SNEAKO - SNEAKO Has Melina & Zherka Over For A Dinner Party!

00:00:00.000 Do you agree with him? He doesn't like going on dates one-on-one. He would rather have a group

00:00:04.340 environment where there's a couple of his boys, you bring a couple of the girls, you're all at

00:00:07.620 a bar, and then he grabs the girl's ass and then talks to the guy. That's what you like.

00:00:13.500 No, I... Because you want to talk to the guy. No, you get... You need, like, the emotional support

00:00:17.400 from the dude that you're talking to while you're touching a girl so you don't have to talk to him.

00:00:20.600 Well, not emotional support. It's that the man won't be as boring as her. And number two,

00:00:25.200 you get laid faster because it's a casual setting. Whereas, if I leave you guys alone,

00:00:29.020 one-on-one, you guys start getting awkward and interviewing each other. But if it's all at

00:00:34.000 a party, then I can be like, hey, Mel, you know, like, I can be just more like more... I can get

00:00:38.400 away with more in a crowd. I can sexually harass more in a crowd. Don't clip that. Absolutely not.

00:00:45.280 We're on Rumble. You can say that, right? Yeah, but we have the chips here.

00:00:47.980 No, it's only sexual. It's only sexual. It's just not good.

00:00:51.740 Did you not invite you? Come join us. Come join us.

00:00:54.260 Oh, boy, boy, boy, boy. Two million followers and you leave her in the background.

00:00:57.800 Ooh, this is my business, Barker. Wait, do you see mine? I went viral overnight. Did you know that?

00:01:02.780 Let me see. Wait, what? Recently? Yes. For what? Ugh, that's awful.

00:01:06.780 Is it something controversial or... Because I saw you on whatever. Bro, are you kidding me?

00:01:11.780 It was for making fun of red pill people. Yeah. Oh. You saw that. You, of course, shut up.

00:01:16.780 You did. He didn't. He really didn't. You wouldn't mind. Did I comment on it? I don't know. I've been high.

00:01:24.760 Are you kidding me? They put it here so that you can do it. Bro, it went more viral than you ever had.

00:01:28.180 Hey, let's do a salsa dance. You want to dance? You didn't want that dance from ABBA.

00:01:33.760 You didn't tell the truth. You didn't want that dance from ABBA. Yeah, I had the pressure.

00:01:38.100 That's your projection, my dude. Are we all dating Amy tonight? No. What?

00:01:44.620 We're just sitting down. We're all dating her. We're bringing an Australian girl.

00:01:47.440 We're all going to date her all at once. Don't salsa her, Zerka. Stop.

00:01:51.240 Thank you for the 33. Zerka and Seiko, you both need work. When we meet, I will reveal the truth to you.

00:01:54.840 Both open your eyes to you soon. Also, enjoy your dinner. Matthew, 2016.

00:01:57.980 Okay, how do you think I should... I could actually bring the table over here. I think that'd be a better idea.

00:02:01.320 You think that's better? Yeah, yeah.

00:02:03.080 When we start the dinner, I'm going to put the table right here. Is that okay?

00:02:06.660 They both.

00:02:07.240 When we start the dinner, I'll carry the table. I'll put the table over here.

00:02:13.020 Oh, maybe now. Before the food, bro.

00:02:15.000 No, no, no. They can... Okay.

00:02:16.760 We have time.

00:02:17.480 The game is going to be here until like 10 minutes.

00:02:18.620 Yeah, we have time.

00:02:20.840 Where's Tristan? Tristan, what? You got hands, Tristan? You got street hands?

00:02:24.260 Zerka's going to be nice to Melina because he is terrified of Destiny Good.

00:02:27.400 No, he's terrified of me.

00:02:28.820 Your husband is a homosexual.

00:02:31.820 So that's why he's scared of me instead.

00:02:33.640 What do you think Zerka's projecting by talking about the salsa thing, Melina?

00:02:36.000 Yeah. What do you think of Tristan Tate?

00:02:38.380 Because he really wanted to dance with me. That's it.

00:02:40.900 Abba is gay.

00:02:41.980 And then he got cucked because Abba got to dance with me and he doesn't even dare to ask.

00:02:46.300 Mel, I can't be with you because you're a liberal.

00:02:49.780 It's gross.

00:02:50.680 That's what it is?

00:02:51.480 Dude, you know, you have the temperament that you'll be happy in the kitchen.

00:02:58.060 Like she wouldn't, oh, it's so hard.

00:03:00.560 She can do it.

00:03:01.600 I can be everything.

00:03:02.800 You're not...

00:03:03.480 I can be the man and the wife.

00:03:04.960 Melina, you're so chill.

00:03:06.220 You're always like, hi.

00:03:07.460 You could make it to the kitchen.

00:03:09.640 Why aren't you becoming a trad?

00:03:11.500 Why?

00:03:12.100 Because there's so much more to me.

00:03:14.260 That's why.

00:03:15.520 I'm like a genius.

00:03:16.580 What do you think about this, Zerko?

00:03:18.220 I've noticed that Mel is the only girl...

00:03:19.920 You know how a girl sleeps with a lot of guys and then she starts becoming vacant in her eyes

00:03:23.880 and she becomes more bitter and masculine?

00:03:26.020 Thousand cocks there.

00:03:27.360 Exactly.

00:03:27.900 Kind of like...

00:03:28.680 And then she becomes angrier and bitter that all these guys lied to sleep with her

00:03:32.960 and that she didn't actually get a real relationship.

00:03:34.820 And she starts to lose her soul.

00:03:36.420 How is Mel able to sleep with men and still maintain her femininity?

00:03:40.060 Because she still hasn't lost it.

00:03:41.640 I got to admit that we watched the video of her from four years ago from New Zealand or whatever.

00:03:44.620 You seem the same even though you're 24.

00:03:47.280 Yeah.

00:03:47.640 Yeah, you seem the same.

00:03:48.680 How is she able to do her rom activity and still maintain femininity?

00:03:53.380 Believe it or not, she doesn't fuck that much.

00:03:55.280 She's so picky.

00:03:56.420 In 2023, she's just like...

00:03:58.680 It's mostly women.

00:03:59.340 She just tries to compete with Steven.

00:04:01.260 So Steven's like Mel, pick an option so I can go fuck a chick.

00:04:04.880 And she's like, bro, these guys suck.

00:04:07.860 She doesn't even enjoy the open relationship.

00:04:10.080 She's not even enjoying it.

00:04:11.180 You know, actually, like, Steven being married to me actually gives them more women

00:04:16.040 because they're like, oh, damn, I can be on her level.

00:04:18.280 Want to hear something crazy?

00:04:19.480 Yeah.

00:04:19.720 For years, I said Steven would be bothered if I banged Mel.

00:04:24.320 Recently, when I talked to Steven, I genuinely think,

00:04:28.240 because I know some of her partners that Steven doesn't like,

00:04:31.500 you know, the airplane guy, there's some partners she's had.

00:04:35.280 That's not my partner.

00:04:36.760 What?

00:04:36.960 Or no, you've banged them or whatever, or maybe, or kissed them.

00:04:40.660 But keep it here, you're loud enough, you're loud enough.

00:04:42.080 Is it going to hit?

00:04:42.740 Yeah, you're loud enough.

00:04:43.740 Basically, when I found out her, your past partners,

00:04:47.240 now I understand why Steven wouldn't care if Zerka touched her,

00:04:51.200 because the other guys are the cringiest guys on earth.

00:04:55.540 That guy is just like...

00:04:56.260 That's why, I mean, every guy is cringe, though.

00:04:58.300 That's just facts.

00:05:00.240 You know, Mel, every year you're banging less.

00:05:03.180 Soon it's about to be zero.

00:05:04.860 Like, have you noticed that?

00:05:05.520 Women doesn't count either.

00:05:07.340 Who's that guy that Steven cocked at the first TwitchCon

00:05:10.540 when you met Steven?

00:05:11.440 We watched it.

00:05:12.540 He's a vegan with long hair.

00:05:14.120 Oh, that was not TwitchCon.

00:05:15.640 All right, whatever it was.

00:05:16.460 Yeah.

00:05:18.880 You don't follow the lore at all?

00:05:20.740 No, no, no.

00:05:21.400 I'm just trying to talk.

00:05:22.240 I want to talk about the...

00:05:24.240 But first, we got to...

00:05:25.240 Before we get into that, just hold that thought.

00:05:28.880 Mel should get a tattoo of a candle on her back

00:05:30.480 so I can blow it out.

00:05:31.200 Thank you, G from New York.

00:05:32.000 I had to read it because it was $100.

00:05:33.380 Because it's $100.

00:05:34.340 Because it's $100.

00:05:34.760 You know, he was probably getting off to that one.

00:05:36.540 He just busted all over his screen.

00:05:38.440 I want to talk about when Steven cocked you from that girl

00:05:40.700 that you had a huge crush on a TwitchCon.

00:05:42.120 Boom, Baka!

00:05:42.980 How did you feel about getting cocked that hard by a cock?

00:05:46.020 I'm not going to lie.

00:05:48.360 I'm not going to lie.

00:05:49.640 The first time in my life,

00:05:52.240 when I worked at nightclubs,

00:05:53.460 the rich guys could not take my girl.

00:05:55.320 I had no idea a cloud is bigger than money.

00:05:57.400 I didn't know.

00:05:57.840 You know, my first time at an influencer party

00:06:01.600 and I got cocked by a guy this big.

00:06:04.520 Not cocked.

00:06:05.360 She didn't make eye contact me the whole party.

00:06:07.800 She was just staring at him.

00:06:08.920 And I was like in the room.

00:06:10.620 And every other girl is pulling at me.

00:06:12.120 And I'm like, why not the one I want?

00:06:14.200 Right?

00:06:14.700 And I'm a liberal hoe.

00:06:15.760 But yo, the first time in my life I said,

00:06:18.400 holy fuck do followers matter more than money for women.

00:06:22.520 And I swear to God it was trauma.

00:06:24.480 I didn't sleep that night.

00:06:25.420 What is it?

00:06:25.780 You're yelling a lot out of the mouth.

00:06:27.060 So like, yeah.

00:06:28.080 You think it's followers?

00:06:29.440 Yeah.

00:06:29.880 That's how creative you get in your brain.

00:06:31.320 Like she thought she got me with that question.

00:06:33.400 I was traumatized.

00:06:34.260 Didn't sleep that night.

00:06:35.380 But didn't you go viral overnight, Zerka?

00:06:37.640 There's just no way that it's about the followers.

00:06:41.220 Because don't you have the followers yourself?

00:06:43.320 Steven goes viral every night.

00:06:45.280 That's what it is.

00:06:45.900 He doesn't take a few year breaks.

00:06:47.320 Damn.

00:06:47.860 Okay, so I'm curious.

00:06:48.400 Look at this professional cooking over here.

00:06:51.020 That's a nice camera.

00:06:52.000 I want to start Iowa streaming.

00:06:53.840 How you doing, chefs?

00:06:55.980 Hey.

00:06:57.840 Yeah, no, he's the first person to cook.

00:06:59.880 So do you feel protective over Steve?

00:07:02.020 Zerka.

00:07:02.700 Do you want to bully him?

00:07:03.860 I can't really tell because from one minute you're mad.

00:07:06.420 He keeps lying on my name.

00:07:08.380 Why did he say Myron's going to hate and kick off Zerka?

00:07:11.440 Now everyone's laughing at him.

00:07:12.960 Why would he say that?

00:07:14.460 So you care about his opinion really hard?

00:07:16.660 No, but he didn't.

00:07:18.260 Do you think Steven believed Myron's?

00:07:20.540 Myron's so red, Bill.

00:07:22.100 He's going to.

00:07:23.120 He just keeps attacking my brand.

00:07:25.260 Then he keeps saying I'm a crack hit, like a drug addict, which is funny.

00:07:29.880 I know.

00:07:30.240 I know.

00:07:30.560 I wanted some coffee.

00:07:31.600 Your husband did that.

00:07:32.980 No, I don't have coffee.

00:07:33.420 No, you're sure.

00:07:34.000 Wait, do you like, Leafy wants to call and you don't like him, right?

00:07:37.080 No, we're not.

00:07:37.680 No.

00:07:37.880 Okay, I figured.

00:07:38.580 Okay, okay.

00:07:39.640 No, I like your husband.

00:07:41.240 I like your husband, but he keeps attacking my brand again and again and again.

00:07:47.340 And it's like, dude, you're a millionaire.

00:07:49.160 Leave me alone.

00:07:50.620 I'm not a millionaire.

00:07:52.120 Wait, I don't think he's attacking you.

00:07:53.380 I think he's just having fun with you.

00:07:54.820 No, he kicked me out of his server because I hurt Abba's feelings.

00:07:58.220 Oh, but it's because you're just like rambling about absolutely nothing over and over again.

00:08:01.700 No, it's because he wants Carantos there who cannot take his viewership.

00:08:05.600 You feel a little threatened by Carantos?

00:08:08.040 If I go live at the same time as Steven on kick, he doesn't want the dip, so he uses Carantos to get the same kind of...

00:08:14.360 He's so smart.

00:08:15.580 You think Carantos is smart?

00:08:16.960 Also...

00:08:17.560 Okay, wait.

00:08:18.020 I want to hear about your opinions about Carantos.

00:08:19.180 I think the real reason why your husband snakes me, I don't know, every time he's forced me to do a collab, I did it.

00:08:26.880 He ignored 20 meetups.

00:08:30.120 LA ignored me.

00:08:31.360 Here, Miami.

00:08:32.420 You didn't ignore me.

00:08:33.380 But you ignored people.

00:08:34.720 You ignored Farrah.

00:08:36.540 But who's Farrah?

00:08:37.420 Steven's like one of my best friends.

00:08:39.260 If how much...

00:08:39.980 Farrah could have been your best friend at best.

00:08:41.560 I've done so much for your husband.

00:08:43.700 And for the first time in my life, I want to say, if I show you my iMessage in Discord with Steven...

00:08:49.040 But he doesn't reply to SMS.

00:08:50.540 That's why.

00:08:50.780 No, he only responds when he needs something.

00:08:52.980 He's a businessman.

00:08:54.040 No.

00:08:54.380 And I'm not like that, bro.

00:08:55.960 At all.

00:08:56.600 Like, he said, Zerka, you didn't sleep for two days.

00:08:59.860 Get on my stream.

00:09:00.920 I go, okay.

00:09:02.100 Okay, I will.

00:09:03.500 But if I ever want to have one stream...

00:09:06.820 You should just have like an MDMA makeup stream with him.

00:09:09.820 No, I love your husband.

00:09:10.660 You know what you...

00:09:11.080 Here's the joke.

00:09:11.880 What the?

00:09:13.060 MDMA makeup stream?

00:09:14.020 Makeup stream, yeah.

00:09:15.020 It's when you take MDMA and then you're putting...

00:09:16.820 Why do you want men to be gay so bad, Mel?

00:09:18.340 Mel, here's the truth.

00:09:19.480 I will be friends with Steven.

00:09:21.180 It's just bromance.

00:09:21.880 That's it.

00:09:22.040 I will only be friends with Steven offline.

00:09:24.500 Never online.

00:09:25.000 Never online.

00:09:25.840 They're going to be enemies and then behind the scenes, you're going to be besties.

00:09:29.460 Well, I mean, I can have dinner with them, but I'm never going to be on a stream with

00:09:32.300 Steven because then all I see is a phony.

00:09:34.240 I'm like, what the fuck?

00:09:34.860 Okay, we'll see if you will ever be on stream with a phony.

00:09:36.860 Yeah, clip this again.

00:09:37.800 You're 100%.

00:09:38.620 Give it two weeks.

00:09:39.580 Especially because he's going to move to Miami too.

00:09:41.520 The amount of collabs that we're going to have is what's going to be so great.

00:09:43.580 I'm doing a stream with Steven next week on Politically Provoked with Nick.

00:09:48.420 There you go.

00:09:49.100 But that's a debate.

00:09:49.880 We can do that.

00:09:51.400 Okay.

00:09:51.660 Can we watch these videos now?

00:09:53.520 Oh, shit.

00:09:54.320 Okay.

00:09:54.520 Wait, what's the jury count?

00:09:55.680 We're at like 11 something.

00:09:57.040 What a good team.

00:09:58.120 11.

00:09:58.580 11.5.

00:09:59.200 We're not even at the double date yet.

00:10:00.380 I want to talk about that.

00:10:01.240 What is that?

00:10:02.140 What is what?

00:10:02.420 Did you have haram on your couch while you were just in the middle of it?

00:10:05.880 Is that really?

00:10:06.560 That's not very slug, is it?

00:10:08.200 Did God like that?

00:10:09.300 He didn't.

00:10:09.880 I was punished for it.

00:10:10.980 Did you ask for forgiveness afterwards?

00:10:13.080 I did, actually.

00:10:13.960 I went, but, you know.

00:10:16.280 Okay, you watch your thing.

00:10:16.940 It wasn't.

00:10:17.440 Well, we were just hanging out on the couch.

00:10:18.540 You don't want to like kind of listen?

00:10:19.960 Or you could sit.

00:10:20.480 Can I hear it even?

00:10:21.660 Let's see.

00:10:22.640 Let's see.

00:10:23.360 Okay.

00:10:24.640 You can crank the volume.

00:10:25.740 Khabib Nurmagomedov was the first UFC champion to retire undefeated in all.

00:10:30.060 I'm going to make memes if I do that, so.

00:10:32.720 Oh, yeah.

00:10:33.040 You should be in the foreground.

00:10:34.700 Come closer.

00:10:35.900 That'll be more views.

00:10:36.880 But I can't.

00:10:37.420 Well, if she sits on the couch in the distance, it'll also be more views.

00:10:40.000 Like, you know.

00:10:40.440 Oh, yeah.

00:10:40.920 That's true.

00:10:41.300 I can just be in the couch.

00:10:42.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:42.880 Cook couch in the corner.

00:10:43.700 But women can't be cooked, so it's fine.

00:10:45.620 No, I can be that.

00:10:46.800 I can take the hit.

00:10:47.780 You know what's crazy, too?

00:10:48.720 If you look at this thumbnail.

00:10:51.240 We all got cooked by each other.

00:10:53.000 Okay?

00:10:53.160 That's just the answer.

00:10:53.980 Okay, okay.

00:10:54.780 You get cooked by Steve.

00:10:56.400 I am a cook.

00:10:57.820 We all in it.

00:10:59.040 It's all right.

00:10:59.620 And if destiny didn't exist,

00:11:01.680 and you were just single,

00:11:03.320 I have a feeling you would reject me.

00:11:05.140 Why is everybody on Twitter?

00:11:06.580 You know, she had a crush on me first.

00:11:08.360 She didn't?

00:11:08.680 She had come over to the hotel with Aria Nina.

00:11:10.740 I don't want to know all this more.

00:11:12.100 I don't want to know this.

00:11:12.880 What was that?

00:11:13.160 You guys did it on live on my YouTube channel years ago.

00:11:16.340 No, she wanted you, I think.

00:11:17.460 Okay, but I was thinking I'm banging both.

00:11:19.360 I think she wanted you.

00:11:20.180 She had a crush on me.

00:11:21.300 Then she saw my clips and said Zerka's bad and weird.

00:11:24.560 Me?

00:11:24.980 Yeah.

00:11:25.480 I never had a crush on you.

00:11:26.860 I don't believe that.

00:11:27.620 You're the only woman on earth who's never had a crush on you?

00:11:30.560 Probably.

00:11:31.460 But that's really good, okay?

00:11:32.520 What a lie.

00:11:33.700 It's got to be a really deep friendship.

00:11:35.560 If you ever want to like have a few friends.

00:11:37.280 Swear on what?

00:11:37.980 Yogurt?

00:11:38.520 Swear on God,

00:11:39.760 you've never had a crush on John Zerka live.

00:11:42.120 I swear to God a lot.

00:11:43.880 Mashallah, inshallah.

00:11:44.860 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:11:46.320 I don't buy it.

00:11:47.340 But quick, Mel,

00:11:48.180 why do you think everybody,

00:11:49.360 you saw this go viral, this picture?

00:11:51.400 Yeah.

00:11:51.600 Everybody's calling me a cuck for this.

00:11:54.480 Well, you're watching it.

00:11:57.020 Is that what,

00:11:57.600 like having two girls kiss on top of you?

00:11:59.700 I mean, it could be anyone.

00:12:01.060 Okay, having two girls kiss on top of you is being a cuck?

00:12:03.780 But it's not.

00:12:04.480 You see how overused that word?

00:12:06.000 Did you like it?

00:12:06.400 Did you like it as a cuck?

00:12:07.180 Of course.

00:12:07.900 Who doesn't like watching girls kiss on top of you?

00:12:11.380 Yeah, I know, right?

00:12:12.160 But that's what makes us cucks.

00:12:14.200 Yo, the internet,

00:12:15.120 you guys got to chill with the cucks

00:12:16.500 because this is retarded.

00:12:17.660 Like what?

00:12:18.240 Yes.

00:12:18.500 Okay.

00:12:19.740 Like, if you guys are going to be like,

00:12:21.760 who wouldn't like this?

00:12:23.860 Yeah, I know.

00:12:24.260 All of them are cucks.

00:12:25.500 They all like this, clearly.

00:12:27.400 So all of them are.

00:12:28.880 Bro, it went viral calling me a cuck for this.

00:12:30.880 Yeah, I know,

00:12:31.260 but all of them are cucks too.

00:12:32.180 I didn't even feel like replying

00:12:33.060 because I'm like,

00:12:33.560 really?

00:12:34.120 Like anyone?

00:12:34.780 Okay, but cool.

00:12:35.540 So they're all cucks?

00:12:36.900 Yes.

00:12:37.780 You all are cucks.

00:12:39.120 Now you don't have to feel anything

00:12:40.740 because you can just bring this up.

00:12:42.020 Do you admit that the people

00:12:42.680 that watch your fansly are cucks?

00:12:43.780 Here's the thing,

00:12:44.400 they probably got a bonus

00:12:45.240 watching all three together there.

00:12:47.080 Most likely.

00:12:47.500 Okay, now you're making this

00:12:48.360 weird, now you're making this weird.

00:12:49.240 This is too wrong, too wrong.

00:12:51.160 Mel, give us a bit.

00:12:52.140 Let us do our options for yourself.

00:12:54.760 Sneeko gets overwhelmed by women.

00:12:57.220 He's like,

00:12:57.420 oh, you're talking.

00:12:59.700 Get afraid of them.

00:13:02.400 Zoomer versus Boomer.

00:13:03.720 Hey, Mel, come here.

00:13:05.300 No.

00:13:05.920 Mel, no.

00:13:06.780 I'm going to be in the cuck couch.

00:13:08.280 Oh, really?

00:13:09.240 Yes.

00:13:10.460 Go on.

00:13:11.040 She's looking pretty good, Stephen.

00:13:13.040 You should probably host my channel.

00:13:14.960 I broke up our friendship

00:13:20.220 so I can talk to your wife

00:13:21.640 with a Christian conscience now.

00:13:36.640 Norwegians, Swedish people,

00:13:38.400 they're all so bland and stupid.

00:13:40.940 They can't eat those kind of white,

00:13:42.140 Nordic white people.

00:13:43.320 I only like Italians.

00:13:46.500 And German.

00:13:51.280 And the Aryans of the East,

00:13:53.500 the Japanese.

00:13:54.580 If I could just have three countries

00:13:56.440 to have my back,

00:13:57.860 it would be Germany,

00:13:59.920 Italy,

00:14:00.940 and Japan.

00:14:01.740 You're not cooking shit right now.

00:14:03.020 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:14:04.900 I disavow everything you just said.

00:14:08.240 Baby, I'm confused.

00:14:09.980 Okay.

00:14:10.420 You lose.

00:14:13.980 What song, Chad?

00:14:15.580 Okay, I wanted to watch this with you.

00:14:16.600 This is how Khabib used stoicism

00:14:23.780 to humble Conor McGregor.

00:14:26.260 Good?

00:14:28.020 Yeah.

00:14:28.840 Well, I'm not going to lie, bro.

00:14:31.180 The way Khabib fights is kind of gay.

00:14:34.560 Wrestling too much?

00:14:35.560 Okay.

00:14:35.820 Khabib Nurmagomedov

00:14:36.720 was the first UFC champion

00:14:38.340 to retire undefeated

00:14:39.720 and also the first opponent

00:14:41.120 who notorious trash talker

00:14:42.680 Conor McGregor

00:14:43.360 could not get in the head of,

00:14:44.740 which begs the question,

00:14:45.720 how did Khabib become untouchable

00:14:48.220 both physically

00:14:49.200 and mentally?

00:14:51.420 Fighting

00:14:51.940 out of Dagestan, Russia

00:14:54.260 presenting

00:14:55.420 the reigning

00:14:57.300 defending

00:14:58.580 UFC

00:15:00.300 lightweight

00:15:01.180 champion

00:15:02.300 of the world

00:15:03.780 Khabib!

00:15:05.400 Pause, pause.

00:15:06.400 You want to hear something crazy?

00:15:07.380 When they,

00:15:07.920 you remember when they had that big fight

00:15:09.540 after this fight,

00:15:10.360 everyone jumped in the octagon?

00:15:11.780 Yeah.

00:15:12.900 After Khabib destroyed Conor

00:15:15.020 and he's all exhausted.

00:15:15.640 You want to fuck up everybody

00:15:16.640 in Conor's...

00:15:17.280 Yeah, no, no.

00:15:17.940 One of,

00:15:18.380 it was his cousin,

00:15:19.420 or I forgot who it was,

00:15:20.280 ran into Conor

00:15:21.520 and while Conor's exhausted

00:15:23.560 and beaten up

00:15:24.500 with a glove,

00:15:26.060 he still black-eyed

00:15:28.020 someone as a fucking lightweight,

00:15:30.320 not featherweight,

00:15:30.900 lightweight.

00:15:31.660 How much power

00:15:32.700 is behind Conor's left hand

00:15:34.100 to do that

00:15:35.160 to do that

00:15:35.180 and Instagram black eye

00:15:36.680 from a glove

00:15:37.400 exhausted fighter

00:15:38.460 that's literally impossible to do.

00:15:40.400 Conor's KO power

00:15:41.340 is fucking retarded.

00:15:43.340 Crisis game.

00:15:45.040 But that's another reason

00:15:46.540 why Islam

00:15:48.300 seems to make logical sense to me

00:15:49.840 because so many Muslim fighters

00:15:51.300 are destroying right now.

00:15:52.820 Devin Haney

00:15:53.260 just beat Lomachenko.

00:15:54.620 Khabib,

00:15:55.120 undefeated,

00:15:55.800 greatest,

00:15:56.580 arguably one of the best

00:15:57.500 UFC fighters of all time.

00:15:59.320 Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:15:59.940 Muhammad just recently

00:16:01.320 won a fight against,

00:16:02.160 I think, Gilbert.

00:16:03.200 Just non-Sahk Muhammad Ali,

00:16:04.660 greatest boxer of all time

00:16:05.500 in my opinion.

00:16:06.720 Yeah, they're all

00:16:07.220 demonically charged.

00:16:08.700 It's not demonically charged.

00:16:10.080 It's the relationship to God.

00:16:12.000 Why would...

00:16:12.840 The amount of discipline

00:16:13.780 that Islam gives you

00:16:14.700 is very obvious,

00:16:15.900 which is why,

00:16:16.420 like, kind of the back and forth

00:16:17.420 of why I wanted to watch this video.

00:16:18.980 It's like the difference

00:16:20.300 between red pill rage

00:16:21.260 and stoicism, right?

00:16:22.780 We come from...

00:16:23.860 We have a similar worldview,

00:16:25.980 but there's a choice

00:16:27.220 about how you should

00:16:28.120 approach that worldview.

00:16:29.940 The EGLE!

00:16:32.860 No more than me!

00:16:33.360 Oh, you're saying...

00:16:34.480 I'm supposed to point to Khabib

00:16:36.300 and say his temperament

00:16:37.640 and personality is gay

00:16:38.660 because it's not red pill rage.

00:16:39.920 That's what you're saying?

00:16:40.520 No, I'm not saying.

00:16:40.920 Yeah, it's gay.

00:16:41.720 I'm not...

00:16:42.280 That's not what I'm saying.

00:16:43.960 Well, I would say that,

00:16:45.700 for example,

00:16:46.480 Khabib and Conor McGregor,

00:16:48.040 if we're going to compare

00:16:48.780 those two to us,

00:16:50.060 you're more like Conor

00:16:50.960 and hopefully...

00:16:52.060 I'm striving to...

00:16:52.880 John Jones.

00:16:53.280 Can I have John Jones?

00:16:54.340 You're...

00:16:54.760 Bro, Conor...

00:16:55.380 What's Conor McGregor's

00:16:56.420 favorite drug?

00:16:57.280 What's John Jones'

00:16:58.000 favorite drug

00:16:58.640 that he admit to

00:16:59.600 beating fucking DC?

00:17:01.700 He says it live.

00:17:03.200 He says,

00:17:03.520 I'll beat you after a week

00:17:04.480 in a cocaine.

00:17:06.160 You haven't seen the clip?

00:17:07.220 No, I haven't seen that.

00:17:07.860 And he was an ex-bouncer.

00:17:08.860 And you know,

00:17:09.660 John Jones is so much better

00:17:10.940 than Khabib.

00:17:11.520 He started fighting late,

00:17:13.100 unlike Khabib.

00:17:13.800 He's a wrestler

00:17:14.800 that never wrestles.

00:17:16.980 He's a wrestler

00:17:17.740 who never wrestles.

00:17:19.580 Imagine if a Khabib

00:17:20.860 never wrestled.

00:17:22.380 Imagine Khabib said,

00:17:23.460 I'm going to try

00:17:24.060 standing with him.

00:17:25.120 And John Jones

00:17:26.300 does not have

00:17:26.820 knockoff power.

00:17:27.440 So when he stands

00:17:28.220 with someone,

00:17:28.660 it's all calculated.

00:17:29.800 Best head movement,

00:17:31.140 best range control,

00:17:32.560 just the most cerebral,

00:17:34.340 the most tools,

00:17:35.860 does not have KO power,

00:17:37.300 but will stand with you

00:17:38.280 every single round.

00:17:39.460 John Jones is a million times

00:17:41.160 better than Khabib,

00:17:41.980 and his resume

00:17:42.820 is all killers.

00:17:43.880 Khabib's resume

00:17:44.440 is clowns.

00:17:45.120 Khabib's resume

00:17:46.660 is not clowns.

00:17:47.340 It's absolutely not.

00:17:47.840 Can you get your dirt?

00:17:48.740 This is another thing

00:17:49.600 with the red pill rage thing.

00:17:51.420 He's just fucking nasty

00:17:52.500 coke toes all over my desk.

00:17:54.260 No socks on.

00:17:55.040 White people just love

00:17:55.740 putting their feet

00:17:56.280 everywhere.

00:17:56.740 Disgusting.

00:17:57.460 I have base socks on

00:17:58.700 like I'm supposed to.

00:17:59.840 Black people,

00:18:00.360 that's actually a white boy

00:18:01.440 thing right there.

00:18:02.280 Letting your toes out,

00:18:03.080 just hanging around

00:18:03.740 all the people.

00:18:04.280 Yeah, I've changed.

00:18:04.780 Only, only white people

00:18:06.300 do that.

00:18:06.560 I changed.

00:18:07.500 Disgusting.

00:18:08.040 I don't know.

00:18:08.700 I started sleeping

00:18:09.320 with my shoes on.

00:18:10.360 Stoicism is,

00:18:10.960 that's just so Caucasian.

00:18:12.580 Yeah, but hold on,

00:18:17.820 pause.

00:18:18.140 I'm not white.

00:18:18.560 Khabib's first step

00:18:19.340 to becoming a...

00:18:20.160 These people are gross.

00:18:21.660 These Anglos, Nordics.

00:18:23.340 You Nordic...

00:18:23.860 I'm just getting navy.

00:18:24.680 Nordic, yeah.

00:18:25.680 You Vikings.

00:18:26.520 I don't want you guys

00:18:27.720 in my movement.

00:18:28.520 Go to Nick.

00:18:29.220 I don't want you guys...

00:18:30.160 We want Italians.

00:18:30.920 You want a Mexican?

00:18:32.280 Italians, Germans.

00:18:35.240 Okay, go.

00:18:36.300 Promote your...

00:18:36.940 Untouchable was his

00:18:38.080 awareness of death.

00:18:40.880 Why I want to be free?

00:18:42.580 Because I'm eager.

00:18:43.740 I want to fly.

00:18:44.740 Just fly, fly.

00:18:46.260 When my time comes,

00:18:47.340 I'm going to die, you know?

00:18:48.540 But before my time comes,

00:18:50.040 I want to be fly, you know?

00:18:51.320 I want to be free.

00:18:58.740 Chats, how about one

00:18:59.540 for Stoicism,

00:19:00.340 two for Red Pill Rage?

00:19:01.500 Let's go, too.

00:19:03.280 Because even if you have

00:19:04.880 all war,

00:19:06.120 you're going to die.

00:19:07.420 Everything is going to be

00:19:08.540 finished in one day.

00:19:09.620 There's 11.7.

00:19:12.780 We're looking at it

00:19:13.340 full right now.

00:19:14.040 I'm ordering

00:19:14.660 to just your fridge

00:19:15.500 is empty.

00:19:19.340 I'm ordering more

00:19:20.220 drinks and I'm ordering

00:19:21.280 them.

00:19:22.620 Huh?

00:19:22.840 I don't drink alcohol.

00:19:24.480 Thousands of years ago,

00:19:25.500 the Stoics coined the phrase

00:19:26.760 memento mori,

00:19:27.880 which translates to

00:19:28.920 remember you must die.

00:19:30.720 It was their most common phrase

00:19:32.120 that they reminded themselves

00:19:33.200 of daily.

00:19:33.840 The Stoics believe

00:19:35.080 thinking about death

00:19:36.080 every day

00:19:36.760 gives us the opportunity

00:19:38.100 to fully live life.

00:19:39.500 And to them,

00:19:40.380 that meant being our best self

00:19:41.740 from day to day,

00:19:42.960 moment to moment.

00:19:43.620 And they called that

00:19:44.860 Arete.

00:19:45.740 Arete translates to

00:19:46.940 virtue or excellence.

00:19:48.360 And according to the Stoics,

00:19:49.260 we should do more together,

00:19:50.240 dude.

00:19:50.440 I've been here so long

00:19:51.520 and I totally,

00:19:52.600 we even talk about it,

00:19:53.540 but you and I keep forgetting.

00:19:55.300 You forget,

00:19:56.000 I forget,

00:19:56.580 but it's never on purpose.

00:19:58.580 Can you save this

00:19:59.140 for the dinner?

00:20:00.840 Get this small talk.

00:20:01.940 I've known her for years, bro.

00:20:03.200 I don't know who you are.

00:20:04.860 We go way back.

00:20:06.060 Oh my God.

00:20:06.580 I've known her for years.

00:20:07.340 Wow.

00:20:08.120 Save it for the fucking gay dinner.

00:20:09.720 Every moment offers us

00:20:11.080 the chance to be our best.

00:20:12.200 I'm trying to farm content

00:20:13.240 right now and Zerka

00:20:13.880 can't pay attention

00:20:14.480 for three seconds, man.

00:20:15.500 And live with this virtue

00:20:17.040 or excellence.

00:20:18.180 Excellence is seen

00:20:19.120 in Khabib's dominance

00:20:20.000 in the cage.

00:20:21.180 Arguably having never

00:20:22.280 lost a round,

00:20:23.280 a world champion

00:20:24.160 in both Sambo and MMA,

00:20:26.020 Khabib's dominance

00:20:26.800 amongst the absolute

00:20:27.900 best in the world.

00:20:29.220 This video is boring.

00:20:30.300 If you're,

00:20:30.800 no, listen,

00:20:31.660 I'm just going to say

00:20:32.240 if you're a 155-pound killer,

00:20:35.920 bro, you're not a scare.

00:20:37.080 You're a fucking midget.

00:20:38.740 Okay, I'm 6'5",

00:20:39.620 265 pounds.

00:20:40.760 Why am I looking at midgets?

00:20:41.460 You're not 265.

00:20:42.900 I,

00:20:43.620 do you,

00:20:44.460 I'm not saying

00:20:45.320 that's who's the scare.

00:20:47.480 Oh, you're right

00:20:48.440 because I lost a bunch

00:20:49.240 of weight this week.

00:20:50.220 There's no chance

00:20:50.900 you're 265.

00:20:51.580 Hold on,

00:20:51.820 let me see if I got a scare.

00:20:52.360 Wait, how many pounds

00:20:53.140 does it look like I lost, Chad?

00:20:54.460 If you have 100 pounds on me,

00:20:56.400 then I really,

00:20:57.420 like, that is insane.

00:20:58.540 Hold on, let me get it.

00:20:59.160 Yeah, no,

00:20:59.420 I don't even buy it.

00:21:00.180 I just realized

00:21:00.800 I'm looking way skinny

00:21:01.840 on the stream.

00:21:02.520 Oh, my God.

00:21:03.260 This is the weirdest look.

00:21:04.320 Oh, it's a slender, man.

00:21:06.400 I was just fatter before.

00:21:08.220 I'm not going to lie.

00:21:08.860 Mel, do I look attractive

00:21:09.940 or is it just me?

00:21:11.900 Is it the camera

00:21:12.820 or am I looking really...

00:21:13.960 Have you seen that clip

00:21:14.760 of that guy

00:21:15.300 that's like 911 emergency?

00:21:17.220 There's a handsome guy

00:21:17.960 in my apartment?

00:21:18.700 It's real?

00:21:19.180 Oh, never mind.

00:21:19.800 It's me.

00:21:20.440 Is it?

00:21:21.020 What the...

00:21:21.720 That is the gayest TikTok.

00:21:23.400 You waste your time

00:21:24.200 with gay TikTok smell.

00:21:25.700 Wait,

00:21:26.040 that's not like

00:21:26.420 a really old cartoon.

00:21:28.420 Okay,

00:21:29.020 yo,

00:21:29.300 Sneak,

00:21:29.580 I'm just going to say it,

00:21:30.360 bro.

00:21:31.020 Like,

00:21:31.340 I'm not feeling

00:21:32.180 the energy

00:21:32.660 of the stoicism.

00:21:33.620 Like,

00:21:33.740 can you watch this

00:21:34.520 before you go to the gym?

00:21:35.700 I think he says

00:21:36.200 we should probably

00:21:36.820 just set up the table now.

00:21:38.000 I mean,

00:21:38.480 I'm not...

00:21:38.920 All right.

00:21:40.020 Chad,

00:21:40.420 let me tell you something

00:21:41.020 about stoicism.

00:21:42.960 Even if it was the truth,

00:21:44.680 it's kind of a boring life.

00:21:45.960 Don't you want to be

00:21:46.520 John fucking Zerka?

00:21:47.960 I'm always like laughing and shit.

00:21:49.940 He's never laughing.

00:21:51.020 Don't you want to be

00:21:51.260 70 years old with grandkids?

00:21:53.380 Do you think

00:21:53.760 you're going to make it to 70?

00:21:55.960 Bro,

00:21:56.400 imagine being old

00:21:57.440 and being around...

00:21:58.660 No, no.

00:21:58.960 Imagine being old

00:21:59.680 and around children.

00:22:00.700 Do you like children?

00:22:01.640 I want to slap up a child.

00:22:04.460 Whoa,

00:22:04.820 clip that.

00:22:05.280 What the fuck?

00:22:06.500 You just did the same thing

00:22:07.600 that I did to the feminists

00:22:08.540 that got me canceled

00:22:09.200 but to a kid.

00:22:09.900 Imagine...

00:22:10.340 Bro,

00:22:10.600 yeah,

00:22:10.760 I love kids.

00:22:13.100 I only want kids

00:22:14.480 if I can beat them.

00:22:15.460 We just set the table.

00:22:16.800 Right?

00:22:17.120 For no reason.

00:22:17.840 Wait, sir,

00:22:18.100 can you get your...

00:22:18.780 Oh,

00:22:19.000 you got an A plus?

00:22:20.860 Woo-hoo-hoo!

00:22:22.720 Rumble is so much comedy.

00:22:24.840 Okay,

00:22:25.080 okay,

00:22:25.280 watch out,

00:22:25.720 watch out,

00:22:25.920 watch out.

00:22:26.720 Yo,

00:22:27.040 take a screenshot.

00:22:28.000 Yo,

00:22:28.200 Mel,

00:22:28.420 come sit next to me.

00:22:31.000 Mel,

00:22:31.440 come sit on this hand.

00:22:33.320 Bro,

00:22:33.740 I need to set the table.

00:22:35.180 Yes,

00:22:35.540 sir.

00:22:35.880 Shoot.

00:22:37.920 Yo,

00:22:38.320 bro,

00:22:38.500 I'm Sneaker.

00:22:38.900 I love Andrew Tate.

00:22:39.840 Are we having fun?

00:22:43.880 Sorry,

00:22:44.300 man.

00:22:45.440 It's fun.

00:22:47.960 The stream's doing good,

00:22:49.040 though.

00:22:49.180 It's going to be...

00:22:49.700 I'm the guy who traumatized Sneaker.

00:22:52.060 This is Sneaker's trauma,

00:22:53.500 the movie.

00:22:56.560 Except in this one,

00:22:57.520 it lasts longer.

00:22:58.260 Don't stop.

00:23:02.780 Baby,

00:23:03.420 I'm confused.

00:23:07.040 Does it carry the legs?

00:23:08.680 Oh,

00:23:08.840 no.

00:23:09.720 Hello.

00:23:11.560 So,

00:23:13.540 Abba's the boyfriend now,

00:23:15.300 huh?

00:23:16.300 Really?

00:23:16.720 That's a salty order.

00:23:18.140 I can't put it in the order.

00:23:19.760 Yeah,

00:23:20.340 that's right.

00:23:20.900 But it's not even about Steve.

00:23:22.640 It's not about respect for Steve.

00:23:24.280 It's about the...

00:23:25.120 That's what it is.

00:23:27.500 I have the respect for Steve.

00:23:29.440 Wait,

00:23:29.740 contemplate later,

00:23:30.260 contemplate later.

00:23:30.680 We need help.

00:23:31.060 We need help.

00:23:31.720 So,

00:23:32.200 we have to...

00:23:32.840 The top of this is separate from the legs.

00:23:34.860 So,

00:23:34.960 we're going to let the legs draw.

00:23:36.480 You need to lift the legs.

00:23:38.220 Are you okay,

00:23:41.040 bro?

00:23:41.960 Um...

00:23:42.440 You're going to make the woman do a circle?

00:23:44.140 Oh,

00:23:44.380 sure.

00:23:44.660 Yeah.

00:23:46.140 Okay,

00:23:46.400 what do I have to do?

00:23:47.220 The metal?

00:23:48.160 Yeah.

00:23:50.080 Position it horizontal.

00:23:51.980 Just like...

00:23:52.820 Parallel to my desk.

00:23:53.840 Yeah,

00:23:54.080 horizontal like his ex-girlfriend.

00:23:57.080 Wait,

00:23:57.540 I'll do it.

00:23:57.780 Closer,

00:23:58.000 closer.

00:23:59.180 Closer to my desk.

00:24:00.660 Closer to this one?

00:24:01.620 Yeah.

00:24:02.840 You want to see my impression of Steve,

00:24:04.280 though?

00:24:04.400 Can you bring the front up,

00:24:05.180 too?

00:24:05.860 Yep.

00:24:07.580 Sorry about...

00:24:08.300 Okay.

00:24:12.440 Come on,

00:24:12.980 I'm cooking.

00:24:15.160 But we got chefs.

00:24:18.260 Nice.

00:24:22.580 I think that's right,

00:24:23.400 right?

00:24:25.160 Okay.

00:24:25.700 Do we have juice?

00:24:26.760 It's pepper?

00:24:27.060 Or water?

00:24:27.580 Do you have spider or anything?

00:24:29.540 No, right?

00:24:30.240 So, you know?

00:24:31.180 Bro,

00:24:31.420 you need to have like a babysitter berserker

00:24:32.980 at 24-7.

00:24:34.740 I'm 29 years old,

00:24:36.140 and I'm still 15.

00:24:38.720 My mom watches these,

00:24:40.100 and she goes,

00:24:41.160 honey,

00:24:41.560 you haven't changed.

00:24:42.440 Since grade 10,

00:24:44.740 even the jokes are the same.

00:24:48.400 I'm having a blast.

00:24:49.860 Jack,

00:24:50.100 good setup or no?

00:24:55.800 Are you all right,

00:24:56.640 man?

00:24:57.160 Yeah.

00:24:57.700 Are you all right?

00:24:58.380 You guys look like you came from a funeral.

00:25:00.700 We just need to take him out for a walk.

00:25:01.820 Is that a funeral?

00:25:02.860 He needs a walk right now.

00:25:04.240 I'm just like,

00:25:04.780 what the fuck is wrong with this stuff?

00:25:05.960 I'm like,

00:25:06.260 I really need to go outside right now.

00:25:08.000 I'm like,

00:25:08.240 so excited to go see people.

00:25:09.620 Yeah.

00:25:10.700 Yeah,

00:25:11.060 I need a cigarette.

00:25:11.740 Look how alpha,

00:25:14.040 look how alpha I am,

00:25:15.200 Jack.

00:25:15.520 How far is,

00:25:16.160 uh,

00:25:16.700 ending?

00:25:17.080 You're sitting on the couch,

00:25:18.000 there's nothing alpha about it.

00:25:19.760 I'm sorry.

00:25:21.960 We don't even know what happened on that couch.

00:25:24.740 Oh,

00:25:25.280 everyone knows what happened to Sneak on this couch.

00:25:27.700 He threw a swinger party.

00:25:28.820 He's lying.

00:25:31.200 He's lying.

00:25:32.080 He's lying.

00:25:32.280 He's lying.

00:25:32.900 Hey,

00:25:33.200 you're making the chef laugh.

00:25:34.440 Wait.

00:25:34.680 That's not true.

00:25:35.500 That's not true.

00:25:36.640 Let's go.

00:25:37.940 He's like,

00:25:38.780 he's seen your bump,

00:25:39.960 dude.

00:25:45.160 He's a Charlie Bump.

00:25:46.380 Why is he turning into the joker?

00:25:48.040 Like,

00:25:48.160 are you going and seeing him right now?

00:25:49.460 I'm not the joker.

00:25:50.180 Are you okay?

00:25:51.140 I'm not the joker.

00:25:51.940 I'm not,

00:25:52.200 I'm stowing.

00:25:54.260 What the fuck,

00:25:55.280 man?

00:25:57.380 Yo,

00:25:57.780 what?

00:25:58.320 Yo,

00:25:58.740 say I love this stream in the chat if you're enjoying it.

00:26:01.660 Right?

00:26:01.900 I want to see if I'm the only one having fun.

00:26:03.220 No,

00:26:03.320 I'm just going to say no.

00:26:04.460 No,

00:26:04.780 my brother said careful because if you're the only one laughing,

00:26:07.380 everyone's mad in the room.

00:26:09.920 You think we're mad at you right now?

00:26:11.040 I'm Bernie Bridges,

00:26:11.920 yeah.

00:26:12.280 You're not Bernie Bridges,

00:26:13.100 you're just fucking a headache.

00:26:14.520 Okay,

00:26:14.920 yeah.

00:26:15.340 Hey,

00:26:16.180 can I go on a date with Tristan Tate?

00:26:18.820 He's always dressed up for a date.

00:26:20.200 Okay,

00:26:20.460 he's not cooking at all right now.

00:26:21.860 He's not cooking.

00:26:23.200 He just didn't put baby.

00:26:25.100 All right.

00:26:26.380 Oh,

00:26:26.600 they love the stream.

00:26:31.080 It's not looking for validation from strangers online.

00:26:33.640 Well,

00:26:33.860 I'm not here for friends.

00:26:38.160 No,

00:26:39.820 it's bell time.

00:26:41.200 It is bell time.

00:26:43.040 That's why he's so happy right now.

00:26:44.360 He hasn't seen him for so long.

00:26:45.540 He's like a puppy and the owner just got back.

00:26:47.480 Yo,

00:26:47.640 you want to see my album impression?

00:26:50.340 Hey,

00:26:50.860 total fucking three,

00:26:54.200 brother.

00:26:54.980 And then he did this to you.

00:26:56.360 Yeah,

00:26:57.180 yeah,

00:26:57.860 yeah.

00:26:58.420 He just thought.

00:26:58.820 That's what happened?

00:26:59.660 Yeah.

00:27:00.000 And you're just like,

00:27:00.860 uh,

00:27:01.280 what the fuck?

00:27:01.920 I feel like you watch this like over and over again,

00:27:04.360 like quite a bit.

00:27:05.340 I think you probably liked it a little bit.

00:27:07.120 And you don't want to admit it,

00:27:07.960 so that's where you're just like,

00:27:09.100 this is how he is.

00:27:10.100 Even though you were like,

00:27:10.900 fuck,

00:27:11.200 I can't believe that Mel just danced with another man and not me.

00:27:14.340 I was jacking off to it,

00:27:17.180 but I did this to cover Abba.

00:27:18.920 Oh,

00:27:19.480 really?

00:27:19.940 You seem kind of like you like Abba quite a bit.

00:27:23.280 It seems like he's like living,

00:27:24.280 running your brain.

00:27:25.040 I love one.

00:27:27.040 Yes.

00:27:27.220 You want a cocktail,

00:27:27.800 Mel?

00:27:28.340 Uh,

00:27:28.620 sure.

00:27:29.280 Um,

00:27:29.760 you're doing three.

00:27:30.680 How far is Indian?

00:27:33.880 Uh,

00:27:34.280 I think she's going to be in 45 minutes.

00:27:36.320 45?

00:27:36.980 Tell her.

00:27:37.280 She said 1030.

00:27:38.420 She's Asian,

00:27:39.080 so she's driving,

00:27:39.820 right?

00:27:41.760 Yo,

00:27:42.380 tell her my condolences.

00:27:46.520 Yo,

00:27:46.960 can I sit here?

00:27:49.860 Yo,

00:27:50.260 what the fuck is wrong with you right now?

00:27:52.200 I'm funnier than Dave Chappelle right now.

00:27:54.040 What are you even saying that's funny?

00:27:57.000 Yo,

00:27:57.460 Chad,

00:27:57.700 was that not one of the,

00:27:58.660 I swear,

00:27:59.180 that's my best Miami joke.

00:28:01.460 Chad,

00:28:01.780 I swear that.

00:28:04.160 You're creeping the shots out.

00:28:06.060 Sorry,

00:28:06.460 Chinese people.

00:28:08.480 No,

00:28:09.240 shut up.

00:28:11.600 Jesus.

00:28:13.400 We're in a trade war,

00:28:15.980 Mel.

00:28:16.160 Bad.

00:28:16.700 Oh,

00:28:16.920 right,

00:28:17.120 you're a liberal,

00:28:17.680 right?

00:28:17.980 So,

00:28:18.320 yeah,

00:28:18.560 the Chitacons are great.

00:28:19.840 There's popcorn and everything here.

00:28:22.980 Yeah,

00:28:23.200 no,

00:28:24.060 the Chinese need Christ,

00:28:26.140 right?

00:28:28.940 I'm going to get days today.

00:28:31.880 Hello,

00:28:32.500 darling.

00:28:32.980 How are you?

00:28:33.820 You call me darling?

00:28:35.320 We're like mom.

00:28:37.460 All right.

00:28:38.360 Yeah.

00:28:39.080 Okay,

00:28:39.580 so how's life?

00:28:40.440 How's the layman?

00:28:41.320 I've seen it's been some crazy shit.

00:28:43.080 Degenerate.

00:28:43.480 You're faking some fights?

00:28:45.460 Oh,

00:28:45.720 yeah,

00:28:45.920 you guys think it's fake.

00:28:47.380 I don't know if it is.

00:28:48.320 I'm asking you.

00:28:49.360 It was fake.

00:28:50.220 It was a fake?

00:28:51.320 It was just a fake fight.

00:28:51.880 Oh,

00:28:52.540 completely fake.

00:28:53.280 It was good acting.

00:28:54.060 It was fake blood,

00:28:54.920 everything.

00:28:56.320 But,

00:28:56.840 and why?

00:28:57.940 If I was going to fake a fight,

00:28:59.300 I would choose someone big

00:29:00.380 to make me look tough.

00:29:01.620 Oh,

00:29:01.820 really?

00:29:02.060 I wouldn't bully a moderator.

00:29:04.380 Well,

00:29:04.620 yeah,

00:29:04.700 like two against you,

00:29:05.600 wasn't it?

00:29:06.120 Maybe it was three.

00:29:07.080 Zerker clogged the toilet.

00:29:08.880 I didn't even use it.

00:29:09.740 I haven't checked in seven days.

00:29:13.700 I don't know.

00:29:14.400 You haven't?

00:29:14.980 I ate once in like four days.

00:29:16.580 Are you okay?

00:29:17.120 You're gross all the time.

00:29:18.500 Yeah.

00:29:19.160 That's what I'm saying.

00:29:22.540 Jesus.

00:29:23.100 I'm fucking crushing it.

00:29:23.740 Okay,

00:29:23.980 what drugs are we talking?

00:29:25.560 Why don't you go to EDC?

00:29:27.000 Well,

00:29:27.260 I hope you know

00:29:27.820 you got to find a hotel.

00:29:29.100 You're not going to try

00:29:29.540 to finesse your way.

00:29:30.760 Can you babysit him tonight?

00:29:32.560 I need my space.

00:29:34.000 I can't.

00:29:34.620 No more Zerker.

00:29:35.660 No more.

00:29:36.300 No more Zerker.

00:29:37.080 I swear to God,

00:29:38.340 when we turn off the stream,

00:29:39.500 I stay in that room all day

00:29:40.640 and he begs to,

00:29:41.700 hey,

00:29:41.900 do you want to go to lunch with me?

00:29:43.460 He's so good.

00:29:44.100 That's how it is.

00:29:45.400 He's pretending like I often...

00:29:46.320 Are you going to be roommates now?

00:29:47.840 And he knocks on the door

00:29:48.940 and it's like,

00:29:49.740 open it up.

00:29:50.300 He wants to see which girl's in there

00:29:51.700 and then he just stares at them

00:29:53.240 and tries to talk about,

00:29:54.420 dude,

00:29:54.560 they're not going to go fuck these.

00:29:55.620 You're not cucking me, bro.

00:29:57.860 I thought that was a new thing

00:29:59.200 that you,

00:29:59.840 Red Pillars just,

00:30:00.640 hey,

00:30:01.040 you live together.

00:30:01.900 Like,

00:30:02.060 you're basically doing

00:30:02.760 all the dating stuff

00:30:03.540 just on fuck.

00:30:04.340 That's it.

00:30:04.740 I disagree with that,

00:30:06.460 with the Red Pill,

00:30:07.380 but...

00:30:07.700 You think you should live

00:30:08.260 with a woman then?

00:30:09.000 Not in your 20s.

00:30:10.420 Not in your 20s.

00:30:11.580 Wait,

00:30:11.740 hold on here again.

00:30:13.500 I just turned 29, dude.

00:30:16.340 You have one year

00:30:17.120 and then you're going to hit the wall.

00:30:18.640 How does that feel?

00:30:19.560 No,

00:30:19.920 because...

00:30:20.200 One year to go.

00:30:20.980 It's actually the opposite.

00:30:22.040 At 45,

00:30:22.940 I reach my financial peak,

00:30:24.520 meaning I'll have the most women.

00:30:26.200 For you,

00:30:27.160 right?

00:30:28.240 The wall's coming.

00:30:29.440 Build the wall.

00:30:30.240 Oh, I see.

00:30:30.620 That's okay.

00:30:32.180 I'm just going to...

00:30:32.680 Hey, where do my share?

00:30:34.980 I need my share.

00:30:35.680 I need my share.

00:30:36.360 Uh-oh.

00:30:37.040 Sorry.

00:30:37.640 Wait,

00:30:37.900 how is everyone sitting here?

00:30:40.100 The same way they're...

00:30:41.100 I think she gets you out.

00:30:41.800 I think she's going to be here

00:30:42.840 maybe like 30 minutes.

00:30:43.940 Or we can do...

00:30:45.240 Because he's...

00:30:46.620 Or you can do...

00:30:47.120 We'll do...

00:30:47.740 Mel here.

00:30:48.600 Broke me here.

00:30:49.220 Why is this chat going slow?

00:30:51.040 Wait,

00:30:51.440 you can sit here for now.

00:30:52.240 She's going to take a while.

00:30:52.900 It's fine.

00:30:53.340 Have you seen my phone?

00:30:54.180 I'm just going to chill in.

00:30:55.080 Your phone's right there.

00:30:56.140 Bro,

00:30:56.420 Zerka is a fucking...

00:30:58.300 We're just wasting time.

00:31:02.800 Where's the finish now?

00:31:04.720 Woo!

00:31:05.720 Can't do it for president.

00:31:07.240 So how did you podcast?

00:31:09.460 I did better than Andrew Tate's

00:31:11.080 sneak on all those

00:31:11.800 fake red pillars combined.

00:31:13.160 Really?

00:31:13.620 Is that what happened?

00:31:14.420 I think they're fake?

00:31:15.820 You're calling them

00:31:16.580 ever being fake now?

00:31:17.840 He just likes to say

00:31:19.300 bullshit to get attention.

00:31:20.700 Yes.

00:31:21.460 No, but the truth...

00:31:22.400 Here's the truth, okay?

00:31:24.320 I did do 99% better

00:31:26.100 than all of them.

00:31:26.940 Like, they're not that...

00:31:28.260 Right?

00:31:28.980 I mean, like,

00:31:29.520 who's the edgiest

00:31:30.320 from all of them?

00:31:31.380 I think Nick beats me, though.

00:31:32.980 So, like,

00:31:33.260 he's never been on pressure.

00:31:34.320 I don't think anyone

00:31:35.400 beats Lil Nick, okay?

00:31:36.760 Yeah.

00:31:37.500 I love Nick.

00:31:39.100 Yeah, I think that's probably

00:31:40.240 the edgiest you can get.

00:31:41.760 There's just no way.

00:31:42.640 That's good.

00:31:43.180 You guys don't get

00:31:43.980 that close to that.

00:31:45.080 So we started with popcorn.

00:31:46.840 Interesting.

00:31:47.340 Bro, my friend from New York

00:31:48.380 just texted me and said,

00:31:49.160 that nigga definitely

00:31:49.860 off cocaine, bro.

00:31:51.000 Yeah.

00:31:52.460 Really?

00:31:55.400 Bro.

00:31:55.720 I like the answer.

00:31:57.120 He's just constantly laughing.

00:31:58.120 I think like a little girl.

00:31:59.860 I'm just super excited.

00:32:00.780 From Harlem, bro.

00:32:01.920 I hate how people think

00:32:03.360 just because I have

00:32:04.740 bipolar and mania

00:32:06.020 that I'm on, like, drugs.

00:32:08.140 You remember when you had

00:32:08.700 to wipe your nose

00:32:09.400 five minutes away?

00:32:10.740 Dude, you guys are so...

00:32:11.980 Stingo, that joke is...

00:32:13.380 How's the audio?

00:32:14.080 Audio's good?

00:32:15.280 This should be fine, right?

00:32:16.400 This looks nice.

00:32:17.460 It does.

00:32:18.200 It's very nice.

00:32:18.880 I like the flowers and everything.

00:32:19.900 Did you come up with this today?

00:32:21.700 Or did you...

00:32:22.040 I did.

00:32:22.300 I woke up and I'm like,

00:32:24.820 let's make a great stream

00:32:27.480 for Mel today.

00:32:28.400 Oh, thank you.

00:32:28.880 Because Mel keeps on...

00:32:29.760 It's fascinating.

00:32:30.640 Here's Mel time.

00:32:31.260 You want some water?

00:32:31.940 Yes.

00:32:32.280 It's got fruit.

00:32:32.780 This is definitely impressive.

00:32:34.860 Very cool.

00:32:36.460 Thank you.

00:32:37.520 Oh, this is nice too.

00:32:38.380 It's like super fancy.

00:32:41.640 I got to admit,

00:32:42.340 a lot of this too

00:32:42.860 is because Zerka kept calling me

00:32:43.800 a lazy streamer,

00:32:44.560 so I'm trying to...

00:32:45.940 Oh, really?

00:32:46.520 He's not doing anything.

00:32:47.300 Zerka turns on his iPhone

00:32:48.360 You called him lazy?

00:32:50.520 You called him lazy?

00:32:52.340 Do you think you're not lazy?

00:32:53.320 He's trying...

00:32:53.700 He tried to...

00:32:54.860 Just because I abandoned him,

00:32:56.160 he tried to become a react streamer.

00:32:57.620 He went to 5,000 viewers.

00:32:59.040 Total cut move.

00:33:00.180 His whole chat messaged me,

00:33:01.500 hey, he's being lazy.

00:33:02.780 He's giving up.

00:33:03.820 So I said,

00:33:04.260 Nico, put an investment.

00:33:05.800 He put a lot of money into this.

00:33:08.140 Chat, go faster

00:33:09.120 and say beautiful stream.

00:33:12.100 Yo, mind if I hack it, Darsh?

00:33:13.960 Yeah, go ahead.

00:33:15.240 On the balcony,

00:33:16.140 close it all.

00:33:16.460 I don't want to smell it.

00:33:17.000 W stream for all this.

00:33:18.680 Thank you, HK.

00:33:19.880 Well, it's going to...

00:33:20.420 We still have some time until dinner,

00:33:21.340 but I'm actually hungry.

00:33:22.440 What do you want?

00:33:24.720 Do the...

00:33:25.440 A Muslim not pouring me a drink.

00:33:27.320 No, absolutely not.

00:33:30.380 And you know what's crazy?

00:33:31.960 He told me offline

00:33:32.880 he made $27,000

00:33:35.080 just because I was being funny

00:33:37.240 for four hours.

00:33:37.420 This is not true.

00:33:38.300 This is not true.

00:33:39.360 I just say something

00:33:40.160 because I know it's going to

00:33:41.020 shake a hammer.

00:33:41.360 Kick me out of the room.

00:33:42.440 Wait, how long are you going to be here for?

00:33:44.040 Are you supposed to stay here?

00:33:45.260 I don't care.

00:33:45.800 I'll just leave

00:33:46.740 when you tell me to, Mel.

00:33:48.800 Wait, me?

00:33:49.840 I'll leave when random...

00:33:51.580 Whenever I say something.

00:33:52.720 Here, Mel.

00:33:53.520 I'll leave when random fans

00:33:55.380 I see in bars

00:33:56.380 and on the street.

00:33:57.120 Dude, you aren't Frederick V.

00:33:58.520 I'll leave when those guys

00:33:59.560 stop giving me free coke.

00:34:01.520 Yeah.

00:34:04.200 I'll leave me.

00:34:04.900 I don't know.

00:34:05.340 I can say that.

00:34:05.800 That's what I...

00:34:06.680 I'm just slow.

00:34:08.180 I'm sorry.

00:34:08.420 I'm a woman.

00:34:09.260 It's okay.

00:34:09.600 Shout out to young girls

00:34:10.340 saying this nigga definitely

00:34:11.040 off cocaine, bro.

00:34:11.720 Yeah, bro is a lie.

00:34:13.660 That's a right.

00:34:14.320 Now, what do you think about

00:34:15.980 me and Zerka doing

00:34:16.800 an Abban Preach collab channel?

00:34:18.540 You're going to do an Abban...

00:34:19.820 Wait, you're going to do

00:34:20.600 an Abban Preach?

00:34:22.440 You're just going to react

00:34:23.280 to Abban Preach.

00:34:24.840 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:34:26.680 That would be actually content

00:34:28.000 if we just watched

00:34:29.040 Abban Preach every day.

00:34:31.700 Nice to send Zerka.

00:34:32.560 Why do you keep saying

00:34:33.860 Abbanians marry their cousins?

00:34:36.720 You should know a lot

00:34:37.800 about the Quran

00:34:39.160 and base relative...

00:34:41.980 What?

00:34:43.140 You're from seven generations

00:34:44.360 of the Quran.

00:34:45.300 This is Abban Street.

00:34:46.700 Awesome.

00:34:47.260 Thank you.

00:34:47.840 That's a nice little guy.

00:34:48.460 Just Google Skenderbag

00:34:49.720 and how Albanians came to be.

00:34:52.620 Catholicism.

00:34:53.100 This is Abban Street.

00:34:54.220 Oh, thank you.

00:34:56.580 Sorry about my joker laugh.

00:34:58.300 I deeply apologize for him.

00:35:01.080 I'm annoying.

00:35:02.780 It's like a full-time job

00:35:04.020 to be...

00:35:04.420 It's good for them,

00:35:05.580 annoying for you guys.

00:35:07.460 Let's Niko tip them.

00:35:11.120 All right, you don't need

00:35:11.580 to laugh at that part.

00:35:14.720 How's the cocktail?

00:35:15.740 They ignore Niko.

00:35:17.660 He laughed at mine too.

00:35:18.840 It gave me a big laugh.

00:35:19.560 What time do we start?

00:35:21.600 Will you wait one person?

00:35:23.440 Yeah, we're still waiting

00:35:24.080 on one more.

00:35:24.600 Do you think we can wait?

00:35:26.080 Do you guys need anything?

00:35:28.680 No.

00:35:29.220 Okay.

00:35:30.060 We're just wasting time.

00:35:31.620 What did I call her?

00:35:32.240 Where's the finish line?

00:35:33.940 So keep your love locked down.

00:35:35.320 She should be here

00:35:36.020 kind of singing like sometimes.

00:35:39.040 Bro, smoke that shit

00:35:39.960 outside of me.

00:35:41.500 I kind of want to, actually.

00:35:42.540 We should live together.

00:35:43.620 You smoke?

00:35:44.680 No, that's right.

00:35:45.440 You can't.

00:35:47.140 No.

00:35:47.840 You can't do a bunch of sins

00:35:49.580 and then ask for forgiveness

00:35:51.000 every single time.

00:35:52.160 Are you sure?

00:35:52.780 You can't do that.

00:35:54.020 I've heard mixed things.

00:35:55.040 I've heard cigarettes.

00:35:56.540 That's a ramen.

00:35:57.180 It's also not a ramen.

00:35:57.720 It's better than a hoe, okay?

00:35:58.800 If you do that.

00:35:59.480 If I smoke a cigarette?

00:36:00.580 Yeah, if you're a...

00:36:02.480 Just one cigarette's not a ramen.

00:36:03.900 If you're a Muslim, you can't.

00:36:05.160 No, you can't.

00:36:06.180 I don't know if that's true.

00:36:06.960 You can't do that.

00:36:08.200 Is that true?

00:36:08.660 Yes.

00:36:09.620 You can't, like, just do a bunch of shit

00:36:11.500 and then ask for forgiveness afterwards.

00:36:13.340 No, but I'm not sure cigarettes

00:36:14.620 are actually proven to be haram.

00:36:16.700 But it is a substance

00:36:17.760 that goes into your brain

00:36:18.980 and gives you an effect.

00:36:19.780 So is caffeine.

00:36:20.480 I drink coffee every single day.

00:36:21.380 Yeah, you need to stop drinking that too.

00:36:22.580 I can't.

00:36:22.980 No, no, no.

00:36:23.420 I'm never putting coffee.

00:36:24.380 You have to.

00:36:25.420 No substances.

00:36:26.960 No, it's something that hurts you.

00:36:29.020 Just pain.

00:36:30.060 What are you saying?

00:36:30.700 It is?

00:36:30.980 It's haram?

00:36:31.440 Don't smoke?

00:36:31.860 Don't smoke?

00:36:32.460 Yeah.

00:36:33.220 Okay, but do I have to quit?

00:36:34.220 Chat, do I have to quit coffee too?

00:36:35.940 Yes.

00:36:36.840 I don't need to quit coffee.

00:36:38.260 You can quit everything.

00:36:39.580 Just God.

00:36:40.360 That's all you need.

00:36:41.160 You're just saying this

00:36:41.960 because you still want to go

00:36:43.020 and catch STDs.

00:36:45.060 That's what it is?

00:36:46.000 Yes.

00:36:46.400 You're just going to start fighting me

00:36:47.800 when I'm telling you

00:36:48.580 what you know is bad.

00:36:50.700 Coffee's not haram?

00:36:51.580 And then you're just going to attack me instead.

00:36:52.640 Okay, so coffee's not haram.

00:36:55.380 What's the explanation for that?

00:36:56.340 What's the proof?

00:36:56.980 Somebody linked the cigarette part.

00:36:58.720 Where does it say in the Quran

00:36:59.540 that cigarettes are haram?

00:37:02.200 What about cigars?

00:37:05.220 No.

00:37:06.220 I'm going to keep smoking cigars.

00:37:07.880 Really?

00:37:08.900 Yes.

00:37:09.580 Why?

00:37:09.980 You don't even like it.

00:37:10.980 You're just fake.

00:37:11.700 You're just doing it for the pictures

00:37:13.280 and the videos.

00:37:14.180 No, I smoke cigars too.

00:37:15.580 First thing me and Zucka do

00:37:16.600 when we sat down here

00:37:17.280 we had a cigar on the balcony.

00:37:18.780 I enjoy cigars.

00:37:20.880 Cigs are okay.

00:37:22.540 It's not halal or haram.

00:37:24.840 It's not recommended.

00:37:25.760 So it's not haram.

00:37:26.800 Wait, Google it.

00:37:27.960 I just did.

00:37:28.920 From running down the chair.

00:37:29.920 You can't like that.

00:37:30.440 I didn't like the way you just did that.

00:37:32.500 Google it.

00:37:33.200 You're trying to do

00:37:33.780 the female empowerment thing.

00:37:35.080 You don't like it.

00:37:35.580 Go over it.

00:37:36.160 No, no, no.

00:37:37.040 Don't try to do

00:37:37.580 your little mommy OnlyFans thing

00:37:39.160 where you talk about mommy milkers.

00:37:40.380 I don't even have OnlyFans.

00:37:41.020 Do it.

00:37:41.380 I'm telling you.

00:37:42.720 Hey, educate yourself

00:37:43.640 and Google it.

00:37:44.180 Women don't tell me what to do.

00:37:46.040 Okay, don't Google it.

00:37:47.440 I'm not Google it.

00:37:48.280 Don't Google it.

00:37:49.600 I was not going to Google it

00:37:50.920 regardless of what you said.

00:37:52.040 I'm telling you,

00:37:52.640 don't Google it.

00:37:53.500 You're doing what I'm telling you right now.

00:37:54.840 Weren't you going to do

00:37:55.380 some push-ups before you came?

00:37:57.220 I didn't.

00:37:57.820 I just got an energy drink

00:37:58.880 because I got up here.

00:37:59.800 He told me to wait outside

00:38:01.200 for two hours.

00:38:02.420 I didn't say that.

00:38:03.140 You absolutely...

00:38:04.800 I absolutely never said that.

00:38:05.780 He said,

00:38:06.580 there's no way I can handle

00:38:07.680 Mel alone

00:38:08.280 so we can get another girl here

00:38:09.480 so we can gang up three

00:38:11.000 red colors on the line.

00:38:11.380 I don't need two loud liars

00:38:13.340 in my apartment.

00:38:14.140 One is enough.

00:38:15.600 I'm going to open the chat

00:38:16.240 up on my phone

00:38:16.760 so I can't just...

00:38:17.740 Yeah?

00:38:18.280 He's going to Google it now.

00:38:19.640 No, I'm not.

00:38:21.080 He's Googling.

00:38:21.880 I can see he's Googling it right now.

00:38:23.660 I'm not Googling it.

00:38:24.140 He is Googling it.

00:38:25.400 He's like looking it up right now.

00:38:26.960 Oof.

00:38:27.500 Yeah, I know.

00:38:29.080 Two headaches in my apartment.

00:38:30.340 I just wanted to have a nice dinner

00:38:31.440 and then...

00:38:31.940 Okay, I'll chill.

00:38:32.480 Jack, imagine being around

00:38:33.420 streamers all the time.

00:38:34.460 You know what's nice about

00:38:35.440 being around normies

00:38:36.160 is that I'm the content

00:38:37.240 and they're like,

00:38:37.960 what's happening?

00:38:38.800 You guys are

00:38:39.220 the whole time.

00:38:41.000 That's probably what it feels like

00:38:41.920 for normies to be around.

00:38:44.500 I can't read the chat so I can't.

00:38:49.740 You're going to pussy out?

00:38:51.800 What are you doing?

00:38:52.320 Pussy out of what?

00:38:53.060 You're just walking away.

00:38:54.140 I'm not walking away.

00:38:55.020 I'm reading my chat.

00:38:55.740 Okay, okay.

00:38:57.120 Yeah, it's good.

00:38:58.100 Spooky is fine.

00:38:58.900 I do Muslim sins

00:38:59.560 but you definitely can ask

00:39:00.400 for forgiveness every time.

00:39:01.340 Okay.

00:39:02.320 Anything about...

00:39:03.120 Really?

00:39:03.140 Well, in that case,

00:39:04.400 I'm going to have an OnlyFans

00:39:05.260 and pray every single day

00:39:06.320 for myself.

00:39:07.460 HK, thanks for the time.

00:39:08.360 Anything harmful to your body

00:39:09.360 is haram.

00:39:09.860 Coffee is not haram

00:39:10.840 but SIGs have chemicals

00:39:11.860 that will get cancer

00:39:12.740 and damage your lungs.

00:39:13.600 Any smoking or drinking

00:39:14.820 are haram, okay?

00:39:16.160 W, SIG to go pray

00:39:17.160 for the UK's

00:39:17.840 straight is long.

00:39:20.360 W, SIG...

00:39:21.700 Okay.

00:39:24.140 All right.

00:39:25.640 What if I just have

00:39:26.400 one drive and observe a cigarette?

00:39:28.560 Is that DGGO around?

00:39:29.720 No, it is.

00:39:30.740 Okay, go talk about this.

00:39:31.260 I think they were watching before.

00:39:32.680 Go talk about this.

00:39:34.100 You're going to smoke?

00:39:35.240 You're going to go sinning?

00:39:36.740 All right, he's not

00:39:37.280 a very good Muslim.

00:39:39.360 What the fuck?

00:39:40.940 Well, in that case,

00:39:41.820 I'm just going to make

00:39:42.740 an OnlyFans

00:39:43.280 and then I'm just going to

00:39:44.120 ask for forgiveness

00:39:44.720 after every single time

00:39:45.920 I upload a picture.

00:39:47.140 Destroying men

00:39:47.800 is different than having

00:39:48.840 one cigarette.

00:39:49.480 If you're going to

00:39:49.900 equate OnlyFans

00:39:50.640 to a cigarette,

00:39:51.280 you are...

00:39:51.780 Oh, look.

00:39:52.140 They're saying hi.

00:39:53.540 They're saying what?

00:39:54.260 They're saying hi.

00:39:55.100 Well, that's not okay.

00:39:59.340 You can't do that.

00:40:00.320 In that case,

00:40:00.760 I can be a whore

00:40:01.440 and then I ask for forgiveness

00:40:02.980 and then I'm not a whore anymore

00:40:04.560 until I am again.

00:40:06.060 And that's what I'm going to do.

00:40:06.980 You guys just have to love me

00:40:08.260 in that case.

00:40:08.820 It's all right.

00:40:10.420 Wait, why are you guys seeing...

00:40:12.100 It's because I'm sitting here

00:40:13.180 I'm cucked.

00:40:13.640 I can hear them

00:40:14.240 just over there

00:40:15.240 smoking.

00:40:17.120 I don't even know

00:40:17.700 what the fuck they're doing.

00:40:19.180 Ask if he has the app

00:40:20.220 that shows where...

00:40:21.100 Yeah, I'm going to ask him that.

00:40:25.220 That's a good-ass question.

00:40:26.300 Where's my guy?

00:40:26.820 That's true.

00:40:27.120 He should know, though.

00:40:28.420 He should know

00:40:29.120 because he's supposed to

00:40:29.960 pray to the direction of it, right?

00:40:32.020 He's smoking and destroying

00:40:33.180 one another.

00:40:34.220 He's no sneaker.

00:40:35.860 He needs to take care of himself.

00:40:37.360 He needs to be healthier.

00:40:38.140 This is not okay.

00:40:40.740 Just lock the balcony

00:40:42.240 and steal the girl.

00:40:45.280 I should totally do that.

00:40:47.780 If I lock you guys outside

00:40:49.540 and Amy comes here

00:40:50.340 and I just have a David Amy,

00:40:52.040 how do you feel about that?

00:40:53.300 That would be very male of you.

00:40:55.600 Very male of you.

00:40:56.080 But it's not that much

00:40:56.740 in my time.

00:40:57.120 Okay, I'm going to ask you

00:40:57.440 a really important question.

00:40:58.400 Ask me.

00:40:59.160 Where's Mecca?

00:41:00.500 Where's what?

00:41:01.080 Mecca.

00:41:04.000 That direction?

00:41:04.800 Yes.

00:41:05.280 Where do you pray?

00:41:06.400 Towards Mecca.

00:41:07.280 Where?

00:41:07.780 Like in the house?

00:41:08.540 I have my prayer mat

00:41:09.300 in my room.

00:41:09.800 Oh, really?

00:41:10.160 And then you pray

00:41:10.640 that direction?

00:41:11.560 Towards Mecca, yeah.

00:41:12.420 Do you have an app

00:41:13.040 that says it?

00:41:13.880 I use the compass app, yeah.

00:41:15.340 Oh, really?

00:41:15.920 That's where you do?

00:41:16.500 There's like a compass

00:41:17.280 that just says like

00:41:17.960 you use Mecca.

00:41:18.740 Well, you have to look east.

00:41:20.100 You have to figure out

00:41:20.960 Mecca's east of here.

00:41:23.200 Oh.

00:41:23.540 But you have to...

00:41:24.040 Exactly east?

00:41:24.820 Like perfectly.

00:41:25.480 Well, you have to align it

00:41:27.020 perfectly directing towards the...

00:41:28.620 Is this funny?

00:41:29.120 Like, why is that funny?

00:41:30.180 I'm just curious.

00:41:31.020 Because what if

00:41:32.000 if you realized

00:41:33.160 like a year later on

00:41:34.060 that you prayed

00:41:34.920 in the wrong direction?

00:41:37.120 Well, if it was a mistake,

00:41:38.320 I'm sure Allah

00:41:39.260 would forgive you

00:41:39.880 if it was an honest mistake.

00:41:40.860 Really?

00:41:41.300 Yeah.

00:41:42.560 How many mistakes

00:41:43.460 can you do?

00:41:43.880 And how many mistakes

00:41:45.300 that you smoked

00:41:46.100 can you do?

00:41:47.140 I'm not really curious.

00:41:49.400 I didn't inhale.

00:41:50.760 And I didn't even finish it.

00:41:51.680 I took one puff.

00:41:52.480 You didn't inhale?

00:41:53.280 I just took one puff

00:41:54.100 because you guys

00:41:54.540 are just much better now.

00:41:56.480 Really?

00:41:56.820 But yeah,

00:41:57.080 you have to always pray

00:41:58.020 in the direction

00:41:58.940 towards it.

00:42:00.780 So have you

00:42:01.440 have you ever

00:42:02.420 had a private chef?

00:42:03.160 Have you ever been...

00:42:03.900 No.

00:42:04.520 On a...

00:42:04.980 I think it's very nice.

00:42:09.520 It's terrifying.

00:42:10.640 Do you like this popcorn?

00:42:11.380 I don't know.

00:42:12.020 That's so bad.

00:42:12.320 Oh, we're supposed

00:42:15.260 to eat this right now?

00:42:16.060 Yeah.

00:42:16.820 But we don't even know

00:42:17.580 where we're sitting

00:42:18.080 so I feel like...

00:42:18.880 Would you like to sit here?

00:42:20.840 Come sit.

00:42:21.600 Come sit.

00:42:21.960 Can I talk to you?

00:42:22.560 No.

00:42:25.000 No.

00:42:25.380 Come sit.

00:42:25.980 I want to ask you

00:42:26.580 about Belarus.

00:42:28.560 No.

00:42:29.260 What we can interview her.

00:42:30.640 Wait,

00:42:30.940 it's not so good.

00:42:31.860 That's okay.

00:42:32.320 We can...

00:42:32.740 So what's your name?

00:42:34.960 Marina.

00:42:35.640 Marina.

00:42:35.900 Marina.

00:42:36.000 Marina.

00:42:36.140 When did you start

00:42:36.760 doing private dinners?

00:42:38.800 I have a big experience.

00:42:44.300 I'm a personal chef

00:42:46.300 for more than 18 years.

00:42:49.700 18 years?

00:42:50.420 Yes.

00:42:51.000 Okay.

00:42:51.660 I graduated college

00:42:52.960 in Belarus.

00:42:55.080 Cooking college

00:42:56.340 in Belarus.

00:42:57.560 And I work

00:42:59.860 in a different restaurant

00:43:01.440 in Minsk

00:43:02.140 after I opened

00:43:03.440 on catering.

00:43:05.180 And I work

00:43:06.980 private,

00:43:07.480 personal chef

00:43:08.880 and famous

00:43:11.220 people

00:43:12.140 in Minsk.

00:43:13.260 Okay.

00:43:13.980 And have you had

00:43:14.780 a dinner like this before?

00:43:17.540 Yes, of course.

00:43:18.560 Like this?

00:43:19.820 No.

00:43:20.700 Okay.

00:43:21.240 Okay.

00:43:21.740 Only

00:43:22.420 sometime,

00:43:24.820 many years ago,

00:43:27.860 I

00:43:28.400 make

00:43:29.980 masterclass,

00:43:34.220 stream masterclass,

00:43:36.080 I

00:43:38.020 cook

00:43:39.120 food

00:43:40.240 and

00:43:41.240 live stream

00:43:45.060 people

00:43:46.620 who cook

00:43:47.800 with me.

00:43:48.340 Oh, okay.

00:43:48.800 So you need to do this.

00:43:49.420 I have a YouTube channel.

00:43:50.480 Oh, okay.

00:43:51.040 Okay.

00:43:51.340 Wait, what's your YouTube channel?

00:43:52.980 Have you heard about Rumble?

00:43:54.820 Well,

00:43:55.320 no.

00:43:55.520 Oh, Rumble.

00:43:56.020 Rumble's the better version.

00:43:58.140 Rumble's better.

00:43:58.900 But, so what's on the menu

00:44:00.020 for tonight?

00:44:00.700 What are we eating?

00:44:01.420 Uh, today

00:44:03.360 I cook

00:44:04.660 in special dinner.

00:44:06.660 Special dinner

00:44:07.500 for you.

00:44:09.060 And, uh,

00:44:10.200 today...

00:44:10.720 Look at the menu, Mel.

00:44:11.420 There's a, uh,

00:44:12.280 specific addition

00:44:13.440 for you.

00:44:14.080 What?

00:44:15.140 Swedish delight.

00:44:16.020 It starts with...

00:44:16.960 Oh, that's nice.

00:44:18.300 Swedish delight.

00:44:19.440 Yeah.

00:44:19.860 Because she's a Swede.

00:44:20.860 She's straight out of Sweden.

00:44:21.940 I'm Swedish.

00:44:22.880 That's nice.

00:44:23.680 Yeah.

00:44:25.060 Did you pick this?

00:44:26.060 Or did you?

00:44:26.240 I did.

00:44:26.740 Oh, really?

00:44:27.680 I did.

00:44:28.220 That's so nice.

00:44:28.660 And then, uh,

00:44:29.880 what else is on the menu?

00:44:31.400 Uh, yes.

00:44:32.000 Today's special for you.

00:44:33.440 I'm cooking

00:44:35.600 five, uh,

00:44:37.520 course,

00:44:38.100 five course dish.

00:44:39.700 Uh,

00:44:39.980 first dish,

00:44:40.760 this is appetizer.

00:44:42.320 This is

00:44:43.060 Swedish dish.

00:44:45.100 Uh,

00:44:45.500 this is

00:44:46.180 Toskagen,

00:44:47.540 but, uh,

00:44:48.920 no original Toskagen.

00:44:50.980 This is, uh,

00:44:51.900 my signature recipe.

00:44:53.760 And today,

00:44:54.940 we try

00:44:55.820 Miami Toskagen.

00:44:57.660 The mixer.

00:44:59.760 It sounds great.

00:45:00.660 Yes.

00:45:01.260 Uh,

00:45:01.820 after,

00:45:03.100 uh,

00:45:03.440 beef carpaccio.

00:45:04.680 Mm-hmm.

00:45:05.460 Uh,

00:45:05.740 this is very interesting dish.

00:45:07.520 Uh,

00:45:07.920 this is

00:45:08.580 cold dish.

00:45:09.480 Uh,

00:45:09.920 this is beetroot

00:45:11.360 with got cheese.

00:45:13.280 Uh,

00:45:13.760 this,

00:45:14.340 uh,

00:45:15.500 berry.

00:45:17.580 I think,

00:45:18.900 uh,

00:45:19.360 you like it.

00:45:20.700 I think it'll be great.

00:45:22.120 I'm actually excited.

00:45:22.840 I'm still curious about this stuff.

00:45:24.000 Because I know exactly what that is.

00:45:25.480 It's like,

00:45:25.720 it's really popular.

00:45:26.320 Because we eat this quite a bit.

00:45:28.280 Do you do

00:45:28.820 dinners for married couples?

00:45:31.880 Uh,

00:45:32.680 yes.

00:45:33.140 I make different dinner.

00:45:35.020 I make,

00:45:35.880 uh,

00:45:36.180 dinner for married couples

00:45:38.040 and,

00:45:38.800 uh,

00:45:39.500 private party

00:45:40.600 and birthday

00:45:41.480 and,

00:45:42.160 uh,

00:45:42.420 anniversary dinner.

00:45:44.920 Have you ever done dinners for cooks?

00:45:48.320 Mm-hmm.

00:45:49.320 For,

00:45:51.980 for other cooks?

00:45:53.740 Cooks.

00:45:54.260 Uh,

00:45:54.580 um,

00:45:54.980 understand.

00:45:57.200 Mm-hmm.

00:45:58.800 I don't know.

00:45:59.700 Maybe.

00:46:00.480 Maybe?

00:46:01.080 Yeah.

00:46:02.460 Um,

00:46:03.060 well,

00:46:03.760 that's great.

00:46:04.160 I'm excited.

00:46:04.800 We just have a little bit longer.

00:46:06.020 It's going to be great.

00:46:06.880 Uh,

00:46:07.280 what is your impression of,

00:46:08.540 of Zorka so far?

00:46:09.540 The,

00:46:09.680 the loud guy.

00:46:10.400 No,

00:46:15.480 no,

00:46:15.660 nothing?

00:46:16.200 No.

00:46:16.440 Have you ever seen somebody like him before?

00:46:19.060 No?

00:46:19.640 Okay.

00:46:20.800 We were just talking about you.

00:46:22.020 You're unique.

00:46:22.800 We love you.

00:46:24.600 She can ram it to back on you.

00:46:27.500 What language do you speak in Belarus?

00:46:29.880 Uh,

00:46:30.280 Belarusian and Russian.

00:46:32.020 Okay.

00:46:32.440 You don't speak any Russian?

00:46:34.280 No one?

00:46:34.920 Me?

00:46:35.260 No.

00:46:35.560 No.

00:46:36.200 Is that good you don't?

00:46:37.200 No.

00:46:38.400 Z in the chat.

00:46:39.180 I think Malinca means strawberry.

00:46:42.400 Does it?

00:46:42.900 Malinca?

00:46:43.460 Is it what it's called?

00:46:44.640 Strawberry.

00:46:45.500 Strawberry.

00:46:46.560 Malinca,

00:46:47.100 right?

00:46:47.440 Or something?

00:46:48.060 No,

00:46:48.460 no,

00:46:48.580 no,

00:46:48.720 it's not?

00:46:49.160 Raspberry.

00:46:49.860 Raspberry.

00:46:50.420 Oh,

00:46:50.520 there's raspberry.

00:46:51.240 Malina,

00:46:52.020 raspberry.

00:46:52.800 Yes.

00:46:53.640 Kugnika,

00:46:55.140 strawberry.

00:46:55.920 Oh,

00:46:56.260 okay.

00:46:56.420 That's perfect.

00:46:57.140 Because someone told me something like that.

00:46:58.700 It can only be strawberry.

00:46:59.540 This is so good.

00:47:00.340 This is really good.

00:47:02.260 Mm.

00:47:02.840 Very delicious.

00:47:03.560 I love

00:47:04.020 Aperage Brits.

00:47:05.840 This is Italian cocktail.

00:47:07.860 Because today European...

00:47:11.720 You're supposed to slowly sit,

00:47:13.120 he's slurping it down like a Slurpee at a...

00:47:15.140 Oh,

00:47:15.720 is it like slow?

00:47:17.400 You're supposed to...

00:47:18.140 I was supposed to...

00:47:20.180 Yeah.

00:47:21.560 Drink it slow?

00:47:22.280 It's okay.

00:47:22.820 Don't worry about it.

00:47:23.760 I disrespected it,

00:47:24.580 but...

00:47:25.580 That's fine.

00:47:25.960 Do you know

00:47:26.900 potato droniki?

00:47:28.900 Potato droniki,

00:47:29.820 is that Russian?

00:47:31.160 Uh,

00:47:31.640 no.

00:47:32.120 No,

00:47:32.460 what is that?

00:47:33.400 This is Belarusian.

00:47:34.880 Okay.

00:47:35.380 Belarusian dish.

00:47:36.320 Okay.

00:47:38.800 Did you try?

00:47:41.120 No,

00:47:41.460 never tried.

00:47:42.620 I'm excited.

00:47:43.420 This is going to be a great meal.

00:47:44.260 I'm starving.

00:47:45.020 I'm starving.

00:47:46.540 Hey,

00:47:46.840 DGG.

00:47:47.760 Is that DGG?

00:47:48.980 Yeah.

00:47:49.660 Okay,

00:47:50.100 well,

00:47:50.440 thank you.

00:47:51.160 Thank you so much.

00:47:51.960 I look forward to eating.

00:47:52.760 DGG.

00:47:54.020 I'm wrong.

00:47:54.660 That's what it is.

00:47:55.180 Would you like to come to the...

00:47:56.240 Can I...

00:47:56.560 No,

00:47:56.800 it doesn't...

00:47:57.120 Okay.

00:47:57.600 The other...

00:47:58.600 He's shy.

00:47:59.460 It's fine.

00:48:01.700 All right.

00:48:02.220 Do you know this girl,

00:48:03.040 Australian Amy?

00:48:03.800 Zirko?

00:48:05.180 Australian.

00:48:05.500 Is she famous?

00:48:07.220 Yes.

00:48:07.880 She was on Steven's stream,

00:48:08.720 so she's very famous.

00:48:10.120 What's her father again?

00:48:11.160 She hasn't been on stream,

00:48:11.900 actually.

00:48:12.520 No,

00:48:12.720 but she's been on stream

00:48:13.320 on Steven's stream once,

00:48:14.360 so...

00:48:15.040 That's what it is.

00:48:17.020 This is a nice setup over here.

00:48:18.480 It's very nice.

00:48:19.280 Dinner with my friends.

00:48:20.740 Or,

00:48:21.180 as Zirko would say,

00:48:22.040 just business.

00:48:23.640 He doesn't want to be friends

00:48:24.440 with anybody.

00:48:26.160 I'm not...

00:48:26.900 I don't want to be friends

00:48:27.640 with them.

00:48:28.160 Let's see them.

00:48:28.840 Okay.

00:48:29.500 You do smell like my cologne,

00:48:30.780 though,

00:48:30.880 which I want to put more on.

00:48:32.880 Okay,

00:48:33.280 Zirko,

00:48:33.520 carry.

00:48:34.280 Sure.

00:48:34.640 You know,

00:48:41.200 I've always thought

00:48:43.360 you smelled great,

00:48:44.920 but ever since you,

00:48:45.920 like,

00:48:46.520 switched to

00:48:47.240 Abba's cologne...

00:48:48.640 You can't even say

00:48:51.820 them with a straight face.

00:48:53.360 Try again.

00:48:54.060 Let me see DGG.

00:48:56.560 They better be cracking up.

00:49:09.400 See,

00:49:09.760 I should have prepared more.

00:49:10.660 We need to have,

00:49:11.140 like,

00:49:11.180 a game or something to do.

00:49:12.380 Like,

00:49:12.580 what do people do

00:49:13.900 on...

00:49:15.780 I think we should have

00:49:16.420 deep talks.

00:49:17.520 Deep talks about what?

00:49:18.800 About life.

00:49:19.620 You want to talk about

00:49:20.320 Pink Floyd and drugs.

00:49:20.940 We're talking about sex,

00:49:21.920 drugs,

00:49:22.140 and travel.

00:49:22.700 What can we talk about?

00:49:24.220 You ever play,

00:49:24.760 like,

00:49:24.940 two truths and a lie

00:49:25.860 on dinner dates?

00:49:27.220 Yeah,

00:49:27.720 I guess.

00:49:28.540 But it's like,

00:49:29.140 I don't know.

00:49:29.980 It's whatever.

00:49:30.560 He's not going to have

00:49:31.040 the attention span to do that.

00:49:32.940 Okay,

00:49:33.180 I want to hear Zirko's stories.

00:49:34.820 You're going to hate me for it.

00:49:35.840 DJ does not like it.

00:49:36.880 All right,

00:49:37.320 so...

00:49:37.640 Okay,

00:49:38.140 so we're going to talk

00:49:39.020 about sex,

00:49:39.660 drugs,

00:49:39.860 and travel,

00:49:40.580 and you're going to tell me

00:49:41.320 a story on each one

00:49:42.840 that's recently happened

00:49:43.760 to you this year,

00:49:44.560 okay?

00:49:45.440 So,

00:49:46.200 first we have to say

00:49:47.600 sex,

00:49:48.520 right?

00:49:48.920 So what's your story

00:49:49.980 about sex this year?

00:49:51.500 This week.

00:49:52.960 For me?

00:49:53.620 Sure,

00:49:54.020 we can talk about this week.

00:49:55.220 Like,

00:49:55.420 how was that?

00:49:56.000 What was that like?

00:49:57.540 Felt like a new experience.

00:49:59.360 Really?

00:49:59.880 You were like a

00:50:00.880 born virgin again

00:50:01.900 or a reborn virgin?

00:50:03.260 I don't know,

00:50:03.920 but I converted a lesbian.

00:50:06.040 You converted a lesbian?

00:50:08.320 You felt really proud of yourself?

00:50:09.680 No,

00:50:10.000 she went back,

00:50:10.780 but like,

00:50:11.180 she gave me a night.

00:50:12.600 Oh,

00:50:12.780 she did.

00:50:13.660 Do you think

00:50:14.120 that she might have done that

00:50:15.040 because she was curious

00:50:15.840 about a guy,

00:50:17.000 or do you think

00:50:17.440 that she felt

00:50:18.200 that you were feminine

00:50:18.920 enough to sleep with?

00:50:20.940 She did call me

00:50:21.840 a homosexual on stream.

00:50:23.580 I don't know

00:50:23.900 why she did that.

00:50:24.960 Maybe she's into

00:50:25.840 homosexual guys.

00:50:27.300 No,

00:50:27.620 it's attacking me

00:50:28.400 because I was like

00:50:28.920 trolling her,

00:50:29.520 but I've converted

00:50:30.980 bi's and lesbians before,

00:50:33.220 and that's why I think

00:50:34.120 like,

00:50:34.440 if you're a high-value male,

00:50:35.820 you can do it.

00:50:37.080 You have to be very,

00:50:38.040 very...

00:50:38.340 But she went back,

00:50:39.720 so...

00:50:40.060 I don't know...

00:50:40.500 You didn't convert her.

00:50:41.900 No,

00:50:42.160 she said she wants

00:50:42.740 to come over,

00:50:43.580 so...

00:50:44.100 Yeah,

00:50:44.660 but I mean,

00:50:45.260 she wouldn't sleep

00:50:45.780 with any other guy.

00:50:46.760 She would probably

00:50:47.160 sleep with more women

00:50:48.720 because she's a lesbian,

00:50:50.200 and she would

00:50:50.840 go back to

00:50:52.020 lesbians.

00:50:53.500 Oh,

00:50:53.760 you mean I didn't

00:50:54.260 convert her to God

00:50:55.140 just for me?

00:50:56.220 Oh,

00:50:56.440 you're right,

00:50:56.760 you're right,

00:50:57.060 yeah.

00:50:57.140 Well,

00:50:57.280 I mean,

00:50:57.760 she didn't seem

00:50:58.400 to want to be

00:50:59.940 with men

00:51:00.320 after she was with you,

00:51:01.540 so I guess

00:51:02.400 you failed.

00:51:02.820 Well,

00:51:04.380 the goal was just

00:51:05.100 for her to grab my,

00:51:06.200 you know...

00:51:07.040 That's what it was?

00:51:08.780 Oh,

00:51:09.020 I should have converted

00:51:09.800 her for life,

00:51:10.620 for God,

00:51:11.220 you're right.

00:51:12.640 Yeah,

00:51:13.120 you had your chance,

00:51:14.080 you had your chance

00:51:14.620 to save a life,

00:51:15.360 and then you didn't.

00:51:16.540 Yeah.

00:51:17.280 Well,

00:51:17.640 okay,

00:51:18.020 well,

00:51:18.300 that was sex,

00:51:19.100 that was a sex story,

00:51:19.920 and then we have

00:51:20.480 drugs.

00:51:22.080 Ah,

00:51:22.460 drugs.

00:51:22.740 Yeah.

00:51:23.880 So,

00:51:24.280 what about drugs

00:51:25.000 the past year?

00:51:28.340 Drugs?

00:51:29.380 Well,

00:51:29.900 that lesbian

00:51:30.380 pulled out some ketamine.

00:51:32.520 Yeah?

00:51:33.180 I tried some of that.

00:51:35.020 You sound like

00:51:35.660 you really liked her.

00:51:37.440 On ketamine,

00:51:38.220 yeah.

00:51:38.480 Yeah.

00:51:39.520 I mean,

00:51:40.180 you must be really sad

00:51:41.240 that she went back

00:51:41.820 to women after you,

00:51:42.880 if you really liked her

00:51:43.840 that much,

00:51:44.320 you know?

00:51:44.760 I don't get sad,

00:51:45.700 because anytime I'm sad,

00:51:46.720 I just look at my DMs.

00:51:49.480 That's what it is?

00:51:50.740 Well,

00:51:51.020 you seem to have

00:51:51.960 her in your mind.

00:51:53.020 You know why I have...

00:51:54.180 Mel,

00:51:55.660 you know why I have

00:51:56.360 so many women in my life?

00:51:58.500 Why?

00:51:58.980 Women love a retard.

00:52:01.660 And I'm peaking that,

00:52:03.360 bro.

00:52:04.420 Why do women love

00:52:05.480 retards like that?

00:52:06.460 Look at Mel.

00:52:07.160 She's like smiling now.

00:52:08.420 She was depressed with you.

00:52:09.540 Now the retard is here.

00:52:11.440 Mel,

00:52:11.620 you have a deep,

00:52:13.060 longing crush for me,

00:52:14.380 but you let it go,

00:52:16.200 and now it's coming back.

00:52:18.920 No,

00:52:19.140 I just like,

00:52:19.680 I just,

00:52:20.260 the way you view that...

00:52:20.720 Do you find me to be

00:52:21.660 a high-value male?

00:52:24.900 No.

00:52:26.140 Why?

00:52:26.600 Why, why, why, why?

00:52:27.220 Because he had a chance.

00:52:28.580 What about...

00:52:29.080 He had a chance

00:52:29.940 to go on No Jumper

00:52:30.840 and do shows,

00:52:31.580 and what happened with that?

00:52:33.040 He didn't,

00:52:33.520 he was just being lazy

00:52:34.420 and coked up

00:52:35.560 and had drugs

00:52:36.360 and all the women

00:52:37.480 in that guy's house

00:52:40.080 in LA

00:52:40.860 instead of actually

00:52:42.040 doing some hard work.

00:52:43.200 You do criticize Mel a lot,

00:52:44.380 but you do embody

00:52:45.200 the STD lifestyle

00:52:46.380 of sex, traveling,

00:52:47.120 and drugs.

00:52:47.460 Yeah, he does.

00:52:48.600 That's why I came in gate,

00:52:49.660 that's why I'm asking him

00:52:50.300 about telling stories.

00:52:51.520 I can ask you a few years

00:52:52.520 because you would never

00:52:53.260 sin anything like that.

00:52:54.260 Absolutely not.

00:52:54.900 SSH says,

00:52:55.640 it matters if you truthfully

00:52:56.940 deep down know the consequences

00:52:58.040 of something

00:52:58.400 and have control over doing it,

00:52:59.620 then you will be punished

00:53:00.320 or rewarded.

00:53:01.080 Fair?

00:53:02.280 You were criticizing me

00:53:03.000 for that.

00:53:03.300 And then we have travel.

00:53:07.640 What's your best,

00:53:08.620 you know,

00:53:08.980 Well, my best travel story

00:53:10.280 is Mel and I

00:53:10.980 sharing an Uber

00:53:11.780 for four hours

00:53:12.840 and I look at her

00:53:14.240 and I'm like,

00:53:14.800 I hope she doesn't get mad

00:53:15.900 and I put my headphones in

00:53:17.220 and then I turned

00:53:18.280 and her headphones

00:53:19.540 were already in

00:53:20.300 and we didn't talk

00:53:21.200 for four hours at all.

00:53:22.600 We didn't talk

00:53:23.200 for like 24 hours.

00:53:24.400 Yeah, and it wasn't awkward.

00:53:25.580 And it was great.

00:53:26.360 Yeah, it was great.

00:53:26.680 We just did not have

00:53:27.480 to interact with each other.

00:53:28.520 It was awesome.

00:53:28.580 I was like,

00:53:29.060 no wonder Stephen married you.

00:53:33.180 That's the quality.

00:53:34.800 My biggest personality

00:53:35.820 is that

00:53:36.340 every other girl

00:53:37.060 No one has to try at all.

00:53:38.460 Every other girl

00:53:39.100 would try and like

00:53:39.800 win me over and stuff.

00:53:40.740 You'd legit on your phone

00:53:41.760 for four hours.

00:53:42.980 She didn't look,

00:53:43.700 she didn't even turn

00:53:44.340 to like look at the window.

00:53:46.320 I was like,

00:53:47.080 wow, that's heaven.

00:53:47.960 I want a wife

00:53:49.000 that just leaves me alone

00:53:50.040 unless I want a pipe.

00:53:50.960 When I want to

00:53:51.340 then come to me.

00:53:52.800 But when we're just

00:53:53.900 walking around,

00:53:54.900 I don't want to talk

00:53:55.560 to a woman

00:53:56.040 that hate that.

00:53:56.960 When women talk into

00:53:58.960 he might see

00:53:59.740 I don't like it.

00:54:03.060 Do you agree with him?

00:54:04.100 He doesn't like

00:54:04.740 going on dates

00:54:05.460 one-on-one.

00:54:06.500 He would rather

00:54:06.920 have a group environment

00:54:08.000 where there's a couple

00:54:08.780 of his boys

00:54:09.380 you bring a couple

00:54:09.980 of the girls

00:54:10.380 you're all at a bar

00:54:11.080 and he grabs

00:54:12.000 the girl's ass

00:54:12.680 and then talks

00:54:13.460 to the guy.

00:54:15.460 That's what you like.

00:54:16.660 No, I

00:54:16.980 Because you want

00:54:17.180 to talk to the guy.

00:54:18.280 No, you get it.

00:54:18.700 You need like

00:54:19.540 the emotional support

00:54:20.540 from the dude

00:54:21.140 that you're talking to

00:54:22.040 while you're touching

00:54:22.700 your ass

00:54:23.140 so you don't have

00:54:23.660 to talk to him.

00:54:23.740 Well, not emotional support.

00:54:25.040 It's like the man

00:54:25.820 won't be as boring

00:54:26.940 as her

00:54:27.360 and number two

00:54:28.280 you get laid faster

00:54:29.240 because it's a casual

00:54:29.960 setting

00:54:30.380 whereas if I leave

00:54:31.500 you guys alone

00:54:32.160 one-on-one

00:54:32.840 you guys start

00:54:33.380 getting awkward

00:54:34.080 and interviewing

00:54:34.800 each other

00:54:35.400 but if it's all

00:54:37.000 at a party

00:54:37.640 then I can be like

00:54:38.540 hey Mel

00:54:39.180 you know like

00:54:39.700 I can be just

00:54:40.340 more like

00:54:40.720 I can get away

00:54:41.980 with more

00:54:42.680 in a crowd.

00:54:43.520 I can sexually

00:54:44.660 harass more

00:54:45.540 in a crowd.

00:54:46.240 Don't clip that.

00:54:47.780 Absolutely not.

00:54:48.460 We're on Rumble

00:54:48.920 you can say that, right?

00:54:49.900 Yeah, but we have

00:54:50.400 the chips here.

00:54:51.340 No, it's only sexual

00:54:52.200 It's just not good.

00:54:54.820 You know that meme

00:54:55.940 where it's only

00:54:56.580 sexual harassment

00:54:57.380 if he's ugly?

00:54:58.400 Yeah.

00:54:58.900 It's kind of true.

00:54:59.880 It's definitely true.

00:55:01.620 What was the best

00:55:02.360 date experience

00:55:02.880 you've ever had Mel?

00:55:04.020 The best dating experience?

00:55:05.760 Yeah.

00:55:06.580 Because now Destiny

00:55:07.300 obviously has to

00:55:08.200 step his game up.

00:55:09.560 Two people that

00:55:10.040 argue him with

00:55:11.240 all the time

00:55:11.780 private dinner.

00:55:12.760 To be honest

00:55:13.560 you've got to be honest

00:55:14.680 we're all going to

00:55:15.240 date Amy tonight.

00:55:16.120 That's kind of the point, right?

00:55:17.900 You keep saying that

00:55:18.760 but that's Zerka's date.

00:55:19.840 She's just going to

00:55:20.300 be in heaven, you know?

00:55:21.780 Why are you saying

00:55:22.520 because she's an Asian driver?

00:55:24.120 No, she's actually bisexual.

00:55:26.020 What do you mean?

00:55:26.720 She's a white girl

00:55:27.340 but she's actually like

00:55:28.360 Can I see a picture please?

00:55:30.080 I don't have a picture of her.

00:55:31.680 If you don't show me

00:55:32.320 a picture I'll just start

00:55:33.180 Yeah, pull up a picture

00:55:34.140 of this other girl

00:55:35.460 if you know who I'm talking about.

00:55:36.660 She was on Destiny's

00:55:37.460 stream recently.

00:55:38.580 Yeah.

00:55:39.720 She's cool.

00:55:41.220 And on Fresh and Fit.

00:55:41.920 She likes talking.

00:55:42.580 She's very animated

00:55:43.860 and stuff like that

00:55:44.340 but just don't give her

00:55:44.920 too many drinks.

00:55:46.720 Wait, how did you know that?

00:55:47.660 Just don't give her

00:55:48.160 too many drinks.

00:55:48.560 Cheers.

00:55:49.180 No.

00:55:49.840 Wait, I don't even have

00:55:50.720 Wait.

00:55:51.880 To Trump coming back.

00:55:53.240 No.

00:55:53.860 Ah, so close.

00:55:55.100 To the wall.

00:55:56.060 Yeah.

00:55:56.640 To the leading fans lead.

00:55:58.120 To Sleepy Joe

00:55:59.060 for never going

00:56:00.540 to the Zio wall.

00:56:02.540 We're talking about

00:56:03.180 the album, the album.

00:56:04.020 Yeah, the album, the wall.

00:56:05.120 There we go.

00:56:05.560 To Pink Floyd,

00:56:08.900 that's what we're talking about.

00:56:09.520 Of course.

00:56:12.640 So, uh,

00:56:14.420 so you told me that

00:56:15.920 listening to Pink Floyd

00:56:17.380 is satanic.

00:56:19.380 Well, music in general is wrong.

00:56:20.940 You can't listen to any music.

00:56:21.900 Some people argue in the chat

00:56:22.920 that you can listen

00:56:23.980 to some music

00:56:24.540 as long as it's holy.

00:56:25.720 I think there's better

00:56:26.820 than others

00:56:27.120 but overall you should listen to music.

00:56:28.260 So you can't listen

00:56:28.880 to Pink Floyd anymore?

00:56:30.100 No.

00:56:30.840 Even though it's

00:56:31.420 your favorite band?

00:56:33.220 Death Crip's not my favorite band

00:56:34.160 but yeah, I can't listen anymore.

00:56:36.240 I think Ye is fine

00:56:37.320 because it's gospel,

00:56:38.500 it's godly,

00:56:39.160 it's good

00:56:39.620 but I'm still coping.

00:56:41.660 I'm still justifying

00:56:42.500 the fact that

00:56:43.120 you should have to listen

00:56:43.960 to everything in the Quran.

00:56:44.860 Just like you're coping

00:56:45.740 when you smoke a cigar.

00:56:47.060 Like, why, wait, hold on.

00:56:48.300 Why wouldn't you be able

00:56:48.920 to listen to Echoes

00:56:50.000 and then just ask

00:56:51.380 for forgiveness after dance?

00:56:53.360 Because, like the chat said,

00:56:55.140 the SHX said it properly.

00:56:57.140 It has to do

00:56:57.740 with your intentions.

00:56:58.540 If you go into it intending

00:56:59.680 like I'm going to smoke a cigarette

00:57:00.620 but that's what you did

00:57:01.440 on the balcony.

00:57:02.860 But I know it's bad.

00:57:03.900 I know it's bad.

00:57:04.420 I'm not doing it.

00:57:05.520 You know it's better

00:57:05.880 if you listen to Pink Floyd too.

00:57:07.940 I'm not making excuses

00:57:09.060 for it though.

00:57:10.100 The only thing

00:57:10.960 that happened

00:57:11.400 I'm not making excuses for it.

00:57:12.080 I'm not going to say

00:57:12.680 I'm going to smoke it

00:57:13.280 and then go pray away the sin.

00:57:14.940 The only thing that happened

00:57:16.220 when Muslim Sneakle

00:57:17.600 quit music for his faith

00:57:19.060 is he made it more awkward

00:57:20.960 when he grabs the girl's tits

00:57:22.520 in the silence

00:57:23.340 because he's still banging girls.

00:57:25.760 He's like, bro,

00:57:26.960 play some music.

00:57:28.040 You set the mood, bro.

00:57:29.220 I'm going to stop.

00:57:30.400 No, he's going to put on

00:57:31.240 like the holy music.

00:57:32.860 No, that's worse.

00:57:34.360 That's worse.

00:57:36.140 Oh my God.

00:57:37.000 That would be so interesting though.

00:57:39.480 If I went home with someone

00:57:40.420 and they start singing

00:57:41.280 and they put on holy music

00:57:42.780 I'll be like,

00:57:43.580 damn, this is a date, dude.

00:57:45.900 Holy shit.

00:57:46.780 No more, no more whores.

00:57:48.480 Absolutely not.

00:57:49.000 No more, okay.

00:57:49.980 No more.

00:57:50.280 How far is she?

00:57:51.020 I want to, I'm hungry.

00:57:52.020 I want to start eating.

00:57:52.600 Let's just start eating without her.

00:57:54.120 Wait, really?

00:57:54.980 Yeah, she's taking forever.

00:57:55.860 What?

00:57:56.000 Yeah, no, imagine me waiting

00:57:57.280 for a woman.

00:57:57.800 No, but she's going to be there

00:57:58.680 like in 15 minutes.

00:58:00.100 This is the first chef

00:58:01.020 that's ever brought me popcorn.

00:58:03.300 No, we're starting without her.

00:58:04.820 We're ready for the first dish.

00:58:06.860 Here, Bill.

00:58:07.900 Ready?

00:58:08.420 Yeah, we can bring the first dish.

00:58:09.800 I'm thinking of becoming a chef

00:58:11.340 because I have two microwaves.

00:58:15.180 What?

00:58:16.140 That's my last dad joke.

00:58:18.420 But great popcorn.

00:58:19.200 Bring up the dad jokes, okay?

00:58:21.640 That's why we women like so much

00:58:23.560 because we all have daddy issues.

00:58:24.960 We're just going to bring those up.

00:58:26.280 Only Muslim dads understand my jokes, okay?

00:58:29.140 Not these white Christian dads

00:58:30.640 that are like,

00:58:31.540 hey, Tommy, you want to go play catch?

00:58:36.680 Okay, Sam, is it nice to meet him?

00:58:38.520 No, we'll switch it up.

00:58:40.300 You sure about that?

00:58:40.860 Yeah, we'll switch it up.

00:58:41.660 I think it's nice to re-sit-face each other.

00:58:43.740 Sure, if you want to do female empowerment

00:58:45.700 this whole stream, go ahead.

00:58:46.960 Is that female empowerment?

00:58:48.420 Yeah, if you're doing it to fight,

00:58:50.820 get back in there.

00:58:51.380 You know, men are supposed to live together.

00:58:53.340 Like, that's that sort of energy right here.

00:58:55.020 They said Zerka's definitely going to smash.

00:58:57.500 No!

00:58:58.960 You got to be careful with your high fives.

00:59:00.700 I'm not doing any more of this.

00:59:02.220 My timing.

00:59:03.580 Well, okay, I support you

00:59:04.980 if you want to smash later, but not me.

00:59:07.000 That's, yeah.

00:59:07.840 Then what?

00:59:08.800 Him?

00:59:09.320 Like, who?

00:59:09.820 What are you talking about?

00:59:11.220 Is your friend hot?

00:59:12.380 She's hot.

00:59:13.560 You're trolling.

00:59:14.440 She's hot.

00:59:15.140 All right, because if she's not,

00:59:16.380 this stream's going to get more tears.

00:59:19.120 Speaking of Pink Floyd,

00:59:20.780 did you see Roger Waters do some bait?

00:59:22.320 Do you know Roger Waters,

00:59:23.340 the backup singer?

00:59:25.440 He did all the writing for Pink Floyd

00:59:26.680 as extremely JQ-pilled.

00:59:29.620 The main singer is David Gilmour,

00:59:32.200 for the most part.

00:59:32.880 Roger Waters did The Wall.

00:59:34.220 He did do all of Pink Floyd,

00:59:35.200 but he was recently on stage,

00:59:36.720 dressed up as...

00:59:36.880 I don't think he sings in Dark Side at all.

00:59:39.400 Did you do?

00:59:39.840 Probably not.

00:59:40.520 No, he's probably not doing that.

00:59:42.020 In some of the songs,

00:59:43.060 I can't name him now.

00:59:43.760 But he was on stage,

00:59:45.320 dressed up as Hitler,

00:59:46.320 with an MP40,

00:59:47.320 the Hitler gun.

00:59:48.040 People got pissed about that.

00:59:49.220 People got really mad about that.

00:59:50.320 He got extremely canceled.

00:59:50.700 That was really silly,

00:59:51.480 because they don't understand

00:59:52.320 what the fuck that was about,

00:59:53.380 because they've never seen The Wall,

00:59:54.440 and they don't know the entire story

00:59:55.680 of the album or anything either.

00:59:57.860 Flying Raptor says,

00:59:58.660 Sneeko, you look like the Islamic uncle

01:00:00.000 meditating and arranged marriage

01:00:01.360 with his dinner set up.

01:00:02.300 W Daily streamer Zerka,

01:00:03.380 don't stop cooking.

01:00:04.120 Good.

01:00:05.560 No!

01:00:06.140 I said, lol.

01:00:07.500 This nigga crazy.

01:00:09.380 What if he talked about something bad,

01:00:10.660 and then an elegant band on Twitch as well?

01:00:12.800 It's on Twitch?

01:00:14.120 What do you mean,

01:00:14.820 we're not on Twitch?

01:00:15.820 When you're, um...

01:00:16.900 We're not on Twitch?

01:00:17.520 There's no dildo on this thing.

01:00:18.680 No, I know,

01:00:19.320 but if you do some weird shit,

01:00:20.720 like off Twitch,

01:00:21.440 you can get banned.

01:00:22.560 That's what happened to me,

01:00:23.420 pretty much.

01:00:23.960 Yeah, exactly.

01:00:24.920 Because you didn't do anything

01:00:25.620 about it.

01:00:25.840 I didn't do anything.

01:00:26.380 Can I have my DGG back?

01:00:27.880 No.

01:00:28.240 You do it.

01:00:29.300 I haven't seen them in so long.

01:00:31.280 Yeah, you can do it.

01:00:32.620 They're so cute

01:00:33.380 with that gun to their head,

01:00:34.640 ready to pull.

01:00:36.600 How's that fucking

01:00:37.580 blue film life going?

01:00:38.900 Why are you laughing at me?

01:00:44.140 Because I'm not stoic

01:00:45.260 like Andrew Tate

01:00:46.140 in this boring fuck.

01:00:48.700 Alright.

01:00:49.700 We need more

01:00:50.260 perpacacity,

01:00:51.140 baby, I'm confused.

01:00:56.440 Now, I'm thinking about

01:00:57.520 planning out this

01:00:58.340 channel with Zerka.

01:00:59.600 I'm wondering how much

01:01:00.280 longevity does it really have?

01:01:02.340 Like, how long do you think

01:01:03.380 that he can keep this up

01:01:04.620 constantly, consistently?

01:01:05.880 Can he show up on time?

01:01:07.060 This is sort of...

01:01:07.880 How long until Zerka

01:01:09.080 cuts Sneak off?

01:01:10.160 He got like a...

01:01:11.280 He got like a dog

01:01:12.520 opportunity or whatever

01:01:13.220 from No Jumper.

01:01:14.240 And then he just fucking

01:01:15.420 did not do it.

01:01:16.260 Why did you do it?

01:01:16.840 Why did you work

01:01:17.340 for No Jumper?

01:01:18.220 I forgot.

01:01:19.680 Bro, this is what I'm saying.

01:01:20.540 Like, if Alex show up

01:01:21.540 we're going to be

01:01:21.880 Tuesday, Thursday

01:01:22.540 he's going to just forget

01:01:23.480 and not show up.

01:01:24.420 Adam, I was fucking

01:01:25.420 sleeping in.

01:01:26.520 Yeah.

01:01:27.940 So stop calling me lazy.

01:01:29.880 You can't call me lazy.

01:01:30.980 I am not lazy.

01:01:32.000 Absolutely not.

01:01:32.780 You're lazy.

01:01:33.760 Am I lazy?

01:01:34.380 Yeah, dude.

01:01:34.940 Last night...

01:01:35.340 I had a migraine.

01:01:36.800 Migraine?

01:01:37.620 What type of a woman

01:01:38.440 excuse is that?

01:01:39.340 I'm just telling you

01:01:40.060 I would have not been

01:01:40.700 too fun on the stream

01:01:41.580 if I got here yesterday.

01:01:42.800 So what did you end up?

01:01:43.340 Did you end up

01:01:43.700 going out yesterday?

01:01:44.380 No, I was just

01:01:45.280 laying on the couch

01:01:46.660 the entire fucking night.

01:01:47.740 I was supposed to go

01:01:49.100 see Amy last night

01:01:50.380 but I couldn't.

01:01:51.080 I hope it's Amy Rose.

01:01:52.780 Shout out my community.

01:01:54.700 It's the first thing

01:01:55.460 I masturbated to

01:01:56.220 when I was 16

01:01:57.060 was Sonic and Amy Rose

01:01:59.700 and Amy Rose and she didn't

01:02:02.140 have stick phones.

01:02:03.060 You know how she's

01:02:03.660 12 years old

01:02:04.320 and I was 16?

01:02:05.900 In the fan art

01:02:07.880 the Sonami

01:02:08.520 she had a big

01:02:10.180 full look.

01:02:10.760 She was like

01:02:11.200 brain ninja.

01:02:12.000 You know what he's talking about?

01:02:13.260 I have no idea

01:02:13.840 what he's talking about.

01:02:14.500 My community is talking about.

01:02:15.380 He's just talking to

01:02:16.060 random people on discord

01:02:16.900 no one knows what he's talking about.

01:02:18.200 If you could like

01:02:18.980 take a pill

01:02:19.520 and you could see

01:02:20.140 his entire existence

01:02:21.060 like his brain

01:02:21.920 you can just see everything

01:02:22.840 and like understand it.

01:02:23.720 Like how far do you think

01:02:24.980 he would go?

01:02:25.600 I don't want to know.

01:02:26.460 I would just see

01:02:26.900 a random conspiracy video

01:02:28.120 some bitch shoot

01:02:28.660 that he just recites

01:02:29.460 on every single stream.

01:02:30.200 If Sneakle saw

01:02:31.300 into my brain

01:02:32.300 he would see

01:02:33.600 Sneakle

01:02:34.720 at the swinger party.

01:02:38.720 What was the joke there?

01:02:40.140 What was the joke there?

01:02:41.960 What was the joke there?

01:02:43.800 This is friend trauma.

01:02:45.320 The friend is experiencing

01:02:46.840 the homies trauma.

01:02:47.900 Are you saying that

01:02:48.680 Sneakle watched you

01:02:49.720 fuck another dude?

01:02:50.440 No I just keep

01:02:51.240 replaying my head.

01:02:52.660 Right?

01:02:53.200 Because now the story

01:02:54.000 changed from a

01:02:54.760 big black guy

01:02:55.580 to a blue haired

01:02:56.560 white dude.

01:02:58.120 Why do you think

01:02:58.700 why do you obsess

01:02:59.520 over these little details

01:03:00.480 like that?

01:03:01.000 I like that.

01:03:01.620 I was also dancing

01:03:02.880 I like BBC.

01:03:04.640 What the fuck?

01:03:05.180 Wait why did it get

01:03:05.700 so dark here?

01:03:06.500 Yo BLM in the chat.

01:03:09.040 Okay wait.

01:03:10.040 So you don't believe

01:03:10.920 in flat earth right?

01:03:12.120 No no no.

01:03:13.400 I don't want to get started

01:03:14.300 with flat earth right now.

01:03:15.420 No flat earth right?

01:03:16.140 Okay here's a good question

01:03:16.960 from Libra.

01:03:17.340 Let's go shift

01:03:18.140 the tone a little bit.

01:03:19.140 Let's get deep

01:03:19.820 for a little pause.

01:03:20.900 Where do you guys

01:03:21.340 see yourself as

01:03:22.220 your purpose for existence?

01:03:23.700 When you die

01:03:24.300 what do you think

01:03:25.120 you will leave behind

01:03:25.820 for the world

01:03:26.260 that will have a positive impact?

01:03:27.560 Let's start with Mel

01:03:28.120 before Zerker says

01:03:28.920 what would be

01:03:29.920 a positive impact?

01:03:30.560 What's the positive impact

01:03:31.500 you're going to leave

01:03:31.880 on the world?

01:03:32.200 Probably the people

01:03:32.860 that has ever met me

01:03:34.040 or like had some sort

01:03:35.000 of connection with me

01:03:35.640 like know about me

01:03:36.380 if I ever leave

01:03:36.920 and happy or not.

01:03:37.740 What was the positive

01:03:38.640 impact that you left

01:03:39.360 on them?

01:03:40.140 Probably just a good

01:03:40.940 experience.

01:03:41.460 Mel experience.

01:03:42.100 Mel's fun.

01:03:42.740 You know what the truth is?

01:03:44.800 They're all covered

01:03:45.580 in nuts.

01:03:46.380 Watch your streams.

01:03:48.620 They're like damn

01:03:49.820 she died.

01:03:50.940 You think that's

01:03:51.380 what they do?

01:03:51.980 They watch me

01:03:52.860 go on saucecast?

01:03:53.480 Should I keep stroking?

01:03:55.080 She's dead.

01:03:55.560 They watch me

01:03:56.020 go on saucecast

01:03:56.840 and they're just

01:03:57.300 like jerking off

01:03:58.080 to me.

01:03:58.340 Okay, okay.

01:03:58.820 You're scaring the chefs.

01:03:59.800 You're scaring the chefs.

01:04:02.260 I'm the chef

01:04:03.020 that I serve

01:04:03.520 because cooking bro.

01:04:04.780 What's that?

01:04:05.300 Can I see?

01:04:05.880 Yeah, we're ready

01:04:06.340 for the first course there.

01:04:08.460 No more digital

01:04:09.440 for you, okay?

01:04:10.460 Be better.

01:04:11.120 No more.

01:04:11.420 You have 2 million followers,

01:04:12.420 right?

01:04:12.980 2 million where?

01:04:14.280 You have 1 million

01:04:14.980 on Twitch.

01:04:16.680 Yeah, almost.

01:04:17.560 Yeah, almost.

01:04:18.200 They all in love

01:04:19.300 with her.

01:04:19.580 They defend her.

01:04:20.680 After every stream

01:04:21.620 I do with her,

01:04:22.200 I get death threats.

01:04:23.580 Wait, from me?

01:04:24.640 From them.

01:04:25.180 No, it's Steven.

01:04:26.240 Yeah, does your fan base

01:04:27.520 like me or no?

01:04:28.280 They probably don't like me.

01:04:29.680 It's funny because,

01:04:31.140 okay, so the girls

01:04:32.140 that I know

01:04:32.680 that used to hate you,

01:04:34.000 they watched a stream together

01:04:35.260 and then they're like,

01:04:35.820 oh, I kind of like him now.

01:04:36.980 That happens every time

01:04:37.780 like a girl

01:04:38.260 thinks I'm misogynistic.

01:04:39.420 That's why it's good

01:04:40.040 to be around

01:04:40.500 to beat the misogyny allegations.

01:04:42.680 That's why you're here.

01:04:43.160 Wait, you don't think

01:04:43.860 you're misogynistic?

01:04:45.840 No.

01:04:46.500 No?

01:04:46.980 I don't hate women.

01:04:48.040 I mean, you're useless

01:04:48.900 and your bodies don't work

01:04:49.740 and you're always throwing up

01:04:50.560 and crying and migraine.

01:04:52.140 Why do you not date

01:04:53.200 a man in that category?

01:04:54.040 Because we have a good balance

01:04:55.460 because you make no sense

01:04:56.540 but you're supposed

01:04:57.420 to not make sense

01:04:58.120 because you're supposed

01:04:58.680 to shit test us constantly.

01:05:00.140 You're supposed to try

01:05:00.760 to bring us down

01:05:01.420 with all your female empowerment

01:05:02.600 and be like,

01:05:03.240 oh, what if he sat over here?

01:05:04.680 Do this.

01:05:05.300 Do your push-ups.

01:05:06.040 You want to,

01:05:06.580 you keep trying to see

01:05:07.360 if I'm a bitch.

01:05:07.640 We're basically pushing,

01:05:08.640 we're basically the teachers.

01:05:09.280 You're making...

01:05:10.300 We're the coach pushing you

01:05:11.500 to become better men.

01:05:12.400 But not intentionally

01:05:13.140 because actual coaches

01:05:14.900 are doing it

01:05:15.400 to get the best out of you.

01:05:16.660 You just do it

01:05:17.440 because you're just shitty people.

01:05:19.700 No, that's not true.

01:05:19.980 Because you're just like,

01:05:20.760 you're a fucking fat...

01:05:21.760 Do you think I'm doing it to you?

01:05:23.100 Oh, yeah, all the time.

01:05:23.900 Really?

01:05:24.320 Yeah, yeah.

01:05:25.480 Okay, I'll get better at that.

01:05:26.800 No, no, you're never going to be...

01:05:28.460 It's just your...

01:05:29.540 There you go.

01:05:30.240 It's just in your nature

01:05:30.940 to do that.

01:05:31.300 Well, it's good for you

01:05:32.220 if you push us, right?

01:05:33.320 Oh, thank you.

01:05:33.880 Zerker, what is your positive impact

01:05:35.200 that you're going to leave

01:05:36.120 on the world?

01:05:37.500 I would have spawned

01:05:39.400 millions of cold kids

01:05:40.700 from where I go.

01:05:43.920 Okay.

01:05:44.660 I don't give a fuck.

01:05:45.740 I'm here for war with Democrats.

01:05:47.360 I don't care about

01:05:47.940 leaving a good message.

01:05:49.560 I'm here for the support.

01:05:50.200 We can just sit and put Amy over there.

01:05:51.340 It's fine.

01:05:51.960 Guys, this is first dish.

01:05:53.740 This is appetizer.

01:05:55.120 This is today's dish.

01:05:57.660 Like...

01:05:59.100 Oh, shit.

01:06:00.100 Yo, show your dish.

01:06:00.880 Show your dish to the camera.

01:06:03.020 This is the Swedish dish.

01:06:06.140 I fucked it up.

01:06:10.100 What the fuck is wrong with you?

01:06:11.680 I just picked it.

01:06:12.540 I thought there was some...

01:06:14.380 Okay, can you please...

01:06:15.220 I thought there would be some super glue.

01:06:16.540 He cracked his head

01:06:17.260 on the red pillow.

01:06:18.000 What was your dish?

01:06:19.580 This is first dish.

01:06:21.000 This is appetizer.

01:06:22.600 This is like toast kagen dish.

01:06:25.600 But this is my signature interpretation.

01:06:30.320 This is basket.

01:06:33.520 We use shrimps.

01:06:34.920 We use red kava.

01:06:36.740 And I think you'll like it.

01:06:39.460 Yes.

01:06:40.080 Thank you.

01:06:40.680 I don't like it.

01:06:41.320 How do you say bon apetit in Belarus?

01:06:43.200 Bon apetit.

01:06:47.660 Prijatno apetita.

01:06:49.380 Prijatno apetita.

01:06:50.820 Good?

01:06:51.500 Smašno jeste.

01:06:53.740 Smašno...

01:06:54.500 In Belarus, we speak two language.

01:07:00.120 Belarusian and Russian.

01:07:01.720 And in Russian, prijatno apetita.

01:07:05.660 Prijatno apetita.

01:07:06.500 In Belarusian language.

01:07:10.960 Smašno jest.

01:07:14.840 One more time.

01:07:16.480 Smašno jest.

01:07:17.840 Smašno jest.

01:07:20.280 Smašna.

01:07:21.580 Smašna.

01:07:22.780 Jest.

01:07:23.680 Smašna jest.

01:07:26.740 One more time, one more time.

01:07:29.460 Sorry, sorry.

01:07:30.720 But I didn't like it.

01:07:31.920 Smašno jest.

01:07:33.200 Yes.

01:07:33.800 Yes, tea.

01:07:34.440 Smašno jest.

01:07:37.520 Yes.

01:07:38.160 Yeah?

01:07:39.520 Smašno jest.

01:07:40.800 Okay, let's see.

01:07:41.860 Good?

01:07:42.220 That still wasn't perfect.

01:07:43.200 I'm going to eat anyway.

01:07:45.640 Wait, who's...

01:07:46.520 One more time.

01:07:46.980 Okay, he's getting it up for instance.

01:07:48.260 Wasn't your ex-girlfriend's name Yeski?

01:07:52.900 How do you say that again?

01:07:54.900 Say it again.

01:07:56.620 Smašno jest.

01:07:59.020 Yeski.

01:08:00.700 Smašno.

01:08:02.620 Smašno jest.

01:08:04.440 Smašno jest.

01:08:07.900 Nice.

01:08:08.460 Good.

01:08:08.760 There we go.

01:08:10.300 W Belarus, everybody.

01:08:12.120 Bon appetit.

01:08:12.820 Okay, good.

01:08:13.320 Cheers.

01:08:13.740 Good job.

01:08:14.420 I would just do it like this.

01:08:17.660 Bye.

01:08:19.800 Mmm.

01:08:20.200 I don't need to see creatures in the Bible.

01:08:25.800 It doesn't look so freaking easy.

01:08:29.000 This one and shellfish are not alone.

01:08:30.460 Are you whispering?

01:08:31.200 Because they can hear everything you're saying.

01:08:33.860 So he can't eat shellfish because it's in the Bible.

01:08:36.160 What Bible verse says you could do cocaine all day?

01:08:38.940 Mark 14, 8.

01:08:40.620 Oh my God.

01:08:41.920 That was blasphemy right there.

01:08:43.520 No, no, it's not.

01:08:44.300 If you're going to war, you can take arrows.

01:08:46.080 You can die.

01:08:46.800 You can harm yourself.

01:08:47.840 You can do anything as long as you have righteous indignation and you're effective against the

01:08:52.340 Democrat enemy.

01:09:05.180 It's very Swedish.

01:09:06.520 That's what we like to eat.

01:09:11.580 I don't need fish.

01:09:15.820 It's real nice.

01:09:20.200 It feels...

01:09:20.760 I'm like right at home.

01:09:21.320 How do you say delicious in Belarus?

01:09:23.800 Smaczna.

01:09:25.000 Smaczna.

01:09:27.780 It's very similar to you.

01:09:28.720 You're not on slow-mo, are you?

01:09:31.280 Honey, you have that many viewers on slow-mo?

01:09:34.920 I don't think I'm on slow-mo.

01:09:36.460 Rumblechats are slower for some reason.

01:09:38.440 Oh, no, it's because they're being lazy.

01:09:40.080 Tell them.

01:09:40.620 Guys, pick it up.

01:09:41.460 No, I don't know what it is, but when you look at the DGG, it's zooming right now.

01:09:44.940 Yo, DGG, if you guys want me to meme with you, come to Sneakos chat so I can see on the

01:09:49.200 big screen.

01:09:49.920 Don't stay there.

01:09:50.540 Like pouring.

01:09:51.700 Then he's not going to do that.

01:09:53.500 I don't know why Rumblechats is so much slower than YouTube.

01:09:57.200 Even with the same amount.

01:09:58.100 You're on YouTube, too?

01:09:59.060 No.

01:10:00.320 But when I was on YouTube, it was like...

01:10:02.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:02.640 But here it's like...

01:10:04.320 Twitch has the slowest chat.

01:10:05.680 Like, people are sleeping.

01:10:06.380 Twitch?

01:10:06.660 No, I was on Twitch with like 1,000 viewers for two days, and it was so much faster than

01:10:10.040 all the other sites.

01:10:13.260 Are you actually not hungry?

01:10:15.220 No.

01:10:15.660 He just doesn't like fish.

01:10:16.740 That's what he's trying to say.

01:10:18.160 No, I'm going to eat with you guys.

01:10:19.620 The main dish.

01:10:20.720 He just doesn't like fish.

01:10:22.000 That's it.

01:10:23.300 I promise you that's the key.

01:10:24.600 That's what's going on, and he doesn't want to admit it.

01:10:27.060 No, it's just...

01:10:28.240 Like, I'm used to...

01:10:30.060 More questions, chat.

01:10:31.060 I want to keep...

01:10:31.720 I'm used to a 90% empty plate on my dinner table.

01:10:36.540 Why?

01:10:39.880 For those that know.

01:10:41.000 Oh, my God.

01:10:41.480 No one knows what you're talking about.

01:10:44.440 Just because she's a drug.

01:10:46.520 She's a druggy.

01:10:47.600 She's a real druggy.

01:10:48.300 I'm a white girl druggy.

01:10:54.760 This is what I needed.

01:10:56.320 Nice and relaxing Saturday night.

01:10:59.160 You going out tonight, Mel?

01:11:00.180 Just to eat, probably.

01:11:02.700 That was, like, the plan.

01:11:04.420 I mean, we're eating now, so...

01:11:06.500 Josh, did I call Nick?

01:11:09.780 What?

01:11:10.140 Why are you laughing?

01:11:11.260 I don't know sometimes who you have beef with and who you don't.

01:11:13.360 No, I don't have beef with Nick.

01:11:14.960 He's just crazy.

01:11:15.880 That's it.

01:11:17.520 Okay, there's a question.

01:11:18.600 Wait.

01:11:18.980 Rome will rant the questions.

01:11:21.100 Heisenberg says,

01:11:21.620 How does it feel to get clapped by Laba in front of Lestini?

01:11:25.760 You're not answering that, right?

01:11:26.680 They are so obsessed with Abba.

01:11:28.120 It's crazy.

01:11:28.800 They must be thinking about his dick all the time.

01:11:32.100 Yeah, I mean, he is extremely disingenuous.

01:11:34.640 So you've got to think about him all the time.

01:11:38.660 I mean, you could always, like, put your mind in something else that's more important.

01:11:42.980 That's true.

01:11:43.520 Yeah.

01:11:44.640 All right.

01:11:45.020 I'm sorry.

01:11:45.520 I'll put it there.

01:11:48.400 That's not what I constantly think about, but...

01:11:50.060 Are you eating good?

01:11:51.200 It was stupendous.

01:11:53.040 I ate his plate, too.

01:11:54.140 That's how much I liked it.

01:11:55.240 What are you looking at right on Twitter right now?

01:11:57.640 I'm just retweeting something.

01:12:00.540 What are you saying?

01:12:02.900 This is, like, the Skagen?

01:12:06.640 Yeah.

01:12:07.580 Yeah.

01:12:08.040 Yeah, exactly.

01:12:09.820 We call it, like, Skagenbrana.

01:12:11.440 That's what I call it, too.

01:12:12.200 But that's, like, a mix of it.

01:12:13.480 So instead of, like, putting it so nicely, we're just, like, making a mix of it.

01:12:16.120 And then we have it on a toast.

01:12:17.020 Yes, it's really nice.

01:12:20.140 Chad, tell Nick that I want to call if you want me to add him on right now.

01:12:23.960 You're going to call Nick?

01:12:24.980 I should have invited him.

01:12:25.960 I feel like he's, like, a busy politician.

01:12:28.340 He's always doing something.

01:12:29.400 Yeah, that's what I mean.

01:12:30.460 So, like, how often do you get Nick time?

01:12:33.400 Almost as much as you get Mel time.

01:12:37.380 I feel like I'm probably more available, no?

01:12:40.260 Bro, this looks like you two are on a holy date and some fucking ex-boyfriend crackhead of Melina's caveman.

01:12:48.020 Yeah, why are you wearing a hat inside?

01:12:50.000 I'm sweating, bro.

01:12:50.920 I look bad.

01:12:51.640 Okay.

01:12:52.100 That's what it is.

01:12:52.720 Why are you talking to my girl, bro?

01:12:54.020 Okay, relax.

01:12:54.600 Shouldn't you be watching Andrew Tate, bro?

01:12:57.860 Shouldn't you be at Hustlers University?

01:12:59.460 Okay, so, Circa, what's your plan?

01:13:00.900 It's like, Circa.

01:13:02.320 Circa, what are you going to do the past, like, the 10 years ahead?

01:13:05.600 What's your plan?

01:13:06.640 Are you going to find a girlfriend?

01:13:07.820 Are you going to find a wife?

01:13:09.260 Are you going to wife someone up?

01:13:11.040 Circa without a wife is no content.

01:13:13.220 Imagine.

01:13:13.500 It's not going to happen?

01:13:14.340 No, no, Circa.

01:13:15.080 What if you made content with a wife?

01:13:16.060 I need a wife in literally six months because my chat is waiting for, hey, this is Mrs. Circa.

01:13:21.820 It's going to be huge views.

01:13:23.220 Millions of.

01:13:24.460 If you had a wife?

01:13:25.780 Yeah, because then people would be, then they can see how I verbally abuse her.

01:13:29.260 Do you want to be really funny?

01:13:30.260 Imagine if you get a wife and then, like, you disappear for, like, a month.

01:13:33.320 And then you come back and you just, like, change your entire personality and now you're just, like,

01:13:37.780 I read really conservative books and you're just, like, and you speak really well.

01:13:42.600 I'll be like Steven Crowder.

01:13:43.940 I'll be a full boomer.

01:13:45.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:45.660 You're just going to, like, act that way.

01:13:47.160 And then I'll be like, I apologize to the Muslim community at Sneeko for saying insensitive things after they attack me.

01:13:54.640 And I'll just be a full-on conservative.

01:13:56.760 Like, maybe Ben Shapiro would harm you.

01:13:58.420 Who knows?

01:13:58.880 Yeah, what if you just started acting like Ben Shapiro?

01:14:00.640 Nah, we don't.

01:14:01.100 From all of a sudden.

01:14:02.020 I don't like to act like Ben Shapiro.

01:14:02.660 What do you think about Ben Shapiro?

01:14:04.820 Ben Shapiro, I mean, he would lose in a debate to Nick extremely badly because he talks about identity politics all the time.

01:14:12.020 But being, having your entire worldview framed around Judaism is, in a sense, identity politics because it's an ethno-religion.

01:14:21.420 Isn't it the exact same thing that you're doing?

01:14:23.800 No, because Islam is not an ethno-religion.

01:14:26.640 So, even if you're like, just today I was talking to a Jewish guy, and he doesn't even believe in God, but he keeps defending Israel.

01:14:32.260 He keeps saying, like, I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish, but I believe in the culture.

01:14:36.480 I do all these things.

01:14:37.120 I say all these things.

01:14:37.680 I go to the Jewish parties, but I don't believe in God.

01:14:39.480 You can be an atheist Jew.

01:14:41.040 You can't be an atheist Muslim.

01:14:42.680 Isn't that old?

01:14:43.540 Imagine if, well, okay.

01:14:45.800 Imagine I said, like, I'm an atheist Muslim.

01:14:48.420 That doesn't make any sense.

01:14:49.300 But there's people out there that are very publicly.

01:14:51.180 He doesn't believe in God.

01:14:52.080 He doesn't.

01:14:52.880 That's not my point.

01:14:53.720 It's that he is.

01:14:55.620 So, what's the difference between you and him?

01:14:57.120 Me and Ben?

01:14:57.980 Yeah.

01:14:58.320 He uses identity politics the same way that he criticizes, like, by POC, people of color for using identity politics.

01:15:05.860 So, what's the difference between you?

01:15:07.480 Like, why do you not do that?

01:15:08.960 Islam is not an ethno-religion.

01:15:10.220 So, I don't use that as identity politics.

01:15:12.600 But you're making your politics and your stream about being Muslim, right?

01:15:18.760 Mm-hmm.

01:15:19.280 Yeah, but that's a worldview that you adopt.

01:15:22.400 It's not ingrained into you because of how you're born.

01:15:25.960 It's not ingrained into you because of your ethnicity.

01:15:27.820 She's saying you wouldn't be allowed to talk about Palestine-Israel conflict because you're talking about faith and you're pushing it into culture.

01:15:34.020 Now you're fucked.

01:15:35.060 That's not what she said.

01:15:35.940 You're done.

01:15:36.380 It's over.

01:15:37.200 That's not what she said whatsoever.

01:15:38.580 Free Palestine.

01:15:39.140 It's just really hard for me.

01:15:40.220 I might be retarded, but I'm just really- it's really hard for me to see that they're friends.

01:15:44.400 Mel, you might- it's not might.

01:15:46.940 You're- you're-

01:15:48.320 I am.

01:15:48.960 Here's how I explain it.

01:15:49.720 I am retarded.

01:15:50.240 Here- if somebody- let me explain.

01:15:51.940 Anyone who marries Destiny is fucking retarded.

01:15:55.120 Don't put that.

01:15:55.920 If there's anybody that can logically explain to me that Islam is not the one true religion, then I would understand that.

01:16:01.540 But even if somebody explains to Ben Shapiro that Judaism is not the one true religion, he's still a Jew.

01:16:05.740 So, he's still going to always side with Israel.

01:16:07.660 So, his politics is defined by his ethnicity.

01:16:10.500 His politics is defined by his ethnicity, not his actual beliefs.

01:16:14.000 So, if there's a Muslim that you disagree with, you could say that you disagree with it.

01:16:18.760 100%.

01:16:19.140 But he wouldn't disagree with some of the-

01:16:21.800 He's never going to change his position on Israel.

01:16:23.760 Oh, really?

01:16:24.500 You can disagree with a Muslim?

01:16:26.340 Of course.

01:16:26.940 Wow, you're so authentic.

01:16:28.240 What's one thing you disagree with about the Quran?

01:16:32.020 I don't disagree with anything in the Quran.

01:16:34.260 But in that case, you don't disagree with any Muslims?

01:16:36.640 I could disagree with a Muslim.

01:16:37.840 That's different than disagreeing with the Quran.

01:16:38.720 But they debate the Quran.

01:16:40.600 Muslims debate the Quran.

01:16:41.640 They have-

01:16:41.820 I haven't found anything that I disagree with in the Quran.

01:16:43.560 I haven't-

01:16:43.820 What about Shias?

01:16:44.400 I haven't finished it.

01:16:44.540 Do you disagree with Shias?

01:16:45.500 I haven't finished it.

01:16:46.080 I have to look into Sunnis and Shias more.

01:16:48.920 That's a good one.

01:16:50.240 See how I dodged that gotcha?

01:16:51.660 I just dodged all that.

01:16:52.760 Ooh.

01:16:52.860 I won that till we won.

01:16:55.080 Yeah, you did a good job.

01:16:56.800 You're getting around the Zerka.

01:16:58.360 Zerka.

01:16:58.680 Zerka.

01:16:59.240 Zerka.

01:16:59.260 Zerka.

01:16:59.320 Zerka.

01:16:59.680 Zerka.

01:17:00.180 That's it.

01:17:04.380 That's it.

01:17:05.600 That's your job.

01:17:06.860 Me too.

01:17:07.180 You're getting around the Zerka.

SNEAKO - May 28, 2023

SNEAKO Has Melina & Zherka Over For A Dinner Party!

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