SNEAKO - September 22, 2022


Young Americans Know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING


Episode Stats

Length

26 minutes

Words per Minute

127.78211

Word Count

3,328

Sentence Count

517


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Mind-blowing!
00:00:01.200 Our youth knows nothing, Fleckus Talks.
00:00:03.340 What country is the Queen of England from?
00:00:05.420 Oh my god!
00:00:06.700 What is she gonna say, Texas?
00:00:08.320 Originally.
00:00:10.460 Um, I definitely don't know.
00:00:12.580 Give me your best guess, a guess a country.
00:00:14.580 Texas.
00:00:16.360 What is a country again?
00:00:20.280 Give me a guess.
00:00:21.380 This is embarrassing.
00:00:24.200 What is a country?
00:00:28.140 What is a country?
00:00:30.760 Um, what is a country?
00:00:33.460 What is a country?
00:00:34.100 What is a country?
00:00:34.680 Canada.
00:00:36.200 Yes.
00:00:43.720 What is a country?
00:00:45.280 What is a country?
00:00:48.500 The question, what country is the Queen of England from?
00:00:51.980 Not only did she not, bro, that was dumb.
00:00:55.520 Do you want to break down how dumb that was?
00:00:57.400 And you get mad when I yell, oh, bots!
00:01:04.520 NPCs!
00:01:08.300 The Queen of England is from Canada.
00:01:10.180 Do you know what time this is?
00:01:16.640 150, right, bro?
00:01:17.660 People, take your fucking hand out of here.
00:01:19.580 What are you doing with your...
00:01:20.560 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35.
00:01:26.480 Oh, my God, bro.
00:01:34.700 What the fuck, bro?
00:01:36.080 You guys are so dumb, you're lagging on my computer.
00:01:38.100 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45.
00:01:45.260 Uh, 245.
00:01:46.280 Yes.
00:01:47.440 Do you know what country the Great Wall of China is in?
00:01:50.840 Country?
00:01:51.480 Yeah.
00:01:53.040 If you had to guess.
00:01:55.720 She knows what a country is, right?
00:01:58.740 The li-li-lis.
00:01:59.640 Does she not know what a country is?
00:02:02.220 Japanese.
00:02:02.620 Who's all who, I will summon my ancestors on you, the Graa!
00:02:13.420 Yes.
00:02:14.080 Do you know what the third month of each year is?
00:02:17.560 March.
00:02:17.980 Ain't that leap year or some shit?
00:02:29.920 Yeah.
00:02:30.400 Do you know what 15% of 100 is?
00:02:33.520 Fuck.
00:02:34.380 Around what it is, if you had to guess.
00:02:36.520 Probably like 75.
00:02:40.460 At least say 85.
00:02:41.940 If you're gonna be that dumb...
00:02:44.620 Check, these are real people, bro.
00:02:47.680 I don't know.
00:02:49.340 Yes.
00:02:49.760 Do you know what country we gained our independence from?
00:02:53.340 Spain.
00:02:56.620 Wrong.
00:02:57.860 Yes.
00:02:58.340 How many inches are in two feet?
00:03:00.400 I mean, can you imagine them actually writing out these questions?
00:03:09.140 I don't know.
00:03:10.460 Around how many inches?
00:03:12.580 Um...
00:03:13.500 If you had to guess.
00:03:15.420 Five?
00:03:16.840 Yes.
00:03:17.360 That would mean one foot is two and a half inches.
00:03:26.980 Do you know what country the Panama Canal is in?
00:03:30.380 Just say Panama.
00:03:31.480 Just say Panama, Lee, Lee, Lee.
00:03:33.500 No.
00:03:34.380 What do these people do for a living?
00:03:36.200 Where do they work?
00:03:37.680 How do you make...
00:03:38.340 How are you alive?
00:03:38.920 You have to guess.
00:03:39.640 Like, what do you think it sounds like it's a...
00:03:40.920 It's a country.
00:03:42.220 Europe?
00:03:43.380 Yes.
00:03:43.740 It's wrong on so many levels.
00:03:48.800 It's not just one, like, not even saying the wrong country, but...
00:03:52.720 Can you name all the months?
00:03:55.440 September, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August.
00:03:58.920 Why would you start with September?
00:04:05.820 You forgot, like, four months.
00:04:07.800 Why are you TikTok dancing afterwards, bro?
00:04:10.080 What was that little...
00:04:11.180 What was that little thing you did at the end?
00:04:13.820 January, February, March, April, May, June, July, July, August.
00:04:19.040 Why are you sticking out your...
00:04:20.160 Yeah, what was that?
00:04:21.180 What was that?
00:04:23.100 Yes.
00:04:23.660 Deal what country the...
00:04:24.520 What the...
00:04:24.880 Why are you lagging on my computer, bro?
00:04:26.840 What, like...
00:04:27.860 What...
00:04:28.180 Panama Canal is in?
00:04:32.740 What the fuck is with this fucking...
00:04:34.680 Panama, Spain?
00:04:37.700 Yes.
00:04:38.420 What do we call a shape with five sides?
00:04:42.300 Pentagon, right?
00:04:43.100 Pentagon.
00:04:44.040 Is it an octagon?
00:04:45.400 Wait, that's six.
00:04:46.260 Stop sign.
00:04:47.380 That's eight.
00:04:47.940 Octagon is eight.
00:04:52.400 Is it a stop sign?
00:04:54.960 That's not a shape!
00:04:56.260 Yes.
00:04:56.580 Do you know what year the U.S. was founded?
00:04:59.280 Oh, no.
00:04:59.740 76.
00:05:00.020 I don't know what answer to that.
00:05:03.080 Around when?
00:05:03.740 If you had to guess a year.
00:05:06.200 I do not know.
00:05:07.940 Um...
00:05:08.620 Give me your best guess.
00:05:10.100 She's gonna say 1941.
00:05:12.120 I don't get, like...
00:05:15.040 What did people learn in school?
00:05:16.540 If you didn't learn the most basic stuff like this.
00:05:18.700 We had to memorize all these dates.
00:05:21.220 One, they thought a fucking shape was a stop sign.
00:05:24.980 You don't know what year the country was founded in.
00:05:27.820 What did you learn?
00:05:28.960 How do you make money?
00:05:30.180 How are you alive?
00:05:31.320 What do you spend your time doing?
00:05:33.120 Get off of soap.
00:05:34.260 I'm gonna say BC.
00:05:39.700 I'm gonna keep it at BC.
00:05:40.720 BC!
00:05:41.880 Before Christ!
00:05:43.080 Before!
00:05:43.920 Find God!
00:05:47.800 Find God!
00:05:51.640 Go to church!
00:05:53.760 Go to confession!
00:05:54.800 Get off of TikTok and find God!
00:05:59.260 Give me a number, BC.
00:06:22.580 Yo, arrest her right now.
00:06:23.960 You see those cops?
00:06:24.740 She's taking to jail.
00:06:25.560 It shouldn't be fun.
00:06:40.880 It should not be a laughable thing that you're this dumb.
00:06:44.160 That you're this brainwashed.
00:06:47.440 How are you laughing at that?
00:06:49.260 You are genuinely so stupid.
00:06:51.620 Something, 1800s.
00:06:56.500 BC?
00:06:57.060 Yeah.
00:06:57.800 Yes.
00:06:58.480 How many weeks in a year?
00:07:00.300 52.
00:07:03.100 Nah.
00:07:06.220 Weeks in a year?
00:07:07.300 I don't know.
00:07:08.420 Can't count the weeks.
00:07:12.780 91.
00:07:13.560 4 times 12, 24 weeks.
00:07:14.980 4 times 12 is 24.
00:07:20.280 Oh, God.
00:07:21.800 First off, that's 48.
00:07:22.760 That's not even the right amount of weeks.
00:07:24.360 And...
00:07:24.600 Yes.
00:07:28.900 How many different moons does the Earth have?
00:07:34.180 4.
00:07:34.800 4.
00:07:36.140 What are the 4 moons?
00:07:37.340 How did you get there?
00:07:38.500 Yes.
00:07:39.020 Do you know who fought in the Mexican-American War?
00:07:40.860 Come on, man.
00:07:44.440 Come on, man.
00:07:45.320 Do you remember?
00:07:48.940 Can't lie to you?
00:07:50.000 I don't know that.
00:07:51.300 Guess two countries.
00:07:52.380 Who against who?
00:07:53.400 If you had to guess.
00:07:54.600 Philippines?
00:07:55.520 Yeah, against who?
00:07:59.600 Don't remember the other one.
00:08:00.960 Do you know what 3 times 3 times 3 is?
00:08:04.660 9.
00:08:05.420 Who fought in the Mexican-American War?
00:08:07.100 How many moons does the Earth have?
00:08:18.660 No, what did she say?
00:08:20.520 The 4 revolutions?
00:08:26.780 I don't know.
00:08:27.960 Yeah.
00:08:28.460 How many moons does the Earth have?
00:08:30.880 How many moons?
00:08:33.420 Around how many?
00:08:37.100 30?
00:08:39.780 I don't know.
00:08:41.580 Yes.
00:08:42.100 Do you know what 33 divided by 3 is?
00:08:43.740 No.
00:08:45.640 I don't know.
00:08:46.480 Give me a guess.
00:08:47.020 A number.
00:08:47.400 Around 1.
00:08:50.660 33 divided by 3?
00:08:52.020 Yeah.
00:08:53.200 11, right?
00:08:53.900 That took me way too long to think about.
00:08:55.300 But it's 11, right?
00:08:56.300 I don't know.
00:08:56.800 5?
00:08:57.280 Nah.
00:08:59.660 It's 11, right?
00:09:00.500 I don't know.
00:09:01.560 Yes.
00:09:02.040 Do you know what 7 plus 7 plus 7 is?
00:09:04.760 21.
00:09:05.160 28.
00:09:09.380 Oh, I'm stupid?
00:09:10.880 Am I stupid?
00:09:14.280 Wait, am I stupid?
00:09:19.660 Oh, I'm not stupid, Chad.
00:09:20.800 Shut the fuck up.
00:09:21.680 Chad, there was way too many of you saying 10 just now.
00:09:24.080 There was way too many of you saying 10.
00:09:28.040 Bro, Chad, we cannot be in here telling people to find God, making fun of these bots, when you...
00:09:33.780 A lot of you are dumb too, bro.
00:09:35.500 Why did I see so many people say 10?
00:09:38.840 What are you...
00:09:39.480 Like, what's going through...
00:09:40.680 Okay, well, I was close though.
00:09:42.260 I was close though.
00:09:42.740 Let me not get mad at you.
00:09:43.900 But I saw a lot of...
00:09:44.620 Bro, I saw a lot of you go back in the chat and make fun of those people who said 10.
00:09:48.160 There was a lot of you.
00:09:50.480 You saw it.
00:09:51.800 Chad, a lot of you were confused by that question.
00:09:53.960 I ain't gonna cap.
00:09:54.960 And now this is recorded.
00:09:56.220 You know you're dumb.
00:09:57.460 And you deserve...
00:09:59.020 Other people in the chat, get on their ass.
00:10:01.240 Because you know damn well if I got that wrong how much I'd be roasted for.
00:10:04.740 I was just starting to panic, bro.
00:10:06.320 The amount of fucking TikToks are gonna be clipped up and me fucking up.
00:10:09.600 Uh-oh.
00:10:10.700 Our generation's lost, man.
00:10:12.640 I had to Google it just in case.
00:10:17.120 I had to Google it just in case.
00:10:26.000 Nah, yo.
00:10:26.740 You were chatting.
00:10:27.420 Bro, y'all need to go to church for real.
00:10:29.940 I'm not like, man.
00:10:32.300 Go pray those sins away because you just as dumb as these bots in this video.
00:10:36.000 No, no, no.
00:10:36.480 I'm bugging.
00:10:38.060 14.
00:10:39.220 Plus 7.
00:10:41.240 I don't know.
00:10:42.020 Can you tell me what time this is?
00:10:47.160 Okay, I know the long one is the hour.
00:10:51.420 You learned this shit in fucking first grade.
00:10:55.600 You don't know how to tell the time.
00:10:58.040 This is proof that TikTok is tearing us apart.
00:11:01.280 We only know what to say, what we see on a screen.
00:11:04.720 You can't even read the clock.
00:11:06.540 You don't know where we are.
00:11:07.900 You don't know where the country is.
00:11:09.120 Yeah.
00:11:13.320 So that's 10.
00:11:16.980 Oh, my God.
00:11:19.100 10 what?
00:11:19.780 Around what time is this?
00:11:21.760 I'm not sure.
00:11:23.700 Give me your best guess.
00:11:24.520 I want to say 10, 15.
00:11:29.180 Yes.
00:11:29.780 Do you know how many moons the earth has?
00:11:33.960 Around how many, if you had to guess.
00:11:35.420 This poor girl with her vape.
00:11:40.220 This poor girl being brainwashed and indoctrinated every day by Cardi B and Meg Thee Stallion.
00:11:44.640 This poor girl who talks in period.
00:11:47.020 It's the vape for me.
00:11:49.040 It's the blue box.
00:11:50.600 Not the blue box spray.
00:11:52.240 She hasn't even said a word and I know how she talks.
00:11:54.560 This poor girl is being brainwashed every single day.
00:11:57.620 And now she's going to get roasted by my mean ass chat.
00:12:00.060 Do you know what two countries border the USA?
00:12:07.600 No.
00:12:09.380 Like what's on top of us and what's below us?
00:12:12.420 Um, isn't the North Pole below us?
00:12:15.860 Yeah.
00:12:16.340 Okay, chat.
00:12:29.700 I know the obvious answer is Mexico and Canada.
00:12:32.420 But we don't need to fucking say it in the chat.
00:12:33.780 We know that.
00:12:34.780 But she just thought, not only did she not know that Mexico and Canada border the US.
00:12:40.660 But she thought that North Pole was a country.
00:12:42.720 And not only did she think that the North Pole was a country, she thought it was below.
00:12:48.100 So she messed up North and South.
00:12:50.340 She didn't know what countries were bordering the US.
00:12:53.640 And she thought that the North Pole was a country.
00:12:55.900 So I'm trying to break down how many levels of stupid just came out of her fucking mouth.
00:13:06.360 And what else?
00:13:08.560 What is above us?
00:13:10.680 Is it Europe?
00:13:12.720 Wake up.
00:13:18.980 Wake up.
00:13:19.680 Wake up.
00:13:20.180 Wake up, call.
00:13:22.200 You're dumb.
00:13:23.480 You're dummy.
00:13:25.420 This shit you consume is making you stupid.
00:13:28.400 Stop it.
00:13:29.200 Stop it right now.
00:13:30.500 You sound dumb and nobody wants to tell you.
00:13:33.740 You are dumb.
00:13:37.240 I know you're still getting attention.
00:13:39.620 I know you're still getting dopamine hits from TikTok.
00:13:41.960 But you're dumb.
00:13:43.440 Uh-oh.
00:13:44.460 Wake up.
00:13:45.460 Find God.
00:13:46.980 Read a book.
00:13:47.880 What the fuck is going up there?
00:13:50.500 What the fuck is going up there?
00:13:50.540 Because...
00:13:51.540 Is that your guess?
00:14:10.800 Yes, that's my guess.
00:14:11.920 Yes.
00:14:12.540 What country did we gain our independence from?
00:14:14.420 We're Canadian.
00:14:17.820 Russia.
00:14:19.420 Yes.
00:14:20.020 If it's Monday right now, what day...
00:14:22.420 What day of the week will it be in 14 days?
00:14:32.080 It's Monday right now.
00:14:33.460 How many days?
00:14:34.520 Like, day of the week.
00:14:35.600 Monday, Monday, bro.
00:14:36.340 Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday.
00:14:38.340 Like, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or like a day?
00:14:41.160 Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
00:14:41.900 What?
00:14:42.460 What?
00:14:43.300 What?
00:14:44.660 What is happening in your head right now?
00:14:46.460 What is going through it?
00:14:47.120 I would say probably like a Wednesday or Thursday.
00:14:49.560 How?
00:14:50.240 Yes.
00:14:50.760 How?
00:14:51.000 Do you know what's the difference between Mexico and New Mexico?
00:14:54.720 No, you don't.
00:14:55.820 One's a country, one's a state.
00:14:56.900 What the fuck?
00:14:57.180 Are they the same thing?
00:14:58.060 Take off your mask, bot.
00:14:59.120 I don't know.
00:14:59.600 You look like a fucking bot.
00:15:01.380 Yes.
00:15:01.580 So dumb.
00:15:02.040 Can you name five states?
00:15:04.320 Staten Island?
00:15:05.720 Oh, God.
00:15:08.240 How are you from New York saying that?
00:15:11.540 I know you're from New York because of how you talk.
00:15:13.880 Staten Island's a fucking borough.
00:15:15.600 It's not even a city, you fucking idiot.
00:15:17.740 What the fuck?
00:15:18.900 States, damn.
00:15:21.200 Brooklyn?
00:15:21.820 Nah, I don't even know.
00:15:22.800 Brooklyn?
00:15:23.660 Where are you from?
00:15:24.440 The Bronx?
00:15:25.080 How did you just say some stupid shit like that?
00:15:28.540 You are from New York City.
00:15:30.320 You don't even know what the boroughs are?
00:15:32.040 Four more.
00:15:40.180 Four more states.
00:15:40.740 Any states you want.
00:15:41.540 Um, New York?
00:15:43.600 All right, you got it.
00:15:45.340 How do you not see how dumb that is?
00:15:47.860 Chad, how does she not?
00:15:51.320 Someone update your software.
00:15:54.940 You're on version fucking eight.
00:15:59.660 Update.
00:16:00.500 Update.
00:16:01.160 A two.
00:16:02.040 Oh, Manhattan?
00:16:03.200 I don't know.
00:16:04.600 How?
00:16:05.400 How?
00:16:06.120 How?
00:16:08.280 Do you see how dumb that is because she's from New York and she thinks...
00:16:12.460 Oh, my God.
00:16:15.900 Chad, if you're not aware, most of you are not from New York.
00:16:18.660 The five boroughs in New York City are Staten Island, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Bronx, and Queens.
00:16:24.080 But she, not only does she thought that a state was Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Staten Island, but also New York was a borough.
00:16:35.160 Do you realize how dumb that is?
00:16:36.540 Three.
00:16:37.720 That's better than a state.
00:16:39.360 Oh.
00:16:40.620 Two more.
00:16:41.780 Uh, Queens.
00:16:43.180 I don't know if that's a state.
00:16:44.360 I don't know.
00:16:45.140 Four.
00:16:45.600 One more.
00:16:46.180 Uh, let me see.
00:16:47.760 The Bronx.
00:16:49.420 Five.
00:16:50.100 Nice.
00:16:51.380 I'm a bot.
00:16:53.320 I'm a bot.
00:16:54.180 I don't know anything.
00:16:55.580 Oop, oop.
00:16:56.560 It's the, oop, stupid for me.
00:16:58.860 Oop.
00:16:59.140 I'm on TikTok every day and I don't realize how dumb I am for me.
00:17:01.540 Oop.
00:17:02.140 Period.
00:17:02.660 It's the, oop, brainwashing for me.
00:17:05.260 Leep.
00:17:05.960 Leep.
00:17:06.540 It's the malfunctioning for me.
00:17:08.540 Oop.
00:17:09.160 My brain is connected to an algorithm for me.
00:17:11.360 Oop.
00:17:12.440 Oop.
00:17:14.000 Oop.
00:17:15.320 Throwback challenge for me.
00:17:16.880 Oop.
00:17:18.000 It's the watching Charlie D'Amelio and Lil Huddy TikToks brainwashing and killing my brain cells for me.
00:17:23.080 Oop.
00:17:24.400 Oop.
00:17:24.760 It's me listening to the same songs that everybody else listens to and developing a personality trait.
00:17:29.140 based off ice spice munch for me.
00:17:30.820 Oop.
00:17:31.960 Oop.
00:17:33.000 You thought you was feeling me?
00:17:35.080 That bitch is a bot.
00:17:36.320 Oop.
00:17:37.760 Oop.
00:17:38.760 Do you know what three times three times three is?
00:17:42.920 Yes.
00:17:45.280 Uh, why?
00:17:52.020 Twenty, twenty-one.
00:17:53.600 Yes.
00:17:53.940 Do you know how many states are in the USA?
00:17:55.860 Fifty.
00:17:57.860 Oop.
00:17:58.300 Around how many?
00:17:59.480 Oop.
00:18:01.140 Oop.
00:18:02.140 No.
00:18:05.140 Twenty-four?
00:18:07.260 Yes.
00:18:07.920 Do you know who fought in the Mexican-American War?
00:18:11.180 Yeah.
00:18:11.940 Yeah.
00:18:12.440 Who?
00:18:12.800 No.
00:18:13.440 Give me your best guess.
00:18:14.260 Who against who?
00:18:15.600 Okay, wait.
00:18:16.120 What was that?
00:18:16.480 Mexican War?
00:18:17.500 Mexican-American War.
00:18:18.280 Say the Philippines.
00:18:19.600 Uh.
00:18:21.300 Who?
00:18:21.640 Give me your two best guesses.
00:18:22.700 You're just going to make me look so stupid.
00:18:24.440 I didn't even happen.
00:18:25.140 Guess.
00:18:25.400 Okay, nothing happened.
00:18:27.300 What is 15%?
00:18:34.160 Percent of a hundred.
00:18:38.160 Around what?
00:18:39.300 Give me your best guess.
00:18:41.500 Fifteen percent.
00:18:42.300 I wouldn't say 50 because that's half.
00:18:48.460 So.
00:18:48.920 Why would you even think of 50?
00:18:50.280 She said 50 because it sounds like 15.
00:18:52.960 Give me a number.
00:18:53.840 Yeah.
00:18:55.660 All right.
00:18:57.620 This is a representation of her brain.
00:18:59.100 That's a 30.
00:19:00.100 Yes.
00:19:00.940 Do you know what?
00:19:01.440 Bro, they're lagging out YouTube with that dumb.
00:19:03.580 77 plus 23 is?
00:19:05.380 A hundred.
00:19:05.760 You know, cancel simple math, my guy.
00:19:08.040 No, it's not.
00:19:08.860 No, it's not a hundred.
00:19:09.480 It's a hundred and ten.
00:19:10.240 Fuck.
00:19:12.180 It's a hundred and ten, right?
00:19:13.720 Yeah, it's a hundred and ten.
00:19:14.560 I didn't say that.
00:19:15.160 I didn't say that.
00:19:15.740 I didn't say that, chat.
00:19:16.800 I said a hundred and ten.
00:19:18.480 77 plus 33 is a hundred and ten.
00:19:20.220 You did not hear me say that.
00:19:24.220 Nope.
00:19:25.360 Nope.
00:19:27.600 Yeah, it's a hundred and ten.
00:19:28.540 Bro, you did not.
00:19:29.220 Shut up.
00:19:29.840 Shut the fuck up.
00:19:30.640 Shut up.
00:19:31.080 Shut up.
00:19:31.480 Shut up.
00:19:33.120 I corrected it fast enough before.
00:19:34.660 No, you can't call me a bot.
00:19:35.860 Don't clip that.
00:19:36.640 Don't clip that.
00:19:38.320 Don't clip it right before I said 110.
00:19:40.200 Bro, you heard me correct it right away.
00:19:41.580 Shut the fuck up, chat.
00:19:42.920 No, chat, chat, chat, chat.
00:19:44.480 I corrected it.
00:19:45.540 Bro, you know damn well I corrected it.
00:19:47.400 I corrected it fast enough.
00:19:49.380 I corrected it fast enough.
00:19:50.520 Shut up.
00:19:52.640 Stop!
00:19:54.600 Stop!
00:19:55.080 Don't clip that!
00:19:58.760 Don't rewind it.
00:19:59.640 I said...
00:20:00.100 No, I definitely corrected it fast enough.
00:20:05.080 Okay, I'll do 10.
00:20:06.000 I'll do 10 push-ups for that.
00:20:08.180 I would do 100 if I genuinely thought that I really...
00:20:10.600 Bro, you don't damn well I corrected it fast enough, bro.
00:20:12.980 I'll give you 10 because I was off by 10 for literally like 0.1 second, bro.
00:20:16.900 You own my dick.
00:20:17.800 Do not clip that.
00:20:18.660 Do not clip that.
00:20:19.520 Do not clip that.
00:20:20.340 Put the part in when I corrected it.
00:20:21.960 Don't clip that.
00:20:22.800 Shut up.
00:20:24.200 Shut up.
00:20:26.080 But brainwashed, Magda Stallion, Cardi B, for...
00:20:30.640 I lost count just like I did on that question.
00:20:40.920 I don't know how many that was.
00:20:41.700 That was more than 10 though.
00:20:43.840 Shut up, chat.
00:20:44.380 You know I fixed it.
00:20:50.200 Yo, somebody's not a hater, bro.
00:20:51.780 You know I fixed it in time.
00:20:53.700 You know I fixed it in time.
00:20:54.900 That's the one thing that I'm going to fail on.
00:20:59.260 Do you know what 15% of 100 is?
00:21:01.360 Oh, shit.
00:21:02.880 Give me your best guess.
00:21:03.860 It's not a hard question.
00:21:06.120 I'm terrible at math.
00:21:07.540 Wait, what was the question?
00:21:08.640 15% of 100.
00:21:10.520 Around what?
00:21:15.120 25%.
00:21:15.600 Do you know what the four directions on a compass are?
00:21:19.160 No.
00:21:20.120 Not at all.
00:21:20.860 Do you know who the current vice president is?
00:21:23.420 Kamala.
00:21:24.840 Obama.
00:21:25.320 Say Obama.
00:21:26.080 Who do you think it is?
00:21:26.780 Take a guess.
00:21:27.380 First female vice president ever.
00:21:33.100 I don't know.
00:21:34.360 I'm just waiting for Barack Obama to come back.
00:21:36.680 Do you know what continents we're on?
00:21:38.260 You see the bot there?
00:21:39.520 She just knows Trump bad, white man bad.
00:21:42.120 I want Obama good.
00:21:44.100 Brown Obama good.
00:21:45.600 You got me feeling dumb.
00:21:52.340 No.
00:21:52.980 Don't be dumb.
00:21:53.760 Just know.
00:21:55.980 You know this.
00:21:56.980 I love this tone of voice.
00:21:59.340 Don't be dumb.
00:22:00.260 Just know it.
00:22:00.900 Just give me content.
00:22:01.900 No, you're not that dumb.
00:22:03.000 You are, but no.
00:22:04.720 Nah.
00:22:05.560 How many people are on earth?
00:22:07.300 Around how many?
00:22:07.960 7.7 billion.
00:22:08.880 Right, chat?
00:22:10.360 Don't clip the part where I said 100 instead of 110.
00:22:12.940 Okay, I fixed it.
00:22:13.620 If you had to guess.
00:22:15.600 I don't know.
00:22:21.080 200 trillion?
00:22:23.060 Something like that.
00:22:24.420 Do you know how many continents there are?
00:22:26.960 7.
00:22:27.560 I don't know.
00:22:28.360 7, right?
00:22:28.880 Take a guess.
00:22:29.400 10.
00:22:30.400 Can you name them?
00:22:37.860 Can you name one?
00:22:41.100 What continents are we on right now?
00:22:43.580 Oh, come on.
00:22:44.540 United States.
00:22:47.100 Yes.
00:22:48.000 If you were born 10 years.
00:22:49.120 Oh, come on.
00:22:50.160 I know that one.
00:22:51.000 Years ago, how old would you be today?
00:22:54.120 Oh, shit.
00:22:55.280 I'd be 12.
00:22:58.580 Boom, book up.
00:23:02.540 I'm 22, right?
00:23:03.680 I'd be 12.
00:23:04.380 Yeah.
00:23:04.720 So, if you were born in 2012, how old would you be today?
00:23:08.040 Oh.
00:23:08.440 Oh, sorry.
00:23:09.280 I heard you wrong.
00:23:11.460 If I was born in 2012, I believe I'll be 12.
00:23:15.820 Wait, no.
00:23:17.180 No.
00:23:20.280 2012 to now?
00:23:21.540 Yeah.
00:23:21.760 Well, my sister was.
00:23:26.020 What the fuck does your sister have to do with this?
00:23:27.600 Give me a number.
00:23:28.980 Um.
00:23:29.680 15.
00:23:30.720 18.
00:23:31.740 Maybe 13.
00:23:33.780 Yes.
00:23:34.300 If you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today?
00:23:37.480 Uh, 11.
00:23:40.260 11.
00:23:41.620 I'm 21.
00:23:43.220 Why are you dressed like that in Times Square, first off?
00:23:45.600 Like, just.
00:23:47.220 This is what I'm saying.
00:23:48.120 I'm not like, boss!
00:23:49.060 This is Iran behavior.
00:23:49.940 I know some of the Muslims get mad at me for the button, but this is why I have that button
00:23:52.800 on the.
00:23:53.200 Why is she out in public dressed like she's going to the beach, bro?
00:23:56.000 There are so many men around.
00:23:57.840 Do you.
00:23:59.680 You dress like you're going to, like, wash a car in a music video from 1985.
00:24:04.940 You look like you're in a Coca-Cola commercial and you're about to, like, seductively drink
00:24:08.600 a bottle while some sweaty kid watches you.
00:24:11.300 Why the fuck are you wearing this out on the streets?
00:24:14.220 You see that other girl right there?
00:24:16.820 Why?
00:24:17.340 Why are y'all dressed like that, bro?
00:24:20.660 Fine, God.
00:24:23.520 If you were born 10 years ago today, you would be 11.
00:24:26.280 Yes.
00:24:27.220 Are you sure?
00:24:28.140 Yes.
00:24:29.240 Yes.
00:24:30.160 No.
00:24:30.980 That's not.
00:24:31.580 10 years, you'd be 10.
00:24:32.960 If you were born 10 years ago?
00:24:34.360 No.
00:24:36.580 What do you mean, no?
00:24:37.740 How are you arguing?
00:24:38.660 If you were born 10 years ago, then you would be 10.
00:24:41.820 No.
00:24:42.220 No.
00:24:43.660 She's just arguing to argue.
00:24:45.400 What the fuck?
00:24:46.180 What do you mean, no?
00:24:47.420 Because I'm 20.
00:24:48.620 Yeah, okay.
00:24:50.860 It has nothing to do with you.
00:24:53.200 What year is it?
00:24:54.320 What?
00:24:54.880 What year is it?
00:24:56.260 21.
00:24:57.560 Okay, so...
00:24:58.020 You don't even know...
00:24:59.300 What year?
00:24:59.840 It's 2022.
00:25:00.720 So if you were born in 2011, how old would you be today?
00:25:08.900 No.
00:25:10.720 Well, 2011?
00:25:13.760 41.
00:25:16.900 I'm done.
00:25:18.360 Ending stream.
00:25:18.920 Yes!
00:25:29.660 That's it.
00:25:32.080 Is this your job?
00:25:32.680 Thank you.