SNEAKO - SNEAKO & Zherka Troll NPCs On Monkey!

00:00:00.000 Nigga I'm 18 bro

00:00:02.000 You call me a 0.99

00:00:03.000 Hey, I'm not the nigga to play with 1.00

00:00:05.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:00:06.000 What's up? 1.00

00:00:07.000 Yeah, what's up?

00:00:08.000 What's up? 0.91

00:00:09.000 I'm that nigga 1.00

00:00:11.000 I'm that motherfucking nigga in this 1.00

00:00:14.000 I'm the nigga 1.00

00:00:15.000 I'm the nigga 1.00

00:00:16.000 Shut the fuck up you white ass Cracker 1.00

00:00:18.000 Cracker doesn't hit the same though 1.00

00:00:20.000 It doesn't really hit

00:00:22.000 No Cracker

00:00:23.000 Don't ever say Cracker again 0.99

00:00:24.000 I have mental health issues 1.00

00:00:26.000 You fucking white ass Cracker 1.00

00:00:28.000 You fucking Cracker 1.00

00:00:29.000 You fucking snow bunny looking ass bitch 1.00

00:00:31.580 What's your estrogen let it build 1.00

00:00:33.240 Because you hold more water if you have estrogen

00:00:34.980 But you flush more with testosterone

00:00:36.720 And DHT

00:00:38.320 Okay move a little bit so they can see you in the camera

00:00:40.420 Way down

00:00:41.040 Push him down

00:00:45.300 Yeah that's annoying

00:00:52.120 That dog gotta shut up 1.00

00:00:53.540 We're done 0.60

00:00:54.200 Yeah that dog's done

00:00:56.020 So what up

00:00:58.560 what are you voting for trump this is bandit and that's tyrone i don't care are you voting

00:01:06.740 for trump tyrone come here trailer are you voting for trump come here tom get the peanut 1.00

00:01:16.960 butter next no dumb bitch i'm so rude i'm doing my job with the phone 1.00

00:01:28.560 How is this fun for them? Okay, they're like a lot of the other like, you know 0.99

00:01:35.120 You're a fucking pedophile next 1.00

00:01:42.180 Right so go take me serious cuz I'm not a fuck all these niggas dream and sneak go on the wall 1.00

00:01:48.780 Oh, I know y'all famous. Look check this out. I know y'all. I know y'all only 0.99

00:01:53.220 144p you are poor as shit 1.00

00:01:55.460 you're the poorest man on earth look you're 144p on in 2023 you're a time traveler 1.00

00:02:03.760 look at that bro this is like a fucking tetris 1.00

00:02:09.520 this guy is on fucking internet explorer 0.99

00:02:14.020 he's listening to limewire right now let's get out of here before he fucking sends us a virus 0.99

00:02:21.020 oh that was weird 0.99

00:02:23.340 so which one of y'all is the female

00:02:31.660 which one of y'all is the male

00:02:32.800 who's the pitcher and receiver

00:02:33.980 I'm the male 1.00

00:02:35.960 because I just fucked your mother 1.00

00:02:37.600 oh 1.00

00:02:38.760 yo question for you guys

00:02:40.360 can I ask you guys a question

00:02:41.260 but anyways

00:02:42.380 no no let the pitcher ask

00:02:44.100 go ahead

00:02:44.520 yeah serious question

00:02:45.900 alright so look

00:02:46.580 if you woke up in a

00:02:47.920 you woke up in a dark room

00:02:49.240 alright and you didn't know

00:02:50.000 what was going on 1.00

00:02:51.200 But your dick was in your mom and then you found out your dad's dick was in you 1.00

00:02:55.540 Do you move forward or do you move backwards? I don't know it's never happened. What happened when you what happened? 1.00

00:03:00.460 What did you choose when that happened to you today? So I've never had it happen to me

00:03:04.640 I was just asking you just for future efforts because you look like the type of guy. Yeah, you sound like

00:03:08.720 Sound like a bad habit. You sound like a pedophile. I 1.00

00:03:12.020 Mean, I'm I mean

00:03:14.560 Boring 1.00

00:03:16.800 That bitch because I shot her back on the camera. Oh fuck yo 1.00

00:03:20.880 What's going on, nigga? You know I stream too 1.00

00:03:23.940 You know what I'm saying so if you stream in there y'all niggas can just blow me up you know what I'm saying 1.00

00:03:28.040 But um are you doing crack in the back? I can at least get you like 15 years for doing crack. Well, I could just 0.84

00:03:35.880 Nico 1.00

00:03:38.880 Oh shit, are you on a watch list? 1.00

00:03:42.940 Wait 1.00

00:03:45.940 Hold on bruh

00:03:47.940 Uh oh, don't grab it 1.00

00:03:50.880 Oh shit! Look at him, man! 1.00

00:03:53.820 Sneak up. Get in the fucking... 1.00

00:03:56.220 Yo, it's your fan. This is what you... 1.00

00:03:57.340 Yo! What's up, man?

00:03:59.420 Yo, can you say...

00:04:00.140 Hey, man, I'm an upcoming streamer myself, man.

00:04:02.920 Rumble or kick. Rumble or kick. 1.00

00:04:04.680 I'm on Twitch.

00:04:06.100 Skip.

00:04:11.140 Phoenix.

00:04:17.820 Hey.

00:04:18.380 Yeah, are we in Baghdad? This is operation desert storm

00:04:26.220 Hmm I used to trap that's what my place

00:04:32.240 19 they sneak over real soon as crazy

00:04:48.380 What's your least favorite ethnicity?

00:04:53.460 Probably the master race. 1.00

00:04:56.540 I don't have one.

00:04:57.880 I'm not even...

00:04:58.440 Oh, okay.

00:04:59.300 No, no, no.

00:04:59.960 Come on, man.

00:05:00.920 The one that really pisses you off the most. 0.87

00:05:03.120 You know, that one race, if you can get rid of them. 1.00

00:05:05.080 What am I supposed to say about that?

00:05:09.040 Is you on kick, bro?

00:05:10.820 No, no, no, no.

00:05:11.800 We're just chilling right now.

00:05:13.840 I don't believe.

00:05:15.700 Yeah, say bye to your hero.

00:05:18.200 just one what ah he's boring hey what if i get a full box of 8k's

00:05:25.480 what if i get a full box of 8k's you can do girls only there's a way 0.99

00:05:30.120 can you do women mode not girls i pay for the premium

00:05:36.680 what's up your account chat are we pushing

00:05:41.880 oh god oh no i just died nico

00:05:45.560 That is not no sneaker

00:05:48.960 Hey, man

00:05:50.160 It's not sneaker

00:05:53.080 Nah, it's AI 1.00

00:05:55.120 What the fuck 1.00

00:05:56.160 You said what? 1.00

00:05:57.720 It's AI, it's fake

00:05:58.760 It's AI?

00:05:59.560 Oh, it's fake?

00:06:00.580 Yeah

00:06:00.820 Yeah 0.92

00:06:01.520 What the hell? 0.99

00:06:02.920 What you on? 0.99

00:06:03.720 Are you on kick?

00:06:05.060 Why does everyone keep saying that?

00:06:06.140 Okay, hold on

00:06:06.540 There's a way to do girls only, Chad 1.00

00:06:07.820 One second, one second, one second

00:06:09.160 Solo

00:06:10.800 still 5k that's awesome we're killing it

00:06:19.840 it must be hurting zirka's ego that they only know sneaker dude you should see in public

00:06:27.980 literally they go and it's you i know you 0.99

00:06:32.160 oh crack you so hard motherfucker can i get a photo with you yeah i know your thing 0.99

00:06:39.360 Yeah, I don't know 1.00

00:06:43.360 Just skip until you get to girls 0.96

00:06:45.380 Okay

00:06:48.080 X-X-X-Tentacion

00:06:50.040 Yo, it's X-X-X-X-X-X-X-Tentacion

00:06:55.720 It's X-X-L-Tentacion 0.99

00:06:59.740 You're gay 1.00

00:07:01.360 Why do they go on to be boring? 1.00

00:07:06.500 Why are humans like that? 1.00

00:07:09.360 Hey, yo, bitch 1.00

00:07:14.480 DMX 1.00

00:07:19.060 Who the fuck are you talking to bro? I'm talking to you 1.00

00:07:25.580 Well, why are you in an elementary school? Why what why are you in an elementary school?

00:07:33.380 Smack this shit out you never won't do shit. Oh, you really got a big change 1.00

00:07:39.360 That should look like what you find on the bottom of a cookie. It doesn't look like a chain. It looks like the wrapping

00:07:45.040 No, yeah, don't got nothing though. It's true. We're all this around

00:07:49.740 No, we're just listen. I'm gonna tell you something bro. Don't come and they can share in the street

00:07:54.680 I think it's both staring the stream or monkey at 1.00

00:08:01.560 Let me tell you something dude catch a bitch ass up what okay? 1.00

00:08:05.180 You're a fucking diglet in an elementary school right now. Like look at your thumbnail 1.00

00:08:09.360 Look fucking look at your fucking background change the green screen. You look broke as fuck with that wall 1.00

00:08:14.580 Look like a paper mache wall. You broke fuck. Are you running or he's liking? Yeah, we kind of got cooked for a second 1.00

00:08:22.180 No, he's good black people are funny. I'm not gonna lie. They got my style

00:08:26.300 Shut your bitch ass up niggas 1.00

00:08:27.980 Be like that 1.00

00:08:28.880 Do not ever fucking fuck 1.00

00:08:30.620 Hey yo bitch 1.00

00:08:33.880 Who the fuck 1.00

00:08:35.840 Who the fuck 0.99

00:08:38.240 That was me 1.00

00:08:39.680 Cause bitch do you wanna fucking fight 1.00

00:08:43.000 Hey yo bitch I don't 1.00

00:08:45.300 Fuck up 1.00

00:08:46.940 Your old ass 1.00

00:08:48.540 Your old fucking ass bitch 1.00

00:08:50.100 I fight children and women 1.00

00:08:53.320 But only children and women 1.00

00:08:55.280 Not cocky

00:09:02.540 Wait, how old are you guys cuz this looks wrong no 0.99

00:09:11.780 That's your daughter everything I love man, you're in grade eight shut up 0.53

00:09:17.020 I have a tattoo in all 0.99

00:09:20.280 Yeah, because your mom is failing you 1.00

00:09:22.900 How the fuck you let her get a tattoo, what the fuck 1.00

00:09:24.940 I'm 18 1.00

00:09:26.140 18

00:09:26.920 I didn't need parent permission

00:09:29.600 No, you need growth hormone 1.00

00:09:31.060 How the fuck are you 18? 1.00

00:09:33.080 Bitch, why are you 18? 1.00

00:09:34.640 You know why we look like this? 1.00

00:09:36.680 Black don't motherfucking crack, co 1.00

00:09:38.720 Black don't fucking crack 1.00

00:09:41.240 True, but right now it's shattered 1.00

00:09:42.800 You know what, fuck you 1.00

00:09:44.880 You don't want to believe me, bitch 1.00

00:09:46.120 you don't want to fucking believe me nobody never want to fucking believe me nobody ever believes me 1.00

00:09:52.080 tell him tell him tell him but you're too young for the app you should you're gonna get reported 1.00

00:09:57.140 nigga i'm 18 bro you call me a hey i'm not the nigga to play with what the fuck what's up yeah 1.00

00:10:04.920 what's up what's up i'm that nigga i'm that motherfucking nigga in this i'm the nigga 1.00

00:10:12.820 I'm the nigga 1.00

00:10:14.000 Cracker doesn't hit the same though

00:10:17.140 It doesn't really hit

00:10:18.440 No cracker

00:10:20.280 Don't ever say cracker again 0.99

00:10:22.000 I have mental health issues 1.00

00:10:23.840 You fucking cracker 1.00

00:10:26.480 You fucking nobody looking ass bitch 1.00

00:10:29.080 You fucking cracker 1.00

00:10:30.480 Okay 1.00

00:10:31.400 My turn hard on

00:10:34.080 Come on

00:10:36.340 They gotta invent better words

00:10:38.220 Okay what up

00:10:40.260 It's me and my niggas

00:10:41.300 You know my nigga Sneeko

00:10:42.740 Yes, I know Sneeko 0.98

00:10:44.460 Hey, she has a crush on you 1.00

00:10:45.800 You're gonna let him say that? He's a white guy

00:10:47.880 What are you gonna do? Call the Klan, let's go 0.61

00:10:50.620 Call everyone, call your whole tribe to kill me, okay 1.00

00:10:54.280 It's white vs. Black 1.00

00:10:55.820 The Klan

00:10:56.420 We're gonna fight

00:10:59.440 What the white tribe? You guys are racist, bro 1.00

00:11:02.580 Who doesn't say the N-word nowadays? 1.00

00:11:07.020 I don't say hard R

00:11:08.060 I find that like, I don't like gamer cringe

00:11:10.600 But he says the hard R

00:11:13.140 I do

00:11:14.040 I only say it to Chinese people 0.99

00:11:17.800 Because they don't understand

00:11:18.760 You single?

00:11:20.460 Yes

00:11:21.020 Where are you from?

00:11:22.900 Texas

00:11:23.380 What's your body count?

00:11:27.740 Two

00:11:28.300 Well that's kind of nice

00:11:31.940 Do we squirt? 0.97

00:11:34.720 Bro what are these questions?

00:11:36.840 Is it yes or no?

00:11:38.980 If you can make it 0.97

00:11:40.220 And yes, this nigga while you ask if she squirts 1.00

00:11:45.220 That's so awkward for me. I don't want to be here. What the fuck is going on? Yeah 0.82

00:11:50.220 You don't need to how about we talk alone. What's your Instagram, baby? I don't have Instagram

00:11:54.720 I like that. I like that. No Instagram to body count and you can make a square. Okay. If only you weren't so dark 1.00

00:12:02.140 Fuck whoa, I'm sorry. He just his racism is I can't help I can't help it 1.00

00:12:08.880 I'm not even that dark 0.80

00:12:10.960 Yeah, you're like Beyonce dark

00:12:13.140 Have you seen that

00:12:14.200 Is there someone else with you? 1.00

00:12:16.700 I heard another bitch 1.00

00:12:17.900 Oh, who's that? 1.00

00:12:21.140 Don't listen to me

00:12:22.360 Tell her 1.00

00:12:24.680 She needs to fuck off 1.00

00:12:26.440 That girl in the call 1.00

00:12:27.180 She needs to fuck off 1.00

00:12:28.220 Wait, let me turn her up 1.00

00:12:29.920 She has a nice voice

00:12:38.120 You have a nice voice friend. Don't hang up

00:12:40.040 I don't like you

00:12:41.880 Why are you talking to me?

00:12:42.960 I don't care. The more you don't like me, the more I like your voice

00:12:45.420 Keep on resisting

00:12:47.380 Anyways, anyways, anyways

00:12:49.240 She sounds like she weighs a lot

00:12:51.820 Nigga, I'm really skinny though

00:12:53.940 So I don't know what you talking about

00:12:55.340 That's also bad 1.00

00:12:56.820 Nigga, shut the fuck up 1.00

00:12:59.680 You're cute 1.00

00:13:01.060 You have such a sexy voice 1.00

00:13:03.100 Shut the fuck up 1.00

00:13:04.240 Do you have Snapchat? 1.00

00:13:06.020 Shut the fuck up 1.00

00:13:06.980 I want to send me something. I want to see that. Give me that cheese string. Yes. Send me some. Send me some. Send me that twig blowing in the wind. You skinny fuck. 1.00

00:13:19.380 Yeah, I like to hit a flagpole. Let's go. 1.00

00:13:23.300 Teyana's kind of feeling it, though. She's acting like she's supposed to be triggered. She came. The glasses came off. She's starting to blush. She can't stop smiling. She's covering her face.

00:13:30.620 I'm just

00:13:32.040 I'm chilling

00:13:32.700 I'm tired

00:13:33.820 You are feminine, dude 1.00

00:13:35.340 Nothing

00:13:35.720 We're not triggering you

00:13:37.500 Like 1.00

00:13:38.100 Oh, that bitch left 1.00

00:13:39.700 That fuck 1.00

00:13:40.180 I knew she was 1.00

00:13:41.780 She was supposed to stay up with me

00:13:43.460 Well, I'm gonna go to sleep

00:13:45.060 Well, I mean

00:13:45.560 I can keep you up all night, though

00:13:46.660 You probably could

00:13:48.400 Because he'd never finish

00:13:50.740 I got

00:13:52.900 I got her

00:13:53.620 She loves me

00:13:54.640 Look at that

00:13:55.240 Baby 0.64

00:13:56.640 Come to a white man 0.98

00:13:58.140 Come to the master race, babe 1.00

00:13:59.620 yo what the fuck come here baby i'll put a red armband on how you gonna laugh at him 1.00

00:14:06.060 red armbands in public together come with me i'll stick with nico oh you don't want a nazi 1.00

00:14:11.260 you don't want a nazi no i don't want a nazi this is so bad no i'm kidding i'm not i'm not

00:14:18.960 nazi i'm not weirdos i don't know where they came in from yeah yeah there was good people on both

00:14:23.760 sides yeah yeah yeah whoa okay i really like her now well what are y'all doing on here just reading

00:14:33.400 crime statistics what are you doing i'm i was i was supposed to stay up with jayana but now

00:14:39.160 i'm gonna be lonely her name is jayana yeah i'm gonna go to sleep why did her parents hate her

00:14:44.360 i don't know her mom's actually abusive did she drink or only when she's pregnant and naming the 1.00

00:14:51.820 okay give me a kiss

00:14:56.300 i'm good i'm good let me tell you something you'll think of me for the rest of your life

00:15:06.500 don't put that don't don't put that in my mind okay where can i put it in 0.91

00:15:14.860 that's nico's job yes oh shit wait but i'm like snico can i watch 0.97

00:15:20.660 What the 0.99

00:15:21.700 He's making these weirdo 0.84

00:15:24.000 Nazi jokes

00:15:24.760 It's just

00:15:25.200 Pay him no mind

00:15:26.040 You're not gonna see him

00:15:27.180 When you come over to my Instagram

00:15:28.120 But like

00:15:30.980 Yeah

00:15:31.460 I don't have Instagram

00:15:33.040 But I have Snap

00:15:34.160 I don't use it though

00:15:35.380 What's your Snapchat?

00:15:38.360 Bro, it's long

00:15:39.540 It's

00:15:40.040 It's literally my full name

00:15:42.780 It is long

00:15:43.360 It is long

00:15:45.440 Yeah, it probably is

00:15:47.280 Have you ever had a BBC?

00:15:50.660 Not the news station, a big black hawk is what I'm talking about.

00:15:54.900 Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

00:15:55.900 Okay, just need a visual.

00:15:57.760 I'm just painting it in your head.

00:15:59.440 Painting.

00:16:01.500 For how old are you?

00:16:02.320 What?

00:16:02.840 It says 18.

00:16:04.220 You said you're 18, right?

00:16:06.960 What?

00:16:08.020 I'm 19.

00:16:08.960 Okay, all right.

00:16:10.240 Whoa.

00:16:11.120 So we're going to need a time machine.

00:16:13.340 We like underage girls. 1.00

00:16:15.140 You know what a pedophile is? 0.70

00:16:16.940 That's us. 0.93

00:16:17.560 No, okay.

00:16:18.200 All right.

00:16:18.560 Tiana Tiana you know he's he doesn't come out he's not he wants to come out of the closet he's still 0.99

00:16:24.780 okay what's your twitter right Chris Hansen slept his ass what the do you know I literally only 0.99

00:16:32.480 have snaps uh-huh and it's long and it makes no sense what's yours mine is pedophile hunter 9000 0.99

00:16:40.160 okay stop laughing at his jokes my bad love that no it's a giggle it reminds me of like a little

00:16:47.140 girl because i'm a pedophile and i like children you got my sister okay two for one how old is 0.88

00:16:55.320 your sister nah never mind she said that because her sister's 12 you know that 12 that's too old 1.00

00:17:03.300 get the fuck out of here younger she's six no i'm trying i'm looking for an ovary get the 1.00

00:17:09.420 fuck out of here with that i'm looking younger you got my brother right now i don't do that 1.00

00:17:14.120 gay shit i'm trying to go to heaven bro all right all right but what's your snap all right 1.00

00:17:19.860 i'm too old for snapchat it's it's sneaker regrets watching okay 1.00

00:17:25.720 okay okay it's a little dark but no comment

00:17:43.260 Am I better than Andrew Tate?

00:17:44.960 One in the chat.

00:17:45.680 Let's go.

00:17:46.180 Hey, what up, Omelette?

00:17:48.600 He looked like me.

00:17:49.360 He looked like he was in a Mexican prison.

00:17:51.100 That was a Filipino. 0.54

00:17:52.440 Oh, really? 1.00

00:17:53.160 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:17:55.360 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:17:56.320 You guys look like you go to high school parties. 1.00

00:18:01.240 That's fake.

00:18:02.720 Okay, was that Andrew?

00:18:04.420 All right, next we have Salar.

00:18:11.620 Am I funnier than Dave Schmell?

00:18:13.000 What's your least what's your least favorite race, bro, I'm not racist, bro

00:18:35.400 I can't do that

00:18:36.520 I can't do that

00:18:37.680 Okay, okay, okay

00:18:38.420 What race

00:18:39.000 What race smells the worst? 1.00

00:18:43.840 What?

00:18:44.280 What race smells the worst? 1.00

00:18:47.640 Asian 1.00

00:18:48.120 What the fuck? 1.00

00:18:50.300 Fuck that fan 1.00

00:18:51.260 Oh my god 1.00

00:18:52.240 He ain't racist though 0.99

00:18:53.420 Ayo bitch 1.00

00:18:55.080 I know you want me 1.00

00:18:58.160 I know you want me 1.00

00:18:59.280 You should fuck up 1.00

00:19:00.180 I know you want me 1.00

00:19:01.140 I know you want me to throw you against that fucking thin wall 1.00

00:19:05.080 motel six wall i'll throw you right through it 1.00

00:19:08.440 yeah you black women love me let's go yeah you want me to get racist up inside you and shit 1.00

00:19:18.020 yes degrade me daddy yeah yeah you want me to crack the so how's your day 1.00

00:19:23.380 i want to ride your dick it's like no more you look like all nine million genders put in one 1.00

00:19:35.080 Too many 1.00

00:19:36.680 Hey, yo, shout out

00:19:39.520 Oh, block 1.00

00:19:40.340 What the fuck you throwing up? 1.00

00:19:43.880 Oh, you're playing your racing game? 1.00

00:19:45.780 Okay, how do men

00:19:47.460 Play video games? 1.00

00:19:50.460 Oh, shit 0.99

00:19:51.040 That's exactly 0.99

00:19:56.620 That's exactly what heaven's like 0.99

00:19:58.500 You just fucking vibing in a bright room 1.00

00:20:00.920 And God's like, kill it, bro 1.00

00:20:02.200 God just gives you more energy 1.00

00:20:03.480 Oh shit bro 1.00

00:20:06.380 It's a real sneak up 0.99

00:20:07.260 It's Adam 22 1.00

00:20:08.260 What the fuck 0.99

00:20:10.240 Hey yo bro 1.00

00:20:11.460 What's your least favorite race?

00:20:13.820 Asian people 1.00

00:20:14.660 I fucking hate them 1.00

00:20:15.720 Is this really sneak up though? 1.00

00:20:17.300 I hate them squeaky eye 1.00

00:20:18.640 Asian Chinese bitches 1.00

00:20:19.980 Hey 1.00

00:20:20.500 Put your face to the camera

00:20:22.780 Right 1.00

00:20:23.380 Wait let me talk to your racist friend 0.99

00:20:25.600 Alright bad bad bad 0.99

00:20:27.620 What's up man

00:20:28.300 Do you know that

00:20:29.840 Your race makes up 12% of the population

00:20:31.980 Yet somehow commits 60% of violent crime

00:20:34.260 In the United States 0.82

00:20:34.880 But you think I'm black? I'm not black

00:20:37.660 Wait, then put your 1.00

00:20:40.120 This guy's fucking crazy 1.00

00:20:42.440 Let me see 1.00

00:20:42.880 I'm not black, bro 0.67

00:20:44.400 What you look like? Are you Mexican?

00:20:47.280 I'm white

00:20:49.000 You're white? Why do you hate Asians? 0.56

00:20:51.720 I hate black people too 1.00

00:20:52.980 Oh, nice, man 1.00

00:20:53.880 Balance it out, nice

00:20:55.260 What do you guys think of the Jews?

00:21:01.980 why is it foggy camera like what are you been up to you look like eminem if he never went to 0.99

00:21:22.920 that fucking rap battle yeah i know it's still working at the car shop 0.97

00:21:32.540 i mean you look like eminem if he never did amphetamines 0.99

00:21:39.460 you look like eminem if he fixed his relationship with his mom

00:21:43.520 my mom's dead after in my basement

00:21:49.700 no chicken chicken chicken

00:21:54.800 yeah that's nice

00:21:57.940 is this what you guys do you look like m&m if you were straight 0.89

00:22:04.680 you're still doing the m&m bit you're waiting for it to land

00:22:09.460 you look like you get up every morning plan your day you look like you get up every morning plan 1.00

00:22:16.960 your day put a hat on the shower look ready and then you go fuck i got nothing to do again 1.00

00:22:23.680 and you sit in a room on monkey all right come on the clip's coming you've tried to 1.00

00:22:28.780 you look like the dude who tells his buddies bro i know i gotta get a job bro i'm printing

00:22:34.020 I'll do a better printer.

00:22:36.780 You're going to buy a printer.

00:22:37.980 Here, look.

00:22:42.820 I can do the bit, but like land the joke, please.

00:22:50.120 Like if you're trying really hard, land the joke. 0.96

00:22:54.280 I'm fucking here for it. 0.99

00:22:55.580 Let's go. 0.99

00:22:56.240 Okay. 1.00

00:22:58.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:22:58.800 You do look like him. 1.00

00:22:59.860 You look like Eminem.

00:23:01.060 you look like eminem if you look like eminem if but in a world where dr dre is an actual doctor

00:23:10.000 i got you that was a good one nice okay what are you gonna do for the rest of the night 0.98

00:23:22.140 me yeah probably go jog take my dog out for a walk take that fucking get that coffee on the 0.99

00:23:29.420 deep calf get my fucking knees waxed do you have a girlfriend uh currently no why is that 0.99

00:23:39.140 uh me and her hold on hold on bro i used to be broke and trapping in a small house 1.00

00:23:44.440 dude the best thing you do is have a girlfriend to fuck with you know how bored you're gonna get 1.00

00:23:48.880 on a fucking monkey what are you doing on monkey uh actually i downloaded it because i've been 1.00

00:23:56.060 trying to learn like a new language so i thought i could talk to people it's just a bunch of guys 0.99

00:24:03.200 with their dicks out so it's hard to talk to people and like learn like i've been trying to 0.99

00:24:09.060 learn mandarin specifically and all you see is white dicks it's just a bunch of white people 1.00

00:24:16.980 with their dicks out you can get you can get wechat and there can be chinese cocks but you gotta zoom 1.00

00:24:22.280 in okay okay good 0.99

00:24:29.600 Yo, whatever

00:24:37.220 You look unisex 1.00

00:24:40.020 Fucking pixels 0.99

00:24:43.600 Hey, yo 1.00

00:24:50.380 What up, what up, my niggas

00:24:59.600 I am so sorry you guys are zoomers your teacher told you it's bad 1.00

00:25:19.520 Is that a real sneaker?

00:25:26.400 Yeah, it was good.

00:25:29.600 You guys look like you're at a Tyler, the Creator concert.

00:25:33.980 You look like you're at a, you're going to Rolling Loud. 0.99

00:25:39.040 Do you guys hate gay people too? 0.96

00:25:43.680 They're, they're, they have project section, sectioning microphones. 0.98

00:25:47.540 Hey, no, no is your teacher can't hear anything

00:25:51.880 Yeah, no, they're cool. They're pretty sure they're gonna like subscribe

00:25:55.360 Yo, you gotta be the oh you that one nigga. Yeah you that you got you both. Why do you open the camera naked with the fuck? 1.00

00:26:04.900 Yo, yeah, what do what the food? Yeah, it's the hodge twins 1.00

00:26:10.100 Y'all like streaming this shit. Yeah 1.00

00:26:12.780 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah put the camera on your face again

00:26:17.540 No, cuz no, we're we're homosexuals. We're gonna see that pretty face 1.00

00:26:23.480 No, I don't want to talk to y'all talk to the other niggas. You want to talk to my niggas? 1.00

00:26:29.460 I don't want to talk to him. Yo 0.63

00:26:33.220 So like how do you begin to business on your shows? How do you be doing this shit? 1.00

00:26:37.440 When you're him you're you'll know 1.00

00:26:40.820 So you use that niggas like shit. I'm that nigga type shit 1.00

00:26:47.540 Nah, nigga. I can't really say I'm only like a quarter black 1.00

00:26:50.660 So I so like do you

00:26:55.040 Look at the educate

00:26:56.680 Nah, come on

00:26:59.380 Don't say that next day

00:27:01.540 Fair question

00:27:05.140 Yo, what up, daddy

00:27:10.420 Bro, you look like you got sold to a fake

00:27:13.200 Green screen

00:27:13.880 what's your least favorite race 0.99

00:27:26.400 black i hate him so fucking much why why explain in detail what i don't know they just they just 1.00

00:27:32.980 do too much see like like okay not trying to sound but they just get it with fuck you know 1.00

00:27:38.160 I'm saying like this 1.00

00:27:40.800 I'm happy like myself. So like you'd be doing the pond, but they like they just do too much. Would America be better without them?

00:27:47.920 I don't know. I don't know

00:27:51.360 Where are you doing? Where should I ship them to?

00:27:55.940 What I can I fucking those black people we're talking about blood shipping black people, right? I 1.00

00:28:00.580 I I bring the Noah's Ark. Where should I ship them to where like, let's get it so you can't go into any college

00:28:12.820 What would be the final solution here

00:28:16.960 What y'all what y'all gonna do what yeah, what do y'all think about it?

00:28:20.140 Are y'all gonna make a video out of this? I love black people

00:28:24.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:28:26.160 I used to

00:28:28.900 Used to weapon

00:28:30.900 Then then it then I met them 1.00

00:28:37.100 Yo, but I fuck with your videos most girls fuck with you guys, but you be giving some good advice 1.00

00:28:42.100 They don't fuck me on the internet, but in real life. It's different. Oh 1.00

00:28:46.040 You'd be speaking some real shit. Hey, keep it up man. Do you hate women? 1.00

00:28:56.680 Women are great. That is they make no sense. They're great. But some is just like most 1.00

00:29:01.640 All whores. No, that's not true. There's some good ones out there 1.00

00:29:06.460 Yeah, you see yeah, what he you said one thing, you know, it was like it was like was it you that said

00:29:13.100 It's not him that's getting ran through is you getting ran through was that you or I think that was somebody that was him watching

00:29:20.660 He said what

00:29:22.660 Yeah

00:29:29.660 Viewers what's the pure code stop thick age?

00:29:33.860 It would have blue room should I get a monkey chat? 1.00

00:29:37.960 Hey, that's the shit I don't like 1.00

00:29:41.920 Is that Sneeko? 1.00

00:29:43.980 Sneeko?

00:29:44.800 It is

00:29:45.220 Chief Keef?

00:29:46.380 Oh my god, Sneeko!

00:29:48.580 I just met Sneeko!

00:29:50.580 I just met Sneeko!

00:29:52.200 What's up, man?

00:29:52.820 Okay, okay, okay, bro.

00:29:54.420 Like, like, you don't understand how much I love you, my boy.

00:29:57.840 Hey, love you too, man.

00:29:58.840 I love, I love you.

00:30:00.820 You inspired me so much.

00:30:02.360 What did you do with that inspiration?

00:30:03.880 Aw.

00:30:04.860 You know what I'm saying?

00:30:05.380 I got my own grass company.

00:30:07.960 That's what's up wait great weed

00:30:10.640 No, no, no, like I mow grass. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. It would be way more profitable if you sold drugs instead

00:30:16.400 Yeah, so blow lawn to lawn everyone's everyone's gonna pick up right now, you know lowest

00:30:21.960 Yeah, yeah, it's kind of hard to say that though. It's a lot of fame. Oh, yeah

00:30:26.120 Actually, you should stay with the wholesome business. Keep mowing that girl 1.00

00:30:28.540 How much you charge per house you go to the white neighborhoods you can get it. I charge I charge for our 0.99

00:30:32.340 I charge 25 per hour. I can get you an age for like a hundred bucks, bro. How much you charge white people though? Oh 0.86

00:30:36.780 Oh, like 30 an hour

00:30:40.580 So you all charge the white people 0.96

00:30:42.580 Is that oh, yeah

00:30:44.580 Oh, he changed up his whole demeanor so quickly

00:30:47.220 He was he was so excited 0.99

00:30:49.220 He's like what the fuck am I talking about 0.99

00:30:51.220 It's like it's like so surreal bro like like damn like that sneaker with this 0.99

00:30:56.780 Yeah, why you got that big-ass bottle of red lotion behind you? 0.97

00:30:59.260 Oh, no, this is on this for my hair. It's it's moisturizing

00:31:03.400 Mm-hmm. Ah

00:31:05.400 Yeah, that's what you tell people

00:31:07.400 I swear to God

00:31:09.400 It's a here

00:31:11.400 Yeah, your room kind of messy Brian

00:31:13.400 So how much you charge for a white guy's lawn?

00:31:15.400 30

00:31:17.400 30

00:31:19.400 Why did you say an hour? Why did you just get serious?

00:31:21.400 They say I said white guys

00:31:23.400 Cuz cuz like when you start talking business, I gave my business kids. Oh

00:31:27.400 Okay, so 30 right? I don't want to fuck up your business. Is that before after robbing them?

00:31:33.400 He's making a race joke. It's a joke. I'm a racist call him a cracker, please

00:31:42.220 Cracking yeah 0.92

00:31:44.220 Yeah, all right. Well, I gotta go to bed. So it was nice meeting y'all

00:31:57.960 Man he was so hype and then for now he's gonna unsubscribe to my rumble

00:32:01.440 It's a comedy bro

00:32:04.360 I'm bringing real comedy

00:32:05.620 I know where y'all stay

00:32:09.500 Y'all stay in Miami

00:32:10.260 No

00:32:11.220 The ops 1.00

00:32:13.140 You fuck with the ops 1.00

00:32:16.460 Are you black 1.00

00:32:18.380 Yeah I'm black 0.99

00:32:20.060 How you black and have freckles 1.00

00:32:23.860 I'm black 0.99

00:32:25.820 This one glitch 0.99

00:32:26.560 You glitching bro

00:32:28.740 What's that

00:32:29.920 So let's uh, take those earrings off your boy bro. Fuck a bitch you mad because you don't have them 1.00

00:32:37.460 Yeah 1.00

00:32:40.200 Are you blocking right are you black and have a Jew throw? 1.00

00:32:45.240 He's like he started it 1.00

00:32:48.120 Fuck all right boy. You like you like kosher black 1.00

00:32:52.900 You kosher 1.00

00:32:54.900 What the fuck is the word kosher? 1.00

00:32:56.900 He won't deal with the fuck the most. 1.00

00:32:58.900 You drug deal with contracts. 1.00

00:33:00.900 You racist fucking cunts. 1.00

00:33:02.900 No, he's racist. 1.00

00:33:04.900 I'm just a comedian. 1.00

00:33:06.900 Yo, he called you a cunt. 1.00

00:33:08.900 That's mean. Yeah, you're aggressive, bro. 1.00

00:33:10.900 Why'd you start that?

00:33:12.900 Who's a Christian? 1.00

00:33:14.900 Who don't know and I know.

00:33:16.900 Yeah, I'm not arguing with a dude in a bunk bed.

00:33:18.900 This is a bad look for my brand.

00:33:20.900 Andrew Tate never did this.

00:33:25.540 Okay

00:33:36.100 Even your TV is choppy like you've got 22 frames an hour without TV. Oh

00:33:42.400 Shit, you're fucking power went out. Look at you got fucking 48 pixels and a half. Oh shit. Oh 1.00

00:33:48.080 Oh

00:34:00.520 Yo, you know jumper brother, I need it. I need an interview right now. Okay, tell them

00:34:07.100 I'll get you the interview. Tell me one race of people you hate. I 0.68

00:34:11.760 Hate got no Mexican run. I'm just need to go back over borders 1.00

00:34:18.080 Yeah, don't bitches now. Maybe they be thinking they gonna call the heart got no country and take over this shit 1.00

00:34:24.400 What the fuck? Oh, yeah, what specifically do you hate like is it a physical feature? 1.00

00:34:34.000 They saved himself

00:34:36.640 You know, it's the irony here is that I once took a racism test and I scored 100% not racist

00:34:48.080 why you look like you're in the depths of hell what kind of red room is this

00:35:03.040 oh my god it's andrew tate yeah the top g yeah what happened bro what happened

00:35:12.800 that zirka guy did a number on you life yeah that's zionism for you 1.00

00:35:19.760 so are you gonna crack it's an egg joke no yeah you look like a a diglet that gave up on meth 0.64

00:35:32.360 and now don't know you don't know what to do because you're not active

00:35:35.100 man i really didn't make no sense so

00:35:37.760 you have an edge of education yeah i went to thumb uni

00:35:45.340 uh figures i went to harvard really you ever heard that and yeah you went to

00:35:54.940 some place you couldn't go yeah what did you go to shoot it up what do you mean you went to 1.00

00:36:01.080 you're a retard 1.00

00:36:02.700 your mama did you that 1.00

00:36:05.140 you look like you didn't get up all day

00:36:07.080 cause you're like pretending you have a job 0.99

00:36:08.780 are you retarded it's Sunday 0.99

00:36:12.480 oh it's Sunday 0.99

00:36:14.360 I thought it was

00:36:15.600 you probably had one thought

00:36:19.360 and that was it

00:36:20.000 my only thought is where's the toenail 0.96

00:36:23.560 my bad retard 1.00

00:36:29.060 Come finger my wife's pussy 1.00

00:36:32.760 She's got a bad 1.00

00:36:33.580 Wait, I'm not

00:36:36.380 Can I remix the song without you getting in your feelings?

00:36:40.280 I don't know

00:36:40.740 Don't talk when I'm talking

00:36:48.320 That's number one

00:36:50.480 Number two 0.96

00:36:51.900 When I say shut up

00:36:53.260 I mean now 0.99

00:36:54.400 Shut up for now 0.98

00:36:55.740 Not even an O 0.99

00:36:58.760 Not even know. Okay, the bigger the oh no

00:37:06.800 Now you can talk I

00:37:09.280 Know you do I'm on I'm on YouTube. Yeah

00:37:14.020 What you mean?

00:37:16.460 You want to see my channel? 0.60

00:37:18.860 Yeah, I'll give you the website that nigga calm. It's my website. If you go actually the URL link 0.98

00:37:25.560 I can copy it for you. Do you want the URL?

00:37:35.560 Did you get the link? I'll send it to you. Do you want the link? What is it? What is the link?

00:37:42.140 It's that nigga.com 1.00

00:37:51.620 And then Nika is with two lowercase Q's 0.61

00:37:55.560 Yeah, it's okay, are you there yes, that's not even a website

00:38:07.880 No, no, it should be we have our homepage crime statistics and everything

00:38:14.060 Okay, try my other website I'm a racist dot org organize it or just organization or I am a racist dot org 0.96

00:38:25.560 you're a racist oh i i am i am a racist dot org bro wait hold on hold on i'm i'm the ceo 0.99

00:38:37.100 did you say i worked very hard on this did you say did you say nigga 1.00

00:38:41.780 i would never say the n-word whoa what the hell bro no 0.97

00:38:45.860 these niggas is wild you think i say bad words i'm afraid i'll get jumped in public dude 1.00

00:38:53.360 Did you just say nigga I ain't that nigga to fight someone in public, man, I don't wanna, you know 1.00

00:38:59.020 But you just said nigga 0.98

00:39:01.600 I think the world's a better place if everyone starts saying nigga 0.98

00:39:04.000 Bro, you just said nigga like five times 0.99

00:39:05.720 No, I said nigga six times 1.00

00:39:09.820 And I think it's a better, better world if people see our, our races having fun and laughing instead of fighting 0.98

00:39:16.800 No, I swear to god, you just said nigga like five times

00:39:21.080 what's the website again that nigga.com and then hold on a bed we have iamaracist.org 0.87

00:39:39.220 i love you yo you guys gotta if you don't subscribe to my channel after this

00:39:45.260 You owe me a subscription subscribe to my youtube

00:39:49.460 No, no show me your

00:39:51.960 Show me you're subscribing to my youtube right now. Okay. What's it called?

00:39:56.700 It's that nigga don't you do 1.00

00:40:01.280 Go to John Zirka J O N Z H E R K 1.00

00:40:08.260 Wait, what is it J O N Z H E R K A 1.00

00:40:12.220 okay you're gonna have to slow down what is it okay n-i-g okay okay j-o-n john and zirka z-h-e-r-k-a 0.95

00:40:25.340 john john zirka you've never heard of me oh sneaker come here you know sneaker

00:40:31.980 you know the jews nico hold on you know this guy do you know this guy 0.90

00:40:42.220 No, it's good

00:40:49.000 What's your website club again, okay, do you want the ER version? Yeah, okay

00:40:56.160 See you see that one. I can't do that once you gotta pay for that's premium

00:41:01.620 Come on. Say I'll give you

00:41:12.220 I have a tick, right?

00:41:14.040 Like the doctor said I was born to be politically incorrect. 0.98

00:41:20.000 Like if you tell me don't say it, no, nigga, I'll say it. 1.00

00:41:24.420 Can you lend a nigga a pencil? 1.00

00:41:28.260 I didn't call you a nigga. 0.99

00:41:29.860 I called myself the nigga. 1.00

00:41:33.200 Oh, so you're the nigga. 1.00

00:41:35.040 I'm running. 0.99

00:41:35.800 I'm sorry.

00:41:36.280 I'm running out of the end pass today.

00:41:38.040 So I don't want to waste it all here.

00:41:39.780 Jesus is king.

00:41:40.440 I love you people and I love your souls

00:41:42.240 and I love your people. Remember Malcolm X.

00:41:44.700 Remember to fight for your people

00:41:46.020 but on Christ's side.

00:41:48.400 You guys are not Democrats.

00:41:50.700 I love you.

00:41:57.640 Sneak

00:41:57.960 old gang. 1.00

00:41:59.640 Turn your fucking camera on, clown. 1.00

00:42:01.900 Hey, bro, bro, bro. Look, look, look. 1.00

00:42:03.460 Don't skip me, bro. Look, I got some real

00:42:05.860 words.

00:42:06.840 It's not funny without a camera. 0.93

00:42:09.000 It's like it's they don't have it's not supposed to be I don't like black. I just don't like the black. Okay. Are you racist? 0.98

00:42:16.320 Absolutely, I don't want to be like everyone else. Oh, I feel I hate black people too. I'm black though myself 1.00

00:42:21.380 I just don't like being around my my skin color people it just make me blend in blue 1.00

00:42:26.460 I like to stand out. I got a question though. I got a question though. Yeah

00:42:30.940 Do you think women deserve the rights that they have now? No, I think we should cut their heads off 1.00

00:42:36.360 Yeah, but like take away all rights from women's vote for me guys 1.00

00:42:45.960 You know what up you in the fucking subway bathroom 1.00

00:42:49.000 What the fucking camera 1.00

00:42:51.000 Oh, you really are thinking 1.00

00:42:54.240 Bro, are you nigga? Are you stressed bro? Why is your hair built like that? 1.00

00:42:58.320 Stress 144 P phone that you stole from like someone poorer than you you how the fuck you don't have an iPhone 1.00

00:43:05.540 I do have an iPhone 1.00

00:43:07.360 You want a flip phone on monkey? 0.99

00:43:10.360 Nigga, bro, what happened to your hair, bro? 1.00

00:43:13.180 Alright, let's see yours

00:43:14.180 Take the hat 1.00

00:43:15.160 Nah, fuck you 1.00

00:43:17.520 I asked the questions 1.00

00:43:19.920 You're messing with the wrong nigga today, bro 1.00

00:43:22.880 Don't fuck with me 1.00

00:43:23.980 Bro, it's your fake ass YouTube plaques 1.00

00:43:26.180 I'll KO you, bro 1.00

00:43:27.280 Then printed ass YouTube plaques 1.00

00:43:29.920 Why do you look like Nick Cannon if he never made it? 0.99

00:43:34.120 Nigga, I'm gonna make it 0.97

00:43:35.320 I'm gonna make it I believe you 1.00

00:43:42.880 Hey, yo bitch 1.00

00:43:45.700 You have kids are you married kids how do I I'm not allowed kids. I'm a sex offender. I'm a pedophile. I'm not allowed 1.00

00:43:55.400 Wait, what the fuck you guys are kids 1.00

00:43:58.660 Yeah, we are your kids we're old enough to be your kids 1.00

00:44:02.040 Don't tempt me with a good time guys

00:44:04.360 We're gonna arrest you

00:44:06.720 You're gonna have to catch me first

00:44:12.160 Soon 1.00

00:44:15.500 Yo, what the fuck bro, you look like a human born without a soul 1.00

00:44:23.940 Yo, bitch was good. Yo, bitch 1.00

00:44:28.040 Hey, yo, bitch. Hey, what the fuck I said, hey 1.00

00:44:34.040 What you do with my car would you do anything with my car 1.00

00:44:46.220 Nothing, I'm gonna do that white take shit 1.00

00:44:51.100 It's not pink I'm Jewish 1.00

00:44:54.160 Yeah, you drew it so that me your money is long

00:44:57.820 Why don't we go on a date you've got the right attitude 0.99

00:45:00.060 You don't want to go on a date with me, I ain't shit 0.99

00:45:03.320 I would tame you 1.00

00:45:04.900 You would be listening to me, you would be submissive 0.99

00:45:07.980 That's what you'd be, you'd be submissive for me 1.00

00:45:10.360 Nah, I'd most like to take all your money and tell you to fuck yourself 1.00

00:45:13.160 Damn it, that was cool 1.00

00:45:15.360 I don't need more of those 1.00

00:45:16.680 Yo, why are you hanging with a white guy?

00:45:21.440 That looks like, oh, it's a moderator?

00:45:23.260 What up, bro? Black guy can't do the job? 1.00

00:45:25.260 What the fuck? 1.00

00:45:26.980 Why are you hiring a white guy, bro? 1.00

00:45:28.220 Yo, you wanted the job done right, but that's a bad optics 1.00

00:45:30.640 Keep the moderator off the fucking angle 0.99

00:45:32.820 I hire a Jew, but that's bad optics, you know 1.00

00:45:35.200 Oh shit 1.00

00:45:36.500 He looks like 1.00

00:45:38.240 That white kid looks like the dude who goes 0.99

00:45:41.060 The girls aren't coming 1.00

00:45:42.000 Fuck it 1.00

00:45:44.260 I'm way too funny when it comes to this 1.00

00:45:47.080 Kind of like meeting people thing

00:45:48.420 I've never seen a funnier streamer

00:45:51.100 In my life than 1.00

00:45:51.920 Fucking degenerate 1.00

00:45:53.500 I spit on your mom's whore pussy 1.00

00:45:56.100 whoa what up bro how's turkey happy thanksgiving bro 1.00

00:46:02.460 dude i want to date you look at you

00:46:10.880 i'm 13 0.99

00:46:14.200 you look fucking 48 1.00

00:46:18.420 You look like the gayest straight dude on earth 1.00

00:46:48.420 That's the most Jewish looking 1.00

00:46:53.460 He's on the best iPhone quest fucks out 0.99

00:46:57.540 Gang I 0.60

00:46:59.080 Hate when gangsters are on this cuz they actually address me in public like it's happened before and I'm like bro 1.00

00:47:04.620 The fuck I never thought I'd be in your city broads. Yo desert storm. What up? 1.00

00:47:14.660 How people poor and have phones and shit 1.00

00:47:18.980 yo you look like the dude who smokes weed all day and talks about like starting a podcast and never 0.97

00:47:24.420 does it what does that mean i make a lot of money well then paypal me bro i have to stream for my

00:47:35.380 money help me out you like jews i mean i ain't nothing wrong with them yeah so you're making a

00:47:44.500 A lot of money 0.99

00:47:52.820 Hey, yo, bitch, he's streaming bro 1.00

00:48:05.480 Yo, why are we in a sauna get put the phone up bitch 1.00

00:48:08.400 I'm that nigga. I say how I say it. I want to say 1.00

00:48:27.840 Stop hogging the word. It's not cool. I listen to the music more than you

00:48:31.160 I worked in nightclubs for five fucking years every day of the week. You don't know shit about hip-hop. That's my word. Fuck that shit 1.00

00:48:38.400 Yo sneak up 1.00

00:48:43.280 He's not here

00:48:44.900 He's watching his girl do something 1.00

00:48:46.200 Hey yo tell that nigga 1.00

00:48:48.580 Dude you're the only black dude on earth 1.00

00:48:50.900 That eats a carrot 1.00

00:48:51.760 What the fuck are you doing right now 1.00

00:48:54.280 Nah nah nah I don't care 1.00

00:48:55.720 Ah saved it

00:48:58.500 That's my nigga 0.69

00:48:59.360 Let's go 0.98

00:49:00.580 Yeah hit it

00:49:03.080 What camera is that

00:49:04.840 This is a DSLR Sony A7

00:49:08.220 Hey, you know, yeah, but you gotta you gotta get the you know the key lock you gotta break the window to grab it

00:49:17.700 Sneakles not screaming right now. You are motherfucker. No, I'm streaming under kick Zerka Z H E R K a 1.00

00:49:31.360 Nice

00:49:38.220 Hey, do you know who big chuggis is? Oh, yeah 1.00

00:49:46.380 Okay, this is this this is the buddy that you like make fun of for years 0.77

00:49:50.720 And then one day he just kills himself like you guys need to chill on the back 0.84

00:49:55.860 Okay 1.00

00:49:57.860 I get your fat and black 0.99

00:50:01.920 Comedy 1.00

00:50:08.220 Oh, hey, do whatever you want. 1.00

00:50:10.260 Yeah, what's up, bitch? 1.00

00:50:12.400 Yeah, I'm that nigga. 1.00

00:50:14.180 I'm that nigga. 1.00

00:50:15.640 I'm that nigga. 0.99

00:50:16.780 Let's go. 1.00

00:50:18.660 Damn it. 1.00

00:50:19.780 I want more girls for these clips. 1.00

00:50:23.300 Hey, dude, you look like you gave up your samurai journey to be a stoner with Siddhartha. 0.99

00:50:29.080 You are on some Buddhist shit right now, bro. 1.00

00:50:33.240 You need to go back to slicing up Japanese people. 1.00

00:50:36.180 hey all i'm all i'm gonna say is i survived the pandemic you know what i'm saying 0.99

00:50:41.180 wow you look like i got it hold on flexing let me stack my shit up oh are you taking a shit right 0.99

00:50:50.900 now are you on the toilet you're on the toilet i'm in the chair i've never seen a mexican born 1.00

00:50:57.980 in japan what up bro i'm colombian bro get your cocaine right yeah i'm the colombian here 1.00

00:51:05.860 you're doing that gay weed shit bro get a fucking eight let's go get an eight ball let's go get an 1.00

00:51:11.640 eight let's go get an eight and fucking crush it get an eight ball you might get a job 1.00

00:51:16.120 that weed is so gay and boring bro we gotta move you're a man you gotta be active let's go move it 1.00

00:51:24.720 don't do that my coke so white it want to talk to the manager to my coke so white it cracks a whip 0.99

00:51:31.900 my coke so white it go with colonel sanders fit my coke so white it invades poland 0.88

00:51:41.020 my coke so white it make your teeth look bright my coke so white it's got a pointy hat

00:51:49.960 my coke so white you can see it in the night my coke so white it's called the master coke 0.73

00:51:59.160 My coke so white it's a bear payment pipe my coke so white it has zero criminal record 1.00

00:52:07.880 That last one's so stupid 1.00

00:52:11.640 Okay 1.00

00:52:17.380 Did I did I have not read anything in check because it's always haha and kick W's you guys there's no way you're laughing for hours

00:52:25.240 You didn't write no one wrote one thing that I could read a yo this

00:52:30.640 Was good. Yeah, let's go on a date you and me

00:52:36.860 Hey, you know you want this you want this that nigga you love 0.99

00:52:42.940 I'm wasting all my I can't say inward next month because I'm wasting is 0.97

00:52:48.260 Why are we in a Pakistani bathroom, bro? 0.99

00:52:55.240 I'm that nigga 0.99

00:52:57.840 And I'm white 0.99

00:52:58.940 He said he that nigga 1.00

00:53:01.300 Oh I froze them with my 0.99

00:53:04.060 N pass

00:53:04.860 I turned off all 0.99

00:53:07.700 Look at that I was the landlord in that bitch 1.00

00:53:09.920 Turned off their wifi with the N word 1.00

00:53:12.320 Why is everyone black? 1.00

00:53:21.120 Because the app is 0.96

00:53:22.440 Finishing this joke

00:53:25.100 is career suicide.

00:53:28.060 All right, let's go. 1.00

00:53:31.660 Hey, yo, bitch! 1.00

00:53:33.300 Hey, yo, bitch! 1.00

00:53:33.880 Hey, yo, bitch! 1.00

00:53:33.940 Hey, yo, bitch! 1.00

00:53:38.140 You know some guy said Andrew Tate is funnier than Zirka 1.00

00:53:45.380 on the comment section?

00:53:46.640 He's like, he's just a little bit funnier than Zirka. 1.00

00:53:48.720 I'm like, that's such a cold problem.

00:53:50.140 Better than Dave Chappelle, let's be honest.

00:53:51.880 one in the chat if i'm telling the truth

00:53:56.360 girls only yo sneaker they want girls only and they want you on now okay what's the viewer

00:54:03.100 account chat 8 000 come here sneaker i'm really good at monkey

00:54:07.200 easy bro i'm being really funny today though i'm gonna go uh yo you guys look like yo what's up yo

00:54:20.920 Yo

00:54:21.980 You guys look like the teacher forced you guys to do a group project together. You're not actually friends

00:54:26.800 Why is there a fucking skinhead a Mexican and a Mexican trying to be a Chinese dude the fuck's going on here? 0.99

00:54:31.880 Who is that the best you're trying to reach any way? 1.00

00:54:34.080 Which one of the guys in your dumb ass kind of mixed up. You're the skinhead bro. Look you got you're wearing fucking jail stripes 1.00

00:54:39.540 You're in fucking hey. Oh you youtubers. I know I'm no enough sneak on that nigga calm sneaker 1.00

00:54:45.620 They know you come here. Oh

00:54:47.120 You're the nerd guy that hangs out with Sneeko. 1.00

00:54:50.440 No, I'm the guy who put my cock in your girl and fuck the shit. 1.00

00:54:55.260 You remember that. 1.00

00:54:56.600 You're the one that put your cock into Sneeko. 1.00

00:54:58.740 Sneeko! 1.00

00:54:59.380 Sneeko! 0.98

00:55:00.040 That's Sneeko! 0.97

00:55:01.580 Oh, my God!

00:55:04.180 Daddy?

00:55:04.940 No, it was good. 0.94

00:55:06.120 Sorry about this racist guy over here. 0.96

00:55:07.740 He took too much meth. 0.97

00:55:08.960 Oh, my God!

00:55:10.140 Oh, where are you going?

00:55:13.260 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:55:14.900 Anyway, Sneeko, no dick riding shit 1.00

00:55:24.940 Habibi 1.00

00:55:28.480 Habibi 1.00

00:55:30.440 Hey, fuck Aiden Ross, fuck everything 1.00

00:55:34.000 Yeah, fuck Aiden Ross 1.00

00:55:36.160 Fuck Aiden Ross 1.00

00:55:37.500 Fuck that motherfucker 1.00

00:55:38.300 And fuck kick, rumbles up 1.00

00:55:39.960 Fuck kick, bro 1.00

00:55:41.520 Fuck kick, fuck kick 1.00

00:55:43.880 Fucking rumble on top, nigga 1.00

00:55:46.020 Yeah 1.00

00:55:46.880 Niko

00:55:50.740 Hey, what's good, man?

00:55:53.260 Imagine really hit

00:55:54.340 Hey, what's good, what's good, what's good

00:55:57.200 Wait, say you swear to God, you're sneaker

00:55:59.660 I don't swear to God, I swear to Allah

00:56:01.680 Bro, this is fake

00:56:03.100 Alright, swear to Allah

00:56:03.740 Yo, swear 0.89

00:56:04.860 Alhamdulillah

00:56:07.520 Bro, there's no way

00:56:11.580 Wait, prove your sneaker

00:56:13.040 We've been having a conversation for way too long. Hey, but fuck that question. What's your least favorite race? 1.00

00:56:22.800 Damn wait white people white. Why why are white people? I don't know. They like two racers 1.00

00:56:30.100 To raise they think every is they think every Hispanic every Hispanic is Mexican

00:56:35.160 They like I don't know. It's crazy. So you don't think we should build the wall. I

00:56:40.420 Don't know

00:56:42.420 Wait, what type of taco are you?

00:56:45.500 That's crazy

00:56:49.500 No, no, no way I met the real sneaker. No, no, but like but like which one are you?

00:56:54.680 I'm Puerto Rican, so I'm in the States

00:56:56.680 Oh, okay. Okay. Is that where you are right now? That looks like are you in the Bronx right now?

00:57:01.240 No, I'm New York. You're in Brooklyn?

00:57:04.780 Yeah, you and Bushwick

00:57:06.780 You from Brooklyn? That's my nigga! Let's go! 0.88

00:57:09.780 Racist white people. He just came in. 1.00

00:57:12.540 Hey, he said his least favorite race is the whites. 1.00

00:57:15.160 Bro, I hate them. They watch their girls get fucked and enjoy it. 1.00

00:57:18.100 What the fuck? 1.00

00:57:19.060 I don't like black people, though, to answer that. 1.00

00:57:21.920 What's wrong with black people? 1.00

00:57:23.840 We're not doing a 24-hour stream, Steve-O. 1.00

00:57:26.920 Hold on, what's wrong with black people? 1.00

00:57:28.000 I said we're not doing a 24-hour stream. We're not doing that question. 0.97

00:57:30.480 Shut up! Shut up! 1.00

00:57:31.400 so they they saying that black people can be racist but i feel like they can't 1.00

00:57:38.920 right right right right right most racist i'm telling you to be like

00:57:45.760 he's spinning right now because every every race is capable of racism true

00:57:50.360 except christ and racism ends i don't know who that was

00:57:56.080 What's your least favorite race?

00:57:59.640 My least favorite race is 1.00

00:58:01.280 Okay, one second

00:58:03.000 I'm going to tell you

00:58:03.700 In three, two

00:58:06.660 I'd go with the Chinese, bro 1.00

00:58:09.400 Niko

00:58:09.920 What's up with you?

00:58:12.180 Niko

00:58:12.600 You on YouTube?

00:58:14.380 Nah, I'm banned on YouTube

00:58:15.320 For real?

00:58:17.540 You're lying

00:58:18.100 I'm a fan

00:58:18.880 You on YouTube now?

00:58:20.960 Nah, I'm banned

00:58:21.920 I'm banned on YouTube

00:58:22.300 You banned from YouTube

00:58:24.740 Chill out, bro 0.72

00:58:25.700 Who's that white guy yelling here? 1.00

00:58:27.700 I'm not white, I'm half black, I'm 6'5", I'm fucking, I can play NBA, I'm that nigga, let's go! 1.00

00:58:33.700 Woo! John Zirka, I go live on the street, come address me. 1.00

00:58:37.700 That's your brother or your daddy, cause I'm confused.

00:58:40.700 I don't know who that is. There's this random meth head that run through my apartment.

00:58:45.700 He know karate, tell him to do a backflip.

00:58:47.700 You said what?

00:58:48.700 Tell him to do a backflip, he know karate.

00:58:50.700 Uh, you know karate?

00:58:52.700 Right. Oh, yeah, I knew this one trick any time I

00:58:58.760 Do a flip do a flip this nigga 1.00

00:59:03.660 He said he's not a little white bitch. He's not gonna do a flip 1.00

00:59:06.900 Here wait only he said only white bitches do flips. I 1.00

00:59:22.700 This looks like a really good way to raise a kid

00:59:27.380 Repent

00:59:39.620 Repent

00:59:41.060 L parents 0.99

00:59:43.520 No, just terrible parenting

00:59:45.300 The west has fallen

00:59:47.380 You're right, Chad

00:59:47.960 Hey

00:59:51.100 Is that Shneeko? 0.90

00:59:52.700 hey do you think the west is over look it look it just like i'm looking what's up

01:00:04.460 do you think the west has fallen no why

01:00:10.860 because the west so it is falling i don't know okay

01:00:22.700 I'm going to come to Miami.

01:00:24.500 Get the...

01:00:25.660 Boy, you...

01:00:27.260 Boy, what?

01:00:28.320 No, no, finish the sentence.

01:00:29.160 Finish the sentence.

01:00:29.640 Boy, what?

01:00:30.340 Make fun of me.

01:00:33.120 Dang.

01:00:33.680 What you got?

01:00:34.600 That was offensive.

01:00:36.040 What you got?

01:00:36.720 No, what you got?

01:00:37.900 What you got?

01:00:39.180 Go ahead.

01:00:39.760 Go ahead.

01:00:40.160 Don't be defensive now.

01:00:41.140 You were all aggressive five seconds ago.

01:00:42.380 What's up?

01:00:43.740 What's up?

01:00:44.320 What's up?

01:00:45.020 What's up?

01:00:46.200 What's up?

01:00:46.840 Go to Miami.

01:00:48.460 You ain't coming to Miami.

01:00:49.580 You can't afford the flight.

01:00:51.380 Yes, I can.

01:00:52.200 With what money? What money?

01:00:54.240 I got motion.

01:00:55.480 You ain't got no motion. Show me some motion.

01:00:57.060 Wait, no, wait.

01:00:57.700 Yo, Zerker Sad, do you even like me?

01:01:01.900 Or do you think I'm a bum? WL on me.

01:01:04.140 You guys hate me because I'm not

01:01:05.300 loud and Zerker enough?

01:01:07.080 Yo, what's good? What's good?

01:01:08.680 Yo, Sneak Up. 0.98

01:01:09.580 Yo, how you doing, bro?

01:01:12.060 I'm doing good, bro. Where you coming from?

01:01:15.000 ATL.

01:01:15.320 ATL.

01:01:16.920 You're about a trap tonight.

01:01:19.000 ATL. Fuck that. It's STL. 1.00

01:01:21.180 let's go happen tonight bro what is wrong with you what you are trapping you just put on a

01:01:28.380 black tech without any shirt on you ready to go trap all night long you look like a lot

01:01:32.460 ordered justin bieber i don't have nothing bro oh yeah sneaker you know when you pulled out the

01:01:37.580 guns yeah you remember you remember i'm on char what's his name charlie what has something like

01:01:44.860 that yeah oh yeah keep going yeah what about it what about it nigga what is you doing on monkey 0.99

01:01:51.240 that's the question you look like you buy weed 40 a gram i'm 17 bro i'm 17 calm down i'm a kid

01:01:57.600 i'm a kid oh my god bro you 17 bro is it is it like is it okay if i made like 12k is that bad 0.96

01:02:06.380 every month that's horrible that's trash bro like google i'm seven nigga i'm 17 17 but look at this 0.99

01:02:13.340 bro you're literally stealing people's fridges from fucking souvenir shops i live with my 0.99

01:02:17.560 i live with my parents what is wrong with you i'm not out there all right well why don't you 0.99

01:02:21.980 donate to me bro what donate to you i don't know you you're random i know sneak okey famous you

01:02:29.100 were bozo nigga i don't know you that's fair that's actually you got me there yo he's cooking 0.91

01:02:33.460 right now i'm not responding to that one so how the fuck am i know him i've never seen him in my 1.00

01:02:39.060 life you look like justin bieber's ghost if he was a boy i can still stay your mama in your bitch 1.00

01:02:43.960 shut up pussy you fuck wrong with you you got no nigga bro get off my dick you was an open ass 1.00

01:02:48.660 man bro you can't even grow a real beard shut your pussy ass up nigga can you oh you're 17 1.00

01:02:55.200 i shave i shave i still got hair hair you look you grow pubes on your face instead i shave every day 1.00

01:03:00.940 calm down now now get up i mean you're telling me bro i have shoes on demand bro calm down he's

01:03:08.720 got shoes on demand are you are you work with little bump no who is a little pump let me stop

01:03:15.000 playing i'm faking yo you were cooking right there for a second skyline i'm not gonna lie

01:03:19.580 you look like everyone else you look like you look like the cute i know you look like i was 0.95

01:03:23.500 a body basic stepbrother's ass i know you look like the kid you meet at woodworks and he's kind 0.97

01:03:28.520 of your hairline is but you never see your forehead is shiny as hell back the hell up you 1.00

01:03:33.540 You look like a hungry, hungry hippo when you get close. 0.81

01:03:35.500 I like the way I toss his muscles. 0.99

01:03:37.520 What the hell is wrong with him? 1.00

01:03:38.440 Yo, you roast like a black person. 1.00

01:03:40.360 You look like you got rejected from the master race. 1.00

01:03:42.580 This is because I am. 0.97

01:03:43.760 I'm Italian, Puerto Rican, and black. 0.99

01:03:45.580 Damn, can't get worse than that. 0.99

01:03:48.120 How's that bad? 0.99

01:03:49.380 No.

01:03:50.380 The mixture just came out wrong, bro.

01:03:52.420 I'm a bozo.

01:03:53.220 Imagine if you were my age, then you know where you could be like that. 0.91

01:03:55.400 If I was you, I'd sue you.

01:03:57.820 I'm more well-known than you. 0.99

01:03:59.060 You a bozo. 0.89

01:04:00.040 I still got more people than you.

01:04:01.340 I know.

01:04:01.680 You got money, so sue your parents.

01:04:03.160 It's like, you, they've done your dirty with it.

01:04:05.440 What are my parents for?

01:04:07.200 For whatever genetics they brought. 1.00

01:04:10.320 I'll dunk on your bitch ass. 1.00

01:04:11.620 Fuck off. 1.00

01:04:13.520 My genetics is good. 1.00

01:04:14.680 I'm 6'3". 1.00

01:04:15.820 Call the fuck down. 1.00

01:04:16.820 Damn, he's 6'3", too. 1.00

01:04:20.400 Jesus, dad. 1.00

01:04:21.300 What is wrong with him?

01:04:22.860 I know my parents.

01:04:23.560 Why do you talk like a left-wing? 1.00

01:04:25.360 Yo, mama, by the way, yo, dumbass. 1.00

01:04:26.920 Why do you talk like a left-wing black woman in college? 1.00

01:04:30.160 bro you gonna get canceled your dumb ass stop saying nah you gonna get canceled this nigga 1.00

01:04:36.100 can't get canceled i'm the truth i'm the truth all right i'm gonna have a talk with your man 1.00

01:04:40.920 when you you look the blue eyes you have remind me of the women that suck my cock it's kind of 1.00

01:04:47.260 gay bro back up i'd be busting oh you have freckles too they do your parents did your 1.00

01:04:53.080 mama like me your mama like these freckles in these eyes shut up she was moaning to these 1.00

01:04:57.300 last night shut the fuck up whoa that's good that's good hop off hop off hop off hop off what 1.00

01:05:04.600 he's copying me now he said hop off what yeah i want to be just like 1.00

01:05:09.360 bros but you're an old bozo bro you have no joes bro shut the fuck up 1.00

01:05:13.860 you look like the personification like you're already back the fuck up your beard still ain't 1.00

01:05:21.080 grew yet i already told you yeah why are you covering your mouth bro why are you covering 0.99

01:05:26.020 your face oh don't do us no favors my fault my fault what am i covering damn you've bald in two 0.99

01:05:31.860 years bro a barber shop to get my hair cut how did you get you gotta the only thing black thing 1.00

01:05:38.500 about you is your hair like what the fuck i'm the i'm the height yo mama know what's black down that 1.00

01:05:44.340 Yo mama know 1.00

01:05:46.340 Calm down

01:05:48.340 Calm down

01:05:50.340 Sneakles to know me and him brothers

01:05:52.340 What's wrong with you?

01:05:54.340 Hey, hey, hey

01:05:56.340 Hey, hey

01:05:58.340 I'm not gonna lie, you was cooking bro

01:06:00.340 You was cooking

01:06:02.340 That nigga was not cooking, don't tell him to come back 1.00

01:06:04.340 He a bozo, the fuck he's not known 1.00

01:06:06.340 Yo 1.00

01:06:08.340 You wouldn't go subscribe

01:06:10.340 You wouldn't go follow him on kick

01:06:12.340 I don't know. I don't want to follow his bitch ass. I don't even know him. 1.00

01:06:15.340 What the-

01:06:16.340 Alright man, you be safe though.

01:06:18.340 Alright, you too Sneeko.

01:06:20.340 Alright bro. 0.99

01:06:21.340 Why do I keep moderating debates in Zerka's fucking stream? 1.00

01:06:25.340 Oh fuck bro. 1.00

01:06:27.340 Hey, put that away! 1.00

01:06:31.340 What the-

01:06:32.340 Yo, it's Sneeko bro!

01:06:34.340 Why you got the-

01:06:35.340 What is that?

01:06:36.340 Why you got two?

01:06:38.340 Yo, is this real Sneeko?

01:06:40.340 Clock it one time if it's real

01:07:10.340 That's all the school shooters out there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, you said school shooter

01:07:23.840 Yo, put your headphones on there. No, bro, you're doing good. Bro, you keep carrying

01:07:31.040 Hey, what's good? What up?

01:07:41.340 What's good bro?

01:07:42.340 Chat, what's the viewer coming?

01:07:47.340 Come in, you're not even on the camera.

01:07:52.340 Zerka, that's all you.

01:07:53.340 I should know what's going on.

01:07:55.340 Get him the camera.

01:08:01.340 You guys look like 26.

01:08:04.340 Aw, that was kinda sweet. 26.

01:08:06.340 Yo, Habibi 0.96

01:08:10.420 You too, Habibi

01:08:12.480 Habibi 0.99

01:08:13.340 Where are you from?

01:08:16.660 Did you pray today?

01:08:23.760 What?

01:08:24.400 Did you pray today?

01:08:27.340 That's good, bro

01:08:28.140 One minute

01:08:29.720 Okay, you're taking too long

01:08:34.740 You're soft 1.00

01:08:35.540 What the fuck, that guy's so soft, that's scary 1.00

01:08:37.420 That's depression 1.00

01:08:38.520 Chat, why are you saying gay? What did he do?

01:08:41.640 Bomb gay W terrorist? 0.98

01:08:43.060 Why is he chat? 0.99

01:08:45.740 I think this one's gonna pop on YouTube

01:08:47.440 Someone's gonna clip this and post it

01:08:49.140 We did good

01:08:49.740 I got a lot of DMs

01:08:51.040 I hate these room people 1.00

01:08:53.360 Fuck you, Lily 1.00

01:08:54.220 What do Zerker fans look like IRL? 1.00

01:09:00.160 There's a

01:09:00.720 I have a Discord page with the selfies

01:09:02.500 They're actually good looking guys

01:09:04.120 there's but they're scrawny and small like they're fit but they're not big chat what do you look like

01:09:08.760 i don't know this chat's a little different crowd

01:09:12.620 next next i hate these kind of people waste of time if you did girl mode only we'd crack 10k 1.00

01:09:21.720 hey yo bitch hey which one's for me 1.00

01:09:27.780 really 0.99

01:09:32.120 yeah i like left you guys look like you listened to broken by see see there

01:09:39.740 what the hell does that mean see there either is it what about what what about green day

01:09:47.660 fine i like green green day is good yeah green is good i know i like i like i like to listen

01:09:57.280 to like nigga music sometimes but green day is fun what the yeah you guys like walk around in 0.93

01:10:06.900 the mall all day what the hell does the ball mean the mall oh kind of no we wish we did we don't go

01:10:16.620 to the mall we walk around you guys you guys look like you're 17 and already gave up on life like

01:10:22.100 what's up with the low energy ladies like what happened did did sawyer not text you back what's 1.00

01:10:26.640 going on no this happened oh that stuff's gonna rot your brain don't do that no it actually helps

01:10:36.160 your brain grow no no my bad no no man no man will ever marry a stoner don't do that that's true 0.88

01:10:42.020 okay guys oh my god is that real are you guys filming we're on youtube live right now with 0.99

01:10:53.140 a hundred and forty eight thousand

01:10:55.260 viewers

01:10:55.920 wait what's your youtube

01:11:00.160 it's sneaker's couch

01:11:02.900 dot slash youtube

01:11:04.120 wait what

01:11:07.340 wait what

01:11:09.140 I'm a stoner 1.00

01:11:10.180 it's fucking retard shit 1.00

01:11:12.120 tell me how I can go to girl only 1.00

01:11:14.260 wait what I hate stoner so much 0.99

01:11:16.900 under your face cam 1.00

01:11:18.700 wasting your life 0.98

01:11:20.360 I can't believe I did like weed for like six month period of my life. I did weed for nine years, bro

01:11:25.680 What? Oh, could be worse

01:11:40.680 Where did Riz come from? 1.00

01:11:42.760 Charisma. Oh

01:11:44.680 Shit, I like this word now 0.99

01:11:50.360 hey hey hold on i can't see you it's up what's her youtube it's called i'm banned it's 1.00

01:12:00.280 it's called just we're done with you shut up 0.94

01:12:05.080 why are you switching cam i like them it just it's up i don't know what happened i like the 0.91

01:12:08.200 other camera on i i understand hello hey oh what the hell that wasn't like a whole

01:12:20.200 My bad

01:12:24.840 The camera's not showing up anymore

01:12:28.180 Yeah

01:12:30.180 We're back

01:12:31.680 Is it more British that nigga, bro? No, no, I don't we don't do hard are here. Don't say that don't say that you too 1.00

01:12:40.000 Why why can they see but monkeys fucking up because they can see he said refresh 0.99

01:12:44.860 refresh what wait what cam were you even capturing before no they i so some reason the monkey they 0.98

01:12:52.300 can see it but the check i we can't even see it i'm sure we relaunch it yeah spam best stream ever

01:13:00.200 if you guys want us to relaunch it if you want to end and say something else no one in the chat

01:13:05.480 is going to say end are they going to no my people don't end even if i'm not doing anything

01:13:11.960 I want to see what these guys look

01:13:16.180 Did you add your server to come here?

01:13:18.360 Why is there so many people in here?

01:13:20.240 No, I didn't even add them

01:13:21.500 Dzerka's cooking right now

01:13:23.540 Fresh fit, be boosting me

01:13:25.300 Why did you start a radio voice

01:13:28.340 When you went on Monkey?

01:13:29.580 You were all angry

01:13:30.740 Angry with who?

01:13:32.980 In the debate you just did

01:13:34.800 And now you're like

01:13:35.820 Hey, yo girls, what up?

01:13:39.280 You guys look like you voted for Joe Biden

01:13:41.780 No, I don't say that actually we would make a great double date

01:13:45.920 I like you on the left and I think Zerka likes the girl on the right. They're both on the left. What up girls? 0.98

01:13:50.520 I want to kiss you guys. How old are you?

01:13:53.220 Oh, I got that white bitch smiling. Let's go. How old are you guys? 1.00

01:13:58.020 Underage 1.00

01:14:00.020 Like yeah, like how underage though like like your birthday's next week type shit like we can't go to Starbucks white bitch 1.00

01:14:07.120 You know, I'll be turning 15 in a month. Oh, that's too old. I don't fuck with old people 1.00

01:14:11.780 Fuck 1.00

01:14:16.740 Shit 1.00

01:14:20.540 Don't clip that, Jack 1.00

01:14:21.520 Shit 0.99

01:14:24.540 That was really low 0.99

01:14:25.540 It's all fun and games

01:14:26.680 Till you run into these people in person

01:14:28.300 That always happens

01:14:29.880 Does that happen?

01:14:30.560 From Monkey?

01:14:31.420 No

01:14:31.780 When you do something weird to someone

01:14:33.300 They always spawn 0.95

01:14:34.780 They spawn in your mouth

01:14:36.280 Yo, what's the word?

01:14:37.980 Y'all in Miami?

01:14:39.080 Yeah, what's cracking?

01:14:39.680 What's cracking, Cub?

01:14:40.240 Yo

01:14:40.660 What you mean, what's cracking? 0.98

01:14:42.580 Ain't none of that what's cracking shit over here 0.98

01:14:44.260 What's bracken blood? 0.99

01:14:45.760 What's bracken? I ain't no blood

01:14:47.500 I got one. Say what's cracking

01:14:49.280 Nah, I ain't saying what's cracking

01:14:51.400 No, no, no. Sneak go say it

01:14:52.960 What's cracking, car?

01:14:53.940 The whip

01:14:54.540 Oh, y'all crip?

01:14:55.920 Y'all crip?

01:14:56.540 Crip

01:14:56.940 Y'all in Miami?

01:14:59.140 Yeah, yeah, we cripping in Miami 1.00

01:15:00.200 What y'all fucking with? 1.00

01:15:01.620 We just hate gay people here 1.00

01:15:02.940 You say what about gay people? 1.00

01:15:05.260 We just hate them 1.00

01:15:05.940 Oh, you hate them? 0.87

01:15:07.540 We jacking that hatred in Miami

01:15:09.700 Oh, you jagging at?

01:15:11.000 Yeah, what about you?

01:15:12.740 Nah, I ain't jagging at. 1.00

01:15:13.760 I fuck with gay people. 1.00

01:15:14.680 You want some gay shit? 1.00

01:15:16.340 You want some gay shit? 1.00

01:15:16.980 Nigga, I don't fuck gay people. 1.00

01:15:18.440 Do you fuck gay people? 1.00

01:15:19.640 Nah, I don't even look at that. 1.00

01:15:20.500 You said that. 1.00

01:15:21.920 No, I didn't say I fuck gay people. 1.00

01:15:23.880 I said I fuck with gay people. 1.00

01:15:25.560 I ain't saying. 1.00

01:15:26.520 You kind of sound retarded. 0.99

01:15:27.940 No, she's not. 1.00

01:15:28.780 And you kind of stuck in my dick, ugly. 1.00

01:15:30.860 You from East New York, right? 1.00

01:15:32.660 Nah, I ain't from no East New York.

01:15:34.040 You from Brownsville?

01:15:35.520 Nah, I ain't from no Brownsville.

01:15:36.600 You from Kumon? 1.00

01:15:37.500 Nah, you can suck this 1.00

01:15:39.260 Oh, why are you getting horny 1.00

01:15:42.160 I don't, what? 1.00

01:15:44.200 We're tired of staring at your wall, fuck this one 1.00

01:15:46.020 I don't care, y'all ugly, y'all chips 1.00

01:15:47.980 How do you live in an office building? 1.00

01:15:51.400 If we're ugly, then put your face on the camera 1.00

01:15:52.820 How you suck in my dick? 1.00

01:15:54.560 I know New York, you gotta find something else to say 1.00

01:15:57.540 It's just like, okay, we get it, you're from Brooklyn

01:15:59.420 You live in Project Housing

01:16:01.320 You know what I'm saying?

01:16:02.900 You get a bacon, egg, and cheese every morning

01:16:05.100 And you smoke backwards

01:16:06.260 and you talk to the Aki.

01:16:07.500 And you on this app.

01:16:08.500 And you on this app.

01:16:09.560 And I'm on this app.

01:16:10.660 Yeah, you on this app for your job.

01:16:12.700 She got you, bro.

01:16:14.020 That wasn't her cook. 0.99

01:16:16.400 Oh, what up?

01:16:17.440 Y'all on YouTube?

01:16:19.080 Absolutely.

01:16:20.220 Y'all on YouTube.

01:16:20.740 What's your YouTube?

01:16:21.500 What's your YouTube?

01:16:22.100 Do not skip, bro. 0.98

01:16:22.960 It's John underscore Zerka underscore that nigga. 1.00

01:16:29.620 Yo. 0.77

01:16:31.880 I know you was not trying to search that up.

01:16:33.900 You would just hear the last part.

01:16:35.100 Yeah, the last part is premium package actually I

01:16:39.780 Love you guys. Can I see your face at least for the channel or do I have to click away?

01:16:43.720 Yeah, you have to click away. Why do you guys look like you're in suge nights? 0.97

01:16:49.740 I call myself a nigga. I don't call nobody else a nigga. I'm not you call it as a nigga 0.97

01:16:56.340 You can't say that on my stream. You cannot say that hard are on my stream. Wait, can you pop a titty real quick? What the fuck?

01:17:05.800 You're 10 1.00

01:17:08.100 Yeah, so what?

01:17:13.240 Yo, okay before you take now face on yeah, it's just pop a titty then you can be mean to bigger

01:17:22.220 One more and I'll get better don't know more of those don't hate that. Hey, how you doing? Hey girls, what up? 0.97

01:17:28.820 What would you rate him on what the fuck? 1.00

01:17:30.820 Fuck, fuck, fuck 1.00

01:17:32.440 Damn bro 1.00

01:17:33.400 Ayo bitch works more 1.00

01:17:35.400 Hey, whoa 1.00

01:17:36.120 What the fuck 1.00

01:17:37.040 Who's that? 1.00

01:17:38.380 Kidding

01:17:38.980 Sneak up

01:17:39.900 Dude, everyone knows you here

01:17:42.680 This is so good to have sneak over this

01:17:44.720 How do we film it?

01:17:47.980 What does Aiden call you?

01:17:49.380 Sneaky up

01:17:50.100 I love Aiden bro 0.88

01:17:52.740 He's such a gay dude 1.00

01:17:54.480 Oh 1.00

01:17:55.920 We're getting skipped like a motherfucker 1.00

01:17:58.780 Cuz you this looks like a youtubers to you 1.00

01:18:01.640 Hey girl, we should fucking go on a date tell that other bitch shut the fuck up 1.00

01:18:13.620 You're gonna have to catch us first 1.00

01:18:20.140 I'm not a creep. I'm a pedophile 0.97

01:18:28.780 This one's not the creep, this one's the creep 0.97

01:18:33.120 Okay, enough, enough, enough, enough, don't clip that

01:18:42.440 Why are you hiding from the camera?

01:18:44.440 I don't want to scare them away 1.00

01:18:46.440 Yo, stop filming the corner of your fucking broke ass house 1.00

01:18:49.440 You're not that ugly 1.00

01:18:51.440 Well, probably though 0.99

01:18:53.440 You're probably really ugly 0.97

01:18:54.440 Hey, how you doing, baby? 0.99

01:18:59.900 I like your voice.

01:19:01.340 Where are you from?

01:19:03.060 Look at the bio.

01:19:04.900 Okay, you know what?

01:19:05.760 We're just going to say it.

01:19:06.740 Oh, Tennessee.

01:19:08.980 Okay.

01:19:09.440 You know, you're the only Tennessee.

01:19:11.640 That is so cringy.

01:19:12.560 You don't even know what we look like, and that is so cringy.

01:19:14.760 I like those feet that you're swinging up.

01:19:16.400 Go swing up those feet one more time for me. 1.00

01:19:19.460 I'm putting a nut all the way in Tennessee.

01:19:22.560 Ew.

01:19:23.360 What?

01:19:23.680 Oh

01:19:24.460 So

01:19:27.680 What'd you guys do today? 1.00

01:19:29.540 Did you guys fuck your cousins from Tennessee? 1.00

01:19:31.780 Are you guys related? 1.00

01:19:33.980 No

01:19:34.300 Why are you not in the same bed?

01:19:36.580 Because we're best friends

01:19:37.800 Friends

01:19:38.860 Okay 0.91

01:19:40.120 The last one talking is the uglier one

01:19:42.280 Do you guys also participate in the KKK?

01:19:45.220 No

01:19:45.520 You're not from Tennessee 0.96

01:19:47.280 Can I join?

01:19:48.800 No

01:19:49.360 I can't join the KKK with you?

01:19:52.300 No

01:19:52.860 Why would I want to be a part of it?

01:19:56.880 You gotta hit a pigment quarter actually

01:19:59.660 I didn't even make it you need a little bit of diversity in there 0.94

01:20:04.600 Are y'all like related or gay or something 0.99

01:20:08.180 You guys are the ones laying with your legs on top of each other on monkey without 1.00

01:20:15.100 Know that you guys look like you're related, but you could put your ugly little hick faces on the camera 0.96

01:20:22.860 That's that's the most that's the cleanest trailer like let me let me see that orc from lord of the rings face you got 1.00

01:20:31.340 Bro, we know you ain't talking y'all ugly as fuck all right. Yeah, what do I what do I look like then cook like I just cooked 0.99

01:20:37.740 Here i'll show you who you look like you want to know what tattoos are hot but not on y'all

01:20:42.860 I don't even have tattoos. It's a rom. Yeah, y'all do he do

01:20:46.300 I

01:20:49.300 Could tell that you're fat by the way your legs don't have a good shape to him 0.78

01:20:53.540 That's base. That's not even an insult

01:20:56.080 It is and so cuz it's ugly like you girls 0.99

01:21:03.160 Oh 1.00

01:21:10.460 But you're a Mexican you're a Mexican I don't fuck with this shit, bro. I'm Muslim, bro 1.00

01:21:16.300 It just got worse! Alhamdulillah.

01:21:18.720 Zerka needs to come to Islam, right? 1.00

01:21:21.240 Yes. Zerka, you would be 1.00

01:21:22.560 a great Muslim. Listen,

01:21:24.260 Zerka, last time I was on stream with you, bro,

01:21:26.400 you skipped me because I was

01:21:28.560 gassing Aiden, but I love you too, bro.

01:21:30.260 You're a great guy.

01:21:33.120 What's your name?

01:21:34.500 My name's Ahmad, bro, but you know,

01:21:36.140 it's Ahmed in Arabic. People don't speak Arabic,

01:21:38.480 so they call me Ahmad.

01:21:39.960 What's going to make Zerka finally come to the one true religion? 0.98

01:21:42.500 I'm not attracted to goats.

01:21:43.560 Listen, Zerka thinks anybody that's not

01:21:45.620 a christian is anti-christ so i respect him for riding with his religion but he needs to be a 1.00

01:21:50.260 muslim one day he'll convert that's the most base you're a real man for that bro there's grown men 0.62

01:21:56.340 who don't answer like that how old are you i'm 24. god bless you man my birthday is june 10th

01:22:02.900 my dude i'm give you mod in my channel all right what's your kick name um let me check i'll be

01:22:08.660 honest bro i'll be honest you don't be okay but i don't think you're really gonna make me one hold

01:22:13.780 I don't know how to use cake. This is your shit. 1.00

01:22:21.940 I don't know how to do this. 1.00

01:22:23.340 I'll DM you on Twitter, bro.

01:22:25.720 Yeah, and comment on everything and say,

01:22:27.600 I'm the guy from Monkey App.

01:22:29.120 Like, remind my brain.

01:22:30.960 Are you really going to remember me, bro?

01:22:32.260 He will.

01:22:33.360 Look at me, bro. On Christ's name, you got my heart.

01:22:35.860 Yo, you guys need to keep going crazy, though.

01:22:37.420 You guys really be making me laugh, no cap.

01:22:39.680 Mashallah. Thank you so much.

01:22:41.280 Of course. Sneaker, when you come into Rhode Island,

01:22:43.780 I

01:22:58.760 Hey, you like Asians 1.00

01:23:02.120 Depends it depends on what the type of Asian if they're driving 1.00

01:23:06.900 That's not true

01:23:08.900 Mm-hmm. I like that hole in your ear. We can go we can get spicy with that little hole in your type shit 1.00

01:23:16.180 You're the one with the giant hole in your ear. I just staring at you. I want to do something with it 1.00

01:23:19.820 I have a whole night. You're the one talking not me

01:23:22.660 I'm talking to you with all the slits in your eyebrows and all your little woke face 0.59

01:23:27.120 Mmm, I want to do I want to do witchcraft spells. I want to get a non-gender frappuccino. Yeah, I want to get a bisexual coffee with you 1.00

01:23:35.880 I 1.00

01:23:37.420 I want to raise my kids with transsexual pedophiles teaching. 1.00

01:23:41.280 I want to make you obsess with me, 1.00

01:23:42.740 and then you're going to cast an actual love spell on me

01:23:44.720 so that I stay with you.

01:23:45.600 I want to send all my money to Zelensky for you. 0.91

01:23:48.760 I'm going to put pronouns in my bio that you haven't even heard of

01:23:51.520 just so that people know that I'm with you.

01:23:53.080 I want to vaccinate you 10 times as you're pregnant. 1.00

01:23:55.880 I'm going to vaccinate you and penetrate you at the same time. 0.94

01:24:01.140 I'm not talking that way. 1.00

01:24:07.420 What the fuck? 0.99

01:24:08.580 It's not that funny. 1.00

01:24:10.360 No, it's not.

01:24:10.900 Oh, you guys are still here?

01:24:12.420 No, get in the camera, bro.

01:24:14.060 You said we're in kindergarten?

01:24:15.840 Yeah, get in, get in, let's do this.

01:24:17.520 Why, yeah, why, why, why, you got that?

01:24:19.100 Did he just say we're in kindergarten? 0.99

01:24:21.880 You sound retarded, actually. 1.00

01:24:23.400 Yeah, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 1.00

01:24:24.980 TBH, TBH. 0.99

01:24:27.520 I forgot Sneak was the same person as me.

01:24:29.580 He makes the vax jokes and all that.

01:24:31.300 Look at the same joke.

01:24:31.880 Hey, girls, what? 0.94

01:24:32.820 Two for, two, two on two, double date.

01:24:35.600 Double date.

01:24:36.920 Oh! 1.00

01:24:37.420 Fucking 0.99

01:24:42.060 Whoa double date. Let's go. Oh, she's skipping up 1.00

01:24:47.000 Stay on face. They don't like

01:24:51.400 Hi, oh

01:24:58.280 No 1.00

01:25:01.840 Fuck 1.00

01:25:03.840 Both of our egos just now. This is bad life 1.00

01:25:07.420 Yo, Sneeko, yo, is this real? 0.97

01:25:10.900 Put your head up like this and rub your tummy if it's real. 1.00

01:25:15.120 He's famous, you dumb fuck. 1.00

01:25:16.760 No, that's him. 1.00

01:25:18.220 No, no.

01:25:19.800 See, I knew it.

01:25:20.520 Why would you skip that?

01:25:21.440 I could tell by the room that that was going to happen.

01:25:23.920 Right, chat?

01:25:24.280 I know NPCs.

01:25:25.780 Did I not predict that?

01:25:30.160 I should have kept on them?

01:25:31.980 Yeah, fans always.

01:25:33.440 Yeah, I could have fawned them a little longer. 0.75

01:25:35.080 What are they paying for if you're not going to say hi?

01:25:37.420 Chat's saying Heal Mike is having a meltdown without you, Lowell. What's Mike doing?

01:25:41.560 Oh, they always say that. Don't...

01:25:43.320 Is this real?

01:25:44.140 Capazzo mean...

01:25:45.020 Hey, Huey! Huey, what up, Huey? Where's Riley?

01:25:50.400 Let's go go de-growsing.

01:25:54.700 Huh?

01:25:55.780 You don't watch Boondocks?

01:25:56.660 No.

01:25:57.260 That's all my comedy, Chat knows, is from the Boondocks and Family Guy fused. 0.99

01:26:01.040 Yeah, white people stealing from the blacks. 0.99

01:26:01.700 Gangs delicious. 1.00

01:26:02.840 Stealing from the blacks, just... 1.00

01:26:04.200 Boondocks is the best show ever. 0.99

01:26:05.660 All your artwork comes from black people.

01:26:07.420 What kind of man doesn't watch boom dog gotta wear my last day 0.99

01:26:16.700 Oh, I saw this edition. This is girls only chat. Is that what I click? Oh 0.85

01:26:22.940 You should go to Hogwarts

01:26:29.260 That was so clean

01:26:37.420 popcorn no then why don't we boil it do you like these nuts you probably do have them like 0.98

01:26:46.680 i gotta tell it's 2023 i can't tell who's a fucking dude anymore i just always assume 0.99

01:26:53.020 you probably have a cough do you have a cough no i'm just joking oh we're good because i hate 0.99

01:27:00.460 you don't like the trans either um just not my cup of tea 1.00

01:27:06.080 Yeah, not my cup of knife cutting 0.80

01:27:09.060 Which one of us is cuter

01:27:14.280 I feel like I'm

01:27:17.940 No, he's not like a big 0.92

01:27:20.320 Big dude like I'm that nigga 0.53

01:27:22.120 I'm the big one

01:27:23.000 Yeah, but he has

01:27:26.680 More clout

01:27:28.240 I don't know

01:27:28.900 You're right about that

01:27:31.600 Never mind

01:27:32.380 He messed it up 0.70

01:27:35.380 what'd i do yeah yeah you did yeah you just you got and he's a racist his parents were slave owners 0.72

01:27:41.300 that's true or grandparents oh that's a shame yeah he was you were this close he wants to

01:27:48.100 he wants to fill in their footsteps hey can i get right what the

01:27:54.260 what the what did they say um they turned into a cracky

01:28:05.620 okay they're being quirky i don't like this humor

01:28:09.380 nice person though we're not mean yeah yeah yeah yeah yes okay

01:28:15.380 oh i'm supposed to click that you're going to share

01:28:19.300 hey girl pick a guy you hit the lottery today which millionaire do you want 0.99

01:28:24.260 I want you. Yeah, you do. What did I do? Nothing. Yeah. What do you want to do to me?

01:28:34.380 Be sneaky. Oh, no, you can't even read

01:28:39.980 Why do people keep adding a lot there? It says sneaker. There's very clearly a

01:28:45.880 You listen to young doll

01:28:54.260 Is 0.88

01:29:03.960 Period you look like you just robbed Ikea. I like the hat. Let's go

01:29:20.420 We can never see chat

01:29:24.260 No, just give up, okay?

01:29:27.540 I'm going to read in the chat.

01:29:29.940 Hey.

01:29:35.140 How old are you?

01:29:37.900 No, tell us.

01:29:38.960 18.

01:29:39.960 Okay, we can work with that.

01:29:41.620 20.

01:29:42.580 20, okay.

01:29:43.580 Is any of your birthdays? 0.94

01:29:47.300 Because I'm a pedophile. 0.87

01:29:48.820 Huh?

01:29:49.460 I mean, how was your day?

01:29:50.900 Oh. 1.00

01:29:52.340 Fuck. 1.00

01:29:52.740 Bro, why would you down? They were good-looking too, man. That's my type 1.00

01:29:58.260 Can you not believe what the pedal is? I can't do I just have to do that. Do you have

01:30:06.100 Why so many blacks on an app called monkey, I don't know man, they just 1.00

01:30:10.820 If you build it, they will come. What are you talking about?

01:30:14.500 Um, I was just listening to what y'all was saying. This looks like the last thing I see when the school shooter kills me

01:30:20.900 Mm-hmm change the fucking channel. This is scary though. I'm in a kindergarten classroom. Like this is getting the fuck out of 1.00

01:30:27.340 Yeah, it looks like I just said stop drop and roll 0.98

01:30:32.400 Why are you whispering we can hear every word you said

01:30:35.620 What you mean I heard someone say 1.00

01:30:39.840 What I heard you whisper you called me a faggot 1.00

01:30:43.920 No, I did. Why would you say that to him? That's my friend. I'm gay. I would never okay 1.00

01:30:49.000 Bro, we have to be accepting over everyone. 0.99

01:30:50.900 He's a gay guy.

01:30:55.220 I'm accepting.

01:30:56.620 Can you apologize for that statement?

01:30:58.880 I'm so sorry. 1.00

01:31:00.240 Faggot. 1.00

01:31:00.900 Why? 1.00

01:31:01.500 Don't. 1.00

01:31:01.960 What the fuck? 1.00

01:31:02.680 What? 1.00

01:31:03.420 Never directly call someone.

01:31:07.000 That's not my brand, bro.

01:31:09.020 I've never.

01:31:09.940 I'm sorry.

01:31:10.800 It just came out.

01:31:12.000 You actually do that for your channel?

01:31:14.040 No. 0.85

01:31:14.240 You told people that you are a knife, man. 0.86

01:31:17.520 I'm sorry.

01:31:18.240 We love everyone

01:31:20.240 How old are you?

01:31:23.320 Skip bro

01:31:23.940 You called a child

01:31:24.860 You're doing my whole stream

01:31:27.340 I don't even know

01:31:28.000 But how do we know

01:31:28.840 I don't want to hate threads for this

01:31:30.420 Are you calling a child

01:31:33.100 How do you know

01:31:33.700 How do you know it's a child

01:31:34.740 It was just a stream 1.00

01:31:35.600 Dude look at the fucking ceiling 0.99

01:31:36.780 I don't know what that is 1.00

01:31:38.040 What's up 1.00

01:31:38.560 Why are you doing this fucking 1.00

01:31:39.880 Chinchong stuff 1.00

01:31:40.800 Can you 1.00

01:31:41.080 What the fuck 1.00

01:31:42.080 Why bro 0.99

01:31:42.760 I can say that

01:31:43.780 I can say that

01:31:44.580 Stop

01:31:44.840 They're gonna do us 0.99

01:31:45.600 Really bad on

01:31:46.520 On the threads

01:31:47.640 you actually call people that word what if you're gonna say a bad word you don't point

01:31:53.160 and call someone i didn't even i was just all right which which type of sushi are you

01:31:59.520 is this your whole thing this is what you add to the website boring bro next 1.00

01:32:07.220 you suck you quit it you quit this app you suck you suck 1.00

01:32:11.120 i like you yeah no i like that i like the mask right it's dinner time 1.00

01:32:18.380 oh i like left hey no dibs let them fuck dude these fucking bitches 1.00

01:32:31.420 yo those two white girls from tennessee earlier said i look like a monkey 1.00

01:32:42.940 i don't know i should take that if i was blacker i would like sue them for that 1.00

01:32:47.100 i mean they have oh this one said it i can't believe we randomly went live and crushed it

01:32:56.160 Hey

01:32:59.600 Hey, I've got a question

01:33:02.600 What is you throwing up? Oh my god, you was gangbanging. I was not

01:33:06.600 No, I was not

01:33:08.820 Ron you won't go pee pee for pee pee. I'll show you my dick. You should 1.00

01:33:12.560 Whip it out then whip it out and slap 1.00

01:33:16.520 That's not fair that would be a big black cock we don't have a BBC 1.00

01:33:21.600 Yeah, but you 1.00

01:33:23.600 That's unfair. That's like you're gonna humiliate us in front of our

01:33:28.840 How many people y'all got on here

01:33:31.880 We just we're just getting started so it's like

01:33:34.540 20 but if you whip it out, it's gonna go up to 50 0.96

01:33:37.000 I know you're lying if you whip it out like we can really make something happen type shit 0.94

01:33:41.480 Right if you want to twitch. I'm gonna get your twist band for how big it is. We're on kick. They allow porn 0.88

01:33:47.880 No, they do not 0.97

01:33:49.880 Yes, babe, look at you dodging go whip it out right now whip it out here. Go to 1.00

01:33:55.320 Whip it out

01:33:57.920 Who gonna stop me? You know, go to kick comm Z H E R K Zerka. Look at the chat and then whip it out 1.00

01:34:07.780 Say the fuck up man, you were moving to 1.00

01:34:12.200 Lady 1.00

01:34:13.560 Today

01:34:14.920 We gotta pull it out bird. Yeah. Yeah, we do

01:34:19.880 Yeah, we do something to make me hard for quick

01:34:25.940 Crazy statement you decide wait, how old is you beach?

01:34:30.640 It's yeah, I'm talking to you, right?

01:34:39.700 Yeah 0.97

01:34:43.160 Hey listen, I'm the nigga here 0.90

01:34:45.160 You got that 1.00

01:34:47.080 But are you like you could be black? Yeah, he would you mix with 1.00

01:34:50.920 Especially that one right there

01:34:52.920 100% white

01:34:55.720 And you just gonna take that

01:34:57.720 No, but you let your friend say that though. Exactly. Oh, but you're the blacker version like I'm only like 25% 0.99

01:35:03.860 You're a hunted and you just let him say that

01:35:06.760 What are you are you like for the Queen? Oh

01:35:08.760 You know stop stop stop stop you you dodging the whole thing go whip it out right now tranny 1.00

01:35:15.160 You're gonna get banned like oh my god. Don't call the dykes of tranny. Why what the fuck. Hey, we're having this is comedy 0.99

01:35:24.880 Okay

01:35:27.040 Wow, that was my time to skip right phew chat. Are we cooking or no? Yes or no?

01:35:34.480 Are you Filipino? Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're blazing. Yeah, you're one of me

01:35:39.660 Hey! 0.99

01:35:40.660 Hi!

01:35:41.660 Hey, I'm one of you.

01:35:43.660 Yeah.

01:35:44.660 Hey, how old are you?

01:35:45.660 18.

01:35:46.660 18.

01:35:47.660 We can date.

01:35:48.660 Are you a virgin?

01:35:49.660 Yeah.

01:35:50.660 You wanna have kids?

01:35:52.660 With the right person, yeah.

01:35:56.660 Well, if we have kids, they're not gonna be mixed. 1.00

01:35:58.660 They're just gonna be our race. 0.99

01:35:59.660 We'll go repopulate the earth with Blasians. 1.00

01:36:02.660 Okay.

01:36:03.660 Okay, where are you from?

01:36:04.660 I'm from Jacksonville, Florida.

01:36:07.660 Wait, how far is that from Miami?

01:36:10.580 I think it's one white van away, bro.

01:36:14.180 Just one white van and a little bit of roofie.

01:36:16.300 How old is you for real?

01:36:18.140 18.

01:36:19.980 What's your Instagram?

01:36:22.820 Hold on.

01:36:23.640 I don't know it.

01:36:25.060 Wait, what?

01:36:25.680 Say the game?

01:36:28.100 Okay, K-I-M. 1.00

01:36:29.720 K-I-M. 1.00

01:36:31.560 Fuck! 1.00

01:36:32.520 You're going to jail. 1.00

01:36:34.620 Because you'd be in jail.

01:36:36.020 Hey, it's you guys again. What up?

01:36:41.880 Hey, I hope you nice to them you know be energetic this time you guys were so rude last time we're fucking 0.96

01:36:48.420 Excuse me when I'm fucking talking. We're we're live. We're doing our job here right now 0.84

01:36:54.160 Job nigga, which we mean fuck a job. This ain't no welfare. We're live. Help us do the content 0.99

01:37:00.040 I don't give a fuck about the council. You gonna get it regardless

01:37:02.740 Regardless

01:37:04.100 Yeah, you gonna give it to me

01:37:06.100 Yeah, but never 1.00

01:37:08.100 Don't act like you wouldn't take this fucking white boy dick 1.00

01:37:10.980 I'm scared of the pink, that would never happen 1.00

01:37:13.920 Don't act like you wouldn't want me to put this down that echo hole

01:37:18.160 That echo chamber

01:37:19.460 Don't even try it in the air, sorry

01:37:22.440 Okay, well, yeah 0.98

01:37:24.020 Don't act like you don't want to at least suck my car 0.99

01:37:27.320 But never suck the little thing 1.00

01:37:29.600 Bad, bad 0.99

01:37:30.440 Bad 1.00

01:37:31.340 okay it's medium so what so what if white people have a medium cock are you going to discriminate 0.98

01:37:37.060 that's racist that's not discriminate we just don't do pink it's not 0.99

01:37:41.040 you what if what if you guys turn the lights off

01:37:46.680 then i'm getting then i'm getting then i'm getting wrong

01:37:50.100 all right give me the other one she's more feminine you're so combative like sit the 1.00

01:37:55.720 fuck he just said we don't do pink no she want me as you can tell yeah she kind of does on the 1.00

01:38:00.340 Right, I think I should kind of feel in the white boy. Yeah 1.00

01:38:03.580 You drink milk, huh

01:38:07.200 You drink milk honey, what do I have to do what I gotta do to get you

01:38:12.580 Let me see your tattoos

01:38:14.580 Look at that a lot of money. I spent a lot of money on this. Yeah. Yeah, you are my

01:38:19.280 Yep, Miami Miami. Yeah. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, you guys in Miami. You guys want to meet right now?

01:38:24.680 Buy us out take us out there easy done deal with the fuck yo, but I want but you can't be combative here 1.00

01:38:30.100 Because I actually fuck up women. 1.00

01:38:31.500 I got bisexual hands. 1.00

01:38:32.640 I'm not no fucking little white boy, right? 1.00

01:38:35.360 I fucking throw you through that fucking paper wall. 1.00

01:38:37.900 Don't fuck with me, bro. 1.00

01:38:39.820 Huh? 1.00

01:38:40.720 My hands is lesbian. 0.96

01:38:42.820 Lesbian? 0.99

01:38:43.340 I convert you. 1.00

01:38:44.220 I take you to conversion therapy.

01:38:45.580 We save your soul.

01:38:46.720 In Jesus' name, young lady, come here.

01:38:48.980 I'm Muslim.

01:38:49.700 I'm good with all that.

01:38:50.480 Muslim? 0.99

01:38:51.040 This just gets worse and worse. 0.97

01:38:53.160 Where's your hijab?

01:38:55.540 Why I got to wear it all the time?

01:38:57.480 Because you're talking to two men who are looking at your hair.

01:38:59.940 It's supposed to be just wait. Where's your husband?

01:39:02.140 Where's different? Oh, different type of Muslims, right? No, we're the type that have goals

01:39:05.980 No, don't say that there's only one type of Muslim. You can't just make up random stuff

01:39:09.380 That wrap it here up is Moses that don't know that right? Why can't I have your friend?

01:39:14.800 My friend don't you want to are you lesbian? 1.00

01:39:19.060 You be censoring issue 0.93

01:39:23.120 Yeah

01:39:25.120 Oh, who pays for the meal when you go out with your girl? 0.99

01:39:28.240 Who pays for the meal

01:39:31.020 When you go out with your girl

01:39:32.220 You must be boosting your views up

01:39:34.320 What they saying

01:39:36.980 If two lesbos go to a bar 1.00

01:39:39.800 Who's paying for the fucking 1.00

01:39:41.260 Who the fuck are you talking over 1.00

01:39:43.460 They're saying lesbian Muslim L 1.00

01:39:45.300 Well he real sassy 0.99

01:39:47.000 Real sassy

01:39:47.920 I'm the rude one

01:39:49.920 I start off nice

01:39:51.300 I'm not the rude one 1.00

01:39:53.200 You need some black pussy 1.00

01:39:54.780 I'm not aggressive but I'll be aggressive inside 1.00

01:39:58.160 Oh

01:39:59.660 No, we don't like it aggressive. That's the problem with you niggas y'all fuck too hard. Yeah, don't like that 1.00

01:40:04.680 Well, then you can have sneaker what the 0.99

01:40:07.340 Think of the money if you don't want him

01:40:09.700 What do you like? What do you want?

01:40:11.700 Like the black with a black friends that you want to fuck a black guy. That's just like a slowpoke 1.00

01:40:17.400 You ever see you see black calm. That's just a slowpoke. You want an Asian guy like fuck you like a chihuahua 1.00

01:40:23.920 Oh 1.00

01:40:27.040 Yeah, he climbed you just go like

01:40:29.620 Fable one just a little bit

01:40:33.600 So what up

01:40:44.460 I

01:40:47.340 Think we've got a million clips for YouTube this should do a million views. Okay. One more little Brian. This is my day off man

01:40:52.540 Yeah, this is my day off and look at circuit, bro

01:40:54.620 We'll wrap it up, Chad. We'll wrap it up

01:40:55.760 I was supposed to leave and then sneak off

01:40:57.880 You are still leaving. I'm viral

01:40:59.620 You're still leaving. I can't go anywhere

01:41:01.980 What the fuck? 1.00

01:41:07.440 You look like the girl from The Grudge 1.00

01:41:09.900 Bro, those are the decisions

01:41:13.140 Demonically possessed

01:41:14.700 The off-brand

01:41:16.020 Okay, alright, don't shoot 1.00

01:41:18.100 Why the fuck did you just say my name like that? 1.00

01:41:33.420 Wait, how do you say your name? 1.00

01:41:35.100 It's on the fucking wall. 1.00

01:41:36.700 Can you not read? 1.00

01:41:40.080 Do you know what IQ is?

01:41:44.000 No.

01:41:44.780 Yeah, I figured.

01:41:47.020 Okay.

01:41:48.100 Wrap it up chat. Stop saying sneaky. Oh sneaky. Oh can chat. What do we be cat? Hey, yo Columbine. What up? Hey, erudite

01:42:00.040 You know that destiny orbiter that I'm talking about hello, yeah, I know this chat. No, hey, what's up with you?

01:42:08.680 You're about to just snap

01:42:12.820 She looks like 0.55

01:42:18.100 Why did you give up?

01:42:23.240 You look like you write poems about how you hate your parents.

01:42:29.120 Yeah.

01:42:30.220 You need Jesus.

01:42:31.580 Yeah.

01:42:32.540 You look like you've considered transitioning.

01:42:37.720 Oh.

01:42:38.600 No?

01:42:39.380 Okay.

01:42:41.140 You look like your pronouns are Zika!

01:42:46.980 Gotcha.

01:42:48.100 Have a wonderful day. God loves you.

01:42:50.220 Okay, good.

01:42:56.080 That's it.

01:42:56.640 Is this your job?

SNEAKO - May 29, 2023

SNEAKO & Zherka Troll NPCs On Monkey!

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