SNEAKO - September 26, 2023


SNEAKO Goes On A Date With Sara Saffari!


Episode Stats


Length

14 minutes

Words per minute

181.16891

Word count

2,672

Sentence count

503

Harmful content

Misogyny

29

sentences flagged

Toxicity

79

sentences flagged

Hate speech

13

sentences flagged


Summary

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Chad and Sarah are back in LA and Chad is trying to win a prize from his ex-boyfriend, but it's not so easy. Also, Chad and Sarah get into a heated debate about who is more feminine and who is masculine.

Transcript

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Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 I decided to extend my trip because Sarah was fiending, she was just FaceTiming me all day long, 0.53
00:00:07.040 just like, please stay, please stay, Stiko, please, please, please, so I had to.
00:00:10.320 Who called me at 2 a.m. last night?
00:00:11.520 So I had to, I mean, she was just calling me drunk late night, oh, I miss you so much.
00:00:15.060 I don't think so.
00:00:15.460 Late night, I miss you so much.
00:00:16.440 She doesn't drink.
00:00:17.940 How about you establish exactly what you stand for and, like, why?
00:00:21.080 I think you're cool.
00:00:22.200 I think you're cool.
00:00:22.840 Thank you.
00:00:23.240 So what do you think we agree on?
00:00:24.520 I think we both don't drink. 1.00
00:00:25.960 We both hate OnlyFans whores. 1.00
00:00:27.880 We both. 1.00
00:00:30.000 Did she hear?
00:00:31.060 No.
00:00:31.420 Okay.
00:00:32.620 But not her, right?
00:00:34.760 Yeah, not her.
00:00:35.280 She's cool.
00:00:35.700 She's cool.
00:00:36.120 She's the one of the good ones.
00:00:38.100 Pick Me OnlyFans girl. 0.99
00:00:39.820 What else?
00:00:41.720 We both work out.
00:00:42.940 Yeah.
00:00:43.260 I want to go through a Sarah workout later today, but today I'm going to win a surprise.
00:00:46.780 We're going to hang out, have a good time, enjoy LA.
00:00:48.860 You think you'll actually win me anything?
00:00:50.160 I'll win you something.
00:00:51.180 But I know what she's going to do.
00:00:52.040 She's going to try to, like, outwin me. 1.00
00:00:53.220 If we're throwing darts, she's going to, like, go extra try hard. 1.00
00:00:55.520 It's cool.
00:00:56.120 No, I just want to win you a prize.
00:00:58.260 You deserve it.
00:00:58.860 Why do you want to emasculate me so bad?
00:01:00.240 I don't want to emasculate you.
00:01:02.080 I like when you smile.
00:01:02.920 You have such a beautiful smile.
00:01:05.860 You need to be feminized more. 0.99
00:01:07.380 I am feminized.
00:01:07.980 You want to be the gym bro so bad.
00:01:10.060 No, I just want to win you a prize, too.
00:01:12.060 Why?
00:01:12.760 I don't know.
00:01:13.300 I think it'd be a nice gesture. 1.00
00:01:14.580 Okay, fuck that. 1.00
00:01:15.260 I won't win you a prize. 1.00
00:01:15.680 No, you can, you can, you can.
00:01:16.440 No, please win me a prize.
00:01:17.880 Please.
00:01:18.580 Even the way she did that was masculine.
00:01:20.020 She flexed her arm saying, please. 0.99
00:01:20.840 I did not flex my arm.
00:01:22.200 She did.
00:01:22.940 Please.
00:01:23.960 She did.
00:01:24.940 Please.
00:01:25.440 Oh, God, chat.
00:01:26.140 Stop simping.
00:01:27.080 Aw, I love you, chat.
00:01:28.160 Let's go to a ride or something.
00:01:34.080 Did he just say A Chinese?
00:01:35.360 Yeah, well, it's just, you gotta ignore everything he says.
00:01:37.200 Okay.
00:01:38.020 So I'll buy you something.
00:01:38.660 What do you, what do you want?
00:01:39.500 Oh, you don't need to buy me anything.
00:01:40.820 I know, but, um, I want to.
00:01:42.280 No, it's okay.
00:01:42.860 Thank you.
00:01:43.500 It's not about me, so I want to.
00:01:44.400 What do you want?
00:01:44.640 You want a Mario shirt?
00:01:45.340 Do you want me to buy you something?
00:01:46.680 Stop trying to do that.
00:01:47.420 Okay.
00:01:47.840 Just let me, I'll be the man, you're the woman. 1.00
00:01:50.520 I know it's difficult, like, but.
00:01:52.760 I want one of these hats.
00:01:54.500 Cool, I'll get you one.
00:01:58.160 That looks really good on you.
00:02:03.360 You gotta center it, though.
00:02:04.540 Can you help me?
00:02:05.480 Yeah.
00:02:06.900 Can I kiss it?
00:02:08.280 What are you doing?
00:02:09.060 What are you doing?
00:02:09.860 I'm just kissing the hat.
00:02:11.080 Here, you wear this one for your long hair.
00:02:13.440 Come here. 1.00
00:02:16.660 You've got a big ass head. 1.00
00:02:18.380 Yeah, that's it. 1.00
00:02:21.180 No.
00:02:21.700 Okay, you can get that.
00:02:22.780 No, I don't want this.
00:02:23.840 I changed my mind.
00:02:24.480 You don't?
00:02:24.900 No.
00:02:25.360 Okay.
00:02:25.700 Also, Chad, I promise Sarah I'm not going to be weird today.
00:02:27.920 I did say some crazy.
00:02:29.080 I did say I wanted to sniffer gym pennies, but I don't.
00:02:30.900 I have the receipts that he promised me he wouldn't be weird today.
00:02:34.120 So, if you don't abide by it, they're getting leaked everywhere.
00:02:39.240 Okay.
00:02:39.960 What are you doing behind me?
00:02:40.800 I was looking at the camera.
00:02:41.600 Unless you want the hats.
00:02:42.720 Thing one and thing two.
00:02:43.980 Oh, actually, yeah, let's try that.
00:02:45.280 You want to be thing one or thing two?
00:02:46.220 You can pay.
00:02:47.920 I'll be thing two.
00:02:50.120 Second place, because I'm a woman.
00:02:51.920 Oh, okay.
00:02:52.700 Tell me you Sarah.
00:02:54.720 Which one fits?
00:02:55.540 What was that?
00:02:59.200 Can you smile for a picture of me?
00:03:00.980 Yeah, of course.
00:03:02.460 What are you saying on your toes?
00:03:05.460 B.I., we look cute together.
00:03:06.640 What are you talking about?
00:03:08.900 Yo.
00:03:10.020 Are we W couple?
00:03:11.480 Yes or no?
00:03:12.780 Yo.
00:03:13.380 Can you text us to me?
00:03:14.300 Why do you want it?
00:03:15.080 I'm going to put it as my screen saver.
00:03:16.480 Okay.
00:03:17.200 Oh, my God.
00:03:17.500 See my tooth?
00:03:17.960 Oh, the front tooth?
00:03:21.260 Yeah. 1.00
00:03:22.180 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:03:24.940 Yeah. 1.00
00:03:25.420 I got to go to the dentist when I'm back in Miami.
00:03:28.120 That's actually so bad.
00:03:30.140 Does it look kind of hard, though?
00:03:31.140 That kind of breaks my heart.
00:03:33.160 Oh, thank you.
00:03:34.460 Where did it go?
00:03:35.620 Okay.
00:03:35.860 Now pretend like you're hit me.
00:03:38.340 Let me go. 0.62
00:03:39.560 Let me do the slap one more time. 0.97
00:03:44.080 You have to stand over my shoulder.
00:03:46.020 Watch it.
00:03:46.780 Wait, let the people pass.
00:03:47.400 I hate the way you act like this.
00:03:48.360 Go right here.
00:03:49.100 In the middle.
00:03:51.140 I'm telling you, we're going in the Mario Kart ride now. 0.97
00:03:53.520 That being so fucking rude. 1.00
00:03:55.480 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:03:56.060 People here. 1.00
00:03:58.580 Sneak-o. 0.98
00:03:59.760 I said I'm...
00:04:00.320 How long do you think that we've been dating?
00:04:03.600 What?
00:04:05.520 One year.
00:04:06.120 One year?
00:04:07.380 It's been two, actually.
00:04:08.600 But, yeah.
00:04:09.020 Nice to meet you.
00:04:09.580 That's 365 days more than he'd ever get.
00:04:12.020 It's making it a shop harder.
00:04:12.660 Oh, sorry.
00:04:13.500 Yeah, walk next to me.
00:04:14.320 Let's hold hands.
00:04:15.460 Sorry.
00:04:16.120 Can we hold hands?
00:04:17.020 Sorry.
00:04:17.720 Yeah, so we can just stay together.
00:04:19.680 At least...
00:04:19.940 Okay, elbows.
00:04:22.340 Oh, no.
00:04:22.900 I don't like that.
00:04:24.180 Here, touch my pinky.
00:04:28.680 Oh, whoa. 0.99
00:04:31.600 Next time you hear that, I'm yelling rape. 0.99
00:04:33.260 Okay. 0.99
00:04:35.280 Okay, let's see.
00:04:35.780 Who has bigger arms?
00:04:36.460 Let's see.
00:04:36.900 Let's see.
00:04:38.700 The Anishat.
00:04:39.580 It's pretty even.
00:04:40.580 And we have the same skin tone.
00:04:41.740 Excuse me, sir?
00:04:42.480 Who has bigger arms?
00:04:44.740 Show me.
00:04:46.140 The cameraman?
00:04:47.580 No, move.
00:04:48.420 Me?
00:04:48.840 Yeah.
00:04:49.760 Are you sure?
00:04:50.560 Yes.
00:04:52.520 Excuse me?
00:04:53.420 Who has bigger arms?
00:04:54.620 Me or him?
00:04:57.600 Yeah, that's my shot.
00:04:58.220 What the?
00:04:58.620 I'm not the same.
00:04:59.220 I'm not the same.
00:04:59.820 Come on.
00:05:02.400 Come on, Sneeko. 0.89
00:05:03.360 Come on, Sneeko. 0.89
00:05:04.360 Oh, Sneeko. 1.00
00:05:10.360 Come on, come on. 0.99
00:05:11.940 We have 15 seconds left.
00:05:13.740 Come on, come on. 0.99
00:05:14.220 You're good.
00:05:14.660 You're good.
00:05:14.980 You're good.
00:05:16.440 Focus.
00:05:20.300 You got it.
00:05:21.060 You got it.
00:05:21.460 Get this one.
00:05:22.200 Oh! 0.60
00:05:23.200 Money ball.
00:05:23.920 Money ball.
00:05:24.620 That counts as two.
00:05:25.420 Go! 0.95
00:05:25.640 Come on.
00:05:26.380 I didn't touch the camera.
00:05:33.780 Right now you get three shots.
00:05:35.720 Should I do the slap again?
00:05:37.320 Dude, I genuinely, can you be real for one sec? 0.97
00:05:39.940 Oh, slap me right here. 0.97
00:05:41.280 Oh, yeah, there's so many people. 0.94
00:05:42.240 He has to get behind my shoulders.
00:05:43.480 Right there.
00:05:43.980 Yeah.
00:05:44.180 No, stand here so you get everybody to you.
00:05:45.760 Come around.
00:05:46.160 Stop smiling, bro.
00:05:46.720 You make it obvious.
00:05:47.980 Okay.
00:05:48.620 Stop.
00:05:49.000 Hey, what's up, man?
00:05:49.720 Hey, yes, of course.
00:05:53.260 No, you're not taking pictures of anybody.
00:05:54.520 No, why?
00:05:55.040 Stop.
00:05:55.360 Not with other people.
00:05:56.080 You're acting up in public.
00:05:57.080 I'm not joking.
00:05:57.980 I'm not joking.
00:05:58.480 Let me just take a picture.
00:05:59.180 I'm not joking.
00:05:59.480 Let me just take a picture.
00:06:00.060 Stop.
00:06:00.500 Stop.
00:06:00.740 Stop.
00:06:01.000 Stop.
00:06:01.520 Ow! 1.00
00:06:01.980 Sneak out.
00:06:02.640 In public.
00:06:03.700 Nah, you're just talking.
00:06:04.760 No, this is not okay.
00:06:06.680 I told her not to do that.
00:06:08.120 What's your hair, my boy?
00:06:08.980 That's my girl.
00:06:09.560 It's fake, bro.
00:06:10.280 It's fake, bro.
00:06:10.740 It's fake, bro.
00:06:11.280 Yeah.
00:06:12.160 It's fake, bro.
00:06:13.080 Now, this is a real one.
00:06:14.700 No.
00:06:15.700 Seriously.
00:06:16.280 You guys are so nice.
00:06:18.800 Oh, my God.
00:06:19.740 He was about to swing on me right there.
00:06:21.340 He was about to swing on me.
00:06:23.120 I saw that fist coming up. 1.00
00:06:25.180 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:06:25.780 You guys are so sweet. 1.00
00:06:27.680 Yo, did you see his fist punch?
00:06:29.960 Oh, that's not funny.
00:06:30.560 Hey, come on. 0.77
00:06:31.260 Hey, respect it, though.
00:06:31.980 Look at that.
00:06:32.540 A lot of guys aren't going to stand up for women, but he was ready to go.
00:06:34.980 You were ready to talk to me just now.
00:06:36.060 I'm on my sister, like.
00:06:37.920 Okay, you take the fist.
00:06:38.780 I appreciate it.
00:06:39.560 How many white people are going to press you? 1.00
00:06:43.740 Fucking cracker. 1.00
00:06:44.340 Here, it's really good. 1.00
00:06:46.820 I hate it.
00:06:47.820 Really?
00:06:48.020 You like it?
00:06:48.420 I do.
00:06:50.680 I'll hold it.
00:06:52.620 Can I drink out of your straw?
00:06:53.960 Yeah, sure.
00:06:55.220 I already got the herpes from you drinking out of your cup.
00:06:58.340 What are you doing?
00:06:59.200 Do you think they'll get married?
00:07:01.280 Definitely not.
00:07:02.300 Do you like your tattoos?
00:07:04.160 What?
00:07:04.720 Do you like your tattoos?
00:07:05.860 I don't like tattoos.
00:07:07.900 What do you think of my tattoos?
00:07:11.120 What's this one?
00:07:12.000 It's one of my logos for quality.clothing.
00:07:15.860 Oh, that's the link in your bio, right?
00:07:18.360 Yeah, my merch.
00:07:18.960 On Instagram.
00:07:19.360 My clothing, yeah.
00:07:20.140 That's your merch?
00:07:21.060 Yeah.
00:07:21.220 That's dope. 0.93
00:07:21.980 Yeah.
00:07:22.060 Okay.
00:07:22.720 All right.
00:07:23.820 What do you think?
00:07:24.320 Overall, out of 10?
00:07:25.560 Because some people are saying.
00:07:26.500 Overall, out of 10, it fits your aesthetic.
00:07:28.480 Yeah?
00:07:28.900 Yes, it fits your aesthetic.
00:07:30.260 What's your aesthetic? 0.68
00:07:30.880 Is it like a fuckboy thing, or is it cool? 0.98
00:07:32.280 Yeah, a fuckboy thing. 0.99
00:07:33.220 I look like a fuckboy? 0.99
00:07:34.300 You don't look like a fuckboy, but it fits your aesthetic. 1.00
00:07:37.120 Like, the whole mustache and goatee, bugs, head, and tattoos. 0.99
00:07:40.040 Where's black all the time. 1.00
00:07:41.340 Tall, lengthy. 0.96
00:07:42.420 Looks malnourished.
00:07:43.660 Yeah.
00:07:44.120 Malnourished?
00:07:44.540 Okay.
00:07:45.000 You said have a nice physique.
00:07:46.300 Him, on the other hand.
00:07:47.180 Sirico is the best duo.
00:07:48.620 Ah, let's go.
00:07:50.300 Don't be dead of the stream, man.
00:07:51.740 Can we do the Harry Potter ride?
00:07:52.940 Yeah, let's go on a ride.
00:07:53.700 Let's go.
00:07:54.260 Do you know where the rides are?
00:07:55.660 Oh, my God.
00:07:56.040 That was like a bug.
00:07:57.700 Oh, yeah.
00:07:58.300 But the line's quite long.
00:07:59.840 Oh, my God.
00:08:00.860 Is this the Harry Potter place?
00:08:02.500 Yeah, this is magical.
00:08:04.000 This is like a dream come true.
00:08:05.040 I know, this is a great date.
00:08:07.140 I'm having so much fun.
00:08:08.440 I'm having a good friend date.
00:08:10.500 We can hold hands as friends.
00:08:11.960 No, I don't hold hands with my friends.
00:08:13.080 I hold hands with Indian all the time.
00:08:14.740 Really?
00:08:15.160 Yeah.
00:08:15.460 Then do it with him right now.
00:08:16.640 I'll stream for you.
00:08:17.840 Okay, if I hold his hand, will you hold mine?
00:08:20.180 For the same duration you hold his, you can hold mine.
00:08:23.000 Okay.
00:08:29.320 What are you doing?
00:08:30.960 Okay, let's show them. 0.58
00:08:32.300 I'm gay?
00:08:33.840 No, I like... 0.96
00:08:34.700 I thought you hated women. 1.00
00:08:35.660 Come on, represent.
00:08:36.300 I don't hate women. 1.00
00:08:36.980 I've never said that I hate women. 0.99
00:08:38.000 Do you hate women? 0.75
00:08:38.560 No.
00:08:39.580 Don't do the manly dab hook, though.
00:08:43.040 Can you snap after it?
00:08:46.460 What up, guys?
00:08:48.600 We're here.
00:08:50.400 Can you get out of my stream?
00:08:51.540 Can you get out of my stream?
00:08:52.440 Go ahead.
00:08:52.920 Talk to him.
00:08:53.740 Hey, guys.
00:08:54.160 We're back at...
00:08:54.760 What are you looking...
00:08:55.340 There's nothing back there.
00:08:56.020 I'm looking at the camera.
00:08:56.620 Don't even lie.
00:08:57.340 There's nothing back there.
00:08:58.200 There's nothing to look at.
00:08:59.440 Pipe down.
00:09:00.160 Okay. 0.84
00:09:00.280 I don't hate women. 1.00
00:09:02.500 They're all the... 0.98
00:09:03.040 You need to go yell at her all the time. 1.00
00:09:05.020 We just slapped her twice in public, and she yelled the R word. 1.00
00:09:07.560 What's up, man?
00:09:08.460 Yo.
00:09:09.000 How you doing?
00:09:09.540 Yo, Sneeko?
00:09:10.280 Hey, what's up, man?
00:09:11.440 Yo, I don't remember you.
00:09:12.500 Oh, yeah.
00:09:12.920 It's cool.
00:09:13.200 Yo, Sneeko! 1.00
00:09:14.020 What's up, bro?
00:09:14.840 Sneeko! 0.98
00:09:15.680 Boy, I'm on a date right now, bro.
00:09:16.960 Wait, did you meet Andrew Taylor?
00:09:17.840 I'm on a date right now.
00:09:18.620 Did you meet Andrew Taylor?
00:09:19.580 I did.
00:09:19.940 Yeah, I did.
00:09:20.300 Oh, that's a girl.
00:09:21.060 He's a good guy.
00:09:21.480 Hi.
00:09:23.380 Nice to meet you.
00:09:24.120 Cool.
00:09:24.440 I'm not on a date.
00:09:25.700 Oh, you're on a date?
00:09:26.640 Yeah, we're on a date.
00:09:27.340 We're not on a date.
00:09:27.700 You don't need to look at her.
00:09:28.320 You should like him.
00:09:28.740 W-E-R-A. 1.00
00:09:29.040 That's W-E-R-A. 1.00
00:09:29.540 We're not on a date.
00:09:30.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:30.500 No, no, he's chill.
00:09:31.760 That's what I'm saying.
00:09:32.460 Yeah, she should.
00:09:33.020 We should get married, right?
00:09:33.920 Don't mess with the haters, bro.
00:09:34.960 I said that dude.
00:09:35.620 One dude posted about the kids that were saying, we don't love women on it.
00:09:38.240 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:38.660 We love women. 1.00
00:09:39.080 I don't mess with that.
00:09:39.840 You chill, bro.
00:09:40.580 How much you spend on that?
00:09:42.360 I spent a lot, man.
00:09:43.100 I spent a lot on that.
00:09:44.500 It's a lot.
00:09:45.240 It's fake.
00:09:45.860 It's the H-K.
00:09:46.420 You guys love women? 0.94
00:09:47.380 Stop hating, bro.
00:09:48.220 We love everybody?
00:09:49.200 Yeah.
00:09:49.680 That's what I'm talking about, y'all.
00:09:50.740 Enjoy your day, guys.
00:09:55.100 He just paid somebody $40 for two egg rolls.
00:09:58.940 And you were tripping about $35 Uber Eats?
00:10:02.440 This kid makes no sense.
00:10:03.540 He was a poncho for the...
00:10:04.660 Oh, we were fired.
00:10:08.620 I just nutted.
00:10:10.820 Right from her end.
00:10:11.840 You feed him.
00:10:13.140 One end.
00:10:13.740 He likes me.
00:10:14.420 He's Filipino. 1.00
00:10:15.600 My teeth are fucked up. 1.00
00:10:16.640 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:10:22.040 Mia, did you say pork?
00:10:23.080 Vegetable, it was vegetable.
00:10:24.120 It did not have pork.
00:10:25.220 It was pork.
00:10:26.000 I can tell when it has...
00:10:27.340 There was no meat in it.
00:10:28.040 No.
00:10:28.820 There was no meat.
00:10:29.600 There was no meat in it.
00:10:30.480 Vegetable roll.
00:10:32.300 They're trolling you.
00:10:33.380 There was no meat in it.
00:10:34.260 I've never eaten pork in my life.
00:10:35.780 There was no pork in it.
00:10:37.120 There was no meat at all.
00:10:40.100 You can smell it when it has pork, bro.
00:10:42.980 It's okay, Mia.
00:10:45.920 Kiss him.
00:10:46.480 That'll make him feel better.
00:10:47.900 Stop trying to make him feel better.
00:10:49.880 He sinned in front of everybody.
00:10:51.480 Do you realize how he...
00:10:52.120 He does not eat pork.
00:10:53.420 You seem a little, like, low energy.
00:10:55.600 Do I?
00:10:56.080 Yeah, what's wrong?
00:10:57.260 Nothing's wrong.
00:10:58.100 You want to talk about it?
00:10:59.020 I want to go on this ride.
00:10:59.940 I'm not going to lie.
00:11:00.220 Like, off camera.
00:11:00.740 We want to talk about it.
00:11:01.480 Like, off camera.
00:11:02.100 Off camera.
00:11:02.540 Okay, off camera.
00:11:03.560 So, basically, I really have a crush on you.
00:11:06.120 And I don't know, like, how to get the feelings in there, but I genuinely, like, really
00:11:09.920 like you. 0.99
00:11:10.480 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:11:11.040 Say. 1.00
00:11:11.320 I don't know how to tell you.
00:11:12.280 Say swear.
00:11:14.880 I swear.
00:11:16.000 I like you, too.
00:11:20.540 Like, as a friend.
00:11:21.440 Yeah.
00:11:22.180 I want to go to the next level.
00:11:24.420 Like, best friends?
00:11:25.540 We can be best friends.
00:11:26.340 We're all safe.
00:11:28.380 For me, we've all been all right.
00:11:30.020 Oh, what are you?
00:11:34.760 Oh.
00:11:35.640 Please, again.
00:11:36.160 Please, again.
00:11:36.880 The back is the worst?
00:11:39.220 Oh, man.
00:11:39.740 This is even worth it, bro. 0.99
00:11:40.620 We're going to get on camera's fucked up. 0.99
00:11:41.640 Oh, man. 0.99
00:11:42.020 Where's the look?
00:11:42.480 Look.
00:11:43.520 Aquarium.
00:11:44.620 Why do I keep cursing?
00:11:48.540 Yo, show, show, show.
00:11:50.440 You love those songs?
00:11:54.340 Oh, yo, yo.
00:11:55.260 Watch out, watch out, watch out.
00:11:56.540 Oh, we're not going there.
00:11:57.820 Watch out.
00:11:58.680 Are you scared?
00:12:03.680 Oh, no.
00:12:04.240 Do you have any last words?
00:12:05.820 We're streaming, so I'm fake scared.
00:12:07.160 Oh, we're there.
00:12:08.680 Woo! 0.99
00:12:11.640 Wow.
00:12:12.540 Whoa.
00:12:12.900 Whoa.
00:12:13.180 To our Jurassic World family.
00:12:16.380 Diner 4.
00:12:20.480 What's your show?
00:12:21.080 What's your show?
00:12:21.980 Yeah.
00:12:22.840 Multiple systems fail.
00:12:25.340 Yeah, there's a big jump in there. 1.00
00:12:26.520 What the fuck? 0.99
00:12:27.540 It's squirting on me. 1.00
00:12:28.460 It's squirting on me.
00:12:31.540 Did you squirt on me?
00:12:32.740 Okay.
00:12:33.020 Yeah, no, no.
00:12:33.800 Hold all arms in the same zone.
00:12:37.020 The Indominus Rex has escaped.
00:12:38.960 I'm scared about your camera.
00:12:41.560 I'm scared. 1.00
00:12:42.940 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:12:48.280 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:12:48.840 I'm scared. 1.00
00:12:53.400 Oh, my God.
00:12:54.940 Ah!
00:12:55.880 Why are you talking? 1.00
00:12:57.440 Oh, what the fuck? 1.00
00:12:59.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:13:01.620 Are you recording? 1.00
00:13:02.260 Oh, my God.
00:13:04.140 Ah!
00:13:08.940 This way. 0.98
00:13:09.800 Yeah, I'm so fucking good. 0.99
00:13:11.820 And once again, I'm a monster. 0.99
00:13:13.940 No, for real.
00:13:14.740 For real, for real, Amy.
00:13:15.740 If you can see me, I need you to keep your hands inside the wall.
00:13:18.740 I'll hold this.
00:13:19.480 I'll hold this.
00:13:19.520 I'll hold this.
00:13:20.400 Set these animals off. 1.00
00:13:22.860 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:13:24.200 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:13:24.920 I'm so scared.
00:13:25.580 I'm so scared.
00:13:30.220 Oh, here we go.
00:13:35.100 Here we go. 1.00
00:13:35.980 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:13:36.480 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:13:38.420 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:13:39.140 That went.
00:13:39.740 That was so quickly. 1.00
00:13:41.080 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:13:42.220 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:13:45.380 Oh, who farted? 1.00
00:13:46.800 Look at that dinosaur.
00:13:59.320 Holy. 1.00
00:14:00.140 What the fuck? 1.00
00:14:01.100 Go, go, go, go. 1.00
00:14:01.780 What the hell? 0.98
00:14:02.480 Show it. 0.97
00:14:03.740 What?
00:14:04.180 Show it.
00:14:08.540 Oh, my God.
00:14:14.040 That was so scary.
00:14:16.940 Oh, my God.
00:14:17.800 I was so scared.
00:14:19.480 Oh, my God.
00:14:21.960 All right.
00:14:22.500 The camera's good.
00:14:22.780 That was so scary.
00:14:24.180 I didn't expect the drop either.
00:14:25.680 I was looking at the T-Rex.
00:14:27.460 That was scary.
00:14:29.260 That's okay, man.
00:14:30.800 Are we dead?
00:14:32.200 Is it epic or what?
00:14:33.100 Good.
00:14:33.940 Yeah.
00:14:34.560 We're dead.
00:14:35.240 Let's go.
00:14:37.700 Yeah.
00:14:40.320 I'm 25 years old.
00:14:42.180 Oh, my God.
00:14:43.100 I'm a 25-year-old man.