SNEAKO - May 10, 2023


SNEAKO Roasts Fan's Instagram Profiles

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Length

1 hour and 29 minutes

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113.59

Word count

10,163

Sentence count

956

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Misogyny

64

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Toxicity

248

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Hate speech

76

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On this episode of the podcast, we talk about how to take better pictures, how to edit your photos, and how to simplify your life. We also talk about why you should not be sponsored by a sports team.

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00:00:00 I was just talking to some dude on Twitter, like these meme accounts, like, bro, I don't know what to post on my Instagram.
00:00:03 I can't take pictures.
00:00:04 Just go outside, put in a nice fit, and...
00:00:08 Simple.
00:00:16 Or you can do the...
00:00:19 Simple.
00:00:20 Stressing about it.
00:00:22 Easy. 0.99
00:00:23 You're goofy. 0.99
00:00:24 You're goofy, chat. 0.99
00:00:26 What is your... 0.98
00:00:26 Okay, anybody who said goofy right now,
00:00:28 put your Instagram in the chat right now so I can click it.
00:00:31 Put your Instagram right there.
00:00:33 What is this?
00:00:34 Okay, chat, chat, chat.
00:00:35 All the people who call me goofy right now, put your...
00:00:37 Someone who thinks that they're better at posing than me, put your IG right there.
00:00:41 Bro was risen in the chat.
00:00:42 No, I'm not.
00:00:42 No, I'm not.
00:00:43 I'm just showing you how to do it.
00:00:44 What are we talking about, man?
00:00:45 I'm tired of the soapy Steve's all day.
00:00:48 Okay, I'm looking at Bauer21.
00:00:50 Call me goofy.
00:00:51 Let's see his pictures right now.
00:00:52 You don't have social media?
00:00:53 Bro, you should have Instagram.
00:00:54 Why do you not have Instagram as a dude?
00:00:56 Bro, you just put a private account. 1.00
00:00:58 You fucking loser. 1.00
00:01:00 Why would you even... 1.00
00:01:00 He has no photos on here.
00:01:02 Why do you have a private account?
00:01:03 Look at this.
00:01:04 Oh, look at me.
00:01:05 I have a car.
00:01:06 That's the coolest thing about you.
00:01:07 A picture of your car.
00:01:08 At least be in the photo. 0.85
00:01:09 What are you, too autistic to be next to your car? 1.00
00:01:12 I'm spitting on my camera because you're so... 1.00
00:01:13 Schizo.
00:01:16 Don't clip that.
00:01:17 Someone else in the chat.
00:01:17 Someone else.
00:01:18 I need help.
00:01:19 Okay, let's see Bradley Boner.
00:01:21 Bradley...
00:01:21 Your name is Bradley Hohner?
00:01:24 Okay, chat.
00:01:24 Let's look at him.
00:01:26 Where?
00:01:26 Are you a girl?
00:01:29 Where are you?
00:01:30 Sun...
00:01:31 Pictures of the sky?
00:01:32 This is what girls do when they're in their soft girl era. 1.00
00:01:35 Trying to, like, clean up their whole image by posting pictures of the sky.
00:01:39 That's you.
00:01:39 Bro.
00:01:40 Sightseeing?
00:01:41 Who cares?
00:01:42 No one cares about any of these pictures unless you're in them.
00:01:44 Hey, there's one of you at the bottom.
00:01:46 I don't know which one's you.
00:01:48 I hope that's not the one closest.
00:01:51 What's this one?
00:01:52 You're walking away with too insecure to look at the camera. 1.00
00:01:56 And then a fucking... 1.00
00:01:57 More sightseeing pictures? 1.00
00:01:59 No one...
00:02:00 Bro.
00:02:00 No one cares about the waterfall, bro.
00:02:02 I'm sorry, man.
00:02:03 I'm sorry.
00:02:06 Someone else in the chat.
00:02:07 Who else called me Goofy?
00:02:08 You guys called me Goofy?
00:02:09 I just showed you a better picture right now.
00:02:12 Simple.
00:02:12 Okay, I'm checking you.
00:02:21 If this is Prawn.
00:02:23 Okay.
00:02:23 Alright, see?
00:02:24 He's doing the pose!
00:02:25 That's what I'm talking about, man. 0.99
00:02:28 What the fuck is this filter, chat? 0.99
00:02:30 No! 0.99
00:02:31 What are you doing with this filter?
00:02:33 Is this 2014?
00:02:35 Did you open up Photoshop to do this?
00:02:38 I mean, good pose, but your face is too sad.
00:02:41 Your posture could be better.
00:02:44 I know that this is Bumblecloth to be rated.
00:02:46 But I'm just like...
00:02:47 Bumblecloth! 0.86
00:02:49 Objectively, bro.
00:02:50 Like, why would you...
00:02:52 And if you're going to filter the background,
00:02:53 get out of the McDonald's parking lot.
00:02:57 Where are you?
00:02:58 This does not deserve this much editing.
00:03:01 This photo does not deserve the effort you put into it.
00:03:03 This one's better.
00:03:05 Okay, you are wearing a jersey of a team that you don't play for.
00:03:08 The background's okay.
00:03:10 Stance is good.
00:03:10 Expressions...
00:03:11 Okay.
00:03:12 But don't...
00:03:13 You know what?
00:03:14 Put on a simple shirt.
00:03:15 You don't play for Real Madrid.
00:03:17 They don't pay you.
00:03:18 Emirates doesn't pay you.
00:03:19 So don't sponsor them. 0.99
00:03:20 Don't give them free promo when they don't do shit for you. 0.98
00:03:25 Let's check this one. 0.98
00:03:26 Okay.
00:03:29 All right.
00:03:29 A little close.
00:03:31 A little close up.
00:03:32 But better.
00:03:34 Better than the other guy who was too afraid.
00:03:35 Okay, okay.
00:03:36 Let's check Soldier Grewal. 1.00
00:03:41 What the fuck? 1.00
00:03:43 Bro, you schizos. 1.00
00:03:45 All right. 0.95
00:03:47 Send me to Simon Bouchard.
00:03:49 Chat, what you think?
00:03:50 WL on this ground.
00:03:54 And we're talking from a network perspective, from picking up girls' perspective.
00:03:58 Repetitive.
00:04:01 Good.
00:04:02 Good lifestyle.
00:04:04 Look at him.
00:04:04 He's doing...
00:04:05 It's a little repetitive.
00:04:06 You could simplify this.
00:04:08 W...
00:04:09 Lots of...
00:04:09 I would say mostly W's.
00:04:10 Or maybe one guy's just spamming over and over again.
00:04:13 Okay.
00:04:13 Mostly W's. 1.00
00:04:15 So you could simplify this.
00:04:17 Simplify this.
00:04:17 I would bring it down to nine pictures.
00:04:19 Because...
00:04:20 Look.
00:04:20 Do you really need two different...
00:04:21 Okay.
00:04:21 Look.
00:04:22 Oh, bro.
00:04:22 You jump rope? 1.00
00:04:24 Sick, dude. 1.00
00:04:25 Sick. 0.99
00:04:27 Oh, here's a bag. 0.57
00:04:28 Like, you know, have one or two good boxing videos, but not that many.
00:04:32 Why is LeDion calling me?
00:04:34 What does he want to talk about?
00:04:37 What up, LeBron?
00:04:38 Do you have Brandon Carter's number?
00:04:39 Huh?
00:04:40 Do you have Brandon Carter's number?
00:04:42 Brandon Carter's number?
00:04:43 I...
00:04:44 Ask Fresh.
00:04:45 Okay.
00:04:46 Wait, say how to chat. 1.00
00:04:47 Oh, you fucking bot. 1.00
00:04:48 Fuck you. 1.00
00:04:49 Fuck you. 1.00
00:04:52 Okay. 1.00
00:04:55 Yeah, W, but just simplify.
00:04:56 Let's see.
00:04:57 Now I just have a bunch of dudes' Instagrams open. 1.00
00:04:59 What the fuck? 0.99
00:05:02 Bro. 1.00
00:05:06 Goes to a Playboy Cardi concert once. 1.00
00:05:10 Shit! 1.00
00:05:15 What is this background? 1.00
00:05:16 Why is the camera guy so far away?
00:05:20 Bro.
00:05:20 Bro.
00:05:22 He didn't even take that many pictures in the same spot.
00:05:39 You could have...
00:05:39 This could have been one or two.
00:05:43 Chad, W-Row. 0.99
00:05:47 Bro, these two are crazy, bro. 0.99
00:05:50 This one is crazy. 0.97
00:05:53 This is a meme.
00:05:57 Why are you covering your face?
00:05:58 Are you Travis now?
00:06:02 What is this stance?
00:06:03 Nah, bro.
00:06:04 Nah, bro.
00:06:04 And for this being the only thing,
00:06:06 and for being an entrepreneur,
00:06:08 you got to step your game up, bro.
00:06:11 You got to step your game up big time.
00:06:13 Wow.
00:06:13 It's like a Joseph's... 0.88
00:06:19 Hold on.
00:06:22 Like, travel or something, you know?
00:06:25 It may even be worth, like,
00:06:26 paying a photographer and going out.
00:06:28 This is a girl photo, bro.
00:06:40 A girl would take this picture. 1.00
00:06:46 Okay.
00:06:47 Yeah, haha.
00:06:52 Okay, Eddie.
00:06:52 Eddie is a photographer.
00:06:57 That one 16-year-old with the Sony.
00:06:59 There we go.
00:06:59 Good bio.
00:07:00 I don't like the profile picture,
00:07:02 but you're keeping it on brand.
00:07:03 Trying to get clients.
00:07:07 Too repetitive, bro.
00:07:08 Like, I have a couple good pictures of cars.
00:07:12 Diversify a little bit.
00:07:15 Where are you at?
00:07:17 You got photos.
00:07:19 I want to see you.
00:07:20 I want to see you.
00:07:22 Mo Amir.
00:07:26 Okay, dog.
00:07:27 Bro, you should be next to the dog.
00:07:28 Because the only reason you're going to take a picture with the dog
00:07:30 is to get girls to think, like, 0.64
00:07:31 Oh my God, he likes doggie.
00:07:34 He likes doggie doggies.
00:07:35 At least be holding it, you know?
00:07:38 Be holding the dog.
00:07:43 Oh, thanks a lot for the 20, Jeremy.
00:07:45 Check out the Thurston WallerPod.
00:07:47 They agreed men in the 20s should avoid marriage and family creation,
00:07:49 work on fitness and business,
00:07:50 except start a family in 30s.
00:07:51 These L instas prove it. 0.96
00:07:54 Well, maybe that's a good idea,
00:07:56 but you should be working on building it,
00:07:58 but don't get a vasectomy.
00:08:01 Come on, man.
00:08:04 Okay, let's see the little kids.
00:08:07 Bro, you...
00:08:10 Imagine getting the chance to get your Instagram review right now 0.80
00:08:15 I need shoes to post a troll.
00:08:16 Okay, advice for business?
00:08:17 Let's see.
00:08:20 Bro, you have nothing here,
00:08:21 and it's a private account.
00:08:22 You have no posts.
00:08:24 Just... 0.99
00:08:24 Yeah, actually, maybe you guys should get a vasectomy. 1.00
00:08:27 I think you guys should get vasectomies right now. 0.72
00:08:31 Because you're not going to... 0.99
00:08:33 Bro, your Instagram is a vasectomy. 0.98
00:08:36 Is this a random girl? 0.99
00:08:48 There's no way this is you. 0.91
00:08:55 All the people that call me goofy, bro.
00:08:57 This is all the people...
00:08:58 Okay, here we go.
00:08:59 Here we go.
00:09:00 Got the blue check.
00:09:01 Good profile picture.
00:09:03 South Florida, e-com.
00:09:05 Keeping it simple.
00:09:06 Followed by Preston.
00:09:08 Shout out to Preston.
00:09:08 There we go.
00:09:14 Okay.
00:09:14 In front of the PJ.
00:09:15 Bro, bro's flexing on everyone in the chat.
00:09:18 Bro, how many private jet photos do you have here?
00:09:27 All right.
00:09:27 All right.
00:09:28 Okay, bro.
00:09:28 Bro, you just called us all broke.
00:09:30 That's cool.
00:09:32 That's cool.
00:09:33 Now, don't say low value viewers chat.
00:09:35 Look at this.
00:09:36 Look at the...
00:09:36 This dude's up.
00:09:40 Trust fun kid.
00:09:41 You see people coping in the chat now?
00:09:44 There's no way he did that himself.
00:09:48 Okay.
00:09:48 Nico, music producer.
00:09:52 Let's see.
00:09:55 Driving.
00:09:56 Bro, I think I scared off the schizos now. 1.00
00:09:58 Because this is a pretty good gram.
00:10:02 L shirt, bro.
00:10:04 What is this?
00:10:04 Anthony Fantano?
00:10:06 Is this a light six, strong seven transition shirt?
00:10:09 What the hell are you wearing, bro?
00:10:10 There's too many colors on it. 0.93
00:10:12 The chain's not hidden.
00:10:15 The chain's not bad.
00:10:15 I'm being a hater.
00:10:16 I'm being a hater. 0.99
00:10:17 I'm not fucking with this jacket, bro. 0.98
00:10:18 Okay. 0.99
00:10:18 Okay.
00:10:23 A lot of selfies.
00:10:24 A lot of selfies.
00:10:25 Selfies are pretty female.
00:10:26 Like, it's better if someone else take...
00:10:28 Nice.
00:10:29 Base.
00:10:29 That's what I'm talking about.
00:10:31 That's what I'm talking about.
00:10:33 Sneakoso negative, bro. 0.99
00:10:34 We're fucking roasting each other. 0.99
00:10:36 You guys are all calling me goofy five seconds ago. 0.99
00:10:38 And then I go critique your Instagrams.
00:10:40 New gram, my victim. 1.00
00:10:41 Shut up. 1.00
00:10:42 Dweeb. 1.00
00:10:46 Dweeb.
00:10:47 Okay.
00:10:48 Gavin.
00:10:50 Chat, what do you think?
00:10:51 WRL and Gavin's.
00:10:53 Good profile pic.
00:10:55 I'm liking it.
00:10:56 And then just one football photo.
00:11:03 You didn't need to post all three of those.
00:11:05 Redundant.
00:11:06 Very redundant.
00:11:07 But keep it simple.
00:11:09 You know.
00:11:11 Keep it simple.
00:11:16 And then let's see.
00:11:20 Srirkar.
00:11:22 Followed by Sikeb, one of my editors.
00:11:24 Shout out to Sikeb.
00:11:26 All right.
00:11:29 Okay.
00:11:29 Look at that. 1.00
00:11:30 That deep looking fucking. 1.00
00:11:31 Oh, I'm going to cry. 1.00
00:11:32 Listening to Frank Ocean by the ocean face.
00:11:36 Right after listening to SZA.
00:11:37 Oh, look at the floor.
00:11:39 Look it down because they left me while I was up.
00:11:43 They scratched the next to the 20.
00:11:44 Cold approach with women. 1.00
00:11:46 I really don't want to see that.
00:11:47 Chat, do you want to see that?
00:11:53 Where's the cold approach?
00:11:56 Okay.
00:11:59 Grab photo on the car.
00:12:00 This is good.
00:12:00 W.
00:12:01 Nah.
00:12:01 W's in the chat.
00:12:02 Simple.
00:12:04 Success.
00:12:04 Good smile.
00:12:06 Pose okay.
00:12:07 Nice car.
00:12:09 Keeping it simple.
00:12:10 Not doing too much.
00:12:10 Okay. 0.99
00:12:10 What the fuck is this, bro? 0.99
00:12:21 I'm mad at you for posting that link. 0.99
00:12:26 Okay.
00:12:27 Mean.
00:12:29 The problem is not the problem.
00:12:31 The problem is your attitude about the problem.
00:12:33 Ooh.
00:12:35 Nice bio.
00:12:37 Good pics.
00:12:39 Good pics, chat.
00:12:40 There's a lot of you.
00:12:41 Okay.
00:12:43 Right here, it's getting redundant.
00:12:44 We get it.
00:12:45 You're a photographer.
00:12:47 Eden.
00:12:47 Look, a lot of these are too similar.
00:12:52 Yeah, bro.
00:12:53 Nah, nah.
00:12:54 This one.
00:12:54 This one.
00:12:55 We've all taken this photo, chat.
00:12:56 This is crazy.
00:12:58 This is crazy.
00:12:59 Bro, I know this might be a long time ago.
00:13:00 It was 299 weeks ago.
00:13:01 You got to archive this.
00:13:03 There can't be.
00:13:04 This is 2017.
00:13:06 I don't know why you kept this up here.
00:13:07 What is this face?
00:13:09 My guy.
00:13:10 My guy.
00:13:11 And then people in the chat are going to say I'm being negative, bro.
00:13:14 You deserve, bro.
00:13:15 You, bro.
00:13:24 This should have a giant grainy filter over it based on this pose.
00:13:30 Bro, I'm scrolling too.
00:13:31 Look, I shouldn't be able to scroll down this far.
00:13:34 I've taken this exact photo before.
00:13:36 What year?
00:13:37 This is 27th?
00:13:38 May 2017?
00:13:42 I shouldn't.
00:13:44 More?
00:13:44 Bro, how old are you here?
00:13:48 I want to see recent.
00:13:49 I don't want to be able to see that far back on IG.
00:13:53 Okay.
00:13:54 Trent Young.
00:13:55 All right.
00:13:59 WRL chat.
00:13:59 Okay.
00:14:01 Let's see.
00:14:03 Success.
00:14:04 And he got the Camaro.
00:14:07 Good photo.
00:14:09 And look at his chat, bro.
00:14:11 He even put an advertisement introducing.
00:14:13 Why does this caption read like a commercial?
00:14:17 Like on a Super Bowl.
00:14:18 Introducing my 2014 Chevrolet Camaro 2LS Coupe.
00:14:22 I bought my dream car at 17.
00:14:23 I couldn't be happier.
00:14:24 I can't wait to see what else is in store for me.
00:14:27 This is only the beginning.
00:14:30 You didn't need to put the L. 0.98
00:14:31 Bro, the bitches don't care about the 2LS Coupe. 1.00
00:14:35 Just say, hey, I got a car. 0.99
00:14:36 You know?
00:14:39 Chat, what do you think about this caption here?
00:14:40 You see the grain on there?
00:14:45 I don't like when I could tell that you edited your Instagram photo in another app.
00:14:49 Okay, W fit.
00:14:55 And he's doing the pose.
00:14:57 He's doing the pose.
00:14:59 Simple.
00:15:01 Simple.
00:15:01 All right, I'm going to give this one a like, man.
00:15:03 I'm not sure about keep your distance.
00:15:05 But, oh, I get it because it's June 2020.
00:15:08 COVID meme.
00:15:09 I'm going back a little far.
00:15:10 But, chat, see, like this is the updated version.
00:15:12 If you have a picture of you and your car, this is from 2020.
00:15:14 Bro, what the hell?
00:15:16 Where's your picture from 2023? 0.70
00:15:17 This is 18 weeks ago? 0.99
00:15:21 Damn. 0.99
00:15:23 Walking into the new year with my favorite person. 1.00
00:15:26 So, the old me, degenerate me, might have slid.
00:15:30 I might have slid.
00:15:31 I might have slid.
00:15:32 But, that's a rom.
00:15:33 I wouldn't do that to you.
00:15:35 And, I wouldn't even be able to do that to you because you guys have a good relationship.
00:15:37 But, she's looking good.
00:15:39 See, this is why you should hide your main chick. 0.98
00:15:41 Your main chick shouldn't even have an Instagram. 1.00
00:15:43 She shouldn't.
00:15:44 Rumble wife, you can't find her anywhere, bro. 1.00
00:15:46 You can't find her. 0.99
00:15:47 I don't want to be able to see her because now I'm like, damn. 0.99
00:15:50 You're looking good. 0.99
00:15:53 She looking good, bro.
00:15:56 And, I don't.
00:15:57 I shouldn't be thinking that.
00:15:58 You see how weird that is?
00:16:00 I don't want to.
00:16:01 Take it off my screen.
00:16:02 Take it off my screen.
00:16:02 Look how happy they are.
00:16:06 That's what I'm saying, bro.
00:16:08 You need to update, though.
00:16:13 This one can go.
00:16:18 Okay.
00:16:19 Let's check out more. 1.00
00:16:21 Everyone's spamming their shit. 1.00
00:16:23 Okay. 1.00
00:16:23 Diak, Mosca.
00:16:25 You gotta leave.
00:16:41 You must have very.
00:16:42 You must have that.
00:16:44 You're NXT.
00:16:45 You're UFC.
00:16:46 You're Beverley.
00:16:48 all right old sneeko type b bro i guarantee you this guy's the guy in the creativity
00:17:03 kick all is like bro when are you gonna go make your old videos again
00:17:05 all right okay this is like a deep bro just like think about my thoughts all the time like i just
00:17:20 want to like think about my thoughts bro do you ever like think about like how society exists
00:17:25 like what if we're really here for like what's the reason we're here and like what's the meaning
00:17:30 of our existence hey until intonation thanks for the 50
00:17:36 i'm gonna check out your let's see let's see i hope you can't post porn on ig so i'm good
00:17:43 bro this pose is legendary chat it never fails
00:17:50 you always look happy he's got the wakanda forever chain around his neck 0.99
00:17:56 but bro you you okay hold on hold on chat do you see what i see
00:18:02 he gave 50 wanted me to look at it this photo is out of focus you know that right
00:18:08 do you know that the focus is on the trees in the background you are not the focus of this image
00:18:13 did you notice that where are you type in the chat
00:18:20 okay your thumb's a little far it's a little like your pocket's a little far set it's a little
00:18:32 to center to right of center i want to see a far right whittler hand you know far authoritarian right
00:18:38 not center right
00:18:39 i guarantee you this guy watches fresh and fit i guarantee you
00:18:45 what who's this oh
00:18:48 i don't know
00:18:50 i miss you did he die i don't know what that is versus friend
00:18:53 okay
00:18:56 bro yeah chat this is like myron plus fresh
00:18:59 this is myron fresh had a kid
00:19:03 bro this is just this is not your girl this is some random girl that you follow on instagram
00:19:08 sign up chat block your eyes don't fall into the trap
00:19:12 you see how this guy just tried to sign up you you just tried to ruin your life
00:19:15 jordan this page isn't available i think you're posting porn and it's getting deleted immediately 0.93
00:19:22 immediately or something i'm king rammy let's go let's see
00:19:26 boom
00:19:36 boom
00:19:41 myon
00:19:41 BOOM BOKA! 0.99
00:20:04 BOOM BOKA! 0.99
00:20:11 BOOM BOKA! 0.99
00:20:23 Richie boy.
00:20:24 This dude.
00:20:25 Yo, wait, he's back?
00:20:27 Yo, he just fixed up his whole gram.
00:20:30 Hey! 0.99
00:20:31 He just fixed up his whole Instagram in this time.
00:20:35 It's still, like, this pose is weird, bro.
00:20:38 Like, your posture looks bad.
00:20:42 And it's too funny to me when you see...
00:20:44 Look at your friend in the back.
00:20:49 The shadow is aggressive.
00:20:54 Nah, bad posture.
00:20:56 Why? You're showing your braces?
00:20:59 Yo, bro, why are you flexing your braces, bro?
00:21:02 At least, like, flex diamond teeth or, like, shiny white teeth.
00:21:06 Don't...
00:21:07 You wanna hide your braces.
00:21:10 Just because you're awake doesn't mean you should stop dreaming.
00:21:13 That's the caption.
00:21:15 Yeah, bro.
00:21:16 Yeah, bro.
00:21:21 You need work, bro.
00:21:22 You need to get a photographer.
00:21:23 You need to get a photographer.
00:21:34 Bro!
00:21:35 My guy.
00:21:37 Yo.
00:21:38 A Richie boy.
00:21:39 Hey, I know you're in high school, so...
00:21:42 It's gonna get...
00:21:43 It's gonna get better.
00:21:44 It's gonna get better.
00:21:48 It's gonna get better, bro.
00:21:53 Okay, here's...
00:21:54 Find Joshua.
00:21:57 Oh, deep.
00:21:58 Edgy.
00:22:01 What do you think?
00:22:02 Covering his face.
00:22:03 Blocking out the haters.
00:22:05 Okay.
00:22:06 Oh, you're doing it again.
00:22:09 Bro, okay.
00:22:11 We...
00:22:12 We understand...
00:22:13 I'm back on my coma, bro.
00:22:14 We understand you listen to Travis Scott.
00:22:16 I know what your whole Spotify playlist looks like just from these.
00:22:19 If you're gonna put your back in the shot,
00:22:21 at least have a V, you know?
00:22:24 At least be flexing some...
00:22:25 Like, you're just facing the wrong way.
00:22:28 Is this in school?
00:22:30 I don't know about this fit, bro.
00:22:32 This is a...
00:22:33 Crawling in my skin! 1.00
00:22:36 Mom, I hate you! 1.00
00:22:42 Flexing your girl. 0.98
00:22:43 Bro, chat, stop.
00:22:45 I don't...
00:22:46 Don't post your girl on the gram, man.
00:22:49 Like, how are you gonna get more girls if you're already... 0.99
00:22:53 Because then the standard's there.
00:22:55 Now the next girl that you're gonna be with is going to want... 1.00
00:22:58 Like, you posted...
00:22:59 But you posted the last girl! 0.96
00:23:02 Okay, this guy's name is Air Singh.
00:23:04 He's a UK expat.
00:23:07 And you're followed by Ahmed and Mike Thurston?
00:23:09 Bro, this guy definitely went to Dubai.
00:23:12 Lot of ocean photos.
00:23:13 A little repetitive once again.
00:23:17 Bro, this could be seven times longer.
00:23:20 There's like, honestly, ten of the same exact picture.
00:23:25 This one is identical to this one.
00:23:32 And this one.
00:23:34 We get it.
00:23:35 And there's water.
00:23:36 And you got a Sony camera.
00:23:37 And you put it in Lightroom.
00:23:38 You know?
00:23:40 Simplify.
00:23:43 But it's good.
00:23:44 It's clean.
00:23:50 Habibi! 0.93
00:23:55 This guy definitely smokes hookah.
00:23:58 What the...
00:23:59 What are you smoking?
00:24:00 Brother.
00:24:03 Is that a cigarette?
00:24:04 You know you can't smoke cigarettes, brother.
00:24:11 See, this is the picture that you want to post with girls.
00:24:15 More than one.
00:24:16 And they're definitely...
00:24:17 These aren't...
00:24:18 This is not his main.
00:24:20 None of these are main chicks.
00:24:22 These aren't main chicks. 1.00
00:24:23 These are probably just like friends.
00:24:24 You know, they wanted a road trip.
00:24:25 You post this.
00:24:27 Quantity.
00:24:28 Quantity.
00:24:29 Seen with women.
00:24:30 You don't want to post your main.
00:24:31 I don't want to know.
00:24:36 Okay.
00:24:38 Good.
00:24:39 I'm gonna say W. 0.99
00:24:46 Ack-ass Tony. 0.59
00:24:50 Okay. 0.93
00:24:52 Good stance.
00:24:54 W fit.
00:24:56 And then his caption.
00:24:57 You might take a hundred L's.
00:24:58 But the dubs be the difference.
00:24:59 I don't know about this caption, bro.
00:25:04 Like, what's the dub?
00:25:06 What win did you take?
00:25:10 Okay.
00:25:11 And Japan?
00:25:12 That's fire.
00:25:13 Fire photo.
00:25:15 Working.
00:25:16 Good.
00:25:17 I'd like to see it.
00:25:18 Uh...
00:25:19 A little haram for me.
00:25:20 You kind of look...
00:25:21 You guys kind of look low IQ in this photo.
00:25:23 But it's good.
00:25:24 It's not too many.
00:25:25 Keeping it simple.
00:25:26 Showing work.
00:25:27 Showing what you're doing.
00:25:29 Another W. 0.85
00:25:30 Good.
00:25:31 I'm getting a sense of your personality.
00:25:38 This is too...
00:25:39 Bro, this rhymes...
00:25:41 201 weeks ago.
00:25:43 This picture sounds like Love Sosa by Chief Keef.
00:25:46 It's too old.
00:25:47 It's too...
00:25:48 Get with the times, man.
00:25:51 No risk, no reward.
00:25:52 Yeah, get with the times. 1.00
00:25:53 Alright, I'm talking a lot of shit. 0.98
00:25:54 What about my profile chat? 0.99
00:25:56 What are we thinking?
00:25:57 I don't post that much on the ground.
00:26:02 But I'm keeping it simple.
00:26:03 I just got nine photos.
00:26:05 Got my stand-up set.
00:26:07 You know?
00:26:10 Keeping it simple.
00:26:13 Me.
00:26:14 In London.
00:26:18 New whip.
00:26:20 This picture is like dated, man.
00:26:21 I would never...
00:26:23 I wouldn't do that anymore.
00:26:27 Then I got the red pill trio.
00:26:30 I just need Elon on here.
00:26:32 I got me and Andrew.
00:26:34 Me and Ye.
00:26:36 Me and Trump.
00:26:38 If I just get a picture with Elon, it's a wrap.
00:26:41 It's a wrap.
00:26:43 You have no drip?
00:26:45 What are you talking about, bro?
00:26:47 This is...
00:26:48 Bro, this picture is saucy.
00:26:50 What are you talking about?
00:26:51 Look at that.
00:26:52 Look at the...
00:26:53 Look at the...
00:26:54 The way that the tires match with the fit and the red pipes on the top and the...
00:26:59 Bro, this picture...
00:27:01 Bro, I'm really him, Chad.
00:27:04 When they talk about him, they talk about Sneeko, bro.
00:27:07 Like...
00:27:08 Like, let's be real.
00:27:10 Let's be real.
00:27:11 Rate the drip out of 10.
00:27:12 Stop spamming zero. 0.55
00:27:13 2017-ass drip? 0.97
00:27:16 A little bit.
00:27:17 Now, it's a little 2017.
00:27:19 It is a little 2017, but...
00:27:22 Real drip is timeless.
00:27:24 Lil Pump drip? 0.99
00:27:25 No, bro.
00:27:26 Lil Pump cannot pull off this fit, bro. 1.00
00:27:27 What are you talking about, bro?
00:27:30 Zero?
00:27:31 Zero?
00:27:32 Eight?
00:27:33 No, be honest, though.
00:27:35 Be honest, though.
00:27:37 And then look at this, bro.
00:27:38 I look like Habibi. 0.96
00:27:40 Habibi. 1.00
00:27:41 And this is a collage type shit. 1.00
00:27:43 There we go. 0.99
00:27:45 That's what I'm talking about, bro.
00:27:49 You know?
00:27:51 You know?
00:27:53 You know?
00:27:54 Didn't fall.
00:27:56 Stumbled a little bit, but I'm having fun.
00:27:58 I'm having fun.
00:28:00 I got the rollie.
00:28:02 Huh?
00:28:03 I'm getting fitted.
00:28:04 I'm getting a fitted suit.
00:28:06 Huh?
00:28:07 I'm getting fitted.
00:28:08 Say, Al drip, look at me getting fitted.
00:28:10 Right in front of your eyes in the next photo. 1.00
00:28:13 And then look at the little tower and shit. 0.99
00:28:15 It's all light. 0.99
00:28:16 It lit it up.
00:28:17 Huh?
00:28:19 That puffer jacket is hilarious. 1.00
00:28:21 Bro, this shit is... 1.00
00:28:22 You don't need... 1.00
00:28:23 Bro, you can't even...
00:28:25 You can't even afford this jacket, bro.
00:28:27 You can't afford it.
00:28:30 Ten drip.
00:28:31 And then all of you calling me goofy, who has this photo on their Instagram?
00:28:39 Who got this photo? 0.99
00:28:43 You can't say shit till you got a picture with Don. 0.99
00:28:49 This is the OG. 0.99
00:28:52 What do you...
00:28:53 Who has...
00:28:54 Who can...
00:28:56 And we talk about engagement.
00:28:57 A lot of people be botting their likes.
00:28:59 Be botting engagement. 0.99
00:29:00 My shit got 491,000 likes. 0.99
00:29:04 Under the count of 600,000 followers. 1.00
00:29:05 Bro, you can't fuck with me, chat. 1.00
00:29:08 Calling me goofy. 1.00
00:29:11 Look how I...
00:29:12 Under pressure too.
00:29:13 I just did it with the... 1.00
00:29:15 You can't fuck with me. 1.00
00:29:19 Come on, man. 1.00
00:29:21 Bro, not... 1.00
00:29:22 None of you in the chat can talk shit till I see a picture with Trump. 0.99
00:29:25 If you got a picture with Trump that's better than this... 1.00
00:29:32 Then we talk.
00:29:41 This guy in the chat said roast me.
00:29:42 Alright.
00:29:43 Gym bro.
00:29:45 Once again, I see the same problems.
00:29:47 Okay.
00:29:48 Paper chaser.
00:29:49 What are you...
00:29:50 What language is this?
00:29:52 This guy's Eastern European.
00:29:54 We get you go to the gym.
00:29:56 Like you don't need to...
00:29:59 You didn't need to post this.
00:30:12 That's not it, bro.
00:30:14 This is not it, bro.
00:30:18 This is why people who actually like train fighting and boxing, MMA and...
00:30:22 This is why they call like weightlifters nerds.
00:30:24 Because why are you putting yeet over lunges?
00:30:26 Like the motion just looks goofy.
00:30:27 You're just...
00:30:28 You're just lunging.
00:30:30 Like the motion just looks goofy.
00:30:33 You're just...
00:30:34 You're just lunging.
00:30:35 Exactly.
00:30:36 Yeah.
00:30:37 ...
00:30:38 ŘŚ
00:30:42 So...
00:30:45 To...
00:30:46 Okay, I gotta
00:30:58 Bro
00:31:01 This is
00:31:05 You know
00:31:06 See, this is what I'm saying, bro
00:31:10 Like my IG
00:31:11 You show variety
00:31:13 So I'm showing
00:31:15 That I got stand-up comedy
00:31:17 Look at that
00:31:17 I'm a funny guy
00:31:18 Ha ha, funny
00:31:19 Hey, funny
00:31:20 And then look at me
00:31:22 Oh, wholesome
00:31:23 Look at me talking
00:31:25 Right?
00:31:27 Then I got the car
00:31:28 Then I got activities
00:31:30 Then I got one picture of me
00:31:32 Looking good
00:31:32 This is like the one me picture
00:31:34 Don't need that many
00:31:35 If you want to use a picture of me
00:31:36 Just use this picture
00:31:37 Perfect
00:31:37 That's not a selfie
00:31:38 My sister took this
00:31:40 Just walking to New York
00:31:41 Look good
00:31:42 Don't need it
00:31:43 Don't need it complicated
00:31:44 One picture of you
00:31:45 More activities
00:31:46 Politics
00:31:46 Huh?
00:31:48 Me working on 824
00:31:49 Then the whip 0.86
00:31:50 Right?
00:31:51 Then some lifestyle
00:31:52 You show one of each
00:31:53 You don't need to go overdo it, bro
00:31:56 Let's go back to that one more time
00:31:57 Look how much
00:31:58 Look how much gym photos in there
00:31:59 You could post one or two
00:32:03 I don't even know if this qualifies to be on your story
00:32:24 Oh my god
00:32:25 Oh my god
00:32:25 Oh my god
00:32:27 Oh my god
00:32:28 Oh my god
00:32:28 Oh my god
00:32:30 W progress
00:32:30 W progress
00:32:30 W progress
00:32:32 W progress
00:32:32 I would pay a thousand dollars if I'm wrong
00:32:44 But this guy watches Hamza
00:32:45 I don't need to go overdo it
00:32:46 I don't need to go overdo it
00:32:47 Yeah, she like the gold
00:32:48 Yeah, she love the pole 1.00
00:32:50 Hey 1.00
00:32:50 Look that dick slow 1.00
00:32:51 Hey 1.00
00:32:51 Like a snow cone
00:32:53 Hey
00:32:53 Yo
00:32:53 Okay
00:32:54 Like a grown man
00:32:55 Filming yourself cooking
00:32:56 Bro
00:32:57 Good eats
00:33:12 Looking good
00:33:13 You should have a girl cooking this for you 1.00
00:33:14 And then in the caption
00:33:18 This is my go-to meal
00:33:19 1500 calories to the dome
00:33:21 Too much Cardi
00:33:25 Yeah
00:33:27 Okay, more
00:33:28 More chat
00:33:28 Keep going
00:33:29 I'm enjoying this
00:33:31 I'm not gonna lie, bro
00:33:32 It's funny to see what
00:33:33 The autistic skits look like 1.00
00:33:35 Okay
00:33:36 AstroStar says
00:33:36 I'm a D1 runner
00:33:37 Let me see
00:33:46 Owen the Tiger Sanders
00:33:48 16 year old trail runner
00:33:49 Trail running
00:33:51 That's a lot of running
00:33:58 That's a lot of running
00:34:00 Bro
00:34:02 It keeps going
00:34:03 Okay
00:34:07 You know
00:34:07 My
00:34:07 Critique is gonna be right
00:34:09 You already know
00:34:09 I don't need to say it
00:34:10 Simplify
00:34:11 Hey man
00:34:13 Hey
00:34:14 Nice smile
00:34:15 Friendly guy
00:34:16 This one's better
00:34:17 This one should have been first
00:34:18 Backgrounds could be better 0.96
00:34:20 In you guys' photos, man
00:34:21 Like why'd you post this one?
00:34:23 This one does not deserve
00:34:23 To be in the collage
00:34:24 This one's dope
00:34:25 I'm gonna give this one a like
00:34:27 That's hard
00:34:29 This is
00:34:30 This
00:34:31 Summarizes
00:34:32 Like
00:34:33 20 of the photos
00:34:35 You have running
00:34:35 You could have just
00:34:36 Said that
00:34:36 You could have said
00:34:37 The same thing
00:34:38 With just this photo
00:34:38 And it's different
00:34:41 Like how many people
00:34:42 Get written about
00:34:43 In the newspaper
00:34:44 Let's see this
00:34:47 Okay
00:34:59 Chat, they'll be wrong
00:35:01 No, bro
00:35:07 No, no, no
00:35:08 No
00:35:09 No
00:35:10 No
00:35:11 No
00:35:12 No
00:35:13 No
00:35:14 No
00:35:15 Chad, W New York
00:35:41 Forever
00:35:43 But what the
00:35:44 Bro
00:35:44 This does not get more basic
00:35:47 Catch me at the X with O
00:35:48 Definitely
00:35:49 Okay
00:35:50 It's like
00:35:51 A parody
00:35:52 Of a tourist
00:35:53 Going to New York City
00:35:54 Like
00:35:56 Times Square
00:35:57 With the fam
00:36:00 Nobody in New York 0.99
00:36:05 Gives a fuck 0.91
00:36:06 About the Statue of Liberty 0.99
00:36:07 And then
00:36:09 Grand Central
00:36:10 And then
00:36:12 That song too
00:36:13 That song
00:36:15 I just hear
00:36:16 Like white girls 1.00
00:36:17 Leaning out
00:36:18 In New York
00:36:19 Woo
00:36:20 I'm in New York
00:36:22 I'm in New York
00:36:24 That's
00:36:24 This is what this
00:36:25 I see you running now
00:36:30 What's
00:36:42 Why this song
00:36:43 That song did not match that video
00:36:53 Whatsoever
00:36:53 Whoa
00:36:54 You're 0.99
00:36:54 You guys suck at editing 0.99
00:36:56 I'm not gonna lie 0.99
00:36:57 Like
00:36:57 And also
00:37:07 Yeah
00:37:07 Someone in the chat said
00:37:08 Bro's posting TikToks on Instagram
00:37:10 Pretty much
00:37:11 Yeah
00:37:11 Wait did you post yourself
00:37:26 Placing third
00:37:26 I don't want to see
00:37:30 Other people winning
00:37:31 Whoa
00:37:33 Whoa
00:37:33 Whoa
00:37:34 Whoa
00:37:34 Whoa
00:37:35 Whoa
00:37:35 Whoa
00:37:35 Whoa
00:37:36 Why did
00:37:36 They zoomed to 0.62
00:37:37 Crap out the winners 0.94
00:37:38 No no no 0.98
00:37:40 Pan over to number one 0.96
00:37:42 Bro
00:37:44 I don't know if this is post worthy man
00:37:59 I just want to see number one
00:38:01 You know
00:38:04 It might be too hard chat
00:38:05 I don't know
00:38:05 But overall
00:38:07 Good Instagram
00:38:07 Lil Bow Wow says
00:38:09 I turned to public
00:38:09 Thank you for the 25
00:38:10 PS love the content
00:38:12 Okay let's see
00:38:12 He posted his private Instagram 0.99
00:38:14 For some fucking reason 0.99
00:38:15 Oh no bro 0.99
00:38:18 This one just hurt my feelings
00:38:19 Yo bro
00:38:21 What are you injecting into your veins
00:38:32 Bro
00:38:36 I'm disappointed man
00:38:39 You paid 25 dollars
00:38:41 And you had this up
00:38:42 Private this right now
00:38:43 Yo you watching this right now
00:38:44 I want to see you archive this photo right now
00:38:46 If I refresh this page
00:38:47 And it's not
00:38:48 If it's not archived
00:38:49 I'm gonna be upset
00:38:50 I'm gonna be upset
00:38:53 He's injecting soy
00:38:54 Yeah
00:38:54 The rest of it's good
00:38:55 See nine photos
00:38:56 This is kind of
00:38:59 Bro
00:38:59 Who is this
00:39:00 Why are you laying like that bro 1.00
00:39:02 There's no bitches on this boat 1.00
00:39:04 And it's just dudes 0.98
00:39:05 Just
00:39:05 Yeah I don't know about that
00:39:10 I don't know about that
00:39:11 Okay
00:39:13 Okay
00:39:22 Good drip
00:39:23 Good drip
00:39:24 This one should have been first
00:39:27 So I better
00:39:34 Is it gone
00:39:36 I better refresh
00:39:38 What's your name
00:39:39 Bauer
00:39:40 I better refresh
00:39:41 And it has to be gone
00:39:41 Bro
00:39:44 You're cancelled
00:39:45 I need some L's 1.00
00:39:51 In the chat for this
00:39:51 This is really
00:39:52 Making me upset
00:39:53 I'm a little bit upset
00:39:55 Right now bro
00:39:56 I'm disappointed
00:39:56 Okay
00:40:03 Five dollars
00:40:04 From Jay
00:40:04 To look at his
00:40:06 Alright
00:40:10 Yeah
00:40:10 Bro
00:40:11 You see
00:40:12 Bauer
00:40:12 Bauer
00:40:12 Look at the L's 0.99
00:40:13 This is you
00:40:16 This is you
00:40:18 Next to one girl 1.00
00:40:19 I'm disappointed
00:40:33 I expected more
00:40:34 From the schizos 1.00
00:40:34 We're getting better though
00:40:36 Okay
00:40:36 Jorgo Zong
00:40:37 Look at the ratio
00:40:39 Bro
00:40:40 Okay
00:40:40 First off
00:40:40 You follow way too many people
00:40:41 You don't know those people
00:40:42 You don't know those people
00:40:43 What you need to do right now
00:40:44 Cleanse
00:40:45 Go through that whole thing
00:40:47 And unfollow
00:40:48 2,000 people
00:40:49 I don't give a
00:40:50 What if I see a schizos team again 1.00
00:40:52 No one cares
00:40:53 Good gram
00:40:53 Okay
00:40:57 You cheering
00:40:58 For a team
00:40:59 That you're not a part of
00:41:00 You know
00:41:02 That's fine
00:41:04 That's okay
00:41:04 You're like
00:41:05 Yeah yeah
00:41:05 You guys are happy
00:41:06 Toronto whatever
00:41:06 This one's better
00:41:08 This one's a better photo
00:41:10 That was hard
00:41:13 This is a good picture
00:41:14 This is a good picture
00:41:15 This looks like a
00:41:16 This looks like a YouTube thumbnail
00:41:17 I like it
00:41:18 W Jesus
00:41:20 And then
00:41:24 Okay
00:41:24 Graffiti that you didn't draw
00:41:26 This is a good photo
00:41:29 Nice puffer
00:41:29 Nice puffer
00:41:31 Okay
00:41:36 This is kind of like
00:41:39 A Tinder picture 0.99
00:41:40 I'm fucking 0.99
00:41:41 I'm fucking with it 1.00
00:41:42 W 1.00
00:41:42 W
00:41:43 Only thing
00:41:44 Music is life
00:41:46 And no one cares
00:41:47 Like
00:41:47 Who
00:41:49 Who
00:41:49 I don't care
00:41:54 Okay let's see
00:42:02 I'm Anthony gave 10 bucks
00:42:03 Appreciate you bro
00:42:04 Let's see
00:42:05 This dude 1.00
00:42:05 Is black as shit man 1.00
00:42:08 I know you hear that all the time 1.00
00:42:09 So I almost didn't even want to say that
00:42:10 But
00:42:11 After all the
00:42:12 Good
00:42:14 You keep it as simple
00:42:15 Not too many photos
00:42:16 Let's see the follow ratio
00:42:16 Good follow ratio
00:42:17 I do art when I feel like it
00:42:20 Okay
00:42:20 Let's see the art
00:42:22 Okay
00:42:27 This is
00:42:33 This is kind of hard 0.93
00:42:33 Yo slap me your 0.98
00:42:37 Slap me your app real quick bro 0.99
00:42:38 If you're not on that
00:42:41 Let's go back
00:42:45 Let's go back
00:42:46 Chat WRL
00:42:47 I'm liking it
00:42:48 I'm liking it
00:42:49 You're throwing up
00:42:52 Peace a little too much
00:42:53 There's three photos
00:42:53 With peace
00:42:54 I don't like that
00:42:55 Diversify
00:42:56 You know
00:42:57 And also the color scheme
00:42:58 Is very similar
00:42:59 In a lot of these photos
00:42:59 See these four right here
00:43:01 Are redundant
00:43:02 These four are the same photo
00:43:03 This one's good
00:43:05 But I
00:43:06 I wouldn't go towards
00:43:07 Selfies for the most part
00:43:08 And these two are also
00:43:09 The same photo
00:43:09 All right
00:43:21 Not bad
00:43:22 Adnan Abdullah
00:43:29 Habibi 0.99
00:43:30 Life is transactional
00:43:34 Good bio
00:43:35 Delete this bro
00:43:39 Hey and Bauer
00:43:48 Bauer says
00:43:49 Actually I archived it
00:43:51 And she's a dyke 1.00
00:43:53 But no excuse
00:43:54 This dude
00:43:54 Archived the photo
00:43:56 And you're flexing
00:43:57 With a
00:43:58 You're flexing 0.99
00:43:59 With a lesbian 1.00
00:43:59 25 pushups 0.99
00:44:01 No excuse
00:44:02 Bro yeah
00:44:02 You gotta do 25
00:44:03 Right now
00:44:04 You gotta do 25
00:44:05 Right now
00:44:05 Good stuff
00:44:06 Good stuff
00:44:06 No good accountability
00:44:07 Good stuff bro
00:44:09 And also for the fact
00:44:10 That you admitted
00:44:11 That that girl
00:44:11 Is not even
00:44:12 I see what you're doing
00:44:15 There
00:44:15 I see what you're doing
00:44:16 There
00:44:17 It's good for the aesthetic
00:44:18 But everybody in real life
00:44:19 Knows that she's not
00:44:20 Touchable because 0.99
00:44:21 She likes to lick it 1.00
00:44:22 Or whatever 0.76
00:44:23 You know
00:44:23 Well okay
00:44:24 But Adan
00:44:25 Adan Abdullah bro
00:44:27 You gotta delete this
00:44:28 Like why
00:44:29 Why are you taking
00:44:30 This photo
00:44:31 Why did you
00:44:33 Post it twice
00:44:34 Like be outside
00:44:37 Somewhere
00:44:37 This looks like
00:44:38 Your zoom profile picture
00:44:39 It looks like the picture
00:44:40 Of that you submit
00:44:42 To like join your class
00:44:43 Except you're smiling
00:44:44 Too hard
00:44:45 I like the tiger
00:44:47 This one's cool
00:44:48 This one's dope
00:44:49 But it's a little old
00:44:50 Who's this
00:44:54 Why did you
00:45:09 Watermark this
00:45:10 Bro
00:45:11 You don't need a watermark
00:45:12 This has 43 views
00:45:14 I don't think
00:45:15 That anyone
00:45:16 I don't think
00:45:16 You need to worry
00:45:17 About people stealing this
00:45:18 And also
00:45:24 I don't get this
00:45:24 Like what's the point
00:45:25 Of this post
00:45:26 Peaceful
00:45:34 Nice
00:45:34 Bro
00:45:35 This has zero likes
00:45:37 I gotta be the first
00:45:38 To like this
00:45:39 This one's better
00:45:53 This is
00:45:53 If you're gonna post
00:45:54 A selfie
00:45:55 This one's better
00:45:56 If you have to post
00:45:59 A selfie
00:45:59 As a man
00:46:00 Okay
00:46:03 Secrecy
00:46:05 Okay
00:46:06 Secrecy
00:46:06 Okay
00:46:11 Oh
00:46:11 This dude's a model
00:46:13 Alright
00:46:16 Good
00:46:21 Black and white
00:46:22 Going artsy
00:46:24 Alright
00:46:26 Good fit
00:46:26 Nice background
00:46:28 Okay
00:46:31 El Haram smoking 0.90
00:46:32 But good photo
00:46:33 Good pose
00:46:34 And how many
00:46:36 Do you have
00:46:37 Of these
00:46:37 Not too much
00:46:38 Good
00:46:39 Good ratio
00:46:41 Oh
00:46:43 Nothing
00:46:45 Nothing
00:46:45 Nothing
00:46:46 No cringey
00:46:48 Captions
00:46:49 No cringey
00:46:52 Bio
00:46:52 Just your name
00:46:53 And then
00:46:54 Show them
00:46:55 What you do
00:46:55 This is not
00:46:59 That good
00:46:59 Of a photo
00:46:59 And you got
00:47:03 The mysterious
00:47:03 One
00:47:03 Ooh
00:47:04 Bro
00:47:05 Where is he
00:47:05 What's he doing
00:47:07 What's he up to
00:47:09 But overall
00:47:11 You know
00:47:12 Good
00:47:12 Good
00:47:13 Oh
00:47:17 Here's Annabelle
00:47:18 Hey
00:47:18 Cinco
00:47:18 Can you post
00:47:19 Mine
00:47:19 As a female
00:47:20 Okay
00:47:20 We got a female 1.00
00:47:21 Let's see how she 0.97
00:47:22 Doing
00:47:23 No way
00:47:27 Are you lying
00:47:28 And she's in
00:47:38 Florida
00:47:39 Florida has been 0.81
00:47:40 Good to me
00:47:40 Yo 1.00
00:47:42 Shit 0.99
00:47:44 Wait 1.00
00:47:47 What's her
00:47:47 Annabelle
00:47:48 S
00:47:48 This is
00:47:49 Yeah
00:47:50 I think
00:47:51 This is
00:47:51 Chat
00:47:52 Real girl 0.98
00:47:53 A real girl
00:47:54 But you see
00:47:58 The problem
00:47:58 With this
00:47:58 You see
00:47:59 The simps
00:47:59 Look
00:48:00 Look at 1.00
00:48:00 These fucking 1.00
00:48:01 Simps 1.00
00:48:01 Bro
00:48:02 Oh
00:48:02 These are
00:48:03 Girls 0.98
00:48:03 Till
00:48:04 Says 0.93
00:48:04 I am
00:48:05 On my
00:48:05 Knees
00:48:05 Okay
00:48:06 No men 1.00
00:48:07 Are sipping
00:48:07 In the
00:48:07 Chat
00:48:08 Where is
00:48:16 She
00:48:16 Is this
00:48:16 New York
00:48:17 Yeah
00:48:20 She's in
00:48:20 New York
00:48:21 Your chat
00:48:28 Should I
00:48:29 Go on
00:48:29 That
00:48:29 Should I
00:48:30 Get on
00:48:30 That
00:48:30 So overall
00:48:33 Yeah
00:48:34 Your Instagram
00:48:34 Is good
00:48:35 Ratio
00:48:35 Can be
00:48:36 Better
00:48:36 For how
00:48:37 Pretty
00:48:37 You are
00:48:37 Showing
00:48:39 Your body
00:48:40 A lot
00:48:40 Showing
00:48:45 Your body
00:48:45 Look
00:48:45 You got
00:48:45 You got 1.00
00:48:46 Your butt 0.98
00:48:46 Out 0.83
00:48:46 For the
00:48:48 Gram
00:48:48 For free
00:48:49 Wait
00:48:52 Are those 0.98
00:48:52 Titties 0.95
00:48:53 Out
00:48:53 Oh
00:48:54 No
00:48:55 Yo
00:48:56 You
00:48:57 You
00:48:57 Wait
00:49:02 How
00:49:02 Old
00:49:02 Is she
00:49:03 What do
00:49:04 You mean
00:49:04 She's
00:49:04 16
00:49:05 Chat
00:49:05 I don't
00:49:07 Know how
00:49:07 Old
00:49:07 She
00:49:07 Is 0.88
00:49:07 What do
00:49:10 You mean
00:49:11 She's
00:49:11 16
00:49:11 Yo
00:49:13 Annabelle
00:49:14 How old
00:49:14 Are you
00:49:14 13
00:49:22 No
00:49:22 She's
00:49:22 Not
00:49:23 I think
00:49:25 You should
00:49:26 Cover
00:49:26 Up
00:49:26 I think
00:49:27 You should
00:49:27 Cover
00:49:27 Up
00:49:27 Because
00:49:27 Right
00:49:27 Now
00:49:28 I'm
00:49:28 Falling
00:49:28 For
00:49:28 It
00:49:28 Right
00:49:29 Now
00:49:29 I'm
00:49:29 The
00:49:30 Temptations
00:49:32 Barbie
00:49:35 Called
00:49:36 See
00:49:36 This is
00:49:36 Going to
00:49:37 Mess up
00:49:37 Your
00:49:37 Ego
00:49:38 And also
00:49:38 It's
00:49:38 Going to
00:49:38 Mess up
00:49:39 Future
00:49:39 Relationships
00:49:40 Like
00:49:40 I know
00:49:41 You're
00:49:41 Pretty
00:49:41 And
00:49:43 Chat
00:49:43 Stop
00:49:43 Saying
00:49:43 Wood
00:49:43 I know
00:49:44 You're
00:49:44 Pretty
00:49:44 And stuff
00:49:45 Like that
00:49:45 And you're
00:49:45 Getting
00:49:45 Positive
00:49:45 Attention
00:49:46 You're
00:49:46 Getting
00:49:46 Lice
00:49:46 And stuff
00:49:46 Like that
00:49:47 You look
00:49:47 Good in
00:49:47 These
00:49:47 Pictures
00:49:48 Lstream
00:49:48 But
00:49:49 I
00:49:49 Wouldn't
00:49:50 Post
00:49:50 Your
00:49:50 Body
00:49:51 Like this
00:49:51 To
00:49:52 This
00:49:52 Level
00:49:52 It's
00:49:52 Just
00:49:53 It's
00:49:53 Just
00:49:53 Not
00:49:53 Gonna
00:49:53 You're
00:49:54 Getting
00:49:55 Quick
00:49:56 Dopamine
00:49:56 Instead
00:49:57 Of
00:50:02 Does
00:50:03 She
00:50:04 Follow
00:50:04 Me
00:50:04 Hold
00:50:09 Up
00:50:09 A second
00:50:09 Hold
00:50:10 Up
00:50:10 Let
00:50:10 Let
00:50:10 Let
00:50:10 Show
00:50:10 The
00:50:10 DMs
00:50:11 Real
00:50:11 Quick
00:50:32 Hold
00:50:46 Hold
00:50:47 I need
00:50:47 To
00:50:47 Read
00:50:47 This
00:50:47 I need
00:50:48 To
00:50:48 Read
00:50:48 It
00:50:48 Let
00:50:48 Let
00:50:49 Let
00:50:49 Let
00:50:49 Oh
00:50:55 Sin
00:51:09 Sin
00:51:10 Sin
00:51:11 City
00:51:11 Was
00:51:12 Navy
00:51:12 Angels
00:51:15 Like
00:51:16 Your
00:51:17 Sensitive was a maybe, oh
00:51:21 Angels like you 1.00
00:51:27 You know it, you know it, you know it, you know it
00:51:31 Alright, no
00:51:43 Bro, I know you never see this
00:51:52 But I'm still telling you
00:51:53 I love your content so much
00:51:55 And I've been watching the streams daily
00:51:56 Ever since you started
00:51:57 The way you genuinely care about the truth
00:52:01 And not what's politically correct
00:52:03 Or even what your viewers think
00:52:04 Is really inspiring to me
00:52:05 And has helped me more
00:52:07 Have more of that mindset
00:52:09 I don't expect to continuously agree with your opinions
00:52:12 Of what you do in the future
00:52:13 But I always have respect for you
00:52:17 For your willingness to be out of the box
00:52:18 Keep it up
00:52:20 Fave YouTuber
00:52:23 Slash streamer forever 0.98
00:52:25 Angels like 1.00
00:52:27 Yeah
00:52:28 Well you know it
00:52:32 Well you know it
00:52:33 Well you know it
00:52:34 Well you know it
00:52:35 Well you know it
00:52:36 Well you know it
00:52:37 Well you know it
00:52:38 Well you know it
00:52:39 Well you know it
00:52:40 Well you know it
00:52:41 Would you know it would you know it would you know it would you know it right now?
00:52:47 I'm on that. I'm on it. I'm on it
00:53:11 And Annabelle you're gonna have to go clean up that gram once you become a scene 1.00
00:53:15 Reply
00:53:24 I'm in Lithuania? What the fuck? 0.99
00:53:41 I'm in Lithuania 1.00
00:53:48 Lithuania?
00:53:50 Lithuania?
00:53:52 Lithuania? 0.99
00:53:54 What the fuck is Lithuania? 0.99
00:53:57 Clean it up 0.99
00:53:59 I'm in Lithuania
00:54:06 Oh she will clean it up. Okay. That's you telling me to clean it up, but you should clean it up
00:54:22 Hold on chat. Call her? Call her? Call her? Call her?
00:54:28 How do I call her? What should I call her on?
00:54:31 Yo, but where in Europe is Lithuania?
00:54:38 Uh, come to Miami
00:54:42 What's your number?
00:54:45 I'll hide the
00:54:49 DMs real quick
00:54:51 Are you always making fun of people not know where our countries are?
00:54:55 Okay, bro, Lithuania is not a real place
00:54:57 Lithuania is not a real place
00:54:58 You tell you like what is that the Eastern Europe?
00:55:00 What? Wait, don't call
00:55:03 Don't call Elma, I'm in bed 5am
00:55:05 It's okay
00:55:06 She said don't call, it's 5am
00:55:10 Uh, Eastern Europe
00:55:11 Yeah, I was right, Eastern Europe, I know, I know
00:55:12 She said it's Eastern Europe, it's okay 0.92
00:55:14 I'll just talk for 5 seconds
00:55:16 I'll talk quickly, I'll talk quickly
00:55:19 She'll be back
00:55:21 She'll be back in Florida in August
00:55:23 W, bro
00:55:24 Bro, I'm on that
00:55:25 IRL stream
00:55:27 Stay ready for that
00:55:39 Let me get the number, bro
00:55:41 I wanna see if she's a catfish 1.00
00:55:45 She said Tristan Tate once said Lithuania, one of his favorite countries
00:55:48 I don't care, we'll talk about that on the phone call
00:55:51 Talk to me
00:55:56 My number doesn't work because I'm overseas
00:55:58 Aw, you capper WhatsApp
00:56:00 You're gonna say, you're gonna act like you don't know about WhatsApp
00:56:06 But yeah, going on your stream would definitely be a dream come true
00:56:11 Wait, how old are you?
00:56:12 I'm hiding DMs
00:56:17 She's eight
00:56:18 Eighteen
00:56:29 Eighteen
00:56:33 Eighteen
00:56:34 Oh, she said I can call on IG, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
00:56:50 Yeah, and Annabelle, you gotta clean it up once you become wifey 1.00
00:56:54 Well, we'll see what the IRL streams, see how it goes
00:56:56 Call them
00:56:57 Pick up, what the hell?
00:56:59 Chat, what should I say?
00:57:03 Yo, Instagram calling does not work 0.98
00:57:09 Damn 0.71
00:57:13 Look at that 1.00
00:57:17 Chat, stop saying that I'm taking Islam as a joke
00:57:19 There's literally nothing haram that I did
00:57:21 There was nothing haram about that whatsoever
00:57:23 I can get WhatsApp
00:57:26 Chat, what else could I call her on?
00:57:29 Uh, uh, uh, uh, she doesn't have Discord 0.61
00:57:30 Like that, come on
00:57:32 She would never have Discord
00:57:37 Let's see if she does 0.98
00:57:39 Do you have Discord?
00:57:41 I'm gonna scare her away immediately 0.93
00:57:46 Zoom is crazy, chat
00:57:48 I can't use it
00:57:50 Yo chat, remember to tell me to message her back in August
00:57:53 Maybe we'll just move on
00:57:55 I really wanna talk to her though
00:57:59 Forget it
00:58:01 Remind me, remind me, uh, tomorrow and also in August
00:58:04 She's traveling too much at 18
00:58:06 I think she's doing family trips
00:58:08 But like, look at that, for an 18 year old girl
00:58:10 Probably, uh, three to five body count
00:58:14 Is posting her body this much on the ground 0.99
00:58:16 She's very pretty, like, why are you doing this?
00:58:19 Why are you letting all these men just see you?
00:58:29 Okay, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on
00:58:32 Scoop sesh 0.95
00:58:34 Hey, Scoop sesh, shout out to you man
00:58:36 Let's see what your Instagram is
00:58:38 What the?
00:58:40 Bro, what?
00:58:41 That's it?
00:58:42 Why'd you even send that?
00:58:43 Why would you even send your Instagram here to be reviewed when this is it?
00:58:46 Yeah, any more, any more girls in the chat? 0.98
00:58:48 Cause, like, bro, the guys are so fucking boring, bro 0.97
00:58:51 This is a terrible picture 0.98
00:58:53 This is a terrible picture, Scoop sesh
00:58:56 What are you trying to show me?
00:58:57 Is that your truck?
00:58:59 Like, what, what is the point of this?
00:59:00 And that's the only picture you got?
00:59:03 And you got a terrible ratio?
00:59:06 And you got, what is this profile picture?
00:59:08 Explain
00:59:12 Where the, where, where the shorties are in the chat?
00:59:18 W mysterious Instagram
00:59:19 No, there's nothing W about
00:59:20 This is not
00:59:21 It's just a waste
00:59:22 And I'm, I'm saying that I'm critical of that
00:59:24 Because there's so much money to be made
00:59:25 There's so many connections to be made
00:59:27 So much network
00:59:28 There's so many opportunities there on Instagram 1.00
00:59:30 And you guys are wasting at posting shit like this 1.00
00:59:33 You know how many people I've met from Instagram? 1.00
00:59:35 You know how many, like, how much money I've met from Instagram?
00:59:39 I'm a girl, I'm a girl
00:59:40 Okay, here we go, let's see 1.00
00:59:46 You fucking 1.00
00:59:48 No, you're not, you're literally Satan 1.00
00:59:51 You thought this was edgy?
00:59:52 You thought that, you thought this was stuff for Allah
00:59:55 Why would you post this?
00:59:57 Stuff for Allah
01:00:01 Peep mine? Okay, let's see
01:00:05 Brooklyn, it takes more strength to accept what isn't meant for you
01:00:15 Okay
01:00:17 Okay, rate the gram chat
01:00:19 Graduation, good
01:00:21 Okay, success
01:00:24 Deep, huh?
01:00:26 Mysterious
01:00:28 Okay, stepping out with the fit
01:00:29 Okay
01:00:32 Okay, weird angle and your shirt's wrinkly
01:00:37 L posture
01:00:39 Your friend took this
01:00:41 Same photo, but worse
01:00:42 What the hell is this drip?
01:00:53 Eid Mubarak 0.80
01:00:55 No, mashallah for that
01:00:56 But the easy, the easy boost
01:00:58 The easy slides are kinda
01:01:00 What do you think of this drip?
01:01:04 That Ramadan drip 1.00
01:01:06 Horrendous
01:01:07 Horrendous
01:01:09 Horrendous, yeah, bro
01:01:10 I don't know about this one, bro
01:01:12 I almost didn't say it was horrendous
01:01:14 Because I'm like, bro, I just converted to Islam
01:01:16 And I should be supportive of my brothers
01:01:17 But this is a bad fit
01:01:19 Bad fit
01:01:23 Bro look like the Aki at the deli 1.00
01:01:24 You look like the dudes who made my bacon, egg, and cheese
01:01:30 Oh, what's up, brother?
01:01:31 How old are you?
01:01:34 What is this car?
01:01:37 Okay, how strong are you? 1.00
01:01:49 This shit is so Brooklyn, bro 1.00
01:01:50 What is this, Coney Island? 1.00
01:01:52 Pussy 1.00
01:01:53 Yeah, nigga 1.00
01:01:54 Pussy 1.00
01:01:55 Word of my mother 1.00
01:01:56 You pussy, nigga 1.00
01:01:57 What's up? 1.00
01:01:58 I just had 912, nigga 1.00
01:02:10 Yeah, I bet he's from Bushwick
01:02:15 Good, this is good
01:02:16 Good drip
01:02:19 Okay, this is better
01:02:21 Not bad
01:02:22 Not bad
01:02:23 Good ratio
01:02:29 Do I want to see his story?
01:02:30 Yeah, what are you guys posting on your story?
01:02:34 Okay, he's lifting
01:02:35 What's the song? 1.00
01:02:36 Two real fuckers 0.99
01:02:37 Y'all mean? 0.99
01:02:38 I ain't had to say no dream
01:02:39 I said what it was
01:02:40 You didn't believe me
01:02:41 You be the cake and I be the thing
01:02:42 That I look up
01:02:43 And then she was leaving 0.60
01:02:44 I'm on the way
01:02:45 Can I be...
01:02:46 I'm training to box
01:02:47 Bro, bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
01:02:48 Why would you put takeoff?
01:02:49 Why did you post this?
01:02:50 Why would you post this on your...
01:02:51 Are you academics?
01:02:52 Are you no jumper?
01:02:54 Bro, bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
01:02:56 Son of a bad bad bad bad bonus
01:02:57 Why would you put takeoff?
01:02:59 Why did you post this?
01:03:01 Why would you post this on your...
01:03:02 Are you academics?
01:03:04 Are you no jumper?
01:03:05 Are you no Jumper? 0.64
01:03:29 Who?
01:03:30 Who?
01:03:31 What kind of human eats a steak this thick?
01:03:33 Man, that steak is good.
01:03:35 Bro, what is your Instagram?
01:03:37 Your pronouns are leave me alone, rapper, Protestant,
01:03:42 boxer in training, proud Puerto Rican.
01:03:45 Bro, this is...
01:03:48 Why did you post this?
01:03:56 Can you not afford a plate?
01:03:59 Where are you eating this?
01:04:02 Why did you post this?
01:04:08 You're definitely Puerto Rican.
01:04:09 You're definitely Puerto Rican.
01:04:11 That's you.
01:04:12 Oh, that's the only thing I've seen of you.
01:04:26 You said you're a rapper.
01:04:29 You don't even...
01:04:30 You didn't even post your own song.
01:04:31 I'm so fine.
01:04:32 Now I'm about to get kicked out.
01:04:33 TSA hates me.
01:04:34 They see that...
01:04:36 Okay.
01:04:38 I'm a girl.
01:04:39 I'm a girl.
01:04:40 I got...
01:04:41 I just got psyoped.
01:04:42 I just got psyoped.
01:04:43 I don't want to see any more dudes.
01:04:44 I want to see girls.
01:04:46 Gypsy, whatever. 0.61
01:04:48 Girl, girl, girl, girl.
01:04:52 There's people posting.
01:04:53 Oh, you... 0.97
01:04:54 Oh, you trolls, bro. 0.98
01:04:59 Chat, keep going or stop? 0.99
01:05:05 Australia.
01:05:06 Let's see.
01:05:07 Australian.
01:05:19 Good ratio.
01:05:20 Look at that.
01:05:21 6,000 following 900.
01:05:24 Let's rate it from the...
01:05:25 Okay.
01:05:26 First glance.
01:05:27 Good.
01:05:28 Good.
01:05:30 Good.
01:05:34 Mid.
01:05:38 El Selfie.
01:05:39 You're a man.
01:05:43 Good fit.
01:05:44 Kind of bad expression.
01:05:45 You could tell that this was the fifth take.
01:05:49 You know?
01:05:50 You know when you could tell that somebody took like...
01:05:52 That there was like a hundred in their camera roll
01:05:54 and this is the one they settled on?
01:05:58 Good.
01:05:59 This is like take one or two.
01:06:04 All right.
01:06:07 You didn't make those sculptures though, you know?
01:06:10 Okay.
01:06:11 You're shopping.
01:06:12 Australia.
01:06:13 All right.
01:06:14 Walking around.
01:06:16 It's okay.
01:06:17 Not a bad...
01:06:19 All right.
01:06:20 Pretending to be candid.
01:06:21 You're not even looking at anything on your phone right now.
01:06:23 There's nothing you're looking at.
01:06:27 Chat, what do you think?
01:06:28 WRL.
01:06:29 Why would you post this?
01:06:31 Is that you?
01:06:32 Did you hit that?
01:06:33 What do we think of chat?
01:06:34 We don't claim it in Australia?
01:06:35 Bowie, that's a banger. 0.99
01:06:36 What are you talking about?
01:06:37 Get 10.
01:06:38 Good.
01:06:39 Good.
01:06:40 Good.
01:06:41 Good.
01:06:42 Good.
01:06:43 Good.
01:06:44 Good.
01:06:45 Good.
01:06:46 I'm giving it like an eight out of 10.
01:06:47 Hey, you think I'm actually a girl?
01:06:48 LOL.
01:06:49 I just got signed up, huh?
01:06:50 Yeah, I did. 1.00
01:06:51 Loser. 1.00
01:06:52 Loser, bro. 1.00
01:06:53 Let's hit. 1.00
01:06:54 Just hit 1k, let me know?
01:06:54 Okay, let's see.
01:06:55 Truy Marshall.
01:06:56 Okay, ratio is not bad.
01:07:09 Bible study in the bio, better every day.
01:07:11 That's the name of the stream.
01:07:12 That'srah's your favorite deal for me, too.
01:07:14 Really is just five times.
01:07:16 That's Richard.
01:07:17 Okay.
01:07:18 Hmm, I'm gonna question I'm sure you Dig that up!
01:07:20 You begin collecting in the video.
01:07:21 that's the name of the stream that's what i'm talking about commercial mortgage broker and
01:07:25 real estate investor all right good your bio you got the link you're monetizing good
01:07:31 what is this seat and hall is this long island
01:07:35 bro this looks so long island that's silky right here is like i want to be from brooklyn but i'm
01:07:44 really from long island where we're seeing hall was that jersey oh jersey
01:07:51 jersey jersey jersey jersey yeah it still applies though i want to be from new york but i'm really
01:07:55 from jersey long island jersey are pretty much the same though okay good fit good fit i'm still not a
01:08:06 fan of the selfie chat like especially as men okay look at you having fun
01:08:13 is it the seat and hall dorm
01:08:18 where's this like
01:08:22 everybody ain't gonna tell you that you got to tell yourself good job first you got to tell
01:08:31 yourself you're doing good first because if you don't believe nobody will you know what i mean
01:08:36 deep deep deep black wall street where were you in atlanta
01:08:42 long paragraph bro i'm not reading this bro i'm not reading this bro
01:08:48 okay oh this dude's in a fraternity yo that's who those guys are this is your frat right
01:09:01 you're one of those stopping bro this dude you see the brand mark he's the dude in the middle of 0.99
01:09:07 the party that's like everyone's trying to get some bitches and shit and he's just there like 1.00
01:09:11 i'm trying to talk to some girls bro you're in the way 1.00
01:09:25 alpha alpha alpha alpha alpha bro
01:09:29 yo he got branded bro
01:09:42 yo
01:09:44 bro you got branded a lot
01:09:50 yo how many do you have 1.00
01:09:54 why are you clenching on my fucking stream bro 1.00
01:09:57 why is he clenching in the camera 1.00
01:10:00 okay w progress though
01:10:02 yeah man this is some black fraternity vibes huh
01:10:08 good car
01:10:10 overall good overall good
01:10:15 what do you think chat
01:10:17 bro still rating men
01:10:21 i was talking to girls and then you guys got all weird
01:10:24 and then i'm trying to click the girl's instagram and you guys all lied
01:10:26 kelly stamps is in the chat is that the real kelly stamps
01:10:35 i think it is
01:10:36 she put brett cooper's
01:10:38 okay sam
01:10:39 let's see sam's
01:10:41 sam rhyme good ratio
01:10:45 no cringe bio
01:10:47 okay
01:10:48 stepping out
01:10:50 all right 0.51
01:10:51 this one kind of sucks terrible lighting
01:10:52 and try hard
01:10:55 good this one's good
01:10:57 cringe bro
01:11:01 yo
01:11:03 your girl made you do this
01:11:04 you got your two-year anniversary
01:11:08 she's like
01:11:08 it'd be cute if we did like a netflix thing for our two-year anniversary
01:11:12 and then you wrote a paragraph
01:11:13 i wasn't expecting someone as pretty funny and smart as you ever to step up in my life
01:11:18 but i'm so glad you did
01:11:19 i've met my best friend 0.99
01:11:21 fuck bro 0.99
01:11:22 astafala 1.00
01:11:23 she's not your best friend 0.67
01:11:27 my future wife
01:11:29 my soulmate
01:11:30 and for that i'm forever grateful
01:11:31 here's the two best years of my life
01:11:32 and then that's starring
01:11:34 sam ryan
01:11:35 mckenzie tonkin
01:11:36 genre
01:11:37 romance
01:11:38 comedy
01:11:39 action
01:11:40 oh
01:11:41 chat i don't know about that bro
01:11:45 i don't know about that one man
01:11:48 wait no
01:11:50 you printed this out
01:11:52 and you had a party
01:11:52 and then you took a picture of it for the instagram
01:11:55 i mean congrats on two years
01:11:57 but bro like
01:11:57 bro
01:11:58 bro
01:11:58 you can't
01:11:59 nah man 0.92
01:12:01 oh canadians of course
01:12:06 of course canadian would do this
01:12:08 another picture of you and your girl
01:12:14 why
01:12:18 why
01:12:20 see you guys call it simping
01:12:31 when i when i
01:12:32 i'm talking to a girl on the chat
01:12:34 or something like that
01:12:35 this is this is simping
01:12:37 unless you
01:12:40 unless you're really really like
01:12:41 head over heels in love with her
01:12:42 but in my opinion it's not a good idea
01:12:44 in my opinion it's better to
01:12:45 make her value or
01:12:47 make you
01:12:48 make her value your attention even more
01:12:50 if you give her too much of it
01:12:51 i just think that's a bad idea
01:12:52 and she's gonna trauma
01:12:53 she's gonna
01:12:54 she's just gonna invade herself too much into your life 1.00
01:12:56 it's too much
01:13:00 more
01:13:04 okay rob motion
01:13:11 you guys don't look that
01:13:19 like
01:13:21 surprisingly look normal
01:13:23 like normal people
01:13:25 like the chat you look so
01:13:26 schizo all the time 1.00
01:13:27 and then i look at you guys profiles
01:13:28 like you guys look like that regular
01:13:30 okay
01:13:33 hey
01:13:35 wcruise
01:13:37 but i was the funniest
01:13:38 eh
01:13:39 all right
01:13:40 i mean you're a teenager
01:13:43 it's hard to really like
01:13:44 make funny to that level
01:13:45 okay
01:13:49 what the hell is this one
01:13:52 this is not a potential album cover
01:13:55 who's that
01:13:59 that's not a potential album cover
01:14:02 neither is that
01:14:03 aww 0.78
01:14:12 all right
01:14:13 this
01:14:13 i don't
01:14:13 i don't even want to make fun of you bro
01:14:15 you're
01:14:15 you're
01:14:15 god first
01:14:17 okay good
01:14:18 all right
01:14:19 you're doing
01:14:19 bro
01:14:19 you're in high school
01:14:20 you know
01:14:20 excuse me
01:14:24 i'm schizophrenic with sword pick
01:14:30 okay let's see 0.97
01:14:30 let's see some autistic schizos 1.00
01:14:33 none of these are your cars
01:14:44 you have 41k followers
01:14:47 oh you're just
01:14:47 it's just a car page
01:14:49 ah dweeb
01:14:49 let's see
01:14:51 noel gomez
01:14:52 okay
01:14:58 all right
01:15:01 doing stuff
01:15:05 yeah it's just like a personal instagram
01:15:14 i think you could build it better for opportunity
01:15:17 i think you should just use instagram
01:15:18 this reminds me of like when i uh
01:15:21 was in high school and stuff like that
01:15:22 in my opinion though
01:15:24 i know that a lot of these people are younger
01:15:26 who are posting this
01:15:26 but you should just use instagram
01:15:28 for business opportunities
01:15:30 and
01:15:31 networking opportunities
01:15:33 i wouldn't use it to post like personal fun photos
01:15:36 like what
01:15:37 at this point social media
01:15:38 there's so much money to be made
01:15:40 i don't see any incentive to do that
01:15:41 i thank you for the 20
01:15:46 appreciate you bro
01:15:47 the third don't know
01:15:49 check my gram
01:15:50 i'm ukrainian
01:15:51 so i got the flag in my bio
01:15:52 but
01:15:53 keep up the streaming dog
01:15:55 only two posts right now
01:15:56 okay let's see
01:15:56 that's just a link to
01:16:02 bro
01:16:03 yo
01:16:04 he folded
01:16:04 he folded
01:16:06 look at the chat
01:16:07 he just put instagram.com
01:16:08 yo
01:16:10 thank you for the 20 though
01:16:13 how did you fold like that
01:16:17 there's nothing here
01:16:26 okay no more
01:16:26 all right no more chat right
01:16:28 that was fun
01:16:30 that what a big detour
01:16:32 i was just watching um
01:16:33 we were watching a patrick cc video
01:16:36 we got all the way here
01:16:37 yo wait did they just feature me on
01:16:41 on the front page of rumble
01:16:42 why are the viewers going up
01:16:47 i think i just featured it
01:16:48 okay let's keep going
01:16:49 let's keep going 1.00
01:16:50 fuck it 1.00
01:16:50 fuck it 1.00
01:16:51 fuck it 1.00
01:16:51 fuck it 1.00
01:16:51 couple more 1.00
01:16:52 i'm pro-abortion 0.94
01:16:55 is that a girl
01:16:56 i was just incels
01:17:02 putting him
01:17:02 uh
01:17:03 destiny's wife
01:17:04 okay look at me
01:17:06 i got the best instagram ever
01:17:07 let's see
01:17:07 let's see
01:17:08 he's trolling
01:17:13 he knows he has a terrible
01:17:13 king lord
01:17:15 good
01:17:15 jesus cross
01:17:16 bro you look
01:17:17 like you just finished
01:17:18 10 days of meth
01:17:21 in your profile picture
01:17:21 okay
01:17:24 mma
01:17:24 stealing my tweets
01:17:27 more ufc
01:17:29 what are you doing here
01:17:30 that's
01:17:33 okay
01:17:34 this is who i thought my chat was
01:17:35 when i
01:17:36 when i see you guys
01:17:37 talking all day long
01:17:38 about girls that you're never
01:17:39 going to talk to
01:17:40 and saying like
01:17:41 l simp
01:17:42 when i talk to a girl
01:17:43 this is
01:17:43 this is
01:17:44 this is what i
01:17:45 had in mind
01:17:46 that's
01:17:49 this is what i think of
01:17:50 when people say
01:17:52 w domestic violence
01:17:53 whittler
01:17:54 i think 1.00
01:17:56 oh shit 0.98
01:18:03 yeah 1.00
01:18:11 that's what i'm talking about
01:18:14 man
01:18:14 that was a good kick 0.54
01:18:15 okay
01:18:23 yes
01:18:25 yes
01:18:25 yes
01:18:26 get him
01:18:28 okay
01:18:37 why don't you connect
01:18:41 with the bag though
01:18:43 i think
01:19:04 i think this is my favorite instagram of the night
01:19:07 i'm gonna follow you
01:19:09 you don't even follow me
01:19:10 yo
01:19:12 imagine
01:19:15 bro
01:19:15 i'm not even gonna follow you
01:19:17 and you know what
01:19:18 i hope you follow me back bro
01:19:19 that's crazy 0.90
01:19:21 that's crazy
01:19:23 i'm the most autistic schizo 0.51
01:19:27 okay let's see 0.68
01:19:28 bro
01:19:28 i don't care
01:19:29 i don't care
01:19:30 someone give me a better gram 1.00
01:19:32 rate my sister's instagram
01:19:34 no
01:19:35 i get hoes and money 1.00
01:19:37 all right let's see
01:19:38 let's see a flexer over here
01:19:39 hoes and money 1.00
01:19:41 do you
01:19:48 do you though
01:19:50 where are the hoes 1.00
01:19:57 and where's the money
01:19:58 because you look broke and hoeless
01:19:59 i've been the guy
01:20:01 this is not a good picture
01:20:03 why would you post this
01:20:05 new video out now
01:20:06 you are nothing without pain in existence
01:20:08 i don't know
01:20:09 what
01:20:11 oh you're on your youtube arc
01:20:15 okay
01:20:16 this one's dope
01:20:20 this one's dope
01:20:21 you know
01:20:24 you don't care about the cast
01:20:25 the mechanical thing
01:20:27 the bag's looking good
01:20:28 good fit
01:20:28 good pose
01:20:29 nice car
01:20:30 good back
01:20:31 great photo
01:20:32 all right
01:20:40 all right
01:20:42 all right
01:20:44 every day is my birthday
01:20:50 but today is my birthday
01:20:51 birthday
01:20:52 so happy birthday
01:20:53 aiden
01:20:53 what are you doing over here
01:21:07 okay
01:21:07 yeah
01:21:09 you said you got money
01:21:10 and hoes 1.00
01:21:10 i don't see
01:21:10 either
01:21:11 i see a dude
01:21:14 who vapes
01:21:15 yo bro
01:21:16 do you have a cartridge
01:21:17 bro
01:21:18 do you charge my jewel
01:21:19 bro
01:21:19 bro
01:21:21 can i
01:21:21 you got an iphone charger
01:21:22 i like the pants
01:21:25 chat what do you think
01:21:34 wrell
01:21:35 overall yeah
01:21:37 that's a lot though
01:21:42 oh man
01:21:43 too much
01:21:44 i don't know about that one
01:21:47 chat
01:21:50 ray ray ray ray
01:21:51 ray ray
01:21:51 i know
01:21:52 i know it's bumbleclot
01:21:53 we're trying to
01:21:55 have better instagrams
01:21:56 nobody in the chat
01:21:58 hurry up chat
01:21:58 needs improvement
01:21:59 all zesty
01:22:00 broccoli hair
01:22:01 yeah you do have tiktok hair
01:22:02 not gonna lie
01:22:03 why would you post this 1.00
01:22:11 damn chat 1.00
01:22:22 i said wrell 0.99
01:22:23 and nobody says w
01:22:24 do you
01:22:24 nobody even listens
01:22:26 to the chat calls here
01:22:28 youtube and twitch
01:22:29 everyone will listen right away 0.96
01:22:30 you guys think you're too autistic 0.97
01:22:31 to type in wrell 0.95
01:22:33 just because it's rumble
01:22:34 you have to type in sentences
01:22:35 and just be incels
01:22:36 for three hours
01:22:37 tell me
01:22:37 rate it
01:22:38 it's just one guy spamming
01:22:42 oh bro you 1.00
01:22:43 chat you suck 1.00
01:22:44 for real 1.00
01:22:44 you suck 1.00
01:22:46 and then you're gonna 1.00
01:22:47 completely 0.99
01:22:47 wumble sucks 1.00
01:22:48 you suck 1.00
01:22:49 okay 1.00
01:22:56 23k followers
01:22:58 following 5k
01:22:59 good stuff
01:23:01 good stuff
01:23:02 yo my boy
01:23:07 my boy got the 1.00
01:23:08 fucking drip on bro 1.00
01:23:10 are those ricks 0.99
01:23:11 okay
01:23:12 are you feeling good
01:23:13 right now
01:23:14 look at his face
01:23:14 he's like
01:23:15 yeah baby
01:23:15 i know my feeling good
01:23:17 i know my feeling good
01:23:18 okay
01:23:20 okay
01:23:20 okay
01:23:21 okay
01:23:21 all right
01:23:22 you can tell
01:23:24 how many followers
01:23:25 somebody has
01:23:25 by the photos
01:23:26 that they post
01:23:27 bro
01:23:31 why do you look like
01:23:32 certified lover boy
01:23:33 i sit on my balcony
01:23:38 and think about my
01:23:39 feelings
01:23:39 i smoke chisha 1.00
01:23:43 in the club
01:23:44 and nod my head
01:23:45 a little
01:23:45 yeah this
01:23:55 everybody
01:23:55 who goes
01:23:56 this is in new york
01:23:57 right
01:23:57 everyone
01:24:00 this is such a popular
01:24:01 new york city photo
01:24:02 okay
01:24:04 he's on south beach
01:24:05 this guy
01:24:08 your man's
01:24:09 smoking
01:24:09 a fake
01:24:10 cigarette
01:24:11 over here
01:24:11 deep
01:24:15 oh nature guy
01:24:16 oh look at the caption
01:24:17 socially distant
01:24:20 this screams
01:24:21 august
01:24:22 2021
01:24:23 or no
01:24:24 august
01:24:24 2020
01:24:25 okay
01:24:29 okay
01:24:30 yep
01:24:31 yep
01:24:32 yep
01:24:32 talk to him
01:24:33 talk to him
01:24:34 talk to him
01:24:35 caption
01:24:36 big drip
01:24:37 big drip
01:24:38 okay 1.00
01:24:38 oh shit 1.00
01:24:41 he's making business 1.00
01:24:42 deals chat
01:24:43 who's he talking to
01:24:44 what does he got
01:24:45 going on
01:24:46 he's hiding
01:24:47 something
01:24:48 bro
01:24:50 look at the way
01:24:50 he's carrying his
01:24:51 jacket
01:24:51 this looks like a
01:24:52 paparazzi photo
01:24:53 yo
01:24:55 good
01:24:58 good
01:24:59 you have a good
01:24:59 instagram
01:25:00 instagram
01:25:00 a little
01:25:02 a little
01:25:03 too
01:25:03 oh man
01:25:04 then we go
01:25:05 all the way
01:25:05 back to
01:25:05 this one's
01:25:14 gotta go
01:25:15 bro
01:25:15 you look like
01:25:19 you hit on
01:25:20 girls at the 0.55
01:25:20 gas station
01:25:21 here
01:25:21 frosted moonwalk
01:25:30 let's see
01:25:32 okay
01:25:34 an appeal to
01:25:36 heaven
01:25:36 terrible ratio 0.62
01:25:37 very autistic 0.90
01:25:39 profile picture
01:25:40 this guy's ready
01:25:40 to go to
01:25:41 join a
01:25:42 to join a
01:25:44 militia
01:25:45 i don't know
01:25:48 about this
01:25:48 watch though
01:25:48 who are you
01:25:51 trying to 0.91
01:25:52 kill 0.88
01:25:52 did you read 0.96
01:25:53 james bond
01:25:54 once
01:25:54 oh got the
01:25:56 rollie
01:25:56 i
01:25:57 still could be
01:25:59 a better picture
01:26:00 though like
01:26:00 there's the
01:26:01 little things
01:26:01 about these
01:26:02 pictures like
01:26:02 the wrist
01:26:03 it's not
01:26:04 centered properly
01:26:05 you see how
01:26:05 like the top
01:26:06 of the rolex
01:26:06 is leaning
01:26:07 like wrinkling
01:26:08 your wrist
01:26:09 it's just
01:26:10 it's just
01:26:10 pissing me
01:26:11 off 0.89
01:26:11 it's pissing
01:26:12 me off
01:26:12 this one's
01:26:16 better
01:26:16 nice
01:26:20 why are you
01:26:20 holding your
01:26:21 watch like
01:26:21 that
01:26:22 bro
01:26:23 bro
01:26:23 why would
01:26:25 you do
01:26:25 that
01:26:25 why would
01:26:26 you do
01:26:27 that
01:26:27 l's in
01:26:29 the chat
01:26:29 no
01:26:30 no
01:26:30 unacceptable
01:26:31 nice
01:26:32 gun
01:26:32 gun
01:26:33 looks
01:26:33 cool
01:26:33 that's
01:26:35 called a
01:26:36 clip
01:26:36 not a
01:26:36 mag
01:26:36 but you
01:26:37 got to
01:26:38 turn that
01:26:38 around
01:26:38 what
01:26:41 why
01:26:42 why
01:26:42 are you
01:26:43 doing
01:26:43 that
01:26:43 let me
01:26:48 borrow
01:26:48 one
01:26:49 and there
01:26:52 you go
01:26:52 beautiful
01:26:55 your man's
01:26:55 like
01:26:56 beautiful
01:26:56 bro
01:26:57 is this
01:26:57 why
01:26:57 you've
01:26:58 been
01:26:58 quiet
01:26:58 in the
01:26:58 group
01:26:58 chat
01:26:59 look
01:27:00 at how
01:27:00 every
01:27:00 time
01:27:01 someone
01:27:02 simps
01:27:02 and posts
01:27:03 a picture
01:27:03 of them
01:27:03 and their
01:27:03 main
01:27:04 chick 0.95
01:27:04 they
01:27:06 always
01:27:07 take
01:27:07 attention
01:27:07 away
01:27:08 from
01:27:08 you
01:27:08 should
01:27:09 be
01:27:09 active
01:27:09 in
01:27:09 the
01:27:09 group
01:27:09 chat
01:27:10 you're
01:27:10 in
01:27:11 here
01:27:11 saying
01:27:11 my
01:27:11 girlfriend's
01:27:12 my best
01:27:13 friend
01:27:13 my
01:27:14 soulmate
01:27:15 and my
01:27:16 future
01:27:16 wifey
01:27:17 she
01:27:18 doesn't
01:27:19 have to
01:27:19 do
01:27:19 anything
01:27:19 because
01:27:20 she's
01:27:20 perfect
01:27:21 happy
01:27:21 two
01:27:21 year
01:27:21 anniversary
01:27:22 and your
01:27:23 friends
01:27:23 are in
01:27:24 here
01:27:24 and you're
01:27:24 like
01:27:24 you've
01:27:25 been
01:27:25 quiet
01:27:25 in the
01:27:25 group
01:27:25 chat
01:27:26 bro
01:27:26 where
01:27:27 you
01:27:27 at
01:27:28 where
01:27:28 you
01:27:29 at
01:27:29 you
01:27:29 know
01:27:29 what
01:27:29 he's
01:27:30 at
01:27:30 he's
01:27:30 on
01:27:30 instagram
01:27:31 posted
01:27:31 he's
01:27:32 on
01:27:32 instagram
01:27:32 sipping
01:27:33 all
01:27:38 those
01:27:38 guns
01:27:38 and
01:27:39 you're
01:27:39 still
01:27:39 sipping
01:27:39 don't
01:27:42 post
01:27:42 your
01:27:43 main
01:27:43 chick 0.95
01:27:43 on
01:27:43 the
01:27:43 ground
01:27:43 what if
01:27:45 she
01:27:45 fumbles
01:27:45 what if
01:27:46 the next
01:27:46 one wants
01:27:47 the same
01:27:47 treatment
01:27:47 you're not
01:27:50 in the army
01:27:50 are you
01:27:51 but you got
01:27:54 some nice
01:27:54 stuff
01:27:54 not gonna
01:27:54 lie
01:27:55 let's
01:27:58 see
01:27:58 another
01:27:59 10
01:27:59 from
01:28:00 okay
01:28:05 scoop
01:28:05 says
01:28:05 updated
01:28:06 his
01:28:06 instagram
01:28:06 he
01:28:08 sent
01:28:08 it
01:28:08 before
01:28:09 and it
01:28:10 was
01:28:10 just
01:28:10 this
01:28:11 picture
01:28:11 and
01:28:12 he's
01:28:12 added
01:28:13 more
01:28:13 okay
01:28:13 what
01:28:13 does
01:28:13 scoop
01:28:14 such
01:28:14 look
01:28:14 like
01:28:14 i've
01:28:14 seen
01:28:14 him
01:28:14 in
01:28:15 the
01:28:15 chat
01:28:15 for
01:28:15 a
01:28:15 while
01:28:15 bro
01:28:16 bro
01:28:19 and
01:28:19 why
01:28:20 are you
01:28:20 why
01:28:20 are you 1.00
01:28:20 fucking 1.00
01:28:21 watching 1.00
01:28:21 it
01:28:21 why
01:28:21 you
01:28:22 IG
01:28:22 bro
01:28:22 change
01:28:22 it
01:28:23 because
01:28:23 it
01:28:23 sneaker
01:28:23 that's
01:28:24 you
01:28:24 nice
01:28:26 hand
01:28:27 placement
01:28:27 i can't
01:28:27 even
01:28:27 lie
01:28:28 good
01:28:29 hand
01:28:29 placement
01:28:30 i like
01:28:30 i'm
01:28:31 liking
01:28:31 that
01:28:31 bro
01:28:31 you
01:28:33 look
01:28:33 way
01:28:33 younger
01:28:33 than
01:28:34 i
01:28:34 thought
01:28:34 you
01:28:34 look
01:28:34 from
01:28:34 this
01:28:35 terrible
01:28:35 picture
01:28:36 that
01:28:36 you
01:28:36 posted
01:28:36 stop
01:28:39 simping
01:28:40 though
01:28:40 chat
01:28:40 bro
01:28:40 like
01:28:41 there's
01:28:41 no
01:28:41 reason
01:28:41 to
01:28:41 post
01:28:42 this
01:28:42 did
01:28:42 you
01:28:42 just
01:28:42 post
01:28:43 this
01:28:43 now
01:28:43 he
01:28:44 literally
01:28:44 posted
01:28:45 this
01:28:45 three
01:28:45 minutes
01:28:45 ago
01:28:46 so
01:28:46 that
01:28:47 i
01:28:47 could
01:28:47 go
01:28:47 rate
01:28:47 it
01:28:47 so
01:28:48 bro
01:28:48 essentially
01:28:49 you
01:28:50 were
01:28:50 a
01:28:50 ghost
01:28:51 and
01:28:52 you
01:28:52 just
01:28:54 your
01:28:55 instagram
01:28:55 what
01:28:56 is
01:28:56 going
01:28:56 on
01:28:56 you
01:29:00 want
01:29:00 me
01:29:00 to
01:29:00 go
01:29:00 rate
01:29:00 you
01:29:01 grabbing
01:29:01 your
01:29:01 girl's 1.00
01:29:02 ass 1.00
01:29:02 on 0.94
01:29:03 live
01:29:03 you
01:29:04 went
01:29:04 from
01:29:05 a
01:29:05 ghost
01:29:05 to
01:29:05 that
01:29:05 think
01:29:07 about
01:29:07 it
01:29:08 nice
01:29:13 this
01:29:14 this
01:29:15 is
01:29:15 good
01:29:15 w
01:29:15 skit
01:29:15 cell
01:29:16 appreciate
01:29:17 that
01:29:17 this
01:29:18 one's
01:29:18 gotta
01:29:18 go
01:29:19 okay
01:29:20 no
01:29:20 more
01:29:20 no
01:29:21 no
01:29:23 and
01:29:25 that's
01:29:26 it
01:29:26 is
01:29:26 your
01:29:26 job
01:29:26 thank you