19:48.700 Jesus.
00:19:51.700 All right.
00:19:52.700 That's her, bro.
00:19:53.700 Thank you.
00:19:54.700 Oh my god.
00:19:56.700 Chat, answer the poll.
00:19:57.700 Should I forgive her?
00:19:59.700 Right, you got a lot of work to do.
00:20:01.700 I ain't gonna lie.
00:20:02.700 We were doing well.
00:20:04.700 Let me see what the chat thinks, but...
00:20:10.700 That's it.
00:20:11.700 This is your job?
00:20:13.700 You