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00:00:00.000 coming up on tomorrow coming up on tomorrow's teachings you can tell me you see any kool-aid

00:00:13.420 around here karen the mexican hunter get him get him good boy boy

00:00:25.560 hey step bro you know where mom's at step bro no she's probably uh off on some bro nobody ever says

00:00:35.020 step bro in real life again jillan you've been in your room all day i've had a lot of youtube premium 0.98

00:00:41.660 yeah bro they banned me why am i getting money and it's very also black stepbrother is very porn 0.86

00:00:48.020 to get it done is it saturday why don't you get out and go hang out with your friends

00:00:52.220 we just moved here and i have no friends to work yet i wish i could hang out with my friends back at

00:01:01.900 home look i i know it's hard but you gotta make new friends you gotta at least try all right 0.97

00:01:07.940 yes do they fuck in this or no like this seems like they're about to go do something in the 0.98

00:01:15.640 laundry room but uh also they're like we're calling each other step around step just like 0.99

00:01:22.020 they're not 25 yeah no i mean i'm working on this really cool project about crucible and i think

00:01:28.060 which is for actually the thing uh i was on a gas station what's your guys favorite snack of gas

00:01:33.480 stations i'm a three months to tears girl no that's pretty good like a twigs bar is usually my go to

00:01:39.100 gas stations i was coming back from arizona and i put in this weird looking gas station you won't

00:01:52.740 even believe who i saw what is this speaking of gas station oh man who'd you see karen the mexican

00:01:59.580 hunter no way wait what did you see karen the mexican hunter i swear to god hey chad hope you don't mind i'm

00:02:07.820 reminding some people over and they better be all girls that's my boy what is this

00:02:13.660 that's my boy womanizing ha ha sick dude bro bro okay who's karen what's the gas station i just feel

00:02:25.720 like i missed so many plot points in five seconds come through okay so it's not all chicks it's 1.00

00:02:34.340 so you're gonna go to the party yep i'm gonna go to this little party l drip bro what the fuck is that bro 0.99

00:02:45.220 this is like a target mannequin out there you go make some friends you're killing the vibe step sis 0.99

00:02:55.880 who did a did ai aliens write this dialogue what i'm just i'm excited for you it's a new town and

00:03:09.960 new life it's a fresh start jalen true true hey where's your inhaler oh it's uh here is it full

00:03:19.840 it's about half how did she not see that it's right on the desk

00:03:24.720 i'll go refill it right now it's okay i i don't want to be late and why is she laying in a maid bed 1.00

00:03:31.060 like everything in here looks so fake wait wait she would be under the covers why is she in his room 0.79

00:03:37.060 laying it's okay i don't want to be late and half should be able to get me to tomorrow

00:03:42.540 okay don't forget it i won't thank you love you love you too

00:03:48.460 they said love you like they were leaving the room who says love you mid convo

00:03:59.340 and then continues the convo okay

00:04:03.080 what is this bag he's holding 1.00

00:04:10.080 what the fuck's a nigger doing in my house 1.00

00:04:14.160 i'm locked in 1.00

00:04:25.200 here goes nothing i guess

00:04:29.540 man who invited you dog uh oh uh kelsey posted about a pool party and this is the address

00:04:37.540 bro this is a party not a cookout what you see any kool-aid around here you see any fried chicken

00:04:43.920 get the out of my he's making a good point you know i don't see any fried chicken or kool-aid

00:04:51.080 it's it's it's accurate opposite i wouldn't call him racist yet 0.99

00:04:58.340 house man take a monkey ass back to the ghetto okay that was a little bit race but 0.99

00:05:02.840 okay wow okay so y'all think y'all tough huh 0.99

00:05:07.220 yeah i don't think i'm tough

00:05:09.220 i think i'm tough bro i think i'm tough

00:05:11.220 i can have a good time

00:05:14.460 who talks like this

00:05:17.220 why like he's on their property

00:05:21.220 they clearly don't want him to be there

00:05:22.960 he's wearing crocs and yellow shorts

00:05:24.780 have you ever seen this happen

00:05:27.080 have you ever

00:05:29.160 chad leave him alone

00:05:32.660 jeez

00:05:33.460 chad

00:05:34.080 come on

00:05:36.160 oh man bro bro bro bro

00:05:39.160 feminism

00:05:41.160 why are they talking like this 0.50

00:05:49.540 bro okay did porn ruin language or is like i can't hear step bro daddy's that like it's just

00:06:00.620 there's no chance that at his age he's using that word 0.99

00:06:03.320 what the fuck daddy who invited him 0.99

00:06:07.480 everything is so unnatural bro 1.00

00:06:10.180 look at you guys l race mixing 1.00

00:06:11.700 i'm race mixed you fucking 1.00

00:06:13.700 bro okay i'm getting pissed 1.00

00:06:16.240 hold on let me get my food let me get my food

00:06:17.940 wait a second

00:06:19.940 let's go 1.00

00:06:45.160 ah fuck 1.00

00:06:48.740 fuck 1.00

00:06:49.820 god 1.00

00:06:50.420 damn it i spilled 0.99

00:06:51.700 that's what i get for drinking your roommate like a liberal bro 1.00

00:06:55.960 i spilled this shit everywhere 1.00

00:06:57.560 god 0.99

00:06:58.120 in the chat

00:07:00.360 ah

00:07:10.060 i just had the spanish maid come too bro 1.00

00:07:24.600 okay

00:07:25.180 alright

00:07:25.640 the show goes on

00:07:28.100 the show goes on

00:07:30.180 okay

00:07:43.520 okay okay okay

00:07:44.480 we're doing live

00:07:46.560 i'm not going anywhere

00:07:49.000 again

00:07:52.840 okay this show's good i actually want to lock it

00:08:00.160 okay okay 0.99

00:08:00.660 you don't let a fucking spook into our house 1.00

00:08:05.780 you don't let him disrespect you like that 1.00

00:08:07.720 spook

00:08:08.520 also

00:08:09.620 the dad is not holding any frame of the house bro like that 0.98

00:08:12.760 how are you going to let your daughter let a black guy in a bikini 1.00

00:08:15.100 okay 0.99

00:08:15.580 daddy

00:08:16.060 daddy who invited him

00:08:17.640 want a drink

00:08:18.640 uh

00:08:19.000 i'm all right

00:08:19.880 thanks though

00:08:20.580 yeah

00:08:21.260 um

00:08:21.960 sorry about that

00:08:23.660 chad and his dad can be total d-bags

00:08:26.200 uh

00:08:26.720 it's all right

00:08:27.440 chad and his dad

00:08:29.340 wait

00:08:31.060 what is this relationship

00:08:32.740 you're new right

00:08:34.080 i think i've seen you around school a couple times

00:08:36.120 yeah

00:08:36.460 uh

00:08:36.900 i am

00:08:37.300 where are you from

00:08:38.960 va

00:08:39.480 atlano

00:08:40.800 what about you

00:08:41.700 i'm from here

00:08:42.540 va

00:08:44.920 atlano

00:08:46.580 born and raised

00:08:50.380 oh

00:08:50.720 the p

00:08:51.500 paris

00:08:52.840 i'd assumed as much

00:08:54.080 is that supposed to be a bad thing

00:08:56.040 what no

00:08:56.780 cali girls are really pretty 0.86

00:08:59.040 look at them over there

00:09:03.080 what does he think he's doing

00:09:04.820 coming to my house

00:09:06.220 talking to my girls

00:09:07.660 you know what they say about those colored boys right 1.00

00:09:11.240 huh 1.00

00:09:12.300 all black dudes have huge dicks 1.00

00:09:14.440 what 1.00

00:09:15.160 that's what they say

00:09:16.160 look at them why are they going inside

00:09:18.160 he took five all he said was the a

00:09:22.160 he took five all he said was the a

00:09:39.880 oh uh one step

00:09:46.880 why are they playing horror movie mu- 0.65

00:09:57.600 why are they playing horror movie mu- 0.65

00:10:06.120 have fun

00:10:10.860 huh

00:10:11.640 man get it out

00:10:12.720 yo what

00:10:13.340 hey let me go

00:10:14.540 put me down 0.97

00:10:15.460 what the hell 0.83

00:10:16.480 let me go 0.65

00:10:17.440 let me go 0.99

00:10:18.620 who's this nigga man 1.00

00:10:23.060 Carson 0.99

00:10:23.980 what the

00:10:26.280 Carson

00:10:28.400 bro

00:10:29.780 Bronson

00:10:31.420 Bronson got a

00:10:33.400 this is

00:10:35.680 they don't have a

00:10:36.980 actual knife

00:10:37.860 you think you can come to our part of town 0.99

00:10:41.680 and spread your blackness 0.99

00:10:43.020 what 1.00

00:10:43.480 all you are is a dirty fucking monkey 1.00

00:10:45.220 that's it 1.00

00:10:45.800 okay 0.85

00:10:45.980 i'm rooting for the black guy now 0.96

00:10:47.300 let me go 0.99

00:10:48.020 Carson take his pants off 1.00

00:10:49.300 what the fuck 1.00

00:10:50.060 hey 1.00

00:10:50.380 what the fuck are y'all doing 1.00

00:10:51.520 cut that big black weed off 1.00

00:10:52.840 yeah get him 0.97

00:10:56.180 get those crackers

00:10:58.000 get those crackers

00:10:59.800 get that cheeser 0.97

00:11:01.440 get them 1.00

00:11:02.260 oh shit 1.00

00:11:05.600 okay okay 1.00

00:11:06.400 wait

00:11:06.720 wait

00:11:07.300 wait 1.00

00:11:07.500 oh black people can't swim 1.00

00:11:12.320 high IQ thinking 1.00

00:11:14.680 oh

00:11:15.560 he's running

00:11:16.020 of course he can't swim 0.99

00:11:17.240 he's black 0.99

00:11:18.060 maybe someone hold some fried chicken over 0.88

00:11:19.840 maybe he'll come up

00:11:20.780 I can't

00:11:23.900 that is the shallowest pool

00:11:26.940 like it's

00:11:27.780 this is the tub 0.89

00:11:29.280 what the hell is wrong with you guys 0.93

00:11:38.580 he could have drowned 0.91

00:11:40.100 it's not supposed to be a bad thing

00:11:41.560 that's what you get when you mess with us 0.91

00:11:43.540 black boy 0.93

00:11:44.200 good boy 1.00

00:11:47.360 also she just got fucked 1.00

00:11:51.780 like 0.99

00:11:53.720 I think I forgot about that part 0.99

00:11:55.400 she just got fucked 1.00

00:11:56.980 here's your back 1.00

00:11:59.740 thanks

00:12:00.500 I'm really sorry

00:12:02.140 yeah

00:12:03.020 how can you hang out with people like that

00:12:05.080 look

00:12:06.980 thanks for saving me

00:12:09.020 and

00:12:09.760 thanks for everything

00:12:11.120 but

00:12:11.880 you hanging out with people like that

00:12:14.800 doesn't make you look good

00:12:15.940 cook those crackers

00:12:16.860 I just think you should choose better friends

00:12:19.500 yeah

00:12:19.880 do you need a ride home

00:12:22.880 no

00:12:23.580 I'm good

00:12:24.220 I drug myself

00:12:25.380 I'll

00:12:26.620 see you around

00:12:27.620 yeah

00:12:29.860 I'll

00:12:30.200 see you around 0.99

00:12:31.040 damn 0.99

00:12:36.140 spooky 0.99

00:12:39.740 Jalen what's wrong

00:12:44.900 it's nothing

00:12:45.880 what happened

00:12:47.880 I really don't want to talk about it

00:12:50.040 Jalen

00:12:51.140 you can tell me

00:12:52.700 it's really nothing

00:12:55.260 seriously

00:12:55.820 it's fine

00:12:56.540 no

00:13:03.880 where

00:13:05.580 where

00:13:05.860 Jalen

00:13:06.520 where did you come from

00:13:21.800 Jalen

00:13:22.300 how did you

00:13:28.340 how did you know

00:13:30.760 how did you get here

00:13:32.240 um

00:13:32.780 Chad took it

00:13:33.880 so I took it back

00:13:35.400 and you just ran up in his house

00:13:37.960 and how did you know where I live

00:13:42.940 I have my ways

00:13:44.660 I'm just

00:13:46.060 glad I got here in time

00:13:47.680 yeah

00:13:48.180 wait

00:13:48.620 who are you

00:13:50.100 I'm Jalen's

00:13:52.900 girlfriend

00:13:53.860 girlfriend

00:13:55.440 Jalen

00:13:57.560 he didn't say he had a girlfriend

00:13:59.340 step sis is jealous 1.00

00:14:00.840 oh yeah

00:14:01.680 you're beautiful

00:14:04.180 by the way

00:14:04.900 thank you

00:14:06.340 thanks for

00:14:07.820 bringing his inhaler

00:14:09.500 and no need to thank me

00:14:10.900 also

00:14:12.500 I don't know if it's just uh

00:14:14.300 they're trying to put in the stereotypes

00:14:15.440 but why do white people 1.00

00:14:17.040 why the fuck 1.00

00:14:20.280 do you keep your shoes on 1.00

00:14:23.160 in the bed

00:14:23.580 every movie I've seen

00:14:25.960 and I've seen a lot of movies

00:14:27.560 since

00:14:27.820 every

00:14:29.740 every tv show

00:14:31.080 all of them

00:14:33.340 whites

00:14:34.740 shoes

00:14:35.380 even in cartoons

00:14:36.780 why do you do that

00:14:39.040 now you do this in real life too

00:14:41.300 it's not just

00:14:43.020 tv shows

00:14:44.760 you do it in real life

00:14:45.840 only Americans

00:14:47.300 Sneeko washes his chicken

00:14:53.100 well

00:14:54.240 see

00:14:55.160 white people 0.99

00:14:55.560 you make fun of black people 1.00

00:14:56.380 for washing their chicken 0.99

00:14:57.080 which is like

00:14:57.740 yeah

00:14:58.040 but this is

00:14:59.300 this is

00:15:00.980 you don't need to thank me

00:15:06.240 yeah

00:15:09.580 uh

00:15:10.180 Jalen

00:15:10.580 I'm gonna go get you some water

00:15:12.520 okay

00:15:13.400 okay

00:15:14.100 okay

00:15:15.820 girlfriend

00:15:16.960 I thought it was fitting

00:15:19.800 nigga you met 1.00

00:15:21.040 30 minutes ago

00:15:22.900 well

00:15:24.420 I

00:15:25.800 had the

00:15:26.800 shittiest day

00:15:27.780 of my life 0.84

00:15:28.760 you just got laid

00:15:30.080 what are you

00:15:30.480 pretty good day

00:15:32.660 huh

00:15:32.960 but

00:15:33.820 at least

00:15:35.300 I got a girlfriend

00:15:36.080 from it

00:15:36.500 Jalen's step

00:15:41.840 Jalen's stepsister

00:15:42.200 is jealous

00:15:42.980 and deep down

00:15:44.360 she loves her stepbrother

00:15:46.360 Jalen and her

00:15:48.420 have a secret sexual relationship

00:15:50.640 why don't

00:15:51.640 why is there a narrator

00:15:55.660 with a british accent

00:15:56.880 to say that

00:15:57.520 they could have just

00:15:58.400 showed that

00:15:59.940 and we would have got it

00:16:01.140 now she seeks revenge 0.98

00:16:03.800 and plans to auction him off

00:16:05.860 yo what's up my niggas

00:16:10.800 I got a cookout

00:16:11.880 next weekend

00:16:12.800 at my house

00:16:13.560 I want all the mexicans 1.00

00:16:15.120 jeezer 0.93

00:16:16.140 jeezer 0.69

00:16:18.500 and blacks 0.98

00:16:19.040 to pull up 0.99

00:16:19.840 and we're gonna have

00:16:20.480 a grand old time

00:16:21.880 trust me

00:16:22.920 once they show up

00:16:25.820 to the party 1.00

00:16:26.440 we'll shoot them all 1.00

00:16:28.080 now 1.00

00:16:28.960 come suck my toes 1.00

00:16:31.420 I need part two 1.00

00:16:33.500 I need part two

00:16:35.040 guys

00:16:35.180 I am super excited

00:16:36.540 here's a sneak peek

00:16:37.740 to our 0.99

00:16:38.060 bro you ugly 0.99

00:16:38.660 bro 0.99

00:16:38.980 wait wait wait

00:16:39.900 are you telling me

00:16:41.780 this was not

00:16:42.360 written directed

00:16:43.100 shot and acted

00:16:43.940 by AI

00:16:44.500 see this is what

00:16:52.540 Jordan Peele was

00:16:53.120 trying to do

00:16:53.520 with get out

00:16:54.020 nah nah nah

00:16:55.800 I need part two

00:16:56.440 I need part two

00:16:58.220 what are they trying

00:17:02.480 to

00:17:02.580 next episode

00:17:03.720 I regret to inform

00:17:05.540 the city

00:17:05.880 is this supposed

00:17:06.380 to teach people

00:17:06.940 like who is this

00:17:07.760 coming up

00:17:08.440 white kid shamed

00:17:13.400 for his small 0.99

00:17:14.340 wiener

00:17:14.880 coming up

00:17:26.480 on tomorrow's

00:17:27.820 teachings

00:17:28.300 stop yapping

00:17:30.480 and show us

00:17:30.940 your meat

00:17:31.280 or I'm gonna

00:17:31.660 crash out

00:17:32.400 two inches

00:17:33.800 I said drop

00:17:34.940 your pants

00:17:35.560 I want to see

00:17:36.280 how small it is

00:17:37.100 oh my god

00:17:42.520 is that

00:17:43.340 eyeshoe speed

00:17:44.220 this wiener's huge

00:17:50.960 oh my god big

00:17:52.440 look it's giant

00:17:53.620 how big do you

00:17:56.040 think that is

00:17:56.800 I don't know

00:17:59.280 it's probably fake

00:18:00.860 no

00:18:02.860 that's real

00:18:04.240 oh my god

00:18:07.180 can we

00:18:08.040 can we go outside

00:18:09.820 how big do you

00:18:10.660 think that is

00:18:11.000 how big is yours

00:18:13.000 go grab a ruler

00:18:15.660 I want to measure

00:18:16.080 I don't want to

00:18:17.300 can you go grab

00:18:17.900 a ruler

00:18:18.280 drop him 0.89

00:18:29.020 oh my god

00:18:33.680 oh my god

00:18:38.600 what

00:18:39.920 it's tiny

00:18:40.620 what

00:18:41.320 it's like

00:18:42.300 it's like two inches

00:18:45.460 what

00:18:46.580 poor guy couldn't

00:18:48.200 even get hard

00:18:48.880 before like

00:18:49.420 it's normal

00:18:49.840 are all white guys 0.88

00:18:52.520 wieners this small 0.96

00:18:53.160 or is it just you

00:18:53.960 you know

00:18:56.440 I'm leaving

00:18:56.940 I can't even do

00:18:58.080 anything with that

00:18:58.680 no

00:19:01.680 no

00:19:02.020 chad bro 0.96

00:19:16.520 look at the white people 0.94

00:19:17.480 like maybe he's a grower 0.83

00:19:19.000 and next day

00:19:23.860 what does he do

00:19:24.360 and you guys are like

00:19:25.100 airy

00:19:25.460 what is he going to do 0.90

00:19:26.120 shoot up a school 0.94

00:19:26.960 in revenge

00:19:27.480 Who else?

00:19:56.460 There's nobody else there.

00:20:01.120 What's your name, boy?

00:20:02.500 Jacob.

00:20:03.300 Jacob, are you here for the right sport?

00:20:05.620 You do know in basketball, the ball is supposed to go in the basket.

00:20:10.760 Cheerleading tryouts are just outside.

00:20:12.920 I'm just a bit rusty.

00:20:14.140 I didn't have enough time to practice over summer.

00:20:17.000 Excuses.

00:20:18.160 Get back out on the court and give me ten suicides. 0.85

00:20:20.880 Yes, coach. 0.91

00:20:24.360 Hey, Jacob.

00:20:25.380 What's up, Max?

00:20:25.940 How do you think you did?

00:20:27.220 Chad, is this what it's like being white? 0.99

00:20:29.060 Terrible, bro. 0.51

00:20:30.080 Should have practiced way more through summer.

00:20:31.700 Same.

00:20:32.080 It's okay, though. 0.99

00:20:32.840 Wait, this ain't big ass. 0.99

00:20:40.460 Academics. 0.98

00:20:41.840 They got me feeling like I'm academics.

00:20:46.580 So, wait, how do you academics accent, bro?

00:20:49.180 How do you do with voice?

00:20:50.980 What you gonna...

00:20:51.540 All right, I can't do it.

00:20:54.980 All right, I gotta walk out of here.

00:20:58.640 Hey, Jacob.

00:20:59.520 What's up, Max?

00:21:00.440 How do you think you did?

00:21:01.380 Terrible, bro.

00:21:02.300 Should have practiced way more through summer.

00:21:03.900 Same.

00:21:04.300 It's okay, though.

00:21:05.040 We'll still make the team.

00:21:05.800 We just won't be starters.

00:21:06.640 Yeah, we bench warmers.

00:21:10.980 Girls have fun out there? 0.94

00:21:12.500 Man, when I was draining these threes, these niggas were painting their toes. 1.00

00:21:16.080 Shut up, Dominic. 0.99

00:21:16.740 I know that ain't come out of your mouth. 1.00

00:21:18.200 Shave, you trying to throw down, we can throw down, Casper.

00:21:20.440 Nah, that ain't fair.

00:21:21.820 Come on.

00:21:22.240 Look at the kid.

00:21:23.300 Eck! 0.66

00:21:24.740 Big Eck!

00:21:25.520 He's white.

00:21:26.640 He got no hands whatsoever.

00:21:28.180 No way he can't fight it. 1.00

00:21:29.660 Shit, he can't even make a layup out there. 1.00

00:21:31.560 You see the way he jumped? 1.00

00:21:32.880 Boy was like...

00:21:34.260 Like, what was that?

00:21:38.340 You know what they say. 0.91

00:21:39.540 White man can't jump. 0.93

00:21:44.200 Hey, Jacob, I'll catch you later. 1.00

00:21:45.860 Goofy, white boy. 1.00

00:21:49.300 We should cut him some slap. 1.00

00:21:51.000 I already clapped his girl. 1.00

00:21:53.380 What the fuck, man? 1.00

00:21:54.680 Yo, what the... 1.00

00:21:56.540 What?

00:21:57.140 Man, she didn't tell you?

00:21:58.880 That's tough, man.

00:22:01.880 Bro, I was hinted from every position in the book.

00:22:05.480 I had her hypnotized.

00:22:06.840 I had her squirming and everything. 1.00

00:22:09.400 She was screaming... 0.94

00:22:10.160 This...

00:22:10.480 This dude's a glazer.

00:22:12.320 My name is Miles.

00:22:13.540 Miles, Miles.

00:22:14.640 Crash out.

00:22:19.420 Yeah! 1.00

00:22:21.960 Do the shit again, boy. 1.00

00:22:23.540 I dare you. 1.00

00:22:25.020 Allie loved me.

00:22:26.920 She took this deed like a champ.

00:22:29.480 She was sick and tired of your little shrimp. 1.00

00:22:33.900 You know what they say. 0.98

00:22:35.280 Once you go black, you never go back. 0.99

00:22:38.120 Yo, he really got a small wiener? 0.99

00:22:40.220 Of course he does. 0.97

00:22:41.180 He's white.

00:22:41.500 No way they're getting pants up right now. 0.98

00:22:43.440 No way this Somali kid is... 1.00

00:22:45.540 All white guys got small meats. 0.94

00:22:48.040 I'm kind of curious.

00:22:49.940 Let me see how small it is.

00:22:51.420 These niggas is... 1.00

00:22:54.220 By the way, this is his high school coach. 0.97

00:22:59.000 So how old is the white dude supposed to be? 0.95

00:23:00.820 Drop your pants.

00:23:06.400 What?

00:23:07.120 No.

00:23:08.800 I said drop your pants. 1.00

00:23:10.680 I want to see how small it is.

00:23:12.060 Leave me alone.

00:23:13.840 Someone help me.

00:23:16.000 Help.

00:23:16.700 Hey, dog.

00:23:17.440 Stop yapping. 1.00

00:23:18.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:23:20.480 In high school? 1.00

00:23:25.380 What's your meat?

00:23:26.100 We're all finna crash out.

00:23:27.280 Okay, fine.

00:23:27.880 Okay, fine.

00:23:29.100 I'll show you the meat.

00:23:36.040 That's the smallest wiener I've ever seen, bro.

00:23:38.680 Yo, it looks like a peanut.

00:23:40.040 Oh my god.

00:23:42.420 Oh my god.

00:23:43.540 Yeah, he's been doing that the whole show.

00:23:47.680 Bro, I would...

00:23:49.060 Crashing out over meat as well. 0.99

00:23:51.700 This nigga go shoot up the school over some dude's meat. 1.00

00:23:55.160 Kill myself if I were you. 1.00

00:23:56.460 You ain't getting no growth with that tap pool. 1.00

00:24:00.820 Niggas, bro, what the... 1.00

00:24:03.040 Upon Jacob's return home,

00:24:11.220 he quickly discovered

00:24:12.340 that Coach Miles had shared the photos

00:24:14.860 of Jacob's small wiener

00:24:16.720 throughout the school,

00:24:18.640 leaving Jacob devastated.

00:24:21.160 Now everyone is aware of his small meat.

00:24:25.420 Meanwhile,

00:24:26.860 Jacob receives another blow

00:24:28.640 when his mom calls him

00:24:30.140 with devastating news.

00:24:31.920 His sister has been kidnapped

00:24:34.400 by an unknown assailant.

00:24:36.780 The news is heart-wrenching.

00:24:40.460 And they fear the worst.

00:24:44.580 That she may be dead.

00:24:46.720 Dear mom and dad,

00:24:48.660 I'm writing this because

00:24:49.780 I can't bear the weight

00:24:51.140 of my shame and sadness any longer.

00:24:52.860 Is this a suicide note?

00:24:53.960 I want you to know

00:24:54.760 that this decision

00:24:55.700 has nothing to do with you.

00:24:57.420 GG.

00:24:58.000 You've always been there for me.

00:25:00.120 I've been drowning

00:25:00.940 in a sea of humiliation

00:25:02.580 and despair.

00:25:04.680 I'm nothing more than a joke.

00:25:07.680 My self-esteem is shattered.

00:25:10.380 Please don't blame yourselves

00:25:12.000 for what I'm about to do.

00:25:13.900 This is my choice.

00:25:16.140 My way of ending the pain

00:25:17.600 has consumed me

00:25:18.580 for far too long.

00:25:20.600 I love you more than words can express.

00:25:23.780 Goodbye.

00:25:24.220 Goodbye.

00:25:24.280 Jacob?

00:25:29.240 Are you here to beat me up

00:25:30.280 or something?

00:25:31.140 Because you don't need to. 0.99

00:25:32.680 I'm killing myself. 0.99

00:25:33.880 Jacob, get down from there. 0.99

00:25:35.380 Leave me alone.

00:25:38.680 Get off me. 0.85

00:25:41.020 What are you doing?

00:25:42.200 What does it look like?

00:25:43.020 You've made my life hell.

00:25:44.080 I'm ending it.

00:25:45.020 No, you can't do that.

00:25:47.660 Jacob, I'm sorry.

00:25:49.760 I didn't know

00:25:50.760 I affected you this much.

00:25:52.980 You made fun of me

00:25:54.060 for having a small wiener

00:25:55.280 and then you guys

00:25:56.320 showed the whole school.

00:25:59.740 I don't know what I was thinking.

00:26:02.000 This is all my fault.

00:26:03.640 I should be the one

00:26:04.400 jumping off of a bridge.

00:26:05.640 Of course not.

00:26:07.000 Yeah, I made fun of you

00:26:08.640 for something

00:26:09.780 you can't control.

00:26:11.540 Yeah.

00:26:12.340 That's horrible, man.

00:26:13.440 I'm sorry.

00:26:15.460 Look.

00:26:15.740 Also, 1.00

00:26:17.600 you fucked a high school girl 1.00

00:26:19.160 and let a student 1.00

00:26:21.080 threaten another student

00:26:22.740 with a gun at school.

00:26:24.440 Can I be honest with you?

00:26:26.080 Yeah.

00:26:27.300 Me and Ali

00:26:27.940 only went on a date

00:26:29.060 just one time

00:26:30.460 and we didn't even do anything.

00:26:32.840 You know,

00:26:33.520 I only said all that

00:26:34.540 to be cool

00:26:35.520 and reality is

00:26:37.060 I have a small wiener too.

00:26:40.260 Really?

00:26:41.700 Yeah. 0.98

00:26:42.100 If this nigga 1.00

00:26:42.680 takes his pants off, 1.00

00:26:43.460 I'm done.

00:26:44.300 I'm insecure

00:26:44.980 and I lash out

00:26:46.340 on students like you.

00:26:48.320 I didn't know

00:26:49.120 the damage I could do.

00:26:50.620 I thought you were 0.99

00:26:51.280 going to kill yourself. 0.94

00:26:53.680 Well, 1.00

00:26:54.640 I was.

00:26:59.920 I'm sorry.

00:27:01.280 It's okay.

00:27:02.480 I forgive you.

00:27:03.360 Really?

00:27:04.180 Yeah, man.

00:27:05.100 Everyone deserves

00:27:05.860 a second chance.

00:27:06.560 Hey, everyone.

00:27:14.960 This is Miles Morales,

00:27:16.480 the basketball...

00:27:17.400 What?

00:27:21.140 Coach from Twin Peaks High School

00:27:22.660 and I just want to let

00:27:23.500 everybody know

00:27:24.120 I have a small wiener too

00:27:25.680 and I'm proud of it.

00:27:30.660 See?

00:27:31.140 Who cares?

00:27:32.800 So what if we have

00:27:33.660 small wieners?

00:27:34.620 We should be thankful

00:27:35.480 for the body that God gave.

00:27:36.700 This sounds like

00:27:37.500 a Gideon video.

00:27:39.580 You're right.

00:27:40.880 Small wiener gang. 1.00

00:27:45.880 Miles?

00:27:47.440 Jacob?

00:27:48.840 What are you guys doing here?

00:27:50.400 How is everybody

00:27:51.520 just running on the one bridge

00:27:53.060 where he's committing suicide?

00:27:54.260 None of your business.

00:27:55.540 Why don't you just

00:27:56.000 get lost?

00:27:57.020 Sorry, what'd you

00:27:57.880 send me shrimp?

00:28:02.300 Did they really have to put

00:28:03.680 the white dude

00:28:04.500 in a Call of Duty mobile shirt?

00:28:06.560 You gonna do anything about this?

00:28:09.920 What?

00:28:16.400 Yo, I'm the mongol.

00:28:27.020 Little M quinzen for varia Depression 0.55

00:28:34.300 Yes!

00:28:36.240 Yes!

00:28:38.860 Let's go!

00:28:42.260 Let's go!

00:28:43.600 Let's go!

00:28:53.400 Let's go!

00:28:55.840 Let's go!

00:28:56.260 cinema art this is what it feels like to Frank Castle a girl put your shoes on 0.92

00:29:07.780 outside you to put them on it here

00:29:14.260 well I guess we won't be seeing her again

00:29:19.260 no no no no no no no no no no no no no don't tell me they're about to do that 0.99

00:29:33.160 what the fuck 1.00

00:29:37.060 what 1.00

00:29:39.160 What the biggest plot twist I've ever seen in my life bro

00:30:09.160 Bullying can cause serious damage

00:30:14.880 Let's choose kindness and respect

00:30:17.540 Because everyone deserves to be treated with dignity and compassion

00:30:21.520 What's up guys, this is Oliver from Tomorrow's Teachings

00:30:24.960 Tomorrow's Teachings?

00:30:29.440 What did this teach?

00:30:32.600 What did you learn?

00:30:33.720 See Chad, this is foreshadowing what happens when you become red-pilled

00:30:42.060 You push the woman off the bridge 1.00

00:30:45.700 And then you become gay 1.00

00:30:48.800 I actually did learn, this is too much red-pill bro 1.00

00:30:53.060 You end up kissing, interracial kissing 1.00

00:30:56.420 Your high school basketball coach on a bridge where you just killed a woman 0.99

00:31:01.140 One more bro, this is my new favorite YouTube channel

00:31:06.180 Bro that was

00:31:07.240 Oh my god, okay, okay, okay 1.00

00:31:12.740 Hot mom takes autistic son's dick pic, you won't believe it 1.00

00:31:18.100 I really, I really won't believe it bro 1.00

00:31:20.200 Coming up on Tomorrow's Teachings

00:31:22.600 Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't be, don't be mean, Chad

00:31:39.860 Don't be mean, Chad

00:31:40.980 Coming up on Tomorrow's Teachings

00:31:44.580 Oh my god

00:31:50.140 Oh, hi John, how may I help you?

00:32:09.800 You know why I'm here

00:32:10.880 Please come in, I'll make you a cup of tea

00:32:14.360 I don't have time for that, I'm only here for the-

00:32:17.960 Please, it's already made, and I have extra

00:32:20.960 It won't take much of your time

00:32:23.360 Okay, just for a bit then

00:32:26.360 You won't regret it, it's my specialty

00:32:28.960 Here you go

00:32:39.560 Thanks

00:32:41.160 No worries

00:32:42.600 So, how's work? 1.00

00:32:45.480 Megan, cut the crap 0.99

00:32:47.080 You know why I'm here 1.00

00:32:49.840 I do?

00:32:51.980 Oh, yes, you do

00:32:53.940 And it's not for this horrible tea

00:32:55.860 It tastes like you just put it in a microwave filled with bacon

00:33:00.260 Look, I don't have the money 1.00

00:33:02.400 How the fuck does it- 0.99

00:33:03.880 How do you fuck up tea? 1.00

00:33:06.000 Oh, it's poison, isn't it? 0.97

00:33:07.240 I'm in a bit of a dilemma

00:33:09.000 You always say that

00:33:11.240 I swear, just give me, just give me a week or two

00:33:14.740 Your rent was due on the 1st, and now it's the 13th

00:33:18.060 I don't like chasing you down for the money you owe me

00:33:21.320 I'm sorry, just, just please

00:33:23.900 No

00:33:24.300 Look, I don't understand why you can't pay your rent on time

00:33:28.100 I see you buying designer clothes and going out on expensive trips all the time

00:33:34.080 Ready, ready, is there any other way I could pay?

00:33:36.220 What?

00:33:37.780 How did you know that?

00:33:39.220 We follow each other on Instagram

00:33:40.460 Oh

00:33:41.800 I'm going to have to evict you from this property 0.84

00:33:45.480 I've already given you too many chances

00:33:48.220 Jack, who has a better hairline?

00:33:50.660 Me or that guy?

00:33:51.180 What if

00:33:51.680 I could show you a good time?

00:33:55.060 Call it! 1.00

00:33:55.600 I'm a fucking genius, bro 1.00

00:33:56.760 I'm a fucking genius, bro 1.00

00:33:58.220 Megan 1.00

00:34:01.640 I'm gay

00:34:03.080 Oh! 1.00

00:34:04.620 Oh, fuck up 1.00

00:34:05.400 Every time this is 1.00

00:34:09.560 Mwah 0.99

00:34:10.220 What?

00:34:12.200 It's time for you to pack your things and get out of here

00:34:14.480 Please, there must be something you could do for me

00:34:17.340 I'm sorry

00:34:20.340 It's time for you to

00:34:22.180 Who is that?

00:34:25.900 It's my son

00:34:27.100 Jack?

00:34:29.340 Yes

00:34:30.960 What is he doing?

00:34:34.160 Why is he doing that?

00:34:38.420 Give me one second

00:34:39.500 Jack

00:34:40.360 Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

00:34:41.760 Stop

00:34:42.100 Before you keep watching this, bro

00:34:43.740 Stop, stop, stop

00:34:45.120 I see what you're doing

00:34:46.820 I see what you're doing

00:34:46.840 And you know what you're doing

00:34:47.700 Stop

00:34:48.160 Oh! 0.60

00:34:52.980 Oh my god

00:34:59.740 What happened to him?

00:35:03.840 Last month I was here

00:35:05.400 He was

00:35:06.220 Normal

00:35:08.100 Say hi, Jack

00:35:09.660 He's crashing out for the rent, bro

00:35:12.100 Bro

00:35:13.700 What happened?

00:35:15.080 Jack didn't have his seatbelt on

00:35:17.860 A car cut me off

00:35:20.140 And I swerved off the road

00:35:22.140 And hit a tree

00:35:23.340 Jack was sitting in the middle street

00:35:26.580 And flew out

00:35:27.380 Flew out of the front windshield

00:35:29.720 Landed straight on his head

00:35:32.160 I'm so sorry to hear that

00:35:33.720 I

00:35:34.160 I'm glad he survived

00:35:36.100 I wish he would have told me this earlier

00:35:40.200 I

00:35:40.540 I feel horrible

00:35:43.320 All the trips and expenses are for my boy

00:35:47.320 I just want him to have a

00:35:48.900 Have a good remaining life

00:35:50.840 And I can only

00:35:51.740 I can only work a few hours a week for my job

00:35:54.860 Because

00:35:55.340 Because I'm the only one here to take care of him

00:35:59.700 You know what?

00:36:02.160 I won't charge you any rent for the next year

00:36:05.220 It'll be on me

00:36:07.320 Anything at all

00:36:11.280 I'm here for you two

00:36:13.320 Ready for him to come right back to normal?

00:36:25.240 Thank God I put you in acting classes

00:36:27.900 Mom, I can't keep doing this

00:36:29.580 Did he get knocked out, bro?

00:36:34.020 He fell more than

00:36:34.840 Like

00:36:35.140 Listen here, pipsqueak

00:36:36.920 You say anything about this

00:36:39.420 I'll put you in the icebox for a full week

00:36:42.600 Do you understand?

00:36:45.640 Yes, mom

00:36:46.400 How much longer do I have to keep acting like this?

00:36:49.120 Forever!

00:36:50.320 Don't you understand?

00:36:52.360 Acting like this is super beneficial to me

00:36:55.360 But it's disrespectful towards kids that actually have autism

00:36:59.480 I don't care

00:37:00.820 I just got out of a year's work

00:37:03.380 What type of autism do you get from a car crash?

00:37:07.160 Bro

00:37:07.380 That's not autism as a retardation 1.00

00:37:10.420 What a rent

00:37:12.020 Sometimes you have to cheat your way through life

00:37:16.320 You'll never learn

00:37:19.460 Dad said

00:37:22.080 I don't care what dad said

00:37:24.320 Dad is dead

00:37:27.480 Nothing he said matters anymore

00:37:31.240 You listen to me

00:37:33.840 I miss you, dad

00:37:39.000 Wow, look at you guys saying Kanye got autism from the car crash, bro

00:37:44.100 Yeah, but

00:37:45.320 Don't clip that

00:37:49.720 Stop whining 0.98

00:37:53.560 I'm starting to think you're actually autistic 0.93

00:37:56.300 I just miss dad

00:37:58.260 It's hard without him

00:38:00.080 It just sucks not knowing where he went

00:38:04.540 I feel like he's still out there

00:38:07.260 Somewhere

00:38:08.140 He's gone forever

00:38:10.280 Also, she's Filipino 1.00

00:38:11.840 Now get your crap together 1.00

00:38:14.900 We have a meeting with the mayor 1.00

00:38:16.880 We appreciate that, Mr. Mayor

00:38:23.860 Please, call me Mike

00:38:25.900 Now we're gonna send you $100,000

00:38:28.720 Hopefully, this can pay for some of the medical bills

00:38:32.100 Oh my goodness, Mike

00:38:34.340 That would be amazing

00:38:36.580 Your story has moved us all

00:38:39.280 You wanna make sure that you guys have everything you need to be said for life

00:38:44.180 Babe?

00:38:50.220 What's wrong with you?

00:38:52.920 What was that?

00:38:53.720 What's going on?

00:38:54.740 Oh my god

00:38:56.660 I think Jack is having a panic attack

00:38:59.640 We have to go now

00:39:01.360 Jack, why do you sound like that?

00:39:04.000 Wait, we have a few more questions for Jack

00:39:06.200 What are you doing here?

00:39:08.900 Last night Jack asked me to come over

00:39:11.340 She's clearly like a Russian escort who like just wants some acting money 1.00

00:39:17.240 What's wrong with him?

00:39:19.020 Can't you tell?

00:39:20.100 He is autistic now

00:39:21.340 Oh my gosh, how?

00:39:24.040 Oh my gosh, how?

00:39:25.040 Salmonella

00:39:26.040 This can't be

00:39:28.840 I was literally talking to him last night

00:39:31.740 Well, things happen

00:39:33.540 Now if you could leave

00:39:35.140 We have a few more calls to get down

00:39:37.380 Wait

00:39:38.040 Baby

00:39:44.300 Baby

00:39:49.040 It's best for you to leave now

00:39:56.840 Before he gets hurt even more

00:39:59.080 I'm not going anywhere

00:40:01.280 I need to be with him

00:40:03.080 No

00:40:03.700 He can't have a girlfriend like this

00:40:06.200 It's funny that she sounds more artistic than him

00:40:10.160 I'll be older for today

00:40:11.240 And I'll leave for good

00:40:13.380 Fine

00:40:16.020 You can help him by getting some food

00:40:19.000 In the kitchen

00:40:20.000 Get some raw chicken

00:40:21.040 What?

00:40:22.840 Raw chicken?

00:40:23.860 You heard me

00:40:24.740 Do you want him to get better?

00:40:27.800 Or not?

00:40:29.700 He just got salmonella

00:40:31.300 That gave him the autism

00:40:32.800 And she wants more raw food 1.00

00:40:34.060 I know

00:40:36.880 I know she's deaf 0.99

00:40:37.660 I'm fucking joking 0.99

00:40:38.360 If you say a word 0.99

00:40:44.420 To her that you're faking this

00:40:46.120 I will send this to your friends

00:40:48.680 And they will know how small it is

00:40:50.360 No

00:40:52.240 Oh

00:40:53.360 Sip it

00:40:55.360 Are you sure he likes that?

00:41:19.300 Yes

00:41:20.420 It's good for him

00:41:21.980 Well

00:41:23.340 It's nap time Jack

00:41:25.060 Nap time?

00:41:26.840 Yes

00:41:27.400 Nap time 0.99

00:41:28.500 He needs it for his little autistic brain 1.00

00:41:32.280 Rawr 0.93

00:41:33.300 And now

00:41:34.220 It's time for you to leave

00:41:35.900 Well

00:41:37.140 If I'm here to help

00:41:39.540 Just let me know

00:41:40.520 I'm close by

00:41:41.480 I can

00:41:42.040 Bye Jane

00:41:43.300 Bye

00:41:44.300 Bye

00:41:45.300 Bye

00:41:52.300 Bye Chuck

00:41:53.300 I love you

00:41:55.300 I

00:41:56.300 Love you

00:41:58.300 I

00:41:59.300 Love you

00:42:14.300 Bye

00:42:15.300 Bye

00:42:16.300 Bye

00:42:17.300 Bye

00:42:22.300 The Centers for Disease Control

00:42:23.300 Have confirmed

00:42:24.300 That people are turning into zombies

00:42:26.300 Any corpse with its brain still intact

00:42:28.300 Will still function

00:42:30.300 This can't be

00:42:31.300 The zombie body must be deactivated

00:42:32.300 And officials say the only way to deactivate

00:42:34.300 Is the removal of the zombie head

00:42:37.300 However, they are not recommending civilians try this on their own

00:42:41.300 No way

00:42:43.300 No way

00:42:44.300 No way

00:42:45.300 That's the ending bro

00:42:46.300 Stay away from

00:42:47.300 This is if you got the vaccine

00:42:48.300 Daddy

00:42:49.300 Come on

00:42:50.300 No mom

00:42:51.300 Don't let him eat me

00:42:52.300 Jack

00:42:53.300 No

00:42:54.300 No

00:42:55.300 No

00:42:56.300 No

00:42:57.300 No

00:43:00.300 Jack

00:43:01.300 Jack

00:43:02.300 Oh

00:43:03.300 Do I have to act autistic right now?

00:43:05.300 The twists in this are absolutely like

00:43:07.300 No, no, no

00:43:08.300 I thought I lost you

00:43:09.300 What?

00:43:10.300 What?

00:43:11.300 I'm so sorry

00:43:13.300 For everything

00:43:14.300 I realized that I could lose you at 82nd

00:43:17.300 And it made me realize how precious you are

00:43:22.300 I love you, Jack

00:43:23.300 I love you too

00:43:24.300 I love you too

00:43:27.300 Listen, you'll never have to act autistic again, okay?

00:43:31.300 And I'll start being a good mom

00:43:36.300 Remember when she stabbed the dad to death? 0.80

00:43:39.300 Hey guys, we hope you enjoyed that video

00:43:46.300 Okay, who is this?

00:43:47.300 What is this supposed to teach?

00:43:50.300 And it seems like from the ending stuff they actually think they're teaching something

00:43:53.300 Is this for autism awareness?

00:43:54.300 Is this for autism awareness?

00:43:55.300 Is it for family?

00:43:56.300 Is it for interracial? 0.78

00:43:58.300 Is it for deaf people? 0.99

00:44:00.300 Who are they trying to educate here? 0.95

00:44:02.300 And the important lesson

00:44:04.300 If someone has a disability, that makes them no different from the rest of us

00:44:09.300 We're all the same and we should all treat each other the same

00:44:13.300 Please smash that like button

00:44:16.300 Share this video with your friends and family to spread the message

00:44:19.300 And don't forget to subscribe to tomorrow's teachings for new videos every Monday and Friday

00:44:24.300 I don't know ma'am

00:44:25.300 I don't know

00:44:26.300 I don't know

00:44:27.300 I can tell like

00:44:28.300 I'm autistic it confirms it's 100% true 0.99

00:44:31.300 Autism is definitely a disease

00:44:33.300 Okay 0.81

00:44:37.300 Salmonella

00:44:41.300 Part two of small wiener

00:44:44.300 Okay, well you guys are begging for that

00:44:46.300 Coming up

00:44:49.300 Where's small wiener?

00:44:50.300 Is it this one?

00:44:57.300 Well, I don't want to search wiener on YouTube

00:44:59.300 I'm never going to ban me

00:45:02.300 Just send the link of part two

00:45:10.300 I don't think it's a part two

00:45:11.300 Oh here 0.51

00:45:12.300 Karen hunts down Mexicans 1.00

00:45:17.300 It was at the end of the last video

00:45:18.300 Okay, let's see

00:45:19.300 Coming up

00:45:21.300 Let's see

00:45:22.300 At the end here

00:45:25.300 Bullying can cause serious damage

00:45:27.300 Let's choose kindness and respect

00:45:30.300 Because

00:45:31.300 Coming up

00:45:32.300 On tomorrow's teachings

00:45:33.300 I'll take the beaner for 15 0.94

00:45:37.300 Hel Hitler 0.94

00:45:42.300 Oh! 0.60

00:45:43.300 I'll take the beaner for 15 0.94

00:45:48.300 Let's go!

00:45:50.300 No, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:45:51.300 I'm joking

00:45:52.300 Hel Hitler 0.99

00:45:53.300 Dirty mexican 1.00

00:45:55.300 Dirty mexican 1.00

00:46:00.300 Let's go! 1.00

00:46:02.300 I just want to provide a better life for my daughter 0.82

00:46:04.300 Please

00:46:06.300 Don't shoot us

00:46:07.300 Do you know what you're doing right now? 0.82

00:46:08.300 You're crossing the border illegally into my country 1.00

00:46:10.300 Now I'm arresting you with assault with a deadly weapon 0.99

00:46:11.300 Don't shoot us.

00:46:12.300 Do you know what you're doing right now?

00:46:15.300 You're crossing the border illegally into my country. 0.98

00:46:20.300 Now I'm arresting you with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill. 0.99

00:46:24.300 How dare you?

00:46:26.300 How is this a part two?

00:46:28.300 Bro, what is... 0.55

00:46:41.300 Dirty Mexican. 1.00

00:46:49.300 Woo! 1.00

00:47:03.300 Oh my god.

00:47:04.300 Okay.

00:47:05.300 This is the wrong video?

00:47:06.300 Okay, fine.

00:47:07.300 That was fire anyway.

00:47:08.300 Okay, this was the one at the end though, but here's part two for small wiener.

00:47:12.300 Yeah, okay. 0.99

00:47:13.300 You guys are calling me a retard, but you guys are like, all these white kids are like begging 1.00

00:47:16.300 for a small wiener video. 1.00

00:47:18.300 Fine, fine, fine.

00:47:19.300 Okay.

00:47:20.300 Small wiener part two.

00:47:21.300 Bro, we're not watching more after this.

00:47:22.300 Let me go back to content, but this is very intriguing.

00:47:25.300 Show us!

00:47:27.300 Show us!

00:47:28.300 Get him out of here, man.

00:47:33.300 Put your pants on. 0.99

00:47:35.300 Can I hurt you? 0.89

00:47:37.300 What are you talking about?

00:47:40.300 What are you talking about?

00:47:45.300 Jacob suffered a devastating accident while he was making out with his teacher.

00:47:49.300 How many...

00:47:50.300 Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.

00:47:53.300 He fell from the bridge, landing on his head, and sustained severe brain damage.

00:47:59.300 He became autistic.

00:48:02.300 Jacob's fortunes with girls had always been meager.

00:48:05.300 Hi, Jack.

00:48:06.300 Chad, is this you?

00:48:07.300 Jackie.

00:48:08.300 Hey, Jacob.

00:48:09.300 How are you?

00:48:10.300 Good.

00:48:11.300 Yeah.

00:48:12.300 Jackie, um...

00:48:13.300 Do you wanna go to the winter dance with me?

00:48:18.300 Ah, my ride's here.

00:48:19.300 I'll see you later, Jacob.

00:48:21.300 It felt as though any remaining hope had slipped through his fingers entirely.

00:48:25.300 Hey.

00:48:26.300 Mr. Bullitt is gonna be here soon, okay? 0.99

00:48:28.300 My algorithm's gonna be so fucked up. 0.99

00:48:30.300 No! 0.99

00:48:31.300 I'm tutoring today.

00:48:32.300 Yes, you have tutoring every Wednesday.

00:48:34.300 Did you forget?

00:48:35.300 Ugh.

00:48:36.300 Can I miss today?

00:48:38.300 No, Jacob.

00:48:39.300 But I'm not feeling good.

00:48:42.300 Jacob, I don't want you failing your senior year again.

00:48:46.300 Your teacher is coming today.

00:48:49.300 You know what?

00:48:52.300 I know you're my stepson, and I'm your stepmom, but you have to...

00:48:58.300 You need to listen to my rules, okay?

00:49:01.300 Hi.

00:49:02.300 Can I help you?

00:49:04.300 Hi, I'm, um, Mr. Henlundsen.

00:49:07.300 I'm here for tutoring for Jacob.

00:49:10.300 Uh, Mr. Bullitt couldn't come in today.

00:49:13.300 Unfortunately, he was feeling a little under the weather.

00:49:15.300 Oh.

00:49:16.300 Oh, okay.

00:49:17.300 So...

00:49:18.300 So you're an aide in Jacob's class?

00:49:23.300 That's what I said.

00:49:24.300 Oh.

00:49:25.300 Okay.

00:49:26.300 Come on in.

00:49:27.300 Is that Chakosta?

00:49:28.300 Thank you.

00:49:29.300 Oh.

00:49:30.300 Jacob?

00:49:31.300 So, Mr. Bullitt was sick today?

00:49:34.300 Mr. Henlundsen is here to fill in.

00:49:36.300 Oh.

00:49:37.300 Oh.

00:49:38.300 Oh.

00:49:39.300 Oh.

00:49:40.300 Oh.

00:49:41.300 Oh.

00:49:42.300 Oh.

00:49:43.300 Oh.

00:49:44.300 Oh.

00:49:45.300 Jesus.

00:49:46.300 Hi, Jacob.

00:49:52.300 Oh, hi, Mr. Henry.

00:49:53.300 Hi.

00:49:54.300 Thanks for filling in.

00:49:58.300 Things are very hard for him.

00:50:00.300 It's very hard for him to learn.

00:50:02.300 well i'll make sure he learns a lot today can i ask where are you from oh i actually i'm from

00:50:13.480 iran jaco's dad was american and so where you been bring me where i've been are you uh helping 0.91

00:50:23.100 out ways mod the stream yeah i was just watching him i wasn't modding but i'm watching fucking 0.99

00:50:27.960 retarget us yeah okay you kind of remind me of the character fuck you fag i miss him so much 0.99

00:50:38.000 well i let you guys go into it um i'm gonna run and i'll be back in an hour okay okay jacob 0.99

00:50:51.920 bye bye bye bye bye bye hey kiddo you ready to give me some brain your brain of knowledge

00:51:07.040 who's gonna get all the numbers out of there so what do you want to study today math science

00:51:14.740 anatomy hmm i'll be mad the homework that mr bullet gave me

00:51:24.560 wait what is it

00:51:30.580 mr bullet was in class today so how is he sick

00:51:39.100 actually he was sick all day he just is really good at putting on a brave face but when he got

00:51:47.060 home he couldn't do it anymore so he had to call me so now i'm here

00:51:51.480 my little man

00:51:56.080 no i ain't gonna lie bro like the actors actually need to be put on a list like you should become a

00:52:02.100 sex offender by act like by by doing this role here you should not be allowed to go to playground

00:52:08.480 anymore

00:52:09.480 i know mr bullet's class can be tough sometimes so i just want you to know i'm not just your

00:52:17.700 tutor i'm also your friend

00:52:21.480 so let's look at this first problem huh all right so it says that sally has five worms 1.00

00:52:37.480 every subsequent day sally collects three more worms

00:52:42.480 by the fifth day how many worms does sally have in total it's about worms you know anything about worms jacob 0.97

00:52:53.480 hmm um not really well worms are fascinating yeah i can't watch this shit anymore which i i i i can't do it i can't do it 0.97

00:53:04.160 okay let me grab this is this video content or no why sigma males are more attractive than alpha males 0.98

00:53:10.040 stay tuned

00:53:11.040 welcome to the anthony spade channel

00:53:17.040 welcome back to the anthony spade channel

00:53:24.040 before we get started i want you to watch the entire video if you like the video press the like button at the end press the subscribe button at the end and press the notifications button at the end okay

00:53:32.040 today we're going to be talking about why sigma males are more attractive than alpha males

00:53:39.040 now a lot of people didn't even know that sigma males existed until last week a lot of guys didn't but a lot of guys did know that sigma males are more attractive than alpha males

00:53:47.040 so today we're going to be talking about why sigma males are more attractive than alpha males

00:53:54.040 now a lot of people didn't even know that sigma males existed until last week a lot of guys didn't but a lot of guys did know

00:54:02.040 so we're having this debate in the manuscript about alphas and sigmas so today we're going to go ahead and break down the alphas and sigmas

00:54:12.040 now to most of you guys your definition of a alpha male is a guy who has money who has women and who is good looking

00:54:25.040 that's what you've been taught an alpha male is alright what we're going to do is we're going to break down those little characteristics alright

00:54:34.040 can beta males have money yes majority of the successful men in the world are beta males you have to understand

00:54:44.040 no matter if you're alpha no matter if you're sigma you're beta omega delta delta wherever these mindsets are

00:54:53.040 um mid-tow red pill blue pill it's all mindsets when your mind change

00:55:01.040 so does the type of guy that you are alright it's all about how confident you are to society

00:55:08.040 when it comes to these different mindsets watches fresh and fit once

00:55:12.040 but when it comes to the definition of them and what you've been taught

00:55:16.040 every man can have money and still be weak 0.79

00:55:20.040 every man can have women and still be weak 1.00

00:55:23.040 a lot of you beta guys had women the women just use you 0.84

00:55:28.040 yeah when it comes to alpha male the alpha male doesn't get used by a woman

00:55:31.040 now when it comes to good looks how many beta males out there are good looking

00:55:35.040 a lot of beta males so when it comes to the money

00:55:40.040 when it comes to the women and it comes to the good looks 0.99

00:55:43.040 they do not apply to an alpha male nor do they apply to a beta male

00:55:49.040 because these are things that can exist in every sign

00:55:52.040 so we're going to take that and throw it to the side

00:55:55.040 i don't want you to use that as definition

00:55:57.040 what we're going to break down is the psychology of things

00:56:00.040 yeah alright

00:56:01.040 talk to me

00:56:02.040 when it comes to alpha and beta

00:56:04.040 yeah

00:56:05.040 the alpha males lead the beta males

00:56:08.040 right

00:56:09.040 period

00:56:10.040 okay

00:56:11.040 alright

00:56:12.040 sigma males are a form of alpha males 1.00

00:56:14.040 huh

00:56:15.040 the difference is

00:56:16.040 alphas are known for lions for a reason

00:56:20.040 because lions conquer everything around them

00:56:25.040 why are you yelling at me

00:56:26.040 that's what they do

00:56:27.040 when it comes to the beta male

00:56:29.040 the alpha conquers the beta male and uses the beta male to get ahead

00:56:34.040 the alpha and the beta male are part of the herd of life

00:56:38.040 okay 1.00

00:56:39.040 red pill shit is just like 1.00

00:56:41.040 oh my lord 1.00

00:56:43.040 okay i wanted to watch this man

00:56:44.040 hot asian lady eats dog 1.00

00:56:46.040 you won't believe this

00:56:47.040 wait

00:56:48.040 no no no no no no

00:56:49.040 this is better 1.00

00:56:50.040 girlfriend sleeps with a thousand black guys 1.00

00:56:52.040 you won't believe it 1.00

00:56:53.040 tomorrow's teachings

00:56:55.040 i don't

00:56:56.040 i honestly don't care

00:56:58.040 i don't even like him

00:57:00.040 i don't know if you've noticed

00:57:01.040 but

00:57:02.040 i'm kind of using him until i find someone better

00:57:05.040 let's go

00:57:06.040 oh yeah

00:57:07.040 i come from a very rich family

00:57:08.040 ooh

00:57:09.040 no you don't

00:57:10.040 tell me more

00:57:11.040 okay

00:57:12.040 mom i'm doing it

00:57:13.040 i'm gonna propose to her

00:57:18.040 no

00:57:20.040 i love you

00:57:21.040 i love you too

00:57:22.040 chat is he out for beta

00:57:24.040 please don't leave

00:57:26.040 i don't want to

00:57:27.040 then don't

00:57:28.040 but you know i have to

00:57:30.040 i'm gonna miss you

00:57:32.040 i'm gonna miss you too

00:57:34.040 what am i supposed to do while you're gone

00:57:37.040 i don't know

00:57:38.040 read

00:57:39.040 you can volunteer at the school down the street

00:57:42.040 babe

00:57:43.040 babe

00:57:44.040 you already know how i feel about working

00:57:47.040 that's barely work

00:57:48.040 but it's not work you're volunteering

00:57:49.040 that's the same thing 0.59

00:57:50.040 retard 1.00

00:57:51.040 i don't want to work when i already know you can provide for me

00:57:55.040 yes

00:57:56.040 yes i'm sorry

00:57:57.040 you're right baby

00:57:58.040 i love you babe

00:57:59.040 have a wonderful day at work

00:58:01.040 okay

00:58:02.040 i have to go now

00:58:03.040 i'll make sure to write you

00:58:04.040 goodbye

00:58:08.040 wait why is he wearing his marine outfit in the living room

00:58:11.040 like he didn't need to put that on until he gets to where he's going

00:58:15.040 bye i love you

00:58:21.040 uh oh

00:58:23.040 are you sure your husband isn't going to be back

00:58:24.040 here we go

00:58:25.040 no he's not coming back

00:58:26.040 he's not coming back

00:58:27.040 relax

00:58:28.040 he'll be gone for a year

00:58:29.040 perfect

00:58:30.040 a year with you then

00:58:31.040 i love you

00:58:32.040 i love you more

00:58:33.040 i love you

00:58:46.040 babe i'm out 0.97

00:58:49.040 you left the door unlocked silly 0.99

00:58:57.040 babe 0.99

00:59:01.040 brie what is this

00:59:02.040 babe

00:59:03.040 what are you doing

00:59:04.040 what do you mean what am i doing

00:59:05.040 this is my home

00:59:06.040 who is this

00:59:07.040 i'm a new man

00:59:08.040 is this true

00:59:09.040 wait

00:59:10.040 what happened to you

00:59:11.040 why do you have crutches

00:59:12.040 answer the question

00:59:13.040 is it true

00:59:14.040 no

00:59:15.040 get

00:59:16.040 get out of here

00:59:17.040 i thought you said you loved me

00:59:18.040 no i never said that

00:59:25.040 whoa

00:59:26.040 he served our country

00:59:29.040 babe are you okay

00:59:31.040 are you okay

00:59:32.040 i'm fine

00:59:33.040 how could you

00:59:34.040 help him up

00:59:35.040 brie

00:59:36.040 i fought for you

00:59:37.040 everything i did was for you

00:59:38.040 and this is what you do to me in return

00:59:40.040 it's not my fault

00:59:41.040 i got lonely

00:59:42.040 i was only gone for two months

00:59:44.040 i lost my legs for you

00:59:46.040 i'm sorry

00:59:47.040 i'm sorry

00:59:48.040 he saw his legs

00:59:49.040 please forgive me i still love you

00:59:50.040 i don't know if i can

00:59:52.040 let me take care of you

00:59:53.040 you need me

00:59:55.040 please forgive me

00:59:56.040 are you sure it was an accident

00:59:59.040 yes

01:00:00.040 yes it was 0.99

01:00:01.040 well the white people in chat are getting so mad 0.98

01:00:03.040 i swear it will never ever happen again 0.99

01:00:06.040 i love you

01:00:08.040 i love you too

01:00:09.040 i forgive you

01:00:10.040 oh my god babe

01:00:12.040 okay i'm skipping to the twist

01:00:13.040 i can't watch this

01:00:14.040 i know that i'm not your wife

01:00:17.040 i mean you just proposed to me

01:00:19.040 what are you talking about

01:00:20.040 no i didn't 0.58

01:00:21.040 well how is anybody gonna know that when you're dead

01:00:26.040 dead what are you talking about

01:00:29.040 what i mean is that my lovely boyfriend went off to the military lost his legs

01:00:36.040 and then decided he was so madly in love with me

01:00:39.040 we got married

01:00:41.040 and he had a heart attack

01:00:44.040 and died and i took all his money

01:00:46.040 how do you expect me to have a heart attack

01:00:48.040 like this

01:00:50.040 no 1.00

01:00:54.040 get that bitch 1.00

01:00:59.040 hey man are you okay 1.00

01:01:01.040 yeah how did you know she was gonna do that 0.99

01:01:04.040 well actually i forgot my wallet on the table and i overheard everything

01:01:08.040 thanks i appreciate it

01:01:10.040 no worries

01:01:11.040 good guy

01:01:12.040 you know what i did was wrong but

01:01:13.040 man you don't deserve that 0.99

01:01:14.040 is that the same black guy or is that a different black guy 1.00

01:01:17.040 i'm gonna go call the cops 0.97

01:01:19.040 eventually the police came and arrested Bree for attempted murder

01:01:24.040 by trying to force pills down John's throat

01:01:27.040 John was devastated from all that happened

01:01:29.040 but he can only move forward now

01:01:31.040 also those are supplements what type of heart attack pills are these

01:01:34.040 no

01:01:38.040 all right

01:01:39.040 what was the lesson

01:01:41.040 what did we learn from this

01:01:43.040 okay let's watch hot asian lady eats dog 1.00

01:01:46.040 coming up

01:01:47.040 okay they better not show asians in a bad later 0.99

01:01:48.040 i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna lose my mind bro

01:01:50.040 coming up on tomorrow's teachings

01:01:52.040 what are you doing

01:01:53.040 oh

01:01:54.040 oh

01:01:55.040 so yummy

01:01:56.040 i mean

01:01:58.040 wow

01:01:59.040 you're lucky i don't eat cats

01:02:02.040 don't eat the cat

01:02:07.040 it's so good to hear from you bella

01:02:09.040 it feels like we were just senior in college yesterday

01:02:12.040 a lot has changed

01:02:14.040 tds is on tds is on

01:02:15.040 about three months ago my parents died in a plane crash

01:02:19.040 scenes have been pretty rough

01:02:21.040 especially on my sister

01:02:23.040 she sticks out all the time and i never know what she's up to 0.93

01:02:27.040 we have been looking after our parents house

01:02:29.040 we are trying to get it so at the moment

01:02:32.040 so hey if you are in the market let me know

01:02:35.040 besides that well that's really it

01:02:37.040 i hope you are doing well and i cannot wait to see you

01:02:41.040 hey where are you going?

01:02:43.040 nowhere

01:02:45.040 ching i thought we were going to go through the paperwork

01:02:48.040 i gotta run i'll be back

01:03:08.040 hi

01:03:09.040 hi i'm trent

01:03:10.040 i'm the dog sitter

01:03:12.040 oh please come in

01:03:16.040 thank you thank you for coming

01:03:18.040 see i gotta propose to my girlfriend tomorrow 1.00

01:03:21.040 oh wow

01:03:22.040 yeah such short notice i gotta fly all the way to florida

01:03:26.040 for a custom made engagement ring

01:03:29.040 uh i don't trust it to be shipped so

01:03:32.040 i'm gonna go tomorrow and get it

01:03:34.040 so thank you thank you for coming

01:03:38.040 oh it's no worries at all

01:03:40.040 i'm just glad i could

01:03:42.040 dot hey sneak a quick question 0.91

01:03:43.040 what color was the guy who screwed your girl at the swinger club again? 0.54

01:03:47.040 oh here she is 1.00

01:03:49.040 is that why you love to put white people down? 0.98

01:03:51.040 so yummy 0.98

01:03:53.040 oh so cute

01:03:55.040 this is ginger

01:03:57.040 so if you can take her on a walk in an hour or two

01:04:00.040 later on at night

01:04:01.040 food is over there in the cabinet

01:04:04.040 fresh and ling ling

01:04:05.040 treats are over there in that cabinet

01:04:07.040 oh wait i actually brought some

01:04:09.040 treats for her

01:04:11.040 you're so awesome

01:04:13.040 so let me say bye to my baby

01:04:15.040 okay

01:04:19.040 you'll be good for Trin okay

01:04:21.040 and you'll be back tomorrow

01:04:23.040 okay

01:04:25.040 bye bye baby

01:04:28.040 okay

01:04:29.040 so

01:04:31.040 you guys

01:04:33.040 enjoy the evening

01:04:35.040 don't worry about her

01:04:37.040 she's in great hands

01:04:38.040 alright thank you

01:04:39.040 bye bye

01:04:41.040 no

01:04:44.040 dot sneaker we're not mad when we see that 0.74

01:04:47.040 but it's annoying when they constantly push the black guy white woman dynamic 1.00

01:04:51.040 when in reality most people prefer their own race 1.00

01:04:53.040 shit is corny AF 1.00

01:04:56.040 if it was the other way around blacks would be annoyed as well 1.00

01:04:59.040 you're mad 0.97

01:05:05.040 it's not my inner thoughts and why does the dog 0.88

01:05:08.040 why does he have LGBT ears 0.81

01:05:09.040 we eat ears

01:05:19.040 don't do it

01:05:21.040 aww ginger 0.99

01:05:23.040 you look so cute

01:05:25.040 we eat

01:05:26.040 we eat

01:05:35.040 eat dogs

01:05:37.040 we eat

01:05:38.040 she's making sushi of it

01:05:40.040 eat dogs

01:05:41.040 we eat dogs

01:05:44.040 we can eat eat dogs

01:05:47.040 we can eat eat dogs

01:05:54.040 I am going to watch out of this

01:05:57.040 I am kind of hungry now

01:06:00.040 eat eat dogs

01:06:03.040 dogs

01:06:04.040 Fox.

01:06:07.420 Ginger. 0.87

01:06:09.140 No, no, no.

01:06:22.100 Where did that come from?

01:06:24.860 Joe! Joe! 0.89

01:06:26.660 Doctor, how am I mad when I stated facts?

01:06:29.100 Hey, Trin. 0.84

01:06:30.040 You have a cat?

01:06:32.680 Oh, I totally forgot to mention that.

01:06:35.120 That's just Felix. He won't bother anybody.

01:06:38.040 Just leave him in his room. 0.90

01:06:41.300 He has a litter box and food in my room.

01:06:43.400 Just let him go.

01:06:45.260 Okay.

01:06:46.520 How's my baby girl?

01:06:48.700 Oh! Oh, she's great.

01:06:51.280 I'm about to take her for a walk.

01:06:53.320 You're amazing.

01:06:54.680 Please call me if you need anything, alright?

01:06:56.680 Alright, bye.

01:06:57.740 Docs, you guys try to push BBC propaganda a lot.

01:07:00.120 Oh my god, white people. 1.00

01:07:01.180 You guys get so mad over fucking videos. 1.00

01:07:06.640 You're lucky I don't eat cats. 1.00

01:07:09.560 It's tradition to my culture that you'll be sacrificed to the gods.

01:07:14.840 What religion?

01:07:15.940 Hey, babe.

01:07:23.820 Hi, babe.

01:07:24.860 Do you think you can do me a favor, please?

01:07:29.560 Yeah, what's up?

01:07:30.360 Well, I was on this dog app, hired this woman, and I'm on my way to the business convention.

01:07:40.880 But when I called her, she seemed a little suspicious.

01:07:46.320 And I'm wondering if you can just, like, check on her for me, please?

01:07:50.680 Yeah, of course, I will go right now.

01:07:53.340 Oh, thank you, babe.

01:07:56.560 I love you.

01:07:57.900 Love you, too.

01:08:00.180 Bye-bye.

01:08:03.300 Another? No.

01:08:06.460 Is it a teammate or an op?

01:08:09.480 Hello?

01:08:09.780 They should take some of your eyebrow hair and transplant it into your beard.

01:08:13.720 Hello?

01:08:13.760 What's that?

01:08:33.420 Doc, can I steal your one-minute podcast idea in the UK?

01:08:37.920 I'm probably going to do it anyway.

01:08:39.880 Let Satan take you now! 0.88

01:08:42.140 No!

01:08:42.540 No!

01:08:47.500 No!

01:08:52.540 Ellie?

01:09:03.940 So you mean to tell me you eat dogs to cope with the loss of your parents?

01:09:07.680 Officer, why haven't you arrested her?

01:09:14.300 Oh, she will be arrested.

01:09:16.420 It's just mandatory to ask her a few more things.

01:09:19.580 One of which, that was the last one.

01:09:21.700 You have her a right to remain silent anything you say.

01:09:24.240 Wait, wait, wait.

01:09:25.220 Can I talk to her real quick before you take her? 1.00

01:09:27.500 I suppose.

01:09:32.460 Did you always go to that first?

01:09:33.620 What does any of this have to do with Sarah rejecting the ish out of you? 1.00

01:09:36.760 I know.

01:09:37.480 I'm sorry.

01:09:38.200 Must have been a lot of pain.

01:09:40.240 Just goes to show you never can trust those dog-setting apps.

01:09:43.040 You'll always be my little sister, Jim.

01:09:44.940 I love you.

01:09:46.440 I will visit you.

01:09:47.240 Dr. Zionist supporter Steezy Cain wishes he could make a short film as good as this.

01:09:52.000 Now, brothers, back to dancing in the street.

01:09:54.520 I just can't believe it.

01:09:56.120 Hmm.

01:09:56.980 Jerky.

01:09:58.920 No!

01:10:00.480 No!

01:10:01.000 It's just some good jerky.

01:10:04.420 It's just homemade.

01:10:05.640 It's doggy.

01:10:06.320 Where did you find that jerky?

01:10:07.660 Not jerky.

01:10:08.340 I ain't my jerky.

01:10:12.560 Oh.

01:10:14.920 Are you okay, man?

01:10:17.420 Are you okay?

01:10:18.180 Yeah.

01:10:19.320 Yeah.

01:10:21.080 Wait a minute.

01:10:22.020 No.

01:10:24.920 Officer.

01:10:26.420 Oh, my God.

01:10:27.520 Oh.

01:10:28.860 Officer.

01:10:29.340 Officer.

01:10:29.860 Officer.

01:10:35.000 No.

01:10:37.000 Dot, is this video Sneeko's dad's version of how I met your mother?

01:10:41.080 Also, what kind of white is your dad?

01:10:43.540 Oh.

01:10:44.940 No.

01:10:48.540 What's happening?

01:10:50.040 He ate the poisonous tree. 1.00

01:10:56.520 I'ma kill her, Ally. 1.00

01:10:57.820 Caleb, I didn't mean to eat the dog. 0.98

01:11:00.960 Don't you already invested in this storyline?

01:11:03.400 This is good.

01:11:03.960 You don't know how I feel.

01:11:06.500 The loss of my parents is too hard on me.

01:11:10.860 Eating animals were the only way that I felt happy again.

01:11:14.500 This is not COVID, Sergeant.

01:11:15.380 Caleb, please understand.

01:11:18.200 But you ate my dog. 0.98

01:11:23.780 You don't know how I feel, Caleb.

01:11:26.880 You have to try to understand.

01:11:29.240 What the?

01:11:38.380 No.

01:11:40.060 Slavery?

01:11:40.580 When I knew that Caleb was going to kill Trin, Ally saved her sister and began to kill 1.00

01:11:45.220 Caleb.

01:11:46.100 For the next six months, Ally and Trin would make him a slave.

01:11:49.440 Eventually, Ally and Trin both went to jail due to Caleb escaping during Christmas.

01:11:56.400 Christmas?

01:11:56.920 Hey, guys.

01:12:02.140 It's Jessica from Tomorrow's Teaching.

01:12:04.140 What did we learn?

01:12:04.560 I hope you enjoyed that amazing video.

01:12:06.260 Amazing?

01:12:06.740 We all live here together.

01:12:07.680 So let's make this world a better place.

01:12:09.740 One video at a time. 0.98

01:12:11.600 We're not whipping black people at eating dogs? 0.78

01:12:14.040 If you like what you saw, subscribe, share, like. 0.87

01:12:18.340 New videos are out every Monday and Friday.

01:12:21.780 Let's spread awareness about these issues.

01:12:24.340 Spread awareness about what?

01:12:25.880 What?

01:12:27.340 Where did the whip come from?

01:12:30.220 How did she just have a whip with her? 1.00

01:12:41.120 White kid's shame for a small wiener. 1.00

01:12:44.460 Hot sister catches her brother edging. 0.99

01:12:47.920 Coming up on Tomorrow's Teachings.

01:12:50.600 Dot, I'm stealing your one-minute podcast idea, Chigeko. 1.00

01:12:53.980 There's nothing you can do about it.

01:12:55.620 Well, you can't do it well.

01:12:56.920 What's going on?

01:13:00.220 What is it?

01:13:01.940 Yes, Daddy.

01:13:08.380 He's doing fine.

01:13:10.080 And speaking of change, where is he?

01:13:12.240 He's probably sleeping in.

01:13:14.840 No, no.

01:13:18.340 He sleeps in till 12 every day.

01:13:23.260 My goodness.

01:13:27.460 James?

01:13:29.020 Tell him Nana's here.

01:13:30.420 James?

01:13:45.800 James?

01:13:49.800 Not doing it well.

01:13:52.720 James!

01:13:53.160 I'm going to go.

01:13:53.800 James, no!

01:13:55.500 James, no!

01:13:57.340 No!

01:13:59.120 Ew! 0.98

01:14:03.620 James?

01:14:04.140 I want the audio.

01:14:07.260 Come out.

01:14:08.920 Nana's here.

01:14:11.100 It's almost one o'clock.

01:14:15.580 You even had breakfast.

01:14:16.820 It's literally Jessica Ginsberg.

01:14:18.920 Ginsberg people.

01:14:20.640 Ha! 0.89

01:14:20.860 Let's wait.

01:14:25.300 I wish he'd play a sport or something.

01:14:28.340 Yeah, well, me too.

01:14:29.780 I don't know what he does in that room all day.

01:14:32.080 Who listens with audio?

01:14:36.700 The Bluetooth device is just...

01:14:38.480 He's just lazy. 0.99

01:14:39.640 I fucking know what he does in that room all day long. 0.99

01:14:44.000 I don't need for you to be here. 1.00

01:14:45.800 I think I should stay and I think we should have sex. 0.99

01:14:49.900 Okay. 0.99

01:14:51.020 Oh, my goodness.

01:15:00.480 James, no!

01:15:01.320 To be honest, how many of you have done this exact same thing?

01:15:14.060 Ghost!

01:15:15.540 Ghost!

01:15:17.980 Ghost!

01:15:19.420 James!

01:15:21.440 Ghost!

01:15:22.640 James!

01:15:23.160 Ghost!

01:15:23.720 Can I come in?

01:15:37.700 Yeah.

01:15:39.180 That's the oldest teenager I've ever seen.

01:15:40.940 Why would you sit on the bed after you just heard that?

01:15:56.180 Look.

01:15:56.720 Don't you know how I can tell you...

01:15:58.540 I want you to know what you were doing earlier... 0.97

01:16:00.540 You've become a weird creep. 0.87

01:16:01.900 ...is totally normal. 0.88

01:16:02.860 Everyone does it.

01:16:09.660 Sometimes it can be a problem, though.

01:16:14.680 Too much of it can be bad, James.

01:16:18.920 But I've only done it a few times.

01:16:24.360 James!

01:16:24.980 It's okay.

01:16:25.300 You don't need to be embarrassed.

01:16:26.320 I'm your father.

01:16:28.600 But we, uh...

01:16:30.200 Your poor mother washes your laundry all the time, 1.00

01:16:35.560 and she can smell your... 0.52

01:16:38.000 ...discharge.

01:16:39.640 I can smell it every time I walk by your room.

01:16:43.480 Okay?

01:16:47.400 Does grandma know?

01:16:49.640 Wait, that's the grandma?

01:16:51.280 Yeah. 0.88

01:16:51.720 Why is it a black grandma? 1.00

01:16:52.980 Let's just be glad that your sister wasn't here. 0.99

01:16:57.360 It's time to stop.

01:17:00.600 Bro, he looks older than his dad.

01:17:02.200 I don't want anything bad to happen to you.

01:17:06.840 What?

01:17:08.040 But I've only done it a few times.

01:17:10.180 Like, just...

01:17:11.620 Stop touching myself, okay?

01:17:14.680 And no more explicit content.

01:17:16.480 It's broad figure development!

01:17:17.780 How do you think I made a multi-million dollar company?

01:17:22.320 They've got a brokey house.

01:17:23.120 If it wasn't from BeatmRV.

01:17:24.580 Cook! 0.98

01:17:25.400 Huh?

01:17:26.120 I love you, James.

01:17:28.200 Okay?

01:17:29.200 I love you, too.

01:17:31.340 James.

01:17:32.600 I mean it. 0.95

01:17:33.120 Shout out to kick me, Jake Future.

01:17:35.340 Five dollars an hour.

01:17:36.480 That's more than she costs to get paid for doing Twitter spaces, 1.00

01:17:39.860 which she gets paid zero dollars per hour. 1.00

01:17:42.020 James has managed to abstain from self-touch for three days,

01:17:51.080 but he's struggling,

01:17:52.560 especially when bombarded by explicit content on Instagram.

01:17:56.280 It'd be like that.

01:17:57.020 It highlights how our society glorifies such material.

01:18:00.560 I'm learning something.

01:18:01.500 James finds himself in a tough spot.

01:18:04.100 Ew, back to camera. 0.99

01:18:05.080 No more jerking off. 0.99

01:18:06.920 No more corn. 0.99

01:18:08.340 Until his dog, Lulu, enters the room,

01:18:13.180 sparking an idea.

01:18:14.620 Lulu?

01:18:15.520 No.

01:18:17.100 No.

01:18:19.480 No.

01:18:20.940 Lulu?

01:18:23.500 Come here, Lulu.

01:18:28.340 Dot, I'm not comfortable with how tight that simulated grip was.

01:18:33.240 James!

01:18:33.880 Mom! 0.97

01:18:34.780 What are you doing here?

01:18:36.060 Why did he put it on his face?

01:18:40.340 I don't know what it looks like.

01:18:41.160 Oh my God, get away. 1.00

01:18:42.200 You are disgusting, James. 1.00

01:18:43.900 You're disgusting. 1.00

01:18:45.460 You've got a problem. 1.00

01:18:46.720 You've got a big problem!

01:18:48.520 I wasn't doing what you thought I was.

01:18:50.500 Yes, you were!

01:18:51.360 Mom, I was not...

01:18:53.020 I wasn't doing it.

01:18:54.060 I didn't do it.

01:18:56.120 James finds himself in tears

01:18:58.540 as he gradually descends into slovenliness.

01:19:01.700 James! 0.91

01:19:01.900 Over time, he transforms into a slob, 1.00

01:19:05.220 indulging in bed-bound eating sessions 0.74

01:19:07.640 while consuming copious amounts of explicit content,

01:19:12.160 squandering away his existence.

01:19:14.780 Now mired in depression,

01:19:16.860 he resigns himself to this bleak way of life.

01:19:20.020 I'm from Argentina.

01:19:24.980 No way!

01:19:25.920 Doc James, make me a peanut butter snadwich after you finish.

01:19:29.080 No way!

01:19:31.120 You want to say I'm going to be in the war of Syria, 0.84

01:19:32.240 I'm going to die to attempt it.

01:19:33.280 You see Hamza right here?

01:19:34.800 Adonis,

01:19:35.700 nofap, 1.00

01:19:36.760 you can't keep watching porn. 0.99

01:19:38.480 Well done. 0.95

01:19:39.140 Appreciate that.

01:19:39.920 Can you touch on the detriments of weak will?

01:19:42.440 Yeah, you're a little... 0.99

01:19:43.200 I guess you can't stop myself from jerking off. 0.99

01:19:45.580 Literally, I was going to say the exact same thing. 0.97

01:19:48.040 Dr. Harden, you ironically paid Cheezer

01:19:50.200 to put peanut butter on his nuts

01:19:52.060 and having his dog lick it.

01:19:54.140 There's no chance.

01:19:55.020 That's the human condition.

01:19:56.000 Oh, I'm hungry, I have to eat,

01:19:57.260 I'm tired, I have to sleep.

01:19:58.300 We preach against this all the time.

01:20:00.280 Hi guys, help me, 0.99

01:20:01.140 I can't stop jerking off. 0.99

01:20:02.200 What's the bad... 0.99

01:20:02.640 What you have to understand is...

01:20:04.200 The video encourages James to exercise

01:20:08.200 and emphasises his ability to master his thoughts.

01:20:12.860 We witness James diligently working out,

01:20:15.980 engaging in self-improvement activities.

01:20:19.100 Through this process,

01:20:20.560 James learns to combat his struggles.

01:20:23.560 Gradually, he evolves into the epitome of his potential,

01:20:27.620 sculpting his physique

01:20:28.680 and embracing his masculinity.

01:20:30.960 Red pill race. 0.93

01:20:31.640 Finally, James triumphs over his addiction.

01:20:33.860 Let's go!

01:20:34.460 Paving the way for him to embrace

01:20:36.140 a fulfilling and vibrant life.

01:20:47.660 I can't see!

01:20:50.860 I can't see!

01:20:52.480 I can't see!

01:20:55.480 Mom! 0.97

01:20:57.120 I can't see!

01:20:59.860 Mom! 0.97

01:21:00.380 I can't see!

01:21:02.380 Do they need to put the camera...

01:21:03.420 James, what's wrong?

01:21:04.760 I can't see anything!

01:21:06.440 What do you mean?

01:21:07.820 I can't see! 0.70

01:21:08.700 You are just so dead!

01:21:10.960 What's going on?

01:21:12.040 I can't see!

01:21:13.380 What is it?

01:21:14.960 What is it?

01:21:17.140 I can't see!

01:21:18.180 You can't see me!

01:21:19.960 What do you mean?

01:21:21.340 You can't see James!

01:21:23.200 Did he nut his vision away?

01:21:24.300 I'm calling Doc.

01:21:25.060 James!

01:21:25.760 James!

01:21:30.040 James!

01:21:30.520 James!

01:21:31.040 Let's go!

01:21:33.960 Dr. Shiva!

01:21:35.080 Don't join our digital university.

01:21:37.660 We don't need your money.

01:21:39.400 We do not profit off pain.

01:21:41.280 We are not pain profiteers.

01:21:43.620 Across the US.

01:21:44.700 What do you mean it's not good?

01:21:47.820 How do we get him to see? 0.93

01:21:55.220 I'm sorry, but James has developed a condition called optical neuropathy due to excessive masturbation. 0.97

01:22:06.460 No. 0.97

01:22:07.920 Yes.

01:22:08.420 And I'm sorry to say this, but it's also irreversible.

01:22:18.300 No.

01:22:19.520 No! 1.00

01:22:24.200 Too much pornography and jerking off. 1.00

01:22:27.940 And now he's blind forever. 1.00

01:22:30.140 Damn it, James! 1.00

01:22:31.080 I warned him of this! 0.99

01:22:32.160 Apparently, he may have stopped too late because the condition was already embedded.

01:22:38.420 I'm truly sorry.

01:22:40.040 It's okay.

01:22:40.640 No.

01:22:41.260 It's okay.

01:22:41.860 I can't see.

01:22:44.160 It's okay.

01:22:44.940 I can't see, James.

01:22:47.360 Several months later, James navigates the streets with a cane, adapting to his new reality

01:22:53.620 as a blind individual.

01:22:55.700 Bro nutted away his vision.

01:22:56.600 Despite his previous efforts at self-improvement, it seems too late to alter his course.

01:23:03.280 Striving to uphold the best version of himself, James encounters the familiar technology

01:23:08.420 temptation of self-gratification, now exacerbated by his blindness.

01:23:14.120 Suddenly, an advertisement interrupts, promoting a lifelike sex doll designed to replicate human

01:23:21.560 touch.

01:23:22.920 Intrigued by the prospect, James is drawn in by the auditory allure.

01:23:27.800 Despite his inability to see it, he eagerly awaits its arrival.

01:23:33.080 You've been naughty.

01:23:34.980 I know I have.

01:23:35.840 Punished me already.

01:23:36.960 Hey, I want to hear you say nothing.

01:23:38.740 Not a thing.

01:23:39.660 You got it?

01:23:40.560 Yes, Daddy. 1.00

01:23:42.640 Oh, shit, Miles. 1.00

01:23:43.740 I forgot the protection. 1.00

01:23:45.020 Hey, we'll be right back, baby, all right?

01:23:46.780 I don't want to hear a word.

01:23:47.840 All right, hurry, Daddies. 1.00

01:23:48.860 What the fuck? 1.00

01:23:53.500 Where is my room? 1.00

01:23:54.420 Where is my room?

01:23:54.480 I only have one, so I'm going to have to share it.

01:24:21.340 James, what are you doing?

01:24:22.880 James, what the heck?

01:24:24.040 I thought this was my room. 0.95

01:24:26.800 No, it's not your room.

01:24:28.100 I thought that was my doll.

01:24:30.040 James, that's your sister.

01:24:33.080 No!

01:24:33.360 Does that call the doll?

01:24:34.500 I'm sorry.

01:24:35.480 No!

01:24:40.820 I can't see anything.

01:24:42.840 It was a mistake.

01:24:44.480 Due to James' actions, his sister became pregnant and chose to keep the baby.

01:24:49.880 Tragically, the child was born with severe disabilities, both blind and deaf.

01:24:57.080 Overwhelmed by guilt and shame, James made the drastic decision to dispose of the baby.

01:25:04.180 However, his actions were discovered by the authorities, resulting in a life sentence behind bars.

01:25:11.180 What's up, guys?

01:25:11.720 What's up, guys?

01:25:15.820 This is Oliver from Tomorrow's Teachings.

01:25:17.400 We hope you guys learned something from our new video.

01:25:20.260 Make sure to like, comment, subscribe to Tomorrow's Teachings, and also check out our Patreon.

01:25:24.800 Have a good one.

01:25:25.560 I learned a lot today.

01:25:37.840 I learned a lot today.

01:25:44.640 Chat, man.

01:25:45.600 Got some stuff to talk to you guys about, bro.

01:25:47.580 A lot of people are questioning my Christian status.

01:25:52.200 I just want to address everything, bro.

01:25:56.080 We're going to get it all out there.

01:25:57.740 In all honesty, I feel like I don't need to address myself because what I've realized is people on the internet, they come in with their own opinion.

01:26:06.300 You know what I mean?

01:26:07.020 It's kind of like the Drake-Kendrick Lamar beef, you feel me?

01:26:09.980 A lot of people went in with the mindset that Kendrick won.

01:26:14.840 You know what I mean?

01:26:15.500 Nah, Kendrick won.

01:26:16.400 It doesn't matter.

01:26:17.200 Wait, what?

01:26:18.200 How did he go from Christianity to Kendrick?

01:26:20.460 What Drake drops, it doesn't matter what Drake said.

01:26:22.840 People already came in with that mindset.

01:26:25.080 When, you know, Drake will drop a song or something, it's like, ah, bro, it's whatever.

01:26:30.160 Kendrick's better.

01:26:30.760 That's the best way I can explain this.

01:26:32.520 I made two videos on my main channel addressing everything and telling people, you know, why I wouldn't be doing pranks and, you know, why I would be stepping away from all that.

01:26:42.760 And so that was in, like, October when I made that last video on my main channel, right?

01:26:48.100 Fast forward to December.

01:26:50.480 House of Highlights hit me up.

01:26:51.500 They're like, yo, Jadeon, we're doing a Creators Putt-Putt tournament, bro.

01:26:56.220 So with you, Baylen Levine, Deer Rage, Deadrian Harden, you know, it's just gonna be a fun, good time.

01:27:01.440 So I'm like, bro, play Putt-Putt with my friends, other creators, people I haven't seen in a while.

01:27:06.360 They fly me out, I go out there, and we play Putt-Putt, had a good time.

01:27:11.740 I go on Instagram, I'm looking at the post, tell me why I go in the comments section, and I see people saying, oh, I knew he was lying about being a real Christian, bro, look at him, he's still out here doing stuff.

01:27:23.740 Because I was playing Putt-Putt.

01:27:26.680 Bro, I... 0.77

01:27:27.540 Don't you content creators are massive narcissists.

01:27:31.140 Gonna look pretty at 40.

01:27:32.560 People were literally complaining on the IG for me playing Putt-Putt.

01:27:39.600 Then I also saw people saying, golfing is haram.

01:27:42.240 I thought he said he would never go on the internet again. 0.99

01:27:44.580 He's such a liar. 0.93

01:27:45.900 And, bro, I'm seeing people say the complete opposite of what I said. 0.98

01:27:50.500 The video's up.

01:27:51.480 I go out in public, you know, people are like, bro, I thought you said you would never post a video again.

01:27:57.400 It's like, were we not watching the same video, bro?

01:28:00.100 Like, I put the video up there, and so earlier today, man, I posted a video, chat.

01:28:05.720 We posted a video on the second channel, man.

01:28:07.800 If you guys haven't seen it already, man, go check it out.

01:28:10.300 We posted purposely bombing at comedy shows.

01:28:13.640 It was me, Vito, Blazin', Jayoma, Hilbert.

01:28:19.600 They all pulled up on us.

01:28:20.700 We went to a comedy show.

01:28:21.660 And we were like, bro, here, let's purposely bomb and see who can get the least laughs.

01:28:26.860 You know what I mean?

01:28:27.820 We're just going around having fun.

01:28:29.600 Posted the video.

01:28:30.920 Go in the comment section.

01:28:32.580 Oh, I knew he wasn't a real Christian. 0.99

01:28:34.280 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 0.72

01:28:36.280 Regarding religion, you carried yourself 1,000 times better than Gideon. 0.93

01:28:40.820 You did not really change the energy while he did a 180, at least, behavior-wise.

01:28:46.460 Him going from Bible study channel to Street Beef's fight is such a bad look.

01:28:52.280 Uh, is Gideon still a Christian? 0.67

01:28:54.400 You know, I'll be seeing it in the chat, bro.

01:28:55.900 We'll be vibing, reacting to a video.

01:28:58.500 Someone come up in the chat.

01:28:59.520 Is Gideon still a Christian? 0.97

01:29:00.160 But I hope he addresses Brother Josh's house in Israel in this video.

01:29:04.700 So far, bro is just yapping about nothing.

01:29:07.640 We want to know why he's celebrating Hanukkah, not this random stuff.

01:29:11.900 Please bring Gideon back to Christ.

01:29:14.060 Bro, am I still a Christian?

01:29:16.740 Of course, bro.

01:29:17.300 Of course.

01:29:17.940 Bro, Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior to the day I die.

01:29:20.420 I have no plans on changing that, bro.

01:29:21.620 I've been a Christian my entire life.

01:29:23.160 Just because I say I'm giving my life to Christ doesn't mean I wasn't a Christian before.

01:29:25.900 It's just like, I want to really dedicate my life to Christ.

01:29:27.580 I think a lot of people saw the title and the thumbnail, and they were like,

01:29:29.440 oh, bro, he was never a Christian before, yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda. 0.64

01:29:31.020 And this is the thing, man.

01:29:31.820 It's probably my fault for putting it out there.

01:29:32.900 But the reason why I put my journey out to the world, for instance,

01:29:35.980 it wasn't to get brownie points with the Christian community.

01:29:38.180 It wasn't to get sympathy from y'all.

01:29:39.540 It was none of that.

01:29:40.300 It was 100, 1,000% for me.

01:29:42.480 And I'll tell you guys why.

01:29:43.240 So many times before, I would tell myself, you know what?

01:29:45.920 God, you know, I'm not going to be doing stuff.

01:29:47.180 Like, I'm not going to be doing, like, these cringy e-dates.

01:29:48.920 I'm not going to be, you know, sexualizing women,

01:29:51.540 doing stuff that I would do on streams or on videos and stuff.

01:29:53.660 And then I would turn right back around, and I would do that stuff.

01:29:55.360 You know what I mean?

01:29:55.840 I kept on having, like, a private battle within myself.

01:29:58.020 I'd be like, oh, I'm not going to do that.

01:29:59.120 Do it again.

01:29:59.640 Oh, I'm not going to do that.

01:30:00.400 Do it again.

01:30:00.860 Oh, I'm not going to do that.

01:30:01.480 Do it again.

01:30:01.780 Tale as old as time, being a Christian. 1.00

01:30:03.060 You know what I mean?

01:30:03.580 We constantly fall back in sin.

01:30:04.780 Now, I was like, bro, something's got to give.

01:30:06.600 So what I did for myself was I put myself into rehab, low-key.

01:30:09.640 But I put myself into internet rehab.

01:30:10.880 I put out there to the world, world, I'm not going to be doing this anymore.

01:30:14.260 Don't keep me on the type of eaker to be the type of guy to join blacks for Israel. 1.00

01:30:17.840 I'm not going to be doing this type of content. 0.97

01:30:19.040 I'm not going to be sexualizing women. 0.90

01:30:20.280 I'm not going to be doing this stuff anymore.

01:30:21.680 I'm not going to be the Jadeon that you guys saw previously.

01:30:23.780 I put that out there, not for you guys, but for me, to hold me accountable.

01:30:27.160 Because I couldn't hold myself accountable.

01:30:29.040 So I was like, you know what, Jadeon?

01:30:31.780 I was going to see you act up and backtrack it.

01:30:33.700 So that was my mindset when I did that.

01:30:35.000 I put it out there so the world could see, so I can hold myself accountable.

01:30:37.760 Actually, this time.

01:30:38.400 That was the whole reason why I did it.

01:30:39.400 And what I also feel like is a lot of people saw that video.

01:30:42.320 And, bro, I had so many different pastors being like,

01:30:44.900 yo, man, you need to come to my church and stuff.

01:30:47.260 And it was never even out of love, bro.

01:30:48.760 I looked at it as like a lot of the people that were hitting me up,

01:30:50.900 it was just like my views, who I am.

01:30:52.500 Oh, it's a celebrity giving his life over to Christ.

01:30:54.220 Oh, okay, I'm not going to say celebrity.

01:30:55.360 An influencer with a lot of followers.

01:30:57.100 Let me humble myself.

01:30:57.660 Let me humble myself.

01:30:58.120 I was wondering why he sounded like he had peanut butter.

01:31:01.360 I didn't notice he had braces.

01:31:03.000 Dr. MJ said,

01:31:04.460 Ujideon, I'm not going to take you serious with that pimple on your face. 1.00

01:31:08.520 It's distracting me.

01:31:10.120 I'm a influencer with a lot of influence giving himself over to Christ, bro.

01:31:12.820 And a lot of people made a big deal out of the video when they really shouldn't have.

01:31:15.600 Because, bro, it doesn't matter how many followers you have,

01:31:17.300 if you're a follower of Christ, bro, and you're giving me a life to Christ, man,

01:31:19.220 it's congratulations, bro.

01:31:20.500 Praise God.

01:31:21.380 But it's like, for some reason, when someone with influence does it,

01:31:23.820 it's like we venerate them, bro.

01:31:24.980 I was getting all types of weird veneration.

01:31:26.660 I was getting all types of weird videos made on me, bro.

01:31:29.140 I was getting so many deep dives from Christian channels,

01:31:31.280 deep diving into everything, breaking it down.

01:31:32.720 It's not that big a deal.

01:31:33.420 It's a big deal, but it's not that big a deal.

01:31:34.920 The angels and God, they rejoice for everybody that turned their life over to Christ.

01:31:37.560 You know, they don't look at your subscriber count and be like,

01:31:39.680 oh, man, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:31:40.840 So, Deion came over to our side?

01:31:41.920 Hey, yo, Satan, man, you took the L on this one.

01:31:43.940 So, fast forward, I just do me, man.

01:31:45.240 You know what I mean?

01:31:45.720 I go to Japan.

01:31:47.140 Like, I'm chilling.

01:31:48.140 You know, I take a break from social media.

01:31:49.260 Because I had so many people tell me.

01:31:50.420 Even my own pastor, he was telling me.

01:31:51.580 He was like, bro, you know you can still be an entertainer and, you know, follow Christ.

01:31:54.200 And I knew that.

01:31:54.860 So many people were telling me, Deion, you know you can follow Christ and be an entertainer?

01:31:57.920 It's like, bro, duh.

01:31:58.680 I know that.

01:31:59.400 Like, look at people like Corey Kinchin.

01:32:00.540 I know that.

01:32:01.280 But my mindset was so far removed.

01:32:03.100 Imagine you do something a certain type of way.

01:32:05.400 And it's like, I didn't build my house on proper soil.

01:32:07.880 You know what I mean?

01:32:08.580 Like, I'm out here doing pranks every week.

01:32:10.160 You know, just agitating everybody.

01:32:11.460 You know what I mean?

01:32:12.140 And then, you know, I'm over here making this super thirsty content.

01:32:15.180 You know, getting girls and stuff to get more views and everything on the second channel.

01:32:18.240 And it's like, you can't just switch that over.

01:32:19.820 You know, you got to take a break.

01:32:20.360 You got to take a step back.

01:32:21.140 Because I would try to switch it over while I was going to do on YouTube.

01:32:23.840 Bro, I feel like Deion fell for every bad Christian stereotype.

01:32:27.360 Exhibit A, loves and grovels at Israel's feet. 0.98

01:32:31.140 Exhibit B, went back to the world, literally doing street beefs. 0.99

01:32:36.320 Exhibit C, is low IQ and black. 1.00

01:32:39.760 It never worked. 0.99

01:32:40.520 So I took a step back, bro.

01:32:41.380 And I really just, like, soaked everything in.

01:32:44.140 Was putting what's important in front of everything.

01:32:46.080 You know, it's my family, my friends, God first.

01:32:48.480 And then it's like social media, you know?

01:32:49.580 Because, bro, I'm a creator still.

01:32:50.540 I love to create.

01:32:51.180 I love to make dope videos. 0.93

01:32:52.400 I love to make people laugh.

01:32:53.200 But, you know, there's better ways I can make people laugh.

01:32:54.980 I guess this whole the obsession is, it's like, bro, I'm still a Christian.

01:32:57.360 And will I make mistakes?

01:32:57.920 Yes, bro.

01:32:58.440 I know the hairline and the beard.

01:32:59.980 Well, what's the correlation with Rumble?

01:33:02.300 Because as soon as he signed the Rumble deal, he was doing, like, Bible study.

01:33:06.400 And then he goes to Twitch and then there's none of that.

01:33:08.780 Like, why did he choose to do-

01:33:10.080 Your brother dedicated his life to Christ for three months.

01:33:13.520 What was the point?

01:33:14.420 At least he lasted longer than Andrew Tate, I guess, with Islam. 1.00

01:33:19.140 No, they're both still-

01:33:21.260 Like, that's the problem with being, like, that public about your religion.

01:33:23.400 You're always going to be scrutinized about it.

01:33:24.800 But I'm just-

01:33:26.380 I'm curious, like, why did he choose to just use his Rumble streaming to do that content?

01:33:30.080 And then when he decides to make actual content again, it's just on Twitch.

01:33:34.640 But I'm only 23 years old.

01:33:36.100 I'm just doing the best I can.

01:33:37.620 Do I regret anything I did?

01:33:38.660 Like, you know, saying I'm giving my life to Christ?

01:33:40.320 No, I don't regret it at all.

01:33:41.280 It really set me in the right direction, you know what I mean?

01:33:42.900 Made me put things in perspective.

01:33:43.880 Do I still mess up?

01:33:44.640 Oh, bro, yes, a ton.

01:33:46.000 A ton.

01:33:46.480 That's the thing about being a Christian, man.

01:33:47.340 It's like, you know, as long as God gives us breath that next day-

01:33:49.800 Someone in the chat said, I thought you were in your 30s.

01:33:52.620 You know, we can bear our cross and do better, you know?

01:33:54.920 Leave whatever sin we were committing yesterday on the hill, and then we bear our cross and

01:33:59.220 we do better.

01:33:59.620 I got a lot of eyes on me.

01:34:00.540 I got a lot of eyes on me.

01:34:01.380 And, bro, it's like, in all honesty, bro, I was afraid to upload videos for a fat minute

01:34:05.280 because I was worried about what people would be saying.

01:34:08.000 And then it finally dawned on me, bro, people are going to say-

01:34:10.280 Bro, people are saying stuff about me playing putt-putt.

01:34:11.820 If people are going to be saying stuff about me playing putt-putt, then, bro, you know

01:34:14.140 what?

01:34:14.560 Let me make sure I'm just doing everything according to the word, keep myself good.

01:34:18.420 That's the best I can do.

01:34:19.280 I can't worry about what every comment's saying.

01:34:22.340 Especially, a lot of these comments, bro, they got the loudest boos from the worst seats.

01:34:27.080 They're not even sitting in my arena.

01:34:28.600 They're just walking by booing.

01:34:29.760 They don't know nothing about me.

01:34:30.440 They don't care nothing about me, but, you know, they're going to let their opinion be

01:34:32.440 known.

01:34:32.660 It's like, bro, you can't listen to all that.

01:34:33.580 Yeah, that's pretty much it, man.

01:34:34.720 I'm Christian.

01:34:35.560 I love Jesus.

01:34:36.480 Gave my life to Jesus.

01:34:37.480 It's Jesus all the way, man.

01:34:38.280 Nah, Christian's got to stay locked in the house all day and not talk to anyone or have 1.00

01:34:40.520 any fun.

01:34:41.120 Bro, I guess so.

01:34:42.380 I guess so.

01:34:43.000 But, you know, the comments I love the most, chat.

01:34:44.400 The comments I love the most.

01:34:45.180 Fair, that's probably the only WGD on has taken recently is finessing Chris Jewivsky

01:34:50.500 by killing his streaming numbers while getting paid by Chris the Jew for millions. 0.51

01:34:55.620 We see how Chris treats you.

01:34:57.260 Gideon had to finesse him for revenge for you.

01:35:00.220 Man, I love those comments, bro.

01:35:01.640 The reason is because Rumble is a holy place blessed by Allah.

01:35:05.120 Content creators are spiritually not able to create degenerate content on Rumble.

01:35:10.340 Meanwhile, Twitch is Sodom and Gomorrah.

01:35:12.420 There is no room for righteousness.

01:35:13.940 No, this is degenerate. 0.55

01:35:14.960 He is literally the underworld. 0.93

01:35:16.820 Dude, rent was due, bro.

01:35:17.960 You know what I mean?

01:35:18.740 Rent was due on my house that I paid off, man.

01:35:21.680 You got, I got to pay those non-existent bills, chat.

01:35:23.840 You feel me?

01:35:24.740 Praise God.

01:35:32.620 I'm glad he's back.

01:35:34.300 You know what's funny?

01:35:36.040 I'm actually wearing Gideon merch right now.

01:35:38.000 I didn't even know I was doing that.

01:35:39.620 And not the only fear of God, the, I got raw dogged on.

01:35:44.360 I didn't even know.

01:35:46.040 I miss Gideon.

01:35:47.680 That wasn't a coincidence.

01:35:49.360 But glad he's back to his, uh, you know, he seems like he's more himself now.

01:35:54.360 That's good.

01:35:54.660 Biden is just so bad. 0.97

01:36:00.880 He's the worst president in the history of our country. 0.88

01:36:03.280 You should make a diss track on him. 0.84

01:36:04.500 Yeah, we'll do something.

01:36:05.500 Do you think that you're starting to soften your views on some of the networks that you

01:36:08.700 may have not gotten along with in the past?

01:36:10.540 No.

01:36:10.800 Fake news.

01:36:11.180 Yeah, fake news.

01:36:12.220 We had a street fight this past week.

01:36:13.780 And how did it work out?

01:36:14.760 How you think, Mr. President?

01:36:15.760 I think you probably did pretty good.

01:36:17.520 I've watched enough of you fighting.

01:36:18.840 Unidentified aerial phenomena.

01:36:21.180 This guy, I don't know what they are.

01:36:22.620 Jewish owner of all time.

01:36:23.980 Jesus Christ, man. 1.00

01:36:24.520 Shut up. 1.00

01:36:24.800 Bro is getting finessed by blood. 1.00

01:36:27.200 R.D.U.

01:36:27.960 It's very possible.

01:36:29.260 Really powerful stuff.

01:36:30.660 AI.

01:36:31.300 They made a commercial of me promoting a product, and it wasn't me.

01:36:34.360 And I said, did I make that commercial?

01:36:36.540 Rap beefs.

01:36:37.360 Big rap beef just happened.

01:36:38.900 Drake or Kendrick?

01:36:39.720 I think so, too.

01:36:48.600 Mr. Trump.

01:36:49.200 This is all my life.

01:36:51.300 My whole life.

01:36:52.940 Anyway, how are you doing?

01:36:54.760 How are you, boss?

01:36:55.340 How's your brother?

01:36:55.940 Good?

01:36:56.840 Yeah, he's excellent.

01:36:57.740 We have a good relationship with him, right?

01:36:59.300 With Jake?

01:36:59.960 Yeah.

01:37:00.140 Yeah, we do now.

01:37:01.280 But it's not always been like that.

01:37:02.380 It's always been.

01:37:03.100 Yeah, I can imagine.

01:37:04.260 This is my brother.

01:37:05.380 Yeah, it's good.

01:37:05.800 It's good.

01:37:06.400 Tim and Tyson, who you got?

01:37:07.700 Yeah, right?

01:37:08.400 Who you got?

01:37:08.920 When is that going to be?

01:37:11.640 November.

01:37:12.300 It got rescheduled.

01:37:13.060 Look, Mike was fantastic.

01:37:14.500 I think the first Aiden stream back is going to be with Trump.

01:37:17.120 It makes the most sense.

01:37:17.880 He's got to come back with a banger. 1.00

01:37:19.860 And I know Aiden went to Mar-a-Lago.

01:37:22.280 It makes sense.

01:37:22.680 This chat is just chatting to hate on Gideon and Aint listening to his message.

01:37:27.060 He's not here to please the chat.

01:37:29.140 Him and God's relationship is between them, no one else.

01:37:32.280 Yeah, I agree with that.

01:37:33.640 I'm glad he's doing that.

01:37:36.000 We don't really need to watch this.

01:37:37.440 We don't really need to.

01:37:38.920 We don't really need to watch this.

01:37:39.640 No doubt.

01:37:39.900 We don't really need to watch that.

01:37:40.540 We don't really need to watch it.

01:37:41.620 We don't really need to watch this video.

01:37:42.280 We don't really need to do with that.

01:37:43.400 We don't even need to watch this video.

01:37:43.920 We don't really need to like this video Mercury because it krijgt the camera.

01:37:45.080 We don't want this family and it's not pris of it.

01:37:59.300 We do not reject it.

01:38:00.100 It's nice.

01:38:01.300 We don't really need to sit in.

01:38:02.600 We do not forget about 90 Biology Village.

01:38:04.620 What do you want?

01:38:05.580 We don't know for this new Elijah?

SNEAKO - June 19, 2024

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