SNEAKO - August 21, 2023


SNEAKO & Fousey Crash Lil Pumps Party & Make Him Do Push-Ups


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

151.02065

Word Count

1,783

Sentence Count

261

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hi to the chat. You're just going to put your back on the chat.
00:00:07.800 Say hi to everyone.
00:00:10.200 This is the chat. This is the chat. Say hi to the chat.
00:00:12.420 Hi chat.
00:00:13.420 Type a one if you like her.
00:00:16.380 And then you have to say WRL on me.
00:00:20.980 That means win or loss. That means good or bad.
00:00:23.280 That's a dub.
00:00:24.560 That's a dub?
00:00:25.340 She a dub.
00:00:25.980 What is that, glitch?
00:00:27.520 This is no, glitch is terrible.
00:00:29.160 It's a failed website.
00:00:30.980 Nobody likes Twitch anymore.
00:00:32.300 It's just for failed liberals to pretend that they're communists,
00:00:34.820 but they actually live a million dollar mansion and like big Democrats.
00:00:37.640 You like Democrats?
00:00:39.120 Throw a dub on out for anybody who's doing it.
00:00:42.520 Well, the liberals are bad and Joe Biden is wearing America.
00:00:45.540 So Twitch is a failed website.
00:00:47.780 So you have to say shout out to Rumble.
00:00:49.980 Shout out to Rumble.
00:00:51.100 And then shout out to K.
00:00:52.300 And shout out to K.
00:00:53.520 Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
00:00:54.760 Shout out to K.
00:00:55.680 Hey, look, come here.
00:00:56.960 I got my chat up.
00:00:57.740 All right, first of all, happy 23rd birthday to Lil Pump.
00:01:03.080 Yes, sir.
00:01:03.700 We had a building.
00:01:04.540 2-3 in the chat.
00:01:06.300 Big 2-3.
00:01:06.920 Happy birthday, Pump, in chat.
00:01:08.500 Let him know.
00:01:11.280 We're saying, let's get it.
00:01:12.740 Let's get it.
00:01:13.640 Let's get it.
00:01:14.600 Let's get it.
00:01:15.940 Let's get it.
00:01:15.960 Let's get it.
00:01:17.240 Let's get it.
00:01:17.460 Let's get it.
00:01:17.780 Let's get it.
00:01:18.060 Secondly, the first thing I told Pump, I said, you know what I respect you most for?
00:01:22.880 He said, what?
00:01:23.360 I said, I said, the one-on-one conversation you had with J. Cole.
00:01:26.940 That's facts.
00:01:28.480 That was real.
00:01:29.920 Look, they're all going crazy for you.
00:01:31.340 Happy birthday.
00:01:31.760 Happy birthday.
00:01:32.780 I still fucking call, man.
00:01:34.360 Like, all that shit's gone, man.
00:01:37.160 It's gone shit that day.
00:01:38.700 Yeah, man.
00:01:39.280 Like, I don't really have a hustle.
00:01:40.580 I don't want to tell you.
00:01:41.420 Real nigga birthday, homie.
00:01:43.540 Hey, happy birthday, dude.
00:01:47.080 Esquenade.
00:01:51.380 How are you on the back?
00:01:52.200 What are your goals for the next year?
00:01:54.580 My goals for this year.
00:01:55.720 Yeah.
00:01:56.780 All right.
00:01:58.240 I'm trying to become a trillionaire and look as many visions as I can.
00:02:02.220 How many in one year?
00:02:07.000 I've been around 1,000.
00:02:08.480 Probably like 5,000.
00:02:10.000 5,000 in a year?
00:02:11.040 If I run through, like, a 5,000, 7,000.
00:02:14.600 You got a little stamina for that?
00:02:15.960 Yeah.
00:02:16.920 You don't need a pop of honey?
00:02:18.240 Yeah.
00:02:20.200 What's the secret to have that much stamina?
00:02:22.200 5,000 is a lot.
00:02:23.420 Bro, you just got to have your shit like this.
00:02:25.540 It's ready to go at all times.
00:02:26.980 How do you get to that point at all times?
00:02:29.040 I'm not going to show you.
00:02:29.800 I got a lot of testosterone.
00:02:31.780 Oh, okay, okay, okay.
00:02:32.680 So, like, you know?
00:02:34.500 So, what about for the people with low T in the chat?
00:02:36.620 What do you mean?
00:02:37.420 The low testosterone, man.
00:02:38.900 How do they get it up?
00:02:40.060 All right.
00:02:41.040 I'm not going to advise this, but Viagra and Cialis.
00:02:44.040 Oh, okay.
00:02:44.600 If you want to, you know?
00:02:45.620 All right.
00:02:46.560 To be honest, you know, I don't need that shit because my shit's already going like this.
00:02:51.180 Voila.
00:02:51.800 Voila.
00:02:53.360 Voila.
00:02:55.680 What happens to this?
00:02:57.640 This is kick.
00:02:58.520 This is kick.
00:02:59.080 Fuck Twitch in the chat.
00:03:00.140 Twitch is over.
00:03:00.780 Nobody likes Twitch.
00:03:01.780 Big 23.
00:03:02.760 Yes, sir.
00:03:03.660 Yes, sir.
00:03:05.840 What about music plans?
00:03:07.520 What you got cooking up?
00:03:09.780 So, I got Harvard Dropout 2 coming, and then I'm going to throw out mad Spanish music.
00:03:15.660 That's what I thought you were going to go the Spanish route.
00:03:18.180 I didn't even come up.
00:03:19.620 I'm going to go there again.
00:03:20.880 I'm going to tear it up.
00:03:21.580 I'm crazy.
00:03:22.820 Do you think?
00:03:23.620 That's funny.
00:03:24.560 You speak Spanish?
00:03:25.580 Yeah, there's ladles.
00:03:26.600 I've never heard of you speak Spanish before.
00:03:29.620 Yeah, my friends are Colombian.
00:03:32.280 Medellin?
00:03:33.280 Medellin.
00:03:34.060 San Andres.
00:03:35.180 Okay.
00:03:36.160 I just went there for the first time, and there's a lot of women outside.
00:03:39.340 There's a lot of prostitutos.
00:03:41.020 How do you stay away from that?
00:03:42.520 Because, like, that's very haram.
00:03:44.080 Listen, I'm going to say one thing.
00:03:47.000 Stay away from there, boy.
00:03:49.180 You will lose your mind.
00:03:50.460 I love my country, but, like, if you go there for vacation, you will get lost in the sauce.
00:03:56.940 So, that's all I'm advising you.
00:03:59.140 Don't get lost in the sauce.
00:04:00.220 Don't get lost in the sauce, man.
00:04:01.740 It is too many.
00:04:05.280 And what was it like working with Ye?
00:04:08.500 Man, that was an experience.
00:04:10.520 Ye is different, man, like, from everybody I've been with.
00:04:13.700 How was it different?
00:04:15.540 No, so we were shooting, I love it.
00:04:18.460 I was on probation, right?
00:04:19.840 So, yeah.
00:04:21.440 I got, like, you know, this was a date, like, right before I went in.
00:04:26.180 I told him, like, yo, I got a video show with Ye, so I'm like, all right, go.
00:04:29.780 I go, it's, like, eight hours, then, like, eight more hours.
00:04:34.040 And the extra two hours, and the second extra eight hours was finally just knocked out.
00:04:40.140 He told one of my boys, like, get up from your couch.
00:04:42.060 He just knocked out.
00:04:43.000 It was, like, eight hours.
00:04:43.940 You were asleep?
00:04:44.620 You were asleep, bro.
00:04:45.460 I was like, this is legend.
00:04:46.680 I was like, I love this thing, bro.
00:04:47.800 I was like, hey.
00:04:49.980 Shout out to Ye, man.
00:04:51.060 Nah, man.
00:04:51.580 To Ye.
00:04:54.360 Would you do another collab with Ye?
00:04:56.700 Yeah, I would.
00:04:58.920 Ye's that guy, bro.
00:05:00.020 I get out the bathroom.
00:05:01.900 A girl can't speak English.
00:05:03.580 She goes, you sweating so much.
00:05:05.660 I said, I washed my face.
00:05:09.740 Oh, yeah.
00:05:11.460 Little punk.
00:05:12.300 Little punk.
00:05:12.980 Oh!
00:05:13.600 You know what song I was listening to on the way here?
00:05:15.940 You're such a fucking hoe.
00:05:18.360 I love it.
00:05:20.040 I love Kanye.
00:05:21.620 Man.
00:05:22.260 That's what we were just talking about.
00:05:23.460 Oh, yeah?
00:05:23.800 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:24.580 Go, go.
00:05:25.120 Should we jump it in?
00:05:25.800 She's sitting on the couch.
00:05:26.960 What's up, man?
00:05:27.460 That's how you're rocking?
00:05:32.460 She's sitting on the couch?
00:05:36.200 Yeah, man.
00:05:37.520 Me and this bitch.
00:05:38.520 It's my 23rd birthday.
00:05:40.860 I feel like I'm 30 already.
00:05:42.360 You feel like you're 30?
00:05:43.120 Yeah.
00:05:43.360 You lived a lot for somebody this young.
00:05:45.800 Yeah.
00:05:46.200 It's like you were 17 for eight years straight.
00:05:48.140 I tell people all the time, they're like, you're young.
00:05:50.020 I'm like, man, I've lived more than a 5th year old than I've lived, bro.
00:05:52.900 I haven't done everything, bro.
00:05:53.980 So, it's like, people that are my age, they're usually mad in the church as 8.
00:05:59.680 You haven't experienced that.
00:06:00.420 You haven't experienced that.
00:06:02.800 Well.
00:06:04.720 What do you think you've learned that other people haven't learned at this young age?
00:06:08.320 Because everybody knows what's wrong.
00:06:10.320 Everybody's listening.
00:06:11.400 Yeah.
00:06:11.520 People think that I'm an ignorant fuck or I'm an evil person, man.
00:06:15.580 Nobody thinks you're a fucking ignorant fuck, bro.
00:06:18.240 Let me tell you.
00:06:19.640 The people that I know, they think they're a fucking legend.
00:06:22.540 You know why?
00:06:23.380 Because you hide up the masses.
00:06:26.780 You know?
00:06:27.380 Like, you're at the same fucking level, bro.
00:06:31.040 Shout out to Uzi.
00:06:32.540 I fucking love Uzi.
00:06:34.200 I fucking love you.
00:06:36.000 What do you think you learned that other people haven't learned?
00:06:38.300 How could you...
00:06:39.380 All right.
00:06:40.260 First of all, they're...
00:06:42.440 When you're young, man, you just gotta make the right decisions.
00:06:46.580 You can't just, like...
00:06:47.940 Be fucked up the whole time and be like, that shit.
00:06:51.680 You gotta do the right thing.
00:06:52.620 I can't fucking burn myself.
00:06:53.240 Did you make the right decisions?
00:06:54.020 I did, but I fucked up sometimes just to, like, you know, if it works out.
00:07:00.540 I never try to go hard on myself.
00:07:02.700 I always try to be very positive, man.
00:07:04.380 I believe in manifestation, so...
00:07:09.000 You always think about good shit, but this is gonna happen.
00:07:11.120 Right.
00:07:11.500 You always negative shit about it.
00:07:13.180 All that negative shit go out the door, man.
00:07:14.700 I don't know.
00:07:15.900 Always have a positive mindset.
00:07:17.360 Always, man.
00:07:19.280 What mistakes do you think you made that you can tell other people to avoid?
00:07:22.800 I can tell you now.
00:07:29.980 A mistake I made when I was young, was doing girls.
00:07:34.840 But...
00:07:35.480 Shit happens, but now I'm sober, and I've been working out.
00:07:40.740 Life's been better anyway.
00:07:41.980 You've been in the gym?
00:07:43.080 Yeah.
00:07:43.480 How many push-ups can you do?
00:07:48.140 You can do 100 straight?
00:07:50.240 Probably like 80.
00:07:52.440 You trying to do 23 for your 23rd birthday?
00:07:55.380 Fuck it up, bro.
00:07:56.000 23?
00:08:00.220 Yo, can you hold it?
00:08:01.300 We're doing 23 for his 23rd birthday.
00:08:02.940 Oh, I'm doing it.
00:08:03.760 I'm doing it.
00:08:04.120 I'm doing it, too.
00:08:09.720 Wait, wait, pop.
00:08:13.480 Jay, you better be doing it, too.
00:08:19.740 You better be 20 feet right now.
00:08:22.140 Happy birthday, pump, and the chat.
00:08:23.740 Happy birthday, pump.
00:08:27.980 I'm not even counting.
00:08:28.960 How many is it?
00:08:32.180 Let's get it!
00:08:35.900 Lit.
00:08:37.160 We got Lil Pump out here doing push-ups for his birthday.
00:08:41.160 What do I do on the stream?
00:08:42.800 What's up, chat?
00:08:43.480 You have nice feet.
00:08:46.660 You're going to show that to free?
00:08:48.940 No, you're not charged for that.
00:08:51.360 No, no, no.
00:08:52.200 You're going to hide those.
00:08:53.580 Why?
00:08:54.020 You're going to hide those for your husband.
00:08:57.620 No, no.
00:08:58.440 Are you in a relationship?
00:09:00.860 Huh?
00:09:02.580 It's a job plan?
00:09:05.220 What's up?
00:09:06.860 You're pregnant?
00:09:08.740 I don't have a problem.
00:09:10.580 Yeah, no problem.
00:09:11.720 Do I have a problem?
00:09:14.900 Do you have a problem with me?
00:09:16.220 No.
00:09:16.720 Do what with you?
00:09:18.680 Do what?
00:09:19.200 No?
00:09:20.180 You want to do it with me?
00:09:22.440 I don't know.
00:09:24.400 I'm not understanding.
00:09:25.600 Where are you from?
00:09:26.720 Where are you from?
00:09:27.160 I don't know.
00:09:28.480 Garina.
00:09:29.240 How are you from?
00:09:30.380 Okay, baby.
00:09:31.720 Okay, baby.
00:09:33.400 Okay, you got to protect her.
00:09:35.760 I'm so careful.
00:09:37.060 Okay.
00:09:38.780 Okay.
00:09:40.140 Go.
00:09:41.720 What's going on?
00:09:44.100 What's up, baby?
00:09:44.540 What's your name?
00:09:49.340 Nice to meet you.
00:09:50.340 Huh?
00:09:52.220 Who?
00:09:54.000 Can you just say her name?
00:10:02.620 We got to pray tomorrow.
00:10:04.900 We're praying tomorrow.
00:10:08.260 It's okay.
00:10:09.120 It's okay.
00:10:11.400 It's okay.
00:10:13.020 We're praying tomorrow.
00:10:14.540 Where have you been?
00:10:18.740 They're waiting right here for you.
00:10:27.740 Should we jump in the pool?
00:10:30.620 No?
00:10:32.480 I want to show her here.
00:10:34.380 But I think she peed in the pool.
00:10:37.720 She peed in the pool.
00:10:40.440 She's going to be here.
00:10:41.560 Yeah.
00:10:42.160 I'm keeping it alone.
00:10:48.880 We're just in the hot tub.
00:10:50.860 We're just in the hot tub.
00:10:51.760 We're just vibing.
00:10:54.760 Huh?
00:10:56.760 Do you know something?
00:10:57.980 Can you pick it up first, and I'll pick it up?
00:11:05.860 Can you like...
00:11:07.220 Yeah.
00:11:09.220 Can you pick it up?
00:11:11.940 I don't know.
00:11:13.900 Why are you doing funny?
00:11:15.060 Hey, brother.
00:11:15.780 Why are you talking to me funny?
00:11:16.460 Why are you doing funny?
00:11:17.380 Do you want me to pick it up in a good way?
00:11:24.380 I want you to pick it up in a good way, yeah.
00:11:32.380 Roll your game, Chad.
00:11:47.380 I'll see you next time.