SNEAKO - September 30, 2023


SNEAKO & RiceGum Arm Wrestling Match!


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

169.06238

Word Count

1,282

Sentence Count

265

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 He's gonna get me, Chad.
00:00:05.000 Three, two, one, go.
00:00:08.000 God!
00:00:09.000 Okay, I got him, I got him, I got him.
00:00:11.000 Alright, I got him.
00:00:12.000 Get it for snap.
00:00:13.000 Let's do it real quick.
00:00:14.000 You ready?
00:00:15.000 One, two, three.
00:00:17.000 Oh, shit!
00:00:18.000 Turn up, like, so I bought a boat.
00:00:20.000 Turn up, turn up.
00:00:22.000 Bottle hose.
00:00:23.000 Turn up.
00:00:24.000 You have to give me a turn up.
00:00:26.000 Why are you kidding?
00:00:28.000 When I was really, like, when I was really, like...
00:00:32.000 Like, what?
00:00:34.000 Love Rumble.
00:00:36.000 We've put it on since day one.
00:00:38.000 I've always been talking about how it's the best website to fight big tech.
00:00:43.000 And also, I'm thinking back to when I was banned on YouTube.
00:00:45.000 I remember all the Soyboys were saying,
00:00:46.000 Yeah, now Sneeko's on some obscure website and he's only getting 5,000 views.
00:00:50.000 I remember that.
00:00:51.000 I remember that.
00:00:52.000 Do you remember those Soyboy videos?
00:00:53.000 Yeah.
00:00:54.000 And he's like, he fell off.
00:00:55.000 Yeah, did I?
00:00:56.000 Now I'm lapping everybody on YouTube, on a mainstream platform.
00:00:59.000 You can't even do what I do on an alternative platform.
00:01:01.000 I'm coming for all your favorite streamers.
00:01:04.000 All your favorite content creators.
00:01:06.000 They banned me for talking about COVID.
00:01:08.000 They banned me for talking about the election.
00:01:10.000 For supporting Trump.
00:01:11.000 For telling the truth.
00:01:13.000 The misinformation policies are reversed now.
00:01:15.000 And I'm still here telling the truth and entertaining.
00:01:18.000 See, truth do funny.
00:01:20.000 Nobody's doing it like me.
00:01:23.000 Chad, there's this one problem with me and Sneeko.
00:01:25.000 We're talking about it.
00:01:26.000 We're like genuinely losing our minds, bro.
00:01:27.000 Yeah.
00:01:28.000 Can we talk about it or no?
00:01:29.000 I was saying that yesterday on your stream.
00:01:30.000 You seem more relaxed now.
00:01:31.000 When you're on mine, you're more chill.
00:01:32.000 No, it's because I haven't drank my Red Bull yet.
00:01:34.000 But listen.
00:01:35.000 Your voice sounds different too.
00:01:37.000 Yo, let's get chat.
00:01:38.000 Better?
00:01:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:40.000 You can't be loud here, bros.
00:01:41.000 Yeah, you can be loud.
00:01:42.000 Say it again.
00:01:43.000 No.
00:01:44.000 You know Tony Hawk's brother, Mike?
00:01:46.000 Oh no, Sigandi's?
00:01:47.000 Oh, have you ever been to Sigandi's?
00:01:48.000 We should go to the next.
00:01:49.000 It's in Africa.
00:01:50.000 After India.
00:01:51.000 Let's go to Sigandi's.
00:01:52.000 Sigandi's?
00:01:53.000 Sigandi's nuts, bitch.
00:01:54.000 I know, I knew what it was.
00:01:55.000 No, you didn't.
00:01:56.000 I got wrecky with it too.
00:01:57.000 I wanted her to do it.
00:01:58.000 Oh, thank you.
00:01:59.000 The mall is the spawn point of NPCs.
00:02:00.000 This is just where they are.
00:02:01.000 I think it's mostly casinos.
00:02:02.000 Oh yeah, casinos are even worse.
00:02:03.000 Yeah, casinos.
00:02:04.000 Something about consumerism.
00:02:05.000 Chad, am I being a hater right now?
00:02:06.000 More like if you go to a museum.
00:02:07.000 It's like everyone walks in the same line and takes the same picture of the same thing
00:02:10.000 and keeps walking.
00:02:11.000 Kind of like this right now.
00:02:12.000 Three people streaming in the same place.
00:02:13.000 Yeah.
00:02:14.000 Yeah.
00:02:15.000 Yeah.
00:02:16.000 Yeah.
00:02:17.000 Yeah.
00:02:18.000 Yeah.
00:02:19.000 Yeah.
00:02:20.000 Yeah.
00:02:21.000 Yeah.
00:02:22.000 Yeah.
00:02:23.000 Yeah.
00:02:24.000 Yeah.
00:02:25.000 Yeah.
00:02:26.000 Yeah.
00:02:27.000 Yeah.
00:02:28.000 Yeah.
00:02:29.000 Yeah.
00:02:30.000 Yeah.
00:02:31.000 Yeah.
00:02:32.000 Meow.
00:02:33.000 You know the Earth is flat right, Sarah?
00:02:36.000 So, she asked me how I know that the Earth isn't actually flat.
00:02:40.000 Oh, so you're based?
00:02:42.000 I'm a flat Earth.
00:02:43.000 I think she was like, what's the proof?
00:02:44.000 You're a flat Earth-er?
00:02:45.000 Yes.
00:02:46.000 She's a flat Earth-er.
00:02:47.000 She's a flat Earth-er.
00:02:48.000 Huh?
00:02:49.000 Is the Earth round or flat?
00:02:50.000 It's a what?
00:02:51.000 Is the Earth round or flat?
00:02:52.000 It's real.
00:02:53.000 How do you know?
00:02:55.000 Huh?
00:02:56.000 How do you know?
00:02:57.000 How do you know?
00:02:58.000 Yeah.
00:02:59.000 Have you ever been on the ocean?
00:03:00.000 Yeah.
00:03:01.000 Yeah.
00:03:02.000 Okay.
00:03:03.000 When you look out at the ocean, you see the horizon.
00:03:05.000 Yeah.
00:03:06.000 Right.
00:03:07.000 You never get to the horizon, right?
00:03:08.000 Because you can't go to Antarctica, they block it off.
00:03:10.000 No, no, no.
00:03:11.000 Yeah.
00:03:12.000 But she gets the horizon.
00:03:13.000 Because after 13 miles from sea level, the curvature of the Earth...
00:03:22.000 Wait, I have another question.
00:03:23.000 Another one, another one.
00:03:24.000 Do you think Obama's gay?
00:03:26.000 No.
00:03:27.000 Okay.
00:03:28.000 What about Michael Obama?
00:03:29.000 Michelle Obama's a man.
00:03:30.000 Michael Obama?
00:03:31.000 No idea.
00:03:32.000 No, no, no.
00:03:33.000 No, no, no.
00:03:34.000 That's why...
00:03:35.000 Well, why can we go to Antarctica then?
00:03:37.000 Because there's an ice wall surrounding the Earth.
00:03:39.000 I have no idea.
00:03:40.000 No, dude.
00:03:41.000 He's right.
00:03:42.000 Just come on.
00:03:43.000 Let it go.
00:03:44.000 Ha!
00:03:45.000 Have a good day.
00:03:46.000 All right.
00:03:47.000 The Earth is fine.
00:03:48.000 One might say that.
00:03:49.000 Please.
00:03:50.000 I found you.
00:03:51.000 Oh my God.
00:03:52.000 I've been looking for you.
00:03:53.000 Whoa.
00:03:54.000 Chris is actively making kids...
00:03:55.000 Yeah, one more time.
00:03:56.000 Wait, one more time.
00:03:57.000 Actively.
00:03:58.000 Because he's one of the most influential YouTubers in the world.
00:04:01.000 Chris, think about how many penises were chopped off because of Chris.
00:04:04.000 It's disgusting.
00:04:05.000 They just influence people to go and train more, bro.
00:04:08.000 And if they want to do that, that's not...
00:04:09.000 And they don't want to.
00:04:10.000 They're just confused and they're going through puberty and they don't know any better.
00:04:12.000 Exactly, dude.
00:04:13.000 Seriously.
00:04:14.000 What the...
00:04:15.000 Stop.
00:04:16.000 He's right here.
00:04:17.000 Okay, fine.
00:04:18.000 Yeah.
00:04:19.000 Go to the better stream.
00:04:20.000 No, no, no, no.
00:04:21.000 I was just curious.
00:04:22.000 Ah.
00:04:27.000 What's going on?
00:04:28.000 So you can't yell, like...
00:04:29.000 You can't...
00:04:30.000 Hi.
00:04:31.000 How's...
00:04:32.000 Good.
00:04:33.000 How are you?
00:04:34.000 Yeah, we're just talking about the shirt.
00:04:36.000 You can't yell, like, ching chong.
00:04:39.000 Oh, sh...
00:04:40.000 Like, you can't yell that in the store, like, given the atmosphere.
00:04:43.000 Oh, because they're saying because there's Asians here?
00:04:45.000 Yeah.
00:04:46.000 Right.
00:04:47.000 So I can yell ching chong if there's a bunch of blacks around.
00:04:50.000 I mean, no.
00:04:51.000 I guess.
00:04:52.000 That's kind of what you just said.
00:04:53.000 But I'm just saying that, like...
00:04:54.000 I don't know.
00:04:55.000 Yeah, bro.
00:04:56.000 Who's creating this here?
00:04:57.000 Actually?
00:04:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:59.000 You buy a lot of designer, huh?
00:05:02.000 Yeah, when I was in here, I didn't like anything.
00:05:05.000 Oh, did you buy stuff?
00:05:06.000 Oh, yeah, I bought the shirt.
00:05:07.000 I bought the shirt.
00:05:08.000 I bought the shirt.
00:05:09.000 Three, two, one, go.
00:05:11.000 Yeah.
00:05:12.000 Okay, I got him.
00:05:13.000 I got him.
00:05:14.000 I got him.
00:05:15.000 I got him.
00:05:16.000 Get up for snap.
00:05:17.000 Ready?
00:05:18.000 One.
00:05:19.000 One.
00:05:20.000 Two.
00:05:21.000 Oh, shit!
00:05:22.000 Oh, you're strong.
00:05:23.000 You're strong.
00:05:24.000 You're strong.
00:05:25.000 You're strong.
00:05:26.000 You're strong.
00:05:27.000 No, you're good.
00:05:28.000 You're good.
00:05:29.000 You're strong.
00:05:30.000 Are you sure?
00:05:31.000 No, you're strong.
00:05:32.000 That's crazy.
00:05:33.000 Why don't you just order clothes online?
00:05:34.000 It's okay, this station's right there.
00:05:35.000 Does he not hear words that, like...
00:05:36.000 Okay.
00:05:37.000 No, but you don't see.
00:05:38.000 Calm now.
00:05:39.000 It's tight.
00:05:40.000 How is it in tight?
00:05:41.000 No.
00:05:42.000 All right.
00:05:43.000 Oh, I'm cool.
00:05:44.000 No.
00:05:45.000 Literally.
00:05:46.000 For this thing.
00:05:47.000 Don't we know?
00:05:48.000 I rubbed off on you so bad.
00:05:49.000 We'll get this thing again.
00:05:50.000 Okay.
00:05:51.000 Snickle donated $5.
00:05:53.000 Rice, why you always sound like your nose is clogged, Lil Bro. Didn't you have surgery
00:05:58.000 also?
00:05:59.000 Do you remember Whoa Vicky?
00:06:00.000 Did you hear that?
00:06:02.000 I did.
00:06:03.000 I guess my nose is clogged.
00:06:04.000 It doesn't sound good.
00:06:05.000 And also, do you remember Whoa Vicky?
00:06:06.000 I do.
00:06:07.000 What's...
00:06:08.000 Who's Little Vicky?
00:06:09.000 Whoa Vicky.
00:06:10.000 The white black girl?
00:06:11.000 No.
00:06:12.000 What is actually black?
00:06:13.000 A black queen.
00:06:14.000 Dude.
00:06:15.000 What is this?
00:06:16.000 It doesn't make sense.
00:06:17.000 She's a white girl.
00:06:18.000 Oh, what the...
00:06:20.000 Bro.
00:06:21.000 Bro.
00:06:22.000 Bro.
00:06:23.000 Thank you for the rest.
00:06:24.000 You're good, bro.
00:06:25.000 Yeah.
00:06:26.000 Stop.
00:06:27.000 I'm him.
00:06:28.000 I'm him.
00:06:29.000 I know who you are.
00:06:30.000 How you doing?
00:06:31.000 You have a sour beer?
00:06:32.000 Oh yeah.
00:06:33.000 That's it.
00:06:34.000 It's pretty good.
00:06:35.000 Thank you so much.
00:06:37.000 Thank you for the rest.
00:06:38.000 Thank you for the rest.
00:06:39.000 I'm here.
00:06:40.000 I'm here.
00:06:41.000 I'm here.
00:06:42.000 I'm here.
00:06:43.000 I'm here.
00:06:44.000 I'm here.
00:06:45.000 I'm here.
00:06:46.000 I'm here.
00:06:47.000 I'm here.
00:06:48.000 I'm here.
00:06:49.000 I'm here.
00:06:50.000 I'm here.
00:06:51.000 No, no, no.
00:06:52.000 But ever since I really started making money, every day I had more money than the day before.
00:06:56.000 Of course.
00:06:57.000 That was the closest he ever hugged me.
00:06:58.000 Damn.
00:06:59.000 Hey, stop watching.
00:07:00.000 You're good.
00:07:01.000 We'll be ready.
00:07:02.000 You ready?
00:07:03.000 We'll be ready.
00:07:04.000 I'm here.
00:07:05.000 I'll see you next time.