SNEAKO - March 29, 2023


SNEAKO Doesn't Film a Dead Body in Japan


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

97.317245

Word Count

1,266

Sentence Count

8

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

16


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the Chinese zodiac, the moon, and the moon boy. We also talk about God and Kami, and what it means to be half-Asian and half-Chinese.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 She wanna run with a saint
00:00:01.440 I done made it on my own
00:00:03.020 She hitting my phone
00:00:03.840 She trying to show face
00:00:04.820 My pictures are hitting
00:00:05.920 My finances hitting
00:00:06.780 I'm trying to invest in the place
00:00:08.200 My mother been happy
00:00:09.340 I sent her a picture
00:00:10.120 To show that I'm changing my ways
00:00:11.560 I've really been holding our weight
00:00:13.160 My plan is to grow and to move
00:00:14.800 It bothers to go against
00:00:15.800 All type of hate
00:00:16.540 I need myself cars of luxury
00:00:18.340 I look in the mirror
00:00:19.420 I put on a smile
00:00:20.300 I know that my crowd is loving me
00:00:21.840 Campaigns are letting it rain
00:00:23.240 They're watching the saint
00:00:24.060 We up on the stage
00:00:25.060 For double the trouble
00:00:26.160 I'm running away
00:00:30.000 You've lived here for 17 years you said
00:00:34.200 So what are we looking at?
00:00:36.020 Yes, Toho Cinema
00:00:37.460 It's a theater and a mall
00:00:39.800 And part of that also goes underground
00:00:41.800 And you can't see it
00:00:43.360 But the station's right there too
00:00:44.680 And that's sort of like an underground mall
00:00:46.720 It's the other side of that
00:00:48.080 It's where all the recreational stuff is
00:00:50.480 Which is where we're about to go
00:01:00.000 So Sneakle, where are we at?
00:01:03.760 Are we at a hibachi restaurant?
00:01:05.860 Yeah, we're at a steak restaurant in Fousey
00:01:08.160 Steak restaurant in Fousey
00:01:09.920 Getting some
00:01:10.440 Well, we'll see soon in a bit
00:01:13.000 I'm not gonna
00:01:14.160 If they try to squirt
00:01:15.340 Or like throw anything in my mouth
00:01:16.700 I'm just gonna
00:01:17.200 Yeah
00:01:17.700 He's just gonna cook
00:01:19.140 How's the food, bro?
00:01:30.100 Delicious
00:01:30.500 Good green leaf
00:01:31.260 This guy's a pro
00:01:34.700 He's not saying a word
00:01:35.480 In America right now
00:01:38.540 They would be throwing onions
00:01:40.800 And squeezing stuff into your mouth
00:01:43.000 But this is all professional
00:01:44.020 Doing good
00:01:45.180 Just about the food
00:01:45.920 Not about the show
00:01:46.680 He's just gonna cook his food
00:01:49.080 Now
00:01:49.360 That's all he's supposed to do
00:01:51.840 Wait, if he was acting
00:01:52.720 Are you surprised?
00:01:54.480 I wouldn't hear
00:01:55.400 So what do you call this god?
00:01:58.800 Not god
00:01:59.460 Kami
00:01:59.840 Kami
00:02:00.840 Like a communist?
00:02:02.900 No
00:02:03.120 No, no, no
00:02:03.900 Kami is like
00:02:04.820 Like a governing force of nature
00:02:09.220 Gods
00:02:10.700 Like gods are creators
00:02:11.880 Like they make things out of nothing
00:02:13.200 Right
00:02:13.580 Whereas kami are
00:02:15.060 Like
00:02:15.700 Or the authority
00:02:17.100 Of a particular part of nature
00:02:18.460 And they have like
00:02:19.220 Kami of the ocean
00:02:21.040 Kami of fire
00:02:22.100 Kami of something
00:02:23.220 They have reverence
00:02:24.520 But I wouldn't say
00:02:25.380 It's the same as like
00:02:26.240 A god
00:02:26.840 Gods seem to be like
00:02:28.340 Make things out of nothing
00:02:29.940 Creative forces
00:02:31.680 These are governing forces
00:02:33.000 We might call them
00:02:35.220 Walls of physics
00:02:36.100 But they don't see it that way
00:02:38.260 The walls of physics
00:02:39.820 Are actually
00:02:40.580 There's a layer under that
00:02:41.940 Which are the kami
00:02:42.820 Kami like gods
00:02:43.420 And you would say
00:02:44.140 They're not worshipped
00:02:45.040 Everybody
00:02:45.920 Translates into gods
00:02:48.040 But I disagree with that
00:02:49.160 I don't think
00:02:49.680 Kami is
00:02:50.160 Kami is kami
00:02:51.380 Yeah
00:02:51.960 It's like
00:02:52.600 It's unique
00:02:53.420 It's a unique idea
00:02:55.080 To eastern gods
00:02:56.720 I'm asian glowing
00:02:58.120 You can give thanks to it
00:02:59.360 You can give gratitude to it
00:03:00.920 But you can't ask it
00:03:01.860 To do stuff for you
00:03:02.880 Okay
00:03:03.100 So like
00:03:04.500 Redheads can't come up here
00:03:05.720 Really?
00:03:06.980 Because they don't have souls
00:03:07.840 Seriously?
00:03:09.460 Gingers have no souls
00:03:10.980 No
00:03:11.380 Gingers have no souls
00:03:12.220 I guess
00:03:13.120 Preston
00:03:14.000 Thank god
00:03:14.480 You don't have redheads
00:03:15.180 No
00:03:15.960 I'm married
00:03:16.740 Oh yeah
00:03:17.180 Temple sun
00:03:27.260 Okay sorry
00:03:27.940 So you'll see on these posts
00:03:30.500 Different
00:03:31.080 Conduits
00:03:32.240 These are names
00:03:32.800 Of people
00:03:33.400 Or businesses
00:03:33.880 That
00:03:34.220 They donated this lantern
00:03:36.320 To help
00:03:37.540 So yeah
00:03:39.240 That's the
00:03:39.880 You're the rabbit
00:03:40.760 Chinese zodiac
00:03:41.640 Right?
00:03:42.080 Best year
00:03:42.440 Yes sir
00:03:43.240 These are fortunes
00:03:45.720 That people
00:03:46.100 These look like lions
00:03:49.120 They're actually dogs
00:03:50.220 Dogs
00:03:51.500 Like guardian dogs
00:03:52.940 Yeah
00:03:53.160 So
00:03:54.000 You'll always see them
00:03:55.460 At the gates
00:03:56.120 And one will have the mouth closed
00:03:58.820 And one will have the mouth closed
00:04:00.060 And the one
00:04:02.100 With the mouth open
00:04:03.220 Is letting the good spirits out
00:04:04.740 And the one
00:04:06.000 With the mouth closed
00:04:06.800 Is keeping the bad spirits in
00:04:08.580 So if you have
00:04:10.380 Some bad shit
00:04:11.560 To get off your chest
00:04:12.400 You put it in his ear
00:04:13.880 And if you wanna
00:04:15.480 Breathe next to his mouth
00:04:17.280 You bring the good spirits
00:04:18.400 To yourself
00:04:18.980 I like Preston
00:04:27.080 Cause
00:04:27.680 Oh can you see?
00:04:29.740 Preston's down
00:04:30.500 Preston's with it
00:04:31.760 Preston's with it
00:04:32.600 No matter what it is
00:04:33.840 He wants to experience the culture
00:04:34.980 A lot of gringos
00:04:37.100 They just wanna go
00:04:37.780 And go to the bar
00:04:38.700 They wanna go
00:04:40.280 With Dave and Buster's
00:04:41.160 And watch Tom Brady
00:04:41.960 Preston's like
00:04:43.600 Let's do it
00:04:44.200 So I think that's a great shot
00:04:55.640 With the tall trees
00:05:10.740 You see the little babies
00:05:13.440 He's holding
00:05:14.260 This is Kami
00:05:15.280 For boys
00:05:16.760 Thank him for giving you boys
00:05:19.080 In the future
00:05:19.740 Really from your heart
00:05:24.540 And really believe
00:05:25.620 Funny
00:05:34.940 As a half Asian
00:05:51.480 That I'm being shown
00:05:53.520 The most traditional part of Asia
00:05:55.800 By a Native American
00:05:57.720 Ryan's my chigga
00:05:59.980 My chigga
00:06:01.180 He's got the chigga pass
00:06:02.920 Figure out nature's rules
00:06:04.580 Cause it's all gonna happen
00:06:06.220 It's already been decided
00:06:07.120 Yes
00:06:28.440 I'm so glad I came here
00:06:47.360 Yeah do we need
00:06:52.400 We don't need the blanket
00:06:53.440 No blanket
00:06:55.920 Do we need it?
00:06:57.700 No blanket
00:06:58.300 No blanket
00:06:58.820 Haram
00:07:00.220 This is pretty interesting
00:07:05.780 Yeah
00:07:06.180 Is it racist that right now
00:07:10.220 I hear in my head
00:07:10.900 No
00:07:13.640 Not at all
00:07:14.560 Do you hear that
00:07:15.820 Sitting in the rickshaw?
00:07:16.860 Yeah
00:07:17.100 I almost used that
00:07:17.980 On an Instagram story
00:07:18.880 Where are we going?
00:07:21.240 We're doing a tour
00:07:22.100 Of famous sites
00:07:23.000 And we're gonna end up
00:07:23.760 But Todaiji last
00:07:24.920 Which is the giant Buddha temple
00:07:26.660 First time on a rickshaw
00:07:29.040 Yeah
00:07:30.080 What are these?
00:07:37.620 He's gonna take a photo
00:07:38.940 Oh okay
00:07:39.580 My name is Takashi Aizawa
00:07:41.740 Takashi
00:07:42.440 Please call me Taka
00:07:43.620 Taka
00:07:44.440 Nice to meet you
00:07:45.760 Takashi
00:07:46.440 I'm gonna take a photo
00:07:48.440 Fight
00:07:49.700 I'm gonna take a photo
00:07:50.540 I'm gonna take a photo
00:07:51.440 I'm gonna take a photo
00:07:52.440 I'm gonna take a photo
00:07:53.460 I'm gonna take a photo
00:07:54.260 I'm gonna take a photo
00:07:55.000 This is kind of slavery
00:07:55.960 We're paying them
00:07:57.780 Oh okay okay
00:07:58.860 I mean the slaves got paid
00:08:00.100 No they didn't
00:08:01.460 A little bit
00:08:02.060 Food
00:08:02.540 Free house I guess
00:08:03.500 I'm feeling a little bit
00:08:05.260 I know you
00:08:06.020 White people feel white guilt
00:08:08.320 I'm feeling some Asian guilt right now
00:08:10.540 Feels like I'm not allowed to do this
00:08:13.880 It's okay
00:08:14.880 It's not really
00:08:15.880 It's okay
00:08:16.880 It's not really
00:08:17.880 It's a famous resort hotel
00:08:20.880 Sort of hotel
00:08:21.880 It's a little bit
00:08:24.880 It's a little bit
00:08:25.880 It's not cold
00:08:26.880 It's not cold
00:08:28.880 It's not cute
00:08:29.880 It's not cold
00:08:30.880 Is that cold though?
00:08:38.880 You're cold?
00:08:39.880 No
00:08:40.880 It's hot
00:08:41.880 It's hot
00:08:42.880 It's really hot
00:08:43.880 Yeah
00:08:45.880 Yeah
00:08:46.880 Are you gonna be cold
00:08:47.880 Doing something like this?
00:08:48.880 What kind of Japanese food
00:08:49.880 Do you like so far?
00:08:50.880 What kind of Japanese food
00:08:51.880 Do I like?
00:08:52.880 Oh
00:08:53.880 The women
00:08:54.880 Oh no sorry
00:08:56.880 Sushi
00:08:57.880 Sushi
00:08:58.880 Sushi
00:08:59.880 Yeah
00:09:00.880 Ramen
00:09:01.880 Yeah man
00:09:02.880 Sushi
00:09:03.880 No ramen
00:09:04.880 What does that mean?
00:09:05.880 I said you like eating women
00:09:06.880 That's what you told me to say
00:09:07.880 Yeah yummy yummy
00:09:08.880 Yummy yummy
00:09:38.880 Take your luck around
00:09:39.880 am I going to take a drink?
00:09:40.880 Hey
00:09:42.880 Oh
00:09:43.880 Yeah
00:09:44.880 The dog
00:09:45.880 This lady
00:09:46.880 Just
00:10:03.880 The man
00:10:04.880 please take a look session
00:10:34.880 What do you think about it?
00:10:44.880 Tsubi Masa.
00:11:04.880 Tsubi Masa, our audiences are like 96% male.
00:11:34.880 Tsubi Masa is the name of trayo face.
00:11:38.420 Halloween2019.
00:11:42.740 A public celebration of this year is in Tuluassa,
00:11:51.980 which we both etc工夫 and Tulu in at incredible school.
00:11:54.740 Enjoy time
00:11:55.220 on nag escadrack,
00:12:00.560 What do you think of the sights, man?
00:12:08.060 There's not one gender-neutral bathroom in Japan.
00:12:13.980 I mean, it's beautiful, but I would like the bathrooms to be more inclusive
00:12:17.560 so I could fully enjoy.
00:12:30.560 I mean, it's beautiful.