SNEAKO - SNEAKO Reacts To Jidion Catching A Predator!

00:00:00 I know I know like if you're gonna go through all that effort if you're gonna risk jail time if

00:00:07 you're gonna risk getting deported your wife and kids wouldn't you want it to be over some raw 1.00

00:00:15 pussy right all that works like sending little things to a 14 year old you would think you would 1.00

00:00:22 get the whole like you would try to get the whole experience you're getting a watered down vert 0.98

00:00:27 you're putting your whole life on the line for latex really no do you guys you don't am i am i

00:00:36 what am i saying it's incorrect what am i saying it's incorrect you know what i do want to watch

00:00:42 though if we're gonna go um i want to watch the deon's new video there there is we're actually

00:00:47 i'll stream i'll stream there is a video that i do want to react to that that does pertain to this

00:00:50 topic but i want to watch a funny one right now jadeon upload a new video he came to meet a 13 year

00:00:55 old and met the cops and said chat type of one if you want to watch this i haven't seen it i do want

00:01:01 to watch it let's see what he's up to

00:01:05 cinco de mayo a day that should be for celebration music familia has now turned into a crime scene

00:01:22 because these two men are trying to meet our undercover equal on today's explosive episode 0.98

00:01:29 we catch two of the most disgusting black people are so privileged to be able to go make fun of whites 1.00

00:01:34 like this like you could put on white faces a black guy all the time you could put on these wigs 1.00

00:01:38 imagine if hasanabi put on an afro it's over he's done if hasanabi puts on a fro and makes fun of jamal

00:01:48 done delete everybody's unsubscribing there's gonna be a funeral but it look at the privilege

00:01:56 vile creatures to ever walk the earth edp's cupcake we made shocking discoveries while we did our

00:02:05 investigation and we made sure to get our steps in as well

00:02:09 buddy you dropped the phone justin should own the white face yeah look what happened bro didn't he do

00:02:16 like in a whole apology tour over that excuse me sir you dropped the phone man sir you gotta come get

00:02:22 your phone back we're chasing this we're chasing this i'm your host chris handjob sit back and relax

00:02:28 while you watch a coordinated catch we did alongside hpd and skeet hansen's predatorial

00:02:34 investigation unit on today's episode of edp watch

00:02:39 hey man what's good with y'all boys man so if you guys remember over a year ago your boy went over

00:02:53 to detroit and we did an edp catch got to 10 million views then youtube took it down man bro they made a

00:02:58 policy where like you can't do edp catches unless you have like these certain stipulations but it was

00:03:04 just so nice that we had to do it twice so we're back here with skeet aka black media offline really

00:03:11 on a seven million sub channel hansen chris blackson we're back oh chris blackson my bad the cool thing

00:03:17 about this one is that it's cinco de mayo so we got ping oh let me just show y'all we got some balloons

00:03:23 we got pingadas we're gonna make them hit and we got some tacos here we got sombreros and we got

00:03:29 security guards bro look at these boys so i hired you guys not for our protection but actually for the

00:03:34 edps because every time i see them like i just get so enraged that you know i i hate when people

00:03:38 don't want to talk about race and then they see patterns like the fact that security guards are

00:03:44 like 95 black or when you walk into any club or bar in the united states the bouncer's always black 0.87

00:03:50 95 like how many times would you even feel safe if you didn't see one black security guard at a 0.97

00:03:56 concert venue oh i don't see race i don't see come on how many times have you seen an asian security

00:04:03 guard can you even think of can you picture have you ever seen an asian bouncer like i just start 0.96

00:04:10 throwing hands like crazy so if you see me going crazy bro like you're really there to protect them

00:04:14 not me because i'm like look at this and to make this one even better we really wanted to go with the

00:04:19 catch a vibe so i put on my story i need a young girl no wait hold on how did how did what the 0.99

00:04:25 he's just asking for young girls on instagram i need a girl that's 18 plus that looks young 0.98

00:04:32 and then at the bottom i'll put w catch right oh there's a decoy right there yo where'd you get

00:04:37 that merch from my man well you're supposed to say shopgd on.com skeeter what's her name going to be 0.99

00:04:41 for this catch uh you are taylor and you're 14 this is the day after my surgery i don't know if you

00:04:46 guys saw but your boy got surgery the other day got my hairline back i did did you not see me on

00:04:54 the operating table i was connected to the heart monitor and everything stop let me do

00:04:58 for the first catch of the night we have our friend that goes by the name of marco rodriguez

00:05:15 we met him on the badoo app and on his profile he has that he's 43 years old why would this be

00:05:22 his picture is he trying to get caught he initiates the conversation with w riz

00:05:30 hi sweetie what do you want to do sweetie hi you really think i'm sweet huh you are sweetie

00:05:36 yes what do you want to do sweetie we can meet 3 p.m not sure we just started talking tell me more

00:05:41 about you how old are you 40 sweetie i'm old for you i'll be a good boyfriend i promise you

00:05:48 is it okay if i'm 14 we can shine sweetie i'm with you we can you don't care if i'm still in high

00:05:53 school do you want with me i don't want to trick you so i told you isn't 14 still is that middle school

00:05:58 the truth about my age yes sweetie what do you want to do i thought you wanted to be boyfriend and

00:06:03 girlfriend yes sweetie sure things then take a drastic turn build that wall when this w riz turns

00:06:12 into charisma real quick marco rodriguez didn't ask our decoy if she likes the fun time we responded

00:06:22 by saying we only had a fun time three times really sweetie we can trying do you like dentist stuff too

00:06:29 i want to do that too it sounds sweet i like that i'd like to have a lot of fun with you

00:06:34 out of nowhere marco then decides to gift this 14 year old girl a picture of his polo chat what

00:06:42 would you do if your friend and this is for people who are over 18 what would you do if you found a

00:06:47 friend that was talking to an underage girl would you snitch on him would you talk to him 0.99

00:06:52 or would you just pretend like you didn't see it have you ever had that situation happen one time 0.97

00:06:59 i saw my friend left his phone on the in my car and i'm like oh shit he left his phone 0.76

00:07:07 and i look at it and i see grinder notification put it right back down

00:07:13 never brought it up never asked him about it didn't snitch on him didn't even change my opinion on him

00:07:21 removed it from my brain and i just immediately said i didn't see that i don't want to i don't

00:07:26 want to i don't want to talk about it because he's not gay he's not gay at least boom bucka has this 0.73

00:07:34 and i don't i don't care even if he like i really glad you said that so i could come out i don't give 0.99

00:07:39 a fuck stay in the closet faggot sorry i mean well you know and i don't it's just stay i'd rather 1.00

00:07:47 we were friends when you were straight i want to keep it that way i don't want to have 1.00

00:07:51 a straight gay relationship with my friend i would rather you just keep pretending keep lying 0.69

00:07:57 you know turn the phone back over shove it in the closet where it stays send me picture love please 0.77

00:08:05 do you want to see my birthday suit sure but you can't be mad if i don't want to send back

00:08:10 okay sweetie give me a few minutes

00:08:13 ah it has little wrinkles nice there was no confusion on what marco had intended for the night

00:08:25 so we had set up our law enforcement in place and we then informed the decoy on what was about

00:08:32 to go down just go over it again you're gonna be standing in the doorway just wave him in

00:08:39 run up here he's gonna he should come up he might want a hug or something i don't know if you're like

00:08:44 comfortable give him like a little like half-ass hug but if not that's fine she don't look 14 0.97

00:08:49 but just tell him like be like yeah just sit right there and you know also she seems really happy right

00:08:54 now she's in a good mood this is a great way to set a girl up right no no no no not set her up 1.00

00:08:59 but if you want to go smash you know catch a predator with her and now you're the good guy 1.00

00:09:06 and she's gonna give you that wow you're such a good guy pussy i'll have a taco and we'll just talk 1.00

00:09:12 and that's it that's that's it yeah should be a good time 0.99

00:09:17 hey how are you

00:09:26 you're here yeah where you at okay i can just come on the porch

00:09:32 because i don't want to walk to your car that's weird

00:09:34 he speaks english why was he typing like an indian customer service agent

00:09:44 chat type of one if you would stitch out your friend for doing this type of two

00:09:51 if you wouldn't say a word you can park right there in front of the house those are two parking

00:09:57 spots silly yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna come outside okay

00:10:01 we can have a crack so we can hear okay 0.84

00:10:05 okay mostly ones look at the people type of two right now and remember all these names when the

00:10:13 fbi tries to take me down for racism and anti-semitism and white supremacy look at all the people typing 0.99

00:10:18 two right now who wouldn't rat out their predator friends isn't that insane what the fuck why snitch 0.99

00:10:23 because like at what point does your do your morals outweigh your friendships with some guy 0.98

00:10:29 like what are you really doing with like are you protecting this guy because you play fortnight 0.99

00:10:34 you smoke weed together i would never snitch just beat his ashes foolish 0.98

00:10:37 hmm a lot of rats here too i know the fbi is going to close down on all the twos but there's a lot of 1.00

00:10:43 fucking rats in here 1.00

00:10:45 okay he's here 1.00

00:10:49 oh you're lying

00:11:00 the predator is here he's right outside

00:11:04 just waiting for him to run up the stairs

00:11:12 oh that worked that was too alarmed there's no way he's not entering the house he don't you can't turn back from that

00:11:36 i just don't know how many can i have

00:11:40 you don't have anyone here

00:11:42 no really

00:11:43 yes it's true

00:11:44 huh

00:11:46 i can't close you

00:11:47 yes

00:11:48 what really

00:11:48 yes

00:11:49 yes

00:11:50 i don't even go down there it's like it's scary

00:11:53 no

00:11:54 no

00:11:55 no

00:11:56 no

00:11:57 i don't have to wait right now

00:12:07 no

00:12:07 are you okay so why are you so stanky 0.88

00:12:11 yeah 0.66

00:12:13 hold on

00:12:14 fine

00:12:15 you're fine

00:12:16 yeah are you a mom

00:12:18 my mom

00:12:19 she's out of town

00:12:20 where

00:12:21 let's see

00:12:22 build that wall chat

00:12:23 type of one to build that wall right now 0.99

00:12:25 they're rapists they're predators 1.00

00:12:43 when they bring in the mexicans they're not bringing their best 1.00

00:12:48 wrong

00:12:50 well i go but like i don't go often

00:12:52 this dude came straight from home depot to pedophilia

00:12:55 you couldn't even change your work pants

00:12:57 and work boots

00:12:59 bro went from mowing the lawn to 1.00

00:13:03 un mowed pussy 1.00

00:13:05 get it because she's underage 1.00

00:13:07 you're fine

00:13:09 how old are you

00:13:10 14

00:13:11 14?

00:13:12 how old are you?

00:13:13 you don't look 14

00:13:15 41

00:13:16 i'm 4

00:13:17 why did you laugh so hard?

00:13:27 all right here we go here we go

00:13:33 what's going on marco

00:13:36 how are you?

00:13:37 oh okay

00:13:38 why don't you have a seat right there for me in the black stool if you could

00:13:41 the predatory investigation units there we have the police on standby

00:13:44 go and have a seat for me there please happy Cinco de Mayo

00:13:47 ah definitely

00:13:49 i don't

00:13:49 don't you like Cinco de Mayo?

00:13:51 no no

00:13:52 soy de guatemala

00:13:54 so what are you here for?

00:13:55 i'm working for now

00:13:56 bro he just called them racist while getting caught touching a 14 year old

00:14:00 here

00:14:00 is this justified racism chat type of one if this is like this is okay

00:14:04 i feel like once you go under the 17 then under 18 you can be as racist as you want

00:14:11 you know anything flies you could say go like you can get him deported

00:14:15 you're working yeah okay what do you do

00:14:17 nah painting painting you're here to paint something

00:14:20 yeah okay can you paint this picture for me why are you here to meet a 14 year old girl

00:14:25 nice nice he's cooking

00:14:27 can you paint that picture for me? were you maybe trying to paint the walls of a 14 year old girl?

00:14:32 i don't like mine!

00:14:34 painting and uh uh inside inside inside walls so where did you bring your equipment?

00:14:41 did you bring your painting equipment?

00:14:44 i don't understand maybe you understand this this would be your picture right?

00:14:47 oh now he doesn't speak english right?

00:14:51 chad i used to do this too when i was i remember being like 13 14

00:14:55 and then going to schools like going to new schools i didn't feel like i didn't know where

00:15:00 anything was and so instead of asking directions i would just play the asian card 0.99

00:15:05 do you know what the what is it a little chinky stupid kid and what is it chinky uh do you know 1.00

00:15:10 a library library oh okay i'll show you a little chick fucking stupid idiot it's over here haha 1.00

00:15:16 what's your name oh i'm ling ling okay come here ling ling i'll show you it's the best way to get 1.00

00:15:23 people to be more friendly to be more receptive and also you don't feel like a fucking idiot because 0.98

00:15:27 you don't know where the library is that's you yeah yeah yeah and you have an account on the badu app 0.98

00:15:33 right here yeah online dating yeah right oh yeah but uh i i don't buy um i am taco no sure yeah okay

00:15:44 yeah i'm from guatemala you're from guatemala oh yeah oh so maybe after this you'll go to go 0.99

00:15:49 yo how is dion already breaking character man this is what the fuck you do how are you like 1.00

00:15:55 chumming it up with the pedophile i'm from guatemala you're from what what the 1.00

00:15:59 fuck even made him laugh no sure i'm full yeah okay yeah i'm from guatemala you ever see harold 0.99

00:16:06 and kumar no oh the girl does tell you that she's 14 and you proceed to have a charged conversation 0.98

00:16:13 with her which is the real reason you're here tonight right i'm not bad people i am looking for

00:16:20 girlfriend only but you're here to do some bad things you ask her if she does yeah but uh i don't

00:16:27 understand no here this would be a message that you sent right here you said do you like oh yeah yeah

00:16:35 yeah yeah what is dentist stuff jack could somebody explain that whatever is that ahead

00:16:43 yeah you were speaking pretty good english just a little bit ago we heard the whole thing so

00:16:47 no no my english and translate for the google hey siri how do you say you're 0.98

00:16:52 you're fucked in spanish in spanish you're fucked is you understand that but i'm sorry for now oh no 0.99

00:17:06 i've got a few more things to go over with you here you you say i would like to make you moan very rich 1.00

00:17:13 you want to make her moan i know something yeah i know something he might recall do you recall um 0.86

00:17:19 sending this image here uh that one right there that'd be a oh yeah yeah that'd be a picture of

00:17:24 of your yeah yeah yeah isn't that enough to get him in jail just sending that to a minor isn't that

00:17:32 enough yeah take your time here tell sir do we need to dial up a translate would you like a translator

00:17:44 you say we don't really speak spanish here now bro how the is this possible 0.99

00:17:52 pedos have a special place in hell right next to feminists now feminists are going first if that's 1.00

00:17:57 okay if you want to switch up the hat with the sombrero get more in the spirit happy single 0.99

00:18:01 de mayo yeah he's not even mexican though this is and under any other circumstances this is extremely

00:18:10 racist if that's a white dude putting a sombrero on a guatemalan guy in cinco de mayo you're done

00:18:18 you're done

00:18:20 abby cinco de mayo to you you say i have it a little thick too we need to keep this on meaning you're right

00:18:28 you have to keep that on for our protection you have to keep that on so you say i have it

00:18:33 a little thick too meaning you're and then you say you have big sweetie oh yeah remember that one

00:18:40 yeah you remember that one okay is it gross but uh yeah it is a little gross uh but i'm sorry for

00:18:47 she's 14 so it's a little gross i understand for 40 40 40 yeah no four i don't understand oh no she 0.80

00:18:55 told you she was 14. is it this fucking lot is trying to act like he thought she was 40. okay if 0.98

00:19:00 i'm 14. okay one four and why were you so afraid to come in any anymore i uh i have a i have a wife 0.99

00:19:10 oh you're married i don't have a problem with some bro with my wife with my wife i i i love you i love

00:19:19 you my wife does your wife know what you're doing tonight does your wife know you're here does she know 0.89

00:19:25 that you're here no no so what did what did you tell her you were doing but um my intention is no 1.00

00:19:31 one i don't want sex for now so you didn't want to have sex with a 14 year old girl now you want to 0.99

00:19:36 pull a drake and groom her and then when she turns 18 you know then we can get freaky call it did drake 1.00

00:19:43 actually do that freaky friday remix yeah it is friday i don't understand what's up christy we we need a

00:19:51 bit of a translator here is he aware that the girl he was talking to was 14. okay do you want did you

00:20:09 order that that pizza aren't we ordering a pizza yeah do you want to call them yeah yeah yeah

00:20:18 uh demarcus cousins the third was he aware that he sent a picture of his to a girl that told him

00:20:25 she was 14. well she did tell him before on more than one occasion what are you reporting uh yeah i just

00:20:48 want to record a uh class 69 of a edp 445 we caught this man trying to meet with a 14 year old girl

00:20:56 and we just want to turn everything over to the police bro why is he doing content on a 911 call

00:21:01 he's there making 69 jokes quick commercial break egg time and also five dollars in donkey talk says join

00:21:09 the creativity kit or you're weird and kind of satanic god bless okay okay okay okay okay you missed the eggs

00:21:13 eggs everybody right now if you if you record it and put it in the discord i'll watch it tomorrow on 0.53

00:21:19 stream eggs every single day raw eggs too because bill gates doesn't want you to they're burning up the

00:21:26 egg farms right now and putting mrnas in the chickens 0.90

00:21:33 boom an egg a day keeps the pedophilia away cheers

00:21:43 he's saying that he wasn't planning on actually doing anything even though he asked her

00:21:55 if she wants to do and sent a picture of his basically

00:21:58 well maybe he should call his wife imagine arguing with her wife so you go 1.00

00:22:15 fuck a 14 year old and ask for forgiveness right now 1.00

00:22:17 no they're not not a little one of the people it's not working on the car 1.00

00:22:23 correcty uh can you sign up for me uh can you sign up see about the time

00:22:28 oh yes i'd say hey g from new york with the big hundred dollars

00:22:32 he just called all you brokees bro l to one dollar don't use g from new york i appreciate you big time 1.00

00:22:39 Fuck your $1, G, my guy. 1.00

00:22:42 Five, seven, oh, five, four? 1.00

00:22:45 Yeah.

00:22:45 Okay, that was, yeah.

00:22:46 He's around Kai Sinatra's height.

00:22:48 He's got paint all over his pants, too.

00:22:50 Well, we think it's paint.

00:22:51 We hope it's paint, at least.

00:22:53 It's white, so.

00:23:03 You should have thought of that before you came in here.

00:23:05 Can you ask him, what if this was your daughter

00:23:08 and she was 14 and a 42-year-old man

00:23:11 came over to your house to do things with her?

00:23:15 Can you ask him that for me?

00:23:19 What the f-

00:23:38 You have to talk with her, but not the guy.

00:23:40 Okay.

00:23:41 Fellas.

00:23:42 Exactly.

00:23:42 Gotcha, so.

00:23:43 So your 14-year-old daughter is capable of making that decision?

00:23:47 So he thinks this is okay.

00:23:49 Okay.

00:23:50 All right.

00:23:51 Well, I think that's all the questions we have for this gentleman.

00:23:54 At what point do you just swing on this guy?

00:23:56 Like, when is that correct?

00:23:57 Chat.

00:23:58 Type of one.

00:23:58 One, if you would just swing on him right there

00:24:00 for saying it's okay,

00:24:03 your daughter,

00:24:03 I would just talk to my daughter and not the man.

00:24:06 Just, just.

00:24:08 Type of one, if that should just be,

00:24:09 just one right hand.

00:24:10 Boom.

00:24:10 Okay.

00:24:11 I'm sorry for the,

00:24:12 this province.

00:24:13 You.

00:24:15 You?

00:24:16 Who are you, soldier boy?

00:24:17 You.

00:24:18 This is crazy, chat.

00:24:19 We might have barriers in language,

00:24:22 but weirdos are in every single culture,

00:24:26 language, society.

00:24:30 Okay.

00:24:31 Oh, police are here.

00:24:35 Okay.

00:24:35 Appreciate your office.

00:24:38 Does it be Spanish?

00:24:38 No.

00:24:40 Officer, while you wait,

00:24:41 would you like to talk to him?

00:24:42 A single to mile?

00:24:44 No.

00:24:45 So what is all this?

00:24:47 We were running a sting operation

00:24:48 where we catch outland predators

00:24:49 and this man here

00:24:51 came to this house tonight 0.70

00:24:52 to engage in sexual activity

00:24:54 with whom he thought to be

00:24:55 a 14-year-old girl.

00:24:56 Do you have all the text messages?

00:24:58 That's all right here, sir.

00:24:59 You can go through it if you like.

00:25:00 What is he doing here?

00:25:14 Okay.

00:25:15 Here, go ahead and stand up.

00:25:18 Come on.

00:25:19 Okay.

00:25:19 Do you want to put your hands on your back?

00:25:21 Yeah.

00:25:23 He doesn't look shook at all,

00:25:25 but you know that the real part is

00:25:26 that this guy is 90% an illegal immigrant.

00:25:30 Like, let's be honest,

00:25:31 he works at home.

00:25:33 He stands outside

00:25:34 and does yard work for people

00:25:36 who pull up in a truck.

00:25:38 I'm sorry.

00:25:38 I hope you're sorry to your wife and kids.

00:25:43 Ah, come on.

00:25:44 Okay.

00:25:45 Okay, you'll understand soon.

00:25:47 So, uh,

00:25:48 he said he's gonna come visit somebody.

00:25:51 What are you gonna do with that?

00:25:54 Oh.

00:25:54 Oh, snap. 0.99

00:25:55 Oh, what do we have there?

00:25:57 Huh.

00:25:59 Bumbaklar! 0.73

00:26:00 Bumbaklar! 0.73

00:26:00 Oh, I thought he was gonna go paint the house.

00:26:04 Oh.

00:26:04 Oh, snap. 0.99

00:26:05 Oh, what do we have there?

00:26:08 You know what?

00:26:08 At least he's a man of morals

00:26:10 because let's think of the,

00:26:12 let's,

00:26:13 for a second,

00:26:14 for a second, 0.99

00:26:15 let's think of the mind of a pedophile. 0.99

00:26:18 She's 14 years old. 1.00

00:26:21 If you're willing to go fuck a 14-year-old, 1.00

00:26:24 she probably doesn't have an STD. 1.00

00:26:26 And if you're really waddling like that,

00:26:28 do you really care if you get her pregnant?

00:26:30 Like, let's be honest,

00:26:30 let's be honest,

00:26:31 let's be honest.

00:26:32 I don't know,

00:26:32 like, for real. 0.99

00:26:33 I know it's fucked up, 1.00

00:26:36 but for a pedophile, 1.00

00:26:38 at least he's, 0.98

00:26:38 he cares.

00:26:39 He cares about that 14-year-old

00:26:41 because,

00:26:42 you know,

00:26:43 she doesn't have HIV.

00:26:45 She doesn't have,

00:26:46 no, no, relax,

00:26:47 but let's,

00:26:47 let's be honest.

00:26:49 Let's be honest.

00:26:53 What?

00:26:54 What?

00:26:56 What?

00:26:57 If we're thinking,

00:26:58 if we're thinking 0.89

00:27:00 like a pedo, 0.58

00:27:03 would you, 0.97

00:27:04 would you,

00:27:04 like,

00:27:05 let's be,

00:27:05 I thought he was going to raw dog,

00:27:07 the 14-year-old.

00:27:08 I,

00:27:08 like,

00:27:12 what?

00:27:12 No,

00:27:13 for real,

00:27:14 for real,

00:27:14 for real.

00:27:15 I,

00:27:15 I'm not going to say respect,

00:27:18 but,

00:27:19 give him,

00:27:20 give him a little something.

00:27:21 Huh.

00:27:22 What were you going to do with that?

00:27:24 Uh,

00:27:24 I'll have a,

00:27:25 for the,

00:27:26 five days.

00:27:28 Oh,

00:27:28 you had it for five days?

00:27:29 Are you going to use it tonight?

00:27:31 No,

00:27:31 no five days.

00:27:32 Marco,

00:27:33 I just want to let you know

00:27:35 that you've just been skeeted.

00:27:38 I know.

00:27:39 I know.

00:27:39 Like,

00:27:40 if you're going to go through

00:27:40 all that effort,

00:27:42 if you're going to risk jail time,

00:27:44 if you're going to risk

00:27:45 getting deported,

00:27:46 your wife and kids,

00:27:48 wouldn't you want it to be over 1.00

00:27:49 some raw pussy, 1.00

00:27:52 right? 1.00

00:27:54 All that works,

00:27:55 like,

00:27:55 sending little things

00:27:56 to a 14-year-old.

00:27:57 You would think

00:27:59 you would get the whole,

00:28:00 like,

00:28:00 you would try to get

00:28:00 the whole experience.

00:28:02 You're getting a watered-down,

00:28:03 you're putting your whole life

00:28:04 on the line

00:28:05 for latex?

00:28:07 Really?

00:28:09 No.

00:28:10 Do you guys,

00:28:11 you don't,

00:28:12 am I,

00:28:13 am I,

00:28:13 what am I saying

00:28:14 that's incorrect?

00:28:16 What am I saying

00:28:16 that's incorrect?

00:28:17 No.

00:28:22 To be honest,

00:28:26 how was that?

00:28:29 Hey,

00:28:29 don't yell it,

00:28:30 but just say, 1.00

00:28:30 fuck you, Marco. 1.00

00:28:34 Doesn't look like Marco 1.00

00:28:35 is going to be playing

00:28:36 polo anytime soon.

00:28:41 We'll be right back

00:28:42 with EDP Watch

00:28:43 after these commercial breaks.

00:28:45 My fellow African-American.

00:28:54 Hey,

00:28:54 how you doing,

00:28:55 Mr. Trump?

00:28:55 Where did you acquire

00:28:56 that luxurious merchandise

00:28:58 that is across your body?

00:28:59 Well,

00:28:59 Mr. Trump,

00:29:00 this merchandise

00:29:01 is only available

00:29:01 at shop2dian.com

00:29:03 with the highest quality

00:29:04 and 100% guarantee rate

00:29:06 to get your girl

00:29:07 what it is.

00:29:07 Okay.

00:29:08 All right.

00:29:09 There's an ongoing investigation

00:29:12 and they left,

00:29:13 so we're like scared

00:29:14 that they might kick us out,

00:29:15 but I think we should be good,

00:29:16 man.

00:29:16 We're doing good.

00:29:16 That was good at, though.

00:29:17 They kick us out.

00:29:18 They're part of the problem.

00:29:20 They should be investigated.

00:29:21 Check their searches through.

00:29:22 Now,

00:29:22 while the police

00:29:23 were dealing with Marco

00:29:24 over at the police station,

00:29:26 our new friend,

00:29:27 Juicy J,

00:29:28 demanded that we give him

00:29:30 the address.

00:29:31 So,

00:29:32 to make sure

00:29:32 that the case

00:29:33 wasn't compromised,

00:29:34 we happily obliged.

00:29:36 Juicy J first made contact 0.85

00:29:38 with our decoy

00:29:39 in a group chat

00:29:40 on the KitKat.

00:29:42 Who thought that Juicy J

00:29:43 was going to be 0.92

00:29:44 a black dude with dreads? 0.92

00:29:46 I did not. 0.61

00:29:48 Man,

00:29:48 he looks like it's too bad.

00:29:50 He looks like a Groyper. 1.00

00:29:52 Where he initiated contact

00:29:53 with W Riz.

00:29:56 Hey, hon. 0.89

00:29:57 Hey, hey, how are you?

00:29:58 Pick ASL, please.

00:30:03 Bro!

00:30:05 Boom, Bukka! 1.00

00:30:05 What the?

00:30:07 29,

00:30:08 male,

00:30:09 Baytown.

00:30:10 13,

00:30:10 female,

00:30:11 Houston.

00:30:12 13?

00:30:13 Jesus!

00:30:14 Oh, sorry, my bad.

00:30:15 Nah, you're good.

00:30:17 It's just that you're

00:30:18 on a page

00:30:18 themed around drugs.

00:30:20 Like, 0.98

00:30:20 m****. 0.95

00:30:21 Yeah,

00:30:22 but all the groups

00:30:23 are kinda whack

00:30:24 with bots,

00:30:24 so I just went

00:30:25 into Houston once.

00:30:26 Fair enough.

00:30:27 Well, men only have one goal, 0.53

00:30:29 so I just don't know

00:30:30 what your intentions are.

00:30:32 Well, I guess

00:30:33 some are different.

00:30:34 Depends on the person

00:30:35 and how we get along,

00:30:36 LOL.

00:30:36 Have you actually 0.94

00:30:37 had sex with people 0.97

00:30:38 on here? 0.89

00:30:39 Or at all,

00:30:39 I guess.

00:30:41 Lol.

00:30:42 Yeah, have you?

00:30:43 I've gotten

00:30:44 with grown women on here. 1.00

00:30:45 I've never gotten

00:30:45 with a minor.

00:30:47 You got a cute car?

00:30:48 Dodge Challenger Hemi.

00:30:50 2020.

00:30:50 No, that's such a dope car, 0.93

00:30:53 bro.

00:30:54 What?

00:30:55 How did you not?

00:30:56 Who says cute car?

00:30:57 Heck yeah.

00:30:59 Cute color?

00:31:00 Maroon.

00:31:00 I guess.

00:31:02 I could just show you.

00:31:03 I'm not creeping on you.

00:31:04 Not trying to convince you

00:31:05 to do anything.

00:31:06 Remember this.

00:31:07 When you're older

00:31:08 and dating,

00:31:08 a man should be able

00:31:09 to make you feel

00:31:10 safe to some degree.

00:31:12 Yeah, for sure.

00:31:13 I already like that feeling.

00:31:14 That safe feeling

00:31:15 also tends to lead to

00:31:16 safety and comfort

00:31:18 go hand in hand.

00:31:20 If it wasn't bad enough

00:31:22 that Juicy J,

00:31:23 at the age of 29,

00:31:24 is giving a pep talk

00:31:25 to a 13-year-old,

00:31:27 he then passes out

00:31:28 mid-conversation.

00:31:29 And let's just say

00:31:30 he woke up on the

00:31:31 wrong side of the bed

00:31:33 in the morning.

00:31:35 Good morning.

00:31:36 Sorry to abruptly

00:31:37 ask you something like this

00:31:39 so early and out of the blue,

00:31:40 but I woke up unbearably.

00:31:42 Even for me, lol.

00:31:44 If you're able to

00:31:46 and would like to,

00:31:47 do you want to have

00:31:48 some fun with me today?

00:31:52 You're good.

00:31:53 I can't this weekend.

00:31:54 Yo! 1.00

00:31:57 Yo! 1.00

00:31:58 Why would you explain

00:31:59 it like that?

00:32:01 That is...

00:32:02 You're good.

00:32:04 I can't this weekend,

00:32:05 but May 4th and 5th,

00:32:07 I'm pretty sure my mom's

00:32:08 going to be out of town.

00:32:09 Let me know your address.

00:32:10 Wait, so they got

00:32:10 two pedophiles

00:32:11 in the same day? 0.82

00:32:12 They were cooking

00:32:13 that sicko tomorrow. 0.75

00:32:15 Ah, boys, man, 0.95

00:32:15 we got our second

00:32:16 coming over right now.

00:32:18 At the same crib, too?

00:32:20 So, for this one,

00:32:21 we really want this one

00:32:22 to be single-to-mile-themed.

00:32:24 We're going to have her

00:32:24 cover his head,

00:32:25 spin around,

00:32:26 and when he thinks

00:32:27 he's about to hit a piñata,

00:32:28 he's going to get hit

00:32:28 by some competitor

00:32:29 pasta catchers.

00:32:31 That's right.

00:32:34 Man, this guy

00:32:34 is, like, so patient.

00:32:36 I don't get it.

00:32:36 Yeah, he's been waiting

00:32:37 for how long?

00:32:38 I would say he's been there

00:32:39 for at least a half hour.

00:32:40 I think he's just

00:32:41 scoping the place out.

00:32:42 He said,

00:32:43 I would much appreciate

00:32:43 if you came outside

00:32:44 to greet me.

00:32:45 All right, she's going now.

00:32:46 Okay, Siri's here.

00:32:50 Yeah, she did.

00:32:53 Happy Cinco de Mayo.

00:32:55 She's very clearly...

00:32:56 Yo, funny that, like,

00:33:16 people like H3H3, 0.98

00:33:17 Ethan D. Klein

00:33:18 will call people...

00:33:19 Call me an incel all the time,

00:33:20 and then you look at 0.82

00:33:21 actual predators and pedophiles.

00:33:23 Who are they built like? 0.99

00:33:24 This dude is built exactly,

00:33:27 and I know love speech,

00:33:29 but he's literally built

00:33:31 exactly like Ethan Klein.

00:33:33 And then for some reason,

00:33:34 people built like that

00:33:35 will call me the creep,

00:33:36 will call me the incel, 1.00

00:33:37 call me the violent misogynist. 0.99

00:33:39 Look at him. 0.98

00:33:43 Looks like he can fit

00:33:44 right in the swordboard collage

00:33:45 that I retired.

00:33:46 Sit somewhere.

00:33:47 Yeah, you can sit.

00:33:48 Remember,

00:33:49 I get a pinata with me?

00:33:50 Oh, man.

00:33:51 That's proof that

00:33:52 this is the type of...

00:33:53 And I know, like,

00:33:53 Janine's kind of a...

00:33:54 A little bit blue pill.

00:33:55 This is proof that

00:33:56 the men you should be worried about

00:33:58 as a woman,

00:34:00 it's not the jack dude,

00:34:01 right?

00:34:02 It's not the 6'3",

00:34:03 good-looking,

00:34:04 you know,

00:34:05 clear-skinned,

00:34:06 Chad face,

00:34:07 huh?

00:34:09 It's this guy.

00:34:10 It's the guy who pretends

00:34:11 to be on the woman's side,

00:34:13 the male feminist type. 0.99

00:34:15 This is the...

00:34:16 This is the real threat.

00:34:17 Dude's apologizing

00:34:42 to a 13-year-old.

00:34:43 This dude is saying

00:34:44 he's scared to a child 1.00

00:34:46 that he's about to fuck. 1.00

00:34:48 You know what? 1.00

00:34:49 You want to?

00:34:50 You want to?

00:34:51 Sure.

00:34:52 Okay, let's do it.

00:34:53 Oh, wait.

00:34:54 He's doing it.

00:34:54 Yeah, let's do it.

00:34:56 I had a plane.

00:34:57 Oh, I got it all planned?

00:34:58 Yeah.

00:34:58 What else is part of your plan?

00:34:59 That's right.

00:35:01 There's candy in here.

00:35:02 You can hit it if you want.

00:35:04 You sure?

00:35:04 Yeah.

00:35:05 I'm...

00:35:05 I'm Flutzy.

00:35:07 You know how you're supposed

00:35:08 to get dizzy?

00:35:09 I mean...

00:35:10 You're supposed...

00:35:11 You get dizzy and you hit it.

00:35:13 Oh, you stand over here, man.

00:35:15 Sorry, I'm not going to

00:35:15 fall into the furniture.

00:35:16 You should...

00:35:17 I'm glad.

00:35:18 You do it.

00:35:18 You want to have a head

00:35:19 bender vandana?

00:35:20 I don't.

00:35:21 Let me just do one thing

00:35:22 real quick.

00:35:23 I'm sorry.

00:35:24 Can I, like...

00:35:24 Can I peek in the door?

00:35:25 Yeah, you can go back there,

00:35:26 too, anyway.

00:35:27 I'll be the way.

00:35:28 I'm just kidding.

00:35:30 It's like a bathroom

00:35:32 in a...

00:35:33 Batroom.

00:35:34 I'm in this house.

00:35:36 What's going on, sir?

00:35:37 I'm with the

00:35:38 Predatorial Investigation Unit, sir.

00:35:39 This way.

00:35:40 Nope, nope, nope.

00:35:40 Nope.

00:35:41 Oh, no.

00:35:42 Hey.

00:35:44 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:35:47 You dropped the phone, buddy.

00:35:51 You dropped the phone, buddy.

00:35:52 Get him!

00:35:53 You dropped the phone.

00:35:54 Get him!

00:35:55 You dropped the phone.

00:35:58 Excuse me, sir.

00:35:59 You dropped the phone, man.

00:36:00 Sir?

00:36:01 Chase him! 0.98

00:36:02 Chase him! 0.98

00:36:03 Come get your phone back.

00:36:04 We're chasing this.

00:36:05 Here we go.

00:36:05 We got a runner.

00:36:09 Watch out.

00:36:10 Watch out.

00:36:12 Why did they blur his plate? 1.00

00:36:17 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:36:18 Yo, Jadeon, you got to get in the gym, bro. 1.00

00:36:21 What are you, 250?

00:36:22 You couldn't body him into the wall? 1.00

00:36:24 How the fuck you let him run like that? 1.00

00:36:26 There was two of you in there. 1.00

00:36:27 He didn't...

00:36:29 Jadeon...

00:36:29 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:36:30 One more time, one more time, one more time. 1.00

00:36:31 How the fuck did he get away like that? 1.00

00:36:33 Whoa, whoa. 1.00

00:36:34 No, no, no.

00:36:36 Yeah, bro!

00:36:38 Did he not play football in high school?

00:36:44 This pedal got...

00:36:46 This pedal's built.

00:36:49 Whoa.

00:36:51 Whoa.

00:36:52 All he did was, whoa, whoa, whoa?

00:36:58 Watch out, watch out, watch out. 1.00

00:37:04 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:37:05 Bro, I'm not gonna lie. 1.00

00:37:06 If he would have pushed me down the stairs, 1.00

00:37:07 I would have brought his ass with me. 1.00

00:37:08 And we got a... 1.00

00:37:09 We got both stoppers.

00:37:11 We got a new phone.

00:37:12 We can get the cops over here.

00:37:13 We can?

00:37:14 Yeah, call them right now.

00:37:14 Okay, say hello.

00:37:15 Call 911.

00:37:17 What is your name?

00:37:18 DeMarcus Cousins III.

00:37:19 DeMarcus Cousins?

00:37:20 The third.

00:37:21 What are you reporting?

00:37:22 We just did a predator catch. 0.75

00:37:25 We had a man trying to meet a 13-year-old girl for sex.

00:37:27 When we were about to conduct our investigation,

00:37:30 he pushed us and ran out the house

00:37:32 and sped down the road in a very dangerous manner.

00:37:35 And he left his phone and his and-one slippers.

00:37:38 So we just want to report this to the police

00:37:40 to give them the phone for evidence. 0.74

00:37:42 He might have had **** on him. 0.94

00:37:43 And he might have had ****. 0.97

00:37:45 I'm not gonna lie. 1.00

00:37:46 I should have seen his ass on the NFL field the way he ran. 0.99

00:37:48 Were weapons involved? 1.00

00:37:49 No.

00:37:50 No.

00:37:50 But his hands were weapons of mass destruction

00:37:52 because he almost pushed me down a flight of stairs.

00:37:55 Okay, thank you.

00:37:56 Thank you.

00:37:59 Man, that was...

00:38:01 I'm not gonna lie.

00:38:02 Those Predator 12s are really, really hard to get.

00:38:04 So you think I can just keep that one?

00:38:05 I can probably sell on eBay for a good $150.

00:38:08 What did he say on the thing?

00:38:10 He initiated the response.

00:38:11 He said, hey, hon.

00:38:12 We said, hey, hey.

00:38:13 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:38:15 Be careful with the back stuff.

00:38:16 That's some other investigations.

00:38:18 Yeah, don't want to tamper with that.

00:38:20 Here's his phone officer.

00:38:21 Juicy J must be a fan of the rapper Tay-K because...

00:38:26 He did the race.

00:38:26 He's not gonna beat the case.

00:38:28 Oh.

00:38:28 So, he's gonna do the race.

00:38:31 All right.

00:38:33 You could have done so many other rapper jokes with the name Juicy J, but...

00:38:36 I hope you guys enjoyed today's episode of EDP Watch.

00:38:40 If you would like to watch more, be sure to hit the link down in the description and go

00:38:44 to my Rumble page because YouTube won't allow us to post the next episode because it's a

00:38:50 little dangerous.

00:38:52 Yeah, the girl tells him she's, uh, I believe it was four...

00:38:54 W Rumble plug. 0.99

00:38:56 That's what the fuck I'm talking about. 1.00

00:38:57 He says that he's an alpha male. 1.00

00:39:00 Predatorial investigation unit.

00:39:02 This is you.

00:39:02 Yeah.

00:39:03 But you say that you're an alpha guy.

00:39:04 You don't seem very alpha right now.

00:39:06 Yo, all Walmart people, this man here, I'm trying to meet a 14-year-old girl. 0.99

00:39:10 For sex. 0.99

00:39:11 I'm trying to look like... 0.99

00:39:12 I'm trying to look like...

00:39:12 We got a runner.

00:39:13 We got a runner.

00:39:16 Hold on.

00:39:16 I want to watch the Rumble video.

00:39:18 We got to support our Rumble guys.

00:39:19 Hold on.

00:39:20 Hold on.

00:39:20 Hold on. 1.00

00:39:22 ...of EDP Watch on YouTube because they're a little bit too pussy. 1.00

00:39:28 So, shout out to Rumble for hosting us on this episode. 0.97

00:39:30 Yes, sir.

00:39:30 You got to love it.

00:39:35 Look at that Rumble Quarry.

00:39:35 It all started when our friend Rob hit up our decoy on the YOLO app where he declared

00:39:41 his alpha male-ness to her.

00:39:44 What you up to tonight?

00:39:45 Nothing.

00:39:46 I'm bored.

00:39:46 How about you?

00:39:47 Not doing anything.

00:39:48 I had a blast last night, though.

00:39:50 Uh, you down to do something?

00:39:52 Alpha male comes to meet 13-year-old girl.

00:39:55 Imagine calling yourself an alpha male.

00:39:57 Ugh, bro.

00:39:57 What's your name and how old are you?

00:39:59 Uh, yeah, I'm Rob.

00:40:00 I'm 26 years old.

00:40:02 What about you?

00:40:03 I'm Taylor.

00:40:03 I'm 14, a female from Houston.

00:40:06 Oh, you're young.

00:40:09 Yeah, I'm 14.

00:40:10 Oh, okay.

00:40:11 I'm a little old for you.

00:40:13 Met anyone older before?

00:40:14 Yeah, I have.

00:40:15 Do you drive?

00:40:16 Wait, where do you live?

00:40:17 I'm kind of near the zoo.

00:40:18 Yeah, I drive.

00:40:20 I'm not too far from the zoo area.

00:40:21 What kind of car you got?

00:40:23 I can't wait to drive.

00:40:24 Where would we go?

00:40:25 Well, I have an SUV.

00:40:27 What's fun for you?

00:40:28 What's fun for you?

00:40:29 I like it when the guy chooses.

00:40:31 Oh, I like that.

00:40:33 I like to pick.

00:40:34 I'm an alpha guy.

00:40:35 Bro!

00:40:36 Bruh. 1.00

00:40:37 Boom, fucker. 1.00

00:40:38 I'm not even going to like. 1.00

00:40:40 Type of one, if sometimes chat gives you this energy.

00:40:47 I'm an alpha guy.

00:40:48 This dude put it in caps.

00:40:49 Be honest.

00:40:52 Sometimes when you guys are like watching the streams and you read the chat, does this not

00:40:56 kind of a little bit of a, you know?

00:40:59 You know?

00:41:00 I'm not calling out all of you, but there's a lot of ones.

00:41:04 So for the people that aren't typing one right now, maybe think a little bit about how

00:41:09 you type.

00:41:10 I'm not calling out all the chat, but I am calling out chat.

00:41:12 Oh, yeah?

00:41:15 I like alpha.

00:41:16 What can you boss me to do?

00:41:18 Oh, yeah, you do.

00:41:19 I can boss you to do a lot of things.

00:41:21 Tell me things you want me to do.

00:41:23 Oh, okay.

00:41:24 Tell me what you have done and your limits.

00:41:27 And which Walmart did you want to meet at?

00:41:29 I don't have limits, I don't think.

00:41:31 Oh, very nice.

00:41:33 Where do you want to meet and what time?

00:41:35 The Walmart off West Loop Freeway on Rice Avenue.

00:41:38 Do you like to kiss?

00:41:40 Yeah, I love it.

00:41:41 Oh, I'm a great kisser.

00:41:42 You want to kiss me, though?

00:41:44 Hmm, I want to get a good shoulder rep to start with and-

00:41:46 Are you a cop?

00:41:52 No, I'm not even old enough to work at McDonald's.

00:41:55 I just want to be safe and no trouble, you know?

00:41:58 Yeah, me either.

00:41:59 We can meet inside and just buy some snacks or something.

00:42:01 Or something to drink like normal.

00:42:03 Yeah, sure, we can do that.

00:42:04 You like electrolytes? 0.99

00:42:06 What the fucking- bro, what are you- 1.00

00:42:08 Imagine having no riz with a child. 1.00

00:42:11 Let's put ourselves in the-

00:42:12 Let's-

00:42:13 Okay, chat, bear with me, bear with me.

00:42:15 Think like a petto.

00:42:17 Rizzing a child should be light work.

00:42:24 Do you like electrolytes?

00:42:26 That's what you got?

00:42:28 You're a self-proclaimed alpha?

00:42:29 Like, I understand trying to riz up a girl, blah, blah, blah, astrology. 0.95

00:42:35 But just a kid, what are you like?

00:42:37 Oh, you like lollipops? 1.00

00:42:39 Like, just stupid shit. 1.00

00:42:40 You watch Spongebob? 1.00

00:42:43 You have a fidget spinner? 1.00

00:42:45 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:42:47 Nutrition. 1.00

00:42:48 Electro-

00:42:48 Like, you're talking about hydration to a kid?

00:42:51 Imagine fumbling, because everyone's been a kid.

00:42:55 It's not hard.

00:42:59 Do you- you like sugar?

00:43:01 Yeah, that's what you should be saying.

00:43:04 Did you play Legos today?

00:43:05 Like, it-

00:43:06 We then made it all in sight to the Walmart to make sure that Rob got the best kiss of his life.

00:43:14 All right, boys, we're back at it with the homeboy.

00:43:19 Like a crack at it.

00:43:20 Yep, with the homeboy Jideon.

00:43:21 Took up the same shirt on as yesterday, but we're not going to talk about that.

00:43:25 We're raw-dogging it.

00:43:26 We're waiting outside the Walmart here where our potential-

00:43:28 And, by the way, there's no chance Jideon washed that shirt.

00:43:32 He just rolled out of bed and caught another pedal.

00:43:33 Predator, his name is- here he is.

00:43:35 He's an Indian fellow.

00:43:37 He goes with the name YOLO on the Whisper app.

00:43:39 Oh, no-

00:43:40 He really lives- like, you can't even lie.

00:43:43 His name is YOLO.

00:43:44 He lives his raps.

00:43:46 I don't know where she is.

00:43:47 Not a bad-looking dude, bro.

00:43:48 He looks like he's so old regular.

00:43:49 Yeah, that's him on a good day, but look at the picture that he sent, like, most recently.

00:43:53 This is one of him holding up three fingers, so we know it's him.

00:43:56 He's looking rough now.

00:43:57 Yeah, so take a look at this one.

00:43:59 Eman YOLO.

00:44:00 The other one was maybe a few years back.

00:44:02 Yeah, the girl tells him she's, I believe it was 14.

00:44:05 He says that he's an alpha male.

00:44:07 So, you know, we got a-

00:44:08 What is Andrew Tate?

00:44:09 Yeah, we got a red pill bad boy in here. 0.99

00:44:11 Did he really say he's an alpha male?

00:44:12 He really did.

00:44:12 Oh, yeah, he says,

00:44:13 I like to pick.

00:44:14 I'm an alpha guy.

00:44:16 Wow.

00:44:17 And then he says,

00:44:17 I can boss you around to do lots of things.

00:44:21 And he says,

00:44:22 What have you done?

00:44:22 What are your limits?

00:44:24 He's talking about exploring, and he says,

00:44:25 Some people don't like using all holes.

00:44:28 And she was like,

00:44:29 What do you mean?

00:44:29 He's like,

00:44:30 I'll explain in person.

00:44:31 What have you done so far?

00:44:32 Then he says he's going to buy condoms.

00:44:34 You should have just bought them at the Walmart.

00:44:36 He's planning to buy them in here,

00:44:37 I think,

00:44:37 like when he meets her.

00:44:38 Oh, okay.

00:44:40 He's wearing basketball shorts and a-

00:44:42 And why would you meet at Walmart?

00:44:44 Like,

00:44:44 go to the playground,

00:44:45 Chuck E. Cheese.

00:44:48 This is the best you could have thought of.

00:44:49 Sleeveless shirt.

00:44:51 So he's going to have his alpha sleeves exposed.

00:44:54 His biceps.

00:44:55 That means he's got two guns on him.

00:44:56 Yeah, he's going to have guns on him.

00:44:57 Hey, I'm feeling a virus.

00:45:00 How you doing, sir?

00:45:02 Predatorial investigation unit.

00:45:03 This is you.

00:45:04 What are you doing in the store tonight?

00:45:06 Somebody just told me to come up.

00:45:08 Who told you to come up here?

00:45:10 This person I was thinking.

00:45:12 Hands out of your pockets, please, sir.

00:45:14 For our safety.

00:45:14 How old is the person you're here to meet?

00:45:17 I don't know.

00:45:17 How about right here when she said she was-

00:45:19 14?

00:45:20 She was trying to, like, tell me,

00:45:22 but I said nothing.

00:45:23 What was she trying to tell you?

00:45:25 Like, you know, do things, but-

00:45:26 Do things.

00:45:27 Oh, was she-

00:45:28 Okay.

00:45:29 No.

00:45:29 Because you say that you're an alpha guy.

00:45:32 You don't seem very alpha right now.

00:45:34 Yeah, you said you like to be a boss.

00:45:35 You want to boss a 14-year-old girl around. 1.00

00:45:37 Is that it?

00:45:38 I don't-

00:45:39 I never hear Andrew talk about bossing around 14-year-old girls.

00:45:42 It's kind of weird.

00:45:42 You say you want to start with a good shoulder rub

00:45:44 and then go from there.

00:45:46 Where was it going to go after the shoulder rub?

00:45:48 Who is this, chat?

00:45:51 You got to be watching this right now.

00:45:54 Is it Lil' Key?

00:45:55 Nico from Space?

00:45:56 Corping?

00:45:56 It's got-

00:45:57 This dude is in chat right now.

00:45:58 Come on, man.

00:45:59 Unless you got arrested.

00:46:00 My bad.

00:46:01 Explain, please.

00:46:02 No.

00:46:02 And you even ask her if she's a cop.

00:46:08 You ask her if she's shy.

00:46:10 I think she's about to run over. 0.98

00:46:11 Are you shy?

00:46:14 See, I'm a little camera shy there.

00:46:15 Yeah, so what she's done so far.

00:46:16 Are you a runner?

00:46:17 Are you a track star?

00:46:17 Do you have anything to say for yourself other than I'm sorry?

00:46:23 I'm sorry.

00:46:24 I can't hear you.

00:46:25 I'm sorry.

00:46:26 One more time.

00:46:27 One more time.

00:46:27 I'm sorry.

00:46:28 Sorry.

00:46:28 For what?

00:46:29 But now-

00:46:31 What are you sorry for?

00:46:34 Look, now, Yolo, or whatever your name is, if a 14-year-old girl had been here, not us,

00:46:40 what would have happened?

00:46:42 I wouldn't have done it.

00:46:43 Oh, but walk me through the scenario.

00:46:45 What would have happened?

00:46:46 Please.

00:46:47 Step-by-step replay.

00:46:48 I would have, you know-

00:46:49 So you would have walked around the store with her a little bit?

00:46:52 Yeah, that's it.

00:46:53 Yeah, I would have done it.

00:46:53 Tell her not to talk to people twice her age?

00:46:56 Something like that.

00:46:57 You would have told her that?

00:46:58 Yeah.

00:46:58 Like, really?

00:46:59 What about the part about buying-

00:47:00 Now it makes sense why Gideon thought it was strange that, um, he did say it was strange,

00:47:05 but do you remember when he sent me up on the E-date and I said that I liked dating girls

00:47:09 that are 19?

00:47:10 He's like, well, that's a big age difference.

00:47:12 I can understand why he's saying that now because he's coming off of catching dudes.

00:47:16 He's coming off of catching predators.

00:47:19 But a five-year age difference, 24 to 19, I used to think like Gideon.

00:47:24 And when I, it's funny because when I was 22, 21, I thought that was weird.

00:47:28 I couldn't picture myself dating young.

00:47:30 I'm like, oh, I want a girl that's my own age.

00:47:31 Now I'm 24, about to be turning 25 soon.

00:47:34 And it's like, I absolutely, oh yeah, like five-year age difference, four-year age difference.

00:47:39 It's just, that's, that's the sweet spot.

00:47:41 I'm buying condoms.

00:47:42 Were you going to come in here and buy condoms?

00:47:44 No.

00:47:44 So, was that a joke then?

00:47:46 No, she, she made a great idea.

00:47:48 So when the deputies check your wallet, there's not any condoms in there?

00:47:51 No.

00:47:51 So you're going to raw dog it?

00:47:52 Like my shirt?

00:47:54 No.

00:47:54 Were you really just going to raw dog it?

00:47:55 No, I don't, I don't. 1.00

00:47:56 That's fucking disgusting. 1.00

00:47:57 Hey, Matt, look at him. 1.00

00:47:59 He's just, oh no, I don't, I don't, I don't raw dog. 0.94

00:48:01 When I, when I commit pedophilic acts, I use a condom. 0.98

00:48:04 I'm safe, I'm safe with my pedophilia in here. 0.74

00:48:07 We got a track star.

00:48:08 No, man, I'm not a track star.

00:48:09 Yo, all Walmart people, this man here is trying to meet a 14-year-old girl. 0.99

00:48:13 For sex. 0.99

00:48:15 We got a runner. 0.99

00:48:16 We got a runner. 0.94

00:48:19 I'm a full flat, nigga. 0.98

00:48:20 Those aren't quite the running shoes there, sir.

00:48:23 I'm a track star, too.

00:48:25 This man is here to meet a 14-year-old girl. 1.00

00:48:28 For sex. 1.00

00:48:29 She's a runner. 0.99

00:48:29 She's a track star.

00:48:31 That hasn't hit me.

00:48:32 You know, you hear there's a fan.

00:48:35 Imagine catching your favorite rumbler at this moment.

00:48:38 Come on.

00:48:39 What's up, bro?

00:48:40 And it's funny, yo, it's a kid, too.

00:48:42 If you get the kid.

00:48:42 I'm going to run here, yellow.

00:48:44 Imagine the kid comes up and then, like, he's like, yo, man, I'm busy.

00:48:47 And the pedophiles are like, wait a second.

00:48:49 Hold on, man. 0.82

00:48:51 Wait, hold on, man.

00:48:52 Hold on.

00:48:53 Wait, go back.

00:48:53 We got to get the plate number.

00:48:54 He said, go back.

00:48:55 Go back.

00:48:56 He said, get back.

00:48:58 Get back.

00:48:58 Here we go.

00:48:58 Get back to the plate.

00:49:00 Got it.

00:49:00 She's our runner. 0.98

00:49:01 She's our track star.

00:49:02 Here he is.

00:49:02 All in a good day's work.

00:49:10 I did it the whole time.

00:49:11 I told you he was a runner.

00:49:12 I thought he had it in him.

00:49:14 So, he said his name is Yolo.

00:49:18 And I think that's the last we're going to be seeing of our boy Yolo.

00:49:22 You know, shout outs to Drake.

00:49:23 Shout outs to Drizzy and all that.

00:49:26 He scared it off pretty fast.

00:49:27 We got that plate number, though.

00:49:28 And we have all the information we need to send to the police.

00:49:32 So, yeah, I think that's going to be a cut, boys and girls. 0.99

00:49:34 So, let's go get fucking drunk. 0.98

00:49:37 Wait, what? 0.99

00:49:39 They were just committing all these, doing the whole, they're doing Lord's work and then

00:49:43 they're going to get drunk?

00:49:43 Get on.

00:49:44 Chad, do they deserve it?

00:49:45 Yes or no?

00:49:47 Like the infamous.

00:49:48 I can understand it.

00:49:49 I can understand it. 0.98

00:49:50 Being around pedophiles all day, you got to turn your brain on. 0.91

00:49:52 This Marvel character, Thanos once said, dread it. 0.97

00:49:56 Run from it.

00:49:58 Destiny still arrives.

00:50:00 Rob, I think your destiny is behind a 4x4 cell.

00:50:07 Hope you guys enjoyed today's episode of EDP Watch.

00:50:11 I'm your host, Chris Handjob.

00:50:14 And until next time,

00:50:16 want a cupcake?

00:50:21 Shout out to Rumble.

00:50:22 This is great Rumble content.

00:50:23 We need more of this stuff.

00:50:24 This is exactly why I wanted GDL to come over here.

00:50:30 That's it.

00:50:31 This is your job?

00:50:32 This is your job?

00:50:33 Thank you.

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