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00:00:00.000 Let's go lighten the mood.

00:00:00.920 Sidemen Tinder, you've been begging me to watch this video. 0.86

00:00:03.220 Sidemen Tinder in real life. 0.88

00:00:05.440 USA edition.

00:00:06.420 Here.

00:00:06.820 It's finally here.

00:00:08.200 Tinder in real life form.

00:00:10.340 USA edition.

00:00:11.540 Be sure to subscribe and get us to 60 million subscribers because...

00:00:14.580 KSI just followed me on Twitter.

00:00:15.640 KSI, let me get on one of these.

00:00:16.700 This video is nuts.

00:00:18.740 Now, as a quick reminder, all comments made in this video are for entertainment purposes

00:00:23.560 only.

00:00:24.500 Don't take it too seriously.

00:00:25.660 Blah, blah, blah.

00:00:26.560 Aight, let me not waste your time.

00:00:28.840 Let's do this, baby.

00:00:30.000 We've come a long way to do this today.

00:00:32.140 Some of us from other countries, even other continents.

00:00:35.860 We fought in wars together.

00:00:37.960 Yeah, we have.

00:00:38.920 We fought in wars against each other.

00:00:41.400 But today, we are a team.

00:00:44.800 A team focused on one thing.

00:00:46.860 One, the domination of the opposing sex. 0.99

00:00:50.040 Yes. 1.00

00:00:50.780 What the hell? 0.93

00:00:51.900 Oh, my God. 0.94

00:00:54.240 My head nearly went up.

00:00:56.260 Why am I always first, bro?

00:00:57.680 You literally chose to go first.

00:00:59.060 Like, literally, this is the board.

00:01:00.280 This is him.

00:01:00.640 Why is it always me that's first? 0.99

00:01:03.020 Don't fuck it up. 1.00

00:01:04.080 Fuck! 1.00

00:01:04.860 Be easy for you. 1.00

00:01:06.300 Jeez.

00:01:06.680 Hi, guys.

00:01:09.080 I'm Elena Kapari, and I'm from Germany.

00:01:11.560 I'm KSI.

00:01:12.640 I'm 29.

00:01:13.660 And, uh...

00:01:16.500 Well, that's harassment. 0.98

00:01:18.200 Oh, no. 1.00

00:01:19.720 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:01:20.740 Okay. 1.00

00:01:21.280 He's in training camp.

00:01:22.960 Can't wait to see.

00:01:24.140 What about the pants? 1.00

00:01:25.280 Looks like you grew a little dick today. 1.00

00:01:26.920 Oh! 1.00

00:01:27.220 Oh! 0.60

00:01:29.040 What about the pants?

00:01:30.380 I mean, say yes, and you might get to see more.

00:01:33.800 You know what?

00:01:34.860 Good riz.

00:01:36.220 All right.

00:01:37.000 All right.

00:01:38.840 All right.

00:01:39.120 Chad, I'm going to say it one more time.

00:01:40.080 The internet wants you to think that you need to, like, always beg for her approval, and she'll

00:01:43.600 test you.

00:01:44.280 Every time she says something like that, it's a test. 1.00

00:01:47.000 So just be like, bitch, I'm the prize. 1.00

00:01:49.660 And then she'll like you. 1.00

00:01:50.880 Yeah.

00:01:52.360 All right.

00:01:52.720 And Logan Paul knows that, but watch the guys in this line.

00:01:59.840 They're going to try to, like, well, we could do this for you.

00:02:03.080 She's going to be disgusted.

00:02:04.080 Impressive.

00:02:05.500 Hi.

00:02:06.580 Hi.

00:02:07.060 I'm Logan.

00:02:08.060 I'm 27. 0.99

00:02:10.600 These other dudes ain't shit. 0.98

00:02:12.300 I promise I'm the sweetest. 0.99

00:02:14.260 I'll make you forget about my micropenis.

00:02:17.480 I don't think I can forget about that, but...

00:02:20.660 She's got micropenis.

00:02:21.980 Nuts.

00:02:22.720 I like the fit, though.

00:02:23.880 So, I'm like, okay.

00:02:25.920 Yeah?

00:02:26.680 Oh, wow.

00:02:27.780 How did that work?

00:02:29.380 I mean, it's Logan Paul.

00:02:30.260 He doesn't really...

00:02:31.140 He's too famous to even have to have riz.

00:02:33.620 What?

00:02:34.260 Must be nice to be Logan.

00:02:35.360 I'd say, even with a micropenis. 0.99

00:02:37.100 I couldn't hear a fucking thing you said apart from the fact you got micropenis. 0.99

00:02:40.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:02:40.720 I'd say it when we brought it matter.

00:02:41.800 You said you have a micropenis?

00:02:42.840 No.

00:02:43.920 Yeah, he said, like, these guys, like, you said yes to a micropenis?

00:02:47.560 Hi, I'm Toby.

00:02:48.720 I'm 29, and I've got good news and bad news.

00:02:51.260 The bad news is Bella Porch was meant to be here, but she pulled out last minute. 0.82

00:02:55.320 The good news is my pullout game's stronger.

00:02:57.920 Uh, predictable.

00:02:59.400 Oh! 0.60

00:03:00.520 That wasn't good.

00:03:01.280 Don't ooh that.

00:03:02.320 But you're thinking about Bella Porch, not about me.

00:03:04.360 No, no, no, forget her.

00:03:05.620 We don't care for her.

00:03:06.400 We don't care for her. 1.00

00:03:07.080 These other holes got me fucked up. 1.00

00:03:11.740 Yeah, it's okay. 1.00

00:03:12.220 They got me fucked up. 0.98

00:03:13.600 Hello, I'm Harry. 0.99

00:03:14.680 I'm 25.

00:03:15.560 Were you involved in the theft and subsequent human trafficking of the world famous actor

00:03:20.960 and comedian, Kevin?

00:03:22.400 Because you sure stole my heart.

00:03:23.840 Get him out of here.

00:03:28.800 Oh my god.

00:03:30.720 What are you talking about?

00:03:32.080 Oh my god.

00:03:32.700 I'm confused.

00:03:33.500 Maybe it's a British accent.

00:03:34.880 Okay.

00:03:35.180 But I don't know.

00:03:36.080 Okay.

00:03:40.020 You remember that guy from back in the day that FIFA, like, he was just yelling about FIFA?

00:03:43.640 Oh my god, FIFA!

00:03:45.880 Try not to.

00:03:47.360 Hey.

00:03:47.940 I got a FIFA pack!

00:03:49.520 I'm Vic, I'm 26, and I recently got engaged, so do what you want with that information.

00:03:54.620 All right, me too.

00:03:55.820 Here.

00:03:56.620 Oh, nice.

00:03:57.100 Hey! 0.99

00:03:58.520 Let's call you Swingin' Season!

00:04:01.520 Swingin' Season!

00:04:02.240 Swingin' Season!

00:04:03.160 Swingin' Season!

00:04:04.240 Hi, I'm Simon, I'm 29, and are you free tonight?

00:04:07.140 What do you cost?

00:04:08.540 W, you got it.

00:04:10.760 I cost way too much, so...

00:04:12.960 Oh, yeah!

00:04:14.300 He got that YouTube money, though! 1.00

00:04:15.780 Damn, she's bigger than celebs, man. 1.00

00:04:17.320 She still costs. 1.00

00:04:18.140 That's right, saving money, every day.

00:04:20.720 Hi, I'm Josh, I'm 29, roses are red, lemons are sour.

00:04:24.400 Spread your legs, give me an hour. 1.00

00:04:26.180 Huh?

00:04:26.720 Huh? 0.86

00:04:27.300 This is disgusting. 0.92

00:04:29.420 That's disgusting! 0.99

00:04:31.640 Disgusting? 0.99

00:04:32.420 I don't give you an hour, not a minute, so... 0.96

00:04:34.480 I'm fine.

00:04:35.080 I'm getting wrecked.

00:04:37.000 They're British.

00:04:37.880 My name's Ethan, I'm 27, and you're part German, right?

00:04:40.960 Right. 0.99

00:04:41.300 Because this British dick about to win this war. 1.00

00:04:43.920 Same time! 1.00

00:04:45.420 Yo! 1.00

00:04:46.000 Yo! 1.00

00:04:46.300 Yo! 1.00

00:04:46.560 Yo! 1.00

00:04:46.820 Yo! 1.00

00:04:46.880 Yo! 1.00

00:04:46.920 Yo! 1.00

00:04:47.340 She's gonna say yes because of the reaction of the other people.

00:04:49.680 Oh, it's done!

00:04:50.460 Yes!

00:04:51.600 Yes, bro!

00:04:53.600 I want to find out about that.

00:04:55.760 Yeah?

00:04:56.140 Yeah.

00:04:56.600 Okay.

00:04:57.440 Yeah!

00:04:58.600 Dang, bro!

00:04:59.440 Come on, the British! 1.00

00:05:01.960 Social approval in the rest of the room, because everybody else is like, ah, I'm out!

00:05:05.700 You don't want to kill the whole vibe, you need to keep the vibe on your side.

00:05:08.720 Hi.

00:05:08.820 Uh, I'm George, nice to meet you, I'm 29, I hope you like candy, and if you do, come taste

00:05:18.640 the rainbow.

00:05:19.200 Uh-oh.

00:05:20.200 Oh.

00:05:21.200 Oh.

00:05:22.200 She laughed, yeah, he got it, he got it.

00:05:23.200 Goofy worked.

00:05:24.200 Oh, why?

00:05:25.200 Yo, where did he get that from?

00:05:26.200 Goofy worked.

00:05:27.200 You're so cute, but you already forgot my name two minutes. 1.00

00:05:30.080 Oh, shit, damn, what? 1.00

00:05:32.080 This bitch is picky. 1.00

00:05:33.080 To go, and I remember that, so... 1.00

00:05:36.080 I still don't fucking remember you. 1.00

00:05:39.080 Stupid! 1.00

00:05:42.080 Skittles in the pants for nothing, but they're still falling out. 1.00

00:05:45.080 Hey, what's up?

00:05:46.080 My name is Mike, 37.

00:05:50.080 Just want to say,

00:05:55.080 W, W, the language always works, bro, that's why you gotta know a word in every single language.

00:05:59.080 For these international hoes, bro. 1.00

00:06:00.080 What's up?

00:06:01.080 Yes!

00:06:02.080 Yes!

00:06:03.080 Yes!

00:06:04.080 Yes! 0.99

00:06:05.080 Damn, all the clouded ones got in. 0.99

00:06:06.080 I don't want you then. 0.99

00:06:07.080 I mean, they're all clouded.

00:06:08.080 I don't want it, man.

00:06:09.080 I didn't know you knew German.

00:06:10.080 Just a little bit.

00:06:11.080 Just a little bit.

00:06:12.080 Now, it's the part where you tell us why you said no to each guy, so you can start in

00:06:25.080 any order.

00:06:26.080 Actually, I already forgot what they said. 0.99

00:06:29.080 Oh, now you're okay about forgetting shit. 0.99

00:06:32.080 I'm gonna go fucking over there. 0.99

00:06:34.080 I can't! 1.00

00:06:35.080 You can't!

00:06:36.080 I was just, like, bothered because of the two minutes before.

00:06:39.080 Nah, it's okay, Ashley.

00:06:40.080 It's fine.

00:06:43.080 I forgot the pick-up line.

00:06:46.080 Not memorable.

00:06:47.080 His was disgusting. 0.66

00:06:48.080 Oh, yeah, disgusting, right? 0.96

00:06:49.080 Yeah. 0.61

00:06:50.080 I was, like, expecting something more romantic.

00:06:52.080 Like, I don't know.

00:06:53.080 If you were fine, I would hold my cheek so tight to never let you go.

00:06:56.080 Aww.

00:06:57.080 Something like that would get my heart, you know?

00:06:58.080 She came with Bart.

00:06:59.080 Just for next time.

00:07:00.080 He's right now now.

00:07:01.080 Hey, right now.

00:07:02.080 Yeah, you, I don't understand British English, so I'm sorry.

00:07:05.080 I'm trying my best.

00:07:06.080 I'm trying my best.

00:07:07.080 You were doomed from the start.

00:07:08.080 Harry had a whole speech.

00:07:10.080 And you're actually cute, but I also forgot the pick-up line.

00:07:13.080 I'm sorry.

00:07:14.080 That's a dump.

00:07:15.080 That's a dump. 0.74

00:07:16.080 That's a dump. 0.74

00:07:17.080 That's a dump. 0.78

00:07:18.080 I'll take it.

00:07:22.080 Chat, you see, you're starting to understand why I don't usually react to these types of videos.

00:07:26.080 Like, just, like, it's just, like, it's goofy, it's fun once in a while, but this is not, like, what am I gonna add?

00:07:32.080 Oh, George.

00:07:33.080 I didn't know the hips did that. 1.00

00:07:34.080 Ooh.

00:07:35.080 Ooh.

00:07:36.080 Ooh.

00:07:37.080 Ooh.

00:07:38.080 You're getting me bricked up in the back of the queue. 1.00

00:07:39.080 Fuck. 1.00

00:07:40.080 Okay, yeah. 1.00

00:07:41.080 Just, just, oh my lord.

00:07:42.080 Bumbaka! 0.68

00:07:43.080 Best now.

00:07:44.080 Hi, I'm Sky Bree.

00:07:46.080 I'm 23 years old, and I'm from Pennsylvania.

00:07:49.080 Hi, I'm Josh.

00:07:50.080 She's a football NFL cheerleader.

00:07:53.080 I'm 29.

00:07:54.080 I'm in my prime.

00:07:56.080 But I'd rather be in you.

00:07:57.080 Oh, wow.

00:07:58.080 Yes, I like prime.

00:07:59.080 Hey! 0.99

00:08:00.080 It's the drink, man.

00:08:02.080 It's not you.

00:08:03.080 I'm Simon, I'm 29, and are you a minion? 1.00

00:08:06.080 Because my penis just grew. 1.00

00:08:07.080 Ugh. 1.00

00:08:08.080 Get out of here.

00:08:09.080 I'd like to see it.

00:08:11.080 Wow.

00:08:12.080 What?

00:08:13.080 That works?

00:08:14.080 And he's yeses.

00:08:15.080 Hi, I'm George.

00:08:16.080 I'm 29.

00:08:17.080 And you kind of remind me of a Pokemon, because I just want a Pikachu.

00:08:23.080 All right, she's just in, she's happy to be on camera.

00:08:27.080 Oh! 0.60

00:08:28.080 Oh! 0.60

00:08:29.080 I like that one.

00:08:30.080 Okay.

00:08:31.080 All right.

00:08:32.080 She's in a good mood, man.

00:08:33.080 She wants everything.

00:08:34.080 We got no hair.

00:08:35.080 It's just gonna rock, man.

00:08:36.080 Hi, Sky.

00:08:37.080 I'm Logan.

00:08:38.080 Hi.

00:08:39.080 I'm 27.

00:08:40.080 And if I remember correctly, I think you hooked up with my brother.

00:08:43.080 I did.

00:08:44.080 You're the cuter one, though.

00:08:45.080 Why are you ratting on every, like, you just snitching on your brother on camera?

00:08:49.080 Oh! 0.60

00:08:50.080 Do you want to hook up with the other? 0.77

00:08:51.080 Let's do, yeah.

00:08:52.080 Yeah!

00:08:53.080 Hello, Mike!

00:08:54.080 Oh, no pressure.

00:08:57.080 Oh, no.

00:08:58.080 No pressure.

00:08:59.080 No pressure.

00:09:00.080 What's up?

00:09:01.080 My name's Mike.

00:09:02.080 I'm 37.

00:09:03.080 I gave up drugs a long time ago, so I don't have any lines on me.

00:09:05.080 But what's good? 0.99

00:09:06.080 You wanna see my tits? 1.00

00:09:07.080 Yeah, absolutely. 1.00

00:09:08.080 Fan-fucking-tastic! 0.97

00:09:10.080 Fantastic! 0.98

00:09:12.080 Fantastic!

00:09:13.080 What the...

00:09:14.080 Yo, bro, what's her Instagram chat?

00:09:17.080 Yes.

00:09:18.080 Yes.

00:09:19.080 Oh, God, dude.

00:09:22.080 Bro, I didn't even...

00:09:23.080 I'm not like porn! 0.98

00:09:24.080 These girls are just, like, just getting naked for a side... just for a YouTube video? 1.00

00:09:29.080 See, bro, I didn't even see! 0.99

00:09:31.080 Oh, she's a prawn. 1.00

00:09:32.080 Okay, okay, alright.

00:09:33.080 I didn't even see!

00:09:34.080 Why?!

00:09:35.080 It's OF promo.

00:09:36.080 Yeah, see, chat, you can't accurately rate the riz or anything.

00:09:40.080 It's...

00:09:41.080 At the end of the day, it's all clout.

00:09:42.080 Same thing with the e-date.

00:09:43.080 It's like, alright, there's a little bit of riz you gotta put on, but...

00:09:47.080 At the end of the day, it's all promo.

00:09:50.080 I have to go to church today! 0.99

00:09:52.080 You wanna see my tits? 1.00

00:09:53.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:54.080 Coffee.

00:09:55.080 Coffee hot.

00:09:56.080 Coffee hot.

00:09:57.080 Oh, my God.

00:09:58.080 Coffee hot.

00:09:59.080 Oh, my God!

00:10:00.080 Oh, my God!

00:10:01.080 Oh, my God!

00:10:02.080 Oh. 1.00

00:10:03.080 The tits! 1.00

00:10:04.080 Oh, my God! 1.00

00:10:05.080 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:10:06.080 I'm still amazed at the tits. 1.00

00:10:07.080 I can't lie, bro. 0.97

00:10:08.080 Oh, that's still running through my head.

00:10:09.080 I can't lie, bro. 0.99

00:10:10.080 I'm amazed at the tits. 1.00

00:10:11.080 Repeatedly. 0.99

00:10:12.080 I can't lie, bro. 0.99

00:10:13.600 I'm amazed at the tits. 1.00

00:10:15.380 Repeat with me. 0.97

00:10:16.240 I didn't know.

00:10:18.640 Oh, my God.

00:10:19.400 Yeah, she was.

00:10:20.120 What? 1.00

00:10:21.640 Wait, what the fuck? 1.00

00:10:23.320 What a church day. 1.00

00:10:25.660 Oh, man.

00:10:26.400 He didn't do it.

00:10:27.360 Me.

00:10:28.640 You know, I'm shooting something, and he jumps right in front of you.

00:10:31.260 He goes, yeah, anyway.

00:10:32.180 And they're like, all right, we're done with our part.

00:10:33.600 All right, so this is meant for, like, a 13, 14-year-old audience

00:10:36.520 where they're all going to go pay for the subscription service and everything.

00:10:39.000 It's smart.

00:10:39.840 You're capitalizing on the limps.

00:10:41.160 But it's not good for a lot of these kids, bro.

00:10:44.520 Like, this stuff is not good for them.

00:10:46.840 Did it just get hot in here?

00:10:48.440 Yeah, one of you gets a no-no, bro.

00:10:50.340 Up to you, Vic.

00:10:53.240 Hey, I'm Vic.

00:10:54.240 I'm 26.

00:10:55.080 And as you can see, I hurt my knee.

00:10:57.460 It's because I fell for you.

00:10:59.100 Oh, no.

00:11:00.800 That wasn't bad, but the reaction was, yeah, you're out of here.

00:11:04.300 It's over you.

00:11:05.920 Oh! 0.60

00:11:06.320 My knee!

00:11:06.840 My knee!

00:11:07.820 That's Steezy's joke, man.

00:11:09.260 Why are you stealing Steezy's line?

00:11:10.560 My knee! 1.00

00:11:11.160 It's actually fucking her! 1.00

00:11:12.740 Out! 1.00

00:11:13.660 Hello, I'm Harry.

00:11:14.800 I'm 25.

00:11:16.000 Are you a block of Dutch cheese?

00:11:18.060 Because you're looking gouda.

00:11:20.760 Too cheesy, bro.

00:11:21.920 Too cheesy, too cheesy.

00:11:23.860 We keep it cheesy.

00:11:25.060 We keep it cheesy.

00:11:25.800 All right, yo, I'm KSI.

00:11:27.900 I'm 29. 1.00

00:11:29.100 And let me tell you a joke about my penis. 1.00

00:11:31.380 Okay. 0.99

00:11:32.000 Actually, it's a bit too long.

00:11:36.100 Boom, Baka! 0.99

00:11:37.000 You're KSI, so yeah.

00:11:39.020 See what I'm saying?

00:11:40.160 Like, he just, he took a big L.

00:11:42.520 But at that point, Chad, I think that's, like, the benefit of clout.

00:11:45.960 I want to get to that level where I could just, like, flop and take L's and just, well, you know what?

00:11:50.120 You're Sudeiko.

00:11:51.160 Come on over.

00:11:52.080 I don't even care.

00:11:53.200 I want some Instagram followers.

00:11:56.300 Godless country.

00:11:57.180 I'm not like, man!

00:11:59.220 I'm sick, brother.

00:12:00.540 Some of us work for this.

00:12:02.960 Hi, I'm Tobi.

00:12:04.080 I'm 29.

00:12:05.200 Happy belated Independence Day.

00:12:07.000 But how would you like to be the reason the British come again? 1.00

00:12:09.740 Wow.

00:12:10.840 He said that with good confidence.

00:12:13.320 She's going to, that's a swipe, right?

00:12:16.420 What?

00:12:17.480 What? 0.99

00:12:18.100 Damn, I'm done, man. 1.00

00:12:19.180 I'm off it today. 1.00

00:12:19.800 That was a good line.

00:12:21.060 That was a good line.

00:12:23.140 Thank you.

00:12:23.760 Thank you. 0.97

00:12:25.020 She's just racist. 1.00

00:12:25.860 My name's Ethan. 0.97

00:12:27.620 I'm 27.

00:12:28.460 And do you like Harry Potter?

00:12:29.500 I love Harry Potter.

00:12:30.380 Because I've got a 12-inch unbending wand for you to play with.

00:12:33.140 Yes, definitely.

00:12:34.280 Well, that's cap.

00:12:35.720 That's cap.

00:12:37.260 Why are you lying?

00:12:39.480 Why are you lying?

00:12:40.520 Seeing a theme over there.

00:12:41.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:44.600 Mostly they're all short.

00:12:46.140 Oh, okay, okay.

00:12:47.240 You said it.

00:12:47.560 All right.

00:12:48.580 Chad, you were begging me to watch this video yesterday, and I'm a little bit like... 0.98

00:12:52.500 I fucking made it! 0.97

00:12:55.860 It's too... 1.00

00:12:58.280 It's a little bit too, like, 13-year-old for me.

00:13:01.520 All these kids are...

00:13:02.820 I don't watch these videos.

00:13:08.700 I promise I'm as tall as these guys.

00:13:11.420 And they look like they could run a good train on me.

00:13:14.500 Oh, yeah.

00:13:15.260 Oh, my...

00:13:16.200 Oh, my God!

00:13:18.180 Welcome to L.A., boys!

00:13:21.760 Welcome to L.A., boys!

00:13:23.140 This is why I can't live here.

00:13:24.260 I can't live here, bro.

00:13:24.880 Why do you think I bought a house here? 0.99

00:13:28.000 L.A.'s disgusting. 0.87

00:13:29.340 Let me just skip to that end.

00:13:30.980 Like, has anything happened at the end?

00:13:31.980 I'd like to introduce to my pipe.

00:13:37.540 What's up?

00:13:38.040 My name is Mike.

00:13:38.660 I'm 37. 0.99

00:13:40.700 Fucking boxed that so bad. 0.99

00:13:42.540 All right, cool. 0.99

00:13:43.180 Chad, this is fine.

00:13:45.500 And it's cool.

00:13:46.060 Like, KSI is cool.

00:13:46.980 All these guys are cool, whatever.

00:13:48.280 But I just... 0.98

00:13:48.660 Like, this is not the shit that I want to react to. 0.99

00:13:50.720 Stop begging me to watch these videos. 0.99

00:13:52.260 It's like... 1.00

00:13:52.640 This is just fucking... 1.00

00:13:53.980 This is a whole lot of... 1.00

00:13:54.820 And this is a God stream.

00:13:57.340 We don't...

00:13:57.780 This is...

00:13:58.560 A lot of degeneracy, bro.

00:14:01.200 But, you know, this gets on trending page.

00:14:03.560 This gets 48 on trending.

00:14:04.860 And this is why I think that there's an agenda going on on social media.

00:14:07.780 I think they want to make men weaker.

00:14:09.760 They want to...

00:14:10.320 They're promoting this idea of what women are like. 1.00

00:14:12.920 And a lot of these 13-year-old boys watch this, 0.58

00:14:14.840 and they have a standard of women that are, like, at a porn star level. 1.00

00:14:18.740 And nothing excites them because, like, they see this,

00:14:21.180 and they think it's normal.

00:14:22.080 But this is not what girls are like. 1.00

00:14:23.400 And also, this is not what guys are like.

00:14:25.800 These are, like, the most clouded guys in the world, some of them.

00:14:28.400 So, I think it's promoting something bad.

00:14:31.060 It's got 18 million views pretty quickly.

00:14:33.820 It's on...

00:14:34.220 This is what gets on the trending page.

00:14:35.920 But my videos get shadow banned.

00:14:38.300 My videos get demonetized.

00:14:39.520 And I've never been on...

00:14:40.420 I have never been on trending.

00:14:42.000 How crazy is that?

00:14:43.100 A million subs on my main channel.

00:14:44.620 Been on YouTube for nine years.

00:14:46.220 Every single YouTuber I know has been on trending but me.

00:14:48.680 Every single one.

00:14:49.740 So, they don't...

00:14:50.320 There's something that they don't want to promote.

00:14:51.700 There's something that they don't want to talk about. 0.99

00:14:53.400 And I think that they want to promote stuff like this to kind of keep you dumber. 0.95

00:14:56.880 Like, there's nothing that you learn from this. 0.92

00:14:58.720 There's absolutely no positive information that comes from this.

00:15:01.780 It's just mindless entertainment.

00:15:03.920 Which is good.

00:15:04.920 You know, it's entertaining.

00:15:06.220 It's funny.

00:15:06.920 But there's no benefit.

00:15:08.800 You don't get anything out of this besides, like...

00:15:10.740 I'm sorry.

00:15:16.060 I'm sorry. 0.94

00:15:17.060 But all you dummies in the chat, like... 1.00

00:15:18.580 You're dumb. 1.00

00:15:21.380 Like, why do you... 1.00

00:15:22.220 Why do you want me to watch this?

00:15:23.840 You watch it. 0.99

00:15:24.920 Go beat off to these people. 1.00

00:15:26.400 Go subscribe to whatever the fuck. 1.00

00:15:28.060 I don't want to watch this. 1.00

00:15:29.220 This is dumb. 0.99

00:15:30.320 It's good. 0.99

00:15:30.780 It's funny.

00:15:31.560 I'm not trying to belittle it.

00:15:32.840 Bro, now KSI is probably going to see this too. 1.00

00:15:34.440 But no, KSI, you know that this shit is... 0.99

00:15:36.360 This is not, like... 1.00

00:15:37.740 Elevate...

00:15:38.480 This is not...

00:15:39.100 I'm not like...

00:15:39.800 This is not good for people.

00:15:41.980 It's entertaining.

00:15:43.080 But you don't learn anything from this.

00:15:45.600 There's nothing forward about this. 0.99

00:15:47.300 This makes the viewer dumber. 0.98

00:15:49.540 You understand that, right? 0.99

00:15:51.940 That's all I want to say.

00:15:53.820 You're really pretty.

00:15:54.660 So the more you guys, like, tell me to react to this...

00:15:57.160 Like, don't ever tell me to react to these videos anymore.

00:16:00.600 Because I'm anti that.

00:16:02.160 I want people to, like, watch my stream and grow a little bit.

00:16:04.860 Because they don't promote that on YouTube anymore.

00:16:06.800 When I went on the Aiden Ross e-date, the same thing with that they promote.

00:16:10.000 Promote limp behavior.

00:16:11.840 The girl, like... 1.00

00:16:12.620 It was a fucking e-thought. 1.00

00:16:14.040 She's sitting in a hot tub with fake tits. 1.00

00:16:16.080 And she picked the fattest guy who bought her hot tub water to win the e-date. 1.00

00:16:19.640 So that all the guys watching her chat...

00:16:21.880 All the guys in the chat...

00:16:22.620 I love you.

00:16:23.180 I love you.

00:16:23.680 They're like...

00:16:24.280 Yay, the fat dude who bought the tub water one.

00:16:26.800 Maybe if I buy the hot tub water...

00:16:28.800 I can get it hugged too.

00:16:31.140 I'm so sad. 0.68

00:16:33.840 It's disgusting.

00:16:35.200 It's really disgusting.

00:16:36.040 I love you, man! 0.92

00:16:37.600 They are encouraging men to become weaker.

00:16:39.880 And they're encouraging women to become stronger.

00:16:42.000 And they're also encouraging a bunch of thought behavior like these.

00:16:44.720 All these thoughts right here.

00:16:46.260 That's Mia Malkova.

00:16:47.700 Okay, now you can go with that.

00:16:49.800 I was supposed to go on an e-date with Mia Malkova.

00:16:53.300 It might happen next week. 0.68

00:16:54.280 I also keep going on the Aiden Ross e-dates and shit like that. 0.59

00:16:57.320 But, yeah, you're right, Raul. 0.93

00:16:58.460 We don't promote limp culture. 1.00

00:17:00.140 I'm completely anti-this, man.

00:17:02.600 I'm sick of that. 1.00

00:17:03.720 So, stop being a brain-dead. 0.99

00:17:05.420 What's up, man? 1.00

00:17:06.700 You watch it and get the fuck out of my stream. 0.99

00:17:09.840 I don't want to deal with that, bro. 0.98

00:17:11.880 I'm not trying to belittle this content. 0.99

00:17:14.000 But it is dumb. 1.00

00:17:15.680 They know it's dumb. 1.00

00:17:16.660 Every guy here knows their target demographic. 0.93

00:17:19.080 There's a reason it gets 18 million views.

00:17:21.140 Because the demographic on YouTube is little kids.

00:17:23.880 And I don't think it's good for little kids to be watching, like,

00:17:27.780 just to have prawn stars thrown in their face.

00:17:31.320 It's not good for them.

00:17:32.320 It's not bad.

00:17:35.720 What's up?

00:17:46.120 It's not bad.

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