SNEAKO - September 26, 2022


SNEAKO Reacts To Lofe Getting Spanked!


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

180.70232

Word Count

1,904

Sentence Count

259


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.040 Okay, you guys want to watch that Lowe video? Okay, we'll watch Lowe. We'll watch Lowe.
00:00:04.240 It's 5.30 in the morning right now. We're headed back to Miami. We just got to the airport.
00:00:09.100 I'm not a morning person. If you know me at all, you know I'm not a morning person, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
00:00:14.360 It's been too long since we've been in Miami, honestly. We're going back to visit all the boys.
00:00:18.800 I'm excited, man. Us in airports have kind of had a sketchy history in the past.
00:00:22.960 Lefty bought the wrong tickets. Flights get delayed. Dan got kicked off the airplane.
00:00:27.520 All I want to do is get on the...
00:00:29.440 Jack, do you think this shit is immature? Or is it just comedy?
00:00:35.420 Because it's really just acting like a dumb teenager running around being dickheads.
00:00:39.260 Like, it's funny, stuff like that. And yes, people are too mad about a camera, but is this shit immature?
00:00:43.980 Flight and get to Miami smoothly.
00:00:45.760 As we're about to board the flight, they literally just announced that they smelled something weird on the plane.
00:00:50.900 And now they have to switch planes. I swear we can never just have a normal flight.
00:00:55.340 It's just little shit, man. Like, I'm just grateful to even be on a flight and going to, like, see my friends and stuff and doing this for a living.
00:01:02.340 Like, this is always the dream.
00:01:05.200 Going to G21. Can you take me there?
00:01:07.880 How much?
00:01:09.200 $25.
00:01:11.240 Damn, man. I'm gonna call the cops on you for robbing people out here.
00:01:15.060 I'm free to be...
00:01:17.340 It's what these videos are. It's gonna be jokes, stuff like that in the beginning.
00:01:20.480 You're kind of calling it immature comedy, but, you know, the best comedies never mature.
00:01:24.720 It's not her immature.
00:01:25.820 I don't know what your metric of maturity is. Maybe one day I'll do a video on it.
00:01:29.060 But essentially, these videos are just gonna be, like, five minutes cracking jokes, fucking around with strangers, and then trying to trigger somebody and getting in trouble.
00:01:34.960 Be whatever I, whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if I want.
00:01:42.800 All right, we finally landed in Miami.
00:01:45.020 The crazy thing is, one year ago today was our first time down here.
00:01:49.260 We had 3,000 subscribers.
00:01:51.160 Basically, I needed a place to stay. I posted on Instagram.
00:01:53.920 Now I don't even care. Like, I just want to see him get trigger people.
00:01:56.600 I don't really care about his...
00:01:58.400 Let's just see him at Target. I don't want to hear you.
00:02:00.860 Oh, my God. Last year I had 3,000, and now I have four.
00:02:05.880 Because he was Ray Allen, but I didn't even know he was Ray Allen.
00:02:07.960 I'm just trying to do the prank normally.
00:02:12.040 Are you guys fucking serious? That's disgusting, bro.
00:02:14.800 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:02:16.500 Are you serious? That's disgusting, bro.
00:02:19.020 I hope he shows, like, a bubble thing that you're messing with me.
00:02:21.360 Yo, who liked the Salim interview yesterday?
00:02:23.520 I think they got this idea from him, like, vomiting and fucking with people in Walmart, stuff like this, too.
00:02:28.460 I mean, they all kind of do the same things, but...
00:02:30.920 Yeah, it's stupid and mature. You can't act like this shit isn't funny, you know?
00:02:37.180 Yeah, I appreciate you, man.
00:02:38.740 Just forget what I said. Even if you guys are fucking around, I shouldn't have said that.
00:02:42.120 Yeah, I appreciate you, man.
00:02:43.240 The duality of man.
00:02:44.720 Bro literally processed his thoughts out loud.
00:02:50.720 Oh.
00:02:54.920 Oh.
00:02:55.320 Is this Lego thing for sale down there?
00:03:03.240 That's Lego?
00:03:03.500 That's not my spray card.
00:03:05.400 That's not my...
00:03:06.100 Oh, my God.
00:03:08.900 Do you have any, like, Pepto-Bismol?
00:03:10.780 You're gonna go to the pharmacy.
00:03:12.040 Can you go grab it for me? I can't walk.
00:03:13.760 My pants are getting... they're getting heavy right now.
00:03:15.800 Oh, God.
00:03:17.900 Stop it.
00:03:19.040 Enough already.
00:03:19.900 Stop it.
00:03:20.300 It's obnoxious.
00:03:20.980 Why'd you spank me?
00:03:22.120 I didn't spank...
00:03:23.000 Is that harassment?
00:03:24.000 You can't do this to a girl.
00:03:26.700 Imagine if that was a dude...
00:03:29.600 To a...
00:03:30.800 To a...
00:03:31.400 What is he?
00:03:31.880 Like, a 17-year-old girl?
00:03:33.460 Oh.
00:03:34.460 Enough.
00:03:35.240 They're getting heavy right now.
00:03:36.600 Oh, God.
00:03:37.080 That's a song.
00:03:38.280 Oh, no!
00:03:40.400 That was a big hit.
00:03:41.780 She recoiled.
00:03:43.500 That's that librarian hit.
00:03:45.880 That's that kid acting bad in class hit.
00:03:49.000 That's SA.
00:03:50.740 That's SA.
00:03:52.380 All right?
00:03:52.760 It's funny, but if we're using the metrics that we use for women, this is SA.
00:03:59.620 I kind of want to...
00:04:00.320 I want to go back on my word a little bit.
00:04:02.000 A lot of the times, you know, Loaf's videos so far, from all we've reacted to, it's not
00:04:07.180 really him going out of his way to seek trouble.
00:04:10.100 It just seems to come upon him when he's fucking around in public.
00:04:13.260 And we're seeing a lot of the double standards between men and women watching his videos.
00:04:18.500 The fact that it's so easy to accuse men that any women can get away...
00:04:23.720 Women can just get away with anything.
00:04:25.260 I tried to call Loaf.
00:04:26.240 I tried to red pill him because Deion knows him, but he...
00:04:29.140 You know, he's doing his shit.
00:04:30.980 But eventually, I want to get him on here and tell him that this shit is fucking...
00:04:34.760 Like, a lot of your videos, it's funny, but it's exposing a lot of the truths about the
00:04:38.500 double standards when it comes to gender right now.
00:04:40.300 You cannot do this to a girl.
00:04:42.160 No guy feels comfortable doing this.
00:04:44.060 If we did this to a girl in public, we would go to jail.
00:04:46.980 Stop it.
00:04:48.180 Enough already.
00:04:48.920 Stop it.
00:04:49.320 It's obnoxious.
00:04:50.000 Why'd you spank me?
00:04:51.120 I didn't spank you.
00:04:52.060 And you see how other women don't even hold it accountable.
00:04:53.940 They just think that this is how men deserve to be treated.
00:04:56.100 You spanked my ass.
00:04:57.520 No, she didn't.
00:04:58.240 Who spanked me?
00:04:58.820 Oh, yes, she did.
00:05:01.400 She definitely did.
00:05:04.020 No, none of us did.
00:05:05.620 Oh, really?
00:05:06.280 Yeah.
00:05:07.080 Stop the cat.
00:05:07.740 Pats, wait.
00:05:08.720 He stopped after me.
00:05:09.380 I felt something slap my ass, though.
00:05:11.140 Was it a ghost?
00:05:12.260 Okay.
00:05:13.060 Oh, smack her back right now, bro.
00:05:14.640 That's only fair.
00:05:15.600 And you got it on camera right there.
00:05:17.320 You deserve to do it with the same recoil, right on that fucking bend it over,
00:05:21.540 picking up the flowers with a white picket fence ass, man.
00:05:24.760 That honey, I'm home ass.
00:05:26.320 That teacher bending over, helping the student to the left of your desk,
00:05:31.540 not realizing how much butt she's putting in your face, looking ass.
00:05:34.480 Bah!
00:05:35.500 Well, I can't fucking do it.
00:05:38.160 No, but did you spank me, though?
00:05:39.560 No.
00:05:39.940 Low-key, it, like, turned me on a little bit.
00:05:41.320 That's all I'm saying.
00:05:42.100 Like, I don't have, like, a problem with it.
00:05:44.520 I lost it when you came in.
00:05:46.600 Do you know that one lady that works?
00:05:48.020 And look at the courage of him to not give a fuck.
00:05:52.720 If that was a girl, you're screaming all the way to the cops.
00:05:55.620 And no accountability from women, man.
00:05:58.340 Both of them saw it.
00:05:59.160 She knows she did it.
00:06:00.080 The other woman saw her do it.
00:06:01.420 And they're both like, nope, didn't happen.
00:06:03.320 Just lying.
00:06:04.420 Women nowadays feel like they can lie and do whatever the fuck they want to men.
00:06:09.620 Women will never get in trouble for the same shit that we go to jail for.
00:06:13.460 It's funny.
00:06:14.280 They're in Target farting.
00:06:15.780 But he's been exposing a lot of the double standards.
00:06:18.100 Shout out to Lowe.
00:06:18.700 I don't have, like, a problem with it.
00:06:20.280 I love it.
00:06:20.740 I don't even think he's awake.
00:06:21.700 Chad, WL, do you think he's awake to this?
00:06:23.560 Look at the goofy guy, bro.
00:06:25.340 Everybody knew a kid in high school like this.
00:06:27.400 He doesn't give a fuck.
00:06:29.320 But eventually, the more this keeps happening, or if he goes to jail for this shit,
00:06:34.080 I think we got a red pill before it's too late.
00:06:38.040 I said when you came in.
00:06:39.660 Do you know that one lady that works here?
00:06:41.500 Yeah.
00:06:41.840 She spanked me.
00:06:42.780 Can I report her?
00:06:43.840 I don't know.
00:06:44.720 She spanked me, like, hard, too, on my right ass cheek.
00:06:47.520 I don't know.
00:06:47.860 On consensual and everything.
00:06:48.780 You probably shouldn't say anything, because if she knows I told you, she might spank you, too.
00:06:52.160 No, no, no, no.
00:06:52.960 She spanked me.
00:06:53.940 She did not touch you.
00:06:55.120 I was next to her.
00:06:56.420 Oh, my God, man.
00:07:00.620 Believe all women.
00:07:03.460 Believe all women.
00:07:04.660 She did not touch you.
00:07:05.620 She did not touch you.
00:07:07.280 She saw it.
00:07:09.860 I'm scared.
00:07:10.340 You got grown ass, like, not even a, even a 60 boomers are lying.
00:07:19.940 We're going to have to get out.
00:07:22.700 Okay.
00:07:23.160 Five seconds.
00:07:23.600 You guys, this closet has cops.
00:07:25.580 They will get here in five seconds.
00:07:26.440 She legitimately spanked me.
00:07:27.860 And, like, I'd have a problem with it if it didn't turn me on.
00:07:30.280 I don't care.
00:07:30.540 Anybody can easily go and do this shit in your guys' house.
00:07:33.100 Target's your house?
00:07:33.880 You said it like it's not one of the biggest corporations in the world.
00:07:36.580 I'm just playing, bro.
00:07:37.320 I'm just saying, like, she spanked me.
00:07:38.780 That was kind of weird.
00:07:39.640 And then the other girl was, like, lying about it.
00:07:41.640 It's always funny when they lie when they know we have it on video.
00:07:50.260 Sorry.
00:07:50.540 Thanks.
00:07:51.020 Oh, my God, you guys are terrible.
00:07:55.440 I'm so sorry.
00:07:56.020 We just have to call me.
00:07:56.680 Oh, God Almighty.
00:07:57.800 Oh, my bad.
00:07:59.060 I apologize.
00:08:00.200 It's okay, honey.
00:08:12.220 Chas, should I get low for my stream?
00:08:14.300 We could repel him right now.
00:08:15.420 I know he has a lot of these stories to talk about.
00:08:17.420 Are you a nurse?
00:08:18.340 Yes.
00:08:18.840 What is this?
00:08:19.340 Oh, God.
00:08:19.980 Oh, it's getting worse.
00:08:23.560 GI problems.
00:08:33.620 Whoa.
00:08:42.940 I'm so sorry.
00:08:44.180 I'm sure you are.
00:08:45.780 Is she going to spank him, too?
00:08:46.760 No.
00:08:50.380 Oh.
00:08:51.180 What the fuck, Chas?
00:08:53.400 I, what?
00:08:55.780 He just got body checked and targeted.
00:08:58.460 Oh, jeez.
00:09:00.180 Why?
00:09:00.560 I'm sorry.
00:09:01.220 I slipped.
00:09:01.840 Wait, what?
00:09:02.340 What the fuck?
00:09:05.500 What the fuck?
00:09:08.540 Mo, take the red pill.
00:09:10.420 What the fuck?
00:09:12.000 What the fuck?
00:09:14.000 What the fuck?
00:09:15.180 On camera.
00:09:18.600 Flip the genders, man.
00:09:20.720 You see the double standard?
00:09:22.440 Every single one of these videos has pointed it out.
00:09:24.920 Oh, my God.
00:09:27.980 Oh, my God.
00:09:28.500 Oh, jeez.
00:09:31.260 Why?
00:09:31.660 I'm sorry.
00:09:32.300 I slipped.
00:09:33.000 Wait, why'd you do that?
00:09:34.100 I slipped.
00:09:34.760 I have bowel problems.
00:09:36.000 Oh, so why?
00:09:37.040 She hit me doggy style, bro.
00:09:38.780 The sweet old...
00:09:39.440 He's just getting assaulted by old women.
00:09:42.020 Old ladies have been firing back on the pranksters.
00:09:44.900 So we're at this trampoline park.
00:09:46.940 Lefty's friend was supposed to be able to get us in
00:09:49.100 because it's, like, max capacity right now.
00:09:51.080 But apparently, like, they didn't know we were coming or something,
00:09:53.600 so we're stuck out here in the rain.
00:09:55.060 Oh, my God.
00:09:58.200 Oh, my God.
00:09:59.240 What's wrong?
00:10:00.740 What happened?
00:10:01.740 You don't know Luke?
00:10:03.060 Can you say hi, Donovan?
00:10:03.820 Hi, Donovan.
00:10:04.780 How are you?
00:10:05.640 You guys do YouTube or something?
00:10:06.660 There's no way.
00:10:07.980 Yes.
00:10:08.860 I don't know what they're talking about.
00:10:09.900 Hey, my...
00:10:10.900 Fell asleep in a freshman class.
00:10:13.060 Woke up on a tour bus.
00:10:15.220 Somehow, someway,
00:10:16.740 all my test questions passed.
00:10:18.580 All right, cool.
00:10:19.220 Enough of this.
00:10:20.180 I just want to see him get spanked
00:10:21.380 and doggy styled by boomers.
00:10:23.780 I don't want to see him take pictures.
00:10:25.040 She got Ryan Dawson.
00:10:25.780 Word.
00:10:31.200 That's it.
00:10:31.620 Is this your job?