SNEAKO - September 26, 2023


SNEAKO Goes On A Date With Sara Saffari!


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

181.16891

Word Count

2,672

Sentence Count

503

Misogynist Sentences

29

Hate Speech Sentences

13


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I decided to extend my trip because Sarah was fiending, she was just FaceTiming me all day long,
00:00:07.040 just like, please stay, please stay, Stiko, please, please, please, so I had to.
00:00:10.320 Who called me at 2 a.m. last night?
00:00:11.520 So I had to, I mean, she was just calling me drunk late night, oh, I miss you so much.
00:00:15.060 I don't think so.
00:00:15.460 Late night, I miss you so much.
00:00:16.440 She doesn't drink.
00:00:17.940 How about you establish exactly what you stand for and, like, why?
00:00:21.080 I think you're cool.
00:00:22.200 I think you're cool.
00:00:22.840 Thank you.
00:00:23.240 So what do you think we agree on?
00:00:24.520 I think we both don't drink.
00:00:25.960 We both hate OnlyFans whores.
00:00:27.880 We both.
00:00:30.000 Did she hear?
00:00:31.060 No.
00:00:31.420 Okay.
00:00:32.620 But not her, right?
00:00:34.760 Yeah, not her.
00:00:35.280 She's cool.
00:00:35.700 She's cool.
00:00:36.120 She's the one of the good ones.
00:00:38.100 Pick Me OnlyFans girl.
00:00:39.820 What else?
00:00:41.720 We both work out.
00:00:42.940 Yeah.
00:00:43.260 I want to go through a Sarah workout later today, but today I'm going to win a surprise.
00:00:46.780 We're going to hang out, have a good time, enjoy LA.
00:00:48.860 You think you'll actually win me anything?
00:00:50.160 I'll win you something.
00:00:51.180 But I know what she's going to do.
00:00:52.040 She's going to try to, like, outwin me.
00:00:53.220 If we're throwing darts, she's going to, like, go extra try hard.
00:00:55.520 It's cool.
00:00:56.120 No, I just want to win you a prize.
00:00:58.260 You deserve it.
00:00:58.860 Why do you want to emasculate me so bad?
00:01:00.240 I don't want to emasculate you.
00:01:02.080 I like when you smile.
00:01:02.920 You have such a beautiful smile.
00:01:05.860 You need to be feminized more.
00:01:07.380 I am feminized.
00:01:07.980 You want to be the gym bro so bad.
00:01:10.060 No, I just want to win you a prize, too.
00:01:12.060 Why?
00:01:12.760 I don't know.
00:01:13.300 I think it'd be a nice gesture.
00:01:14.580 Okay, fuck that.
00:01:15.260 I won't win you a prize.
00:01:15.680 No, you can, you can, you can.
00:01:16.440 No, please win me a prize.
00:01:17.880 Please.
00:01:18.580 Even the way she did that was masculine.
00:01:20.020 She flexed her arm saying, please.
00:01:20.840 I did not flex my arm.
00:01:22.200 She did.
00:01:22.940 Please.
00:01:23.960 She did.
00:01:24.940 Please.
00:01:25.440 Oh, God, chat.
00:01:26.140 Stop simping.
00:01:27.080 Aw, I love you, chat.
00:01:28.160 Let's go to a ride or something.
00:01:34.080 Did he just say A Chinese?
00:01:35.360 Yeah, well, it's just, you gotta ignore everything he says.
00:01:37.200 Okay.
00:01:38.020 So I'll buy you something.
00:01:38.660 What do you, what do you want?
00:01:39.500 Oh, you don't need to buy me anything.
00:01:40.820 I know, but, um, I want to.
00:01:42.280 No, it's okay.
00:01:42.860 Thank you.
00:01:43.500 It's not about me, so I want to.
00:01:44.400 What do you want?
00:01:44.640 You want a Mario shirt?
00:01:45.340 Do you want me to buy you something?
00:01:46.680 Stop trying to do that.
00:01:47.420 Okay.
00:01:47.840 Just let me, I'll be the man, you're the woman.
00:01:50.520 I know it's difficult, like, but.
00:01:52.760 I want one of these hats.
00:01:54.500 Cool, I'll get you one.
00:01:58.160 That looks really good on you.
00:02:03.360 You gotta center it, though.
00:02:04.540 Can you help me?
00:02:05.480 Yeah.
00:02:06.900 Can I kiss it?
00:02:08.280 What are you doing?
00:02:09.060 What are you doing?
00:02:09.860 I'm just kissing the hat.
00:02:11.080 Here, you wear this one for your long hair.
00:02:13.440 Come here.
00:02:16.660 You've got a big ass head.
00:02:18.380 Yeah, that's it.
00:02:21.180 No.
00:02:21.700 Okay, you can get that.
00:02:22.780 No, I don't want this.
00:02:23.840 I changed my mind.
00:02:24.480 You don't?
00:02:24.900 No.
00:02:25.360 Okay.
00:02:25.700 Also, Chad, I promise Sarah I'm not going to be weird today.
00:02:27.920 I did say some crazy.
00:02:29.080 I did say I wanted to sniffer gym pennies, but I don't.
00:02:30.900 I have the receipts that he promised me he wouldn't be weird today.
00:02:34.120 So, if you don't abide by it, they're getting leaked everywhere.
00:02:39.240 Okay.
00:02:39.960 What are you doing behind me?
00:02:40.800 I was looking at the camera.
00:02:41.600 Unless you want the hats.
00:02:42.720 Thing one and thing two.
00:02:43.980 Oh, actually, yeah, let's try that.
00:02:45.280 You want to be thing one or thing two?
00:02:46.220 You can pay.
00:02:47.920 I'll be thing two.
00:02:50.120 Second place, because I'm a woman.
00:02:51.920 Oh, okay.
00:02:52.700 Tell me you Sarah.
00:02:54.720 Which one fits?
00:02:55.540 What was that?
00:02:59.200 Can you smile for a picture of me?
00:03:00.980 Yeah, of course.
00:03:02.460 What are you saying on your toes?
00:03:05.460 B.I., we look cute together.
00:03:06.640 What are you talking about?
00:03:08.900 Yo.
00:03:10.020 Are we W couple?
00:03:11.480 Yes or no?
00:03:12.780 Yo.
00:03:13.380 Can you text us to me?
00:03:14.300 Why do you want it?
00:03:15.080 I'm going to put it as my screen saver.
00:03:16.480 Okay.
00:03:17.200 Oh, my God.
00:03:17.500 See my tooth?
00:03:17.960 Oh, the front tooth?
00:03:21.260 Yeah.
00:03:22.180 Oh, fuck.
00:03:24.940 Yeah.
00:03:25.420 I got to go to the dentist when I'm back in Miami.
00:03:28.120 That's actually so bad.
00:03:30.140 Does it look kind of hard, though?
00:03:31.140 That kind of breaks my heart.
00:03:33.160 Oh, thank you.
00:03:34.460 Where did it go?
00:03:35.620 Okay.
00:03:35.860 Now pretend like you're hit me.
00:03:38.340 Let me go.
00:03:39.560 Let me do the slap one more time.
00:03:44.080 You have to stand over my shoulder.
00:03:46.020 Watch it.
00:03:46.780 Wait, let the people pass.
00:03:47.400 I hate the way you act like this.
00:03:48.360 Go right here.
00:03:49.100 In the middle.
00:03:51.140 I'm telling you, we're going in the Mario Kart ride now.
00:03:53.520 That being so fucking rude.
00:03:55.480 Oh, fuck.
00:03:56.060 People here.
00:03:58.580 Sneak-o.
00:03:59.760 I said I'm...
00:04:00.320 How long do you think that we've been dating?
00:04:03.600 What?
00:04:05.520 One year.
00:04:06.120 One year?
00:04:07.380 It's been two, actually.
00:04:08.600 But, yeah.
00:04:09.020 Nice to meet you.
00:04:09.580 That's 365 days more than he'd ever get.
00:04:12.020 It's making it a shop harder.
00:04:12.660 Oh, sorry.
00:04:13.500 Yeah, walk next to me.
00:04:14.320 Let's hold hands.
00:04:15.460 Sorry.
00:04:16.120 Can we hold hands?
00:04:17.020 Sorry.
00:04:17.720 Yeah, so we can just stay together.
00:04:19.680 At least...
00:04:19.940 Okay, elbows.
00:04:22.340 Oh, no.
00:04:22.900 I don't like that.
00:04:24.180 Here, touch my pinky.
00:04:28.680 Oh, whoa.
00:04:31.600 Next time you hear that, I'm yelling rape.
00:04:33.260 Okay.
00:04:35.280 Okay, let's see.
00:04:35.780 Who has bigger arms?
00:04:36.460 Let's see.
00:04:36.900 Let's see.
00:04:38.700 The Anishat.
00:04:39.580 It's pretty even.
00:04:40.580 And we have the same skin tone.
00:04:41.740 Excuse me, sir?
00:04:42.480 Who has bigger arms?
00:04:44.740 Show me.
00:04:46.140 The cameraman?
00:04:47.580 No, move.
00:04:48.420 Me?
00:04:48.840 Yeah.
00:04:49.760 Are you sure?
00:04:50.560 Yes.
00:04:52.520 Excuse me?
00:04:53.420 Who has bigger arms?
00:04:54.620 Me or him?
00:04:57.600 Yeah, that's my shot.
00:04:58.220 What the?
00:04:58.620 I'm not the same.
00:04:59.220 I'm not the same.
00:04:59.820 Come on.
00:05:02.400 Come on, Sneeko.
00:05:03.360 Come on, Sneeko.
00:05:04.360 Oh, Sneeko.
00:05:10.360 Come on, come on.
00:05:11.940 We have 15 seconds left.
00:05:13.740 Come on, come on.
00:05:14.220 You're good.
00:05:14.660 You're good.
00:05:14.980 You're good.
00:05:16.440 Focus.
00:05:20.300 You got it.
00:05:21.060 You got it.
00:05:21.460 Get this one.
00:05:22.200 Oh!
00:05:23.200 Money ball.
00:05:23.920 Money ball.
00:05:24.620 That counts as two.
00:05:25.420 Go!
00:05:25.640 Come on.
00:05:26.380 I didn't touch the camera.
00:05:33.780 Right now you get three shots.
00:05:35.720 Should I do the slap again?
00:05:37.320 Dude, I genuinely, can you be real for one sec?
00:05:39.940 Oh, slap me right here.
00:05:41.280 Oh, yeah, there's so many people.
00:05:42.240 He has to get behind my shoulders.
00:05:43.480 Right there.
00:05:43.980 Yeah.
00:05:44.180 No, stand here so you get everybody to you.
00:05:45.760 Come around.
00:05:46.160 Stop smiling, bro.
00:05:46.720 You make it obvious.
00:05:47.980 Okay.
00:05:48.620 Stop.
00:05:49.000 Hey, what's up, man?
00:05:49.720 Hey, yes, of course.
00:05:53.260 No, you're not taking pictures of anybody.
00:05:54.520 No, why?
00:05:55.040 Stop.
00:05:55.360 Not with other people.
00:05:56.080 You're acting up in public.
00:05:57.080 I'm not joking.
00:05:57.980 I'm not joking.
00:05:58.480 Let me just take a picture.
00:05:59.180 I'm not joking.
00:05:59.480 Let me just take a picture.
00:06:00.060 Stop.
00:06:00.500 Stop.
00:06:00.740 Stop.
00:06:01.000 Stop.
00:06:01.520 Ow!
00:06:01.980 Sneak out.
00:06:02.640 In public.
00:06:03.700 Nah, you're just talking.
00:06:04.760 No, this is not okay.
00:06:06.680 I told her not to do that.
00:06:08.120 What's your hair, my boy?
00:06:08.980 That's my girl.
00:06:09.560 It's fake, bro.
00:06:10.280 It's fake, bro.
00:06:10.740 It's fake, bro.
00:06:11.280 Yeah.
00:06:12.160 It's fake, bro.
00:06:13.080 Now, this is a real one.
00:06:14.700 No.
00:06:15.700 Seriously.
00:06:16.280 You guys are so nice.
00:06:18.800 Oh, my God.
00:06:19.740 He was about to swing on me right there.
00:06:21.340 He was about to swing on me.
00:06:23.120 I saw that fist coming up.
00:06:25.180 Fuck yeah.
00:06:25.780 You guys are so sweet.
00:06:27.680 Yo, did you see his fist punch?
00:06:29.960 Oh, that's not funny.
00:06:30.560 Hey, come on.
00:06:31.260 Hey, respect it, though.
00:06:31.980 Look at that.
00:06:32.540 A lot of guys aren't going to stand up for women, but he was ready to go.
00:06:34.980 You were ready to talk to me just now.
00:06:36.060 I'm on my sister, like.
00:06:37.920 Okay, you take the fist.
00:06:38.780 I appreciate it.
00:06:39.560 How many white people are going to press you?
00:06:43.740 Fucking cracker.
00:06:44.340 Here, it's really good.
00:06:46.820 I hate it.
00:06:47.820 Really?
00:06:48.020 You like it?
00:06:48.420 I do.
00:06:50.680 I'll hold it.
00:06:52.620 Can I drink out of your straw?
00:06:53.960 Yeah, sure.
00:06:55.220 I already got the herpes from you drinking out of your cup.
00:06:58.340 What are you doing?
00:06:59.200 Do you think they'll get married?
00:07:01.280 Definitely not.
00:07:02.300 Do you like your tattoos?
00:07:04.160 What?
00:07:04.720 Do you like your tattoos?
00:07:05.860 I don't like tattoos.
00:07:07.900 What do you think of my tattoos?
00:07:11.120 What's this one?
00:07:12.000 It's one of my logos for quality.clothing.
00:07:15.860 Oh, that's the link in your bio, right?
00:07:18.360 Yeah, my merch.
00:07:18.960 On Instagram.
00:07:19.360 My clothing, yeah.
00:07:20.140 That's your merch?
00:07:21.060 Yeah.
00:07:21.220 That's dope.
00:07:21.980 Yeah.
00:07:22.060 Okay.
00:07:22.720 All right.
00:07:23.820 What do you think?
00:07:24.320 Overall, out of 10?
00:07:25.560 Because some people are saying.
00:07:26.500 Overall, out of 10, it fits your aesthetic.
00:07:28.480 Yeah?
00:07:28.900 Yes, it fits your aesthetic.
00:07:30.260 What's your aesthetic?
00:07:30.880 Is it like a fuckboy thing, or is it cool?
00:07:32.280 Yeah, a fuckboy thing.
00:07:33.220 I look like a fuckboy?
00:07:34.300 You don't look like a fuckboy, but it fits your aesthetic.
00:07:37.120 Like, the whole mustache and goatee, bugs, head, and tattoos.
00:07:40.040 Where's black all the time.
00:07:41.340 Tall, lengthy.
00:07:42.420 Looks malnourished.
00:07:43.660 Yeah.
00:07:44.120 Malnourished?
00:07:44.540 Okay.
00:07:45.000 You said have a nice physique.
00:07:46.300 Him, on the other hand.
00:07:47.180 Sirico is the best duo.
00:07:48.620 Ah, let's go.
00:07:50.300 Don't be dead of the stream, man.
00:07:51.740 Can we do the Harry Potter ride?
00:07:52.940 Yeah, let's go on a ride.
00:07:53.700 Let's go.
00:07:54.260 Do you know where the rides are?
00:07:55.660 Oh, my God.
00:07:56.040 That was like a bug.
00:07:57.700 Oh, yeah.
00:07:58.300 But the line's quite long.
00:07:59.840 Oh, my God.
00:08:00.860 Is this the Harry Potter place?
00:08:02.500 Yeah, this is magical.
00:08:04.000 This is like a dream come true.
00:08:05.040 I know, this is a great date.
00:08:07.140 I'm having so much fun.
00:08:08.440 I'm having a good friend date.
00:08:10.500 We can hold hands as friends.
00:08:11.960 No, I don't hold hands with my friends.
00:08:13.080 I hold hands with Indian all the time.
00:08:14.740 Really?
00:08:15.160 Yeah.
00:08:15.460 Then do it with him right now.
00:08:16.640 I'll stream for you.
00:08:17.840 Okay, if I hold his hand, will you hold mine?
00:08:20.180 For the same duration you hold his, you can hold mine.
00:08:23.000 Okay.
00:08:29.320 What are you doing?
00:08:30.960 Okay, let's show them.
00:08:32.300 I'm gay?
00:08:33.840 No, I like...
00:08:34.700 I thought you hated women.
00:08:35.660 Come on, represent.
00:08:36.300 I don't hate women.
00:08:36.980 I've never said that I hate women.
00:08:38.000 Do you hate women?
00:08:38.560 No.
00:08:39.580 Don't do the manly dab hook, though.
00:08:43.040 Can you snap after it?
00:08:46.460 What up, guys?
00:08:48.600 We're here.
00:08:50.400 Can you get out of my stream?
00:08:51.540 Can you get out of my stream?
00:08:52.440 Go ahead.
00:08:52.920 Talk to him.
00:08:53.740 Hey, guys.
00:08:54.160 We're back at...
00:08:54.760 What are you looking...
00:08:55.340 There's nothing back there.
00:08:56.020 I'm looking at the camera.
00:08:56.620 Don't even lie.
00:08:57.340 There's nothing back there.
00:08:58.200 There's nothing to look at.
00:08:59.440 Pipe down.
00:09:00.160 Okay.
00:09:00.280 I don't hate women.
00:09:02.500 They're all the...
00:09:03.040 You need to go yell at her all the time.
00:09:05.020 We just slapped her twice in public, and she yelled the R word.
00:09:07.560 What's up, man?
00:09:08.460 Yo.
00:09:09.000 How you doing?
00:09:09.540 Yo, Sneeko?
00:09:10.280 Hey, what's up, man?
00:09:11.440 Yo, I don't remember you.
00:09:12.500 Oh, yeah.
00:09:12.920 It's cool.
00:09:13.200 Yo, Sneeko!
00:09:14.020 What's up, bro?
00:09:14.840 Sneeko!
00:09:15.680 Boy, I'm on a date right now, bro.
00:09:16.960 Wait, did you meet Andrew Taylor?
00:09:17.840 I'm on a date right now.
00:09:18.620 Did you meet Andrew Taylor?
00:09:19.580 I did.
00:09:19.940 Yeah, I did.
00:09:20.300 Oh, that's a girl.
00:09:21.060 He's a good guy.
00:09:21.480 Hi.
00:09:23.380 Nice to meet you.
00:09:24.120 Cool.
00:09:24.440 I'm not on a date.
00:09:25.700 Oh, you're on a date?
00:09:26.640 Yeah, we're on a date.
00:09:27.340 We're not on a date.
00:09:27.700 You don't need to look at her.
00:09:28.320 You should like him.
00:09:28.740 W-E-R-A.
00:09:29.040 That's W-E-R-A.
00:09:29.540 We're not on a date.
00:09:30.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:30.500 No, no, he's chill.
00:09:31.760 That's what I'm saying.
00:09:32.460 Yeah, she should.
00:09:33.020 We should get married, right?
00:09:33.920 Don't mess with the haters, bro.
00:09:34.960 I said that dude.
00:09:35.620 One dude posted about the kids that were saying, we don't love women on it.
00:09:38.240 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:38.660 We love women.
00:09:39.080 I don't mess with that.
00:09:39.840 You chill, bro.
00:09:40.580 How much you spend on that?
00:09:42.360 I spent a lot, man.
00:09:43.100 I spent a lot on that.
00:09:44.500 It's a lot.
00:09:45.240 It's fake.
00:09:45.860 It's the H-K.
00:09:46.420 You guys love women?
00:09:47.380 Stop hating, bro.
00:09:48.220 We love everybody?
00:09:49.200 Yeah.
00:09:49.680 That's what I'm talking about, y'all.
00:09:50.740 Enjoy your day, guys.
00:09:55.100 He just paid somebody $40 for two egg rolls.
00:09:58.940 And you were tripping about $35 Uber Eats?
00:10:02.440 This kid makes no sense.
00:10:03.540 He was a poncho for the...
00:10:04.660 Oh, we were fired.
00:10:08.620 I just nutted.
00:10:10.820 Right from her end.
00:10:11.840 You feed him.
00:10:13.140 One end.
00:10:13.740 He likes me.
00:10:14.420 He's Filipino.
00:10:15.600 My teeth are fucked up.
00:10:16.640 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:22.040 Mia, did you say pork?
00:10:23.080 Vegetable, it was vegetable.
00:10:24.120 It did not have pork.
00:10:25.220 It was pork.
00:10:26.000 I can tell when it has...
00:10:27.340 There was no meat in it.
00:10:28.040 No.
00:10:28.820 There was no meat.
00:10:29.600 There was no meat in it.
00:10:30.480 Vegetable roll.
00:10:32.300 They're trolling you.
00:10:33.380 There was no meat in it.
00:10:34.260 I've never eaten pork in my life.
00:10:35.780 There was no pork in it.
00:10:37.120 There was no meat at all.
00:10:40.100 You can smell it when it has pork, bro.
00:10:42.980 It's okay, Mia.
00:10:45.920 Kiss him.
00:10:46.480 That'll make him feel better.
00:10:47.900 Stop trying to make him feel better.
00:10:49.880 He sinned in front of everybody.
00:10:51.480 Do you realize how he...
00:10:52.120 He does not eat pork.
00:10:53.420 You seem a little, like, low energy.
00:10:55.600 Do I?
00:10:56.080 Yeah, what's wrong?
00:10:57.260 Nothing's wrong.
00:10:58.100 You want to talk about it?
00:10:59.020 I want to go on this ride.
00:10:59.940 I'm not going to lie.
00:11:00.220 Like, off camera.
00:11:00.740 We want to talk about it.
00:11:01.480 Like, off camera.
00:11:02.100 Off camera.
00:11:02.540 Okay, off camera.
00:11:03.560 So, basically, I really have a crush on you.
00:11:06.120 And I don't know, like, how to get the feelings in there, but I genuinely, like, really
00:11:09.920 like you.
00:11:10.480 Oh, shit.
00:11:11.040 Say.
00:11:11.320 I don't know how to tell you.
00:11:12.280 Say swear.
00:11:14.880 I swear.
00:11:16.000 I like you, too.
00:11:20.540 Like, as a friend.
00:11:21.440 Yeah.
00:11:22.180 I want to go to the next level.
00:11:24.420 Like, best friends?
00:11:25.540 We can be best friends.
00:11:26.340 We're all safe.
00:11:28.380 For me, we've all been all right.
00:11:30.020 Oh, what are you?
00:11:34.760 Oh.
00:11:35.640 Please, again.
00:11:36.160 Please, again.
00:11:36.880 The back is the worst?
00:11:39.220 Oh, man.
00:11:39.740 This is even worth it, bro.
00:11:40.620 We're going to get on camera's fucked up.
00:11:41.640 Oh, man.
00:11:42.020 Where's the look?
00:11:42.480 Look.
00:11:43.520 Aquarium.
00:11:44.620 Why do I keep cursing?
00:11:48.540 Yo, show, show, show.
00:11:50.440 You love those songs?
00:11:54.340 Oh, yo, yo.
00:11:55.260 Watch out, watch out, watch out.
00:11:56.540 Oh, we're not going there.
00:11:57.820 Watch out.
00:11:58.680 Are you scared?
00:12:03.680 Oh, no.
00:12:04.240 Do you have any last words?
00:12:05.820 We're streaming, so I'm fake scared.
00:12:07.160 Oh, we're there.
00:12:08.680 Woo!
00:12:11.640 Wow.
00:12:12.540 Whoa.
00:12:12.900 Whoa.
00:12:13.180 To our Jurassic World family.
00:12:16.380 Diner 4.
00:12:20.480 What's your show?
00:12:21.080 What's your show?
00:12:21.980 Yeah.
00:12:22.840 Multiple systems fail.
00:12:25.340 Yeah, there's a big jump in there.
00:12:26.520 What the fuck?
00:12:27.540 It's squirting on me.
00:12:28.460 It's squirting on me.
00:12:31.540 Did you squirt on me?
00:12:32.740 Okay.
00:12:33.020 Yeah, no, no.
00:12:33.800 Hold all arms in the same zone.
00:12:37.020 The Indominus Rex has escaped.
00:12:38.960 I'm scared about your camera.
00:12:41.560 I'm scared.
00:12:42.940 Oh, fuck.
00:12:48.280 Oh, fuck.
00:12:48.840 I'm scared.
00:12:53.400 Oh, my God.
00:12:54.940 Ah!
00:12:55.880 Why are you talking?
00:12:57.440 Oh, what the fuck?
00:12:59.540 What the fuck?
00:13:01.620 Are you recording?
00:13:02.260 Oh, my God.
00:13:04.140 Ah!
00:13:08.940 This way.
00:13:09.800 Yeah, I'm so fucking good.
00:13:11.820 And once again, I'm a monster.
00:13:13.940 No, for real.
00:13:14.740 For real, for real, Amy.
00:13:15.740 If you can see me, I need you to keep your hands inside the wall.
00:13:18.740 I'll hold this.
00:13:19.480 I'll hold this.
00:13:19.520 I'll hold this.
00:13:20.400 Set these animals off.
00:13:22.860 Oh, fuck.
00:13:24.200 Oh, my God.
00:13:24.920 I'm so scared.
00:13:25.580 I'm so scared.
00:13:30.220 Oh, here we go.
00:13:35.100 Here we go.
00:13:35.980 Oh, fuck.
00:13:36.480 Oh, fuck.
00:13:38.420 Oh, yeah.
00:13:39.140 That went.
00:13:39.740 That was so quickly.
00:13:41.080 Oh, fuck.
00:13:42.220 Oh, fuck.
00:13:45.380 Oh, who farted?
00:13:46.800 Look at that dinosaur.
00:13:59.320 Holy.
00:14:00.140 What the fuck?
00:14:01.100 Go, go, go, go.
00:14:01.780 What the hell?
00:14:02.480 Show it.
00:14:03.740 What?
00:14:04.180 Show it.
00:14:08.540 Oh, my God.
00:14:14.040 That was so scary.
00:14:16.940 Oh, my God.
00:14:17.800 I was so scared.
00:14:19.480 Oh, my God.
00:14:21.960 All right.
00:14:22.500 The camera's good.
00:14:22.780 That was so scary.
00:14:24.180 I didn't expect the drop either.
00:14:25.680 I was looking at the T-Rex.
00:14:27.460 That was scary.
00:14:29.260 That's okay, man.
00:14:30.800 Are we dead?
00:14:32.200 Is it epic or what?
00:14:33.100 Good.
00:14:33.940 Yeah.
00:14:34.560 We're dead.
00:14:35.240 Let's go.
00:14:37.700 Yeah.
00:14:40.320 I'm 25 years old.
00:14:42.180 Oh, my God.
00:14:43.100 I'm a 25-year-old man.