SNEAKO - March 26, 2023


SNEAKO Sparring In Tokyo

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Episode Stats


Length

14 minutes

Words per minute

122.7

Word count

1,760

Sentence count

223

Harmful content

Misogyny

3

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Toxicity

29

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Hate speech

13

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Summary

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Tokyo, Japan, the fashion capital of Asia, and the most beautiful city in the whole world, this is a trip down memory lane for me and my team as we talk about our first trip to Japan and some of the things we've been up to in the past few days.

Transcript

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00:00:00 I swear to my shot too clear 0.76
00:00:01 On my team's dead, dark, militant, don't get too near
00:00:05 Swear I don't show no fear, I'm outside just like Pierre
00:00:08 And bro, when I cause madness, it's a badness
00:00:10 Place all the money on the mattress
00:00:12 Make all the money, do backflips
00:00:13 Bro, on the field with the hatchery, no Patrick
00:00:15 And a Benzo steak with a classic
00:00:16 Money intake, I'm massive
00:00:18 Bank statement, unelastic
00:00:19 Fresh off topic when I speak
00:00:21 Any target man, clean IS in the air, man's team
00:00:23 Just landed in Tokyo for the first time
00:00:28 Oh, first time
00:00:30 First time, yeah, first time
00:00:31 Thank you for coming to Japan
00:00:33 Oh, thank you for having me
00:00:34 What's your name?
00:00:36 My name is Tateuchi
00:00:39 Tateuchi
00:00:40 Tateuchi, yeah
00:00:42 Tateuchi, yeah
00:00:43 Yes, yes
00:00:44 Yes
00:00:44 They call me Hubert
00:00:46 Pardon?
00:00:48 My name is Hubert
00:00:49 Mr. Hubert
00:00:50 Yes, Mr. Hubert
00:00:51 Okay
00:00:52 Thank you, I'm very excited to be in Tokyo
00:00:55 I can speak a little bit more
00:00:58 Your English is good, it's better than my Japanese 1.00
00:01:01 Go to the hotel and then a little bit of breakfast
00:01:04 No sleep, straight from Bangkok
00:01:06 Got a lot of work to do
00:01:07 And yeah, gonna train, gonna eat
00:01:09 It's gonna be great
00:01:11 What do you think I should eat for breakfast?
00:01:14 What should I eat for breakfast?
00:01:15 Excuse me
00:01:16 I got an answer
00:01:18 Oh, it's okay, it's okay
00:01:22 I'm gonna have sushi
00:01:23 Oh, huh, sushi
00:01:24 Sushi for breakfast
00:01:25 Yes
00:01:26 You said it's the start of the cherry blossom season?
00:01:28 Yes, yes
00:01:29 Maybe, uh, three days, uh, three days after
00:01:36 We can see, uh, 100% of, uh
00:01:40 All cherry blossoms?
00:01:42 Yeah, there's a lot of Japanese people here, man
00:01:58 Yo, there's a lot of Japanese people here, man
00:02:00 There are, man
00:02:01 I wonder where we are
00:02:01 There's a lot of
00:02:02 There's so many Japanese people here
00:02:03 A lot of Asians
00:02:04 I don't know who told them to come here
00:02:07 Yo, so John, Modern Life Dating, where are we?
00:02:10 Tokyo, Japan
00:02:11 Harajuku
00:02:11 The Fashion District
00:02:13 Which is the fashion capital of Asia
00:02:16 And some argue the world
00:02:17 We're here to buy some stuff
00:02:21 You'll see
00:02:21 Some stuff
00:02:22 Gonna buy some stuff
00:02:24 This resets your body count
00:02:25 Drink up 0.87
00:02:27 No longer a cuck after this
00:02:28 Is this the forest?
00:02:30 Yeah, right over here
00:02:30 It's a gigantic temple
00:02:31 Is this the Logan Paul forest?
00:02:33 No, no, no
00:02:34 We're not going there
00:02:35 Why not?
00:02:36 I want to get a thumbnail
00:02:37 Uh, just, no
00:02:40 Lame
00:02:42 What, uh, what gym is this?
00:02:47 Master Japan
00:02:47 Okay, how long have you worked here?
00:02:50 Worked here for about five or six years
00:02:51 Specialized in, uh
00:02:53 MMA
00:02:53 MMA?
00:02:54 Yeah
00:02:55 So if you look up
00:02:56 Right?
00:02:58 Right, if you look up
00:03:00 All the posters from all the guys
00:03:02 We used to fight here
00:03:03 Who was the best one?
00:03:08 Uh, we got Sasuke
00:03:10 He won yesterday
00:03:11 And, uh, he won in Shuto
00:03:13 Probably going to the UFC
00:03:14 Uh, Kurobe was the former Shuto champion
00:03:18 Former champion right there
00:03:21 Oh, hey
00:03:21 Former champion
00:03:22 Owner of the gym is here or not
00:03:26 He's not here
00:03:26 But, uh, he fought in the UFC
00:03:28 Fought John Fitch
00:03:29 Okay
00:03:30 Yeah, I think Fitch
00:03:31 Beat him
00:03:32 I think that decision
00:03:33 Yeah
00:03:33 Fought Nick Diaz too
00:03:34 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:36 I think he beat Nick Diaz
00:03:37 You think?
00:03:38 Yeah, yeah, I think
00:03:39 You should know that
00:03:40 Check on Shirodog 1.00
00:03:41 Check on Shirodog 1.00
00:03:42 He said he beat him
00:03:42 He doesn't want to fight him again
00:03:44 I wouldn't want to fight him again
00:03:47 Yeah
00:03:48 Go
00:03:55 Go
00:03:55 Woo 1.00
00:04:00 Preston, you're not going to win if you keep fucking running 0.99
00:04:08 Sneaker, you're using your reach perfectly right now, bud 0.99
00:04:11 Get him again, Sneaker 0.94
00:04:18 Teach him a lesson for not fighting
00:04:20 Come on, Preston
00:04:23 Push 0.64
00:04:23 There you go
00:04:25 You hit him
00:04:25 Good job
00:04:25 Do it again
00:04:26 There you go
00:04:34 Time
00:04:34 Good job
00:04:35 Dob
00:04:50 family
00:04:54 We got some
00:04:56 We got some
00:05:00 This way
00:05:01 It was
00:05:02 Nice.
00:05:11 Nice.
00:05:12 Nice.
00:05:14 Nice.
00:05:18 Nice.
00:05:20 Nice.
00:05:22 Nice.
00:05:24 Nice.
00:05:26 Nice.
00:05:28 Nice.
00:05:30 Nice.
00:05:31 Welcome to Japan, Japan moment, let's see your skills, cooking is for women, so I didn't 1.00
00:06:00 even know Alan was here, Alan is the new partner for Quality Clothing and Merch that he's been
00:06:05 asking for for a long time, aka the new clothing line, he just signed a contract and then he
00:06:11 texts me, you in Japan? I'm like yeah, let's go get dinner, so cheers to new business. How does it feel?
00:06:19 It's good, Myron always calls me gay for cooking because I like a mochi mochi, I like to do this 1.00
00:06:24 stuff, it's fun, it's like it's active, tomorrow we're going to go to a restaurant where you catch
00:06:29 the fish and then cook it right there, it's fun, you know. Is your masculinity tested right now?
00:06:36 I don't think so, I don't think so.
00:06:37 Good, good.
00:06:46 First impressions?
00:06:50 It's wagyu-ing, it's a place of wagyu. 1.00
00:06:52 This is Japanese.
00:07:00 You don't do it while I do it better, hold on, hold on.
00:07:01 Let's do it, do it.
00:07:03 Show them what it does, show them what it does.
00:07:07 Don't screenshot that.
00:07:08 People really like listen to the law, they care.
00:07:11 It's actually a functioning society.
00:07:13 Huh.
00:07:13 Where, there's no crime, no one's getting in a fight? 0.98
00:07:15 Wait, wait, spot the fat people. 0.90
00:07:17 Wait, what? 0.98
00:07:23 It's a shower.
00:07:26 Why is there a shower?
00:07:32 People spend a lot of time here, guys.
00:07:34 They like sleep here, they play, it's all set up.
00:07:38 Oh my God.
00:07:38 You stay here for 10 hours and take a shower, and then just go back to gambling.
00:07:46 I thought this was an arcade.
00:07:48 I legitimately thought we were in a child's arcade.
00:07:51 No, when I first came to Japan, I walked into one of these things, like, I'm going to play some video games. 0.99
00:07:54 I was like, what the fuck is this? 0.91
00:07:56 This one doesn't have cigarette smoke. 1.00
00:07:58 The ones that have cigarettes smoking, you just see, like, fuck it. 1.00
00:08:01 It's like a thick cloud. 1.00
00:08:03 That's the Matrix.
00:08:04 That drew me in a little bit.
00:08:06 That's, that's real, that is a form of degeneracy.
00:08:09 What's funny is that the majority of these things are owned by Koreans, because they fleece the Japanese. 0.94
00:08:15 They hate each other.
00:08:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:17 How about we go to Bartina?
00:08:19 It's full of black music.
00:08:21 This is it right here.
00:08:23 So you catch the fish, and then you eat it.
00:08:26 You're going to die.
00:08:28 You're dying.
00:08:29 So what happened?
00:08:30 We almost had to leave, because we didn't have a reservation.
00:08:32 How did we get in?
00:08:33 I said, we just have to say, please.
00:08:34 I told them we weren't fully black.
00:08:37 Just a quarter.
00:08:39 It's just barely.
00:08:40 Like, Haiti doesn't even count.
00:08:41 No, I'm just joking.
00:08:42 No, basically, Japan is very structured with their organization and their reservation systems.
00:08:49 Oh, man.
00:08:49 This guy's a super nice guy.
00:08:51 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:08:54 Sorry, and why do you have to go for the same thing today?
00:08:56 Yes.
00:08:57 Okay, I wear extra hands, how to present.
00:08:59 Just one.
00:08:59 Okay.
00:09:01 So, we had to squeeze in there, because at first he was telling us no, but I was like,
00:09:06 it's Nico, he's super popular, we're going to put this on YouTube, get a lot of publications.
00:09:10 Rumble, by the way, not YouTube, but whatever, they don't know.
00:09:13 I get it.
00:09:14 Well, you were being dejected.
00:09:15 I'm like, we could probably do it.
00:09:16 We could probably do it.
00:09:17 You could usually clout your way through things.
00:09:18 Once you catch this, and no radiating and no changing, catch this is the order only.
00:09:34 Dinner serve.
00:09:38 Okay, please tell me your name.
00:09:40 Uh, Suneco.
00:09:41 Suneco Andre.
00:09:48 I think he's saying something.
00:10:10 Dirt.
00:10:12 The Jews did 9-11. 1.00
00:10:14 What the fuck? 1.00
00:10:16 Whoa. 1.00
00:10:17 That's why he's dead. 0.64
00:10:17 Based. 0.57
00:10:18 That's why he's dead.
00:10:20 His bank account's gone.
00:10:22 They killed his assets. 0.99
00:10:24 This Jew's eating my eye. 1.00
00:10:25 Okay, he's fucking... 1.00
00:10:27 The eye's right here. 1.00
00:10:28 Is that his eye?
00:10:28 No, the eye's right here, bro. 0.77
00:10:29 What the hell is this?
00:10:31 I don't know. 0.58
00:10:31 That's the gill.
00:10:32 That's the eye.
00:10:33 Ugh.
00:10:35 Those are people in a concert for that.
00:10:39 See that?
00:10:40 Those are real people.
00:10:41 Are they even real?
00:10:42 What?
00:10:42 Real people.
00:10:44 What, are those real people?
00:10:44 That's a black mirror activity.
00:10:45 It's a hologram.
00:10:48 So...
00:10:48 This girl?
00:10:49 All out live.
00:10:49 Yep.
00:10:51 Playboard.co.
00:10:52 Look it up.
00:10:53 This is why I never really felt Asian.
00:10:55 Because I just don't...
00:10:57 I don't get this stuff, man.
00:11:00 Don't get the appeal.
00:11:02 Not interested.
00:11:03 But they love it.
00:11:04 Look at it.
00:11:04 Look at it.
00:11:04 And that's when I'm like, these are not my people, man.
00:11:18 Haram.
00:11:21 W Riz.
00:11:23 Bro, what are y'all doing in Japan?
00:11:24 Why did you follow me here?
00:11:25 Bro, what are you doing here, bro?
00:11:27 You're supposed to be like Dubai. 0.93
00:11:28 What are you doing in Tokyo?
00:11:29 Huh?
00:11:30 Why are you here, man?
00:11:31 Why are you interrupting my date, bro?
00:11:35 I'm sorry, bro.
00:11:36 I mean, I gotta tap into my Asian roots.
00:11:38 I...
00:11:38 You don't look...
00:11:40 You thought I wasn't even Asian.
00:11:41 I'm showing up here.
00:11:42 I blend right in.
00:11:43 You do not blend in at all.
00:11:46 You look cute, bro.
00:11:47 I saw you at first.
00:11:48 I'm like, that's Jimmy Zhang.
00:11:49 I'm like, am I racist?
00:11:50 No.
00:11:50 No, that's Jimmy Zhang.
00:11:51 That is him.
00:11:52 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:52 That's me.
00:11:53 That's me.
00:11:53 What's up?
00:11:54 Okay, looking good.
00:11:55 Looking flat.
00:11:56 Oh, okay.
00:11:56 We got the A-Kings. 0.87
00:11:57 You see what I'm saying?
00:12:00 That's crazy, bro.
00:12:03 I didn't...
00:12:04 Nah, he balled. 0.83
00:12:06 He's deadass now.
00:12:07 I was just in Bangkok, bro. 0.94
00:12:18 Kill Bill was shot here, if you didn't know.
00:12:19 Shout out to Quentin Tarantino.
00:12:29 Wagyu from Hokkaido.
00:12:30 Hokkaido, Japan.
00:12:31 The northernmost island.
00:12:36 Want to make a Bruce Lee movie so bad.
00:12:38 The probability of us meeting in New York and then going on the same train from Tokyo to Osaka.
00:12:57 Like, what are the actual chances for real? 0.99
00:12:58 Same fucking time. 0.99
00:13:00 Same place. 0.99
00:13:00 Yo, I was in line, and I saw his hoodie, and then he turned a little bit, and I was like,
00:13:05 wait a minute.
00:13:06 That's Jimmy.
00:13:09 Same station, everything.
00:13:11 Bro, are you ready for Osaka?
00:13:12 Yeah, bro.
00:13:13 We're gonna turn up.
00:13:18 Every time I turn off the camera, his jokes, the jokes stop.
00:13:20 Look at YouTubers, man. 0.93
00:13:25 Rumblers are just better. 0.74
00:13:30 He got like three responses to choose from.
00:13:32 Nothing to see here.
00:13:33 Nothing to see here.
00:13:35 That's that I have a brand deal coming up stance.
00:13:40 That's that Raid Shadow Legends money.
00:13:50 All right.
00:14:05 We'll see you next time.
00:14:06 Bye.
00:14:13 Bye.
00:14:14 Bye.
00:14:15 Bye.
00:14:16 Bye.
00:14:18 Bye.
00:14:19 Bye.
00:14:19 Bye.
00:14:20 Bye.
00:14:20 Bye.