SNEAKO - May 27, 2023


SNEAKO Reacts To Jidion Catching A Predator!


Episode Stats

Length

51 minutes

Words per Minute

162.15158

Word Count

8,278

Sentence Count

572

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

45


Summary

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Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 I know I know like if you're gonna go through all that effort if you're gonna risk jail time if
00:00:07.820 you're gonna risk getting deported your wife and kids wouldn't you want it to be over some raw
00:00:15.580 pussy right all that works like sending little things to a 14 year old you would think you would
00:00:22.780 get the whole like you would try to get the whole experience you're getting a watered down vert
00:00:27.180 you're putting your whole life on the line for latex really no do you guys you don't am i am i
00:00:36.900 what am i saying it's incorrect what am i saying it's incorrect you know what i do want to watch
00:00:42.000 though if we're gonna go um i want to watch the deon's new video there there is we're actually
00:00:47.260 i'll stream i'll stream there is a video that i do want to react to that that does pertain to this
00:00:50.920 topic but i want to watch a funny one right now jadeon upload a new video he came to meet a 13 year
00:00:55.560 old and met the cops and said chat type of one if you want to watch this i haven't seen it i do want
00:01:01.880 to watch it let's see what he's up to
00:01:05.280 cinco de mayo a day that should be for celebration music familia has now turned into a crime scene
00:01:22.440 because these two men are trying to meet our undercover equal on today's explosive episode
00:01:29.140 we catch two of the most disgusting black people are so privileged to be able to go make fun of whites
00:01:34.800 like this like you could put on white faces a black guy all the time you could put on these wigs
00:01:38.660 imagine if hasanabi put on an afro it's over he's done if hasanabi puts on a fro and makes fun of jamal
00:01:48.860 done delete everybody's unsubscribing there's gonna be a funeral but it look at the privilege
00:01:56.780 vile creatures to ever walk the earth edp's cupcake we made shocking discoveries while we did our
00:02:05.340 investigation and we made sure to get our steps in as well
00:02:09.640 buddy you dropped the phone justin should own the white face yeah look what happened bro didn't he do
00:02:16.560 like in a whole apology tour over that excuse me sir you dropped the phone man sir you gotta come get
00:02:22.040 your phone back we're chasing this we're chasing this i'm your host chris handjob sit back and relax
00:02:28.740 while you watch a coordinated catch we did alongside hpd and skeet hansen's predatorial
00:02:34.840 investigation unit on today's episode of edp watch
00:02:39.480 hey man what's good with y'all boys man so if you guys remember over a year ago your boy went over
00:02:53.360 to detroit and we did an edp catch got to 10 million views then youtube took it down man bro they made a
00:02:58.860 policy where like you can't do edp catches unless you have like these certain stipulations but it was
00:03:04.620 just so nice that we had to do it twice so we're back here with skeet aka black media offline really
00:03:11.440 on a seven million sub channel hansen chris blackson we're back oh chris blackson my bad the cool thing
00:03:17.560 about this one is that it's cinco de mayo so we got ping oh let me just show y'all we got some balloons
00:03:23.180 we got pingadas we're gonna make them hit and we got some tacos here we got sombreros and we got
00:03:29.280 security guards bro look at these boys so i hired you guys not for our protection but actually for the
00:03:34.220 edps because every time i see them like i just get so enraged that you know i i hate when people
00:03:38.560 don't want to talk about race and then they see patterns like the fact that security guards are
00:03:44.020 like 95 black or when you walk into any club or bar in the united states the bouncer's always black
00:03:50.160 95 like how many times would you even feel safe if you didn't see one black security guard at a
00:03:56.960 concert venue oh i don't see race i don't see come on how many times have you seen an asian security
00:04:03.960 guard can you even think of can you picture have you ever seen an asian bouncer like i just start
00:04:10.020 throwing hands like crazy so if you see me going crazy bro like you're really there to protect them
00:04:14.160 not me because i'm like look at this and to make this one even better we really wanted to go with the
00:04:19.880 catch a vibe so i put on my story i need a young girl no wait hold on how did how did what the
00:04:25.020 he's just asking for young girls on instagram i need a girl that's 18 plus that looks young
00:04:32.800 and then at the bottom i'll put w catch right oh there's a decoy right there yo where'd you get
00:04:37.160 that merch from my man well you're supposed to say shopgd on.com skeeter what's her name going to be
00:04:41.660 for this catch uh you are taylor and you're 14 this is the day after my surgery i don't know if you
00:04:46.940 guys saw but your boy got surgery the other day got my hairline back i did did you not see me on
00:04:54.200 the operating table i was connected to the heart monitor and everything stop let me do
00:04:58.660 for the first catch of the night we have our friend that goes by the name of marco rodriguez
00:05:15.340 we met him on the badoo app and on his profile he has that he's 43 years old why would this be
00:05:22.600 his picture is he trying to get caught he initiates the conversation with w riz
00:05:30.200 hi sweetie what do you want to do sweetie hi you really think i'm sweet huh you are sweetie
00:05:36.040 yes what do you want to do sweetie we can meet 3 p.m not sure we just started talking tell me more
00:05:41.600 about you how old are you 40 sweetie i'm old for you i'll be a good boyfriend i promise you
00:05:48.020 is it okay if i'm 14 we can shine sweetie i'm with you we can you don't care if i'm still in high
00:05:53.700 school do you want with me i don't want to trick you so i told you isn't 14 still is that middle school
00:05:58.640 the truth about my age yes sweetie what do you want to do i thought you wanted to be boyfriend and
00:06:03.120 girlfriend yes sweetie sure things then take a drastic turn build that wall when this w riz turns
00:06:12.640 into charisma real quick marco rodriguez didn't ask our decoy if she likes the fun time we responded
00:06:22.380 by saying we only had a fun time three times really sweetie we can trying do you like dentist stuff too
00:06:29.360 i want to do that too it sounds sweet i like that i'd like to have a lot of fun with you
00:06:34.500 out of nowhere marco then decides to gift this 14 year old girl a picture of his polo chat what
00:06:42.260 would you do if your friend and this is for people who are over 18 what would you do if you found a
00:06:47.260 friend that was talking to an underage girl would you snitch on him would you talk to him
00:06:52.900 or would you just pretend like you didn't see it have you ever had that situation happen one time
00:06:59.940 i saw my friend left his phone on the in my car and i'm like oh shit he left his phone
00:07:07.900 and i look at it and i see grinder notification put it right back down
00:07:13.040 never brought it up never asked him about it didn't snitch on him didn't even change my opinion on him
00:07:21.180 removed it from my brain and i just immediately said i didn't see that i don't want to i don't
00:07:26.640 want to i don't want to talk about it because he's not gay he's not gay at least boom bucka has this
00:07:34.020 and i don't i don't care even if he like i really glad you said that so i could come out i don't give
00:07:39.720 a fuck stay in the closet faggot sorry i mean well you know and i don't it's just stay i'd rather
00:07:47.420 we were friends when you were straight i want to keep it that way i don't want to have
00:07:51.960 a straight gay relationship with my friend i would rather you just keep pretending keep lying
00:07:57.740 you know turn the phone back over shove it in the closet where it stays send me picture love please
00:08:05.040 do you want to see my birthday suit sure but you can't be mad if i don't want to send back
00:08:10.300 okay sweetie give me a few minutes
00:08:13.340 ah it has little wrinkles nice there was no confusion on what marco had intended for the night
00:08:25.900 so we had set up our law enforcement in place and we then informed the decoy on what was about
00:08:32.620 to go down just go over it again you're gonna be standing in the doorway just wave him in
00:08:39.060 run up here he's gonna he should come up he might want a hug or something i don't know if you're like
00:08:44.080 comfortable give him like a little like half-ass hug but if not that's fine she don't look 14
00:08:49.880 but just tell him like be like yeah just sit right there and you know also she seems really happy right
00:08:54.160 now she's in a good mood this is a great way to set a girl up right no no no no not set her up
00:08:59.880 but if you want to go smash you know catch a predator with her and now you're the good guy
00:09:06.040 and she's gonna give you that wow you're such a good guy pussy i'll have a taco and we'll just talk
00:09:12.260 and that's it that's that's it yeah should be a good time
00:09:17.840 hey how are you
00:09:26.000 you're here yeah where you at okay i can just come on the porch
00:09:32.000 because i don't want to walk to your car that's weird
00:09:34.640 he speaks english why was he typing like an indian customer service agent
00:09:44.300 chat type of one if you would stitch out your friend for doing this type of two
00:09:51.820 if you wouldn't say a word you can park right there in front of the house those are two parking
00:09:57.420 spots silly yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna come outside okay
00:10:01.800 we can have a crack so we can hear okay
00:10:05.580 okay mostly ones look at the people type of two right now and remember all these names when the
00:10:13.660 fbi tries to take me down for racism and anti-semitism and white supremacy look at all the people typing
00:10:18.360 two right now who wouldn't rat out their predator friends isn't that insane what the fuck why snitch
00:10:23.780 because like at what point does your do your morals outweigh your friendships with some guy
00:10:29.960 like what are you really doing with like are you protecting this guy because you play fortnight
00:10:34.200 you smoke weed together i would never snitch just beat his ashes foolish
00:10:37.720 hmm a lot of rats here too i know the fbi is going to close down on all the twos but there's a lot of
00:10:43.800 fucking rats in here
00:10:45.000 okay he's here
00:10:49.800 oh you're lying
00:11:00.200 the predator is here he's right outside
00:11:04.040 just waiting for him to run up the stairs
00:11:12.680 oh that worked that was too alarmed there's no way he's not entering the house he don't you can't turn back from that
00:11:36.680 i just don't know how many can i have
00:11:40.600 you don't have anyone here
00:11:42.200 no really
00:11:43.720 yes it's true
00:11:44.680 huh
00:11:46.280 i can't close you
00:11:47.080 yes
00:11:48.280 what really
00:11:48.920 yes
00:11:49.480 yes
00:11:50.280 i don't even go down there it's like it's scary
00:11:53.160 no
00:11:54.760 no
00:11:55.560 no
00:11:56.280 no
00:11:57.080 i don't have to wait right now
00:12:07.080 no
00:12:07.720 are you okay so why are you so stanky
00:12:11.480 yeah
00:12:13.720 hold on
00:12:14.440 fine
00:12:15.400 you're fine
00:12:16.200 yeah are you a mom
00:12:18.360 my mom
00:12:19.400 she's out of town
00:12:20.840 where
00:12:21.400 let's see
00:12:22.040 build that wall chat
00:12:23.480 type of one to build that wall right now
00:12:25.080 they're rapists they're predators
00:12:43.960 when they bring in the mexicans they're not bringing their best
00:12:48.040 wrong
00:12:50.040 well i go but like i don't go often
00:12:52.040 this dude came straight from home depot to pedophilia
00:12:55.240 you couldn't even change your work pants
00:12:57.480 and work boots
00:12:59.720 bro went from mowing the lawn to
00:13:03.400 un mowed pussy
00:13:05.400 get it because she's underage
00:13:07.400 you're fine
00:13:09.400 how old are you
00:13:10.520 14
00:13:11.400 14?
00:13:12.520 how old are you?
00:13:13.000 you don't look 14
00:13:15.080 41
00:13:15.880 41
00:13:16.520 i'm 4
00:13:17.400 why did you laugh so hard?
00:13:27.640 all right here we go here we go
00:13:33.960 what's going on marco
00:13:36.920 how are you?
00:13:37.320 oh okay
00:13:38.760 why don't you have a seat right there for me in the black stool if you could
00:13:41.800 the predatory investigation units there we have the police on standby
00:13:44.440 go and have a seat for me there please happy Cinco de Mayo
00:13:47.640 ah definitely
00:13:49.320 i don't
00:13:49.960 don't you like Cinco de Mayo?
00:13:51.000 no no
00:13:52.360 soy de guatemala
00:13:54.040 so what are you here for?
00:13:55.000 i'm working for now
00:13:56.360 bro he just called them racist while getting caught touching a 14 year old
00:14:00.040 here
00:14:00.760 is this justified racism chat type of one if this is like this is okay
00:14:04.520 i feel like once you go under the 17 then under 18 you can be as racist as you want
00:14:11.320 you know anything flies you could say go like you can get him deported
00:14:15.160 you're working yeah okay what do you do
00:14:17.720 nah painting painting you're here to paint something
00:14:20.840 yeah okay can you paint this picture for me why are you here to meet a 14 year old girl
00:14:25.320 nice nice he's cooking
00:14:27.080 can you paint that picture for me? were you maybe trying to paint the walls of a 14 year old girl?
00:14:32.760 i don't like mine!
00:14:34.120 painting and uh uh inside inside inside walls so where did you bring your equipment?
00:14:41.400 did you bring your painting equipment?
00:14:44.600 i don't understand maybe you understand this this would be your picture right?
00:14:47.880 oh now he doesn't speak english right?
00:14:51.080 chad i used to do this too when i was i remember being like 13 14
00:14:55.400 and then going to schools like going to new schools i didn't feel like i didn't know where
00:15:00.040 anything was and so instead of asking directions i would just play the asian card
00:15:05.000 do you know what the what is it a little chinky stupid kid and what is it chinky uh do you know
00:15:10.920 a library library oh okay i'll show you a little chick fucking stupid idiot it's over here haha
00:15:16.920 what's your name oh i'm ling ling okay come here ling ling i'll show you it's the best way to get
00:15:23.960 people to be more friendly to be more receptive and also you don't feel like a fucking idiot because
00:15:27.880 you don't know where the library is that's you yeah yeah yeah and you have an account on the badu app
00:15:33.720 right here yeah online dating yeah right oh yeah but uh i i don't buy um i am taco no sure yeah okay
00:15:44.120 yeah i'm from guatemala you're from guatemala oh yeah oh so maybe after this you'll go to go
00:15:49.560 yo how is dion already breaking character man this is what the fuck you do how are you like
00:15:55.800 chumming it up with the pedophile i'm from guatemala you're from what what the
00:15:59.880 fuck even made him laugh no sure i'm full yeah okay yeah i'm from guatemala you ever see harold
00:16:06.040 and kumar no oh the girl does tell you that she's 14 and you proceed to have a charged conversation
00:16:13.960 with her which is the real reason you're here tonight right i'm not bad people i am looking for
00:16:20.760 girlfriend only but you're here to do some bad things you ask her if she does yeah but uh i don't
00:16:27.960 understand no here this would be a message that you sent right here you said do you like oh yeah yeah
00:16:35.080 yeah yeah what is dentist stuff jack could somebody explain that whatever is that ahead
00:16:43.720 yeah you were speaking pretty good english just a little bit ago we heard the whole thing so
00:16:47.560 no no my english and translate for the google hey siri how do you say you're
00:16:52.760 you're fucked in spanish in spanish you're fucked is you understand that but i'm sorry for now oh no
00:17:06.680 i've got a few more things to go over with you here you you say i would like to make you moan very rich
00:17:13.640 you want to make her moan i know something yeah i know something he might recall do you recall um
00:17:19.480 sending this image here uh that one right there that'd be a oh yeah yeah that'd be a picture of
00:17:24.600 of your yeah yeah yeah isn't that enough to get him in jail just sending that to a minor isn't that
00:17:32.440 enough yeah take your time here tell sir do we need to dial up a translate would you like a translator
00:17:44.760 you say we don't really speak spanish here now bro how the is this possible
00:17:52.040 pedos have a special place in hell right next to feminists now feminists are going first if that's
00:17:57.000 okay if you want to switch up the hat with the sombrero get more in the spirit happy single
00:18:01.160 de mayo yeah he's not even mexican though this is and under any other circumstances this is extremely
00:18:10.600 racist if that's a white dude putting a sombrero on a guatemalan guy in cinco de mayo you're done
00:18:18.120 you're done
00:18:20.920 abby cinco de mayo to you you say i have it a little thick too we need to keep this on meaning you're right
00:18:28.280 you have to keep that on for our protection you have to keep that on so you say i have it
00:18:33.560 a little thick too meaning you're and then you say you have big sweetie oh yeah remember that one
00:18:40.040 yeah you remember that one okay is it gross but uh yeah it is a little gross uh but i'm sorry for
00:18:47.480 she's 14 so it's a little gross i understand for 40 40 40 yeah no four i don't understand oh no she
00:18:55.800 told you she was 14. is it this fucking lot is trying to act like he thought she was 40. okay if
00:19:00.600 i'm 14. okay one four and why were you so afraid to come in any anymore i uh i have a i have a wife
00:19:10.280 oh you're married i don't have a problem with some bro with my wife with my wife i i i love you i love
00:19:19.560 you my wife does your wife know what you're doing tonight does your wife know you're here does she know
00:19:25.560 that you're here no no so what did what did you tell her you were doing but um my intention is no
00:19:31.000 one i don't want sex for now so you didn't want to have sex with a 14 year old girl now you want to
00:19:36.760 pull a drake and groom her and then when she turns 18 you know then we can get freaky call it did drake
00:19:43.160 actually do that freaky friday remix yeah it is friday i don't understand what's up christy we we need a
00:19:51.640 bit of a translator here is he aware that the girl he was talking to was 14. okay do you want did you
00:20:09.720 order that that pizza aren't we ordering a pizza yeah do you want to call them yeah yeah yeah
00:20:18.520 uh demarcus cousins the third was he aware that he sent a picture of his to a girl that told him
00:20:25.720 she was 14. well she did tell him before on more than one occasion what are you reporting uh yeah i just
00:20:48.760 want to record a uh class 69 of a edp 445 we caught this man trying to meet with a 14 year old girl
00:20:56.200 and we just want to turn everything over to the police bro why is he doing content on a 911 call
00:21:01.080 he's there making 69 jokes quick commercial break egg time and also five dollars in donkey talk says join
00:21:09.000 the creativity kit or you're weird and kind of satanic god bless okay okay okay okay okay you missed the eggs
00:21:13.880 eggs everybody right now if you if you record it and put it in the discord i'll watch it tomorrow on
00:21:19.640 stream eggs every single day raw eggs too because bill gates doesn't want you to they're burning up the
00:21:26.920 egg farms right now and putting mrnas in the chickens
00:21:33.240 boom an egg a day keeps the pedophilia away cheers
00:21:43.880 he's saying that he wasn't planning on actually doing anything even though he asked her
00:21:55.400 if she wants to do and sent a picture of his basically
00:21:58.680 well maybe he should call his wife imagine arguing with her wife so you go
00:22:15.160 fuck a 14 year old and ask for forgiveness right now
00:22:17.800 no they're not not a little one of the people it's not working on the car
00:22:23.560 correcty uh can you sign up for me uh can you sign up see about the time
00:22:28.360 oh yes i'd say hey g from new york with the big hundred dollars
00:22:32.280 he just called all you brokees bro l to one dollar don't use g from new york i appreciate you big time
00:22:39.160 Fuck your $1, G, my guy.
00:22:42.480 Five, seven, oh, five, four?
00:22:45.160 Yeah.
00:22:45.320 Okay, that was, yeah.
00:22:46.680 He's around Kai Sinatra's height.
00:22:48.800 He's got paint all over his pants, too.
00:22:50.420 Well, we think it's paint.
00:22:51.600 We hope it's paint, at least.
00:22:53.040 It's white, so.
00:23:03.320 You should have thought of that before you came in here.
00:23:05.580 Can you ask him, what if this was your daughter
00:23:08.240 and she was 14 and a 42-year-old man
00:23:11.480 came over to your house to do things with her?
00:23:15.640 Can you ask him that for me?
00:23:19.900 What the f-
00:23:38.240 You have to talk with her, but not the guy.
00:23:40.980 Okay.
00:23:41.480 Fellas.
00:23:42.100 Exactly.
00:23:42.660 Gotcha, so.
00:23:43.800 So your 14-year-old daughter is capable of making that decision?
00:23:47.220 So he thinks this is okay.
00:23:49.020 Okay.
00:23:49.860 Okay.
00:23:50.580 All right.
00:23:51.320 Well, I think that's all the questions we have for this gentleman.
00:23:54.440 At what point do you just swing on this guy?
00:23:56.700 Like, when is that correct?
00:23:57.840 Chat.
00:23:58.260 Type of one.
00:23:58.820 One, if you would just swing on him right there
00:24:00.660 for saying it's okay,
00:24:03.240 your daughter,
00:24:03.820 I would just talk to my daughter and not the man.
00:24:06.060 Just, just.
00:24:08.200 Type of one, if that should just be,
00:24:09.420 just one right hand.
00:24:10.420 Boom.
00:24:10.840 Okay.
00:24:11.680 I'm sorry for the,
00:24:12.780 this province.
00:24:13.900 You.
00:24:15.940 You?
00:24:16.520 Who are you, soldier boy?
00:24:17.680 You.
00:24:18.020 This is crazy, chat.
00:24:19.300 We might have barriers in language,
00:24:22.540 but weirdos are in every single culture,
00:24:26.940 language, society.
00:24:30.880 Okay.
00:24:31.700 Oh, police are here.
00:24:35.240 Okay.
00:24:35.940 Appreciate your office.
00:24:38.060 Does it be Spanish?
00:24:38.980 No.
00:24:40.400 Officer, while you wait,
00:24:41.380 would you like to talk to him?
00:24:42.820 A single to mile?
00:24:44.300 No.
00:24:45.500 So what is all this?
00:24:47.460 We were running a sting operation
00:24:48.820 where we catch outland predators
00:24:49.980 and this man here
00:24:51.440 came to this house tonight
00:24:52.920 to engage in sexual activity
00:24:54.340 with whom he thought to be
00:24:55.160 a 14-year-old girl.
00:24:56.600 Do you have all the text messages?
00:24:58.140 That's all right here, sir.
00:24:59.300 You can go through it if you like.
00:25:00.820 What is he doing here?
00:25:14.300 Okay.
00:25:15.100 Here, go ahead and stand up.
00:25:18.440 Come on.
00:25:19.240 Okay.
00:25:19.940 Do you want to put your hands on your back?
00:25:21.420 Yeah.
00:25:23.940 He doesn't look shook at all,
00:25:25.360 but you know that the real part is
00:25:26.720 that this guy is 90% an illegal immigrant.
00:25:30.500 Like, let's be honest,
00:25:31.880 he works at home.
00:25:33.560 He stands outside
00:25:34.700 and does yard work for people
00:25:36.800 who pull up in a truck.
00:25:38.200 I'm sorry.
00:25:38.740 I hope you're sorry to your wife and kids.
00:25:43.420 Ah, come on.
00:25:44.600 Okay.
00:25:45.560 Okay, you'll understand soon.
00:25:47.360 So, uh,
00:25:48.140 he said he's gonna come visit somebody.
00:25:51.640 What are you gonna do with that?
00:25:54.000 Oh.
00:25:54.840 Oh, snap.
00:25:55.440 Oh, what do we have there?
00:25:57.380 Huh.
00:25:59.080 Bumbaklar!
00:26:00.080 Bumbaklar!
00:26:00.980 Oh, I thought he was gonna go paint the house.
00:26:04.020 Oh.
00:26:04.520 Oh, snap.
00:26:05.340 Oh, what do we have there?
00:26:08.080 You know what?
00:26:08.820 At least he's a man of morals
00:26:10.040 because let's think of the,
00:26:12.480 let's,
00:26:13.380 for a second,
00:26:14.220 for a second,
00:26:15.620 let's think of the mind of a pedophile.
00:26:18.720 She's 14 years old.
00:26:21.600 If you're willing to go fuck a 14-year-old,
00:26:24.460 she probably doesn't have an STD.
00:26:26.880 And if you're really waddling like that,
00:26:28.480 do you really care if you get her pregnant?
00:26:30.040 Like, let's be honest,
00:26:30.840 let's be honest,
00:26:31.340 let's be honest.
00:26:32.420 I don't know,
00:26:32.920 like, for real.
00:26:33.920 I know it's fucked up,
00:26:36.080 but for a pedophile,
00:26:38.120 at least he's,
00:26:38.820 he cares.
00:26:39.900 He cares about that 14-year-old
00:26:41.760 because,
00:26:42.980 you know,
00:26:43.500 she doesn't have HIV.
00:26:45.380 She doesn't have,
00:26:46.300 no, no, relax,
00:26:47.120 but let's,
00:26:47.580 let's be honest.
00:26:49.400 Let's be honest.
00:26:53.440 What?
00:26:54.600 What?
00:26:56.180 What?
00:26:57.480 If we're thinking,
00:26:58.960 if we're thinking
00:27:00.800 like a pedo,
00:27:03.380 would you,
00:27:04.060 would you,
00:27:04.760 like,
00:27:05.240 let's be,
00:27:05.980 I thought he was going to raw dog,
00:27:07.260 the 14-year-old.
00:27:08.220 I,
00:27:08.420 I,
00:27:08.540 I,
00:27:08.640 I,
00:27:08.780 like,
00:27:12.000 what?
00:27:12.880 No,
00:27:13.300 for real,
00:27:13.760 for real,
00:27:14.060 for real,
00:27:14.320 for real.
00:27:15.020 I,
00:27:15.440 I'm not going to say respect,
00:27:18.180 but,
00:27:19.000 give him,
00:27:19.880 give him,
00:27:20.300 give him a little something.
00:27:21.940 Huh.
00:27:22.320 What were you going to do with that?
00:27:24.040 Uh,
00:27:24.640 I'll have a,
00:27:25.420 for the,
00:27:26.420 five days.
00:27:28.320 Oh,
00:27:28.480 you had it for five days?
00:27:29.280 Are you going to use it tonight?
00:27:31.240 No,
00:27:31.640 no five days.
00:27:32.660 Marco,
00:27:33.360 I just want to let you know
00:27:35.260 that you've just been skeeted.
00:27:38.400 I know.
00:27:39.660 I know.
00:27:39.940 Like,
00:27:40.140 if you're going to go through
00:27:40.900 all that effort,
00:27:42.680 if you're going to risk jail time,
00:27:44.380 if you're going to risk
00:27:45.240 getting deported,
00:27:46.640 your wife and kids,
00:27:48.280 wouldn't you want it to be over
00:27:49.940 some raw pussy,
00:27:52.920 right?
00:27:54.140 All that works,
00:27:55.300 like,
00:27:55.560 sending little things
00:27:56.640 to a 14-year-old.
00:27:57.820 You would think
00:27:59.180 you would get the whole,
00:28:00.160 like,
00:28:00.360 you would try to get
00:28:00.980 the whole experience.
00:28:02.140 You're getting a watered-down,
00:28:03.720 you're putting your whole life
00:28:04.920 on the line
00:28:05.440 for latex?
00:28:07.080 Really?
00:28:09.120 No.
00:28:10.520 Do you guys,
00:28:11.860 you don't,
00:28:12.400 am I,
00:28:13.260 am I,
00:28:13.760 what am I saying
00:28:14.540 that's incorrect?
00:28:16.120 What am I saying
00:28:16.880 that's incorrect?
00:28:17.320 No.
00:28:22.200 To be honest,
00:28:26.840 how was that?
00:28:29.180 Hey,
00:28:29.620 don't yell it,
00:28:30.060 but just say,
00:28:30.500 fuck you, Marco.
00:28:34.180 Doesn't look like Marco
00:28:35.480 is going to be playing
00:28:36.440 polo anytime soon.
00:28:41.580 We'll be right back
00:28:42.740 with EDP Watch
00:28:43.820 after these commercial breaks.
00:28:45.660 My fellow African-American.
00:28:54.240 Hey,
00:28:54.600 how you doing,
00:28:55.100 Mr. Trump?
00:28:55.760 Where did you acquire
00:28:56.700 that luxurious merchandise
00:28:58.100 that is across your body?
00:28:59.680 Well,
00:28:59.940 Mr. Trump,
00:29:00.500 this merchandise
00:29:01.000 is only available
00:29:01.880 at shop2dian.com
00:29:03.240 with the highest quality
00:29:04.720 and 100% guarantee rate
00:29:06.460 to get your girl
00:29:07.040 what it is.
00:29:07.680 Okay.
00:29:08.580 All right.
00:29:09.060 There's an ongoing investigation
00:29:12.100 and they left,
00:29:13.360 so we're like scared
00:29:14.460 that they might kick us out,
00:29:15.480 but I think we should be good,
00:29:16.380 man.
00:29:16.560 We're doing good.
00:29:16.920 That was good at, though.
00:29:17.700 They kick us out.
00:29:18.760 They're part of the problem.
00:29:20.120 They should be investigated.
00:29:21.280 Check their searches through.
00:29:22.400 Now,
00:29:22.780 while the police
00:29:23.400 were dealing with Marco
00:29:24.380 over at the police station,
00:29:26.360 our new friend,
00:29:27.780 Juicy J,
00:29:28.860 demanded that we give him
00:29:30.300 the address.
00:29:31.540 So,
00:29:32.400 to make sure
00:29:32.900 that the case
00:29:33.420 wasn't compromised,
00:29:34.960 we happily obliged.
00:29:36.280 Juicy J first made contact
00:29:38.260 with our decoy
00:29:39.140 in a group chat
00:29:40.740 on the KitKat.
00:29:42.420 Who thought that Juicy J
00:29:43.700 was going to be
00:29:44.540 a black dude with dreads?
00:29:46.140 I did not.
00:29:48.320 Man,
00:29:48.960 he looks like it's too bad.
00:29:50.800 He looks like a Groyper.
00:29:52.080 Where he initiated contact
00:29:53.500 with W Riz.
00:29:56.720 Hey, hon.
00:29:57.700 Hey, hey, how are you?
00:29:58.840 Pick ASL, please.
00:30:03.320 Bro!
00:30:05.080 Boom, Bukka!
00:30:05.840 What the?
00:30:07.280 29,
00:30:08.240 male,
00:30:09.200 Baytown.
00:30:10.260 13,
00:30:10.920 female,
00:30:11.420 Houston.
00:30:12.180 13?
00:30:13.260 Jesus!
00:30:14.460 Oh, sorry, my bad.
00:30:15.800 Nah, you're good.
00:30:17.200 It's just that you're
00:30:18.060 on a page
00:30:18.700 themed around drugs.
00:30:20.200 Like,
00:30:20.980 m****.
00:30:21.620 Yeah,
00:30:22.440 but all the groups
00:30:23.280 are kinda whack
00:30:24.080 with bots,
00:30:24.700 so I just went
00:30:25.300 into Houston once.
00:30:26.660 Fair enough.
00:30:27.980 Well, men only have one goal,
00:30:29.780 so I just don't know
00:30:30.780 what your intentions are.
00:30:32.420 Well, I guess
00:30:33.000 some are different.
00:30:34.200 Depends on the person
00:30:35.140 and how we get along,
00:30:36.160 LOL.
00:30:36.660 Have you actually
00:30:37.460 had sex with people
00:30:38.460 on here?
00:30:39.280 Or at all,
00:30:39.980 I guess.
00:30:41.100 Lol.
00:30:42.100 Yeah, have you?
00:30:43.560 I've gotten
00:30:44.080 with grown women on here.
00:30:45.340 I've never gotten
00:30:45.940 with a minor.
00:30:47.000 You got a cute car?
00:30:48.160 Dodge Challenger Hemi.
00:30:50.100 2020.
00:30:50.500 No, that's such a dope car,
00:30:53.640 bro.
00:30:54.360 What?
00:30:55.460 How did you not?
00:30:56.180 Who says cute car?
00:30:57.960 Heck yeah.
00:30:59.020 Cute color?
00:31:00.100 Maroon.
00:31:00.900 I guess.
00:31:02.020 I could just show you.
00:31:03.340 I'm not creeping on you.
00:31:04.620 Not trying to convince you
00:31:05.600 to do anything.
00:31:06.500 Remember this.
00:31:07.500 When you're older
00:31:08.160 and dating,
00:31:08.820 a man should be able
00:31:09.700 to make you feel
00:31:10.440 safe to some degree.
00:31:12.280 Yeah, for sure.
00:31:13.120 I already like that feeling.
00:31:14.500 That safe feeling
00:31:15.520 also tends to lead to
00:31:16.740 safety and comfort
00:31:18.640 go hand in hand.
00:31:20.420 If it wasn't bad enough
00:31:22.020 that Juicy J,
00:31:23.060 at the age of 29,
00:31:24.860 is giving a pep talk
00:31:25.740 to a 13-year-old,
00:31:27.120 he then passes out
00:31:28.360 mid-conversation.
00:31:29.840 And let's just say
00:31:30.780 he woke up on the
00:31:31.900 wrong side of the bed
00:31:33.660 in the morning.
00:31:35.620 Good morning.
00:31:36.600 Sorry to abruptly
00:31:37.460 ask you something like this
00:31:39.040 so early and out of the blue,
00:31:40.600 but I woke up unbearably.
00:31:42.800 Even for me, lol.
00:31:44.480 If you're able to
00:31:46.040 and would like to,
00:31:47.840 do you want to have
00:31:48.420 some fun with me today?
00:31:52.860 You're good.
00:31:53.680 I can't this weekend.
00:31:54.940 Yo!
00:31:57.840 Yo!
00:31:58.640 Why would you explain
00:31:59.680 it like that?
00:32:01.020 That is...
00:32:02.780 You're good.
00:32:04.880 I can't this weekend,
00:32:05.980 but May 4th and 5th,
00:32:07.160 I'm pretty sure my mom's
00:32:08.080 going to be out of town.
00:32:09.160 Let me know your address.
00:32:10.360 Wait, so they got
00:32:10.900 two pedophiles
00:32:11.860 in the same day?
00:32:12.780 They were cooking
00:32:13.540 that sicko tomorrow.
00:32:15.040 Ah, boys, man,
00:32:15.700 we got our second
00:32:16.480 coming over right now.
00:32:18.020 At the same crib, too?
00:32:20.460 So, for this one,
00:32:21.920 we really want this one
00:32:22.720 to be single-to-mile-themed.
00:32:24.000 We're going to have her
00:32:24.420 cover his head,
00:32:25.660 spin around,
00:32:26.480 and when he thinks
00:32:27.000 he's about to hit a piñata,
00:32:28.040 he's going to get hit
00:32:28.660 by some competitor
00:32:29.720 pasta catchers.
00:32:31.120 That's right.
00:32:34.040 Man, this guy
00:32:34.880 is, like, so patient.
00:32:36.000 I don't get it.
00:32:36.660 Yeah, he's been waiting
00:32:37.840 for how long?
00:32:38.580 I would say he's been there
00:32:39.820 for at least a half hour.
00:32:40.920 I think he's just
00:32:41.440 scoping the place out.
00:32:42.280 He said,
00:32:43.100 I would much appreciate
00:32:43.980 if you came outside
00:32:44.960 to greet me.
00:32:45.700 All right, she's going now.
00:32:46.720 Okay, Siri's here.
00:32:50.120 Yeah, she did.
00:32:53.060 Happy Cinco de Mayo.
00:32:55.120 She's very clearly...
00:32:56.840 Yo, funny that, like,
00:33:16.060 people like H3H3,
00:33:17.460 Ethan D. Klein
00:33:18.040 will call people...
00:33:19.380 Call me an incel all the time,
00:33:20.880 and then you look at
00:33:21.860 actual predators and pedophiles.
00:33:23.940 Who are they built like?
00:33:24.800 This dude is built exactly,
00:33:27.540 and I know love speech,
00:33:29.260 but he's literally built
00:33:31.240 exactly like Ethan Klein.
00:33:33.060 And then for some reason,
00:33:34.340 people built like that
00:33:35.380 will call me the creep,
00:33:36.760 will call me the incel,
00:33:37.820 call me the violent misogynist.
00:33:39.180 Look at him.
00:33:43.340 Looks like he can fit
00:33:44.320 right in the swordboard collage
00:33:45.560 that I retired.
00:33:46.800 Sit somewhere.
00:33:47.740 Yeah, you can sit.
00:33:48.640 Remember,
00:33:49.040 I get a pinata with me?
00:33:50.180 Oh, man.
00:33:51.220 That's proof that
00:33:52.200 this is the type of...
00:33:53.240 And I know, like,
00:33:53.820 Janine's kind of a...
00:33:54.620 A little bit blue pill.
00:33:55.860 This is proof that
00:33:56.600 the men you should be worried about
00:33:58.400 as a woman,
00:34:00.020 it's not the jack dude,
00:34:01.800 right?
00:34:02.060 It's not the 6'3",
00:34:03.480 good-looking,
00:34:04.900 you know,
00:34:05.460 clear-skinned,
00:34:06.800 Chad face,
00:34:07.780 huh?
00:34:09.460 It's this guy.
00:34:10.320 It's the guy who pretends
00:34:11.540 to be on the woman's side,
00:34:13.640 the male feminist type.
00:34:15.460 This is the...
00:34:16.140 This is the real threat.
00:34:17.300 Dude's apologizing
00:34:42.420 to a 13-year-old.
00:34:43.420 This dude is saying
00:34:44.580 he's scared to a child
00:34:46.120 that he's about to fuck.
00:34:48.560 You know what?
00:34:49.900 You want to?
00:34:50.860 You want to?
00:34:51.980 Sure.
00:34:52.700 Okay, let's do it.
00:34:53.500 Oh, wait.
00:34:54.040 He's doing it.
00:34:54.900 Yeah, let's do it.
00:34:56.060 I had a plane.
00:34:57.160 Oh, I got it all planned?
00:34:58.100 Yeah.
00:34:58.560 What else is part of your plan?
00:34:59.560 That's right.
00:35:01.640 There's candy in here.
00:35:02.720 You can hit it if you want.
00:35:04.060 You sure?
00:35:04.540 Yeah.
00:35:05.460 I'm...
00:35:05.920 I'm Flutzy.
00:35:07.520 You know how you're supposed
00:35:08.200 to get dizzy?
00:35:09.460 I mean...
00:35:10.340 You're supposed...
00:35:11.640 You get dizzy and you hit it.
00:35:13.080 Oh, you stand over here, man.
00:35:15.080 Sorry, I'm not going to
00:35:15.780 fall into the furniture.
00:35:16.780 You should...
00:35:17.380 I'm glad.
00:35:18.040 You do it.
00:35:18.720 You want to have a head
00:35:19.340 bender vandana?
00:35:20.360 I don't.
00:35:21.580 Let me just do one thing
00:35:22.740 real quick.
00:35:23.220 I'm sorry.
00:35:24.300 Can I, like...
00:35:24.900 Can I peek in the door?
00:35:25.680 Yeah, you can go back there,
00:35:26.900 too, anyway.
00:35:27.300 I'll be the way.
00:35:28.160 I'm just kidding.
00:35:30.740 It's like a bathroom
00:35:32.220 in a...
00:35:33.340 Batroom.
00:35:34.820 I'm in this house.
00:35:36.260 What's going on, sir?
00:35:37.040 I'm with the
00:35:38.080 Predatorial Investigation Unit, sir.
00:35:39.680 This way.
00:35:40.020 Nope, nope, nope.
00:35:40.940 Nope.
00:35:41.860 Oh, no.
00:35:42.080 Hey.
00:35:44.700 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:47.720 You dropped the phone, buddy.
00:35:51.120 You dropped the phone, buddy.
00:35:52.740 Get him!
00:35:53.420 You dropped the phone.
00:35:54.040 Get him!
00:35:55.340 You dropped the phone.
00:35:58.220 Excuse me, sir.
00:35:59.240 You dropped the phone, man.
00:36:00.260 Sir?
00:36:01.360 Chase him!
00:36:02.660 Chase him!
00:36:03.360 Come get your phone back.
00:36:04.000 We're chasing this.
00:36:04.520 We're chasing this.
00:36:05.180 Here we go.
00:36:05.820 We got a runner.
00:36:09.080 Watch out.
00:36:10.180 Watch out.
00:36:10.500 Watch out.
00:36:10.860 Watch out.
00:36:12.060 Why did they blur his plate?
00:36:17.180 Oh, shit.
00:36:18.440 Yo, Jadeon, you got to get in the gym, bro.
00:36:21.280 What are you, 250?
00:36:22.260 You couldn't body him into the wall?
00:36:24.780 How the fuck you let him run like that?
00:36:26.680 There was two of you in there.
00:36:27.740 He didn't...
00:36:29.060 Jadeon...
00:36:29.500 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:36:30.160 One more time, one more time, one more time.
00:36:31.260 How the fuck did he get away like that?
00:36:33.320 Whoa, whoa.
00:36:34.320 No, no, no.
00:36:36.460 Yeah, bro!
00:36:38.480 Did he not play football in high school?
00:36:44.740 This pedal got...
00:36:46.320 This pedal's built.
00:36:49.280 Whoa.
00:36:51.860 Whoa.
00:36:52.480 All he did was, whoa, whoa, whoa?
00:36:58.640 Watch out, watch out, watch out.
00:37:04.520 Oh, shit.
00:37:05.760 Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
00:37:06.600 If he would have pushed me down the stairs,
00:37:07.920 I would have brought his ass with me.
00:37:08.900 And we got a...
00:37:09.840 We got both stoppers.
00:37:11.220 We got a new phone.
00:37:12.460 We can get the cops over here.
00:37:13.560 We can?
00:37:14.080 Yeah, call them right now.
00:37:14.940 Okay, say hello.
00:37:15.940 Call 911.
00:37:17.300 What is your name?
00:37:18.080 DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:37:19.480 DeMarcus Cousins?
00:37:20.660 The third.
00:37:21.580 What are you reporting?
00:37:22.860 We just did a predator catch.
00:37:25.260 We had a man trying to meet a 13-year-old girl for sex.
00:37:27.860 When we were about to conduct our investigation,
00:37:30.800 he pushed us and ran out the house
00:37:32.860 and sped down the road in a very dangerous manner.
00:37:35.420 And he left his phone and his and-one slippers.
00:37:38.600 So we just want to report this to the police
00:37:40.320 to give them the phone for evidence.
00:37:42.460 He might have had **** on him.
00:37:43.560 And he might have had ****.
00:37:45.440 I'm not gonna lie.
00:37:46.180 I should have seen his ass on the NFL field the way he ran.
00:37:48.660 Were weapons involved?
00:37:49.980 No.
00:37:50.520 No.
00:37:50.700 But his hands were weapons of mass destruction
00:37:52.740 because he almost pushed me down a flight of stairs.
00:37:55.240 Okay, thank you.
00:37:56.540 Thank you.
00:37:59.620 Man, that was...
00:38:01.460 I'm not gonna lie.
00:38:02.240 Those Predator 12s are really, really hard to get.
00:38:04.800 So you think I can just keep that one?
00:38:05.900 I can probably sell on eBay for a good $150.
00:38:08.440 What did he say on the thing?
00:38:10.220 He initiated the response.
00:38:11.740 He said, hey, hon.
00:38:12.480 We said, hey, hey.
00:38:13.860 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:38:15.240 Be careful with the back stuff.
00:38:16.460 That's some other investigations.
00:38:18.940 Yeah, don't want to tamper with that.
00:38:20.400 Here's his phone officer.
00:38:21.400 Juicy J must be a fan of the rapper Tay-K because...
00:38:26.040 He did the race.
00:38:26.780 He's not gonna beat the case.
00:38:28.320 Oh.
00:38:28.660 So, he's gonna do the race.
00:38:31.000 All right.
00:38:33.660 You could have done so many other rapper jokes with the name Juicy J, but...
00:38:36.720 I hope you guys enjoyed today's episode of EDP Watch.
00:38:40.500 If you would like to watch more, be sure to hit the link down in the description and go
00:38:44.580 to my Rumble page because YouTube won't allow us to post the next episode because it's a
00:38:50.400 little dangerous.
00:38:52.380 Yeah, the girl tells him she's, uh, I believe it was four...
00:38:54.860 W Rumble plug.
00:38:56.020 That's what the fuck I'm talking about.
00:38:57.400 He says that he's an alpha male.
00:39:00.600 Predatorial investigation unit.
00:39:02.000 This is you.
00:39:02.740 Yeah.
00:39:03.080 But you say that you're an alpha guy.
00:39:04.960 You don't seem very alpha right now.
00:39:06.980 Yo, all Walmart people, this man here, I'm trying to meet a 14-year-old girl.
00:39:10.720 For sex.
00:39:11.200 I'm trying to look like...
00:39:12.160 I'm trying to look like...
00:39:12.960 We got a runner.
00:39:13.640 We got a runner.
00:39:16.340 Hold on.
00:39:16.860 I want to watch the Rumble video.
00:39:18.040 We got to support our Rumble guys.
00:39:19.560 Hold on.
00:39:19.840 Hold on.
00:39:20.060 Hold on.
00:39:20.260 Hold on.
00:39:20.520 Hold on.
00:39:22.720 ...of EDP Watch on YouTube because they're a little bit too pussy.
00:39:28.140 So, shout out to Rumble for hosting us on this episode.
00:39:30.380 Yes, sir.
00:39:30.940 You got to love it.
00:39:35.160 Look at that Rumble Quarry.
00:39:35.440 It all started when our friend Rob hit up our decoy on the YOLO app where he declared
00:39:41.440 his alpha male-ness to her.
00:39:44.200 What you up to tonight?
00:39:45.720 Nothing.
00:39:46.280 I'm bored.
00:39:46.720 How about you?
00:39:47.600 Not doing anything.
00:39:48.740 I had a blast last night, though.
00:39:50.520 Uh, you down to do something?
00:39:52.380 Alpha male comes to meet 13-year-old girl.
00:39:55.120 Imagine calling yourself an alpha male.
00:39:57.080 Ugh, bro.
00:39:57.620 What's your name and how old are you?
00:39:59.600 Uh, yeah, I'm Rob.
00:40:00.780 I'm 26 years old.
00:40:02.100 What about you?
00:40:03.160 I'm Taylor.
00:40:03.980 I'm 14, a female from Houston.
00:40:06.840 Oh, you're young.
00:40:09.280 Yeah, I'm 14.
00:40:10.580 Oh, okay.
00:40:11.500 I'm a little old for you.
00:40:13.020 Met anyone older before?
00:40:14.380 Yeah, I have.
00:40:15.480 Do you drive?
00:40:16.440 Wait, where do you live?
00:40:17.600 I'm kind of near the zoo.
00:40:18.800 Yeah, I drive.
00:40:20.100 I'm not too far from the zoo area.
00:40:21.840 What kind of car you got?
00:40:23.120 I can't wait to drive.
00:40:24.600 Where would we go?
00:40:25.460 Well, I have an SUV.
00:40:27.260 What's fun for you?
00:40:28.300 What's fun for you?
00:40:29.440 I like it when the guy chooses.
00:40:31.140 Oh, I like that.
00:40:33.000 I like to pick.
00:40:34.120 I'm an alpha guy.
00:40:35.480 Bro!
00:40:36.800 Bruh.
00:40:37.480 Boom, fucker.
00:40:38.460 I'm not even going to like.
00:40:40.520 Type of one, if sometimes chat gives you this energy.
00:40:47.220 I'm an alpha guy.
00:40:48.680 This dude put it in caps.
00:40:49.920 Be honest.
00:40:52.700 Sometimes when you guys are like watching the streams and you read the chat, does this not
00:40:56.420 kind of a little bit of a, you know?
00:40:59.840 You know?
00:41:00.600 I'm not calling out all of you, but there's a lot of ones.
00:41:04.740 So for the people that aren't typing one right now, maybe think a little bit about how
00:41:09.900 you type.
00:41:10.340 I'm not calling out all the chat, but I am calling out chat.
00:41:12.700 Oh, yeah?
00:41:15.660 I like alpha.
00:41:16.700 What can you boss me to do?
00:41:18.160 Oh, yeah, you do.
00:41:19.440 I can boss you to do a lot of things.
00:41:21.900 Tell me things you want me to do.
00:41:23.600 Oh, okay.
00:41:24.920 Tell me what you have done and your limits.
00:41:27.280 And which Walmart did you want to meet at?
00:41:29.560 I don't have limits, I don't think.
00:41:31.760 Oh, very nice.
00:41:33.820 Where do you want to meet and what time?
00:41:35.880 The Walmart off West Loop Freeway on Rice Avenue.
00:41:38.540 Do you like to kiss?
00:41:40.300 Yeah, I love it.
00:41:41.080 Oh, I'm a great kisser.
00:41:42.780 You want to kiss me, though?
00:41:44.280 Hmm, I want to get a good shoulder rep to start with and-
00:41:46.880 Are you a cop?
00:41:52.620 No, I'm not even old enough to work at McDonald's.
00:41:55.540 I just want to be safe and no trouble, you know?
00:41:58.200 Yeah, me either.
00:41:59.200 We can meet inside and just buy some snacks or something.
00:42:01.620 Or something to drink like normal.
00:42:03.380 Yeah, sure, we can do that.
00:42:04.900 You like electrolytes?
00:42:06.260 What the fucking- bro, what are you-
00:42:08.760 Imagine having no riz with a child.
00:42:11.340 Let's put ourselves in the-
00:42:12.780 Let's-
00:42:13.540 Okay, chat, bear with me, bear with me.
00:42:15.940 Think like a petto.
00:42:17.000 Rizzing a child should be light work.
00:42:24.780 Do you like electrolytes?
00:42:26.700 That's what you got?
00:42:28.220 You're a self-proclaimed alpha?
00:42:29.900 Like, I understand trying to riz up a girl, blah, blah, blah, astrology.
00:42:35.500 But just a kid, what are you like?
00:42:37.540 Oh, you like lollipops?
00:42:39.180 Like, just stupid shit.
00:42:40.720 You watch Spongebob?
00:42:43.460 You have a fidget spinner?
00:42:45.180 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:42:47.500 Nutrition.
00:42:48.320 Electro-
00:42:48.820 Like, you're talking about hydration to a kid?
00:42:51.280 Imagine fumbling, because everyone's been a kid.
00:42:55.300 It's not hard.
00:42:59.380 Do you- you like sugar?
00:43:01.540 Yeah, that's what you should be saying.
00:43:04.280 Did you play Legos today?
00:43:05.960 Like, it-
00:43:06.540 We then made it all in sight to the Walmart to make sure that Rob got the best kiss of his life.
00:43:14.780 All right, boys, we're back at it with the homeboy.
00:43:19.500 Like a crack at it.
00:43:20.260 Yep, with the homeboy Jideon.
00:43:21.640 Took up the same shirt on as yesterday, but we're not going to talk about that.
00:43:25.120 We're raw-dogging it.
00:43:26.100 We're waiting outside the Walmart here where our potential-
00:43:28.960 And, by the way, there's no chance Jideon washed that shirt.
00:43:32.080 He just rolled out of bed and caught another pedal.
00:43:33.860 Predator, his name is- here he is.
00:43:35.380 He's an Indian fellow.
00:43:37.320 He goes with the name YOLO on the Whisper app.
00:43:39.560 Oh, no-
00:43:40.320 He really lives- like, you can't even lie.
00:43:43.000 His name is YOLO.
00:43:44.780 He lives his raps.
00:43:46.180 I don't know where she is.
00:43:47.360 Not a bad-looking dude, bro.
00:43:48.660 He looks like he's so old regular.
00:43:49.900 Yeah, that's him on a good day, but look at the picture that he sent, like, most recently.
00:43:53.240 This is one of him holding up three fingers, so we know it's him.
00:43:56.440 He's looking rough now.
00:43:57.800 Yeah, so take a look at this one.
00:43:59.960 Eman YOLO.
00:44:00.440 The other one was maybe a few years back.
00:44:02.420 Yeah, the girl tells him she's, I believe it was 14.
00:44:05.180 He says that he's an alpha male.
00:44:07.820 So, you know, we got a-
00:44:08.840 What is Andrew Tate?
00:44:09.680 Yeah, we got a red pill bad boy in here.
00:44:11.100 Did he really say he's an alpha male?
00:44:12.240 He really did.
00:44:12.980 Oh, yeah, he says,
00:44:13.620 I like to pick.
00:44:14.680 I'm an alpha guy.
00:44:16.780 Wow.
00:44:17.080 And then he says,
00:44:17.920 I can boss you around to do lots of things.
00:44:21.240 And he says,
00:44:22.040 What have you done?
00:44:22.980 What are your limits?
00:44:24.000 He's talking about exploring, and he says,
00:44:25.680 Some people don't like using all holes.
00:44:28.680 And she was like,
00:44:29.320 What do you mean?
00:44:29.780 He's like,
00:44:30.040 I'll explain in person.
00:44:31.040 What have you done so far?
00:44:32.180 Then he says he's going to buy condoms.
00:44:34.160 You should have just bought them at the Walmart.
00:44:36.280 He's planning to buy them in here,
00:44:37.460 I think,
00:44:37.740 like when he meets her.
00:44:38.840 Oh, okay.
00:44:40.340 He's wearing basketball shorts and a-
00:44:42.460 And why would you meet at Walmart?
00:44:44.200 Like,
00:44:44.500 go to the playground,
00:44:45.960 Chuck E. Cheese.
00:44:48.480 This is the best you could have thought of.
00:44:49.620 Sleeveless shirt.
00:44:51.140 So he's going to have his alpha sleeves exposed.
00:44:54.140 His biceps.
00:44:55.280 That means he's got two guns on him.
00:44:56.540 Yeah, he's going to have guns on him.
00:44:57.740 Hey, I'm feeling a virus.
00:45:00.700 How you doing, sir?
00:45:02.040 Predatorial investigation unit.
00:45:03.220 This is you.
00:45:04.200 What are you doing in the store tonight?
00:45:06.760 Somebody just told me to come up.
00:45:08.900 Who told you to come up here?
00:45:10.860 This person I was thinking.
00:45:12.640 Hands out of your pockets, please, sir.
00:45:14.060 For our safety.
00:45:14.800 How old is the person you're here to meet?
00:45:17.240 I don't know.
00:45:17.900 How about right here when she said she was-
00:45:19.600 14?
00:45:20.400 She was trying to, like, tell me,
00:45:22.540 but I said nothing.
00:45:23.660 What was she trying to tell you?
00:45:25.060 Like, you know, do things, but-
00:45:26.740 Do things.
00:45:27.580 Oh, was she-
00:45:28.020 Okay.
00:45:29.080 No.
00:45:29.620 Because you say that you're an alpha guy.
00:45:32.220 You don't seem very alpha right now.
00:45:34.060 Yeah, you said you like to be a boss.
00:45:35.140 You want to boss a 14-year-old girl around.
00:45:37.280 Is that it?
00:45:38.660 I don't-
00:45:39.160 I never hear Andrew talk about bossing around 14-year-old girls.
00:45:42.160 It's kind of weird.
00:45:42.840 You say you want to start with a good shoulder rub
00:45:44.580 and then go from there.
00:45:46.540 Where was it going to go after the shoulder rub?
00:45:48.220 Who is this, chat?
00:45:51.540 You got to be watching this right now.
00:45:54.300 Is it Lil' Key?
00:45:55.160 Nico from Space?
00:45:56.080 Corping?
00:45:56.620 It's got-
00:45:57.080 This dude is in chat right now.
00:45:58.740 Come on, man.
00:45:59.180 Unless you got arrested.
00:46:00.240 My bad.
00:46:01.040 Explain, please.
00:46:02.060 No.
00:46:02.180 And you even ask her if she's a cop.
00:46:08.140 You ask her if she's shy.
00:46:10.200 I think she's about to run over.
00:46:11.440 Are you shy?
00:46:14.140 See, I'm a little camera shy there.
00:46:15.500 Yeah, so what she's done so far.
00:46:16.560 Are you a runner?
00:46:17.180 Are you a track star?
00:46:17.960 Do you have anything to say for yourself other than I'm sorry?
00:46:23.680 I'm sorry.
00:46:24.360 I can't hear you.
00:46:25.140 I'm sorry.
00:46:26.600 One more time.
00:46:27.340 One more time.
00:46:27.620 I'm sorry.
00:46:28.300 Sorry.
00:46:28.780 For what?
00:46:29.140 But now-
00:46:31.620 What are you sorry for?
00:46:34.760 Look, now, Yolo, or whatever your name is, if a 14-year-old girl had been here, not us,
00:46:40.720 what would have happened?
00:46:42.000 I wouldn't have done it.
00:46:43.500 Oh, but walk me through the scenario.
00:46:45.140 What would have happened?
00:46:46.520 Please.
00:46:47.240 Step-by-step replay.
00:46:48.420 I would have, you know-
00:46:49.560 So you would have walked around the store with her a little bit?
00:46:52.320 Yeah, that's it.
00:46:53.120 Yeah, I would have done it.
00:46:53.820 Tell her not to talk to people twice her age?
00:46:56.880 Something like that.
00:46:57.640 You would have told her that?
00:46:58.140 Yeah.
00:46:58.280 Like, really?
00:46:59.480 What about the part about buying-
00:47:00.460 Now it makes sense why Gideon thought it was strange that, um, he did say it was strange,
00:47:05.880 but do you remember when he sent me up on the E-date and I said that I liked dating girls
00:47:09.080 that are 19?
00:47:10.440 He's like, well, that's a big age difference.
00:47:12.060 I can understand why he's saying that now because he's coming off of catching dudes.
00:47:16.660 He's coming off of catching predators.
00:47:19.880 But a five-year age difference, 24 to 19, I used to think like Gideon.
00:47:24.440 And when I, it's funny because when I was 22, 21, I thought that was weird.
00:47:28.100 I couldn't picture myself dating young.
00:47:30.060 I'm like, oh, I want a girl that's my own age.
00:47:31.760 Now I'm 24, about to be turning 25 soon.
00:47:34.540 And it's like, I absolutely, oh yeah, like five-year age difference, four-year age difference.
00:47:39.580 It's just, that's, that's the sweet spot.
00:47:41.080 I'm buying condoms.
00:47:42.100 Were you going to come in here and buy condoms?
00:47:44.000 No.
00:47:44.400 So, was that a joke then?
00:47:46.180 No, she, she made a great idea.
00:47:48.540 So when the deputies check your wallet, there's not any condoms in there?
00:47:51.180 No.
00:47:51.580 So you're going to raw dog it?
00:47:52.840 Like my shirt?
00:47:54.020 No.
00:47:54.320 Were you really just going to raw dog it?
00:47:55.540 No, I don't, I don't.
00:47:56.520 That's fucking disgusting.
00:47:57.920 Hey, Matt, look at him.
00:47:59.000 He's just, oh no, I don't, I don't, I don't raw dog.
00:48:01.680 When I, when I commit pedophilic acts, I use a condom.
00:48:04.720 I'm safe, I'm safe with my pedophilia in here.
00:48:07.260 We got a track star.
00:48:08.620 No, man, I'm not a track star.
00:48:09.860 Yo, all Walmart people, this man here is trying to meet a 14-year-old girl.
00:48:13.880 For sex.
00:48:15.240 We got a runner.
00:48:16.800 We got a runner.
00:48:19.060 I'm a full flat, nigga.
00:48:20.800 Those aren't quite the running shoes there, sir.
00:48:23.180 I'm a track star, too.
00:48:25.480 This man is here to meet a 14-year-old girl.
00:48:28.500 For sex.
00:48:29.120 She's a runner.
00:48:29.520 She's a track star.
00:48:31.840 That hasn't hit me.
00:48:32.920 You know, you hear there's a fan.
00:48:35.840 Imagine catching your favorite rumbler at this moment.
00:48:38.300 Come on.
00:48:39.120 What's up, bro?
00:48:40.180 And it's funny, yo, it's a kid, too.
00:48:42.160 If you get the kid.
00:48:42.980 I'm going to run here, yellow.
00:48:44.360 Imagine the kid comes up and then, like, he's like, yo, man, I'm busy.
00:48:47.820 And the pedophiles are like, wait a second.
00:48:49.960 Hold on, man.
00:48:51.700 Wait, hold on, man.
00:48:52.620 Hold on.
00:48:53.020 Wait, go back.
00:48:53.740 We got to get the plate number.
00:48:54.800 He said, go back.
00:48:55.380 Go back.
00:48:56.620 He said, get back.
00:48:58.340 Get back.
00:48:58.660 Here we go.
00:48:58.920 Get back to the plate.
00:49:00.140 Got it.
00:49:00.640 She's our runner.
00:49:01.440 She's our track star.
00:49:02.520 Here he is.
00:49:02.900 All in a good day's work.
00:49:10.440 I did it the whole time.
00:49:11.440 I told you he was a runner.
00:49:12.520 I thought he had it in him.
00:49:14.780 So, he said his name is Yolo.
00:49:18.020 And I think that's the last we're going to be seeing of our boy Yolo.
00:49:22.460 You know, shout outs to Drake.
00:49:23.920 Shout outs to Drizzy and all that.
00:49:26.320 He scared it off pretty fast.
00:49:27.740 We got that plate number, though.
00:49:28.940 And we have all the information we need to send to the police.
00:49:32.040 So, yeah, I think that's going to be a cut, boys and girls.
00:49:34.520 So, let's go get fucking drunk.
00:49:37.500 Wait, what?
00:49:39.660 They were just committing all these, doing the whole, they're doing Lord's work and then
00:49:43.200 they're going to get drunk?
00:49:43.880 Get on.
00:49:44.640 Chad, do they deserve it?
00:49:45.440 Yes or no?
00:49:47.140 Like the infamous.
00:49:48.300 I can understand it.
00:49:49.640 I can understand it.
00:49:50.360 Being around pedophiles all day, you got to turn your brain on.
00:49:52.580 This Marvel character, Thanos once said, dread it.
00:49:56.940 Run from it.
00:49:58.640 Destiny still arrives.
00:50:00.100 Rob, I think your destiny is behind a 4x4 cell.
00:50:07.880 Hope you guys enjoyed today's episode of EDP Watch.
00:50:11.980 I'm your host, Chris Handjob.
00:50:14.240 And until next time,
00:50:16.760 want a cupcake?
00:50:21.320 Shout out to Rumble.
00:50:22.220 This is great Rumble content.
00:50:23.300 We need more of this stuff.
00:50:24.060 This is exactly why I wanted GDL to come over here.
00:50:30.100 That's it.
00:50:31.940 This is your job?
00:50:32.520 This is your job?
00:50:33.080 Thank you.