SNEAKO - March 26, 2023


SNEAKO Sparring In Tokyo


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

122.70224

Word Count

1,760

Sentence Count

176

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

13


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I swear to my shot too clear
00:00:01.640 On my team's dead, dark, militant, don't get too near
00:00:05.140 Swear I don't show no fear, I'm outside just like Pierre
00:00:08.120 And bro, when I cause madness, it's a badness
00:00:10.740 Place all the money on the mattress
00:00:12.040 Make all the money, do backflips
00:00:13.400 Bro, on the field with the hatchery, no Patrick
00:00:15.400 And a Benzo steak with a classic
00:00:16.980 Money intake, I'm massive
00:00:18.320 Bank statement, unelastic
00:00:19.660 Fresh off topic when I speak
00:00:21.100 Any target man, clean IS in the air, man's team
00:00:23.920 Just landed in Tokyo for the first time
00:00:28.400 Oh, first time
00:00:30.240 First time, yeah, first time
00:00:31.660 Thank you for coming to Japan
00:00:33.020 Oh, thank you for having me
00:00:34.460 What's your name?
00:00:36.620 My name is Tateuchi
00:00:39.600 Tateuchi
00:00:40.900 Tateuchi, yeah
00:00:42.780 Tateuchi, yeah
00:00:43.660 Yes, yes
00:00:44.220 Yes
00:00:44.560 They call me Hubert
00:00:46.200 Pardon?
00:00:48.080 My name is Hubert
00:00:49.000 Mr. Hubert
00:00:50.360 Yes, Mr. Hubert
00:00:51.600 Okay
00:00:52.320 Thank you, I'm very excited to be in Tokyo
00:00:55.220 I can speak a little bit more
00:00:58.380 Your English is good, it's better than my Japanese
00:01:01.140 Go to the hotel and then a little bit of breakfast
00:01:04.480 No sleep, straight from Bangkok
00:01:06.320 Got a lot of work to do
00:01:07.360 And yeah, gonna train, gonna eat
00:01:09.960 It's gonna be great
00:01:11.680 What do you think I should eat for breakfast?
00:01:14.220 What should I eat for breakfast?
00:01:15.980 Excuse me
00:01:16.980 I got an answer
00:01:18.260 Oh, it's okay, it's okay
00:01:22.160 I'm gonna have sushi
00:01:23.160 Oh, huh, sushi
00:01:24.160 Sushi for breakfast
00:01:25.660 Yes
00:01:26.160 You said it's the start of the cherry blossom season?
00:01:28.560 Yes, yes
00:01:29.560 Maybe, uh, three days, uh, three days after
00:01:36.500 We can see, uh, 100% of, uh
00:01:40.500 All cherry blossoms?
00:01:42.500 Yeah, there's a lot of Japanese people here, man
00:01:58.260 Yo, there's a lot of Japanese people here, man
00:02:00.400 There are, man
00:02:01.060 I wonder where we are
00:02:01.940 There's a lot of
00:02:02.620 There's so many Japanese people here
00:02:03.820 A lot of Asians
00:02:04.540 I don't know who told them to come here
00:02:07.240 Yo, so John, Modern Life Dating, where are we?
00:02:10.540 Tokyo, Japan
00:02:11.280 Harajuku
00:02:11.940 The Fashion District
00:02:13.000 Which is the fashion capital of Asia
00:02:16.180 And some argue the world
00:02:17.720 We're here to buy some stuff
00:02:21.200 You'll see
00:02:21.560 Some stuff
00:02:22.200 Gonna buy some stuff
00:02:24.080 This resets your body count
00:02:25.280 Drink up
00:02:27.380 No longer a cuck after this
00:02:28.420 Is this the forest?
00:02:30.100 Yeah, right over here
00:02:30.860 It's a gigantic temple
00:02:31.860 Is this the Logan Paul forest?
00:02:33.400 No, no, no
00:02:34.780 We're not going there
00:02:35.920 Why not?
00:02:36.620 I want to get a thumbnail
00:02:37.500 Uh, just, no
00:02:40.600 Lame
00:02:42.520 What, uh, what gym is this?
00:02:47.160 Master Japan
00:02:47.720 Okay, how long have you worked here?
00:02:50.060 Worked here for about five or six years
00:02:51.840 Specialized in, uh
00:02:53.460 MMA
00:02:53.900 MMA?
00:02:54.740 Yeah
00:02:55.020 So if you look up
00:02:56.180 Right?
00:02:58.880 Right, if you look up
00:03:00.260 All the posters from all the guys
00:03:02.900 We used to fight here
00:03:03.680 Who was the best one?
00:03:08.940 Uh, we got Sasuke
00:03:10.420 He won yesterday
00:03:11.260 And, uh, he won in Shuto
00:03:13.500 Probably going to the UFC
00:03:14.940 Uh, Kurobe was the former Shuto champion
00:03:18.620 Former champion right there
00:03:21.180 Oh, hey
00:03:21.620 Former champion
00:03:22.840 Owner of the gym is here or not
00:03:26.120 He's not here
00:03:26.880 But, uh, he fought in the UFC
00:03:28.440 Fought John Fitch
00:03:29.540 Okay
00:03:30.200 Yeah, I think Fitch
00:03:31.320 Beat him
00:03:32.040 I think that decision
00:03:33.160 Yeah
00:03:33.540 Fought Nick Diaz too
00:03:34.700 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:36.160 I think he beat Nick Diaz
00:03:37.500 You think?
00:03:38.720 Yeah, yeah, I think
00:03:39.440 You should know that
00:03:40.340 Check on Shirodog
00:03:41.300 Check on Shirodog
00:03:42.020 He said he beat him
00:03:42.880 He doesn't want to fight him again
00:03:44.160 I wouldn't want to fight him again
00:03:47.740 Yeah
00:03:48.120 Go
00:03:55.200 Go
00:03:55.280 Woo
00:04:00.400 Preston, you're not going to win if you keep fucking running
00:04:08.280 Sneaker, you're using your reach perfectly right now, bud
00:04:11.780 Get him again, Sneaker
00:04:18.660 Teach him a lesson for not fighting
00:04:20.700 Come on, Preston
00:04:23.360 Push
00:04:23.900 There you go
00:04:25.140 You hit him
00:04:25.540 Good job
00:04:25.940 Do it again
00:04:26.560 There you go
00:04:34.100 Time
00:04:34.580 Good job
00:04:35.300 Dob
00:04:50.040 family
00:04:54.500 We got some
00:04:56.740 We got some
00:05:00.100 This way
00:05:01.060 It was
00:05:02.980 Nice.
00:05:11.980 Nice.
00:05:12.980 Nice.
00:05:14.980 Nice.
00:05:18.980 Nice.
00:05:20.980 Nice.
00:05:22.980 Nice.
00:05:24.980 Nice.
00:05:26.980 Nice.
00:05:28.980 Nice.
00:05:30.980 Nice.
00:05:31.980 Welcome to Japan, Japan moment, let's see your skills, cooking is for women, so I didn't
00:06:00.660 even know Alan was here, Alan is the new partner for Quality Clothing and Merch that he's been
00:06:05.880 asking for for a long time, aka the new clothing line, he just signed a contract and then he
00:06:11.080 texts me, you in Japan? I'm like yeah, let's go get dinner, so cheers to new business. How does it feel?
00:06:19.800 It's good, Myron always calls me gay for cooking because I like a mochi mochi, I like to do this
00:06:24.640 stuff, it's fun, it's like it's active, tomorrow we're going to go to a restaurant where you catch
00:06:29.680 the fish and then cook it right there, it's fun, you know. Is your masculinity tested right now?
00:06:36.760 I don't think so, I don't think so.
00:06:37.980 Good, good.
00:06:46.860 First impressions?
00:06:50.040 It's wagyu-ing, it's a place of wagyu.
00:06:52.760 This is Japanese.
00:07:00.120 You don't do it while I do it better, hold on, hold on.
00:07:01.500 Let's do it, do it.
00:07:03.380 Show them what it does, show them what it does.
00:07:07.640 Don't screenshot that.
00:07:08.760 People really like listen to the law, they care.
00:07:11.140 It's actually a functioning society.
00:07:13.040 Huh.
00:07:13.920 Where, there's no crime, no one's getting in a fight?
00:07:15.940 Wait, wait, spot the fat people.
00:07:17.620 Wait, what?
00:07:23.020 It's a shower.
00:07:26.200 Why is there a shower?
00:07:32.700 People spend a lot of time here, guys.
00:07:34.720 They like sleep here, they play, it's all set up.
00:07:38.220 Oh my God.
00:07:38.820 You stay here for 10 hours and take a shower, and then just go back to gambling.
00:07:46.640 I thought this was an arcade.
00:07:48.840 I legitimately thought we were in a child's arcade.
00:07:51.280 No, when I first came to Japan, I walked into one of these things, like, I'm going to play some video games.
00:07:54.800 I was like, what the fuck is this?
00:07:56.240 This one doesn't have cigarette smoke.
00:07:58.340 The ones that have cigarettes smoking, you just see, like, fuck it.
00:08:01.900 It's like a thick cloud.
00:08:03.460 That's the Matrix.
00:08:04.640 That drew me in a little bit.
00:08:06.900 That's, that's real, that is a form of degeneracy.
00:08:09.620 What's funny is that the majority of these things are owned by Koreans, because they fleece the Japanese.
00:08:15.140 They hate each other.
00:08:16.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:17.920 How about we go to Bartina?
00:08:19.360 It's full of black music.
00:08:21.040 This is it right here.
00:08:23.940 So you catch the fish, and then you eat it.
00:08:26.580 You're going to die.
00:08:28.360 You're dying.
00:08:29.480 So what happened?
00:08:30.120 We almost had to leave, because we didn't have a reservation.
00:08:32.400 How did we get in?
00:08:33.240 I said, we just have to say, please.
00:08:34.320 I told them we weren't fully black.
00:08:37.980 Just a quarter.
00:08:39.120 It's just barely.
00:08:40.440 Like, Haiti doesn't even count.
00:08:41.640 No, I'm just joking.
00:08:42.500 No, basically, Japan is very structured with their organization and their reservation systems.
00:08:49.240 Oh, man.
00:08:49.880 This guy's a super nice guy.
00:08:51.840 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:08:54.420 Sorry, and why do you have to go for the same thing today?
00:08:56.980 Yes.
00:08:57.300 Okay, I wear extra hands, how to present.
00:08:59.300 Just one.
00:08:59.780 Okay.
00:09:01.380 So, we had to squeeze in there, because at first he was telling us no, but I was like,
00:09:06.980 it's Nico, he's super popular, we're going to put this on YouTube, get a lot of publications.
00:09:10.240 Rumble, by the way, not YouTube, but whatever, they don't know.
00:09:13.240 I get it.
00:09:14.260 Well, you were being dejected.
00:09:15.360 I'm like, we could probably do it.
00:09:16.320 We could probably do it.
00:09:17.000 You could usually clout your way through things.
00:09:18.600 Once you catch this, and no radiating and no changing, catch this is the order only.
00:09:34.200 Dinner serve.
00:09:38.620 Okay, please tell me your name.
00:09:40.720 Uh, Suneco.
00:09:41.520 Suneco Andre.
00:09:48.600 I think he's saying something.
00:10:10.540 Dirt.
00:10:12.060 The Jews did 9-11.
00:10:14.440 What the fuck?
00:10:16.380 Whoa.
00:10:17.080 That's why he's dead.
00:10:17.940 Based.
00:10:18.600 That's why he's dead.
00:10:20.600 His bank account's gone.
00:10:22.080 They killed his assets.
00:10:24.300 This Jew's eating my eye.
00:10:25.980 Okay, he's fucking...
00:10:27.140 The eye's right here.
00:10:28.120 Is that his eye?
00:10:28.920 No, the eye's right here, bro.
00:10:29.980 What the hell is this?
00:10:31.040 I don't know.
00:10:31.560 That's the gill.
00:10:32.300 That's the eye.
00:10:33.920 Ugh.
00:10:35.820 Those are people in a concert for that.
00:10:39.180 See that?
00:10:40.220 Those are real people.
00:10:41.340 Are they even real?
00:10:42.160 What?
00:10:42.820 Real people.
00:10:44.020 What, are those real people?
00:10:44.600 That's a black mirror activity.
00:10:45.840 It's a hologram.
00:10:48.080 So...
00:10:48.580 This girl?
00:10:49.080 All out live.
00:10:49.720 Yep.
00:10:51.580 Playboard.co.
00:10:52.620 Look it up.
00:10:53.460 This is why I never really felt Asian.
00:10:55.720 Because I just don't...
00:10:57.420 I don't get this stuff, man.
00:11:00.300 Don't get the appeal.
00:11:02.060 Not interested.
00:11:03.100 But they love it.
00:11:04.500 Look at it.
00:11:04.900 Look at it.
00:11:04.940 And that's when I'm like, these are not my people, man.
00:11:18.660 Haram.
00:11:21.440 W Riz.
00:11:23.140 Bro, what are y'all doing in Japan?
00:11:24.800 Why did you follow me here?
00:11:25.860 Bro, what are you doing here, bro?
00:11:27.360 You're supposed to be like Dubai.
00:11:28.080 What are you doing in Tokyo?
00:11:29.620 Huh?
00:11:30.380 Why are you here, man?
00:11:31.360 Why are you interrupting my date, bro?
00:11:35.080 I'm sorry, bro.
00:11:36.120 I mean, I gotta tap into my Asian roots.
00:11:38.160 I...
00:11:38.480 You don't look...
00:11:40.120 You thought I wasn't even Asian.
00:11:41.600 I'm showing up here.
00:11:42.460 I blend right in.
00:11:43.300 You do not blend in at all.
00:11:46.500 You look cute, bro.
00:11:47.300 I saw you at first.
00:11:48.200 I'm like, that's Jimmy Zhang.
00:11:49.020 I'm like, am I racist?
00:11:50.400 No.
00:11:50.680 No, that's Jimmy Zhang.
00:11:51.620 That is him.
00:11:52.100 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:52.580 That's me.
00:11:53.000 That's me.
00:11:53.700 What's up?
00:11:54.760 Okay, looking good.
00:11:55.600 Looking flat.
00:11:56.340 Oh, okay.
00:11:56.840 We got the A-Kings.
00:11:57.680 You see what I'm saying?
00:12:00.760 That's crazy, bro.
00:12:03.100 I didn't...
00:12:04.560 Nah, he balled.
00:12:06.020 He's deadass now.
00:12:07.220 I was just in Bangkok, bro.
00:12:18.260 Kill Bill was shot here, if you didn't know.
00:12:19.880 Shout out to Quentin Tarantino.
00:12:29.040 Wagyu from Hokkaido.
00:12:30.860 Hokkaido, Japan.
00:12:31.680 The northernmost island.
00:12:36.380 Want to make a Bruce Lee movie so bad.
00:12:38.420 The probability of us meeting in New York and then going on the same train from Tokyo to Osaka.
00:12:57.340 Like, what are the actual chances for real?
00:12:58.960 Same fucking time.
00:13:00.220 Same place.
00:13:00.840 Yo, I was in line, and I saw his hoodie, and then he turned a little bit, and I was like,
00:13:05.340 wait a minute.
00:13:06.060 That's Jimmy.
00:13:09.760 Same station, everything.
00:13:11.260 Bro, are you ready for Osaka?
00:13:12.560 Yeah, bro.
00:13:13.140 We're gonna turn up.
00:13:18.000 Every time I turn off the camera, his jokes, the jokes stop.
00:13:20.920 Look at YouTubers, man.
00:13:25.860 Rumblers are just better.
00:13:30.140 He got like three responses to choose from.
00:13:32.540 Nothing to see here.
00:13:33.840 Nothing to see here.
00:13:35.080 That's that I have a brand deal coming up stance.
00:13:40.140 That's that Raid Shadow Legends money.
00:13:50.920 All right.
00:14:05.060 We'll see you next time.
00:14:06.400 Bye.
00:14:13.200 Bye.
00:14:14.100 Bye.
00:14:15.040 Bye.
00:14:16.140 Bye.
00:14:18.080 Bye.
00:14:19.040 Bye.
00:14:19.960 Bye.
00:14:20.120 Bye.
00:14:20.560 Bye.