SNEAKO - September 22, 2022
Young Americans Know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
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127.78211
Harmful content
Misogyny
34
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179
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Hate speech
12
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Summary
This episode is about dumb people not knowing what a country is, and how dumb our youth is. We also talk about TikTok and TikTok dancing, and why TikTok should go to jail. Also, we talk about the Queen of England not knowing where she comes from, and what country she's from.
Transcript
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What country is the Queen of England from?
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The question, what country is the Queen of England from?
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Do you want to break down how dumb that was?
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People, take your fucking hand out of here.
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You guys are so dumb, you're lagging on my computer.
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Do you know what country the Great Wall of China is in?
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Who's all who, I will summon my ancestors on you, the Graa!
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Do you know what the third month of each year is?
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Do you know what country we gained our independence from?
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I mean, can you imagine them actually writing out these questions?
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That would mean one foot is two and a half inches.
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Do you know what country the Panama Canal is in?
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Like, what do you think it sounds like it's a...
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It's not just one, like, not even saying the wrong country, but...
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September, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August.
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January, February, March, April, May, June, July, July, August.
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If you didn't learn the most basic stuff like this.
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One, they thought a fucking shape was a stop sign.
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You don't know what year the country was founded in.
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It should not be a laughable thing that you're this dumb.
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Do you know who fought in the Mexican-American War?
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Chad, there was way too many of you saying 10 just now.
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Bro, Chad, we cannot be in here telling people to find God, making fun of these bots, when you...
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Bro, I saw a lot of you go back in the chat and make fun of those people who said 10.
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Chad, a lot of you were confused by that question.
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Other people in the chat, get on their ass.
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Because you know damn well if I got that wrong how much I'd be roasted for.
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The amount of fucking TikToks are gonna be clipped up and me fucking up.
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Go pray those sins away because you just as dumb as these bots in this video.
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You learned this shit in fucking first grade.
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We only know what to say, what we see on a screen.
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This poor girl being brainwashed and indoctrinated every day by Cardi B and Meg Thee Stallion.
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She hasn't even said a word and I know how she talks.
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This poor girl is being brainwashed every single day.
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And now she's going to get roasted by my mean ass chat.
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Do you know what two countries border the USA?
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I know the obvious answer is Mexico and Canada.
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But we don't need to fucking say it in the chat.
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But she just thought, not only did she not know that Mexico and Canada border the US.
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And not only did she think that the North Pole was a country, she thought it was below.
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She didn't know what countries were bordering the US.
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And she thought that the North Pole was a country.
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So I'm trying to break down how many levels of stupid just came out of her fucking mouth.
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This shit you consume is making you stupid.
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You sound dumb and nobody wants to tell you.
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I know you're still getting dopamine hits from TikTok.
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What country did we gain our independence from?
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Like, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or like a day?
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I would say probably like a Wednesday or Thursday.
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Do you know what's the difference between Mexico and New Mexico?
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I know you're from New York because of how you talk.
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How did you just say some stupid shit like that?
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Do you see how dumb that is because she's from New York and she thinks...
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Chad, if you're not aware, most of you are not from New York.
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The five boroughs in New York City are Staten Island, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Bronx, and Queens.
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But she, not only does she thought that a state was Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Staten Island, but also New York was a borough.
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I'm on TikTok every day and I don't realize how dumb I am for me.
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It's the watching Charlie D'Amelio and Lil Huddy TikToks brainwashing and killing my brain cells for me.
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It's me listening to the same songs that everybody else listens to and developing a personality trait.
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Do you know what three times three times three is?
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Do you know who fought in the Mexican-American War?
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You're just going to make me look so stupid.
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Bro, they're lagging out YouTube with that dumb.
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I would do 100 if I genuinely thought that I really...
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Bro, you don't damn well I corrected it fast enough, bro.
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I'll give you 10 because I was off by 10 for literally like 0.1 second, bro.
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But brainwashed, Magda Stallion, Cardi B, for...
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That's the one thing that I'm going to fail on.
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Do you know what the four directions on a compass are?
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I'm just waiting for Barack Obama to come back.
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Don't clip the part where I said 100 instead of 110.
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So, if you were born in 2012, how old would you be today?
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What the fuck does your sister have to do with this?
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If you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today?
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Why are you dressed like that in Times Square, first off?
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I know some of the Muslims get mad at me for the button, but this is why I have that button
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Why is she out in public dressed like she's going to the beach, bro?
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You dress like you're going to, like, wash a car in a music video from 1985.
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You look like you're in a Coca-Cola commercial and you're about to, like, seductively drink
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a bottle while some sweaty kid watches you.
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Why the fuck are you wearing this out on the streets?
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If you were born 10 years ago today, you would be 11.
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If you were born 10 years ago, then you would be 10.
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So if you were born in 2011, how old would you be today?