SNEAKO - SNEAKO Literally Blind Dates Two Baddies!

00:00:00.000 so chat i need y'all to super check questions in that you want to go to ask the girl on the blind

00:00:05.320 date okay she is ready ready to go so i'm gonna have you just uh talk to her she's gonna be sitting 1.00

00:00:11.620 right here and we'll do a first date style we'll do it for example like hey what's your name where

00:00:17.280 you're from what you do and you go a little bit deeper if you want to but the goal is to see if

00:00:22.420 she likes you and if you like her all right okay and i was blind we're just gonna go out vibes

00:00:26.920 and after we might go out as well so you never know what may happen i like your laugh already

00:00:30.540 so you're not blindfolded what's your name or no what's your fake name give me some name i can call

00:00:33.860 you who my events and are you cuban no i'm not cuban where are you from i'm from miami

00:00:41.680 how are you doing tonight you seem like you have uh you what are you uncomfortable about

00:00:46.440 the rain or something no i just got a little heartbreak now i'm here trying to get my heart

00:00:50.820 fixed by you yeah i'm hopefully i'm gonna meet my wife tonight you sound like it you sound like

00:00:54.920 wifey how long ago did you get your heart broken um maybe about four days ago that's not fresh

00:01:01.860 that's back in that's way in the past four days that ain't fresh fresh is fresh that's that that's

00:01:07.000 that's old news yeah what went wrong why did he not treat you like the queen that you are

00:01:12.820 um i'm gonna be honest i'm pretty sure it's because he was caught up on another chick

00:01:19.380 But the other chick, long story short

00:01:22.280 She's messy 0.85

00:01:23.140 I found out she got

00:01:24.820 Pregnant by different news

00:01:27.000 Paying for the abortion

00:01:28.380 So you didn't lose nothing

00:01:30.260 It's time to upgrade, you in Miami, you in a nice city

00:01:32.940 You talking to your new husband 0.98

00:01:34.960 Why do you need to be stressing about some shit from way back in the past 0.99

00:01:37.720 That's basically three months 0.98

00:01:43.840 Yeah, Miami time

00:01:46.540 That's way in the past

00:01:47.420 so talk to me what do you what do you look for in a man um just honesty transparency

00:01:55.360 humor a little bit of inner child but exterior grown adult wait what you mean a little bit of

00:02:03.420 inner child play video games you know you're pretty lit on cartoons culture young young

00:02:10.620 entertainment like you're aware of things the internet you know so you're a nerd yeah basically

00:02:17.420 Okay.

00:02:17.860 Now I'm trying to figure out what you look like right now.

00:02:19.700 I'm trying to paint a picture.

00:02:21.120 Are you wearing a dress right now that's cropped right here?

00:02:23.480 No, I'm wearing my own clothes and mine.

00:02:25.380 You're wearing a hoodie?

00:02:26.640 No, I'm wearing my clothes and my own merch.

00:02:28.900 Oh, so you're wearing a t-shirt and jeans?

00:02:30.120 No, I'm wearing a whitey suit.

00:02:32.080 I look like a Power Ranger right now.

00:02:34.020 Orange.

00:02:34.500 It's orange, right?

00:02:35.260 It's really not orange.

00:02:36.560 What is it?

00:02:37.580 It's blue.

00:02:38.120 Baby blue.

00:02:38.980 It's baby blue.

00:02:39.720 Okay.

00:02:40.160 It's a bright color.

00:02:40.760 But your shoulders are exposed or not?

00:02:42.940 No, nothing's exposed on my fingers.

00:02:44.680 Okay.

00:02:45.440 Okay.

00:02:45.760 so the cleavage like how's that looking right now can you can i i'm trying to get a picture of you 0.73

00:02:49.880 it's nice i got like a b cup but people think it's bigger it's not it's just breaking

00:02:54.700 you didn't get them done right b cup that's probably just no people think they're fake

00:02:57.700 no they're actually real how do you prove that to me right now

00:03:01.300 i don't know what to say i thought my feelings would just show through my breasts

00:03:06.500 see i would ask to feel them but that's way too soon this is our first date that's that's too

00:03:12.160 much but maybe you can jiggle in them I can hear the plastic oh that's that

00:03:19.840 that's real that's real for sure where am I going got my hand you put it there

00:03:30.000 Amy okay that's real for sure what are you five eight five nine I've gotten

00:03:37.060 every single thing wrong but you got straight hair you got straight hair for

00:03:41.360 for right now okay okay but naturally it's curly yeah i have beautiful hair okay and you're light

00:03:49.280 skin no i'm not i'm not light-skinned what's your ethnicity african-american fresh how dark is she 1.00

00:03:59.440 let's just say i'm way darker than her okay so you're light-skinned no i'm not 0.69

00:04:04.880 like baritone like caramel like beyonce black well she gets lighter every day so i can't even

00:04:11.920 answer that right okay compare yourself to a celebrity right now like what what am i working

00:04:16.480 with sierra what color sierra is okay sierra okay sierra that was an old reference so you

00:04:21.840 got to be like 28 you like 28 29 no how old are you 23 yeah how old do i look

00:04:36.640 i look like i'm 20. why you say that well you still you know like you're in your late 20s

00:04:42.560 you still got a young side so i still in the junior 20s actually i i just turned 24 last week

00:04:48.240 so i got an old soul feeling to me okay that's nice people say that about me yeah i just said

00:04:54.600 that about you so we both old souls okay can i shake your hand now i want to i really want to

00:04:58.800 get to know you later what's that which oh because yeah yeah yeah you're right now i'm trying to get

00:05:05.580 a sense of your vibe and everything so your sleeves go down here yeah and you got small 0.99

00:05:12.260 hands your nails done oh you got long ass nails you got that fucking clackety clackety attitude 1.00

00:05:16.320 nails these are these got a design on them right no design they're there are what color 0.99

00:05:23.360 it is you wearing a light blue dress you probably if you got merch then you you you want to fashion

00:05:29.920 so you will coordinate the nails with your dress not really i'm not i'm not cheap and corny that's

00:05:37.040 matching it up with the colors is corny yeah because if you're going to get your nails done

00:05:40.800 you change your clothes every day unless you're going to wear the same color every day

00:05:44.720 if you keep them neutral okay so it's white almost it's like a transparent thing like

00:05:51.120 pretty bland okay okay and what shoes you got on you got what those heels that that wrap around 1.00

00:05:57.040 like up to the ankle no sir what you got let me feel the pointy thing okay okay okay you got a

00:06:08.160 nice foot thank you now ask about ask something about me i'm here leading the conversation i'm

00:06:14.160 asking all these questions it's a blind day i'm trying to figure you out like you act like it's

00:06:18.000 not mutual like you act like we can't get to know each other right now how tall are you that's all

00:06:22.320 i look i'm gonna okay i feel like you're five eight five nine what i'm sorry so i don't know 0.96

00:06:31.360 numbers though you know my love chat what the fuck wait stand up stand up stand up you 5'3 0.84

00:06:36.660 she just called me 5'8 oh my god yo fresh you know 5'8 is the average height right 1.00

00:06:42.100 what the fuck i'm 6'3 oh i don't know i'm on heels i'm legally 6'3 bro the disrespect i just 0.96

00:06:54.080 got my florida license too i used to be 6'2 in new york i'm 6'3 in florida yeah but now bro i feel 0.99

00:07:00.740 so disrespected right now i look five eight bro i thought we were doing well with the 27 comment

00:07:06.980 but you just lost some points bro and you see their fresh annual creases in my forces right now

00:07:20.580 miami is not communist the taxes are cheaper i just got my uh my little strap today i can protect

00:07:27.300 myself i got the five there's a lot of you know i need that you got to keep it on you you got to

00:07:34.980 keep it on you can't do that in new york without being a criminal and now i have a lot more let's

00:07:40.660 say i got more eyes on me and what comes what comes with yeah so a lot of haters a lot of

00:07:46.180 people talking so just uh just to let them know that i'm ready and i'm in a secure building now

00:07:52.100 i was living in the hood in brooklyn that was pretty easily accessible i was living on the

00:07:55.300 first floor like at a ground level yep oh yeah from like bushwick bedside where were you from

00:08:02.900 okay well what sneeko that name sneaky sneaker head i'm just sneaker that that's my name that's

00:08:11.060 that's what they call me okay yeah i i named it myself but that's what everybody called me

00:08:16.820 would you say your name was again maya banks maya banks yeah i think freshly that you weren't

00:08:21.780 supposed to say your name but okay so what do you do for the living oh you're a banker i'm not a

00:08:30.420 banker i just do data entry i handle um i don't know if you heard this big corporation called hig

00:08:35.700 capital and there's one in brickville one in japan different areas okay you a data analyst

00:08:42.180 or data scientist sort of data analyst no i'm not a data scientist no i also do rap music so that's

00:08:48.500 That's another thing, but yeah, you gotta check.

00:08:52.060 Are you a work from home type person?

00:08:53.860 No, I have to drive to Cornell Gables every day

00:08:57.020 and look at emails and crazy scams and stuff.

00:09:01.520 I'm not gonna see it, just do my job.

00:09:04.160 I can hear in your voice

00:09:05.220 that there's a lack of excitement right now.

00:09:06.640 There's a lack of fire.

00:09:07.860 It's like you're finishing your sentences like,

00:09:09.600 I have to drive to Cornell Gables. 0.63

00:09:11.380 I just got a very shitty moment. 0.98

00:09:12.440 I just broke up with some bum. 1.00

00:09:16.020 I'm from Miami. 0.99

00:09:16.860 I just got a very shitty monotone voice 0.88

00:09:18.960 and a lot of people pick at it, so.

00:09:20.400 No, you don't have to, but there's a lack of,

00:09:22.180 it's not the monotone, it's the lack of energy.

00:09:23.840 It's that every sentence is falling off.

00:09:26.520 Okay, maybe I should move my hand from my mouth

00:09:28.220 so that way I can keep projecting.

00:09:30.280 Why are you covering your mouth?

00:09:31.100 You nervous?

00:09:31.940 No, it's just a thing where I, I don't know,

00:09:33.580 I just put my hand up, I'm not explaining to you, but.

00:09:38.680 So what made you wear this outfit today,

00:09:40.300 this black shirt with the present,

00:09:44.360 Not denim, but the present denim look.

00:09:46.780 What made me wear this outfit?

00:09:48.400 I like it.

00:09:49.200 It's very simple.

00:09:51.760 That sounded like a diss and a compliment at the same time.

00:09:53.900 No, I like it.

00:09:54.760 I said my nails are simple.

00:09:56.020 I like traditional, simple swag.

00:09:58.400 It's pretty dope, classic.

00:10:00.300 Yeah, I like the classic look.

00:10:01.460 I had Tristan Tate on my stream today, so I figured.

00:10:03.900 I knew he was going to go dressed up really professional, so I wanted to wear something simple, but also nice at the same time.

00:10:10.840 Feel the material in the shirt.

00:10:11.900 You see what I'm saying?

00:10:12.400 It's a black shirt, but it's also.

00:10:13.660 oh wait i know what material is what is that you feel me yeah same like this shirt this feels like

00:10:20.080 wifey right now thank you so how do you know fresh oh you were regular yeah okay we haven't

00:10:31.780 been on the same panel before right no okay i haven't been on the last few months okay does

00:10:37.040 chat recognize you yeah they're going nuts right now yeah okay so but i take it because you're

00:10:43.680 here right now you didn't really get roasted you kind of stayed quiet during the show what got 0.98

00:10:47.680 roasted on fresh and fit i'd be doing the roasting on fresh you'd be roasting bitches or you'd be 1.00

00:10:52.720 roasting my everybody whoever want to get roasted come in the kitchen yeah yeah yeah okay what was 0.96

00:10:59.760 the most embarrassing moment that happened to you on fresh and fit embarrassing yeah i'm not gonna 0.99

00:11:04.400 a lot of you i definitely got out of character oh because this girl was just being a dumbass and 1.00

00:11:12.640 i said one line and she was crying downstairs after that and i felt really bad what did you 0.97

00:11:17.040 say you called her ugly i said she looked like wendy williams and that was it she really did 1.00

00:11:21.840 and everybody went crazy so i did feel pretty bad then you know started threatening to fight me and 0.99

00:11:28.080 And then her dumbass white homegirl wanted to jump in. 1.00

00:11:30.860 It was about to be a showdown. 1.00

00:11:33.040 Oh, she got castled?

00:11:34.600 No, she didn't get castled.

00:11:36.040 I don't think she did.

00:11:36.980 All right, so you know the lingo, too.

00:11:38.140 So you've been on at least four or five times.

00:11:40.140 Yeah, times three.

00:11:42.700 Not many times.

00:11:44.080 Why did you decide to go on a podcast that is talking about the delusion of women?

00:11:51.160 Because it's true. 1.00

00:11:53.240 I had a crazy-ass mother. 1.00

00:11:55.880 And then I see crazy-ass women all the time. 1.00

00:11:58.080 in the Miami so I've already seen how they are and I've seen a lot of men get destroyed by these 0.99

00:12:03.200 women and they feel like they have no sense of manhood so they get lost in the sauce right now 1.00

00:12:09.760 they find a way to the light impression fit in other platforms okay let me guess you're like 20%

00:12:15.200 by oh yes in my past I'm straight completely okay but you've considered dating a girl before but

00:12:23.680 then you're like no i can't do that oh no no no not dating a girl but you've done like little

00:12:27.920 little little threesomes this year i've never done a threesome so how why do you why you call

00:12:33.280 yourself 20 because i have my experience with the chick it wasn't it wasn't romantic it was just

00:12:38.880 drunk fun i wasn't even drunk i was just influenced how did she how did she convince you she just

00:12:46.080 looked really nice and she was really cool i could tell she wasn't full of drama i could tell she

00:12:51.920 she wasn't full of drama and like she was really cool really nice okay she just took she took me 0.78

00:12:58.020 from the straight side put me on the play side for that one time that was it what's your type

00:13:02.780 of girl my type of girl i don't know how to explain it just i can cool calm collected not 0.99

00:13:10.500 ratchet not a stuck-up ass bitch you know you like feminine women not even too feminine yes 1.00

00:13:16.880 but I don't like bubbly, but I don't like 1.00

00:13:19.040 gangsta, you know, I don't like masculine.

00:13:21.520 I don't know how to explain it to you. I like a chick 1.00

00:13:22.940 that's just like me, kind of in the middle.

00:13:25.040 Okay, okay. Could you eat

00:13:26.980 coochie or that's too much? You want a 1.00

00:13:28.940 girl to eat your coochie? 1.00

00:13:31.740 I've done it before.

00:13:33.600 Okay. That's what I did that one time.

00:13:34.980 Wait, so why haven't you had a threesome before?

00:13:36.780 Because I'm not interested in men and women. 1.00

00:13:39.380 Yes, you are.

00:13:40.900 I was interested in the lady, 0.99

00:13:42.800 and now I'm interested in men.

00:13:44.220 In men. Okay.

00:13:45.420 That was a hiccup. Slip up hiccup.

00:13:48.860 But you wouldn't do a threesome? 0.96

00:13:50.220 No, I wouldn't.

00:13:51.820 What's steering you away from threesome if you haven't tried it before? Why would you be afraid of that?

00:13:55.500 Because it's just too much planning.

00:13:58.860 It ain't got to be that much planning.

00:14:00.940 I don't know if I'm going to be the girlfriend or the extra girl or I don't even want to figure out.

00:14:05.660 It's not about girlfriend or extra. A good threesome is just everybody working together.

00:14:09.980 It's like a group project. It's like a company working towards a common goal.

00:14:15.420 nutting when everyone's on the same page it's harmony yeah true but i just don't want to you

00:14:21.620 know involve myself with two more spirits i want i think i can handle one at a time right now right

00:14:26.940 you really into energy and everything so you you like a astrology girl no i hate zodiac pokemon

00:14:33.060 readers yo yo yo you i like you i like you i haven't seen you yet good answer thank you thank

00:14:41.320 How many crystals do you have in your apartment?

00:14:43.120 Zero.

00:14:44.940 The only crystals I got in the cabinet is salt and pepper, baby. 0.98

00:14:47.520 I'm a fool when I see them. 0.96

00:14:49.480 No crystal meth, right? 0.99

00:14:50.580 Oh, no, no, no.

00:14:51.480 No crystal meth.

00:14:52.260 No crystal meth.

00:14:54.240 Okay.

00:14:55.000 Am I a crystal meth head?

00:14:57.900 No, are you into energy reading and all that?

00:15:01.220 Or are you just chilling?

00:15:02.340 Not energy reading. 1.00

00:15:03.340 I think that's a bunch of horse shit. 0.99

00:15:04.360 I do believe in energy. 1.00

00:15:06.200 I do believe in energy is real, of course. 0.96

00:15:08.460 But all that palm reading and bullshit and manifesting. 0.97

00:15:10.960 Yeah, yo. The rock rubbers, they take the rock to the beach and rub them and shit and think stuff's going to go right besides putting them in real work. I think that's crazy. 0.99

00:15:18.200 Yeah, not for me.

00:15:19.480 Yeah, that's pretty lucky.

00:15:20.760 What did that girl look like that you were attracted to? She had curly hair? 1.00

00:15:24.680 She got straight hair. She had the same skin as me, almost the same height, the same body frame. I probably did eat myself now that I think about it, but yeah.

00:15:33.440 Yeah, that's pretty narcissistic to get a girl who just looked just like you. You don't like Spanish girls? 1.00

00:15:40.960 um i haven't came across one that i'm interested in like that i'm not really

00:15:45.680 purely romantic or really that's one i was just a i guess a gay night i guess a gay night and a

00:15:51.520 sober gay night it's over yeah we can bring it back though oh okay we can bring it back though 0.99

00:15:58.880 yeah it's nico no it's nico the husband i i'm yeah we like to i like women i like women and 1.00

00:16:04.800 you seem like a classic woman so i got a question for you ask me so what makes you

00:16:08.880 Well, have you come across a girl that has gave you wifey energy and you're pretty close to either getting engaged or moving on to the next step?

00:16:18.340 Yes.

00:16:18.740 I've been in relationships with wifey girls, but I don't believe in marriage. 0.99

00:16:25.560 I believe marriage in the West is a waste of money. 0.72

00:16:28.620 Why get the government involved in your love? 0.99

00:16:30.620 That seems stupid and very likely that the woman is going to take half of your belongings and all your finances. 1.00

00:16:36.920 if i'm really in love i don't feel the need to bind my love with the government contract that 0.99

00:16:43.700 seems stupid you agree or you know you really looking for a husband i mean i agree with you

00:16:50.680 and i is pretty fucking a whole setup of marriage but i also feel like if you really really really 0.99

00:16:56.840 love that person then just be with them yeah just marry them yeah no just be why what's the point

00:17:02.620 if you really love them why can't you just be with each other um it's it's just either or if

00:17:06.780 you really really love them enough to get married and go down that hill with them then do it but if

00:17:10.540 you guys feel like marriage is not it then i guess not do it but some women just want marriage just 1.00

00:17:15.740 to feel like they're totally locked in which is weird yeah it's for the women because you get 1.00

00:17:19.900 married doesn't mean your man is totally locked in marriage is for the woman right there's no

00:17:24.540 benefit for a man to get married but you're looking for a husband so i'm trying to figure

00:17:29.580 out like you you're from miami right yes sir how outside are you i was like out clubbing and stuff

00:17:35.900 how you know what i'm saying like how outside are you one of ten like a two why you said that that's

00:17:41.660 pretty that's very low two because i only go out to network and honestly it's fresh and fit got me

00:17:46.060 going outside networking no accountability no accountability it's fresh and fit's fault are

00:17:53.900 you outside yes yeah okay no accountability okay so you know how they always ask them to getting a

00:18:00.940 fresh and fit like your name your age where you work and if you want to your body count

00:18:07.500 what would you hypothetically answer when they ask that you would dodge it or you would answer

00:18:12.140 honestly no i would definitely why why are you shamed um just because you know people take that

00:18:18.700 and run with it and there's illogical numbers that people you there's no way you would think

00:18:22.780 a woman that's past 18 has under a body count of six or whatever it is well that's Miami no way 1.00

00:18:29.800 every six months she fucked one person okay you sound like 25 right now that's fine if you say 0.99

00:18:36.600 that okay you could tell me though does it surpass your age no no no no oh it's under your age no 0.95

00:18:42.660 but it's definitely under my age I didn't start getting active since I was 19. that's when you

00:18:48.240 your virginity yeah that's when i started getting lit okay and then fresh and fit really puts you

00:18:53.440 outside outside yeah i've never been in the club environment like that you know you're not bored

00:19:00.000 of the club yet i've been in miami for two weeks i'm bored as about like the club i'm i can i'd

00:19:04.640 rather have a connection i'd rather have a conversation with a nice woman like you i 1.00

00:19:07.440 don't feel the need to go sit down and be bottle service with 10 girls not talking the music's too

00:19:10.960 loud that's not really for me but i understand that but you want me to be more transparent yes

00:19:18.240 Oh, you were a bottle girl or you were a stripper? 1.00

00:19:22.040 No, I was definitely a dancer.

00:19:23.640 Okay, where'd you work?

00:19:25.420 Different clubs, BT, South Miami.

00:19:28.300 Just different clubs throughout Miami.

00:19:29.980 Why'd you stop?

00:19:31.720 I just got tired of working every night in my heels and going through the same thing.

00:19:35.680 I'd rather sit down at AC at a cubicle and have an expected check and then instead of

00:19:40.160 an unguaranteed check every night.

00:19:42.960 But you were doing that before, Fresh and Fit.

00:19:44.840 You just said that Fresh and Fit kit brought you really outside and now you're saying you

00:19:47.400 was dancing like that.

00:19:48.240 Yeah. I was dancing. I was working and I would just go home. But now I'm going out really

00:19:54.020 not to get paid, but I'm looking for pay opportunities as I'm going out.

00:19:58.080 What type of pay opportunities do you find in like Sugar Daddy type work?

00:20:01.560 No, no, no, no, no. I don't know. Different designers to collab with. Maybe there's money

00:20:07.880 in that for my clothing brand. I rap, so different artists, they might need a model for a video. 1.00

00:20:12.680 I was doing that too. I wasn't twerking. No, I wasn't twerking. I can't find one video

00:20:18.000 these freaking chicken and all that but you know just modeling gigs and things of that nature 0.97

00:20:25.680 would you do only fans i don't know i don't have enough ovaries to do that no because you don't 1.00

00:20:33.120 why wouldn't why would you not do only okay because your ovaries are no no no i just want to do it

00:20:39.360 because i would hate for either my son my daughter or my future husband whoever in my family or a

00:20:47.040 a future employer, or let's say I do

00:20:49.000 get big in the rap industry and anybody pull

00:20:50.940 that up, I will feel like pure 0.99

00:20:52.880 shit, just at the moment. 0.99

00:20:55.660 Good answer. That's 1.00

00:20:56.980 a wifey answer. But what are you

00:20:58.940 going to rap about on some Cardi B shit on some former 1.00

00:21:00.900 stripper shit? 1.00

00:21:02.500 Well, something like that. I'll just talk about 1.00

00:21:04.940 what it's like to be a dancer, but not in an explicit

00:21:06.900 way, more like a poetic J. Cole way.

00:21:08.940 What it's like to be in a club, out the club, how

00:21:10.860 people treat you, how they don't treat you,

00:21:13.000 how they treat you when they find out you're not a dancer

00:21:14.760 when you are a dancer.

00:21:15.580 you know family issues like i do not make coochie music or lace front music i don't

00:21:21.580 wait you don't miss that that money you don't miss the fast money um of course i miss it but

00:21:26.200 it's not worth it i used to come home my legs are hurt bruises on body and all that stuff

00:21:30.980 okay guys giving me weird answers here's a question here uh for super chat someone asked

00:21:36.660 question sneeko uh he says sneeko what do you think of women that smoke weed to handle anxiety 1.00

00:21:44.800 usually they're more calm and i like women that have decided that because women are naturally 1.00

00:21:53.660 more prone to becoming anxious and so i've noticed that women that smoke to cope with 1.00

00:21:59.440 their anxiety they've realized that they have a problem being nervous and that's their their

00:22:03.160 coping mechanism so it's not the fact that they smoke weed but i like the fact that they have 0.99

00:22:07.000 decided that they need to fix their fucking craziness you sound like you smoke weed yes 0.99

00:22:12.340 because of my anxiety high iq 0.99

00:22:19.860 you hit it right in the head yeah yeah exactly yeah that's probably what my voice sounds you

00:22:24.020 smoked right before coming here too no i didn't smoke at all today in the last word yeah i went

00:22:28.820 through a heartbreak i couldn't even roll a joint that's crazy though you would think i would that's

00:22:33.460 what i do when i go through a heartbreak i just was smoking weed yeah but i quit i don't smoke

00:22:36.820 that anymore i'm not pro-drug i definitely do i definitely do hit that you know hit that guys

00:22:46.740 how long were you in that relationship for you guys would laugh at me

00:22:51.860 seven weeks oh get the out of here yo oh my god heartbreak i was heartbroken that's the 0.99

00:22:58.740 first time i sat my ass down and tried to just fully enjoy someone seven weeks 0.98

00:23:06.820 That's a high school relationship. 0.99

00:23:08.460 I was doing too much.

00:23:09.760 I helped his mom get her high school diploma.

00:23:12.600 I was cooking and cleaning, investing in his business.

00:23:15.920 I was doing way too much, honestly.

00:23:17.360 And that's why I feel left out.

00:23:20.440 If you were going to take accountability, you'd realize that maybe it was something that you did wrong.

00:23:24.120 Do you think that you did anything wrong or it's all his fault?

00:23:26.680 I'm going to be honest.

00:23:27.520 It was definitely all his fault.

00:23:28.600 I gave him ample time.

00:23:31.340 I said, hey, I don't want to talk about that guy. 1.00

00:23:34.040 Yeah, fuck it. 1.00

00:23:34.860 Fucking bummed. 1.00

00:23:35.340 Fuck him. 1.00

00:23:35.900 Yeah, fuck him. 1.00

00:23:36.600 fuck you joharis fuck you yeah you're watching this right now that's too bad 1.00

00:23:44.520 okay we got another chat it says snico from uh diego jose says snico what is your favorite 1.00

00:23:50.200 pinot food noi pinot food i would say adobo adobo chicken adobo seasoning oh i don't like balut

00:23:57.720 that's not my favorite he's talking about filipino for pinoy yeah i'm half filipino yeah yo we got

00:24:04.200 3k watching guys like the damn video go false nicole go follow us like the video yo chat how 0.82

00:24:09.000 am i doing right now give me a w or l on my wrist right now am i doing okay how am i doing how about 0.98

00:24:12.600 can you give me a w i'm doing another question i might get a little kinky okay so are you into

00:24:22.520 what type of woman are you into in the bed you like full-on freaks you like 0.67

00:24:28.040 passionate women you like rough women women i don't really do too much you just handle it well 1.00

00:24:32.680 i can hear that you're a freak because that's what you led with you freaky as hell you you 0.99

00:24:36.360 be in the feet all that you like sucking toes oh no no i don't like so you freaky i like a free 1.00

00:24:44.120 woman i like a free spirit i like a woman that doesn't have too much judgment i like a woman 0.99

00:24:48.120 that doesn't need to like can you turn off the lights i'm afraid i like it to just be yeah okay

00:24:53.000 it's us right now there's no judgments there's no hate leave it all on the bed sweat it out i don't 0.99

00:24:57.640 don't give a fuck. So have you ever came across a girl that's hella freaky and it kind of scared 0.98

00:25:02.140 you? Never. I like that answer. I like that. I like that question. Ask me another question.

00:25:14.660 I've been firing away all night. Okay. Okay. Have you ever done it outside? Yes. Like in a field

00:25:21.080 or outside like a parking lot, city area? In a garden. A garden? In a garden. I mean balcony

00:25:27.040 to on the porch but you know divine intervention here what about a balcony balcony gang uh balcony

00:25:34.200 yes but i feel like i'm too known now to do that i'm afraid that someone's gonna take a sneaky

00:25:38.160 picture there's a balcony right here by the way yo chad if you take a picture i'm gonna be crazy

00:25:43.060 bedroom out there jesus word you get freaky on a balcony yeah so this is a great stream

00:25:53.060 Hanging out the window.

00:25:55.020 Hanging out the window.

00:25:56.160 Okay, you in that dance.

00:25:56.980 Oh, you like being choked and all that. 0.93

00:25:58.700 You like being smacked.

00:25:59.700 I don't watch WWE a lot.

00:26:01.160 Oh, word.

00:26:02.040 Yeah, I like WWE TV.

00:26:02.420 Okay, you like the...

00:26:04.040 Yeah.

00:26:04.740 Okay.

00:26:05.320 Rey Mysterio, me, all that.

00:26:06.760 Right.

00:26:07.240 And you 5'3", so I can pick you up even though you thought I was 5'8".

00:26:09.920 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:11.600 Word.

00:26:12.280 Did you pick me up?

00:26:13.400 Okay, so last round now.

00:26:15.960 We're going to do five questions.

00:26:18.340 It's a yes or no to question.

00:26:20.020 So you guys start it.

00:26:22.780 so rapid questions like for example last time you had sex last time you like i don't know um

00:26:30.220 all right but give us a question in the chat or something like that i can't think rapid fire

00:26:32.940 questions right now i've asked that like almost everything i need to know i know

00:26:37.340 okay so far doshiko out of 10 what are you giving her so far

00:26:43.260 so far yeah see my immediate response was to say 11 and i'm like no let me not simp on the

00:26:49.820 the stream right now right i was gonna play cool and i was gonna be like let me let me say seven

00:26:54.320 and then she could work her way up so i'm gonna give i'm gonna say eight i'm gonna say eight so

00:26:57.400 far okay and you were she's gonna say lower than me because you know i'm gonna give no i'm gonna

00:27:03.120 give it an eight i'm just gonna okay you match my energy okay okay oh yeah we were we were bobbing 0.97

00:27:09.020 so far i don't even know what you look like imagine if you're ugly as hell chat yo chat 0.99

00:27:12.980 imagine you see ugly as fuck could someone like shock me if she no there's no way there's no way 1.00

00:27:16.680 I can feel beauty. 0.99

00:27:17.660 I can sense the beauty.

00:27:19.680 Oh, yeah, you can sense it.

00:27:21.280 I'm really in tune with my energy and my chakras and my yoga,

00:27:23.860 so I can just feel that you're a Virgo. 0.64

00:27:27.820 I'm bullshitting right now.

00:27:28.720 Yeah, I was about to say, I thought we said, 0.99

00:27:30.120 I thought we're not doing the Zodiac Pokemon card shit. 0.83

00:27:32.280 Yeah, there ain't no Pokemon. 1.00

00:27:33.100 We did your card reading shit. 0.99

00:27:34.220 I'm just bullshitting. 1.00

00:27:35.200 Okay, so I think it's time to take the blindfold off.

00:27:38.100 But before we do, Maya, any last thoughts before he takes it off?

00:27:42.900 Anything you want to say?

00:27:44.120 Out of 10, what do you rate him? 0.89

00:27:46.680 A, I would shoot him up a nine

00:27:48.240 because it's pretty funny. 0.98

00:27:51.080 Definitely 1.00

00:27:51.520 the way you said, fuck my ex. Thank you. 1.00

00:27:54.420 The nigga is watching right now. 1.00

00:27:56.320 Oh, shit. That's tough. 1.00

00:27:59.140 That was it. 1.00

00:27:59.860 And paying for abortions from other bitches. 1.00

00:28:01.760 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:28:04.300 Right in the stomach. 1.00

00:28:05.620 I know it was seven weeks, but fuck you. 1.00

00:28:07.420 And I'm glad the police came. 1.00

00:28:09.280 Okay. Lovely.

00:28:13.580 Well, uh...

00:28:14.500 Sheesh.

00:28:15.640 God, listen.

00:28:17.160 okay so second girl is gonna be here in a minute but before we do that wait no i feel like i should

00:28:22.920 do both dates before i take off my blindfold and then judge because love is blind oh yeah you're

00:28:26.760 right that ain't fair that ain't fair because then like if i look at her and i fall in love

00:28:30.840 then i'm not gonna even do the second day properly okay so first off you gave her an eight and she

00:28:35.960 gave you a nine so that's pretty high from the totem pole yeah i think we did we match each

00:28:40.440 other's energy i would take you on a real day and we could really talk once his blindfolds off 0.98

00:28:43.800 You know, you're not going to cheat on me with bitches who get pregnant by other men and all that stuff. 1.00

00:28:49.740 I mean, I'm not going to cheat, but we could have an understanding. 0.99

00:28:52.180 No, we could be transparent.

00:28:53.620 Of course.

00:28:54.300 Of course.

00:28:54.960 I'm an honest man.

00:28:55.680 I ain't no liar.

00:28:58.200 I like you, too.

00:28:59.800 Well, after this, we got a table at someplace nice for dinner and for after parties.

00:29:04.780 So if you like her, y'all like each other, make it happen, bro.

00:29:08.400 Yo, call me Hitch, man.

00:29:09.120 Just call me Hitch.

00:29:09.860 All right?

00:29:10.360 Yo, I'm here.

00:29:10.780 Fresh.

00:29:11.160 Appreciate you.

00:29:11.740 First of all, me.

00:29:12.720 Boom.

00:29:13.380 Okay.

00:29:13.960 so i guess what we can do is uh chat any more questions guys because uh hold on i want to give

00:29:19.240 her a hug before i'm not going to cheat too i was really tempted to lift up the shirt but

00:29:22.600 okay this was a great date i really enjoyed this this i was a little bit nervous before

00:29:26.120 thank you thank you oh thank you thank you thank you okay we have one more okay so he says for

00:29:35.720 both of them from top only on a scale of one to ten how hard are you 0.99

00:29:43.800 like a six like a six yeah but that's a crazy ass question chat bro what the fuck 0.99

00:29:51.420 can you can you give me some aos in the chat right now for another dude asking how hard another man 0.99

00:29:55.900 is right now okay i was like a five before the hog the six the hog brought me to a six

00:30:04.600 okay let me get there all right appreciate you so i'm not gonna lie man that was pretty smooth

00:30:13.940 You guys know her from the podcast.

00:30:15.880 Pretty cool, girl.

00:30:17.960 She's mad cool, man. 0.99

00:30:19.180 She's part of the gang, man.

00:30:20.300 Shout out to Fresh and Fit.

00:30:22.340 So I think Stinko did pretty good as well, man.

00:30:24.500 Answering good questions.

00:30:25.960 Doing his thing.

00:30:27.040 But at the same time, we're not done yet.

00:30:30.340 But yeah, chat.

00:30:30.820 Yo, chat, W-O on my ribs.

00:30:31.960 How am I doing?

00:30:32.320 What are they saying?

00:30:32.800 I'm going to get W's L's right now.

00:30:33.880 We're getting right now mid, AO, bricked, meat-watching, LOL.

00:30:38.980 She's a solid seven, okay?

00:30:40.560 Okay.

00:30:41.840 She thick, okay? 0.93

00:30:43.220 i don't know let her live man uh someone said ayo um uh w date they said weird questions from the

00:30:53.540 chat yeah bro that's kind of weird i'm gonna lie um you asked about no because they told me to ask

00:30:59.460 it bro um yo by the way sinko like what's your status now so you know what never mind

00:31:13.220 never mind uh i'll leave that one i know though i mean like all right you know what i'm saying

00:31:17.140 like bro you don't gotta ask all that right now uh kim shannon says big point aka viewers let's go

00:31:22.740 yeah man let's get snickles here shout out psycho man leading the way um by the way quick break 0.95

00:31:28.820 here though uh hold on i think he's calling me damn it miss phone call uh 0.89

00:31:34.340 one sec i missed the phone call peeps yeah i i think personally man like single did a good job 0.72

00:31:44.340 myself so let me see i'm not gonna lie to you that wasn't just for the stream i was really

00:31:48.180 feeling here no it's just hard wait where is she right now what's her facial expression look like

00:31:51.940 uh she's happy she's smiling man she's grinning she's in from ear to ear but quick break here 0.98

00:31:57.300 guys go for it oh you want to do a shot okay cool can you pour two shots um we got a 4k trail says

00:32:05.860 nico just watching you and the tape brothers i made my first 1k at 14 in my business thanks bro

00:32:12.500 there you go shout out to the creativity kit we got a call tomorrow 4 p.m and shout out to you man

00:32:17.740 like that's proof that this type of content can really motivate you it's not just a waste of time

00:32:21.860 hopefully you learned something you're laughing along but i want it to be inspiring content as

00:32:26.660 well and that's proof man shout out to you 4k who what's his name uh 4k uh treo yo 4k treo is she

00:32:35.300 bad someone in the chat says seven and you know the chat's fucking ruthless so if i if you got 0.99

00:32:40.400 a solid seven and they're calling you dick i want to take this blindfold off but i'm going to be 0.98

00:32:43.880 patient i'm going to think uh oh other shorty here uh about to be all right so cool shout out to you 0.99

00:32:53.700 bro. Yo, 14 years old making 1K, bro,

00:32:55.800 that's fire. Oh, ain't you 14, man?

00:32:57.700 That is fire. Straight fire.

00:33:00.880 Oh, wait, she got the shots.

00:33:02.300 You guys take it on here. 0.99

00:33:03.540 You didn't put no fucking roofie 0.99

00:33:05.660 in there, right? 0.99

00:33:07.460 Someone says a solid seven.

00:33:09.620 I'm not gonna lie. Eight. Solid seven?

00:33:11.800 Hold on. You guys have cheers here.

00:33:13.560 I'm petite. I'm not half a dick. 0.99

00:33:15.460 Oh, you're petite and you think? No, I think 0.99

00:33:17.120 I'm not thick. Can I peek first?

00:33:19.980 Nigga, you said, okay, cool. 0.99

00:33:21.140 No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna be patient.

00:33:23.700 you know what just take a peek no no no i can't shoot i can't shoot take a peek take a peek

00:33:28.200 cheers nope i'm not cheating because love is blind and i don't like cheaters yeah bro i'm not a liar

00:33:33.600 i ain't no cheater i can't i'm not your ex i ain't no liar but don't men fall in love with what they

00:33:39.340 see oh well i'm already i'm already sensing a vibe just off the way she's talking so that's proof

00:33:44.640 that love is blind love isn't all about visual men are very visual but right now i'm with her

00:33:48.420 energy so i'm gonna keep it like that i like the energy out here right now and yo chad actually

00:33:52.420 this makes it way easier to be on a date i'm like been way less nervous right now talking to her

00:33:56.660 just thinking about not like looking at like the way she looks and everything not getting

00:33:59.940 intimidated by how slim petite thick she is just listen to her this has made it way easier 0.99

00:34:06.260 okay i didn't come off nervous at all

00:34:08.100 Let me know in a chat man can I think you know what I think they're gonna date

00:34:38.560 sparks will fly that's what i think i mean this was our first date it was pretty nice this was

00:34:42.880 my first date this is a better conversation than having a lot of first dates yeah okay so second

00:34:48.880 girl is here i'm gonna go open the door but you guys could like chop it a little bit more before 1.00

00:34:53.600 i bring her in so someone said maya why are you cheating on me bruh i'm sorry chad but maya my it's

00:35:03.360 it is what it is man it's the charges to the game what you want me to say about that

00:35:07.920 are you 23 so we what's your birthday january 30th we're about the same age i just turned i

00:35:15.520 turned 24 last week oh okay so someone says sneaker thoughts on thoughts on logan paul

00:35:22.720 thoughts on logan paul he sold out um i don't want to say too much disrespectful because the

00:35:28.080 guys train longer he would win in a boxing match so you got to be careful chat like when you really

00:35:33.200 start talking you got to be honest about yourself like could this guy be me in a fight if he could 0.96

00:35:37.920 you got to limit the amount of shit talking so like inherently i want to be like mo he's a 1.00

00:35:41.880 fucking pussy he's sold out but he honestly he did sell out the man does not have integrity 1.00

00:35:46.920 he's afraid of getting canceled again and the guy doesn't really stand for anything he's just 1.00

00:35:52.120 selling a shitty drink saying whatever it's all about clout it's nothing of value there's no value

00:35:58.840 in these types of creators they're not trying to add anything to your life that is trying to profit 0.93

00:36:02.260 off with you uh jay hall says a man can do nothing if a woman without y'all calling it simping do 0.97

00:36:11.780 y'all want to get to be gay laugh my ass off bro that's some chat that's like all the um 0.99

00:36:16.500 the guys who normally like go outside and if you say something nice about a woman it's something 0.98

00:36:20.660 you guys need to realize that being nice to a woman who deserves it right here like maya i

00:36:24.660 don't know your real name but being nice to a woman like maya is not simping it's just basic

00:36:30.100 conversation what do you want me to be mean to all the time like belittle her talk about how like

00:36:34.660 no i'm enjoying her company you can enjoy talking to somebody and it's not simping

00:36:38.580 simping is giving all your money away is giving compliments and giving attention to somebody who

00:36:42.660 doesn't deserve it but maya earned it and there's no point in just being hateful all the time come 1.00

00:36:46.900 on man you think i was something no let me see a tattoo they're very intricate and not ratchet

00:36:54.580 oh thank you not ratchet yeah you got tattoos yeah i got tattoos but they're pretty small

00:37:03.060 this is usually people's favorite the filipino one that's pretty nice

00:37:07.540 i was dragging on i got a snake on my leg this is the most basic one i got yeah a lot of people

00:37:12.580 have it because everybody got that everybody got like a swirly reptile or some shit either 0.84

00:37:17.620 snake dragon yeah but see this scar this is why i got you see this giant scar i got on my elbow 0.59

00:37:21.700 yeah i wanted to get uh this scar is going to be here for the rest of my life so i wanted to get

00:37:25.060 a dragon coming out of it damn i want to get my back tattoo because i got scars back there 0.71

00:37:28.980 but i don't know how i want to do it yet so you gotta get a tattoo to match the scar would you 0.73

00:37:33.940 say i said was that hella painful like oh i heard like a yeah especially on the bones

00:37:44.580 nice little accent to you i'm getting a lot of coffee sounds like you're simping right now

00:37:48.100 if something that's fine if i said what you're saying they would say i'm a simp that's fine

00:37:52.100 i want you some sense i'm a big fan big fan okay you got jokes too yeah i ain't got jewelry like

00:37:58.820 like fresh though i i don't really believe in having a whole bunch of jewelry because i don't

00:38:01.700 want to be a target like the stuff i talk about oh yeah i see what yeah i see what you're saying

00:38:05.540 i'm already a target to some degree so i'd rather not have anything to write you saw what happened

00:38:09.060 uh rest in peace to pmb rock i don't know oh yeah well i think my time is really up for okay your

00:38:17.140 competition was here let me get one more hug before you leave okay i think my ex man because

00:38:22.580 he watches all right should i wait i'm fresh i think i'll wait wait on captain to give me

00:38:35.380 i didn't even get i'm gonna tell you so i get a chance to see her

00:38:38.020 where are your tattoos on your ribs probably um i got one under my breast i got the rihanna one

00:38:49.060 here like right here oh i ain't trying to touch your breast that's okay i'm not complaining right

00:38:54.360 there um i got one on my ankle i got one on my middle finger you have an infinity sign no

00:39:00.040 and i have one on my my hip do you have birds flying no do you have only god can judge me

00:39:06.680 no i don't have i don't have stars i don't have no jack skeleton tattoo no sweetie bird

00:39:10.760 i don't have none of that random i don't have my zodiac sign no

00:39:17.720 fresh and fit told you well

00:39:22.600 okay so we have the lovely 0.87

00:39:29.320 i'm gonna give her like a stage name what should be a stage name 1.00

00:39:36.680 Megan?

00:39:38.900 Megan Fox.

00:39:40.500 What?

00:39:43.100 Okay, let's just call her

00:39:44.320 Lana Del Rey.

00:39:46.660 Or you can pick.

00:39:48.440 What's your nickname? What do your friends call you?

00:39:52.200 We can call me 0.50

00:39:53.900 Indecisive.

00:39:56.420 It was hard.

00:39:57.700 Okay.

00:39:59.720 We're going to call her

00:40:00.940 Mystery Girl.

00:40:03.360 Or Indecisive. 0.66

00:40:05.400 Okay.

00:40:05.920 Oh, Indy, because Indecisive Indy. 1.00

00:40:07.820 I'm going to call you Indy.

00:40:09.800 All right.

00:40:10.580 All right.

00:40:11.620 So, appreciate you.

00:40:14.560 All right.

00:40:14.860 So, if we have questions, we're pretty much just like,

00:40:19.080 you guys can shake hands, what's your name, Indy, of course,

00:40:22.040 and then talk it up.

00:40:27.240 So, you want to go to the bathroom to freshen up?

00:40:31.440 Nah.

00:40:33.220 Actually, just kidding.

00:40:34.100 Why are you so kind of just come have a seat?

00:40:35.920 I'm sorry. You're good. You're good. All right. Someone said, shout out to Indy. All right, cool.

00:40:42.480 So just hold this mic and have a seat. Should I hold my mic too? Oh yeah, your mic is right here.

00:40:48.080 Give it to you. There you go. Indy, it's nice to meet you. Nice to meet you as well. Am I holding

00:40:53.480 the mic in the proper direction? Yeah. Am I holding the mic in the proper direction? Just hold it

00:40:58.680 and make sure you're talking into this. Can I give a handshake? You're not blind fully, right?

00:41:03.160 no i'm not okay it's nice to meet you nice to meet you as well where are you coming from you

00:41:08.500 smell like cinnamon toast bagel really that's nice you smell like a cinnamon candle i don't

00:41:14.720 know why i smell like a cinnamon candle you didn't put it perfume on um i have this like coconut

00:41:20.240 spray but it's not um cinnamon no you smell like a cinnabon like when you step into the mall and

00:41:26.060 they have that overwhelming smell to make you hungry i feel like i look like that too you look

00:41:29.800 like a Cinnabon? Kind of. Like a person who eats a lot of Cinnabon or like beige and nice and

00:41:34.060 pretty? Like beige, nice and pretty. Do you guys agree? No, don't ask the chat right now because

00:41:39.700 they're going to be mean right away. I'm just kidding. This is a date right now. It's a blind

00:41:43.800 date. I'm really, I'm out here looking for love. I'm looking for a nice girl. I'm looking for a

00:41:48.420 wifey. So Indy, I'm trying to guess what you're wearing right now. I'm trying to hear based on 0.90

00:41:54.120 your voice. I can't judge right away yet, but tell me what you do for a living. I do marketing.

00:41:59.800 marketing for i would not like to release my company name just because

00:42:06.720 oh but tell me what type of industry at least oh for um restaurants like website you do online

00:42:13.380 marketing um it's very broad like digitally and then you know not digitally a lot of like content

00:42:20.380 creation and different things like that so you create the content um sometimes or i like suggest

00:42:28.540 content and i have ideas and kind of put like the pieces together i guess you could say so you

00:42:35.420 basically you run the instagram for a restaurant um i don't run an instagram no but i kind of help

00:42:41.840 out with that it's part of it okay yeah you're not in a relationship are you no okay yo chat says 0.99

00:42:48.600 she's bad as fuck she's bad as fuck that's what chat said well i don't know i'm just talking to 1.00

00:42:52.880 her right now i'm just going off of what she tells me but what's your impression of me i've 1.00

00:42:56.560 been firing away with questions right now like do you have anything you want to ask me if you care

00:43:00.460 um what do you do for a living i am a businessman i'm a youtuber and streamer and i would consider

00:43:08.620 myself an upcoming filmmaker and hopefully comedian and also just all around g i like to

00:43:17.340 invest in different sorts of businesses i have a lot of ventures but right now most of my money

00:43:22.060 is coming from streaming i stream every single day and i started recently the past three months

00:43:26.840 before then i've been doing youtube for nine years so people will call me an influencer

00:43:30.360 from the outside in nice that was a very bland answer you're probably thinking i'm talking too

00:43:36.600 much i'm not i don't think that what's your impression right now i hear a sense of like

00:43:40.720 apprehension and nervousness i bet you have like tight body language right now are you sitting like

00:43:44.320 this kind of yeah i would say so where's the tension coming from um i don't know i just feel

00:43:50.600 like it's like probably like a large audience and i that kind of makes me a little nervous because

00:43:56.920 people are people don't like people don't think that other people have feelings so it can be hard

00:44:05.580 chat be nice to her she just sat down she didn't know she was going to be on the live right away 0.86

00:44:09.120 but so far they said you bad as fuck they they seem to like you so far i think um i don't know 0.96

00:44:13.880 okay but um what would you rate yourself on a scale of one to ten i don't know i don't know 0.99

00:44:19.160 say you weren't say you were me what would you judge it what would you rate you if you were me

00:44:26.120 um i have no idea what would you rate you if you or you or me okay good way to flip the question

00:44:32.980 i will rate myself an eight let me give myself an eight it's a solid answer yeah and that's honest

00:44:39.840 too that's not inflating it i think that's a an honest answer i think we should do a stand up

00:44:43.580 see how tall he really is how tall are you actually oh this is gonna be great are you

00:44:49.420 wearing heels right now you you're wearing yeah you are wearing heels huh no she's wearing slippers 0.81

00:44:52.780 bro slippers slippers oh because you live like a building away right yeah i'm like don't even

00:44:57.420 know what i'm wearing right now like i need to what do you guys let me you're wearing a crop top

00:45:02.620 uh and jeans no i'm not are your pants uh black they um are sweatpants can i feel sure

00:45:13.580 oh you got the swishy okay with the little thing at the bottom and these are what are these

00:45:19.760 fuzzy slippers right now you were taking the longest to get ready i thought you were going

00:45:24.600 to come out in an evening gown no i just like have a nose in bag and to talk you know oh tick

00:45:31.160 tock oh no you know that's brainwashing right super brainwashing i was thinking that before

00:45:37.380 i went to bed yesterday okay now let's let's stand up next to each other and i want to see

00:45:41.240 tall you think i am because the last day unfortunately she lost some points because she 1.00

00:45:45.400 very grossly misrepresented my height you're saying that i'm boring no you're not no you're

00:45:53.080 not boring don't worry but you why you see right now you engage with the chat instead of engaging

00:45:57.000 with me this is a blind date this is a unique opportunity hopefully i meet my wife right now 1.00

00:46:03.800 and you're reading the chat like getting nervous about what they think about you

00:46:07.560 how tall you think i am um you're about six two six one six one okay that's better than the

00:46:15.240 oh she said it was five eight but okay legally six three but i'm probably six i'm six two and a half

00:46:21.880 for real are you one of those girls that you're still looking in the chat right huh no no what

00:46:27.320 are you thinking about right now i'm not thinking about anything you are you're thinking about like

00:46:31.000 how are people perceiving me no i'm not i don't care you definitely do care not really not really

00:46:37.880 what makes you the most nervous um i don't really get nervous like that much i'm just

00:46:47.560 in my own um world

00:46:52.280 your own world so you you're the main character you would say no i wouldn't say that so what do

00:46:57.480 What do you mean by you're in your own world?

00:46:59.540 I would just say that I'm not thinking about other.

00:47:05.720 I don't really know.

00:47:10.480 You're not giving me a lot to work with, Indy.

00:47:15.980 Ask the questions like, what does he do for work?

00:47:18.180 Where's he from?

00:47:20.560 What's your favorite color to get?

00:47:25.000 Next question.

00:47:25.860 Something to get to know me.

00:47:27.180 You can't know anything about somebody by a favorite color.

00:47:34.400 What is the worst experience you've ever had with a girl?

00:47:37.940 Good question.

00:47:38.880 Yeah.

00:47:40.720 This one.

00:47:44.020 Not even a laugh?

00:47:45.140 That was funny.

00:47:46.720 Okay, I'm sorry.

00:47:49.140 That was a little bit funny.

00:47:50.620 Are you offended right now?

00:47:51.440 What's her face right now?

00:47:52.100 She's like doing the half smile thing. 0.98

00:47:53.380 What did you say?

00:47:54.180 Nothing. 0.98

00:47:54.420 i was saying it was the time in high school when a girl shit on my youtube channel and she said it 0.99

00:48:01.520 was stupid and she said i should quit and i was dating her and that discouraged me and it hurt 0.96

00:48:06.840 my feelings at the time because i really cared about it and wasn't getting a lot of recognition 1.00

00:48:10.760 fresh where's she looking right now she looking at the ceiling or the chat or looking at you

00:48:16.320 really what would you say her face is doing right now does she seem like she wants to be somewhere

00:48:22.180 else she's a little bit nervous but i i think that like she she's uh under pressure of like a

00:48:27.460 big audience but she's cool right have you been on fresh and fit before indy no never what's the

00:48:33.460 the biggest audience you've been in front of um i guess maybe my like instagram if that counts

00:48:43.860 or snapchat or something oh so you got like 45 000 followers on instagram no nothing like that

00:48:48.660 but like i've never i'm not like a performer so it's not in front of crowds like you know i'm not

00:48:54.260 like i'm not on youtube i'm not like an influencer so so how did you meet fresh because fresh is

00:49:01.380 really about that life um i met fresh through a friend

00:49:11.220 it's a great story yeah riveting it's like really inspiring isn't it i know

00:49:17.620 i want to to get a sense of your personality right now because i'm not really figuring out

00:49:21.780 them the most i know about you is you're wearing black squishy pants and slippers from your tick

00:49:27.380 tock but that's pretty standard stuff like can you i want to hear something about you do you

00:49:32.580 do you feel like you're gauging my personality at all um i feel like i'm i know you yeah what

00:49:39.620 what do you think you've you figured out so far from this like maybe six minutes of conversation

00:49:43.380 i think that like you know you're i think that you're

00:49:52.340 you know you're hot you're sexy that's not personality that's very physical no i'm just

00:49:58.740 kidding i don't really even know what you look like because i think eyes tell it all and i can't

00:50:02.340 see your eyes so i think you're you don't like my smile it's pretty cool cool it's pretty nice i

00:50:09.140 like your smile pretty nice smile yep you even your adjectives are very even cool nice who's the

00:50:16.100 real indie tell me the real indie right now the audience the stream forget about this blind date

00:50:20.980 whatever i i want to get to know the real indie while i can this is unique opportunity to get to

00:50:24.740 know somebody without looking at them so i really want to figure out the real you what would you say

00:50:28.580 to somebody that's only figuring you out for who you are know what you look like um

00:50:33.860 Um, like you're asking me to tell you who I am?

00:50:39.440 Yeah.

00:50:39.720 Who's the real indie?

00:50:40.940 Like what makes you, you?

00:50:47.400 Okay.

00:50:47.920 I'm going to keep it a buck.

00:50:49.480 Like I'm a little, a little stoned right now.

00:50:53.300 So my, so like I might just, I'm a little not, I'm not indie.

00:50:58.820 i'm like just right okay but even when you're fried you even when i was smoking weed i could

00:51:08.900 still probably answer that question properly you're more introspective when you're high you're

00:51:12.960 probably a little more anxious and nervous i understand how you're feeling but you could

00:51:16.280 still probably think about that imagine pretend that there's no stream like let me let me think

00:51:21.180 i want to get to know you how would you describe yourself to somebody who's never met you before

00:51:25.160 and that only is hearing your voice and doesn't know what you look like i mean i would say that

00:51:30.840 like i'm a pretty put together person i feel like i am pretty driven i you're answering like it's a

00:51:36.400 job interview tell tell me your real personality and not like you're trying to sound you're not

00:51:41.920 selling anything i just want to get to know the real you in a couple senses um what do you do for

00:51:49.560 fun like what do you like what makes you tick what motivates you what are you inspired by what

00:51:54.920 makes you different from other people what do you hate about the world tell me something that's

00:52:00.920 tell me something okay well i love god so god is brings me a lot of passion um i

00:52:12.040 i you know i enjoy living like a healthy lifestyle um i like to

00:52:24.680 i don't know this is just hard for me to answer to like somebody that i don't really know

00:52:30.120 that's all like i don't know just i've never had to like just sit down with somebody and just tell

00:52:35.320 them so much about myself well don't don't think of me as a person right now because right now i

00:52:38.920 i have no idea what you look like i only know you based off of your voice you have the opportunity

00:52:43.060 right now to tell somebody about the real you without the judgment of anything physical so

00:52:49.620 think of me as just somebody curious somebody who wants to get to know you not a person who's

00:52:55.160 out seeking anything yeah i mean this is like it's interesting that you say like take this

00:53:01.660 opportunity to see like because you don't see what i look like and i'm like leading just with

00:53:07.720 you know what i'm telling you and i guess i'm not really like i guess the first thing people

00:53:14.240 normally see in me is look so it's just like a flip script right now like i don't know so it's

00:53:21.580 just i've never been in this position but so you mostly have a lot of vapid conversations and you

00:53:27.000 have very surface level conversations i wouldn't say that at all i would just say the first like

00:53:31.520 i i don't engage in surface level conversations like i really do engage in

00:53:37.440 deep level conversations but not with somebody that i just meet right off the bat okay okay so

00:53:43.880 i got some questions from the chat real quick okay so i want to know wally wall says 10 bucks

00:53:47.740 this experiment has shown us that pretty women rely on look so hard the eight to tens have no 1.00

00:53:52.960 game because they never had to work on it okay uh j wall says question what's one thing you

00:53:58.420 lied about to your ex? So that's for you, you and Sneeko. So Sneeko, you can go first.

00:54:05.540 Okay. One thing I lied about to my ex.

00:54:16.120 Damn. One thing I lied about, I'm trying to think, I'm not much of a liar, I'm pretty 0.99

00:54:20.340 transparent. Okay. I'm trying to give a real answer. Okay, let me be completely honest.

00:54:27.820 so she ended up moving back to europe because we were dating during covid and we weren't we

00:54:34.420 couldn't be together and so before she left i told her like i need an open relationship if you're

00:54:38.100 going to be gone for months on a different continent i can't not have sex but i didn't 0.50

00:54:42.760 it wasn't a lie but i didn't i didn't tell her everything and somebody else told her what i was

00:54:48.500 doing but it wasn't a lie it was just a surprise to her because i guess she didn't think that i

00:54:52.320 was really going to exercise that option ah but that wasn't a lie that was just something that

00:54:56.300 got revealed to her and that made her very upset okay but that's the closest thing that i can i can

00:55:01.900 think of but i remember even before that if you wanted me to tell a strict lie this wasn't a

00:55:05.580 girlfriend of mine but back in college i was with this girl that i like she was very pretty um 0.81

00:55:09.660 probably like this girl right here and i was intimidated because i was leading most of the

00:55:13.580 conversations and she wasn't really talking that much and i remember embellishing stories and adding

00:55:19.580 details and trying to make myself seem more interesting by you know just making up stuff

00:55:24.540 and she picked up on that because girls are very good at picking up on because they 1.00

00:55:28.220 hear guys talk all day trying to impress them and so they are keen to but at the same time

00:55:35.580 a lot of them a lot of those girls that were keen to don't say that much

00:55:40.460 and i see i was trying to be interesting i was trying to add something but she was 0.59

00:55:43.980 um she was mostly listening and i remember being called out for that i had a cut on my

00:55:48.060 arm or something like that and i made up the story about how i bumped into a tree

00:55:50.940 but it was actually like i was drunk and fell she knew that i lied about it and it 0.92

00:55:55.660 really turned her off it was such a stupid thing to lie about but i just remember trying to be

00:55:59.900 entertaining i was always in game mode instead of trying to connect but right now with indy

00:56:04.220 right here this very beautiful woman probably i'm trying to connect with her and be completely 0.99

00:56:08.860 genuine okay and then uh alex says oh hold on one for you what's your good that you tell

00:56:14.780 what one lady that you told your ex oh one lie um well my ex hated weed like hated weed 0.88

00:56:27.040 so this is when i was really young like i'm only 21 so my like my real and only ex was in high

00:56:34.280 school and i just remember like him hating weed and me smoking me with my friends and i would lie

00:56:43.260 about not smoking weed with my friends okay alex says 10 bucks playing hard to get huh

00:56:50.060 uh bully mcguire says yeah do you think you're playing hard to get right now

00:56:53.660 no i'm sure i'm really trying my best to connect with you and we're there's zero vibe right now

00:56:58.940 i'm sorry it's just there's no need to be sorry but you're high and you're nervous and there's

00:57:02.460 an audience in front of you so i get it but i'm really i'm trying you notice that i'm trying right

00:57:06.940 i know like i understand i'm really reaching i'm extending i'm putting in the effort but

00:57:10.860 you see it's just not it's not clicking yeah i know i feel i'm sorry like there's no need to be

00:57:16.700 sorry i think it could but hold on is he even your type keep a thousand keep a thousand yes or no

00:57:29.020 i'm guessing no that breath was a no okay the next super chat it's not

00:57:33.500 no you know i like your i like the tats like i like the

00:57:40.860 the energy i like it like i don't have a type i'm in pain right now fresh what i'm physically in

00:57:51.840 pain okay hold on hold on let me go through this chest uh bully mcguire says my arm pushes every

00:57:56.720 night women are allowed to be mediocre i'm fried okay alex says stop simping i don't know what 1.00

00:58:02.720 you're talking about get the fuck out of here bro all you say that shit every single day yeah 1.00

00:58:06.280 Corey M. says, hot on blonde baddie, name three countries outside the U.S. 1.00

00:58:11.600 Three countries outside of the U.S.?

00:58:13.300 Yeah.

00:58:14.280 Russia, Colombia, and France.

00:58:18.740 Okay.

00:58:20.060 She got a right single?

00:58:21.080 She's educated.

00:58:22.160 There you go.

00:58:23.740 NoMore says, she's not used to talking because she relies on her looks. 1.00

00:58:27.320 Is that true?

00:58:28.160 I lie on my blood.

00:58:29.220 You rely on your looks so you don't need to talk.

00:58:31.720 I don't think so.

00:58:32.280 I feel like I'm a really deep person.

00:58:34.200 I'm just like, you guys just wait.

00:58:35.760 microphone but i feel like i'm a really deep person and you know it just takes a minute for

00:58:40.160 me to get there like people know that that know me sorry like i don't know you guys i'm sorry just

00:58:46.560 i don't know you either i know but we're getting to know each other okay so i guess we could do

00:58:51.520 this guys rate each other one out of ten and then we'll take off the blindfold for sneeko okay i

00:58:56.880 answered first time so i want to hear her answer uh so rate them one out of ten um one out of ten

00:59:01.840 one at ten one at ten um hmm seven that's two you can't use seven what why you use any number but

00:59:15.520 seven why because that's the easiest number and you've been very basic with all the conversations

00:59:21.120 so far that's too standard of a number number okay i think that you are wait why can i not do

00:59:31.280 seven again because it's too basic and this conversation has been very service level so

00:59:35.040 right now if you take away seven six is more risky and eights more risky

00:59:41.600 so six eight or nine or ten just any number but seven

00:59:48.560 venom says the queen of england is more lovely than that conversation wow too soon bro too soon

00:59:54.080 um to be the leader says answer why stico is not her type keep it 100 you can take it yeah okay you

01:00:00.720 You could be honest with me. 0.99

01:00:01.580 I really don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:00:02.720 Tell him why he's not your type. 0.99

01:00:05.920 I did not say that you're not my type.

01:00:08.960 And I feel like I don't really have a type.

01:00:10.880 I'm pretty diverse.

01:00:13.140 I like all flavors.

01:00:18.240 Okay, but now can you rate me without using seven?

01:00:21.400 It's a number.

01:00:22.040 I don't have feelings.

01:00:22.940 I'm not going to get hurt.

01:00:24.140 I need to see your eyes.

01:00:26.960 I'm going to close my eyes.

01:00:28.220 Okay.

01:00:28.540 see like that tells me a lot you know okay what do you what do you rate him now um an eight

01:00:36.400 eight eight an eight okay okay that's a riskier answer that's better than seven seven's very

01:00:43.560 standard okay what do you hear off of this conversation yeah because you can't see her

01:00:52.260 yet so see right now i want to compliment you more and i do want to get to know you more it's

01:00:55.780 okay you can rate me like a five i do want to get to know you more but i mean just based off

01:01:00.140 this conversation you you have to admit how would you like here's a moment of honesty if you were

01:01:05.200 me how would you rate this conversation i would be like this guy better be sexy

01:01:10.560 but based on how would you if you were me how would you rate yourself based on this conversation 0.97

01:01:17.880 i'd be like this girl's trash if i give her like a three a three you say i don't know like a four 1.00

01:01:29.700 because like i was my answer probably like a three would be like if she was weird as fuck and 1.00

01:01:34.380 like you haven't been weird but weird would have been a little more exciting but it was just there

01:01:38.720 wasn't really anything to go off of so yeah i'm gonna say four of the tj duke says she likes 0.94

01:01:42.500 black guys and then a core m says really deep like hallway deep laugh my ass off yeah how deep 0.90

01:01:48.580 so deep so deep i'm gonna bring it up to a five now okay so deep hey last one here uh zillius 0.97

01:01:56.740 legard 10 bucks says sneeko bro i really do this but she boring as hell she's 6.5 max dropper it's 1.00

01:02:04.820 no chemistry she's stone she's not 100% there my one okay okay so I think it's

01:02:16.340 time for you take the blindfold off but before you do that might come here as

01:02:19.060 well don't mind so Miami sorry um my banks me indie indie meet my banks okay

01:02:32.420 So, Sneeko, take...

01:02:33.640 Hold on, hold on.

01:02:34.100 Before you do that, you know what?

01:02:35.960 Count on from one to three and then take it off.

01:02:38.460 Me?

01:02:39.100 Yeah.

01:02:39.980 Someone else has to count.

01:02:40.880 You can't count.

01:02:42.500 Ready?

01:02:43.920 One, two, three.

01:02:49.380 I can't see anything.

01:02:50.540 Yeah, it's a lot like...

01:02:52.540 Wait a little bit.

01:02:53.320 Wait a little bit.

01:02:54.660 Dead eyes can't see anything, Che.

01:02:56.020 Wait a little bit.

01:02:58.560 Oh, my gosh.

01:02:59.720 wait a little bit wait a little bit oh my god wait a little bit

01:03:05.720 don't talk so guess who's who oh it's very obvious i mean i know the blue i literally

01:03:14.460 have the microphone i knew you were blando and i knew you weren't in the blue you said

01:03:17.700 that you look like sierra level brown okay this is what i expected so sneeko which one's

01:03:23.280 more your type just off of looks because i know you have a type i don't have a type you

01:03:28.100 don't you you're saying i dabble in dark but overall blonde white girls don't really seem to 1.00

01:03:32.340 like me for the most part are you white um yeah i'm white but my mom's from russia so i'm not like

01:03:38.980 well i'm foreign you know okay but for the most part blonde white girls don't seem to give me love 1.00

01:03:45.940 i usually have a better connection with girls of your skin tone yeah but you smoke straight weed 1.00

01:03:52.660 no tobacco in there no seasoning no i don't like tobacco okay you don't smoke synthetic weed and

01:03:59.880 cbd and with usb sticks and vapes or nah i smoke cigars only i quit we should we um this one okay

01:04:07.680 just cigars just no more weed no more drugs any last comments and questions questions a last round

01:04:14.180 of questions yeah talk to a chat they're all here now so say what you want to say i'm out of my

01:04:20.300 bubble now so let's ask questions now you're comfortable yeah a little bit okay now should

01:04:25.980 I put the blindfold back on no my fly's down oh my god how come none of you said that the

01:04:45.180 whole blind date um I didn't notice okay you weren't looking down there you're just looking

01:04:49.580 into my soul yeah exactly we got one from tj dukes five dollars appreciate you one from raymond

01:05:01.740 notario okay smash your pass on sneko yeah i just rated you i just went back and forth and maybe it

01:05:08.540 wasn't fair because you weren't prepared but hurt my feelings now say something um no i would i don't

01:05:16.220 to do that you seem really nice nice so nice nice chat i don't know you that hurt my feelings more

01:05:24.700 than passing me really saying i'm nice yeah you seem like a really sweet guy

01:05:33.340 yo stop laughing at me fresh bro

01:05:41.340 okay and what about you would you smash your past based on that date

01:05:46.220 i was matched on the first day it's a possibility you you a three-day type of girl um something like

01:05:53.660 that okay something like that that's a yes man stop calling me a nice guy bro get the

01:05:59.660 about it i'm a sweet guy everybody make that his new nickname okay now you're trying to bring it on

01:06:06.620 me now you're trying to get it on me hey nothing wrong with being a sweet guy i'm a very tender

01:06:11.820 guy i'm very in tune with emotions and everything yeah he's a soft boy yo now she mad because

01:06:20.440 a soft boy a little bit you know that's not an insult yeah i'm very sensitive and soft

01:06:29.600 when i need to be i'm half filipino yeah what is that what are you judging right now

01:06:37.180 no i just dated from sorry i dated from i dated someone from singapore so

01:06:43.580 i made that person a little bit okay okay so i think that uh

01:06:50.540 gives the clothes you know where can i find you bro you can find me on sneeko and shneeko

01:06:55.740 shneeko is my streaming channel sneak is my main channel i just dropped a documentary it's very

01:06:59.100 good it's a short film i'm acting in there too well then they know where to go yeah they call

01:07:05.660 me sweet code thanks to you literally everybody's telling me to take the l 0.99

01:07:09.340 fuck you guys like actually that's what happens when you pay too much attention to the chat 0.99

01:07:13.820 instead of engaging in the moment 1.00

SNEAKO - September 17, 2022

SNEAKO Literally Blind Dates Two Baddies!

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