SNEAKO - September 23, 2022


SNEAKO Reacts To Feminist Tik Toks


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

162.85327

Word Count

2,764

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

19


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Top 21 TikTok Truths, M-G-T-O-W Truths, Why Men Stop Dating
00:00:04.400 Chat, having a threesome with two dudes is an elbow, that's a train
00:00:15.740 That's a train, not a threesome
00:00:19.760 And don't post that on TikTok
00:00:21.380 She cheated on me, I didn't do nothing wrong and now I can't see my kids
00:00:27.800 I can't see my
00:00:29.140 Why do people film this stuff and put it on TikTok?
00:00:34.140 Is this like a performance act?
00:00:35.680 What the f*** is this system?
00:00:37.400 This is so f***ed up
00:00:38.740 Okay, this video's f***ing up, bro
00:00:41.480 This one's better, hopefully
00:00:44.840 Top 21 TikTok Men Keeping Women in Line
00:00:52.320 It's gonna be, oh okay, this is like a male justice page where people like to see women
00:00:58.460 This is very anti-simp content
00:01:04.620 Babe, do you know who this is?
00:01:11.900 She looks familiar, is that like one of my cousins?
00:01:15.520 Don't be stupid
00:01:16.240 I don't know who that is
00:01:17.840 That's such a common setup that women ask, just say, just deny, deny, deny
00:01:23.760 I don't know who that is
00:01:25.960 It looks familiar
00:01:27.020 Maybe a maid?
00:01:29.240 So my husband woke me up in the middle of the night because he was hungry and wanted a snack
00:01:38.100 And I was so tired, but I was the good little wifey and took my ass to the kitchen
00:01:42.740 Good
00:01:44.160 And I whipped him up a little snack
00:01:57.060 A lot of women do not agree with the kind of wife I am, but my grandmother always taught me
00:02:02.320 With all the temptation in the world, you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your man at home
00:02:06.560 Thanks man
00:02:08.500 It's just a normal relationship
00:02:11.360 What's the controversial part?
00:02:15.760 One more thing, don't ever go to bed with a dirty kitchen
00:02:18.960 Why would you even film that?
00:02:26.180 Who is she fucking with?
00:02:27.400 This is fresh, from fresh and fit
00:02:41.620 I tried to kiss my brother's best friend, but he rejected me twice
00:02:45.140 Why would you try to do that?
00:02:46.000 Why would you try to do that?
00:02:46.960 Why would you do that?
00:02:47.660 Why would you put that on TikTok?
00:02:48.520 What are you doing?
00:02:49.220 Why is he in the backseat?
00:02:50.060 What is this situation?
00:02:50.860 What are you
00:02:57.340 Okay, it's just a skit, right?
00:03:00.640 These aren't real people
00:03:01.580 This is what TikTok does
00:03:03.480 Like, these women are just completely acting
00:03:05.560 The old me would have red pill rage over that
00:03:10.900 I would get real
00:03:11.340 But it's just
00:03:11.860 You have to understand what it is
00:03:13.540 TikTok has turned everybody into an intention whore
00:03:15.540 Okay, that wasn't men keeping women in line
00:03:24.660 That was just a guy on house arrest in public
00:03:26.380 So I matched with this guy on Bumble
00:03:29.000 And like, just that I'm like a cute little like
00:03:31.120 Hey there, how are you?
00:03:32.480 Whatever
00:03:32.820 Yo, chat
00:03:33.880 They always got these looking girls on Bumble
00:03:35.780 Not for me
00:03:38.640 His message back was an audio message
00:03:41.280 Which first
00:03:42.120 Bold
00:03:42.820 Bold
00:03:43.620 But
00:03:44.500 Listen
00:03:46.260 Hey, Chish
00:03:47.800 Happy Friday
00:03:49.080 How are you today?
00:03:51.100 That voice
00:03:51.780 That voice is a
00:03:53.760 It is
00:03:54.240 A turn on, right?
00:03:55.400 Yeah, just
00:03:55.760 It's not even what his voice sounds like
00:03:57.260 He definitely did that on purpose
00:03:58.840 This is my sleepy, sexy voice
00:04:01.140 Oh, yeah
00:04:01.600 But she's gonna like it?
00:04:02.580 It is a crime against women
00:04:03.880 Fuck!
00:04:04.620 What the hell?
00:04:05.300 I don't know anything
00:04:05.920 It's a crime, what?
00:04:07.300 Because it's too attractive?
00:04:08.180 I'm immediately pregnant
00:04:09.180 You know that?
00:04:09.600 Yes!
00:04:10.160 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
00:04:11.300 I didn't lose it
00:04:11.860 I didn't
00:04:12.080 I still got it, chat
00:04:13.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:04:14.440 Hey, how you doing, baby?
00:04:15.760 Mm-hmm
00:04:16.200 Uh-huh, uh-huh
00:04:17.740 Uh-huh
00:04:18.440 Wait, it's Big One 9 2
00:04:21.400 I'm gonna be away
00:04:22.140 Huh?
00:04:23.900 What up, baby?
00:04:25.100 No, I was just
00:04:25.600 I was just going
00:04:26.160 Just coming back from the gym
00:04:27.260 Mm-hmm
00:04:28.280 Those eyebrows are crazy
00:04:30.060 They look like
00:04:33.300 They look like the DreamWorks moon
00:04:37.480 That sound that's like
00:04:38.800 I'm Gabby
00:04:39.900 And I'm pregnant as fuck
00:04:41.820 That was me after getting that message
00:04:43.760 Like, sir
00:04:44.940 Your voice oozes sex
00:04:48.320 How dare you
00:04:50.400 Come at me that way?
00:04:52.220 I mean, thank you
00:04:53.320 You made my day
00:04:54.340 The hottest thing I've ever heard
00:04:56.040 But, like
00:04:56.960 Fuck
00:04:57.600 What you mean that was up?
00:04:59.620 Why you talking like that?
00:05:02.520 You crazy, baby
00:05:03.620 I can talk way deeper than that
00:05:05.280 You pregnant right now?
00:05:07.360 Yeah, come here
00:05:08.140 Uh-huh
00:05:08.600 Yeah
00:05:09.880 See those DreamWorks moons?
00:05:11.940 I'm gonna put a little
00:05:12.740 Mm-hmm
00:05:14.040 You know how they say
00:05:15.960 The moon's made out of cheese
00:05:17.020 And they need some circles in it?
00:05:18.420 Yeah, I'm gonna add that white
00:05:19.460 I'm gonna add that white moon
00:05:20.680 To your eyebrows
00:05:21.460 To those DreamWorks moon eyebrows, baby
00:05:24.040 Mm-hmm
00:05:24.980 All right
00:05:46.320 Man, butt, and the screen is crazy, bro
00:05:48.900 Crazy TikTok to make of yourself, bro
00:05:51.520 And that's not men
00:05:52.700 The title of this video is
00:05:53.740 Men Keeping Women in Line
00:05:54.900 I'm telling you
00:05:56.040 I read it beforehand
00:05:56.980 This is why it has a lot of views
00:05:58.060 It's just like
00:05:59.080 This is anti-sim content
00:06:00.980 This is like man empowerment content
00:06:02.940 But it's pretty cringe
00:06:04.660 On the outside
00:06:05.740 It's like
00:06:06.080 It's entertaining
00:06:06.540 I'm entertaining
00:06:07.000 But this is
00:06:07.540 The fact that someone edited this up
00:06:09.120 Like
00:06:09.360 Yeah, man
00:06:11.120 You got
00:06:11.680 I don't know
00:06:12.560 Okay
00:06:14.380 Well, it's
00:06:15.160 Okay, maybe I'm being a hater
00:06:16.480 I don't know
00:06:16.840 So I had a young Karen
00:06:18.480 So I had a young Karen
00:06:18.500 Also known as a Becky
00:06:19.480 Slide into my DMs
00:06:20.900 What she said was sweet and simple
00:06:22.180 She goes
00:06:22.480 I don't get you
00:06:23.720 Now I was intrigued by this
00:06:24.960 So I responded by saying
00:06:26.200 What?
00:06:27.740 She said
00:06:28.100 Well, you have a lot of followers
00:06:29.360 But you only have like
00:06:30.100 One or two good videos
00:06:31.300 And that's it
00:06:32.120 Well, after a 16-
00:06:33.360 Okay, this guy's just
00:06:34.300 Humble bragging
00:06:35.100 Right?
00:06:35.540 You set up a TikTok
00:06:36.260 To talk about how cool
00:06:37.180 Your Instagram was
00:06:38.000 Oh, but you don't even
00:06:39.200 Second view of her profile
00:06:40.840 Didn't take Scooby-Doo
00:06:41.700 To figure out the mystery
00:06:42.640 Of what videos of mine
00:06:44.020 She was talking about
00:06:45.040 You see, this Becky
00:06:45.880 Is part of Thought TikTok
00:06:46.980 Also known as Thoughtcock
00:06:48.200 Every single one of her thumbnails
00:06:49.780 Was her in a bikini
00:06:50.820 With her rear end
00:06:51.560 Facing the camera
00:06:52.460 So I'm assuming
00:06:52.980 The videos of mine
00:06:53.660 She's talking about
00:06:54.340 Are the ones
00:06:54.700 Where I went full f*** boy
00:06:55.780 You know
00:06:56.300 The tan pants
00:06:57.040 You know the ones
00:06:58.900 Oh my gosh
00:06:59.820 Shut up
00:07:00.120 Well, I try to do
00:07:00.860 As much original content
00:07:01.860 As I can
00:07:02.460 And I think sometimes
00:07:03.260 People appreciate that
00:07:04.380 She said, well
00:07:05.060 You'd probably have
00:07:05.640 More followers
00:07:06.180 If you know
00:07:06.720 You did the dances
00:07:07.460 And stuff
00:07:08.120 But f***
00:07:08.560 I'd probably have
00:07:09.000 More followers
00:07:09.580 If I had tits too
00:07:10.640 But neither of those
00:07:11.620 Things are gonna happen
00:07:12.360 Shut up
00:07:13.220 It's just
00:07:14.320 You see what I'm saying
00:07:16.200 Do you see the
00:07:16.900 The male empowerment thing
00:07:18.440 Like yeah
00:07:18.840 This is the type of shit
00:07:20.000 That you need to get out of
00:07:20.760 I think
00:07:21.100 When you start getting red pilled
00:07:22.440 Overanalyzing
00:07:24.240 A simple conversation
00:07:25.160 You have with a girl
00:07:25.820 Like that
00:07:26.240 Like you should just
00:07:27.320 Go do some dance
00:07:28.000 Maybe she was just
00:07:28.580 Flirting with you
00:07:29.280 And instead of
00:07:30.300 Accepting the flirt
00:07:32.320 Instead of trying to
00:07:32.920 F*** the bitch
00:07:33.460 You went on
00:07:34.620 TikTok to try to get
00:07:35.640 F***ing approval
00:07:36.840 From other men
00:07:37.580 Oh yeah
00:07:40.180 Cause she saw my sweatpants
00:07:41.220 She saw my huge cock
00:07:42.320 In my sweatpants
00:07:42.960 Cause I was posting
00:07:43.540 F*** boy things
00:07:44.360 And she's on
00:07:45.040 Thought Talk
00:07:45.700 But shut up
00:07:46.680 Shut up
00:07:47.920 1, 2, 3, 4
00:07:49.860 Cause she saw my huge cock
00:07:51.320 Happy birthday
00:07:52.300 Puppy birthday
00:07:54.240 Thy 23
00:07:55.760 lie
00:07:56.160 Happy birthday
00:07:56.740 Happy birthday
00:07:57.860 Happy birthday
00:07:58.160 Happy birthday
00:07:59.600 Happy birthday
00:08:00.120 Happy birthday
00:08:00.400 Happy birthday
00:08:00.860 Happy birthday
00:08:01.540 Happy birthday
00:08:02.120 Happy birthday
00:08:02.520 Happy birthday
00:08:03.260 Yo
00:08:03.620 Happy birthday
00:08:03.820 Feel ¿Qué?
00:08:04.400 Sayuyá
00:08:04.460 Happy birthday
00:08:05.320 Happy birthday
00:08:05.600 Happy birthday
00:08:05.940 Happy birthday
00:08:06.320 Happy birthday
00:08:07.460 Happy birthday
00:08:07.820 Happy birthday
00:08:07.960 Happy birthday
00:08:08.100 Happy birthday
00:08:09.020 Happy birthday
00:08:10.040 Happy birthday
00:08:10.460 Happy birthday
00:08:11.060 Happy birthday
00:08:11.680 This shit is fake
00:08:27.580 I think I know that dude in the green shirt
00:08:30.620 This is all a skit bro
00:08:31.800 This is for TikTok content
00:08:33.520 And this is
00:08:34.340 Don't say she's for the streets
00:08:36.160 This didn't happen
00:08:37.420 And what I don't like about social media
00:08:40.400 Is that they actively promote this type of content
00:08:42.500 They promote like toxic relationship content
00:08:45.140 If you look at your explore page on Instagram
00:08:46.720 A lot of it is like
00:08:47.880 Yeah when your sugar daddy is like
00:08:50.000 And then it starts off
00:08:50.760 I don't know
00:08:51.180 Do you know what I'm talking about
00:08:52.840 Where it's just a whole bunch of like toxic relationship things
00:08:55.480 Like when your side bitch is at the club
00:08:58.460 And then you're really mad
00:08:59.640 And all these viral
00:09:01.940 It goes viral
00:09:03.380 Because people like to react to it
00:09:05.520 They like to say she belongs to the streets
00:09:06.940 They like to question it
00:09:08.140 This is easy content
00:09:09.320 You saw it happen right now with the chat
00:09:10.560 They like to react to this type of shit
00:09:12.860 Bro I swear to god I know this dude
00:09:14.460 I know him
00:09:19.300 And he does a lot of these skits
00:09:20.560 I'm exposing it right now
00:09:21.900 But
00:09:22.180 Yo who the fuck is Araco TV bro
00:09:24.960 I hate when people spam like
00:09:26.040 Go debate this guy
00:09:27.540 That you don't know about
00:09:28.600 Who are you talking about
00:09:29.480 Is that the channel I'm reacting to
00:09:31.060 But anyway
00:09:32.740 There's a reason that they promote this type of content
00:09:35.320 It's to try to encourage toxic relationships
00:09:38.000 Is try to encourage you to be unhappy
00:09:39.380 Because
00:09:40.060 You think toxic relations are cool
00:09:41.920 You hear it in music all the time
00:09:43.060 Like I'm toxic
00:09:43.980 I'm toxic
00:09:44.880 What you're a fucking asshole
00:09:46.580 You're a cunt
00:09:47.640 That's not quirky
00:09:49.740 Happy birthday
00:09:52.120 No I'm good
00:09:53.200 It's fake
00:09:54.500 You're not taking the bag
00:09:55.680 No then you'll stop
00:09:57.260 You'll get the bag
00:09:58.140 No you're not getting the bag
00:09:59.300 You're not getting the bag
00:09:59.960 No stop
00:10:00.560 No no no no
00:10:03.120 You get my bag
00:10:03.780 No you get your ex
00:10:05.540 You're biting your ex
00:10:06.440 You're a dick
00:10:06.900 You're a dick
00:10:07.900 You're a dick
00:10:08.540 No but you're a dick
00:10:09.520 You're a dick
00:10:10.420 We're just friends
00:10:11.140 You're not getting the bag
00:10:13.040 Yes
00:10:13.340 Yes
00:10:13.840 We're just friends
00:10:14.600 We're just friends
00:10:15.580 Come on
00:10:16.120 We're just friends man
00:10:17.440 Wow
00:10:20.620 See if you don't
00:10:22.960 And if you
00:10:23.440 If you watch that shit
00:10:24.320 Pay attention to the way it's filmed
00:10:25.940 The way they're paying
00:10:26.860 Like think about who would be filming that
00:10:28.520 Going back and forth
00:10:29.840 Getting all
00:10:30.280 If that was real life
00:10:31.340 You would have stopped filming
00:10:32.600 Why would you keep recording it
00:10:33.940 Oh shit
00:10:34.580 Look what's happening
00:10:35.500 Look at this relationship
00:10:36.640 Falling apart
00:10:37.420 On my friend's birthday
00:10:38.480 No it's a skit
00:10:39.740 Showing a picture
00:10:41.300 Of my ex
00:10:42.140 To my boyfriend
00:10:42.960 Look at this picture
00:10:44.420 Who is this
00:10:45.880 My ex
00:10:46.960 This is your ex boyfriend
00:10:48.380 Yeah
00:10:49.040 We've been dating for so long
00:10:50.840 And now you show me
00:10:51.640 Your ex boyfriend
00:10:52.280 What are you like
00:10:53.000 Jealous or something
00:10:53.640 Jealous
00:10:53.920 I am concerned
00:10:54.840 Marie
00:10:55.120 I'm concerned
00:10:55.840 Why are you concerned
00:10:56.760 Look at him
00:10:57.700 This is fake
00:10:58.500 I always knew
00:10:59.820 I couldn't trust you
00:11:00.480 Around handsome guys
00:11:01.280 Now I know
00:11:02.180 I can't trust you
00:11:02.860 You're an ugly guy
00:11:03.420 Terrible acting
00:11:04.180 This guy definitely knows
00:11:05.360 Like come on
00:11:05.940 What
00:11:06.480 No
00:11:07.220 Who talks like this
00:11:08.700 Guys either Maria
00:11:09.560 Look at him
00:11:10.160 Look at him Maria
00:11:12.140 Oh
00:11:13.180 You see what I'm saying
00:11:15.060 It's
00:11:16.520 It's content
00:11:17.120 That we react to
00:11:18.520 And think about
00:11:19.780 Why it goes viral
00:11:20.800 And why they promote
00:11:21.620 This type of content
00:11:22.420 Now people
00:11:24.620 Guys are going to watch that
00:11:25.800 And feel more insecure
00:11:26.600 Afterwards
00:11:27.080 It's female empowerment
00:11:28.400 Women get to watch that
00:11:29.500 Ha ha
00:11:29.960 My ex
00:11:30.840 Is hotter than
00:11:31.700 My new one
00:11:32.500 So it justifies
00:11:34.360 The fact that
00:11:34.800 You took a lot of dick
00:11:35.540 It gives you a sense
00:11:36.620 Of empowerment
00:11:37.060 Because men are
00:11:37.720 Feeling insecure about it
00:11:38.660 Men keep sharing it
00:11:39.840 And they say that
00:11:40.320 Women belong to the streets
00:11:41.460 It's trying to
00:11:42.320 Separate relationships
00:11:43.440 This is why
00:11:44.360 They push this
00:11:45.060 Promise me
00:11:46.660 That you'll be
00:11:46.960 On your best behavior
00:11:47.680 I promised
00:11:48.480 Other people
00:11:49.860 That I'd be
00:11:50.240 On my worst behavior
00:11:51.140 Girls trip to Miami
00:11:52.560 Never gonna happen
00:11:53.580 Cause a lot of girls
00:11:55.860 Would be like
00:11:56.200 Oh we all have boyfriends
00:11:58.740 Like why
00:11:59.240 Bro if you're on a yacht
00:12:00.260 In Miami
00:12:00.700 Somebody gotta be
00:12:01.920 Plugging out
00:12:02.380 Somehow
00:12:02.800 Some way
00:12:04.060 And I ain't gonna
00:12:04.920 Take the chance
00:12:05.500 If it's my girl
00:12:06.120 F*** that
00:12:06.920 So if the girls trip
00:12:09.160 Yeah we
00:12:09.720 You can go on
00:12:10.440 The girls trip
00:12:10.980 We will break up
00:12:12.180 And on the Monday
00:12:14.060 Or whenever you come back
00:12:14.980 We will discuss
00:12:15.920 What you did
00:12:17.280 And how your actions were
00:12:18.580 And if I'm disgusted
00:12:19.860 We will no longer
00:12:21.020 Be together
00:12:21.560 Future relations
00:12:22.840 1016
00:12:26.200 That's a good point
00:12:27.460 That's a good point
00:12:29.060 That girl
00:12:29.640 Ship to Miami
00:12:30.220 Someone's f***ing
00:12:31.100 Someone's f***ing
00:12:34.100 Wait
00:12:36.600 Hey babe
00:12:38.180 Are we getting it on tonight?
00:12:44.520 Okay
00:12:47.440 That's
00:12:49.480 Hopefully that's fake too
00:12:50.860 But
00:12:54.860 That's never gonna work
00:12:56.840 Like women
00:12:57.420 You can't just say
00:12:58.160 Yeah are we gonna
00:12:58.900 F*** now that I paid
00:12:59.940 For a meal
00:13:00.460 You can tell by her
00:13:01.620 Facial expression
00:13:02.200 This was a terrible
00:13:03.040 Dinner date
00:13:03.560 And you weren't
00:13:04.420 Rizzing her up
00:13:04.980 You weren't making
00:13:05.440 Her feel happy
00:13:06.080 When's the last time
00:13:07.960 You've asked a woman
00:13:08.580 Are we f***ing
00:13:09.500 Like in this situation
00:13:11.360 Like yeah
00:13:11.880 No they want to be
00:13:13.240 Kind of tricked into it
00:13:14.620 They want to
00:13:15.780 It has to be a magic
00:13:16.760 Trick slowly
00:13:17.620 Are we gonna go back
00:13:20.340 And have a glass of wine
00:13:21.280 Sure
00:13:21.700 You can't tell them
00:13:23.060 Straight up
00:13:23.620 That you need
00:13:24.020 That you're gonna f***
00:13:24.980 She doesn't want to
00:13:25.760 Feel like a whore
00:13:26.240 Also look at her face
00:13:27.220 Was this a good dinner?
00:13:27.960 No
00:13:28.460 What what is this?
00:13:56.200 Oh it got muted for the sound
00:13:57.760 I don't
00:13:59.700 I don't
00:14:00.060 I don't get it
00:14:00.780 What's the
00:14:01.620 Why
00:14:02.260 Why
00:14:02.480 I hate TikTok bro
00:14:04.380 I just hate this app
00:14:06.200 Yeah another sound
00:14:14.120 That got removed
00:14:14.720 So they can monetize this
00:14:15.940 Easy content chat
00:14:17.440 If you just like
00:14:18.040 Do a TikTok compilation post
00:14:19.480 Yo if anybody wants
00:14:20.560 An easy viral video
00:14:21.380 And a lot of my
00:14:22.740 I don't have any
00:14:23.400 Copyrighted stuff
00:14:24.260 If you want an easy viral video
00:14:25.360 Make some money off it
00:14:26.060 From AdSense
00:14:26.540 Just do a montage
00:14:27.620 Compilation just like
00:14:28.660 From my streams
00:14:29.400 Gonna be stupid easy
00:14:30.540 This person made bread
00:14:31.660 Off of just no work
00:14:32.780 Over simple editing
00:14:33.700 My problem with social media
00:14:40.740 This is a great point
00:14:41.360 Everyone posts their problems
00:14:42.480 It's almost like a battle
00:14:43.260 Of the problems at this point
00:14:43.980 Yes everybody wants to be victimized
00:14:45.320 Because you get attention
00:14:46.060 For being a victim
00:14:46.740 On social media now
00:14:47.500 Billy do you have to drink
00:14:57.440 Chat
00:14:57.800 W or L
00:14:58.460 I don't think this shit is lasting
00:15:00.400 It's not lasting
00:15:04.080 It's just like
00:15:04.760 Look at
00:15:05.240 I don't know
00:15:05.780 You can't
00:15:06.780 It just has to be
00:15:10.320 The man's decision
00:15:10.900 There's some things
00:15:11.380 That are just not fair
00:15:12.020 Everyone's saying
00:15:12.600 L good
00:15:13.320 Good
00:15:14.280 Why is everybody
00:15:16.300 In the back here
00:15:16.980 This is real
00:15:17.920 I think
00:15:18.300 I think
00:15:18.860 Why are you
00:15:22.920 Let them have a moment
00:15:24.080 There before you
00:15:24.720 Take a photo
00:15:25.340 I don't know
00:15:25.920 Everything is for social media
00:15:27.660 Everything
00:15:28.280 Billy do you have to drink
00:15:31.900 After work
00:15:32.460 Every day
00:15:33.240 You scared the
00:15:34.640 Dog out of me
00:15:35.720 First of all
00:15:36.340 Alright I won't drink
00:15:37.280 Let's talk about your day
00:15:38.300 What'd you do at work today
00:15:39.560 Fake
00:15:39.980 I don't have a job
00:15:40.780 You know this
00:15:41.380 Hmm
00:15:42.480 How about that
00:15:43.700 F*** you man
00:15:44.560 This is so
00:15:45.560 So fake man
00:15:46.840 This makes you want to go to church
00:15:50.300 Hi y'all
00:15:52.080 Let's make some lunch
00:15:52.740 For my husband
00:15:53.220 Tomorrow he's gonna get
00:15:53.940 A club sandwich
00:15:54.780 I'm just starting off
00:15:55.940 With three pieces
00:15:56.680 Of butter toast
00:15:57.840 I'm adding lettuce
00:15:58.980 And ham
00:15:59.600 I'm putting the mayo
00:16:01.000 Onto the ham
00:16:01.760 Just to prevent
00:16:02.360 Any sogginess
00:16:03.220 I'm adding another
00:16:04.880 Piece of toast
00:16:05.700 Some pepper jack cheese
00:16:06.880 And some Dave's hot pickles
00:16:08.260 I'm also adding
00:16:09.920 Another piece of lettuce
00:16:11.600 And some crispy bacon
00:16:12.900 I'm going to fold that over
00:16:14.840 And cut it diagonally
00:16:15.880 Some of those pieces
00:16:17.080 Of bacon fell out
00:16:18.060 But that's just because
00:16:18.820 It's super crispy
00:16:19.640 But look how pretty that is
00:16:21.260 I'm wrapping it
00:16:22.480 In some parchment paper
00:16:23.640 And putting some toothpicks
00:16:25.180 In there
00:16:25.500 Just to hold everything together
00:16:26.540 In his other container
00:16:28.420 He's going to get
00:16:29.100 Some peaches
00:16:29.680 I have a paper towel
00:16:30.940 On there
00:16:31.240 Just to prevent
00:16:31.900 Any of the peach juice
00:16:33.520 From leaking
00:16:34.080 Onto the trail mix
00:16:35.140 Side
00:16:35.480 And making it soggy
00:16:36.580 In his lunch bag
00:16:38.680 He's going to get
00:16:39.160 Some snacks
00:16:39.840 I'm just packing
00:16:40.640 Some cheese crackers
00:16:41.960 A cliff bar
00:16:43.040 The H-E-B Doritos
00:16:44.660 An orange Gatorade
00:16:46.000 And his overnight oats
00:16:47.560 Bye y'all
00:16:48.080 Thank you
00:16:49.180 I'm hungry now
00:16:50.560 Okay no more of this cringe
00:16:51.740 That's it
00:16:57.740 This is your job