SNEAKO - May 29, 2023SNEAKO & Zherka Troll NPCs On Monkey!
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 42 minutes
Words per Minute
139.07227
Hate Speech Sentences
290
Summary
On this episode of the WDFA Podcast, the boys talk about a variety of topics. From politics, sex, drugs, and much more. Also, we have a special guest on the show this week and he's a good friend of the boys.
Transcript
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Because you hold more water if you have estrogen
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Okay move a little bit so they can see you in the camera
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what are you voting for trump this is bandit and that's tyrone i don't care are you voting
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for trump tyrone come here trailer are you voting for trump come here tom get the peanut
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butter next no dumb bitch i'm so rude i'm doing my job with the phone
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How is this fun for them? Okay, they're like a lot of the other like, you know
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Right so go take me serious cuz I'm not a fuck all these niggas dream and sneak go on the wall
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Oh, I know y'all famous. Look check this out. I know y'all. I know y'all only
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you're the poorest man on earth look you're 144p on in 2023 you're a time traveler
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he's listening to limewire right now let's get out of here before he fucking sends us a virus
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But your dick was in your mom and then you found out your dad's dick was in you
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Do you move forward or do you move backwards? I don't know it's never happened. What happened when you what happened?
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What did you choose when that happened to you today? So I've never had it happen to me
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I was just asking you just for future efforts because you look like the type of guy. Yeah, you sound like
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Sound like a bad habit. You sound like a pedophile. I
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That bitch because I shot her back on the camera. Oh fuck yo
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You know what I'm saying so if you stream in there y'all niggas can just blow me up you know what I'm saying
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But um are you doing crack in the back? I can at least get you like 15 years for doing crack. Well, I could just
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Hey, man, I'm an upcoming streamer myself, man.
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Yeah, are we in Baghdad? This is operation desert storm
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You know, that one race, if you can get rid of them.
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just one what ah he's boring hey what if i get a full box of 8k's
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what if i get a full box of 8k's you can do girls only there's a way
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can you do women mode not girls i pay for the premium
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it must be hurting zirka's ego that they only know sneaker dude you should see in public
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oh crack you so hard motherfucker can i get a photo with you yeah i know your thing
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Who the fuck are you talking to bro? I'm talking to you
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Well, why are you in an elementary school? Why what why are you in an elementary school?
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Smack this shit out you never won't do shit. Oh, you really got a big change
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That should look like what you find on the bottom of a cookie. It doesn't look like a chain. It looks like the wrapping
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No, yeah, don't got nothing though. It's true. We're all this around
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No, we're just listen. I'm gonna tell you something bro. Don't come and they can share in the street
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I think it's both staring the stream or monkey at
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Let me tell you something dude catch a bitch ass up what okay?
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You're a fucking diglet in an elementary school right now. Like look at your thumbnail
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Look fucking look at your fucking background change the green screen. You look broke as fuck with that wall
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Look like a paper mache wall. You broke fuck. Are you running or he's liking? Yeah, we kind of got cooked for a second
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No, he's good black people are funny. I'm not gonna lie. They got my style
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Wait, how old are you guys cuz this looks wrong no
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That's your daughter everything I love man, you're in grade eight shut up
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How the fuck you let her get a tattoo, what the fuck
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you don't want to fucking believe me nobody never want to fucking believe me nobody ever believes me
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tell him tell him tell him but you're too young for the app you should you're gonna get reported
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nigga i'm 18 bro you call me a hey i'm not the nigga to play with what the fuck what's up yeah
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what's up what's up i'm that nigga i'm that motherfucking nigga in this i'm the nigga
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You're gonna let him say that? He's a white guy
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Call everyone, call your whole tribe to kill me, okay
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And yes, this nigga while you ask if she squirts
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That's so awkward for me. I don't want to be here. What the fuck is going on? Yeah
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You don't need to how about we talk alone. What's your Instagram, baby? I don't have Instagram
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I like that. I like that. No Instagram to body count and you can make a square. Okay. If only you weren't so dark
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Fuck whoa, I'm sorry. He just his racism is I can't help I can't help it
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I don't care. The more you don't like me, the more I like your voice
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I want to send me something. I want to see that. Give me that cheese string. Yes. Send me some. Send me some. Send me that twig blowing in the wind. You skinny fuck.
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Teyana's kind of feeling it, though. She's acting like she's supposed to be triggered. She came. The glasses came off. She's starting to blush. She can't stop smiling. She's covering her face.
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yo what the fuck come here baby i'll put a red armband on how you gonna laugh at him
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red armbands in public together come with me i'll stick with nico oh you don't want a nazi
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you don't want a nazi no i don't want a nazi this is so bad no i'm kidding i'm not i'm not
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nazi i'm not weirdos i don't know where they came in from yeah yeah there was good people on both
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sides yeah yeah yeah whoa okay i really like her now well what are y'all doing on here just reading
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crime statistics what are you doing i'm i was i was supposed to stay up with jayana but now
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i'm gonna be lonely her name is jayana yeah i'm gonna go to sleep why did her parents hate her
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i don't know her mom's actually abusive did she drink or only when she's pregnant and naming the
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i'm good i'm good let me tell you something you'll think of me for the rest of your life
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don't put that don't don't put that in my mind okay where can i put it in
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that's nico's job yes oh shit wait but i'm like snico can i watch
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Not the news station, a big black hawk is what I'm talking about.
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Tiana Tiana you know he's he doesn't come out he's not he wants to come out of the closet he's still
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okay what's your twitter right Chris Hansen slept his ass what the do you know I literally only
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have snaps uh-huh and it's long and it makes no sense what's yours mine is pedophile hunter 9000
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okay stop laughing at his jokes my bad love that no it's a giggle it reminds me of like a little
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girl because i'm a pedophile and i like children you got my sister okay two for one how old is
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your sister nah never mind she said that because her sister's 12 you know that 12 that's too old
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get the fuck out of here younger she's six no i'm trying i'm looking for an ovary get the
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fuck out of here with that i'm looking younger you got my brother right now i don't do that
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gay shit i'm trying to go to heaven bro all right all right but what's your snap all right
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i'm too old for snapchat it's it's sneaker regrets watching okay
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You guys look like you go to high school parties.
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What's your least what's your least favorite race, bro, I'm not racist, bro
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I know you want me to throw you against that fucking thin wall
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yeah you black women love me let's go yeah you want me to get racist up inside you and shit
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yes degrade me daddy yeah yeah you want me to crack the so how's your day
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i want to ride your dick it's like no more you look like all nine million genders put in one
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why is it foggy camera like what are you been up to you look like eminem if he never went to
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that fucking rap battle yeah i know it's still working at the car shop
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i mean you look like eminem if he never did amphetamines
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you look like eminem if he fixed his relationship with his mom
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is this what you guys do you look like m&m if you were straight
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you're still doing the m&m bit you're waiting for it to land
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you look like you get up every morning plan your day you look like you get up every morning plan
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your day put a hat on the shower look ready and then you go fuck i got nothing to do again
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and you sit in a room on monkey all right come on the clip's coming you've tried to
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you look like the dude who tells his buddies bro i know i gotta get a job bro i'm printing
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I can do the bit, but like land the joke, please.
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Like if you're trying really hard, land the joke.
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you look like eminem if you look like eminem if but in a world where dr dre is an actual doctor
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i got you that was a good one nice okay what are you gonna do for the rest of the night
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me yeah probably go jog take my dog out for a walk take that fucking get that coffee on the
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deep calf get my fucking knees waxed do you have a girlfriend uh currently no why is that
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uh me and her hold on hold on bro i used to be broke and trapping in a small house
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dude the best thing you do is have a girlfriend to fuck with you know how bored you're gonna get
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on a fucking monkey what are you doing on monkey uh actually i downloaded it because i've been
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trying to learn like a new language so i thought i could talk to people it's just a bunch of guys
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with their dicks out so it's hard to talk to people and like learn like i've been trying to
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learn mandarin specifically and all you see is white dicks it's just a bunch of white people
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with their dicks out you can get you can get wechat and there can be chinese cocks but you gotta zoom
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I am so sorry you guys are zoomers your teacher told you it's bad
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You guys look like you're at a Tyler, the Creator concert.
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You look like you're at a, you're going to Rolling Loud.
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They're, they're, they have project section, sectioning microphones.
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Hey, no, no is your teacher can't hear anything
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Yeah, no, they're cool. They're pretty sure they're gonna like subscribe
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Yo, you gotta be the oh you that one nigga. Yeah you that you got you both. Why do you open the camera naked with the fuck?
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Yo, yeah, what do what the food? Yeah, it's the hodge twins
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah put the camera on your face again
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No, cuz no, we're we're homosexuals. We're gonna see that pretty face
00:26:23.480
No, I don't want to talk to y'all talk to the other niggas. You want to talk to my niggas?
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So like how do you begin to business on your shows? How do you be doing this shit?
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So you use that niggas like shit. I'm that nigga type shit
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Nah, nigga. I can't really say I'm only like a quarter black
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black i hate him so fucking much why why explain in detail what i don't know they just they just
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do too much see like like okay not trying to sound but they just get it with fuck you know
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I'm happy like myself. So like you'd be doing the pond, but they like they just do too much. Would America be better without them?
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Where are you doing? Where should I ship them to?
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What I can I fucking those black people we're talking about blood shipping black people, right? I
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I I bring the Noah's Ark. Where should I ship them to where like, let's get it so you can't go into any college
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What y'all what y'all gonna do what yeah, what do y'all think about it?
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Are y'all gonna make a video out of this? I love black people
00:28:37.100
Yo, but I fuck with your videos most girls fuck with you guys, but you be giving some good advice
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They don't fuck me on the internet, but in real life. It's different. Oh
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You'd be speaking some real shit. Hey, keep it up man. Do you hate women?
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Women are great. That is they make no sense. They're great. But some is just like most
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All whores. No, that's not true. There's some good ones out there
00:29:06.460
Yeah, you see yeah, what he you said one thing, you know, it was like it was like was it you that said
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It's not him that's getting ran through is you getting ran through was that you or I think that was somebody that was him watching
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It would have blue room should I get a monkey chat?
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Like, like, you don't understand how much I love you, my boy.
00:30:10.640
No, no, no, like I mow grass. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. It would be way more profitable if you sold drugs instead
00:30:16.400
Yeah, so blow lawn to lawn everyone's everyone's gonna pick up right now, you know lowest
00:30:21.960
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of hard to say that though. It's a lot of fame. Oh, yeah
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Actually, you should stay with the wholesome business. Keep mowing that girl
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How much you charge per house you go to the white neighborhoods you can get it. I charge I charge for our
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I charge 25 per hour. I can get you an age for like a hundred bucks, bro. How much you charge white people though? Oh
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Oh, he changed up his whole demeanor so quickly
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It's like it's like so surreal bro like like damn like that sneaker with this
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Yeah, why you got that big-ass bottle of red lotion behind you?
00:30:59.260
Oh, no, this is on this for my hair. It's it's moisturizing
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Why did you say an hour? Why did you just get serious?
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Cuz cuz like when you start talking business, I gave my business kids. Oh
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Okay, so 30 right? I don't want to fuck up your business. Is that before after robbing them?
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He's making a race joke. It's a joke. I'm a racist call him a cracker, please
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Yeah, all right. Well, I gotta go to bed. So it was nice meeting y'all
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Man he was so hype and then for now he's gonna unsubscribe to my rumble
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So let's uh, take those earrings off your boy bro. Fuck a bitch you mad because you don't have them
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Are you blocking right are you black and have a Jew throw?
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Fuck all right boy. You like you like kosher black
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Yeah, I'm not arguing with a dude in a bunk bed.
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Even your TV is choppy like you've got 22 frames an hour without TV. Oh
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Shit, you're fucking power went out. Look at you got fucking 48 pixels and a half. Oh shit. Oh
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Yo, you know jumper brother, I need it. I need an interview right now. Okay, tell them
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I'll get you the interview. Tell me one race of people you hate. I
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Hate got no Mexican run. I'm just need to go back over borders
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Yeah, don't bitches now. Maybe they be thinking they gonna call the heart got no country and take over this shit
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What the fuck? Oh, yeah, what specifically do you hate like is it a physical feature?
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You know, it's the irony here is that I once took a racism test and I scored 100% not racist
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why you look like you're in the depths of hell what kind of red room is this
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oh my god it's andrew tate yeah the top g yeah what happened bro what happened
00:35:12.800
that zirka guy did a number on you life yeah that's zionism for you
00:35:19.760
so are you gonna crack it's an egg joke no yeah you look like a a diglet that gave up on meth
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and now don't know you don't know what to do because you're not active
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you have an edge of education yeah i went to thumb uni
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uh figures i went to harvard really you ever heard that and yeah you went to
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some place you couldn't go yeah what did you go to shoot it up what do you mean you went to
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Can I remix the song without you getting in your feelings?
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Yeah, I'll give you the website that nigga calm. It's my website. If you go actually the URL link
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Did you get the link? I'll send it to you. Do you want the link? What is it? What is the link?
00:37:55.560
Yeah, it's okay, are you there yes, that's not even a website
00:38:07.880
No, no, it should be we have our homepage crime statistics and everything
00:38:14.060
Okay, try my other website I'm a racist dot org organize it or just organization or I am a racist dot org
00:38:25.560
you're a racist oh i i am i am a racist dot org bro wait hold on hold on i'm i'm the ceo
00:38:37.100
did you say i worked very hard on this did you say did you say nigga
00:38:41.780
i would never say the n-word whoa what the hell bro no
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these niggas is wild you think i say bad words i'm afraid i'll get jumped in public dude
00:38:53.360
Did you just say nigga I ain't that nigga to fight someone in public, man, I don't wanna, you know
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I think the world's a better place if everyone starts saying nigga
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And I think it's a better, better world if people see our, our races having fun and laughing instead of fighting
00:39:16.800
No, I swear to god, you just said nigga like five times
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what's the website again that nigga.com and then hold on a bed we have iamaracist.org
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i love you yo you guys gotta if you don't subscribe to my channel after this
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You owe me a subscription subscribe to my youtube
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Show me you're subscribing to my youtube right now. Okay. What's it called?
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okay you're gonna have to slow down what is it okay n-i-g okay okay j-o-n john and zirka z-h-e-r-k-a
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john john zirka you've never heard of me oh sneaker come here you know sneaker
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you know the jews nico hold on you know this guy do you know this guy
00:40:49.000
What's your website club again, okay, do you want the ER version? Yeah, okay
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See you see that one. I can't do that once you gotta pay for that's premium
00:41:14.040
Like the doctor said I was born to be politically incorrect.
00:41:20.000
Like if you tell me don't say it, no, nigga, I'll say it.
00:42:09.000
It's like it's they don't have it's not supposed to be I don't like black. I just don't like the black. Okay. Are you racist?
00:42:16.320
Absolutely, I don't want to be like everyone else. Oh, I feel I hate black people too. I'm black though myself
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I just don't like being around my my skin color people it just make me blend in blue
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I like to stand out. I got a question though. I got a question though. Yeah
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Do you think women deserve the rights that they have now? No, I think we should cut their heads off
00:42:36.360
Yeah, but like take away all rights from women's vote for me guys
00:42:45.960
You know what up you in the fucking subway bathroom
00:42:54.240
Bro, are you nigga? Are you stressed bro? Why is your hair built like that?
00:42:58.320
Stress 144 P phone that you stole from like someone poorer than you you how the fuck you don't have an iPhone
00:43:29.920
Why do you look like Nick Cannon if he never made it?
00:43:45.700
You have kids are you married kids how do I I'm not allowed kids. I'm a sex offender. I'm a pedophile. I'm not allowed
00:43:58.660
Yeah, we are your kids we're old enough to be your kids
00:44:15.500
Yo, what the fuck bro, you look like a human born without a soul
00:44:34.040
What you do with my car would you do anything with my car
00:44:54.160
Yeah, you drew it so that me your money is long
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Why don't we go on a date you've got the right attitude
00:45:00.060
You don't want to go on a date with me, I ain't shit
00:45:04.900
You would be listening to me, you would be submissive
00:45:07.980
That's what you'd be, you'd be submissive for me
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Nah, I'd most like to take all your money and tell you to fuck yourself
00:45:28.220
Yo, you wanted the job done right, but that's a bad optics
00:45:56.100
whoa what up bro how's turkey happy thanksgiving bro
00:46:18.420
You look like the gayest straight dude on earth
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Hate when gangsters are on this cuz they actually address me in public like it's happened before and I'm like bro
00:47:04.620
The fuck I never thought I'd be in your city broads. Yo desert storm. What up?
00:47:18.980
yo you look like the dude who smokes weed all day and talks about like starting a podcast and never
00:47:24.420
does it what does that mean i make a lot of money well then paypal me bro i have to stream for my
00:47:35.380
money help me out you like jews i mean i ain't nothing wrong with them yeah so you're making a
00:48:05.480
Yo, why are we in a sauna get put the phone up bitch
00:48:08.400
I'm that nigga. I say how I say it. I want to say
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Stop hogging the word. It's not cool. I listen to the music more than you
00:48:31.160
I worked in nightclubs for five fucking years every day of the week. You don't know shit about hip-hop. That's my word. Fuck that shit
00:49:08.220
Hey, you know, yeah, but you gotta you gotta get the you know the key lock you gotta break the window to grab it
00:49:17.700
Sneakles not screaming right now. You are motherfucker. No, I'm streaming under kick Zerka Z H E R K a
00:49:46.380
Okay, this is this this is the buddy that you like make fun of for years
00:49:50.720
And then one day he just kills himself like you guys need to chill on the back
00:50:23.300
Hey, dude, you look like you gave up your samurai journey to be a stoner with Siddhartha.
00:50:33.240
You need to go back to slicing up Japanese people.
00:50:36.180
hey all i'm all i'm gonna say is i survived the pandemic you know what i'm saying
00:50:41.180
wow you look like i got it hold on flexing let me stack my shit up oh are you taking a shit right
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now are you on the toilet you're on the toilet i'm in the chair i've never seen a mexican born
00:50:57.980
in japan what up bro i'm colombian bro get your cocaine right yeah i'm the colombian here
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you're doing that gay weed shit bro get a fucking eight let's go get an eight ball let's go get an
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eight let's go get an eight and fucking crush it get an eight ball you might get a job
00:51:16.120
that weed is so gay and boring bro we gotta move you're a man you gotta be active let's go move it
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don't do that my coke so white it want to talk to the manager to my coke so white it cracks a whip
00:51:31.900
my coke so white it go with colonel sanders fit my coke so white it invades poland
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my coke so white it make your teeth look bright my coke so white it's got a pointy hat
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my coke so white you can see it in the night my coke so white it's called the master coke
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My coke so white it's a bear payment pipe my coke so white it has zero criminal record
00:52:17.380
Did I did I have not read anything in check because it's always haha and kick W's you guys there's no way you're laughing for hours
00:52:25.240
You didn't write no one wrote one thing that I could read a yo this
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Hey, you know you want this you want this that nigga you love
00:52:42.940
I'm wasting all my I can't say inward next month because I'm wasting is
00:53:38.140
You know some guy said Andrew Tate is funnier than Zirka
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He's like, he's just a little bit funnier than Zirka.
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girls only yo sneaker they want girls only and they want you on now okay what's the viewer
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account chat 8 000 come here sneaker i'm really good at monkey
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easy bro i'm being really funny today though i'm gonna go uh yo you guys look like yo what's up yo
00:54:21.980
You guys look like the teacher forced you guys to do a group project together. You're not actually friends
00:54:26.800
Why is there a fucking skinhead a Mexican and a Mexican trying to be a Chinese dude the fuck's going on here?
00:54:31.880
Who is that the best you're trying to reach any way?
00:54:34.080
Which one of the guys in your dumb ass kind of mixed up. You're the skinhead bro. Look you got you're wearing fucking jail stripes
00:54:39.540
You're in fucking hey. Oh you youtubers. I know I'm no enough sneak on that nigga calm sneaker
00:54:47.120
You're the nerd guy that hangs out with Sneeko.
00:54:50.440
No, I'm the guy who put my cock in your girl and fuck the shit.
00:56:13.040
We've been having a conversation for way too long. Hey, but fuck that question. What's your least favorite race?
00:56:22.800
Damn wait white people white. Why why are white people? I don't know. They like two racers
00:56:30.100
To raise they think every is they think every Hispanic every Hispanic is Mexican
00:56:35.160
They like I don't know. It's crazy. So you don't think we should build the wall. I
00:56:49.500
No, no, no way I met the real sneaker. No, no, but like but like which one are you?
00:56:56.680
Oh, okay. Okay. Is that where you are right now? That looks like are you in the Bronx right now?
00:57:12.540
Hey, he said his least favorite race is the whites.
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Bro, I hate them. They watch their girls get fucked and enjoy it.
00:57:19.060
I don't like black people, though, to answer that.
00:57:28.000
I said we're not doing a 24-hour stream. We're not doing that question.
00:57:31.400
so they they saying that black people can be racist but i feel like they can't
00:57:38.920
right right right right right most racist i'm telling you to be like
00:57:45.760
he's spinning right now because every every race is capable of racism true
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except christ and racism ends i don't know who that was
00:58:27.700
I'm not white, I'm half black, I'm 6'5", I'm fucking, I can play NBA, I'm that nigga, let's go!
00:58:33.700
Woo! John Zirka, I go live on the street, come address me.
00:58:37.700
That's your brother or your daddy, cause I'm confused.
00:58:40.700
I don't know who that is. There's this random meth head that run through my apartment.
00:58:52.700
Right. Oh, yeah, I knew this one trick any time I
00:59:03.660
He said he's not a little white bitch. He's not gonna do a flip
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Here wait only he said only white bitches do flips. I
00:59:22.700
This looks like a really good way to raise a kid
00:59:52.700
hey do you think the west is over look it look it just like i'm looking what's up
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because the west so it is falling i don't know okay
01:01:21.180
let's go happen tonight bro what is wrong with you what you are trapping you just put on a
01:01:28.380
black tech without any shirt on you ready to go trap all night long you look like a lot
01:01:32.460
ordered justin bieber i don't have nothing bro oh yeah sneaker you know when you pulled out the
01:01:37.580
guns yeah you remember you remember i'm on char what's his name charlie what has something like
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that yeah oh yeah keep going yeah what about it what about it nigga what is you doing on monkey
01:01:51.240
that's the question you look like you buy weed 40 a gram i'm 17 bro i'm 17 calm down i'm a kid
01:01:57.600
i'm a kid oh my god bro you 17 bro is it is it like is it okay if i made like 12k is that bad
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every month that's horrible that's trash bro like google i'm seven nigga i'm 17 17 but look at this
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bro you're literally stealing people's fridges from fucking souvenir shops i live with my
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i live with my parents what is wrong with you i'm not out there all right well why don't you
01:02:21.980
donate to me bro what donate to you i don't know you you're random i know sneak okey famous you
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were bozo nigga i don't know you that's fair that's actually you got me there yo he's cooking
01:02:33.460
right now i'm not responding to that one so how the fuck am i know him i've never seen him in my
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life you look like justin bieber's ghost if he was a boy i can still stay your mama in your bitch
01:02:43.960
shut up pussy you fuck wrong with you you got no nigga bro get off my dick you was an open ass
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man bro you can't even grow a real beard shut your pussy ass up nigga can you oh you're 17
01:02:55.200
i shave i shave i still got hair hair you look you grow pubes on your face instead i shave every day
01:03:00.940
calm down now now get up i mean you're telling me bro i have shoes on demand bro calm down he's
01:03:08.720
got shoes on demand are you are you work with little bump no who is a little pump let me stop
01:03:15.000
playing i'm faking yo you were cooking right there for a second skyline i'm not gonna lie
01:03:19.580
you look like everyone else you look like you look like the cute i know you look like i was
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a body basic stepbrother's ass i know you look like the kid you meet at woodworks and he's kind
01:03:28.520
of your hairline is but you never see your forehead is shiny as hell back the hell up you
01:03:33.540
You look like a hungry, hungry hippo when you get close.
01:03:40.360
You look like you got rejected from the master race.
01:03:53.220
Imagine if you were my age, then you know where you could be like that.
01:04:03.160
It's like, you, they've done your dirty with it.
01:04:26.920
Why do you talk like a left-wing black woman in college?
01:04:30.160
bro you gonna get canceled your dumb ass stop saying nah you gonna get canceled this nigga
01:04:36.100
can't get canceled i'm the truth i'm the truth all right i'm gonna have a talk with your man
01:04:40.920
when you you look the blue eyes you have remind me of the women that suck my cock it's kind of
01:04:47.260
gay bro back up i'd be busting oh you have freckles too they do your parents did your
01:04:53.080
mama like me your mama like these freckles in these eyes shut up she was moaning to these
01:04:57.300
last night shut the fuck up whoa that's good that's good hop off hop off hop off hop off what
01:05:04.600
he's copying me now he said hop off what yeah i want to be just like
01:05:09.360
bros but you're an old bozo bro you have no joes bro shut the fuck up
01:05:13.860
you look like the personification like you're already back the fuck up your beard still ain't
01:05:21.080
grew yet i already told you yeah why are you covering your mouth bro why are you covering
01:05:26.020
your face oh don't do us no favors my fault my fault what am i covering damn you've bald in two
01:05:31.860
years bro a barber shop to get my hair cut how did you get you gotta the only thing black thing
01:05:38.500
about you is your hair like what the fuck i'm the i'm the height yo mama know what's black down that
01:06:02.340
That nigga was not cooking, don't tell him to come back
01:06:12.340
I don't know. I don't want to follow his bitch ass. I don't even know him.
01:06:21.340
Why do I keep moderating debates in Zerka's fucking stream?
01:07:10.340
That's all the school shooters out there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, you said school shooter
01:07:23.840
Yo, put your headphones on there. No, bro, you're doing good. Bro, you keep carrying
01:08:35.540
What the fuck, that guy's so soft, that's scary
01:09:04.120
there's but they're scrawny and small like they're fit but they're not big chat what do you look like
01:09:08.760
i don't know this chat's a little different crowd
01:09:12.620
next next i hate these kind of people waste of time if you did girl mode only we'd crack 10k
01:09:32.120
yeah i like left you guys look like you listened to broken by see see there
01:09:39.740
what the hell does that mean see there either is it what about what what about green day
01:09:47.660
fine i like green green day is good yeah green is good i know i like i like i like to listen
01:09:57.280
to like nigga music sometimes but green day is fun what the yeah you guys like walk around in
01:10:06.900
the mall all day what the hell does the ball mean the mall oh kind of no we wish we did we don't go
01:10:16.620
to the mall we walk around you guys you guys look like you're 17 and already gave up on life like
01:10:22.100
what's up with the low energy ladies like what happened did did sawyer not text you back what's
01:10:26.640
going on no this happened oh that stuff's gonna rot your brain don't do that no it actually helps
01:10:36.160
your brain grow no no my bad no no man no man will ever marry a stoner don't do that that's true
01:10:42.020
okay guys oh my god is that real are you guys filming we're on youtube live right now with
01:11:20.360
I can't believe I did like weed for like six month period of my life. I did weed for nine years, bro
01:11:50.360
hey hey hold on i can't see you it's up what's her youtube it's called i'm banned it's
01:12:05.080
why are you switching cam i like them it just it's up i don't know what happened i like the
01:12:08.200
other camera on i i understand hello hey oh what the hell that wasn't like a whole
01:12:31.680
Is it more British that nigga, bro? No, no, I don't we don't do hard are here. Don't say that don't say that you too
01:12:40.000
Why why can they see but monkeys fucking up because they can see he said refresh
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refresh what wait what cam were you even capturing before no they i so some reason the monkey they
01:12:52.300
can see it but the check i we can't even see it i'm sure we relaunch it yeah spam best stream ever
01:13:00.200
if you guys want us to relaunch it if you want to end and say something else no one in the chat
01:13:05.480
is going to say end are they going to no my people don't end even if i'm not doing anything
01:13:41.780
No, I don't say that actually we would make a great double date
01:13:45.920
I like you on the left and I think Zerka likes the girl on the right. They're both on the left. What up girls?
01:13:53.220
Oh, I got that white bitch smiling. Let's go. How old are you guys?
01:14:00.020
Like yeah, like how underage though like like your birthday's next week type shit like we can't go to Starbucks white bitch
01:14:07.120
You know, I'll be turning 15 in a month. Oh, that's too old. I don't fuck with old people
01:14:42.580
Ain't none of that what's cracking shit over here
01:15:44.200
We're tired of staring at your wall, fuck this one
01:15:51.400
If we're ugly, then put your face on the camera
01:15:54.560
I know New York, you gotta find something else to say
01:15:57.540
It's just like, okay, we get it, you're from Brooklyn
01:16:22.960
It's John underscore Zerka underscore that nigga.
01:16:35.100
Yeah, the last part is premium package actually I
01:16:39.780
Love you guys. Can I see your face at least for the channel or do I have to click away?
01:16:43.720
Yeah, you have to click away. Why do you guys look like you're in suge nights?
01:16:49.740
I call myself a nigga. I don't call nobody else a nigga. I'm not you call it as a nigga
01:16:56.340
You can't say that on my stream. You cannot say that hard are on my stream. Wait, can you pop a titty real quick? What the fuck?
01:17:13.240
Yo, okay before you take now face on yeah, it's just pop a titty then you can be mean to bigger
01:17:22.220
One more and I'll get better don't know more of those don't hate that. Hey, how you doing? Hey girls, what up?
01:18:01.640
Hey girl, we should fucking go on a date tell that other bitch shut the fuck up
01:18:33.120
Okay, enough, enough, enough, enough, don't clip that
01:18:46.440
Yo, stop filming the corner of your fucking broke ass house
01:19:12.560
You don't even know what we look like, and that is so cringy.
01:19:59.660
I didn't even make it you need a little bit of diversity in there
01:20:08.180
You guys are the ones laying with your legs on top of each other on monkey without
01:20:15.100
Know that you guys look like you're related, but you could put your ugly little hick faces on the camera
01:20:22.860
That's that's the most that's the cleanest trailer like let me let me see that orc from lord of the rings face you got
01:20:31.340
Bro, we know you ain't talking y'all ugly as fuck all right. Yeah, what do I what do I look like then cook like I just cooked
01:20:37.740
Here i'll show you who you look like you want to know what tattoos are hot but not on y'all
01:20:42.860
I don't even have tattoos. It's a rom. Yeah, y'all do he do
01:20:49.300
Could tell that you're fat by the way your legs don't have a good shape to him
01:21:10.460
But you're a Mexican you're a Mexican I don't fuck with this shit, bro. I'm Muslim, bro
01:21:24.260
Zerka, last time I was on stream with you, bro,
01:21:36.140
it's Ahmed in Arabic. People don't speak Arabic,
01:21:39.960
What's going to make Zerka finally come to the one true religion?
01:21:45.620
a christian is anti-christ so i respect him for riding with his religion but he needs to be a
01:21:50.260
muslim one day he'll convert that's the most base you're a real man for that bro there's grown men
01:21:56.340
who don't answer like that how old are you i'm 24. god bless you man my birthday is june 10th
01:22:02.900
my dude i'm give you mod in my channel all right what's your kick name um let me check i'll be
01:22:08.660
honest bro i'll be honest you don't be okay but i don't think you're really gonna make me one hold
01:22:13.780
I don't know how to use cake. This is your shit.
01:22:33.360
Look at me, bro. On Christ's name, you got my heart.
01:22:41.280
Of course. Sneaker, when you come into Rhode Island,
01:23:02.120
Depends it depends on what the type of Asian if they're driving
01:23:08.900
Mm-hmm. I like that hole in your ear. We can go we can get spicy with that little hole in your type shit
01:23:16.180
You're the one with the giant hole in your ear. I just staring at you. I want to do something with it
01:23:19.820
I have a whole night. You're the one talking not me
01:23:22.660
I'm talking to you with all the slits in your eyebrows and all your little woke face
01:23:27.120
Mmm, I want to do I want to do witchcraft spells. I want to get a non-gender frappuccino. Yeah, I want to get a bisexual coffee with you
01:23:37.420
I want to raise my kids with transsexual pedophiles teaching.
01:23:42.740
and then you're going to cast an actual love spell on me
01:23:45.600
I want to send all my money to Zelensky for you.
01:23:48.760
I'm going to put pronouns in my bio that you haven't even heard of
01:23:53.080
I want to vaccinate you 10 times as you're pregnant.
01:23:55.880
I'm going to vaccinate you and penetrate you at the same time.
01:24:23.400
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:24:42.060
Whoa double date. Let's go. Oh, she's skipping up
01:25:10.900
Put your head up like this and rub your tummy if it's real.
01:25:21.440
I could tell by the room that that was going to happen.
01:25:33.440
Yeah, I could have fawned them a little longer.
01:25:35.080
What are they paying for if you're not going to say hi?
01:25:37.420
Chat's saying Heal Mike is having a meltdown without you, Lowell. What's Mike doing?
01:25:57.260
That's all my comedy, Chat knows, is from the Boondocks and Family Guy fused.
01:26:07.420
What kind of man doesn't watch boom dog gotta wear my last day
01:26:16.700
Oh, I saw this edition. This is girls only chat. Is that what I click? Oh
01:26:37.420
popcorn no then why don't we boil it do you like these nuts you probably do have them like
01:26:46.680
i gotta tell it's 2023 i can't tell who's a fucking dude anymore i just always assume
01:26:53.020
you probably have a cough do you have a cough no i'm just joking oh we're good because i hate
01:27:00.460
you don't like the trans either um just not my cup of tea
01:27:35.380
what'd i do yeah yeah you did yeah you just you got and he's a racist his parents were slave owners
01:27:41.300
that's true or grandparents oh that's a shame yeah he was you were this close he wants to
01:27:48.100
he wants to fill in their footsteps hey can i get right what the
01:27:54.260
what the what did they say um they turned into a cracky
01:28:05.620
okay they're being quirky i don't like this humor
01:28:09.380
nice person though we're not mean yeah yeah yeah yeah yes okay
01:28:15.380
oh i'm supposed to click that you're going to share
01:28:19.300
hey girl pick a guy you hit the lottery today which millionaire do you want
01:28:24.260
I want you. Yeah, you do. What did I do? Nothing. Yeah. What do you want to do to me?
01:28:39.980
Why do people keep adding a lot there? It says sneaker. There's very clearly a
01:29:03.960
Period you look like you just robbed Ikea. I like the hat. Let's go
01:29:52.740
Bro, why would you down? They were good-looking too, man. That's my type
01:29:58.260
Can you not believe what the pedal is? I can't do I just have to do that. Do you have
01:30:06.100
Why so many blacks on an app called monkey, I don't know man, they just
01:30:10.820
If you build it, they will come. What are you talking about?
01:30:14.500
Um, I was just listening to what y'all was saying. This looks like the last thing I see when the school shooter kills me
01:30:20.900
Mm-hmm change the fucking channel. This is scary though. I'm in a kindergarten classroom. Like this is getting the fuck out of
01:30:27.340
Yeah, it looks like I just said stop drop and roll
01:30:32.400
Why are you whispering we can hear every word you said
01:30:39.840
What I heard you whisper you called me a faggot
01:30:43.920
No, I did. Why would you say that to him? That's my friend. I'm gay. I would never okay
01:31:47.640
you actually call people that word what if you're gonna say a bad word you don't point
01:31:53.160
and call someone i didn't even i was just all right which which type of sushi are you
01:31:59.520
is this your whole thing this is what you add to the website boring bro next
01:32:07.220
you suck you quit it you quit this app you suck you suck
01:32:11.120
i like you yeah no i like that i like the mask right it's dinner time
01:32:18.380
oh i like left hey no dibs let them fuck dude these fucking bitches
01:32:31.420
yo those two white girls from tennessee earlier said i look like a monkey
01:32:42.940
i don't know i should take that if i was blacker i would like sue them for that
01:32:47.100
i mean they have oh this one said it i can't believe we randomly went live and crushed it
01:33:02.600
What is you throwing up? Oh my god, you was gangbanging. I was not
01:33:08.820
Ron you won't go pee pee for pee pee. I'll show you my dick. You should
01:33:16.520
That's not fair that would be a big black cock we don't have a BBC
01:33:23.600
That's unfair. That's like you're gonna humiliate us in front of our
01:33:31.880
We just we're just getting started so it's like
01:33:34.540
20 but if you whip it out, it's gonna go up to 50
01:33:37.000
I know you're lying if you whip it out like we can really make something happen type shit
01:33:41.480
Right if you want to twitch. I'm gonna get your twist band for how big it is. We're on kick. They allow porn
01:33:49.880
Yes, babe, look at you dodging go whip it out right now whip it out here. Go to
01:33:57.920
Who gonna stop me? You know, go to kick comm Z H E R K Zerka. Look at the chat and then whip it out
01:34:19.880
Yeah, we do something to make me hard for quick
01:34:25.940
Crazy statement you decide wait, how old is you beach?
01:34:47.080
But are you like you could be black? Yeah, he would you mix with
01:34:57.720
No, but you let your friend say that though. Exactly. Oh, but you're the blacker version like I'm only like 25%
01:35:08.760
You know stop stop stop stop you you dodging the whole thing go whip it out right now tranny
01:35:15.160
You're gonna get banned like oh my god. Don't call the dykes of tranny. Why what the fuck. Hey, we're having this is comedy
01:35:27.040
Wow, that was my time to skip right phew chat. Are we cooking or no? Yes or no?
01:35:34.480
Are you Filipino? Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're blazing. Yeah, you're one of me
01:35:56.660
Well, if we have kids, they're not gonna be mixed.
01:36:41.880
Hey, I hope you nice to them you know be energetic this time you guys were so rude last time we're fucking
01:36:48.420
Excuse me when I'm fucking talking. We're we're live. We're doing our job here right now
01:36:54.160
Job nigga, which we mean fuck a job. This ain't no welfare. We're live. Help us do the content
01:37:00.040
I don't give a fuck about the council. You gonna get it regardless
01:37:08.100
Don't act like you wouldn't take this fucking white boy dick
01:37:10.980
I'm scared of the pink, that would never happen
01:37:13.920
Don't act like you wouldn't want me to put this down that echo hole
01:37:24.020
Don't act like you don't want to at least suck my car
01:37:31.340
okay it's medium so what so what if white people have a medium cock are you going to discriminate
01:37:37.060
that's racist that's not discriminate we just don't do pink it's not
01:37:41.040
you what if what if you guys turn the lights off
01:37:46.680
then i'm getting then i'm getting then i'm getting wrong
01:37:50.100
all right give me the other one she's more feminine you're so combative like sit the
01:37:55.720
fuck he just said we don't do pink no she want me as you can tell yeah she kind of does on the
01:38:00.340
Right, I think I should kind of feel in the white boy. Yeah
01:38:07.200
You drink milk honey, what do I have to do what I gotta do to get you
01:38:14.580
Look at that a lot of money. I spent a lot of money on this. Yeah. Yeah, you are my
01:38:19.280
Yep, Miami Miami. Yeah. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, you guys in Miami. You guys want to meet right now?
01:38:24.680
Buy us out take us out there easy done deal with the fuck yo, but I want but you can't be combative here
01:38:35.360
I fucking throw you through that fucking paper wall.
01:38:57.480
Because you're talking to two men who are looking at your hair.
01:38:59.940
It's supposed to be just wait. Where's your husband?
01:39:02.140
Where's different? Oh, different type of Muslims, right? No, we're the type that have goals
01:39:05.980
No, don't say that there's only one type of Muslim. You can't just make up random stuff
01:39:09.380
That wrap it here up is Moses that don't know that right? Why can't I have your friend?
01:39:25.120
Oh, who pays for the meal when you go out with your girl?
01:39:54.780
I'm not aggressive but I'll be aggressive inside
01:39:59.660
No, we don't like it aggressive. That's the problem with you niggas y'all fuck too hard. Yeah, don't like that
01:40:11.700
Like the black with a black friends that you want to fuck a black guy. That's just like a slowpoke
01:40:17.400
You ever see you see black calm. That's just a slowpoke. You want an Asian guy like fuck you like a chihuahua
01:40:47.340
Think we've got a million clips for YouTube this should do a million views. Okay. One more little Brian. This is my day off man
01:40:52.540
Yeah, this is my day off and look at circuit, bro
01:41:18.100
Why the fuck did you just say my name like that?
01:41:48.100
Wrap it up chat. Stop saying sneaky. Oh sneaky. Oh can chat. What do we be cat? Hey, yo Columbine. What up? Hey, erudite
01:42:00.040
You know that destiny orbiter that I'm talking about hello, yeah, I know this chat. No, hey, what's up with you?
01:42:23.240
You look like you write poems about how you hate your parents.