SNEAKO - June 01, 2025


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Length

25 minutes

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Word count

2,563

Sentence count

114

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Misogyny

7

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48

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On today's episode of the Podcast, Aiden and I are at the beach in Miami, Florida and Aiden is trying to get a good angle for his stream, but his camera is on the fritz and he can't get the angle he needs. We talk about why he should live in the moment, why he shouldn't be on his phone while streaming, and what he should do when he's not streaming.

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00:00:00 I'm laughing at you not with you. Oh, that's the point
00:00:07 You can only show so much
00:00:10 I've shown everything what else do you want me to show? Well, just keep the camera on it. Yeah, you know, okay
00:00:27 You coming here
00:00:30 All right
00:00:33 Okay, show the jet skis. Okay, can I zoom in? Yeah
00:00:38 Wow, everyone
00:00:51 Slow to chat before I started yapping
00:00:53 Oh
00:00:55 There we go. Hey guys
00:00:59 What up?
00:01:01 We'll have it going back
00:01:03 We'll have it going back
00:01:05 I'll talk about that
00:01:07 Don't be sure what's good guys. Love speech. We're cracking
00:01:11 Chicago niggie 1.00
00:01:13 Okay, I'll get a good angle
00:01:15 You see that view
00:01:17 Judge me by the view 1.00
00:01:20 Don't take inches off my dick 1.00
00:01:22 Judge me by the view 1.00
00:01:23 Coming here with all that
00:01:25 Are you gonna say
00:01:27 Is that it? You done now?
00:01:29 Are you gonna say
00:01:30 Is that it? You done now?
00:01:31 I'm reading the chat
00:01:32 I'm reading the chat
00:01:32 Okay, you know, just keep holding it stop
00:01:34 Okay
00:01:35 You just have to hold it on me
00:01:36 TSA stopped in for terror
00:01:38 Wait, should I do it straight or this way?
00:01:40 No, straight
00:01:40 No, the way you had it
00:01:41 Yes
00:01:41 Oh, okay
00:01:42 You're asking too many questions right now
00:01:43 Well, I don't do the streaming stuff
00:01:45 I don't know
00:01:45 I don't know
00:01:47 You're gonna drop it
00:01:49 You know, you're not a good cameraman
00:01:50 No, I am
00:01:51 Just let me get
00:01:52 My feet are hurting here
00:01:54 Okay, this is a really good view
00:01:58 This is a good view?
00:01:59 Yeah
00:01:59 Okay, good
00:02:01 What's going on, man?
00:02:04 Brian, Mirka, Hashim, Gulf of America
00:02:07 Pedophile, focused eagle
00:02:09 Love speech warrior 1.00
00:02:10 Pedophile, change your name 1.00
00:02:11 What the fuck is that? 1.00
00:02:13 Pedophile says she's a great cameraman 1.00
00:02:15 I'm not joking
00:02:16 Oh, thank you 0.99
00:02:17 You have to say thanks, pedophile 1.00
00:02:18 Thanks, pedophile 0.99
00:02:19 Alright, so 0.99
00:02:27 We're at the beach
00:02:30 Just a quick stream
00:02:32 Because I can't enjoy activities
00:02:38 If I'm not live, you know
00:02:39 Or at the beach
00:02:41 And I'm like
00:02:41 Why am I at the beach
00:02:42 If I'm not streaming?
00:02:44 How does this benefit me?
00:02:46 If I'm not getting profit
00:02:47 I better quit
00:02:48 Mm-hmm
00:02:49 Who goes on their phone at the beach?
00:02:52 What do you want me to do?
00:02:53 Jump in?
00:02:53 Yeah, that's what I said
00:02:54 I said he should live in the moment
00:02:56 No, I'm doing business deals
00:02:57 And closing properties
00:02:59 Not really, though
00:03:00 And analyzing contracts
00:03:02 You're not going to tell me
00:03:03 That my shoes look goofy
00:03:04 Before you film me
00:03:05 My fit looks goofy
00:03:07 We need desktop streams
00:03:11 I've been doing desktop streams
00:03:12 In Miami
00:03:13 This is a nice day at the beach
00:03:15 And you guys are chilling with me
00:03:16 Good morning, wherever you guys are
00:03:17 Streamer syndrome
00:03:20 I have it bad
00:03:20 And that's why, like
00:03:21 That's why certain people
00:03:23 Get really annoyed
00:03:24 And interacting with me
00:03:24 Because they say
00:03:25 As soon as the camera's off
00:03:26 That I have no personality
00:03:27 And I'm not entertaining
00:03:28 I don't like to get to know people
00:03:29 Um
00:03:30 I don't know
00:03:31 Which is true, yeah
00:03:32 Huh?
00:03:33 Which is true 1.00
00:03:33 Sneaker, you look gay as hell 1.00
00:03:42 I'm sitting at a beach 1.00
00:03:43 What do you want me to do?
00:03:44 Do you want to move locations?
00:03:45 Want me to stand? 0.99
00:03:46 What the fuck do you want me to do? 1.00
00:03:48 Maybe jump in the water 0.99
00:03:49 No, I'm just
00:03:49 I'm just going to sit right here
00:03:50 You jump in 0.98
00:03:51 And drown 0.69
00:03:55 If I jump in
00:03:56 I'm just going to have to
00:03:56 Use my underwear
00:03:57 No, the view actually looks good
00:04:01 Wait, can you see it off your phone?
00:04:04 The view, yeah
00:04:05 A little bit
00:04:05 It's just a little bit late
00:04:06 My arm's tired
00:04:13 Huh?
00:04:14 My arm's tired
00:04:15 Okay, let me get it
00:04:16 Let me get it
00:04:16 No, I'll just switch arms
00:04:18 No, just give it to me
00:04:20 No, just switch arms
00:04:21 It's fine
00:04:21 See, cameramen are not supposed to like
00:04:22 Be this
00:04:22 I got it
00:04:23 I got it
00:04:24 No, no, I got it
00:04:24 You just didn't give me
00:04:25 He just didn't give me the tripod
00:04:26 Give me my shirt
00:04:27 Please
00:04:28 Now
00:04:29 Please
00:04:30 What was it?
00:04:35 Okay, take it, take it
00:04:36 Good
00:04:36 I'm going to read it now
00:04:44 Don't read them
00:04:45 Why?
00:04:50 Hey, this is
00:04:51 Let me do my job
00:04:52 Give me my phone
00:04:53 Use it
00:04:53 Open it in your phone
00:04:54 Nar
00:04:56 Should I buy more bitcoin?
00:04:58 Yes
00:04:58 Don't say hi to her, chat 1.00
00:05:02 Shut up 0.99
00:05:03 Show us her 1.00
00:05:06 No, she doesn't have her makeup on
00:05:09 Show her feet
00:05:12 No
00:05:12 Someone keeps saying
00:05:19 Tell her to say water 0.68
00:05:20 Water
00:05:21 Water
00:05:22 Water
00:05:24 Water
00:05:25 Water
00:05:26 Water
00:05:26 Yeah, but I'm booking my flights right now
00:05:29 I want to go back to Miami
00:05:31 And New York for a couple days
00:05:33 The trip that was supposed to happen today
00:05:37 Did not happen
00:05:37 Can't really explain further
00:05:40 But going back
00:05:43 Talked to Aiden this morning
00:05:46 He wants to link up
00:05:46 We'll see what happens
00:05:47 I know Neon's also in Miami
00:05:49 I just want to get back to my
00:05:50 Consistent schedule for a little bit
00:05:51 There's nothing really in particular
00:05:52 That I got to do
00:05:53 I just like
00:05:53 Been at this house for so long
00:05:55 It feels like different eras now
00:05:58 There was like the Piers Morgan era
00:05:59 There was that top five neon era
00:06:02 And then there was just like
00:06:04 Three weeks blending together
00:06:05 Ever since Ye told me to cancel my last flight
00:06:08 And stay here
00:06:08 It's like it's kind of been the same thing
00:06:09 There's been a lot of filming
00:06:11 A lot of editing
00:06:11 Tell her she's mid 1.00
00:06:15 Why would you read the only negative one?
00:06:26 It's only been a month
00:06:26 It's been five weeks here
00:06:28 Five weeks
00:06:28 It's a long time
00:06:30 It's a long time
00:06:32 But we'll see
00:06:34 Maybe I'll book the flight
00:06:35 And Ye will be like 1.00
00:06:36 Nah, we need you to do this
00:06:37 Put the chippies in the bag
00:06:47 It's time to go back for a bit
00:06:49 Get back to my normal content
00:06:51 Talk to Brian too
00:06:52 He wants
00:06:53 He wants some more content
00:06:55 Yeah, I agree
00:06:56 It's time to
00:06:56 I can't be
00:07:00 Needles and
00:07:02 Secab for Ye forever
00:07:04 I want to come back
00:07:10 I want to come back
00:07:11 After like a week or two
00:07:12 But yeah
00:07:18 Slave Co
00:07:21 Anyone call me a slave right now
00:07:22 Tell me what job you do
00:07:23 What do you do for a living
00:07:25 Say it right now
00:07:26 You own a company
00:07:36 Anyone can own a company 0.98
00:07:37 Dumbass 0.98
00:07:38 You just open up an LLC 0.99
00:07:39 Yeah, what do you do?
00:07:45 You own a restaurant
00:07:46 Cab
00:07:47 You see that view?
00:07:59 View so pretty
00:07:59 Yeah, Chad
00:08:00 Should I jump in?
00:08:01 I kind of want to
00:08:02 Isn't it crazy?
00:08:04 It feels like a good
00:08:05 Final day here for a while
00:08:06 Because
00:08:06 I've been here for a month
00:08:08 And I haven't jumped in the water once
00:08:09 This is my first time at the beach
00:08:10 Since being here
00:08:11 But I don't have a towel
00:08:14 Or a baby suit
00:08:15 Yeah, I kind of
00:08:20 I kind of want to
00:08:21 Angola
00:08:21 Jump in?
00:08:35 Alright, everyone's saying jump in
00:08:36 What happened?
00:08:39 What are you going to wear?
00:08:39 You should think that out
00:08:45 Because I'm just going to go
00:08:46 I got like the good boxers for it
00:08:48 I have
00:08:48 I mean, you can just hold the camera
00:08:51 While I jump in
00:08:51 Or I can prop it up 0.89
00:08:52 Your black side's going to activate 1.00
00:08:59 Can you swim? 1.00
00:09:00 Yes
00:09:00 Sauvage commercial last view
00:09:06 Yeah, I know
00:09:06 Alright
00:09:14 I'm not drinking the ocean water
00:09:27 And my hairline's not receding
00:09:28 It's maturing
00:09:28 This isn't normal
00:09:29 Why is that funny?
00:09:32 You laughed really hard at that
00:09:34 That's what people with receding hairline say
00:09:36 That it's maturing
00:09:37 It is
00:09:40 Anyway, jump in the water
00:09:43 Jump in the water
00:09:47 Put the camera down
00:09:51 Give me the phone
00:09:52 Okay
00:09:52 Ow, ow, ow
00:10:05 That actually hurts
00:10:05 Okay
00:10:12 Now, is it maturing or receding?
00:10:15 Is it maturing or receding?
00:10:17 Receding
00:10:17 I'm running
00:10:21 Okay, it's maturing
00:10:25 It's maturing
00:10:25 It's what?
00:10:26 It's maturing
00:10:27 It's what?
00:10:28 It's maturing
00:10:29 Yeah
00:10:29 Perfect hairline
00:10:31 I'm going in
00:10:32 You can't swim
00:10:34 Oh, so where do you jump in?
00:10:38 There's rocks everywhere
00:10:38 Um, there's a little ladder over there
00:10:41 Just, just
00:10:43 Just try to go down there
00:10:44 Yeah, no, but I'm going to have to take
00:10:45 I'm going to go underwear in
00:10:47 I don't want to see them in my underwear
00:10:48 Try not to film
00:10:49 Don't
00:10:50 Try not to film my underwear
00:10:51 You could film, like
00:10:52 My back up
00:10:53 Can you hear that?
00:10:55 Don't be weird
00:10:55 I'm not being weird
00:10:57 Okay
00:10:57 Now, I should definitely use the ladder
00:11:16 There's no way to
00:11:19 Look at that
00:11:19 There's no way to get down
00:11:20 No, shut him, shut him 1.00
00:11:22 Look how spiky the rocks are
00:11:23 There's no way
00:11:26 And then even
00:11:27 There's no way to jump
00:11:28 You won't be able to get up
00:11:29 Huh?
00:11:30 Yeah, you won't be able to get up
00:11:31 Alright, let's go around
00:11:33 Can I see my pants?
00:11:35 Mm-hmm
00:11:35 Do you want your socks too?
00:11:48 Yeah, let me get them
00:11:49 Come to the law of beautiful nature
00:12:07 Yes, sir
00:12:08 Yeah, let me see my phone
00:12:10 Nice
00:12:12 Alhamdulillah
00:12:21 Shall I film you?
00:12:30 My back
00:12:31 I'm not going to film her
00:12:35 You have to keep women covered 1.00
00:12:37 You have to keep her covered
00:12:39 So that she can post bikini photos
00:12:40 On Instagram
00:12:41 She's flipping me off
00:12:44 Yeah, what is this?
00:12:57 Is someone living here?
00:13:00 Yeah
00:13:00 Jen, is the connection good here?
00:13:10 I'm actually kind of surprised
00:13:11 Ladies first 0.98
00:13:22 I'm being real careful
00:13:32 The stairs are
00:13:34 The ladder's right here
00:13:36 I've never seen rocks
00:13:43 That look like this
00:13:44 This looks like Mars
00:13:48 Maybe she was going to pull this up
00:13:50 Huh?
00:13:52 I don't think I can walk back
00:13:53 No, you can walk back
00:13:54 It's fine, you can just walk up here
00:13:56 It's fine
00:13:56 I don't think I can walk back
00:14:02 To the villa in Mallorca
00:14:04 Oh, Erica
00:14:07 Call security and a driver
00:14:10 I need a massage
00:14:12 I need a massage
00:14:12 Immediately
00:14:13 For this long walk
00:14:14 From the beach
00:14:15 To the view
00:14:16 Oh, it's a B-21 in Mallorca
00:14:19 Oh
00:14:23 Bianca
00:14:25 Call the driver
00:14:27 You okay?
00:14:40 Whatever
00:14:43 Yo, this is dope
00:14:50 They have like
00:14:51 God built-in seats here
00:14:53 Wait a second
00:14:55 Wait a second
00:14:55 Wait a second
00:14:56 Is this carved by man?
00:14:58 It gotta be, right?
00:14:59 It's erosion
00:14:59 Why does it look
00:15:01 These look like
00:15:02 Hold on, hold on
00:15:02 Hold this
00:15:03 Did God make seats?
00:15:05 Did God make seats?
00:15:10 God put stairs right here
00:15:11 Yeah
00:15:12 Look at this one
00:15:13 God put a cup chair
00:15:18 Right in the beach
00:15:18 Beautiful
00:15:22 There's a lot of sunflower seeds
00:15:27 Over here
00:15:27 Oh, I'm sweating
00:15:29 Oh, where do they come from?
00:15:31 Uh, some
00:15:32 But there's no sunflower seeds
00:15:34 Some, yeah
00:15:35 Some guy was chewing
00:15:35 Sunflower seeds
00:15:36 Oh
00:15:36 Where do they come from?
00:15:41 Sorry for mocking your voice
00:15:42 I'm really sorry
00:15:44 Okay, I'm propping up
00:15:46 The camera here, okay?
00:15:47 So
00:15:47 No
00:15:49 Can't destroy her aura
00:15:56 Try
00:15:57 Jack, she's naked 1.00
00:16:02 No, no
00:16:03 That's what I'm talking about
00:16:27 Yeah
00:16:29 It's hurting
00:16:31 You're fine
00:16:31 You're fine
00:16:32 The tripod
00:16:32 It just
00:16:32 It looks really good
00:16:33 What did you say?
00:16:37 No, I was just looking at my mature hairline
00:16:39 Can you swim?
00:16:44 Yeah, I'm about to
00:16:45 So I said can you swim
00:16:48 Yeah, I could swim
00:16:49 I'm not that black
00:16:49 I'm only like
00:16:50 I'm equally
00:16:51 Not as Jewish as black 1.00
00:16:53 Pretty much 0.97
00:16:53 But I can still say nigger 1.00
00:16:54 But not Jewish enough to get unbanned 1.00
00:16:57 So it's kind of bad
00:16:59 Problems with being mixed 1.00
00:17:01 I'm gonna go back to Miami
00:17:02 I think tomorrow
00:17:03 W, Sneeko 0.99
00:17:10 W, View
00:17:12 Just move out of the way
00:17:13 Chad, okay
00:17:17 Tell me before I jump in the water
00:17:18 Is my hairline maturing or receding?
00:17:21 Why are you groaning?
00:17:22 I need honest feedback from the internet
00:17:24 Is this a maturing hairline or receding hairline?
00:17:28 It looks
00:17:28 Does a maturing hairline recede?
00:17:30 No
00:17:30 Okay
00:17:31 What does a maturing hairline do then?
00:17:36 Just go back?
00:17:38 Receeding hairline is when you're like
00:17:39 When it's curving up like the McDonald's logo
00:17:42 Maturing?
00:17:45 Oh, everyone says maturing
00:17:46 Yeah
00:17:47 So you're a hater basically
00:17:50 How was the water?
00:17:50 Was it cold?
00:17:52 I'm gonna actually clear this up
00:17:54 Alright, I'm going in
00:18:08 Should I actually sit?
00:18:10 Yeah, you got it
00:18:11 You got it
00:18:14 Super
00:18:31 I want to show you guys
00:18:32 Look at that
00:18:35 People really think
00:18:40 Atheists really think 1.00
00:18:41 That just
00:18:41 This just popped up
00:18:43 And God didn't make this
00:18:45 The device is too hot 0.99
00:18:49 What the fuck 0.99
00:18:50 Turn on the brightness 0.99
00:18:52 Ow
00:18:58 What did you just throw at me?
00:19:01 How do you use the overheating protection setting? 0.54
00:19:03 What the hell?
00:19:05 Is it on you 0.98
00:19:07 Or is it on the water?
00:19:12 Okay, I played it
00:19:13 Um
00:19:14 It's on the water
00:19:15 Chad, are we lagging now?
00:19:16 Because of the heat
00:19:17 Can you get out the way
00:19:18 So I can jump in?
00:19:19 I don't want to ruin your aura
00:19:21 Just jump in?
00:19:24 Yeah, I'm going to
00:19:24 Don't jump in
00:19:26 Go down the stairs
00:19:27 Because it's
00:19:28 Okay
00:19:29 It's kind of shallow
00:19:30 Oh, shallow? 1.00
00:19:33 Oh, shit 1.00
00:19:34 My fucking feet 1.00
00:19:35 You hurt like a bitch 1.00
00:19:36 God damn 1.00
00:19:37 What the fuck? 1.00
00:19:38 You stepped on this? 1.00
00:19:40 Yeah
00:19:40 Yeah
00:19:41 I'm stronger than you
00:19:42 Yeah, alright 1.00
00:19:44 Motherfucker 1.00
00:19:49 Did they just see me? 1.00
00:20:15 No, they didn't see you
00:20:16 I know
00:20:18 Be cognizant of the camera then
00:20:19 Because I
00:20:20 But it's facing the other way
00:20:21 Okay
00:20:28 Is it screen lighting
00:20:36 Because of the overheating?
00:20:37 Or is it fine?
00:20:39 I'm going in
00:20:40 Ready?
00:20:42 One
00:20:42 What do I say on three?
00:20:47 Jumpies
00:20:48 Huh?
00:20:50 Chippies 0.93
00:20:51 No
00:20:51 Okay, go
00:20:53 Houseway
00:20:55 How nice is it?
00:21:01 Huh?
00:21:01 How nice is it?
00:21:03 Nice
00:21:03 Yeah
00:21:04 Should I jump over there?
00:21:10 Hey, Piers Morgan
00:21:11 You see that view?
00:21:12 You see that light
00:21:21 Swim over there 1.00
00:21:22 Can I jump over there?
00:21:29 Film it
00:21:30 Film it
00:21:30 Film what?
00:21:32 Film it
00:21:32 Huh?
00:21:34 What?
00:21:34 Film it
00:21:35 Yeah, film
00:21:37 Turn around
00:21:39 Turn the camera
00:21:40 It's at the top left
00:21:51 It's not working
00:21:59 Wait
00:21:59 There's a turn button
00:22:00 Right there
00:22:01 All right, Chad
00:22:06 Rate my black people swimming 0.96
00:22:08 Was that good? 0.97
00:22:24 Yep
00:22:25 Yeah
00:22:27 Yeah, Olympic level
00:22:29 Rate it one through ten
00:22:30 Eleven
00:22:32 Eleven
00:22:32 You're an Olympic swimmer
00:22:49 What did you say?
00:22:51 You're an Olympic swimmer
00:22:52 Huh?
00:22:53 I'm an Olympic swimmer
00:22:54 There's water in my ear
00:22:55 It's not
00:22:58 Do you want me to flip it?
00:23:02 Huh?
00:23:02 Do you want me to flip it?
00:23:03 I got it
00:23:04 Okay
00:23:05 It's like playing hot lava
00:23:08 Yeah, go ahead
00:23:16 You know those meme shout
00:23:22 Where it's like
00:23:23 Taker swimming on the first date
00:23:24 So you can see her
00:23:25 Without makeup
00:23:26 You're fine
00:23:33 You're fine
00:23:33 Oh my god
00:23:33 She's shooting this 0.95
00:23:35 Like it's like
00:23:35 Hot lasers
00:23:36 Go ahead
00:23:37 Go ahead
00:23:37 Go ahead
00:23:37 It's really nice
00:24:01 Right
00:24:02 You know what's so great
00:24:22 About being in Mallorca
00:24:23 Is that
00:24:23 The sun isn't set
00:24:24 Until
00:24:24 Like 9.30
00:24:26 Every day
00:24:26 It's 7 o'clock right now
00:24:27 Can you believe that?
00:24:29 Chad
00:24:29 This is 7pm
00:24:30 It's insanity
00:24:31 Really a great place
00:24:33 To spend summer
00:24:33 Place is insane
00:24:42 But nothing compared to
00:24:43 Lago
00:24:43 Trazimania
00:24:44 Where is that?
00:24:46 Is that a hickey?
00:24:47 Nah bro 1.00
00:24:47 It's a fucking bug bite 1.00
00:24:48 Bro 1.00
00:24:48 It looks like
00:24:53 It looks like
00:24:53 3pm
00:24:53 Facts dude
00:24:54 It's 7 o'clock
00:24:56 Isn't that kind of crazy?
00:24:57 What time does the sun set?
00:25:18 Like
00:25:18 I would say
00:25:19 9.30
00:25:19 10
00:25:19 Huh?
00:25:23 Like
00:25:24 Like 4 hours
00:25:25 Alright
00:25:27 I'm ending
00:25:27 I'm ending
00:25:30 She wants to go
00:25:31 On a long walk
00:25:32 On the beach
00:25:33 Bye
00:25:34 Go on the Twitter
00:25:35 Comment
00:25:36 I'm seeing you
00:25:36 Bye
00:25:36 Peace out
00:25:46 Long as love
00:25:46 See you later
00:25:46 How long does this
00:25:52 Go for?